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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsored by Celtech. It's
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Speaker 2 (00:12):
It's time for Florida man well. A Florida man was
arrested on Halloween while already wearing a prison inmate costume
that he was already dressed for it. According to Port
Saint Lucy, the man was arrested after he was a
found driving under the influence the early hours of October thirty.
First video shows the driver doing a sobriety test after
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he was stopped by police on the drive home from
a party, dressed for rest already. So that's why would
somebody do that and drive? I mean, like, first off,
why just you know, for the danger that it poses,
but also why would you do it knowing that you
could potentially be stopped and that there would probably be
an outsized presence of law enforcement on Halloween night? Right?
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That's just stu just stupid. A Florida woman was charged
because she tried to kidnap a child from a grandmother
at a shell gas station. She really needs to pluck
her eyebrows. Ivanna Nobile, thirty eight, was arrested after she,
according to Broward Sheriff's office, the boy's grandmother parked, and
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apparently as she pulled up the gas station and parked,
nobile approached. The grandmother made an unclear statement that involved
like an identification card, opened the rear door, grabbed the
kid's arm and said, I'm taking him, she says the child.
She said, the child is the wrong color to be
with this woman. That was her quote. So the grandmother intervened.
Multiple witnesses and surveillance footage all corroborated the incident. The
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child had no visible injuries, so she faces charges a
false imprisonment of a child in burglary and apparently she's
also held on an immigration hold because she's not even
in the country legally. Who would have thought so. Thankfully,
the boy's okay, she's lucky that she didn't get whooped
by that grandmother in the shell station parking lot. Got
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to say, and let's see you got one more. Well, tomorrow,
I'll have to tell you about the guy who made
forty five calls to police because his wife was in
jail and he thought that was the way to free her.
And then he threatened to shoot an officer and ended
up behind bars himself. Yeah, so he had he had
a bit of a bit of a big day. I'll
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tell you about him tomorrow because I don't think I'm
gonna have enough time to share that fool story with you.
I want to get into the UK terror story because
this is crazy. Two people decided to go have a
stab off in the train station in the UK. This
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is a really sad story. I'm gonna pull this up
because I read a report where they said terrified passengers
were locking themselves in the train's bathroom just to try
to get away from all of this. They have a
counter terror probe now to investigate this. A knife rampage
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that left nine people fighting for their lives. Two people
were arrested on seeing ten victims were rushed to the hospital.
They said that it was a major incident. They had
counter terrors in police, but they won't say that it's
terrorism and it I mean crazy, there's all kinds. The
videos are horrible. There's some videos out there. They had
cars racing. They police had a taser a man who
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had a very large knife and this guy was just
can you imagine being stuck on a train and somebody's
stabbing everybody? How many people does it take to gravidude
who's stabbing people. I mean, I'm just wondering, like how,
I can't imagine you'd get your next snapped trying that
in Texas. Oh my gosh, you'd get your next snap
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right off your body. There's no way, there's no way
you might stab somebody, but you're gonna get mrked this.
I mean, they have no way to defend themselves over there.
I was telling Kane earlier that if you're using like
a taser or mace or something like that, the penalty
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for using that actually is equal to that of penalty
for sexual assault. It's pretty insane what is happening in
the UK. This is what happens when you don't have assimilation.
That's what happens when the guy who one of the
guys who was stabbed apparently in this train tack, this
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train attack, was a trash guy who's a husband and
a dad, and he was walking his dog near the
train and I guess it all spilled out and he
ended up being killed. It was the guy. One of
the perpetrators, they said, was a twenty two year old
Afghan who came here illegally on a truck and then
he was granted leave to remain by UK government. Wow. Wow.
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And then this train brutal mass attack is what they said.
But you know, heaven forbid we start looking. They identified
one of the guys that thirty two year old British male,
and then the guy who did all the I mean,
because they had two attacks like it within days. I mean,
this is insane. Thirty two year old guy stabs eleven
people on a train. What is happening over there? I've
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heard people say that they don't feel safe traveling over there.
