March 18, 2025 • 24 mins
One-hit wonder ‘90’s band, Semisonic, makes a statement condemning The White House from using their song, “Closing Time”, under a video of the deportation of illegal gangs. A Liberal French politician asks for the Statue of Liberty back because he says the US “despises it” with our immigration policies. Teslas continue to be vandalized, set on fire or destroyed in protest of Elon Musk.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsored by Keltec.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Can we talk about the band of Audible Aids that
is mad that Trump used their song in a video?
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Yes, Dana, we can.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I don't even want to say this band's name or
horrible this band. I am really picky about my music.
As you guys know, I am very picky about my music.
So this band was a holy terror back in the
late nineties. Can you remember they.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Were a terror?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
They terrorized the airwaves for an inordinate amount of time.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
That's true. That one song.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yeah, they're one hit wonder. It's a nineties band called
Semi Sonic. It is a band composed of flaccid, stringy
haired one hit wonders and whose song is about closing
time at the bar. And I'm not playing it because
it is Audible Aids and I care about your health.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
So the White House posted a.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Video showing two hundred or so Trendo Arragua and mus
thirteen members that boarded two planes before they were being
flown back to El Salvador in the dead of Saturday night,
and they used that band's song closing time. You don't
have to go home, but you can't stay here. And
they played it, and I'm like, oh, that's funny. You
know that band was. They sucked out loud so hard.
(01:17):
Oh man, it almost like made the earth like go
into itself.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
It was so bad.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Anyway, So the band got really excited because they haven't
been relevant since nineteen ninety eight, and they got really excited.
And they saw this as a great pr opportunity to
whine about their music being featured in a video posted
on social media by the White House. And so they
no one said anything, and then Simmy Sonic gets out there, quote,
(01:44):
we did not authorize or condone the White House's use
of our song Closing Time in any way.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
And know they didn't ask.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
The song is about joy and possibilities and hope, and
they have missed the point entirely. Oh really the song,
I mean, congratulations on your appropriated snobbery, your song with
your genius lyrics about joy. It's a song about the
lights coming up, the tabs, closing out, the stools flipping over,
(02:13):
and last call and beer goggles.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
That's what the song is about.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Banger lyrics like closing time, time for you to go
out to the places you will be from. Oh my gosh,
brings someone called the Pulitzer Committee, because these people are
going two places from whence they came.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
What amazing?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I mean, we have among us, ladies and gentlemen, an
undiscovered bard who has revolutionized rhyme and meter. Perhaps one
day they can share the grave with Shakespeare when they
shuffle off of this mortal coil. I mean, don't forget
the melodramatic chorus of what's his face? Mcleague singer when
(02:56):
he brays like a donkey, I know who I want
to take me home?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Eleven g frillion times, And by the end of.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
The first chorus, everybody was pleading with everyone, anybody in
the song's bar, to please take him, for the love
of all things holy home so he can shut up.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Please. This song was a plague to my coming of
age phase. It was a terror.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
They're domestic terrorists, and it was everywhere, and bars finally
did actually take to play in it at closing time
because it was a great way to drive everybody out.
I don't know, I mean, I suppose you can pretend
there's a deeper meaning to the song other than Yo
the bar's closing GTFO, because that's exactly what the song
is about.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Like you know GTFO Out of My Bar.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
You know that's that's the whole song. But I don't
even think they own the licensing to their song. I
think Warner Brothers owns it. They own all the licensing
to it. So these guys don't even own their own,
you know, their own music. And so many of these
groups they license their stuff through as kat BMI and
then they complain about about its usage after they cashed
the check. So sorry if we think it's shallow and
(04:02):
non essential. I mean they could say, uh, we don't
endorse Trump's views, but it is closing time for Trenda
Arragua and MS thirteen. But they're instead they're sad and
angry that these violent, repeat offending illegal aliens are being
sent back to or being sent back to El Salvador
or prison. I mean they're sad. I guess that they
can't freely run our streets. I mean that's the problem
(04:23):
with the left. Their tribalism is so great, so insane
that they refuse to acknowledge the merit of something that
we literally all agreed on a decade ago, right, we
all agreed it's bad. You can't have like criminal illegal
aliens coming in rapism, murders.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
We can't.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
But because Trump is in office, No, they can't agree
with you anymore because Trump. That's not tribalism, it's lunacy. Golly,
this band, yeah, it's I never want to hear the
song again.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I never want to talk about them again. But they're
very excited.
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Speaker 4 (05:53):
I would say if they're eighteen with Unter Biden, that
will be something I look at this afternoon.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Okay, So I just sharted better for the first time.
