September 24, 2025 • 48 mins
“My Type Is Not Poor” – Inside Carly’s Dating Playbook
At 28, Carlie has one unapologetic goal: to find a wealthy provider husband. With 20 dealbreakers, a sugar-daddy arrangement, and zero interest in 50/50 living, she’s flipping the script on modern dating.
In this episode, she spills the beans on luxury perks, mid-meal ghosting, and how money influences romance today. Whether you find her approach shocking or refreshing, you’ll get an unfiltered look at the economics of love.
🎧 Listen now for a wild, no-holds-barred conversation about dating, money, and unapologetic standards.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Oh my god, I just totally got catfished.
He looks absolutely nothinglike his picture.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
So I found out, the guy that I've been dating is
married with kids.
His wife just reached out to me.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Welcome to the Meat Market.
The single scene is aslaughterhouse and we are here
to devour it.
We are your hosts.
I'm Lindsay, I'm Jess andtoday's sizzling single is Carly
.
Woohoo, welcome, thank you.
So a little birdie told me thatyou have a list on your phone
of your 20 deal breakers thatyou whip out on every first date
and make the man answer these.
(00:35):
Is that correct?
What?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
are they?
She's like where's?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
my phone.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I was going to say where's my phone.
I was going to show you.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yeah, so I have a lot of deal breakers that I won't
tolerate like at all.
I mean, I guess as I get olderthey'll like slowly come off the
list, but like as of now I'monly 28, so they're kind of like
strong, but it's smoking.
Facial hair tattoos.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Wait, no, you don't like facial hair, or you do like
it.
No, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
so they have to be clean, shaven, yeah, and like if
I have a man that has facialhair, I'm like are you going to
shave, otherwise, like I won'tgo out with you.
And like men will like shave togo out, or they won't and I
won't go out with them.
Wow, that's kind of what it isLike.
(01:30):
Either you, um, and then uh,their political views, their
religion, if they want kids, ifthey snore, I like I can't live
my life.
But they snore, I can't do it.
I can't live my life.
Your girl needs beauty sleep.
I'm, I can't.
That's hilarious.
Um, I like gambling.
So they have to go to thecasino and like do blackjack
with me.
I'm a big blackjack person.
I also like country music.
They do like country music.
I have the weirdest dealbreakers.
(01:52):
Oh, I don't date androids.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
That bothers me, that's a deal breaker.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Yeah, that bothers me , I can't.
I can't what Eventually?
I can't.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I'm going to want to stalk their location and they
won't be able to share with me.
I also want to know I'm beinglike red and like ignored.
I can't do that on an android,but you know.
You know that already beforeyou go on a date with somebody
because you find that out assoon as you start texting, right
?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
yes, usually the photos a lot of times that's, do
you?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
judge by a green text .
Do you kind of judge?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
no, my brother still does, yeah, like a google phone
or android phone.
So no, no, not really, but itis inconvenient, it's the worst
it ruins the whole group messageit does it.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah, our family everything up could be so
selfish our family chat's alittle difficult so you said
political views.
So can you not date arepublican, a democrat like?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
um, I forgot what that is, so I'm conservative so
I don't date liberals okay Idon't.
I always forget which democratmeans.
Do you have a mega hat?
No, because people, these libsout here, they're so crazy with
mega hats, like they're.
I saw a video on tiktok andthis this girl was in first
class.
A guy was wearing a mega hat.
She was like freaking out,being like I won't sit next to
(03:05):
you because you're a mega hat.
It was like freaking up,getting kicked off the plane.
But people are just like crazyand I just I don't.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
I'm not like that, I'm not that strong like I like
it, but I'm not like.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I want to like wear a Trump shirt you know.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
And what about religion?
You said that's a deal breaker.
Are you religious or not?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
yes, you are, yeah, yeah, so I'm christian.
Okay, yeah, so do they have togo to church uh well, it's kind
of I want a christian, but notlike too christian where you're
gonna like read the bible andlike be so strict with like you
can't go and drink and like havea sunday fun day like I don't
know.
Like I want like a christianguy because I want my children,
(03:41):
my future children, to go tochurch and have like morals,
like good values I guess growingup, but not enough where it's
like strict.
