August 16, 2024 • 20 mins
Tim Walz jokes that he has white guy tacos in a campaign ad with Kamala Harris. Meanwhile, the application to volunteer for Kamala Harris’ campaign has a pronoun section which asks for some WILD pronouns Dana has never even seen before.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsored by Keltech.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's his laugh mission to make bad decisions. It's time
for Florida Man.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
A Florida man in Port Orange, Charles Nelson, was booked
into Vlucia Countie jail because he snatched the purses from
two women, one seventy seven year old and one sixty
four year old. The sixty four year old said Nelson
jumped her in the CBS parking lot. She said she
didn't notice him at the time. As she was getting
into her car, he ran huffing and puffing. She said.
(00:38):
It was about nine thirty in the morning, and she
said as he was taking her purse, she was so
she was so shocked. He knocked her over and then
just pulled it really hard. And then she said, before
he ran away, he said I'm sorry, ma'am. He didn't
get far. They were able to catch him. He confessed
to both and then another apparently in South Aytona, And
(00:58):
so she was able to get everything back. But she
says she's gonna carry mace or saying we're gone to
carry a fire under protect your life. But Dana, why
would you risk your why would you really for why
would you somebody's life for possessions. They're the ones who
are gambling their lives to steal possessions, not you protecting
what you have in your life. You have no idea.
(01:19):
How are you supposed to guess when someone comes running
up to you like what it is that they intend
to do? Good grief? Uh? Also, this is just so dumb.
So this guy is a prohibited possessor. He's apparently he
was a violent felon, and he was live streaming on
social media. This twenty one year old apparently has a
(01:39):
long record, and while he was streaming on social media,
he shot himself in the leg by accident. Yeah for clicks.
Apparently now he was in possession of a sad off shotgun.
Deputies with their Hernando County Sheriff's Office responded after he
shot himself in the leg, he had posted photos of
himself on social media, even though he literally is a
(01:59):
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still showing that he was in possession and then he
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sent you. I think I have white guy tacos and
mayonnaise and tuna. What are you doing? Pretty much ground
beef and cheese. That's okay? Do you put any flavoring it?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Here's the deal.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
No, they said to be careful and let her know this.
That black pepper is the top of the spice level
in Minnesota. You know, I'm the first vice president, I believe,
who has ever grown chili peppers. I'm trying to expand
my food knowledge. You know what, We've got some canalo
She'll be fine. Yeah, what the hell is this? Even?
I'm not gonna sit here on dor interviews about my policy,
(04:07):
but for some conversation about tacos. Welcome back to the
program where today everything is stupid. We got chonky white dude, Minnesota, tacos,
skibbitty toilet and monkey pox. Yay, Dana Lash here with
you at the top of the second hour. Buckle up.
Can you're listening to us? Obviously you can listen to
(04:29):
us on the radio. You can watch us. If you're
watching me, you're watching me. Oh channel through forty seven
Direct TV also Rumble where the conversation happens X so uh,
I don't know what the hell this was. What was
this about? You stupid white person in your tacos? Who
eats tacos like that? First off, with the mayonnaise and tuna,
that's not a taco, that's like a fancy toast toad up.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Then he said, meat and chushie style and meat and
cheese is literally what.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
You that's what you put in a taco. I've been
at the border. I've been I've been to Latin American Cory,
guess what that's what they put on there? What you
mean Hispanic people have access to things like meat and cheese.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I think the white people part, though, was the fact
that they didn't season it right, Like it's not seasoned.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Okay. Can I just say that people who think that
like Mexican food or somethm is like super seasoned, they're
messed up. It's not not everything is flipping text mechs guys.
I mean it's actually it's stark. There's a stark contrast.
Can I think you'll agree? Oh yeah, like even actually
taste the meat. It's not just like all, here's the
(05:32):
half a bottle of some spices. I mean, there's spice,
and there's hot sauce. But I've noticed that it's always
these like limousine liberals who think that Hispanic people have
way more spice and sauce than and you can't taste anything.
Purse shoh, she fake carried hot sauce in her purse.
(05:55):
That's why she got to say that it was racist
to not vote for her. Remember in twenty six see,
because she carried hot thoughts on hearthsway bag. That's what it.
