August 15, 2025 • 21 mins
Gavin Newsom holds a redistricting press conference absolutely seething over Trump’s trolls about running for a third term. Meanwhile, which law would you break if you were allowed?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsored by Keltech.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's his laugh mission to make bad decisions.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
It's time for Florida Man.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
Well, a Florida man is in trial this week because
he went out on a date and then had a
dispute with his date over the dinner bill and then
shot his date. Sounds like always sunn in Philadelphia, I swear.
CBS says that Jamal Morland is charged with attempted arm
robbery and attempted first degree murder. He met his date
(00:35):
on grinder and he apparently got mad and shot and
killed the dude or almost killed the dude because they
went to a bowling alley and in a liquor store.
What a date going to the bowling alley and then
heading to the liquor store. There's a date right there.
That's like the non gayest date I've ever heard. He's
(00:56):
a horrible gay dude. These are some bad gays. This
is his here a bad gaze going to the bowling
alley and then the liquor store. At the hell so
he ordered food, wanted his state to pay the date refuse,
and then Moreland became mad and then he dropped Morland
off texted him up, picked him up and asked for
forty five dollars that he just got in a ticket.
And then apparently he decided to shoot the dude, striking
(01:19):
him in the arm and chest. Good night. So he's
geez that story has everything, uh like this one. A
man is shocked, I tell you shocked because he discovered
that he's had He lives in Tanzania. He's had a
knife in his chest for eight years. Apparently he's had
(01:41):
literally a large knife blade lodged in his chest for
eight years. Now, wait a minute, this is Is this
a Florida man? It's in my Florida man story? Maybe,
well we'll claim it is, but uh oh no, maybe
it's a different one. Hang on, I may have messed up,
all right, and I'm scrolling too much. Let me do this.
Oh twenty five year old before to me and says
(02:02):
he was driving one hundred and twenty miles per hour
because he thought he was racing the cops. Okay, you
can't do that. You're not racing them, they're trying to
catch you.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Well, I think it's pretty sick and pathetic, and it
just said everything you need to know. The setting that
we're under that. They chose the time, manner, and place
to send their district director outside right when we're about
to have this Prescott shoid everything you know about Donald
Trump's America, and that was top down.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
You know that for a fact. They'll deny it.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
I'm sure maybe they won't deny it. Should everything you
know about the authoritarian tendencies of the President of the
United States. I said in a moment to wake up America.
Wake up. You will not have a country. If he
rigs this election. You will have a president will be
running for a third term. Mark my word. I wasn't
exaggerating when I said that I received in the mail
(02:56):
at Trump twenty twenty eight hat from one of his
biggest supporters. These guys are not screwing around. The rules
do not apply to him. The most corrupt president in history,
doesn't believe in free enterprise, crony capitalism. What he is
wrecking this country, wrecking the economy. It's a lawless president.
(03:17):
Wake up, America, wake up to what's going on.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Guys. They sent me a hat. Cuberly they some one
of his supporters sent me a hat. I mean it's
a meme. They're trolling him and he's so he takes
everything so seriously. Can you believe that one of the
supporters sent me your hat twenty twenty year hat? Because
they're stunting on you man this way, Welcome back to
(03:42):
the program, Dana lash with you or at the bottom
of the second hour, it's because my gosh, it's Friday.
There is not enough We do not have enough patience
to deal with that manchild today. Oh my heavens. So
Gavin Newsom he's having this press conference and he's I
thought I just thought it was hysterical that he a
meme hat. I mean, anybody can make a hat, but
he somehow took that to mean, well, he's gonna rig
(04:04):
the election. How are you gonna rig the election? What
do you mean midterms? He's gonna rig This is what
Democrats are setting up. No one wants them, No one
wants them. They're the annoying person at the bar, guy
or girl who won't leave you alone. You know what
I mean? Guys, you know it. Ladies, you know who
I'm talking about. Right, Just imagine men, it's that annoying chick, right,
she's you know, you don't want to jump on that
(04:26):
land mine. You're not gonna lie your friends to jump
on that landmine. But she will not take no for
an answer, right and or, ladies, the man who won't
take no for an answer. He keeps insistent on buying
you a drink and he wants to talk to you.
And no, they don't get it. Democrats don't get it.
