NYT says Sydney Sweeney outrage ginned up by Republicans

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Democrats always come back. It could be tomorrow, could
be next week, it could be next month.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
They're going to come.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Back, or we'll be able to track them down one
way or the other. They're coming back, and it's going
to end with these maps being passed. And you know
what I'm thinking now is if they don't start showing up,
I may start expanding. We may make it six or
seven or eight new seats we're going to be adding
on the Republicans.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
We know the twenty twenty census, the errors were almost
always to the detriment of red states, Blue.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
States like Rhode Island.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
We do know that the Census Bureau's own audit of
its work has proven that Blue states like Rhode Island
were overcounted. Rede Island then doesn't didn't lose a seat.
Red states like Alabama were undercounted. Listen, this is just
a fact. It wasn't all red blue, but it was
disproportionately read.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
Do you think the president would care about this if
he wasn't looking at trying to gain five seats in
Texas in a seat here.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
I think the President's focused on the census not counting
illegal people. He was focused on that then the prior
about the prior census as well, but reapportionment for twenty
thirty is going to change the map. After the twenty
thirty census, There'll be a lot more seats moving to
red states, a lot of states moving away from blue states.
That's going to impact the electoral college. It's gonna make
it much tougher for Democrats to win the White House

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in twenty thirty two.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
I love how functionally ridiculous these people are. Well, you know,
they're trying to get five seats. It's just so stupid.
It's they're not trying to get five seats. Voters are
owed five seats. And I know you guys out there
are like, dear heavens, are we going to talk about
the redistricting thing again. I'm gonna try not to, but
they won't drop it, guys, because they keep going, well,
you're cheating, and it's like, no one's cheating. This is

(01:33):
just how the system works, you absolute morons. We could
all be living the good life right now, you know
what I'm saying. We could be living the good We
could all be sitting poolside right now. We could be
like where Arren Butler was the other day. Did you
see that view? And he's living his best life right now,
and he's you know, we could be doing that. No no, no, no, no,
no no. We all got to work ourselves to death

(01:56):
because Democrats keep wanting to pay and some Republicans for
stupid stuff, and then they keep doing this stuff with
elections and redistricting and everything else and putting out false narratives.
And I'm just what about done? So welcome to the program,
Dana lash with you. You heard a couple of things
there as we were coming in to start the program,
and that is the issue of well, the first thing,

(02:18):
uh talking about Greg Abbott saying he's gonna he could
he could just create as many seats as he wants to.
He's trolling him at this point. And then of course
you hear the left there kind of responding to some
of the stuff. But it's you know, the thing is
that it's just it's gonna happen, and there's not anything
that they can do about it. It's just it's gonna happen.

(02:39):
So just get over it just the way it is,
because it's it's they're allowed to do it because it's
what voters chose. So we got some things to to
kick off today. We're gonna get set with.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
We got some oh gosh, we've got a number of things.
We've got some economy, We've got some trade, We've got
some FOREGN policy to discuss.

Speaker 6 (03:02):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
We're also going to get into some cult I I
feel like I'm a groundhownk Day. Here's why because the
New York Times New York Times came out with an
article where they're like, they accused everybody on the right
of making up the Sidney Sweenie controversy. They accused everybody,
everybody on the right of doing it. It's it's no

(03:22):
one on the left was talking about it, Kane. It
was all the people on the right that made it
a big thing. Really, yeah, so we're gonna do I
that literally came out with a piece about it today.
I almost well, I saw it after I already had
the newsletter formatted, and uh, I saw it. It came
out this early this morning, and they were arguing that

(03:47):
the whole thing is like a right right wing fabrication.
The whole thing, it's it's didn't happen. No no one
on the left ever talked about it. I mean, you
know about the fact that we actually had ABC do
a whole thing saying it was like Nazis. Let's just
forget about that fact for a moment, shall we, And

(04:10):
all of the other legacy press that covered this, and
they were arguing that it was Nazism, it was eugenicism,
it was all the isms they were. I mean, we came,
we play. I know for a fact that the legacy
press were in it because one of our videos got

(04:30):
demonetized because we cited ABC or was it CBS or NBC,
I don't even remember anymore, all of them. We got
not once but twice from two separate networks. We had
to have our stuff demonetized because they didn't like us
using it, didn't like us citing it, probably because they
knew it looked absolutely stupid what they were doing. But

(04:51):
now The New York Times is like, no, no, no,
that's just an entirely right wing concoction. You're being gas lit.
The sub had right wing commentators suggested there was widespread
criticism of miss Sweeney over her new ad campaign. There
wasn't what dude, all they do in this and it

(05:14):
took two dudes to write it. All they do is
say it was all right leaning people, and only the
left only responded after they were being accused. That's the
gist of the story. That's literally what they're that's actually
what they're arguing, Caine, We apparently made it up. That's

(05:35):
what The New York Times is arguably so.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
The videos we played of the people on the left
claiming it was Nazism and Jens the play on words
genes was some sort of Nazi messaging. So we were
reporting on that and playing those videos and they're saying
that wasn't true.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
I'm going to need to put some fiery supplements in
my car because I'm gonna need it.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
I don't blame you, mm hmm.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
This is the dumbest thing ever. I know. It's it's Friday,
and I'm just like, oh my gosh, what.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
You know how there's these stages of grief, you know
what I mean? They have there's different stages of grief.
There's also stages of these left narratives. And it's the same.
It comes out the left starts all of this crap.
Then the right says, no, this is not what it is.
This is what it is, and then they're like, oh,
the right pounces.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
They seized, they seized. I mean, it is just it's
just insane that this is what they're what they're actually doing,
that they're running with us, And that's why it keeps
coming back up because they got mad. They kept going
at it again, and I just can't believe again still

(06:51):
anybody would get mad over this ad. I can't believe
it's week three of us talking about it. Kill me now.
But it's because of stuff like this, like the New
York Times ran this. This wasn't above the fold piece
that they ran, meaning it's important enough to where they
don't above the fold meaning where you would fold the
broadsheet in half, and all the most important stuff was
above the fold. So it was one of those above
you didn't have to scroll. It was an above the

(07:12):
fold thing that the New York Times ran, and they
accused the Right of entirely making it up. I'm going
to tell you, like, we didn't talk about it until
I saw it get super stupid and we're like, are
you serious, Like we're actually going to have to talk
about this because this is this is so insane, This
is just so insane. And so it was after ABC

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and MSNBC and NBC all ran with it. And you
had these chunks on TikTok and we're running their mouths.
And then ABC turned it into a whole story. All
these networks turned it into a whole story. They were
trying to get statements from American Eagle about it, and
we ran all of there. Like I said, we ran
all the audio. And it was like anchor after anchor.
It wasn't just like they mentioned it in an evening program.

(07:55):
It was they had it on all of their morning
talk shows. They had it on their day part talk shows,
they had it in their evening talk shows. They had
it absolutely everywhere. It was repeated coverage. And then when
they realized that it looked bad and it reflected poorly
on them and even people that you know, might have
been kind of on their side ideology ideologically, they started going, Yeah,

(08:16):
this is weird. Why are you guys obsessed over this?
This is a little bit. I mean, you're sitting here
saying a jeans ad. Nobody's got mad. When Beyonce did it,
nobody said, oh, here's a black woman with blonde hair.
This is probably like some eugenicist, you know, white supremacy thing.
Why is she wearing blonde? Nobody did anything like that
because it's stupid. It's equally stupid with this, and it's
like they just keep trying to go at her for everything.

(08:36):
They found out that she likes shooting. They tried going
at her over that. Like the year before when her
one of her mom her mom or dad had a
birthday and it said make sixty grade again, and they
had a hat that said make sixty grade again and
it was red and they were like, oh my gosh,
it's too close to a maga hat. We got to
kill her. And then her brother came out. I don't
know that I would have posted this stuff, but her

(08:57):
brother let me pull this up. I had this on
Twitter or x what the hell you want to call it.
Her brother had posted his staff sergeant promotion certificate from
the US Air Force and it showed like he apparently
has a like a pretty good rank. Uh like he
he was. I was looking at it. He's a senior
listed leader blah blah blah, and he put he posted

(09:17):
his stuff up online and he said it's them good jeans.
I don't know. Some people were like some vets were like,
I don't know if i'd post that certificate because people
are nuts and they don't, you know, you don't want
them to know where you're where you're at. But his
her brother Trent, he shared that he had a staff
sergeant promotion and people were going crazy over it, like, oh,
well that's you know, that's that's Sidney Sweeney. If you're

(09:40):
watching the simulcast and channel uh direct TV, what what
do you word? Three sixty seven, three forty seven, I
don't know anything today And the they they winn't. They
were also criticizing him the other day when he put
when they posted that, and now it's not just the
New York Times that's saying this. Also they had a

(10:00):
on it was a quick thing on MSNBC, but the
video disappeared where they were like, well, this is entirely
like it's a fabrication by the right wing. Someone was
staying that on a MSNBC. So clearly the talking points
went out because they looked ridiculous getting this mat over stuff.
They looked so stupid, getting this angry over stuff that
now they're trying to completely gaslight you. And when I

(10:22):
say I can't when the New York Times, and it's
weird because the New York Times has like one decent piece.
They had an editorial board piece where they were backing
Trump on something, believe it or not. But they have this.
I mean, it's a huge it's a huge, big story
that they had, and they went into debt. They were
trying to like study and tried to and really trying

(10:45):
to you know, kill this argument that it was the
right responding to the left. No, the left is just
completely they just bit the dust with us, And now
they're trying to gaslight you into thinking that it's just
you because you're just pathetic and you just decided to
make it up and attribute it to the left. Literally,
I mean, we didn't start talking about it until they

(11:07):
lost their minds over it. And I'll be damn, it's
been three weeks of this. I want to open my
veins up at this point. If we have to go
in week four came, Dear heavens, I will pray doubly
hard that smot obliterates this stupid, pathetic rock good night.
This is just it's it's just weird. Why lie about

(11:27):
this stuff? Why lie about it? This is just I mean,
I'm I'm over here looking at the and and of
course if you look at the tracking on this piece
memorandum had it as well. It's starting to amplify all
of these other entities or amplifying it because they really
took a hit. They really really took a hit. We
got more on this, but man alive, it's it's it's

(11:50):
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Speaker 4 (14:34):
That sounds like something that would happen to me. Chuck
e cheese nightmare. A woman gets stuck inside of a
game because she stuck her arm in a hole that's
not intended for hands. Well, you know, because sometimes you're
just like, I'm better than this machine, right, But I
want to know how she actually physically got into the thing.
So she found herself trapped inside of a money making
machine at Chuck E Cheese. She stuck her arm in
the hole. It wasn't intended for hands. It's an embarrassing video,

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they said. And she knelt inside of the game with
her arm trapped in the hole, and then firefighters had
to go and set her free. So I get it.
You walk in the thing and I guess money circles
around you, and you know, but she stuck her arm.
Why did she do that? And why does Chuck E
Cheese have something like that?

