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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsored by Keltech.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time
for Florida Man.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
A Florida man removed twenty Burmese pythons from the Everglades,
winning a contest.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
This is actually a big deal down there.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
It happened because somebody ended up having a pet at
some point they let it go and then the population
just went crazy. This guy, Ronald Kaiger, won ten thousand
dollars in the Florida Python Challenge after the annual ten
day hunt because they are an invasive species that can
destabilize the entire ecosystem, and so they had they have
this this challenge that they do every year, and this
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guy ended up he tipped the scales this year. He
reached first place by one python. It's a ten day hunt.
They have eight hundred people from thirty three states and
they compete for twenty five thousand dollars in prize money
and they have novice, professional, military, different categories and they
had in total one hundred ninety five Burmese pythons removed
from the wild.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
And that's I mean, that's wild.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
They said that the female can lay like fifteen to
one hundred eggs at a time. They have to humanly
kill them, and then they have to turn their carcasses
into three check in stations. So because they are invasive,
I mean, they will.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Just wreck a whole area.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
So wow, this guy, this dad, I mean, would you
do anything different? Imagine you find a peeping tom looking
into your daughter's bedroom window. That's what happened to this
Fligger County father of Florida. Dad took matters into his
own hands when he found a peeping tom peering into
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his daughter's bedroom window. The guy camped out. This guy,
the dad, September thirteenth. He had a Louisville slugger and
a beer, and he camped out in his backyard waiting
for the suspect, who he said had been terrorizing their neighborhood.
He was a peeping tom that's been going to multiple houses,
and he said the daughter saw him. And then the
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dad said that he saw the guy at his daughter's
window looking in. He goes, I said a couple of
choice words, and when he turned toward me, I swung
the bat. He said he was a pretty big dude,
so I was going for his head. And when I
did he started to run. They have security footage showing
the dad chasing him down, yelling out to the neighbors
to call the cops, and the guy. You can hear
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the dad yelling where are you. There's a lot of explotives,
but he goes, where are you going? A boy, come here,
I've got something for you. They find the suspect was
caught creeping around multiple neighbors homes, spying on women and
the like on. One guy said that his wife saw
the silhouette of a guy in her backyard and the
porn range just staring at her and it scared her
half to death. And all these people have been seeing this.
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So the they they're they're getting him.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
This is wild. They got it.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
His name's Damian Smith. Golly, what a devilish name. He's
charged with aggravated stalking voyeurs and prowling eighty six thousand
dollars bond. He had made a bomb threat at a
Flack High school in twenty thirteen, so the Sheriff Rix
Daly Flagger County, praised the dad for his hands on approach.
He goes, I want to kind of put a cape
on and go find another bad guy. That's what the
dad said. That's awesome. But the guy apparently he admitted
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to deputies that he gets a thrill from watching people women,
particularly in their homes. This guy sounds like a serial killer.
This David Smith guy. He's twenty nine years old. He
sounds like a serial killer, does he not? Yeah, Lee,
I swear I've seen this movie.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
It's crazy. Uh and we're almost well, we're out the time.
I've got a couple other ones. I'll share those with
you tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Hi.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
I'm Matthew, a theater major at Hillsdale College. Here's Hillsdale President,
doctor Larry arn with a Constitution minute.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
The Great Abraham Lincoln described the Constitution as a picture
or frame of silver built the guard to protect an
apple of gold. This apple of gold was the decoration
of Independence and it's principle of equal rights for all.
This principle of equal rights, Lincoln said, clears the path
for all, gives hope to all, and by consequence, enterprise
and industry to all. There are many today who seek
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to limit or distort this great principle by employing a
distorted definition of equality and equality of condition or outcome.
Regardless how people live their lives. This distortion, if generally accepted,
will lead to an America less prosperous and less free.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
To learn more and get a free pocket constitution visit
constitutionminute dot com. This Constitution minute was furnished by Hillsdale College.
