April 9, 2025 • 20 mins
A woman's local government is telling her that she can't put a tiny home on her 37 acres of land. Meanwhile, Wicked Star Cynthia Erivo is cast as Jesus In ‘Jesus Christ Superstar’ at The Hollywood Bowl.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsored by Keltech. It's
his laugh mission to make bad decisions. It's time for
Florida Man.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
So central Florida man was accused of stealing appliances from
construction sites. Why do people think that stupid stuff like
this is going to go unnoticed? So this dude is
uh Flager County. It was a flagger in Saint John
County's One Orlando resident filed a police report because she
discovered her home had been ransacked. I mean just stole everything,
(00:35):
including the air conditioning unit.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
And this they are They finally arrested this guy. Apparently
he's been just like reansacking homes for quite some time.
And they said that they caught him like right handed.
He had all these appliances that he was stealing from
these construction sites right in the back of his truck
and so he was in a Chevy Colorado.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
They caught him on camera doing it. They ran him down.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Uh, and they are looking for more and because he
wasn't working alone, so they're looking for a flagger Kuindy,
they're looking for more tips some people doing that's crazy.
So you would have to basically you would have to
like hire. You gotta have security there at some of
these places then to protect the construct and protect the
stuff that you're putting in these properties. I mean, how
is a guy like that able to get on there
(01:18):
so easily? It's kind of crazy. This a Sanford man
was accused of hitting his girlfriend with a fishing reel
and a police dog found him in a tree. Oh yeah,
canine red I love the canines. If that man hurt
that canine, I will grow him. Sanford man's jailed forty
thousand dollars bond. He hit his girlfriend in the head
with a fishing pole. Oh and then he also pointed
(01:39):
a gun on her, which the headline That seems to
me like that's the.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Most important part.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Henry Purdue was charged with battery with the deadly webon
aggravated assault possession of it because he's a convicted falon
so he's a prohibited possessor. But he was in illegal
possession anyway. And he also stole the gun that he
was using, so grand theft of a firearm. Lots of
felonies here. So she had cuts to her head when arrived.
He wasn't home, but canine handler and the dog trackeding down.
(02:04):
He was found hiding in a tree, so they were
able to get him in. A man was arrested on
a drug charge after barking like a dog at an
auto parts store. A Florida man is accused of if
you guessed meth, you'd be right possessing it after he
was allegedly observed barking like a dog in a Georgia
auto parts store for over an hour. Wow, that's said occasion.
(02:26):
Monroe County online booking record show. Jonathan Navis of pomp
Koast He's twenty nine was arrested charged with possession of
myth and battery. They said that it was an advanced
autopart store that called the police to say that this
nut job's in the store. You think he's on drugs
and he's barking like a dog. He's been in there
barking like a dog for over an hour. So the
(02:47):
guy told police that he had no idea literally what
he told him, no idea that his barking was causing
any issues. So he was arrested bond set of five thousand.
He also had an active worn out for his arrest
for previous previous offenses. Just jeez, this guy, let's see,
(03:08):
beat his neighbor with a golf club and shot him
in the ankle. King's Point, Palm Beach Post. Oh my goodness,
does to see golf sounds violent? A seventy seven year
old man shot a dog walker in the ankle and
then turned around and beat him with a golf club
and their shared senior community. Jurors acquitted Robert Levine of
aggravated battery with the firearm and discharging it in public.
(03:30):
He was trying to say that it was self defense.
But when you then get the guy on the ground
and you're beating him with a golf club, that's not
self defense anymore. At that point, you're the aggressor, so
he got. He was convicted only of aggravated battery with
the deadly weapon, and he's going to be sentenced on
March twenty seventh. He said that he was fearing for
his life and that's why he ended up having to
(03:52):
use his firearm. But then you know, after that, you know,
when you're the aggressor and the guy's like trying to flee,
you can't think. You can't when you're pursuing, you're no
longer in a defensive position. And that's what prosecutors take
into consideration. That's what I'm gonna be careful with this stuff.
