October 15, 2025 • 42 mins
Dating today feels more like project management than romance, and Beau “Big Boner” has the receipts.
From stacked dinner reservations to dodge flakes, to nine-month paternity scares that change everything, Beau brings hilarious, unfiltered stories straight from the front lines of modern dating. A former comic turned sales pro, he’s seen it all—filters, fake “free meal” plays, and the savage truth about what happens when you’re not 6’5”.
We get real about first-date disasters (looking at you, strip clubs), splitting the bill, and why confidence beats cash or clout every time. Under the jokes, Beau's got a simple compass: health, family, money, dog, then love.
🎧 Hit play for laughs, red flags, and the hard truths about why dating feels like a full-time job.
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SPEAKER_03 (00:00):
Oh my god, I just totally got catfished.
He looks absolutely nothing likehis picture.
So I found out the guy that I'vebeen dating is married with
kids.
His wife just reached out to me.
SPEAKER_02 (00:15):
Welcome to the meat market.
The single scene is aslaughterhouse, and we are here
to devour it.
We are your hosts.
I'm Lindsay.
I'm Jess.
And today's sizzling single isBo Bobbier.
Welcome.
SPEAKER_01 (00:25):
Hello.
SPEAKER_02 (00:25):
So that's such a cool name, but what I like even
more is your nickname, BigBoner.
SPEAKER_00 (00:30):
Yes.
SPEAKER_02 (00:30):
How did you get that name from your ex?
SPEAKER_00 (00:33):
I wish.
Kind of kind of the opposite.
It was my because I have thesame name as my dad, and it's
uh, I don't want to sound like alike a douche, it's just Bobier.
What'd you say?
Bobier?
Bobber?
Bobier.
People say it all the time.
SPEAKER_02 (00:46):
So how do you pronounce it?
Bobier?
SPEAKER_00 (00:47):
Bobier.
Oh, I like it.
Bo Bobier.
SPEAKER_02 (00:49):
Oh wow.
SPEAKER_00 (00:50):
Yes, and it uh, well, my dad, we got the same
name, and when he was in highschool, people would be like,
he'd go up to get an award orsomething.
The upper class would be like BoNer, Bo, Ner, Bo, Ner.
And so that's pretty much like Iwas like, big boner, small boner
was taken.
SPEAKER_02 (01:04):
Oh, that's funny.
That's hilarious.
So what you were comedian?
SPEAKER_00 (01:08):
Yeah, that kind of like half and half.
I haven't done it in a bit.
Just because I do uh I'm in likeconsultative sales.
SPEAKER_02 (01:14):
Okay.
SPEAKER_00 (01:14):
Like a pimp, you know.
SPEAKER_02 (01:17):
So when we you were a comedian, did you do stand-up?
SPEAKER_00 (01:19):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (01:20):
And did you have what do you what do they call
them?
Chuckle?
Chuckle bunnies.
Chuckle bunnies.
Did you ever get hit on by a lotof chuckle bunnies?
SPEAKER_00 (01:26):
Yeah, yeah, I had one, and I must have had too
much to drink that night becauseshe like she went up to me and I
was like, damn, this girlactually looks pretty good.
And then so I ended up uhhanging out with her next day
and I was like, holy shit, Imight as well have gone out with
like the hamburger.
SPEAKER_02 (01:38):
Oh my god! So that was a classic case of what is
it, baby goggles?
Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (01:42):
And I was like, it was like I was with one of my
buddies, like, dude, she'sfucking hot.
And then I went golfing with herlike the next day, and I was
like surprised that she was soeager to do it.
And then we did, and I was like,oh fuck.
I was like, how do I get out ofhere?
SPEAKER_02 (01:55):
The regret.
Yeah, I bet you got hit on a lotwhen you were doing comedy
because you're obviously verygood looking.
SPEAKER_00 (02:00):
Oh, yeah, dudes love me.
I'll tell you that.
Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (02:04):
So what was your like what was your comedy
routine?
What did you talk about?
SPEAKER_00 (02:08):
Like, you ever heard of like Mitch Heberg, the
comedian?
No, he's got a lot of likequips, like it's just pretty
much random shit.
Like uh, like a lot of peopleask me about like my ethnicity,
and I'm like, well, I'm likemultiracial, which is a nice way
of saying just my family fucksanything that moves, type of
thing.
So that's hilarious.
It's got a whole my family willfill it.
SPEAKER_03 (02:28):
That's funny.
Do you do like the audienceinteractions where you call
somebody out in the audience andthen make jokes about them?
SPEAKER_00 (02:35):
Not really.
I feel I don't like being a dickto people.
SPEAKER_03 (02:38):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (02:38):
Because I'll be like, if I I don't like
attacking people, that's why alot of it's like
self-deprecating.
All my shit's about me.
SPEAKER_02 (02:45):
I remember I went to the comedy spot here in Old Town
and I walk in and the manager'slike, Oh, I want you to sit
front, row, and center.
And I felt so special and likeflattered.
Guess why?
Because he was making fun of methe whole entire time.
SPEAKER_03 (02:56):
What did he make fun of you about?
I don't know, just everything.
Was that back when you used towear wigs?
Did he make fun of your wig?
SPEAKER_00 (03:04):
You said he told you to sit in the front?
Yeah.
Oh, that's awesome.
He was like target practiceright now.
Basically.
SPEAKER_02 (03:09):
Exactly, yeah.
So funny.
Um, you do sales now.
SPEAKER_00 (03:14):
Yeah.
I sell uh I don't know, I don'twant to put my job all the way
out there, but I just tellpeople like travel.
SPEAKER_01 (03:20):
Okay.
SPEAKER_00 (03:20):
Similar to like a travel agent type deal.
And uh, I mean, a lot of peopleask me if I go on like a cruise
or something like that.
I'm like, I've seen Titanic waytoo many times.
So probably not.
Right.
But uh it's all like phonesales.
Like you guys seen Wolf WallStreet, right?
It's like almost exactly likethat.
Just minus prostitutes anddrugs.
SPEAKER_03 (03:40):
Yeah, that's funny.
So no ladies at work, you're notgonna be able to do it.
SPEAKER_00 (03:43):
Oh no, there are.
I don't shit where I eat though.
SPEAKER_03 (03:44):
No uh okay, good.
SPEAKER_00 (03:45):
Oh no, I'm a big uh but don't worry, daddy's got a
system.
Daddy's got a system.
SPEAKER_02 (03:49):
Wow.
Are you on the dating apps?
SPEAKER_00 (03:54):
Oh, like I said, daddy's got a system.
Absolutely.
I'm all I'm on all of them, evengrinder.
SPEAKER_02 (03:59):
Oh my god! Do you go both ways?
SPEAKER_00 (04:01):
No, no, no.
Grinders grinders for likepeople who like to hustle, you
know, who like to grind who liketo grind in the same area, you
know?
SPEAKER_02 (04:10):
So how come the dating apps aren't working for
you?
SPEAKER_00 (04:13):
Oh, they're awesome.
So like they do work.
Oh, yeah, they work.
I mean, it depends.
Like, if you're not like,because I got a friend who's
like 6'5 and looks like PrinceCharming, and we like compared
hinges, and like I had like twoof them, like two matches that
liked me, and they were like,look like the hamburglar, and
he's got like supermodels.
I'm like, bro, are you fuckingserious?
Like, we're fucking on twodifferent planets here.
(04:33):
That's so funny.
But yeah, so like my system, Igot on, I'm on like all the apps
like Bumble, Facebook, you nameit.
And so I'll get like five or sixgirls, like I'll talk to each of
them, and just naturally, withthe way you know nature goes,
people drop off, like, oh yeah,I can't make it, blah, blah,
blah, the ghost here, the ghostthere.
And then by the time I'vealready made a reservation, like
for the dinner, and so by thetime the last one, one or two
(04:55):
are at the end, then I'm justlike, all right, yeah, yeah,
I'll meet you there or I'll pickyou up, blah, blah, blah.
SPEAKER_03 (04:59):
Smart.
Wait, so you schedule the samedate with multiple women, yes,
and then as they drop off.
So what happens if it's like 30minutes before the date's
supposed to start and you havetwo that are planning on meeting
you?
SPEAKER_00 (05:13):
Do you just I'll just pick ever which one's
hotter?
SPEAKER_02 (05:17):
But we know women are flaky AF.
We have women flaking all thetime.
SPEAKER_00 (05:21):
Exactly why multiple women.
SPEAKER_01 (05:22):
Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_02 (05:23):
That's and they do, they bail last minute, right?
SPEAKER_00 (05:26):
Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (05:26):
Have you ever, has that ever gotten you in trouble?
Have you ever like shown upsomewhere and more than one win
woman shows up, or they'vesomehow like figured it out,
talked to each other?
SPEAKER_00 (05:40):
No, I doubt it.
I just found out about that teaapp where people do that shit.
SPEAKER_03 (05:44):
The are we dating the same guy?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (05:46):
Like I'm seeing this girl pretty recently right now,
like two weeks in, and she'slike, she's like, I thought it
was like because I saw T andshit, and I thought it was like
a uh um like a scam orsomething, something you sign up
and pay for.
And she started showing me allthese people.
I'm like, fuck.
And she's she's like, don'tworry, your name's not on there.
I was like, I'm surprised.
SPEAKER_02 (06:05):
Are you from Arizona?
SPEAKER_00 (06:06):
Yeah, I'm from Payson.
SPEAKER_02 (06:07):
Payson?
Oh, okay, nice.
How long have you been singlefor?
SPEAKER_00 (06:12):
A few years.
I mean, I have likesituationships here and there.
SPEAKER_02 (06:14):
How old are you?
SPEAKER_00 (06:15):
30.
SPEAKER_02 (06:16):
30, okay.
What's your longestrelationship?
SPEAKER_00 (06:19):
Six or seven months.
SPEAKER_02 (06:21):
Really?
So nothing too long term,nothing too long.
SPEAKER_00 (06:23):
No, no.
Yeah, I got a lot of things thatI want on my list.
Woman is probably last.
Really?
SPEAKER_02 (06:27):
But I mean what trumps a woman?
What's on your list about women?
SPEAKER_00 (06:31):
So I don't come from money, so my main goal in life
is money and like have a betterlife for my parents, and my
parents ain't got retirement andshit.
So it goes almost like God,friends and family, health,
money, get a dog, and then womanat the bottom.
SPEAKER_02 (06:43):
Do you want to get married and have kids?
SPEAKER_00 (06:45):
I mean, it's possible.
Like my parents talk about it.
I talk to them, and people askmy mom, they're like, Don't you
want like grandkids or somethinglike that?
And my mom goes, Um, I I justwant him to be happy.
And I tell my dad that my dad'slike, my dad's like, Do you
really believe that shit?
SPEAKER_03 (07:03):
You're an only child.
SPEAKER_00 (07:04):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (07:04):
Oh, so you're the only, you're the only chance.
SPEAKER_00 (07:07):
Yeah, I have nobody to play with growing up, so I
just play with myself.
SPEAKER_02 (07:12):
So, do you have any disaster date stories?
SPEAKER_00 (07:15):
Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (07:15):
You want to hear it?
SPEAKER_00 (07:16):
Oh yeah.
I I'm at the part of my lifewhere if a date goes good, we
get each other's numbers, wefuck, we cheat see each other,
that's cool.
But if it goes bad, that's myfavorite.
SPEAKER_01 (07:26):
Because I like to have fun.
SPEAKER_00 (07:28):
I'll I don't want to spend a day on this earth not
having fun.
For example, oh my god, thisfucking cunt.
I mean, bitch.
Can I can I say can I say cunton here?
unknown (07:36):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (07:36):
In England they say it's a good one.
We'll censor it.
SPEAKER_00 (07:38):
It's fine.
So um I took this girl out to uhit was like an Italian
restaurant downtown, and um shegoes uh I I just had a few like
minor conversations with herover text.
I don't really like it, like thetext because it's not very
personable.
And so we get to the date, andall my dating apps are like
5'11, 6'0.
So then we see each other andshe's like, fuck.
SPEAKER_02 (08:00):
How tall are you?
SPEAKER_00 (08:01):
I'm 5'9.
SPEAKER_03 (08:02):
Okay.
Why do you lie about yourbecause it's like you bait them?
SPEAKER_00 (08:07):
It's like if you have like a I don't know, you
you're saying if you have like asmall dick and it's not big,
then you just never talk aboutit, and then once you get them
in the room, you're like, allright, the too much pressure
now.
SPEAKER_03 (08:18):
And you're like, you're lying, you're lying,
you're lying with the filters.
The women are lying with thefilters on their photos.
SPEAKER_02 (08:23):
So let's be clear, would a lot of women go out with
him if he said five nine?
You know how women are everytime we interview women, they
say, I need a guy to be at leastsix foot tall.
SPEAKER_00 (08:31):
Oh my god, you gotta hear.
I was so I take a lot ofscreenshots on Hinge.
I I just love to, and I sendthem to my friends or I'll post
them on my story on Insta.
This woman was a Starbucksbarista, a fucking barista.
And you you scroll down and itsays, You should not go out with
me if you're five nine or under.
And I'm like, Jesus Christ.
SPEAKER_02 (08:49):
Oh my gosh.
SPEAKER_00 (08:50):
I'm like a fucking barista out here thinks that
they deserve a lot, you know?
SPEAKER_02 (08:55):
So okay, so you meet this girl.
Yeah, she sees you a five-nine.
SPEAKER_00 (08:58):
Yeah, and so I mean, I could kind of see on the face,
she's like, fuck.
And so we go to the date, westart talking, and I thought she
was kind of nervous at first.
Like when she talks, she goes,Yeah, so um, I know you really
don't like um talking and text.
Why is that?
And I tell her, I'm like, I'mjust you know, more and so like
want to talk in person, thingslike that.
And um, she kept going.
(09:20):
And I saw that her father hadlike passed away like three or
four months before.
And so obviously, I understandthat that's like a part of it.