Speaker 5 (15:11):
Right?

Speaker 4 (15:12):
Like you're just gonna rain money down on kids if
they go in there, Like what is that? I'm trying
to figure out what in the world that's about. So
I don't know how. I guess it goes in and
then the money like flies all around you and you've
got to catch it. Apparently. Oh yeah, it's called the
ticket blaster. Oh my gosh, Kane, this is a real thing.
It's like you're getting your training kids to deal with it,

(15:35):
raining at the club, you know what I mean? Look
at it. Check it. It's like the kids go in there. Anyway,
this grown woman was in there and she's unidentified, but
they had to get fire department out there to save her.
I mean, you know you're trying to catch them all. Wait,
this is I'm pokemon New York. This is so stupid
because everyone's dumb New York latching onto breast milk flavored

(15:56):
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That's discussed state. It's for babies, that's baby's food. It's
a sweet shop and I'm not naming it because I
don't want to give it attention. But it's offering a
limited edition special flavor that tastes exactly like human breast milk.
Why would you want to do that?

Speaker 7 (16:15):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Is it dreat milk or does it just taste like it?

Speaker 4 (16:17):
Well, that's what it's saying. It's really weird anyway. This
is what gets me, like, these are the type of
people that go to this. This one broad was like,
I was breastfed by my mother from nineteen seventy four
to about nineteen seventy eight and a half, but I
just don't remember it. So it's still emotionally like mentally
surprised me. That's an actual direct quote. First off, four
and a half years what and then really nineteen seventy

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eight and a half she actually said, that is a quote.
You're the exact type of person that we don't like.
This is what's wrong. This is why aliens don't visit US.
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Speaker 5 (18:07):
In the past several weeks, we've seen the chaos and
cruelty of immigration raids in the city. We have seen
how they have impacted families. I am frankly worried about
those families and if they're still hanging together, especially economically
and talking to families that have impacted when one breadwinner,

(18:29):
one wage earner is gone and disappears. To survive in
our city economically, you need two, three and four wage
earners to keep housing, to keep food, on the table,
to keep clothes on your kids. When that is taken
away from you, that just doesn't destabilize a family.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
That destabilizes a.

Speaker 5 (18:51):
Neighborhood, It destabilizes businesses, It destabilizes a community.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
But we are not going to allow.

Speaker 5 (18:58):
This administration to destabilize our great city.

Speaker 4 (19:03):
No, you're just doing that with your policies. That's what
That's what all that's about. You're just doing it with
your with your policies that you have. That's La Mayor
Karen Bass who's talking about her. The gist of it is,
she's saying that you're taking jobs away from criminal, illegal
aliens and giving them back to working Americans, and that's
destabilizing our great city. Why are people leaving California and droves?

(19:23):
I mean, I first off, look at the policies that
you have in Los Angeles. Look at the property taxes.
The property taxes are so insanely high. It's I mean,
what what are what's the return on the investment that
people are getting for their money on that? You know,
that's number one? Number two? Uh, look at the recidivism
and law and order. I mean, you've you actually declassified

(19:43):
serious crimes like breaking and entering down to just misdemeanors,
and and then half of them they don't even prosecute.

Speaker 8 (19:50):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
We talked about that a couple of months ago. I mean,
this is a it's a major problem in California. Uh
and Los Angeles particularly, you have the problem with the homeless.
You have you know, drug and gang crime, et cetera,
et cetera. But they it's it's a combination of the leadership,
the policies that they're implementing, the high taxation, et cetera,

(20:12):
et cetera. That's all contributing to this. You definitely can't
have unless sure you know Aarons were Aaron's spelling rich.
You can't have a single family income in Los Angeles
because it's Los Angeles. Look at where all that tax
money goes. Nobody knows. I mean, it sure as hell
doesn't go to law and order. It sure as hell
doesn't go to keeping you know, the beautification of the streets.
It sure as hell doesn't go towards helping the homeless.

(20:33):
I mean, you know, which is something that you know.
And they also try to penalize churches for doing that.
Remember there have been people who have been cited for
trying to feed the homeless in California because oh, you
don't have the permit to do that. Oh you can't
help people. You have to go and ask the government
for permission to help people. So they set up I mean,
it's hurt and rescue. They're the ones that do the hurting,
and then they act like they're going to come and
rescue and the idea. Once again, how unbelievably racist it

(20:56):
is to assume that this, that it's only a certain
subset of people that are going to perform only a
certain type of job, is just asinine. Everybody's leaving. Businesses
are leaving California. There's not going to be anywhere to
work here in California, you know, before long, because everybody's leaving.
Everybody's leaving it. Who wouldn't who would stay? I don't know.

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I haven't been to California in a few years, and
I I haven't been out to LA in a few years.
It's been a while since I've been out to La
even I haven't been, I've been. It's been over ten
years since I've been to San Francisco, and I won't.
I wasn't a fan. Sorry, wasn't a fan. Because every
all the men on the flight all wore pea coats
and tortoise show glasses. And then the first thing I

(21:43):
saw was a homeless guy vomiting when I got there. Yeah,
I totally did, like literally like the wopped out of
the airport and that was what was happening, not even exaggerating.
So oh, and then there was outside the hotel there
was a homeless guy that took a dump or a
no oh wait, well it was a homeless couple, I think,
and one of them did it. I'm not quite sure who,

(22:04):
but I assumed it was the man anyway, So you know,
I mean, there's a lot of problems. There's a lot
of problems in the Los Angeles. Let's to say nothing
of the fire recovery. I mean, you have the Palisades fire,
now you have another fire that's kicking off. You have
zero land management. Karen Bass. Wouldn't she on vacation at
that time, or she was on some kind of trip
she was overseas when that happened, and the Left was

(22:26):
covering for her. This is just it's just stupid, that's
not you're not First off, she'd said criminal, illegal aliens
or no, she was saying illegal aliens or illegal something.
How she was talking about immigration that was interesting, but
that it will destabilize our great city if you're undocumented,
if you're taking it away from the undocumented, it's going

(22:48):
to destabilize our city. So I would think that the
problem is the deluge of people that are coming in
illegally that's destabilizing the city, not making sure that the
jobs are going to people who are here legally and
allowed to work or are able to work, because they're
painting into the system. That's what I would think. They
got it all backwards, and they're going to continue to
get it backwards because that's actually it's not backwards for them,

(23:09):
that's their policy, and so they believe what gas lighting,
it's just weird. I'm I am. I am constantly amazed
because when I thought, you know, when I become an adult.
One of the most jarring things to me growing up

(23:31):
and becoming an adult, Kane was realizing that some adults
are really just stupid, and that all of these people
that were older than you and you thought were wiser
than you really aren't. Like some of them are actually
dumber than dumber than you. Really bad.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Now you're understanding where might not all old people are
innocent comes from.

Speaker 4 (23:49):
I know you don't like old people specifically, but that's
irrelevant here, Kane. Stop attacking the old people. Fair so
not fair? So oh man, I I just have a
bunch of headlines today that they're just all basically just
makes you question humanity. All right, So a couple of
other things that I want to make sure that we're

(24:10):
touching on to get you set up for the weekend.
Uh And again it's why it's always good to subscribe
to the newsletter. Did you see this story? I tweeted
it about Jasmine Crockett New York Post, so apparently. Let
me just give you the gist of it if you
didn't read it. So apparently, Jasmine Crockett is a diva

(24:33):
horrible to her staff and a rude, lazy diva who
basically wants to be famous for absolutely nothing, and she
lays around her apartment all day and demands to be
driven and escalades. Only this is a real thing, And
this is not like a conservative news outlet saying this.
This is what her staff is like. They're they're leaking

(24:54):
on her. They She's described as being a boss from
hell al diva, know Wow, and that she wants to
just be a famous influencer. Apparently, congressional aids have been
spilling their beings to the press on this. They said,

(25:15):
she's obsessed with going viral. She's not present when the
cameras aren't rolling, and when she does appear, she terrorizes
her staff. She is not often in the Longworth House
office building, where her government provided office is. They said
she prefers to stay in her nearby luxury apartment for
weeks on end. She lays around in her one quote

(25:36):
direct quote from an AID quote, she is laying around
her apartment. She won't come into the office and is
just very indifferent to staff and screams at them. She
is never in the office. This is another AID. She's
never in the office and is very disengaged. She does
her bs that goes viral and then freaks out over
the most random things. Another source said quote, it's widely
known that she's not nice to staff, and she's not

(25:57):
a dedicated member focused on concertents. A thirds or of
the fourth source quote, she has focused almost exclusively on
being an influencer, not a member of Congress. She is
all diva, no Wow. Direct quotes. These are again it's
not from progressives. These are all from people who work
for her. And they said that when she does show

(26:20):
up to work on Capitol Hill, like she'll go and
she'll attend a committee hearing or something, and then she'll
do a social media attack on you know whatever, She'll
run her mouth on Trump or whatever. She demands that
staff members drive her the short distance to her office
in a rented car rather than the staffer's own. And
I know for a fact that that's what a lot

(26:40):
of lawmakers do. They have their staff, uh, pick them
up in their vehicles if they're if it's too far
to our walk and then they just you know, ferry.
Then that's part of what you do as a member
of staff for Congress. And they said that she makes
them rent cars specifically escalades quote has to be an
escalator or a similar upscale make end quote. And they said, so,

(27:06):
you're technically allowed to do it, but it's wildly inefficient.
This is what one aid is saying. She literally rents
a car every week in DC and expects her staff
to drive her around while she's in the back seat.
She treats staff like uber drivers. Wow, so I mean
this is man, man, man, this is bad. She sounds

(27:30):
like she's like a she wants to be a real
Housewives of Dallas kind of thing. This is so typical
of so many of these type of lawmakers. And there's
a couple on the right, but they're really predominant on
the left. You got Maxine Waters, who is the og
right she it seems like Jasmine Crockett. I don't know what.