Let's see this. Apparently this guy Florida man writing a lawnmower,
(04:17):
has a knack for taking down mailboxes. He keeps running
into mailboxes with his writing lawnmower. Lee County Sheriff's office
is investigating this because he's destroyed multiple mailboxes along the
same road. They say it's egregious, but it's also funny
because it's all on video. So this one guy decided
to build his mailbox out of brick like the three
(04:38):
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Speaker 3 (04:41):
He's been cited a million times.
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Speaker 3 (06:05):
Tell them Dana sent you play this.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
What is this audio that you gave me that you
stuck in the lady with the tiny house?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Where's this at? What channels it in? Okay?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
This has nothing to do with any of the stuff
that they were talking about. But this chick, what was
she She was saying that, talking about how out of
control government is. And I was down with her until
she said what she was going to build.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
She said, she has.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Thirty seven acres. She wants to put a tiny home
on her thirty seven acres. And she said, the guy
the government said, you can't do that, even though it's
her property and she owns it. She owns thirty seven acres,
They can't. You can't put that up on your property.
You don't really own your own property. Though you know
that right, You really.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Don't own You don't own it.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
But she said she wanted to build a tiny house.
And I don't like the tiny house movement because I'm
a maximalist. I would rather live in one large shack
than a tiny house.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
But you wouldn't want to deny anyone that if that's
what they want. She's already got a big house on this.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
I mean, is she traditional?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
But I think it's I think it's a communist siop.
I don't like tiny houses, and I also don't like
ship lap it. You know, all houses don't have to
look like public rest stops.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
You know, it's our government is why we have tiny
houses even to begin with, you know that, right, what
do you mean every regulation that we've ever been imposed,
that's ever been imposed on us has been to overcharge
us for everything. We have to get licenses for this,
inspections for that, all the everything becomes now all the
(07:43):
there's necessary inspections. Don't get me wrong, but there's so
many levels of intrusion by the government on the financial side,
on the real estate side, on the actual property tax side,
that homeowners themselves they have to go small in order
to afford it.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
It's been my dream for twenty years to build my
own like big giant, real life sized trebuche and it's
it's actually pretty disconcerting the regulations that are against that
kind of stuff. Ye yeah, I mean I don't really
have enough property where I'm at right now to fling
it that maybe someday, but it's going to happen.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
You'd need a cooperative neighbor.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Or you know, it could make a neighbor cooperative. There's
also that anyway, can we play this more because she
was talking about government restrictions on property and you guys
and I hate I especially like stayed in.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Local I hope she doesn't cuss.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Go ahead, Oh yeah, even if you own thirty seven
acres of land, the government will still control your land.
Did you all know that? Because I didn't know that.
And I just walked into the municipal building and I'm
going to put a tiny home on my property, and
he immediately said, Nope, you can't do that. I was like,
what what are you talking about. I have thirty seven acres,
there's plenty of room to put a tiny home. Nope,
you can't do that. You're zoned to have one house
(08:54):
on your property. I'm like, dude, my property is massive, okay,
and this is for my kid's future to have a
tiny home. Ultimately, I want three, three little tiny homes
in the back corner of our property. Nope, you can't
do that. What do you mean you can't do that?
