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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsored by Keltech.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's his laugh mission to make bad decisions. It's time
for Florida man.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Hmm, this is a crazy story. A Florida woman who
was accused of attacking her estranged daughter was stabbed by
the eight year old girl protecting her mother.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
This is horrible.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Eight year old stab her grandmother with a kitchen knife
to stop her from attacking her mother. They said the
victim's estranged biological mother, whose name is sirple, entered the
daughter's home uninvited through an unlocked door and attacked the
victim with a serrated knife. While trying to protect her mother,
the victim's eight year old girl grabbed a kitchen knife
and stabbed her in the arm. Goodness, the Sheriff's office arrived.
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They were able to They said the biological mother was
the one and the wrong, and she tried to flee,
but they were able to get her. She's being charged
with attempted second degree murder. The kid wasn't hurt, thank heavens.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
But my word. Also, let's see the woman drives a
tank to.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
A McDonald's drive through, like an actual tank, a ripsaw
tank through McDonald's drive through. This, Uh, it's a civilian tank.
You know, people can own tanks, and it's a ripsaw
civilian tank.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
It's road legal. The base price is five.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Hundred thousand dollars and it can go maybe about forty
miles per hour. Oh and it gets a glorious four
miles to the gallon.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Guys, Oh my gosh, it's so great.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I still would drive it, but real slow. But yeah,
the woman took it through. I'm actually surprised that it
fit into the drive through because most of the drive
through lanes are kind of small, and man, the treads
on that sticks so far out. But yeah, they were
able to drive it through a McDonald's drive through, and
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they they to do it. So there you go. Five
hundred thousand dollars base price for that. Like, where would
you be able to drive it for five hundred thousand dollars?
I mean, I guess if you can, you know, I
don't know. Uh, let's see here. We got a couple
of other ones. There's a FedEx delivery that led to
a twenty two thousand dollars Rolex theft in Boca Ratan,
(02:20):
So apparently a Rolex got delivered to the wrong address,
and the guy who signed for it and got it
pawned it for ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
That's insane.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
The guy twenty five confessed to signing for the package,
opening it, and then he gave it to a friend
who pawned it. Who just has a Rolex sent to them? Like,
why wouldn't you go if you're going to spend that
kind of money, I mean, that's twenty two thousand dollars.
Why would you just have it like sent where anybody
could sign for it.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
That just seems just seems kind of irresponsible. It's a
Rolex GMT Master. It was bought and then shipped overnight
to what the victim thought was his current business address,
but apparently FedEx delivered it to the old address that
he had and signed. A guy signed his name for it,
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and he had to visit the address. He spoke with
the guy who admitted to signing for it, opening it,
giving it to a friend, and then they pawned for ten
thousand dollars, and then he apparently gave he told the
victimy to give.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Him six thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
The guy already spent twenty two thousand dollars on this
and it was the pawn shot placed the watch in
an evidence hold after police intervened. And yeah, so anyway,
he was arrested on grand theft, a felony for property
value between twenty thousand and one hundred thousand.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
He's still at Palm Beach County Jail.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
But what about FedEx for like like delivering to the
wrong address or did this guy have the wrong address listed?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
That's the million dollar question.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Let's see here, got a couple of others. Oh, there's well,
I don't know why people do naked. A Boca Raton
woman burglarized a bagel shop in the buff I hope
she stayed away from all the food. It was in
West Palm Beach. A book of Raton woman is facing
multiple felony charges. She walked into a bagel shop in
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the buff Yasmine albla twenty six arrested charge with burglary, Oh,
this explains it, felony, possession of fentanyl, oh, also prisoner escape, OH.
Also giving a false named to law enforcement, and possession
of drug paraphernalia. Police were flagged down by an employee
of the shop. It was closed for the day, but
Apparently she just walked inside and they found her drinking
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orange juice and she was wearing a store.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Jacket and that was it.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
And then before they arrested her, she tried splashing water
on herself in the bathroom, stating that she just needed
to take a shower. They found this is okay. They
sh had a backpack and some at least shoes. They
found a glass pipe with burnt residue in her shoes
and a small baggy in her backpack and it was fentanyl.
And she said that she has an issue with fentanyl.
