August 26, 2025 • 27 mins
A 14-year-old girl has been charged after allegedly brandishing a knife on a public street in Scotland. Meanwhile, Dana shares her experience going to an outdoors store in preparation for her trip to Norway where she felt extremely out of place which led her to some follow up questions.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsored by Keltech.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's his laugh mission to make bad decisions. It's time
for Florida Man.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
All right.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
So guys, there's a reason why you don't drive your lawnmower.
You're riding mower on a busy road, and you don't
do it when you're drunk. Big, big reason why. This
is Sumter County, Florida, Florida Highway Patrol said a man
was riding his lawnmower down the road and he got
hit by a pickup truck Saturday night. Now, also at night.
(00:37):
I didn't feel like I didn't add that in there.
So don't drive your writing lawnmower on a busy road,
don't drive your writing lawnmower on a busy road at night,
and don't drive your lawnmower on a busy road at
night while you were drunk. It happened at almost nine pm.
Seventy one year old man riding his lawnmower. He had
no lights on in the dark, riding his mower no
(00:59):
lights at Dodge, Dakota. A truck traveling east tried to
get overtake the mower and hit it instead, and the
man was transported to the hospital, but he used to
comb to his injuries. The thirty six year old driving
the pickup. Now this gets even crazier. That man had
a dui. I'll be d sion, just one thing after
the other. So just stop it, stop it. I gotta
(01:21):
tell you, those are some pretty big beans. That feller
had to be driving a lawnmower at night with no
lights on a busy road like he was apparently inebriated.
The other guy's inebriated. Everybody's inebriated. So let's see. Oh, let's.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Oh, let's do this, and we have the lawnmower in
here a couple of times. Let's do a Florida man.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Ooh, she looks crazy. A woman poured acid on this
Florida man and she has since been charged with his murder.
He was asleep. This is Newport, Richie. This Florida man
was asleep. The lady pored asked on him as he slept.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
At his home.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
She's now charged with first real gray murder and aggravated
battery causing serious bodily injury. She poured acid while he
was in bed, then barricaded the bedroom door, and then
called nine to one one. Her mugshot is don't care
look at that. She don't care about that at all.
They found the man into the home. He had serious
(02:23):
he had severe chemical burns, a had airless in Tampa
General and he succumbed to his injuries in just days.
So yeah, I don't I'm not actually ever gonna do this.
But when I hear stories of this, I'm like, where
are the hell people getting acid that does this?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Where do you get that? Now? I don't want to
get it.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
But I'm like, how does it import on you? And
then you can't possibly survive with that? Like that's some
powerful acid.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yeah, I mean it's like alien blood from Aliens. Just saying,
by the way, Alien Earth, if you haven't watched that series,
it's phenomenal. It's so good. Oh my gosh, it's about Aliens.
Fabulous series.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
It's so good.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Let's see here. Oh am, I gonna have time for
one more. There's a woman who suit a dairy farm
in the wake of a raw milk outbreak. She's suing
a dairy farm in New Smyrna Beach because she said
the raw milk from her facility sicken her toddler.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Blah blah, blah.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Look, it is your responsibility to make sure that the
products you're consuming, especially when you're doing a raw dairy farm,
which sits outside of particular levels of licensing.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
You have to make the.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Decision on that kind of stuff, right, So, I don't know,
do you think that she has grounds first suit there?
I don't necessarily think that she does.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I really don't.
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Speaker 3 (04:22):
I got to talk about this story.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
I'm one I'm really sorry because I wasn't going to
have it in this hour, but I'm doing it.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
It's the uh they what do they call her? Blade? Uh?
I think they called it all to call her a
Babka junior, honestly. Uh.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
But it's a blade threat girl fourteen years old. So
let me set this up. I don't know if you've
seen this video or not, but it was in Dundee
and the cops were cold to Saint Dan lane Kine.
It's the Lucky area of Dundee and it was on
a Saturday evening, seven thirty right. Somebody called the police
(05:01):
and they said, oh my gosh, there's a girl who's
got a bladed weapon, and they said it was a
fourteen year old. She was charged in connection. Now here's
where we got a lot of questions. I'm like, wait
a minute, someone was recording her. The area that she
was in is where a guy was murdered in a
(05:22):
knife attack just like a few months back, like literally
the street right behind her. And some people were like, oh, well,
you know, you know, she should have had a knife,
et cetera. I want to know who the foreigner was
who was recording her. So an adult male was recording
(05:42):
her and wouldn't leave them alone, and she it didn't.
I mean, we don't have anything in the lead up
to this. It didn't seem like she was bothering anybody.
I am less concerned. I mean, I if she was
my daughter, Hell, I'd give her a gun at this point.
Proud of her because she stood up for herself. She
has these adults, adult man, a strange man, following her
(06:02):
in a park and filming her in an area where
there have been attacks from illegal immigrants on younger people. Okay,
And I don't think she's brand I mean, in the
video just looks like she was carrying I necessarily don't
think that that's brandishing, because she had them in her.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Pants, and.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I apparently some people were saying that they were carrying
them because they were protecting themselves. And everything that I've seen,
I just can't believe she was charged. And I want
to know why there was this grown man filming her.
