September 25, 2025 • 22 mins
Dana reacts to Wednesday’s episode of South Park which featured FCC Chair Brendan Carr getting poisoned with Plan B and having a bathroom accident. Meanwhile, Apple TV+ puts the release of their highly anticipated show, “The Savant”, on hold fueling speculation that they were going to set a bad example for a Charlie Kirk-type character.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dana Lashes of sur Truth podcast sponsored by Celtec.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Like SAMs through the Outer Glass, so are the days
of the United States. And what they do is they
pray on our decency. They're praying on our decency, They're
praying on our ability to speak the truth to power.
That's what this whole anti fascist move is. Notice they
(00:28):
don't call out an organization. They call it anti fascism, okay,
because they don't want you fighting against fascism. But that's
what we're doing here.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I am made of jokes right now, and I'm trying
to sift through them mentally to figure out which one
is appropriate. Kin, Can I say sorry, give me a second,
can I say? Can I say that?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I think? So okay, most of that's okay?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Okay, So I said, well, who shoved a porcupine up
his ass? Like? Who? Why is he? Every have you
noticed that? Every time you hear him talk, he's just
so mad about everything? Oh my gosh, fashion, what is fascist?
Didn't thinking to define it?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Matter of fact, I think Cambridge and other places have
been redefining what fascism is and not at all pinning
it on the left where it absolutely belongs.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I'm so done with this. He's so he's mad because
what it's a day that ends? And why what is
he mad about that day?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
And how does the incredible hulks sound more articulate? I
feel like he and human mark ruffles.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Mark Hamill are in a bis bis h off right.
I didn't see anything sassy. Look, I'm telling you I
ain't big bird. Don't be sitting your kids in front
of me for screen time, okay, because they will walk
away hating the Fed and thinking all taxes are theft
and they're gonna want to buy a gun. So I'm
just be warning you now, or you may like that.
(02:02):
That's some my kids were raised. Anyway, I feel like
I and Mark Hamill are constantly in afied to see
who can be the biggest whiner on the left. I
don't know. Did you buy guys? By the way, did
you guys hear the story of the Jezebel? I remember
we had it as a headline. It's a website named
after a whore that a bunch of other women think
(02:24):
is empowering to write under. Can you imagine telling your parents? Yes,
I write for a website named after a biblical whore, Jezebel,
who ended up getting her just desserts, and I mean,
let's not forget how she ended I mean, way to
go and picking a winner there, ladies. Anyway, they were
talking about these witches that put a curse, the story
of the witches that were cursing Charlie Kirk, and then
(02:46):
people were reacting to it, and all the people on
the left were like, gosh, what is this the sixteen hundreds?
How dare you guys? I can't believe you guys are
getting mad over these witches, Like, what is wrong with you?
It's not the sixteen hundreds. You are the people who
literally flay your milk populatory organs and turn them into
franc Enginer's And then you want everyone to believe that
you're a lady. You guys literally believe that with the
(03:07):
snappier fingers you can Bipita poppity boos and boobs on.
You guys are literally the people who get upset over
pancake syrup and pancake mixes and butter and everything else.
And you're gonna get You're gonna try to point fingers
other people for take objecting to the story of individuals
(03:28):
cursing someone. Yeah, maybe you ought to be reminded that
it isn't the sixteen hundreds. Welcome to twenty twenty five,
where women can vote and they can do more than
just be abortion machines for planned parenthood. Welcome to twenty
twenty five, where we women can do math and we
realized that we were getting screwed over a barrel by
the last Democrat administration. You know it's not Yeah, you're
(03:50):
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Tell them datosen to. I didn't watch the south Park
thing yesterday. Apparently they aired, as the New York Post
describes it, a merciless spoof of FCC Chairman Brendan Carr
(05:14):
over Jimmy Kimmel and blah blah blah. I really don't care,
but I mean, if it's funny, it's funny. Funny is funny.
We on the right don't get offended over everything the
way the left does. Like Charlie Kirk when he got
parodied by south Park. He did a video where he's like,
this is the greatest thing ever, and he was so
(05:35):
excited about it, and then he used the south Park
version of himself as his his avatar on all these platforms.