So I would go to church withthem, I would, but I also want
to like give them oses at 10 amwhen I want to give them oses
you know.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
So these things are these things that you talk about
on the first date always, or doyou sometimes wait until like
date two or three, or do youalways just get it right out?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
or before the day, because you said you wouldn't
even go out with a guy.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Yeah, a lot of it's, before you even will meet a guy,
you make sure that the dealbreakers are so.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
I feel like doesn't that hurt you, because the
dating pool is small enough asit is, and then you have all
these deal breakers.
Is there anyone in your datingpool?
This is why I'm single at 28.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
She's like this is why I moved away from Arizona
and I also want to be.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
The main thing is I don't among my other deal
breakers is like I don't want tobe a 50 50 household, like I
want to be a, say, I want tohave children.
I don't want to be astay-at-home wife like mom and
and so I literally have that.
My bumble profile, like my mainbio, is like I'm looking for a
provider, I want to want to be astay home mom, making it like
very clear.
Um and so a lot of these men outhere are cheap and like they
(04:49):
want, like a working wife, mom,blah, blah blah.
I'm not doing that, that's nothappening.
So a lot of like uh yeah, Ithink that's also why I'm single
.
It's because there's noproviders.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I feel like there are some men, though, that want the
trad wife to stay at home andtake care of the kids and cook
dinner, but I don't know.
In Arizona I haven't met manyof those.
Isn't that more like theMidwest type?
Yeah, it's hard to find here.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
So when you were dating here.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
did you find that hard to find?
Were you in Scottsdale?
Yeah, and how was?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
It's hard to date in Scottsdale because the nightlife
is so vibrant.
It's almost kind of like Vegasor Miami.
The clubs in Scottsdale arejust.
If you go to the club streetsthere's a row of clubs.
It's just filled with men,girls, but I feel like everyone
(05:41):
just cheats out here Because theclub is just so accessible.
There's so many pretty girls inScottsdale Like there's so many
and there's like one hot manout of like 50 hot girls and so
like the dating pool is so goodfor men because there's so many
hot girls like to choose from.
So cheating is just happens allthe time here.
(06:02):
I feel like like all myboyfriends end up cheating.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
It's just crazy, I was gonna say.
Have you imagined what yourlike your daily life, in your
perfect daily life, as a stay athome wife slash mom, what would
that look like?
Like would you have help?
Would you have like?
You know what I mean?
Do you expect the man to alsothen provide nannies and things
like this?
Or Do you expect the man toalso then provide nannies and
(06:31):
things like this?
Or are you open to doing thecooking, doing the cleaning,
things like that?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I don't know how to cook.
You want to be a?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
trad wife, but you don't know how to cook.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
I can cook you pasta, that's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I know how to boil some noodles.
I know how to make cereal.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I know how to flip an egg like, but if you want like
chicken parmesan like, you gottauber eats that.
I don't know how to do it, Idon't.
So no, and I told men this likeand I also don't want to clean
like you can hire a maid I'm.
I want to marry someone richbecause I don't want to do
anything okay so, and so you'dprobably want a nanny to so I I
would want a nanny I thoughtabout this Out of like seven
(07:06):
days out of the week.
My husband's off, you know,saturday and Sunday most likely,
so like we'd be having likefamily time those days, and then
Monday through Friday.
I would probably want like ananny, like one day out of the
week just to give myself like amental mental break.
Go get my nails done, you know,go get lunch by myself, just
have like a mental sanity break.
But the other four days I wouldbe with my daughter, or
(07:27):
hopefully my daughter, my likemy kids.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I want a daughter.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
I don't know my future daughter's name.
It's gonna be Ellie, ellie andLily oh yeah hitting the town,
yeah, um, but yeah, it's onlyone, one nanny or one day a week
for the nanny.
Hopefully a maid, like I don'tknow twice a week, I don't know
twice a week, I don't know howoften maids come and then cook.
I'm hoping my husband justcooks.
I don't know how to do it.
I'll kind of like digit, likethe dishes, but I don't so when
(07:55):
was your last relationship?
He was controlling.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Really.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
We actually broke up the day after Halloween.
When how recent, really.
We actually broke up the dayafter Halloween, when how recent
.
Uh, halloween, uh, lastHalloween got.
Yeah, it's like last year, thatwas my last boyfriend, how long
were you together for?
five months okay, yeah, itwasn't that long.
He was so controlling, whichled to our breakup.
Um, he like tried to tell me,like, what I can and cannot wear
, which I hate when men try totell me like my boobs are always
(08:23):
out, and he hated that.
