Absurd Truth: Scott Jennings FTW Once Again

The CNN Thunderdome gets heated when the topic of biological men gets brought up to Scott Jennings. Meanwhile, an Irish travel influencer is accused of exploiting a remote “cannibal tribe” for TikTok views.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's his laugh mission to make bad decisions. It's time
for Florida Man. That's right, it's time for Florida Man.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
This is Craig Collins filling in on the Dana Show
a d Lash a Dana Lash Radio and x on Twitter.
A great ways to stay connected to her. I love
all three of the Florida Man stories that producer Kine
sent along.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
I'm gonna go ahead and count them down in.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Reverse order though, because this is the radio and we
like countdowns of things, and actually, you know what I
have audio, I'm gonna like Casey Casem help me count
these down. So number three, as far as the best
Florida Man stories of today, according to me, Thank thank
you Casey for saying that out there. Number three is
a Florida Man that woke up a woman by mumbling
stuff next to her bed. The man who was a

(00:50):
stranger to her had broken into her house. That's terrifying.
And then once he got there, he I guess got
close to the bed and didn't get in. Thank god.
I've just started saying stuff that was incoherent and he
definitely seemed intoxicated. The woman when she woke up, yelled
at him. Excuse me, I just sneezed there. The woman
yelled at him, and then I might have to sneeze
again during the show. I'll do my best to try

(01:10):
to handle it. But anyway, he decided to leave because
of the yelling and whatnot, but he didn't go very far.
The guy opened up her car, which I guess was unlocked.
That's kind of her fault, and then went to sleep
in the backseat. When the cops eventually arrived, they arrested
the guy who refused to get out of the car
on his own, and Elijah Spencer was charged with multiple problems.
Burgley occupied of an occupied dwelling, he took fruit, snacks

(01:34):
and stuff from her house, burglary of an unoccupied conveyance
that would be inside the vehicle, criminal mischief, and then
resisting an officer without violence for just saying no until
eventually he was pulled out of the car. What a
weird dude, But he only comes in at number three
on my list. In casey again, glad to have you
with us. Let's do number two on this list, thank you, sir.

(01:56):
A Number two of the best Florida man stories of
today is the Floor, a man who's Trump house has
gone very viral until social media, on TikTok and other places.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
He lives in an elite neighborhood in Florida.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
He fought the county several times for these giant signs,
these huge like things banners that he hung up on
his house that are all Trump things. Some things say
like legend, bulletproof. There's a bunch of other ones. He's
been dealing with this since twenty twenty one, fighting back
and forth with the city. Eventually he won a lawsuit

(02:29):
saying that any tried any kind of fines they tried
to charge him were inappropriate and they actually had to
pay his legal fees, which is like forty two thousand dollars,
which seems great for the guy. But now he's even
more popular than ever on social media and continues to
put out new banners, more American flags, and all kinds
of things to be pro Trump. Some of his banners,

(02:50):
which all have photos of the President, say things like
who's your Daddy Trump coming home in twenty twenty five
And as I said again, a one's like bulletproof.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
A whole bunch of people.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Reacted on social media recently some of the videos he
put up by saying how much they love the house
and how much they liked to stop and take photos
with him or at the house when they pass it.
It's literally becoming a tourist attraction. The guy with the
pro Trump house that tried to be fined and stopped
by a city council and they inevitably failed. All right,

(03:20):
that was good for number two, Thank you, Casey Kasem.
The number one story in the world of Florida Man,
The best story out there to me is the guy
in Batman pajamas who stopped a criminal. Florida Man described
what it was like to be woken up and noticed
that his car was being robbed. It was in his
neighbor's part, in his neighbor's garage, I think, he'll tell you.

