August 27, 2025 • 41 mins
Red Flags, Love Bombs, and Savannah’s Wild Stories
Forget fairy tales, Savannah’s dating life is more rodeo than romance.
This cowgirl-turned-content-creator has seen it all: serial cheaters, love bombers, halfway-decent cowboys, and men who can’t even send a text. With her bold honesty, Savannah opens up about navigating OnlyFans stigma, the non-negotiables of dating with pets, and the chaos of modern relationships.
Laugh, cringe, and maybe rethink your own love life!
Listen now to Savannah’s unfiltered story.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Oh my god, I just totally got catfished.
He looks absolutely nothinglike his picture.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
So I found out, the guy that I've been dating is
married with kids.
His wife just reached out to me.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Welcome to the Meat Market.
The single scene is aslaughterhouse and we are here
to devour it.
We are your hosts.
I'm Lindsay, I'm Jess andtoday's sizzling single is
Savannah the sexy, gorgeousSavannah.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Welcome.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Hi, thanks for having me.
So women are saying that mennowadays are weak.
How do you think about this?
100% you agree.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Yes, tell us.
They're little babies, to behonest with you in my experience
.
Little babies, to be honestwith you in my experience, uh, I
also come from like the midwestand military stock and stuff.
So in the back of my mind I'malways like there were men out
there writing love letters inthe middle of a war and these
(01:02):
dudes are just not it they can'teven send a text back right
because, they're too busy justbecause they're too busy too
busy scrolling on
Speaker 2 (01:14):
instagram.
So weak in their pursuit ofwomen?
Weak, physically weak, weakmentally weak, is it?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
all of the things weak, not being able to change a
tire or there's that too.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
I think a lot of masculinity got attacked and I
like really think we need to getback that healthy masculinity,
because we really need it.
There should be like everyoneis masculine and feminine.
There should be a balance ofboth.
Um, but dudes today.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
So you seem like a strong woman.
How do you like a man toapproach you?
Do you like him to make thefirst move?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
take initiative yeah, be a man.
Yeah, I like I don't know.
I know I look very like newagey and stuff, but I think my
values are probably a little bitmore on that end, like
traditional for sure.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Do you think men are afraid to approach you?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I'm so small though, in real life I'm like and you're
so nice and sweet.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I know you are.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
But I think I do walk around with either resting sad
face or resting bitch face andthen when I'm like walking
through crowds, anywhere I go,I'm like zeroed in on where I
need to go, so I don't like makeeye contact with anyone and I
walk really fast.
My tiny little legs go so fastI'm like don't.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
No one talk to me.
So your instagram says that youare not your average cowgirl.
How are you not your averagecowgirl?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
explain uh probably because I'm a freaking weirdo,
but in a good way, in the bestway possible, in a good way.
Now it's cool to be like this.
So like, I guess it's calledy'all.
Turnative is what they call it.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I haven'all turn it in.
I love that, that's funny.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I have been this way since forever, I guess, except
that back in my younger days Iwas super emo, so I at least
matured that look as I got older.
But I definitely had my hairchopped off into like a pixie
cut.
I wore layers of stupidnecklaces that did not look good
(03:28):
, my skinny jeans, my etny skateshoes, a belt that went through
, no loops over my shirt and Irode my horses like that, like a
little weirdo.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
But you're so beautiful I feel like you could
get away with wearing anything,and it would work.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
now maybe not so beautiful.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I was maybe an ugly duckling back then.
So you're a model now and aninfluencer.
What do you model?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
um, I kind of do a little bit of everything.
Uh, I am freelance because I'vebeen places like lingerie trade
shows and stuff and I've seenother models and what they have
to deal with being through anagency.
First of all, most of the timeyou're probably not really
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picking your jobs and stuff andyou get treated more like a live
mannequin, whereas I am superchoosy about who I work with and
they're going to be choosing mefor my personality.
So, like I work for a friendwhen I do lingerie trade shows
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in Vegas and I don't wear anyhigh heels, I wear combat boots
or cowboy boots and then I don'tjust stand there, I talk to
people, I walk around, I handout things.
I like talk to people atdifferent booths and stuff and I
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see all the other models arelike stuck in their one little
spot and like I've seen them getlike talked to negatively
because they were talking likethey should just be quiet.
So I'm not really a great modelbecause I'm like things are
gonna be my way.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yeah, you have your list of demands.
I love how you know what youwant and you're not gonna accept
anything less.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
That's awesome good for you so yeah, I do like
different brands reach out to meum tattoo piercing companies
and stuff motorcycle companies.
Uh, it would be cool if morelike western horse companies
would like reach out, but I'mprobably not there.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I was just gonna say to say do you feel like you're?
You have a hard time becauseyou're not traditional looking.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
I think it's getting easier now, but yes, um for sure
.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
And you said that you've dabbled in only fans.
Tell us about that, yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
I've been doing only fans for I guess five years now.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Um, I've heard there's really good money in
that.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
It can be, but there's a lot of misconceptions
so everyone thinks that you'rejust going to log on and like
make millions.
But you basically have tounless you just decide I'm just
going to let everybody in likemy small town know Like I'm just
going to sell to them.
You pretty much have to makeyourself a celebrity for people
(06:26):
to be interested and for you todo well, otherwise, what?
What is the point and how dopeople come across you or
anything?
Most girls are probably makinglike 200 a month and it's not
worth it at that point because alot of them don't realize the
ramifications are gonna comethrough like doxing and things
like that.
Yeah, I've heard it's a lot ofwork.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
don't realize the ramifications that are going to
come through like doxing andthings like that.
Yeah, I've heard it's a lot ofwork to gain a following and to
make money, like you'reconstantly having to promote
yourself and put yourself outthere.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Yeah, and you've got to deal with all of the lash
battle and the lash back too.
There's a lot of mean, scarypeople and a lot of people do
not.
You, you know you get called aprostitute and things all day
long.
Uh, death threats and stufflike just getting called a whore
(07:13):
and just that you're oh, scumof the earth, just tear it.
I'm terrible things.
Um, I get told that someone'slike I hope you have a
miscarriage and die.
Oh my god that's awful.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Well, we get hate like that every single day too,
so what's the weirdest thingsomeone's ever requested from
your only fans there is someweird ones, but this one, I
guess, involved he wanted towatch me walk in horse shit.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Ew, like barefoot.
He barefoot and in boots.
He wanted both and he wanted it.
It was really hard because Iworked back then Well, I still
work now but he wanted freshhorse shit.
Oh my God.
I'm like, by the time I gethome, like I can, I can't, just
I gotta sit there and wait formy horse to poop.
Oh my god, and I clean my pensall the time.
(08:10):
I'm not like you, don't justlike leave the horse laying
around there like I'm take careof my animals, dude, but yeah,
he, he did pay for that.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Um, if you don't mind me asking how much I know how
much much is it a lot.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
No, I probably that was like in my beginning day, so
I probably didn't ask more thanlike a couple hundred.
Okay, did he want?
You naked or no, I was closed.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Oh, you were really yeah, like laundry like
something sexy or just regularclothes, so it wasn't like a
foot fetish situation probablywhat that is, and he wanted me
to send him horse shit in themail.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
I think so he could like, so I can make him eat it
this is so bizarre to me wow,that is okay, that's weird, yeah
, so when you do only fans?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
do you do it have partners on or do you just do
requests?
Do people request for you to dothings?
Uh, how does your content?
Speaker 3 (09:07):
work I do solo.
I wasn't a relationship forfive years, up until a year ago,
so I just filmed with him.
I know there's people inrelationships that film outside
of their relationships and, um,you know that's for them to work
out.
My relationship was not thatway, we were monogamous, and so
I only filmed with him.
(09:28):
Um, and now that we're nottogether, I've not filmed like
boy, girl content is itsomething that you want to do
with a future partner?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I yes, I mean preferably do you do it to make
money solely or do you enjoydoing it like if you were to
marry a guy that couldfinancially support you?
Would you continue?
Speaker 3 (09:51):
the only fans I think I would do it in a different
manner.
Um.
So like, right now I'm prettypornographic.
Right.
There's and there's girls thatdon't do full porn and stuff.
They may just like lingeriephotos or whatever.
Um, I do all that, um she outthere.
(10:11):
So, uh, with a partner, thoughI think it's fun, like when
you're comfortable with eachother.
Uh, I think it kind of for meis weird to try and keep filming
outside of that.
Um, but I don't want to be like, solely reliant on a man.
(10:33):
I want to have why not if Icould just keep this going to a
degree and have something kindof still flowing in.
Um, if I was with someone, I'dprobably and they didn't want me
to do it I'd be like, okay,maybe I won't do like my
pornographic stuff.
