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August 22, 2025 110 mins
John Bolton's home and office raided by federal agents. Trump visits DC police station and boasts of success of crime crackdown.  President Trump Makes Special Announcement From The Oval Office. Trump's return to 'law and order' highlights a sore spot for Democrats. Trump says law enforcement crackdown will ‘go on to other places’ during appearance at police facility in DC. California voters will decide redistricting in November.

John Bolton's home and office raided by federal agents. Trump visits DC police station and boasts of success of crime crackdown.  President Trump Makes Special Announcement From The Oval Office. Trump's return to 'law and order' highlights a sore spot for Democrats. Trump says law enforcement crackdown will ‘go on to other places’ during appearance at police facility in DC. California voters will decide redistricting in November.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is the Dana Show. My name is Craig Collins,
filling in, thrilled to be with you. So much stuff
to talk about on a Friday at d Lash at
Dana Lash Radio, on x on Twitter, to stay connected
everything she's got going on, or anywhere else. Dana has
a lot of different outlets out there that cover her show,
so you can find her all over television, podcast, whatever

(00:22):
you need. All right, let's do this first, because it's hilarious.
And oh, at some point, I know this show airs
at different times, but at some point there might be
a live press conference from the President for when this
show is actually occurring live here on Friday, and we
may dive right into it, just so you know, just
a programming note because it might happen at any second
and we are trying to be available and ready to

(00:44):
potentially I'll bring that to you too. But let's do this.
A couple things out there that I thought were interesting,
A couple things I thought were hilarious. One is that
Bolton's House has been rated. This is definitely hilarious. The
John House is now seeing a version of things that
John Bolton himself thought was great. He thought it was

(01:06):
a wonderful thing to have happened in the world. Here
is the moment that Fox News announced that this thing happened.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
The probe dropped when Joe Biden became president. So is
this picking up where that left off?

Speaker 3 (01:18):
David, It's possible. I don't know with one hundred percent certainty,
but it is notable, guys that John Bolton, Ambassador Bolton
security clearances were stripped earlier this year by President Trump.
Tulsey Gabbert, the Director of National Intelligence, took that security
clearance away. They had concerns, the administration had concerns about
Ambassador Bolton still being able to access some of these

(01:41):
documents and have some of those security clearances. It's also
notable that John Bolton had a security detail as well,
because of the threats from Iran on his life. That
security detail, that government, federal paid security detail, was also
taken away.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
I find that uniquely musing by the way that people
who have these security details or whatever it might be
that they probably want, they're probably very much interested in
retaining that still crap all over the government and the
people who are providing them that security. Bolton wrote a
book that's the biggest reason you'd want to pull any in.
All of the access to information from a Bolton is

(02:21):
because he's likely to write more books, I imagine, about
things that maybe we don't want him writing books about.
So there you go. And whether or not those books
actually have truth of lies in them, that's not even
a part for me to judge. Just if there's classified
documents that are at his house. It's really funny because again,
one of the most important things being shared in reaction

(02:42):
to this is John Bolton himself celebrating the Mara Lago raid.
I wonder how he feels about it today any given moment.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
But I don't think he cared about the classification system.
I don't think he appreciated the sensitivity of this information,
and he didn't appreciate the sense scativity of how it
was often acquired, the so called sources and methods. So
this had been brief to him before I arrived, it
was repeated frequently. I think it simply had no impact

(03:11):
on him.

Speaker 5 (03:11):
Whatever.

Speaker 6 (03:12):
There's a couple of different ways that people think about
this and people who.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Are not No, there's not actually, by the way, if
I jump in and interrupt the MSNBC moron who's talking
to John Bolton. There's only one way that you thought
about that when it happened to the former president, and
that way was that they were weaponizing the government to
try to go after someone because he was running for
political office. The funny thing about Bolton, and they will
cry all across media today that this is a political

(03:39):
witch hunt, that this is going after your enemies, going
after people like retribution, all that kind of stuff. There's
no value to getting Bolton now, that makes any sense
at all in that regard. He's just a talking head
moron on television.

Speaker 7 (03:55):
Now.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
If Trump wanted to go after every single one of those,
there's a lot of them, and he would the guys
from South Park, I imagine, among other places. He's not
doing that. There's no value in that world to go
after him. But there is a lot of value in
potentially finding someone who does have classified documents in their
house that has put them into books. That is uniquely important.
Both Cash Bettel and Dan Bongino have said publicly that

(04:19):
no one's above the law, which is nice to hear
now because that's what they were screaming when they went
after Trump. But I love the comparisons that inevitably exist
when one person that's a high ranking political individual. Now,
granted that person was running for the office of president
and was the leading contender against the person that was
actually in the White House at the time, So that

(04:40):
made that investigation look odd or horrible or you know,
exactly like what it was, a political witch hunt. And
then this one, this one with Bolton again is going
after someone who at one point was a high value
person and still is loved by the Democratic Party, which
is weird because he wasn't exactly a Democrat, but loved
by the Democrat at a party because of his willingness

(05:01):
to go after Trump. Now he is in trouble too,
But it doesn't compare honestly, because of the value and
the difference in going after someone for reasons that make
no sense. The value to do it to Trump was
off the radar, off the scale of the value to
do it to Bolton is non existent.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
All right.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
One other thing that I want to play, just because
I'm amused by it. And as I said, we are
waiting potentially to do some live coverage of something coming
out of the White House, an announcement by President Trump.
But Jasmin Crockett isn't happy about Ice and apparently doing
their job, and she also doesn't really seem to understand
what ICE's job is.

Speaker 8 (05:37):
Ice, for the most part, is nothing but a ride.
That's all they were supposed to do for the most part. Right,
It's like, you know what, this person is undocumented, or
this person re enters the country illegally, all the things,
and then they have an Ice hoold and Ice gets
them so they can mincent them out. Does all Ice
was supposed to do?

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Look at it, they're a ride for an undocumented person.
I love that they say that now instead of someone
who's illegal, They're like, they're just donet document it. Their
documents are missing. I wonder if they could change that
language to sanitize anything, you know else that they want
to be okay with. Like a drug dealer is just
someone who's an unlicensed pharmacist just doing his thing out

(06:15):
there in the world. He's an unlicensed pharmacist doing his
day to day drug work making things better for the
society we live in. Of course he's obviously not doing that.
I don't know, but this sanitized version of speech is
uniquely annoying and actually I'd love for you to send
to Dana's social media pages at Dlash, at Dana Lash
Radio or at Radio Craig Z. You can send them

(06:36):
to me. That's fine, I'll look for them, but send them.
Send us any of the sanitized things that you think
would be funny, like unlicensed or undocumented pharmacist being the
idea for a drug dealer that the left doesn't want
to call a drug dealer. All right, let's move on
to some other things out there. I do think this
is interesting. This is Kathy Hokeel talking about how they

(06:56):
filew the rules, how they don't care about, you know,
jerry mandering and all this stuff, because they never do
any of that, even though they absolutely do, and they
do it to a ridiculous degree, and they do it
so much so that it's difficult for these left leaning
states to respond to. Texas California is going to try
to redistrict as well, and they say they're going to

(07:18):
create about four additional seats for Democrats. Texas is creating
six for Republicans and could create more. Governor Abbott and
Texas has said, you know, we have more bullets in
this chamber. We can go deeper if we want to.
If you want to make this about you know, a
competition thing, we can push harder. And I do believe that.
I do believe that actually the Democratic states are already

(07:39):
so crazily jerrymandered to begin with, that creating more seats
is uniquely difficult, and they need the excuse. We're doing
this because of what the you know right is doing
in order to create the maps that are about to
come out of places like California. But anyway, here is
Kathy Heckel in New York saying that they follow the rules.
How dare anybody else do this sort of stuff?

Speaker 9 (08:01):
Only three years ago that New York's Democratic legislature drew
up a map so brazenly contemptuous of basic rules the
governor district's contiguousness, that the state's Democrat dominated Court of
Appeals through it out. The New York Times at the
time called those maps comically contorted.

Speaker 10 (08:17):
That's their quote.

Speaker 9 (08:18):
So your state's highest court at the time, all the
judges appointed by democratic governors, they threw the maps out.
So fair to say Democrats have done what they're now
accusing Republicans of doing.

Speaker 10 (08:30):
No, we've followed the rules. We do it every ten
years we've done.

Speaker 9 (08:34):
Said you didn't follow the rules, Well, we did follow
the rules, so the court was wrong.

Speaker 10 (08:38):
We've followed the rules.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
I love that version two of a broken head or
a broken response to something. Essentially, she just keeps looking
into the camerons, saying, we followed the rules. I promise
that's what we did. I don't like that you're asking
these questions. These are challenging now back and forth for me.
Just so you know, and as you know, candidly as
possible as I can say it, we we filed the rules,
at least the rules that I think are in my head,

(09:01):
not necessarily the rules that the government believes exists out
there in the world. I find that uniquely amazing and
hilarious as well. All right, let's do some other audio
that I find out there that I enjoy. This is
Stacy Abrams, failed politician, now crazy conspiracy theorist, absolutely true,
telling you some interesting things about President Trump, who she

(09:24):
believes is someone with maybe superpowers, is the right way
to say. And I'm not exactly sure, but here we go.

Speaker 11 (09:32):
I want to tie this back to the abundance agenda
and how you think about blue state power. If it
is true that he's a grand iatola, that mystical power
extends and can be you know, he can anoint his
his profits, and he can remain in power even if

(09:55):
he doesn't hold the title of president. And if that's
the case, then there is no there's no relief from
this that is achieved by election, especially if we are
truly in an authoritarian regime or elections are not real.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Okay, So a lot of amazing things being said by
Stacy Abrams there. Several of them are the kind of
things that someone on the right might have said, not
to the crazy degree that you just went with the
Iatolas stuff, but just in general something where maybe someone
on the right is saying that, hey, this election seems
like it's unfair or it's not necessarily making any logical

(10:34):
sense to me, how could this person have won the
way that they ran their race, etc.

Speaker 5 (10:39):
Etc.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
And the left would scream, how dare you? You're crazy,
You're horrible. Those things that you're saying are ridiculous, And
now Stacy Abrams apparently saying them along with Trump's magical
mystical powers. It'd be amazing if the press conference that
Trump does today is actually about having magical mystical powers.
I would be thrilled to hear that not because I
want anyone in society to have these powers, but because

(11:00):
I would be wildly fascinated about a press conference with
Trump where he's secretly a superhero. That would be amazing.
I actually hope Abrams is right, even though odds are
not good, that that's true. All Right, We're going to
take a break. A lot coming up A lot to
get to this is Craig Collins filling in on the
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Speaker 10 (12:45):
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Speaker 13 (12:46):
And now all of the news you would probably miss,
it's time for Dana's quickfive.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
This is the Dana Sell. My name is Craig Collins.
Filling in thrilled to be with you. It is time
for rapid fire quick five. These are some of the
other things out there in the world, both serious and silly,
because darn it's we can't just talk about serious news
all the time. It makes us go crazy. We are
waiting for a potential press conference too with President Trump,
so if that does happen, I do intend to take

(13:12):
some of that immediately as we get it. But all right,
let's do some of these quick five things first. I
think this is kind of interesting. We're probably seeing too
much of this already, but Microsoft ai CEO is saying
that chatbots are causing psychosis. This is unsurprising again that
this is a side effect of the chatbot being a

(13:35):
more and more prominent part of our society. I don't
know anyone yet of my group of friends that admits this,
so I'm assuming it's not happening hopefully not behind closed
doors and we're unaware of it, but that it is
actually communicating with the chatbot and treating it like a
real person, saying more and more people are doing that.
More and more people are even somewhat dating other chatbots.