They don't understand that the American public is not into
what they're selling. It's why they keep losing and losing
(04:49):
and losing and losing. Nobody wants that, nobody wants these policies.
Come on, it's just uh huh. But now he's there,
So he's there. He's whining. You know, he's saying, oh
he's what did he say that? He's he's not for
a free market, free enterprise. He's like the sister Hamas
(05:14):
for Democrats, Kevin Newsom is you know George Stefanopolis's sister
who puts on maybe no one will notice. She puts
on a habit and then spits poison.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Gavin has less of a mustache. But yeah, true.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
But while he's there, I got busy. They will audio
some at eleven Border Patrol Chief just they were arresting
people right outside of this press conference. This hysterical. Listen
to this.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
We're making Uh, Los Angeles is sacred place. Since we
won't have politicians that will do that, we do that ourselves.
So that's what we're here today is you can see
already making it a safer place. We're glad to be here,
not going anywhere.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
And you're the governor's side right there, and I don't
know where he's at you he's about one hundred feet
behind us. You have any comment for him or anything,
any message.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
We're making Los Angeles and California safer place. We're going
to continue to do that. And they can take that
one to the bank in cash it.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
So Gavin Newsom has a press conference and Ice shows
up and just starts arresting people who like repeat offenders
here illegally and arresting. I mean, that's what happens if you,
If you and I break the law, we get arrested.
Why are people who enter the country illegally allowed to
break whatever laws they want? That's the question. So Karen
Bass was very mad about this, so she shows up
(06:36):
audio some by ten. My gosh, this is like a sitcom.
All this stuff is happening outside right Kevin Newsom's inside. Okay,
believe it. Someone said they were going to see me
a red hat. I mean, you're going to steal the country.
And then Ice shows up outside. It's like it's it's
like a sitcom plus South Park and they start arresting everybody.
And then Karen Bass shows up from wherever the hell
(06:56):
she's been and she sees all these Ice agents. Well
to watch.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Not believe that this just happened to be a coincident.
Speaker 7 (07:04):
There is no way this was a coincidence. This was
widely publicized that the governor and many of our other
elected officials were having a press conference here to talk
about redistricting, and they decided they were gonna come and
comb there. No, they did run up the governor's space.
Why would you do that. That is unbelievably disrespectful. It's
a provocat it's act. They're talking about disorder in Los
(07:27):
Angeles and they are the source of the disorder in
Los Angeles right now. This is just completely unacceptable.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
This is a.
Speaker 7 (07:34):
Administration, this is a customs and Border patrol that has
gone amuck. This absolutely has to stop. There was no
danger here, there was no need to detain.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
They're enforcing the law. So wait, if I if I
don't pose a danger to you, I can do whatever
I want. Is that the new measure? Oh my gosh,
there's so many ideas that I have, Kane. If that's
the new standard for whether or not it's considered illegal,
then I'm going to run like I'm going to run
amok with that. Come up, come uck, I'm gonna run
(08:05):
crazy with that. If that's the standard, well, whether or
not it was dangerous for you or I'll yeah, I can.
I'll take those terms challenge accepted. She's just mad because
they got played. They got spanked so hard and they
made a big point about it. So here they show up.
You've got ice swarming. There's more audio Sun Bye nine.
(08:25):
They're swarming. They're arrests and all kinds of people. These
born Look at this. These are arrests right outside of
his press conference rive.
Speaker 8 (08:32):
Just outside of the downtown La Venue where Governor Gavin
Newsom was actually holding a press conference today, And it
appears that those Sporter Patrol agents are making arrests illegal
immigrants that I don't know if they were at this
press conference, if they were in the area, but this
is the very aus John put it when we first
saw this video, very in your face way to let
(08:54):
you know, Democrats know that you were going to do
your job, but you're going to carry out these Trump policies.
Can you just respond to this video we're watching.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
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It's time for Dana's quick.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Five foreclosures Rock It's up. They're up in Vegas after
some some rip off prices. But you know what, I
was talking to a front of ours, our Vegas Larry
friend who lives out there. Why does everybody think that
Vegas is just the strip, like all of the rat
pack stuff is outside the strip, you know, like actual Vegas.
It's all outside the strip. And that's where they're not
(10:24):
like Nicol and Dimini for absolutely everything Vegas though, and
a lot of it was previous Democrat policies where with
the housing market. So they've seen some foreclosures. Some people
said that Trump boycotts are also behind some of it.
