October 22, 2025 • 41 mins
Dating as an OnlyFans creator is a wild ride and Kendal tells it all.
From instant objectification to the rare genuinely supportive date, Kendal shares how disclosing her work upfront flips the energy and keeps her sane.
We dive into content creation secrets, collab safety, boundaries, and even the hilarious side of the business: foot-fetish customs, techy toy demos, and that awkward relative subscriber.
Motherhood, mental health, and ethics get center stage in a conversation that’s equal parts funny, honest, and eye-opening.
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SPEAKER_01 (00:01):
Oh my god, I just totally got catfished.
He looks absolutely nothing likehis picture.
So I found out the guy that I'vebeen dating is married with
kids.
His wife just reached out to me.
SPEAKER_03 (00:15):
Welcome to the meat market.
The single scene is aslaughterhouse, and we are here
to devour it.
We are your hosts.
I'm Lindsay.
I'm Jess.
And today, sizzling single isKendall.
Welcome.
So you are an OnlyFans model,and you are ranked in the top
five of having the best breasts.
SPEAKER_02 (00:31):
I am.
SPEAKER_03 (00:32):
That is quite the accomplishment.
SPEAKER_02 (00:34):
I thank you.
I do love them.
SPEAKER_03 (00:35):
Yeah?
SPEAKER_02 (00:36):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (00:36):
So how did you get into OnlyFans?
Does that affect your datinglife?
SPEAKER_02 (00:40):
Uh 100%.
Cause say a guy off hinge orwhatever, and you want to go on
a date and like everything, andthen once they find out what you
do for a living, they think ofyou more like we'll have a good
conversation, everything's goingfine.
And then once they ask what I dofor a living, that's when it
changes.
You can see their whole demeanorwhen I say OnlyFans.
Then to them, I look more oflike an object than I do as like
(01:01):
an actual human being.
So yeah, dating doing OnlyFansis very, very hard.
That's why I honestly don'treally do it because it's like a
waste of time.
But there are some men that dofully support it that I have
dated and stuff, but most of thetime people aren't a fan of it.
Do you tell them right off thebat?
Yeah, because I mean why not?
If like you're gonna get to knowme and like that's not something
(01:22):
I'm gonna hide, it's something Ithat I do for a living.
So I feel like honesty is betterthan like waiting two weeks,
three weeks down and being like,oh hey, by the way, I do
OnlyFans, you know.
Better not to waste time.
No.
And is it your only job?
No.
So my son is autistic, so I'm apaid parent provider for him.
So that's more of my full-timejob, and I just do OnlyFans on
(01:42):
the side to make extra cashbecause it is really good cash,
but yeah, no, dating andOnlyFans.
Have you had any subscribers tryto hit on you?
Oh, try to hit on it.
I got sorry if he's gonna end upwatching this.
My uh my best friend's unclethat I go to all the holidays.
We have been friends since 12.
I go to every Thanksgiving,Christmas, like he is basically
(02:04):
my uncle, subscribed to my OF,started chatting with me, seen
me every angle of me at thispoint.
And this was like last year,like after the uh Christmas and
Thanksgiving.
So now I'm gonna go to theholiday functions the first time
after him doing all of this, andit's gonna be so awkward.
(02:28):
That is cringe.
SPEAKER_03 (02:29):
That is seen the ins and sorry, everything.
SPEAKER_02 (02:35):
And I that is awkward, but what and November's
coming up, and I'm like, oh mygod, I don't want to see him.
But I mean why didn't he createa fake account with no profile
picture?
Oh, he didn't give two shits.
He sent his picture, he's like,you know who I am.
Bam.
SPEAKER_01 (02:48):
And that's and that's the thing.
Who is it more awkward for?
Because like for you, me, yeah,your stuff is all out there, but
for him, he's paying for it.
So if you really wanted to atthe family function, yeah, you
could really expose it.
Oh, he's exposed.
SPEAKER_02 (03:03):
Oh, he's exposed.
Oh, trust me, he's exposed to mybest friend, which is her mom's
brother, is the uncle.
So she told her mom about it,and they're like, What the fuck?
Because we're all like, What thefuck?
And yeah, I don't know.
November Thanksgiving isdefinitely gonna Isn't does your
friend think it's weird?
We all think it's weird becauseliterally I'm like his niece,
(03:25):
you know?
So, like, what is going on?
What does he say?
Does he be like, I'm justsupporting her?
I just he like wants to take meon the day, and he was like,
wants to like get to know mebetter, and he wanted to like
see my videos, and after that,like he sent some back.
And oh, I only checked.
So I have an agency, so I onlycheck, and sometimes this day I
checked, and I it was him, and Isaid, You're I was like, What
(03:46):
the fuck?
What the fuck?
So that is gonna be that'sawkward for me, but so he's not
your type, you didn't go outwith him yet?
SPEAKER_01 (03:53):
No, no, no, that's funny, but I think it happens, I
think that happens often becauseI have a really, really good
friend who his nephew'sex-girlfriend started doing
OnlyFans.
Yes, and my friend's businesspartner and best friend started
following this girl.
It's and my friend was like,bro, what are you doing?
(04:16):
She's like a little sister tous, she's like the niece to us.
SPEAKER_02 (04:21):
Why are you subscribing to her stuff?
That's uh what we're all saying,we're like, why?
That's so creepy.
Like I grew up with Kendallsince she was 12 years old and
I'm 36 now.
Like, that's creepy.
Oh my god.
And he said and he's like, Ialways thought you were so hot.
Like, oh don't.
SPEAKER_01 (04:40):
What if it's don't say I'm an incest.
It's like an incest.
SPEAKER_02 (04:43):
It's like incest, but not, you know, but it's just
like, nah.
So have you had any othersubscribers ask you out?
Uh no, but I do like getapproached like when I go out
sometimes and like them likenotice who I am or say.
They recognize you if you're inpublic.
It's only happened a coupletimes, like, because I'm not
huge, huge, but happened acouple times, but other than
(05:03):
that, no.
I get do get funny like collabrequests in my work email that
are great.
I actually just sent one to myfriend, Ashley, to uh the niece
to the uncle.
That was really good.
But other than that, no, Iwouldn't say so.
SPEAKER_03 (05:16):
You know you've made it in life when you get
recognized out in public, right?
SPEAKER_02 (05:20):
I know I walked up and someone's like, You're Miss
Kenz.
I was like, Am I?
No, really?
How many subscribers do youhave?
Uh right now, I don't even know.
I haven't checked.
I really don't check that.
I have an agency, so I don'treally want to.
Oh, you have an agency.
Yeah, I don't do much on myOnlyFans.
SPEAKER_03 (05:34):
Do you converse with them or do you have someone else
that responds to the messages?
I respond.
Okay.
SPEAKER_02 (05:38):
But they just help me like publish the content and
like push the content out.
But I I chat, I do the chatting.
SPEAKER_03 (05:44):
Was it tough to get a fan base?
Do you have to?
SPEAKER_02 (05:47):
I've heard it's a lot of work, a lot of promoting
to actually build up yoursubscribers and it is because I
have to sub, like uh I have todo reels on Instagram, TikTok,
uh, Reddit, Twitter, like allthat stuff.
So it's not just OnlyFans base,like there is actually a lot of
work to it to like promoteyourself.
And honestly, fame for OnlyFansdoesn't happen overnight.
I will say that.
Like me, I'm still even I'veonly been doing it for like a
(06:08):
year and a half, and I'm notwhere I want to be, but I'm
like, I'm good.
But it does take a lot of likepromoting.
SPEAKER_03 (06:16):
Cause I see a lot of women post like on Facebook or
whatnot.
Oh, I'm I'm done.
I'm just gonna do OnlyFansstarting OnlyFans.
SPEAKER_02 (06:21):
It's not even because I think it's gonna be
instant money like that, andit's not, it's really not like
you have to put a lot of hardwork into it and then market
yourself and like everything.
Like, yes, some people do makeit like happen overnight.
Most of them are already likeinfluencers that are big.
SPEAKER_01 (06:36):
That's what I'm saying.
They have to have a followingalready because like think about
what so what you like snap apicture and put it online, like
who's gonna look at it, right?
SPEAKER_02 (06:45):
You know, so most people like usually have a
following already or have like abigger base or their celebrities
or something that yes, theirspops off, but I'm just a basic
normal girl that you knowdoesn't have all of that, so it
takes a while.
SPEAKER_01 (06:58):
Do you pay attention to your numbers, like your money
numbers yourself, or is thatmostly the agency?
SPEAKER_02 (07:03):
No, no, no, it's not.
The agency is more of like theyhelp me they more with
promotion, promotion and likestuff like that.
I do the chatting and then theyjust help me like with promoting
and then they do like makeInstagrams for me and like they
do all my other like outsourcepromoting.
Okay.
SPEAKER_01 (07:18):
So what's the most someone has spent on you, like
say in a month?
SPEAKER_02 (07:23):
Ooh, like six K.
Oh wow.
Yeah, yeah, he was a good one.
SPEAKER_03 (07:28):
So what do they do?
Do they just donate money to youor do or do they say, if I give
you this, will you do this?
SPEAKER_02 (07:33):
So how it works is like you you post on your feed
kind of like Instagram.
You'll post on your feed, andthen people can like or tip or
whatever on that, but where youmake your money is actually in
your DMs.
That's where you sell like thepaid purview like content and
stuff like that.
SPEAKER_03 (07:50):
Oh, so you can do like private one-on-one
sessions.
Yes, or like customs.
SPEAKER_02 (07:53):
I do a lot of customs, but um, most of the
money is made in like the DMs.
SPEAKER_03 (07:57):
So, what's the craziest thing someone's
requested?
For custom.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (08:01):
Uh, this one guy wanted me to tell him how smelly
and stinky my feet were.
SPEAKER_03 (08:06):
So foot fetish.
What?
SPEAKER_02 (08:08):
Apparently, it took me like 30 minutes to even get
it down because I was laughingevery time I had to say this.
I had to like put my feet up infront of my face and like jiggle
them and like wiggle and like belike, oh my god, my feet are so
fucking stinky and gross.
And he loved it, okay.
And he was like, more and more,like tell me that you just got
out of the gym and they'resweaty and stinky.
(08:30):
I'm like, oh my god, they're sosweaty and stinky, and they
smell like cheese.
And oh my god, it was so bad.
That's why I was like, it tookme so long because every time I
had my feet in front of my face,so I could laugh at the end
because I could not take itserious for the first like 30
minutes.
Like it was so hard for me.
Um, that is hilarious.
And then did you sell him yoursweaty socks afterwards?
(08:52):
This wasn't even this, this wasa custom video he wanted me to
do.
But I didn't wear socks, hedidn't want socks on them.
SPEAKER_03 (08:57):
He just wanted like the soles of my feet to be very
stinky, which they weren't, buthave you had people want you to
send them underwear?
Yeah, you have?
Yes, how much does that go for?
SPEAKER_02 (09:09):
Uh I'll send like a pair of underwear for like 150
bucks.
SPEAKER_01 (09:12):
Nice, easy money.
SPEAKER_02 (09:13):
Easy money.
SPEAKER_01 (09:14):
Well, that there was that girl that got rich selling
farts in a jar.
SPEAKER_02 (09:17):
Dude, I did hear that, and that is actually
absolutely insane.
People will pay for anything.
Literally, people have a lot ofkinks and like fetishes.
Like uh one of my friends, shedoes it too, and he wanted her
to just spit on her armpit andrub it and like say, Oh my god,
this feels so good, and justkeep spitting on it and rubbing
it.