I'm going to go more into likeTantra and like more teasing
(10:56):
seductive side, right.
And then make it more likeartsy than just like, than just
like pussy shots.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
How do you tell a guy that you're dating, that you do
OnlyFans and does it affectyour dating life?
I don't, you don't tell them.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
I mean I do, I just don't have like no holds bars.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
I'm just like do you tell them on the?
Speaker 3 (11:16):
first date.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I was just gonna ask that Do you tell them right away
?
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Yeah, I don't have too much of a filter.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
And I'm like that's's awesome if you don't like it.
And in today's day and age,with the information, like the
ease of information, any guythat you've met or that you've
met on the apps or whatever,they can just look you up.
Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
They can look you up online and they can find out
yeah without even having aconversation with you and so
many women are on only fans.
Now we hear it all the timethat there are so many of them
that you know yeah it's prettycommon yeah it's and well, I
would say like destigmatize, butnot really it's gotten more.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
So question I hear.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
My husband and I we always get random texts from
random numbers, like hey, you'regoing to that party tonight or
hey, haven't seen you in a longtime, and I've heard it's only
fans girls trying to get thatengagement to get clients.
Is that true?
Do they like randomly textpeople to kind of?
Um I think, those are scammers.
I think so too, becausesometimes they're a little
(12:17):
flirty and apparently it's womenthat just randomly text in
hopes that someone you know.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
But is it real women or because there are scam only?
Fans accounts 100 there arefake like bots, yeah, that are
created prevalent, like I getthat stuff and I'm like
countries and it's really yeahand it's like really you know
scammers in some other countrythat are posting pictures as
only fans women and so it'sprobably those types of accounts
(12:45):
that are sending those textsand then now it's getting worse
with like ai.
I know I saw a video where itwas a man like dancing, all
seductive, like kind of like youwere talking about.
He was clothed but he was doingit in front of the camera and
ai was turning him into a womanin lingerie, basically doing the
exact same moves in the same inthe same way wow, so you never
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know?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
yeah and so, um, how do you?
How did you market yourself?
I hear that a lot of people goon dating apps or dating
websites.
A lot of those women are onlyfans models trying to get
customers.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Is that true?
I know girls have done.
I didn't really like it becausethen I felt kind of cheap and
gross, like I don't know.
These poor guys are alreadylike they're already looking for
love, looking for love outthere Like you don't want to,
you're so nice, you're so honest.
And then what if you can getkicked off of it pretty easy?
(13:44):
What if I need to get on therebecause I'm looking for love,
like what?
That's true.
So are you on the apps to date?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Not anymore.
I was.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
But then I got into a relationship and then that just
blew up in my face Likewhatever.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
So what are you looking for?
Are you looking to get married,have kids?
Speaker 3 (14:03):
I don't know if I can have kids.
So what are you looking for?
Are you looking to get married,have kids?
I don't know if I can have kids, but I have tons of animals.
I could be a stepmom.
Super cool one, but I think Iwould like to get married.
I definitely would like to findmy forever person, but like you,
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were saying earlier, there's alot of baby back bitches out
there, so it's very true, and alot of them are under the guise
of being real men who are justbroken little boys and refuse to
face any of their shadows, sothey just leave destruction in
their path and it's gross whathappened with the guy that you
were dating?
He didn't even really break upwith me because he's a coward.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Again back to the men being weak, which, yeah, you
can't have a conversation to enda relationship.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Pretty crazy, especially when I even gave him
the out of being like, hey, ifyou're not in love with me
anymore, you need to let me go.
Wouldn't, couldn't say it.
It was kind of went being like,hey, if you're not in love with
me anymore, like you need tolet me go, wouldn't, couldn't
say it.
It was kind of went to like,yeah, and it couldn't say it At
first.
It was like let's pump thebrakes and I'm like okay, you, I
was fine, I was living my liferescuing animals, doing my
(15:23):
equine vet tech job.
I was busy, didn't need a man,I was tired of men.
And this dude, like a predator,like targeted me and um went
out of his way, like it was hislife's mission to make me fall
in love with him.
I mean, he's like met my momand taken her out to a very
(15:45):
exclusive dinner and stuff, toldher he was in love with me.
Uh, how long were you together?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
like three months love bombing, so he would love
me like crazy and he was likewell off.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
So he like used his money to be very extravagant
with how he showed up for me andalthough it was him filling up
my cup with ice water andbringing it to me when I was
working, doing some promo work,and then I was like I've never
(16:20):
had a man like fill up my cupbefore, it's a little thing,
literally.
Yeah, I know I was like um, andthen I told him a story, a very
embarrassing story, within anhour of like meeting him and he
after he's Washington.
So after he flew back fromWashington, or flew back to
(16:41):
Washington the first time, hesent me like an Instacart full
of like goodies and stuff andlike Red Bull and candy and like
pounds of it, and then women'sdisposable underwear.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Because of the thing I had told him and I was like
that's pretty hilarious.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
I was like he's the one.
Um, I was all in and I evenhave a reel I had made like, I
think, shortly before he kind ofentered my life.
Well, I stay getting bamboozledby men and I can remember being
in the vehicle with him andlike holding his hand and we
were looking each other in theeye and we're like you're not
gonna bamboozle me, are you?
(17:24):
And he's like no, you're notgonna bamboozle me, are you?
I was like no, motherfuckerbamboozled me.
So did he just ghost you?
So how did he end things yeah,I tried.
I was like we need to have, Imean I'm I feel like I should be
owed a conversation like youwere having me look at
properties here for us at onepoint, like I'm sorry, am I
taking crazy pills?
(17:45):
So he didn't live here, he no,he lives in washington.
And then he was starting abusiness here, okay, out of
nowhere, like I thought, becausehe wanted to like snowbird here
to be with me.
I think he's just like lost inlife and just chase his little
yeah, chase his little things.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
How did you meet him?
Did you meet him onlineinstagram?
Speaker 3 (18:08):
yeah, on instagram he slid into the dms yeah, and I
should have went with my gutbecause I was like he looks like
a douchebag and but I had a.
I had rescued nine puppies.
I'm an equine vet tech and Isaw a situation when I was out
on a farm call and I couldn'tstomach it or leave them.
So I ended up rescuing ninepuppies and I had to home all
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those.
So I had one left to home andthis guy hit me up and I had
just dealt with men trying toadopt this dog and use it as a
way to get a date with me, andso I was like no, I'm sick of
this.
Like no, you guys stop.
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So he was like so I keptposting the dog.
He was like, hey, you poop,stop posting the dog, I want to
adopt her, whatever.
So he ended up flying down hereto posting the dog.
I want to adopt her, whatever.
So he ended up flying down hereto meet the dog and then told
me later, to my face, that hewas already in love with me when
he like first saw me, likebefore he ever met me, and he
knew that he just had to get infront of me to make me fall in
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love with him.
Red flag, but me.
I'm like, you're like it's afairy tale.
Yes, I will.
I do, I know, because I'm likemy life should be a movie and
right now it feels like one.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
So how is dating in Scottsdale?
Uh, it's been not the best.
For me, are the Scottsdale menbetter than the Washington men?
The best.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
For me, the scottsdale men better than the
washington men.
There's a lot of no, but it'sturning into la here, I feel
like big time and that's what'shappening.
Um, I at least live in like amore sleepy area, but where are
you located?
I'm like cave creek okay, oh, Ilove cave creek.
So there's a lot of old peopleand stuff love them.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
They probably hate me but there goes that girl with
the blue hair.
Again, I know she's like alwaysblaring something.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
It could be the gangster rapper.
It could be like instrumentalmusical score.
Who?
Speaker 1 (20:18):
knows, but it's 6 am.
What does a guy have to do toland you?
Speaker 3 (20:24):
well, I thought I knew, and then it just worked
and I was like oh, what are yourdeal breakers?
You okay.
Well, if he doesn't likeanimals, that's not gonna work
so if a guy is not a dog lover.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Can you date him?
Can you move forward?
Well, what is that?
A non-negotiable like other,animals like, but he's just not
a pet person.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
No no, it's not gonna work no because my whole life
is animals yeah, do you like thedog?
Mostly in the bed all my dogssleep in my bed yeah, how many
dogs do you have?
I have two now okay justrehomed my husky when I was in
utah okay, I was like this ladywanted him.
I feel like getting a husky outof the desert is like a good
deed.
Yeah, it is also.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Yeah, I had a rumor that women choose dogs similar
to their ideal partner.
Do you think this is true?
But what if you like chihuahuasLike?
Does that mean you like short,yappy men?
Speaker 2 (21:15):
I always thought it was.
The dog takes on thepersonality of the owner.