No zoning is planned for you. What plans does the
government have for my property? I don't understand what you're
saying to me. And you could tell this guy had
(09:14):
never gotten any pushback because I was pushing back, like,
you're telling me I can't put a tiny home on
my property for my children to live in when they're
eighteen nineteen twenty young adults. What are you talking about? No,
it's not zoned for that, Okay, own it. And then
he's like, well, there's a floodplain here. And I was like,
he said, one hundred year flood plan. I said, well,
what year are we on? He couldn't tell me. He's like,
(09:36):
it doesn't work like that. I was like, what do
you mean what year are we on? Because we put
a drain tile in, so I know it's not right.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
So we have this stuff even in our town where
if you're going to do additions and.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Stuff like that, like you have to have even for.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
The studio when we were rebuilding, like considering rebuilding a
bigger studio, there's like all kinds of considerations and stuff
to go through. You never really own your own property.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
It is.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
It is ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Although I will say tiny houses, I'm maximalist.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
I can't. I can't.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
If I was going to build property, it would be
like a like not a tiny property on my property,
but it would be something maximalist can't do. The tiny
stuff I can't do. But if you want to have
like a little little shire in the back part of
your yard, you know what if you were like, no, no, no,
I'm not making these these things, these structures for anyone
to live in. I'm just a big lord of the
rings fan uh And I'm just recreating the shire in
(10:25):
my own backyard for my own personal enjoyment. Could you
really argue against that? I mean, if you hate good
literature and everything lovely, then I'm sure you could. You know,
there's those people exist, but you know I would. I
would build it and then never tell anybody you can't
come on my property. I'll shoot you dead, castle doctor
(10:45):
and stay out. No trespassing, get out, you can't come
on my property.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
I just do it.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
And you know nobody would know, right, nobody would ever know. No,
no snitch in neighbors, no snitch you know, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
I just but you.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
It is frustrating. This is one of the reasons why
a lot of people in Texas, Texas have been pushing
on just getting rid of reducing or getting rid of
property taxes.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
It is crazy.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
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Stop it.
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Does that?
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Does that mean we got to use TikTok if somebody
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see if they take up the offer. Oh, San Francisco's
(14:40):
rethinking it's free handouts of drugs and drug paraphernalia.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Wow, I wonder why. I wonder why that's happening.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
San Francisco's now scratching their heads thinking, you know what,
maybe it wasn't a great idea to hand out free
drugs and drug paraphernalia to drug addicts. Maybe it was
an a good idea. It's like, you know, giving kids
to a kid touch or why would you do this?
Speaker 1 (15:04):
When was it ever a good idea? Though?
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Oh they thought it was at some point.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
I mean they literally had billboards around the city where
it was like do it with friends, people partying and
doing drugs.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Like what what in the world?
Speaker 2 (15:17):
I mean they they lit to call San Francisco liberal
is an insult to classical liberalism. I'm not gonna do
Tokeville that way. They are morons. It's a moron city.
And so yeah, they said that they would they were
giving people clean foil pipes and plastic straws so they
could smoke their fentanyl and meth amphetamines. Oh my gosh,
you guys are so nice. You know what's gonna make
(15:39):
someone stop doing drugs and living on the streets and
being a tax paying, responsible citizen giving them more foil
to smoke their kracking?
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Do you use foil for crack? I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
It's like a little It's like a barefoot contesta out there.
What the hell, right, here's my ingredients. Here's what you're
gonna need for your fentanyl. You're gonna need your your foil.
I don't even know what else you need.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
So they and they spent, by the way, hundreds of
thousands of dollars annually on these supplies. And speaking of California,
two cities in Sokyle will now have the highest sales
tax in the county in the country after the law
went to effect, in addition to the high income tax
and everything else. Great job, guys. So, I mean, this
is like the perfect time to talk about the black
ball Jesus female, right, Yeah, life's do it. Cynthia Ervo.
(16:26):
I don't know if y'all saw this or not. She's
going to play I guess the titular role of Jesus
and Jesus Christ Superstar at the Hollywood Bowl.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Hollywood. Well, it's like a.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
That's the big amphitheater that they got there. So she's
going to be playing Hazu's there.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
I guess you know, they got a they got to.
I would think that just putting on anything that has
Jesus in it in Hollywood is going to be controversial enough,
but they're like, nah, let's let's kake the edge off it.