So you have eighteen Secret Service going out? Where is
he exactly in South Africa?
Speaker 4 (06:07):
In South Africa and South Africa you know is on
a watch list? You know that because what they're doing
to people is brutal. And I've stopped having money go
to South Africa. You know that billions of dollars. So
he's in South Africa. That's very interesting. All right, I'm
going to take a look at that.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Thank you, berber So why does he have a detail
in South Africa? Why does Hunter Biden have a detail
in South Africa?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Well, why is he? And I did they say like
where where he is?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
A specifically because you know so DRC while a separate entity,
you know, it's in the area nearby and with his
Seneca Rosemont firm, they actually helped China all of this cobalt.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
You guys remember that story.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
It was a huge story, and I'm just wondering if
he's doing business like more of the same. There their
gravy train for whatever, their gravy train's gone. I mean,
you guys saw he's broke. He's too broke to continue
defending himself. His argument is that the core cases should
be dropped because he's too broke to defend himself, not
(07:24):
because there's an absence of evidence, just because he's broke.
The guy who was flee seeing people through his dad's office, right,
and then he was surprised that nobody wanted to buy
his little spit paintings anymore. It's crazy because like the
moment his dad left office, nobody wanted his work anymore. Wild,
isn't it? Nobody wanted it? Not valuable anymore?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
You don't think it was?
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Kay?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Was it artistic? Would you hang it in your house?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Would you tell your guests Hunter Biden spit his saliva
was on this.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
No, I wouldn't spend any money on it.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
But it's like hazardous to your health to spent you know,
consider just saying he's like a cocaine factory, like a
Hoover for like blow like it's true, so we don't
know what he's doing there, but they had crazy amounts.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
I mean, he and Ashley.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Biden, the two drug addict kids that they got, they
both were apparently receiving Secret Service detail. Now you remember
his house that he had when he was in Malibu,
he was in Venice Beach because I have friends who
live in Venice Beach. They're like the only conservatives in
Venice Beach, I think, but God loved them. They try
not telling you their name, but they he lived like
(08:35):
right around the corner from them, and he rented this
house and they were always like they they they didn't
understand why he was renting this house there in Venice
Beach because he had no real reason to be there.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
I think it's just where they thought the money went.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
And Ashley Biden, as you know, she used the FBI
to go and fetch her diary after she left it
in the mattress of a literal flophouse, like it was
a drug flophouse. Uh, and it had all that stuff
in it, and then they denied that it was hers,
and then they sent the FBI to raid people and
get it. So when Hunter Biden was in Malibu when
he left in his speech and went to Malibu. He
leased that it was like sixteen thousand dollars a month
(09:11):
or something.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Crazy.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
I think it was crazier than that. That and the
house next door for Secret Service. Taxpayers paid to lease
that house next door for Secret Service. Again, he didn't
need to live there. He just wanted to live there
because he thought that's where all the moneyed people live, right,
So then it gets burned down in the wildfires. He
can't afford to litigate his sugar daddy's broke because his
sugar daddy basically boosted his art career and paid all
of his legal fees. That was the guy that was
(09:34):
seen hitting the bong on the apartment of a Miami
skyrise and then or maybe it was in La and
then now he's too broke to continue defending himself. That's
not my problem. So why the hell is he in
South Africa? Why are we paying for this drug addicts
Secret Service? Do you realize the hazardous positions that we
put our Secret Service in by telling them to go
and protect these drug addicts. I mean, you guys heard
(09:57):
the story right of Hunter Biden speeding in a car
down on a desert highway high as a kite with
his brother bo security badge in the car. I mean,
I know everybody heard it and then he like wrecked
it and abandoned it. Or what about the time that
he threw the gun in the trash can and legit
Secret Service and FBI had to intervene and Secret Service
had to withdraw that, They had to retrieve the gun
from the trash can. It was literally thrown in a
(10:18):
trash can across the street from a school. So who's
going to go fetch Hunter Biden's gun out of trash cans?
If they don't have Secret Service protection, Who's going to
go and fetch Ashley Biden's drug diary in a flophouse?
I mean they treated their Secret Service like babysitters. Joe
Biden having secret Service for his kids. Those were his
kids' babysitters. Grown ass kids. They're older than I am,
(10:41):
grown kids that need babysitters for Secret Service. It's just wild.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
So Trump said, no, We're done.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
He blasted Biden's son for going to South Africa and
taking his detail. Now his wife is originally from South Africa.
Maybe you could say they're visiting family. I don't know,
do you really think they are?