Speaker 7 (04:38):
We need to take that on. We need to lower
the cost of housing. We don't have enough housing in
our country. The supply is too low and it's too expensive,
both for renters and for folks who want to buy
a home. So we will get bill together millions of
new homes and give first time home buyers twenty five
thousand dollars in down payment assistance.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I like how they promised to build all of these
houses when they couldn't even build the EV stations. Remember
they were really trying that, They were really trying to
do that, and it didn't it didn't happen. How many
did they say they were going to build, like a
million or something like that, five hundred thousand, it's like seven, yeah,
something something, just ridiculous. So yeah, it's she hasn't really
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done a whole hell of a lot. I mean I
would think that houses, you know, that's a lot more,
a lot more goes into building those than you know,
just the ev charging stations, right, Kine. I mean I'm
not like a you know, I'm not a construction worker
or a contractor, but just feel like that's probably a
lot different.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Oh yeah, it's a lot different. Plus the logic here
is she should really be working on bringing prices down,
not taking our money, to close the gap between the
overinflated prices and where everyone is in their income today.
She's she's losing it.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
I mean, it's it's just why we're gonna talk to
Carol Roth about all of this coming up, especially after
the FED cut, you know, fifty basis points yesterday.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
I mean, this is.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
It's Yeah, well if that it's it's not it's like
a cheap band aid the ones that don't stick so good.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Yeah, that's exactly what it is. Oh, welcome back Dana Lash.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
At the bottom of this first hour, Hey, she had
a new accent Kane Audio Sound by four Kamala had
a new accent that she debuted while speaking to the
Congressional Hispanic Caucus.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Uh listen to how fluent she sounds.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
I love you, good god?
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Why why why do people do that?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
I've heard the explanation. It's called code switching.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
And code switching.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yeah, and apparently whenever you're in front of a crowd
of a certain ethnicity, you tend to take on the
vernacular and the the speaking techniques of what the majority
of the crowd speaks like. So it's called code switch.
They're excusing this.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Is the way to empathize or yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
They're trying to say it's for empathy, but in reality,
this is all a bunch of bs and she's only
doing it to pander. But they're given it an excuse.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Yeah, it sounds like it. That's who boy. Yeah, I
love you due.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
That's imagine if Trump changes excellent.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
For he had a taco salad, right, and they they
got mad at him.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
You guys, this is like probably one of my favorite
most outrages of the left.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
He ate legit. Remember this, you guys remember this? What
was this, Sanko to Mayo.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah it was and he legit ate a taco salad
that he got from his restaurant.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
He was in his restaurant, he was sitting at his desk.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
This is before he was.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Elected in twenty sixteen, had a taco salad and he
had it at his desk, and he's like ah, we
sink go to Maya's like, I love Hispanic culture, and
everyone everyone said, you're pandering because he's in a taco salad,
you know, so the favorite food of the Irish.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
The right cannot celebrate culture because then the left just
calls it racism. But the left can totally do what
Kamala does and what Hillary does and what.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
They all do it.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Saying that you like Hispanic food is not appropriation. That's
celebration of a culture. Pretending that you have a Spanish
accent a la Hillary Baldwin or whatever her name is,
and pretending that you're Spanish, that's appropriation. And doing what
Kamala did, that's that sounds like appropriation.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Purse, right Hillary, Yeah, exactly, it's pandering and it's so cringe,
like you don't, you don't.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
How do they go in front of a big group
of people and not be embarrassed that they're doing this?
Like oh, these people know that I'm I mean they
look at her and they are like, Okay, you're not Hispanic?
Why are you? Why did you just cop a Hispanic
accent with us?
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Like they look at Hillary Clinton, You're not black? Why
are you?