(03:41):
And unfortunately a bad things were happening, and so he
sprung to action, and he just so happened to be
wearing his Batman pajamas when he did it, which is
hilarious to me. You want to make fun of an
adult man wearing Batman pajamas, but you want to respect
a hero who apprehends a bad guy and hold him
until cops arrive. So it's a little bit of like,
I'm not sure what way to go with this story,

(04:02):
but here it is.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
She checked it and she woke me up. She said, Hey,
someone's rummaging through your truck. So I called him. I said, hey,
your garage is open and my truck was just broken into.
So I'm going to sit outside until you guys secure
your garage without the person seeing me, and I grabbed
ahold of their shirt and their right wrists. I said, listen,
don't try to get away. I have plenty of experience
with this. I'm really glad I had my Batman pajamason

(04:25):
because I gave me the extra confidence that I needed.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
That is hilarious that he said that.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
At the end there too, and the guy was rocking
actual Batman pajamas, and it's real. It looks like the
Batman outfit with the fake utility belt and everything.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Man.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yes, nine times out of ten, or I would go
even further ninety nine times out of one hundred. I'm
making fun of a friend of mine who admits they
still have Batman pajamas as an adult man. The one
time I'm potentially not doing it is if the guy
also happened to stop a robbery of his own vehicle
and keep a man in custody until police arrived, well
wearing the Batman pajamas. This is fantastic, And I do

(05:03):
really like the fact that he says that it added
in his confidence, because that's usually not true of adult
men wearing Batman pajamas. Confidence is usually not the byproduct
of that decision. What it is here, and it is
to a great degree. So again, I love that story
so much. Thank you Casey for everything you did to help.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Sure that's fine. He seems excited.

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Speaker 2 (06:16):
You by the way. Actually, you know what I just remembered.
I have this audio too.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
This happened on CNN where you have the one individual
on CNN who's willing to actually say stuff that sort
of makes sense, Scott Jennings or oftentimes actually does make
sense now and the rest of the group who are
just terrible, horrible people saying terrible.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Horrible things.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
It's honestly the best way I could possibly say that.
That's the best way I could summarize other things that
actually occur there. But Jennings did get in an argument
with several people about the whole can men pop out babies? Which,
just real quick before I say anything else about it
is one of the more amusing things to me that

(07:01):
has become a discussion point between the left and the right,
because if you rewind a certain amount of years and
you say to yourself, Man, I wonder what the political
arguments are going to be. Not many people would come
up with the idea that men and women are going
to be debated as to whether or not all of
them can make babies, whether or not it's a thing

(07:23):
that men can do at all, that's not a discussion
point that you have any level of expectation eventually being
a reality in the world, and yet, darn it, it
currently is. And so when the left wonders how they're
losing support with people, it may be just a little
bit because they seem to blatantly disregard very obvious facts
if they think that it somehow hurts them and their

(07:45):
political opinions or the optics of their you know, opinions.
And it's it's insane to watch these things happen. But
here a case in point is this back and forth
with Scott Jennings where he's talking to people about, you know,
if men can pop out a baby, and uh, it's
just again to me sort of amazing that this is

(08:05):
the kind of thing where where people want to you know,
object to the to the style of conversation or the
focus on these issues. They're acting as though this isn't important,
and it obviously is. I'll tell you why in a second.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
I just I just have to say he did use
the term pregnant people in his risk.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
I'm sorry us is that. Yes, I love that sound.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
I love that Scott is saying and it is actually
really annoying, So I don't I don't love the actual
sound of it, but I love the fact that it occurred.
That's maybe a better way to say that. What's so
awesome about this, in my opinion, is that he's saying
that I don't trust the professional opinion of a medical
person who doesn't acknowledge that women are the only people who.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Can have babies, which is very rational.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
If I were to be sitting down with a doctor
before check up, new doctor, trying them out, seeing if
this is somebody that I'm going to like or not,
and we're just having a casual conversation about some of
their beliefs, and they mentioned to me that they think
men can have babies. I'm pretty sure they didn't get
their degree from any sort of real medical college.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
And I immediately leave. I'm like, you know what, we
don't need to do the physical.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
I will maybe see if something needs to be worked
out down the road, but you have a good days there.
It's a very obvious moment where you're like, Okay, this
person has abandoned medical opinions for the sake of some
sort of political loss that they think is a win, continuous, credible.