Speaker 3 (10:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
I've got a lot of questions whenever it concerns with
Hunter Biden. At least Ashley Biden is working now, she's
working in Philly and living in Philly. And so Hunter Biden,
he's staying at a beach front villa. Would you expect
anything less it's one hundred or not. It's five hundred
dollars a night. His beachfront villa is five hundred dollars
a night. So the tax the taxpayer could pay up
(11:26):
to actually over half a million dollar. Actually, yeah, over
half a million dollars because the detail, his detail has
eighteen agents.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
So do the math.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
You're looking at over half a million dollars annually for that.
And the Secret Service is stretched so thin right now,
so they and Trump extended. I get Trump having secret
Service for his kids because he's in the White House,
So I don't know. This isn't on you for this
(12:01):
to happen. But Trump also removes Secret Service protection for
John Bolton and Fauci, So I'm just curious, like, what
is he doing there? I think that when you have
Secret Service protection, when the taxpayer is paying for your protection,
you don't get the luxury of privacy. So whenever you
do something, I want to know what you do because
I'm paying for your drug addle lass, and so is
everyone else here. We want to know what you're doing
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So Gavin Newsom's favorability has plummeted after the governor was
accused of pandering. I find this also interesting, but very
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(13:57):
don't be full. But the left looks at anything like this,
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(14:19):
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There you go.
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Also don't sleep well. Shut So maybe this conspiracy theory
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I don't know.
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Also wear shoes, that's weird.
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Speaker 3 (15:51):
This is going to be interesting. They caught a dude on
camera Keena Tesla at the Dallas Airport.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Oh yeah, They've actually caught several people doing this.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
This is at the Dallas's Airport fly out of Yeah,
me too.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
All I'm gonna say.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Is if I ever caught anybody I don't have a
Tesla because I have a thing with EV's. Not because
I don't like Tesla, it's just EV's in general. I
love gas guzzling vehicles. I love gas yay. But if
I found someone key in my car, God help that person.
It will require an archangel to come down and restrain me.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
I mean you know, there's this all I'm gonna say.
It's all I'm gonna say. I would lose my mind
on somebody. It would be like.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
What's the guy's name from Walking Dead with the bat
covered in barbed wire? I stop watching it. If they
killed Carl because it was just not against Cannon. Meagan,
that's right, I'd be like Meagan with uh Lucille. It'd
be crazy, we'd be we'd be at the ball game
in the parking lot. So you know that is if
I wasn't armed. So I'm just saying, which I was am.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
But why do why are people like this?
Speaker 2 (17:07):
And of course they said they got uh there are
always these like ugly leftists too, so they've got these
people a Dallas like this one guy keen a car
and of course he's just like this, you know, absolute
total doucher. He's totally progressive. He's exactly the type of
dude that you would think, you know, he's gonna key
(17:29):
a car comes by and he walks by the car
totally keys it, and the century thing that's like the
uh little secure I do like that the little security
coverage for the car captured him face and everything doing it.
Walks by how pathetic is your life that you're so
weak and beta and and unable to articulate a legitimate
(17:53):
defense of your belief system that you just throw all
that to the wind and you decide keen cars is
the accept to bull substitute for intellectual discourse. How I mean,
that's the left in a nutshell. But this guy and
it's not. I mean, do they not realize that these
cars have cameras, that they're equipped with cameras, security cameras
(18:15):
that capture all this stuff. Dude, this guy's in so
much trouble. There's lots of crimes here. I mean, what
happened if there would have been somebody sitting in the car?
I mean, I'm just what would happen? So this, yeah,
this was just literally a day ago and it was
Sunday at the Dallas Airport or two days ago. And uh,
(18:39):
there's video they released. The people released the video footage.
The guy Jeff Nigen is the car owner, and it
shows this guy in this you know, schlubby looking dude
in an unbuttoned, sloppy looking plaid shirt. He looks disheveled
in his sloppy pants. I'm just so mean right now,
I can't see these people. I need to go and
(19:00):
a whole fashion rant. When Wan shows you the video,
you're gonna be like, m she's right though, this guy
clearly is single, because no self respecting woman would let
her man out of the house looking like this. There's
no way that's part of your job, ladies, you know,
let your man go out looking like this. Oh my gosh,
she needs a haircut everything. Anyway, So it comes out
and it was at DFW Terminal A seventeen. That's the
(19:22):
real nice terminal too. A is the one that they
just redid, and they got a real nice parking garage.