(27:52):
I don't think she actually co sponsors legislation. I don't
think she actually introduces legislation. Do you know of an
issue that she's kind of synonymous with? Because every lawmaker
has an issue that they're really focused on, right, Like
we had Congresswoman and Beth Van Dyne on the other day,
She's very focused on employment, jobs, the economy. Right, there
are others that are I've had lawmakers on that are

(28:13):
focused on AI and tech and things like that. What
is Jasmine Crockett? What is her issue? Does anybody know?
Does anybody know any issue that she's talked about? All
she does is run her mouth about trump et cetera,
et cetera. It's almost like she focus groups her day.
She starts off her day focused grouping whatever she thinks

(28:33):
is going to go viral on social media. She just
wants to be an influencer. She wants to be famous
for doing nothing. I mean, that sounds about right. Because
she grew up as like a debutante. She grew up
going to the most expensive private school in Missouri. Oh,
I know the school that's where all like the CEO

(28:57):
kids went. It's where all the politicians' kids went, all
of the millionaire's kids went there. All of them went there.
I mean you have I mean, their alumni lists is crazy.
And it's a very expensive school, and it is very
exclusive and it isn't one of the most exclusive the
actually the most exclusive neighborhoods in the state. And she

(29:19):
went there. So she grew up I mean I am
I mean, good grief, I'm more street than Jasmincrockett. She
grew up with a silver spoon in her mouth. She
is she is literally the daughter of privilege. And she
tried to use that and tried to grift off like

(29:41):
she pretended she was from the streets or that she
was hood or whatever and tried to grift off of that.
And so now when you see these stories, because these
are again people who work with her. These aren't you know,
it's not like a conservative hit job. These are people
who don't like Democrats, who don't like her because she
doesn't work, She doesn't do the job, She doesn't put

(30:02):
in any effort. All she does is try to find cameras,
run her mouth, and then she goes back to sit
on her sit on her sofa and her apartment and
probably doom scrolls all day. They said that she has
burned through employees at such a pace that she is
now known as the present day Sheila Jackson Lee. Sheila

(30:22):
Jackson Lee was notorious for treating staff horribly and like this,
she would just burn through staff. That turnover rate was crazy.
Nobody stayed with her for more than a couple of months.
It is it was unreal. That was like, that's a
long running joke, and so everyone's like, oh, so that
tells you how bad it is. She's like that, someone said.

(30:45):
Aide cited fear of retribution and they were terrified to
even talk to the press about it, but they said
something needs to be done because nobody knows her behavior.
Nobody outside of this, you know, out of DC, really
knows her behavior. They said, quote, she thinks she's her
own best advisor at the only she knows best. And
then she gets rid of press. She'll get rid of
press people because she says she can do it all better. Wow.

(31:08):
She screams at her aids until the women cry. And
another aide, who is a young black woman, said quote,
I don't want to hear Jasmine Crockett talk about helping
black women when she fires them for no reason. Damn.
They said that they were trying to now she's having

(31:29):
trouble getting people on her staff. They said that they
were trying to hire, and that nobody wants to work
for her, and that other aids that would maybe refer
friends or something. No one's suggesting anybody go work for
her because she's apparently that bad. That bad. They said
that she just doesn't care about issues in her district.

(31:49):
She wants to get on the view or on late
night talk shows, and that's all she talks about. And
they said that all she does is talk about Trump
and she doesn't really care about any of the other issues.
I actually think that's kind of a problem with the
Democrat Party as a whole. But she's a special case.
Wow wow wow Wow. I wonder if anybody the press

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Speaker 9 (34:30):
Well, that is something I'm working for at the national level,
and we have can say are hoping that we can
have gender for me here, for our for our trans kids,
and that it's a sad thing for us.

Speaker 4 (34:50):
I'm not totally. I don't know what.

Speaker 9 (34:55):
I don't know what effect we can have nationally with
what we have going on and white health and in
the Congress, it's really very sad. If you were there
outside our door. We have a trans flag outside of
our door. In the Congressional office building, we have the
trans flag, as do some of our other colleagues.

Speaker 4 (35:17):
But that view is not necessarily What she's talking about
is experimentation. This is not medical care. So I don't
even know how there can be a conversation on it
when that that root point is up for not even
up for debate. It's just science. I mean, you have
someone that has medically nothing wrong with them, and you
are submitting them to experimental surgery, after which they will

(35:41):
for the rest of their lives be dependent upon prescription
medication just to function as they normally did. That's not affirmation.
That's harm. That's cruel, it's not helping anyone. It's not affirmation.
You don't assist people, you don't make them easier in

(36:04):
their mental struggle. And that's what I think it is.
It's you know, it's it's when you're doing it. This
is and with kids who that you can't say that
that's informed consent when there are no long term studies
that have been performed on hormonal abuse. All they have
is like back in the day when they started treating
men and women with hormones, All they have are are

(36:29):
like emerging issues for not having you know, the correct
approach on that. They don't have anything about treating healthy,
pre pubescent people with hormones like this. I mean, it's
this is not healthcare and it's not informed consent. So
I don't I think what's sad is that they think

(36:49):
it is. That's sad to me that you would lie
to yourself and lie to other people like that. So
we have our second hour on the way. We've got
floor demand coming up also, But this is a crazy
story with some stats behind it. Has the Internet ruined personalities?
I mean I think social media has, but we'll discuss
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Speaker 1 (39:15):
The Democrats always come back. It could be tomorrow, could
be next week, it could be next month. They're going
to come back, or we'll be able to track them
down to it.

Speaker 4 (39:23):
And what we're talking about he's talking about right now,
the redistricting of seats that the UH with the whole
Texas legislature. Texas legislature might make it six or seven
or eight new seats, might make it this many new seats. Okay, Well,

(39:46):
he was on our show and he was talking about
doing this. He said this to us the other day Wednesday,
today's Friday. Uh So he said it to his Wednesday,
that he might even expand it and make it more seats.
And he was also telling us that they were getting
the FBI. And welcome to the program. Welcome back, Dana
lash with you. We're at the top of the second
hour on this god forsaken slow news cycle. I'm actually

(40:08):
you should be happy that it's a slow news cycle
because that means that they're not in DC doing stupid stuff, right,
I mean, it means that they're not in DC doing
well what all they could be doing something like the
silver lining. But no, I'm not looking at the silver lining.
I'm just trying to be encouraging to our audience. I'm
gonna go back to being my cynical dar yourself momentarily.

(40:29):
I'm here to serve for the people, not myself, Kane.
So I'm giving them good news. Yeah, I mean, it
doesn't benefit me when they're not there, but but it does.
Does that make sense? It's really weird. It doesn't benefit me,
but it does, right, So I don't I don't know.
I don't know how to put it all right, So
welcome back. I wanted to share this crazy it's a

(40:49):
crazy story with you. We were talking about real quick
last hour, how the New York Times was saying that
the whole Sydney Sweeney thing was nothing more than just
a right wing sigh off, and God help me, I
just can't even I mean, how many days of this
do we have. They're acting like the right wing totally
made this up and that it's the left never said

(41:11):
anything about it because they're good and pure. You horrible people.
You guys did it. You guys did it out there.
You so this is the stuff. Now. The reason I
put this out there is because it kind of dovetails
into this next piece. Okay, because you hear stories like
that and you're like, hold on, hold up. Because I
saw y'all talking about this on ABC. I saw y'all

(41:32):
talking about this on the MISSMBC. You all literally were
saying that it was nazisque, you genesists, all this stuff, right,
And then you react to that, don't you. You're like,
the hell you do you react to it? Let me
share this with you young adults in the United States. Now,
they don't totally break down the age. They just say

(41:52):
young adults in the United States have shown a decline
in conscientiousness and an increase and euroticism since twenty ten,
which coincides with the rise of smartphone use. This shift
reverses historical patterns where young people were more extroverted, potentially
affecting career success, relationships and overall health outcomes. Now this

(42:15):
kind of works with another piece where people have gotten
more cynical adults in all age brackets. This is a
piece that ran. It was an MSN thing that ran
and said that cynicism has grown in every generation. You
think I mean, look at the stuff that I just
gave you an example of why we hate everything right there. Now,

(42:38):
as far as the Internet, the way that this I
think is presented, they kind of act like it's the
Internet that changed our personalities. I don't necessarily think it's
the Internet that did it. I think it's really social
media that did it. And I do I mean, I
think there is truth to it. Social media has ruined

(43:01):
a lot. The Internet has been really amazing, but a
lot of people think it's maybe net negative. Do you
think it's let me start with this and then we'll
get into the social media aspect of it. Do you
think that the Internet has been a net positive or
a net negative for society? Because it's a hard thing

(43:24):
to answer, because there are some very good things that
have happened. The Tea Party back in twenty ten would
not have happened without it because we all got started
organizing and being activist online. There have been a lot
of really good people who have been able to leverage
and use the Internet for great, for good things. Right So,

(43:47):
I think that's the question, what is it a positive
though or a negative? Because there's a lot of negative
things that have happened or come up as a result
of it.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
I would say, it's how you measured it. If you
measured it, is it good for society financially? I would say, yeah,
it would be. Has it been good for society mentally?
Maybe not. Has it been great for society emotionally? I
don't think so. But I think it matters how you
measure it. Now, if you take all of those things
and then you sum it up and figure out what

(44:26):
the means are, then maybe we do find an imbalance there.
But I think it's pretty much just like life.

