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October 20, 2025 22 mins
Dana recaps the craziest moments from the “No Kings” rallies over the weekend including multiple death threats from extreme leftists.  Meanwhile, thieves steal expensive jewels from The Louvre museum in broad daylight. Was this an inside job?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsored by Keltech.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's his laugh mission to make bad decisions.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
It's time for Florida man.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Man. We got some crazy headlines this one though. I mean,
the guy committed a crime and I'm tempted to say no,
but he did bring the car back that he stole
because there was a kid in it. So a Florida
man was accused of stealing a vehicle at a gas
station and then he immediately returned it once he discovered
there was a child inside. Fifty three year old William

(00:36):
Mullis was arrested after he stole a car at gas
station in Brevard County. There's surveillance footage of it. There's
no question there was a one year old in the
backseat while the owner winside the convenience store. I guess
to pay. He's seen throwing the car to reverse, backing
it into the parking lot as the mother who drove
the car rushes to the driver's side door. He was
seen fleeing the area on foot, later arrested. He's behind

(00:57):
bars with no bond. I it's not worth it. Parents
take him inside. It is not worth it. It is
not worth it. It is not worth it. It is
not worth it. I cannot say it enough. We do
not live in the world that we lived in forty
whatever years ago, when your parents could do it. It's
not the same. You can't do that. Also, let's see
here a Oh my gosh, I don't want to read

(01:21):
the dog one. I know about the guy.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
The deed was done last year or so, so you.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Guys are, oh gosh, I can't even stand. They passed
a lot of laws in Florida about this. You remember
the sweet pop that was tied to a fence to drown.
He was abandoned during a hurricane, During Hurricane Milton. Remember,
the guy was cleared. The guy accused of doing it
was cleared of charges. He should never be allowed to
own an animal again. Child he tied this, Giovanni Garcia's

(01:51):
third degree felony charge was thrown out when they said
they didn't have enough sufficient evidence to verify that he
was responsible. You got to be kidding me. It was
a bull terrier pup truck. The pup's name was Trooper.
He was barking desperately for help. He was in stomach water,
stomach deep water. Hurricane Milton was dumping tons of rain
he got. He was saved, Thank Heavens and re home.

(02:12):
But the guy who did it, you can't. You gotta
be kidding me. Oh my gosh, Fates, do your thing, man,
do your thing. This is horrible seeing. Now let's talk
about the Florida man who has dubbed the Cuban Tarzan,
who said he caught a record sized iguana. I love this.
Oh my gosh. They have a real iguana problem down
there because I guess people got them as pets and

(02:34):
then they let them loose and now like they're they
got to round them up. Florida man who goes by
the nickname literally of Cuban Tarzan, he apparently got one
of the biggest iguanas ever seen in the state. Miami
New Times says Andrew Morales, who tracks. That's his job.
He tracks and removes the animals. It is the length
of his body and this guy's over six feet uh
it legit looks like a godzilla. Florida Fish and Wildlife

(02:57):
confirmed that they can reach five feet in length and
way up to seventeen pounds. This thing looks like it's
about seventeen pounds. That it's pretty that's pretty crazy. Man alive.
That's something else. Also, let's see here I got a
gouple of other ones. A. We also have the Florida
man who was arrested for online threats against his employer Amazon.

(03:20):
That's never a smart thing to do anything like that.
And they have some very they have some This was
under the Rick Scott regime, but they have laws on
that stuff, particularly Florida Enhancement for charges things like that
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Speaker 4 (04:45):
That's on the weekend.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
The new king for Princess.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
I think it's a joke. I looked at the people
if they're not representative of this country. And I looked
at all the brand new science paid for he I
guess it was paid for by Sorrows and other radical
left lunatics. It looks like it was. We're checking it out.
The demonstrations were very small, very ineffective, and the people
who are worked out when you look at those people,

(05:09):
those are not representative but the people of our country to.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
The outside San Francisco.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
I'm not a king. I'm not a king. I work
my ass off to make our country great. That's all
it is. I'm not a king at all.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
I mean, think about it. How in the world are
you having a no King's protest? The reason if there
was a king, you wouldn't be able to have it right,
I mean, think about in monarchy everywhere else. My gosh,
if you say something mean in the UK, they come
and arrest you. I don't like what you said on
the Twitter's kine. Oh God, to send the parties, going.