You know, it's real easy to park because they got
the lights that come on and let you know if
there's free spaces, and so all of the teslas they
have cameras that are all over the outside of the
vehicle and so that's when you park, you can turn
the cameras on. You can monitor your vehicle, you know, remotely,
(19:42):
like literally anywhere. In fact, like some people they can
be you know, across the country and they can monitor
their vehicle from across the country, like hundreds of miles away.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
And that's actually standard. That's not a it's not a perk.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
It's not like an ad now, but it's actually standard
package on Teslas. I didn't know that they come with
all of them. Oh my gosh, the uh I mean
it's he's an older dude. He is an older dude
who did this and keyed this person's car. And I
guess they just didn't think that they would be caught.
(20:17):
Whian's showing you on the simulcast now and here he
goes keen the vehicle right there, just walks right by it,
and I think, I love that he thinks he's like
doing this so surreptitiously, and the cameras, I mean, he
walks right to the camera, walks way to it. Her
third third it's me So they're gonna go I and
(20:39):
they're they're after this guy. The internet's already got ahold
of him. They're going to make him famous. I think
that there there needs to be serious repercussions for this.
I think this is domestic terrorism. It's not just keen
a car. It's it is a pattern of going after
Tesla's and particularly using Tesla as an avatar or some
sort of representation universally of an ideology and targeting that ideology,
(21:03):
and they want people to be scared to drive Tesla's.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Again, I don't own it an EV, but these people
are going to push me to get one. So this
is what I would do, So I would have sidebar
I would have if I, if I would do. I
want to do this on my own rig right now,
but I don't understand how to do it. My husband
said no, And I don't know enough about mechanical engineering
to do it myself.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Yet your own century mode.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Oh no, not just that.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
I want both of the doors to open, and I
want fifty cows too come out either.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Side, right, like total fifty cows? Yeah, good lord?
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Too big one eight hits never I again, I'm a maximalist.
I appreciate tradition of maximalism.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Yay.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
So like the doors could fling open, and then like
just a rack with a fifty cow and a belt
that feeds all the way into the.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Car and you have no idea how long? I but
you have no clue.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Just out on either side, and you know one ad
that's what I want on my vehicle. I don't.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
I don't need it for a grocery getter. I can
put them in the front seat. I don't care.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
I didn't even know that's what I wanted till you
just say I know.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
See, I'm like coming up with ideas that we all want,
Like I should be in charge of the ministry of
things that I don't want to check, ministry of things
that Americans.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Didn't know they needed.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
Right.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Can you imagine so somebody keys my car shoo, I
mean amazing, It'd be like an anime and it could
play like the Transformers more than me, the eyed Ransformers
as it happened. Anyway, That's what I would have. So
nobody would keep my car like and I would apply
a sticker to my car like warning, this car will blank.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
You up, so you wouldn't start with like bare spray
and then move up to left rubber bullets and then
fifty cown.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Now you're warning is the sticker on the car that says,
touching this car will get you blanked up.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Oh that's it.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
If you're too stupid, then I'm doing the world a favor, right,
That's how I'm looking at it. So it is domestic terrorism,
though that's exactly what this is. It is domestic terrorism,
just with the left docks. They always they always devolve
into these violent winging brats. One goes, but wait a minute,
I thought that Tesla owners were left leaning, right, Remember
(23:12):
like ten was it.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Ten years ago?
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Two?
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Two years ago? Everyone?
Speaker 2 (23:17):
They used it as a way to virtue signal. They
and they got CB one app. Think about it. So
they all bought these electric vehicles like I love virtue
signaling about my socialist tendencies. Look at me, I'm driving
a Tesla. That means I'm a socialist.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
I love government, babe deep. And they're very excited about it.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
And then all of a sudden, elon Musk comes out
Maga And now they've got this giant representation of MAGA
that they're forced to drive. Oh my gosh, just savor
the moment for a minute. But they got CB one app.
It's like all the people that downloaded the CB one
app that came in the country illegally and now it's
a self deportation app.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Ta da, you didn't even have to readout load it,
he jaic. So they got to CB one app.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
Can we talk about the band of Audible Aids that
is mad that Trump used their song in a video?
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Yes, Dana, we can.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I don't even want to say this band's name or
horrible this band. I am really picky about my music.
As you guys know, I am very picky about my music.
So this band was a holy terror back in the
late nineties. Can you remember they.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Were a terror?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
They terrorized the airwaves for an inordinate amount of time.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
That's true. That one song.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yeah, they're one hit wonder. It's a nineties band called
Semi Sonic. It is a band composed of flaccid, stringy
haired one hit wonders and whose song is about closing
time at the bar. And I'm not playing it because
it is Audible Aids and I care about your health.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
So the White House posted a.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Video showing two hundred or so Trendo Arragua and mus
thirteen members that boarded two planes before they were being
flown back to El Salvador in the dead of Saturday night,
and they used that band's song closing time. You don't
have to go home, but you can't stay here. And
they played it, and I'm like, oh, that's funny. You
know that band was. They sucked out loud so hard.