So the thought and I was looking at a lot
of the a lot of the press about this, they
(06:47):
she's they were saying that she was trying to protect
herself because she was felt that this guy was trying
to harm her.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Is what the story was.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
That's the Scottish I mean, the Scottish son wrote about it,
et cetera. The problem is that she was being harassed
on the street by what sounds like an adult foreign male,
and she did not produce the blade, according to their account,
until he started unrelentingly harassing her. Now that's the story,
(07:19):
and so she gets charged in the adult male harassing
the miner, doesn't This is how you get conquered. I mean,
why is it that a fourteen year old girl has
to do more than a lot of the men in
that damn country to stand up for the women and
girls pushing back? That's my question. I'm gonna tell you what.
This is my country and I had people. I mean,
you see it in Rotheram, in parts of Britain. Tell
(07:43):
for there are different areas in the UK where young
females have been systematically targeted, exploited and trafficked. I mean,
this has been going on for twenty years and we're
not talking about like five or ten your talk, You're
getting into the thousands. That's how bad this is. This
(08:03):
is not a joke, it's not an exaggeration. This is
literally what this is. What is happening and now it's imperiled.
A lot of these the rothruam abuse, the background to it.
It's the whole child's exploitation scandal, and I mean there's
they had over The Guardian said it was over fourteen
(08:27):
hundred young girls, but other news into DC it's higher
than that. The trafficking and the sexploitation, and it's all
Pakistani grooming gangs. I mean without exception. I think that
the lawmakers, the British lawmakers and politicians who didn't do
(08:47):
anything because they were more terrified at being called racist
than they were protecting the girls. I think they're culpable
in all of this. But they said that it had ever.
I mean it was taxi drivers, it was everyone. One
girl who was telling her story to the Telegraph she
was eleven years old and she was stalked and harassed
by Pakistani grooming gang. They said her story is not unique.
(09:09):
She is one of over fourteen hundred children who were
sexually exploited by gangs. And this is the Telegraph. I
want to point out the Telegraph is a very left
leaning paper. They were exploited by gangs that predominantly Pakistani
origin men in Rotherham from nineteen ninety seven to twenty
thirteen until a report finally.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Revealed the scale of abuse they had.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
The National Crime Agency investigation, they identified over three hundred
suspects taxi drivers who were really involved in trafficking. The
victims have come under scrutiny. They had over twenty five
taxi drivers who had their licenses pulled because of it.
There were one hundreds of other taxi drivers, many of
them Pakistani, that were going to protest because they didn't
(09:56):
want to have to install CCTV into their cabs. To
keep kids safe, to keep women safe. This has been
happening so bad. The people didn't do anything. The school
failed her, the law enforcement failed her. All of this and.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
This.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
They get these girls, they get them in compromising situations,
use it against them, and then they get them addicted
to cocaine and amphetamines, and then they rape them, and
then they sell them off to get raped by all
these other men. And this one woman's story is apparently
the story of thousands of girls, over a thousand girls.
(10:40):
So now you understand why it's not unusual for a
young female in the UK to be very uneasy with
the fact that a grown foreign male is following her
and harassing her and recording her to the point where
she feels the need to present a small hatchet. And
(11:01):
I'm gonna tell you something, if this had been in
the United States and someone was aggravating my daughter, that
person would be going back in a body bag to
their family. The UK allowed itself to be raped into submission.
It is the rape of the UK, it is the
(11:23):
rape of Europe. It is a conquering absolutely, and people
were outraged, not even making this up. We've told you
these stories that there would be at all any punishment
of the people who were doing this.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Do you know.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
That One of the defenses was, oh, they just didn't
know their customs are different.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
I kid you.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Not nobody said anything because everybody is so afraid to
be called bigoted or racist. And if you're saying, look,
the gangs of people doing this are literally ninety nine
percent this origin. It's bigoted to what they are doing
to young girls.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
That's bigoted.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
It's not bigoted to accurately observe and call out this
group's crimes. But people didn't want to speak up because
they were more terrified at being accused of the moral
failing that is bigotry or racism. Then they were protecting
their innocent daughters, and this girl had more balls than
(12:41):
any of them to stand up to it.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
So I say, she's a little Boutica.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Lorraine reminds me of when Tommy Robinson was thrown in
a British jail because he exposed this. They were trying
to tell him that he couldn't talk about the grooming
gangs and Rothram and it extended beyond Rath through them,
just so you know, it extended far beyond that and
affected many different areas.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
It is.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
It's incredibly sad. It's so incredibly sad. And so I'm
looking at this, you know, this fourteen year old girl.
We saw the Do we have the video? I don't
know if we can play some of it because there's cussing,
but maybe we can just show it without the volume.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Did he okay? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
So she's her friends with her and she's yelling. They're
yelling at this a grown foreign man to leave them alone,
to stop following them, and he won't, and he keeps
trying to get near her. And it isn't until he
won't leave her alone that she shows him. Okay, I've
got a knife and a hatchet. Leave me alone. She's
the one who gets sighted. If I was that mother,
(13:48):
I'd beat that comms ass. I would Oh my gosh,
it just enrages me. No one's protecting them. Where's anybody
protecting these girls? Where are the men over there? Good heaven,
have some self respect? Of course, you know, I gotta
tell you. Doesn't help the third fourth wave feminism. You know,
(14:10):
a lot of people don't want to step up and
help because y'all remember what happened to Daniel Penney here
in the United States. He stepped up and look what happened.