I'm just saying, Oh my gosh, l o rt oh
my lort. Just can't even so I some of the
(06:15):
responses to this. Kamala is relaxed and confident demeanor and
Woltz's self deprecating humor. None of it was funny, it
they it. Yes, people, I know this is like really
apparently funny too Marxist boomers, but some people like different
(06:36):
levels of spas okay, And I mean this looks it's
staged and it looks contrived, and I don't even know.
This is how they're trying to humanize themselves. They're so bad.
It's like trying to watch two robots humanize themselves. I
also like tacos. I like docos too. What do you
(06:57):
put on your tacos? Meat? And geez, it's like, very
good job, guys, food. I put food on my tacos.
I mean, just so stupid. And then she's all, I
was actually the first vice president to grow chili poppers. Well,
(07:18):
is that why you didn't make sure that there were
tax cuts or anything else, or that you know, we
had a secured border because you're too busy growing chili peppers?
Is that? Why? Is that? I'm just curious? Is that
why Golly and the people who are falling all over
this is so dumb? I I don't know. I can't.
(07:39):
By the way, isn't this kind of bigoted? It seems
like she's making fun of him. You stupid white person.
Why don't you like seasonings? White people hate seasonings. That's
what I'm so tired of this, right. They then they
freak out over the whole black jobs thing that Trump said. Okay,
but this is okay, yeah, okay, all right.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
White tacos good, black jobs bad.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Yeah okay, Well this is so just bad. I can't
it's very not good. So I oh, it's just so cringe.
And he tries to be off the cuff and it's
just not Neither of them can do it. He goes, well,
I have white guy tacos. We that was a white
guy taco, just ground beef and cheese. Do you have
(08:26):
flavor in it? What does that mean, spice? No, it
has no flavor. It all tastes the same. It's amazing, Kamala.
My favorite food and flavor and color is beige. Like me.
Because I'm a white guy, let's not forget it. I'm
just your standard fun white guy dad from Minnesota. Oh.
(08:49):
I mean that's it's their whole ad. Oh my gosh,
I can't. This sounded so stage and it sounded so bad,
and I just I don't know, but it's working on there.
Their base eats it up. They love it. I don't know,
they just they think it's great. They love it. Can't
can't even figure that one out. But there it is.
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Speaker 2 (10:25):
And now all of the news you would probably miss,
it's time for Dana's Quick five.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
So first, apparently they say, like I've read the studies
like this before, lacking purpose in life could signal cognitive decline.
I can't imagine not doing anything that's like by I
cannot stand sitting still when I have time off. I
cannot imagine not doing anything. I can't imagine not having
a project, not doing something. But they did this study
(10:52):
blah blah blah Journal Neurology, and I don't care. But
they did research that has been done a million times before. Yes,
you should have like a purpose later in life, stay productive,
idle hands of the Devil's workshop. There's a reason why
your grannies and grandpa said it Shakeshack and Serve Robotics
have rolled out autonomous sidewalk delivery robots in Los Angeles.
(11:12):
Those things are gonna get totally jacked. How they look
like these cute little bots they go out, They send
the little bots out with their little food in it.
They're trying to cut down delivery cross through automation. Everything's
going to be automated. Robots are going to run the world,
and so we need to run the robots. So they
said that they're sending these out to deliver food, and
(11:33):
we are going to completely see those jack There's gonna
be a lot of free hamburgers from people. Let's see.
In California, a city reached an ultra rare one trillion
dollar real estate home value mark, which means fewer people
can even afford to live there. Why would anybody want
to avoid Why why would anybody want to live there
in the first place? They said, California City, I'll save
(11:54):
you the click. It's flippin' Anaheim. I hate when people
do this. They're like, oh, it's surprising, shut up, no
one loves your store, and you're banal writing enough to
sit here and suffer through it is god forsaken clickbait.
It's Anaheim. There you go the Disneyland place. I saved
you a click ransomware group claims it hacked the Washington
Times and it's hoasting a data auction on the dark web.
(12:16):
What kind of data? Like, I'm just curious. They said
that it's a conservative media entity, it's a cyber crime gang.
And they said, you've got you can bid on this
impressive data. Why would you want it? I'm just curious.
They said that they've listed the data at five bitcoin
worth like a little over two hundred ninety five thousand dollars.