(01:17):
Oh man, it almost like made the earth like go
into itself.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
It was so bad.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Anyway, So the band got really excited because they haven't
been relevant since nineteen ninety eight, and they got really excited.
And they saw this as a great pr opportunity to
whine about their music being featured in a video posted
on social media by the White House. And so they
no one said anything, and then Simmy Sonic gets out there, quote,
(01:44):
we did not authorize or condone the White House's use
of our song Closing Time in any way.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
And know they didn't ask.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
The song is about joy and possibilities and hope, and
they have missed the point entirely. Oh really the song,
I mean, congratulations on your appropriated snobbery, your song with
your genius lyrics about joy. It's a song about the
lights coming up, the tabs, closing out, the stools flipping over,
(02:13):
and last call and beer goggles.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
That's what the song is about.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Banger lyrics like closing time, time for you to go
out to the places you will be from. Oh my gosh,
brings someone called the Pulitzer Committee, because these people are
going two places from whence they came.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
What amazing?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I mean, we have among us, ladies and gentlemen, an
undiscovered bard who has revolutionized rhyme and meter. Perhaps one
day they can share the grave with Shakespeare when they
shuffle off of this mortal coil. I mean, don't forget
the melodramatic chorus of what's his face? Mcleague singer when
(02:56):
he brays like a donkey, I know who I want
to take me home?
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Eleven g frillion times, And by the end of.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
The first chorus, everybody was pleading with everyone, anybody in
the song's bar, to please take him, for the love
of all things holy home so he can shut up.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Please. This song was a plague to my coming of
age phase. It was a terror.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
They're domestic terrorists, and it was everywhere, and bars finally
did actually take to play in it at closing time
because it was a great way to drive everybody out.
I don't know, I mean, I suppose you can pretend
there's a deeper meaning to the song other than Yo
the bar's closing GTFO, because that's exactly what the song
is about.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Like you know GTFO Out of My Bar.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
You know that's that's the whole song. But I don't
even think they own the licensing to their song. I
think Warner Brothers owns it. They own all the licensing
to it. So these guys don't even own their own,
you know, their own music. And so many of these
groups they license their stuff through as kat BMI and
then they complain about about its usage after they cashed
the check. So sorry if we think it's shallow and
(04:02):
non essential. I mean they could say, uh, we don't
endorse Trump's views, but it is closing time for Trenda
Arragua and MS thirteen. But they're instead they're sad and
angry that these violent, repeat offending illegal aliens are being
sent back to or being sent back to El Salvador
or prison. I mean they're sad. I guess that they
can't freely run our streets. I mean that's the problem
(04:23):
with the left. Their tribalism is so great, so insane
that they refuse to acknowledge the merit of something that
we literally all agreed on a decade ago, right, we
all agreed it's bad. You can't have like criminal illegal
aliens coming in rapism, murders.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
We can't.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
But because Trump is in office, No, they can't agree
with you anymore because Trump. That's not tribalism, it's lunacy. Golly,
this band, yeah, it's I never want to hear the
song again.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
I never want to talk about them again. But they're
very excited.
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Speaker 4 (05:53):
I would say if they're eighteen with Unter Biden, that
will be something I look at this afternoon.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Okay, So I just sharted better for the first time.
So you have eighteen Secret Service going out? Where is
he exactly in South Africa?
Speaker 4 (06:07):
In South Africa and South Africa you know is on
a watch list? You know that because what they're doing
to people is brutal. And I've stopped having money go
to South Africa. You know that billions of dollars. So
he's in South Africa. That's very interesting. All right, I'm
going to take a look at that.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Thank you, berber So why does he have a detail
in South Africa? Why does Hunter Biden have a detail
in South Africa?
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Well, why is he? And I did they say like
where where he is?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
A specifically because you know so DRC while a separate entity,
you know, it's in the area nearby and with his
Seneca Rosemont firm, they actually helped China all of this cobalt.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
You guys remember that story.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
It was a huge story, and I'm just wondering if
he's doing business like more of the same. There their
gravy train for whatever, their gravy train's gone. I mean,
you guys saw he's broke. He's too broke to continue
defending himself. His argument is that the core cases should
be dropped because he's too broke to defend himself, not
(07:24):
because there's an absence of evidence, just because he's broke.