New York went after him. Nobody wants to be the
hero because heroes are in trouble. So they get in trouble,
they're looked at as, oh, you're being a hero. You're
(14:31):
probably a vigilante or something. And the other girl that
was with the fourteen year old that was targeted, she
was twelve. The fourteen year old was the one that
was cited. The twelve year old wasn't cided. But and
now there's a lot of protests over this, understandably, so
people are protesting what happened? Why were they out and
(14:53):
not out there protecting the streets. I read I saw
on X that now men in Scotland, in and around
Dundee are organizing to patrol the streets to keep it safe.
I mean, it's gotten so bad in the UK that
they can't even put up the They can't even put
up Saint George's Cross. They can put up gossen flags,
(15:15):
but they can't put up the Saint George's Cross. I'm
telling you it's a conquering. There are more than one
ways to conquer a nation. You don't have to use arms,
you don't even have to use violence. You can use
manipulation and extortion. And that's what this is. It's a conquering.
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Speaker 2 (16:30):
Now all of the news you would probably miss. It's
time for Dana's Quick five.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
I have to tell you, Yes, we did see the
Taylor Swift Travis Kelcey engagement thing. No, I am not
going to it's so annoying. I'm just it's not going
to be one of those things that we talk about.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
It's all over.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
It's gonna if you can go and find look at
one of the gossips they're engaged.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
You kind of knew it was coming, did you not, Doyce.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
I don't mean to sound like a killjoy, but it's
just like, Okay, we gotta come on. It doesn't need
to be in the news all the time. Gosh, can
you imagine the coverage of the chiefs. I know, all right,
Uh so let's see this. Ooh, Texas A and M
is going to have a BUCkies. I don't think the
European mind can comprehend BUCkies, really don't. I mean, they've
(17:18):
got like a jerky station. They have a banana pudden wall.
They I was telling a friend of mine who was
not born in the United States as a citizen now
and she was She was just like.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
I just can't believe they have all these things.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Here.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
We go in and they have these old as smoke,
the meats. It's hysterical.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
They it is hysterical when European people go into BUCkies.
It is one of my favorite things ever. But they've
got They're gonna have three campus stores that have Bucky stuff,
and then then they have like a location outside where
people can get I was literally out of BUCkies just
a couple of days ago, went in and uh what
did I get there? I had to get the BUCkies.
(17:58):
Nuggies got me some jerk, you know. I refrained from
the banana pudding wall because that's you know, a lot.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
You said BUCkies Nuggies, but it's beaver nuggets.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
No, we're calling at Bucky's Nuggies. That's what we're calling it, Kane.
We're not calling it that with your Robert Evans glasses
right now. I'm not even dealing with you.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Stop it.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Let's see we also a New Jersey man continues, He
takes a foldable rowboat down the Hudson River.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
To go to his job in New York.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
I mean, okay, there's some places in Sweden where they
do this stuff. He works in New York City, but
he lives in New Jersey and he commutes twelve miles
down the Hudson in a foldable rowboat that he built
with his son. And he has a foldable, foldable bicycle.
He got tired of the commute and wanted something different.
That's going to be a real bummer when it's cold.
It's gonna say, that's going to be a real bummer
(18:48):
for him when it's cold.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Let's see.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
A homeowner shot and killed twoman in ski masks in
a home invasion who pretended to be officers. So he
saved everybody some money in time, gun save lives. Stick
with us, all right, I gotta tell you, I got to.
I know, we got other serious stuff to get into,
but so you guys know, I'm going to be going
on a boat for the MRC thing, so I'm gonna
be out next week. It's a large boat and I
(19:13):
don't do boats. I don't do cruises because it's it's
oh yeah, I'm for the audio listeners. That was Trump's
building behind them. I don't do cruises because it's weird,
and I just don't. And so, m it's weird because
you're I barely tolerate being on a plane and going
(19:36):
on a cruise, you're you know, we're going up into
a very Nordic area, so hopefully everybody's going to be
too cold to be ill behaved. But it's for the
MRC Media Research Center, which is a great organization. Uh
and UH happy to support them. They do amazing stuff.
They do NewsBusters, all of this. But I gotta tell
you so I had to get don't laugh at me.
(19:57):
You know, I work out and i'm you know, I
like being out doors, but I don't hike. I'm not
a hiker. Right, Everyone's like, you gotta have hiking boots.
You're going to Norway, you gotta have hiking boots because
we're gonna be up in the Fjords. It's like money,
python pie. He's pining for the Fjords. Oh, he's pining
for the Furords. Dizzy can't even pronounce half of where
we're going. Very excited about the smoke salmon though. Anyway,
(20:21):
So I had to get like hiking shoes. Now, Dana's
pretty easy going, but there's certain things that I get
real boogie about, Okay, like skincare and like shoes. I'm
very boogie. I want to be comfortable. And so we
go into one of those like outdoor stores. I don't
want to give anybody free advertising. They can pay. Oh,
we go into one of those outdoor stores. You know,
(20:42):
it's where they have like the camping and the climbing
stuff and the biking stuff. There was a guy there
blessed his heart fell over on a bike right in
the middle of the store, right as we walked in. Anyway,
everybody in that store looked like they were just literally
getting ready to run out and go climb the mount
or mountain bike somewhere. Is there a rule where you
(21:05):
go into one of these outdoor stores where you have
to be wearing all the stuff that they have in
there already?
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Is that a rule?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Can you do you remember when we went to Seattle
and we went out there for a market visit, and
we get off the plane and it was as if
everyone was about to leave the airport and go into
the mountains and hike with sasquatch.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Right, No, I think it was Portland. But yes, you're
absolutely right. You're absolutely right.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
It was one of the craziest things I've ever seen.