In parts of London, there was a story of a
young girl as who was incredibly distraught. The attacker tried
to get at her, but there was an older man
that gotten away and he ended up getting slashed on
his forehead. But they said that everybody was trying to
run out of the train as it stopped at Huntingdon
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and it was just pure panic. There were some people
who were really behaving heroically and they also got ended
up getting you know, slashed, but thankfully they weren't killed.
This is I mean, I don't know, I don't know.
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I am amazed at this. Now you gotta wear what
you're gonna have to wear. Stab vests, those vests that
prevent the knife from like actually piercing you or people
gonna have to wear that on the train. I don't know.
They had another guy who was arrested because he was
making threats with the knife. I guess they didn't put
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their knives in those boxes that were on the street corners. Cane. Yeah,
you just need one, yeah the train, Yeah, just need
one there right there. The uh guy that led the stabbing,
they're they're calling them all British, but I don't know. Uh,
the press was like making him out like he was
some Welsh choir boy. No, he was an older just
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the hunting and sabbing suspects. They were both being called British.
The thirty two year old was a black mail and
I think I don't know if immigrated to the UK
or born in the UK. They haven't released that, but
he's considered to be the only suspect at this point.
They released the other guy with no further action. They
determined that the second guy was not involved with the attack.
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But I don't know. I you can't tell me honestly,
because every single attack that they've had, whether it's been
people like they're in a vehicle and they're driving a
vehicle across a bridge, running into pedestrians. In fact, we
when one of my kids was in high school, their
class took a trip to London and it was all
about the same time that a terrorist decided to this
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is near Big Ben. Just drive a truck a loore
like plowed into a bunch of tourists on the bridge
near Big Ben. Remember that story, King, And what was
the guy who's from Afghanistan? I can't remember his background.
He was not born in u He was in the
legal immigrant that was granted again another story where they're
allowed to stay and then this happens. How are you
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getting a license to drive a truck around too? If
that if that's your status, maybe they have a gavenus
and policy over there. I just you know, I'm telling you,
I think Britain's lost. The other thing that really struck me,
and I know I talked about this when we were
when we were in Norway, we were way, way, way,
way way deep into the fjords and Shoulden Fjord, the
longest deepest fjord in all of Norway. And at the
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very end of that fjord is a little town, a
little tiny town. It looks like something out of Frozen
called Shoulden and even all the way up there, and
there's only a couple hundred people in this village, which
I think, by the way, is only accessible in the winter,
maybe through boat or dog sled, because the road is
just a little tiny, like barely kept up as fault road.
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Maybe helicopter. It's very I mean, it is a pretty
mountain mountain terrain. It's a fjord. And there I ended
up seeing and gossen stuff hanging in the windows of
home up there, like the quote unquote Palestinian like Hamas stuff.
How in the world. I just it's how widespread all
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of this stuff is this this I mean, this is terror.
This is terrorism. But they decided that they were going
to get it now on a train. You can even
ride the train. The guy was he was an Afghan.
So this is this story. Hold up because now it's
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all reflected on care Starmer. I just almost got distracted
here by a survey on his popularity. The issue of
this guy. So this dog walker that I was talking about,
so this is a separate This is a forty nine
year old guy was walking his dog and he was
savagely attacked and I'm not watching the video. He died
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right in the street. Another man was slashed, a fourteen
year old boy was slashed, and the guy who did
it was an Afghan national who was here illegal, who's
in the UK illegally, and he had stabbed multiple people
in mid This is literally just a few days, like
two days before the train attack. What in the world.
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This is becoming so commonplace now and they have all
of these front door cameras that caught all of it.
It is gruesome. This guy just was out. I mean,
he stabbed this guy to death, this dad walking his dog.
But he was granted he came here illegally on the
back on a truck and he was granted stay by
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the government. They knew nothing about his character, nothing about
his if he had a criminal record, they don't know.
They don't know any of this. It's all honor system.
People show up on the shores, they have no paperwork,
and if you don't accept it, then you're the bad person.