Oh yeah, what if you had a guy?
If you had a guy that told youabsolutely not, the dogs cannot
sleep in the bed.
It's either the dogs or me.
What would you do?
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Choose the dogs, choose the dogs, choose the dogs
.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
I can't let my dog sleep in bed with me, but if I
did, and I had to make thatchoice, I think I'd choose the
dog.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Can you stop?
But I, if I did and I had tomake that choice, I think I'd
choose.
Can you stall?
Weird, I feel like alone whenthey're not.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Uh-huh, I can't sleep in bed with my dog.
My dog has to be under thecovers in between my legs, like
she has to be like curled up, orshe has to be laying, like her
body has to be stretched out onthe side of my body.
And I can't, like I could, justI cannot.
I'm not a cuddler like.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
I can't, it's too much can your dog sense bad
partners like?
Does your dog act differentlywith men that you date all?
Speaker 3 (22:11):
right, yeah, I think.
So high dash is kind of weirdbecause I've had him like man
like 11 years, um, so he's beenwith me through some like
abusive things so he's very kindof flighty.
So he's weird with men ingeneral, like it does not matter
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how many times this dog meets aman, it's like meeting him for
the first time.
Um, even my ex of five years,who lived with me in a camper
trailer Like a dog, would stillbe like who are you?
But he definitely is morepresent.
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If he gets better like vibesfrom him, he definitely wants to
hide more.
If it's off Someone, that'skind of off.
And then my new puppy.
He's still still a puppy, sohe's kind of not, he doesn't
care, he's just like people hedoesn't know.
Yet he still has to experiencemore are you ready for it?
Speaker 2 (23:14):
I'm ready for it.
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So we have a question this week, um, from somebody on instagram
.
She reached out to us.
I can't remember which episodeit was that she was responding
to, um, but this is what shesaid.
I prefer uncut, souncircumcised guys, but all guys
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here in the us are cut.
How do I find myself an uncutgentleman?
Speaker 1 (23:48):
that's tough because you can't exactly you can't only
uncut.
Men need apply like how do youmean?
You can but that's limitingyourself in this country,
because aren't most people?
Speaker 3 (24:02):
circumcised, most men circumcised here I know in.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Europe and England, like no one is, oh man, I
wouldn't do well there.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
Really you don't like it.
I was going to say is that yourpreference.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Your preference is to cut.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Well, I kind of okay.
I got a lot going on in mymouth.
I have bless his heart.
He still came back for more.
But I have definitely cut aman's Foreskin.
Yeah, with my piercings.
(24:32):
I've never done it to someonewho was circumcised, but I've
done it to men who were not.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
So literally that would be like a no-go I feel.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Uh-huh.
So I mean so literally, thatwould be like a no-go I feel uh
huh.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
So I mean he, you have to like have them sign a
waiver.
Like I am not, I'm notfinancially liable I will not
pay your medical bills yeah,sorry for the scarring.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
So if she's the teller, maybe she should put it
up there, right, I guess, yeah,or before she starts the
conversation with anyone, askthat, make that be the first
question.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
That's what I mean you might as well.
Why waste your time?
If that's a big stipulation foryou, right.
If it's a deal breaker, yeah,then why beat around the bush.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Speaking of your facial piercings, do you like
guys who also have a lot going?
No, Okay.
So are you into more like cleancut?
Oh.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
So are you into more like clean cut?
Oh, I want him to have a lot oftattoos, okay, but I don't like
guys with piercings because I'mlike you can't both have a ton
of piercings, yeah that's weird.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Could you date a typical guy that has like the
suit and tie very clean cut, oris that not your type at all?
Speaker 3 (25:37):
I could if the personality is right, but
typically, like attraction wise,I like look a little bit like
felons.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Has it gotten me I?
Speaker 2 (25:50):
was going to say have you ever dated an actual felon?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Yeah, like I dated a felon.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Really yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
What was he in jail for?
I think like stealing orsomething, but like LA.
So it was not a good prison oh.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
We're going to discuss an article now how
having a dog impacts your datinglife.
I guess it has a big impact.
So manypetscom conducted asurvey to uncover how their pup
affects their dating life.
Overall, 86 percent of peoplefeel their dog has a positive
impact on their dating life.
So when it comes toface-to-face connections, more
than half of dog owners credittheir pups for either helping
them break the ice or byattracting them to others or
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attracting others to them.
Did you hear about, you know,james middleton, kate middleton,
sorry, oh okay.
Katherine, the princess ofwales, her brother.
Did you hear how he met his nowwife?
So he was at a pub and his dogwent up to some random girl and
he went up to apologize.
She thought he was the waiterso ordered another drink from
him.
He went, got the drink, toldthe waiter to send it over with
(26:51):
a note saying hey, you know,this is my number.
I'm not the waiter.
She calls him that night.
Now they're married, but anywayit was the dog that like helped
them meet each other I think so.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
I think it's a good icebreaker.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
I ran into my neighbor once at a bar in Old
Town.
It was like a Saturday and mymom and some of her friends were
in town.
One of my childhood friendsalso lives here, and so we were
all together the three moms andthen the one's son and me and
ran into my neighbor and he hadhis dog with him and so I
introduced him to the family orwhatever, and then we went and
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sat at our own table and mychildhood friend looks at me and
he goes, man, he goes.
Your neighbor sure knows whathe's doing with that dog and I
was like yes, he does, yes, hedoes.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
He was like maybe I need to get a dog yep, well, I
mean for sure if I'm, if I'm outat a house party or gathering
or anything or at the bars orsomething, and I saw a handsome
man there with a dog and ahandsome man there without a dog
, like a weirdo, I'm gonna go tothe one with the dog.
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I'm gonna be like this is ourchild now let's go home.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Let's go home 30 reported that their dog was a
great conversation starter.
35 people feel that their doghas helped them to make new
connections and break the icewith someone they are attracted
to.
One in five people said thatthey have not used their dog to
break the ice with a potentialdate, but respondents did report
that their dog has attractedother people to approach them.
One in 10 dog owners reportedthat their dog has helped them
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to meet and connect with othersingles who also love dogs.
Six percent of dog parents saytheir pup is mostly a dating
distraction.
You, you don't think your dogsare a dating distraction, right?
Like?
How is that?
Speaker 2 (28:38):
it's like yeah, if you have to like go home early
from a date to let the dogs out,or whatever.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
That means they save you.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
How many times have I been like?
Speaker 3 (28:47):
I have to go feed my horses.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
That's true.
Yeah, that's true.
So when it?
Speaker 3 (28:53):
comes to online dating.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
dog owners are more likely to get matches online.
34% of respondents findthemselves more drawn to profile
pictures featuring dogs.
Only 20% of people say they'recompletely indifferent.
63% of respondents say thattalking about their dog online
always makes them more likely toconnect to the potential love
interest.
55% would never date someonewho dislikes dogs.
(29:17):
Out of the dog owners surveyed,40% are confident enough to try
and convert their pooch-aversepartner into a dog lover 5% say
they'd be willing to put theirdog up for adoption.
Oh ain't, no way I'm getting ridof the person, seriously, who
would choose love over their dog.
You know that is love, whatthat's unconditional love.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Yeah, that's crazy.
No, if you don't like animals,first of all, you're probably a
serial killer so that's thefirst big red flag.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
I agree.
31 of people say that their doghas become noticeably jealous
of a potential love interest and26 have gotten in the way
during romantic moments.
Has that ever happened to youor the dog like?
Speaker 3 (29:57):
hey, you gotta get the dogs out of the room or
they're gonna go for the b-hole,and he's not gonna be happy
when it happens.
And then you're still gonnahave to get the dog out of the
room, so you might as well justdo it first do you put your?
Speaker 2 (30:15):
dog away when you?
No, because I don't let my dogson the bed, oh that's.
And so they just lay in theirlittle bed on the floor and do
your dogs get jealous when youhave a partner.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Do they act out Like here it says.
Sometimes they pee or chewshoes.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
My dogs are just like hey bro let's hang out, give me
attention.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Yeah, my dogs would like.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
they loved my ex just as much, like they would cuddle
him like almost as much as theywould to me I remember I went
on a date years ago and we wentto his place after, and it was
the first date, my first time.
Then I had these brand new redshoes that I put by the door and
the dog, freaking, chewed themoff and I was pissed because
this guy had money, he drove aporsche and he did not offer to
(31:01):
freaking replace my shoes.
Isn't that kind ofdisrespectful that is?
I'm like, I'll change my shoes,buy me another pair.
I didn't offer, I wouldn't haveaccepted.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
This reminds me I was dating this guy, and this was
like 10 years ago.
This was back in 2015.