But she keeps talking, she goes,you know, I mean, in a kind of a
way, I know you know that myfather passed away, but I'm kind
of using you.
And I was like, You just fuckedup.
I was like, You fucked up sobad, you have no idea.
(09:42):
So uh basically the rest of theday is me one like just fucking
around with her.
So I like to go, I like to makejokes a lot whenever I'm on
dates.
And so I was talking to her andI go, uh, I'm like, so what was
your GPA in high school?
I graduated with 1.5, and shegoes, I had like uh 3.9, 4.0.
A lot of uh a lot pretty mucheverybody liked me in school,
(10:03):
and I'm like, this fuckingcondescending bitch.
And so basically, I like to makescenes too.
Like if you fucking annoy me, orI know that there'll never be a
second date, so I'm gonna get mymoney's worth.
Like, you think you're getting afree dinner tonight?
No, no, you will earn thisdinner.
SPEAKER_01 (10:18):
You will earn this dinner.
SPEAKER_00 (10:19):
I'm like, you will earn this fucking dinner.
And so I I uh she was drinkingwine.
I'm like, wow, you've beendrinking that wine pretty fast.
Would you like five more to go?
She's like, uh no.
I'm like, waiter, it's fuckingand she goes, no, no, no, and
I'm like, okay.
I'm like, I'm just racking upthe exchange rate right there
with like those little like no,just because you I like
embarrassing people, I'll alwaysone up somebody.
(10:40):
And I'll ask her like questionslike, so what are your thoughts
on slavery?
And she's like, that it's wrong,and I'm like, well, I mean
slavery, indentured servitude,who fucking cares?
And then then I'll be like, Soif we fuck, I don't really want
kids, you know.
So would you be willing to getan abortion?
And she's like, um, no.
And I'm like, interesting.
Okay, and then we just likecarry on the rest of the date.
(11:02):
And I mean, she didn't walk out,so she earned her meal.
SPEAKER_02 (11:04):
I'm actually kind of surprised.
I'm surprised.
Well, I'm surprised you didn'twalk out when she said she was
using you.
Did she actually say she wasusing you?
SPEAKER_00 (11:12):
I'm surprised you stayed and you oh my god, like I
said, even in my head, if youlike were to see in my head,
it'd be like, Welcome to thefucking show.
Like, welcome to the fuckingshow.
SPEAKER_01 (11:21):
He's like, it's on the sun, bring it.
SPEAKER_00 (11:25):
That game, I I like to play games.
And so you're basically playinglike who's gonna get up first,
type of thing.
And I know that she will get upbefore I do.
SPEAKER_02 (11:34):
And she didn't, so she stayed.
So how did it end?
Like, was that awkward?
SPEAKER_00 (11:38):
I mean, if I'm having fun, I don't really care.
SPEAKER_02 (11:40):
So did you say I'd like to do this again sometime?
SPEAKER_00 (11:43):
I'll be like, Yeah, I have fun.
But then when we walk out, um,I'll be uh I'll just say to her,
So uh, do you mind if I walkinto your car?
I'll still even be respectful atthat point.
It's almost like after you playa game with somebody, you're
like, good game, good game,respect.
SPEAKER_02 (11:55):
That is hilarious.
SPEAKER_00 (11:57):
Um, no, it's fine.
I'll walk.
SPEAKER_03 (11:58):
Oh my god.
She must have really needed afree a free meal.
Yeah.
Why?
Where so where's your go-toplace?
Because obviously, for somethinglike that, you don't want to
take a girl somewhere that'ssuper, super high end, that's
gonna be super expensive, right?
SPEAKER_00 (12:14):
Sometimes I do.
SPEAKER_03 (12:15):
Do you?
Okay.
That probably actually adds tothe show a little bit, doesn't
it?
If it turns into a show.
Doing it at Ruth Curris?
Exactly.
SPEAKER_00 (12:24):
I mean, the place I yeah, I mean, the place I took
her to wasn't that like nice,but I talked to people or some
girls.
Like if I want to go somewhere,I'm like, oh, I've never been to
this place, I'll just take adate.
And so apps and then the bowsystem.
Like the bow system is like anacronym.
It's B for be a gentleman, E forengage physically, then A is all
in, then U is unattached.
SPEAKER_02 (12:43):
I just noticed your t-shirt.
Did you get that made?
SPEAKER_00 (12:46):
Yes, yes.
Yes, there's a few people thatwear this.
SPEAKER_02 (12:50):
Oh my god.
Have you ever gone out with aScotstyle girl?
SPEAKER_00 (12:53):
Yes.
SPEAKER_02 (12:53):
How are Scottsdale girls different?
SPEAKER_00 (12:55):
They like money, firstly.
So this is this is another storythat I like to.
I didn't even go on the datewith her, but when people like
to try and take advantage ofother people, I think there
should be some sort ofpunishment, if you want to use
that word.
It might be too might be toohard.
SPEAKER_03 (13:09):
Repercussions.
Is the better word.
SPEAKER_00 (13:12):
So this girl, um, I want to take her to like a lower
end place.
I can't even remember her name.
Okay, now I do.
So um I it was like a lower,maybe like the Italiano or
something like that.
And she goes, uh, she has to goto the global ambassador.
And I'm like, fucking cunt, liketrying to take take advantage of
(13:33):
my money.
I'm like, I work with and you'rejust trying to waste it away.
And so I was like, okay, I seewhat we're doing here.
And so I just talked to her fora week.
We like casual conversationstill on the apps.
And I'm like, okay, so I toldher I'd pick her up, and then
I'd be like, okay, you ready togo?
Then ghost out like a light.
SPEAKER_03 (13:51):
I'm surprised you didn't get thrown on the are we
dating the same guy.
I need for that.
That's what I'm saying.
I have that too.
Because that's normally whatwomen that's usually like some a
storyline similar to that is thereason why most guys get posted
on that.
SPEAKER_00 (14:05):
I mean, she was pretty hot, so she probably
found somebody.
So and the app wasn't that bigat the time.
Right.
SPEAKER_02 (14:09):
So you ghosted her.
Did she message you?
Hey, where are you?
Hey.
SPEAKER_00 (14:12):
No, no, you just delete her off the app.
SPEAKER_02 (14:14):
Oh, you did.
Oh, how funny.
SPEAKER_00 (14:16):
Easy.
Easy peasy.
SPEAKER_02 (14:18):
So you said you like goofy hot girls?
SPEAKER_00 (14:21):
Yes.
SPEAKER_02 (14:21):
Are there any hot girls out there that are goofy
nowadays?
SPEAKER_00 (14:24):
No, I might as well just said I wanted to win the
Powerball, basically.
That's what I should have justsaid.
Yeah, I mean it exists every nowand then, but like I said,
money's always.
I'll be with a girl and I'lljust think, man, like after we
have sex, I'm like, fuck, how doI get out of here?
I need to go to work, I gotta dothis.
I got so many things I need todo on my mind.
But but yeah, I mean I amrespectful to like girls who are
(14:45):
nice.
Like there was a girl I took outthree three or four weeks ago, I
think.
I'm a serial dater, if you guysdon't know already.
But we had a it was like fun.
I could just tell she wasn'tlike into it, she was nice, and
she had like a happy trail, andI was fuck.
I was like, shit, fuck.
I was like, I don't want this.
(15:07):
Was that an ick?
A happy trail on a woman?
Oh no, I love it.
SPEAKER_02 (15:10):
Wait, is that like on the belly button?
SPEAKER_00 (15:12):
Yes, hair?
That's what men have.
SPEAKER_02 (15:14):
So why couldn't you have just shaved it for her?
SPEAKER_00 (15:17):
Made it turned into something can be like it just it
ruins the you know, what is it?
One bad, one bad apple ruins thebunch.
SPEAKER_03 (15:23):
Yeah, it's just fucking Oh, that's hilarious.
Oh my god.
So how many, how many do youwould you say you have like a
roster?
Do you have regulars that youcommunicate with or go out with?
Or are you more into just likenew new chase, new girls?
SPEAKER_00 (15:43):
I like new girls.
I think I'm the type of guy thatneeds to be swept off their
feet.
Because, for example, like Ilike taking care of a woman if I
needed to.
I haven't found one yet.
But if I need somebody thatwould convince me that there is
no reason to leave you.
Which I mean, the dating pool isjust getting worse and worse
(16:04):
every fucking day.
So, like my mother's a primeexample.
Like my mom's the best mom inthe world, so it kind of ruins
women for you.
Because if I had a horrible mom,I'd be trying to look for a
woman to just and you just takeanybody.
Right.
But anybody who doesn't hold thesame status as her print can
pretty much get fucked at thatpoint.
SPEAKER_03 (16:20):
So what's your what does your perfect woman look
like?
Sophie Cunningham, maybe in thelooks department, but what does
she have to have?
What would she have to have, orwhat would she have to bring to
the table for you to say, okay,I'm done with everybody else.
SPEAKER_02 (16:36):
What would it take for a woman to land big bono?
SPEAKER_00 (16:40):
I like that.
I like that question.
I love that question.
You could say it again.
I'd never get tired of it.
Um to land me, it would be youjust have to be very interested.
Very interested, like, oh mygosh, this first of all, she'd
have to be funny, which that'sonly like an ugly girl trait.
So she would have to have beenugly and then like.
SPEAKER_03 (17:02):
Hey, we're funny.
Did you ever have an ugly facethough?
I don't think so.
SPEAKER_00 (17:09):
You never know the kind of work people get done
nowadays.
SPEAKER_02 (17:13):
So she'd also need to have a thick skin, I can
imagine.
You seem like the kind of guythat likes to, you know, poke
fun and kind of like a few.
SPEAKER_00 (17:19):
Oh, yeah, I like to press buttons until I find the
red one.
SPEAKER_02 (17:22):
And so do you think you're scared of commitment?
Do you think you have a little fcommitment phobe?
SPEAKER_00 (17:27):
No, I'm just more of a an efficiency person.
So, like if somebody wasbeneficial to my life, I would
find a reason to keep you in it,just straight up.
And if you're costing me moneyand you're not doing any way,
shape, or form to help me getmore money or something.
Because like my parents ain'teven got my dad ain't got no
retirement, so my main goal ismy family.
I like hanging out with myfriends, money, health, dog, you
(17:49):
know, the whole thing.
SPEAKER_02 (17:50):
And do you like a woman that plays hard to get?
It seems like you might like thechase.
You might like a woman whodoesn't treat you so well.
SPEAKER_00 (17:57):
It's like you can't make me chase too much, but not
too little.
It's gotta be almost likepayful.
Like if I like if I seemuninterested, you gotta come
back.
Like that type of thing.
SPEAKER_02 (18:07):
Do you date older women?
SPEAKER_00 (18:09):
Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (18:09):
I I can tell that I think it'd be better with an
older woman because they cantake the crowd, they can fight
back too.
SPEAKER_00 (18:14):
Yeah.
But I mean like they want to,you know, settle down pretty
quickly.
SPEAKER_03 (18:20):
That's true.
SPEAKER_00 (18:20):
So like there was this girl I dated, she was like
38, I think, off of hinge.
And we we found similarinterests.
Like she liked to gamble andstuff like that, but she was
just a raging bitch.
And so we were watching um UFCone time, and this is how I
knew, because I'm still like I'malways cautious.
I'm still kind of like settingout like probe feelers, and
we're watching UFC, and it washer and her friend, and then the
(18:44):
friend's boyfriend, and we'rewatching it, and I heard her in
the background uh when HenrySujuto was fighting, and they
were like arguing.
She's like, Yeah, I fucked him,or it was it was something like
that.
Like, fucked him, and I go,You're willing to say that when
I'm fucking sitting right here,like and I can hear you.
Wow.
I'm like, so I'm just gonna I'mgonna have fun with this until
you get tired of it.
And so there was like I keptbanging her for like a month or
(19:07):
two, and then there got to apoint where she really wanted me
to like ask her to like beofficial, and so I was like, I
don't know, I'm not ready.
And so we woke up and I think II kissed her and I I just felt
that it was no more.
And so then I just never saidit, like said anything again.
I might have said like a textmessage here or there, and there
was like not really a response,but yeah, and then it was done.
SPEAKER_02 (19:29):
So besides happy trails, what are your deal
breakers?
Besides happy trails.
SPEAKER_00 (19:36):
My deal breakers.
I mean, being like a bitch tothe waitress, like, can I have
some more chips, porfavoir?
Like shit like that.
Like, no, I think I'm good.
And you're gonna with girls thatcome for money.
I mean, you never see poor girlscome for money or poor hot girls
come for money.
So, I mean, a lot of them tendto be bitches.
You find a good one every nowand then.
(19:58):
Like, I have friends who'vehooked up with girls that come
for money who are nice people,but other than that, no.
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SPEAKER_02 (20:32):
So have you ghosted many other women?
Or just like not shown up or notshown up?
SPEAKER_00 (20:38):
No, I've never done that.
Like I said, because some ofthese reservations I make, I
gotta pay for.
SPEAKER_03 (20:42):
That's the thing with reservations now.
When you're at when you'remaking reservations at nicer
places, it is you have to putyour credit card information
down.
And if you don't show up, it'slike a$25 per person that they
charge you if you don't show.
SPEAKER_00 (20:55):
And sometimes like I have a friend, uh, one of my
supervisors at work, she goes,she goes, Bo, you're talking to
these girls on the apps.
What if you show up and theydon't look anything like their
pictures?
And I'm like, well, I'll getblacked out drunk.
I'm like, I do that, like I'vedone that many times.
SPEAKER_03 (21:09):
Do you find that that happens a lot?
You show up and they don't looklike their pictures.
SPEAKER_00 (21:14):
Like 50-50.
SPEAKER_03 (21:16):
50-50.
Do you FaceTime first?
Are you like a hey, let'sFaceTime or let's have a phone
call first?
Or is it just like a surpriseevery time?
SPEAKER_00 (21:23):
Not really, because I also want to I want to have
like an adventure in theseplaces that I set reservations
to.