Speaker 4 (44:34):
It's hard for me to say that the Internet has
been bad because I love the fact that and people
are like, oh, well, it hurts. It hurts introverts. People
aren't going out, and yeah, I mean I've always been
kind of introverted. I'm one of those people that I
could actually stay out of sight and not go anywhere.

(44:54):
I can really hunker down. So COVID negatively affected a
lot of people. In the Raine was mentioning this too,
talking about her family dynamic. With people like me, it
didn't really have a negative impact on me because I
don't like going out, and so I don't like going
out socializing anyway. You never see me on the DC
party circuit. You never. I hate all that stuff. Yeah,

(45:16):
I'm like no, no, no, man. I'll stay home and
I'll you know, I'll have a classic cab and I'll
watch like a murder mystery or something, you know, or
I'll just like cook at home or chill, you know. I.
I love the fact though, And the reason I bring
this up is like goofy stuff. I get excited the
fact that I can buy like everyday items online. Right

(45:40):
if there's if I don't want to go into the
makeup store because the parking is ridiculous, and then I
go in and there's always like some you know, they
them that's like trying to sell me foundation. That's like
darker than my actual complexion. You know. I don't want
to have to deal with it. I know what I need.
H I love the fact that I don't have to
go in. And this is where my super introvertedness comes out.

(46:02):
You guys think I'm an extrovert, and I'm really not.
I don't like to have the I'm awkward. I go
there and I'm just like I just need things and
I just you know, kind of walk like an alien,
like you know, like.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
You're at the soup Nazi line and you're just like
just soup, just soup and bread. Then you move on
just soup and that's it.

Speaker 4 (46:20):
I just I want to be out. I want to
get there and I want to be just out. I
just you know, I just go. I know exactly what
I need and I get it and I and I
don't like going into big stores where they have too
many things to look at. I'm just like, I don't
need any of these items. I just want my items
and I just so that's one of the reasons why
I like just getting it online. So I'll get like,

(46:40):
you know, I will literally purchase like cleaning supplies on
Amazon and things like that, and then I have and
it's like Christmas, it's like the bonuses. You get a
box and first fleeting second you think, what if it's
something else, you know what I mean, And then you
open it and you're like, oh, it's my paper towels
and my toilet cleaner.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Christmas.

Speaker 4 (46:55):
Yeah, you know, And it's funny because it could be
something like literally as like the little toilet disc your taking.
I mean, it's something little like that, you know what
I mean.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
So I love the idea we can do that now,
but back in the day, And I don't know if
you remember your very first online purchase.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
Ever, No, I don't remember it.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
Mine was in nineteen ninety nine.

Speaker 4 (47:13):
How do you know this?

Speaker 2 (47:14):
This was because I remember I don't remember exactly what
it was that I got, but it was I think
it was Amazon, if I'm not mistaken, in two thousand,
whatever it was. It was the year two thousand and
I remember ordering online and thinking because at the time
the news was putting stories out about how unsafe your
information online was, right, and purchasing online.

Speaker 4 (47:37):
Things online, you'll die.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
Very cautious, be very cautious about purchasing online. I remember
thinking and getting so nervous about my very first online purchase.
I don't know if you remembered yours or not.

Speaker 4 (47:47):
No, I don't. I totally don't. I'm sure it was
probably something stupid. Actually, it may have been like oxy clean.
I'm not even lying. Really, Yeah, totally may have been
something like that. So my point of bringing this up
is that the Internet, specifically, I don't I don't think
is bad. I think a lot of good has come
from it. Social media is the is It's like a

(48:12):
form of societal aids. I don't know how to say it. Well,
it is.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
I just look at it as life.

Speaker 4 (48:20):
No, it's not life. That's that's just it. That's just it.
It's not life with a low That is not life.
It's a bunch of curated nonsense.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
It's life with a lowered a lowered expectation of getting
any sort of clap back. Right, Like online you're not
going to get punched in the face, but in real
life you would.

Speaker 4 (48:40):
Oh, people get big balls online.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Right, That's what I mean. So it's it's that lowered
fear when you're on life. It's just a reflection of life.
It's just a lowered level of.

Speaker 4 (48:49):
Fear in some ways. I remember when when Twitter before
it was Actus really kicked off and we're like, wow,
we can use this to aggravate lawmakers and you know,
organy and do all this stuff. And now I'm like,
all it is is bots and paid operatives that think
that you haven't done this for as long as you have,
and that you're too stupid to recognize that what they

(49:10):
are absolutely transparently not to them doing is actual electioneering.
It's so obvious. And it also introduced this concept of
everybody has to have a take. Are you really participating
in society if you don't have a take and commentary?
And it's really shaped, like reshaped my industry. And I

(49:33):
got into my industry as a consequence of doing something else.
I'd never sought out to go into political commentary ever,
it was a consequence of something else. I was always
in support of Second Amendment. I was a newspaper columnist
and I ran what you would call a fecal posting
site that criticized of all of the media in Saint Louis.

(49:55):
I literally ran this rag tag publication out of a
basement of some building that was near Washington Avenue downtown
Saint Louis, near Tucker Sorry it was new or Tucker
in Washington, the Intersection, and was just very critical of
all of the media, and we were really hated and

(50:18):
I did That's what I did. And then I ended
up getting into a very public back and forth with
the Saint Louis Post Dispatch at the time because their
editorial board was livid over my support of Second Amendment rights,
and you know, and and it ended up blowing up,
and then I ended up being a guest on radio,
and I went from there, it was a consequence of
something else. And the reason I say this is because
now it is a requirement of life to have a take.

(50:40):
Commentary has even been reshaped to where you used to
be able to, you know, just have really deep involved
analysis of issues and put it out there for other
people to decide. Now it is you have to have
a take or you're not participating in society and not
everything requires a hot take. And because of this rush
to always have a take, there's a lot of study
that's created as a result out there. And so with

(51:02):
social media, I'm not even getting into like the influencer
stuff on Instagram or the stuff that you see with youth.
I mean the completely non realistic beauty trends everybody puts
a filter on. I can tell. It's so easy to tell.
You can tell when people are using a filter. I'm sorry,
but I have friends who are in their mid forties
and I'm like, girl, I know your neck is crapier

(51:23):
than that. Like you literally put a mars a Pan
filter on your Instagram post. Stop it. You know, it's
like it's overdone, right, I just it's so unrealistic, hyper unrealistic.
It's like inverted what we know is real life. You
used to have the cyber world and then real life,
and now it's inverted it to where you're supposed to
look like what you see online. And I'm not just

(51:44):
saying that, Like plastic surgeons have said that there are
women that are coming into their offices, like twenty two
years old, who are trying to reshape themselves to look
like what they're seeing on social media. And it has
gotten so bad. Everything has been made dumber because I
think things that are easily accessible mean that you don't
try as hard. It's made everybody dumber. It's completely changed

(52:09):
the ability that people have to in real time and
in real meat space converse with people and build relationships
that aren't transactional and that aren't based upon likes or whatever.
It is just such a crazy phenomenon. And you know,
going to this study, I really think that because it

(52:30):
talks about the personality shifts and that people aren't conscientious anymore,
and that every age group has gotten less extroverted in
the era of the smartphone. I mean it is an amazing,
an amazing I mean it's like a free fall like
it is. They call literally say it's a conscientiousness freefall.
That is a red alert alarm. We have more coming up.

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And now all of the news you would probably it's
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et cetera, et cetera. So you're going to continue having
cheap ultra processed food be a. Actually it's fifty five
percent of the daily glor ca intake. That's going to
remain the same until the economy improves and until people
have a lower tax burden. You're gonna that's the way

(54:45):
it is. All these people are like, make America healthy again.
That's great, but you can't do that unless you first
make the economy healthy again, and it's not. It's improving,
but you've got to realize that we have My whole
life has been like this, the economy has been like this.
It's gonna take more than just one change in one generation.
It's gonna it's gonna be an on an ongoing generational

(55:08):
battle and it's and until we get to a point
where people are less burdened, you are always going to
see ultra processed foods lead and that's indicative. It's directly
tied to how much money people have in their bank accounts,
so that I don't know why people don't talk about
those being related. It's kind of frustrating.

Speaker 8 (55:24):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (55:25):
The healthy, the health food loved by the wealthy, I
don't know what that means is now linked to lou
Gerrigg's disease. What it's a gourmet delicacy, it's wild mushrooms.
The moral they said that morels are coveted in the
culinary world, and that now they're saying that they're linked
to false morals and I don't even know what this is.

(55:46):
Als sometime kind of I don't know, some kind of
cluster of cases or whatever. Basically, just stick with mushrooms.
You know, let's just keep it like that, right that
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Speaker 4 (57:16):
Welcome back to the program, Dana Lash with you. We're
at the bottom of the second hour on Friday, and
this uh, we've been talking about a number, getting you
set up for the weekend. That's what we're doing. It's
getting you set up set up for the weekend. A
couple of things. And we're talking about the story that
came out about personality shifts from from do really mainly

(57:39):
because of social media. Uh. And then uh, of course
I kept seeing these slap fights that were online between
members of the right, and I'm only going to like
address it really quickly. I saw one thing where, uh,
who was it, Steve Bannon was saying that he made
JD vance and that he would never be a good President.