(13:57):
I think at least one person got married to a
computer somewhat recently. So that seems terrible. That seems awful,
and unfortunately it is a version of the world in
which we currently live. All Right, some other things out there,
Let's find some other stuff to talk about real quick.
As we continue here, I'm trying to ignore a phone
call that's coming in, and I'm making sure hopefully that

(14:17):
it's no one important, no one that's doing this radio
show with me right now, so I imagine it's somebody else.
But anyway, ignore that Netflix will now recommend movies based
on your astrological sign. This is something that I thought
was stupid. I don't believe in these at all. I
don't think that these are a thing. I know that
there's a lot of people out there who really truly
think that they're important or whatever they think they are,

(14:40):
but I think it's stupid and silly, and so yes,
this is absolutely a thing that's now happening out there
in the world. But Netflix will tell you what movies
they think you should watch based on astrology, and then
you can absolutely and entirely ignore that information and that
decision because it makes no sense to do that. Other
things out there, let's do this too, another one that

(15:00):
I thought was kind of stupid. Are these the ten
funniest movies of the last fifty years? That was a
question asked on social media. Some of the answers I
think are pretty good, things like Airplane, Yes, tremendously funny movie.
Is the spinal Tap? Tremendously funny movie? So those are
good ones that made the list. Bridesmaids came in at
number four. That seems too high, way too high for

(15:23):
that movie. Super Bad at number eight, and The Legend
of Ron Burgundy. Anchorman the first one I was all
the way down at ten. If there was a current
movie that's funny enough to be on a top list
of funny movies, I think it would have to be Anchorman,
and not the others on this list. But The Big Lebowski,
bird Cage came in at number three, Clerks at number six,
and a fish called Wanda came in at number nine.

(15:46):
I'm not really sure about several of those on the
list being that high ranking, especially the newer ones an Airplane,
spinal Tap, those things definitely absolutely on the list, And
actually the Big Lebowski I probably quoted enough that I
would consider it a high value comedy over the last
fifty years. But you tell us what you think those are.
Forty seven percent of us never do anything evil, eighteen

(16:09):
percent of us do evil stuff all the time. That
was a weird answer that was given to a question
asked of a lot of Americans, And then you had
to define what evil stuff was, like, what is it?
What are you doing that you're turning to the dark
side on? And maybe it's more often than not, just
you know, being manipulative of other people doing things you

(16:30):
shouldn't do in some sort of sense to get ahead
by stepping over humans. That might be it. But all right,
those are some of the top five. We'll get back
to this in just a little bit. Craig Collins filling
in on the Danas Show.

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Speaker 1 (17:46):
This is the Dana Show. This is Craig Collins filling
in Dlash. Dana Lash Radio on x on Twitter are
great ways to stay connected everything anything that she's got
going on out in the world, and a lot of
stuff Da does all the time that you should be
paying attention to. I think that makes a whole lot
of sense for a lot of reasons. All right, let's
get to some other audio that's out there. I will

(18:08):
continue to mention, we are waiting on a potential press
conference that might happen in the relatively near future right
here on the Dana Show. And if that does happen,
we are going to go to that press conference lot.
But this is President Trump meeting with DC law enforcement
just before his ride along that happened yesterday. I thought
this was amazing that the President of the United States

(18:29):
would do something like this. And I even if you
hated him, like even if you were the most anti
Trump guy that exists in our society and you just
so happen to also be a law enforcement officer or
the National Guard, which I imagine are actually mostly very
pro Trump. But if you had to be the opposite,
but you get to do a ride along during your
work day with the President of the United States, that

(18:51):
would still be cool. That would still be the kind
of thing where you'd have to actually pretend to any
other lefties around you in DC that you were upset
about it, but then have a all some time when
he's there. But here's how the start of this thing
went way back.

Speaker 7 (19:03):
They weren't on the way back.

Speaker 5 (19:04):
They were it was worse than ever just a short
while ago. But now it's going to be I think now,
right now it's better than it has been in years,
And in a couple of weeks it's going to be
even far better than that.

Speaker 7 (19:16):
And everybody's safe now. Everybody feels safe, and they're all.

Speaker 5 (19:19):
Coming in and people are now coming in, they're making
reservations to come in, and they want to be in Washington,
d C. One of the things we're going to be
redoing is your park.

Speaker 7 (19:28):
So I'm very good at.

Speaker 5 (19:28):
Grass because I have a lot of golf courses all
over the place.

Speaker 7 (19:31):
I know more about grass than any human being, I
think anywhere in the world.

Speaker 5 (19:36):
And we're going to be regrassing all of your parks,
all brand new sprinkler systems, the best that you can buy.
Just like August said, it'll look like Augusta, it'll look
like more importantly, Trump National Golf Club.

Speaker 7 (19:48):
That's even better.

Speaker 5 (19:49):
But we're gonna look, we're gonna have all brand new
beautiful grass. You know, like everything else, grass has a life.
Do you know that grass has a life?

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Okay, Look, I know that people will, especially the left,
people who hate this guy, attack Trump for a long
winded thing about grass. In the middle of his discussion
about making DC safer before hopping into a vehicle and
driving around with a DC law enforcement and also with
the National Guard. But I find this incredible, Like this

(20:17):
is the kind of person who's so casually capable of
having a microphone in their hand and a whole bunch
of people paying attention to them that they can fall
into this a rabbit hole of you know, I'm going
to talk about grass for a little bit, and I'm
not going to stop until I'm done with my grass thoughts.

Speaker 5 (20:32):
You know, we have a life, and grass is a life,
and the grass here died about forty years ago. So
we're going to be rebuilding all of your parks and
it's going to happen fast.

Speaker 7 (20:41):
It's going to go up like a miracle.

Speaker 5 (20:43):
So you do the job on safety, and I'll get
this place fixed up physically, and we're going to be
so proud of it at the end of six months.
But let's say at the end of a year, this
place will be mixed out in terms of beauty. You'll
have all new surfaces.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
It's hilarious to me. It's great. This this is the
builder of this president coming out of him and all
the things that he's created. Already in his life and
his career doing that sort of work, just talking about
how he's going to beautify DC. It's going to be
safer and beautiful, and the grass is going to be great.
I'm for this. I'm a fan of this. Let's do this.
This is Gavin Newsom signing legislation for a special November

(21:20):
election to approve redrawn congressional maps to fight Texas are
also probably what they planned to do all along. The
other way to say that is this was actually probably
the intention from Jump, and they just wanted to blame
Republicans for what will be more ridiculous maps than you've
seen in any state throughout the country. I am going
to inevitably compare the visual look of Texas's redrawn maps

(21:44):
to that of anyone else that tries to compete against them,
because I'm assuming, and this is somebody who's currently living
in Houston, that the maps you will see from the
left to try to create more seats in places where
they already had ridiculous versions of maps are going to
be so stupid, so silly, if if they exist at all,

(22:05):
that they will eventually be an embarrassment to that political party.
I think that they will go down in history as
a tremendous embarrassment at least, I hope.

Speaker 5 (22:13):
So.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
But here's Newsom saying, Hey, we're redrawing maps, baby, and
it's going to be dumb.

Speaker 7 (22:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
By the way, this is really just uh you know,
audio of him sitting and signing and then people applauding.
I like the muted collapse of these kind of things.
It feels more like he just had a nice putt
on a golf course, you know what I mean. It's like, hey,
good job, let it go there. And then I wish
there were people in the back that were booing. I

(22:48):
would like to have a few more people being like, boo,
this is terrible. But it's just dumb. It's just so
stupid that this is a version of things that they're
going to say is somehow the fault of the right,
because it's so amusing to me. If they didn't do
this in the first place, I don't think that conservatives
would be attempting to do this as well. This is

(23:09):
just the kind of thing that is a back and
forth fight right now because of the way in which
some things have been jerry mandered forever. I mean jerry
mandering is a word that wasn't invented recently. The reason
why is that political gamesmanship has been a thing for
quite some time in this country. All let's play one
more piece of audio. This is audio that I find
uniquely interesting too out there in the world for several

(23:31):
different reasons. But this is more of actually President Trump
with the Washington DC police and with all of the
people that he was having around him, all the National
guardsmen and whatnot before he did his ride along the
other day. And I just again thought that the President

(23:51):
really took a moment to discuss, probably as importantly as possible,
all the things that he thought were going going to
happen that were unique to him. One of those was
a cookout that he was very happy about. And I
think he brought some food for him, didn't you. President.

Speaker 15 (24:08):
We have great hamburgers cooked by the White House, and
we have pizza that I said, don't do it in
the White House because we went to place that makes
the best baza So we'll concede, but we have.

Speaker 7 (24:19):
A lot of it.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
So we're gonna have some fun.

Speaker 15 (24:21):
We'll leave and they'll eat with you, and we're gonna
have a little fun. We're gonna celebrate, But then we're
gonna get back to work and we're gonna take care
of these criminals.

Speaker 7 (24:28):
We're gonna put them where they have to be.

Speaker 5 (24:30):
We're gonna You're gonna say, don't don't play around with us,
don't play around with us.

Speaker 7 (24:35):
So let's go have something to eat. You're gonna like
the hamburgers.

Speaker 15 (24:37):
Would you rather have hamburgers from the White House or
pizzas from a good place?

Speaker 7 (24:41):
Uh? I think you want?

Speaker 15 (24:42):
Oh, they want the hamburgers. Have a good time, everybody,
Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
That's hilarious. By the way, man, I wonder if the
pizza maker at the White House is uniquely upset right
now today, if he's like, come on, man, why do
you gotta take shots at me? I didn't deserve that.
I didn't need it to go that road. But anyway,
I asked the President again did a walk along a
ride along? And I thought it was pretty incredible that
that was the thing that actually happened. We are still
waiting for a potential live event featuring the President of

(25:09):
the United States to occur live during the creation of
the show, So if that happens, we will go to it.
Some other things out there the President answered questions about
the Bolton raid in a Trump was right about everything
hat and that's pretty amazing. Here we go.

Speaker 14 (25:29):
Right away.

Speaker 6 (25:30):
President Swampy is speaking about John Bolton.

Speaker 5 (25:33):
Now listening to he's quiet, and I'd walk into a
room with him with a foreign country, and the feign
country would give me everything because they said, don't know,
they're going to get blown up because John Bolton was there.
He's a not a smart guy, but he could be
a very unpatriotic.

Speaker 7 (25:49):
I mean, we're going to find out. I know nothing
about it. I just saw it this morning. They did
a raid. Do you the DJ revieeve on this?

Speaker 16 (25:56):
Yeah, they'll be they'll briefly, probably today sometime. And I
don't want I tell Pam and I tell the group.
I don't want to know about just you have to
do what you have to do. I don't want to
know about it. It's not necessary. I could know about it.
I could be the one starting, and I'm actually the
chief law enforcement officer. But I feel that it's better
this way.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Okay, a couple of things right there, you know what?
Actually fine, I'll play one more prize audio before I react.

Speaker 11 (26:21):
Is planndering ottually is less, what are the.