I do want to go to.
And um, so my ADD.
SPEAKER_02 (21:36):
Oh have you ever cheated on a woman?
SPEAKER_00 (21:40):
Uh no, because the relationship didn't last that
long for me to cheat, but shedefinitely cheated.
Like there was a time I wasdating this girl for like this
was actually the lastrelationship.
I think it might have justscared me to death.
So we uh we dated.
I remember because it was fromthe same town that we were in,
and so she basically cheated.
(22:01):
I can't like prove it, but shehad sex with me the day of and
then broke up with me at thelike right after, you know, just
get one last in.
And then she had sex with her exthat she got back with the same
day, and we're from the sametown.
So there was a discrepancy fornine months on who the father
was.
So yeah, I got to live in thatkind of stress.
SPEAKER_02 (22:22):
Are you serious?
So she got pregnant and when shehad the babies that when you did
the paternity test?
There was no paternity test, butthe kid came out with blonde
hair and blue eyes, and I waslike, But weren't you stressing
for the longest time?
SPEAKER_00 (22:34):
Yeah, I had my bags packed, I was ready to go to
Mexico.
No child support for daddy here,I'll tell you that.
SPEAKER_02 (22:40):
So, what are your hobbies?
What do you do for fun?
SPEAKER_00 (22:42):
I do a lot.
I I think of my life as a movie,and like if my life was a movie,
would I want to watch it?
So I'm constantly doingsomething, whether it be like I
like to do jujitsu, kickboxing,or I like to uh play poker over
at the casino, or somebody callsme, like, hey man, you want to
go to the bar?
Like, I don't give a fuck.
If the bar's in a ghetto, I'llfucking go.
I just like to have an adventureall the time.
SPEAKER_02 (23:03):
Um, and one last question Do you have any crazy
unique talents or unique factabout yourself that not many
people know?
SPEAKER_00 (23:09):
I have a special talent.
Is that the same?
SPEAKER_02 (23:11):
What is your special talent?
SPEAKER_00 (23:13):
I can read a fourth grade level.
SPEAKER_01 (23:14):
Wow.
SPEAKER_00 (23:16):
Or I can uh do this.
SPEAKER_01 (23:19):
What?
Yeah Can I do that again?
SPEAKER_00 (23:25):
I make sure to have sex with the girl before I do
that.
SPEAKER_03 (23:27):
Were you a hockey?
Were you a hockey player?
SPEAKER_00 (23:29):
No, no.
When I was in high school, I gotin a fight with the concrete.
Oh we used to play on these minihoops, and I went up with the
hoops were like six foot, soeverybody could just fucking
slam and jam on them.
So I went up and I got blocked,and somehow I spun all the way
around and went face first intothe concrete.
Wow.
SPEAKER_02 (23:44):
Is that freaking hard?
That's crazy.
SPEAKER_00 (23:46):
I mean, it honestly didn't hurt as bad as you think.
Like the dentist was likeplaying with my nerves.
He's like, You feel that?
And I was like, No.
And he goes, Yeah, most peoplewould be jumping out of the
fucking chair if I was doingthat.
SPEAKER_03 (23:55):
Wow, that's crazy.
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Um, so this is a post and it isa guy asking for advice from the
(24:20):
public.
So I want to hear what you guysthink first before I read my
favorite response.
Um so he says, I just packed forVegas when my wife hits me with
I just got my period.
Now I'm debating, do I drop twogrand to be bunkmates at the
Bellagio with no action andoverpriced room service or fake
a work emergency and let hertake one of her single friends
(24:43):
instead?
Married guys will get it.
Single people don't judge.
What would you do?
SPEAKER_00 (24:48):
Wait, this is a woman?
SPEAKER_03 (24:49):
It's a man.
I think that's a woman.
Who is gonna take his wife toVegas for the weekend, but then
she gets her period right beforethey're going.
SPEAKER_00 (24:56):
Take your friend.
SPEAKER_02 (24:57):
No, that's a douched nugget response because when
you're married, your bestfriend, you have fun together,
and you go not just to have sex,you're going to enjoy Vegas
together and do other thingsbesides having sex.
SPEAKER_00 (25:08):
Well, if it was my wife, she would be cool with me
taking my buddy.
SPEAKER_02 (25:11):
What?
You would take your buddy?
SPEAKER_00 (25:12):
I mean, it's almost like my friends are like family
to me, so it's I guess I don'thave any siblings.
So it's almost like a brotherthat I would take.
SPEAKER_02 (25:18):
So it's a deal breaker if your wife's on her
period to travel together.
SPEAKER_00 (25:22):
No, not necessarily.
SPEAKER_02 (25:22):
Why do I need her if she's if she's not good to put
out?
She's just here for her to openher.
SPEAKER_00 (25:27):
Depends how much you're left.
If you're out of therelationship, it's like I'm
bringing my buddy.
If you're still in it, maybe youcan do that and like thank God
that you don't have another kidon the way.
SPEAKER_03 (25:34):
So what do you what do you think?
The I I I agree with you.
And the my the response, theresponse is similar to what you
said, Lindsay.
Yeah, you should probably backout and let her take someone who
views her as a person ratherthan a whole that is out of
service.
So true.
SPEAKER_02 (25:53):
That's hilarious.
SPEAKER_03 (25:54):
That's funny.
SPEAKER_02 (25:54):
So we're gonna discuss.
We asked our followers and ourlisteners where not to take
someone on a first date.
Thank you, everyone, whoresponded.
So, where do you think youshould never take someone on the
first date?
Wendy's?
Wendy's, really.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (26:07):
I mean, maybe if you like you tell them, I want to go
to Wendy's, we'll just pick upsome food and then go walk the
park or something.
Hopefully it's not July inPhoenix.
SPEAKER_02 (26:16):
But aren't they supposed to have really good
frosties?
Yeah, they're frosties.
I've never tried them, but withthe French fries in the
frosties, I've heard that'sreally good.
SPEAKER_00 (26:23):
I mean you could take them to uh what is it
called?
Don't take them to a strip club.
I know people who've actuallydone that.
SPEAKER_02 (26:28):
That is true.
Probably not.
Depends on what kind ofrelationship you're looking for,
though, right?
Depends on what kind of date youwant.
SPEAKER_00 (26:34):
I mean, if you want a unicorn in your relationship,
that's the woman for you.
SPEAKER_02 (26:37):
Right, exactly.
So I me personally, I knowthere's a long list, but I think
a buffet, like an all-you caneat buffet, that to me is like
at the bottom of the list.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (26:45):
Like, oh no, I had a guy take me to Fogo to Chow once
on a date.
SPEAKER_02 (26:49):
Isn't that kind of like an upscale meat buffet?
Or you can eat meat.
I thought you would like that,Jess.
Or you can eat sausage in yourface.
SPEAKER_03 (26:58):
But you said you weren't impressed?
SPEAKER_02 (27:00):
No.
SPEAKER_03 (27:01):
Okay.
Not my cup of tea.
My gosh.
SPEAKER_00 (27:03):
Did you at least put out on the first date?
SPEAKER_03 (27:05):
I did not.
I did not.
I did not.
SPEAKER_00 (27:07):
So you didn't like you didn't put out at all?
Mm-mm.
Yeah, my condolences to a fallensoldier.
My condolences.
SPEAKER_02 (27:13):
She said ciao.
Fucking chow.
Okay, so where so this is whatthe our followers and listeners
had to say.
The movies came up a lot becauseyou really can't get to know
someone on a movie, right?
During a movie.
Strip club, that came up a lot.
Um, your house.
That's kind of dodgy, right?
SPEAKER_03 (27:29):
It is.
Do you ever invite girls over toyour house for dates?
SPEAKER_00 (27:32):
No, I've been invited over to their house,
though.
SPEAKER_03 (27:34):
Have you from the apps?
Yeah.
Like before you've ever met themin person.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Those are the things.
I mean, I do that.
SPEAKER_00 (27:39):
I send my location to all of my friends.
SPEAKER_03 (27:41):
Right?
Seriously.
SPEAKER_00 (27:42):
I go, I could get murdered.
SPEAKER_03 (27:43):
That and that's that's risky for a woman to put
yourself out there like this.
SPEAKER_02 (27:48):
It is very I would never, would you ever?
No.
That's so dangerous.
SPEAKER_00 (27:52):
I know somebody got tricked by an escort doing that.
SPEAKER_03 (27:54):
Oh, I could see that.
Yeah.
I could see that.
I could see it's it's dangerouson both sides, I guess.
Because like my house is my safespace.
So like, why would I want toinvite somebody that I don't
know?
Yeah.
But then also, yeah, I can see,I guess I've heard online like
guys go over and then prettysoon like their watch is stolen
and they're all the cash out oftheir wallet and stuff.
SPEAKER_02 (28:13):
Or how like if someone comes over and you don't
like them, how do you get rid ofthem?
I know.
You know, without sounding rudeand kicking them out.
SPEAKER_00 (28:20):
I feel like the guy will always probably want to
leave most of the time.
SPEAKER_03 (28:23):
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, I sound rude and kick peopleout of my house.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm too nice and too simpleperforming.
Yeah.
And then, well, I'm going tobed, so I'm gonna need everyone
to leave.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (28:33):
Yeah.
A secluded location, fast foodcame up a lot.
Um, to meet the family.
SPEAKER_00 (28:38):
That's hardcore.
SPEAKER_02 (28:39):
You know what came up?
That's hardcore.
Right?
Meaning the family on the firstdate.
Dang.
SPEAKER_00 (28:43):
Maybe we should maybe trying to get something
going with the mom, too, orsomething like that.
SPEAKER_02 (28:48):
This one came up a lot, which surprised me.
A funeral.
Like, who would ever think totake someone to a funeral on a
first date?
Isn't that weird?
SPEAKER_00 (28:54):
Grieve.
SPEAKER_02 (28:55):
Like, so many people said that.
SPEAKER_00 (28:57):
Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac.
SPEAKER_02 (29:00):
What?
So that's why people say.
A generic bar?
Like, why is that bad?
Go get a drink at a generic bar.
There's nothing wrong.
I think that's better than an oreat buffet.
SPEAKER_03 (29:12):
Does generic bar meaning probably like a dive
bar, maybe?
Like.
SPEAKER_00 (29:15):
I mean, what's the fuck's wrong with that?
SPEAKER_03 (29:17):
I know, right?
Or does it mean like a chilies?
Maybe.
SPEAKER_02 (29:20):
Even chilies, but who cares?
I don't know.
Nightclub, that's true becauseit's so loud you can't really
get to know each other.
Hey, really nice to see you.
Oh, so pretty.
SPEAKER_03 (29:29):
Unless you like like the DJ or something, like unless
you're into me house.
SPEAKER_02 (29:33):
So how does you get to know each other?
Isn't that the point of a firstdate to see if you want to go on
a second date?
That's true.
SPEAKER_00 (29:39):
That's true.
Because at least if you take herto a comedy and she laughs, if
she doesn't laugh at most of it,you're like, you probably don't
even think this shit's funny.
SPEAKER_02 (29:44):
Exactly.
Fuck the someone said, I got aninvitation to be flown to a
small island off the coast in aseaplane once.
The guy was in tech, but he gothis pilot's license as a hobby.
Was it a outsounded sketchy AI?
That is why would you get in asmall plane with someone?
I remember.
Someone wanted to go on a firstdate with me and he had a lot of
money, and he's like, I'm gonnasend my private jet to pick you
(30:04):
up and we'll go to the Moldives.
And I really have always wantedto go to the Moldives.
I was so tempted, but I didn'tknow if I like this guy.
And so I called my friend, I'mlike, is he gonna wanna, is he
gonna want me to put out if Igo?
She's like, fuck out! And again,what if he was a freaking
creeper?
Then you're stuck in the molddives a bit.
SPEAKER_00 (30:21):
If no woman wanted me to do that, I would put out
100%.
I'm gonna put it out eight timesin an hour.
SPEAKER_02 (30:26):
The big the big boner would be on show.
On show.
That's hilarious.
Coffee came up a lot.
I don't get this.
Why is coffee something youshouldn't do on a first date?
I like coffee for a first date.
I do too.
It's quick and easy, an easyescape.
SPEAKER_03 (30:40):
But a girl's not gonna put out.
So if you're trying to get laidon a first date, that's coffee.
You're not gonna get laid out.
SPEAKER_00 (30:46):
She would have to be so beautiful and so good in
conversation through textingthat I would be like, okay, I'll
do it.
I'll sacrifice it.
Settle for coffee.
SPEAKER_02 (30:52):
Well, and we've had this conversation before.
A lot of women don't like coffeebecause it's not extravagant
enough.
It's like if they're not willingto spend a lot of money.
SPEAKER_00 (30:58):
Yeah, I want to go to bourbon and balance.
Right.
SPEAKER_02 (31:03):
Gym came up a lot.
The gym on a first date.
That's kind of stupid.
Like, aren't you supposed to getto it?
SPEAKER_00 (31:07):
No, I mean if you want a fit girl, you want to
breed D1 athletes, why not?
SPEAKER_02 (31:10):
I guess.
SPEAKER_00 (31:10):
Because if she sucks, you're gonna be like, I'm
sorry, your hand-eyecoordination, none of it's up to
par.
unknown (31:15):
It's not gonna work.
SPEAKER_02 (31:16):
You know what came up a lot that you like doing on
a first day is hiking.
Because people say that if it'sa trail that isn't populated, if
it's a trail that's kind ofsecluded, it could be dangerous.
Wasn't there a girl inScottsdale that got killed
hiking a couple years ago inlike North Scottsdale?
On a date.
I don't think it was a date.
SPEAKER_00 (31:31):
Like, did she fall from the heat and die murder?
SPEAKER_02 (31:33):
No, though, he was like following her, remember?
I thought, anyways, I don'tremember.
Concerts was something youshould never do because you
can't hear, can't get to knoweach other.