The guy who was flee seeing people through his dad's office, right,
and then he was surprised that nobody wanted to buy
his little spit paintings anymore. It's crazy because like the
moment his dad left office, nobody wanted his work anymore. Wild,
isn't it? Nobody wanted it? Not valuable anymore?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
You don't think it was?
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Kay?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Was it artistic? Would you hang it in your house?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Would you tell your guests Hunter Biden spit his saliva
was on this.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
No, I wouldn't spend any money on it.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
But it's like hazardous to your health to spent you know,
consider just saying he's like a cocaine factory, like a
Hoover for like blow like it's true, so we don't
know what he's doing there, but they had crazy amounts.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
I mean, he and Ashley.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Biden, the two drug addict kids that they got, they
both were apparently receiving Secret Service detail. Now you remember
his house that he had when he was in Malibu,
he was in Venice Beach because I have friends who
live in Venice Beach. They're like the only conservatives in
Venice Beach, I think, but God loved them. They try
not telling you their name, but they he lived like
(08:35):
right around the corner from them, and he rented this
house and they were always like they they they didn't
understand why he was renting this house there in Venice
Beach because he had no real reason to be there.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
I think it's just where they thought the money went.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
And Ashley Biden, as you know, she used the FBI
to go and fetch her diary after she left it
in the mattress of a literal flophouse, like it was
a drug flophouse. Uh, and it had all that stuff
in it, and then they denied that it was hers,
and then they sent the FBI to raid people and
get it. So when Hunter Biden was in Malibu when
he left in his speech and went to Malibu. He
leased that it was like sixteen thousand dollars a month
(09:11):
or something.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Crazy.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
I think it was crazier than that. That and the
house next door for Secret Service. Taxpayers paid to lease
that house next door for Secret Service. Again, he didn't
need to live there. He just wanted to live there
because he thought that's where all the moneyed people live, right,
So then it gets burned down in the wildfires. He
can't afford to litigate his sugar daddy's broke because his
sugar daddy basically boosted his art career and paid all
of his legal fees. That was the guy that was
(09:34):
seen hitting the bong on the apartment of a Miami
skyrise and then or maybe it was in La and
then now he's too broke to continue defending himself. That's
not my problem. So why the hell is he in
South Africa? Why are we paying for this drug addicts
Secret Service? Do you realize the hazardous positions that we
put our Secret Service in by telling them to go
and protect these drug addicts. I mean, you guys heard
(09:57):
the story right of Hunter Biden speeding in a car
down on a desert highway high as a kite with
his brother bo security badge in the car. I mean,
I know everybody heard it and then he like wrecked
it and abandoned it. Or what about the time that
he threw the gun in the trash can and legit
Secret Service and FBI had to intervene and Secret Service
had to withdraw that, They had to retrieve the gun
from the trash can. It was literally thrown in a
(10:18):
trash can across the street from a school. So who's
going to go fetch Hunter Biden's gun out of trash cans?
If they don't have Secret Service protection, Who's going to
go and fetch Ashley Biden's drug diary in a flophouse?
I mean they treated their Secret Service like babysitters. Joe
Biden having secret Service for his kids. Those were his
kids' babysitters. Grown ass kids. They're older than I am,
(10:41):
grown kids that need babysitters for Secret Service. It's just wild.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
So Trump said, no, We're done.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
He blasted Biden's son for going to South Africa and
taking his detail. Now his wife is originally from South Africa.
Maybe you could say they're visiting family. I don't know,
do you really think they are?
Speaker 3 (10:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
I've got a lot of questions whenever it concerns with
Hunter Biden. At least Ashley Biden is working now, she's
working in Philly and living in Philly. And so Hunter Biden,
he's staying at a beach front villa. Would you expect
anything less it's one hundred or not. It's five hundred
dollars a night. His beachfront villa is five hundred dollars
a night. So the tax the taxpayer could pay up
(11:26):
to actually over half a million dollar. Actually, yeah, over
half a million dollars because the detail, his detail has
eighteen agents.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
So do the math.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
You're looking at over half a million dollars annually for that.
And the Secret Service is stretched so thin right now,
so they and Trump extended. I get Trump having secret
Service for his kids because he's in the White House,
So I don't know. This isn't on you for this
(12:01):
to happen. But Trump also removes Secret Service protection for
John Bolton and Fauci, So I'm just curious, like, what
is he doing there? I think that when you have
Secret Service protection, when the taxpayer is paying for your protection,
you don't get the luxury of privacy. So whenever you
do something, I want to know what you do because
I'm paying for your drug addle lass, and so is
everyone else here. We want to know what you're doing
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Speaker 3 (13:29):
Tell them Dana send you.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
And now all of the news you would probably miss.