So they did I'll just tell you. They did a
spoof on Brendan Carr, and apparently it shows Carr falling
(05:57):
down greased stairs. He eats a laced stew that makes
him soil his pants. He lands into the hospital with
toso plasmosis. What is that? King?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
You know all these things, I've seen it before, but
I don't don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Anyway, And the doctor warns if the toso plasmosis parasite
gets to his brain, I'm afraid he may lose his
freedom of speech. And then Vice President JD. Vance in
the show, is overjoy that Cars in critical condition since
he wants any potential roadblocks to his presidency out of
the way, and he threatens Car on his hospital bed.
(06:31):
We can do this the easy way of the hard way,
and that's what they I mean. I still think the
way they do Vance is actually funny. That is actually funny.
Like I think it's because they use all the memes
of his head for his face and it's hysterical. But
the car thing, I'm gonna need a little bit more
(06:53):
than someone deuce in their drawers man to laugh at.
You know, I'm gonna eat a little bit. By the way,
Can I just say how much does the South Park
version of Brendan Carr look like the actual version of
Brendan Carr. Like when they did Barbara Streisanda didn't look
anything like her. When they did Robert Smith, they didn't
look anything like him. This looks just like Brendan Carr.
(07:14):
If he does not make this like his masthead on X,
I'm gonna be really disappointed.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I think we know him enough to know that he's
gonna love that.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yeah, he will actually like it. But that's just not
funny like I wanted to be funny. Make it funny,
like there's there are things that you can do without going, oh,
you know, blank his pants.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
You know what I loved about what they did, you
know over these past couple few years is they've taken
the media narrative of what's going on and used that
as comedy because they knew it was absurd. But now
what they're doing now, what they're doing is sort of
supporting the current media narrative, which is absurd.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah, I and it's I And they know how this
stuff works. They know how regulation of airwaves works. And
I told you guys yesterday, you know, when Sinclair filed
the complaint with the FCC, and they said that they
were they were not going to read they were not
going to have his show. That is for people who
aren't in broadcasting. That's that is the standard operating procedure,
(08:16):
and that Okay, somebody this uh, this cluster or these
stations or this company, they filed this notice. The FCC
has to look at it. So that's the only reason
why the FCC was even involved in the first place,
is because that actually is They're required by statute that
that's how they follow up. Anyway, long story short, it's
not a First Amendment issue, and I think it belittles
(08:36):
the First Amendment issue to say it's a First Amendment issue.
These are the company and we talked about this. I'm
not going to religate it. These are the companies that
you know, they have They have to they have to
do what they think is right by their listeners, and
that's their right to do so. Also they also those
stations also have rights. My whole issue is, I I've
watched South Park since the beginning, and I feel like sometimes,
(08:58):
like all shows, they go through peaks and valleys, right,
and some of the valleys, you know they've gone through
this before, where they're just not as funny, and then
they come back new season and it's funny again. I
don't want comedy to suffer any more than it has.
Comedy has already suffered so much because of the woke stuff,
and you can't laugh at things that are funny. I
(09:21):
don't want unbridled progressive rage to take over and kill
comedy because just trying to create things as a means
of shock to exercise your rage, that's not funny, that's
(09:45):
just boring. Any basic animal can do that. Any basic
animal can be shocking. You know, I've seen apes throw
feces shocking. I've seen dogs eat vomit shocking. Anything can
be shocking. It doesn't take a lot of wit, It
doesn't take a lot of creativity. I just expected a
(10:05):
little bit more, right, Be funnier. I don't care who
you make fun of. Just please, for the love of
all things holy, be funny showing somebody, Oh look, can
you believe it? He felt on the stairs. They're go,
oh my gosh, she's got a pair. Oh he grabbed
his pants. All well, that's not funny, that's just basic.
And I know they can do better than this. I
don't know, maybe they had to switch some stuff out
because of the Kirk stuff, and this was all they
(10:26):
could cobble together that week. I don't know, but it
just seemed flat. Although the JD. Vance thing is always funny,
and I, you know, I don't dislike Vance, not just
like you know, I like him. I just it's funny.