Speaker 7 (26:25):
Access Well, we'll see.

Speaker 5 (26:27):
We're going to see if Footin and Zelenski will be
working together.

Speaker 7 (26:32):
You know, that's like oil and vinegar a little bit,
you know along too.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Well for Yeah, they're at war. But again, I just
like the way that President Trump kind of talks about it.
He speaks about a lot of these things like he's
your buddy at the end of the bar having a conversation.
Who's also in charge of a lot of stuff. But
in the middle there the thing I love the most
about I don't want to know about it. I could
if I wanted to, I could be starting it if
I wanted to, but I'm not. It's such a casual

(26:56):
way to react to the inevitable coverage. This is all,
you know, manufactured thing to go after Bolton because Trump
doesn't like him, which, by the way, has no current
value to the political party that is the Republican Party,
to the individual that is the President of the United States,
Like there's no When they went after Trump, there was

(27:17):
tremendous political value. And going after someone who was the
likely candidate and then actually the candidate on the conservative
side of the aisle, the person leading in a lot
of pulling to beat Biden and then inevitbly of course
beat Kamala Harris to the White House. All of that
the value was through the roof. Going after Bolton now
has no value. And so people who are saying that

(27:37):
this is a vendetta thing are uniquely dumb in my opinion,
because even if Trump would like to see this happen,
He's got more important things to deal with, as referenced
by that last question there and talking about Ukraine and
calling Zelenski and putin oil and vinegar, which is with
this something man, there's some version of no moment is
too big for me in Trump's brain that I think

(28:00):
benefits him tremendously because he can walk into a room
sitting next to a world leader, or potentially eventually sitting
next to both of those world leaders, and treat them
like guys who just don't get along when they're currently
at war. And I do think if you're trying to
negotiate a peace deal, acting like they're just guys, like
buddies of yours who don't like each other probably helps

(28:22):
you to get to that end result of all right,
we actually do have a peace deal that impacts the
world in a very different way than if you get
your two friends to get along who seem to hate
each other. But that's how Trump walks into it. And
again I think that that's the mentality of no moment's
too big for me. A no moment is something I
can't handle. I see this as something that I have
a full grasp on, which again I think absolutely helps him.

(28:42):
All right, we'll take a break. A lot coming up.
This is Craig Collins filling in on the Dana Show.

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Speaker 1 (30:40):
This is the Dana Schelle. My name is Craig Collins,
filling in. Thrilled to be with you. A bunch of
stuff out there to talk about. I am getting a
few messages on social media on Twitter at Radio Craig
c if you want to send me a DM, if
you want to slide into my dms that way. About
movies that we're missing from our hilarious list of best
comedies of the last fifty years, mostly because of how

(31:03):
bad the list was, and also actually Sergio Sanchez from KURV,
a Dana affiliate, said that Blazing Saddles is number one,
and it wasn't even on the top ten list at
all of the list I read created I think by
BuzzFeed of the best comedies of the last fifty years,
and that's a crime. Blazing Saddles absolutely is one of
the funnier movies that's been created over that duration. But

(31:25):
other people saying other Melbrooks movies, Spaceball's among them. A
lot of the messages being sent to me coming from
listeners of Patriot Talk nine to twenty AM in Houston, Texas.
That is where I do a radio show, also a
Dana Lash affiliate. We are waiting for a potential press
conference to start with the president at some point today
while we are creating this store, this show right now,

(31:47):
so if that occurs, we will go to it as
it's happening. And here's some of the remarks from the
president on what is supposed to be a big announcement today,
but it hasn't started yet. It was supposed to start
about now or go. I will tell you that this
isn't news or valuable. It is kind of amusing. Whatever
your streaming platform of choice is, to watch the comment section,

(32:10):
and most of these places don't turn that off. They
let people react in real time to whatever they're putting
up on the screen waiting for an event to start.
But it is funny to watch all the people that
are commenting on what they think is going on for
just say a bunch of other really inappropriate and horrible stuff,
because they assume they've got a lot of eyeballs glancing
at the comment section, like I'm doing well hosting a

(32:30):
national radio show, my favorite one, and absolutely this is
not happening, and I'm not doing this in any way
to criticize or try to say something about the President
of the United States. But someone in the chat asked
what they think is delaying this press conference? And then
someone else asked if maybe the President of the United
States had to have a restroom visit before doing the thing.

(32:53):
And I can't get over how funny. I think that
is not for Trump, you know, uniquely, but any world
leader that says I'm going to do a press conference
at this time, get ready, it's going to be a
big thing, and then to have a nature call happen
at the most inopportune time. It's similar to when you
see an athlete like run off a field, and every

(33:13):
time that that occurs, which is uniquely not all that often,
and you see someone like you remove themselves from a
game in a moment where it doesn't really make sense
for them to go and remove themself. You wonder what's
happening there. But it would be funny to me if
the president or any world leader were just sitting in
the restroom like the rest of us, just waiting for
something to be over so they can go do their

(33:34):
big giant announcement and the entire world can pay attention
to it. I don't know why I found that so funny,
and now I've shared it with you, a stupid comment
in a comment section on a live stream I'm watching
waiting for the president to start. Really, it made me
laugh a lot more than I'm demonstrating right now, which
is for the betterment of everybody.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
All right.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Another thing out there. Quiet cracking is a brand new
thing that makes no sense. It's a dumb term, and
you're crushing on someone in a work relationship, but you're
also secretly overwhelmed, so you're quietly breaking down or cracking
at the idea that there's someone that you enjoy a

(34:12):
lot that you also work with. The reason this is
so stupid to me, or the reason I even wanted
to mention this at all. It's fascinating that people can't
handle the idea of something like this. We're so different,
or young people at least in our society are so
different than we used to be previous generations that the
idea of, like mentally dealing with thinking someone is attractive

(34:35):
that you work with is cratering people's brains, because what
do you do in that scenario. If you're a young person,
I guess nothing. If you're someone from a past generation,
you might flirt with them, not in an appropriate way,
maybe just a little bit, see if they're receptive, and
then eventually maybe ask them for a coffee, and if
they say no to the coffee, you never speak of
it again. You pretend it never happened. And you also

(34:57):
should contemplate whether or not dating someone in the workplace
as but darn it's if you find them uniquely attractive,
go ahead, throw caution to the wind. People meet people
in all different kinds of places. I just don't get
in trouble with hr. But I love the idea that
this is a difficult thing, because if someone were to
come to me for advice like this, I would look
at them and say, we'll give it some version of
a shot, and if it doesn't work, get over it,

(35:20):
Or if you don't want to give it a shot,
then get over it. There's a bunch of other people
out there in the world, you know. The most fascinating
thing to me too about dating in today's society not
that I'm doing it. I'm a happily married man and
have been for quite some time. But the thing that
I find most interesting is you always have the swipe left,
swipe right apps to replace any individual that you think

(35:40):
you might like. So many people have the fear of
missing out and someone better that. I think you run
back to the app all the time, So I think
that's probably a thing that any of these people can
do to get over their quiet cracking. All right, we'll
take a break. A lot coming up. This is Craig
Collins filling in on the Day to show.

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Speaker 1 (36:46):
This is the Dana Show. My name is Craig Collins
filling in, and we have a press conference that happened
just mere moments ago that we will go to basically
live for you right now on Patreon, on the Data Show,
on a whole bunch of stations all of the place.

Speaker 7 (37:01):
Nobody like him.

Speaker 5 (37:03):
I'm delighted to welcome FIFA President Johnny Infantino back to
the White House for major announcement about one of the
most anticipated competitions in all of sports the.

Speaker 7 (37:16):
Twenty twenty six and this is a big deal. I'll
tell you.

Speaker 5 (37:18):
I was so happy to get in the twenty twenty
six STIFA World Cup. It's going to be the World
Cup as we know it. It's the biggest.

Speaker 10 (37:26):
Problem selling your car to Carvon.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
What is happening right there? It's hilarious. Hold on is
that guys? I gotta get this commercial go away and
then we'll get back to the press conference. There's happening live. Okay,
here we go more.

Speaker 5 (37:39):
STIFA World Cup draw will take place at the Kennedy
Center some people referred to as the Trump Kennedy Center,
but we're not prepared to do that quite yet.

Speaker 7 (37:47):
Maybe in a week or so. But right here in Washington,
d C.

Speaker 5 (37:51):
It's a tremendous honor to bring the global event and
this incredible group of people and these unbelievable athletes, the
best athletes in the world, to the culture center of
our nation's capital.

Speaker 7 (38:02):
I just left the Kennedy Center.

Speaker 5 (38:04):
We're spending a lot of money wisely or making it
really beautiful. It's going to be beautiful again. It's like Washington,
d C. We had, by the way, in Washington, d C.
We have the lowest crime numbers they've had in years.
Zero sounds like it's a horrible thing to say, but
I might as well say it. Zero murders in the

(38:25):
last week since we've done this. That's the first time
in memory that that's happened, if you.

Speaker 7 (38:29):
Can believe it. How pathetic that is have to even
say it.

Speaker 5 (38:33):
And I'm tired of listening to these people say how
safe it was before we got here.

Speaker 7 (38:37):
It was unsafe.

Speaker 5 (38:38):
It was horrible, and Mayor Bowser better get her acts
straight or she won't be there very long because we'll
take it over with the federal government running like it's
supposed to be run.

Speaker 7 (38:47):
The numbers were horrible.

Speaker 5 (38:49):
It was a crime infested rat hole, and they do
have a lot of rats. We're getting rid of them too,
and we've made a lot of progress. And it was
extremely unst and that it's extremely safe.

Speaker 7 (39:02):
We had virtually no crime.

Speaker 5 (39:04):
The number was down eighty seven percent, and I'm trying
to figure out where was the thirteen percent, because I
don't think it existed. The National Guard has been unbelievable
and they're working with the police.

Speaker 7 (39:16):
And they have some very good people in there.

Speaker 5 (39:18):
They have some people that shouldn't be police actually, but
they have some great people there. And the Washington DC
is a whole different place, and.

Speaker 7 (39:27):
Johnny, I'm sure you'll be happy to hear that too.

Speaker 5 (39:29):
Actually, yes, but it's a whole different place. People are
excited again. They're going out to restaurants again. That was
the other thing I saw in numbers that restaurant businesses
down in the last week.

Speaker 7 (39:39):
I know, restaurant business. You can't get into a restaurant
just really lying people.

Speaker 5 (39:45):
And that's why people don't understand how bad and how
dishonest the presses. I saw one poll that had us
at nineteen percent favorable on what we're doing with Washington.
Then I saw another one as this ninety four percent favorable.
And I can tell you the ninety four percent is correct.
The others are fake, just fake. They got to get

(40:06):
their act together. So bad for our country, so sick actually.
So Washington, DC is really doing unbelievably well. And the
Kennedy Senator where fixed it was just there all morning
with contractors. We're making it unbelieve. It's going to be unbelievable.
It's got great bones, but it needs a lot of work.
The World Cup, Drove will set up the group stage

(40:27):
of competition. Forty eight teams will play at one hundred
and four games.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Of course, see, I'm going to stop this for just
a second and just say I was not expecting this
to be about the World Cup. Out of all the
things that the President would announce today and all the
things that I think media assumed this would be about,
the World Cup was not at the height of my
list of things. And it feels unnecessary tad to do

(40:51):
an elongated version of a press conference about a soccer
event happening in our country, even when as significant as
the World Cup. But I'm gonna keep playing part of this,
partially because it's President Trump. So as he talks about soccer,
he continues to talk about other things, as he did
just there. So we're going to do a little bit
more of this basically live press conference that's happening during

(41:12):
the creation of the show. And well, if it's not
any more valuable than it is so far, I guess
we'll go ahead and let you find it on another
platform later on. But let's do let's do just a
tad more of this to see what else he's going
to talk about.