We felt out of place.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
We were telling each other like, everybody here is like
they're getting ready to go into the mountains.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
It's very weird.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
The hotel, yeah, remember that hotel?
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Oh yeah, the hotel was? Was that that hotel that
was the one where it had was like twin Peaks.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
I was digging it because it was like twin Peaks
and that was totally my jam. So I'm in this
outdoor store, can I kid you not?
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Every every every body in the store, it was as
if they were about ready to go and hike up
some mountain that we don't have because we're in Dallas.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
It was the weirdest thing I've ever seen in my life.
And you know, there was a couple of things that
I had to get, including some hiking boots because I
don't hike if you hike, I love that for you.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
I love that journey for you.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
It's not my jam, just not my thing. It's glorified walking.
I'm totally you know, there's certain things and I like
going out and harvesting for nature.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Nature.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
I like going out and shopping in nature, Like that's
meat for my fridge, and that's my Christmas sausage, and
that's my rug, and this is this, and you know,
and then I go back to my hotel with electricity
totally fine. And I don't care about getting dirty or
none of that. But I just, you know, we invented
the house and running water, and I like to go
back to these things. So because we're humans and I
(23:00):
appreciate all the things our ancestors have done for us.
So I'm in here and I'm you know, looking at
these hiking boots. They're all hideous. Go for the love,
but you know, you had to kid the ones that
are most comfortable. I have no idea what I'm gonna
be doing. We could we might be on a glacier.
I have no clue. I might be I don't know
I'm gonna I was like, look, I want to see
some staved churches creepy blonde kids and a troll. That's
(23:23):
what I want to see when I'm up here in
Norway and have some of that delicious salmon. I'm all
about that beautiful country. And so everybody in there, I kine.
I felt so out of place because I went in
in my TV wear and I was dressed real nice yesterday.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Y'all didn't see the whole outfit, but it was. It
was nice.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
It was brown, which is weird for me because you
know everything, I have five thousand of these black T shirts.
So I was the only person who is not like
all kitted out. And I swear to you there was
somebody with a backpack on that they brought into a
store that had the rock climbing stuff all over it already,
and I'm.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Like, are you it's flat where we are for a while?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Were they returning?
Speaker 4 (24:05):
No?
Speaker 1 (24:06):
They It's like they legit came in and they had
on the sports sandals. And I'm not going to go
into that because I have some family members that wear
those and I don't want to have the drama of
dealing with that after the show. All I will say
is that it legit looked like they were just just
(24:27):
dropped out of an airplane coming from Mount Kilimanjaro and
they were in this outdoor store. I was the only
person who was dressed like a person that just did
not come off a mountain.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Is that a thing? I'm not joking you guys.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Everybody in there, although there was one person who looked
like a prospector. But I felt like, I'm like, nobody
comes in here. Do you have to show that you
are outdoors? You go home first and change into all
your outdoor stuff and then bring it in like, yeah,
I'm just here to add on to my stuff.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
I don't know. It was very.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Interesting to go fishing and camping on occasion, but I
don't bring my fishing pole when I'm shopping for more
fish and stuff.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
I've seen people with lures on their hats.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Yeah, that's that's not too unusual in.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
The store, like on a weekday, Like what are you doing?
I don't know? Is I just it's like a whole culture.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
And then they had a bulletin board where it's like
this is how you pack a backpack and I'm like, what.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
I mean, I can help you with that?
Speaker 1 (25:24):
What do you what's the struggle here, what do you
They had all this other you know, like how to eat,
you know, wildfire all this, and that's great if people
I have friends who are they actually do survivalist stuff
on the weekends, and that's great and I love that
for them. But this felt so corporate, you know what
I mean. It felt so corporate and so try hard
(25:46):
like it wasn't the real thing. It was just a
corporatized version of what people really do.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
It was just weird to me. It might be too judgmental,
I might be. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
It was just really weird. It was, you know, very
different culture shocked for me. So you know, everyone like, well,
when you're out in the day and you're not because
we have sessions and you know, we I'll be speaking
and doing some stuff on this trip, and then a
couple of times, you know, in the week during the day,
you get to just basically go run out into the fewords.
I guess, I don't know, I'm gonna fall off a
(26:15):
mountain or something.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Who knows.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
I'm gonna come back with a troll. I'm gonna capture
a troll, bring it back. It'll be a studio troll.
So's it'll be interesting. I'll give you, guys updates free
subscribers over a chapter and verse. You the subscribers are
gonna be able to follow along a little bit with
some of it. I've never been that far north before either, guys.
It was seventy six this morning in Texas, and I
(26:36):
bought built the fire. If it wasn't my husband yelling
at me, like, stop it. It's seventy six. It's gonna
be eighty something today. I'm like, that's cold. It's cold here, sir,
it's cold. It's gonna be cold up there, and then
the days last a lot longer, so it's gonna be
very can It'll be very different, very different. I'm gonna
be freezing to death wrapped up in sweaters and mittens,
(26:57):
and I'm gonna look like Ralfie's little brother from a
Christmas store perpetually on every outing. That's what it's gonna
look like. So it'll be uh, it's gonna be a
lot of fun. Yeah, I'm not gonna be able. I'm
and like, I'm looking at the hiking pans and all
the hiking pants they make your butt licute, and then
like your I don't know why they're tapered like that.
They make women look like they're they're tomatoes on toothpicks.