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I don't know if you guys saw this, but there
has there's a lot of outrage over well, it's this
the South Park episode come to life with the Strong Woman,
where you have a dude that wins the strong woman competition,
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and that's what ended up happening at the twenty twenty
five World's Strongest Woman competition, because the guy who won
it is literally a guy, and he's a former porn
actor and he's trans now and it took place just
a few days ago here in Texas. The guy Jammy Booker,
(07:08):
he's a transgender athlete, so he's a male who pretends
to be a female on the pro strong woman stage.
He's done three international performances and he won the biggest
of the year, and a lot of people people found
like videos of his old life where he was a dude.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
He went by the name Jammy j.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Apparently according to a number of like fitness vault has
it where he was listed as a transgender adult film actor.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Anyway, there's a.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Lot of fury at this because it's called the Strong
Woman competition, and he's a pretty big dude by the way,
he's a large dude. I don't I don't know. You
can watch this. This has cut Wow, this is one
of the people. The woman who should have won, who
(08:05):
came in second place. Is what she had to say
about it.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Watch for her.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
She just walked right off. She's like, I'm not even
dealing with it. She just walked right off. She said,
this is BS, and she just walked right off because
she should.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
It is BS.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
She should be first place. She's a woman. It's the
Strong Woman competition, and this adult male won it.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
This guy, he's gone.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Through puberty as a dude. He's lived a lot of
his adult life as a dude. He's just he decided
to start identifying as a woman because apparently women's sports
and women's athletic competitions can be treated as JV and
he ends up winning. It is literally the South Park episode,
which I wish we could play, but we can't because
(09:00):
you know, licensing and all that stuff. But yeah, they
had the guy who ended up winning the Strong Woman competition.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
It was just so far.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
I mean, it's South Park come to life. It has
absolutely come to life now. But there are people who
were criticizing the second place winner for walking off the stage.
When why would she stay up there and debase herself.
It's disrespectful. I mean, you have a man who is
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beating all the women to take the trophy, and the
woman for whom the competition was created and named strong
Woman is now kicked to second place.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
They should not be competing in the women's category. They've had.
It's this. It's literally South Park right here.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
This is what happened in Arlington, Texas at the Strong
Woman competition.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
That's it. That is absolutely it. That's what happened.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
They could have there's a reason why you have you
don't have women pretending to dudes going into dude sports
because biology is real. If it was a construct, then
you would immediately adapt to whatever strengths that men have.
You would immediately your body would reflect it. You could
morph into it like a were wolf, like a wear
(10:16):
trans you could just morph into it and you would
immediately adopt all those strengths. But that's not how biology works.
Doesn't work that way. It's not This is not about science,
and it's not about fair competition, and it's and it's
not even about women, even though they're trying to say
that it is. It's not about women at all, and
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that's not fair. So I don't know why how would
this encourage anybody to even continue competing in this competition
when you know that it's you're not going to get
a fair break at it. You're not going to get
a fair crack at it at all. That's you know.
I don't know. I this is what Sophie Cunningham said,
(10:59):
This is cut twenty one talking about this issue, which
it's true.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Listen, I think, and this is my personal opinion, but
if you are a professional football player, basketball player, really
any sport, but let's just take it basketball because that's
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where we're both at. Like to me, like if if
you're in that elite level group, yeah, you should be
able to beat the girls. Like I'm not, I'm not
surprised by that, Like that is not a but I
just don't get why it's continuing to get brought up
and like if women are saying that, like he couldn't
beat them, Yeah he could.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Any NBA, any NBA.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Star or player could beat a female in high school.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yeah, absolutely, because they're dude. Yeah, they're dudes. Because they're dudes.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
You had a soccer team here in Texas that beat
the women's because they're guys.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
It's different. It's different.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
That's why I can't even be like we have to
have basic education on biology, like we're gonna have to
do that now.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
It's just so weird to me.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
It's so weird that this is it's so weird that
this is that it's that's I feel bad for this late.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I feel bad for the lady that worked.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
So hard and had to stand you know, second place
up there on that podium, had to stand was on
the podium second place because the man took her spot,
took her rightful spot. That's something, and it's more and more,
it seems like it's happening. Although finally at least the
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And now all of the news you would probably miss.
It's time for data's quickfive.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
I did not have this on my Bingo card for
end of the year craziness. But a politician named Adolf
Hitler is set to win election in a southern African country.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Oh yeah, it's a real story. It's absolutely true.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
This individual name Adolf Hitler, Adolf Hitler, Hunona, fifty nine,
is poised to win a second local election in Namibia
on November twenty six tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
He's going to hold his seat.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
He got eighty five percent of the vote in twenty twenty. Yeah,
he's a member of a very left wing party. And
he said that I guess his dad liked the name
and that named in that because he apparently saw.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
It in the news and liked the name.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
And he just said that publicly, he doesn't go by Hitler,
he just admits Hitler, but he everybody calls him Adolph.