Speaker 5 (09:40):
Are you serious? Come on, no, no, are you serious
that this is that? Of all the things that we're
talking about here, immunizations, vaccines, autism, about on communicable diseases,
on cancer, and you are the most concerned about someone's
use of the word people.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
No, no, no, birthing people, not just the word people. I'm
sure that there's a lot of other times where this
guy had use the word people that I would not
have a problem with, and Scott Jennings would not have
a problem with. The deterioration of the respect for the
difference between men and women is hurting women, and they
know it and they don't care about it. It's crazy

(10:22):
to hear them say this stuff though. It's crazy actually
to watch a white man argue with anybody, but argue
with women about the fact that they're the only ones
who can have babies. It's insane in the society we
live in because people want to villify the white guy
for not being woke, not you know, caring enough, not
wanting to watch the WNBA because it's not as good

(10:44):
as the NBA, whatever it might be, even if Caitlyn
Clark is uniquely interesting to watch. And this is the
version of propping women up, being like you are special,
you do something we can't do, and being like, how
dare you sir?

Speaker 6 (10:55):
No.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
But even better than that is the argument that you
really want to talk about this simplistic topic instead of
the more difficult things where we think we have more
of an argument against the things you're going to say,
you really want to focus on the easiest thing.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
And the reason why is that if I can demonstrate
the craziness of someone with a very obvious point, if
I can say out loud that this person doesn't deserve
respect medically because of their insanity in how they think
about who does and who doesn't pop out a baby,
then all that other stuff doesn't matter. I'm not going
to take math lessons of an advanced level from a

(11:30):
guy that can't add. If I sit down in the
math class and the guy's like, all right, we're about
to get into imaginary numbers. But before we do that,
just a quick demonstration of the capability I have as
your math professor. Two plus two equals seven. I get
up and I just leave. I leave the room, and
I'm like, we're good. That's fine, because again I doubt
that he got an actual degree from any sort of
real place. And that's essentially the argument the left is

(11:53):
trying to make here, is that you need to listen
to the more complex points that we're having, that we're
discussing based on person or people at the CDC, and
we don't want you to focus on the very obvious,
easy one that discredits the whole rest of the conversation,
because we don't want that. We don't like that part.
All right, One last thing I do want to say,
and I have a bunch of audio. I'm choosing not

(12:13):
to play it, and not because I want to shy
away from this topic. I think it's vitally important that
you defend people of faith from the attacks that are
happening right now to them. Whether those are just simple
verbal attacks of people saying that thoughts and prayers are
inappropriate after a horrible thing happens in society, or the
actual attacks is more data is showing that more churches

(12:36):
are the target of crime, a violent crime. Something like
two to three times the amount of churches over the
last two years have been the target of things like
this compared to what we had seen in the past
three or four years combined. And so as you say
all that, as you reflect on being two days removed
from another transgender individual, a guy, a biological man using

(13:00):
to attack a school and children and a church, a
place that he had gone before, a place that he
uniquely hated, and in his manifesto says that he wants
to see children in pain.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
When you see all that.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
You just say to yourself, how horrific it is that
this is a conduit for people to have a conversation
where they try to tear down religion because it does
feel like the devil. And again, I'm not trying to
be overly religious on the show today. I'm not trying
to force that down your throat if you're someone that
doesn't care about this sort of thing. But there is
no better example to me of the power of any

(13:36):
sort of side of you know, good and evil that
wants to tear down good than trying to say that
prayer something that actually the victims of the tragedy or
asking for is an inappropriate solution or an inappropriate you
know path to at least being emotionally maybe capable of

(13:57):
healing at some point, who knows when if families are
even capable to do that, but through prayer, through faith,
being able to go that road to do it. Saying
that that's useless, saying that the kids were already praying
in the church and didn't do anything like all the
horrible things they say about it. To vilify religion only
makes that worse. And so it does seem to be
important as a pundit to want to come out and
defend a religion and people who have a belief in

(14:19):
faith today because it does feel like a conversation between
you know, good and Satan.