It was no complaints.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
God.
So he had a dog.
That man owes me so much moneyin clothes.
Because that dog, if I left apair of anything that I wore on
my bottom half pants, he chewedthrough the crotch of jeans,
what Like panties.
I had to probably throw away100 pairs of panties because his
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dog would chew through thecrotch.
Shorts, sweatpantspants, jeansit didn't matter if they had my
scent on them.
His dog was chewing the crotchout of them.
Is it because he was jealous?
He was just.
I have no idea.
I feel like I rememberresearching why dogs do that,
(31:59):
but I don't remember what.
I don't remember the reasonbehind it I think it's like an
assertion of dominance thing.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
And your ex never offered to buy you new
replacement.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Never, oh, that's crazy.
Never, no, but you know who itis, I know who it is.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Hashtag no complaints , god.
17% of dog parents nowsafeguard their private time by
locking their dog out of theroom, and studies have shown
that women sleep better with adog the room and studies have
shown that women sleep betterwith the dogs is true.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
It is true.
Yeah, it's 100, true, I don't.
Well, not, not my dog.
I might sleep better with a dog, with a different, different
dog I get freaked out.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
If I wake up, my dog's not there.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
I'm like my dog's a velcro dog in the bed.
I can't I can't.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
So now we're gonna chat about celebrities.
Marinate in the juices of thecelebrities celebrity cut.
Did you see online that couplethat got arrested in Florida for
having sex on the beach?
Like they were having sex inbroad daylight and witnesses say
that a three-year-old saw them.
So the woman's already spent 30days in jail.
(32:59):
They're heading to court.
They both have to register assex offenders and they are
facing.
Up to what was it?
30 years in jail.
They're heading to court.
They both have to register assex offenders and they are
facing up to what was it?
Speaker 2 (33:08):
30 years in jail?
Yes, 30 years in jail.
And yeah, and you have to go onthe sex offender list.
Like isn't that crazy?
But daylight though.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
It's true, come on when there's kids around,
because when we were textingabout, this you can, at least I
was like I've had sex.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
like who hasn't had sex on the beach, really?
Speaker 1 (33:22):
like semi-public.
I've heard that wasuncomfortable because the sand
gets in your crotchal region.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
It's not as like.
It's not as great as it soundslike, but like you can just go
in the water, but always atnight.
Why would you do it during theday, when there's kids?
When there's kids and familiesaround like be smart, you know.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
But yeah like we've all done dumb shit, you know,
just never been caught.
But yeah, 30 years though,that's just crazy.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
That's like not worth it.
That is it seems like thepunishment doesn't fit the crime
.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
No, that's uncertain, because there's rapes and
murders that go forward.
Right, that's actually a goodpoint.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Like isn't that subway guy only in jail for like
12 years or something?
Jared, it's jared.
Oh no, that's a differentcommercial.
But yeah, like, how is he injail for less time?
You know, I know, I know,that's wild, that is wild.
So what is your favorite placeto go on a first date?
Do you like dinner?
Do you like coffee?
Speaker 3 (34:19):
honestly, I would like to do an activity.
I think it, I think it's, I dolike being fed.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
What's your favorite restaurant to go to on a pasty?
Speaker 3 (34:31):
I do Cornish pasty a lot.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
I love.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
Cornish pasty.
It's delicious, that's mycomfort food.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
What's your favorite pasty?
Speaker 3 (34:38):
The pork and apple, or the pilgrim.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
I've never tried the pork and apple.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
I always get the cheese and onion.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Have you been there, jess?
Oh.
Or the pilgrim?
I've never tried the pork andapple.
I always get the cheese andonion.
Have you been there, jess?
Oh, yeah, we've been there.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
I love the corner and they're scotch eggs.
Yeah, they're mushy peas, ohthey're.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
Mushy peas are so good they're like I think they
have like a leek soup orsomething.
It's good.
Yeah, all their stuff's good.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
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Speaker 2 (35:21):
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Yeah, on top, I was just tryingto figure out.
No, because it has one of theother questions on it.
I know I was like oh, the whitequestion Okay.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
Has there been a time that you said no to a sex act?
I mean, well, yeah, becausethere was a dude that had been
like get off of me, you weirdogross.
There was a dude that had beenlike get off of me, weirdo gross
(35:49):
.
But but as far as, like youknow, like I don't do, I mean I
don't do anal, you don't no, shewasn't made for that.
I wish I could, I accidentally,but yeah man, I can't.
My butt plug can get up therelike a little bit and then a
thumb every once in a while, butlike if he tries it I'm like
whoa, we're not doing that sir.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Has a guy ever asked you to do something to him and
you're like absolutely not.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
I mean I'd probably have not found a guy yet.
I make jokes all the time aboutlike letting me peg them, but
they won't.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Do you want to peg a guy?
Is that something you'd like todo?
I?
Speaker 3 (36:30):
think I'm usually a submissive, so I think I might
want to.
I think it could heal a lot ofthings in me to give her one
little nice go in it, dude, andjust like, fuck you.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Give it to them for once.
You know what I mean.
What?
Speaker 2 (36:45):
about smash rooms.
You know where.
You just go in and break shit.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Yeah, but it's a strap on a dude beagle and I'm
giving them the business.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
That's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
That's yeah.
So I have one last question.
You said you've been cheated on.
How did you find out they werecheating?
Speaker 3 (37:00):
The last one was so bad.
He like the last one was so bad.
He like broke up with me and itwas so bizarre because it was
another like love bombingsituation and me being a deer in
the headlights.
Like did he love me?
I'm so confused.
Um, my friend thought thatthings did not.
(37:20):
She was like something's notsitting like right and she's
like would you let me reach outto his ex-girlfriend and I was
like well, we're already brokenup, so sure.
And we were out at the bars andI was like trying to get
pictures with like random guyswith mustaches to like post
(37:42):
online.
And then my friend gets amessage back from his ex and she
looks at me and she's likeSavannah, she's like I need you
to just have like a really goodnight tonight and like we'll
talk tomorrow.
And I made her tell me somethings that night and I lost it.
(38:03):
So his ex let me know that theyactually were dating the whole
time, all the trips.
Yeah, I'm like I mean, how longwere you together for?
That one was six months.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
He had a girlfriend the whole time.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
This wasn't Washington guy, was it?
Speaker 3 (38:20):
No, no, okay, this was someone from he lives in,
like Morena.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
Wow, not only like did he have a long-term
girlfriend the whole time, whilehe's like making plans with me
to start a life together andstuff, he was also like serially
cheating with like other women,serially cheating with like
(38:47):
other women and at the end ofthings, I'm helping him move out
, helping him move out of hishouse.
It gets like worse too, becauseme and this, his long-term
girlfriend, synced up liketimelines of things that I was
like sick to my stomach, um, butI thought I was moving him out
of his house and that he wasgoing to be moving in with me
till we went and got a place.
(39:08):
And then, um, I unknowinglymoved him into the home of
another girl and she hadchildren and we there was like
so when I was with him, thecrazy ex-girlfriend did contact
me once, but I'm like fed thisnarrative right, and it was like
one person that contacted me.
(39:29):
So I'm like she's got, sheprobably is crazy.
And then, but this other girlthat he went to after me or was
with during me obviously becauseif it got to that point he's
moving in with her they had beenseeing each other for a while
um, we had like seven chickslike reach out to her with like
(39:50):
evidence of things and we'relike this man is dangerous and
you're moving him into yourhouse with your kid.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
I hope she broke up with him.
I know no, she let it end it.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
Yeah, it ended up blowing up her face later.
Wow, who can I guess that?
Speaker 1 (40:05):
my question is this does this guy work?
How does he have the time to?
Speaker 3 (40:10):
I don't understand it at all.
That would be so exhausting.
I mean, he would be like um,I'd be on like horse hauls with
him and he would like god.
Well, he's like sitting in thetruck next to me holding my hand
, looking me in the eyes,telling me he loves me, and or
like at dinner because I havereceipts of this um at dinner,
(40:33):
while he's sitting across fromme like same thing.
He is like sexting and I havethe.
I was like sick.
Because he's like talking andsaying he loves me, talking to
me about a future, me having hischildren, like all you know,
all the things, the love bombingthings while he's like
literally holding my hand andsexting other women.
Wow douche, no god there is athing called karma yeah, he's
(40:58):
will for sure get it.
I I am divinely protected, soall these motherfuckers like
eventually well.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
Thank you so much for joining us this week at the
meat market and thank you somuch to savannah.
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Oh my God, I just totally gotcatfished.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
He looks absolutely nothing like his picture, so I
found out, the guy that I'vebeen dating is married with kids
.
His wife just reached out to me.