(27:18):
I don't get it. I just I've got a lot
of questions about some of the stuff. Thanks for tuning
in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Tooth podcast.
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It's his laugh mission to make bad decisions. It's time
for Florida Man.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
All right.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
So guys, there's a reason why you don't drive your lawnmower.
You're riding mower on a busy road, and you don't
do it when you're drunk. Big, big reason why. This
is Sumter County, Florida, Florida Highway Patrol said a man
was riding his lawnmower down the road and he got
hit by a pickup truck Saturday night. Now, also at night.
(00:37):
I didn't feel like I didn't add that in there.
So don't drive your writing lawnmower on a busy road,
don't drive your writing lawnmower on a busy road at night,
and don't drive your lawnmower on a busy road at
night while you were drunk. It happened at almost nine pm.
Seventy one year old man riding his lawnmower. He had
no lights on in the dark, riding his mower no
(00:59):
lights at Dodge, Dakota. A truck traveling east tried to
get overtake the mower and hit it instead, and the
man was transported to the hospital, but he used to
comb to his injuries. The thirty six year old driving
the pickup. Now this gets even crazier. That man had
a dui. I'll be d sion, just one thing after
the other. So just stop it, stop it. I gotta
(01:21):
tell you, those are some pretty big beans. That feller
had to be driving a lawnmower at night with no
lights on a busy road like he was apparently inebriated.
The other guy's inebriated. Everybody's inebriated. So let's see. Oh, let's.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Oh, let's do this, and we have the lawnmower in
here a couple of times. Let's do a Florida man.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Ooh, she looks crazy. A woman poured acid on this
Florida man and she has since been charged with his murder.
He was asleep. This is Newport, Richie. This Florida man
was asleep. The lady pored asked on him as he slept.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
At his home.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
She's now charged with first real gray murder and aggravated
battery causing serious bodily injury. She poured acid while he
was in bed, then barricaded the bedroom door, and then
called nine to one one. Her mugshot is don't care
look at that. She don't care about that at all.
They found the man into the home. He had serious
(02:23):
he had severe chemical burns, a had airless in Tampa
General and he succumbed to his injuries in just days.
So yeah, I don't I'm not actually ever gonna do this.
But when I hear stories of this, I'm like, where
are the hell people getting acid that does this?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Where do you get that? Now? I don't want to
get it.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
But I'm like, how does it import on you? And
then you can't possibly survive with that? Like that's some
powerful acid.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yeah, I mean it's like alien blood from Aliens. Just saying,
by the way, Alien Earth, if you haven't watched that series,
it's phenomenal. It's so good. Oh my gosh, it's about Aliens.
Fabulous series.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
It's so good.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Let's see here. Oh am, I gonna have time for
one more. There's a woman who suit a dairy farm
in the wake of a raw milk outbreak. She's suing
a dairy farm in New Smyrna Beach because she said
the raw milk from her facility sicken her toddler.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Blah blah, blah.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Look, it is your responsibility to make sure that the
products you're consuming, especially when you're doing a raw dairy farm,
which sits outside of particular levels of licensing.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
You have to make the.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Decision on that kind of stuff, right, So, I don't know,
do you think that she has grounds first suit there?
I don't necessarily think that she does.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I really don't.
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Speaker 3 (04:22):
I got to talk about this story.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
I'm one I'm really sorry because I wasn't going to
have it in this hour, but I'm doing it.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
It's the uh they what do they call her? Blade? Uh?
I think they called it all to call her a
Babka junior, honestly. Uh.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
But it's a blade threat girl fourteen years old. So
let me set this up. I don't know if you've
seen this video or not, but it was in Dundee
and the cops were cold to Saint Dan lane Kine.
It's the Lucky area of Dundee and it was on
a Saturday evening, seven thirty right. Somebody called the police
(05:01):
and they said, oh my gosh, there's a girl who's
got a bladed weapon, and they said it was a
fourteen year old. She was charged in connection. Now here's
where we got a lot of questions. I'm like, wait
a minute, someone was recording her. The area that she
was in is where a guy was murdered in a
(05:22):
knife attack just like a few months back, like literally
the street right behind her. And some people were like, oh, well,
you know, you know, she should have had a knife,
et cetera. I want to know who the foreigner was
who was recording her. So an adult male was recording
(05:42):
her and wouldn't leave them alone, and she it didn't.
I mean, we don't have anything in the lead up
to this. It didn't seem like she was bothering anybody.
I am less concerned. I mean, I if she was
my daughter, Hell, I'd give her a gun at this point.
Proud of her because she stood up for herself. She
has these adults, adult man, a strange man, following her
(06:02):
in a park and filming her in an area where
there have been attacks from illegal immigrants on younger people. Okay,
And I don't think she's brand I mean, in the
video just looks like she was carrying I necessarily don't
think that that's brandishing, because she had them in her.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Pants, and.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I apparently some people were saying that they were carrying
them because they were protecting themselves. And everything that I've seen,
I just can't believe she was charged. And I want
to know why there was this grown man filming her.
So the thought and I was looking at a lot
of the a lot of the press about this, they
(06:47):
she's they were saying that she was trying to protect
herself because she was felt that this guy was trying
to harm her.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Is what the story was.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
That's the Scottish I mean, the Scottish son wrote about it,
et cetera. The problem is that she was being harassed
on the street by what sounds like an adult foreign male,
and she did not produce the blade, according to their account,
until he started unrelentingly harassing her. Now that's the story,
(07:19):
and so she gets charged in the adult male harassing
the miner, doesn't This is how you get conquered. I mean,
why is it that a fourteen year old girl has
to do more than a lot of the men in
that damn country to stand up for the women and
girls pushing back? That's my question. I'm gonna tell you what.