But what that's so dumb, That is so dumb. Clark
County again all Democratic areas, like Democrat ran they had
two hundred default notices filed in June. But they said
(10:47):
it's high rates and then they said that by the
way that the uncertainty this precedes terrorists. This is just
an excuse that they're using it's so stupid, and any
kind of reduction in tourism would be related that that's
still a tale off of the previous We're still not
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people think that we are, but we're trying to punch
out of it. But it doesn't happen like that. It's
(11:09):
not a switch that you can just flip. We're gonna
have to explain this with Carol Roth at some point
in the future. Let's see here. Apparently now they're saying
gay dating apps are threatening to expose Republicans. Wait, do
they think that there are no gay like identifying as
gay Republicans. I'm curious about this because there are actually
a lot of gay Republicans. They're going to try to
(11:29):
use that overfell and versus Hodge's case. That's going to
be something they use as this Scotist tries to figure
out whether or not they take that Kim Davis case.
But they were this argument, how that somehow you're going
to have dating apps that are threatening to expose Republicans
In the face of this, I think all of them
are pretty out there anyway, you know, That's the thing.
(11:53):
They're all I mean, everybody's not like, oooh, this isn't
nineteen ninety. Shut up. Let's see Ooh. Shane O'Connor buyop
is in the world from the Slow Horses folks, and
I think it's gonna be called Nothing Compares.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
You know.
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Prince wrote that and then he gave it to her.
He loved her voice and he wanted to hear her
sing it and it blew him away. So apparently they're
doing a buyap of Shenead O'Connor, and it's the Irish
production company that's done Slow Horses, Power of the Dog,
Lady Macbeth, all that stuff, so it should be pretty good. Also,
let's see here, Oh my heavens, would you do those ladies?
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heart on her sleeve. She wears her husband's tattoo that
was on his arm in a frame on her wall.
They it's wow, it is. Yeah, it was his first
leave tattoo and their favorite.
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Because I think it kind of is.
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Yeah. I mean, I don't know. They said they used
a marker to outline the tattoo they wanted to preserve,
and then the mortician carefully removed the skin, put it
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So are you saying that I don't have to follow
the law. Oh my gosh, I've already thought of five
laws I'd immediately break, like in the span of ten seconds, Kane,
and I was sad that it was only five. It
should be more than that. I should have at least
two laws a second that I would break because we
have too many. We have too many felonies, we have
too many all kinds of stuff. I'm just saying, So
(14:16):
what law would you break, Kine. I mean, if that's
the new standard on the left.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
If I'm burgling something or stealing something like overnight, nobody's
around in some empty business, wasn't dangerous for anybody or me,
So I would be able to get away with maybe
even stealing cars from a dealership overnight.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
We have I'm not I don't want to say too much.
There's a neighbor friend of ours down our road that
has the fattest, funniest looking chicken and I won it
and they got loose one day, and I remember I
pulled over on the side of the road. They were
all these chickens were all over the road and door dude.
(14:57):
I called my son. I was like, how fast can
you run? And he's like what I'm like, I'm just
down the road and he goes, you mean run to
you and I go no, like after you get here,
how fast can you run? And he's like we're talking
about I was like, I gotta get some chickens. He's like, mom,
I'm like, no, there's some chickens in the road. And
he's like, are you trying to get them to safety?
And I'm like in my car. Yes. He's like, I
am not doing that. That's I'm like, ah, hang up,
(15:21):
finders keepers, I see a chicken. It's my chicken. I'd
take that thing and run so fast and then I'd
crochet some pants. I just want a pet chicken. My
grandpa had a pet chicken. His name was Dumpling. I
swear hands all hands. If I had more hands to
throw up, I would we ate it. I swear we
ate that thing. My granda, I think she just got
old and we ate it.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Did you have dumplin with Dumpling?
Speaker 4 (15:40):
My grandma would make homemade chicken and dumplings, and one
day Dumpling was no longer there. She used to sit
on the porch swing with my grandpa and he would sing,
oh gosh, what is that song? Crambone he'd whistle crambone
and he'd swing on the porch with this chicken, and
the chicken would do it, I swear to you. Then
he would. The chicken would bob its head and they'd
(16:04):
swing and he'd whistle crambone for for dumpling. That's the
funniest thing. She would peck anybody else to death, but
she'd love my grandpa anyway. So as you can see,
early on, I had a weird relationship with animals. So
so you, Steve, what law would you break if you know?