That's like what the left in the United States tries
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to tell you. If you don't accept these people coming
from Venezuela, then you're the bad person. Even though and
I've been to the border. I've seen it that a
lot of the documentation that's turned over to border control
is fraudulent. In fact, they were telling me a story
when they had people giving them documents. They said that
there was something like fifteen to like fifteen to seventeen
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Speaker 1 (12:39):
Now all of the news you would probably miss. It's
time for Data's quick five.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Disease ridden monkey that escaped from a research facility and
it was it had all of the everything, like COVID
aids everything. Do you remember this like it was? I
guess it was like a test monkey. Anyway, it got
out of a there was like an accident that got
out of the truck. It was in Jasper County, Mississippi.
So a mother her kid sees this monkey running in
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the backyard and she decides to take matters into her
own hands. Her sixteen year old said, there's a weird
monkey running in the yard outside. It was near Heidelberg, Mississippi.
She got out of bed, graber gun stepped outside. She
saw it about sixty feet away. She dropped it. She said,
I just I shot at it and it stood there.
I shot again. He backed up and that's when he fell.
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They confirmed that it was the crazy diseased monkey. They
had to actually get like a special bio team out
there to even take it in. Isn't that crazy? Look
good on this mom for doing that. That's amazing. Yeah,
they took they took it. It's gross, but they It
was a truck carrying these test monkeys that overturned on
the highway near Am.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I wrong to think that this was probably intentional in
some way to release a diseased monkey.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
We already did that with Nick Fuente?
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Yeah, let's see. Heg Seth repuff fifty like where that came?
F Oh? I got more today? Heg Seth replaces two
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Were these any of the ones that were in skirts
with lipstick? I'm curious, I just you know, I'm curious. Dodgers.
When the World Series become the first to bat first
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back to back World Series champions twenty five years, look
how excited we all are. We're like, yeah, it's Great
World Series. It's not God's team. It World Series doesn't
exist unless the Cardinals are playing in it. Dana, don't
you like baseball? I like Cardinals baseball. There's a difference,
all right, there's a difference. Cuomo and Sliwa are clothes.
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This is stupid. That's older're closing the gap on. Ma'm donnie, No,
they're not. Let's see flight delays, air they're not flight
delays airports. Disruption fears grow as the government shut down
drags on. You know, there is a chance I may
not make it to Chicago. I hope air traffic control
doesn't have my plane run into another plane. Dane, you're
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so morbid. Yes I am. Although I don't want to
go out like that. I want to go out by asteroid,
you know what I mean, like I wanted or aliens.
Everything else is just an insult. I mean, I'd be
way fine if it was like an alien war and
I was a casualty in the alien war. Now that's
nas right, let's see. Oh this is I'm going to
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come back to this. Views of capitalism are slipping, but
socialism is still unpopular. They're trying to give it a makeover.
That's what all of this is, Like Mandani is too
Democrat politics, like what some of the stuff on the
Woke Reich is with Republican politics. It's the same thing.
It's just different sides of the same old just nasty
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is under investigation, really intentional. They said they saw two
people fleeing the Goldenson Building in Boston early Saturday morning.
There were no injuries. I did it have to do
with animal testing or diseases or biolabs, And I mean
they were wearing face masks. They I mean, it looks
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like they just decided to go to a military surplus
store and buy the black stuff and put it on
except for their goofy little face mask. But the FBI
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I speaking of cancelation. So on the right, it's now
you got the woke right fighting with everybody else, and
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they're trying to say that if you disagree with debating
fuint as this defeated ideology, then you're for I don't
know anybody who's for cancelation. Was this is all about identity,
identity politics, the intersectionality right, making idols of like race
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and everything else in creed et cetera. I know we
play this before this is cut forty five. I can't
believe I'm saying cut forty five. That's many audio sunbodys
we have today? Is this cancelation? This is the way
to handle identity politics. By the way, watch this.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
What does it mean to be an American? Is it
a skin color or something else?