He was like wear a shirt thatlike covers, and I'm like no.
So that bothered me and then hegave me a curfew.
What?
Yes, like I'm five years old,it's what.
He didn't pay any of my billsand I'm like, if he 's not
paying my bills, you can't tellme what to do.
That's not.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
I was just gonna ask that, was he provider?
Though because are you willingto make some sacrifices for a
man that is a provider?
Because there are going to beexpectations.
If you're not cooking andyou're not cleaning, he's going
to expect you to bring somethingto the table.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
My looks, my body, my personality, my breathing just
existence.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
He gave you a curfew.
Did you live together?
No, so he made you go home at acertain time, that is, he had
my location.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
He was stalking me because he made me do that too I
learned my lesson.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
It looks like you're not at home.
You need to head home now.
Like what?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
that is bizarre, wild like.
So my curfew was 10 o'clock, ohmy god, yeah, and I would like
going out to the bars.
My girlfriend's just gettingfree drinks from men, and he
didn't like that either.
He's like don't get free drinksfrom men.
And I'm like are you giving memoney because I'm not paying for
this?
And he's like, well, no, I'mnot giving you money.
I'm like okay, then I'm gettingfree drinks.
I'm not surfing my credit cardwhen I can have it made and just
(09:39):
buy it for me.
I'm not doing that.
So that was a whole issue.
I'm like I don't care what yousay, I'm doing anyways.
Um, and then you have to gowith my girlfriends and then
he's like oh, it's 10, 10, 20.
Like are you on your way home?
I'm like, no, I'm not, I'm notyou're like.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
I just got my fourth free drink of the night from the
fourth man that offered to buyme a drink tonight he's psycho.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
And then we broke up because my halloween outfit was
very um, like a hoe, likehalloween outfit, right, like I
was a sunny school girl is whatI was like dressed up as and he
hated it, of course.
What's new?
So to him, I lied and I put onsome like cheerleading outfit,
but it was like very mormon Icall it a mormon outfit.
This isn't covered like, itdoesn't show anything, um, so I
(10:26):
took a photo I'm like one of mygirlfriend's thoughts took a
photo and sent to him be likegoing out, like in my mormon
outfit, and I immediatelychanged into like this slutty
school girl I ended up postingabout.
I blocked him on my instagramstory that night, um, or like
yeah, I think it's blocked.
Um, and then he texted me atlike 11 or something, being like
are you home?
Or like nope, and then he'slike, okay, well, I'm gonna pick
(10:48):
you up.
It's like tell me where you'reat.
So he picked me up.
We went back to my house andthen he was like you slept, talk
in your sleep, and like yousaid to like not tell me you
changed outfits, what it waslike.
Like I literally stoppedtalking.
Like don't tell me I changed.
Don't tell me I changed thatlike obviously that's a lie.
(11:09):
There's no way.
I would like sleep talk that no.
It's so weird.
And so then he had my phonepassword too.
He went to my phone, saw myInstagram, like post and the
schoolgirl.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Wait, did you put Mormon outfit back on?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
when he came to pick you up.
Yeah, oh, my God, it was awhole thing.
That is hilarious.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
You're like all of us in like junior high, high
school, and we're trying tosneak out of home wearing
something you know you're notsupposed to and your parents
won't let you leave the house,so you have, like, your little
short skirt on underneath yourlong skirt.
That's so funny, literally.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Oh my God.
So he went through your phonebut tried to claim like you were
yeah, wow, interesting.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
So he was like, oh, you changed outfits.
And then he asked me straightup.
He's like did you changeoutfits?
And then at this point it waslike 4 am.
I was exhausted, I was tired.
Like yes, I did, like I don'tcare, yes, and then he stormed
out, being like you lied to me,stormed out.
I'm like, okay, dude, it was 4am, I went, I just went back to
bed, I didn't care.
And the next day, yeah, webroke up over me lying about my
halloween outfit.
(12:09):
But I was like that's fine,you're psychotic.
So why didn't he go out withyou that night?
Oh, he wasn't invited.
I didn't want.
I didn't want him there that'sa red flag.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
If you don't want your boyfriend, why were?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
you dating him.
What was it?
What was the draw to this?
Speaker 3 (12:23):
this one.
I ask myself that question allthe time.
He wasn't like rich enough tolike even be my future husband.
I think he made like $100 or$110.
But that's not enough.
But I want my future husband tomake like a solid $200.