But this isn't funny. It wasn't funny. I don't know.
The Cartman thing, even being Kirk was funny. This isn't funny, though.
(10:47):
It just seems like they were mad and they thought
we're going to try to troll him at some point.
Trolling someone is just it just gets annoying for the viewer.
If all you're doing is the same outr and this
is some advice for some people on the right. If
all you're doing is just every day you're outraged, oh
my gosh, and you just you are so outraged you
(11:09):
forget how to be funny. That's when it's just blows
for the viewer. It's just bad. And I don't want
them to be like this because I feel like, in
some respects they sort of prevented the left from entirely
losing their sense of humor because most of the left
has and it's just does that make sense? I just do?
(11:32):
It just gets boring. Doesn't he get boring when all
you're doing every day is trolling. It's the same stuff
every stupid day. Oh let's see what predictable garbage they
came out with today. It's not funny anymore. Just be funny.
Damn quick's so damn sensitive. Goodness, it's not the it's
not the punk rock South Park that I, you know,
kind of that I remember. And of all the people
(11:54):
to get, you know, Jimmy Kimmel wasn't I think Disney
was trying to offload him and then they realized, gosh,
maybe we should just it's their pain. Protection. Jimmy Kimmel
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Speaker 2 (13:27):
Now all of the news you would probably miss. It's
time for Dana's Quick five the new.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
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didn't read this story before. I oh, these are the
ones that like to surprise me with new fastest car
on the planet beats Bugatti to record speeds at three
hundred and eight point four miles per hour. Now there's
some asterisks here. Oh my gosh, it's an electric vehicle.
Burn all of these plants. I am so done with it.
(13:58):
I don't think that counts. I think it's I think
vehicles are like the trainees of the car world. They
are you can quote me on it forever because they are.
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(14:18):
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up in front of me.
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(14:55):
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a couple of things. Don't take antiotics unless you know
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(15:16):
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So they said this has been happening for a long time.
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(16:01):
Houston may have a serial killer problem, or maybe it's
a social media problem and social media sort of a
digital serial killer. So did you hear about this show
that they pulled? It is called The Savant. I made
mention of this yesterday speaking of divisiveness. It's going to
(16:22):
be on Apple TV, and I mentioned this yesterday with
Jessica Chastain. So I really think and I was reading
let me pull this up. So someone previewed previewed it
and they said, yeah, it really does look like this
(16:42):
was this character who was trying to infiltrate radical right
wing like white Dude's groups like on Discord, for instance,
and she stars as this computer Karen who infiltrates all
of these groups. And they decided to postponent. They said
(17:07):
that this week in a statement to Deadline Hollywood. Now
they wouldn't say why, but everyone thinks it's the subject
matter behind it, and the fact that they were about
to smear and defame a whole bunch of people simply
because they don't like their politics. Apparently, the series included
a sniper in action and the bomb in action and
(17:29):
the bombing of a government building, and then of course
we have you know, the assassination of Charlie Kirk that
took place, and he had a leftist that was shooting
into an ABC affiliate, shooting into an ICE facility, and
putting bombs under media vehicles. Those are all left wing.
And it followed the premise or the synopsis of it
(17:51):
is it follows an undercover investigator known as the Savant
and that's Testain, and she infiltrates these online hatreds to
stop domestic extrements. Before that act. In the trailer, her
character says, we're on the verge of serious violence, and
they got a bunch of other people that I don't
know in those I think that they were getting ready
(18:13):
to push push the ratcheted up even more. Don't you
think it's okay? Look, I mean it sounds like that's
exactly what. It sounds like they were gonna do.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
No without a doubt. And they even they even patted
this in advance by saying, well, Donald Trump's name was
never mentioned in the show, not even once.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Just kind of guy that had his total likeness.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Right, It's like everything aligns with how the media narrative
has been trying to play out for the last few years,
and it's completely obvious to all of us.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Yeah, yeah, they said, well, it doesn't mention his name
it and it just depicts white nationalists in a negative light.