Speaker 5 (41:25):
Sixteen North American cities, from Seattle to Vancouver to Atlanta
to Miami.

Speaker 7 (41:30):
It's going to be so exciting for our country.

Speaker 5 (41:32):
The twenty twenty six FIFA World Cup will be one
of the largest and most complex events.

Speaker 7 (41:38):
This will be one of the greatest events, one of
the largest.

Speaker 5 (41:40):
In a way, it's like Johnny said it better, it's
like having many super Bowls for a short period of time,
because each one of these games essentially is a super Bowl.
Some of them are bigger than super Bowls actually, but
they're essentially each one of these games is like a
super Bowl. The twenty twenty six for World Cup will
be the largest, most complex set of events in sports history,

(42:02):
and the Kennedy Center will give it a phenomenal kickoff,
and we'll be involved and they'll be working over there
for quite a bit of time. We have it all
set that they can stay there for the big events,
the big press conferences and everything else, and they'll be
in a very safe capital that will be nice to
You don't have to worry about walking down the street, Johney.

Speaker 7 (42:19):
Okay, but you could handle you so I.

Speaker 5 (42:23):
Already FIFA is projecting six million loyal fans will attend
the World Cup events next year, and six billion more
are going to be watching back home, and they think
the six billion.

Speaker 7 (42:32):
Dollar number is going to be actually a low number.

Speaker 5 (42:35):
And this will drive more than thirty billion dollars into
the US economy and create one hundred and eighty five
thousand American jobs in a short period of time.

Speaker 7 (42:43):
Too.

Speaker 5 (42:44):
No sporting event attracts more attention, more fans, more viewers,
are more revenue than the FIFA World Cup. And again
I'll just say, it's the World Cup, and it's the
quiggest thing there is in sports, and we have it,
and I got it in my first administration. And I
was really somewhat devastating, as devastated as I can be.
I don't have time to get too devastated. I was

(43:04):
very happy that today, as you saw, the group that
does this, a government group, radical left group, announced that
Trump was right, took in four trillion dollars worth of tariffs,
that the four trillion dollars are going to reduce the
deficit by numbers far greater than they ever expected or
heard them.

Speaker 7 (43:22):
And by the way, the stock market went up a
thousand points. That was as of ten minutes ago. I
can't tell you what happens.

Speaker 5 (43:28):
A lot of things happened, but the stock market's up
almost a thousand points, and it's basically on the news
that the release that just came out from government that
the tariffs that everybody was talking about, that the whole
world respects us for to the what we did. The
tariffs are going to be at four trillion dollars. They're

(43:50):
going to reduce the deficit by four trillion dollars.

Speaker 7 (43:54):
Mister Benz President wouldn't deserve it. Two five.

Speaker 5 (43:58):
It's had a huge impact, and as stock market is
way up, but this will drive more than thirty billion
dollars in US economy.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
That might be it for this press conference for now,
although I am actually very much enjoying it. My favorite
part of what Trump is doing is he's calling the
press conference about the World Cup, and it's not about that.
He's continuing to, you know, layer in all these other discussions,
discussions about tariffs, about debt, about the safety of DC, etc.
Et cetera. He is wearing a Trump was right about

(44:30):
everything hat that people saw him wearing earlier today as well,
which is fairly hilarious. This is a pretty big troll
job of media. Now, granted, I should also say the
World Cup does matter. It matters to the world. It
doesn't matter quite as much to the United States as
it matters to the other places in the world that
pay attention to it. We do pay attention, and actually,

(44:54):
this might further demonstrate how Trump is really uniquely, you know,
getting a handle on what younger voters might care about.
Younger people are more fans of soccer than past generations are.
The development of the sport of soccer in our country
is being largely driven by younger people because some of

(45:17):
us who've been watching sports for a long time, I
just can't get past the barrier of finding it boring.
I'm not saying that that's me, but that's me. And
actually I even went to a big game between the
United States and Mexico in Houston, and the funny thing
about that is it felt like I was in Mexico.
The crowd was overwhelmingly in favor of Mexico in the
United States in Houston, and you were thinking to yourself,

(45:38):
this is why this sport isn't that popular here in
the US. Because if you have a stadium of people
here in this country and they're packed cheering for a
different country. It shows how big of a impact we're
actually having. But it will also create billions of dollars,
as you said, millions of dollars in revenue. This will
be a tremendously good thing for any city that hosts

(45:59):
a World Cup game because of the attention and the
tourism and everything that comes with it. So there is
a value beyond just saying that a big soccer event
is coming to the United States. But I digress. I
can't get over the fact that this is what this
is about. Because media was very interested in this specific
press conference, more than I think they typically are in

(46:20):
a Trump press conference, and it winds up being a
huge announcement about soccer and sports with a bunch of
other stuff layered in. All Right, we're going to take
a break. We might give you more clips of this
as we go here today, but this is the Dana Show.
My name is Craig Collins, filling in more in a bit.

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That's right, this is the Dana Show. My name is
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(48:38):
Smartphones being given to kids is a question people are
asking in response to this. This story is actually out
of the UK, but apparently the technology would prevent children
from you know, taking or sending certain things amongst themselves
or to anybody. So there's something that's uniquely kind of
good in the idea of this. I will also, you know,

(49:01):
obviously saying out loud that maybe if your child is
too young, they should not have a phone, and then
whatever that age is. You know what's funny about that too,
just real quick is I always find it amusing that
younger parents can't handle the idea that their child would
be out of their ability to communicate with like that
if they went outside. That's always the excuse to get

(49:21):
them a phone, is like, well, I need to be
able to call. We live fine in a world where
we weren't able to call anybody, and if you showed
up somewhere, you had to call somebody for some sort
of serious reason. I mean, if a kid were in
trouble of some kind, I bet you they can locate
a phone even if you don't give one to them.
I bet you that that can happen. But nonetheless, like
a lot of us were just fine without having mom
and dad capable of calling at all times. So I

(49:43):
think that this makes sense. Just don't give them a
phone and let them just go out in the neighborhood
with all the other kids who don't have a phone
and see what happens. It might be an amazing time
to be alive. New York City area could get a
thirteen foot wave, a coastal flooding due to Hurricane Eron.
It's on the East Coast, is being seen in some
places already. Luckily, it's not actually going to make landfall,

(50:05):
but it is going to pass by a lot of
the East Coast, and thirteen foot waves are kind of crazy.
I say this partially to say that recently I went
to a beach in Texas and it was right after
what people said was a weather event. It wasn't that bad,
but people here seemed to think it was, and waves
were way more fun if you're in a place that's

(50:26):
unlike the coast, where waves are not usually fun. I
got to tell you that I now get why surfers
in areas like the place I live in Chase Down
where these waves wind up being a blast, because yes,
it was a way more fun experience. I go into
the beach right after something crazy happened. I won't be
true in New York. I'm not recommending you do that
in those places. The Earth is going to Earth is

(50:49):
a headline that I loved a lot out there. A
mile deep underwater volcano off West Coast could erupt soon.
A scientists are warning about this again. It's a plant.
It does planety things. This would be one of those things.
So if you're in the West Coast in any area
where they think there might be an eruption of a
volcano leap, don't be there at the time when the

(51:10):
volcano happens. It's that easy. I've actually also had that
discussion with my wife about bad weather events that might
occur now that we live in Texas and Houston, and
I've told her that if we think it might be bad,
we will leave. We will go somewhere else for a while.
We'll take both our vehicles a drive in whatever direction
we think is safe to drive in. We'll do it
much earlier than other people. And if it causes us

(51:31):
an inconvenience, fine, I would rather have my stuff as
much of my stuff as I can have. Finally, Washington's
first in and out burger, I will have its grand opening.
It's straw or it did have its grand opening, and
it drew an hours long line. People were waiting for
this quote all of their life as they were talking
about a Washington state getting its first in and out burger.

(51:51):
I do want to say something, and this is going
to be controversial, and I cannot help it. In and
Out Burger kind of a letdown. Compared to what you
put in your head, what you believe it to be,
and the reality of what it is. It's good. I'm
not saying it's not good. But if you think that
it's gonna change your life, it is still just a cheeseburger,
and it has some fancier things on it, sometimes depending

(52:14):
on which one of you get. But to be honest,
five guys, a bunch of other options out there taste
fairly similar or just as good or are as enjoyable.
This again is probably controversial to some some buddy out
there who's gonna, you know, die on the hill. That
In and Out is leaps and bounds better than any
other fast food burger. But if you waited in a
line for several hours, I think you wasted time. I

(52:36):
think you could have waited a couple of weeks, tried
in and Out once the grand opening line died down,
and then still lived life. Or I would have even
driven to a different place other than DC or flown
to avoid this line because of how underwhelming the burger
itself is. I think I would have preferred that a
day trip. Let's do some other things besides just go
to In and Out and then we'll end it in

(52:56):
and out, and again you'll be somewhat disappointed. Then finally,
last one, I'm gonna get in trouble for that. Someone
is definitely gonna send some hate mail at Radio Craig
Z on social media if you want to tell me.
I'm more on Sony will hike the PS five price today.
I believe that's actually happening here. Yesterday. That happened this
is quote a result of Trump's trade war tariffs. It's
also hilarious because the PS five is now finally a

(53:19):
machine that's available in a lot of stores where for
years it was not available. It was in such high
demand that you couldn't find it anywhere, and so I
think that they're increasing prices partially because they also just
want to increase prices. I think that's a byproduct of
not selling as well as they've been selling before. But
all right, that's just some of the stuff out there,
some of the silly five topics to talk about. We'll
do this again in a bit. We might play more

(53:41):
of Trump's audio about FIFA after the break, because it's
uniquely interesting that Trump made a giant announcement about stuff
we already knew and all of media willfully paid attention.
It feels a little bit like a troll job. I'll
tell you why after this. This is Craig Collins filling
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This is the Dana Show. My name is Craig Collins,
filling in. Thrilled to be with you. A whole bunch
of stuff out there to talk about, Dlash, Dana Lash Radio.
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to stay connected to all things Dana. First, John Bolton
at his house raided today, which is hilarious. Both Cash
Betel and Dan Bongino said there's reasons for this that

(56:11):
essentially the book he wrote included some classified information that
he probably shouldn't have had, and he probably has more.
And so it's very similar the accusation to what the
left said they were doing when they went after Donald Trump.
And I know that mainstream media will compare the crap
out of these two things. They'll tell you that, well,
the first one wasn't a political witch hunt, the second

(56:33):
one definitely is. The first one was absolutely just people
doing their jobs, even though it happened to be against
the person that was running for the office of president
and doing better in pulls than the guy who was
currently in charge. That's what happened when they rated mar
Lago and they tried to get documents of Trump's They
also tried to do that in New York after they
found him guilty of something that they just recently found

(56:55):
him not guilty of, or at least throughout the excessive
penalties that existed. All of it was just to gain
intel information steal stuff from Trump because they couldn't spine
him unlike Obama did in the previous run in twenty sixteen.
This time around, the person who's rated is just an
idiot talking head who's already written his book. So for
people to say that this is a political witch hunt

(57:16):
or it's a vendetta or anything like that, it's just
such a stupid thing because it's so much more damaging
than helpful. If that's all this is. If actual stuff
is found and uncovered, if classified documents were kept, which
they probably were in his house or in his office,
then John Bolton will well look like a moron, mostly
because John Bolton himself praised this action when it happened

(57:39):
and it was Trump who was the target, and said
that he believed no one was above the law. Well, indeed,
he is now not above the law if he has
found guilty of taking some things he shouldn't take. Here's
some audio of Bolton when he was on MSNBC, as
he is now one of those democratic talking head interview
morons who's just as anti Trump as you get. Again,

(57:59):
not valuable to go after this person politically, so I
doubt very much that it's anywhere near close to the
political witch hunt that was the first time here we go.