Oh my god, I just totally got catfished.
He looks absolutely nothinglike his picture.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
So I found out, the guy that I've been dating is
married with kids.
His wife just reached out to me.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Welcome to the Meat Market.
The single scene is aslaughterhouse and we are here
to devour it.
We are your hosts.
I'm Lindsay, I'm Jess andtoday's sizzling single is
Savannah the sexy, gorgeousSavannah.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Welcome.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Hi, thanks for having me.
So women are saying that mennowadays are weak.
How do you think about this?
100% you agree.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Yes, tell us.
They're little babies, to behonest with you in my experience
.
Little babies, to be honestwith you in my experience, uh, I
also come from like the midwestand military stock and stuff.
So in the back of my mind I'malways like there were men out
there writing love letters inthe middle of a war and these
(01:02):
dudes are just not it they can'teven send a text back right
because, they're too busy justbecause they're too busy too
busy scrolling on
Speaker 2 (01:14):
instagram.
So weak in their pursuit ofwomen?
Weak, physically weak, weakmentally weak, is it?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
all of the things weak, not being able to change a
tire or there's that too.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
I think a lot of masculinity got attacked and I
like really think we need to getback that healthy masculinity,
because we really need it.
There should be like everyoneis masculine and feminine.
There should be a balance ofboth.
Um, but dudes today.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
So you seem like a strong woman.
How do you like a man toapproach you?
Do you like him to make thefirst move?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
take initiative yeah, be a man.
Yeah, I like I don't know.
I know I look very like newagey and stuff, but I think my
values are probably a little bitmore on that end, like
traditional for sure.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Do you think men are afraid to approach you?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I'm so small though, in real life I'm like and you're
so nice and sweet.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I know you are.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
But I think I do walk around with either resting sad
face or resting bitch face andthen when I'm like walking
through crowds, anywhere I go,I'm like zeroed in on where I
need to go, so I don't like makeeye contact with anyone and I
walk really fast.
My tiny little legs go so fastI'm like don't.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
No one talk to me.
So your instagram says that youare not your average cowgirl.
How are you not your averagecowgirl?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
explain uh probably because I'm a freaking weirdo,
but in a good way, in the bestway possible, in a good way.
Now it's cool to be like this.
So like, I guess it's calledy'all.
Turnative is what they call it.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I haven'all turn it in.
I love that, that's funny.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I have been this way since forever, I guess, except
that back in my younger days Iwas super emo, so I at least
matured that look as I got older.
But I definitely had my hairchopped off into like a pixie
cut.
I wore layers of stupidnecklaces that did not look good
(03:28):
, my skinny jeans, my etny skateshoes, a belt that went through
, no loops over my shirt and Irode my horses like that, like a
little weirdo.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
But you're so beautiful I feel like you could
get away with wearing anything,and it would work.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
now maybe not so beautiful.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
I was maybe an ugly duckling back then.
So you're a model now and aninfluencer.
What do you model?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
um, I kind of do a little bit of everything.
Uh, I am freelance because I'vebeen places like lingerie trade
shows and stuff and I've seenother models and what they have
to deal with being through anagency.
First of all, most of the timeyou're probably not really
(04:18):
picking your jobs and stuff andyou get treated more like a live
mannequin, whereas I am superchoosy about who I work with and
they're going to be choosing mefor my personality.
So, like I work for a friendwhen I do lingerie trade shows
(04:39):
in Vegas and I don't wear anyhigh heels, I wear combat boots
or cowboy boots and then I don'tjust stand there, I talk to
people, I walk around, I handout things.
I like talk to people atdifferent booths and stuff and I
(04:59):
see all the other models arelike stuck in their one little
spot and like I've seen them getlike talked to negatively
because they were talking likethey should just be quiet.
So I'm not really a great modelbecause I'm like things are
gonna be my way.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yeah, you have your list of demands.
I love how you know what youwant and you're not gonna accept
anything less.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
That's awesome good for you so yeah, I do like
different brands reach out to meum tattoo piercing companies
and stuff motorcycle companies.
Uh, it would be cool if morelike western horse companies
would like reach out, but I'mprobably not there.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I was just gonna say to say do you feel like you're?
You have a hard time becauseyou're not traditional looking.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
I think it's getting easier now, but yes, um for sure
.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
And you said that you've dabbled in only fans.
Tell us about that, yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
I've been doing only fans for I guess five years now.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Um, I've heard there's really good money in
that.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
It can be, but there's a lot of misconceptions
so everyone thinks that you'rejust going to log on and like
make millions.
But you basically have tounless you just decide I'm just
going to let everybody in likemy small town know Like I'm just
going to sell to them.
You pretty much have to makeyourself a celebrity for people
(06:26):
to be interested and for you todo well, otherwise, what?
What is the point and how dopeople come across you or
anything?
Most girls are probably makinglike 200 a month and it's not
worth it at that point because alot of them don't realize the
ramifications are gonna comethrough like doxing and things
like that.
Yeah, I've heard it's a lot ofwork.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
don't realize the ramifications that are going to
come through like doxing andthings like that.
Yeah, I've heard it's a lot ofwork to gain a following and to
make money, like you'reconstantly having to promote
yourself and put yourself outthere.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Yeah, and you've got to deal with all of the lash
battle and the lash back too.
There's a lot of mean, scarypeople and a lot of people do
not.
You, you know you get called aprostitute and things all day
long.
Uh, death threats and stufflike just getting called a whore
(07:13):
and just that you're oh, scumof the earth, just tear it.
I'm terrible things.
Um, I get told that someone'slike I hope you have a
miscarriage and die.
Oh my god that's awful.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Well, we get hate like that every single day too,
so what's the weirdest thingsomeone's ever requested from
your only fans there is someweird ones, but this one, I
guess, involved he wanted towatch me walk in horse shit.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Ew, like barefoot.
He barefoot and in boots.
He wanted both and he wanted it.
It was really hard because Iworked back then Well, I still
work now but he wanted freshhorse shit.
Oh my God.
I'm like, by the time I gethome, like I can, I can't, just
I gotta sit there and wait formy horse to poop.
Oh my god, and I clean my pensall the time.
(08:10):
I'm not like you, don't justlike leave the horse laying
around there like I'm take careof my animals, dude, but yeah,
he, he did pay for that.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Um, if you don't mind me asking how much I know how
much much is it a lot.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
No, I probably that was like in my beginning day, so
I probably didn't ask more thanlike a couple hundred.
Okay, did he want?
You naked or no, I was closed.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Oh, you were really yeah, like laundry like
something sexy or just regularclothes, so it wasn't like a
foot fetish situation probablywhat that is, and he wanted me
to send him horse shit in themail.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
I think so he could like, so I can make him eat it
this is so bizarre to me wow,that is okay, that's weird, yeah
, so when you do only fans?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
do you do it have partners on or do you just do
requests?
Do people request for you to dothings?
Uh, how does your content?
Speaker 3 (09:07):
work I do solo.
I wasn't a relationship forfive years, up until a year ago,
so I just filmed with him.
I know there's people inrelationships that film outside
of their relationships and, um,you know that's for them to work
out.
My relationship was not thatway, we were monogamous, and so
I only filmed with him.
(09:28):
Um, and now that we're nottogether, I've not filmed like
boy, girl content is itsomething that you want to do
with a future partner?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I yes, I mean preferably do you do it to make
money solely or do you enjoydoing it like if you were to
marry a guy that couldfinancially support you?
Would you continue?
Speaker 3 (09:51):
the only fans I think I would do it in a different
manner.
Um.
So like, right now I'm prettypornographic.
Right.
There's and there's girls thatdon't do full porn and stuff.
They may just like lingeriephotos or whatever.
Um, I do all that, um she outthere.
(10:11):
So, uh, with a partner, thoughI think it's fun, like when
you're comfortable with eachother.
Uh, I think it kind of for meis weird to try and keep filming
outside of that.
Um, but I don't want to be like, solely reliant on a man.
(10:33):
I want to have why not if Icould just keep this going to a
degree and have something kindof still flowing in.
Um, if I was with someone, I'dprobably and they didn't want me
to do it I'd be like, okay,maybe I won't do like my
pornographic stuff.
I'm going to go more into likeTantra and like more teasing
(10:56):
seductive side, right.
And then make it more likeartsy than just like, than just
like pussy shots.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
How do you tell a guy that you're dating, that you do
OnlyFans and does it affectyour dating life?
I don't, you don't tell them.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
I mean I do, I just don't have like no holds bars.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
I'm just like do you tell them on the?
Speaker 3 (11:16):
first date.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I was just gonna ask that Do you tell them right away
?
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Yeah, I don't have too much of a filter.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
And I'm like that's's awesome if you don't like it.