So that $110 is not enough.
He also wasn't paying my bills.
I don't know why I was with himfor His like wasn't paying my
(12:43):
bills.
I don't know why I was with himfor his like bed skills were
not good either.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Was he good from the waist down, perhaps?
Speaker 3 (12:48):
well endowed, yeah it wasn't like so, so that it
wasn't that that was keeping youaround no, I think I mean like
looks wise, he was like my type,like he's blonde hair, no
facial hair, no tattoos.
He was very clean cut.
He was in finance.
Like he was my type, likephysically.
I think maybe that's why Istayed so long.
It's because like we would hangout, we would drink, like we'd
(13:08):
go to the pool, um, we'd take meout to like nice restaurants.
It'd be like a he would be afun, like boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I think maybe that's why I stayed so long yeah, I
don't know good time killer,someone to have fun with, yeah,
some someone to hang out withbefore I meet someone richer I
don't't know.
Okay, so you say you require atleast $200,000.
Do you ask that straight up,how much you do?
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Not on the first date , but if they want to date
seriously, boyfriend andgirlfriend, I'm like well, what
do you make?
Because I can't, I can't do it.
Yeah, so can you date a guythat's not very attractive if he
makes good money money, so youdon't really care about looks I
mean, I want my daughter to comeout like gorgeous, but I'm
hoping she gets my jeans andlike not the man's jeans, so I'm
hoping it's like fine.
(13:50):
Um, I mean like yeah, if theymake money and they like spoil
me, you know, buy me gifts, takeme traveling.
I don't, so could?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
you date jeff bezos oh, absolutely really you could
sleep with him.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
She's like he's my number one that's funny, that
wife, I don't even know what her.
Uh, lauren, I think right, yeah, lauren sanchez yeah, god I'm
so envious of her.
She's just living on yachtslike her best life, but what if?
Speaker 1 (14:19):
what if the guy's boring and it's just not that
fun to to spend time with youcould still do it because you
have the nice pur it, becauseyou have the nice purses and you
have the experiences, and soyou really don't care.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Money trumps everything is what I'm trying to
say I would just drink untilhe's not boring.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Oh my God, why don't you just do like sugar baby
stuff?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
I have, oh, you have.
I currently have one.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Oh you do he pays my rent?
Yeah, pays me.
What does he expect in return?
Speaker 3 (14:47):
um my body.
So we hang out like once amonth.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
It's, it's fine, it's worth it, that's it just once a
month.
Yeah, yeah, and so is hemarried.
Does he have a?
Speaker 3 (14:56):
girlfriend.
No, he's 47 divorce, that's it.
He actually told me like lastweek he loved me.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Oh, would you ever be ?
Does he have?
Speaker 3 (15:07):
does he have enough money for you to be with him?
No, he's poor, he's like 180, Ithink.
I don't know.
He's not attractive, though.
I'm not attracted to him.
No, you're not okay.
No, no, he's a beard and I'mlike dude, you should shave that
beard.
And he's like if you date me,like for real, I'll shave my
beard.
Well, I don't want to date youfor real, so that's not
happening.
So he just walks on this ugly.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
And how much is your rent?
Where do you live?
I live in.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Dallas and it's $1850 , I think.
Ok, so his credit card is juston my rent portal and I just
swipe it every month.
I used to get really depressedon the first of the month.
I'd be like, oh god, this is $1, 1900 in my bank account.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
I get the real, I go out, I celebrate like I just
saved 1900.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
I'm ecstatic.
So the sugar daddy, how did youmeet him on the sugar daddy
website?
So it's called seeking.
Uh, I used to be seekingarrangements, now it's just
called seeking.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Yeah and he just once a month.
You guys have sex once a month,that's it.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
I mean, as I mean it used to be like that, but like
not, I'm.
I hate being intimate, I'm, I'mso tired constantly and I just
want to go to bed.
I will for him knowing what itis, but half the time we hang
out I'm so tired I just go tobed.
I don't even, like, really doanything for him wow and he
likes he's.
He's in love with me.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
I think it's lust, so he pays your rent is that it
does.
He give you presents or takeyou on trips.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
So everything, multiple things, yeah, yeah, my
birthday was like two days agoand he bought me.
Well, he gave me like fourhundred dollars and then he
bought me, uh, diamond earrings.
And then he bought me, um, likea resort for like two days just
to like drink by the pool andjust hang out, nice.