It's non controversial, you know what, because it's about one
woman trying to stop domestic terrorism. The computer Karen imagine,
sorry for your name's Karen. Please don't send me emails
about it. It's a cultural thing. I didn't make it up.
I literally will read your name in Eamaladra a lot.
(19:00):
If you do this, not into it, get over it.
The do you They make it sound like some some
middle aged woman is gonna barge into all these discord service.
What do you guys do? And hey, their fellow kids,
do you believe this? Do you guys believe any of us?
Nobody does, But I do think that they It sounds
(19:22):
like they were gonna make a bad example of a
Charlie Kirk kind of character. That's what it sounds like.
Now this comes on the heels and I'm gonna dive
into this more coming up in our second hour. Have
you guys heard of this study about right wing extremism?
I see all these stupid progressives out there sharing it.
Have you seen it? Kane? I'm gonna have my turmeric
tea here. H this ridiculous study that the Atlantic pulled out.
(19:49):
Let me just first, let me just frame it like this.
It is a stupid study that in order to try
to get the numbers that they wanted, they pulled in
every town for gun control trick, So in every town
for gun control and Mom's demand, you know, the box wind,
mom's all astro turf groups. Whenever they were trying to
scare suburban families about school shootings. What they did is
(20:12):
they made up all of these different scenarios and just
patted the numbers with it. So I did. I did
a deep dive into this in my first book, and
literally one of the things that they did was they
would use like, for instance, there was a they called
it a school shooting that took place in Virginia, but
it wasn't. It was literally a drug deal at two
(20:33):
in the morning, three blocks away from the school that
they decided to frame I'm not exaggerating as a school shooting.
And then there was another incident of a contractor who
was working at the school and he was there on
a weekend, after hours in the morning and he did
something where he accidentally like fired into his leg inside
(20:58):
his vehicle. So I don't know if he didn't have
any something properly holstered or what. They counted that as
a school shooting. So this is the stuff I'm talking about.
They did the exact same thing with a study. They
in order to pad their numbers, they counted all of
the prison crimes and tried to say that, well, here's
an example of right wing and then they eliminated all
of the left wing stuff. So if you wanted to
(21:20):
make it right wing, left wing in prison, they eliminated
the left wing stuff in the prisons. They only cut
the right wing stuff in the prisons, and then they
added it to the outside of the prison population and
then use that as an example of oh, look, this
is right wing now. They didn't release their methodology in
the beginning, and people were scratching their heads like, this
doesn't even add up. This isn't even what are you
(21:40):
talking about. And then when people started going through it
after they was released, they realized, you Kai's literally lied,
you lied about this, So we're going to talk more
about this coming up because they see leftists, like I
saw some stupid leftists trying to argue with some of you,
like our listeners and that out there. And it's always
somebody that has cain like a million emojis. If you're
(22:02):
a grown person, especially if you're a grown man or
a grown woman, if you're a grown adult and you're
using emojis in your handles on social media, I just
want to hook you up behind a car and just
drive one hundred miles an hour jokingly, ha ha ha.
I Just whenever you have all those identifiers BLM and
all this other stupid stuff, you're just well, every time
(22:24):
you add a letter you're just lowering your IQ. And
it's all those people that are like in the comments,
arguing with everything. Sometimes I think they're bought, some of them.
They're just people that have no lives. But it's it's
an entirely bunk study.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
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Like SAMs through the Outer Glass, so are the days
of the United States. And what they do is they
pray on our decency. They're praying on our decency, They're
praying on our ability to speak the truth to power.
That's what this whole anti fascist move is. Notice they
(00:28):
don't call out an organization. They call it anti fascism, okay,
because they don't want you fighting against fascism. But that's
what we're doing here.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I am made of jokes right now, and I'm trying
to sift through them mentally to figure out which one
is appropriate. Kin, Can I say sorry, give me a second,
can I say? Can I say that?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I think? So okay, most of that's okay?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Okay, So I said, well, who shoved a porcupine up
his ass? Like? Who? Why is he? Every have you
noticed that? Every time you hear him talk, he's just
so mad about everything? Oh my gosh, fashion, what is fascist?