And in today's day and age,with the information, like the
ease of information, any guythat you've met or that you've
met on the apps or whatever,they can just look you up.
Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
They can look you up online and they can find out
yeah without even having aconversation with you and so
many women are on only fans.
Now we hear it all the timethat there are so many of them
that you know yeah it's prettycommon yeah it's and well, I
would say like destigmatize, butnot really it's gotten more.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
So question I hear.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
My husband and I we always get random texts from
random numbers, like hey, you'regoing to that party tonight or
hey, haven't seen you in a longtime, and I've heard it's only
fans girls trying to get thatengagement to get clients.
Is that true?
Do they like randomly textpeople to kind of?
Um I think, those are scammers.
I think so too, becausesometimes they're a little
(12:17):
flirty and apparently it's womenthat just randomly text in
hopes that someone you know.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
But is it real women or because there are scam only?
Fans accounts 100 there arefake like bots, yeah, that are
created prevalent, like I getthat stuff and I'm like
countries and it's really yeahand it's like really you know
scammers in some other countrythat are posting pictures as
only fans women and so it'sprobably those types of accounts
(12:45):
that are sending those textsand then now it's getting worse
with like ai.
I know I saw a video where itwas a man like dancing, all
seductive, like kind of like youwere talking about.
He was clothed but he was doingit in front of the camera and
ai was turning him into a womanin lingerie, basically doing the
exact same moves in the same inthe same way wow, so you never
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know?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
yeah and so, um, how do you?
How did you market yourself?
I hear that a lot of people goon dating apps or dating
websites.
A lot of those women are onlyfans models trying to get
customers.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Is that true?
I know girls have done.
I didn't really like it becausethen I felt kind of cheap and
gross, like I don't know.
These poor guys are alreadylike they're already looking for
love, looking for love outthere Like you don't want to,
you're so nice, you're so honest.
And then what if you can getkicked off of it pretty easy?
(13:44):
What if I need to get on therebecause I'm looking for love,
like what?
That's true.
So are you on the apps to date?
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Not anymore.
I was.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
But then I got into a relationship and then that just
blew up in my face Likewhatever.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
So what are you looking for?
Are you looking to get married,have kids?
Speaker 3 (14:03):
I don't know if I can have kids.
So what are you looking for?
Are you looking to get married,have kids?
I don't know if I can have kids, but I have tons of animals.
I could be a stepmom.
Super cool one, but I think Iwould like to get married.
I definitely would like to findmy forever person, but like you,
(14:27):
were saying earlier, there's alot of baby back bitches out
there, so it's very true, and alot of them are under the guise
of being real men who are justbroken little boys and refuse to
face any of their shadows, sothey just leave destruction in
their path and it's gross whathappened with the guy that you
were dating?
He didn't even really break upwith me because he's a coward.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Again back to the men being weak, which, yeah, you
can't have a conversation to enda relationship.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Pretty crazy, especially when I even gave him
the out of being like, hey, ifyou're not in love with me
anymore, you need to let me go.
Wouldn't, couldn't say it.
It was kind of went being like,hey, if you're not in love with
me anymore, like you need tolet me go, wouldn't, couldn't
say it.
It was kind of went to like,yeah, and it couldn't say it At
first.
It was like let's pump thebrakes and I'm like okay, you, I
was fine, I was living my liferescuing animals, doing my
(15:23):
equine vet tech job.
I was busy, didn't need a man,I was tired of men.
And this dude, like a predator,like targeted me and um went
out of his way, like it was hislife's mission to make me fall
in love with him.
I mean, he's like met my momand taken her out to a very
(15:45):
exclusive dinner and stuff, toldher he was in love with me.
Uh, how long were you together?
Speaker 2 (15:51):
like three months love bombing, so he would love
me like crazy and he was likewell off.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
So he like used his money to be very extravagant
with how he showed up for me andalthough it was him filling up
my cup with ice water andbringing it to me when I was
working, doing some promo work,and then I was like I've never
(16:20):
had a man like fill up my cupbefore, it's a little thing,
literally.
Yeah, I know I was like um, andthen I told him a story, a very
embarrassing story, within anhour of like meeting him and he
after he's Washington.
So after he flew back fromWashington, or flew back to
(16:41):
Washington the first time, hesent me like an Instacart full
of like goodies and stuff andlike Red Bull and candy and like
pounds of it, and then women'sdisposable underwear.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Because of the thing I had told him and I was like
that's pretty hilarious.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
I was like he's the one.
Um, I was all in and I evenhave a reel I had made like, I
think, shortly before he kind ofentered my life.
Well, I stay getting bamboozledby men and I can remember being
in the vehicle with him andlike holding his hand and we
were looking each other in theeye and we're like you're not
gonna bamboozle me, are you?
(17:24):
And he's like no, you're notgonna bamboozle me, are you?
I was like no, motherfuckerbamboozled me.
So did he just ghost you?
So how did he end things yeah,I tried.
I was like we need to have, Imean I'm I feel like I should be
owed a conversation like youwere having me look at
properties here for us at onepoint, like I'm sorry, am I
taking crazy pills?
(17:45):
So he didn't live here, he no,he lives in washington.
And then he was starting abusiness here, okay, out of
nowhere, like I thought, becausehe wanted to like snowbird here
to be with me.
I think he's just like lost inlife and just chase his little
yeah, chase his little things.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
How did you meet him?
Did you meet him onlineinstagram?
Speaker 3 (18:08):
yeah, on instagram he slid into the dms yeah, and I
should have went with my gutbecause I was like he looks like
a douchebag and but I had a.
I had rescued nine puppies.
I'm an equine vet tech and Isaw a situation when I was out
on a farm call and I couldn'tstomach it or leave them.
So I ended up rescuing ninepuppies and I had to home all
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those.
So I had one left to home andthis guy hit me up and I had
just dealt with men trying toadopt this dog and use it as a
way to get a date with me, andso I was like no, I'm sick of
this.
Like no, you guys stop.
(18:52):
So he was like so I keptposting the dog.
He was like, hey, you poop,stop posting the dog, I want to
adopt her, whatever.
So he ended up flying down hereto posting the dog.
I want to adopt her, whatever.
So he ended up flying down hereto meet the dog and then told
me later, to my face, that hewas already in love with me when
he like first saw me, likebefore he ever met me, and he
knew that he just had to get infront of me to make me fall in
(19:13):
love with him.
Red flag, but me.
I'm like, you're like it's afairy tale.
Yes, I will.
I do, I know, because I'm likemy life should be a movie and
right now it feels like one.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
So how is dating in Scottsdale?
Uh, it's been not the best.
For me, are the Scottsdale menbetter than the Washington men?
The best.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
For me, the scottsdale men better than the
washington men.
There's a lot of no, but it'sturning into la here, I feel
like big time and that's what'shappening.
Um, I at least live in like amore sleepy area, but where are
you located?
I'm like cave creek okay, oh, Ilove cave creek.
So there's a lot of old peopleand stuff love them.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
They probably hate me but there goes that girl with
the blue hair.
Again, I know she's like alwaysblaring something.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
It could be the gangster rapper.
It could be like instrumentalmusical score.
Who?
Speaker 1 (20:18):
knows, but it's 6 am.
What does a guy have to do toland you?
Speaker 3 (20:24):
well, I thought I knew, and then it just worked
and I was like oh, what are yourdeal breakers?
You okay.
Well, if he doesn't likeanimals, that's not gonna work
so if a guy is not a dog lover.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Can you date him?
Can you move forward?
Well, what is that?
A non-negotiable like other,animals like, but he's just not
a pet person.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
No no, it's not gonna work no because my whole life
is animals yeah, do you like thedog?
Mostly in the bed all my dogssleep in my bed yeah, how many
dogs do you have?
I have two now okay justrehomed my husky when I was in
utah okay, I was like this ladywanted him.
I feel like getting a husky outof the desert is like a good
deed.
Yeah, it is also.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Yeah, I had a rumor that women choose dogs similar
to their ideal partner.
Do you think this is true?
But what if you like chihuahuasLike?
Does that mean you like short,yappy men?
Speaker 2 (21:15):
I always thought it was.
The dog takes on thepersonality of the owner.
Oh yeah, what if you had a guy?
If you had a guy that told youabsolutely not, the dogs cannot
sleep in the bed.
It's either the dogs or me.
What would you do?
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Choose the dogs, choose the dogs, choose the dogs
.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
I can't let my dog sleep in bed with me, but if I
did, and I had to make thatchoice, I think I'd choose the
dog.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Can you stop?
But I, if I did and I had tomake that choice, I think I'd
choose.
Can you stall?