This is my country and I had people. I mean,
you see it in Rotheram, in parts of Britain. Tell
(07:43):
for there are different areas in the UK where young
females have been systematically targeted, exploited and trafficked. I mean,
this has been going on for twenty years and we're
not talking about like five or ten your talk, You're
getting into the thousands. That's how bad this is. This
(08:03):
is not a joke, it's not an exaggeration. This is
literally what this is. What is happening and now it's imperiled.
A lot of these the rothruam abuse, the background to it.
It's the whole child's exploitation scandal, and I mean there's
they had over The Guardian said it was over fourteen
(08:27):
hundred young girls, but other news into DC it's higher
than that. The trafficking and the sexploitation, and it's all
Pakistani grooming gangs. I mean without exception. I think that
the lawmakers, the British lawmakers and politicians who didn't do
(08:47):
anything because they were more terrified at being called racist
than they were protecting the girls. I think they're culpable
in all of this. But they said that it had ever.
I mean it was taxi drivers, it was everyone. One
girl who was telling her story to the Telegraph she
was eleven years old and she was stalked and harassed
by Pakistani grooming gang. They said her story is not unique.
(09:09):
She is one of over fourteen hundred children who were
sexually exploited by gangs. And this is the Telegraph. I
want to point out the Telegraph is a very left
leaning paper. They were exploited by gangs that predominantly Pakistani
origin men in Rotherham from nineteen ninety seven to twenty
thirteen until a report finally.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Revealed the scale of abuse they had.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
The National Crime Agency investigation, they identified over three hundred
suspects taxi drivers who were really involved in trafficking. The
victims have come under scrutiny. They had over twenty five
taxi drivers who had their licenses pulled because of it.
There were one hundreds of other taxi drivers, many of
them Pakistani, that were going to protest because they didn't
(09:56):
want to have to install CCTV into their cabs. To
keep kids safe, to keep women safe. This has been
happening so bad. The people didn't do anything. The school
failed her, the law enforcement failed her. All of this and.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
This.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
They get these girls, they get them in compromising situations,
use it against them, and then they get them addicted
to cocaine and amphetamines, and then they rape them, and
then they sell them off to get raped by all
these other men. And this one woman's story is apparently
the story of thousands of girls, over a thousand girls.
(10:40):
So now you understand why it's not unusual for a
young female in the UK to be very uneasy with
the fact that a grown foreign male is following her
and harassing her and recording her to the point where
she feels the need to present a small hatchet. And
(11:01):
I'm gonna tell you something, if this had been in
the United States and someone was aggravating my daughter, that
person would be going back in a body bag to
their family. The UK allowed itself to be raped into submission.
It is the rape of the UK, it is the
(11:23):
rape of Europe. It is a conquering absolutely, and people
were outraged, not even making this up. We've told you
these stories that there would be at all any punishment
of the people who were doing this.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Do you know.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
That One of the defenses was, oh, they just didn't
know their customs are different.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
I kid you.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Not nobody said anything because everybody is so afraid to
be called bigoted or racist. And if you're saying, look,
the gangs of people doing this are literally ninety nine
percent this origin. It's bigoted to what they are doing
to young girls.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
That's bigoted.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
It's not bigoted to accurately observe and call out this
group's crimes. But people didn't want to speak up because
they were more terrified at being accused of the moral
failing that is bigotry or racism. Then they were protecting
their innocent daughters, and this girl had more balls than
(12:41):
any of them to stand up to it.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
So I say, she's a little Boutica.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Lorraine reminds me of when Tommy Robinson was thrown in
a British jail because he exposed this. They were trying
to tell him that he couldn't talk about the grooming
gangs and Rothram and it extended beyond Rath through them,
just so you know, it extended far beyond that and
affected many different areas.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
It is.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
It's incredibly sad. It's so incredibly sad. And so I'm
looking at this, you know, this fourteen year old girl.
We saw the Do we have the video? I don't
know if we can play some of it because there's cussing,
but maybe we can just show it without the volume.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Did he okay? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:24):
So she's her friends with her and she's yelling. They're
yelling at this a grown foreign man to leave them alone,
to stop following them, and he won't, and he keeps
trying to get near her. And it isn't until he
won't leave her alone that she shows him. Okay, I've
got a knife and a hatchet. Leave me alone. She's
the one who gets sighted. If I was that mother,
(13:48):
I'd beat that comms ass. I would Oh my gosh,
it just enrages me. No one's protecting them. Where's anybody
protecting these girls? Where are the men over there? Good heaven,
have some self respect? Of course, you know, I gotta
tell you. Doesn't help the third fourth wave feminism. You know,
(14:10):
a lot of people don't want to step up and
help because y'all remember what happened to Daniel Penney here
in the United States. He stepped up and look what happened.
New York went after him. Nobody wants to be the
hero because heroes are in trouble. So they get in trouble,
they're looked at as, oh, you're being a hero. You're
(14:31):
probably a vigilante or something. And the other girl that
was with the fourteen year old that was targeted, she
was twelve. The fourteen year old was the one that
was cited. The twelve year old wasn't cided. But and
now there's a lot of protests over this, understandably, so
people are protesting what happened? Why were they out and
(14:53):
not out there protecting the streets. I read I saw
on X that now men in Scotland, in and around
Dundee are organizing to patrol the streets to keep it safe.