(12:37):
Why would you want it? Like, what are you gonna
get out of it? I don't understand, Like, what's the
point of it. Let's see here, ooh, kim dot com
is except is set to be extradited from New Zealand
to the United States. Yeah, they signed the extradition order
for the Mega upload founder twelve years after the FBI
ordered a raid over file sharing. So he's face he
(12:57):
follows me on X facing criminal charges related to the
defunct file sharing website Mega Uploads. So he's said to
be extradited. You know, he's a big time like right
leaning person, right, everybody knows that. Why Yeah, yeah, so
they signed the extradition order. We'll see what happens. The
Democrats don't like him. I know that much. They do
not like him. So coming up, I'm gonna explain no
(13:18):
offense to anybody, how no tax on tips is a
Marxist thing, and why we just need no tax period.
That's what we need to just go full on there,
stay with us. Can we talk about her application on
her website? Have you guys seen this? I don't have
this on the rundown, but I was going to so
on her. When you go to her campaign website, they
(13:41):
hate you with all these donations like, oh, let's donate here,
donate here. If you want to volunteer, though, you got
to sign up and use an application page. Right, she
doesn't have any policies on our website. But apparently there
are like nine pronouns you can pick. Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Only nine seems limited.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Does it? Because I was like, I don't know what
some of these are? So who and who is one?
So you have so you have like the basic you know,
you're basic, boring, totally not special pronouns. Right, you can
pick he him she heard they them. You can also
pick who who? Fay fair?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
What?
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Dude? I don't even know. There's like eighteen of them
fay fair? Uh? What what is that? Is that? Like
if you're like a magical creature? Uh, I'm gonna go.
I don't understand what that is? What does hang on?
Who pronoun? What does that even mean? Oh? Oh, for
(14:44):
the love, it's a gender neutral pronoun set derived from
the word human, So it's who hum for human. But
there's two of them still, so that's not gender neutral? Right?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
It's binary?
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Yeah, it's binary?
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Oh so is it?
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Next? Woo?
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Any choice?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
What is hang on? No? I gotta look at the
I gotta look at them hang on, I gotta look
what is the fay pronoun? Let's look at this. This
is so stupid. I just want Oh it's not Celtic, apparently,
what is this? What is fay? Why can't I just
have it? Oh my gosh, you can actually say fair self?
(15:32):
What so somebody says that they can be faye as
a gender like a fairy, but then they know, you know,
I'm like still here on Google page one, scrolling and
there's actual literally no description yet, what's the definition of it?
You can say fair self? They're neo pronouns. This is
(15:52):
as close as they got neo pronouns or noun self pronouns. Oh,
I guess it is Fay folk. Oh my gosh, really
Fay went to the store. So you have the nominative, accusative, pronominal, possessive.
Fay walked fair dog today. Well, Fay can go blank
(16:15):
fair self. Okay, like that that helps you, right, Fay
can take fair self to hell? How about that? Like?
See does that make sense? So that's an actual thing
she has. I mean tons of pronouns you can pick.
You can't pick a single policy, but you know you
(16:36):
can apparently go and you can. I have like a
million pronouns that you can select. These are just this
is just dumb. So yeah, you have also what is
a M? What? I don't even know what some of
these are. I swear there's new ones, Caine, there are
new ones. I'm positive that.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
I'm always discovering ones I've never seen before.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Always z zm uh a M E y e M.
I am right now years old hearing this one.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
I've never seen that one A M.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Like there's they them.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
You're a morning person, so there's they.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Them, and just take off the part so instead of
t h g y t h g M, it's just
e y e M why. Okay, we're going to google
pronouns A M Oh my gosh, what's it meaning? I
don't even know.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Even Google doesn't know.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
I guess if you're a if you're offended by.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
What by lisps? If you're offended by lisps, you're an
M or.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
A Oh my gosh. They can be used by anybody.
And they dropped. Yeah, that's literally it. Okay, So the
person who the knit who created this in nineteen seventy,
I have Christine Elverson of Skokie, Illinois, won a contest
by the Chicago Association of Business Communicators to find replacements
for she and he and him and her, and she
(18:10):
created A and M and air by dropping from the words,
so you would say he went to the store, I
met him today, so that's the nominative, and and then
accused it. And then you have the pronominal and possessive
A walked air dog today or yeah what.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
I just the majority of people that I see online
have a hard time grasping English the way we grew
up with.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Half of the people don't even know the difference between
there and there. Right, Okay, this is work, This is
going to make it dumber. This is making it dumber.