Speaker 1 (09:02):
All of a sudden trying to cop like the you know,
the Southern Baptist preacher speaking technique with maybe a little.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Bit of Jesse Jackson flair. What what's up? Why are
you doing that? You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Like they don't the normal people like us would be
would we would be?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
We would embarrass ourselves to death.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
And more than one occasion they'll go as far as
playing despasita while they're sitting at the lectin.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
It's unbelievab.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Well, he tried to play off his phone and then
he couldn't figure it out, and an aid had to
go up, and then he had to be like, yeah,
I have desposito on my phone. And I mean, it's
one thing to get the accent correctly when you're saying
a word like Joe Biden doesn't, it's another thing to
do like Kamala Harris went full on Hillary Baldwin or
how do you say your name?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
She changed her name.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
She's like this white chick from Boston and then she's like, no,
I am aspanic. How you say cucumbar? She did her
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Speaker 2 (11:11):
And now all of the news you would probably miss,
it's time for Dana's Quick five.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
So I feel like this is how plagues start. So
these apparently these researchers archaeologists, they found a three thousand
year old sword that had the pharaoh's mark on it.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
In Egypt.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Three thousand years ago, a team of archaeologists, they were
digging up an ancient fort and they spotted a bronze
blade in the Nile delta and they claimed it, and
they said it had the intricacies of the ornamental cartous,
the personal emblem used by the pharaohs, still visible. It
had not lost its reflective shine. And they said that
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they're gonna put in the museum.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
But good night. I just feel like, and now how.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
The mummy comes back and all that stuff like they found,
like they pull I'm just saying it's very pretty. But
this is where I'd be totally creeped out as an
archaeologist because I read all that stuff about the guy
who the family that owns the house where Dalton Abbey's filmed.
That's the family that did like the king touch stuff
and they said it was the Pharaoh's curse and all
this that played. It's fascinating. You should read about it.
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And everyone's like, thanks Tana Radio. Our history is now terrifying.
We're so happy. Let's see this Supreme Court. We're going
to talk about this coming up. And Alaska man was
charged with threatened to assassinate six Supreme Court justices, which
one's all the conservative ones. It was only the conservative
justices and he's been accused of seventy six year old
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guy has sent over four hundred and sixty five messages
to them through the online portal. According to court violings,
he's threatened to kill him, killed him, torture them, hang them,
ahead them, execute the masassinity, all kinds of stuff, and
encouraged other people to join him in committing acts of violence.
So and it's all he didn't like their decisions, that's
what he said. He disliked their concisions, their decisions, and
they're all the conservative ones.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
We're going to come back to that.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Starlink says the government is increasingly interfering with astronomy. That
dang private sector. How dare they do that? That's ultimately
what I think it comes down to. Don't you think
it's a way for them to try to ding a
private entity? I think so easy Jet flight mayhem a
bag of vapes. I thought this said vipers at first,
and I was like, ooh, snake's on a plane. Now
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it's boring. A bag of apes exploded on a London
bound flight and an evacuating passenger injured themselves on the
evacuation slide. I mean, it's a slide. How you go
down it? You know, I didn't even know how that happens,
but you know it did. And passports now can be
renewed online in the United States. According to the State
Department US, passports can now be renewed online adult ones
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that are rolling out of system bypassing the traditional method
that requires printing out a form and mailing a check.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
And in this situation, I cannot take signs. I think
the violence a bomb is a bomb no matter where
it goes off. I think that there's also a question
of the numbers of people who are killed, and it
certainly is a lopsided situation there that the Palestinians really
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don't stand much of a chance. I'm like school if
they're trying to compete with machine.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Oh my gosh, shut up. You know what.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
They shouldn't have attacked a country and murdered innocent women
and children, babies.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
What this was?
Speaker 1 (14:28):
First off, welcome back to the program, Dana Lash with
you top of the second hour, Channel three forty seven directory.
The chats at Rumble were also on X So that's
Joan Biez. Don't get mad at me. For the older
members of my audience, I could not tell you a
single song this chick is saying. All I know is
that she is not one of the good hippies. She's
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like the commie dirty feet and burke and stock hippie.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Isn't that correct?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Kane?
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Do are you familiar with her?
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Like?
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Who said around at MSNB he's mourning Joe and is like,
you know what we need? We need one of those
dirty Marxist tip beasts to come over, the one who
sounds like she plays the guitar with her dirty birkenstock feet.