(58:02):
I don't know. I think there are a lot of
people out there that, you know, I think there's a
healthy competition going into twenty twenty eight. Full disclosure. I
used to work with Steve Bannon when I worked with
Andrew Breitbart before he ruined the side and after Andrew's death.
Andrew's a very dear friend of mine, and so I've

(58:22):
known him for over a decade. And I just think
that that's like kind of comical to say that you
made someone. Bandon said that about so many people. He
claimed I've made Sarah Palin, and he acted like he
made Andrew Breitbart, and he acted like he, you know,
he made Trump. He I mean, I think he said
something to that effect before. He's just a do nothing
gadfly that had like a paid for play play for

(58:43):
play whatever little radio or brought podcast or whatever the
hell he was doing internet show. And it's just all
about self glorification. I just don't I just don't get it.
And I still can't get over the fact that he
actually called Donald Trump Junior a trader and bought into
the whole fake story about the New York hotel meeting

(59:04):
between Junior and Natalia Leovitskaya, who was one of the
people that was working with Fusion GPS. Anyway, there was
all these stories where he was thinking of, I guess,
making a run for president. Those are their skeletons. You
don't want to coming out of the closet, So just don't.
Why would you do that? That's so stupid. And No,
I'm pretty sure that all these people made themselves. Not

(59:28):
you pretty sure that they all made themselves. I just
this is the part of politics that I just hate.
You always have these like loud gadflies and you looking like, well,
what did you actually do other than write on somebody's
coat tails and yell? Because that's not that doesn't require effort.
You know what did what did you actually do? So

(59:50):
and I can say that because unlike other people out there,
I actually worked with him and I'd known him for
a very long time. So I think he's mad at
Trump because, uh, Trump had talked about and I have
a piece that I've been working on about this. Trump
had talked about trade relations as it relates to Gaza
et cetera, et cetera, and these and these sovereign nations

(01:00:12):
if they are going to legitimize terrorism by rewarding Hamas
with its own state recognition at like the next UN meeting,
which they the United States has every right to say
we don't want to have partners trading partners. If you're
doing that, they have every right to say that. So anyway,
it's just it's just a fascinating thing to see people

(01:00:34):
taking credit for other people's come up and in their
their their work, ethic, et cetera. I just I that's
the bad part of politics, because you know, without any
other kind of substantive record, you're going to try to
claim other people's achievements as your own. No, so the
uh pull this up, I feel like poot booty juice.

(01:00:55):
Well if not, I don't feel like this. This is true.
He is really trying to reposition himself going into not
just like midterms, but ahead of the twenty twenty eight
cycle season. Right he had said, and I was following
some of this on social media. He was accused of

(01:01:17):
betraying his community because he said that the trans Athlete
debate that there was some quote complexity and fairness issues,
but yet he still said that he opposed laws banning
men from women's sports, and the trans TIFA is very
upset because he's given these interviews and he's talked about it,

(01:01:40):
et cetera. So they're very mad about him saying this stuff. Now,
keep in mind, the majority of Americans do not think
that men should be allowed to compete in women's sports
teams and go in their locker rooms, et cetera. They don't.
The majority of Americans across the board, they all agree
on this, and the Americans don't really agree on a

(01:02:02):
lot of things like that to that extent that they
do on this. He really thinks that he's got a
path to the presidency and that's why he's trying to
reposition himself in this middle ground. And I he's not
going to be able to do it because he's not
savvy enough. He doesn't have political acumen. He is like
some of the most horrible political acumen. And he's a case.

(01:02:24):
And this is why I came in with a bandoned
story because I think this dovetails perfectly. He is the
case of somebody who has a very big mouth and
actually doesn't do anything. Very big mouth doesn't really do anything.
What did Booty Jews do? He was mayor of South
Bend and he couldn't even fill potholes. That's why everybody,
including Democrats, ridiculed him. He did not have any career

(01:02:45):
outside of Indiana, so he had to move up to Michigan.
That's where he thinks he's going to relaunch himself out
of He was put as a dei hire into the
Department of Transportation, where he did a heinous job. If
you will remember, after he and his partner bought some kids,
he pretended that he laid in the hospital bed and
took a photo with him like he birthed them. And
then he was m i A. He took his three

(01:03:07):
month maternity leave whatever, and uh wasn't even answering calls.
Even when he came back, he was scarcely accessible. And
that's not just me. That was democrats within the administration
leaking to Politico for a story on that because they
were so mad about it and he they couldn't reach him.

(01:03:30):
Now keep in mind, at the exact same time all
of this was happening, you had a supply chain crisis.
You had a number of different I mean, you had
the port protests at the ports where you had the
longshoreman's boycott. There are there strike, the long shoreman's strike

(01:03:52):
and pooh booty juice was nowhere to be found. So
this piece of Politico was getting into how they couldn't
reach him ever, Like they just couldn't get a hold
of him, and they had things that they had to resolve,
and he was m I A. And then he comes
back and acts like he was doing this, you know,
great job. Never forget when he was when he went
to what was it Palace Cton in Ohio and was

(01:04:15):
standing outside of that that do you remember that he
was there and he was in a builder hat, And
then he was in some he would he would like
go and it was sort of like a travis like
a morbid travesty tour, and he would show up at
places where there's a tornado and storm damage or the
big railroad disaster, and he would show up there with

(01:04:37):
his little vests and a hard hat and he looked
like Bob the Builder standing there with all of these
people who you know, literally did look like they actually
did the work. And he would just fly in there
and do a photo He would do a photo op.
He would be there for like an hour or two
and then he would leave. Then he was in Ohio,
people were like, oh, he was only here for a
couple of hours and then he left. Never forget when

(01:04:57):
he was trying to pretend that he cared about reducing
the number of cars on the road. And you remember
what he did, Remember what he did. He was writing
he would be driven near the Capitol complex in the SUVs,
black SUVs, and then a security guy would get his
little bicycle out of the back, and then he got

(01:05:18):
on the little bicycle and put his little helmet on,
and then he pretended he got caught by photographers. And
it was funny because the photos looked like they were
taken from in the trees somewhere. I was always like,
where are these photographers at? But they snapped photos of
him doing this, and so he was pretending to ride
his little bicycle into that, like he wrote it the
whole way. Guys, he's so earth conscious, But he wasn't.

(01:05:39):
It was a joke. It was an absolute joke. And
now he thinks that he is going to pivot and
remake himself as some kind of moderate. Really, this guy
who was only ever a mayor and then was appointed
because he's gay, he was appointed to the depart under transportation. Now,

(01:06:06):
I don't I think what he'll try to do in
twenty eight, I say, I think he's going to try
to run for president, because when you run for president,
you get to make You get to raise a lot
of money, right, you get book deals, you might get
you know, after you get out, you might get a
contributorship at CNN or MSNBC, something like that. Wan's getting
this video ready of them doing this. Look at this.
It's like literally from behind the trees. They caught him

(01:06:28):
doing this, literally what he was doing, and look at him.
He's like, Okay, I'm gonna go and pretend to ride
my bike the rest of the way, acting like he
rode all the way in there. Is that not the
dumbest thing you've ever seen in your life. I told
you I wasn't joking. It was like they it was
like a videographer photographer. They just happened to be there

(01:06:49):
and caught it. That's why they didn't have the best
angle for the shot. They just happened to be there
and caught that. That is insane. So I think he's
gonna try to run on in twenty twenty eight because
he wants to build some book deals for himself. He
wants to maybe he wants to that's that's how they
create job security. But he knows he's not going to win,

(01:07:10):
but he still has to make a good go of it,
at least make it to however many rounds. It's like
the squid games. That's what these primaries are like. They're
like the squid games. So he's got to make it,
you know, just so many rounds so that it's still valuable.
But I do think that he would like to be
somebody's VP, can you. I don't think that would ever happen. Yeah,

(01:07:32):
I don't think that would ever happen because Newsom's too vain,
and Newsom would look at him as a liability. Booty
Juice doesn't care. He's so desperate he would just he
doesn't care. He just wants to be somewhere. He doesn't
hasn't done anything. What ell has he done? What has
he done lately? Nothing? I don't know. It's just bizarre
to me. His whole career trajectory has been one big

(01:07:54):
example of privilege, Democrat privilege. So he's trying to he
wants to look at like, he wants to come out
as this very unthreatening, moderate, kind of safe, kind of progressive.
That's how he wants to do it. Gat Now it's
interesting because Newsom is trying to do the same thing.
Notice how these guys that are that are considered maybe

(01:08:17):
front of the line or at least have some name
recognition on the left, they're trying to re position themselves.
Is no, no, no, We're not that kind of progressive.
We're the cool progressive or the safe progressive. That's what
they're trying to do. And it's going to be kind
of debasing, isn't it when it really kicks off, because

(01:08:39):
they're all going to come out and they're all going
to try to outbuild packs in the other one. I'm
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It's his laugh mission to make bad decisions. It's time
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Speaker 4 (01:10:09):
All right. So Florida Man's like our Sainus person. I
think of the day. So let's see here. There's so
there's so many that I first, let's try.

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
You're too picky with Florida man.

Speaker 4 (01:10:29):
I am picky. Well, okay, three Florida dudes were arrested.
They had fifty three spiny lobsters in the back of
their rig and they also had stone crabs. It was
outside a season. I do think stuff like this is important.
And this is the difference between environmentalists and conservationists. Conservationists
are actual, like they actually care about the environment. Environmentalists
are just loud gas bags. You have to do things

(01:10:52):
in season so the population recovers. You're wanting to control
the population, but you don't want to over harvest a
population and deplete it. So that's why doing things in
and out of season, particularly with lobster things like lobster
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conk like down and you know, the Caribbean all of that.

(01:11:12):
That's why it's very important to do things in and
around season because it gives them time to repopulate. I
get it. You would think that they would know. Also,
fifty three what do you do with fifty three of them?

Speaker 6 (01:11:23):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:11:24):
That's a lot. So they have thirty seven misdemeanors. At
some point that thirty seven misdemeanors, and they were in
their twenties. They were each taking a local jail and
they said that, you know, we and they issued a
statement at Monroe Conne they said, the reason why we
have exactly what I just told you, that these regulations
is we want to protect this population so that people

(01:11:44):
can still harvest them and get their own in season
for years to come. And that makes sense, you know,
I get that. So it's not really a crazy it's
not really a crazy story. Also, let's see here. Oh
there was one. Oh no, no, I can't do that.
One that's so bad. This is so bad. Oh no, no, no,
that was really bad. Some of them. I'm just like, what,

(01:12:08):
I don't know. Well, I'm trying to find one that
isn't about someone exposing themselves on a beach or doing
something they shouldn't and recording it, if that makes sense.
So we got this. Oh gosh, I'm afraid to look. Okay,
well this is good, this is good. Okay, this is

(01:12:29):
a positive story. Florida man removes eighty seven yeah, Burmese
pythons from the Everglades. He won a thousand dollars. They
have invasive Burmese pythons. They're killing everything in the Everglades,
and so they have a season where they have people
go out and they harvest them and try to reduce

(01:12:49):
the population because it's destroying the ecosystem. Aaron Mann captured
eighty seven pythons as part of the python program that
the state has, and he captured the most out of
any hunter during July, and he won one thousand dollars.
And that sounds awesome, but you have to catch them
and he's holding it. And I don't mind snakes, but

(01:13:11):
it's like, snakes in the water are a whole other story.
There's only three things that really freak me out. Spiders, crickets,
and snakes specifically in the water.

Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
Did you see the sun? Like snakes, I'm not so
worried about too much, but the size of that thing.

Speaker 4 (01:13:26):
Because it can get you and wrap itself around you,
it'll kill you. It eats people in other parts of
the world all the time. We've got a story. I mean,
look at that that could eat them, that could eat them.
It reminds me of the story that I heard of
a woman who had a pet python and every night
her python would stretch out next to her and she
slept with it because she's nuts. I think they smell

(01:13:47):
and yeah, they have a musk, and it stretched out
to her in bed and then it got really lethargic
and all this stuff, and she took it to the
vet and was like, what's wrong with my snake? And
he's like always storing up in our and he's like,
do you sleep with a snake? And the lady was like, yeah,
I do. And the vet was like, does the sneak
stretch out next to you in bed every night? She's like, yeah,

(01:14:08):
yeah he does. She's like and he goes, okay, oh,
you need to stop doing that because he's actually getting
ready to eat you. He's making sure he's measuring himself
up to you. Now. I don't know if it's an
old wives tale or not, but in my mind it's true.
And because snakes are snaky, you know, I mean, there's
a reason that the Lord made him on the ground.
And he was like, yeah, you need to stop doing
that because he's stretching himself out to better accommodate eating

(01:14:30):
you and he's saving up his energy, et cetera. Yeah,
So anyway, they you get fifty dollars for each python
up to four feet in length. It's pretty crazy, so
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it's a Friday, it's kind of a slow news cycle,
so we got time to look at a few other things.
Because when Congress is all back in session, you know
it's going to be crazy. So enjoy the calm before
the storm. Just saying, enjoy the calm before all the
slat fights and the gut punches and everything else. They're

(01:16:17):
all gonna be rolling around in the chamber pulling each
other's hair and just you know, before you know it.
So the goodness I'm looking at, there's stuff I want
to make sure that we get done, because we have
an hour left in our program, which seems like you
guys might think that that's a long time, but in
broadcast it's actually not. It's actually not a very long time.

(01:16:39):
So one of the things that if I can get
this to open that we were discussing is this we're
talking about the South Park stuff. We're actually talking about
this on break the uh South Park episode. I don't
know if you guys saw it. I actually thought it
was hysterical, the latest South Park. Now we would be
done talking about it. But then Christine Ohen responded she

(01:17:03):
did not need to respond. I don't know who's advising her,
but they need to stop it. She did not need
to respond. She just could have ignored it. So South
Park decided to have Well, they were mocking her in
the episode, right, they were mocking her in their latest
episode where they were going after everybody, and just you know,

(01:17:27):
Matt Stone and Trey Parker they are I think they've
even said before that they vote Republican. They're not progressives.
They're not progressive people. They are, you know, center right.
They're not hyper partisan or anything like that. Anyway, they
just make fun of everybody. And I've watched them since

(01:17:48):
they first debuted. I was the senior in high school
when that show first aired. So they were going after her,
where's the story at you put this in slack? And
she responded and they were brutal. They were brutal the
way that they I mean, it's South Park for crying
out loud, they were pretty brutal. We can't show you

(01:18:11):
any of it because, yeah, because YouTube, even if it's
fair use, YouTube doesn't recognize that. She said that they
were lazy. Oh no, they kind of portrayed her as
you know, being a overly vain, botoxed kind of tart.
And she said that they were lazy and petty. She goes, quote,

(01:18:31):
it never ends, but it's so lazy to constantly make
fun of women for how they look. She said, it's
not always the liberals and the extremists to do that.
But if they wanted to criticize my job, go ahead
and do that, but clearly they can't. They just picked
something petty like that end quote. And then they had
her in the cartoon in the episode, like she shot
every puppy she saw, and then she went into a

(01:18:52):
pet store after and just unloaded. And it was so
it was so unbelievably over the top, and all you
could hear, This is why I wish we could show
it to you. All you could hear in the pets
from like you could see the outside of the pet
store and you could just hear pet like the pup
puppies whimper, and it was horrible, but also so over
the top. It was absurd for the sake of absurdity, right,

(01:19:16):
And that was an unforced error she made by trying
to flex on that. You just don't put stuff like
that and act like that's a you know, there's other
things you can do to demonstrate your strength without doing that.
But she said she hadn't watched the latest episode, where
which I do not believe at all whatsoever. I do
not believe that she didn't watch it. She said she's
too busy going over budget numbers and stuff, but she

(01:19:38):
was mad about how she was portrayed. I have said
it before. I don't care if she wears a fur cape,
so long as the border's secure. Now, this chick has
had stuff done. She's had extensions, she's had filler, she's
had botox. Okay, don't lie about it, because the before
and afters are ridiculous. But I don't care. She could

(01:19:58):
inflate her head to a zeb Blend sized balloon. I
don't care. As long as she does a great job
at the border. I don't care what she does. I
don't care she can have extensions that make her look
like cousin it. I don't care. She can get as
many injections as she wants to and inflate herself to
the in degree. I don't care what she does. As

(01:20:20):
long as there's not a deluge at the border of
people coming across illegally. I think that we can accept
those things correct. I think that's fair, that's completely fair.
I mean, she's not an old lady. I always think
that women got to be careful and not go overboard
on stuff because it's very obvious, especially like if you're

(01:20:44):
in public, it's very obvious. I mean for crying. Not
let people think that they caine. I told you this.
When I cut my hair, people were like, oh, you
took your ratty extensions out, and I'm like, first off,
it was full and luscious and I've never had extensions
in my life. You absolute brats. Ever had a faith lift.
I've never stuck stuff and I've never done that. But
that I'm just like, no, or they'll they'll say they've

(01:21:06):
people said all kinds of stuff about me, and I'm like, no,
but that's funny. I don't know if I should be
flattered or not. I don't care what she does as
long as the job is good at the border. I
don't care. I don't care if she shows up dressed
like a clown. I don't care. I don't care, I
really don't. I mean, she can.

Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
Kind of care about that one.

Speaker 4 (01:21:24):
Why just because I mean it's an example. You know,
I'm using it as an example.

Speaker 2 (01:21:29):
I wouldn't want her dress and as a clown in
her position.

Speaker 4 (01:21:32):
Okay, well she can. I don't care what she dresses.
She can show up to the border in a bikini.
I don't care, don't care. I wouldn't swim in the
rio because you know, snakes and stuff. I mean, at
least down in korv Land. I've been on there, but
I don't care what she does so long as the
border is secure. Now you have to realize that I

(01:21:58):
don't want to say glow up because I thought she
was always very pretty naturally, you know, she has very
good bone structure, she has, you know, very pretty eyes.
And I just think all that stuff, ladies, is supposed
to be a secret between the mirror and you. This
is my grandma's role, not a billboard that advertises gotta
be careful. I'm not knocking her. I'm just saying, you know,

(01:22:19):
there's stuff that's been done that said, when you are
that public of her person and the change is from
a few years ago to now is quite different, you
can't be shocked that people who like to make caricatures
of people are going to pick up on that. It
just comes, you know, for crying out loud, right When

(01:22:41):
people were mocking me on the Daily Show or anywhere else,
they would always put me with ridiculously long hair, and
my hair was long, but it wasn't like ridiculously long.
And I was always in a leather jacket. Always I
wore a leather jacket, like outside in the colder winter
or autumn. That's it. I never like was at an
event with it, but didn't matter. That's what I'm saying.

(01:23:03):
But what I noticed in that episode is that everybody
Ice was doing its job. Well. I mean, when they
went to Heaven to arrest Hispanic angels, that might have
been a little that was them being absurd though, that
absurd for the sake of comedy, right, But they were
doing their job, were they not. They were all doing

(01:23:26):
their job. And then you had who mister Garrison, No,
it wasn't mister Garrison. Who's the counselor just thank you
mister Mackie. God love you Fielm. Mister Mackie. You all
got to make my note. Okay, I mean that's like
what That's what the whole episode was about. It was
hysterical and so they were doing their jobs though that's

(01:23:49):
one thing that you know, South Park couldn't say, uh
you know that she wasn't doing her job. And I
will say someone in chat Michelle and Chat said, well,
she kind of made her looks into and she went
full on glamour shots. Okay, I'll give you that. Yes,
I'll give you that. I think that some jobs you
don't need to show up in full makeup and eyelashes

(01:24:09):
and red lips. I get it. I told I give
you that. I agree with that. So she kind of
invites this stuff that said. It kind of works for
the cause because no one can say that they can't
remember the border being secure because she's so flashy about it,
Like she'll show up like boatos to the inf degree extensions,

(01:24:34):
red lips, the whole nine yards, and she's like this
border secure and nobody's coming across the border. Every single
time somebody's arrested, she does this presser or she'll do
a video where it's like her face and then all
this stuff is in the background. She's making it all
about herself, but it actually has the unintended effect of
highlighting that the border is actually secure. Right, it's true.

(01:24:56):
So I'm looking at this because it's really it's all
about me and you, but me from because I'm me.
So if you're you, it's about you. I want a
secure border? Am I getting a secure border? Yes? Or no?

Speaker 9 (01:25:10):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:25:10):
Kine? Are you do you? Do you want day secure border?
Are you getting a secure border? Sir?

Speaker 2 (01:25:16):
I am you are?

Speaker 4 (01:25:18):
Look at that now. If her extensions get in the
way of it, like if one of them falls out
of her head and an ICE agent who's getting ready
to go and detain an illegal immigrant like slips on it,
I don't know. Just bear with me and the guy
gets away, then I'm gonna be like, Okay, maybe rethink
the glamour shot stuff at the border, right, maybe rethink that.
But so far that hasn't happened, So I don't, you know.