So they have Cynthia Irvo, who is in that I
that musical Wicked, which I think is made entirely of
(17:10):
estrogen and collagen. That whole play, that whole musical is
made of those two things. So they are she's starring
as this and and I don't know why they chose
to pick card. It's gonna be Andrew. It's Andrew Lloyd
Weberton wriceis Jesus Christ Superstar. Uh she I guess it's Uh,
(17:31):
it's this summer. She also starred as Mary Magdalene in
a different production that's gonna be in August of the
Hollywood Bowl. And oh, gosh, it's gonna I'm assuming it's
a musical I know nothing about, but I guess she's
playing the black Ball Jesus. So I thought, well, you
know what, we just go all the way right, ask
her to play Mohammed and see how well that goes.
(17:54):
You know, just just a thought like Cynthia Irvo as Mohammed,
you know, just you know.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Just it could be.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
But then you know, if we're going to be doing
stuff like this, because I know that the left gets
very very sensitive about it unless they are looking at
taking over maybe like traditionally white characters with minority actors,
or it's never reversed. And I mean I don't really
put a lot of stock into it, except the left
(18:22):
freaks out so badly. It's like, imagine, you know, redoing
Harriet Tubman her story and casting Jesse Plemmons is Harriet Tubman.
He guys know who Jesse Plemmons is. It's Kirsten Dunt's husband,
he's a great actor. Or redoing Roots and Chris Hemsworth
is Kunta. Just imagine how well I mean, right, I mean,
(18:44):
we can just take it all over, or you know,
if maybe you want to get out of us you know,
historical recreations. We could go to Samurai and you could
let's do Lady, Let's do Lady Snowblood. Lady, and I
love Samurai films, Lady Snowblood, but starring Chris Pratt right works?
Speaker 4 (19:05):
Right?
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Can you believe it?
Speaker 1 (19:07):
It's in line?
Speaker 3 (19:08):
I mean, there's so many things that we could do.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
It opens a lot of doors.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Yeah, it opens a ton of doors. I'm just tired
of the left always going.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
You know what, let's do something rude about Jesus.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
That's all they And every year or maybe like every
three years, they do this, like no one's had this
thought before.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Oh what if now hear me out, we insult Christians?
What if we do that? Yeah, it's a totally original idea.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
And they're all high five on each other every three
years they do this. It was actually trite back when
Madonna did it. I was in elementary school when she
did what was the song she did? And I remember
all the Catholics got mad about it because one of
my friends their family was super Catholic. She was like
one of eleventy kids, and that was not Madonna was
not allowed in their house after that.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
What song was it? It wasn't like a virgin.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
It was the one where she was they like burned
crosses in it, and it was nighttime and she was
dark headed in that video.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
I don't remember. Somebody will tell me. I don't really care.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
I don't have enough room in my brain to remember
all that that Trollop's work anyway.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
But you guys know what I mean. Some just you know,
it's just so just cliche anymore.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's
Absurd Truth podcast.
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Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsored by Keltech. It's
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Florida Man.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
So central Florida man was accused of stealing appliances from
construction sites. Why do people think that stupid stuff like
this is going to go unnoticed? So this dude is
uh Flager County. It was a flagger in Saint John
County's One Orlando resident filed a police report because she
discovered her home had been ransacked. I mean just stole everything,
(00:35):
including the air conditioning unit.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
And this they are They finally arrested this guy. Apparently
he's been just like reansacking homes for quite some time.
And they said that they caught him like right handed.
He had all these appliances that he was stealing from
these construction sites right in the back of his truck
and so he was in a Chevy Colorado.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
They caught him on camera doing it. They ran him down.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Uh, and they are looking for more and because he
wasn't working alone, so they're looking for a flagger Kuindy,
they're looking for more tips some people doing that's crazy.