But he said he's not going to change his name.
That's wow. And also apparently his car does have a
swastika on it, at least that's what the New York
Post says.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Might be a little bit more than he likes the name.
Just thinking.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Scientists issue an ominous warning over a mind altering brain
weapons that can control your perception, your memory, and your behavior.
They say the tools to manipulate the central nervous systems
today confused or even coerce, are becoming more precise, more accessible,
and even more attractive to different states for use. It's
in a newly published book from two professors at Bradford University,
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and they say that China, Russia, US and even ukban
researching these so called central nervous system or CNS weapons
since the fifties. And they said it's become so advanced
that it actually could be created, which they said is terrifying.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
And I agree with that.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Volcano and Ethiopia has erupted for the first time in
twelve thousand years.
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That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Twelve thousand years thick plumes of smoke up to nine
miles shot up into the sky. According to the to
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about five hundred miles from northeast of attis Abba, and
they said it erupted for hours. The volcano rises about
(16:09):
fifteen hundred yards in altitude, sits in a rift valley,
and there's two tectonic plates plates that meet there. So
they said there's a lot of activity, but still for hours,
it erupted for hours. It's a lot. This Thai woman
was found alive in a coffin after she was brought
in for cremation. According to the Associated Press, this is insane.
(16:30):
This woman, she shocked the staff they brought so they
brought the coffin in and she began moving. Kind of
scared the bejeebers out of the staff because they were
getting ready to literally, like you know, cremate her. And
apparently they saved her because she was still. She opened
her eyes and was moving. It's kind of scary. Everybody's
(16:52):
worse nightmare.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Stick with us. We've got a lot more in store.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Apparently, you said, I hate the city, I hate the
Tennessee bachelorettes.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
I hate pedal tab, I hate country music. I hate
all the things that make Nashville.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
I hate it.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Now in the audio, tat is a little bit fair,
isn't it? It's so fair? Sure, weigh in on that often, But.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
What would you like to say about this clip that's
floating around?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
So I'm gonna say something I haven't said. And I
think it's funny how my parents don't kill me. But
I did not hate country music. I was conceived after
a George Strait concert. I can't believe you. And also
that's gross.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
We don't even I mean, I don't need to keep
hearing more about this woman. This is her what is
her name? Aten? She's got this, she's got a bachelorette
name aften Ben. And that's after she was saying that
she hated country music and she hated everything about Nashville.
But yet she's running for office in the district in
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which Nashville resides. And you remember she went often was
saying that she hated everything about Nashville and country music,
everything like she just went off on everything. She seems
a little extra, especially if you want to look uh
and see what this is from twenty nineteen. This is
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cut Siggs one twenty nineteen where she had to be
forcibly removed from Governor Lee's office. So she seems like
a drama seeker.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Watch.
Speaker 5 (18:26):
Well, okay, are you okay? That's really a necessary.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Good. Heavens, she's super extra.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
So she was told to leave, she didn't leave, and
then I guess they had to forcibly make her leave. Yeah,
she seems kind of like a handful. We're not big
fans of hers. She seems incredibly dramatic. Like all the
things that she says that she hates, it seems like
it's all and she is all of them. She's all
(19:23):
of those things. Oh, but there's more. So this is
she really hates married women. And I think she's I
think she's single. She really doesn't like married women. This
is let's see cut. Let's start with cut eight where
she's talking about people who give birth. I know, listen
to how I said that, listen to what she says.
Speaker 6 (19:45):
I think, as an organizer and as an activist, like,
we really have an opportunity here from this country to
talk about what type of policy, progressive policies we want
to see as young women and I think we have
you know, as birth or you know, as women who
can give birth, men and women who can give birth.
(20:05):
We can maybe leverage that as collective bargaining, which is
the basis of this book that I'm not I've just
started reading, but called birth Strike and how.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
So the ment so she doesn't even understand basic biology.
Oh well, you know, like men and women who can
get Also, what was happening I'm sorry to point this out.
What is happening with her chest in that photo? It's
like she's got pillows shoved under her sweater. I don't
understand that. It's like they're all misshapen and weird.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
What is even that? That's weird?