(16:49):
He asked if I wanted a purse.
Obviously I said, yes, nobrainer.
Uh, so soon we're gonna goshopping for a purse, and is he
here?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
he was in arizona.
Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, so healso pays my flights, okay yeah,
okay, yeah, but he takes me ontrips.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
He actually were talking.
I just hung out with himactually and he's talking I want
to go to ireland because I'mirish and he's talking about
taking me on a trip next augustto ireland for, like, my
birthday next year.
That's a long ways out, that'sa god I'm gonna be married by
then I'm like, yeah, hopefullyhe's gonna be devastated is he?
Speaker 2 (17:26):
is he the only one that you've met off of that site
?
Do you have any otherexperiences that are crazy or
wild?
Speaker 3 (17:33):
or terrible no, there's others.
There's not like currently inmy life, but like in the past.
Yeah, yeah yeah, so what I do islike, um, I make them take me
to the casino and because I likeI love gambling blackjack, they
gave me money to go to thecasino.
And then I bring like a bigpurse with me Not like I guess,
(17:54):
it's like medium size, and we'renot looking, I just put the
chips like in my purse, I justhoarder, hoarder the chips in my
I first.
So, no matter what, I'm goinghome with money, whether he
gives me money or I'm justwalking off the chips with money
, you know.
And so now I go to like Vegasor I'll go to Scottsdale and
I'll like meet a man and he'llgive me money to gamble and I'm
just like storing it.
(18:14):
And then I think, at the most Imade off this one guy, uh, was
1500.
Oh wow.
And I actually called my dad.
I was pumped.
I was like dad get so muchmoney, I just stole from this
man.
I was pumped.
I was so excited, Like that's,that's rent.
I was so ecstatic.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
So what is the biggest present, or the most
expensive present A guy, a sugardaddy's have bought you.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
He actually wasn't a sugar daddy.
This other guy that I'm notdating, I'm also not attracted
to him.
He, she took me to Greece, ohnice yeah, and he told me it was
like 10 grand.
Um, I don't.
I mean, I don't know how muchGreece costs, like I don't know,
but that just happened in June.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I just did that was that someone you were dating?
No, and you went with him weare.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
I don't know, I don't know what he thinks.
I don't ask, I don't care sowere you dates.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
So you were just, you went together yeah, well, he
was going.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
He graduated with his doctorate degree, so he was
going to go to celebrate himgraduating.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Got you and he invited you, yes, ok, and paid
for everything.
Nice, yes.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
And I was like well, I can go If you pay for it.
I'm not paying for anything.
And he's like no, I know, I'mlike OK.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
And then, yeah, I guess would you like it to be
like a pretty woman situationwhere it's like you know, it
starts off as an arrangement andthen it turns into something
more.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
The men on Seeking aren't hot enough.
They're so like old and ugly.
Okay, yeah, I'll talk aboutthem, for like the money and
like the rent, but I can't likelive 50 years with this man you
know.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
So if you meet someone, would you end it with
your sugar daddy?
Speaker 3 (19:50):
my friends always ask me this question.
I, if I like, truly liked theguy and I was like I see a
future.
I want to like have babies withyou.
I probably would like.
Obviously I don't want to cheaton my like, my future husband,
so I would end it um, but it'sso nice not paying for rent.
How?
Speaker 1 (20:08):
how would you bring that up?
Let's say, you meet someone,you really are feeling it,
you're getting serious.
Do you tell him hey, I havethis guy who's paying my rent.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
No, you just you don't tell him at all.
I lie.
No, I don't tell men anything.
No, no, no, no, because I don'tthink they would like that.
Like a man, they may haveissues with it.
I don't know if they would likethat.
I don't think they would.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
So that would suck because yeah, if you break it up
with a sugar daddy, then youhave to pay your own rent.
But then what?
If it doesn't work out withthis new boyfriend?
I would find a new sugar daddy.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Yeah, true, yeah, I would just find someone new.
Yeah, that would suck, though Ithink I'd have thought about
that Like well, like if I brokeup and I'd be like not paying
for my own rent, I think it'sworth it to like have my husband
, though.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Yeah, are you on the dating apps?
Speaker 3 (20:54):
currently I'm on Hinge and Bumble, so yes.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
How's that going for you?
Speaker 3 (21:04):
I have like four dates a week.
Oh wow, it's pretty, it'spretty a lot.