It's time for Dana's Quick five.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
So Gavin Newsom's favorability has plummeted after the governor was
accused of pandering. I find this also interesting, but very
on brand for Democrats because the rule is that you
can't find common ground with anyone. That's not what he's
doing here. He's using the right to rehabilitate himself. So
(13:57):
don't be full. But the left looks at anything like this,
any kind of finding common ground or being courteous at
all to the other side is a betrayal. So now
he's found himself and it said sort of damicles, you know,
I mean, he's found himself now in this position of
having really bad polling because of it. It's fascinating to me. Ah. Also,
(14:19):
a French politician we're going to talk more about this,
says that they want the statue of Liberty back.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Okay, well, you could.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Just give us back all of the lives that we
lost liberating your country, including members of our own family
here at lash HQ, who suffered horrific wounds liberating your country.
So is the moment that you can you can compensate
all of us for that, then you can have your
damn statue back, double barrel, single middle finger.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Also, that actually really does make me mad. We're coming
back to that. That's actually our topic coming up in
next segment. Sleeping poorly makes people more likely to believe
conspiracy theories. I don't believe this because, explain Kane to me, I.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Also don't sleep well. Shut So maybe this conspiracy theory
about conspiracy theories might be somewhat true.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
I feel like this is I feel it's like they
also wear shoes too, so shoes could contribute to conspiracy.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Also wear shoes, that's weird.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Oh my gosh, do you drink water too? Parsleep quality,
they say, significantly increases your susceptibility to conspiracy theories, creating
new feed but backloop or sleep issues and conspiracy beliefs
reinforce each other in the esteem. Also, the UH cartels
this okay, now they got cattle gangs. We have to
(15:37):
bring cowboys like back in a major way. The Mexican
cartels are smuggling drugs inside of cows and it's the
Spain process and that's when they do it. Stick with
us a lot more in store. They're raging at musk
and by the way, I wanted it, did you know, Kane?
Speaker 3 (15:51):
This is going to be interesting. They caught a dude on
camera Keena Tesla at the Dallas Airport.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Oh yeah, They've actually caught several people doing this.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
This is at the Dallas's Airport fly out of Yeah,
me too.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
All I'm gonna say.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Is if I ever caught anybody I don't have a
Tesla because I have a thing with EV's. Not because
I don't like Tesla, it's just EV's in general. I
love gas guzzling vehicles. I love gas yay. But if
I found someone key in my car, God help that person.
It will require an archangel to come down and restrain me.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
I mean you know, there's this all I'm gonna say.
It's all I'm gonna say. I would lose my mind
on somebody. It would be like.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
What's the guy's name from Walking Dead with the bat
covered in barbed wire? I stop watching it. If they
killed Carl because it was just not against Cannon. Meagan,
that's right, I'd be like Meagan with uh Lucille. It'd
be crazy, we'd be we'd be at the ball game
in the parking lot. So you know that is if
I wasn't armed. So I'm just saying, which I was am.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
But why do why are people like this?
Speaker 2 (17:07):
And of course they said they got uh there are
always these like ugly leftists too, so they've got these
people a Dallas like this one guy keen a car
and of course he's just like this, you know, absolute
total doucher. He's totally progressive. He's exactly the type of
dude that you would think, you know, he's gonna key
(17:29):
a car comes by and he walks by the car
totally keys it, and the century thing that's like the
uh little secure I do like that the little security
coverage for the car captured him face and everything doing it.
Walks by how pathetic is your life that you're so
weak and beta and and unable to articulate a legitimate
(17:53):
defense of your belief system that you just throw all
that to the wind and you decide keen cars is
the accept to bull substitute for intellectual discourse. How I mean,
that's the left in a nutshell. But this guy and
it's not. I mean, do they not realize that these
cars have cameras, that they're equipped with cameras, security cameras
(18:15):
that capture all this stuff. Dude, this guy's in so
much trouble. There's lots of crimes here. I mean, what
happened if there would have been somebody sitting in the car?
I mean, I'm just what would happen? So this, yeah,
this was just literally a day ago and it was
Sunday at the Dallas Airport or two days ago. And uh,
(18:39):
there's video they released. The people released the video footage.