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Speaker 2 (15:10):
And now all of the news you would probably miss.
It's time for Dana's Quick five.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
That's right, It's time for the Quick five on the
Dana Show. My name is Craig Collins, filling in d
Lash Dana Lash Radio on x on Twitter. Micah Parsons
is now a Green Bay Packer. He's no longer Dallas Cowboy.
And many people are calling it the worst trade in
the history of Cowboys, you know, team history.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
It's hilarious to me. And here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
The Cowboys should have traded this player, or at least
demonstrated a willingness to trade this player several months ago,
let's say, four or five months ago, because of the
unique talent of this guy, the ability for teams to
compete over getting that talent, thinking that there might be
a chance that he stays in Dallas or he goes elsewhere.
The worst kept secret in football is Mike had desperately

(15:59):
wanted off of this team, so much so that the
guy started eating nachos when he's supposed to be playing
during the NFL preseason. I know this isn't a sports show,
by the way, I'm just quickly trying to talk about this.
I think it's interesting that the Cowboys continue to spiral,
and that Jerry Jones might be the catalyst to a
lot of that spiraling. At this point, he hires head
coaches that seem like they'll just listen to whatever he

(16:20):
wants them to do. He puts himself in front of
cameras and microphones at a time when most owners would
be very quiet about a star player having a contract dispute.
Publicly reacting to the things that Michael wanted was not
a good way to retain the player, which they would know,
which made things worse and crazier, and so at the
end of the day, I just kind of feel sad.

(16:42):
I'm not a Cowboys fan, far from it, actually, but
I do think that when the Cowboys are good, that
helps the NFL, and when the Cowboys are bad that
hurts the NFL, and this trade hurts the Cowboys and
thus the NFL for a while, it's going to be
a bit. Bill Belichick's company is by Jordan Hudson is
twenty something year old girlfriend, and that's hilarious to me.

(17:06):
This company also did file a trademark for gold Digger,
and I think they're going to be making some jewelry
and some key chains and whatnot that have.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
A gold digger as a part of them.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
So apparently Bill and his twenty something year old girlfriend
think that the jokes about her being a gold digger
are funny enough to monetize them to make money off
of it. A guy in his seventies dating a woman
in her twenties, I'm never going to judge the dude,
because that's a unique thing, and a lot of guys
in that part of their life would also love to

(17:36):
have someone of that age be romantically tied to them.
And if that even means that they're there for the
money and not for the love, I think at some
point you might.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Not care about that anymore.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
I love saying that out loud too, because there are
people that get up in arms and mad about it.
Even have a family member that told me how disgusting.
The whole thing is how gross it is. And yeah,
for Jordan, it's probably not ideal. I would think that
it's not great. But if your Bill Ella Chacker envisioning
yourself someday being Bill Belichick's age, rose is not the
word I think of when he gets a shot to

(18:07):
be in a relationship with her again, even if he's
helping her create a certain jewelry and whatnot. And it
seems to be leaning in the thing a whole lot
of people assume is already happening. Anyway, I feel bad
for Bill Belichick, That's the thing I can say out there,
But I don't think that he's the one participating in
the gross activity.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
All right, Another thing out there.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
A hacker used AI to automate an unprecedented cyber crime spree.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
This is according to several experts.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
It's scary how easily this was done and how AI
can enhance the crime spree to make it much quicker
than a human could do it and much more significant. Essentially,
if you ask AI, hey, help me with this crime
spree thing I want to do, it pops up the
little paper clip and it goes, how would you like
me to do?

