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August 7, 2025 28 mins
Dana reacts to South Park’s latest episode making fun of Kristi Noem, ICE and J.D. Vance, and also making references to “Fantasy Island”. Meanwhile, Penske releases a statement condemning DHS using their brand of trucks for immigration enforcement raids.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsored by Keltech.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's his laugh mission to make bad decisions. It's time
for Florida.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Man, all right. So first up, another guy. A man
accused pointing a laser at Florida Sheriff's helicopter says he
was just being silly. That's a city and a danger.
He's accused of pointing a laser at the helicopter because
he's a moron. WFLA said that happened over the weekend.

(00:35):
Marion County Sheriff's Office said that its aviation unit was
conducting a security check and the crew noticed a green
laser beam repeatedly striking the aircraft when the pilot's vision
was obstructed. That's when in Corporal Tim Martin used the
helicopter's camera to locate the suspect, who was identified as
forty one year old Adam Santiago Lugo. And they said

(00:57):
he was standing in his driveway with binoculars and laser pointer.
I mean they got him dead to rights. In the survey,
in the camera that they have on board, he said
that he was bored and he was just being silly.
The deputy said, well, silly sometimes is a felony. So
because you can't do that, you can make them crash.

(01:18):
It's crazy. I can't believe how many people do this
and they're just shocked when they were arrested. An elderly
Florida man was rescued because he got his car stuck
on train tracks with two trains approaching. I got to
tell you, there's things that I thought that we would
be dealing with a hell of a lot more as adults,
like quicksand and train tracks. I'll go back to the
quicksand one, Like, seriously, why do we think that that

(01:39):
we thought there was gonna be quicksand everywhere? But this
is like a nightmare come to life. This guy. First off,
how the hell does he get his train his car
stuck on in that way? Did you see the way
that the car was oriented?

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Like you have to try to do it like that,
Like this.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Is stupid that you can do it. He was an
elderly man. He didn't just like get it. It wasn't
like he was crossing the train tracks and he got
it stuck on the road going over the train tracks.
It's like he turned like right on the tracks, yes,
and then started like a train would go down the tracks,
started driving the car down the tracks, and he was

(02:17):
on not one but two different like there's one, there's
two train tracks that are there. Here's you can see
the picture on the simulcast. We could see one of
the trains approaching. So he's got his wheels. I mean,
technically two trains could pass there, but the cars in
the middle and like basically also kind of on the
other rail well also simultaneously on that rail. This is crazy.

(02:41):
So they had to issue citations because he did improper turns.
That's how he got stuck on the tracks. But they stopped.
Both trains had to stop. They had to call a
wrecker to remove the car, the guy's car from the tracks.
It took an hour, and then the trains resume normal operations.
I just have no idea how that happens. That guy
probably shouldn't drive anymore if he didn't realize what he

(03:02):
was doing when he turned on train tracking.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Is not all old people.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
I know that you hate old people. I get it.
You don't think old people are innocent. You think he
was up to some nefarious, no good shit.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Again, all old people like he probably was, probably threw
back a few he's probably drinking.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Do you think? I don't know if he.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Seriously, what are you going to? You see that where
he was on those tracks?

Speaker 1 (03:25):
It was bad. I really don't know how that happens. Yeah,
I really I don't, man, I don't know. I don't
know how that happens. But this woman, a Florida woman,
posed as a nurse and treated over four four hundred patients.
How does this even happen? This is Flagger County and
Palm Coast. The suspect, Autumn Beardiza, was hired by a

(03:49):
hospital edvont Health and Palm Coast, and she apparently forged documents,
stole a nurse's identity, and deceived the hospital for seven months.
She claimed she was an Education first nurse, meaning that
she had completed nursing school and was awaiting getting her license,
but that was a lie, so she didn't have legitimate credentials.

(04:10):
She used the nursing license number of another woman who
had the same name. What's the probability of that? Good night?
And apparently she worked at a separate advent health the
nurse whose identity she stole and also attended nursing school
with this lady, so they were not known to be acquaintances,
but apparently Bartiza exploited that connection to steal her professional identity,

(04:35):
and she explained her different last name by claiming she
had recently married a man claimed she never substantiated. I mean,
she pretended to be a doctor or a nurse. It
was over four thousand and four actually four hundred and
eighty six patients according to Florida Department of Health in
US Department of Health, and they're trying to look to
see if you know, obviously patient safety, confetency, all of

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to the program. The chats at Rumble Channel three forty
seven is the stream of the program South Park. They
went after everybody. Remember the season has just begun, folks,