So you would have to basically you would have to
like hire. You gotta have security there at some of
these places then to protect the construct and protect the
stuff that you're putting in these properties. I mean, how
is a guy like that able to get on there
(01:18):
so easily? It's kind of crazy. This a Sanford man
was accused of hitting his girlfriend with a fishing reel
and a police dog found him in a tree. Oh yeah,
canine red I love the canines. If that man hurt
that canine, I will grow him. Sanford man's jailed forty
thousand dollars bond. He hit his girlfriend in the head
with a fishing pole. Oh and then he also pointed
(01:39):
a gun on her, which the headline That seems to
me like that's the.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Most important part.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Henry Purdue was charged with battery with the deadly webon
aggravated assault possession of it because he's a convicted falon
so he's a prohibited possessor. But he was in illegal
possession anyway. And he also stole the gun that he
was using, so grand theft of a firearm. Lots of
felonies here. So she had cuts to her head when arrived.
He wasn't home, but canine handler and the dog trackeding down.
(02:04):
He was found hiding in a tree, so they were
able to get him in. A man was arrested on
a drug charge after barking like a dog at an
auto parts store. A Florida man is accused of if
you guessed meth, you'd be right possessing it after he
was allegedly observed barking like a dog in a Georgia
auto parts store for over an hour. Wow, that's said occasion.
(02:26):
Monroe County online booking record show. Jonathan Navis of pomp
Koast He's twenty nine was arrested charged with possession of
myth and battery. They said that it was an advanced
autopart store that called the police to say that this
nut job's in the store. You think he's on drugs
and he's barking like a dog. He's been in there
barking like a dog for over an hour. So the
(02:47):
guy told police that he had no idea literally what
he told him, no idea that his barking was causing
any issues. So he was arrested bond set of five thousand.
He also had an active worn out for his arrest
for previous previous offenses. Just jeez, this guy, let's see,
(03:08):
beat his neighbor with a golf club and shot him
in the ankle. King's Point, Palm Beach Post. Oh my goodness,
does to see golf sounds violent? A seventy seven year
old man shot a dog walker in the ankle and
then turned around and beat him with a golf club
and their shared senior community. Jurors acquitted Robert Levine of
aggravated battery with the firearm and discharging it in public.
(03:30):
He was trying to say that it was self defense.
But when you then get the guy on the ground
and you're beating him with a golf club, that's not
self defense anymore. At that point, you're the aggressor, so
he got. He was convicted only of aggravated battery with
the deadly weapon, and he's going to be sentenced on
March twenty seventh. He said that he was fearing for
his life and that's why he ended up having to
(03:52):
use his firearm. But then you know, after that, you know,
when you're the aggressor and the guy's like trying to flee,
you can't think. You can't when you're pursuing, you're no
longer in a defensive position. And that's what prosecutors take
into consideration. That's what I'm gonna be careful with this stuff.
Let's see this. Apparently this guy Florida man writing a lawnmower,
(04:17):
has a knack for taking down mailboxes. He keeps running
into mailboxes with his writing lawnmower. Lee County Sheriff's office
is investigating this because he's destroyed multiple mailboxes along the
same road. They say it's egregious, but it's also funny
because it's all on video. So this one guy decided
to build his mailbox out of brick like the three
(04:38):
Little pigs and is like basically was challenging this guy.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
He's been cited a million times.
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Speaker 3 (06:05):
Tell them Dana sent you play this.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
What is this audio that you gave me that you
stuck in the lady with the tiny house?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Where's this at? What channels it in? Okay?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
This has nothing to do with any of the stuff
that they were talking about. But this chick, what was
she She was saying that, talking about how out of
control government is. And I was down with her until
she said what she was going to build.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
She said, she has.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Thirty seven acres. She wants to put a tiny home
on her thirty seven acres. And she said, the guy
the government said, you can't do that, even though it's
her property and she owns it. She owns thirty seven acres,
They can't. You can't put that up on your property.
You don't really own your own property. Though you know
that right, You really.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Don't own You don't own it.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
But she said she wanted to build a tiny house.