The guy Jeff Nigen is the car owner, and it
shows this guy in this you know, schlubby looking dude
in an unbuttoned, sloppy looking plaid shirt. He looks disheveled
in his sloppy pants. I'm just so mean right now,
I can't see these people. I need to go and
(19:00):
a whole fashion rant. When Wan shows you the video,
you're gonna be like, m she's right though, this guy
clearly is single, because no self respecting woman would let
her man out of the house looking like this. There's
no way that's part of your job, ladies, you know,
let your man go out looking like this. Oh my gosh,
she needs a haircut everything. Anyway, So it comes out
and it was at DFW Terminal A seventeen. That's the
(19:22):
real nice terminal too. A is the one that they
just redid, and they got a real nice parking garage.
You know, it's real easy to park because they got
the lights that come on and let you know if
there's free spaces, and so all of the teslas they
have cameras that are all over the outside of the
vehicle and so that's when you park, you can turn
the cameras on. You can monitor your vehicle, you know, remotely,
(19:42):
like literally anywhere. In fact, like some people they can
be you know, across the country and they can monitor
their vehicle from across the country, like hundreds of miles away.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
And that's actually standard. That's not a it's not a perk.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
It's not like an ad now, but it's actually standard
package on Teslas. I didn't know that they come with
all of them. Oh my gosh, the uh I mean
it's he's an older dude. He is an older dude
who did this and keyed this person's car. And I
guess they just didn't think that they would be caught.
(20:17):
Whian's showing you on the simulcast now and here he
goes keen the vehicle right there, just walks right by it,
and I think, I love that he thinks he's like
doing this so surreptitiously, and the cameras, I mean, he
walks right to the camera, walks way to it. Her
third third it's me So they're gonna go I and
(20:39):
they're they're after this guy. The internet's already got ahold
of him. They're going to make him famous. I think
that there there needs to be serious repercussions for this.
I think this is domestic terrorism. It's not just keen
a car. It's it is a pattern of going after
Tesla's and particularly using Tesla as an avatar or some
sort of representation universally of an ideology and targeting that ideology,
(21:03):
and they want people to be scared to drive Tesla's.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Again, I don't own it an EV, but these people
are going to push me to get one. So this
is what I would do, So I would have sidebar
I would have if I, if I would do. I
want to do this on my own rig right now,
but I don't understand how to do it. My husband
said no, And I don't know enough about mechanical engineering
to do it myself.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Yet your own century mode.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Oh no, not just that.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
I want both of the doors to open, and I
want fifty cows too come out either.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Side, right, like total fifty cows? Yeah, good lord?
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Too big one eight hits never I again, I'm a maximalist.
I appreciate tradition of maximalism.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Yay.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
So like the doors could fling open, and then like
just a rack with a fifty cow and a belt
that feeds all the way into the.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Car and you have no idea how long? I but
you have no clue.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Just out on either side, and you know one ad
that's what I want on my vehicle. I don't.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
I don't need it for a grocery getter. I can
put them in the front seat. I don't care.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
I didn't even know that's what I wanted till you
just say I know.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
See, I'm like coming up with ideas that we all want,
Like I should be in charge of the ministry of
things that I don't want to check, ministry of things
that Americans.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Didn't know they needed.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
Right.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Can you imagine so somebody keys my car shoo, I
mean amazing, It'd be like an anime and it could
play like the Transformers more than me, the eyed Ransformers
as it happened. Anyway, That's what I would have. So
nobody would keep my car like and I would apply
a sticker to my car like warning, this car will blank.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
You up, so you wouldn't start with like bare spray
and then move up to left rubber bullets and then
fifty cown.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Now you're warning is the sticker on the car that says,
touching this car will get you blanked up.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Oh that's it.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
If you're too stupid, then I'm doing the world a favor, right,
That's how I'm looking at it. So it is domestic terrorism,
though that's exactly what this is. It is domestic terrorism,
just with the left docks. They always they always devolve
into these violent winging brats. One goes, but wait a minute,
I thought that Tesla owners were left leaning, right, Remember
(23:12):
like ten was it.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Ten years ago?
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Two?
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Two years ago? Everyone?
Speaker 2 (23:17):
They used it as a way to virtue signal. They
and they got CB one app. Think about it. So
they all bought these electric vehicles like I love virtue
signaling about my socialist tendencies. Look at me, I'm driving
a Tesla. That means I'm a socialist.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
I love government, babe deep. And they're very excited about it.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
And then all of a sudden, elon Musk comes out
Maga And now they've got this giant representation of MAGA
that they're forced to drive. Oh my gosh, just savor
the moment for a minute. But they got CB one app.
It's like all the people that downloaded the CB one
app that came in the country illegally and now it's
a self deportation app.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Ta da, you didn't even have to readout load it,
he jaic. So they got to CB one app.
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