I mean, it's gotten so bad in the UK that
they can't even put up the They can't even put
up Saint George's Cross. They can put up gossen flags,
(15:15):
but they can't put up the Saint George's Cross. I'm
telling you it's a conquering. There are more than one
ways to conquer a nation. You don't have to use arms,
you don't even have to use violence. You can use
manipulation and extortion. And that's what this is. It's a conquering.
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Speaker 2 (16:30):
Now all of the news you would probably miss. It's
time for Dana's Quick five.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
I have to tell you, Yes, we did see the
Taylor Swift Travis Kelcey engagement thing. No, I am not
going to it's so annoying. I'm just it's not going
to be one of those things that we talk about.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
It's all over.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
It's gonna if you can go and find look at
one of the gossips they're engaged.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
You kind of knew it was coming, did you not, Doyce.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
I don't mean to sound like a killjoy, but it's
just like, Okay, we gotta come on. It doesn't need
to be in the news all the time. Gosh, can
you imagine the coverage of the chiefs. I know, all right,
Uh so let's see this. Ooh, Texas A and M
is going to have a BUCkies. I don't think the
European mind can comprehend BUCkies, really don't. I mean, they've
(17:18):
got like a jerky station. They have a banana pudden wall.
They I was telling a friend of mine who was
not born in the United States as a citizen now
and she was She was just like.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
I just can't believe they have all these things.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Here.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
We go in and they have these old as smoke,
the meats. It's hysterical.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
They it is hysterical when European people go into BUCkies.
It is one of my favorite things ever. But they've
got They're gonna have three campus stores that have Bucky stuff,
and then then they have like a location outside where
people can get I was literally out of BUCkies just
a couple of days ago, went in and uh what
did I get there? I had to get the BUCkies.
(17:58):
Nuggies got me some jerk, you know. I refrained from
the banana pudding wall because that's you know, a lot.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
You said BUCkies Nuggies, but it's beaver nuggets.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
No, we're calling at Bucky's Nuggies. That's what we're calling it, Kane.
We're not calling it that with your Robert Evans glasses
right now. I'm not even dealing with you.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Stop it.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Let's see we also a New Jersey man continues, He
takes a foldable rowboat down the Hudson River.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
To go to his job in New York.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
I mean, okay, there's some places in Sweden where they
do this stuff. He works in New York City, but
he lives in New Jersey and he commutes twelve miles
down the Hudson in a foldable rowboat that he built
with his son. And he has a foldable, foldable bicycle.
He got tired of the commute and wanted something different.
That's going to be a real bummer when it's cold.
It's gonna say, that's going to be a real bummer
(18:48):
for him when it's cold.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
Let's see.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
A homeowner shot and killed twoman in ski masks in
a home invasion who pretended to be officers. So he
saved everybody some money in time, gun save lives. Stick
with us, all right, I gotta tell you, I got to.
I know, we got other serious stuff to get into,
but so you guys know, I'm going to be going
on a boat for the MRC thing, so I'm gonna
be out next week. It's a large boat and I
(19:13):
don't do boats. I don't do cruises because it's it's
oh yeah, I'm for the audio listeners. That was Trump's
building behind them. I don't do cruises because it's weird,
and I just don't. And so, m it's weird because
you're I barely tolerate being on a plane and going
(19:36):
on a cruise, you're you know, we're going up into
a very Nordic area, so hopefully everybody's going to be
too cold to be ill behaved. But it's for the
MRC Media Research Center, which is a great organization. Uh
and UH happy to support them. They do amazing stuff.
They do NewsBusters, all of this. But I gotta tell
you so I had to get don't laugh at me.
(19:57):
You know, I work out and i'm you know, I
like being out doors, but I don't hike. I'm not
a hiker. Right, Everyone's like, you gotta have hiking boots.
You're going to Norway, you gotta have hiking boots because
we're gonna be up in the Fjords. It's like money,
python pie. He's pining for the Fjords. Oh, he's pining
for the Furords. Dizzy can't even pronounce half of where
we're going. Very excited about the smoke salmon though. Anyway,
(20:21):
So I had to get like hiking shoes. Now, Dana's
pretty easy going, but there's certain things that I get
real boogie about, Okay, like skincare and like shoes. I'm
very boogie. I want to be comfortable. And so we
go into one of those like outdoor stores. I don't
want to give anybody free advertising. They can pay. Oh,
we go into one of those outdoor stores. You know,
(20:42):
it's where they have like the camping and the climbing
stuff and the biking stuff. There was a guy there
blessed his heart fell over on a bike right in
the middle of the store, right as we walked in. Anyway,
everybody in that store looked like they were just literally
getting ready to run out and go climb the mount
or mountain bike somewhere. Is there a rule where you
(21:05):
go into one of these outdoor stores where you have
to be wearing all the stuff that they have in
there already?
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Is that a rule?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Can you do you remember when we went to Seattle
and we went out there for a market visit, and
we get off the plane and it was as if
everyone was about to leave the airport and go into
the mountains and hike with sasquatch.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Right, No, I think it was Portland. But yes, you're
absolutely right. You're absolutely right.
Speaker 3 (21:34):
It was one of the craziest things I've ever seen.