SPEAKER_01 (09:37):
So random.
Right?
SPEAKER_02 (09:38):
Weird stuff.
I'm trying to think of anotherone.
SPEAKER_03 (09:41):
Is that like a fetish that is very common?
What's the most common fetishthat you see?
SPEAKER_02 (09:45):
Um I don't know really.
I feel like feet actually feetis pretty big.
People like feet, like weird tome.
I mean they like a feet to lookdirty.
Circle K feet dirty.
You know, like not just I don'tknow.
It's like a fetish, like theydon't have to be clean, but like
they just like dirty fuckingfeet.
(10:07):
Isn't that crazy?
It's like a dirty girl.
Like literally circle K fee.
When I say dirty, it's likewalking around circle K for like
an hour.
SPEAKER_03 (10:15):
Have you ever had a sugar daddy?
SPEAKER_02 (10:17):
Yes.
Like years ago, but yeah.
How did that happen?
Tell us about that.
I've never hooked up with him,we didn't do anything.
All I had to do was like sendhim pictures of me, and he would
send me like 3k just forpictures.
How often?
Uh like on a regular basis?
Yeah.
Wow.
Like I hung out with him maybeonce, and that's it.
We didn't hook up, we didn't doanything, and I just wanted
(10:37):
pictures and ching bling bling.
Literally, I was like, shit, Ialready do OnlyFans.
SPEAKER_01 (10:41):
I might as well send you some pictures too.
If you don't want to pay for myOnlyFans.
So have you ever met up with asubscriber?
SPEAKER_02 (10:49):
No.
SPEAKER_01 (10:49):
No, no.
SPEAKER_02 (10:51):
I do collabs, like I just did a collab for Halloween,
uh not yeah, two weeks and whatdoes the collab mean?
SPEAKER_03 (10:56):
With OnlyFans?
Like with another.
SPEAKER_02 (10:57):
She does another guy.
SPEAKER_03 (10:58):
Or with another guy.
SPEAKER_02 (10:59):
So like we he does OnlyFans, I do OnlyFans, and
then we collab together.
So you come together in person.
Yes.
Yes, but we both have to get SCDchecked beforehand and like all
that.
There's like a whole thing toit, but I've only done a a
couple collabs.
I was gonna say, so typically isyour content just you solo?
So I started off and it wasn'tbecause I would hook up with
people I've already hooked upwith and they would let me make
(11:21):
videos with them to use, but Igot over it.
Like I like was just so overhooking up with men, and I just
started doing solos and I justlike doing solos now, but I did
do a collab with him.
My first collab in a long time,but after that I probably won't
do another one.
SPEAKER_03 (11:35):
Have you done woman-on-woman stuff?
Nah, just not for me.
Nah, I just can't do it.
SPEAKER_02 (11:40):
Yeah.
Do you ever have requests forthat?
Yes, I do.
I actually got a freaking funnyemail for a collab, and I wish
actually can I show you guys apicture.
Yes.
SPEAKER_01 (11:51):
Is there is there any amount of money that would
you not for this one?
SPEAKER_02 (11:57):
I will show you, tell you that.
Oh just read it.
Just read it.
It's so funny.
SPEAKER_01 (12:06):
Like, what?
Okay, it says interested inbooking you for paid OF video.
Work question mark.
What's your phone number?
SPEAKER_02 (12:15):
First off, who makes you think I'm gonna give you my
phone number?
SPEAKER_01 (12:17):
And then it's a side profile, full body.
SPEAKER_02 (12:20):
And if you zoom in in the boob and razor, two
razors next to the picture, andflower stickers on the wall
above the wow.
SPEAKER_00 (12:31):
It's wow.
Oh my those flower stickers,wow, wow.
SPEAKER_02 (12:37):
Right?
That's just like one of them,but I do get quite a few.
This was last night's and I hadto send it to my friends.
SPEAKER_01 (12:43):
So that's like the business card of OnlyFans when
guys want to do collabs withyou, is like just sending a dick
pic.
SPEAKER_02 (12:49):
Yeah, I'm like, I think I'm gonna be like, oh my
god, yeah.
Like, let's do it.
No.
Especially not that.
So when was your last cry?
So when was your lastrelationship?
Uh we like ended thingsofficially in October of last
year.
Okay.
So I've been single for like ayear.
How long were you together for?
Um, we met on a blind date.
(13:12):
I think you might be watchingthis too.
We met on a blind date throughfriends.
We were like doing our thing,like talking, like just doing
our thing, not really dating,but together all the time.
And then after like nine monthsof us doing that, uh we became
official.
I broke up with him for noreason.
I get like that sometimes.
That's my toxic trait.
Like when things are good, Irun.
I just run.
SPEAKER_03 (13:30):
Do you get scared?
SPEAKER_02 (13:31):
Yeah, I just run.
I think it's trauma from my babydaddy.
Like 100%, but I just run, andthen even when we broke up, we
still like we're not broken up,and like we're together doing
our thing for years, and then itfound a girl, and they got
married, and we broke it off inOctober.
Ouch.
Wait, so were you togetherafterwards?
The funny story is though, wemet up three weeks ago or three
(13:53):
months ago to get closure, andyeah, he apologized saying he
made the wrong decision.
So that sucks for you.
SPEAKER_01 (14:01):
That's what I was just gonna ask.
Were you guys together after hegot married?
After he met the girl?
SPEAKER_02 (14:05):
We were together.
This sounds so bad.
I'm not a homewrecker and I'mnot like that, but he we just
couldn't stay away from eachother.
It was my fault for breaking upwith him, and we weren't really
in love, and I just get scared.
So I ran and we just couldn'tleave each other alone because
he wasn't didn't want it, solike he would keep me around at
the same time and date othergirls and keep me around just
because he was still so in lovewith me, but also still so
(14:27):
scared of me because I broke hisheart.
But then, like at after a whileit just became toxic, like back
and forth with us, and like itjust became very toxic and not
good.
And his girl, his wife now foundout before they got married that
he was cheating on her with methe whole time.
Oh, she knows, and then shetried coming at me, and I was
like, bitch, I I was like,sorry, I have receipts, and you
(14:49):
can read these and then comeback at me a different way, and
she totally did.
And because she realized it washim, it was just not just me.
Yeah, she was saying it was justme.
I was asking for attention andlike I'm like neat desperate and
blah blah.
I'm like, I'm not desperate.
And so I sent her all threeyears of receipts.
Oh and she was just like, I'm sosorry, like to come at you like
that.
And then and oh my god, it'spopped in my and then it was
(15:11):
like, How would you feel if he'shappy with you?
What about bringing you along inour gr and like being a
thropple?
Us three.
She recommended that sherecommended that after the whole
thing.
I was like, if that's gonna makehim happy, I said, You got me
fucked up if you think I'm gonnashare him with you, let alone
like be around you.
Wow.
That's crazy.
But she was real willing toshare him with you.
(15:32):
Yeah, because she's so obsessedwith him, and like she'll do
anything to keep him around.
He's probably the hottest manshe's ever gotten.
SPEAKER_01 (15:38):
Wow.
SPEAKER_02 (15:39):
Interesting.
SPEAKER_01 (15:40):
Interesting.
So was it was it a no to thethruple because of that
situation, or is it a no to athruple because you would never
do that?
That's not me.
SPEAKER_02 (15:49):
I have one man to my if I'm with someone, that's
mine.
I'm not sharing, I'm not doingany of that.
Like, no, and I get she's onlydoing it because she wants still
around and she realizes that Ieven told her that he was still
in love with me and stuff, butshe's not doing it because she's
into that lifestyle.
No, because it's something likeshe's him happy, so I don't
think they're happy.
(16:09):
Yeah, so I hope they see this,but I don't think they're happy.
Are you looking to get marriedand have more kids?
SPEAKER_03 (16:14):
What are you looking for?
SPEAKER_02 (16:15):
Uh right now I like being single only because this
generation is god-awful withdating, and all of it is hooking
up.
And I'm 36.
Like, I am not going out to likejust hook up with you, and like
that's it, you know, that's allit is.
So I don't date right now, but Ihave an eye on someone, but I
don't date like that.
I would like to find someone, Ijust feel like I can't anymore.
(16:38):
You know, it's tough.
It's tough.
It's either they want to hookup, and like I said, once they
find out I do OnlyFans, it'slike I'm an object and not
unhuman to them, you know, likea sex object.
SPEAKER_03 (16:46):
And what's the worst date you've been on?
unknown (16:50):
Okay.
SPEAKER_03 (16:50):
Do you have any of them?
SPEAKER_02 (16:51):
Many.
So this guy we were talking onhinge, I think for like a solid
24 hours.
And he I picked him up becausehe was out of town.
He was just visiting, so Ipicked him up.
And we were talking, you know,texting pretty hard, like for 24
hours, but not this way.
And then I get in the car and helike puts his hand on my leg and
I was like, Oh my god, I feellike I've known you forever.
I legit grabbed his hand off myleg and I go, homeboy, we've
(17:14):
known each other for 24 hoursover text, like relax.
And then the whole day he wasjust trying to like do all this
stuff and like thinking we'regonna get in a relationship
after talking for 24 hours.
That one was bad.
The second one was I went outwith him and instantly I find
Ix.
That's just me.
I that's my toxic trait.
(17:34):
I look for Ix right off the batjust to not waste time.
So I will literally look a guyup and down and see what I don't
like about him.
This guy had he looked like apear fish and like his lips are
really small.
So he picked me up and I waslike, oh, he was cute, but just
his lips were small.
He picked me up and like I justwasn't feeling it, and I wanted
to go home, and he didn't likethat I wasn't letting him come
(17:58):
in.
So the next morning I woke up tohim Apple paying me request half
of the tab no for the fuckingday.
What on God?
And I said, ha ha ha, you'reretarded.
And I plocked him.
I was like, what?
Because I wouldn't let you comein with me to my house.
I've heard of that a lot of guysrequesting that.
What woman pays?
Oh, I did.
I said, ha ha ha, you'reridiculous, and I just blocked
(18:21):
him.
Wow.
Because I wouldn't let you comein to probably hook up with me
is what you were wanting to do.
So you're gonna ask for half thetab.
That's you dodged a bullet.
Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (18:33):
So with those both of those two guys, did they know
that you were an OnlyFans?
Do you think that when do youthink that men try to push
things more quickly thinkingthat you're easy?
SPEAKER_02 (18:45):
Yes, 100%.
That's why I'm saying like I'mmore of a sex object than a
human that has like I do havemorals.
Even though people say peoplethat do OnlyFans, girls that do
OnlyFans don't have morals.
I do have morals.
I have a I have two kids, I'm amom, you know.
Like, I'm not just like this sexfreak that is just doing all
these things on OnlyFans.
Like, it's a job, it's a job,like it it feeds my family.
(19:06):
No one should be complainingbecause it's my life, you know,
not theirs.
But yeah, dating with OnlyFansjust doesn't work.
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We just talked about this.
They do have to be tall.
I'm 5'8, so like six, I wouldhope like six one, but six foot
and above.
Like my ex was six six, so Ijust like them tall.
Do you have a crazy talent orunique fact about yourself that
not many people know?
Like a crazy talent as in what Ican put myself into the pretzel.
You can?
Really?
That's like every guy's dream,isn't it?
(20:22):
I feel like that's like reallythe only thing.
I can put myself in a pretzel.
What are your hobbies?
What do you do when you're notworking?
I go to the gym.
I'm with my kids a lot.
I haven't How old are they?
Uh 11 and 7.
But my son, like I said, isspecial need, so I a lot of my
focus is on him.