(06:05):
so just no, they're probably going to continue going after
literally everybody. They went after Christy Noam as well. We
can't show you the video because YouTube is a Nazi
and actual one and absolutely will like delete accounts and
delete videos. They deleted another one of my videos. I

(06:26):
don't know every day it's something, so we can't actually
show you the video. The only thing that we can
do is play audio and then put like elements up.
So that's it. But they spoofed this as an example.
I mean, everything is funny. I think it's all funny. Listen,
Welcome to the team Recruits.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
I'm Christy no Head of Homeland Security who a few
years ago. I had to put my puppy down by
shooting it in the face, because sometimes doing what's important
means doing what's hard.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Oh my gosh, I don't believe she actually that.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
The same determination of you, because detaining and questioning people
is never easy.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Look, it was easy to make fun of because it
was a ridiculous cell phone. And if you can't laugh
at that, then I don't know what I could laugh
at everybody, everybody, everybody, even myself. You know. That's the thing.
Whenever they would try to make fun of me on
Daily Show, it was always some like totally unfunny chick
and a leather jacket, and I'm like, I don't even

(07:28):
wear leather jackets all the time, only in fallen winter.
You absolute bembo good night. It's a spring for crying
out loud. But it's all funny. And then they I
just look, it's it's a statement on the zeitgeist. It's
it's the moment in time encapsulated in a you know,
infractal in a drawing. I don't know, So I don't

(07:49):
know why people are getting don't get upset about it.
It's not a big I like jd Vance's response. He
was like, I finally made it. Although of all of
the meme photos they could have used for him, there
were some there that were funnier if I'm being honest,
like the jd Vance memes, so they had he he
retweeted it and said, I finally made it. Can I

(08:10):
tell you? I didn't know what this was a reference
to until I saw it explained on X the little
outfits that they were in and the I didn't know that.
I never watched that show. Would did that? Err? What?
Hang on?

Speaker 2 (08:24):
You never knew about that? Herve Villachez was the small guy.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
You were saying, like, I know these people Fantasy Island.
Let's look and see when it aired. Okay, it was. Oh,
it started before I was even born and it finished
when I was like three. So that's probably why I
didn't watch it. In my defense, don't make fun of me,
because I was like, what is that in reference to?
I mean, I've seen the two of them before, But

(08:50):
the show was.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Only on for like two or three years, and that
was It was on.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
From seventy seventy to eighty four. Ok, it's not a
long time.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
But it went into reruns and is still available.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Is he the little guy who was like the play
in the plane? Yes, okay, see I know that what
was his name.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Tattoo was the name was his name on the show.
But his actor, I mean, his real name is Herve Village.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Now the guy who was the guy that he stood with. Yeah,
I don't laugh at me, you guys, that's a real
that his name is real. I was thought, okay, Ricardo Montalban.
Didn't they like parody him because he was supposed to
be like a very elegant man?

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Right? Is that? Okay?

Speaker 2 (09:36):
It's almost like I think, who did that, Steve? Who's
the parody? Once? It was, uh, the parody like beer
commercials where they had a guy it was like this.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Oh yeah that's the w Yes, that's right.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
It's kind of like that. But yeah, you're right, Ricardo
Montan Ricardo.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
So I just I'm going to say, I really think
that they could have used like a number of different
JD Vance faces. You guys, remember when that meme was
going crazy and people were making his face bigger and bigger,
and they gave him curls, and he actually thought it
was funny. He retweeted some of it. Those were some
of the funniest memes I've ever seen. So I'm like,

(10:17):
that's the one they went with.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
Let's look, but one put that up? That is this
fat face?

Speaker 1 (10:21):
I know, no, it was made bigger. His face isn't
that fat. It was made bigger. It's a meme. But
I'm like, why didn't they use the one where he
had the curls or some of these other ones where
it looks like his eyes are sons. I mean, it's
just hysterical. It's so funny anyway. I just I think
it's great that they were having a good time with
it or that they thought and that's really all you

(10:42):
can do when things like that happen. Like the worst
thing that Republicans can do is to get upset over it.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
I think when the White House made a comment.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Was it a week or two agree they shouldn't test.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
They shouldn't have it all. Trump himself hasn't said anything
about it. Jd Vance has done this, so I do
like this approach.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Yeah, the worst thing that they can do is say
something and be offended. So jd Vance's response was just simple,
like he acknowledged it and that's it. But remember when
the White House was like, oh, it's irrelevant. I mean,
they're really not. They just got like a billion dollar
deal with Paramount there and they have ratings that like
like the Simpsons before them, no one, I mean, it's
a magical thing because nobody else gets the ratings that