Speaker 5 (05:45):
To send the bobbies to come and get you, take
you away forever.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Welcome back to the program, Daniel with you. I have
no idea what's happening. It's fall, it's not ony eleveny degree,
so we're all in a little bit better mood. You
don't realize we slaved away for you under these lights.
You know, it's not all like you know, glittering kittens.
It's really not joking. Welcome back. You can also join
the chat at Rumble and check us watch us do

(06:11):
the radio show Channel three forty seven Direct TV. But yeah,
the no Kings thing, I didn't. I didn't have anything
interrupted this weekend, Kane. Most of it was legal study
because I got a debate coming up, and then I
did partake of a bit of october Fest, per my
husband's German heritage because he has to wear the hat
and the hole. He does the whole. He's cherry German.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
I had chicken wings and watch football. Nothing was interrupted.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
I had schnitzel and strutel and a bunch of other things.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
And I'm jealous.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Yeah, all the German carbs, all of them. And then
an ACDC cover band because you know it's Texas. God
bless America. But I didn't see any no Kings stuff.
I don't even think I saw anybody with anybody with
blue hair? Did you see Did you have your any
activities interrupted by no King stuff? Kane? No, not at all, Steve,
I'm curious. You're out there on the Eastern seaboard, in

(07:06):
the armpit of America in DC. Beautiful architecture, though where
did you have any of your weekend activities interrupted by
any multiple colored hair people in the streets.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
I went golfing in the morning, so I was able
to get out of there before it started, and I
stayed out of it.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Look at your smart man, smart It's like also the
most East Coast thing I think I've ever heard. It
was golfing in the morning, just stayed away from the
protest till then it's smart. Yeah, I didn't see apparently
they were out and about. I did see some photos.
We do have some video. There's one video, and I'm
gonna we're and we're gonna switch here and get into
some of this other stuff too. But I wanted to

(07:41):
call out we're Oh goodness, it was the one. We
have a million of them. We have a lot of
really good audio today. It's like cut eleventy million, thousand kine.
But it's the I guess they're not into gun control
anymore because they were talking about shooting people. I'm not kidding.
They were talking about that. And then you also had Yeah,
this is this is audio sound bite twenty three. This

(08:04):
is in Seattle. So the No Kings guy, he's talking
about killing people already. Can they go for a day
without obsessing over killing people? Listen?

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Who are you gonna kill a Nazis?

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Who do you mine is a Nazi? What you mean
it's in this in this context? Who is a Nazi?

Speaker 2 (08:24):
So you're gonna kill Steven Miller who had a chance? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Wow, I don't put someone I'd say on camera.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Bro, there's the picnic blanket lady. Wow, you know why
they say this? Stuff on camera and they don't care
because they haven't been able to be touched until now
because there was no accountability in law and order was
there was none of it, not no accountability. I mean,
my gush. You had leftist burning down churches in DC
and people got wrists slapped. There's I tweeted out one

(08:53):
over the weekend as well where someone was talking about
shooting someone else. It was I think it was like
Portland or Seattle. I had reposted it on x and
it's video of a guy saying talking about how you
got to get a gun and go and start killing.
I mean, I'm not kidding. This is some of the
stuff that they were talking about at these things. It's
it's wild and twenty four cut twenty four. This lady

(09:17):
had no idea, no idea what she was talking about.
This is some common ayerous word salad level check this.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
So what brings you out today?

Speaker 3 (09:28):
No King's Day?

Speaker 2 (09:30):
And why specifically are you out supporting No Kings Day?

Speaker 3 (09:33):
I think protest is important.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Why are you protesting?

Speaker 3 (09:40):
How much time do you have, oh dear, A.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Couple of minutes, Andy, what's the main reason you're at
your protesting? President Trump?

Speaker 3 (09:47):
You with a lot of the decisions that are being made.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Is there any decision in particular you disagree with?

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Where?

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Okay, so I would start.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
With, yeah, well, yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
I don't even think I don't even think it's appropriate
for me to have this interview.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
What because you don't know what you're talking about? In Chicago,
they had sorry, this was in Chicago. I put this in.
I had tweeted this over the weekend where they had
one of the one of the leaders, one of the activists,
speaking in front of a and he said, you gotta
grab a gun, and you got to turn guns on
the fascist system. I mean, can we have a day

(10:32):
without liberal violence?