I can't even So then you have Z in here. Yeah, okay,
I'm confused. Guys, roll with me. So you have Z
(18:59):
and in case you haven't seen it, I'm gonna make
sure that we have this in slack because it's literally
the dumbest thing you're ever going to see, So you
guys can see what's on it. So you have Z
and here Z E and then H I R and
then A and M E y E M. And then
is it Z and zim Z or x E and
x E M, Like, what is the difference between x
(19:21):
C and z E. It's a bouth C.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
What's the difference between who and who?
Speaker 1 (19:27):
That's what we're talking about. It's short for human.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
That's dumb. That is dumb.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Oh my gosh, that's what we got late ladies and gentlemen. Literally, Yeah,
you get to pick your pronouns.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Because one's capitalized.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
I guess you're asking me things like I know this.
This is Lewis Carroll is rolling his eyes and his
body and his grave right now. Wan is showing you
on the simulcast right now. I mean, dude, so can
someone please, I don't understand the who who that sounds
(20:07):
like a like a slang for somebody's no n me.
Is what it sounds like? Isus? No, No, it's not cane.
We're gonna drive this car right all the way into
the wall. Oh, so you can pick all of these
pronouns while you're eating cat food in the desert. You'll
have lots of time to think about it. Oh my gosh.
(20:29):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's his laugh mission to make bad decisions. It's time
for Florida Man.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
A Florida man in Port Orange, Charles Nelson, was booked
into Vlucia Countie jail because he snatched the purses from
two women, one seventy seven year old and one sixty
four year old. The sixty four year old said Nelson
jumped her in the CBS parking lot. She said she
didn't notice him at the time. As she was getting
into her car, he ran huffing and puffing. She said.
(00:38):
It was about nine thirty in the morning, and she
said as he was taking her purse, she was so
she was so shocked. He knocked her over and then
just pulled it really hard. And then she said, before
he ran away, he said I'm sorry, ma'am. He didn't
get far. They were able to catch him. He confessed
to both and then another apparently in South Aytona, And
(00:58):
so she was able to get everything back. But she
says she's gonna carry mace or saying we're gone to
carry a fire under protect your life. But Dana, why
would you risk your why would you really for why
would you somebody's life for possessions. They're the ones who
are gambling their lives to steal possessions, not you protecting
what you have in your life. You have no idea.
(01:19):
How are you supposed to guess when someone comes running
up to you like what it is that they intend
to do? Good grief? Uh? Also, this is just so dumb.
So this guy is a prohibited possessor. He's apparently he
was a violent felon, and he was live streaming on
social media. This twenty one year old apparently has a
(01:39):
long record, and while he was streaming on social media,
he shot himself in the leg by accident. Yeah for clicks.
Apparently now he was in possession of a sad off shotgun.
Deputies with their Hernando County Sheriff's Office responded after he
shot himself in the leg, he had posted photos of
himself on social media, even though he literally is a
(01:59):
fell and is not allowed to possess a firearm, was
still showing that he was in possession and then he
shot himself fair in a live stream. Our partners that
bring you free RADI I'm going to see him this weekend.
Are good friends at Keltach the P fifteen the lightest,
the thinnest double stack nine millimeter on the market. It's
lighter and thinner than my forty three X. And when
I first was rating the specs for the P fifteen,
(02:22):
I'm like, no way, there's no way, because I just
I'm like forty three X was like a little cricket.
This is amazing. The P fifteen you have two versions.
You have the metal version and the polymer version. Of course,
I mean, you know, these are the inventors of the
micro compact pistol category, so of course they're going to
perfect it. With the P fifteen. You get to choose.