Speaker 3 (18:16):
So there's the current idea of what it means according
to you know, the heart Seller Immigration Act, and you
know all this both that you guys view. But if
you go back to the original founding fathers, they intended
this to be a European nation for white men of
good stock in character.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Can you show me where in the United States Constitution it.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Says that it wasn't in the constitution.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
It wasn't in a constitution because they didn't believe it.
Then allow them to have the mic. Let me ask
you another question, sir, what phrase constitution? And they made
it serplicitly clear. What does the phrase e plorabus una mean?
What does the phrase e plorabus una mean?
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Why is that relevant?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Because it was on every founding document and presidential sale
from our founding document, which means out of many one
and your ideology is not conservative, it is right wing.
Identitarian has no place in the conservative movement, my friend.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
That is the way that you handle identity politics. By
the way, you have to remember that immigration at that time,
it was it was coming from Europe. That's what they
were discussing. It was it was coming in from from Europe.
And there was also a lot of debate over slavery,
et cetera. But Charlie's right, it wasn't in the Constitution
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of the United States. It wasn't in that and that's
something that is completely that's I can't tell you how
many times I've actually seen those words written on X
That is the way. Can you can you imagine Charlie
Kirk had more courage than a lot of the clout
chasing commentariat class. That is the way that you deal
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with that. Now, is that cancelation? Is that cancelation? Kane?
How dare he canceled? I was canceled. You weren't canceled, buddy,
You're all right, I was canceled. That's not cancelation. That
is an idea that has been defeated by fact, that's
what that is. But a lot of left think that,
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And I've seen people use this against others just in
regular discussion, Like even in my Facebook comments, people are, oh,
you want to cancel someone they like? Accuse you people
of wanting to do that simply because you've already seen
these ideas litigated and defeated. Why should you waste time
watching them litigated and defeated. Again, that's not cancelation, that's
just history and precedent. But people who think politics begin
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the day they were born don't recognize this anyway. I
thought that was very interesting. No one's saying that Charlie
canceled anybody. We're I think all of this is designed,
and we're going to explore this in bits and pieces
throughout the days to come. But I think what a
lot of us are wanting to prevent is this reduction
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of everything right and left to be exemplified by like
the Mam Donnie's versus like the found does is you
know what I mean, that's where we're going if we
don't do a course correction. That's why I always see
when when, and again I can be very machiavellian. But
I also think that you have to have an intellectual mooring,
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and you need to have a motivation for why you're
doing what you're doing. I mentioned this before in a
great conversation I have with Brent Bozell, where he was
saying that he's concerned we were talking about the intellectual
moorings of activism and things like that. You always have
to have a place that you know, you're that you're
you're coming from. A lot of this is just about
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a blind rush to grab power. If you're not advocating
for a set of beliefs, and if you're not trying
to conserve things like individual liberty, and this is just
about getting power, then what guides the power? How can
you trust the people pulling the levers if they're only
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motivated by getting power and there's no other motivation. There
are a lot of bad things that have come up
in an absence of a principle, an absence of godly
motivation or belief. Bad things happen when things turn into
just a power grab. And I want to be very
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careful that everything that we have done and fought against
just to even scrape to this point is not lost
in that there are people out there to say conservatism failed.
We talked about this, conservatism has never been applied. I
had a heated debate with a friend of mine a
few days ago, and I'm like, tell me what conservative.
Tell me one single piece of legislation that was conservative
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that made it out to the floor for a vote.
And they couldn't not because there was an absence of it,
because there aren't enough Republicans that have this spine to
be truly conservative. Just like you have Republicans that don't
want to privatize Social Security, you have Republicans that even
right now, they're not I would be bringing up right now,
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I would be bringing up a new healthcare bill to
talk about the portability of insurance, to push towards that,
to push towards competition between insurance companies, to dissolve regulations
pertaining to state all of that, and make Democrats defeat
that as well. I'd be pushing all of that in
democrats faces, all of that in voters' faces going up
to midterm elections. But you have a lot of Republicans
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who aren't conservative enough. It's never been trying.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
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