Didn't thinking to define it?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Matter of fact, I think Cambridge and other places have
been redefining what fascism is and not at all pinning
it on the left where it absolutely belongs.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I'm so done with this. He's so he's mad because
what it's a day that ends? And why what is
he mad about that day?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
And how does the incredible hulks sound more articulate? I
feel like he and human mark ruffles.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Mark Hamill are in a bis bis h off right.
I didn't see anything sassy. Look, I'm telling you I
ain't big bird. Don't be sitting your kids in front
of me for screen time, okay, because they will walk
away hating the Fed and thinking all taxes are theft
and they're gonna want to buy a gun. So I'm
just be warning you now, or you may like that.
(02:02):
That's some my kids were raised. Anyway, I feel like
I and Mark Hamill are constantly in afied to see
who can be the biggest whiner on the left. I
don't know. Did you buy guys? By the way, did
you guys hear the story of the Jezebel? I remember
we had it as a headline. It's a website named
after a whore that a bunch of other women think
(02:24):
is empowering to write under. Can you imagine telling your parents? Yes,
I write for a website named after a biblical whore, Jezebel,
who ended up getting her just desserts, and I mean,
let's not forget how she ended I mean, way to
go and picking a winner there, ladies. Anyway, they were
talking about these witches that put a curse, the story
of the witches that were cursing Charlie Kirk, and then
(02:46):
people were reacting to it, and all the people on
the left were like, gosh, what is this the sixteen hundreds?
How dare you guys? I can't believe you guys are
getting mad over these witches, Like, what is wrong with you?
It's not the sixteen hundreds. You are the people who
literally flay your milk populatory organs and turn them into
franc Enginer's And then you want everyone to believe that
you're a lady. You guys literally believe that with the
(03:07):
snappier fingers you can Bipita poppity boos and boobs on.
You guys are literally the people who get upset over
pancake syrup and pancake mixes and butter and everything else.
And you're gonna get You're gonna try to point fingers
other people for take objecting to the story of individuals
(03:28):
cursing someone. Yeah, maybe you ought to be reminded that
it isn't the sixteen hundreds. Welcome to twenty twenty five,
where women can vote and they can do more than
just be abortion machines for planned parenthood. Welcome to twenty
twenty five, where we women can do math and we
realized that we were getting screwed over a barrel by
the last Democrat administration. You know it's not Yeah, you're
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right ly, it's not the sixteen hundreds anymore. Also, find
a better Boutica other than the horror from the Bible.
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thing yesterday. Apparently they aired, as the New York Post
describes it, a merciless spoof of FCC Chairman Brendan Carr
(05:14):
over Jimmy Kimmel and blah blah blah. I really don't care,
but I mean, if it's funny, it's funny. Funny is funny.
We on the right don't get offended over everything the
way the left does. Like Charlie Kirk when he got
parodied by south Park. He did a video where he's like,
this is the greatest thing ever, and he was so
(05:35):
excited about it, and then he used the south Park
version of himself as his his avatar on all these platforms.
So they did I'll just tell you. They did a
spoof on Brendan Carr, and apparently it shows Carr falling
(05:57):
down greased stairs. He eats a laced stew that makes
him soil his pants. He lands into the hospital with
toso plasmosis. What is that? King?
Speaker 2 (06:08):
You know all these things, I've seen it before, but
I don't don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Anyway, And the doctor warns if the toso plasmosis parasite
gets to his brain, I'm afraid he may lose his
freedom of speech. And then Vice President JD. Vance in
the show, is overjoy that Cars in critical condition since
he wants any potential roadblocks to his presidency out of
the way, and he threatens Car on his hospital bed.
(06:31):
We can do this the easy way of the hard way,
and that's what they I mean. I still think the
way they do Vance is actually funny. That is actually funny.
Like I think it's because they use all the memes
of his head for his face and it's hysterical. But
the car thing, I'm gonna need a little bit more
(06:53):
than someone deuce in their drawers man to laugh at.