It comes to two mags, so you get to choose
which one you want to run with. Standard fifteen round
(02:42):
magazine got a minimal pinky ex extension. If you went
super concealability, you got the flush fit double stack mag
that holds twelve rounds. Treating him in fiber optic front,
sight fully adjustable fiber optic two dot rear keeps you
on target any situation. It's just absolutely ideal. And I
got to tell you I have both, but I really
really love the metal frame verse because I love that
walnut grip. It's just so James Bondish. You know, it's
(03:04):
just a very classic look, very great feel, and it's
ideal for concealed carry, self defense. And of course firearms
from Keltuk are all quality made right here in the
US of A. So again, game changing innovational performance with
the new P fifteen to nine millimeters the lightest, thinnest
and powerful, you don't lose stopping power, easily concealable. Learn
more at keltok weapons dot com. That's k E l
(03:26):
t e C Weapons dot com. Tell them that Dana
sent you. I think I have white guy tacos and
mayonnaise and tuna. What are you doing? Pretty much ground
beef and cheese. That's okay? Do you put any flavoring it?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Here's the deal.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
No, they said to be careful and let her know this.
That black pepper is the top of the spice level
in Minnesota. You know, I'm the first vice president, I believe,
who has ever grown chili peppers. I'm trying to expand
my food knowledge. You know what, We've got some canalo
She'll be fine. Yeah, what the hell is this? Even?
I'm not gonna sit here on dor interviews about my policy,
(04:07):
but for some conversation about tacos. Welcome back to the
program where today everything is stupid. We got chonky white dude, Minnesota, tacos,
skibbitty toilet and monkey pox. Yay, Dana Lash here with
you at the top of the second hour. Buckle up.
Can you're listening to us? Obviously you can listen to
(04:29):
us on the radio. You can watch us. If you're
watching me, you're watching me. Oh channel through forty seven
Direct TV also Rumble where the conversation happens X so uh,
I don't know what the hell this was. What was
this about? You stupid white person in your tacos? Who
eats tacos like that? First off, with the mayonnaise and tuna,
that's not a taco, that's like a fancy toast toad up.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Then he said, meat and chushie style and meat and
cheese is literally what.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
You that's what you put in a taco. I've been
at the border. I've been I've been to Latin American Cory,
guess what that's what they put on there? What you
mean Hispanic people have access to things like meat and cheese.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I think the white people part, though, was the fact
that they didn't season it right, Like it's not seasoned.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Okay. Can I just say that people who think that
like Mexican food or somethm is like super seasoned, they're
messed up. It's not not everything is flipping text mechs guys.
I mean it's actually it's stark. There's a stark contrast.
Can I think you'll agree? Oh yeah, like even actually
taste the meat. It's not just like all, here's the
(05:32):
half a bottle of some spices. I mean, there's spice,
and there's hot sauce. But I've noticed that it's always
these like limousine liberals who think that Hispanic people have
way more spice and sauce than and you can't taste anything.
Purse shoh, she fake carried hot sauce in her purse.
(05:55):
That's why she got to say that it was racist
to not vote for her. Remember in twenty six see,
because she carried hot thoughts on hearthsway bag. That's what it.
I'm just saying, Oh my gosh, l o rt oh
my lort. Just can't even so I some of the
(06:15):
responses to this. Kamala is relaxed and confident demeanor and
Woltz's self deprecating humor. None of it was funny, it
they it. Yes, people, I know this is like really
apparently funny too Marxist boomers, but some people like different
(06:36):
levels of spas okay, And I mean this looks it's
staged and it looks contrived, and I don't even know.
This is how they're trying to humanize themselves. They're so bad.
It's like trying to watch two robots humanize themselves. I
also like tacos. I like docos too. What do you
(06:57):
put on your tacos? Meat? And geez, it's like, very
good job, guys, food. I put food on my tacos.
I mean, just so stupid. And then she's all, I
was actually the first vice president to grow chili poppers. Well,
(07:18):
is that why you didn't make sure that there were
tax cuts or anything else, or that you know, we
had a secured border because you're too busy growing chili peppers?
Is that? Why? Is that? I'm just curious? Is that
why Golly and the people who are falling all over
this is so dumb? I I don't know. I can't.
(07:39):
By the way, isn't this kind of bigoted? It seems
like she's making fun of him. You stupid white person.
Why don't you like seasonings? White people hate seasonings. That's
what I'm so tired of this, right. They then they
freak out over the whole black jobs thing that Trump said. Okay,
but this is okay, yeah, okay, all right.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
White tacos good, black jobs bad.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Yeah okay, Well this is so just bad. I can't
it's very not good. So I oh, it's just so cringe.