Since it's if you're not hurt nobody, you know, if
(16:24):
that's the measure of whether or not the law, the
legality of the law is determined by whether or not
it may hurt somebody, what would you do.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
I've lived in Virginia most of my life and their
open container laws are so annoying because the government controls
every liquor or beer sales in the whole state. I
just want open container, just to walk around and enjoy
my summer.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Wait, walk around with a drink.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
You meant in the car, I.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Was thinking that you were talking about driving.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
No, so you can't even walk around with an open.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Virginia you have to drink your drink in a zoned
off thing with a rope with a liquor license to
be able to drink it outside in Virginia. What you
didn't know that?
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Where? No is Virginia in America? Yes? Okay?
Speaker 4 (17:03):
Are we sure? So you okay? So let me ask
what if it's like in a yetti or not?
Speaker 1 (17:13):
But yeah, you hide it obviously, but like there's it's
not they don't enforce it that much. But it's annoying,
is it?
Speaker 4 (17:21):
I'm just suddenly you guys have the audience left for
forgive me. It's Friday and I'm suddenly fascinated. So is
it like just liquor or if.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
You're in if you're in a public bar, you have
to be in a zoned off spot to have alcohol.
You can't just want the rain.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Just said in Virginia you cannot be in your front
yard with a beer.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Correct? No? What what? That's what?
Speaker 4 (17:45):
That is the craziest thing I've ever heard. So whoa whoa,
whoa whoa whoa full stop everything, everybody just stop.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
We need we need we need a Richmond listeners to
chime in because they'll they' that's right, Richmond.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
What in the world. Oh my, So, so say you're
doing some yard work, right, you're cutting your grass? Which
does you're like weeding your flower beds, you know in
the summer it's hot outside. Like my favorite pastime used
to be to do some yard work, have a cold one,
sit on my porch and watch my neighborhood and then
(18:19):
I'd go inside and watch Cops when it was on
because that was the best show on TV and I
learned so much about policing. So anyway, you're telling me
that in Virginia, I could not, you know, do my
yard work, weed my garden, you know, pop open a
cold one, sit on my porch and watch the street.
I could not drink a cold one on my porch
(18:41):
and watch the street. I'm not in a car. I'm
in like a chair or a swing. Is that what
you're telling me.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
They don't n'tforce it that much. If you're outlie like
a bar bar you can't walk in the parking lot
with it. That's essentially what they're talking about.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Is there no nuance though, Like you can be on
your porch, but you can't be in your front yard. Well,
probably can you be on your but not be in
your front yard. Like, this is all sounding really weird
and crazy to me. Uh, how are you not in
your own property able to do that?
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Oh my gosh, it is including a front yard. If
it's visible visible to the public, it's a Class four misdemeanor.
And so Lorrain adds, yeah, in the backyard. Have all
the beer you want in a front yard?
Speaker 3 (19:20):
No, are you? What?
Speaker 2 (19:25):
What if I go to the front yard with a beer?
Speaker 4 (19:27):
What if you only have a front yard because I.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Threw the football over the house into the front yard
and I had to go get it.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
What if there's like a monster in your backyard and
you've got to stay in the front You know, you're
just oh my gosh, oh man, And I'm not even
gonna go to Reddit because everyone's like, I my neighbor
got ticketed from drinking on the porch.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
What all right? So hear me out.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
If you put your front door in the back door
and you just switch them, can you make your front
the back Like? Can you make your front yard the backyard?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Technically?
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Uh? You know what I mean? If a man can
say that he's a woman, I mean, I'm sure that
you can say my front guard identifies as the backyard.
I'm asking, wow, Wow, this is wild. I just looked
to see if they had a castle doctrine law in Virginia. Interesting,
they have a version of it. So I'd be like,
I'd put a castle doctor and sign in my art,
(20:19):
sit on my porch, and drink my beer. I cannot
believe I did not know this, So Steve gives it,
so that's right. I would break that all the time.
So well. The other thing is too depending on whether
or not you can enforce it technically, you'd have to
put it in like a Stannie, right and then and
what is somebody gonna do Like they're gonna be driving by, Like,
wait a minute, you look like you're drinking a beverage.