Weird, I feel like alone whenthey're not.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Uh-huh, I can't sleep in bed with my dog.
My dog has to be under thecovers in between my legs, like
she has to be like curled up, orshe has to be laying, like her
body has to be stretched out onthe side of my body.
And I can't, like I could, justI cannot.
I'm not a cuddler like.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
I can't, it's too much can your dog sense bad
partners like?
Does your dog act differentlywith men that you date all?
Speaker 3 (22:11):
right, yeah, I think.
So high dash is kind of weirdbecause I've had him like man
like 11 years, um, so he's beenwith me through some like
abusive things so he's very kindof flighty.
So he's weird with men ingeneral, like it does not matter
(22:31):
how many times this dog meets aman, it's like meeting him for
the first time.
Um, even my ex of five years,who lived with me in a camper
trailer Like a dog, would stillbe like who are you?
But he definitely is morepresent.
(22:51):
If he gets better like vibesfrom him, he definitely wants to
hide more.
If it's off Someone, that'skind of off.
And then my new puppy.
He's still still a puppy, sohe's kind of not, he doesn't
care, he's just like people hedoesn't know.
Yet he still has to experiencemore are you ready for it?
Speaker 2 (23:14):
I'm ready for it.
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So we have a question this week, um, from somebody on instagram
.
She reached out to us.
I can't remember which episodeit was that she was responding
to, um, but this is what shesaid.
I prefer uncut, souncircumcised guys, but all guys
(23:42):
here in the us are cut.
How do I find myself an uncutgentleman?
Speaker 1 (23:48):
that's tough because you can't exactly you can't only
uncut.
Men need apply like how do youmean?
You can but that's limitingyourself in this country,
because aren't most people?
Speaker 3 (24:02):
circumcised, most men circumcised here I know in.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Europe and England, like no one is, oh man, I
wouldn't do well there.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
Really you don't like it.
I was going to say is that yourpreference.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Your preference is to cut.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Well, I kind of okay.
I got a lot going on in mymouth.
I have bless his heart.
He still came back for more.
But I have definitely cut aman's Foreskin.
Yeah, with my piercings.
(24:32):
I've never done it to someonewho was circumcised, but I've
done it to men who were not.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
So literally that would be like a no-go I feel.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Uh-huh.
So I mean so literally, thatwould be like a no-go I feel uh
huh.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
So I mean he, you have to like have them sign a
waiver.
Like I am not, I'm notfinancially liable I will not
pay your medical bills yeah,sorry for the scarring.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
So if she's the teller, maybe she should put it
up there, right, I guess, yeah,or before she starts the
conversation with anyone, askthat, make that be the first
question.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
That's what I mean you might as well.
Why waste your time?
If that's a big stipulation foryou, right.
If it's a deal breaker, yeah,then why beat around the bush.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Speaking of your facial piercings, do you like
guys who also have a lot going?
No, Okay.
So are you into more like cleancut?
Oh.
Speaker 3 (25:21):
So are you into more like clean cut?
Oh, I want him to have a lot oftattoos, okay, but I don't like
guys with piercings because I'mlike you can't both have a ton
of piercings, yeah that's weird.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Could you date a typical guy that has like the
suit and tie very clean cut, oris that not your type at all?
Speaker 3 (25:37):
I could if the personality is right, but
typically, like attraction wise,I like look a little bit like
felons.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Has it gotten me I?
Speaker 2 (25:50):
was going to say have you ever dated an actual felon?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Yeah, like I dated a felon.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Really yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
What was he in jail for?
I think like stealing orsomething, but like LA.
So it was not a good prison oh.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
We're going to discuss an article now how
having a dog impacts your datinglife.
I guess it has a big impact.
So manypetscom conducted asurvey to uncover how their pup
affects their dating life.
Overall, 86 percent of peoplefeel their dog has a positive
impact on their dating life.
So when it comes toface-to-face connections, more
than half of dog owners credittheir pups for either helping
them break the ice or byattracting them to others or
(26:30):
attracting others to them.
Did you hear about, you know,james middleton, kate middleton,
sorry, oh okay.
Katherine, the princess ofwales, her brother.
Did you hear how he met his nowwife?
So he was at a pub and his dogwent up to some random girl and
he went up to apologize.
She thought he was the waiterso ordered another drink from
him.
He went, got the drink, toldthe waiter to send it over with
(26:51):
a note saying hey, you know,this is my number.
I'm not the waiter.
She calls him that night.
Now they're married, but anywayit was the dog that like helped
them meet each other I think so.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
I think it's a good icebreaker.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
I ran into my neighbor once at a bar in Old
Town.
It was like a Saturday and mymom and some of her friends were
in town.
One of my childhood friendsalso lives here, and so we were
all together the three moms andthen the one's son and me and
ran into my neighbor and he hadhis dog with him and so I
introduced him to the family orwhatever, and then we went and
(27:26):
sat at our own table and mychildhood friend looks at me and
he goes, man, he goes.
Your neighbor sure knows whathe's doing with that dog and I
was like yes, he does, yes, hedoes.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
He was like maybe I need to get a dog yep, well, I
mean for sure if I'm, if I'm outat a house party or gathering
or anything or at the bars orsomething, and I saw a handsome
man there with a dog and ahandsome man there without a dog
, like a weirdo, I'm gonna go tothe one with the dog.
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I'm gonna be like this is ourchild now let's go home.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Let's go home 30 reported that their dog was a
great conversation starter.
35 people feel that their doghas helped them to make new
connections and break the icewith someone they are attracted
to.
One in five people said thatthey have not used their dog to
break the ice with a potentialdate, but respondents did report
that their dog has attractedother people to approach them.
One in 10 dog owners reportedthat their dog has helped them
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to meet and connect with othersingles who also love dogs.
Six percent of dog parents saytheir pup is mostly a dating
distraction.
You, you don't think your dogsare a dating distraction, right?
Like?
How is that?
Speaker 2 (28:38):
it's like yeah, if you have to like go home early
from a date to let the dogs out,or whatever.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
That means they save you.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
How many times have I been like?
Speaker 3 (28:47):
I have to go feed my horses.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
That's true.
Yeah, that's true.
So when it?
Speaker 3 (28:53):
comes to online dating.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
dog owners are more likely to get matches online.
34% of respondents findthemselves more drawn to profile
pictures featuring dogs.
Only 20% of people say they'recompletely indifferent.
63% of respondents say thattalking about their dog online
always makes them more likely toconnect to the potential love
interest.
55% would never date someonewho dislikes dogs.
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Out of the dog owners surveyed,40% are confident enough to try
and convert their pooch-aversepartner into a dog lover 5% say
they'd be willing to put theirdog up for adoption.
Oh ain't, no way I'm getting ridof the person, seriously, who
would choose love over their dog.
You know that is love, whatthat's unconditional love.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Yeah, that's crazy.
No, if you don't like animals,first of all, you're probably a
serial killer so that's thefirst big red flag.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
I agree.
31 of people say that their doghas become noticeably jealous
of a potential love interest and26 have gotten in the way
during romantic moments.
Has that ever happened to youor the dog like?
Speaker 3 (29:57):
hey, you gotta get the dogs out of the room or
they're gonna go for the b-hole,and he's not gonna be happy
when it happens.
And then you're still gonnahave to get the dog out of the
room, so you might as well justdo it first do you put your?
Speaker 2 (30:15):
dog away when you?
No, because I don't let my dogson the bed, oh that's.
And so they just lay in theirlittle bed on the floor and do
your dogs get jealous when youhave a partner.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Do they act out Like here it says.
Sometimes they pee or chewshoes.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
My dogs are just like hey bro let's hang out, give me
attention.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Yeah, my dogs would like.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
they loved my ex just as much, like they would cuddle
him like almost as much as theywould to me I remember I went
on a date years ago and we wentto his place after, and it was
the first date, my first time.
Then I had these brand new redshoes that I put by the door and
the dog, freaking, chewed themoff and I was pissed because
this guy had money, he drove aporsche and he did not offer to
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freaking replace my shoes.
Isn't that kind ofdisrespectful that is?
I'm like, I'll change my shoes,buy me another pair.
I didn't offer, I wouldn't haveaccepted.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
This reminds me I was dating this guy, and this was
like 10 years ago.
This was back in 2015.
It was no complaints.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
God.
So he had a dog.
That man owes me so much moneyin clothes.
Because that dog, if I left apair of anything that I wore on
my bottom half pants, he chewedthrough the crotch of jeans,
what Like panties.
I had to probably throw away100 pairs of panties because his
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dog would chew through thecrotch.
Shorts, sweatpantspants, jeansit didn't matter if they had my
scent on them.