Speaker 2 (18:52):
That for you, what things do you need to get done?
And then you go from there.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Yet another version of how AI is probably going to
ruin our society, help our society, and most of us
should be terrified about, you know, Skynet at some point
taking over one final thing. China is building a brain
computer interface industry, which also seems bad. It also seems
like the kind of thing you might not actually want,
and China, of all places, the location trying to do this. Look,

(19:23):
I will readily admit on this very show filling in
for Dana that aspects of becoming a cyborg or some
version of half machine half man intrigued me. I would
like a power and capability. I'd like to be a
superhero essentially, whether it's mentally and or physically, and if
machines can help get me there. Part of me is
willing to change, or at least consider changing the natural

(19:45):
body that I currently have, and yet the other part
of me realizes how easy this stuff is hacked, and
the last thing I'd ever want to do is have
like my computer eyeball hacked in a bad way. I
laugh as I say that, but it would be terrible
and so putting. Computers in your brain or using interfaces
that interact with your brain seems like a really bad idea, and.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
A lot of us know it.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
A lot of us are saying it, but darn it,
the magic of feeling superhuman is also out there.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
That's the temptation.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Maybe you let several people barrel through this rabbit hole
before you even try it, and even then you're probably doomed.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
We're all doomed.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
Anytime I see an AI story right now, the first
thing I do is look to see the moment where
I'm pretty sure we're doomed, and if it's not there,
I take a nice breath. If it is there, which
it usually is, I'm like, all right, great, another one
of those. Another thing I want to play, And I
think this is interesting. It's definitely not political news, but
who cares. An Irish traveler an influencer, is being blasted

(20:40):
online after they recorded and posted video of what they
claim to be a cannibal tribe that may or may
not be cannibal. It is a remote tribe. There was
a representative for the tribe trying to tell the influencer
they weren't welcome to do video here.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
A lot of aspects in the story or moving pieces.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
First, if they actually are cannibals, I really don't care
what they're you know, spokesperson is asking for.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
If they're not cannibals, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
I am annoyed by the influencer traveling to a certain
place and trying to get a lot of clicks. The
influencer doesn't have any real desire to help anybody. They
just have a desire to be more famous and they
thought this was an avenue toward it. But there is
some audio that goes with this story of the Irish
traveling social media, you know, influencer person trying to uncover

(21:31):
the remote cannibal tribe and put it all over social
media for views and whatnot.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
This this is weird.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
I almost want no one to win in this, uh
you know, this side versus that side, because again I'm
not going to cheer for the cannibals if that's what
they actually are. And I'm not a big fan of
a lot of the influencers.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Here we go, I think they're going blown out for us.

Speaker 6 (21:50):
Well, this is terrifying.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
They're huge bulls.

Speaker 6 (21:54):
I've gotten offering for them basically bargain our way and
try and make them accept us to just put it
in your hands. Pum a bit. Oh god, Okay, he
doesn't look like he likes that. He doesn't like it.
All right, guys, so let's move back. Maybe we have
to go out. Is not into that? Not really? Well, come,
it's really injured. I'm not gonna lie. I thought is
absolutely terrifying. Tell me they're scary.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
I'm sorry, I'd take you here. Yeah, that's real stupid.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
By the way, that sounds a lot like and I'm
not trying to crap on somebody else, but the crocodile hunter,
whenever he was in front of a crocodile saying like,
this crocodile seems mad, I'm gonna make it angrier.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
The crocodile hunter.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
May he rest in peace as someone that definitely seemed
to be willing to risk his life. I think the
same is true of a social media influencer who wants
to out the cannibal tribe in a remote part of
the world.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
That seems like a dumb thing. And I don't know why.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
The frat guy reaction of these two kids made me
laugh even more. Thank God, they're okay, but they're like, yeah,
they don't really like that. Yeah, they seem mad at us.
They're getting their bows and arrows out, and things seem
like they could get scary fast.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Yeah they could.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
These people would have no hesitation in harming you if
they believe that you're someone who's a threat to them,
because society used to work that for quite some time
in the past and they haven't changed.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
So I just don't get any part of this.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
If I was the influencer or the team that's supposed
to advise this influencer, if it exists, when they got
to the idea about trying to infiltrate the cannibal remote tribe,
I'd be like, no, let's not do that one.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
Let's do anything else.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Let's do a marshmallow eating challenge instead of going to
the remote tribe and seeing if they in fact eat people.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
That seems like a bad choice for our Saturday night.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
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