(20:41):
It's in a Stanni. My Stanny's lock. You gotta warrant
for that. Look, it's locked. It's slacked up.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
What I have big inflatable beer on my front lawn.
That's how I'd break the law.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
And pretend to drink the big inflightable beer.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
I'd actually not pretend and drink.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
Really, I would literally dress up as a PBR for
Halloween and just walk all around. I would actually do
that as an open PBR, just a troll. I cannot
even believe this in Richmond. That's crazy. We have our
we have a big affiliate out there. I am floored.
I cannot believe I didn't know this.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Y'all were free PBR's number one market Richmond, Virginia.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Fun fact.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
Are you serious? I just like the bottle shape, spread
white and blue. You know, I mean, it's interesting.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's his laugh mission to make bad decisions.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
It's time for Florida Man.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
Well, a Florida man is in trial this week because
he went out on a date and then had a
dispute with his date over the dinner bill and then
shot his date. Sounds like always sunn in Philadelphia, I swear.
CBS says that Jamal Morland is charged with attempted arm
robbery and attempted first degree murder. He met his date
(00:35):
on grinder and he apparently got mad and shot and
killed the dude or almost killed the dude because they
went to a bowling alley and in a liquor store.
What a date going to the bowling alley and then
heading to the liquor store. There's a date right there.
That's like the non gayest date I've ever heard. He's
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a horrible gay dude. These are some bad gays. This
is his here a bad gaze going to the bowling
alley and then the liquor store. At the hell so
he ordered food, wanted his state to pay the date refuse,
and then Moreland became mad and then he dropped Morland
off texted him up, picked him up and asked for
forty five dollars that he just got in a ticket.
And then apparently he decided to shoot the dude, striking
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him in the arm and chest. Good night. So he's
geez that story has everything, uh like this one. A
man is shocked, I tell you shocked because he discovered
that he's had He lives in Tanzania. He's had a
knife in his chest for eight years. Apparently he's had
(01:41):
literally a large knife blade lodged in his chest for
eight years. Now, wait a minute, this is Is this
a Florida man? It's in my Florida man story? Maybe,
well we'll claim it is, but uh oh no, maybe
it's a different one. Hang on, I may have messed up,
all right, and I'm scrolling too much. Let me do this.
Oh twenty five year old before to me and says
(02:02):
he was driving one hundred and twenty miles per hour
because he thought he was racing the cops. Okay, you
can't do that. You're not racing them, they're trying to
catch you.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Well, I think it's pretty sick and pathetic, and it
just said everything you need to know. The setting that
we're under that. They chose the time, manner, and place
to send their district director outside right when we're about
to have this Prescott shoid everything you know about Donald
Trump's America, and that was top down.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
You know that for a fact. They'll deny it.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
I'm sure maybe they won't deny it. Should everything you
know about the authoritarian tendencies of the President of the
United States. I said in a moment to wake up America.
Wake up. You will not have a country. If he
rigs this election. You will have a president will be
running for a third term. Mark my word. I wasn't
exaggerating when I said that I received in the mail
(02:56):
at Trump twenty twenty eight hat from one of his
biggest supporters. These guys are not screwing around. The rules
do not apply to him. The most corrupt president in history,
doesn't believe in free enterprise, crony capitalism. What he is
wrecking this country, wrecking the economy. It's a lawless president.
(03:17):
Wake up, America, wake up to what's going on.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Guys. They sent me a hat. Cuberly they some one
of his supporters sent me a hat. I mean it's
a meme. They're trolling him and he's so he takes
everything so seriously. Can you believe that one of the
supporters sent me your hat twenty twenty year hat? Because
they're stunting on you man this way, Welcome back to
(03:42):
the program, Dana lash with you or at the bottom
of the second hour, it's because my gosh, it's Friday.
There is not enough We do not have enough patience
to deal with that manchild today. Oh my heavens. So
Gavin Newsom he's having this press conference and he's I
thought I just thought it was hysterical that he a
meme hat. I mean, anybody can make a hat, but
he somehow took that to mean, well, he's gonna rig
(04:04):
the election. How are you gonna rig the election? What
do you mean midterms? He's gonna rig This is what
Democrats are setting up. No one wants them, No one
wants them. They're the annoying person at the bar, guy
or girl who won't leave you alone. You know what
I mean? Guys, you know it. Ladies, you know who
I'm talking about. Right, Just imagine men, it's that annoying chick, right,
she's you know, you don't want to jump on that
(04:26):
land mine. You're not gonna lie your friends to jump
on that landmine. But she will not take no for
an answer, right and or, ladies, the man who won't
take no for an answer. He keeps insistent on buying
you a drink and he wants to talk to you.