You know, I'm gonna eat a little bit. By the way,
Can I just say how much does the South Park
version of Brendan Carr look like the actual version of
Brendan Carr. Like when they did Barbara Streisanda didn't look
anything like her. When they did Robert Smith, they didn't
look anything like him. This looks just like Brendan Carr.
(07:14):
If he does not make this like his masthead on X,
I'm gonna be really disappointed.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I think we know him enough to know that he's
gonna love that.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yeah, he will actually like it. But that's just not
funny like I wanted to be funny. Make it funny,
like there's there are things that you can do without going, oh,
you know, blank his pants.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
You know what I loved about what they did, you
know over these past couple few years is they've taken
the media narrative of what's going on and used that
as comedy because they knew it was absurd. But now
what they're doing now, what they're doing is sort of
supporting the current media narrative, which is absurd.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah, I and it's I And they know how this
stuff works. They know how regulation of airwaves works. And
I told you guys yesterday, you know, when Sinclair filed
the complaint with the FCC, and they said that they
were they were not going to read they were not
going to have his show. That is for people who
aren't in broadcasting. That's that is the standard operating procedure,
(08:16):
and that Okay, somebody this uh, this cluster or these
stations or this company, they filed this notice. The FCC
has to look at it. So that's the only reason
why the FCC was even involved in the first place,
is because that actually is They're required by statute that
that's how they follow up. Anyway, long story short, it's
not a First Amendment issue, and I think it belittles
(08:36):
the First Amendment issue to say it's a First Amendment issue.
These are the company and we talked about this. I'm
not going to religate it. These are the companies that
you know, they have They have to they have to
do what they think is right by their listeners, and
that's their right to do so. Also they also those
stations also have rights. My whole issue is, I I've
watched South Park since the beginning, and I feel like sometimes,
(08:58):
like all shows, they go through peaks and valleys, right,
and some of the valleys, you know they've gone through
this before, where they're just not as funny, and then
they come back new season and it's funny again. I
don't want comedy to suffer any more than it has.
Comedy has already suffered so much because of the woke stuff,
and you can't laugh at things that are funny. I
(09:21):
don't want unbridled progressive rage to take over and kill
comedy because just trying to create things as a means
of shock to exercise your rage, that's not funny, that's
(09:45):
just boring. Any basic animal can do that. Any basic
animal can be shocking. You know, I've seen apes throw
feces shocking. I've seen dogs eat vomit shocking. Anything can
be shocking. It doesn't take a lot of wit, It
doesn't take a lot of creativity. I just expected a
(10:05):
little bit more, right, Be funnier. I don't care who
you make fun of. Just please, for the love of
all things holy, be funny showing somebody, Oh look, can
you believe it? He felt on the stairs. They're go,
oh my gosh, she's got a pair. Oh he grabbed
his pants. All well, that's not funny, that's just basic.
And I know they can do better than this. I
don't know, maybe they had to switch some stuff out
because of the Kirk stuff, and this was all they
(10:26):
could cobble together that week. I don't know, but it
just seemed flat. Although the JD. Vance thing is always funny,
and I, you know, I don't dislike Vance, not just
like you know, I like him. I just it's funny.
But this isn't funny. It wasn't funny. I don't know.
The Cartman thing, even being Kirk was funny. This isn't funny, though.
(10:47):
It just seems like they were mad and they thought
we're going to try to troll him at some point.
Trolling someone is just it just gets annoying for the viewer.
If all you're doing is the same outr and this
is some advice for some people on the right. If
all you're doing is just every day you're outraged, oh
my gosh, and you just you are so outraged you
(11:09):
forget how to be funny. That's when it's just blows
for the viewer. It's just bad. And I don't want
them to be like this because I feel like, in
some respects they sort of prevented the left from entirely
losing their sense of humor because most of the left
has and it's just does that make sense? I just do?
(11:32):
It just gets boring. Doesn't he get boring when all
you're doing every day is trolling. It's the same stuff
every stupid day. Oh let's see what predictable garbage they
came out with today. It's not funny anymore. Just be funny.