And he tries to be off the cuff and it's
just not Neither of them can do it. He goes, well,
I have white guy tacos. We that was a white
guy taco, just ground beef and cheese. Do you have
(08:26):
flavor in it? What does that mean, spice? No, it
has no flavor. It all tastes the same. It's amazing, Kamala.
My favorite food and flavor and color is beige. Like me.
Because I'm a white guy, let's not forget it. I'm
just your standard fun white guy dad from Minnesota. Oh.
(08:49):
I mean that's it's their whole ad. Oh my gosh,
I can't. This sounded so stage and it sounded so bad,
and I just I don't know, but it's working on there.
Their base eats it up. They love it. I don't know,
they just they think it's great. They love it. Can't
can't even figure that one out. But there it is.
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Speaker 2 (10:25):
And now all of the news you would probably miss,
it's time for Dana's Quick five.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
So first, apparently they say, like I've read the studies
like this before, lacking purpose in life could signal cognitive decline.
I can't imagine not doing anything that's like by I
cannot stand sitting still when I have time off. I
cannot imagine not doing anything. I can't imagine not having
a project, not doing something. But they did this study
(10:52):
blah blah blah Journal Neurology, and I don't care. But
they did research that has been done a million times before. Yes,
you should have like a purpose later in life, stay productive,
idle hands of the Devil's workshop. There's a reason why
your grannies and grandpa said it Shakeshack and Serve Robotics
have rolled out autonomous sidewalk delivery robots in Los Angeles.
(11:12):
Those things are gonna get totally jacked. How they look
like these cute little bots they go out, They send
the little bots out with their little food in it.
They're trying to cut down delivery cross through automation. Everything's
going to be automated. Robots are going to run the world,
and so we need to run the robots. So they
said that they're sending these out to deliver food, and
(11:33):
we are going to completely see those jack There's gonna
be a lot of free hamburgers from people. Let's see.
In California, a city reached an ultra rare one trillion
dollar real estate home value mark, which means fewer people
can even afford to live there. Why would anybody want
to avoid Why why would anybody want to live there
in the first place? They said, California City, I'll save
(11:54):
you the click. It's flippin' Anaheim. I hate when people
do this. They're like, oh, it's surprising, shut up, no
one loves your store, and you're banal writing enough to
sit here and suffer through it is god forsaken clickbait.
It's Anaheim. There you go the Disneyland place. I saved
you a click ransomware group claims it hacked the Washington
Times and it's hoasting a data auction on the dark web.
(12:16):
What kind of data? Like, I'm just curious. They said
that it's a conservative media entity, it's a cyber crime gang.
And they said, you've got you can bid on this
impressive data. Why would you want it? I'm just curious.
They said that they've listed the data at five bitcoin
worth like a little over two hundred ninety five thousand dollars.
(12:37):
Why would you want it? Like, what are you gonna
get out of it? I don't understand, Like, what's the
point of it. Let's see here, ooh, kim dot com
is except is set to be extradited from New Zealand
to the United States. Yeah, they signed the extradition order
for the Mega upload founder twelve years after the FBI
ordered a raid over file sharing. So he's face he
(12:57):
follows me on X facing criminal charges related to the
defunct file sharing website Mega Uploads. So he's said to
be extradited. You know, he's a big time like right
leaning person, right, everybody knows that. Why Yeah, yeah, so
they signed the extradition order. We'll see what happens. The
Democrats don't like him. I know that much. They do
not like him. So coming up, I'm gonna explain no
(13:18):
offense to anybody, how no tax on tips is a
Marxist thing, and why we just need no tax period.
That's what we need to just go full on there,
stay with us. Can we talk about her application on
her website? Have you guys seen this? I don't have
this on the rundown, but I was going to so
on her. When you go to her campaign website, they
(13:41):
hate you with all these donations like, oh, let's donate here,
donate here. If you want to volunteer, though, you got
to sign up and use an application page. Right, she
doesn't have any policies on our website. But apparently there
are like nine pronouns you can pick. Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Only nine seems limited.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Does it? Because I was like, I don't know what
some of these are? So who and who is one?
So you have so you have like the basic you know,
you're basic, boring, totally not special pronouns. Right, you can
pick he him she heard they them. You can also
pick who who? Fay fair?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
What?
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Dude? I don't even know. There's like eighteen of them
fay fair? Uh? What what is that? Is that? Like
if you're like a magical creature? Uh, I'm gonna go.