(11:20):
they do, so you can't really say that. And then
they turned around and they tweeted, oh, not relevant, you
know whatever, So you just gave them another opportunity to respond.
The best way to suck the energy out of the
room is just be like a ha ha yeah, and
then that's it and leave it, because then it loses
its power. The power that it has is only if
you're offended. That's why it's so easy to troll certain people.
I mean sometimes like if I'm bored, you know, or

(11:42):
if I just you know, feel like being mean. I
don't ever feel like that. I'm always nice and happy. Okay, Well,
like let me give you an example, like say say like, well,
like this weekend, I gotta go and give a speech
and I'm gonna be on a plane and it'll be
you know, I'm not gonna be working, so what I'm
gonna get? What am I gonna do? And probably gonna

(12:03):
be on social media trolling. Kine, That's probably exactly what
I'm gonna do. And the power comes in people being offended.
If they're offended, then you can just keep bringing content
out of them and they do. It's like you're an
energy vampire. You don't even know, like what we do
in the Shadows, Uh, Colin, the energy vampire that's on
that show, he is what he does. He trolls social

(12:23):
media and then he just absorbs all the energy from
people being outraged. It's hysterical. It's actually like a perfect description.
So as long as people realize they do make fun
of everyone, They've made fun of Democrats just because they
haven't specifically gone after Biden or Harris, I don't think
is the measure. And also it's the Seasons, Young, it's
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Speaker 2 (13:41):
And now all of the news you would probably miss.
It's time for Dana's Quick five.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
The White House order orders NASA to get rid of
the climate change nonsense satellites. But the way that the
left says it, Trump is killing and murdering our satellites.
We're all good at DOE. It's not that at all.
It's all the stuff that has to do with the
stupid nonsense of wealth redistribution that they call climate change.
So it's super easy. I thought this was interesting. So

(14:11):
now it comes from the Guardian, and you guys know
how much I just love the Guardian. They said that JD.
Vance's team had the water level of an Ohio River
raised for their boating trip. Now, I didn't even know
that one could do that. First off, Like a is
that's like some Mickey Mouse magician stuff, if that's even possible.
They said that they had the Army Corps of Engineers

(14:32):
change the outflow of a lake in Ohio to accommodate
the excursion. Is this like a thing you can request? What?
I don't care about anything else in the story except
that I'm like, wait a minute, can we actually ask
for the Yes, I'm going kayaking, I would like to
have the water level raised. They said that it was

(14:52):
a secret service thing to support safe navigation of the
Little Miami River. I don't know. I don't know. I
don't know. Is that a thing that they do? I
don't know. Was it? Are they in a drought period?
I don't I am just as confused as you are.
It's not like their locks right where you go in

(15:14):
and you have to raise the you know, do one
of those things. It's not like that, so I don't know,
is that something you can request. I used to go
float all the time, like we used to float. Who's
all river? Black river? You know all that's a current
river which is called the.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Current.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Oh dude, that current was it would yeat you down
the river you got yet it straight past all the
stuff you wanted to see. It was pretty hardcore. Let's
see here. We also have a Seattle team that sells
his card game to a toy giant. He sold it
for more than a million dollars at fifteen. That's pretty amazing,
k I R. I don't even know what kind of
car was it? Like Pokemon or something? No, just you know,

(15:52):
he created a card game Taco versus Burrito. Now he's
a millionaire. That's actually pretty amazing. Burrito. If I had
to pick no, no, I changed my mind. Taco, it'd
be Taco mine both. You can't pick both, you get
to pick one both. I'm just saying, do something about it.
Hospital parking garage mistakenly charged a woman eight thousand dollars

(16:13):
for a forty five minute visit. She's fighting it. It's
in Los Angeles, but eight thousand dollars by an automated
machine that wrongfully showed her she was parked there for
three years. She was there for forty five minutes. She
could prove it on her phone and everything else. Glendale
Memorial Hospital, she went for a screening. So it was
unpleasant enough because she was dealing with a potential health
issue and then she got hit with an eight thousand

(16:35):
dollars charge. She actually had to fight it. She tried
reasoning with a parking intendant and the intendant was like, eh,
so Bahn, we got a lot more on the way.
Stick with us. So this is the That was the

(16:56):
DHS Penske truck. So there's this huge story where Penske
trucks arrived at a home depot a MacArthur Park. This
is in LA and they were doing some immigration enforcement
and Penske got all mad and they issued a statement
saying that that's not what our trucks are for. Nobody
even like said the Penske even need to issue it. Steve,