Um, and I have them 90% of thetime.
The dad tries to take them, butwere you married to him?
No, but we were together fornine years.
(20:44):
Nine awful years too.
Did you say I said nine awfulyears too?
But um he tries, but I'm alwayswith my kids, so I don't really
I'm not at the gym, I'm at home.
SPEAKER_01 (20:54):
Did you start you started doing OnlyFans after
that you split from him?
From Baby Daddy?
Yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (21:00):
Yeah, so I started OnlyFans going on probably like
two years now.
Almost two years.
SPEAKER_01 (21:05):
Okay.
SPEAKER_02 (21:06):
But I like stop, I'll stop a little bit and like
take a break and then I'll comeback.
Like it's overwhelming it doeslike people think it's easy, but
it's really not.
It's a lot there's a lot of workin like behind it that you have
to do, and it just gets drainy,especially with my son and like
being a single mom.
Like I get so overstimulatedthat I just take breaks from it.
Like right now, I just came backfrom Hawaii in July and that and
(21:26):
then I started up again.
But like I was done for like twomonths.
But I miss it.
I did miss it a little bit.
It's like easy money, and it'sfun, and it's you know, like
some stuff is funny, like someof the customs are super funny.
Like a lot of men like to bedegraded.
And I know that sounds bad, butit's fun degrading a man a
little bit.
I think that would that would bekind of funny.
And for getting paid for it too,where he wants you to do it.
It's not like me being a meangirl being like degrading him,
(21:48):
but uh he's paying me to do it.
So it's funny how a lot of guyslike that.
I hear it's huge.
You it's huge.
They want to be they just wantyou to be mean.
SPEAKER_01 (22:00):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (22:00):
Are you ready for it?
SPEAKER_01 (22:02):
I'm ready for it.
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Um, so we have a listenerquestion.
All right.
So this one says, I've beenhooking up with this guy.
It's more of a friends withbenefits situation than a
relationship situation.
But recently we were in bed, hepulled a toy out of his drawer
(22:26):
and just started trying to useit on me.
I kind of freaked out because Idon't know where that thing has
been.
He tried to play it off likeit's not a big deal.
Um, but I don't feel like I wasoverreacting.
We haven't spoken since, and nowI'm wondering if it's even worth
it to try to fix and keep movingforward at this point or not.
SPEAKER_03 (22:45):
Who else has to use that toy one?
Yeah, whose toy is that?
SPEAKER_02 (22:50):
Like, yeah, is it sanitized?
Like, what do you think I'mgonna do?
Yeah, baby, just stick it up,maybe.
Exactly.
It's kind of creepy that hasthat.
Just like in the bedsidedrawing.
But the thing is, you would youwouldn't realize how much men
actually like toys like it.
SPEAKER_01 (23:06):
Well, they do, but if you're gonna use one, buy it
brand new just for me or nottake it out of the wrapper.
SPEAKER_00 (23:13):
Like, I need to do a buffer.
Yeah, you don't want all thejuices on that.
SPEAKER_03 (23:19):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
So you're not overreacting.
SPEAKER_02 (23:23):
I don't think she's not gonna be able to.
If I was her, I would ask herand been like, what is this?
Like, whose is this?
Why do you have it?
Like, yes, is it dirty?
Yeah, probably.
Yes.
SPEAKER_03 (23:32):
Do you have a girlfriend that lives there?
Right?
SPEAKER_02 (23:34):
That's like sketchy.
Like, why would you just have agirl's toy in your drawer?
Like, hey, honey, yeah, try thistoday.
SPEAKER_01 (23:39):
I think most any woman would freak out if that
happened.
SPEAKER_02 (23:41):
Oh, 100%, 100%.
SPEAKER_01 (23:43):
And I think for a friends with benefits situation,
like I feel like those arefairly easy to come by.
Like, if that's what you'reinto, toys, find a new friends
with benefits that you can justlike do some toy shopping
together instead.
Yeah, I agree.
Yeah, yeah.
That's gross.
I mean, speaking of toys, yes,Castle, our new partner, sent
(24:04):
you a toy.
SPEAKER_02 (24:05):
They did.
I have it right here.
You want to hear about it?
SPEAKER_03 (24:08):
And they sent you lingerie from their exclusive
line, right?
They did.
Can we see that?
I want to see what it is.
SPEAKER_02 (24:12):
The lingerie is actually so freaking cute.
Let me see.
SPEAKER_03 (24:16):
I've heard their new lingerie.
SPEAKER_02 (24:18):
I'm gonna be posting pictures on them today, too.
SPEAKER_03 (24:20):
So wow, that's so cute.
SPEAKER_02 (24:24):
Oh, that is cute.
And it doesn't have like anactual like crazy bra strap type
thing.
It's like pretty easy to put on,you know, and it's not all the
prongs, but I love that.
Oh, that's super cute.
Very feminine.
I love that.
SPEAKER_03 (24:36):
How it's see-through.
SPEAKER_02 (24:38):
Yes, and like the back.
SPEAKER_03 (24:39):
I like how it's like long, kind of like a corset.
Yeah, exactly.
SPEAKER_02 (24:43):
Like Loki could probably wear this out like with
some coverings or the nips.
Yeah, it's actually super cute.
I love the gold too, the goldand the black together.
SPEAKER_01 (24:50):
I feel like you could do a Halloween costume.
I did a bunny.
SPEAKER_02 (24:54):
Like I was gonna do a bunny, or I don't know if
that's gonna be cute, but ohyeah, I love that.
Yeah, they're super cute.
SPEAKER_01 (25:02):
Yeah, and comfy.
Really, very comfy, yeah.
It's funny because we were like,can she wear the lingerie on the
show?
Uh yeah, no.
SPEAKER_02 (25:17):
And then the toy is in there.
That's that's yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (25:20):
So, what was the toy?
Is it big?
So, do you want to do it?
Yeah, yeah, I want to see.
SPEAKER_02 (25:24):
And it's a charge, so I can turn it on for you.
Give us the demo.
I'll show you how this wholething works.
Um, so this obviously goes inyou, and then this goes on your
clip and has like a tongue.
I kid you not enough.
The tongue moves, okay?
(25:46):
I know.
And then the mouth moves too,and all this at once, and then
this in here has this.
Oh my god, that is the craziesttoy I've ever seen.
My mouth dropped in there.
So I was like, oh my god, I'mkind of scared.
There's so many components toit.
SPEAKER_00 (26:06):
So many components.
SPEAKER_02 (26:09):
That's one speed.
Okay, that's one speed.
You see how fast it is?
So fast.
That is one baby.
And then there's little ones,and then we'll go fast.
SPEAKER_01 (26:19):
I don't know that there might be too much
stimulation for me.
I don't know that I need all ofthem.
SPEAKER_02 (26:24):
There's so many different levels though.
Like you don't when you havethat.
Literally.
You're getting fingered,basically, is what it's like.
Any in and out, all in one.
Like dildo.
SPEAKER_00 (26:36):
Does the little tongue move too?
SPEAKER_02 (26:38):
Yeah, I don't have that turned on yet.
Oh, oh.
SPEAKER_00 (26:46):
It's like it's actually easy to get like
stranger things.
Oh, stranger again.
You know the kind of thing.
SPEAKER_02 (26:58):
It does kind of like the moment it goes like all at
once.
Wow.
It's that is intense.
It's crazy.
SPEAKER_00 (27:06):
That is so intense.
But it's fun.
SPEAKER_02 (27:08):
It's gonna do the job, does it do the trick?
It does it does the trick.
Wow.
It's probably like my top threeuh toys right now.
Wow.
But I was honestly not gonnalie, guys, I was so scared.
SPEAKER_01 (27:17):
That does, it's a little intimidating.
I feel like I've been I've beenout of the toy game for a little
while.
I didn't know they were makingthem like that.
SPEAKER_00 (27:25):
Look at that! It looks like a motherfucker snake.
It looks like a snake.
SPEAKER_03 (27:31):
Yeah, it's a tongue.
SPEAKER_00 (27:32):
It's actually pretty cute.
Yeah.
And then it goes through.
Oh my god.
Oh, that's so funny.
Yeah.
That's hilarious.
SPEAKER_03 (27:40):
Well, thanks for sharing.
SPEAKER_01 (27:41):
Like it's almost like it's almost like a new age
Tamagachi.
Remember the Tamagachi?
SPEAKER_00 (27:47):
Like it's like it almost is like it needs to be
fed and watered.
It does need to be tamed.
SPEAKER_03 (27:55):
Anyone wants to try one of those?
Castle Legastore.
That's where it's at.
SPEAKER_00 (27:59):
It's so good.
SPEAKER_03 (28:01):
So we're gonna, I saw this TikTok video with this
lady that works in the pornindustry.
Yeah.
And she revealed five shockingtruths about the porn industry.
So one, girls are faking it.
She says that when girls climaxin reality, we look strange.
Our bodies shake, we look funny,we make funny noises, we tense
our muscles, we scream in areally odd way, we don't look
(28:22):
sexy.
Women in porn look extremelysexy and extremely controlled.
So they're faking it.
Is that true?
Yeah.
Do you fake your porn is faked?
Do you fake your when you'redoing OnlyFans?
SPEAKER_02 (28:31):
No, no, because you're just by yourself.
Yeah, I'm just by myself, andespecially if I'm doing a club
or hooking up with a guy, likeobviously I'm into it, you know.
Um that's good.
So you never have to fake it.
No, and it's people I've alreadyhooked up with that I, you know,
so it's like normal and it'slike easy for me to do.
But most porn, like actual pornstars, yeah, that shit's all
(28:51):
that's all fake.
SPEAKER_01 (28:52):
Well, and I think there's probably a difference
too between like the ultra highdef like 4K cameras that they're
using in porn studios versus thehome video.
Like the homemade, the PO thatyou're doing.
Yeah, yes.
SPEAKER_03 (29:03):
In porn, there's a whole camera crew probably of
like 12 people.
SPEAKER_01 (29:06):
It must be hard to so you're probably not really
doing like close-ups of yourface when Oh, every no,
everything.
I mean, everything, everything,but it's probably not the way
that it is in like aprofessional porn video, or is
it pretty close?
SPEAKER_02 (29:20):
I mean, if I can show you guys pictures, yeah,
I'll cover that part, but evenif you want to see my face, no,
no, my face is very much so init.
SPEAKER_03 (29:27):
So then it says male actors don't just take Viagra
orally, they get it injectedinto the I've never heard that.
SPEAKER_01 (29:34):
That's crazy.
That is crazy.
SPEAKER_03 (29:36):
I feel like that's not safe.
Right?
That can't be safe.
And then it says most of thegirls have had plastic surgery
on their nether regions, and menare way above average.
They are not your averagegenitals.
So wait, women have surgery downthere to what tighten it up?
SPEAKER_02 (29:50):
It's like it takes the if you have like extra lips,
it like cuts the lips down.
It like takes that extra skinfrom the lips off.
SPEAKER_01 (29:58):
It's called a labia plastic.
SPEAKER_02 (30:00):
Yeah.
How do you know about this,Jess?
SPEAKER_01 (30:02):
My brother-in-law is a plastic surgeon.
SPEAKER_02 (30:05):
Does he perform a lot of them?
Is that like a cool thing?
It's actually very popular witholder women.
Yeah.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (30:09):
And as after you've had kids, a lot of times it's
part of a mommy makeover.
Yeah, it is.
It is.
SPEAKER_03 (30:15):
It is a mommy makeover.
I didn't because I hadC-sections because the kids were
too big.
But so when you have kids, itwhat stretches them out?