Anywhere private, the woods.
SPEAKER_00 (31:46):
Um, let's go out in the woods.
I would love to uh show you someof my force.
SPEAKER_02 (31:54):
Um, someone said, none of my favorite spots in
case it goes bad.
I usually have a designated spotjust for dates.
I have done that, and then youfeel like you can't go back.
SPEAKER_00 (32:03):
Well, I I do it though, and it wasn't even like
I saw this girl who worked atChipotle, and she was like
really hot.
And I was surprised.
I'm like, how is she here atChipotle?
She must be a good personbecause she's not working real
estate or a bottle service girl.
And so I asked her for a number,and I'll never do this again.
Not because of the reason thatyou're probably thinking of, but
(32:23):
I asked her and she goes, Well,I have a boyfriend, which I
completely understand, but shecould have been full of shit,
who knows?
And so um, that hurt me deep,more so because I mean I have to
go see her every day, and so Ikind of just ignore it.
But also, if you get shot downby somebody who works at
Chipotle, that fucking hurtsyou.
For example, if you wereapplying at a job and the job uh
(32:45):
you're yeah, I applied to be adoctor.
Like, yeah, you don't even havethe credentials, get the fuck
out of here.
But if you like apply it toMcDonald's, like, bro, they hire
everybody.
What are you talking about?
SPEAKER_02 (32:55):
Well, maybe she did have a boyfriend.
Maybe she would have beeninterested in you had she not
been in a relationship, butshe's being respectful.
SPEAKER_00 (33:01):
Yeah, it's very true.
SPEAKER_03 (33:02):
But yeah, but but then if you keep going to the
same Chipotle, you feel likeeventually she's gonna be like,
hey, broke up with my boyfriend.
SPEAKER_00 (33:09):
Yeah, that's very true.
I'm waiting on that day still.
I go to that Chipotle every day,which is why like every day I
eat the same thing.
SPEAKER_03 (33:15):
And she still works there?
Yeah.
Is that awkward?
SPEAKER_00 (33:18):
Ever since I asked her that, I mean, I'm just
trying to ignore it, even likethough she like makes the food.
Every time I go in there, she'snot there.
And then when I start to grab myfood and walk away, I sometimes
I look back and I see her goback up to the lots.
SPEAKER_01 (33:32):
She needs to be coming and she's like, fuck, I'm
not here.
SPEAKER_00 (33:36):
I'm just like, just please, just make this easy.
Just please, I'll just get myfood and go.
SPEAKER_02 (33:41):
Someone said, take her to eat.
And if she orders a salad, getup right away and walk out.
Go find a real woman.
You need a a real woman.
Do you get turned off if a womanorders a salad on a date?
SPEAKER_00 (33:52):
Fuck no, she's saving me money.
SPEAKER_03 (33:53):
I was gonna say, I'm offended because sometimes I
like a salad for dinner.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (33:57):
I've had girls that use me for um like free meals.
But you can tell though, becausethey're not interested in the
date and they're very you givethem, they give you one-word
answers when they're done, andthen at the end, this is where I
like to play games too.
So they try and use me for afree meal, like they'll take a
few bites and I eat a lot.
So when I asked the um the guyfor a check, this one the lady
(34:19):
did walk out, and she goes, uh,can I get a box to go?
And I go, No, it's fine, I'llfinish it.
And so she was like, I was like,No, I'm serious, I'm hungry.
I not I'm not uh my parentsraised me to not waste food.
And she was like, I'm gonnaleave.
And she did leave.
She just got up there.
Yeah, yeah, she did leave.
That's like the one.
SPEAKER_02 (34:39):
True colors.
SPEAKER_00 (34:40):
Yes.
She had balls though.
She had balls though, she didn'tsuccumb to the pressure.
SPEAKER_02 (34:44):
So is that the only girl that's ever walked out on
you?
SPEAKER_00 (34:46):
Yes.
SPEAKER_03 (34:46):
Wow.
Have you ever do you ever makethe joke about like asking them
to pay or pay half the bill?
Is that ever something that youNo?
SPEAKER_00 (34:55):
I've never done that.
Wait, honestly, if a girl asksto pay half, that's where I'm
like, oh wow, nice.
But I've also been on so manydates where if the girl asks to
pay half, they're usually notinterested.
SPEAKER_02 (35:06):
Yeah, that is true.
Did you go to college?
SPEAKER_00 (35:08):
I went to community college.
Might as well say no college.
SPEAKER_02 (35:14):
Um, don't go anywhere where your wife can see
you.
unknown (35:17):
Oh my god, that's funny.
SPEAKER_02 (35:18):
Um, someone said a sewage disposal plant, but if
she was hot, I'd go with her.
SPEAKER_03 (35:23):
Why would you go there for a date?
But it's true.
SPEAKER_00 (35:26):
I feel like if you want to get used to this the
smell of sex.
SPEAKER_02 (35:28):
I think the the point he was trying to make was
if she's good looking, I don'tcare where it is, I'll go with
her.
Which is kind of true.
If there's someone that you'reinterested in and you're
attracted to them, really youcould sit on the curb of a
street and have a good time,right?
SPEAKER_00 (35:39):
Yes.
SPEAKER_02 (35:40):
I mean, it doesn't really matter where you are.
Um Can I ask you something?
SPEAKER_00 (35:44):
Have you guys noticed the epidemic of fake
titties like everywhere?
Like there every girl now hasfake tits.
SPEAKER_01 (35:50):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (35:50):
It's crazy.
Like I went on a date with agirl with fake boobs, and in her
Instagram, the uh the bio waslike proverbs, like Peter or
something, which is a proverbthat was about vanity.
SPEAKER_03 (36:01):
Yeah.
Well, there was remember howmany years ago was it that it
that was like the thing thatparents were getting their
daughters boob jobs for theirhigh school girls.
That was creepy to me.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (36:12):
That's insane.
SPEAKER_03 (36:13):
Like, and I don't know if it's just here because
we're in Scottsdale and it's sovain, like everybody's so vain
here or what that it's just likea thing.
SPEAKER_02 (36:21):
But isn't it kind of trending downwards now?
Like I know a lot of people areremoving them.
Yeah, for that.
And I think flat boobs arecoming back in because butts are
in now.
Oh, is that what it is?
That's a horrible bottom pantsinstead of buttons.
SPEAKER_00 (36:33):
I wish that guy died.
The guy who invented BBLs.
I really do.
SPEAKER_02 (36:36):
But I read that now there's they start to leak and
it smells really, really bad.
SPEAKER_03 (36:42):
It stinks.
Well, that's what uh I think itwas Cart, was it Cardi B's ex
said that he broke up with herbecause was it Stefan Diggs that
said this?
That's he broke up with her andhe said because her BBL stunk so
bad.
Like, what does it smell of?
SPEAKER_00 (36:55):
I wouldn't know.
When I find out, I will tellyou.
I don't go out with that type ofwoman.
SPEAKER_03 (36:59):
Like, I'm not sure what it smells like, but it must
smell bad because he publiclysaid, people die from that.
They do.
SPEAKER_00 (37:05):
And honestly, if you're if you're going into that
operation and you do die,there's no sadness for me.
Because like you shouldn't bedoing that anyways.
SPEAKER_02 (37:14):
Yeah.
And they look ridiculous.
I'm sorry, you see these womenthat uh are like they just look,
you can set a glass on there.
SPEAKER_03 (37:19):
It's like a bug's life.
It's like the ants with the bigbutts and the skinny legs.
SPEAKER_00 (37:23):
Some people like that though, and I'm like, bro,
what is your problem?
That's weird.
SPEAKER_02 (37:26):
Oh, so you're encouraging this.
You're not into the big fakeboobies.
SPEAKER_00 (37:30):
I mean, I like boobs, but uh there is something
to said about like vanity andfinding a good woman and having
fake tits at the same time.
So it's it's tough.
SPEAKER_02 (37:40):
So now we're gonna discuss the celebrity cut where
we marinate and the juices ofthe celebrities.
I saw the list of the topmeanest celebrities.
What would you say?
Who would you say is on thelist?
SPEAKER_00 (37:50):
Ellen DeGeneres.
SPEAKER_02 (37:52):
She's on the list.
SPEAKER_03 (37:53):
Oh, is she really?
I'm not surprised because theyyeah, her some of her employees
I think came out and said.
SPEAKER_02 (37:59):
So number five is Kevin Spacey.
I've heard he's a douchebag.
SPEAKER_00 (38:02):
Bitchy queen.
SPEAKER_02 (38:04):
Number four is Ellen DeGeneres.
Number three is Chevy Chase.
That's so disappointing.
I love Chevy Chase.
I have heard that.
I don't like that.
I don't like that either.
Because I love his movies, TheGriswold.
SPEAKER_00 (38:15):
Is Ryan Reynolds on that list?
SPEAKER_02 (38:17):
Uh he is not, but his wife is.
So number two is J Lo.
Number one is Blake Lively.
But did you see that clip ofRyan Reynolds um with it with
the kid that just came outyesterday?
So a kid was asking him aquestion and was like, Good
evening, nice to meet you, Mr.
Ryan Reynolds.
And Ryan says, let's just getstraight to the question.
Like, what a dick to like aneight-year-old kid.
(38:38):
And people he's just beingslammed.
People are like, oh, he'sprobably trying to be funny, but
there's a time and a place, andit's a little kid.
SPEAKER_00 (38:44):
Maybe he's just fed up with life dealing with his
bitch wife.
SPEAKER_02 (38:46):
Right.
SPEAKER_00 (38:47):
He just takes all his anger on everybody.
SPEAKER_02 (38:49):
Fuck you, Blake.
So now it's time to get to knowyou with Zoyo, sponsored by
Zoyo, your neighborhood yogurt.
Have you ever been to Zoyo forfrozen yogurt?
Froyo.
SPEAKER_00 (38:59):
I have not.
Is it Froyo?
Is that the same one?
Or did you say Zoyo?
SPEAKER_02 (39:03):
Zoyo is the froyo.
SPEAKER_00 (39:05):
So it's like the knockoff, or no?
unknown (39:06):
No.
SPEAKER_03 (39:06):
Well, it's the name of the name of the chain.
Oh, okay.
So they have froyo.
Okay.
Pick a card, the top card, andanswer it.
SPEAKER_00 (39:15):
Isn't this the meat grab?
Oh, it used to be the meat grab.
SPEAKER_02 (39:18):
And he's not picking the top one.
Okay.
Who knows what his question is?
SPEAKER_00 (39:29):
Finish the sentence.
I like my sex how I like mycoffee black or cream filled.
Cream filled is good.
I should have said like myTwinkies because cream filled.
SPEAKER_02 (39:45):
Oh, good answer.
That is a good answer.
That's hilarious.
Do you have any other questions?
Do you have any other questions?
Or anything else you want tosay?
Or a message you want to giveout there to your future wife?
SPEAKER_00 (39:55):
Everybody.
No, I'm just kidding.
So I do have like a horrible daystory, or this chick was crazy.
So I went.
So I used to go to Boondocks.
You guys heard Boondocks, right?
I go there, I met some chick,like we ended up drinking, and
we go back to her place fuckingblah blah blah.
And we were kind of like a thingfor a couple weeks.
And she she asked me because Itold her I was in my friends
(40:17):
were in town for a wedding, andpeople I haven't seen in years.
And so I told her I'm going toboondocks with my friends, blah
blah blah.
And she goes, Oh, can I come?
And I was like, Well, no, Ihaven't seen them in a long
time.
I want to hang out with them.
And so she shows up unannouncedand tells all my friends that
she's my girlfriend.
Like that's how she introducesherself.
SPEAKER_02 (40:36):
What?
SPEAKER_00 (40:37):
Yes.
SPEAKER_02 (40:38):
This was a first time meeting.
SPEAKER_00 (40:39):
No, no, no, no, no.
SPEAKER_02 (40:40):
Like we had Oh, you oh, you'd met before.
Okay.
SPEAKER_00 (40:42):
Yeah, we had met before.
Like I said, we had sex before.
And it was like Yeah, we were alittle thing.
And so um I mean, obviously,like I said, I I like to have
fun, so I get drunk and we endup fucking again.
And so I at that point I kind ofhad enough.
So I told her I wasn't reallyemotionally available.
And so I left like stuff at herplace.
(41:02):
And so she has like one ofthose, what is it, the the phone
electric, so you can unlock thedoor.
So I told her I'm there.
I go inside and I go to grab mystuff, and she has everything
perfectly placed.
And so on the coffee table,there's a bunch of Polaroids,
which have like pictures kind ofof us, which I like I get fucked
up, so I don't really knoweverything that goes on.
(41:24):
So I mean, maybe we took themwhen I was fucking plastered,
and she left my she left a bagof my stuff, like running shoes
or something, and in the bag,and she has a treat machine for
the doggies, you know, so itsenses when they're there, it's
got a camera on it.
So she placed it in front ofthere so she would see me and
the sensor.
And I was taking like a videoand sending it of my friends of
what the what it was lookinglike, and I could hear like a
(41:47):
voice in the back.
She goes, Did you like my note?
And I was like, Oh my god.
Like while I was in the middleof the video, I was like, Yeah.
The vote, the note was like,You're my knight in shining
armor, and I know you're not inthe space right now, or
something like that.
Let me know if anything changes,blah blah blah.
SPEAKER_03 (42:04):
Oh my gosh.
SPEAKER_00 (42:04):
Block list.
I was block list.
SPEAKER_02 (42:07):
Nothing changed, nothing changed.
You didn't go back to her.
SPEAKER_00 (42:10):
Well, my friends followed her on TikTok and she
made a TikTok about it.
SPEAKER_01 (42:13):
Wow.
SPEAKER_00 (42:14):
Yeah, it was it was pretty crazy.
SPEAKER_02 (42:16):
That's funny.
SPEAKER_00 (42:17):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (42:18):
Well, thank you so much, and thank you so much for
joining us this week at the MeatMarket Market.