And no, they don't get it. Democrats don't get it.
They don't understand that the American public is not into
what they're selling. It's why they keep losing and losing
(04:49):
and losing and losing. Nobody wants that, nobody wants these policies.
Come on, it's just uh huh. But now he's there,
So he's there. He's whining. You know, he's saying, oh
he's what did he say that? He's he's not for
a free market, free enterprise. He's like the sister Hamas
(05:14):
for Democrats, Kevin Newsom is you know George Stefanopolis's sister
who puts on maybe no one will notice. She puts
on a habit and then spits poison.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Gavin has less of a mustache. But yeah, true.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
But while he's there, I got busy. They will audio
some at eleven Border Patrol Chief just they were arresting
people right outside of this press conference. This hysterical. Listen
to this.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
We're making Uh, Los Angeles is sacred place. Since we
won't have politicians that will do that, we do that ourselves.
So that's what we're here today is you can see
already making it a safer place. We're glad to be here,
not going anywhere.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
And you're the governor's side right there, and I don't
know where he's at you he's about one hundred feet
behind us. You have any comment for him or anything,
any message.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
We're making Los Angeles and California safer place. We're going
to continue to do that. And they can take that
one to the bank in cash it.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
So Gavin Newsom has a press conference and Ice shows
up and just starts arresting people who like repeat offenders
here illegally and arresting. I mean, that's what happens if you,
If you and I break the law, we get arrested.
Why are people who enter the country illegally allowed to
break whatever laws they want? That's the question. So Karen
Bass was very mad about this, so she shows up
(06:36):
audio some by ten. My gosh, this is like a sitcom.
All this stuff is happening outside right Kevin Newsom's inside. Okay,
believe it. Someone said they were going to see me
a red hat. I mean, you're going to steal the country.
And then Ice shows up outside. It's like it's it's
like a sitcom plus South Park and they start arresting everybody.
And then Karen Bass shows up from wherever the hell
(06:56):
she's been and she sees all these Ice agents. Well
to watch.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Not believe that this just happened to be a coincident.
Speaker 7 (07:04):
There is no way this was a coincidence. This was
widely publicized that the governor and many of our other
elected officials were having a press conference here to talk
about redistricting, and they decided they were gonna come and
comb there. No, they did run up the governor's space.
Why would you do that. That is unbelievably disrespectful. It's
a provocat it's act. They're talking about disorder in Los
(07:27):
Angeles and they are the source of the disorder in
Los Angeles right now. This is just completely unacceptable.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
This is a.
Speaker 7 (07:34):
Administration, this is a customs and Border patrol that has
gone amuck. This absolutely has to stop. There was no
danger here, there was no need to detain.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
They're enforcing the law. So wait, if I if I
don't pose a danger to you, I can do whatever
I want. Is that the new measure? Oh my gosh,
there's so many ideas that I have, Kane. If that's
the new standard for whether or not it's considered illegal,
then I'm going to run like I'm going to run
amok with that. Come up, come uck, I'm gonna run
(08:05):
crazy with that. If that's the standard, well, whether or
not it was dangerous for you or I'll yeah, I can.
I'll take those terms challenge accepted. She's just mad because
they got played. They got spanked so hard and they
made a big point about it. So here they show up.
You've got ice swarming. There's more audio Sun Bye nine.
(08:25):
They're swarming. They're arrests and all kinds of people. These
born Look at this. These are arrests right outside of
his press conference rive.
Speaker 8 (08:32):
Just outside of the downtown La Venue where Governor Gavin
Newsom was actually holding a press conference today, And it
appears that those Sporter Patrol agents are making arrests illegal
immigrants that I don't know if they were at this
press conference, if they were in the area, but this
is the very aus John put it when we first
saw this video, very in your face way to let
(08:54):
you know, Democrats know that you were going to do
your job, but you're going to carry out these Trump policies.