Speaker 4 (10:34):
No?

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Do we have this? Go ahead and place this is rough. Listen,
you gotta grab a gun.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
We gotta turn around the cuds of this fascist system.
These ice Asians gotta get shot and wipe up.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Wow. So wait, I got a question. So that was
in Chicago. So they're not for gun control anymore?

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Interesting?

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (10:59):
What?

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Okay? Yeah, all right, I see what you're violent, vio.
I really feel like leftists always, I don't know. I mean,
when they tell you that they want you dead, you
need to believe them. Guys. You need to believe them.
I'm just saying this is how the left has always
been for forever with this stuff. Oh my gosh, there's
more though, too. We got so much. Then there's audio.

(11:22):
This is cut twenty nine and no King's protester with
a Mexican flag. Watch what she does with here. This
is cut twenty nine.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
You never heard a.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Classy, pretind correct thing. Just disgusting. I have never and
I have some people on the right that get mad
at me, because when I get mad, I there's no
going back. It takes a lot to get me really enraged,
like truly enraged. I've never been so angry that I

(11:59):
or on reasonable or without ration, that I thought that
the only way that I could be clearly heard was
through violence, and I have never been. I can separate
a person from a political belief unless they want a disarmy,
and then it's on. If you disagree with me on taxation,

(12:23):
you're horribly mathematically illiterate, But that's okay. You know, I'll
pray for you. If you disagree with me on things
like EVS or you know, a number of domestic policy issues.
I just do not feel whatever they feel that gets

(12:43):
me wound up to a point where I would behave
that way when you lose control, think about this. People
who lose control of their emotions are weak. Now that's
not to say you should be a robot and never
demonstrate or exhibit any kind of emotional empathy at all,
But people who lose their cool like this are weak.

(13:07):
Acting with emotion like that is not a sign of strength.
It's a lack of complete self discipline. It is a weakness.
It's it's sad. I see a lot of very weak constitution,
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Speaker 2 (14:42):
And now all of the news you would probably miss.
It's time for Danta's Quick five.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
I have questions. New York City Wikipedia conference was halted
when a quote non offending pedophile end quote stormed a
stage and pointed to the gun at his head. Yeah.
Connor Weston twenty seven apparently had a revolver and he
said I'm a non contact pedophile. They had a Wiki

(15:08):
conference staff had to tackle and disarmament. He was taken
into custody. Uh, what is non offending. I don't even
stop it. I honestly think some people are like, I'm
gonna be I'm gonna I'm gonna be transparent and say
this kind of stuff because they're as a tactic to
mainstream this depravity. It's really what it is. Uh, Let's see,

(15:29):
poor seniors are dying up to nine years sooner than
the wealthier ones. And then USA today is like how
to not be one of them? Make money? You know,
a lot of it is about preventive care too, and
I feel like the article really glosses over that in
favor of establishing a narrative that's very Marxist in terms
of cash flow. But I digress. Your lawn wants you
to mow your fall leaves, says an expert. They're saying,

(15:53):
put down the rake. They said that the tedious shore
of raking leaves don't do it, and it's and that
you can just mow them into your yard. I don't know, Yeah,
it is. I don't know why people don't do that. Anyway,
That's always been a big thing with like my folks.
The next year or two, yeah, I mean your true
true point also true six. Oh, I don't even know

(16:17):
what this is. I will One of the things we
are going to talk about later though, is and I'll
play the video later. A whale shark reached the shores
of Gaza. I didn't know all about the whale shark thing.
They're like apparently very rare, and apparently this whale shark
it got close to the Gozen shore. It's very rare.
It's a symbol of wonder all this kind of stuff.

(16:38):
And it took the Gosins like twenty minutes to pull
it out of the water and beat it to death.
It's on video. Actually, should we play the video that
we have a second? We should maybe? Yeah, we got it.
It's cut eleventy thousand, it's actually cut forty three. Yeah,
this is what we're talking about. Pulled out of the
sea by fishermen and then this happened, so it's totally dead.