And I don't like the tiny house movement because I'm
a maximalist. I would rather live in one large shack
than a tiny house.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
But you wouldn't want to deny anyone that if that's
what they want. She's already got a big house on this.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
I mean, is she traditional?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
But I think it's I think it's a communist siop.
I don't like tiny houses, and I also don't like
ship lap it. You know, all houses don't have to
look like public rest stops.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
You know, it's our government is why we have tiny
houses even to begin with, you know that, right, what
do you mean every regulation that we've ever been imposed,
that's ever been imposed on us has been to overcharge
us for everything. We have to get licenses for this,
inspections for that, all the everything becomes now all the
(07:43):
there's necessary inspections. Don't get me wrong, but there's so
many levels of intrusion by the government on the financial side,
on the real estate side, on the actual property tax side,
that homeowners themselves they have to go small in order
to afford it.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
It's been my dream for twenty years to build my
own like big giant, real life sized trebuche and it's
it's actually pretty disconcerting the regulations that are against that
kind of stuff. Ye yeah, I mean I don't really
have enough property where I'm at right now to fling
it that maybe someday, but it's going to happen.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
You'd need a cooperative neighbor.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Or you know, it could make a neighbor cooperative. There's
also that anyway, can we play this more because she
was talking about government restrictions on property and you guys
and I hate I especially like stayed in.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Local I hope she doesn't cuss.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Go ahead, Oh yeah, even if you own thirty seven
acres of land, the government will still control your land.
Did you all know that? Because I didn't know that.
And I just walked into the municipal building and I'm
going to put a tiny home on my property, and
he immediately said, Nope, you can't do that. I was like,
what what are you talking about. I have thirty seven acres,
there's plenty of room to put a tiny home. Nope,
you can't do that. You're zoned to have one house
(08:54):
on your property. I'm like, dude, my property is massive, okay,
and this is for my kid's future to have a
tiny home. Ultimately, I want three, three little tiny homes
in the back corner of our property. Nope, you can't
do that. What do you mean you can't do that?
No zoning is planned for you. What plans does the
government have for my property? I don't understand what you're
saying to me. And you could tell this guy had
(09:14):
never gotten any pushback because I was pushing back, like,
you're telling me I can't put a tiny home on
my property for my children to live in when they're
eighteen nineteen twenty young adults. What are you talking about? No,
it's not zoned for that, Okay, own it. And then
he's like, well, there's a floodplain here. And I was like,
he said, one hundred year flood plan. I said, well,
what year are we on? He couldn't tell me. He's like,
(09:36):
it doesn't work like that. I was like, what do
you mean what year are we on? Because we put
a drain tile in, so I know it's not right.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
So we have this stuff even in our town where
if you're going to do additions and.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Stuff like that, like you have to have even for.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
The studio when we were rebuilding, like considering rebuilding a
bigger studio, there's like all kinds of considerations and stuff
to go through. You never really own your own property.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
It is.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
It is ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Although I will say tiny houses, I'm maximalist.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
I can't. I can't.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
If I was going to build property, it would be
like a like not a tiny property on my property,
but it would be something maximalist can't do. The tiny
stuff I can't do. But if you want to have
like a little little shire in the back part of
your yard, you know what if you were like, no, no, no,
I'm not making these these things, these structures for anyone
to live in. I'm just a big lord of the
rings fan uh And I'm just recreating the shire in
(10:25):
my own backyard for my own personal enjoyment. Could you
really argue against that? I mean, if you hate good
literature and everything lovely, then I'm sure you could. You know,
there's those people exist, but you know I would. I
would build it and then never tell anybody you can't
come on my property. I'll shoot you dead, castle doctor
(10:45):
and stay out. No trespassing, get out, you can't come
on my property.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
I just do it.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
And you know nobody would know, right, nobody would ever know. No,
no snitch in neighbors, no snitch you know, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
I just but you.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
It is frustrating. This is one of the reasons why
a lot of people in Texas, Texas have been pushing
on just getting rid of reducing or getting rid of
property taxes.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
It is crazy.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
We have to fight stuff every single year, and that's
that is one big thing that you do have to
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Speaker 1 (12:09):
And now all of the news you would probably miss.