Can you just respond to this video we're watching.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
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Karen Bass is so mad because they're not. She's not
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Five foreclosures Rock It's up. They're up in Vegas after
some some rip off prices. But you know what, I
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Vegas is just the strip, like all of the rat
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It's all outside the strip. And that's where they're not
(10:24):
like Nicol and Dimini for absolutely everything Vegas though, and
a lot of it was previous Democrat policies where with
the housing market. So they've seen some foreclosures. Some people
said that Trump boycotts are also behind some of it.
But what that's so dumb, That is so dumb. Clark
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(10:47):
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(11:09):
not a switch that you can just flip. We're gonna
have to explain this with Carol Roth at some point
in the future. Let's see here. Apparently now they're saying
gay dating apps are threatening to expose Republicans. Wait, do
they think that there are no gay like identifying as
gay Republicans. I'm curious about this because there are actually
a lot of gay Republicans. They're going to try to
(11:29):
use that overfell and versus Hodge's case. That's going to
be something they use as this Scotist tries to figure
out whether or not they take that Kim Davis case.
But they were this argument, how that somehow you're going
to have dating apps that are threatening to expose Republicans
In the face of this, I think all of them
are pretty out there anyway, you know, That's the thing.
(11:53):
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You know.
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They it's wow, it is. Yeah, it was his first
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So are you saying that I don't have to follow
the law. Oh my gosh, I've already thought of five
laws I'd immediately break, like in the span of ten seconds, Kane,
and I was sad that it was only five. It
should be more than that. I should have at least
two laws a second that I would break because we
have too many. We have too many felonies, we have
too many all kinds of stuff. I'm just saying, So
(14:16):
what law would you break, Kine. I mean, if that's
the new standard on the left.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
If I'm burgling something or stealing something like overnight, nobody's
around in some empty business, wasn't dangerous for anybody or me,
So I would be able to get away with maybe
even stealing cars from a dealership overnight.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
We have I'm not I don't want to say too much.
There's a neighbor friend of ours down our road that
has the fattest, funniest looking chicken and I won it
and they got loose one day, and I remember I
pulled over on the side of the road. They were
all these chickens were all over the road and door dude.
(14:57):
I called my son. I was like, how fast can
you run? And he's like what I'm like, I'm just
down the road and he goes, you mean run to
you and I go no, like after you get here,
how fast can you run? And he's like we're talking
about I was like, I gotta get some chickens. He's like, mom,
I'm like, no, there's some chickens in the road. And
he's like, are you trying to get them to safety?
And I'm like in my car. Yes. He's like, I
am not doing that. That's I'm like, ah, hang up,
(15:21):
finders keepers, I see a chicken. It's my chicken. I'd
take that thing and run so fast and then I'd
crochet some pants. I just want a pet chicken. My
grandpa had a pet chicken. His name was Dumpling. I
swear hands all hands. If I had more hands to
throw up, I would we ate it. I swear we
ate that thing. My granda, I think she just got
old and we ate it.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Did you have dumplin with Dumpling?
Speaker 4 (15:40):
My grandma would make homemade chicken and dumplings, and one
day Dumpling was no longer there. She used to sit
on the porch swing with my grandpa and he would sing,
oh gosh, what is that song? Crambone he'd whistle crambone
and he'd swing on the porch with this chicken, and
the chicken would do it, I swear to you. Then
he would. The chicken would bob its head and they'd
(16:04):
swing and he'd whistle crambone for for dumpling. That's the
funniest thing. She would peck anybody else to death, but
she'd love my grandpa anyway. So as you can see,
early on, I had a weird relationship with animals. So
so you, Steve, what law would you break if you know?
Since it's if you're not hurt nobody, you know, if
(16:24):
that's the measure of whether or not the law, the
legality of the law is determined by whether or not
it may hurt somebody, what would you do.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
I've lived in Virginia most of my life and their
open container laws are so annoying because the government controls
every liquor or beer sales in the whole state. I
just want open container, just to walk around and enjoy
my summer.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
Wait, walk around with a drink.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
You meant in the car, I.
Speaker 4 (16:47):
Was thinking that you were talking about driving.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
No, so you can't even walk around with an open.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Virginia you have to drink your drink in a zoned
off thing with a rope with a liquor license to
be able to drink it outside in Virginia. What you
didn't know that?