(17:01):
It's like a wonder of the world. This there's there's
some people were saying that they don't know if it
was hunted or if it was pulled ashore. Regardless, it
was butchered apparently, and uh, there's a lot of reactions
to it. It's an endangered whale shark and they're not

(17:21):
normally near the coast in the Mediterranean, near the course
of Israel or Gaza, and it's the it's like, you know,
largest fish in the world basically, so there that's kind
of sad. It finally goes up. It's not Jaws, it's
you know, people done it, done it. Oh no, you're
in the shores of You're near the shallows of the Mediterranean.
Go the other way. Can we talk about the louver

(17:44):
for a moment. I just who's in charge of security
over there? Who does that panther? Apparently it gets crazier,
so the alarm, I don't know if you this is wild,
the alarm for the louver that connected the window door.

(18:06):
So the burglars, if you are not following the story, literally,
in broad daylight, in the span of four minutes, a
group of thieves came in two hundred and seventy yards
from the Mona Lisa and stole all of these like
jewels that were in Napoleon's family right, stole all of
these like super expensive jewels, and the loops closed. They

(18:28):
rode a basket, lift up the outside of it, forced
open a window, got in there, smashed the display cases,
and then they fled with all this fancy stuff, right,
they got all kind of stuff that they stole, Jewels
that you know were going to be just broken up
and immediately just parsed out. They eighty seven hundred eight diamonds,

(18:50):
thirty four sapphires, thirty eight emeralds, and two hundred and
twelve pearls stolen, the pearl and diamond tiara kne of
Empress Eugenie, the large diamond Corsage Beau the Brute known
as the Reliquy of Impress Eugenie, imperal emerald necklace from
the Marie Luise Peru. And then you add a whole

(19:10):
bunch of other stuff. Uh wow, they got the crown.
They dropped a crown on their way out and it
was damaged. A lot of these, they said are They
can't even estimate how valuable they are there, and they
said they're all unsellable because their world renowned. So they're
going to have to destroy all of these pieces and
resell the stones. That's what they're doing, because you can't

(19:32):
just like resell like the necklace. Everyone's gonna know it's
been stolen. This is going to be a lot of money.
What gets me is how in the world. This was
able to happen. So this is what the louver. This
is the actual museum. This is what they said. They
tweeted this today.

Speaker 5 (19:49):
After the robbery is that the Louf suffered yesterday. The
museum regrets to inform you that it will remain close
to the public today. Visit those who have already booked
tikis it would be really funded after the robbery came.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
You mean the robbery in which someone literally got into
a basket like a group of kittens and were hauled
up the side of the Loof and then they busted
in a window like in front of everybody. But they
were all in high viz vests apparently, And what is
it does that if you see somebody in a high
viz vest, are you just like, Oh, that person's official.

(20:28):
That's an official person doing official business. They're doing official
Loof stuff. Doude, I am fascinated by this stuff. It
is one of the funniest I mean, it's I don't
think they're ever going to get any of these jewels back,
but I mean, guys, they got in a basket and
they hauled it up old style up the side of

(20:48):
the building. What in the world and no one saw.
No one saw. Now, some people were saying that, like
the story, the alarm that was connected, it had been
out of service. Apparently they turned off the alarm on
the little window door because of a repeated false triggers came.

(21:11):
Oh so the burglars knew that it wasn't working.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
So don't fix the triggers, just leave the alarm off.

Speaker 5 (21:19):
Yeah, oh no, we should not fix what is trigger
is the alarm? We should Oh no, no, we should
lease the alarm off.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
We let's go get a bag. Well, instead of fixing it,
let's just don't plug it. Whoa, whoa, I don't know.
I got I think that there was an inside job.
I think that somebody on the inside was working with them,
because how do you not. I'm just I don't know.

(21:49):
I don't know, man, So they I guess it's still
close today. But that's a lot of jewels. That is
some real Yeah you know that meme? H. I don't
know if you guys have seen this before. It is
a meme of a door lock, like one of the
latch locks, but instead of the metal latch, there's a

(22:09):
cheeto in place. This is like the security of the
louver apparently.

Speaker 5 (22:15):
Oh no, no, just don't fix it. Just put that cheeto.
Oh is it Cheetoh we'll keep oz of people.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Oh we we that's I don't know, man, but why
is this so closed though? I'm curious, Like that's a
pretty big thing.

Speaker 5 (22:28):
Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's
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