If you want to go on a date withBig Boner, send us a DM at Meat
Market Podcast.
And thank you to our sponsor,Tactical Tax Strategies.
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Oh my god, I just totally gotcatfished.
(42:38):
He looks absolutely nothing likehis picture.
SPEAKER_03 (42:41):
So I found out the guy that I've been dating is
married with kids.
His wife just reached out to me.
Oh my god, I just totally got catfished.
He looks absolutely nothing likehis picture.
So I found out the guy that I'vebeen dating is married with
kids.
His wife just reached out to me.
SPEAKER_02 (00:15):
Welcome to the meat market.
The single scene is aslaughterhouse, and we are here
to devour it.
We are your hosts.
I'm Lindsay.
I'm Jess.
And today's sizzling single isBo Bobbier.
Welcome.
SPEAKER_01 (00:25):
Hello.
SPEAKER_02 (00:25):
So that's such a cool name, but what I like even
more is your nickname, BigBoner.
SPEAKER_00 (00:30):
Yes.
SPEAKER_02 (00:30):
How did you get that name from your ex?
SPEAKER_00 (00:33):
I wish.
Kind of kind of the opposite.
It was my because I have thesame name as my dad, and it's
uh, I don't want to sound like alike a douche, it's just Bobier.
What'd you say?
Bobier?
Bobber?
Bobier.
People say it all the time.
SPEAKER_02 (00:46):
So how do you pronounce it?
Bobier?
SPEAKER_00 (00:47):
Bobier.
Oh, I like it.
Bo Bobier.
SPEAKER_02 (00:49):
Oh wow.
SPEAKER_00 (00:50):
Yes, and it uh, well, my dad, we got the same
name, and when he was in highschool, people would be like,
he'd go up to get an award orsomething.
The upper class would be like BoNer, Bo, Ner, Bo, Ner.
And so that's pretty much like Iwas like, big boner, small boner
was taken.
SPEAKER_02 (01:04):
Oh, that's funny.
That's hilarious.
So what you were comedian?
SPEAKER_00 (01:08):
Yeah, that kind of like half and half.
I haven't done it in a bit.
Just because I do uh I'm in likeconsultative sales.
SPEAKER_02 (01:14):
Okay.
SPEAKER_00 (01:14):
Like a pimp, you know.
SPEAKER_02 (01:17):
So when we you were a comedian, did you do stand-up?
SPEAKER_00 (01:19):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (01:20):
And did you have what do you what do they call
them?
Chuckle?
Chuckle bunnies.
Chuckle bunnies.
Did you ever get hit on by a lotof chuckle bunnies?
SPEAKER_00 (01:26):
Yeah, yeah, I had one, and I must have had too
much to drink that night becauseshe like she went up to me and I
was like, damn, this girlactually looks pretty good.
And then so I ended up uhhanging out with her next day
and I was like, holy shit, Imight as well have gone out with
like the hamburger.
SPEAKER_02 (01:38):
Oh my god! So that was a classic case of what is
it, baby goggles?
Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (01:42):
And I was like, it was like I was with one of my
buddies, like, dude, she'sfucking hot.
And then I went golfing with herlike the next day, and I was
like surprised that she was soeager to do it.
And then we did, and I was like,oh fuck.
I was like, how do I get out ofhere?
SPEAKER_02 (01:55):
The regret.
Yeah, I bet you got hit on a lotwhen you were doing comedy
because you're obviously verygood looking.
SPEAKER_00 (02:00):
Oh, yeah, dudes love me.
I'll tell you that.
Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (02:04):
So what was your like what was your comedy
routine?
What did you talk about?
SPEAKER_00 (02:08):
Like, you ever heard of like Mitch Heberg, the
comedian?
No, he's got a lot of likequips, like it's just pretty
much random shit.
Like uh, like a lot of peopleask me about like my ethnicity,
and I'm like, well, I'm likemultiracial, which is a nice way
of saying just my family fucksanything that moves, type of
thing.
So that's hilarious.
It's got a whole my family willfill it.
SPEAKER_03 (02:28):
That's funny.
Do you do like the audienceinteractions where you call
somebody out in the audience andthen make jokes about them?
SPEAKER_00 (02:35):
Not really.
I feel I don't like being a dickto people.
SPEAKER_03 (02:38):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (02:38):
Because I'll be like, if I I don't like
attacking people, that's why alot of it's like
self-deprecating.
All my shit's about me.
SPEAKER_02 (02:45):
I remember I went to the comedy spot here in Old Town
and I walk in and the manager'slike, Oh, I want you to sit
front, row, and center.
And I felt so special and likeflattered.
Guess why?
Because he was making fun of methe whole entire time.
SPEAKER_03 (02:56):
What did he make fun of you about?
I don't know, just everything.
Was that back when you used towear wigs?
Did he make fun of your wig?
SPEAKER_00 (03:04):
You said he told you to sit in the front?
Yeah.
Oh, that's awesome.
He was like target practiceright now.
Basically.
SPEAKER_02 (03:09):
Exactly, yeah.
So funny.
Um, you do sales now.
SPEAKER_00 (03:14):
Yeah.
I sell uh I don't know, I don'twant to put my job all the way
out there, but I just tellpeople like travel.
SPEAKER_01 (03:20):
Okay.
SPEAKER_00 (03:20):
Similar to like a travel agent type deal.
And uh, I mean, a lot of peopleask me if I go on like a cruise
or something like that.
I'm like, I've seen Titanic waytoo many times.
So probably not.
Right.
But uh it's all like phonesales.
Like you guys seen Wolf WallStreet, right?
It's like almost exactly likethat.
Just minus prostitutes anddrugs.
SPEAKER_03 (03:40):
Yeah, that's funny.
So no ladies at work, you're notgonna be able to do it.
SPEAKER_00 (03:43):
Oh no, there are.
I don't shit where I eat though.
SPEAKER_03 (03:44):
No uh okay, good.
SPEAKER_00 (03:45):
Oh no, I'm a big uh but don't worry, daddy's got a
system.
Daddy's got a system.
SPEAKER_02 (03:49):
Wow.
Are you on the dating apps?
SPEAKER_00 (03:54):
Oh, like I said, daddy's got a system.
Absolutely.
I'm all I'm on all of them, evengrinder.
SPEAKER_02 (03:59):
Oh my god! Do you go both ways?
SPEAKER_00 (04:01):
No, no, no.
Grinders grinders for likepeople who like to hustle, you
know, who like to grind who liketo grind in the same area, you
know?
SPEAKER_02 (04:10):
So how come the dating apps aren't working for
you?
SPEAKER_00 (04:13):
Oh, they're awesome.
So like they do work.
Oh, yeah, they work.
I mean, it depends.
Like, if you're not like,because I got a friend who's
like 6'5 and looks like PrinceCharming, and we like compared
hinges, and like I had like twoof them, like two matches that
liked me, and they were like,look like the hamburglar, and
he's got like supermodels.
I'm like, bro, are you fuckingserious?
Like, we're fucking on twodifferent planets here.
(04:33):
That's so funny.
But yeah, so like my system, Igot on, I'm on like all the apps
like Bumble, Facebook, you nameit.
And so I'll get like five or sixgirls, like I'll talk to each of
them, and just naturally, withthe way you know nature goes,
people drop off, like, oh yeah,I can't make it, blah, blah,
blah, the ghost here, the ghostthere.
And then by the time I'vealready made a reservation, like
for the dinner, and so by thetime the last one, one or two
(04:55):
are at the end, then I'm justlike, all right, yeah, yeah,
I'll meet you there or I'll pickyou up, blah, blah, blah.
SPEAKER_03 (04:59):
Smart.
Wait, so you schedule the samedate with multiple women, yes,
and then as they drop off.
So what happens if it's like 30minutes before the date's
supposed to start and you havetwo that are planning on meeting
you?
SPEAKER_00 (05:13):
Do you just I'll just pick ever which one's
hotter?
SPEAKER_02 (05:17):
But we know women are flaky AF.
We have women flaking all thetime.
SPEAKER_00 (05:21):
Exactly why multiple women.
SPEAKER_01 (05:22):
Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_02 (05:23):
That's and they do, they bail last minute, right?
SPEAKER_00 (05:26):
Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (05:26):
Have you ever, has that ever gotten you in trouble?
Have you ever like shown upsomewhere and more than one win
woman shows up, or they'vesomehow like figured it out,
talked to each other?
SPEAKER_00 (05:40):
No, I doubt it.
I just found out about that teaapp where people do that shit.
SPEAKER_03 (05:44):
The are we dating the same guy?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (05:46):
Like I'm seeing this girl pretty recently right now,
like two weeks in, and she'slike, she's like, I thought it
was like because I saw T andshit, and I thought it was like
a uh um like a scam orsomething, something you sign up
and pay for.
And she started showing me allthese people.
I'm like, fuck.
And she's she's like, don'tworry, your name's not on there.
I was like, I'm surprised.
SPEAKER_02 (06:05):
Are you from Arizona?
SPEAKER_00 (06:06):
Yeah, I'm from Payson.
SPEAKER_02 (06:07):
Payson?
Oh, okay, nice.
How long have you been singlefor?
SPEAKER_00 (06:12):
A few years.
I mean, I have likesituationships here and there.
SPEAKER_02 (06:14):
How old are you?
SPEAKER_00 (06:15):
30.
SPEAKER_02 (06:16):
30, okay.
What's your longestrelationship?
SPEAKER_00 (06:19):
Six or seven months.
SPEAKER_02 (06:21):
Really?
So nothing too long term,nothing too long.
SPEAKER_00 (06:23):
No, no.
Yeah, I got a lot of things thatI want on my list.
Woman is probably last.
Really?
SPEAKER_02 (06:27):
But I mean what trumps a woman?
What's on your list about women?
SPEAKER_00 (06:31):
So I don't come from money, so my main goal in life
is money and like have a betterlife for my parents, and my
parents ain't got retirement andshit.
So it goes almost like God,friends and family, health,
money, get a dog, and then womanat the bottom.
SPEAKER_02 (06:43):
Do you want to get married and have kids?
SPEAKER_00 (06:45):
I mean, it's possible.
Like my parents talk about it.
I talk to them, and people askmy mom, they're like, Don't you
want like grandkids or somethinglike that?
And my mom goes, Um, I I justwant him to be happy.
And I tell my dad that my dad'slike, my dad's like, Do you
really believe that shit?
SPEAKER_03 (07:03):
You're an only child.
SPEAKER_00 (07:04):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (07:04):
Oh, so you're the only, you're the only chance.
SPEAKER_00 (07:07):
Yeah, I have nobody to play with growing up, so I
just play with myself.
SPEAKER_02 (07:12):
So, do you have any disaster date stories?
SPEAKER_00 (07:15):
Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (07:15):
You want to hear it?
SPEAKER_00 (07:16):
Oh yeah.
I I'm at the part of my lifewhere if a date goes good, we
get each other's numbers, wefuck, we cheat see each other,
that's cool.
But if it goes bad, that's myfavorite.
SPEAKER_01 (07:26):
Because I like to have fun.
SPEAKER_00 (07:28):
I'll I don't want to spend a day on this earth not
having fun.
For example, oh my god, thisfucking cunt.
I mean, bitch.
Can I can I say can I say cunton here?
unknown (07:36):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (07:36):
In England they say it's a good one.
We'll censor it.
SPEAKER_00 (07:38):
It's fine.
So um I took this girl out to uhit was like an Italian
restaurant downtown, and um shegoes uh I I just had a few like
minor conversations with herover text.
I don't really like it, like thetext because it's not very
personable.
And so we get to the date, andall my dating apps are like
5'11, 6'0.
So then we see each other andshe's like, fuck.
SPEAKER_02 (08:00):
How tall are you?
SPEAKER_00 (08:01):
I'm 5'9.
SPEAKER_03 (08:02):
Okay.
Why do you lie about yourbecause it's like you bait them?
SPEAKER_00 (08:07):
It's like if you have like a I don't know, you
you're saying if you have like asmall dick and it's not big,
then you just never talk aboutit, and then once you get them
in the room, you're like, allright, the too much pressure
now.
SPEAKER_03 (08:18):
And you're like, you're lying, you're lying,
you're lying with the filters.
The women are lying with thefilters on their photos.
SPEAKER_02 (08:23):
So let's be clear, would a lot of women go out with
him if he said five nine?
You know how women are everytime we interview women, they
say, I need a guy to be at leastsix foot tall.
SPEAKER_00 (08:31):
Oh my god, you gotta hear.
I was so I take a lot ofscreenshots on Hinge.
I I just love to, and I sendthem to my friends or I'll post
them on my story on Insta.
This woman was a Starbucksbarista, a fucking barista.
And you you scroll down and itsays, You should not go out with
me if you're five nine or under.
And I'm like, Jesus Christ.
SPEAKER_02 (08:49):
Oh my gosh.
SPEAKER_00 (08:50):
I'm like a fucking barista out here thinks that
they deserve a lot, you know?
SPEAKER_02 (08:55):
So okay, so you meet this girl.
Yeah, she sees you a five-nine.
SPEAKER_00 (08:58):
Yeah, and so I mean, I could kind of see on the face,
she's like, fuck.
And so we go to the date, westart talking, and I thought she
was kind of nervous at first.
Like when she talks, she goes,Yeah, so um, I know you really
don't like um talking and text.
Why is that?
And I tell her, I'm like, I'mjust you know, more and so like
want to talk in person, thingslike that.
And um, she kept going.
(09:20):
And I saw that her father hadlike passed away like three or
four months before.
And so obviously, I understandthat that's like a part of it.
But she keeps talking, she goes,you know, I mean, in a kind of a
way, I know you know that myfather passed away, but I'm kind
of using you.
And I was like, You just fuckedup.
I was like, You fucked up sobad, you have no idea.
(09:42):
So uh basically the rest of theday is me one like just fucking
around with her.
So I like to go, I like to makejokes a lot whenever I'm on
dates.