Speaker 4 (58:08):
But I don't think he cared about the classification system.
I don't think he appreciated the sensitivity of this information,
and he didn't appreciate the sensitivity of how it was
often acquired, the so called sources and methods. So this
had been brief to him before I arrived, it was
repeated frequently. I think it simply had no impact on him.

Speaker 5 (58:30):
Whatever.

Speaker 6 (58:31):
There's a couple of different ways that people think about this,
and people who are not friendly to the president who
think about what's happened here, and one of them is,
you know, Donald Trump, master thief. You know criminal running
the kind of elaborate conspiracy to bring things out of
the White House and keep him secret for potentially for
political or financial gain. There are other people who added
to attitude is Trump is chaotic, he's careless, he's not

(58:54):
that smart.

Speaker 7 (58:55):
He just he wanted.

Speaker 6 (58:56):
He took these things almost by mistake, and now he's
basically stamping his speed and saying their mind. I don't
want to give them up right here.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
I got to stop right there. I left that question.
And for a reason. So first Bolton is crapping all
over Trump, as he's one to do. And then second
the MSNBC talking had Moron is asking the questions to
which one this is? Why aren't they doing this today
about John Bolton? Why don't they even book Bolton and
ask him which one it is for him? Was he
an idiot who just actively took stuff or did he

(59:22):
gain from it? He wrote a book and included the information.
By the way, So if you had to pick which
one of those two things better describes John Bolton, it
feels like it's the one about how he's doing it
for his own personal gain and this would be bad
and everyone who does this should absolutely be thrown in
the Hooscal That was their position before. Let's see how
Bolton responds.

Speaker 6 (59:42):
Give me a sense of where you think the truth
lies with respect to Trump's intelligence, carelessness, and the degree
to which he might have brought motive to bear on
taking these documents out of the way of keeping them
for this long at mar Lago.

Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
I don't. It's very hard to speculate on motive other
than that he liked cool things, He saw things that
he so he wanted to take them, that he was
pretty much able to take them, and not just on
classified information matters, on all kinds of things, since he
was the press to his desk. Some days he liked
to eat a lot of French fries. Some days he
took classified documents. He wanted them. Why did he want

(01:00:22):
them because he could get them?

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
What about you, sir? Why did you have them? Why
did you take them? What was the intention behind it?
What was the value of it? Again, these questions are
to demonstrate that there was, you know, a motive, a
predetermined reason to do it, which makes you guilty of
something even worse than if you're just whoops a daisy,
my bad on taking these, which is the defense that
Biden used for quite some time. But Bolton actually literally

(01:00:45):
put this stuff in a book, so it's hard to
say that he didn't do it for those reasons.

Speaker 7 (01:00:49):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
President President Trump called a press conference today. A lot
of people in media expected it to be a significant
announcement about something unrelated to say sports, which it was not.
It was actually an announcement about the FIFA World Cup
coming to the United States. It is coming here for
the first time since the nineties. The last time the
World Cup was held in the United States was in

(01:01:11):
nineteen ninety four. It will be held actually as well
this time around in both Mexico and Canada. It's a
North American version of the FIFA World Cup, but we
will get a lot of events. It's still a big deal.
It matters. I'm not trying to undercut it. I'm just
saying that maybe the reason that a lot of media
dove on this press conference right after Trump did the
ride along in DC to see how much better things

(01:01:33):
got is because they assumed this was going to be
a heavily impactful press conference and it didn't seem to
be that, which I kind of loved. I feel sort
of as though maybe Trump did that on purpose. He
did touch on the topics that people might have expected
to be a discussion point well announcing the World Cup,
so that might have also been the intention of the

(01:01:54):
current president. One of those was how clean DC is
and how easily he's done it in cleaning up the crime.
There's been no homicides in a week in DC, which
he was almost angry to say is an accomplishment because
of how sad it makes or how bad it makes
the capital of this country look that that's a unique thing.
But then he also talked about how he's got plans

(01:02:14):
for other cities in this country that he'd like to
clean up as well.

Speaker 17 (01:02:18):
I really am honored that the National Guard has done
such an incredible job working with the police, and we
haven't had to bring in the regular military, which we're
willing to do.

Speaker 5 (01:02:30):
We have to, and after we do this, we'll go
to another location and we'll make it safe. Also, we're
going to make our country very safe. We're going to
make our cities very very safe. Chicago's a mess. You
have an incompetent mayor mostly incompetent has this, and we'll
straighten that one out. Probably next that'll be our next one.
After this and it won't even be tough. And the

(01:02:52):
people in Chicago, mister Vice President, are screaming for us
to come there.

Speaker 7 (01:02:57):
So you're wearing red hats just like this one. But
they're wearing red hats.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
Some of them who wear red hats mug Jesse Smilette
if I'm to remember that correctly in Chicago, that he
paid to mug him, which is also weird. But anyway,
what I think is really interesting about this mention about
Chicago specifically, and of course Brandon Johnson, the mayor there,
will say how you're not welcome and you can't show
up and we'll turn you away, just like California or
anyone else responds to Trump saying this, but the people

(01:03:24):
who live in Chicago, and I lived there for a
very long time, by the way, this is someone who
for a large portion of my adult life lived in Chicago.
I went to college and then actually stayed there for
several years of my radio career before getting out to
a much better place, being much happier about Texas than Chicago, Illinois.
But I will say this about it, like a lot

(01:03:44):
of people there would be thrilled if things got better,
just in the time that i've been away, which has
been a few years, I have noticed how much worse
things have gotten last time I went and visited the city.
The amount of people that are all over the street
that are just like homeless, or it seems like maybe
a lot of them are the undocumented immigrant or illegal
individual a llegal alien who's walking through the city has

(01:04:08):
just exploded and there is more danger, more you know,
issues being dealt with, especially on the south side of
the city. And so you say to yourself, like, if
you're a person living there right now, would you like
it to get better? Yes? Would you care if it's
the military or police officers who make it better?

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
Honestly, it's weird that the narrative from the left is
that you'd be afraid of your own military. That's that's
an odd that's a that's actually a really good demonstration.
I shouldn't call it odd because it's not. It's actually
very obvious. It's a very good demonstration of what they
actually think.

Speaker 5 (01:04:41):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
Oftentimes, the left and the politicians on the left try
to knee jerk react themselves to to be better than
whatever the version of the narrative is that's actually in
their mind. So they don't alienate as many voters. What
I mean by that is things like, you know, defund
the police. They were obviously terrible things. For a little while,

(01:05:02):
they seem to benefit the left and at least some
of the people that would respond to that narrative. But
then if anybody tried it, as they did in a
few cities, it went horrible. It was a terrible decision.
Things went very bad, very quickly, and when you didn't
have a deterrent for the criminals on the street. So
defund the police is now a non existent thing, at
least verbally. Many of the people on the left who

(01:05:23):
screamed at the loudest now claim that they're not for
it at all, which is hilarious. But in the back
of your mind, just like when Kamala Harris was running
for president and trying to distance herself from the crazier
radical left stuff, she said, you knew they actually still
believe that stuff. Like you could tell in the way
they'd answer a question and struggle that you knew their
regular mind was fighting whatever their censored version of information is.

(01:05:46):
And this is the newest example of that, saying that
it's some sort of horrific version of society to have
military walking the streets. These are the people that we're
supposed to honor and praise and say thank you for
protecting our country. Why would I be afraid of them?
Why would I Why would I try to shape this
is something worse than it is? And that is the left.
That is the left's version of not liking the thing

(01:06:08):
that actually is making stuff better. And especially in d C,
by the way, out of all the places to have
a more significant military presence usher in a safer, you
know city in our country, DC is the absolute perfect
place to do that. Next time I travel there and
get stuck in traffic for a tremendous amount of hours,
which is just a byproduct of being in d C,

(01:06:30):
I will be thrilled to see more military working and
you know, wandering around. And I know it's just the
National Guard. As Trump said, he didn't activate a more
significant a branch of not their insignificant, but more of
our military men and women from other branches of our
government to actually also you know, secure the city. It
wasn't necessarily that the national Guard can handle it on

(01:06:50):
their own. I just think that that's crazy, because it'll
be patriotic for me to see that, to see a
lot of people walking the streets wearing their uniforms and
demonstrate how strong our society in our country is militarily
because the bad guys aren't allowed to do bad things
in the capitol that should be a good thing. And
when the left demonstrates that they're afraid of it, they
tell you what they really think of police, what they

(01:07:12):
really think of so many of the people that they
claim to honor. All right, well, take a break. A
lot coming up. This is Craig Collins filling in on
the Danish show More.

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Great ways to stay connected to her. A Florida man
lost police on a golf cart before trying to wait

(01:08:38):
them out in the hedges. This is actually impressive. Oftentimes,
when I talk about the Florida Man stories, the last
thing I'm going to do is actually tell you in
any way, shape or form that I'm impressed with the
things they do. This is uniquely embarrassing for the Monroe
County Sheriff's Office and the police department there because the
guy again was on a golf cart, thirty five year

(01:08:58):
old Mikhail who was driving around in a golf cart
the deputies thought was doing some things he shouldn't be doing.
Somehow someway, he led them on a thirty minute chase
and got away from them. He was seen walking on
US one despite attempting to hide in the hedges. Eventually
he was arrested. So you abandon the golf cart, you
hide in bushes, you try to casually stroll away on

(01:09:21):
a highway, and that doesn't work out for you. That's
hilarious to me. The golf cart might be one of
the most ineffective means of running away from high stress
or high speed situations, as is reported here, but some
of them do go about as fast as twenty miles
an hour. There's no excuse though. The police are not
going to be able to live that down for a while.