(01:25:41):
I I just it affects me in only positive ways,
so I don't care. But I do think. I think
South Park's funny Republicans need to be careful and that
they don't become the left and saying that you can't
mock them or make fun of them, because everybody can
be made fun of myself. I have been. Everybody can.

(01:26:05):
It's just the way of things. I thought Vance's response
out of everybody, his was the best, like, oh, I
finally made it, and but she needs she just she
should just shrug it off. She should just be like, oh, well,
I guess it's another achievement or something like that. It's
all she needed to say about it. Because if you
act offended, all I know is that if I think

(01:26:25):
that somebody that I am at odds with, if I'm
debating them, et cetera, if they're offended, I'm going to
drill down more. That's how it is. I still think
that the meme face that they use of JD. Vance
was hysterical. It was hysterical. So I don't think that
South Park's are relevant. I do think that lawmakers need

(01:26:47):
to be able to laugh at themselves and have fun
with it, especially because in satire there's always truth in it.
That's why it's funny, and it's why it has a
cutting aspect to it because there's some truth in it.
And yes, they do go way overboard for the purpose
of absurdity, like no one's face is actually sliding off
into the ground and in sentient and running around trying

(01:27:10):
to get on someone else, like you know, a xenomoor
for something. No, that's not happening. I'm just saying. But
I do agree with what the chat's saying. I think, yes,
I do think that you do make it an issue
like that when you make it about yourself and you
put yourself right out their front and center and you're
you know, especially with this kind of work. I get it.

(01:27:32):
But like I said, I also don't care because it's
about me and the border is secure and I like that.
So yay, I don't care.

Speaker 7 (01:27:40):
Yay.

Speaker 4 (01:27:40):
Just stop responding to it, Republicans, stop being offended by it.
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And now all of the news you would probably miss.
It's time for Dana's quick five.

Speaker 4 (01:28:55):
I swear this is like an always Sunday in Philadelphia
skit so Loss County suspects and alleged fake bear insurance
claims case. They appeared in court for Los Angeles County
residents charged with insurance fraud and defrauding and ensure for
allegedly staging fake bear attacks on their vehicles and collecting
insurance payouts appeared in court for preliminary hearing. They all

(01:29:17):
waved their right to a speedy hearing. They called it
Operation bear Claw and it had resulted in several insurance
companies paying out over three hundred thousand and reimbursements. So
I can't say anybody's name except for this last guy
whose last name is Zuckerman. They said that they were
arrested last year. It's been investigating, like they damaged a
twenty ten Rolls Royce A twenty fifteen, Mercedes AMG twenty

(01:29:39):
twenty two, Mercedes E three fifty, et cetera. They sent
the video to support their claims. But literally, it was
a person in a bear costume. And you know those
little things that the clause that you used to grip
meat and shred pork, They had those and that's what
they used as bear clause. Wolver Yeah, yeah, yeah, And
it's like literally it was a fake bear costume. Well,

(01:30:00):
it was a bear costume, and detectives got the bear costume,
they laid it all out and everybody's facing all kinds
of insurance fraud charges. It's hysterical. I mean, it's very
clearly a fake bear in the video. I don't know
why they thought that was going to get there they
were going to convince anybody of that. A speeding motorist
driving one hundred and ninety nine miles per hour on

(01:30:21):
Germany is the auto bonn is fined moles in a
thousand dollars canes. There are parts of the auto bonds
that have the limits. This is occult into the Airpinews
Germany did not like the fact that this person was
going so very fast. It's a silly at the danger.
A motorist was clocked driving more than three hundred and

(01:30:41):
twenty kilometers. It's one hundred and ninety nine American miles
per hour. It was west of Berlin and it was
so the speed limit. Well, it was one hundred and
twenty four miles per hour above the speed limits. So
German police they were racing on the A two auto bonn.
He got over a thousande stripped of two points from

(01:31:01):
his license and banned from driving for three months. Okay,
we all want to know what kind of car there
was no nothing in this that says what kind of
car this guy was driving. It's probably a sports car.
I'm just saying. I mean, if you're going that fast
one hundred and twenty four and you're not struggling, just
had to. Yeah, but you know that they all have

(01:31:22):
supercars over there, the cops do. So. Yeah, you think
that they'll they'll whip out a Lambeau on that auto
bottom one you down. It's not gonna happen, all right.
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Speaker 4 (01:32:38):
I cannot believe we have not played this track A
Little Summertime by DJ Jazzy Jeff and Yes Will Smith
the Fresh Pence. This song, though was, is still the
most summertime sound and song ever. And even though Yes
Will Smith is you know, kind of a cook and
he you know, slapped a man like a woman, it's

(01:33:00):
I'm not going to do Jazzy Jeff like that because
he's the real brain of it. I'm not going to
do DJ Jazzy Jeff like that. This is a great track,
and it is a track I mean, king you hear it,
and you're like, yep, that's exactly how it was. You
go out with your friends in the afternoon. You're playing basketball,
you're hitting the arka whatever, and then you go, you
get your car all cleaned up, you go and get
your get your hair cut, you stop by the cookout,

(01:33:22):
and then you go and cruise. That's the way. That's
that that right there, that's what was taken from.

Speaker 2 (01:33:28):
Us, right The telltale attribute of a great song is
when it brings back a whole host of memories.

Speaker 4 (01:33:33):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (01:33:34):
And that's it right there.

Speaker 4 (01:33:36):
Golly, yeah, they stopped. I think everybody always it's cruising
is not a thing. I think it ended in the
early aughts. It was already on its way out by
the time I was in high school, and it was
apparently really big in the eighties when I was I
was in high school in the mid nineties, and it
was already like on its way out, but it was
still like still you and it was less about the

(01:33:58):
car that you were in, and it was more about
being seen. But your cartle had to be nice, like
it couldn't be you know, dirty and nasty looking, and
the interior needed to be nice, you know. Things like that.
But I yeah, you hear that, and you're like, oh
my gosh, that's exactly it. You can Ah. Right, I'm saying,
welcome back to the program, Daniel, lash with you. We're

(01:34:18):
at the bottom of this third hour because summer's almost over.
We're in August already. It's we're in high summer, dude,
it's August text it.

Speaker 2 (01:34:30):
We're gonna have triple digits until October.

Speaker 4 (01:34:32):
No, no, no, here's how it is. The rest of
the world. Everybody is gonna be putting up their Halloween stuff,
and I'm gonna get into the latest Jazzy Crockett, speaking
of Jazzy's I'm gonna get into Jazzy crocket here in
a minute, because she responded to that New York post piece.
But everywhere else, like it turns September, then it starts
getting in October, and all the girls are all with

(01:34:53):
their eggs and their leggings and they're like, Oh, I'm
gonna go get my punkin spine, which tastes like turkey water.
It's gross. Yah, it's so bad. And they're like, oh,
it's all time for a fall. And then they go
and get all their fall stuff and like, I'm gonna
put up my skellies, get you know, skeletons home. It's
ninety thousand degrees down here, right, And then you always

(01:35:16):
have those friends in your group that start going, oh wow,
it's like September. I'm gonna put out my autumn harvest candle.
And I'm like, people are still going to the beach,
you dumb woman. They're still going to the beach. Shut up,
damn it. But I was still o king because I
want to get a giant twelve foot I want to
get a couple of giant twelve foot tall skeletons, just

(01:35:38):
half on my yard, maybe all year round. I'm not kidding, well,
because you can put a Seana hat on one of them, right,
and then East Brevit ears on another for Easter, and
they can be hiding eggs and they you know, there's
a lot of different things. Don't be prejudiced against them
because they don't have meat.

Speaker 2 (01:35:57):
I like it because I'm picturing an actual six foot
skeleton and inside a manger, and you having two giant
skeletons as Mary and Joseph.

Speaker 4 (01:36:06):
I see, I do you know? I do want a
life size nativity see, and they're really expensive and also
impossible to find because winds can get crazy down here,
and I don't want, you know, my Nativity to get
blown away anyway. And that is how you say it.
It's Nativity, just like it's worsh and milk stop it.
So my point it's you know, it's still it's like

(01:36:30):
hot down here until all of a sudden December when
it's in the fifties. So it's really hard to get
into the fall stuff with it being so sweaty hot
that I'm just I can't wait for all my East
Coast friends to be like, oh, look the leaves are changing.
We'll hear that from Steve when he's back. And Phil's
never done that to us, but Steve has like, oh

(01:36:50):
the leaves are changing. It's so nice. The air is
crisp but so fall outside, and he turns into almost
like a basic chick. God love him. I'm not I
love it. I love it, I love it all. I
love it all so much because I just get jealous
and mad because I'm like, it's just Lauren says. The
season's in the Northeaster are spring, summer, pumpkin spice, and
Mariah Carey. By the way, she found out that car

(01:37:14):
that guy in Germany that was going a million miles
an hour. We were right. It was a Porsche. Yeah,
so I was she probably has the guy's license plate
number in his security code for his house. But you
know it's a Porsche. I would totally be shocked if
she didn't. She's like a she's like a robot. She'll
pull it out of the ether immediately. So does good
work for Loraine. All right, so Jazzy the other Jazzy

(01:37:37):
She responded to that New York Post piece. Y'all remember
they said that she was basically a lazy layabout who
stayed in her luxury apartment all day and never really
showed it for work and screamed its staff and is
just very not a nice person. And she had I
think it was like five staffers that talked to the

(01:38:00):
New York Post five. There were a ton of them,
and one of them was identified by the Post as
being a young black woman. And she was saying, well,
Jasmine Crockett claims that she helps black women, but she
doesn't because she fires them for no reason, et cetera.
So Jasmine Kronkatt responded, Probably we're thinking it's from her apartment,

(01:38:21):
that same apartment that she never leaves. That's what we think.
But she responded in an interview today, watch are.

Speaker 1 (01:38:29):
You a no show boss from hell who terrorized the staffers?