We felt out of place.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
We were telling each other like, everybody here is like
they're getting ready to go into the mountains.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
It's very weird.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
The hotel, yeah, remember that hotel?
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Oh yeah, the hotel was? Was that that hotel that
was the one where it had was like twin Peaks.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
I was digging it because it was like twin Peaks
and that was totally my jam. So I'm in this
outdoor store, can I kid you not?
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Every every every body in the store, it was as
if they were about ready to go and hike up
some mountain that we don't have because we're in Dallas.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
It was the weirdest thing I've ever seen in my life.
And you know, there was a couple of things that
I had to get, including some hiking boots because I
don't hike if you hike, I love that for you.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
I love that journey for you.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
It's not my jam, just not my thing. It's glorified walking.
I'm totally you know, there's certain things and I like
going out and harvesting for nature.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Nature.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
I like going out and shopping in nature, Like that's
meat for my fridge, and that's my Christmas sausage, and
that's my rug, and this is this, and you know,
and then I go back to my hotel with electricity
totally fine. And I don't care about getting dirty or
none of that. But I just, you know, we invented
the house and running water, and I like to go
back to these things. So because we're humans and I
(23:00):
appreciate all the things our ancestors have done for us.
So I'm in here and I'm you know, looking at
these hiking boots. They're all hideous. Go for the love,
but you know, you had to kid the ones that
are most comfortable. I have no idea what I'm gonna
be doing. We could we might be on a glacier.
I have no clue. I might be I don't know
I'm gonna I was like, look, I want to see
some staved churches creepy blonde kids and a troll. That's
(23:23):
what I want to see when I'm up here in
Norway and have some of that delicious salmon. I'm all
about that beautiful country. And so everybody in there, I kine.
I felt so out of place because I went in
in my TV wear and I was dressed real nice yesterday.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Y'all didn't see the whole outfit, but it was. It
was nice.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
It was brown, which is weird for me because you
know everything, I have five thousand of these black T shirts.
So I was the only person who is not like
all kitted out. And I swear to you there was
somebody with a backpack on that they brought into a
store that had the rock climbing stuff all over it already,
and I'm.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Like, are you it's flat where we are for a while?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Were they returning?
Speaker 4 (24:05):
No?
Speaker 1 (24:06):
They It's like they legit came in and they had
on the sports sandals. And I'm not going to go
into that because I have some family members that wear
those and I don't want to have the drama of
dealing with that after the show. All I will say
is that it legit looked like they were just just
(24:27):
dropped out of an airplane coming from Mount Kilimanjaro and
they were in this outdoor store. I was the only
person who was dressed like a person that just did
not come off a mountain.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Is that a thing? I'm not joking you guys.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Everybody in there, although there was one person who looked
like a prospector. But I felt like, I'm like, nobody
comes in here. Do you have to show that you
are outdoors? You go home first and change into all
your outdoor stuff and then bring it in like, yeah,
I'm just here to add on to my stuff.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
I don't know. It was very.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Interesting to go fishing and camping on occasion, but I
don't bring my fishing pole when I'm shopping for more
fish and stuff.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
I've seen people with lures on their hats.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
Yeah, that's that's not too unusual in.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
The store, like on a weekday, Like what are you doing?
I don't know? Is I just it's like a whole culture.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
And then they had a bulletin board where it's like
this is how you pack a backpack and I'm like, what.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
I mean, I can help you with that?
Speaker 1 (25:24):
What do you what's the struggle here, what do you
They had all this other you know, like how to eat,
you know, wildfire all this, and that's great if people
I have friends who are they actually do survivalist stuff
on the weekends, and that's great and I love that
for them. But this felt so corporate, you know what
I mean. It felt so corporate and so try hard
(25:46):
like it wasn't the real thing. It was just a
corporatized version of what people really do.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
It was just weird to me. It might be too judgmental,
I might be. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
It was just really weird. It was, you know, very
different culture shocked for me. So you know, everyone like, well,
when you're out in the day and you're not because
we have sessions and you know, we I'll be speaking
and doing some stuff on this trip, and then a
couple of times, you know, in the week during the day,
you get to just basically go run out into the fewords.
I guess, I don't know, I'm gonna fall off a
(26:15):
mountain or something.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Who knows.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
I'm gonna come back with a troll. I'm gonna capture
a troll, bring it back. It'll be a studio troll.
So's it'll be interesting. I'll give you, guys updates free
subscribers over a chapter and verse. You the subscribers are
gonna be able to follow along a little bit with
some of it. I've never been that far north before either, guys.
It was seventy six this morning in Texas, and I
(26:36):
bought built the fire. If it wasn't my husband yelling
at me, like, stop it. It's seventy six. It's gonna
be eighty something today. I'm like, that's cold. It's cold here, sir,
it's cold. It's gonna be cold up there, and then
the days last a lot longer, so it's gonna be
very can It'll be very different, very different. I'm gonna
be freezing to death wrapped up in sweaters and mittens,
(26:57):
and I'm gonna look like Ralfie's little brother from a
Christmas store perpetually on every outing. That's what it's gonna
look like. So it'll be uh, it's gonna be a
lot of fun. Yeah, I'm not gonna be able. I'm
and like, I'm looking at the hiking pans and all
the hiking pants they make your butt licute, and then
like your I don't know why they're tapered like that.
They make women look like they're they're tomatoes on toothpicks.
(27:18):
I don't get it. I just I've got a lot
of questions about some of the stuff. Thanks for tuning
in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Tooth podcast.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
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