SPEAKER_01 (30:21):
Well, sometimes you can tear and they'll stitch it
back up.
But a lot of times.
SPEAKER_02 (30:26):
And just like it's like hormones and stuff that
makes it grow down.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (30:28):
Like after kids, and a lot of times with
perimenopause, your inner labiasstart to fall with your pelvic
floor.
And so things start to sort ofprolapse.
Um, and so that the labioplastycan just be a way to like.
Well, I don't know why women dothat anyways.
SPEAKER_02 (30:44):
Like I from like what I I watched this uh one
influencer, she's big on likeOnlyFans 2, and she was talking
about the sizes and shapes anddown there, and she doesn't
understand why everyone thinksthat it's supposed to look a
certain way when there's so manyout there that like not every
vagina is the same.
Like men actually don't like itwhen it looks too much like a
(31:06):
little like a little girlvagina, you know, like something
like that.
They like a more maturity.
SPEAKER_03 (31:11):
Yeah.
Then they also say the cum isfake.
Males don't actually ejaculate,they put a white liquid into
their penis.
Then when they're supposed tocum, they release it.
A lot of male actors haveerectile dysfunction and delayed
ejaculation because they havesuch a distorted relationship to
sex as do the girls.
SPEAKER_02 (31:28):
Honestly, no, I can vouch on that.
I um I when I was doing OnlyFanslike super, super hardcore, like
I get desensitized to sex andI'm a sexual person.
Yeah, I'll notice that I won'teven play with any of my toys
for like months because I'mdoing it all like every day
basically or making some sort ofcontent that like it desi like
desexitizes me to any of that.
Like I don't even want to dateguys, I don't even want to hang
(31:49):
out with guys because I do that.
That makes sense.
SPEAKER_03 (31:52):
I always wonder male gynecologists, like, do they
not?
Mine was like please.
No, but like if you're agynecologist, like you see
vaginas all day at work, do theynot want to do they not enjoy
vaginas?
That's what I always wonder.
SPEAKER_01 (32:06):
No, it's diff it's different because if when you
think about the medical trainingthat you go through, like bodies
just become bodies.
SPEAKER_02 (32:13):
But like why choose if you're a male, but why are
you choosing like women'sdoctors?
SPEAKER_01 (32:19):
That's yeah, I don't know.
SPEAKER_03 (32:22):
I always wonder that if they see vaginas every day,
do they want to go home and seetheir wife's vagina?
SPEAKER_01 (32:26):
Maybe we need a male, maybe we need a male
gynecologist on.
That would actually bring thesequestions.
That would.
But I think like for the mostpart, just like body parts from
a medical standpoint just sortof become body parts.
It's like it's just your body,you're not sexualizing.
That's true.
Like when you're doing breastexams or you're doing, you know,
(32:48):
cervical exams, like you're notsexualizing the body, it's just
the body, it's anatomy.
And so it's separate.
They look at it differently,they look at it differently.
Yeah, that makes sense.
SPEAKER_03 (32:58):
Then it says there's a camera team of 16 to 15 people
around the actors.
One of these is called thescooper.
This is kind of disturbing.
Oh, I don't even want to knowwhat it is.
Scooper stands there with aspoon.
When the girl has any form ofdischarge, he scoops it out
because in the porn world, thenether regions have to be super
clean.
And you know how women have alot of discharge to clean the
vagina.
(33:18):
So there's a scooper.
SPEAKER_02 (33:20):
The scooper for the scoop the scooper and the
fluffer.
You're just waiting down thereto.
Oh, but I got a scoop realquick.
SPEAKER_00 (33:26):
That's so gross.
I wonder where they put it.
Oh, is there like a bucket, likea biohazard bucket?
You know what they do with likethe shots?
SPEAKER_03 (33:34):
Oh my god.
SPEAKER_00 (33:35):
Like a shark's container, but for that's
disgusting.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (33:38):
And then anal scenes, the women cannot eat for
a day.
They have to take Epsom salts toclean themselves and clean their
intestines.
And they have to slowly stretchtheir buttholes with devices.
So that's why these actors getpaid a lot more.
SPEAKER_02 (33:52):
I mean, I do that.
You do that to that extent.
It's really not that hard to dowhat they're talking about.
SPEAKER_00 (33:58):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (33:58):
I feel like they just have to do it more as if
they're more professional aboutit, but it's not I don't do
that.
SPEAKER_01 (34:05):
Do you get asked a lot for anal content?
SPEAKER_02 (34:08):
Um, yes, and no, I just make it myself.
SPEAKER_01 (34:10):
Okay.
SPEAKER_02 (34:11):
So you enjoy it.
SPEAKER_01 (34:12):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (34:12):
I mean, I don't necessarily enjoy it.
It's not my favorite, but it'sfun.
SPEAKER_01 (34:16):
Okay.
SPEAKER_02 (34:17):
I like DP myself sometimes.
SPEAKER_03 (34:19):
So you had mentioned before that you had a friend, a
female friend, that gets happyending massages and she goes to
high-end places like Five StarResorts for a massage, and they
do they do um happy endingmassages.
We posted that clip and no onebelieved us.
A lot of people were like, thisis a lie, this isn't true,
they're professional, masseuses,they would never risk their
(34:40):
license.
SPEAKER_01 (34:40):
Massures.
Massures.
SPEAKER_03 (34:42):
So you correct it multiple times.
But then we started to get a lotof women commenting that they do
it too.
Like, oh, I do it all the time,I've had three, I've had four,
and it happens at five-starresorts.
It happens all the time.
I don't know.
SPEAKER_02 (34:54):
I honestly feel like so.
Me and my old friend, we'restill friends, but we don't hang
out that much.
There's this Thai like massageplace by our personal training
we used to go to.
And um only men come out ofthere, okay?
And we only women work there,and we're pretty freaking sure
because they come out sofreaking happy looking.
Like we have to sit theresometimes after our session and
(35:16):
just watch these men come out,and they're all so happy.
So we bought like uh two twolike uh certificates or whatever
to go.
They never ended up trying itout, but I'm pretty sure that's
what they do.
Hilarious.
SPEAKER_03 (35:29):
But it's funny.
So on this thread, like peoplewere saying, Oh, yeah, you know,
if you want the happy ending asa female, you have to ask for a
male, what is it called?
A masure.
You have to ask for a malemasure, you have to keep your
fingers near the edge of thetable, and if he rubs his legs
against your fingers, then it'son.
And then um you have to thrustyour hips, I guess, to let them
know that that's what you want.
(35:50):
And then a masur actuallycommented and said, Yeah, what I
do is I rub my hard penisagainst her leg to see her
reaction.
And if she grabs me, then thatmeans it's a red, a green light.
Like, isn't that for me?
Someone commented that.
Someone commented that, yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (36:07):
It's so crazy because, like, what if you're
not attracted to this personphysically?
It is kind of again a snype likehits you with his penis on your
leg.
Right.
SPEAKER_01 (36:16):
That's like no, that's assault, you know.
Uh-huh.
It's dangerous.
It is, it's risky.
It's risky to do a feel likethat as a test.
I would not recommend it.
SPEAKER_03 (36:28):
I would not recommend that.
So now it's time for thecelebrity cup where we marinate
in the juices of thecelebrities.
So I want to talk about KimKardashian and her company Skims
coming out with a line ofMerkins, but they're not
Merkins, they're thongs.
Tell me about that.
What is it?
SPEAKER_02 (36:43):
They're thong, they're bush thongs.
So, like where the thong isright here, it's either you get
a straight or a like a bushybush, like a curly bush.
And there's all differentcolors.
Yeah, there's blonde, she's soldout.
Yeah, everything.
She's sold out.
Oh, they're sold out, everycolor.
But what why?
Is it to turn on the men?
I have no idea.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, what are you gonna wear?
What if we wear like a whitedress and then you're you see
(37:03):
the fuzz or whatever you want tocall it?
SPEAKER_01 (37:06):
Or is it like pre-Halloween?
Are people wearing it asHalloween?
I have no idea, but I feel likeit's just something Kim K would
do.
Like it's just Well, or is it aprank?
So recently I was on a boat tripwith some girls, and one of my
girlfriends who's like crazyprankster, jokester, she brought
her Merkin because of coursewe're on a boat, right?
(37:27):
We're in like sailing throughthe islands, and we're the a
bunch of us were laying out onthe top deck of the boat.
And so she puts her littleMerkin in her bikini bottom and
comes upstairs and like, youknow, comes up and is just like
stands next to one of us on theon the day bed, yeah, just
(37:49):
trying to get us to look.
And it's it was, it was justlike her little hair sticking
out of her bikini, and then wewere laughing, we were dying, it
was so funny, and then shepulled it out and it was like ha
ha hee yee.
It was a joke, it was funny.
SPEAKER_02 (37:59):
But so is that is I think now I feel like this is
coming out to be like a fashiontrend.
I feel like it's supposed to belike a fashion trend.
SPEAKER_03 (38:05):
So it's 100% in now to have your hair sticking out
of your bikini?
I don't know, because that nevergonna be me.
It's never gonna be me.
Not gonna be me.
But it's so unattractive.
Like, who think who would dothat?
SPEAKER_01 (38:16):
And who would pay money to create like to buy
that?
Well, and like okay, like have alittle something going on down
there, but to have sticking outlike your bikini is gross.
That to me is gross.
SPEAKER_03 (38:29):
Like, I'm all about having hair down there to make
you look like a woman, right?
But not not sticking out of theside.
SPEAKER_02 (38:34):
Yeah, have you looked them up online yet?
No, oh my god, you have to.
They're scraggly.
Yeah, so there's like astraight.
Yeah, there's a straight one,and then the curly one literally
looks like duck feathers wereattached to this thing.
Yeah, yeah.
They're not like they're notlike crafting duck feathers.
SPEAKER_03 (38:50):
Yeah, they're not like they're like being like,
let's just come up with the mostugliest thing to see how stupid
people are and that they willbuy anything that Kim promotes.
It's literally what it is.
SPEAKER_02 (39:00):
Like, no one, like I was telling you early, no one,
say one of us did this, no onewould buy that.
Be like, what the fuck are youdoing?
Like, why are you I have justKen K.
SPEAKER_01 (39:09):
I haven't heard one good, like rationale reason to
buy this underwear.
SPEAKER_02 (39:17):
I honestly would just kind of just like to look
at it and then probably returnit.
But well, and do you know theprice of the videos like Reels?
SPEAKER_01 (39:25):
What are you selling them for?
SPEAKER_02 (39:26):
I have no idea.
I didn't check because they wereall sold out.
I don't I didn't see the price,it just said out of stock.
But I would bet it's like$30 apair.
SPEAKER_01 (39:35):
Probably more than $30 a year.
SPEAKER_02 (39:38):
Oh, way more than $30.
I would say at least$100.
That's what I was gonna say.
You think oh a hundred bucks.
Oh, absolutely.
SPEAKER_03 (39:46):
We'll have to buy one send it, you can review it.
SPEAKER_02 (39:48):
I would actually be so down.
I would actually be so down.
Oh my god.
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got older and apparently we wereattracted to each other, and he
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Oh my god, I just totally gotcatfished.
He looks absolutely nothing likehis picture.
SPEAKER_01 (41:16):
So I found out the guy that I've been dating is
married with kids.
His wife just reached out to me.
Oh my god, I just totally got catfished.
He looks absolutely nothing likehis picture.
So I found out the guy that I'vebeen dating is married with
kids.
His wife just reached out to me.
SPEAKER_03 (00:15):
Welcome to the meat market.
The single scene is aslaughterhouse, and we are here
to devour it.