It's time for Dana's quick five.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Need knife Control.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
In d c DC mass stabbing suspect was arrested after
attacking six people, including innocent bystanders at random and a
substance fueled frenzy. Try that in a concealed carry town.
The DC Police they responded to the scene. It was
two miles from the capital. It was like three twenty
pm yesterday.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
After we got off air.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
They found him, the male suspect on the ground suffering
from stab wounds.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
But he had heard a number of people.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
They said he was in a quote alternate mental state
from an unknown substance, and that's how it began also
rising odds. I am really upset over this and I
feel betrayed. Smod. The asteroid that we thought might you know,
kind of ping the Earth is actually threatens to hit
(13:02):
the Moon instead. I mean, you know, it's going to
just mess stuff up for everybody, but it's not gonna
be the end of humanity. Sadly, I'm saying it's a
It was a. It's a huge asteroid. Now it has
a four percent chance of smashing into the Moon, so
there is a chance though it's they thought it's it's
the size of it is capable of leveling a city.
(13:23):
According to data from the James Web Space Telescope. It
has that three point one percent chance of hiding our
home planet. Apparently the biggest, highest chance, more than any
other asteroid that they've measured previously, and it required the
Earth's planetary defense community to leap into action. Further observant
observations quickly rolled out. The asteroid called twenty twenty four
(13:43):
yr four or Giant Disappointment, will strike Earth on December
twenty second, twenty thirty two. Wow, we gotta wait that long.
Maybe it can change its trajectory. Could we send Bruce
Willis up there and have Aerosmith play and he can
like jackhammer the asteroid into a nude trajectory. I mean,
I'm sure it's possible. I know, engineering guys, because I
can eyeball a wall and hang a picture. I have
(14:07):
a story about that. It was like perfectly in the center.
I swear to you. My husband's like that. That's an
That's an exception, not a rule.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Stop it.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Amazon has a bid to buy TikTok pert New York Times.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Does that?
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Does that mean we got to use TikTok if somebody
buys it? You telling me I got to create an
account on TikTok. I will annoy the hell out of
everybody on purpose. I will create the most horrible content.
So uh yeah, they said that they put in a
last minute offer to buy TikTok uh and where I
guess we're gonna it's now we're playing wait and see
see if they take up the offer. Oh, San Francisco's
(14:40):
rethinking it's free handouts of drugs and drug paraphernalia.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Wow, I wonder why. I wonder why that's happening.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
San Francisco's now scratching their heads thinking, you know what,
maybe it wasn't a great idea to hand out free
drugs and drug paraphernalia to drug addicts. Maybe it was
an a good idea. It's like, you know, giving kids
to a kid touch or why would you do this?
Speaker 1 (15:04):
When was it ever a good idea? Though?
Speaker 3 (15:06):
Oh they thought it was at some point.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
I mean they literally had billboards around the city where
it was like do it with friends, people partying and
doing drugs.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Like what what in the world?
Speaker 2 (15:17):
I mean they they lit to call San Francisco liberal
is an insult to classical liberalism. I'm not gonna do
Tokeville that way. They are morons. It's a moron city.
And so yeah, they said that they would they were
giving people clean foil pipes and plastic straws so they
could smoke their fentanyl and meth amphetamines. Oh my gosh,
you guys are so nice. You know what's gonna make
(15:39):
someone stop doing drugs and living on the streets and
being a tax paying, responsible citizen giving them more foil
to smoke their kracking?
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Do you use foil for crack? I don't even know.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
It's like a little It's like a barefoot contesta out there.