Speaker 7 (01:38:35):
Oh my goodness, listen, I know that I have arrived, Honey.
That is the way that I see this, because, as
Beyonce says, if they're not talking about you, then obviously
you must not be doing anything.

Speaker 4 (01:38:49):
You know what.

Speaker 7 (01:38:49):
This is just more slander, more nonsense, more lies. Especially,
and honestly, I don't think that the New York Post
would probably be the first ones to be able to
figure out if I was a boss from hell. You
and I were joking before we got on camera about
all of the scrutiny that comes with being not only woman,

(01:39:10):
but being young and being a black woman. Yeah, there's
a lot of scrutiny that comes my way, and it
comes my way from all different angles.

Speaker 4 (01:39:19):
Nobody cares that you're a middle aged black woman. Nobody cares.
And sorry, she's I mean, that's the truth of it.
She's in I don't even understand her answer. I don't
even understand her answer by the way she's like around
my age so quit I mean, she literally is like

(01:39:40):
around my age, so quit acting like you're a twenty
something year old. I feel like that's how she portrays herself.
I'm like, girl, you are in your forties. Stop it.
We know a beout her. But what she says it's slander.
Isn't she a criminal defense attorney? How are you an attorney?
And you don't know that that was libel and not slander.

(01:40:02):
So if it was libel, libel's written, slanders spoken, So
it's not slander, it's liable, and then if it is,
then sue them. Then go on, if it's false, sue them.
Oh you can't do that, hmm hmm. Yeah, Now I
think Kine the background of her interview, can we just

(01:40:25):
is it possible? Want to throw up a little little
bite screenshot. One's got to grow another arm real quick.
Hold up, because I feel like that doesn't look like
an office, Kane. Where it looks like her apartment. Is
that the apartment that they say she never leaves? I
would just think if you're responding in an interview and

(01:40:47):
clearly it's daylight outside, I would just think that if
you are responding to an interview, in an interview to
a story about you never going to work and leaving
your luxury apartment, that maybe you wouldn't do the interview
from your luge apartment that you're accused of never leaving.
The chat says it's probably because the office is empty,
because but that's that's where she is all the time.

(01:41:13):
She apparently stays there, and now she's doing this interview there.
That just seems like maybe I would have done that
from the capitol at least to pretend, you know, I
know that means she has to actually like leave and
show up there. She's probably in sweatpants in the waistles.

Speaker 2 (01:41:27):
At least blur it out in my background something, or
she could have.

Speaker 4 (01:41:31):
Yeah, I'm surprised she didn't put like, where's those filters
in and it was like the capital in the back
or something like that. Surprised she didn't do that at least. Yeah,
I just don't think I would respond to a story
where I'm being accused of never leaving my apartment. Doing
the interview at the apartment accused of accused of never

(01:41:51):
leaving just feels like a little more effort.

Speaker 2 (01:41:57):
In the office.

Speaker 4 (01:41:58):
Yeah, well that, I mean, that's just slander, you mean libel.
Sure are you gonna suit.

Speaker 2 (01:42:05):
What are you in the office now?

Speaker 4 (01:42:07):
Are you in Yeah? Are you in the office now,
Miss Crockett? Good, good, heavens, she's uh, not the brightest bull,
not not the brightest bul But I don't understand what
her first like she was what she quote Beyonce saying,
if they're not talking about you, then I guess you're
not doing anything like what they're not talking about. Because
you don't do anything, there's nothing for anybody to talk about.

(01:42:29):
We can't go, oh, wow, this great piece this piece
of legislation, very controversial that Jasmin Crockett proposed, because you
don't do it, we can't go, oh, did you look
at this economic policy? This may be like a suggestion
on taxes or reducing bureaucracy as it relates to insurance
across state lines, et cetera. Did you see this thing

(01:42:50):
that Jasmine croft? No, because she doesn't propose any of
this stuff. She doesn't do it. There's nothing for anybody
else to talk about because all damn day, all she
does is she gets up and she just focuses on
putting something on the internet so she can act like
a viral badass without having to do the work of
an actual badass. That's it. That's it. I don't know

(01:43:12):
of anything that you know what. I'm gonna look this
up because I just want to see anything, anything that
she has sponsored anything lately. I bet I'm not going
to see a dang thing. Oh well, yeah, I'm right, Yeah,
I would, I would be correct. She I don't see
anything with her now. She'll sign on to other stuff

(01:43:32):
after a bunch of other people do, and that's not hard.
You can just sign your name to it. But I
don't see anything that she's proposed here. This is this
is one of the problems with some of these firebrands
is that they get out there and they don't actually
do the work. They don't. I don't know how you're
I don't know how you're serving your constituency. If you're
not actively introducing things in Congress and trying to convince

(01:43:53):
people to support this that benefit your constituency. I mean,
that's the whole point of you being there. It doesn't
make any sense. So I don't know. I mean, I'm
looking at some of her. I mean, all I see
is her signing on with like sixty other people onto this.
She doesn't have anything. I mean, I'm scrolling through right now,
and I'm looking at Congress talkov. Nope, nothing now, she'll

(01:44:18):
sign on, like I said, as a co sponsor. She
doesn't lead anything. She doesn't introduce anything. There are lawmakers
younger than her females that'll propose stuff she's not. I mean,
the last thing that she actually led on was the
clear id Act. That was a long time ago, and

(01:44:38):
that was only introduced. It never went anywhere, never went anywhere.
HR forty eight forty three hasn't gone anywhere. So that's
one thing out of I mean, I'm like scrolling, that's it.
She's not a leader. She's just in it to get clicks.
She wants to be an influencer. A lot of people

(01:45:01):
treat Congress and these elected positions as like a stepping
stone to a book deal or a contributorship, so then
they can just show up and run their mouths and
they don't actually have to do the work of reading
the bill, understanding the issue, working with other lawmakers, rewriting
portions of it, does it work with the budget, et cetera,
et cetera. That's actually work. She didn't want to do it,
so it's a lot easier for her to just run

(01:45:22):
her mouth and make these videos. And the reason that
they go viral isn't because the subs. It's because it's lacking.
It's not because it's smart. It's because it's ridiculous. It's
a great way for Republicans to look at it and go, wow,
look this is representative of Democrats. Democrats use it well,
not really. You don't really see a lot of Democrats
rushing to her defense. Do you did you see anybody

(01:45:43):
defending her over this New York Post story and this
hit last night? Do you see anybody defending her over
this this hit? After we were off air for radiocaine, people
had time to go and defend her on this. If
she's such an influential, powerful lawmaker, nobody did. Nobody said it.
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Speaker 4 (01:47:24):
Welcome back to the program, Dana lash with you. So, uh,
things aren't getting any better for the Democrats who won't
come back to text us. Yeah. So they you got
House Speaker Burrows who demanded that all direct deposits be
stopped for any member absent for the express purpose of
denying quorum. So everybody who fled to Illinois and all

(01:47:48):
these other blue states to prevent the redistricting, Yeah, they're
gonna be in some trouble. Yeah, they're gonna have those
direct deposits all stopped. So that's I don't think JB.
Pritzkow is gonna step in and help them. Nora is
Kathy Hokel either. It just gets worse and worse. Just

(01:48:11):
come back into your job and if you're unhappy with
what you have to do, then win more elections. Because
this is fixing the insane Jerry Mandarin that was done
ten years ago, and again every ten years there's redistricting,
it happens. And if they think that, I mean the Jerry,
all you gotta do is look at some of these
districts in Texas, especially thirty third and thirty fifth, and
you can see how ridiculous they look. That's what happens

(01:48:33):
when you let Democrat districts control this stuff, and when
Democrats have input, that's what you get. I mean, they're
asinine looking, so it's just correcting it. They need to
come back to work or they ain't gonna get paid.
And I don't think that pritzker' is gonna write y'all
a check, you know. I mean, it's not gonna happen.
Not gonna happen. So we'll follow all of that. I
will not be on air Monday. I'll be traveling doing

(01:48:54):
some work this weekend, so I will not be in
on Monday, but I will be back behind the mic
on Tuesday with every one to get your set up
for the week. In the meantime, today's Stupidity King.

Speaker 2 (01:49:03):
All right, well, and this is cut eleven. So Jamie
Raskin was out there. You know how it is when
when you hear Democrats speak on television where you're like, oh,
you know what, that's half true. What they're saying like
maybe fifty percent true. What Jamie Raskin is doing here
is one hundred percent false, like absolutely not a morsel
of truth in this. Listen to what Jamie Raskin says.

Speaker 6 (01:49:24):
They're trying to completely rewrite the history of January sixth
rewrite the history of the twenty twenty election, rewrite.

Speaker 2 (01:49:30):
The history of the Civil War.

Speaker 6 (01:49:32):
You know, there are very fine people on both sides
when there's an anti Semitic riots. Charlotte true that it
is the progressives who are standing up for the history,
who are standing up for facts, who are standing up
for the truth, standing up for a fact in the truth.

Speaker 4 (01:49:46):
Why he repeated that old discredit.

Speaker 2 (01:49:49):
After saying nothing but liz and falsehoods.

Speaker 4 (01:49:52):
Yeah, we folks, that does it for us this Friday.
Have a great rest of your day. I will be
back behind the mic with you on Tuesday. God bless
our friends over at Keltech who make the program possible.
The PR fifty seven. You can actually have this as
your daily driver. The PR fifty seven. It's a rotary
barrel pistol chambered in five to seven. It's actually the
lightest five to seven that's out on the market. They

(01:50:13):
achieved this in a couple of different ways. First off,
the rotary barrel makes it lighter, but also the unique
top loading features so you loaded at the top. But
instead of traditional magazines, you actually use stripper clips. So
the left when they say it's clips instead of mags.
It's actually correct, just with this specific firearm, but it
makes for a slimmer carry profile, twenty plus one capacity,
super easy field strip I mean msrp's only three ninety nine.

(01:50:36):
It's very affordable. Made by the folks based in Florida, Keltech.
You can learn more at kel tech Weapons dot com,
Innovation Performance Keltech. It's k e l t ec Weapons
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