We are your hosts.
I'm Lindsay.
I'm Jess.
And today, sizzling single isKendall.
Welcome.
So you are an OnlyFans model,and you are ranked in the top
five of having the best breasts.
SPEAKER_02 (00:31):
I am.
SPEAKER_03 (00:32):
That is quite the accomplishment.
SPEAKER_02 (00:34):
I thank you.
I do love them.
SPEAKER_03 (00:35):
Yeah?
SPEAKER_02 (00:36):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (00:36):
So how did you get into OnlyFans?
Does that affect your datinglife?
SPEAKER_02 (00:40):
Uh 100%.
Cause say a guy off hinge orwhatever, and you want to go on
a date and like everything, andthen once they find out what you
do for a living, they think ofyou more like we'll have a good
conversation, everything's goingfine.
And then once they ask what I dofor a living, that's when it
changes.
You can see their whole demeanorwhen I say OnlyFans.
Then to them, I look more oflike an object than I do as like
(01:01):
an actual human being.
So yeah, dating doing OnlyFansis very, very hard.
That's why I honestly don'treally do it because it's like a
waste of time.
But there are some men that dofully support it that I have
dated and stuff, but most of thetime people aren't a fan of it.
Do you tell them right off thebat?
Yeah, because I mean why not?
If like you're gonna get to knowme and like that's not something
(01:22):
I'm gonna hide, it's something Ithat I do for a living.
So I feel like honesty is betterthan like waiting two weeks,
three weeks down and being like,oh hey, by the way, I do
OnlyFans, you know.
Better not to waste time.
No.
And is it your only job?
No.
So my son is autistic, so I'm apaid parent provider for him.
So that's more of my full-timejob, and I just do OnlyFans on
(01:42):
the side to make extra cashbecause it is really good cash,
but yeah, no, dating andOnlyFans.
Have you had any subscribers tryto hit on you?
Oh, try to hit on it.
I got sorry if he's gonna end upwatching this.
My uh my best friend's unclethat I go to all the holidays.
We have been friends since 12.
I go to every Thanksgiving,Christmas, like he is basically
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my uncle, subscribed to my OF,started chatting with me, seen
me every angle of me at thispoint.
And this was like last year,like after the uh Christmas and
Thanksgiving.
So now I'm gonna go to theholiday functions the first time
after him doing all of this, andit's gonna be so awkward.
(02:28):
That is cringe.
SPEAKER_03 (02:29):
That is seen the ins and sorry, everything.
SPEAKER_02 (02:35):
And I that is awkward, but what and November's
coming up, and I'm like, oh mygod, I don't want to see him.
But I mean why didn't he createa fake account with no profile
picture?
Oh, he didn't give two shits.
He sent his picture, he's like,you know who I am.
Bam.
SPEAKER_01 (02:48):
And that's and that's the thing.
Who is it more awkward for?
Because like for you, me, yeah,your stuff is all out there, but
for him, he's paying for it.
So if you really wanted to atthe family function, yeah, you
could really expose it.
Oh, he's exposed.
SPEAKER_02 (03:03):
Oh, he's exposed.
Oh, trust me, he's exposed to mybest friend, which is her mom's
brother, is the uncle.
So she told her mom about it,and they're like, What the fuck?
Because we're all like, What thefuck?
And yeah, I don't know.
November Thanksgiving isdefinitely gonna Isn't does your
friend think it's weird?
We all think it's weird becauseliterally I'm like his niece,
(03:25):
you know?
So, like, what is going on?
What does he say?
Does he be like, I'm justsupporting her?
I just he like wants to take meon the day, and he was like,
wants to like get to know mebetter, and he wanted to like
see my videos, and after that,like he sent some back.
And oh, I only checked.
So I have an agency, so I onlycheck, and sometimes this day I
checked, and I it was him, and Isaid, You're I was like, What
(03:46):
the fuck?
What the fuck?
So that is gonna be that'sawkward for me, but so he's not
your type, you didn't go outwith him yet?
SPEAKER_01 (03:53):
No, no, no, that's funny, but I think it happens, I
think that happens often becauseI have a really, really good
friend who his nephew'sex-girlfriend started doing
OnlyFans.
Yes, and my friend's businesspartner and best friend started
following this girl.
It's and my friend was like,bro, what are you doing?
(04:16):
She's like a little sister tous, she's like the niece to us.
SPEAKER_02 (04:21):
Why are you subscribing to her stuff?
That's uh what we're all saying,we're like, why?
That's so creepy.
Like I grew up with Kendallsince she was 12 years old and
I'm 36 now.
Like, that's creepy.
Oh my god.
And he said and he's like, Ialways thought you were so hot.
Like, oh don't.
SPEAKER_01 (04:40):
What if it's don't say I'm an incest.
It's like an incest.
SPEAKER_02 (04:43):
It's like incest, but not, you know, but it's just
like, nah.
So have you had any othersubscribers ask you out?
Uh no, but I do like getapproached like when I go out
sometimes and like them likenotice who I am or say.
They recognize you if you're inpublic.
It's only happened a coupletimes, like, because I'm not
huge, huge, but happened acouple times, but other than
(05:03):
that, no.
I get do get funny like collabrequests in my work email that
are great.
I actually just sent one to myfriend, Ashley, to uh the niece
to the uncle.
That was really good.
But other than that, no, Iwouldn't say so.
SPEAKER_03 (05:16):
You know you've made it in life when you get
recognized out in public, right?
SPEAKER_02 (05:20):
I know I walked up and someone's like, You're Miss
Kenz.
I was like, Am I?
No, really?
How many subscribers do youhave?
Uh right now, I don't even know.
I haven't checked.
I really don't check that.
I have an agency, so I don'treally want to.
Oh, you have an agency.
Yeah, I don't do much on myOnlyFans.
SPEAKER_03 (05:34):
Do you converse with them or do you have someone else
that responds to the messages?
I respond.
Okay.
SPEAKER_02 (05:38):
But they just help me like publish the content and
like push the content out.
But I I chat, I do the chatting.
SPEAKER_03 (05:44):
Was it tough to get a fan base?
Do you have to?
SPEAKER_02 (05:47):
I've heard it's a lot of work, a lot of promoting
to actually build up yoursubscribers and it is because I
have to sub, like uh I have todo reels on Instagram, TikTok,
uh, Reddit, Twitter, like allthat stuff.
So it's not just OnlyFans base,like there is actually a lot of
work to it to like promoteyourself.
And honestly, fame for OnlyFansdoesn't happen overnight.
I will say that.
Like me, I'm still even I'veonly been doing it for like a
(06:08):
year and a half, and I'm notwhere I want to be, but I'm
like, I'm good.
But it does take a lot of likepromoting.
SPEAKER_03 (06:16):
Cause I see a lot of women post like on Facebook or
whatnot.
Oh, I'm I'm done.
I'm just gonna do OnlyFansstarting OnlyFans.
SPEAKER_02 (06:21):
It's not even because I think it's gonna be
instant money like that, andit's not, it's really not like
you have to put a lot of hardwork into it and then market
yourself and like everything.
Like, yes, some people do makeit like happen overnight.
Most of them are already likeinfluencers that are big.
SPEAKER_01 (06:36):
That's what I'm saying.
They have to have a followingalready because like think about
what so what you like snap apicture and put it online, like
who's gonna look at it, right?
SPEAKER_02 (06:45):
You know, so most people like usually have a
following already or have like abigger base or their celebrities
or something that yes, theirspops off, but I'm just a basic
normal girl that you knowdoesn't have all of that, so it
takes a while.
SPEAKER_01 (06:58):
Do you pay attention to your numbers, like your money
numbers yourself, or is thatmostly the agency?
SPEAKER_02 (07:03):
No, no, no, it's not.
The agency is more of like theyhelp me they more with
promotion, promotion and likestuff like that.
I do the chatting and then theyjust help me like with promoting
and then they do like makeInstagrams for me and like they
do all my other like outsourcepromoting.
Okay.
SPEAKER_01 (07:18):
So what's the most someone has spent on you, like
say in a month?
SPEAKER_02 (07:23):
Ooh, like six K.
Oh wow.
Yeah, yeah, he was a good one.
SPEAKER_03 (07:28):
So what do they do?
Do they just donate money to youor do or do they say, if I give
you this, will you do this?
SPEAKER_02 (07:33):
So how it works is like you you post on your feed
kind of like Instagram.
You'll post on your feed, andthen people can like or tip or
whatever on that, but where youmake your money is actually in
your DMs.
That's where you sell like thepaid purview like content and
stuff like that.
SPEAKER_03 (07:50):
Oh, so you can do like private one-on-one
sessions.
Yes, or like customs.
SPEAKER_02 (07:53):
I do a lot of customs, but um, most of the
money is made in like the DMs.
SPEAKER_03 (07:57):
So, what's the craziest thing someone's
requested?
For custom.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (08:01):
Uh, this one guy wanted me to tell him how smelly
and stinky my feet were.
SPEAKER_03 (08:06):
So foot fetish.
What?
SPEAKER_02 (08:08):
Apparently, it took me like 30 minutes to even get
it down because I was laughingevery time I had to say this.
I had to like put my feet up infront of my face and like jiggle
them and like wiggle and like belike, oh my god, my feet are so
fucking stinky and gross.
And he loved it, okay.
And he was like, more and more,like tell me that you just got
out of the gym and they'resweaty and stinky.
(08:30):
I'm like, oh my god, they're sosweaty and stinky, and they
smell like cheese.
And oh my god, it was so bad.
That's why I was like, it tookme so long because every time I
had my feet in front of my face,so I could laugh at the end
because I could not take itserious for the first like 30
minutes.
Like it was so hard for me.
Um, that is hilarious.
And then did you sell him yoursweaty socks afterwards?
(08:52):
This wasn't even this, this wasa custom video he wanted me to
do.
But I didn't wear socks, hedidn't want socks on them.
SPEAKER_03 (08:57):
He just wanted like the soles of my feet to be very
stinky, which they weren't, buthave you had people want you to
send them underwear?
Yeah, you have?
Yes, how much does that go for?
SPEAKER_02 (09:09):
Uh I'll send like a pair of underwear for like 150
bucks.
SPEAKER_01 (09:12):
Nice, easy money.
SPEAKER_02 (09:13):
Easy money.
SPEAKER_01 (09:14):
Well, that there was that girl that got rich selling
farts in a jar.
SPEAKER_02 (09:17):
Dude, I did hear that, and that is actually
absolutely insane.
People will pay for anything.
Literally, people have a lot ofkinks and like fetishes.
Like uh one of my friends, shedoes it too, and he wanted her
to just spit on her armpit andrub it and like say, Oh my god,
this feels so good, and justkeep spitting on it and rubbing
it.
SPEAKER_01 (09:37):
So random.
Right?
SPEAKER_02 (09:38):
Weird stuff.
I'm trying to think of anotherone.
SPEAKER_03 (09:41):
Is that like a fetish that is very common?
What's the most common fetishthat you see?
SPEAKER_02 (09:45):
Um I don't know really.
I feel like feet actually feetis pretty big.
People like feet, like weird tome.
I mean they like a feet to lookdirty.
Circle K feet dirty.
You know, like not just I don'tknow.
It's like a fetish, like theydon't have to be clean, but like
they just like dirty fuckingfeet.
(10:07):
Isn't that crazy?
It's like a dirty girl.
Like literally circle K fee.
When I say dirty, it's likewalking around circle K for like
an hour.
SPEAKER_03 (10:15):
Have you ever had a sugar daddy?