Damn quick's so damn sensitive. Goodness, it's not the it's
not the punk rock South Park that I, you know,
kind of that I remember. And of all the people
(11:54):
to get, you know, Jimmy Kimmel wasn't I think Disney
was trying to offload him and then they realized, gosh,
maybe we should just it's their pain. Protection. Jimmy Kimmel
is their version of paying the woke mafia protection. Don't
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Speaker 2 (13:27):
Now all of the news you would probably miss. It's
time for Dana's Quick five the new.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
This makes me, oh, it's better not be electric. I
didn't read this story before. I oh, these are the
ones that like to surprise me with new fastest car
on the planet beats Bugatti to record speeds at three
hundred and eight point four miles per hour. Now there's
some asterisks here. Oh my gosh, it's an electric vehicle.
Burn all of these plants. I am so done with it.
(13:58):
I don't think that counts. I think it's I think
vehicles are like the trainees of the car world. They
are you can quote me on it forever because they are.
And I'm right, and I'm tired of pretending that I'm not. Again.
I'm under the weather, super crabby, and I hate EV's
so it and Kane it gets even worse. It's not
just I'm gonna just get sick all over this mic.
(14:18):
It's not just an EV that did it. It's a
Chinese EV that did it. This is like beating step
up in front of me.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
What twist the knife for? Don't you?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
I am done with us. It's I'm not even naming
the car because it doesn't count. It's a training. And
they did it at this pop and Bird testing facility
and they had Mark Bassing He's like, you know, world
champ and uh, it eclipses the previous record that was
set by the Bugatti Super Short three hundred prototypes. So
they had, oh gosh, I'm sick. I'm sick in my soul.
(14:55):
Now getting past this horrible headline. Oh, the CDC warns
is are and high highly antibiotic resistant bacteria. Okay, here's
a couple of things. Don't take antiotics unless you know
you need them. And then when you take the antibiotics,
if you don't take all of them. If I were president,
I feel like your neighbors should have the full right
and be excluded from any penalty the ability to drag
(15:16):
you out of your house by the hair in your
head and beat you almost to death in the street,
because that is how you get the antibiotic resistant stuff
when you don't finish your dosage, when you don't do it.
So they said this has been happening for a long time.
I don't know why everybody's like red lighting it now
because they've been discovering that they've become increasingly resistant. We
also haven't had any new antibiotics, and well, what my
(15:40):
life like? I think it's been that long. Yeah, I
mean it's been a long time. And by the way,
some of these resistant antibiotic resistant bacteria, they're causing about
one thousand deaths in the US every year. This is
according to the latest numbers out in twenty twenty two.
So I've been seeing this for quite some time. It's
incredibly important to make sure you finish it. And apparently
(16:01):
Houston may have a serial killer problem, or maybe it's
a social media problem and social media sort of a
digital serial killer. So did you hear about this show
that they pulled? It is called The Savant. I made
mention of this yesterday speaking of divisiveness. It's going to
(16:22):
be on Apple TV, and I mentioned this yesterday with
Jessica Chastain. So I really think and I was reading
let me pull this up. So someone previewed previewed it
and they said, yeah, it really does look like this
(16:42):
was this character who was trying to infiltrate radical right
wing like white Dude's groups like on Discord, for instance,
and she stars as this computer Karen who infiltrates all
of these groups. And they decided to postponent. They said
(17:07):
that this week in a statement to Deadline Hollywood. Now
they wouldn't say why, but everyone thinks it's the subject
matter behind it, and the fact that they were about
to smear and defame a whole bunch of people simply
because they don't like their politics. Apparently, the series included
a sniper in action and the bomb in action and
(17:29):
the bombing of a government building, and then of course
we have you know, the assassination of Charlie Kirk that
took place, and he had a leftist that was shooting
into an ABC affiliate, shooting into an ICE facility, and
putting bombs under media vehicles. Those are all left wing.