Let's have her on the show. Let's get check's notes.
Joan Biez's take on this. Really, who else can you
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get from like the days of your good Night. I
didn't know what song she's done. Why the hell is
her thoughts on what's happening with Israel defending itself relevant
right now? Well, the Palestinians can't go against the machine.
Israel has every right to defend itself, the elected government
of the people who live in Gaza Hamas attack them
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their country that they love still Hamas, they love this representation.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
They were going to vote for it again.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
They attacked Israel, and Hamas still enjoys an over sixty
three percent approval rating in Gaza. So their government Gazan's government.
Because Palestine's a fake thing. It doesn't exist. We let
just like we don't pretend that the phrase the assault
weapon is real, or we pretend that guys who tuck
and put on lipstick or chicks. We also don't pretend
that made up places like Palestine exists, or that's a
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real ethnicity, entity or country. It's not supported by two
thousand years of antiquity. So stop if you want to
use Hadrian's spiteful word to describe people that he thought
of his enemies and rename their land after a long
ago defeated enemy that was actually based in crete the Philistines.
Then you can go right ahead, but we like to
actually play in science and history here. That said, who
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thought like, let's have her on? What does she why?
They have again every right to defend themselves against being attacked,
So where was the concern?
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Then?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
It's always oh, well, now we've got to be feel
sorry for the people that are getting their butts kicked
because they decided to try to carry well, they carried
out an act of genocide against Israel.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
It was an active war. Good grief, John Bias, what
name me a song? She's done?
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Kane, She's been out there since the sixties.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
I don't know anything she's done.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
I know that she did a lot of covers. Yeah
she did that much.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
I know she did some covers. So she's basically a
cover artist. No better than a cover artist. That's like
playing at a hula Hans Steve Steve goes, who cares
what jaw rule thinks about?
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Nine to eleven?
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Yeah right, it's like getting jo job rule, job, what
do you think about? What do you think about all this?
Speaker 3 (17:18):
You and Joan? Let's get Joan BIA's jaw rule.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Who else can we get to fill out our trifecta
of of of talking heads on MSNBC, Like, who is
that just a warning Joe thing? Isn't he He's like
one of the bad boomers, right, there are some good
boomers because they helped raise gen X. But we're talking
and I don't want to get hate mail from you people.
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We're specifically talking about the Jarney Marks as hippies. So
who sits around is like, let's bring this old relic up,
let's go dust her off from the Museum of dgaf.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
X.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Shut up, No they don't. I think they shut up.
They're like sixty and seventy years old. Isn't he like
seventy morning Joe. Yeah, he's like older than dirt, isn't he?
I'll up, I don't know he's sixty one?
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Oh see, I was no offense, guys, but he's old
and and he's mean. The fact that he's mean and
not cool makes it worse. Right, He's like, I'm going
to tie the sweater around my shoulders kind of d bag.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
That's that guy.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
And they got every time I talk about him because
they used to obsessively watch everything I said, and they
would freak out on their show every morning. If I
ever spoke about them, so you know, just sign this
with a kiss.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
So anyway, well, it looks like if gen X is
nineteen sixty.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Shut up, I'm not even hearing this. No, you know what,
let me tell you something, sir gatekeeper. You act like
that you're the gatekeeper for gen X and you're trying
to shove me out so you can get this boomer in.
Speaker 3 (18:49):
I'm just, oh, hail j I l No. We'll fight
right now in this segment. We'll throw down.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
I'm just looking at what the internet is saying about
the dates.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Oh now, now, tinfoil, you're gonna look at the internet.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I'm just saying this is what I'm not even dealing.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
With you right now. You're grounded. I'm just not even.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Dealing with think.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
They can think it, but it doesn't mean I mean,
it's real any more than the guy who's like it's
ma'am is a woman?
Speaker 5 (19:14):
Right?
Speaker 3 (19:17):
How do you do?
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Fellow kids, Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of
Dana Lash's Absurd Truth podcast.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
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