I don't understand what that is? What does hang on?
Who pronoun? What does that even mean? Oh? Oh, for
(14:44):
the love, it's a gender neutral pronoun set derived from
the word human, So it's who hum for human. But
there's two of them still, so that's not gender neutral? Right?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
It's binary?
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Yeah, it's binary?
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Oh so is it?
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Next? Woo?
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Any choice?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
What is hang on? No? I gotta look at the
I gotta look at them hang on, I gotta look
what is the fay pronoun? Let's look at this. This
is so stupid. I just want Oh it's not Celtic, apparently,
what is this? What is fay? Why can't I just
have it? Oh my gosh, you can actually say fair self?
(15:32):
What so somebody says that they can be faye as
a gender like a fairy, but then they know, you know,
I'm like still here on Google page one, scrolling and
there's actual literally no description yet, what's the definition of it?
You can say fair self? They're neo pronouns. This is
(15:52):
as close as they got neo pronouns or noun self pronouns. Oh,
I guess it is Fay folk. Oh my gosh, really
Fay went to the store. So you have the nominative, accusative, pronominal, possessive.
Fay walked fair dog today. Well, Fay can go blank
(16:15):
fair self. Okay, like that that helps you, right, Fay
can take fair self to hell? How about that? Like?
See does that make sense? So that's an actual thing
she has. I mean tons of pronouns you can pick.
You can't pick a single policy, but you know you
(16:36):
can apparently go and you can. I have like a
million pronouns that you can select. These are just this
is just dumb. So yeah, you have also what is
a M? What? I don't even know what some of
these are. I swear there's new ones, Caine, there are
new ones. I'm positive that.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
I'm always discovering ones I've never seen before.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Always z zm uh a M E y e M.
I am right now years old hearing this one.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
I've never seen that one A M.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Like there's they them.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
You're a morning person, so there's they.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Them, and just take off the part so instead of
t h g y t h g M, it's just
e y e M why. Okay, we're going to google
pronouns A M Oh my gosh, what's it meaning? I
don't even know.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Even Google doesn't know.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
I guess if you're a if you're offended by.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
What by lisps? If you're offended by lisps, you're an
M or.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
A Oh my gosh. They can be used by anybody.
And they dropped. Yeah, that's literally it. Okay, So the
person who the knit who created this in nineteen seventy,
I have Christine Elverson of Skokie, Illinois, won a contest
by the Chicago Association of Business Communicators to find replacements
for she and he and him and her, and she
(18:10):
created A and M and air by dropping from the words,
so you would say he went to the store, I
met him today, so that's the nominative, and and then
accused it. And then you have the pronominal and possessive
A walked air dog today or yeah what.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
I just the majority of people that I see online
have a hard time grasping English the way we grew
up with.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Half of the people don't even know the difference between
there and there. Right, Okay, this is work, This is
going to make it dumber. This is making it dumber.
I can't even So then you have Z in here. Yeah, okay,
I'm confused. Guys, roll with me. So you have Z
(18:59):
and in case you haven't seen it, I'm gonna make
sure that we have this in slack because it's literally
the dumbest thing you're ever going to see, So you
guys can see what's on it. So you have Z
and here Z E and then H I R and
then A and M E y E M. And then
is it Z and zim Z or x E and
x E M, Like, what is the difference between x
(19:21):
C and z E. It's a bouth C.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
What's the difference between who and who?
Speaker 1 (19:27):
That's what we're talking about. It's short for human.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
That's dumb. That is dumb.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Oh my gosh, that's what we got late ladies and gentlemen. Literally, Yeah,
you get to pick your pronouns.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Because one's capitalized.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
I guess you're asking me things like I know this.
This is Lewis Carroll is rolling his eyes and his
body and his grave right now. Wan is showing you
on the simulcast right now. I mean, dude, so can
someone please, I don't understand the who who that sounds
(20:07):
like a like a slang for somebody's no n me.
Is what it sounds like? Isus? No, No, it's not cane.
We're gonna drive this car right all the way into
the wall. Oh, so you can pick all of these
pronouns while you're eating cat food in the desert. You'll
have lots of time to think about it. Oh my gosh.
(20:29):
Thanks for tuning into today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd
Truth podcast.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
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