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Right, I'm not the only one who's seen that, Right,
that's what is that?
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Want?
Speaker 5 (20:40):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (20:41):
It looks like she's got like why is it shaped
like that?
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Anyway? I just I can't.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
But then she says this also cut So she went
in and she was talking about men and women who
can give birth, which isn't a real thing.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
And then cut seven.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Oh here's that third, third and fourth wave feminism we
hate so much.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
Listen to this.
Speaker 7 (21:06):
My therapist always asks me to transcribe my dreams when
they happen, And the recurring dream I've had is.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
Standing up in a cafeteria full of.
Speaker 7 (21:19):
Women I don't know why I was there or whatever,
and saying I don't want children, I want power, and
just screaming it at the top of my lungs.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
And for someone who grew up with my mother telling
me never have kids, because you will. You know, you'll
have to give up a lot, You'll have to sacrifice professionally,
which is what she's saying. And where I am now
with seeing the consequences and the ramifications of women having
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kids and being in the political field and what they're
able to achieve because we don't offer you know, it's
like the political field hasn't met the challenge of working moms.
They really haven't.
Speaker 7 (21:58):
But also deeply patriarchal structures that these women are are
involved with because they've chosen marriage and they've chosen to
raise children. And I think in the South it's it's
incredibly difficult.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
It's not a patriarchal structure.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
It's this is so goofy And you know, maybe if
she had kids, she would understand the you know, that
nurturing aspect. Maybe if she was inclined to even have children.
I'm glad that she doesn't breed. I'm glad that she
doesn't have kids because I can't imagine the kind of
snot knows brat a woman like that would raise, or
a female like that would raise.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
First off, what really gives me?
Speaker 1 (22:37):
She was like, well, I don't want to have kids
because I want power in her dream for she immediately
sounds like a crackpot. She opens with while I was
telling my quack, I mean my therapist, you know that
made dreams and I have to write down mad dreams.
And although so dumb, she doesn't even understand that children
are power. Children are your stake in the next generation.
It's your legacy that is power. It is incredibly powerful,
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and it's always, you know, unfortunate when you have clueless
chicks who don't understand that. I mean, if you don't
want to have kids, fine, don't have kids, but don't
look down on everyone else as that they're playing a
part in some sort of patriarchal structure.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
I mean, that's asinine.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Good heavens, this is what third and fourth way they
still keep operating on these old fantasies of you know,
a nineteen like forties structure. It's just it's just it's
asinine and it does a disservice to women. But then
at the same time, though in the other clip, she
was saying men and women who can give birth, So
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she actively says one thing, and then she undermined her
own ideology. Is she can't even keep it straight. She
undermines it with her next with her other comment. But
having children as power, that is powerful, and she just
seems like she has never grown up. Lorraine says it's
a wonky uniboot. That's what she says, is why it
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looks like misshapen pillows, saying that's what your couch pillows
look like after some years?
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Is what is that?
Speaker 1 (24:09):
But she just sounds whenever I hear her talk, she's
always tearing down other women. Have you noticed that she's
tearing down other women going to Nashville, calling them bachelorettes,
making fun of them. She tears down women who want
to have kids and have families. She's saying that they're
participating in a deeply patriarchal structure. It sounds like she
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is a jealous female who doesn't have a man, doesn't
have a prospect of marriage or family, and is projecting
her anger at that onto everybody, all these other women.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
That's what it sounds like.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
She sounds dissatisfied and discontent, and she thinks that everybody
else is responsible for it, because that's why she targets
women so much. I mean, almost every single comment that
I've heard and her make, aside from the one where
she claims that she was conceived after a George Strait concert,
which grows, but every single comment that she makes, it's
(25:11):
always about she's whipping some other chick. Every single time.
She has no words of praise for them, and she
keeps coming back to the whole Nashville bachelorette thing like
That was the third the audio that we played for
you today, That was the third I've seen actually two
other cuts where she was going off on this. I
don't understand the obsession other than she is dissatisfied with
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her own life and is holding responsible other women whom
she is envious of. That's just what I get from her,
because she has all of these behavioral attributes that she
claims that she doesn't like in other people, but they
are all manifest within her. I mean, for crying out loud,
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she sounds like a dits. I can't even imagine somebody
like this running for Congress, to say nothing of how
she hates the area that she represents.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
It's weird.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
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