(17:18):
Welcome to the show, Dane lash with you. Penske wanted
to make very clear that it did not authorize DHS
use of its trucks. And an immigration raid. Does Penske
put out statements about all of their customers. We do
not condone the use of this truck for whatever purpose,
they said, We do not. We prohibit the transportation of

(17:40):
people in the cargo area except you know how many
times that Penske's trucks have used been used to actually
traffic people. H. I mean, it's interesting that that's because
there's a history of it. It's all over social media.
First off, why did they feel the need to issue

(18:05):
a statement, Why why did they feel the need to
issue a statement like it? Listen to this. This is
from oh April twenty twenty three. Border agents find fifty
eight illegal aliens crammed in a Pinske truck and alleged
humans smuggling HM. And they didn't just use Penske trucks. Actually,

(18:28):
the human trafficking ring also used Penske tractor trailers. They
used all Pinsk everything. They're brand loyal.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
So did Penske even put a statement out? Then?

Speaker 1 (18:39):
No? No, No, Three people were sent to prison. Here's
another one. This is in October of twenty twenty three
people were sent to prison for smuggling twenty four people
in a Pinski truck. On September twenty sixth, twenty nineteen,
authorities at the Brunei immigration checkpoint on Texas Highway three
fifty nine stopped a Penske truck. Yeah, and they had

(19:00):
tons of people in the Penske truck. The inside measured
ninety four degrees.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
And then Penske put a statement No.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
No. July eighth, twenty nineteen, human smuggler admits to transportation
conspiracy involving Chinese nationals. They used Penske trucks. I mean,
I got a lot of these. Do you want me
to keep going? Because I mean I could go for
quite a while.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
On that Chinese one. Did they put a statement on.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
A f No. No, there's no no statement at all whatsoever. No,
they just decided like Penske doesn't take issue with that.
But oh my gosh, because it was ice, Penske was
all the Penske Truck Rental. This is their statement that
they put out yesterday. Quote. Penske Truck Rental is aware
of recent reports and videos regarding a Department of Homeland

(19:46):
Security operation in Los Angeles. Penske strictly prohibits the transportation
of people in the cargo area of its vehicles unless
they're used by actual human traffickers smuggling people in across
the border illegally. The company was not mad aware that
its truck would be used in actual enforcement of law
because we don't support that. Penske will reach out to
DHS and reinforce our policy of lawlessness to avoid improper

(20:09):
legal use of its vehicles for law enforcement purposes in
the future, Signed Penske. Imagine that, man.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
It's good of them to weigh in on it.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
Yeah, I mean. In April of twenty twenty three, DHS
in Texas found fifty eight illegal aliens crammed in the
back of a Penske truck and il passo. Hey cane,
do you want to see a picture of all these
illegal aliens in a Penske truck. Penske, Penske, Penske.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
I'm sure they put a statement up.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
No, that's a photo from it right there. That was
just an April of twenty three.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Yeah, I mean, I thought that Pittski doesn't support pre
supported people in the truck part of our trucks. No,
there was no statement from Penske on that. There was
an April of twenty three, all those people crossing illegally
na Penske truck. Weird, so weird? How that? Why did
they not? Why did they issue a statement? Who's the

(21:09):
moron that was like, you know what, I don't like
enforcement of law. I'm gonna issue a statement because I
just think this was wrong. And then it just blows
open their hypocrisy on having always refused to issue statements
in the past. There was nothing from Penske in all
of these years, with all of these like, for instance,

(21:29):
the April twenty third, one fifty eight people illegally entering
the country crammed in the back of a Penske truck.
The guy who was running it was an illegal immigrant
from Mexico. He faces tons of human smuggling charges. Penske
was as silent as a church mouse. We ain't saying
nothing on that. So weird. They had no tweets or

(21:53):
anything out there. How weird is that now they they
they're fine if if it's Penske, that is fine. If
it's illegal aliens, Penske the choice, the truck of choice
for human trafficking illegal aliens, daughter d where are the
memurs on that, Like that's one for you? I mean?