(01:09:43):
Anyone who lost a dude that was on a golf cart.
I feel like that's going to come up at the next, say,
a company barbecue and another events. And maybe even when
someone is asking for funding for the police department, you
might want to say that they need better vehicles because
they're being outrun by golf carts. So that seems to
be a thing it would matter. A Florida man being

(01:10:05):
a Florida man survived being struck by lightning, and he
woke up with a heart rate of two hundred and
sixty five beats per minute, which is fast. That sounds
pretty fast. The guy said that, you know, he was
at a pizza place. He was doing his thing. He's
actually the owner of a pizza place in Florida, and
all of a sudden, lightning got him and then you

(01:10:26):
pass out, you hit the ground, and later you pop
up and somehow you're still alive. There's a GoFundMe that's
been set up in his name for any of the
medical expenses that he needs or might need. But he is,
as he said actually to Channel nine News in Orlando,
happy to be alive. And of course you would be
if you got popped by lightning. You know, it's crazy

(01:10:48):
about that. And I don't know if this is actually
crazy or even relevant at all. And sometimes too many
things become about me. I will admit that too. We
recently had a storm here in Houston and a couple
the bolts of lightning seemed to hit the parking lot
next to our condo, which is very close. That is
too close, in fact, and it was the thing where

(01:11:08):
you see the flash of lightning, and you hear the
thunder almost immediately, which I believe means that it is
basically on top of you. That's usually how you tell
how far away it is is how long it takes
after the flash to hear the sound. And it was
together and so again like there was some and it
didn't damage anything. But I kept all night bringing it
up to my wife, like how terrible would that have

(01:11:28):
been if you had sent me outside to throw out
the trash At that moment. I couldn't get over it,
and she definitely hated it. But hey, now I have
at least a story out there that says, maybe I'll
make it if I get popped by lightning. And again,
that's as close as I got, and this turned into
something about me that it probably shouldn't have. All right,
another story out there. A Florida man was clinging to
the hood of a woman's car as she drove through

(01:11:52):
a couple different areas in traffic in Florida. There's not
a lot of reasons why that were provided. This is illegal,
you can't do this. The dude seemed to be casually
doing it. The woman seemed to be driving him without
really having a lot of concern for his safety. But again,
were they doing it because they thought that it was funny.

(01:12:14):
Were they doing it because she wanted to get away
from him and he didn't want her to I don't
know answers. Was this a weird version of uber eats
where hey, it's nice he's holding the thing. You just
got to stop and launch him off the hood of
the car and he can deliver the food more quickly
to people. I don't know. I have a lot of questions.
We don't have a lot of answers. But for some reason,
a Florida man was driving or riding around in a vehicle.

(01:12:35):
I clinged to the hood and he was doing it
the wrong way. By the way too. If Batman has
taught us anything, when you cling to the hood of
the vehicle, you do it stomach down and both hands
holding on to the sides of the hood. Not that
it makes things better, but that is the way you
do it. He was doing the reverse situation. He was
essentially crab walking on the hood of the car, and

(01:12:56):
that just isn't right. That's definitely not the way you're
supposed to do that. Finally, last Florida man, he admitted
to owning a large quantity of fake one hundred dollars bills.
This is well, he was actually in Pennsylvania. Whether or
not he was using one hundred dollars bills in Florida
without issue and then tried it out in another state,
it didn't work so well. As a question, he'll probably
never answer, but he did admit to it after being

(01:13:18):
caught using at least one, which.

Speaker 7 (01:13:19):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
I like the fact that guy's like, you know what,
I got a whole stash of these. I might be
doing something a little bit illegal, but actually it's even
more illegal, and I'll tell you why. I want to
make my Florida man story. All Right, that's it. That's
the break for now. More coming up in a bit,
Craig Gollin's filling in on the.

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Speaker 1 (01:14:39):
This is the Dana Show. My name is Craig Collins,
filling in, Thrilled to be with you. A bunch of
stuff out there to talk about d Lash, Dana Lash Radio,
on X on Twitter are great ways to stay connected
to all things Dana. This is kind of funny just
in the side, but ESPN put up a thing on
Twitter on X that said all the ic, all the moments,

(01:15:01):
all in one place, and it had a lot of
WNBA players on it, like a lot enough that you
definitely don't know who all these people are, which actually
also reminds me of the joke that was made at
the SPS this year that demonstrated how little people know
who WNBA players actually are. Apparently, they've since deleted it,
mostly because of complaining that they had more WNBA athletes

(01:15:24):
than the NBA, than the NFL, than college football players
then a whole lot of things that are probably doing
better ratings wise. And actually, the other funny thing is
most of THEWNBA athletes were in the direct middle of
the post. Look, I'm all for doing whatever we can
to prop up women's sports, and I think the first

(01:15:46):
thing in that world that could do that is not
letting men play those sports. I think that's number one.
I think if you get that done, you go further
and further down the rabbit hole of getting other things done.
Does that mean that you're going to have a tremendous
increase of viewership in the WNBA, I don't know, especially
when you allow everybody to beat the crap at a
Caitlin Clark because she actually is bringing viewers to the WNBA.

(01:16:07):
That's a weird decision as well, but nonetheless, definitely a
thing that may or may not help you, probably is
hurting you. The fact that you're letting her get beat
up on a nightly basis all right, another thing out there.
This is pretty funny to me. Low iq, CNN humiliates herself.
A low IQ, a talking head on CNN, was humiliated
by claiming that the president is not the chief law

(01:16:30):
enforcement officer of the United States. This is something that
Caitlyn Plants is going to have to double check on
to see if she's right about that. The answer is,
of course that she's not. Here we go if this
plays all right here.

Speaker 18 (01:16:43):
Really jumped out at me is that he said that
he hasn't been briefed by the Justice Department yet. He
expects that later in the day. But he said, I
could know about it. I could be the ones starting it.
I'm actually the chief law enforcement officer.

Speaker 10 (01:16:59):
But then he said.

Speaker 18 (01:17:00):
He's telling the Attorney General Pambody, you have to do
what you have to do, and right now he doesn't
know anything. I looked the Justice Department on its own
website says the attorney general is the chief law enforcement
officer of the federal government, not the president.

Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
I like that she said she looked at that because
I don't know if she decided to go any other
places than the Justice Department's website, maybe break out a
copy of I don't know the Constitution and read through
the part that says the president shall take care that
the laws be faithfully executed. I think that's the thing
that Trump is referencing when he says he's the chief
law enforcement officer, is that he's supposed to be the

(01:17:34):
one faithfully executing the laws taking care of that. I mean, again,
that's a direct quote from this thing called the Constitution.
I think something that she probably needs to bust open
and look into, maybe once or twice. But I love
the stupidity of some of the people in media who
do things like that. Like I checked the website, and
the website that I looked at for the Justice Department

(01:17:57):
said something that I took to me, and the Trump
is wrong. I didn't go any deeper. When I got
to that point, I was like, Okay, I have fulfilled
the thing that I went in looking for, which is
a self fulfilling prophecy. A lot of googling can go
bad for you and me and anybody, because if you
put a question into the Google machine that demonstrates that

(01:18:18):
you have an opinion about the answer, because it thinks
you will be more likely to go to the story
that is the answer you want, it puts that toward
the top. Although Google does actually censor a lot of
conservative things, I think some other search engines might be
more representative of what you're looking for. But it means
that you got to dig a little bit deeper. You
got to try a little bit harder to find some

(01:18:38):
things that may or may not be at the top
of that result paid, especially if you work at a
news organization or one that claims to be a news organization,
even if it doesn't really seem like one. All right,
let's play this audio. This was funny to me. This
is the President of the United States being asked a
question about the FIFA World Cup, an announcement he made
today that people knew was happening already, that we would

(01:18:59):
have game games played here for a very, very big
event for the world. Maybe not as big in the
United States as it should be, but certainly a giant
thing for the rest of society, and it will bring
in a whole lot of money. A lot of good
things will happen because FIFA World Cup games will be
played here next year. But a reporter trying to be funny,
asked the president if he was going to play soccer,

(01:19:21):
and he had an answer to that question, which I
thought was pretty good.

Speaker 7 (01:19:25):
That's gonna be a big event that the Kays entered.
They parked it in it. Will you have a part
to play on this under event? I may play. I mean,
I see the money that these soccer players.

Speaker 5 (01:19:38):
You know, we call it soccer, but I see the
money that these soccer players that make it.

Speaker 7 (01:19:42):
I may try and play. I'm a very good athlete.
My son, my.

Speaker 1 (01:19:46):
Son is a very good athlete, Baron, and.

Speaker 5 (01:19:48):
He's a good soccer players on the tall side for soccer.

Speaker 7 (01:19:51):
Yeah, he's six nine. It's pretty tall, but that's pretty cool.
The tall side good. It's on the tall side. But
he's good. But now I may I may put on
short extremely.

Speaker 1 (01:20:05):
That's a fantastic answer to that question. I look extremely
good in shorts. I might throw on some shorts and play.
The people who hate these answers by this president don't
get it. They just don't understand that that is a
tongue in cheek, a you know, lighthearted. Are you going
to have a role in this? Yeah, maybe I'll play,
maybe i'll suit up. You know what's funny is if
it were actually a dictator in charge like people claim

(01:20:29):
he is, he would play and everybody would fall down
as he was playing soccer, and he would score multiple
goals in the FIFA World Cup if he were actually
a dictator, which he is not, of course, and that
will not happen. But that's what's funny to me. I
thought too, is that, you know, if this was the
thing the place that they claim it is, then he
would actually be the most successful player during the events

(01:20:50):
next year. Let's also play this moment. It's a moment
where Trump took the FIFA World Cup trophy and kind
of wanted to keep.

Speaker 5 (01:20:57):
It because it's for windows only, and of course you
can as well as to it's pretty heavy.

Speaker 7 (01:21:05):
It's the winner trolle. The last one who lifted it
is Leo.

Speaker 5 (01:21:08):
Messi and here it is into office in the white
How can I well, that's seriously that it fits. It
got us very well on the wall right over there.
We'll put it right below the angels.

Speaker 7 (01:21:28):
It fits well here. That's beautiful. Yeah, thank you man.

Speaker 1 (01:21:31):
I'm so amused by this. And honestly, the thing that
amused me most about the press conference today was how
much media was expecting it to be something more significant,
like they they absolutely cleared the calendars. Everyone was running
this all over the place, and it was mostly about FIFA.
He did mention other things. There was a question about
John Bolton. This is the second time actually already that

(01:21:52):
Trump has answered questions about Bolton since this thing occurred
where Bolton's house was rated. That happened. They are looking
for classify documents, mostly because Bolton seemed to have some
when he put out his book. And the bad thing
for Bolton is that he can't do that. He can't
just take them. And he was uniquely vocal when it
happened to Trump, even though Trump was the president who

(01:22:13):
probably did have a lot more right to some of
the things that he may or may not have actually
taken with him, although that case totally fell apart when
he got re elected too, of course, I mean none
the last. I think this is interesting because Bolton had
screamed that no one's above the law. I wonder if
it now applies to him, as he's asked this question again.
But here is Trump talking about, you know, Bolton's house
being rated, as someone asked a question.

Speaker 7 (01:22:34):
The news, which I do.

Speaker 5 (01:22:36):
I guess his house was rated today, but my house
was rated also. They went through everything they could, including
my young son Andrew, and my wife's area. They went
through her draws, as the expression goes, they went through
everything you can imagine. And when she came back, she looked,
she said, she's very neat, you know, she's meticulous, and

(01:22:58):
she looked as this was this wasn't the way that
she had it.

Speaker 7 (01:23:04):
So, you know, so I know the feeling. It's not
a good feeling.

Speaker 1 (01:23:07):
It's not a good feeling. I like that. He even
almost sounds sympathetic a little bit in saying like, it's
not fun to have your entire house raided again. And
I'll just keep saying this as I fill in on
the show today for Dana. Regardless of how you feel
about Trump, if you love him, if you hate him,
I don't care, you have to agree that the political
benefit to raiding the house of the person likely to

(01:23:30):
be the next president winning in polls. You know, the
obvious candidate, the guy who was the you know, most
likely threat to the person currently in charge of the office,
made that decision to raid his house uniquely important politically
and uniquely horrible rating. John Bolton's house is nothing like that.