SPEAKER_02 (10:17):
Yes.
Like years ago, but yeah.
How did that happen?
Tell us about that.
I've never hooked up with him,we didn't do anything.
All I had to do was like sendhim pictures of me, and he would
send me like 3k just forpictures.
How often?
Uh like on a regular basis?
Yeah.
Wow.
Like I hung out with him maybeonce, and that's it.
We didn't hook up, we didn't doanything, and I just wanted
(10:37):
pictures and ching bling bling.
Literally, I was like, shit, Ialready do OnlyFans.
SPEAKER_01 (10:41):
I might as well send you some pictures too.
If you don't want to pay for myOnlyFans.
So have you ever met up with asubscriber?
SPEAKER_02 (10:49):
No.
SPEAKER_01 (10:49):
No, no.
SPEAKER_02 (10:51):
I do collabs, like I just did a collab for Halloween,
uh not yeah, two weeks and whatdoes the collab mean?
SPEAKER_03 (10:56):
With OnlyFans?
Like with another.
SPEAKER_02 (10:57):
She does another guy.
SPEAKER_03 (10:58):
Or with another guy.
SPEAKER_02 (10:59):
So like we he does OnlyFans, I do OnlyFans, and
then we collab together.
So you come together in person.
Yes.
Yes, but we both have to get SCDchecked beforehand and like all
that.
There's like a whole thing toit, but I've only done a a
couple collabs.
I was gonna say, so typically isyour content just you solo?
So I started off and it wasn'tbecause I would hook up with
people I've already hooked upwith and they would let me make
(11:21):
videos with them to use, but Igot over it.
Like I like was just so overhooking up with men, and I just
started doing solos and I justlike doing solos now, but I did
do a collab with him.
My first collab in a long time,but after that I probably won't
do another one.
SPEAKER_03 (11:35):
Have you done woman-on-woman stuff?
Nah, just not for me.
Nah, I just can't do it.
SPEAKER_02 (11:40):
Yeah.
Do you ever have requests forthat?
Yes, I do.
I actually got a freaking funnyemail for a collab, and I wish
actually can I show you guys apicture.
Yes.
SPEAKER_01 (11:51):
Is there is there any amount of money that would
you not for this one?
SPEAKER_02 (11:57):
I will show you, tell you that.
Oh just read it.
Just read it.
It's so funny.
SPEAKER_01 (12:06):
Like, what?
Okay, it says interested inbooking you for paid OF video.
Work question mark.
What's your phone number?
SPEAKER_02 (12:15):
First off, who makes you think I'm gonna give you my
phone number?
SPEAKER_01 (12:17):
And then it's a side profile, full body.
SPEAKER_02 (12:20):
And if you zoom in in the boob and razor, two
razors next to the picture, andflower stickers on the wall
above the wow.
SPEAKER_00 (12:31):
It's wow.
Oh my those flower stickers,wow, wow.
SPEAKER_02 (12:37):
Right?
That's just like one of them,but I do get quite a few.
This was last night's and I hadto send it to my friends.
SPEAKER_01 (12:43):
So that's like the business card of OnlyFans when
guys want to do collabs withyou, is like just sending a dick
pic.
SPEAKER_02 (12:49):
Yeah, I'm like, I think I'm gonna be like, oh my
god, yeah.
Like, let's do it.
No.
Especially not that.
So when was your last cry?
So when was your lastrelationship?
Uh we like ended thingsofficially in October of last
year.
Okay.
So I've been single for like ayear.
How long were you together for?
Um, we met on a blind date.
(13:12):
I think you might be watchingthis too.
We met on a blind date throughfriends.
We were like doing our thing,like talking, like just doing
our thing, not really dating,but together all the time.
And then after like nine monthsof us doing that, uh we became
official.
I broke up with him for noreason.
I get like that sometimes.
That's my toxic trait.
Like when things are good, Irun.
I just run.
SPEAKER_03 (13:30):
Do you get scared?
SPEAKER_02 (13:31):
Yeah, I just run.
I think it's trauma from my babydaddy.
Like 100%, but I just run, andthen even when we broke up, we
still like we're not broken up,and like we're together doing
our thing for years, and then itfound a girl, and they got
married, and we broke it off inOctober.
Ouch.
Wait, so were you togetherafterwards?
The funny story is though, wemet up three weeks ago or three
(13:53):
months ago to get closure, andyeah, he apologized saying he
made the wrong decision.
So that sucks for you.
SPEAKER_01 (14:01):
That's what I was just gonna ask.
Were you guys together after hegot married?
After he met the girl?
SPEAKER_02 (14:05):
We were together.
This sounds so bad.
I'm not a homewrecker and I'mnot like that, but he we just
couldn't stay away from eachother.
It was my fault for breaking upwith him, and we weren't really
in love, and I just get scared.
So I ran and we just couldn'tleave each other alone because
he wasn't didn't want it, solike he would keep me around at
the same time and date othergirls and keep me around just
because he was still so in lovewith me, but also still so
(14:27):
scared of me because I broke hisheart.
But then, like at after a whileit just became toxic, like back
and forth with us, and like itjust became very toxic and not
good.
And his girl, his wife now foundout before they got married that
he was cheating on her with methe whole time.
Oh, she knows, and then shetried coming at me, and I was
like, bitch, I I was like,sorry, I have receipts, and you
(14:49):
can read these and then comeback at me a different way, and
she totally did.
And because she realized it washim, it was just not just me.
Yeah, she was saying it was justme.
I was asking for attention andlike I'm like neat desperate and
blah blah.
I'm like, I'm not desperate.
And so I sent her all threeyears of receipts.
Oh and she was just like, I'm sosorry, like to come at you like
that.
And then and oh my god, it'spopped in my and then it was
(15:11):
like, How would you feel if he'shappy with you?
What about bringing you along inour gr and like being a
thropple?
Us three.
She recommended that sherecommended that after the whole
thing.
I was like, if that's gonna makehim happy, I said, You got me
fucked up if you think I'm gonnashare him with you, let alone
like be around you.
Wow.
That's crazy.
But she was real willing toshare him with you.
(15:32):
Yeah, because she's so obsessedwith him, and like she'll do
anything to keep him around.
He's probably the hottest manshe's ever gotten.
SPEAKER_01 (15:38):
Wow.
SPEAKER_02 (15:39):
Interesting.
SPEAKER_01 (15:40):
Interesting.
So was it was it a no to thethruple because of that
situation, or is it a no to athruple because you would never
do that?
That's not me.
SPEAKER_02 (15:49):
I have one man to my if I'm with someone, that's
mine.
I'm not sharing, I'm not doingany of that.
Like, no, and I get she's onlydoing it because she wants still
around and she realizes that Ieven told her that he was still
in love with me and stuff, butshe's not doing it because she's
into that lifestyle.
No, because it's something likeshe's him happy, so I don't
think they're happy.
(16:09):
Yeah, so I hope they see this,but I don't think they're happy.
Are you looking to get marriedand have more kids?
SPEAKER_03 (16:14):
What are you looking for?
SPEAKER_02 (16:15):
Uh right now I like being single only because this
generation is god-awful withdating, and all of it is hooking
up.
And I'm 36.
Like, I am not going out to likejust hook up with you, and like
that's it, you know, that's allit is.
So I don't date right now, but Ihave an eye on someone, but I
don't date like that.
I would like to find someone, Ijust feel like I can't anymore.
(16:38):
You know, it's tough.
It's tough.
It's either they want to hookup, and like I said, once they
find out I do OnlyFans, it'slike I'm an object and not
unhuman to them, you know, likea sex object.
SPEAKER_03 (16:46):
And what's the worst date you've been on?
unknown (16:50):
Okay.
SPEAKER_03 (16:50):
Do you have any of them?
SPEAKER_02 (16:51):
Many.
So this guy we were talking onhinge, I think for like a solid
24 hours.
And he I picked him up becausehe was out of town.
He was just visiting, so Ipicked him up.
And we were talking, you know,texting pretty hard, like for 24
hours, but not this way.
And then I get in the car and helike puts his hand on my leg and
I was like, Oh my god, I feellike I've known you forever.
I legit grabbed his hand off myleg and I go, homeboy, we've
(17:14):
known each other for 24 hoursover text, like relax.
And then the whole day he wasjust trying to like do all this
stuff and like thinking we'regonna get in a relationship
after talking for 24 hours.
That one was bad.
The second one was I went outwith him and instantly I find
Ix.
That's just me.
I that's my toxic trait.
(17:34):
I look for Ix right off the batjust to not waste time.
So I will literally look a guyup and down and see what I don't
like about him.
This guy had he looked like apear fish and like his lips are
really small.
So he picked me up and I waslike, oh, he was cute, but just
his lips were small.
He picked me up and like I justwasn't feeling it, and I wanted
to go home, and he didn't likethat I wasn't letting him come
(17:58):
in.
So the next morning I woke up tohim Apple paying me request half
of the tab no for the fuckingday.
What on God?
And I said, ha ha ha, you'reretarded.
And I plocked him.
I was like, what?
Because I wouldn't let you comein with me to my house.
I've heard of that a lot of guysrequesting that.
What woman pays?
Oh, I did.
I said, ha ha ha, you'reridiculous, and I just blocked
(18:21):
him.
Wow.
Because I wouldn't let you comein to probably hook up with me
is what you were wanting to do.
So you're gonna ask for half thetab.
That's you dodged a bullet.
Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (18:33):
So with those both of those two guys, did they know
that you were an OnlyFans?
Do you think that when do youthink that men try to push
things more quickly thinkingthat you're easy?
SPEAKER_02 (18:45):
Yes, 100%.
That's why I'm saying like I'mmore of a sex object than a
human that has like I do havemorals.
Even though people say peoplethat do OnlyFans, girls that do
OnlyFans don't have morals.
I do have morals.
I have a I have two kids, I'm amom, you know.
Like, I'm not just like this sexfreak that is just doing all
these things on OnlyFans.
Like, it's a job, it's a job,like it it feeds my family.
(19:06):
No one should be complainingbecause it's my life, you know,
not theirs.
But yeah, dating with OnlyFansjust doesn't work.
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located inside the MillionDollar Mingle Polo Lounge.
Um, what are your deal breakers?
They have to be tall.
SPEAKER_02 (20:00):
We just talked about this.
They do have to be tall.
I'm 5'8, so like six, I wouldhope like six one, but six foot
and above.
Like my ex was six six, so Ijust like them tall.
Do you have a crazy talent orunique fact about yourself that
not many people know?
Like a crazy talent as in what Ican put myself into the pretzel.
You can?
Really?
That's like every guy's dream,isn't it?
(20:22):
I feel like that's like reallythe only thing.
I can put myself in a pretzel.
What are your hobbies?
What do you do when you're notworking?
I go to the gym.
I'm with my kids a lot.
I haven't How old are they?
Uh 11 and 7.
But my son, like I said, isspecial need, so I a lot of my
focus is on him.
Um, and I have them 90% of thetime.
The dad tries to take them, butwere you married to him?
No, but we were together fornine years.
(20:44):
Nine awful years too.
Did you say I said nine awfulyears too?
But um he tries, but I'm alwayswith my kids, so I don't really
I'm not at the gym, I'm at home.
SPEAKER_01 (20:54):
Did you start you started doing OnlyFans after
that you split from him?
From Baby Daddy?
Yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (21:00):
Yeah, so I started OnlyFans going on probably like
two years now.
Almost two years.
SPEAKER_01 (21:05):
Okay.
SPEAKER_02 (21:06):
But I like stop, I'll stop a little bit and like
take a break and then I'll comeback.