His dog was chewing the crotchout of them.
Is it because he was jealous?
He was just.
I have no idea.
I feel like I rememberresearching why dogs do that,
(31:59):
but I don't remember what.
I don't remember the reasonbehind it I think it's like an
assertion of dominance thing.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
And your ex never offered to buy you new
replacement.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Never, oh, that's crazy.
Never, no, but you know who itis, I know who it is.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Hashtag no complaints , god.
17% of dog parents nowsafeguard their private time by
locking their dog out of theroom, and studies have shown
that women sleep better with adog the room and studies have
shown that women sleep betterwith the dogs is true.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
It is true.
Yeah, it's 100, true, I don't.
Well, not, not my dog.
I might sleep better with a dog, with a different, different
dog I get freaked out.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
If I wake up, my dog's not there.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
I'm like my dog's a velcro dog in the bed.
I can't I can't.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
So now we're gonna chat about celebrities.
Marinate in the juices of thecelebrities celebrity cut.
Did you see online that couplethat got arrested in Florida for
having sex on the beach?
Like they were having sex inbroad daylight and witnesses say
that a three-year-old saw them.
So the woman's already spent 30days in jail.
(32:59):
They're heading to court.
They both have to register assex offenders and they are
facing.
Up to what was it?
30 years in jail.
They're heading to court.
They both have to register assex offenders and they are
facing up to what was it?
Speaker 2 (33:08):
30 years in jail?
Yes, 30 years in jail.
And yeah, and you have to go onthe sex offender list.
Like isn't that crazy?
But daylight though.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
It's true, come on when there's kids around,
because when we were textingabout, this you can, at least I
was like I've had sex.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
like who hasn't had sex on the beach, really?
Speaker 1 (33:22):
like semi-public.
I've heard that wasuncomfortable because the sand
gets in your crotchal region.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
It's not as like.
It's not as great as it soundslike, but like you can just go
in the water, but always atnight.
Why would you do it during theday, when there's kids?
When there's kids and familiesaround like be smart, you know.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
But yeah like we've all done dumb shit, you know,
just never been caught.
But yeah, 30 years though,that's just crazy.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
That's like not worth it.
That is it seems like thepunishment doesn't fit the crime
.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
No, that's uncertain, because there's rapes and
murders that go forward.
Right, that's actually a goodpoint.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Like isn't that subway guy only in jail for like
12 years or something?
Jared, it's jared.
Oh no, that's a differentcommercial.
But yeah, like, how is he injail for less time?
You know, I know, I know,that's wild, that is wild.
So what is your favorite placeto go on a first date?
Do you like dinner?
Do you like coffee?
Speaker 3 (34:19):
honestly, I would like to do an activity.
I think it, I think it's, I dolike being fed.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
What's your favorite restaurant to go to on a pasty?
Speaker 3 (34:31):
I do Cornish pasty a lot.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
I love.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
Cornish pasty.
It's delicious, that's mycomfort food.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
What's your favorite pasty?
Speaker 3 (34:38):
The pork and apple, or the pilgrim.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
I've never tried the pork and apple.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
I always get the cheese and onion.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Have you been there, jess?
Oh.
Or the pilgrim?
I've never tried the pork andapple.
I always get the cheese andonion.
Have you been there, jess?
Oh, yeah, we've been there.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
I love the corner and they're scotch eggs.
Yeah, they're mushy peas, ohthey're.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
Mushy peas are so good they're like I think they
have like a leek soup orsomething.
It's good.
Yeah, all their stuff's good.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
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Speaker 3 (35:02):
So pick the top card, oh boy zoeo answer your own
risks some are naughty, some arenot so naughty oh lord, okay,
am I supposed to read this?
Yeah, the whole thing answer itall of it.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Oh, just the white one, oh just the right one the
white one.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
Oh, just the right one, the white one.
Yeah, on top, I was just tryingto figure out.
No, because it has one of theother questions on it.
I know I was like oh, the whitequestion Okay.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
Has there been a time that you said no to a sex act?
I mean, well, yeah, becausethere was a dude that had been
like get off of me, you weirdogross.
There was a dude that had beenlike get off of me, weirdo gross
(35:49):
.
But but as far as, like youknow, like I don't do, I mean I
don't do anal, you don't no, shewasn't made for that.
I wish I could, I accidentally,but yeah man, I can't.
My butt plug can get up therelike a little bit and then a
thumb every once in a while, butlike if he tries it I'm like
whoa, we're not doing that sir.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Has a guy ever asked you to do something to him and
you're like absolutely not.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
I mean I'd probably have not found a guy yet.
I make jokes all the time aboutlike letting me peg them, but
they won't.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Do you want to peg a guy?
Is that something you'd like todo?
I?
Speaker 3 (36:30):
think I'm usually a submissive, so I think I might
want to.
I think it could heal a lot ofthings in me to give her one
little nice go in it, dude, andjust like, fuck you.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Give it to them for once.
You know what I mean.
What?
Speaker 2 (36:45):
about smash rooms.
You know where.
You just go in and break shit.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Yeah, but it's a strap on a dude beagle and I'm
giving them the business.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
That's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
That's yeah.
So I have one last question.
You said you've been cheated on.
How did you find out they werecheating?
Speaker 3 (37:00):
The last one was so bad.
He like the last one was so bad.
He like broke up with me and itwas so bizarre because it was
another like love bombingsituation and me being a deer in
the headlights.
Like did he love me?
I'm so confused.
Um, my friend thought thatthings did not.
(37:20):
She was like something's notsitting like right and she's
like would you let me reach outto his ex-girlfriend and I was
like well, we're already brokenup, so sure.
And we were out at the bars andI was like trying to get
pictures with like random guyswith mustaches to like post
(37:42):
online.
And then my friend gets amessage back from his ex and she
looks at me and she's likeSavannah, she's like I need you
to just have like a really goodnight tonight and like we'll
talk tomorrow.
And I made her tell me somethings that night and I lost it.
(38:03):
So his ex let me know that theyactually were dating the whole
time, all the trips.
Yeah, I'm like I mean, how longwere you together for?
That one was six months.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
He had a girlfriend the whole time.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
This wasn't Washington guy, was it?
Speaker 3 (38:20):
No, no, okay, this was someone from he lives in,
like Morena.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
Wow, not only like did he have a long-term
girlfriend the whole time, whilehe's like making plans with me
to start a life together andstuff, he was also like serially
cheating with like other women,serially cheating with like
(38:47):
other women and at the end ofthings, I'm helping him move out
, helping him move out of hishouse.
It gets like worse too, becauseme and this, his long-term
girlfriend, synced up liketimelines of things that I was
like sick to my stomach, um, butI thought I was moving him out
of his house and that he wasgoing to be moving in with me
till we went and got a place.
(39:08):
And then, um, I unknowinglymoved him into the home of
another girl and she hadchildren and we there was like
so when I was with him, thecrazy ex-girlfriend did contact
me once, but I'm like fed thisnarrative right, and it was like
one person that contacted me.
(39:29):
So I'm like she's got, sheprobably is crazy.
And then, but this other girlthat he went to after me or was
with during me obviously becauseif it got to that point he's
moving in with her they had beenseeing each other for a while
um, we had like seven chickslike reach out to her with like
(39:50):
evidence of things and we'relike this man is dangerous and
you're moving him into yourhouse with your kid.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
I hope she broke up with him.
I know no, she let it end it.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
Yeah, it ended up blowing up her face later.
Wow, who can I guess that?
Speaker 1 (40:05):
my question is this does this guy work?
How does he have the time to?
Speaker 3 (40:10):
I don't understand it at all.
That would be so exhausting.
I mean, he would be like um,I'd be on like horse hauls with
him and he would like god.
Well, he's like sitting in thetruck next to me holding my hand
, looking me in the eyes,telling me he loves me, and or
like at dinner because I havereceipts of this um at dinner,
(40:33):
while he's sitting across fromme like same thing.
He is like sexting and I havethe.
I was like sick.
Because he's like talking andsaying he loves me, talking to
me about a future, me having hischildren, like all you know,
all the things, the love bombingthings while he's like
literally holding my hand andsexting other women.
Wow douche, no god there is athing called karma yeah, he's
(40:58):
will for sure get it.
I I am divinely protected, soall these motherfuckers like
eventually well.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
Thank you so much for joining us this week at the
meat market and thank you somuch to savannah.
If you want to go on a datewith savannah, go to our social
media any platform at meatmarket podcast.
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Thanks again and we'll see younext week at the meat market.
Oh my God, I just totally gotcatfished.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
He looks absolutely nothing like his picture, so I
found out, the guy that I'vebeen dating is married with kids
.
His wife just reached out to me.
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