(22:16):
Also this uh in the government No one ever said
the government was putting people in the truck. Where did
that come from? You know, Ice has equipment and stuff, right,
No one ever said Ice was going to put them
in a truck. Penske just made that up out of
the ether. No one ever said, I guess Penske's like, well,

(22:37):
everybody else uses our trucks to put people in it,
so why wouldn't I. Ice never said that that was
the purpose of it.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
I think the idiot about the Ice agents coming out
of the truck in a surprise sort of raid type
thing where they're all in the back and they roll
up and Ice agents come out of the back of
the truck. I think that's what they're talking about.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
That was like for up five seconds. Yeah, I know
that was like a state.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
But they had to make sure we knew well how
they felt about it.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
I mean, guys, at Pinske, we should do fake Penske commercials.
I think here at Penske, our trucks are only to
be used in human trafficking by illegal aliens. That's the
Penski way. And then it shows like all these illegal
aliens sitting in the back of a truck, like we
just the one I just showed you April to twenty three.
Pinske approves of this, but if Ice is involved, no way. Men.

(23:29):
So this is Democrats move. They're going to try to
divide on illegal immigration by making you hate Ice and
by portraying Trumps like some kind of dictator because he's
enforcing the law. Oh my gosh, just like the mere
enforcement of basic law sets these people off. This is

(23:51):
the craziest thing I've ever seen. I just these are
the same people that defecate their drawers if you send
illegal aliens up to Martha's Vineyard. Oh my gosh, there's this.
I was reading about this little bougie store that they have.
I'm not gonna go back and read and find the
article because it killed brain cells. So it's been like

(24:11):
several summers in a row. I've never been to Martha's Vineyard.
I've never been up there, never been up there. I've
I'm sure it's lovely. I just don't have a desire
to go, and there's apparently like some bougie it's they
don't It's not like a supermarket. It's like, I don't
know how what else to call it a wine and
cheese store. Let me just put it like that, like
they I don't even know if they have wine, but
they have. Like it's like one of those bougie little

(24:33):
type of boutique stores, right, and everything is ridiculously overpriced,
like you a jar of jelly is maybe fifteen dollars
something something ridiculous, I don't know. And it's all supposed
to be sourced from the area whatever. And some of
the people in the area were getting mad because the
tourists were coming in and buying stuff and it was

(24:54):
driving up their prices. And so they've been mad about
it and sassy about it, and there's all these little
articles written and that it's just one of the dumbest
things in the world. I but and those are the
people I'm talking about. They got so mad when they
had all these illegal aliens that showed up, and then
they immediately called the National Guard. We've got to call
the people with guns that we hate to calm and

(25:15):
take care of the people we claimed to love. They
had those people out within twenty four hours. But here
it's but here like this though, I mean, it's the
same thing. It's the same hypocrisy. Penske. They don't they
hate ice, but they have no problem with illegal immigrants. Hmmm.
I feel like buying just like a random truck and

(25:36):
spray painting Penske on it and just going out and
doing just like all kinds of like Ozark stuff with it,
you know, going full on Ozark. Let's just see how
far we can get. You know, this so stupid these people.
But no, they had no statements for any of that stuff,
none at all whatsoever. And that's fine. They can do
what they want to. Yeah, the chat says, Penske the
truck of the cartels. It's like how Toyota was Isis's truck, right, right,

(26:01):
So Penske's the choice of truck for cartels. Do you
need to smuggle people across the border. Penske's got a
truck for you. And that's like some poor sales guy like,
and this is how many people you can fit in
the back of this Pinski. Look, if you just have
them all in standing standing up, shoulders to shoulder, you
can fit x amount in someonost sounds like diagram of

(26:23):
slave ships that I read about as a kid in
history class, Right, that's exactly what they're doing with people
in these trucks. And democrats are like, yay, more people
to pick our cotton, they're all excited about it. More
people to clean our toilets. Yay, that's how democrats look
at it. Who's gonna do those jobs? They tell you this,
So they just look at the parallels. They bring people

(26:45):
in in Penske trucks packed in like sardines. Where else
did that happen in history? Where people were packed in
like sardines on vessels transporting them across water and land
in order to get to a life of indentured servitu.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Really sounds familiar.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
It sounds so familiar, Kane, if only we were an
educated populace and knew more about history than we did
about real housewives of But I don't know. I'm just
saying so, I'm just gonna throw that out there. It's
fascinating stuff, Kane. It's fascinating stuff.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Sometimes some things never change.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
I mean, you know, yeah, good night. So the Penske people,
I don't know. I don't know if I've ever used
a Penske truck. We've used trucks like moving on stuff before,
but I've never used them. All Right, So Ice is
offering a fifty thousand signing bonus and student loan forgiveness
to new hires. Nobody wants to do that job because

(27:43):
they're so unappreciated. I mean, I'm fine with paying people
what they're owed and what the market demands, right that's
as a job that you actually need someone with a
specific skill set to film. Thanks for tuning into today's
edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth podcast.

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