Like it's overwhelming it doeslike people think it's easy, but
it's really not.
It's a lot there's a lot of workin like behind it that you have
to do, and it just gets drainy,especially with my son and like
being a single mom.
Like I get so overstimulatedthat I just take breaks from it.
Like right now, I just came backfrom Hawaii in July and that and
(21:26):
then I started up again.
But like I was done for like twomonths.
But I miss it.
I did miss it a little bit.
It's like easy money, and it'sfun, and it's you know, like
some stuff is funny, like someof the customs are super funny.
Like a lot of men like to bedegraded.
And I know that sounds bad, butit's fun degrading a man a
little bit.
I think that would that would bekind of funny.
And for getting paid for it too,where he wants you to do it.
It's not like me being a meangirl being like degrading him,
(21:48):
but uh he's paying me to do it.
So it's funny how a lot of guyslike that.
I hear it's huge.
You it's huge.
They want to be they just wantyou to be mean.
SPEAKER_01 (22:00):
Yeah.
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Um, so we have a listenerquestion.
All right.
So this one says, I've beenhooking up with this guy.
It's more of a friends withbenefits situation than a
relationship situation.
But recently we were in bed, hepulled a toy out of his drawer
(22:26):
and just started trying to useit on me.
I kind of freaked out because Idon't know where that thing has
been.
He tried to play it off likeit's not a big deal.
Um, but I don't feel like I wasoverreacting.
We haven't spoken since, and nowI'm wondering if it's even worth
it to try to fix and keep movingforward at this point or not.
SPEAKER_03 (22:45):
Who else has to use that toy one?
Yeah, whose toy is that?
SPEAKER_02 (22:50):
Like, yeah, is it sanitized?
Like, what do you think I'mgonna do?
Yeah, baby, just stick it up,maybe.
Exactly.
It's kind of creepy that hasthat.
Just like in the bedsidedrawing.
But the thing is, you would youwouldn't realize how much men
actually like toys like it.
SPEAKER_01 (23:06):
Well, they do, but if you're gonna use one, buy it
brand new just for me or nottake it out of the wrapper.
SPEAKER_00 (23:13):
Like, I need to do a buffer.
Yeah, you don't want all thejuices on that.
SPEAKER_03 (23:19):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
So you're not overreacting.
SPEAKER_02 (23:23):
I don't think she's not gonna be able to.
If I was her, I would ask herand been like, what is this?
Like, whose is this?
Why do you have it?
Like, yes, is it dirty?
Yeah, probably.
Yes.
SPEAKER_03 (23:32):
Do you have a girlfriend that lives there?
Right?
SPEAKER_02 (23:34):
That's like sketchy.
Like, why would you just have agirl's toy in your drawer?
Like, hey, honey, yeah, try thistoday.
SPEAKER_01 (23:39):
I think most any woman would freak out if that
happened.
SPEAKER_02 (23:41):
Oh, 100%, 100%.
SPEAKER_01 (23:43):
And I think for a friends with benefits situation,
like I feel like those arefairly easy to come by.
Like, if that's what you'reinto, toys, find a new friends
with benefits that you can justlike do some toy shopping
together instead.
Yeah, I agree.
Yeah, yeah.
That's gross.
I mean, speaking of toys, yes,Castle, our new partner, sent
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you a toy.
SPEAKER_02 (24:05):
They did.
I have it right here.
You want to hear about it?
SPEAKER_03 (24:08):
And they sent you lingerie from their exclusive
line, right?
They did.
Can we see that?
I want to see what it is.
SPEAKER_02 (24:12):
The lingerie is actually so freaking cute.
Let me see.
SPEAKER_03 (24:16):
I've heard their new lingerie.
SPEAKER_02 (24:18):
I'm gonna be posting pictures on them today, too.
SPEAKER_03 (24:20):
So wow, that's so cute.
SPEAKER_02 (24:24):
Oh, that is cute.
And it doesn't have like anactual like crazy bra strap type
thing.
It's like pretty easy to put on,you know, and it's not all the
prongs, but I love that.
Oh, that's super cute.
Very feminine.
I love that.
SPEAKER_03 (24:36):
How it's see-through.
SPEAKER_02 (24:38):
Yes, and like the back.
SPEAKER_03 (24:39):
I like how it's like long, kind of like a corset.
Yeah, exactly.
SPEAKER_02 (24:43):
Like Loki could probably wear this out like with
some coverings or the nips.
Yeah, it's actually super cute.
I love the gold too, the goldand the black together.
SPEAKER_01 (24:50):
I feel like you could do a Halloween costume.
I did a bunny.
SPEAKER_02 (24:54):
Like I was gonna do a bunny, or I don't know if
that's gonna be cute, but ohyeah, I love that.
Yeah, they're super cute.
SPEAKER_01 (25:02):
Yeah, and comfy.
Really, very comfy, yeah.
It's funny because we were like,can she wear the lingerie on the
show?
Uh yeah, no.
SPEAKER_02 (25:17):
And then the toy is in there.
That's that's yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (25:20):
So, what was the toy?
Is it big?
So, do you want to do it?
Yeah, yeah, I want to see.
SPEAKER_02 (25:24):
And it's a charge, so I can turn it on for you.
Give us the demo.
I'll show you how this wholething works.
Um, so this obviously goes inyou, and then this goes on your
clip and has like a tongue.
I kid you not enough.
The tongue moves, okay?
(25:46):
I know.
And then the mouth moves too,and all this at once, and then
this in here has this.
Oh my god, that is the craziesttoy I've ever seen.
My mouth dropped in there.
So I was like, oh my god, I'mkind of scared.
There's so many components toit.
SPEAKER_00 (26:06):
So many components.
SPEAKER_02 (26:09):
That's one speed.
Okay, that's one speed.
You see how fast it is?
So fast.
That is one baby.
And then there's little ones,and then we'll go fast.
SPEAKER_01 (26:19):
I don't know that there might be too much
stimulation for me.
I don't know that I need all ofthem.
SPEAKER_02 (26:24):
There's so many different levels though.
Like you don't when you havethat.
Literally.
You're getting fingered,basically, is what it's like.
Any in and out, all in one.
Like dildo.
SPEAKER_00 (26:36):
Does the little tongue move too?
SPEAKER_02 (26:38):
Yeah, I don't have that turned on yet.
Oh, oh.
SPEAKER_00 (26:46):
It's like it's actually easy to get like
stranger things.
Oh, stranger again.
You know the kind of thing.
SPEAKER_02 (26:58):
It does kind of like the moment it goes like all at
once.
Wow.
It's that is intense.
It's crazy.
SPEAKER_00 (27:06):
That is so intense.
But it's fun.
SPEAKER_02 (27:08):
It's gonna do the job, does it do the trick?
It does it does the trick.
Wow.
It's probably like my top threeuh toys right now.
Wow.
But I was honestly not gonnalie, guys, I was so scared.
SPEAKER_01 (27:17):
That does, it's a little intimidating.
I feel like I've been I've beenout of the toy game for a little
while.
I didn't know they were makingthem like that.
SPEAKER_00 (27:25):
Look at that! It looks like a motherfucker snake.
It looks like a snake.
SPEAKER_03 (27:31):
Yeah, it's a tongue.
SPEAKER_00 (27:32):
It's actually pretty cute.
Yeah.
And then it goes through.
Oh my god.
Oh, that's so funny.
Yeah.
That's hilarious.
SPEAKER_03 (27:40):
Well, thanks for sharing.
SPEAKER_01 (27:41):
Like it's almost like it's almost like a new age
Tamagachi.
Remember the Tamagachi?
SPEAKER_00 (27:47):
Like it's like it almost is like it needs to be
fed and watered.
It does need to be tamed.
SPEAKER_03 (27:55):
Anyone wants to try one of those?
Castle Legastore.
That's where it's at.
SPEAKER_00 (27:59):
It's so good.
SPEAKER_03 (28:01):
So we're gonna, I saw this TikTok video with this
lady that works in the pornindustry.
Yeah.
And she revealed five shockingtruths about the porn industry.
So one, girls are faking it.
She says that when girls climaxin reality, we look strange.
Our bodies shake, we look funny,we make funny noises, we tense
our muscles, we scream in areally odd way, we don't look
(28:22):
sexy.
Women in porn look extremelysexy and extremely controlled.
So they're faking it.
Is that true?
Yeah.
Do you fake your porn is faked?
Do you fake your when you'redoing OnlyFans?
SPEAKER_02 (28:31):
No, no, because you're just by yourself.
Yeah, I'm just by myself, andespecially if I'm doing a club
or hooking up with a guy, likeobviously I'm into it, you know.
Um that's good.
So you never have to fake it.
No, and it's people I've alreadyhooked up with that I, you know,
so it's like normal and it'slike easy for me to do.
But most porn, like actual pornstars, yeah, that shit's all
(28:51):
that's all fake.
SPEAKER_01 (28:52):
Well, and I think there's probably a difference
too between like the ultra highdef like 4K cameras that they're
using in porn studios versus thehome video.
Like the homemade, the PO thatyou're doing.
Yeah, yes.
SPEAKER_03 (29:03):
In porn, there's a whole camera crew probably of
like 12 people.
SPEAKER_01 (29:06):
It must be hard to so you're probably not really
doing like close-ups of yourface when Oh, every no,
everything.
I mean, everything, everything,but it's probably not the way
that it is in like aprofessional porn video, or is
it pretty close?
SPEAKER_02 (29:20):
I mean, if I can show you guys pictures, yeah,
I'll cover that part, but evenif you want to see my face, no,
no, my face is very much so init.
SPEAKER_03 (29:27):
So then it says male actors don't just take Viagra
orally, they get it injectedinto the I've never heard that.
SPEAKER_01 (29:34):
That's crazy.
That is crazy.
SPEAKER_03 (29:36):
I feel like that's not safe.
Right?
That can't be safe.
And then it says most of thegirls have had plastic surgery
on their nether regions, and menare way above average.
They are not your averagegenitals.
So wait, women have surgery downthere to what tighten it up?
SPEAKER_02 (29:50):
It's like it takes the if you have like extra lips,
it like cuts the lips down.
It like takes that extra skinfrom the lips off.
SPEAKER_01 (29:58):
It's called a labia plastic.
SPEAKER_02 (30:00):
Yeah.
How do you know about this,Jess?
SPEAKER_01 (30:02):
My brother-in-law is a plastic surgeon.
SPEAKER_02 (30:05):
Does he perform a lot of them?
Is that like a cool thing?
It's actually very popular witholder women.
Yeah.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (30:09):
And as after you've had kids, a lot of times it's
part of a mommy makeover.
Yeah, it is.
It is.
SPEAKER_03 (30:15):
It is a mommy makeover.
I didn't because I hadC-sections because the kids were
too big.
But so when you have kids, itwhat stretches them out?
SPEAKER_01 (30:21):
Well, sometimes you can tear and they'll stitch it
back up.
But a lot of times.
SPEAKER_02 (30:26):
And just like it's like hormones and stuff that
makes it grow down.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (30:28):
Like after kids, and a lot of times with
perimenopause, your inner labiasstart to fall with your pelvic
floor.
And so things start to sort ofprolapse.
Um, and so that the labioplastycan just be a way to like.
Well, I don't know why women dothat anyways.
SPEAKER_02 (30:44):
Like I from like what I I watched this uh one
influencer, she's big on likeOnlyFans 2, and she was talking
about the sizes and shapes anddown there, and she doesn't
understand why everyone thinksthat it's supposed to look a
certain way when there's so manyout there that like not every
vagina is the same.