And so I was talking to her andI go, uh, I'm like, so what was
your GPA in high school?
I graduated with 1.5, and shegoes, I had like uh 3.9, 4.0.
A lot of uh a lot pretty mucheverybody liked me in school,
(10:03):
and I'm like, this fuckingcondescending bitch.
And so basically, I like to makescenes too.
Like if you fucking annoy me, orI know that there'll never be a
second date, so I'm gonna get mymoney's worth.
Like, you think you're getting afree dinner tonight?
No, no, you will earn thisdinner.
SPEAKER_01 (10:18):
You will earn this dinner.
SPEAKER_00 (10:19):
I'm like, you will earn this fucking dinner.
And so I I uh she was drinkingwine.
I'm like, wow, you've beendrinking that wine pretty fast.
Would you like five more to go?
She's like, uh no.
I'm like, waiter, it's fuckingand she goes, no, no, no, and
I'm like, okay.
I'm like, I'm just racking upthe exchange rate right there
with like those little like no,just because you I like
embarrassing people, I'll alwaysone up somebody.
(10:40):
And I'll ask her like questionslike, so what are your thoughts
on slavery?
And she's like, that it's wrong,and I'm like, well, I mean
slavery, indentured servitude,who fucking cares?
And then then I'll be like, Soif we fuck, I don't really want
kids, you know.
So would you be willing to getan abortion?
And she's like, um, no.
And I'm like, interesting.
Okay, and then we just likecarry on the rest of the date.
(11:02):
And I mean, she didn't walk out,so she earned her meal.
SPEAKER_02 (11:04):
I'm actually kind of surprised.
I'm surprised.
Well, I'm surprised you didn'twalk out when she said she was
using you.
Did she actually say she wasusing you?
SPEAKER_00 (11:12):
I'm surprised you stayed and you oh my god, like I
said, even in my head, if youlike were to see in my head,
it'd be like, Welcome to thefucking show.
Like, welcome to the fuckingshow.
SPEAKER_01 (11:21):
He's like, it's on the sun, bring it.
SPEAKER_00 (11:25):
That game, I I like to play games.
And so you're basically playinglike who's gonna get up first,
type of thing.
And I know that she will get upbefore I do.
SPEAKER_02 (11:34):
And she didn't, so she stayed.
So how did it end?
Like, was that awkward?
SPEAKER_00 (11:38):
I mean, if I'm having fun, I don't really care.
SPEAKER_02 (11:40):
So did you say I'd like to do this again sometime?
SPEAKER_00 (11:43):
I'll be like, Yeah, I have fun.
But then when we walk out, um,I'll be uh I'll just say to her,
So uh, do you mind if I walkinto your car?
I'll still even be respectful atthat point.
It's almost like after you playa game with somebody, you're
like, good game, good game,respect.
SPEAKER_02 (11:55):
That is hilarious.
SPEAKER_00 (11:57):
Um, no, it's fine.
I'll walk.
SPEAKER_03 (11:58):
Oh my god.
She must have really needed afree a free meal.
Yeah.
Why?
Where so where's your go-toplace?
Because obviously, for somethinglike that, you don't want to
take a girl somewhere that'ssuper, super high end, that's
gonna be super expensive, right?
SPEAKER_00 (12:14):
Sometimes I do.
SPEAKER_03 (12:15):
Do you?
Okay.
That probably actually adds tothe show a little bit, doesn't
it?
If it turns into a show.
Doing it at Ruth Curris?
Exactly.
SPEAKER_00 (12:24):
I mean, the place I yeah, I mean, the place I took
her to wasn't that like nice,but I talked to people or some
girls.
Like if I want to go somewhere,I'm like, oh, I've never been to
this place, I'll just take adate.
And so apps and then the bowsystem.
Like the bow system is like anacronym.
It's B for be a gentleman, E forengage physically, then A is all
in, then U is unattached.
SPEAKER_02 (12:43):
I just noticed your t-shirt.
Did you get that made?
SPEAKER_00 (12:46):
Yes, yes.
Yes, there's a few people thatwear this.
SPEAKER_02 (12:50):
Oh my god.
Have you ever gone out with aScotstyle girl?
SPEAKER_00 (12:53):
Yes.
SPEAKER_02 (12:53):
How are Scottsdale girls different?
SPEAKER_00 (12:55):
They like money, firstly.
So this is this is another storythat I like to.
I didn't even go on the datewith her, but when people like
to try and take advantage ofother people, I think there
should be some sort ofpunishment, if you want to use
that word.
It might be too might be toohard.
SPEAKER_03 (13:09):
Repercussions.
Is the better word.
SPEAKER_00 (13:12):
So this girl, um, I want to take her to like a lower
end place.
I can't even remember her name.
Okay, now I do.
So um I it was like a lower,maybe like the Italiano or
something like that.
And she goes, uh, she has to goto the global ambassador.
And I'm like, fucking cunt, liketrying to take take advantage of
(13:33):
my money.
I'm like, I work with and you'rejust trying to waste it away.
And so I was like, okay, I seewhat we're doing here.
And so I just talked to her fora week.
We like casual conversationstill on the apps.
And I'm like, okay, so I toldher I'd pick her up, and then
I'd be like, okay, you ready togo?
Then ghost out like a light.
SPEAKER_03 (13:51):
I'm surprised you didn't get thrown on the are we
dating the same guy.
I need for that.
That's what I'm saying.
I have that too.
Because that's normally whatwomen that's usually like some a
storyline similar to that is thereason why most guys get posted
on that.
SPEAKER_00 (14:05):
I mean, she was pretty hot, so she probably
found somebody.
So and the app wasn't that bigat the time.
Right.
SPEAKER_02 (14:09):
So you ghosted her.
Did she message you?
Hey, where are you?
Hey.
SPEAKER_00 (14:12):
No, no, you just delete her off the app.
SPEAKER_02 (14:14):
Oh, you did.
Oh, how funny.
SPEAKER_00 (14:16):
Easy.
Easy peasy.
SPEAKER_02 (14:18):
So you said you like goofy hot girls?
SPEAKER_00 (14:21):
Yes.
SPEAKER_02 (14:21):
Are there any hot girls out there that are goofy
nowadays?
SPEAKER_00 (14:24):
No, I might as well just said I wanted to win the
Powerball, basically.
That's what I should have justsaid.
Yeah, I mean it exists every nowand then, but like I said,
money's always.
I'll be with a girl and I'lljust think, man, like after we
have sex, I'm like, fuck, how doI get out of here?
I need to go to work, I gotta dothis.
I got so many things I need todo on my mind.
But but yeah, I mean I amrespectful to like girls who are
(14:45):
nice.
Like there was a girl I took outthree three or four weeks ago, I
think.
I'm a serial dater, if you guysdon't know already.
But we had a it was like fun.
I could just tell she wasn'tlike into it, she was nice, and
she had like a happy trail, andI was fuck.
I was like, shit, fuck.
I was like, I don't want this.
(15:07):
Was that an ick?
A happy trail on a woman?
Oh no, I love it.
SPEAKER_02 (15:10):
Wait, is that like on the belly button?
SPEAKER_00 (15:12):
Yes, hair?
That's what men have.
SPEAKER_02 (15:14):
So why couldn't you have just shaved it for her?
SPEAKER_00 (15:17):
Made it turned into something can be like it just it
ruins the you know, what is it?
One bad, one bad apple ruins thebunch.
SPEAKER_03 (15:23):
Yeah, it's just fucking Oh, that's hilarious.
Oh my god.
So how many, how many do youwould you say you have like a
roster?
Do you have regulars that youcommunicate with or go out with?
Or are you more into just likenew new chase, new girls?
SPEAKER_00 (15:43):
I like new girls.
I think I'm the type of guy thatneeds to be swept off their
feet.
Because, for example, like Ilike taking care of a woman if I
needed to.
I haven't found one yet.
But if I need somebody thatwould convince me that there is
no reason to leave you.
Which I mean, the dating pool isjust getting worse and worse
(16:04):
every fucking day.
So, like my mother's a primeexample.
Like my mom's the best mom inthe world, so it kind of ruins
women for you.
Because if I had a horrible mom,I'd be trying to look for a
woman to just and you just takeanybody.
Right.
But anybody who doesn't hold thesame status as her print can
pretty much get fucked at thatpoint.
SPEAKER_03 (16:20):
So what's your what does your perfect woman look
like?
Sophie Cunningham, maybe in thelooks department, but what does
she have to have?
What would she have to have, orwhat would she have to bring to
the table for you to say, okay,I'm done with everybody else.
SPEAKER_02 (16:36):
What would it take for a woman to land big bono?
SPEAKER_00 (16:40):
I like that.
I like that question.
I love that question.
You could say it again.
I'd never get tired of it.
Um to land me, it would be youjust have to be very interested.
Very interested, like, oh mygosh, this first of all, she'd
have to be funny, which that'sonly like an ugly girl trait.
So she would have to have beenugly and then like.
SPEAKER_03 (17:02):
Hey, we're funny.
Did you ever have an ugly facethough?
I don't think so.
SPEAKER_00 (17:09):
You never know the kind of work people get done
nowadays.
SPEAKER_02 (17:13):
So she'd also need to have a thick skin, I can
imagine.
You seem like the kind of guythat likes to, you know, poke
fun and kind of like a few.
SPEAKER_00 (17:19):
Oh, yeah, I like to press buttons until I find the
red one.
SPEAKER_02 (17:22):
And so do you think you're scared of commitment?
Do you think you have a little fcommitment phobe?
SPEAKER_00 (17:27):
No, I'm just more of a an efficiency person.
So, like if somebody wasbeneficial to my life, I would
find a reason to keep you in it,just straight up.
And if you're costing me moneyand you're not doing any way,
shape, or form to help me getmore money or something.
Because like my parents ain'teven got my dad ain't got no
retirement, so my main goal ismy family.
I like hanging out with myfriends, money, health, dog, you
(17:49):
know, the whole thing.
SPEAKER_02 (17:50):
And do you like a woman that plays hard to get?
It seems like you might like thechase.
You might like a woman whodoesn't treat you so well.
SPEAKER_00 (17:57):
It's like you can't make me chase too much, but not
too little.
It's gotta be almost likepayful.
Like if I like if I seemuninterested, you gotta come
back.
Like that type of thing.
SPEAKER_02 (18:07):
Do you date older women?
SPEAKER_00 (18:09):
Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (18:09):
I I can tell that I think it'd be better with an
older woman because they cantake the crowd, they can fight
back too.
SPEAKER_00 (18:14):
Yeah.
But I mean like they want to,you know, settle down pretty
quickly.
SPEAKER_03 (18:20):
That's true.
SPEAKER_00 (18:20):
So like there was this girl I dated, she was like
38, I think, off of hinge.
And we we found similarinterests.
Like she liked to gamble andstuff like that, but she was
just a raging bitch.
And so we were watching um UFCone time, and this is how I
knew, because I'm still like I'malways cautious.
I'm still kind of like settingout like probe feelers, and
we're watching UFC, and it washer and her friend, and then the
(18:44):
friend's boyfriend, and we'rewatching it, and I heard her in
the background uh when HenrySujuto was fighting, and they
were like arguing.
She's like, Yeah, I fucked him,or it was it was something like
that.
Like, fucked him, and I go,You're willing to say that when
I'm fucking sitting right here,like and I can hear you.
Wow.
I'm like, so I'm just gonna I'mgonna have fun with this until
you get tired of it.
And so there was like I keptbanging her for like a month or
(19:07):
two, and then there got to apoint where she really wanted me
to like ask her to like beofficial, and so I was like, I
don't know, I'm not ready.
And so we woke up and I think II kissed her and I I just felt
that it was no more.
And so then I just never saidit, like said anything again.
I might have said like a textmessage here or there, and there
was like not really a response,but yeah, and then it was done.
SPEAKER_02 (19:29):
So besides happy trails, what are your deal
breakers?
Besides happy trails.
SPEAKER_00 (19:36):
My deal breakers.
I mean, being like a bitch tothe waitress, like, can I have
some more chips, porfavoir?
Like shit like that.
Like, no, I think I'm good.
And you're gonna with girls thatcome for money.
I mean, you never see poor girlscome for money or poor hot girls
come for money.
So, I mean, a lot of them tendto be bitches.
You find a good one every nowand then.
(19:58):
Like, I have friends who'vehooked up with girls that come
for money who are nice people,but other than that, no.
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SPEAKER_02 (20:32):
So have you ghosted many other women?
Or just like not shown up or notshown up?
SPEAKER_00 (20:38):
No, I've never done that.
Like I said, because some ofthese reservations I make, I
gotta pay for.
SPEAKER_03 (20:42):
That's the thing with reservations now.
When you're at when you'remaking reservations at nicer
places, it is you have to putyour credit card information
down.
And if you don't show up, it'slike a$25 per person that they
charge you if you don't show.
SPEAKER_00 (20:55):
And sometimes like I have a friend, uh, one of my
supervisors at work, she goes,she goes, Bo, you're talking to
these girls on the apps.
What if you show up and theydon't look anything like their
pictures?
And I'm like, well, I'll getblacked out drunk.
I'm like, I do that, like I'vedone that many times.
SPEAKER_03 (21:09):
Do you find that that happens a lot?
You show up and they don't looklike their pictures.
SPEAKER_00 (21:14):
Like 50-50.
SPEAKER_03 (21:16):
50-50.
Do you FaceTime first?
Are you like a hey, let'sFaceTime or let's have a phone
call first?
Or is it just like a surpriseevery time?
SPEAKER_00 (21:23):
Not really, because I also want to I want to have
like an adventure in theseplaces that I set reservations
to.
I do want to go to.
And um, so my ADD.
SPEAKER_02 (21:36):
Oh have you ever cheated on a woman?
SPEAKER_00 (21:40):
Uh no, because the relationship didn't last that
long for me to cheat, but shedefinitely cheated.
Like there was a time I wasdating this girl for like this
was actually the lastrelationship.