What the hell, right, here's my ingredients. Here's what you're
gonna need for your fentanyl. You're gonna need your your foil.
I don't even know what else you need.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
So they and they spent, by the way, hundreds of
thousands of dollars annually on these supplies. And speaking of California,
two cities in Sokyle will now have the highest sales
tax in the county in the country after the law
went to effect, in addition to the high income tax
and everything else. Great job, guys. So, I mean, this
is like the perfect time to talk about the black
ball Jesus female, right, Yeah, life's do it. Cynthia Ervo.
(16:26):
I don't know if y'all saw this or not. She's
going to play I guess the titular role of Jesus
and Jesus Christ Superstar at the Hollywood Bowl.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Hollywood. Well, it's like a.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
That's the big amphitheater that they got there. So she's
going to be playing Hazu's there.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
I guess you know, they got a they got to.
I would think that just putting on anything that has
Jesus in it in Hollywood is going to be controversial enough,
but they're like, nah, let's let's kake the edge off it.
So they have Cynthia Irvo, who is in that I
that musical Wicked, which I think is made entirely of
(17:10):
estrogen and collagen. That whole play, that whole musical is
made of those two things. So they are she's starring
as this and and I don't know why they chose
to pick card. It's gonna be Andrew. It's Andrew Lloyd
Weberton wriceis Jesus Christ Superstar. Uh she I guess it's Uh,
(17:31):
it's this summer. She also starred as Mary Magdalene in
a different production that's gonna be in August of the
Hollywood Bowl. And oh, gosh, it's gonna I'm assuming it's
a musical I know nothing about, but I guess she's
playing the black Ball Jesus. So I thought, well, you
know what, we just go all the way right, ask
her to play Mohammed and see how well that goes.
(17:54):
You know, just just a thought like Cynthia Irvo as Mohammed,
you know, just you know.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Just it could be.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
But then you know, if we're going to be doing
stuff like this, because I know that the left gets
very very sensitive about it unless they are looking at
taking over maybe like traditionally white characters with minority actors,
or it's never reversed. And I mean I don't really
put a lot of stock into it, except the left
(18:22):
freaks out so badly. It's like, imagine, you know, redoing
Harriet Tubman her story and casting Jesse Plemmons is Harriet Tubman.
He guys know who Jesse Plemmons is. It's Kirsten Dunt's husband,
he's a great actor. Or redoing Roots and Chris Hemsworth
is Kunta. Just imagine how well I mean, right, I mean,
(18:44):
we can just take it all over, or you know,
if maybe you want to get out of us you know,
historical recreations. We could go to Samurai and you could
let's do Lady, Let's do Lady Snowblood. Lady, and I
love Samurai films, Lady Snowblood, but starring Chris Pratt right works?
Speaker 4 (19:05):
Right?
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Can you believe it?
Speaker 1 (19:07):
It's in line?
Speaker 3 (19:08):
I mean, there's so many things that we could do.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
It opens a lot of doors.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Yeah, it opens a ton of doors. I'm just tired
of the left always going.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
You know what, let's do something rude about Jesus.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
That's all they And every year or maybe like every
three years, they do this, like no one's had this
thought before.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Oh what if now hear me out, we insult Christians?
What if we do that? Yeah, it's a totally original idea.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
And they're all high five on each other every three
years they do this. It was actually trite back when
Madonna did it. I was in elementary school when she
did what was the song she did? And I remember
all the Catholics got mad about it because one of
my friends their family was super Catholic. She was like
one of eleventy kids, and that was not Madonna was
not allowed in their house after that.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
What song was it? It wasn't like a virgin.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
It was the one where she was they like burned
crosses in it, and it was nighttime and she was
dark headed in that video.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
I don't remember. Somebody will tell me. I don't really care.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
I don't have enough room in my brain to remember
all that that Trollop's work anyway.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
But you guys know what I mean. Some just you know,
it's just so just cliche anymore.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
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