Like men actually don't like itwhen it looks too much like a
(31:06):
little like a little girlvagina, you know, like something
like that.
They like a more maturity.
SPEAKER_03 (31:11):
Yeah.
Then they also say the cum isfake.
Males don't actually ejaculate,they put a white liquid into
their penis.
Then when they're supposed tocum, they release it.
A lot of male actors haveerectile dysfunction and delayed
ejaculation because they havesuch a distorted relationship to
sex as do the girls.
SPEAKER_02 (31:28):
Honestly, no, I can vouch on that.
I um I when I was doing OnlyFanslike super, super hardcore, like
I get desensitized to sex andI'm a sexual person.
Yeah, I'll notice that I won'teven play with any of my toys
for like months because I'mdoing it all like every day
basically or making some sort ofcontent that like it desi like
desexitizes me to any of that.
Like I don't even want to dateguys, I don't even want to hang
(31:49):
out with guys because I do that.
That makes sense.
SPEAKER_03 (31:52):
I always wonder male gynecologists, like, do they
not?
Mine was like please.
No, but like if you're agynecologist, like you see
vaginas all day at work, do theynot want to do they not enjoy
vaginas?
That's what I always wonder.
SPEAKER_01 (32:06):
No, it's diff it's different because if when you
think about the medical trainingthat you go through, like bodies
just become bodies.
SPEAKER_02 (32:13):
But like why choose if you're a male, but why are
you choosing like women'sdoctors?
SPEAKER_01 (32:19):
That's yeah, I don't know.
SPEAKER_03 (32:22):
I always wonder that if they see vaginas every day,
do they want to go home and seetheir wife's vagina?
SPEAKER_01 (32:26):
Maybe we need a male, maybe we need a male
gynecologist on.
That would actually bring thesequestions.
That would.
But I think like for the mostpart, just like body parts from
a medical standpoint just sortof become body parts.
It's like it's just your body,you're not sexualizing.
That's true.
Like when you're doing breastexams or you're doing, you know,
(32:48):
cervical exams, like you're notsexualizing the body, it's just
the body, it's anatomy.
And so it's separate.
They look at it differently,they look at it differently.
Yeah, that makes sense.
SPEAKER_03 (32:58):
Then it says there's a camera team of 16 to 15 people
around the actors.
One of these is called thescooper.
This is kind of disturbing.
Oh, I don't even want to knowwhat it is.
Scooper stands there with aspoon.
When the girl has any form ofdischarge, he scoops it out
because in the porn world, thenether regions have to be super
clean.
And you know how women have alot of discharge to clean the
vagina.
(33:18):
So there's a scooper.
SPEAKER_02 (33:20):
The scooper for the scoop the scooper and the
fluffer.
You're just waiting down thereto.
Oh, but I got a scoop realquick.
SPEAKER_00 (33:26):
That's so gross.
I wonder where they put it.
Oh, is there like a bucket, likea biohazard bucket?
You know what they do with likethe shots?
SPEAKER_03 (33:34):
Oh my god.
SPEAKER_00 (33:35):
Like a shark's container, but for that's
disgusting.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (33:38):
And then anal scenes, the women cannot eat for
a day.
They have to take Epsom salts toclean themselves and clean their
intestines.
And they have to slowly stretchtheir buttholes with devices.
So that's why these actors getpaid a lot more.
SPEAKER_02 (33:52):
I mean, I do that.
You do that to that extent.
It's really not that hard to dowhat they're talking about.
SPEAKER_00 (33:58):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (33:58):
I feel like they just have to do it more as if
they're more professional aboutit, but it's not I don't do
that.
SPEAKER_01 (34:05):
Do you get asked a lot for anal content?
SPEAKER_02 (34:08):
Um, yes, and no, I just make it myself.
SPEAKER_01 (34:10):
Okay.
SPEAKER_02 (34:11):
So you enjoy it.
SPEAKER_01 (34:12):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (34:12):
I mean, I don't necessarily enjoy it.
It's not my favorite, but it'sfun.
SPEAKER_01 (34:16):
Okay.
SPEAKER_02 (34:17):
I like DP myself sometimes.
SPEAKER_03 (34:19):
So you had mentioned before that you had a friend, a
female friend, that gets happyending massages and she goes to
high-end places like Five StarResorts for a massage, and they
do they do um happy endingmassages.
We posted that clip and no onebelieved us.
A lot of people were like, thisis a lie, this isn't true,
they're professional, masseuses,they would never risk their
(34:40):
license.
SPEAKER_01 (34:40):
Massures.
Massures.
SPEAKER_03 (34:42):
So you correct it multiple times.
But then we started to get a lotof women commenting that they do
it too.
Like, oh, I do it all the time,I've had three, I've had four,
and it happens at five-starresorts.
It happens all the time.
I don't know.
SPEAKER_02 (34:54):
I honestly feel like so.
Me and my old friend, we'restill friends, but we don't hang
out that much.
There's this Thai like massageplace by our personal training
we used to go to.
And um only men come out ofthere, okay?
And we only women work there,and we're pretty freaking sure
because they come out sofreaking happy looking.
Like we have to sit theresometimes after our session and
(35:16):
just watch these men come out,and they're all so happy.
So we bought like uh two twolike uh certificates or whatever
to go.
They never ended up trying itout, but I'm pretty sure that's
what they do.
Hilarious.
SPEAKER_03 (35:29):
But it's funny.
So on this thread, like peoplewere saying, Oh, yeah, you know,
if you want the happy ending asa female, you have to ask for a
male, what is it called?
A masure.
You have to ask for a malemasure, you have to keep your
fingers near the edge of thetable, and if he rubs his legs
against your fingers, then it'son.
And then um you have to thrustyour hips, I guess, to let them
know that that's what you want.
(35:50):
And then a masur actuallycommented and said, Yeah, what I
do is I rub my hard penisagainst her leg to see her
reaction.
And if she grabs me, then thatmeans it's a red, a green light.
Like, isn't that for me?
Someone commented that.
Someone commented that, yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (36:07):
It's so crazy because, like, what if you're
not attracted to this personphysically?
It is kind of again a snype likehits you with his penis on your
leg.
Right.
SPEAKER_01 (36:16):
That's like no, that's assault, you know.
Uh-huh.
It's dangerous.
It is, it's risky.
It's risky to do a feel likethat as a test.
I would not recommend it.
SPEAKER_03 (36:28):
I would not recommend that.
So now it's time for thecelebrity cup where we marinate
in the juices of thecelebrities.
So I want to talk about KimKardashian and her company Skims
coming out with a line ofMerkins, but they're not
Merkins, they're thongs.
Tell me about that.
What is it?
SPEAKER_02 (36:43):
They're thong, they're bush thongs.
So, like where the thong isright here, it's either you get
a straight or a like a bushybush, like a curly bush.
And there's all differentcolors.
Yeah, there's blonde, she's soldout.
Yeah, everything.
She's sold out.
Oh, they're sold out, everycolor.
But what why?
Is it to turn on the men?
I have no idea.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, what are you gonna wear?
What if we wear like a whitedress and then you're you see
(37:03):
the fuzz or whatever you want tocall it?
SPEAKER_01 (37:06):
Or is it like pre-Halloween?
Are people wearing it asHalloween?
I have no idea, but I feel likeit's just something Kim K would
do.
Like it's just Well, or is it aprank?
So recently I was on a boat tripwith some girls, and one of my
girlfriends who's like crazyprankster, jokester, she brought
her Merkin because of coursewe're on a boat, right?
(37:27):
We're in like sailing throughthe islands, and we're the a
bunch of us were laying out onthe top deck of the boat.
And so she puts her littleMerkin in her bikini bottom and
comes upstairs and like, youknow, comes up and is just like
stands next to one of us on theon the day bed, yeah, just
(37:49):
trying to get us to look.
And it's it was, it was justlike her little hair sticking
out of her bikini, and then wewere laughing, we were dying, it
was so funny, and then shepulled it out and it was like ha
ha hee yee.
It was a joke, it was funny.
SPEAKER_02 (37:59):
But so is that is I think now I feel like this is
coming out to be like a fashiontrend.
I feel like it's supposed to belike a fashion trend.
SPEAKER_03 (38:05):
So it's 100% in now to have your hair sticking out
of your bikini?
I don't know, because that nevergonna be me.
It's never gonna be me.
Not gonna be me.
But it's so unattractive.
Like, who think who would dothat?
SPEAKER_01 (38:16):
And who would pay money to create like to buy
that?
Well, and like okay, like have alittle something going on down
there, but to have sticking outlike your bikini is gross.
That to me is gross.
SPEAKER_03 (38:29):
Like, I'm all about having hair down there to make
you look like a woman, right?
But not not sticking out of theside.
SPEAKER_02 (38:34):
Yeah, have you looked them up online yet?
No, oh my god, you have to.
They're scraggly.
Yeah, so there's like astraight.
Yeah, there's a straight one,and then the curly one literally
looks like duck feathers wereattached to this thing.
Yeah, yeah.
They're not like they're notlike crafting duck feathers.
SPEAKER_03 (38:50):
Yeah, they're not like they're like being like,
let's just come up with the mostugliest thing to see how stupid
people are and that they willbuy anything that Kim promotes.
It's literally what it is.
SPEAKER_02 (39:00):
Like, no one, like I was telling you early, no one,
say one of us did this, no onewould buy that.
Be like, what the fuck are youdoing?
Like, why are you I have justKen K.
SPEAKER_01 (39:09):
I haven't heard one good, like rationale reason to
buy this underwear.
SPEAKER_02 (39:17):
I honestly would just kind of just like to look
at it and then probably returnit.
But well, and do you know theprice of the videos like Reels?
SPEAKER_01 (39:25):
What are you selling them for?
SPEAKER_02 (39:26):
I have no idea.
I didn't check because they wereall sold out.
I don't I didn't see the price,it just said out of stock.
But I would bet it's like$30 apair.
SPEAKER_01 (39:35):
Probably more than $30 a year.
SPEAKER_02 (39:38):
Oh, way more than $30.
I would say at least$100.
That's what I was gonna say.
You think oh a hundred bucks.
Oh, absolutely.
SPEAKER_03 (39:46):
We'll have to buy one send it, you can review it.
SPEAKER_02 (39:48):
I would actually be so down.
I would actually be so down.
Oh my god.
SPEAKER_03 (39:52):
Now it's time to get to know you with Zoyo, sponsored
by Zoyo, your neighborhoodyogurt.
If you could pick a card andanswer the question.
SPEAKER_02 (40:04):
Tell us about the time you lost your virginity.
Oh god, mom.
I hope we don't listen to this.
Uh so I was a freshman in highschool and it was the varsity
football player, and we likegrew up together though, but I
(40:24):
got older and apparently we wereattracted to each other, and he
came over and parked in mydriveway, and I came outside,
and I lost my virginity to himin the front of my house.
Oh wow, in the back of his car.
SPEAKER_00 (40:39):
That's such a high school.
Oh, that's such a high school.
SPEAKER_02 (40:44):
I just walked out, did it, and then I got out, and
that was it.
SPEAKER_03 (40:50):
Do you have any other questions?
No, I don't.
Well, thank you so much forjoining us this week at the meat
market, and thank you so much,Kendall.
If you want to score a date withKendall, go to our social media
platforms at Meat Market Podcastand send us a DM.
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We'll see you next week at theMeat Market.
(41:11):
Oh my god, I just totally gotcatfished.
He looks absolutely nothing likehis picture.
SPEAKER_01 (41:16):
So I found out the guy that I've been dating is
married with kids.
His wife just reached out to me.
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