I think it might have justscared me to death.
So we uh we dated.
I remember because it was fromthe same town that we were in,
and so she basically cheated.
(22:01):
I can't like prove it, but shehad sex with me the day of and
then broke up with me at thelike right after, you know, just
get one last in.
And then she had sex with her exthat she got back with the same
day, and we're from the sametown.
So there was a discrepancy fornine months on who the father
was.
So yeah, I got to live in thatkind of stress.
SPEAKER_02 (22:22):
Are you serious?
So she got pregnant and when shehad the babies that when you did
the paternity test?
There was no paternity test, butthe kid came out with blonde
hair and blue eyes, and I waslike, But weren't you stressing
for the longest time?
SPEAKER_00 (22:34):
Yeah, I had my bags packed, I was ready to go to
Mexico.
No child support for daddy here,I'll tell you that.
SPEAKER_02 (22:40):
So, what are your hobbies?
What do you do for fun?
SPEAKER_00 (22:42):
I do a lot.
I I think of my life as a movie,and like if my life was a movie,
would I want to watch it?
So I'm constantly doingsomething, whether it be like I
like to do jujitsu, kickboxing,or I like to uh play poker over
at the casino, or somebody callsme, like, hey man, you want to
go to the bar?
Like, I don't give a fuck.
If the bar's in a ghetto, I'llfucking go.
I just like to have an adventureall the time.
SPEAKER_02 (23:03):
Um, and one last question Do you have any crazy
unique talents or unique factabout yourself that not many
people know?
SPEAKER_00 (23:09):
I have a special talent.
Is that the same?
SPEAKER_02 (23:11):
What is your special talent?
SPEAKER_00 (23:13):
I can read a fourth grade level.
SPEAKER_01 (23:14):
Wow.
SPEAKER_00 (23:16):
Or I can uh do this.
SPEAKER_01 (23:19):
What?
Yeah Can I do that again?
SPEAKER_00 (23:25):
I make sure to have sex with the girl before I do
that.
SPEAKER_03 (23:27):
Were you a hockey?
Were you a hockey player?
SPEAKER_00 (23:29):
No, no.
When I was in high school, I gotin a fight with the concrete.
Oh we used to play on these minihoops, and I went up with the
hoops were like six foot, soeverybody could just fucking
slam and jam on them.
So I went up and I got blocked,and somehow I spun all the way
around and went face first intothe concrete.
Wow.
SPEAKER_02 (23:44):
Is that freaking hard?
That's crazy.
SPEAKER_00 (23:46):
I mean, it honestly didn't hurt as bad as you think.
Like the dentist was likeplaying with my nerves.
He's like, You feel that?
And I was like, No.
And he goes, Yeah, most peoplewould be jumping out of the
fucking chair if I was doingthat.
SPEAKER_03 (23:55):
Wow, that's crazy.
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I chose a question this weekfrom social media, and I'm so
glad I did now that we've metyou.
Um, so this is a post and it isa guy asking for advice from the
(24:20):
public.
So I want to hear what you guysthink first before I read my
favorite response.
Um so he says, I just packed forVegas when my wife hits me with
I just got my period.
Now I'm debating, do I drop twogrand to be bunkmates at the
Bellagio with no action andoverpriced room service or fake
a work emergency and let hertake one of her single friends
(24:43):
instead?
Married guys will get it.
Single people don't judge.
What would you do?
SPEAKER_00 (24:48):
Wait, this is a woman?
SPEAKER_03 (24:49):
It's a man.
I think that's a woman.
Who is gonna take his wife toVegas for the weekend, but then
she gets her period right beforethey're going.
SPEAKER_00 (24:56):
Take your friend.
SPEAKER_02 (24:57):
No, that's a douched nugget response because when
you're married, your bestfriend, you have fun together,
and you go not just to have sex,you're going to enjoy Vegas
together and do other thingsbesides having sex.
SPEAKER_00 (25:08):
Well, if it was my wife, she would be cool with me
taking my buddy.
SPEAKER_02 (25:11):
What?
You would take your buddy?
SPEAKER_00 (25:12):
I mean, it's almost like my friends are like family
to me, so it's I guess I don'thave any siblings.
So it's almost like a brotherthat I would take.
SPEAKER_02 (25:18):
So it's a deal breaker if your wife's on her
period to travel together.
SPEAKER_00 (25:22):
No, not necessarily.
SPEAKER_02 (25:22):
Why do I need her if she's if she's not good to put
out?
She's just here for her to openher.
SPEAKER_00 (25:27):
Depends how much you're left.
If you're out of therelationship, it's like I'm
bringing my buddy.
If you're still in it, maybe youcan do that and like thank God
that you don't have another kidon the way.
SPEAKER_03 (25:34):
So what do you what do you think?
The I I I agree with you.
And the my the response, theresponse is similar to what you
said, Lindsay.
Yeah, you should probably backout and let her take someone who
views her as a person ratherthan a whole that is out of
service.
So true.
SPEAKER_02 (25:53):
That's hilarious.
SPEAKER_03 (25:54):
That's funny.
SPEAKER_02 (25:54):
So we're gonna discuss.
We asked our followers and ourlisteners where not to take
someone on a first date.
Thank you, everyone, whoresponded.
So, where do you think youshould never take someone on the
first date?
Wendy's?
Wendy's, really.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (26:07):
I mean, maybe if you like you tell them, I want to go
to Wendy's, we'll just pick upsome food and then go walk the
park or something.
Hopefully it's not July inPhoenix.
SPEAKER_02 (26:16):
But aren't they supposed to have really good
frosties?
Yeah, they're frosties.
I've never tried them, but withthe French fries in the
frosties, I've heard that'sreally good.
SPEAKER_00 (26:23):
I mean you could take them to uh what is it
called?
Don't take them to a strip club.
I know people who've actuallydone that.
SPEAKER_02 (26:28):
That is true.
Probably not.
Depends on what kind ofrelationship you're looking for,
though, right?
Depends on what kind of date youwant.
SPEAKER_00 (26:34):
I mean, if you want a unicorn in your relationship,
that's the woman for you.
SPEAKER_02 (26:37):
Right, exactly.
So I me personally, I knowthere's a long list, but I think
a buffet, like an all-you caneat buffet, that to me is like
at the bottom of the list.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (26:45):
Like, oh no, I had a guy take me to Fogo to Chow once
on a date.
SPEAKER_02 (26:49):
Isn't that kind of like an upscale meat buffet?
Or you can eat meat.
I thought you would like that,Jess.
Or you can eat sausage in yourface.
SPEAKER_03 (26:58):
But you said you weren't impressed?
SPEAKER_02 (27:00):
No.
SPEAKER_03 (27:01):
Okay.
Not my cup of tea.
My gosh.
SPEAKER_00 (27:03):
Did you at least put out on the first date?
SPEAKER_03 (27:05):
I did not.
I did not.
I did not.
SPEAKER_00 (27:07):
So you didn't like you didn't put out at all?
Mm-mm.
Yeah, my condolences to a fallensoldier.
My condolences.
SPEAKER_02 (27:13):
She said ciao.
Fucking chow.
Okay, so where so this is whatthe our followers and listeners
had to say.
The movies came up a lot becauseyou really can't get to know
someone on a movie, right?
During a movie.
Strip club, that came up a lot.
Um, your house.
That's kind of dodgy, right?
SPEAKER_03 (27:29):
It is.
Do you ever invite girls over toyour house for dates?
SPEAKER_00 (27:32):
No, I've been invited over to their house,
though.
SPEAKER_03 (27:34):
Have you from the apps?
Yeah.
Like before you've ever met themin person.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Those are the things.
I mean, I do that.
SPEAKER_00 (27:39):
I send my location to all of my friends.
SPEAKER_03 (27:41):
Right?
Seriously.
SPEAKER_00 (27:42):
I go, I could get murdered.
SPEAKER_03 (27:43):
That and that's that's risky for a woman to put
yourself out there like this.
SPEAKER_02 (27:48):
It is very I would never, would you ever?
No.
That's so dangerous.
SPEAKER_00 (27:52):
I know somebody got tricked by an escort doing that.
SPEAKER_03 (27:54):
Oh, I could see that.
Yeah.
I could see that.
I could see it's it's dangerouson both sides, I guess.
Because like my house is my safespace.
So like, why would I want toinvite somebody that I don't
know?
Yeah.
But then also, yeah, I can see,I guess I've heard online like
guys go over and then prettysoon like their watch is stolen
and they're all the cash out oftheir wallet and stuff.
SPEAKER_02 (28:13):
Or how like if someone comes over and you don't
like them, how do you get rid ofthem?
I know.
You know, without sounding rudeand kicking them out.
SPEAKER_00 (28:20):
I feel like the guy will always probably want to
leave most of the time.
SPEAKER_03 (28:23):
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, I sound rude and kick peopleout of my house.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm too nice and too simpleperforming.
Yeah.
And then, well, I'm going tobed, so I'm gonna need everyone
to leave.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (28:33):
Yeah.
A secluded location, fast foodcame up a lot.
Um, to meet the family.
SPEAKER_00 (28:38):
That's hardcore.
SPEAKER_02 (28:39):
You know what came up?
That's hardcore.
Right?
Meaning the family on the firstdate.
Dang.
SPEAKER_00 (28:43):
Maybe we should maybe trying to get something
going with the mom, too, orsomething like that.
SPEAKER_02 (28:48):
This one came up a lot, which surprised me.
A funeral.
Like, who would ever think totake someone to a funeral on a
first date?
Isn't that weird?
SPEAKER_00 (28:54):
Grieve.
SPEAKER_02 (28:55):
Like, so many people said that.
SPEAKER_00 (28:57):
Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac.
SPEAKER_02 (29:00):
What?
So that's why people say.
A generic bar?
Like, why is that bad?
Go get a drink at a generic bar.
There's nothing wrong.
I think that's better than an oreat buffet.
SPEAKER_03 (29:12):
Does generic bar meaning probably like a dive
bar, maybe?
Like.
SPEAKER_00 (29:15):
I mean, what's the fuck's wrong with that?
SPEAKER_03 (29:17):
I know, right?
Or does it mean like a chilies?
Maybe.
SPEAKER_02 (29:20):
Even chilies, but who cares?
I don't know.
Nightclub, that's true becauseit's so loud you can't really
get to know each other.
Hey, really nice to see you.
Oh, so pretty.
SPEAKER_03 (29:29):
Unless you like like the DJ or something, like unless
you're into me house.
SPEAKER_02 (29:33):
So how does you get to know each other?
Isn't that the point of a firstdate to see if you want to go on
a second date?
That's true.
SPEAKER_00 (29:39):
That's true.
Because at least if you take herto a comedy and she laughs, if
she doesn't laugh at most of it,you're like, you probably don't
even think this shit's funny.
SPEAKER_02 (29:44):
Exactly.
Fuck the someone said, I got aninvitation to be flown to a
small island off the coast in aseaplane once.
The guy was in tech, but he gothis pilot's license as a hobby.
Was it a outsounded sketchy AI?
That is why would you get in asmall plane with someone?
I remember.
Someone wanted to go on a firstdate with me and he had a lot of
money, and he's like, I'm gonnasend my private jet to pick you
(30:04):
up and we'll go to the Moldives.
And I really have always wantedto go to the Moldives.
I was so tempted, but I didn'tknow if I like this guy.
And so I called my friend, I'mlike, is he gonna wanna, is he
gonna want me to put out if Igo?
She's like, fuck out! And again,what if he was a freaking
creeper?
Then you're stuck in the molddives a bit.
SPEAKER_00 (30:21):
If no woman wanted me to do that, I would put out
100%.
I'm gonna put it out eight timesin an hour.
SPEAKER_02 (30:26):
The big the big boner would be on show.
On show.
That's hilarious.
Coffee came up a lot.
I don't get this.
Why is coffee something youshouldn't do on a first date?
I like coffee for a first date.
I do too.
It's quick and easy, an easyescape.
SPEAKER_03 (30:40):
But a girl's not gonna put out.
So if you're trying to get laidon a first date, that's coffee.
You're not gonna get laid out.
SPEAKER_00 (30:46):
She would have to be so beautiful and so good in
conversation through textingthat I would be like, okay, I'll
do it.
I'll sacrifice it.
Settle for coffee.
SPEAKER_02 (30:52):
Well, and we've had this conversation before.
A lot of women don't like coffeebecause it's not extravagant
enough.
It's like if they're not willingto spend a lot of money.
SPEAKER_00 (30:58):
Yeah, I want to go to bourbon and balance.
Right.
SPEAKER_02 (31:03):
Gym came up a lot.
The gym on a first date.
That's kind of stupid.
Like, aren't you supposed to getto it?
SPEAKER_00 (31:07):
No, I mean if you want a fit girl, you want to
breed D1 athletes, why not?
SPEAKER_02 (31:10):
I guess.
SPEAKER_00 (31:10):
Because if she sucks, you're gonna be like, I'm
sorry, your hand-eyecoordination, none of it's up to
par.
unknown (31:15):
It's not gonna work.
SPEAKER_02 (31:16):
You know what came up a lot that you like doing on
a first day is hiking.
Because people say that if it'sa trail that isn't populated, if
it's a trail that's kind ofsecluded, it could be dangerous.
Wasn't there a girl inScottsdale that got killed
hiking a couple years ago inlike North Scottsdale?
On a date.
I don't think it was a date.
SPEAKER_00 (31:31):
Like, did she fall from the heat and die murder?
SPEAKER_02 (31:33):
No, though, he was like following her, remember?
I thought, anyways, I don'tremember.
Concerts was something youshould never do because you
can't hear, can't get to knoweach other.
Anywhere private, the woods.
SPEAKER_00 (31:46):
Um, let's go out in the woods.
I would love to uh show you someof my force.
SPEAKER_02 (31:54):
Um, someone said, none of my favorite spots in
case it goes bad.
I usually have a designated spotjust for dates.
I have done that, and then youfeel like you can't go back.