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Where? No is Virginia in America? Yes? Okay?
Speaker 4 (17:03):
Are we sure? So you okay? So let me ask
what if it's like in a yetti or not?
Speaker 1 (17:13):
But yeah, you hide it obviously, but like there's it's
not they don't enforce it that much. But it's annoying,
is it?
Speaker 4 (17:21):
I'm just suddenly you guys have the audience left for
forgive me. It's Friday and I'm suddenly fascinated. So is
it like just liquor or if.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
You're in if you're in a public bar, you have
to be in a zoned off spot to have alcohol.
You can't just want the rain.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
Just said in Virginia you cannot be in your front
yard with a beer.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Correct? No? What what? That's what?
Speaker 4 (17:45):
That is the craziest thing I've ever heard. So whoa whoa,
whoa whoa whoa full stop everything, everybody just stop.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
We need we need we need a Richmond listeners to
chime in because they'll they' that's right, Richmond.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
What in the world. Oh my, So, so say you're
doing some yard work, right, you're cutting your grass? Which
does you're like weeding your flower beds, you know in
the summer it's hot outside. Like my favorite pastime used
to be to do some yard work, have a cold one,
sit on my porch and watch my neighborhood and then
(18:19):
I'd go inside and watch Cops when it was on
because that was the best show on TV and I
learned so much about policing. So anyway, you're telling me
that in Virginia, I could not, you know, do my
yard work, weed my garden, you know, pop open a
cold one, sit on my porch and watch the street.
I could not drink a cold one on my porch
(18:41):
and watch the street. I'm not in a car. I'm
in like a chair or a swing. Is that what
you're telling me.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
They don't n'tforce it that much. If you're outlie like
a bar bar you can't walk in the parking lot
with it. That's essentially what they're talking about.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Is there no nuance though, Like you can be on
your porch, but you can't be in your front yard. Well,
probably can you be on your but not be in
your front yard. Like, this is all sounding really weird
and crazy to me. Uh, how are you not in
your own property able to do that?
Speaker 4 (19:10):
Oh my gosh, it is including a front yard. If
it's visible visible to the public, it's a Class four misdemeanor.
And so Lorrain adds, yeah, in the backyard. Have all
the beer you want in a front yard?
Speaker 3 (19:20):
No, are you? What?
Speaker 2 (19:25):
What if I go to the front yard with a beer?
Speaker 4 (19:27):
What if you only have a front yard because I.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Threw the football over the house into the front yard
and I had to go get it.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
What if there's like a monster in your backyard and
you've got to stay in the front You know, you're
just oh my gosh, oh man, And I'm not even
gonna go to Reddit because everyone's like, I my neighbor
got ticketed from drinking on the porch.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
What all right? So hear me out.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
If you put your front door in the back door
and you just switch them, can you make your front
the back Like? Can you make your front yard the backyard?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Technically?
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Uh? You know what I mean? If a man can
say that he's a woman, I mean, I'm sure that
you can say my front guard identifies as the backyard.
I'm asking, wow, Wow, this is wild. I just looked
to see if they had a castle doctrine law in Virginia. Interesting,
they have a version of it. So I'd be like,
I'd put a castle doctor and sign in my art,
(20:19):
sit on my porch, and drink my beer. I cannot
believe I did not know this, So Steve gives it,
so that's right. I would break that all the time.
So well. The other thing is too depending on whether
or not you can enforce it technically, you'd have to
put it in like a Stannie, right and then and
what is somebody gonna do Like they're gonna be driving by, Like,
wait a minute, you look like you're drinking a beverage.
(20:41):
It's in a Stanni. My Stanny's lock. You gotta warrant
for that. Look, it's locked. It's slacked up.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
What I have big inflatable beer on my front lawn.
That's how I'd break the law.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
And pretend to drink the big inflightable beer.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
I'd actually not pretend and drink.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
Really, I would literally dress up as a PBR for
Halloween and just walk all around. I would actually do
that as an open PBR, just a troll. I cannot
even believe this in Richmond. That's crazy. We have our
we have a big affiliate out there. I am floored.
I cannot believe I didn't know this.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Y'all were free PBR's number one market Richmond, Virginia.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Fun fact.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
Are you serious? I just like the bottle shape, spread
white and blue. You know, I mean, it's interesting.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
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