(01:23:51):
The comparisons are non existent. People who are going to
say that, you know, John Bolton is being attacked the
same way Trump was. Obviously don't understand what Democrats were
after when they raided his home, When they threatened to
take all of his stuff in New York after they
found him to be guilty of a ridiculous four hundred
plus million dollar civil suit that has recently been thrown out,

(01:24:11):
at least the money of that suit has been thrown out.
They did try to like takeover property, or they wanted
to until he posted one hundred and seventy five million
dollar bond, which was insane to post a bond that high,
something the Trump organization will actually get back now, which
is probably nice to get that back. But again, all
of this was to gain information to raid and try

(01:24:31):
to get the stuff that last time they got just
by fully spying on him via the Obama administration this
time around, what I think is so unique is that
even if Trump is happy, even if he like walks
away from the room and kind of smirks and says,
that's funny that Bolton gets raided, it's just not worth
the headache to do it for political reasons. It's really
only happening, in my opinion, for one reason, and that's

(01:24:53):
got to be because they believe they have something on him,
especially since the reaction to them finding nothing will be
extreme by media. I just don't think it will occur.
I think Bolton will get in quite a bit of trouble,
and I think mainstream media will yell and scream that
it's fake and not true, and you'll have to judge
for yourself by paying attention to the actual details which
will not be shared by mainstream media. One last thing

(01:25:15):
from today that I did really like from the President
during the press conference that had nothing to do with soccer,
even though a large majority of it was announcing a
World Cup event next year taking place here and actually
throughout North America. But he talked about how easily d
C was cleaned up, and how much better it will
be moving forward with him in charge, and how his

(01:25:35):
eyes are now set on somewhere else on cleaning up
another city in this country. Once you're done with d C, Hey,
why not use the National Guard to keep making our
cities safe.

Speaker 17 (01:25:46):
I really am honored that the National Guard has done
such an incredible job working with the police, and we
haven't had to bring in the regular military, which we're
willing to do.

Speaker 7 (01:25:57):
We have to, and we do this.

Speaker 5 (01:26:00):
We'll go to another location and we'll make it safe. Also,
we're going to make our country very safe. We're going
to make our cities very, very safe. Chicago's a mess.

Speaker 17 (01:26:09):
You have an incompetent mayor grossly incompetent, and we'll straighten
that one out.

Speaker 5 (01:26:14):
Probably next that'll be our next one after this fantastic
and it.

Speaker 7 (01:26:17):
Won't even be tough.

Speaker 5 (01:26:19):
And the people in Chicago, mister Vice President, are screaming
for us to come there.

Speaker 7 (01:26:25):
They're wearing red hats, just like this one. But they're
wearing red hat.

Speaker 1 (01:26:28):
By the way, the hat he's wearing said Trump was
right about everything, which is uniquely funny that he put
that on his head, that he did an event that
media probably thought was about something more important, not saying
that the FIFA World Cup is not important. But they
promptly thought it was a non sports related message that
was being provided from the White House. It does feel
like today was a giant troll of media in a way,

(01:26:50):
but he also worked in all that stuff that you
expected him to talk about that seems important, like that,
all right, we'll take a break. A lot coming up,
not a whole lot left, some time left though left
on the show. This is Craig Collins filling in. I
just said left like seven times on the Dana shille More.

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And now all of the news you would probably miss,
it's time for Dana's Quick five.

Speaker 1 (01:28:48):
This is the Quick five on the Dana Show. My
name is Creig Collins, filling in. Thrilled to be with you.
Let's fire through some stuff Dlash, Dana Lash Radio, and
X on Twitter to stay connected to her. It's football season.
Seventy one percent of us we'll turn down plans in
order to watch football this year. That sounds low. I
feel like it should be even higher than that. Yes,
seventy one percent of Americans will decide that something is

(01:29:09):
more important to watch on TV, which is why football
is so uniquely important in sports in our society and
why it's tremendously annoying that they are going to put
these sayings in the end zones again this year. And
actually the NFL is requiring it to be between a
certain subset of just a few phrases. I really really
really wish I don't know, I should say more relies.

(01:29:30):
They weren't doing that up a darn it. People will
still watch because I can separate it by just ignoring
other stuff that's stupid on the sidelines and the stuff
I don't care about that the athletes say. Yes, a
lot of people will prioritize football over other things, and
I don't think they're wrong fisherman got bitten by a
shark that he caught and tried to take a picture of.
Of course, this happened in Florida. By the way, that

(01:29:52):
sounds like the right place for it. I do have
a little bit of audio of Sean, the dude who
caught a shark, was holding it up and then eventually
actually got bit by it. Actually, this is some of
the nine to one call to the guy's gonna be okay,
but he did have to be airlifted to a hospital
for a shark bite. In doing something that you definitely
should have known you should not do. You should just

(01:30:13):
let the shark go, man, don't try to lift it
up for the photo op.

Speaker 3 (01:30:17):
We're out shark picking on the beach here and one
of the guys I'm got bitting the lake.

Speaker 7 (01:30:21):
He's awake. We have a turny kit on his leg.
He's got a.

Speaker 5 (01:30:24):
Cow on it trying to pap the bleeding.

Speaker 19 (01:30:26):
We were taking the hook and we just finished taking
the hook out of his mouth. We're gonna go release him,
and the shark just turned and bit me. I'd go
back today if I could lee the US. Well, it's
happened sometimes. Luckily he only took a little bit of me.
I'm one of the fortunate ones, and now I'm a
shark bite victim. A lot of good stories now.

Speaker 1 (01:30:44):
And for the shark that bit him, he has a message,
see you next time. Okay, all right. I don't know
what that means, but I would leave the shark alone. Man,
the shark already took party. You don't turn it into
a Captain hook thing. Another one out there that I
thought was interesting. A stupid woman, a criminal, was speeding.
She was arrested for speeding. This happened on Monday. She's
twenty one, so a young person going seventy four in

(01:31:07):
a thirty five. That's just a tad fast. Oh and
asked why she was going so fast. Jasmin said that
she had to pay a speeding ticket and she needed
to make sure she made it on time because otherwise
it was going to be a higher fine. That's not
a good excuse for speeding in the first place, that
you have to go pay another ticket. I imagine some
defensive driving classes are very much in her future. And

(01:31:28):
then finally, one last one, TikTok has a brand new
hangover cure that is not brand new at all. It
is an ice bath, but just for your face, which
is my favorite part of this. If you want to
get over a hangover, you take a bowl, fill it
with water, put a bunch of ice cubes in it,
and then dunk your face into that thing. And they
say that this makes it better, It makes you less nauseous.

(01:31:49):
It does good stuff. So good luck to anybody doing this.
A quick break. A little more coming up. Craig Collins
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Speaker 1 (01:33:07):
This is the Dana Show. A d Lash Dana Lash
Radio on x on Twitter to stay connected to her.
She does a great job on social media radio Craigzy
to stay connected to barely anything that I put out
on social media. But I'd love to have more followers,
so go ahead. Maybe eventually I would actually start taking
it seriously. I have family members in entertainment who tell

(01:33:28):
me I need to but all right, let's play this
the most hilarious thing that happened today. Also, I think
something that's definitely going to prove to be incredibly appropriate.
A lot of media will tell you that it's inappropriate
right now, and they don't know because all the information's
not out there. And when all that comes to light,
I think that you'll be able to say, Okay, yeah,

(01:33:49):
it made sense. This person's probably going to jail. That
would be John Bolton. His house got raided by the FBI.
They were looking for classified documents. His office got raided
too in the DC area. Here's a little bit of the.

Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
Probe dropped when Jill Biden became president. So is this
picking up where that left off?

Speaker 3 (01:34:06):
David, It's possible. I don't know with one hundred percent certainty,
but it is notable, guys that John Bolton, Ambassador bolton
security clearances were stripped earlier this year by President Trump.
Tulsey Gabber, the Director of National Intelligence, took that security
clearance away. They had concerns, the administration had concerns about
Ambassador Bolton still being able to access some of these

(01:34:29):
documents and have some of those security clearances. It's also
notable that John Bolton had a security detail as well,
because of the threats from Iran on his life. That
security detail, that government, federal paid security detail, was also
taken away by President Trump's.

Speaker 1 (01:34:47):
Of course, it would be by the way, if you
crap all over the government and say how horrible the
person in charges, they're probably not going to keep paying
for you to have your own personal security detail. That
seems like something that would be odd, and Aron probably
is forgot and who John Bolton is, much to the
chagrin of John Bolton, who's trying to be as famous
in media as he can be as an anti Trump dude.

(01:35:07):
And now someone who's been raided. All let's move on
to some other things. I found this pretty funny today.
Failed politician Stacy Abrams is crazy. This is not new.
You didn't exactly think it was crazy, but she says
that President Trump has mystical powers in the latest episode
of a podcast that she's doing that I wouldn't normally
listen to, but if this is the kind of content

(01:35:29):
I might have to occasionally pop it on. Here we go.

Speaker 11 (01:35:31):
I want to tie this back to the abundance agenda
and how you think about.

Speaker 10 (01:35:35):
Blue state power.

Speaker 11 (01:35:37):
If it is true that he's a grandiatola, that mystical
power extends and can be you know, he can anoint
his you know, his profits, oh my god, and he
can remain in power even if he doesn't hold the
title of president. And if that's the case, then there

(01:35:58):
is no there's no relief from this. That is achieved
by election, especially if we are truly in an authoritarian
regime or elections are not real.

Speaker 1 (01:36:12):
Okay. You know, it's so amazing about so many of
those points that get made because I've had this conversation
with not Stacy Abrams, but people who think that they're
hardcore on the left side of the aisle on a
whole bunch of issues. And then they'll tell me how
the government's corrupt, how the elections are probably stolen and corrupt,
how all these things they think in society are uniquely unfair.

(01:36:32):
And then you sit there and you're like, in what
side of the political aisle do you think you're on?
And they go the left. I'm hardcore on the left,
And so your solution to all the things you just
said is to funnel way more of your money toward
that government that you think is unfair and corrupt. That's
the way you think this is going to go. It
actually very much reminds me of Batman. One of the
movies is a weird thing for it to remind me of,

(01:36:54):
but the Dark Knight movie where the character that finds
out that Batman is his boss tries to bribe or
tries to steal money from him, tries to threaten to
expose him if he's not given a bribe and allowed
to not work. And the reaction of the Morgan Freeman
character in that movie is, You've just figured out that
you're a boss. Is someone who beats vigilante or beats

(01:37:16):
criminals to a pulp and your decision is to try
to go after this person. This is really the way
you're going to try to go about it. It's hilarious,
That's what it feels like is happening here. But Stacy Abrams,
of course uniquely insane in a lot of ways that
don't matter. But I just think it's funny that she
would then go out there say that stuff and hope
to do well in the podcast space, which, by the way,

(01:37:37):
salacious content does do better in podcasting than not putting
that information out there. So she potentially I might bring
in some more crazy listeners to her by being insane,
even if the insanity makes no sense to me. Another
thing out there that's interesting, California Governor Gavenus some signed
legislation for a special a November election. This is to

(01:37:58):
redraw the maps that are there. There were like kind
of a small collection of people in the room as
he's signing and holding the documents up, and I thought
it was kind of funny. They almost did like a
golf clap version of a thing. Way to go, sar.