SPEAKER_00 (32:03):
Well, I I do it though, and it wasn't even like
I saw this girl who worked atChipotle, and she was like
really hot.
And I was surprised.
I'm like, how is she here atChipotle?
She must be a good personbecause she's not working real
estate or a bottle service girl.
And so I asked her for a number,and I'll never do this again.
Not because of the reason thatyou're probably thinking of, but
(32:23):
I asked her and she goes, Well,I have a boyfriend, which I
completely understand, but shecould have been full of shit,
who knows?
And so um, that hurt me deep,more so because I mean I have to
go see her every day, and so Ikind of just ignore it.
But also, if you get shot downby somebody who works at
Chipotle, that fucking hurtsyou.
For example, if you wereapplying at a job and the job uh
(32:45):
you're yeah, I applied to be adoctor.
Like, yeah, you don't even havethe credentials, get the fuck
out of here.
But if you like apply it toMcDonald's, like, bro, they hire
everybody.
What are you talking about?
SPEAKER_02 (32:55):
Well, maybe she did have a boyfriend.
Maybe she would have beeninterested in you had she not
been in a relationship, butshe's being respectful.
SPEAKER_00 (33:01):
Yeah, it's very true.
SPEAKER_03 (33:02):
But yeah, but but then if you keep going to the
same Chipotle, you feel likeeventually she's gonna be like,
hey, broke up with my boyfriend.
SPEAKER_00 (33:09):
Yeah, that's very true.
I'm waiting on that day still.
I go to that Chipotle every day,which is why like every day I
eat the same thing.
SPEAKER_03 (33:15):
And she still works there?
Yeah.
Is that awkward?
SPEAKER_00 (33:18):
Ever since I asked her that, I mean, I'm just
trying to ignore it, even likethough she like makes the food.
Every time I go in there, she'snot there.
And then when I start to grab myfood and walk away, I sometimes
I look back and I see her goback up to the lots.
SPEAKER_01 (33:32):
She needs to be coming and she's like, fuck, I'm
not here.
SPEAKER_00 (33:36):
I'm just like, just please, just make this easy.
Just please, I'll just get myfood and go.
SPEAKER_02 (33:41):
Someone said, take her to eat.
And if she orders a salad, getup right away and walk out.
Go find a real woman.
You need a a real woman.
Do you get turned off if a womanorders a salad on a date?
SPEAKER_00 (33:52):
Fuck no, she's saving me money.
SPEAKER_03 (33:53):
I was gonna say, I'm offended because sometimes I
like a salad for dinner.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (33:57):
I've had girls that use me for um like free meals.
But you can tell though, becausethey're not interested in the
date and they're very you givethem, they give you one-word
answers when they're done, andthen at the end, this is where I
like to play games too.
So they try and use me for afree meal, like they'll take a
few bites and I eat a lot.
So when I asked the um the guyfor a check, this one the lady
(34:19):
did walk out, and she goes, uh,can I get a box to go?
And I go, No, it's fine, I'llfinish it.
And so she was like, I was like,No, I'm serious, I'm hungry.
I not I'm not uh my parentsraised me to not waste food.
And she was like, I'm gonnaleave.
And she did leave.
She just got up there.
Yeah, yeah, she did leave.
That's like the one.
SPEAKER_02 (34:39):
True colors.
SPEAKER_00 (34:40):
Yes.
She had balls though.
She had balls though, she didn'tsuccumb to the pressure.
SPEAKER_02 (34:44):
So is that the only girl that's ever walked out on
you?
SPEAKER_00 (34:46):
Yes.
SPEAKER_03 (34:46):
Wow.
Have you ever do you ever makethe joke about like asking them
to pay or pay half the bill?
Is that ever something that youNo?
SPEAKER_00 (34:55):
I've never done that.
Wait, honestly, if a girl asksto pay half, that's where I'm
like, oh wow, nice.
But I've also been on so manydates where if the girl asks to
pay half, they're usually notinterested.
SPEAKER_02 (35:06):
Yeah, that is true.
Did you go to college?
SPEAKER_00 (35:08):
I went to community college.
Might as well say no college.
SPEAKER_02 (35:14):
Um, don't go anywhere where your wife can see
you.
unknown (35:17):
Oh my god, that's funny.
SPEAKER_02 (35:18):
Um, someone said a sewage disposal plant, but if
she was hot, I'd go with her.
SPEAKER_03 (35:23):
Why would you go there for a date?
But it's true.
SPEAKER_00 (35:26):
I feel like if you want to get used to this the
smell of sex.
SPEAKER_02 (35:28):
I think the the point he was trying to make was
if she's good looking, I don'tcare where it is, I'll go with
her.
Which is kind of true.
If there's someone that you'reinterested in and you're
attracted to them, really youcould sit on the curb of a
street and have a good time,right?
SPEAKER_00 (35:39):
Yes.
SPEAKER_02 (35:40):
I mean, it doesn't really matter where you are.
Um Can I ask you something?
SPEAKER_00 (35:44):
Have you guys noticed the epidemic of fake
titties like everywhere?
Like there every girl now hasfake tits.
SPEAKER_01 (35:50):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (35:50):
It's crazy.
Like I went on a date with agirl with fake boobs, and in her
Instagram, the uh the bio waslike proverbs, like Peter or
something, which is a proverbthat was about vanity.
SPEAKER_03 (36:01):
Yeah.
Well, there was remember howmany years ago was it that it
that was like the thing thatparents were getting their
daughters boob jobs for theirhigh school girls.
That was creepy to me.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_00 (36:12):
That's insane.
SPEAKER_03 (36:13):
Like, and I don't know if it's just here because
we're in Scottsdale and it's sovain, like everybody's so vain
here or what that it's just likea thing.
SPEAKER_02 (36:21):
But isn't it kind of trending downwards now?
Like I know a lot of people areremoving them.
Yeah, for that.
And I think flat boobs arecoming back in because butts are
in now.
Oh, is that what it is?
That's a horrible bottom pantsinstead of buttons.
SPEAKER_00 (36:33):
I wish that guy died.
The guy who invented BBLs.
I really do.
SPEAKER_02 (36:36):
But I read that now there's they start to leak and
it smells really, really bad.
SPEAKER_03 (36:42):
It stinks.
Well, that's what uh I think itwas Cart, was it Cardi B's ex
said that he broke up with herbecause was it Stefan Diggs that
said this?
That's he broke up with her andhe said because her BBL stunk so
bad.
Like, what does it smell of?
SPEAKER_00 (36:55):
I wouldn't know.
When I find out, I will tellyou.
I don't go out with that type ofwoman.
SPEAKER_03 (36:59):
Like, I'm not sure what it smells like, but it must
smell bad because he publiclysaid, people die from that.
They do.
SPEAKER_00 (37:05):
And honestly, if you're if you're going into that
operation and you do die,there's no sadness for me.
Because like you shouldn't bedoing that anyways.
SPEAKER_02 (37:14):
Yeah.
And they look ridiculous.
I'm sorry, you see these womenthat uh are like they just look,
you can set a glass on there.
SPEAKER_03 (37:19):
It's like a bug's life.
It's like the ants with the bigbutts and the skinny legs.
SPEAKER_00 (37:23):
Some people like that though, and I'm like, bro,
what is your problem?
That's weird.
SPEAKER_02 (37:26):
Oh, so you're encouraging this.
You're not into the big fakeboobies.
SPEAKER_00 (37:30):
I mean, I like boobs, but uh there is something
to said about like vanity andfinding a good woman and having
fake tits at the same time.
So it's it's tough.
SPEAKER_02 (37:40):
So now we're gonna discuss the celebrity cut where
we marinate and the juices ofthe celebrities.
I saw the list of the topmeanest celebrities.
What would you say?
Who would you say is on thelist?
SPEAKER_00 (37:50):
Ellen DeGeneres.
SPEAKER_02 (37:52):
She's on the list.
SPEAKER_03 (37:53):
Oh, is she really?
I'm not surprised because theyyeah, her some of her employees
I think came out and said.
SPEAKER_02 (37:59):
So number five is Kevin Spacey.
I've heard he's a douchebag.
SPEAKER_00 (38:02):
Bitchy queen.
SPEAKER_02 (38:04):
Number four is Ellen DeGeneres.
Number three is Chevy Chase.
That's so disappointing.
I love Chevy Chase.
I have heard that.
I don't like that.
I don't like that either.
Because I love his movies, TheGriswold.
SPEAKER_00 (38:15):
Is Ryan Reynolds on that list?
SPEAKER_02 (38:17):
Uh he is not, but his wife is.
So number two is J Lo.
Number one is Blake Lively.
But did you see that clip ofRyan Reynolds um with it with
the kid that just came outyesterday?
So a kid was asking him aquestion and was like, Good
evening, nice to meet you, Mr.
Ryan Reynolds.
And Ryan says, let's just getstraight to the question.
Like, what a dick to like aneight-year-old kid.
(38:38):
And people he's just beingslammed.
People are like, oh, he'sprobably trying to be funny, but
there's a time and a place, andit's a little kid.
SPEAKER_00 (38:44):
Maybe he's just fed up with life dealing with his
bitch wife.
SPEAKER_02 (38:46):
Right.
SPEAKER_00 (38:47):
He just takes all his anger on everybody.
SPEAKER_02 (38:49):
Fuck you, Blake.
So now it's time to get to knowyou with Zoyo, sponsored by
Zoyo, your neighborhood yogurt.
Have you ever been to Zoyo forfrozen yogurt?
Froyo.
SPEAKER_00 (38:59):
I have not.
Is it Froyo?
Is that the same one?
Or did you say Zoyo?
SPEAKER_02 (39:03):
Zoyo is the froyo.
SPEAKER_00 (39:05):
So it's like the knockoff, or no?
unknown (39:06):
No.
SPEAKER_03 (39:06):
Well, it's the name of the name of the chain.
Oh, okay.
So they have froyo.
Okay.
Pick a card, the top card, andanswer it.
SPEAKER_00 (39:15):
Isn't this the meat grab?
Oh, it used to be the meat grab.
SPEAKER_02 (39:18):
And he's not picking the top one.
Okay.
Who knows what his question is?
SPEAKER_00 (39:29):
Finish the sentence.
I like my sex how I like mycoffee black or cream filled.
Cream filled is good.
I should have said like myTwinkies because cream filled.
SPEAKER_02 (39:45):
Oh, good answer.
That is a good answer.
That's hilarious.
Do you have any other questions?
Do you have any other questions?
Or anything else you want tosay?
Or a message you want to giveout there to your future wife?
SPEAKER_00 (39:55):
Everybody.
No, I'm just kidding.
So I do have like a horrible daystory, or this chick was crazy.
So I went.
So I used to go to Boondocks.
You guys heard Boondocks, right?
I go there, I met some chick,like we ended up drinking, and
we go back to her place fuckingblah blah blah.
And we were kind of like a thingfor a couple weeks.
And she she asked me because Itold her I was in my friends
(40:17):
were in town for a wedding, andpeople I haven't seen in years.
And so I told her I'm going toboondocks with my friends, blah
blah blah.
And she goes, Oh, can I come?
And I was like, Well, no, Ihaven't seen them in a long
time.
I want to hang out with them.
And so she shows up unannouncedand tells all my friends that
she's my girlfriend.
Like that's how she introducesherself.
SPEAKER_02 (40:36):
What?
SPEAKER_00 (40:37):
Yes.
SPEAKER_02 (40:38):
This was a first time meeting.
SPEAKER_00 (40:39):
No, no, no, no, no.
SPEAKER_02 (40:40):
Like we had Oh, you oh, you'd met before.
Okay.
SPEAKER_00 (40:42):
Yeah, we had met before.
Like I said, we had sex before.
And it was like Yeah, we were alittle thing.
And so um I mean, obviously,like I said, I I like to have
fun, so I get drunk and we endup fucking again.
And so I at that point I kind ofhad enough.
So I told her I wasn't reallyemotionally available.
And so I left like stuff at herplace.
(41:02):
And so she has like one ofthose, what is it, the the phone
electric, so you can unlock thedoor.
So I told her I'm there.
I go inside and I go to grab mystuff, and she has everything
perfectly placed.
And so on the coffee table,there's a bunch of Polaroids,
which have like pictures kind ofof us, which I like I get fucked
up, so I don't really knoweverything that goes on.
(41:24):
So I mean, maybe we took themwhen I was fucking plastered,
and she left my she left a bagof my stuff, like running shoes
or something, and in the bag,and she has a treat machine for
the doggies, you know, so itsenses when they're there, it's
got a camera on it.
So she placed it in front ofthere so she would see me and
the sensor.
And I was taking like a videoand sending it of my friends of
what the what it was lookinglike, and I could hear like a
(41:47):
voice in the back.
She goes, Did you like my note?
And I was like, Oh my god.
Like while I was in the middleof the video, I was like, Yeah.
The vote, the note was like,You're my knight in shining
armor, and I know you're not inthe space right now, or
something like that.
Let me know if anything changes,blah blah blah.
SPEAKER_03 (42:04):
Oh my gosh.
SPEAKER_00 (42:04):
Block list.
I was block list.
SPEAKER_02 (42:07):
Nothing changed, nothing changed.
You didn't go back to her.
SPEAKER_00 (42:10):
Well, my friends followed her on TikTok and she
made a TikTok about it.
SPEAKER_01 (42:13):
Wow.
SPEAKER_00 (42:14):
Yeah, it was it was pretty crazy.
SPEAKER_02 (42:16):
That's funny.
SPEAKER_00 (42:17):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_02 (42:18):
Well, thank you so much, and thank you so much for
joining us this week at the MeatMarket Market.
If you want to go on a date withBig Boner, send us a DM at Meat
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Oh my god, I just totally gotcatfished.
(42:38):
He looks absolutely nothing likehis picture.
SPEAKER_03 (42:41):
So I found out the guy that I've been dating is
married with kids.
His wife just reached out to me.
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