And it followed the premise or the synopsis of it
(17:51):
is it follows an undercover investigator known as the Savant
and that's Testain, and she infiltrates these online hatreds to
stop domestic extrements. Before that act. In the trailer, her
character says, we're on the verge of serious violence, and
they got a bunch of other people that I don't
know in those I think that they were getting ready
(18:13):
to push push the ratcheted up even more. Don't you
think it's okay? Look, I mean it sounds like that's
exactly what. It sounds like they were gonna do.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
No without a doubt. And they even they even patted
this in advance by saying, well, Donald Trump's name was
never mentioned in the show, not even once.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Just kind of guy that had his total likeness.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Right, It's like everything aligns with how the media narrative
has been trying to play out for the last few years,
and it's completely obvious to all of us.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Yeah, yeah, they said, well, it doesn't mention his name
it and it just depicts white nationalists in a negative light.
It's non controversial, you know what, because it's about one
woman trying to stop domestic terrorism. The computer Karen imagine,
sorry for your name's Karen. Please don't send me emails
about it. It's a cultural thing. I didn't make it up.
I literally will read your name in Eamaladra a lot.
(19:00):
If you do this, not into it, get over it.
The do you They make it sound like some some
middle aged woman is gonna barge into all these discord service.
What do you guys do? And hey, their fellow kids,
do you believe this? Do you guys believe any of us?
Nobody does, But I do think that they It sounds
(19:22):
like they were gonna make a bad example of a
Charlie Kirk kind of character. That's what it sounds like.
Now this comes on the heels and I'm gonna dive
into this more coming up in our second hour. Have
you guys heard of this study about right wing extremism?
I see all these stupid progressives out there sharing it.
Have you seen it? Kane? I'm gonna have my turmeric
tea here. H this ridiculous study that the Atlantic pulled out.
(19:49):
Let me just first, let me just frame it like this.
It is a stupid study that in order to try
to get the numbers that they wanted, they pulled in
every town for gun control trick, So in every town
for gun control and Mom's demand, you know, the box wind,
mom's all astro turf groups. Whenever they were trying to
scare suburban families about school shootings. What they did is
(20:12):
they made up all of these different scenarios and just
patted the numbers with it. So I did. I did
a deep dive into this in my first book, and
literally one of the things that they did was they
would use like, for instance, there was a they called
it a school shooting that took place in Virginia, but
it wasn't. It was literally a drug deal at two
(20:33):
in the morning, three blocks away from the school that
they decided to frame I'm not exaggerating as a school shooting.
And then there was another incident of a contractor who
was working at the school and he was there on
a weekend, after hours in the morning and he did
something where he accidentally like fired into his leg inside
(20:58):
his vehicle. So I don't know if he didn't have
any something properly holstered or what. They counted that as
a school shooting. So this is the stuff I'm talking about.
They did the exact same thing with a study. They
in order to pad their numbers, they counted all of
the prison crimes and tried to say that, well, here's
an example of right wing and then they eliminated all
of the left wing stuff. So if you wanted to
(21:20):
make it right wing, left wing in prison, they eliminated
the left wing stuff in the prisons. They only cut
the right wing stuff in the prisons, and then they
added it to the outside of the prison population and
then use that as an example of oh, look, this
is right wing now. They didn't release their methodology in
the beginning, and people were scratching their heads like, this
doesn't even add up. This isn't even what are you
(21:40):
talking about. And then when people started going through it
after they was released, they realized, you Kai's literally lied,
you lied about this, So we're going to talk more
about this coming up because they see leftists, like I
saw some stupid leftists trying to argue with some of you,
like our listeners and that out there. And it's always
somebody that has cain like a million emojis. If you're
(22:02):
a grown person, especially if you're a grown man or
a grown woman, if you're a grown adult and you're
using emojis in your handles on social media, I just
want to hook you up behind a car and just
drive one hundred miles an hour jokingly, ha ha ha.
I Just whenever you have all those identifiers BLM and
all this other stupid stuff, you're just well, every time
(22:24):
you add a letter you're just lowering your IQ. And
it's all those people that are like in the comments,
arguing with everything. Sometimes I think they're bought, some of them.
They're just people that have no lives. But it's it's
an entirely bunk study.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
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