Speaker 5 (01:38:13):
Transitioning just nearby, and want the chance to take all
your questions and.

Speaker 7 (01:38:19):
We'll look forward to seeing very very short.

Speaker 1 (01:38:21):
Yeah, well look forward to Stanny short, and we'll answer
all your questions about how we're cheating and scamming and
doing terrible stuff that we claim is bad, and then
we're also going to do it. I love if anyone's
response to something they say is like uniquely horrible is
to also double down and do as much of it
as humanly possible, because the thing that's my favorite in
that form of logic is that it never actually works.

(01:38:44):
Like if you take it to the full extent of
whatever people are saying, it obviously makes no sense. If
they think that, you know, jerry mandering is something that
we should stop doing, that we should have less of politically,
then they can't find an avenue to a conversation where
they say, but because they're doing it, we have to.
That would be like shooting somebody and saying while everybody

(01:39:04):
else was doing it. I just had to murder somebody too,
and hoping that that means that you don't get in trouble.
I'm not saying that I believe what happens in Texas
is happening in Texas is actually akin to anything as
bad as what media is telling you. But it is
politics being politics, and politicians are doing their thing, and
I do actually think it also better reflects the sensibility

(01:39:26):
of Texas someone who currently lives in Houston. If you
wander outside of the cities of this state, almost everyone
seems to uniformly have an opinion that's on a certain
side of the political aisle, at least on some things,
if not on everything. And so having most of the
representatives that get sent to Congress of Texas be Republican,
I'd have five six more seats created. It seems to

(01:39:48):
actually reflect this state. I wonder if that's actually as
true about Illinois or California when you get beyond the
big cities, because most often you see in any kind
of map that it's not that it's a whole bunch
of red that's around all of the very deep blue
parts of those big cities that admittedly have a whole
bunch of people in them. But a reason that we
have the Electoral College is because our founding fathers didn't

(01:40:09):
think the city should have an outstretched influence, at least
on the role of the president. And it would be
nice to think that, hey, maybe we can mimic that
more in some ways. And also, I just think that
if you're going to do it yourself, you can't go
criticize it. At least just shut up and do it too.
Just go ahead and jerry mander your state as ridiculously
as possible, and then don't turn this into a whole

(01:40:31):
giant like I swear, I'm the good guy and they're
the bad guys. Thing because you're doing the same stuff.
One last thing I want to play that I like
a lot. Today. President Trump went on a ride along
with Washington police and the National Guard yesterday, and this
was a uniquely cool thing. I actually would say that,
regardless of what side of the political aisle you were on,

(01:40:52):
if you were one of the service men and women
or one of the police officers who got to hang
out with the president, I get, you know, hamburgers and
pizza from the guy and then have him join you
on any sort of version of your work day that
is uniquely cool. Regardless again of what you think of
this president, someone in that office hanging out for the
day with you, showing a certain level of value to

(01:41:15):
the job you do to the country has to be
the kind of thing that you walk away thinking like, man,
oh man, how cool am I? How cool is this?
It's going to be the kind of thing that you
would frag to people about, I imagine, And yet some
of media's trying to handle this like it's somehow a horrible, terrible,
awful thing, and it's just it's hilarious to me. By

(01:41:37):
the way, the President did focus on more than just
the safety in the streets I went talking to the people,
he mentioned how he bought pizza from a great place
the burghers were made from the White House. But then
he also touched on a topic that prombably no one
was expecting him to touch on, and I was entertained
by this too. I think that sometimes people need to
have a less serious mind when they try to criticize

(01:41:58):
Trump for bringing up discussion things that might not seem
as important as other stuff, mostly because like this is
a nice break from all the seriousness for Trump to
be telling me what he plans to do to the
grass at the within Washington, d C. And in a
lot of the facilities that'll be used for the FIFA

(01:42:19):
World Cup that he's mentioning recently. Here's a little bit
of this.

Speaker 5 (01:42:23):
It was worse than ever just a short while ago,
but now it's going to be I think now, right
now it's better than it has been in years, And
in a couple of weeks it's going to be even
far better than that.

Speaker 7 (01:42:35):
And everybody's safe now. Everybody feels safe, and they're.

Speaker 5 (01:42:38):
All coming in and people are now coming in, they're
making reservations to come in, and they want to be
in Washington, d C. One of the things we're going
to be redoing is your parks. I'm very good at
grass because I have a lot of golf courses all
over the place.

Speaker 7 (01:42:50):
I know more about grass than any human being, I think,
anywhere in the world.

Speaker 5 (01:42:55):
And we're going to be regressing all of your parks
all brand new sprinkler systems.

Speaker 7 (01:42:59):
The best that you can buy.

Speaker 5 (01:43:01):
Just like a gust said, it'll look like a Gusta,
it'll look like more importantly, Trump National Golf Club.

Speaker 7 (01:43:07):
That's even better. But we're gonna look, We're.

Speaker 5 (01:43:10):
Gonna have all brand new beautiful grass. You know, like
everything else, grass has a life.

Speaker 1 (01:43:14):
Do you know that grass has a life?

Speaker 7 (01:43:16):
You know, we have a life and gresss a life.

Speaker 5 (01:43:18):
Yeah, the grass here died about forty years ago. So
we're going to be rebuilding all of your parks and
it's gonna happen fast.

Speaker 7 (01:43:26):
It's gonna go up like a miracle.

Speaker 1 (01:43:27):
So I want to ask you a serious question. And
I don't know how many people that listen to the
Dana Show, although it's a lot of people truly like
hate Trump, or or how many people that are on
the far left that listen to these types of shows.
I hope it's a lot. I imagine it is, because
you know, Dana's got a gigantic audience. But I will
say that if I had to pick between the weird

(01:43:48):
version of a cyclical conversation that someone like a Kamala
Harris has that I viciously make fun of and the
stupidity of it, and like clutch phrases that she goes
to that she'll be peace again and again that you
look at her and you think I have no idea
what you're trying to say? This seems so dumb, and
Trump's tangents where he just goes off on a topic

(01:44:08):
for more time than you expect while standing in front
of a bunch of people about to go to work
for the day, securing the city. I will pick the
guy who talks about grass for three minutes again and
again and again, because even if I don't understand why
it's happening, I do actually understand what he's saying, Like
I understand the importance of the moment or the value
he puts in grass and why he thinks he has

(01:44:30):
experience in it because of all the golf courses he has.
And I find this amusing, and I don't find this
to be an example of a guy who's losing it,
which is what mainstream media will also try to say.
This is an example of I think that's the person
who keeps saying, you know, we're unburdened by what has been,
which is like the weirdest thing. Kamala Harris felt like
a person writing fortune Cookies who was drunk constantly, and

(01:44:53):
actually she might have been. And then Trump just feels
like a guy who, halfway through a discussion is like,
you know what I'd like to do? A few minutes
on some that's new, something that's not about this. He
feels like a comedian trying out his bits, and I
find that to be much much more satisfying, a much
more entertaining, out of the two. But I ask you again,
anyone who listens to the show, which do you prefer

(01:45:13):
the crazy, circular clutch phrases, conversation of a politician on
the left, or the unique discussion of President Trump. It's
really not a lot of people on the right that
goes well beyond whatever the topic at hand is. And
oftentimes some people in that crowd might be saying to themselves,
like he is really talking about grass for a while.
But at least I understand it, and honestly, I'm usually

(01:45:34):
amused by it. All right, and that will take a break,
we'll come back, We'll do just a little bit more.
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Speaker 1 (01:46:47):
This is the Dana Show. My name is Craig Collins,
filling in, thrilled to be with you. A bunch of
stuff to talk about in a very short amount of
time left on the show, Dana is back in just
a few days, so she'll take a much needed a
vacation some Holiwy time off. I think she's back on Monday. Though.
Some other things out there that I found interesting New
York City college push to back trash with swap shops.

(01:47:11):
This would be instead of throwing things out, you bring
them all to a place where other people at college
show up and you swap the crap you don't want anymore.
I find this hilarious, and it's not like it wasn't
going on. This definitely is going on, but the New
York or it has been going on for a long time,
but the New York Post is saying it's a brand
new idea for college students, mostly because you know, if

(01:47:33):
you're someone who's gone to college at all, how much
less valuable something is after it's been to college with you.
Whether that's the textbooks you buy that somehow go from
hundreds of dollars to three by the time you sell
them back, regardless of the condition of them, by the way,
to anything else that probably has had one too many
parties or things happen on it. The last thing I
would ever want is to acquire a futon from someone's

(01:47:56):
dorm room. I would not want that. I don't think
you want that any at. Some college kids don't care
because they're getting it for free, so I get it.
It makes sense to me if I have no budgets.
I'm not a beggar. I'm not a chooser. Excuse me
if I'm a beggar. But in this same case, I
would again rather burn most of these things than actually
use them for anyone else. Another dating term out there

(01:48:19):
that I saw recently is called shreking. This is doubling
down and settling for an ugly partner. It may just
ruin your love life, is what people say. This is
the weirdest thing I've ever heard. But apparently if you
behave like the female character in the first Shrek movie
who eventually dates a giant ogre, that you might be

(01:48:42):
happy in life because the terrible looking person, at least
to you, the person you find to be horrible looking,
might be very grateful to be in a relationship with you. Essentially,
you are the person who is settling and the other
person is a reaching way up to the stars the
sky for you. What I find horrible about this idea
is how inevitably you know you'll treat this person if

(01:49:05):
you believe from jump that what you're doing is actually
settling for someone when you could do better, then it's
never going to be the kind of person that does
well in an argument with you, because you're always going
to be thinking I can leave no matter how great
they treat you, no matter how well the Shrek individual
in the relationship actually behaves, and honestly probably is better

(01:49:26):
for you than say, all the people who've treated you
poorly that led you to the decision to be in
a relationship with a quote unquote Shrek person. And then
the one last thing I'll say about this, because I
do find this whole topic ridiculous, is beauty fades. I
imagine that the best thing to say to young people
who are choosing other people to be in relationships with
based solely on the attractiveness of the person. Not that

(01:49:47):
that's not important, it is, but if that's the only quality,
the only qualification you care about, and then the Shrek
people are doing exactly the opposite, I guess I think
the Shrek people will do better in this life because
you want other things than just a wildly attractive person,
especially if they're aware that they're wildly attractive, because the
chances of them attracting other people whe their wild attractiveness

(01:50:08):
is quite high. And if they enjoy that kind of attention,
they might also enjoy cheating on you. I would say
that too, but again, I just thought this whole thing
was kind of funny. And then finally, one last topic
that I saw out there, Duncan's popular fall menu has
landed in stores. It's not just in the Dunkin Donuts,
you know, locations themselves. You can buy pumpkin spice flavored
treats and more beyond just the stores, inside the grocery

(01:50:30):
stores and whatnot. People are excited about this so much
so that it's a viral topic on Twitter on x
which says something about our society, A lot going on
in the world, and I want to talk about Duncan Donuts.
That's fine with me, all right, that's it. That's the show.
Thanks as always for listening. Craig Collin's filling in on
The Dana Show.
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