Um, I'm just bored, so I'mgonna do it for one, like for
something to do because I havenothing else to do, and then
also like me, my future husband.
Um, it's not good.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Do you have any crazy dating stories?
Speaker 3 (21:15):
I bet you have a lot disaster dates or catfish
stories catfish has just beenlike fat people that were like,
not fat in their photos and theyshow up, like you know, 20 or
not 20, uh, like 50 poundsheavier, like that's I guess the
most catfish I've everexperienced.
Um, I have dealt with like.
Back in high school I had a bad.
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It was like we went toApplebee's because I was
obsessed with Applebee's backthen not anymore.
I grew up from that.
The two for 20 doesn't do itfor you anymore.
That does not turn me on, no,but knowing, actually that's
funny.
You mentioned the two for 20,because we did order the two for
20.
Yeah, and I was like a joke,knowing, and I was in high
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school, like I didn't drink, Iwas like ordering pop, I think.
But as a joke, knowing it waslike 20 bucks, I was like, oh,
do I want to split it?
Knowing it would be like 10bucks.
This man says yes, and I lookedat him and I thought he was
joking back with me.
I thought it was like we'relike ha ha.
But he like looked at me likein a way that he was like
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serious and I was like, okay,and I was in high school, it's
like I didn't even really have ajob, I was playing like sports,
but I was like okay, so I paidfor it.
I mean, I guess we split it.
And then afterwards he's likewhat do you want to do?
Do you want to like go to apark and like hang out?
First of all, it was nighttime,we went to dinner, so it was
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night, but at this point man isstaying at a park at night time.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
I wonder how long he was waiting at the park and this
is probably this is probablywhere your trauma started with
50 50 men like I will not date a50 50 man because of this
experience I had in high schoolsplitting an applebee's two for
20 on the first date.
Can you imagine I can't that'sten dollars, ten dollars.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
I've literally ordered pop.
It was crazy.
So then he texted me like where?
Applebee's two for 20 on thefirst date?
Can you imagine?
I can't.
That's $10?
Dang $10.
I literally ordered pop.
It was crazy.
So then he texted me He'd belike where are you at?
I'm at the park and I'm likeI'm not there.
That's for dang sure.
You cheap loser, oh my gosh,that's funny.
So that was back in high schoolSmoking's like one of my deal
breakers, of course, and we wentto like the zoo and within like
five minutes we ordered a drink.
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We went into the zoo, we got adrink and then we were like
we're sitting down drinking andI think I mentioned something
about smoking.
I don't even know how it gotbrought up.
It was like, oh, smoking's oneof my deal breakers, like I
won't tolerate it, and he got upand just left what Like five
minutes into the date it was.
I've never had that happen tome before.
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It was wild.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
So then I hit up my other dude on my roster and I
hit up this other guy and I waslike, hey, I'm at the zoo, like
show up.
So he ended up showing up, Iended up making a night out of
it.
It was fine, but like it waswild date.
Oh, I do it constantly, reallyconstantly, like I can't.
What do you say?
I'm going to the bathroom, Ijust leave, I just leave, I
can't do it.
Men are so boring and I havevery low tolerance for men.
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So the second they bother me,I'm like I'm over it.
So once you get the ick, you're, I'm over it so you just walk
at me?
Speaker 1 (24:15):
do you text them to let them know that you've left?
No, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
I don't care, no, okay, so what?
What would an ick be like?
What would a man have to do ona first date for you to just get
up and leave?
Speaker 3 (24:26):
so what?
So this guy?
He not, he didn't ask me anyquestions and that's so rude.
Oh, I hate that.
It's so rude.
Like how do you go out withsomeone you don't know and
you're sitting there likeawkwardly in silence like, is
that not weird?
like that's so weird and so Iwas asking the questions, like
not make it silent was like, oh,what do you do for work?
Blah, blah, blah, like stuff.
I knew I don't care because Iwould never see this guy again.
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But it's like make it notawkward.
And he didn't ask me onequestion, not once, and after
like an hour my food was overwith.
I was like I'm not going tokeep sitting here and I'm over
it.
I got my food.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
I'm down, so then you block them so they can't reach
out to you.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
That is funny, I don't like confrontation, I feel
like it's.
I mean, I do in a way like Iwant to like yell at a man
because I think it's fun, but Ialso like like don't care you
know, yeah, yeah and so you saythat you've been cheated on.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
How did you find out?
Speaker 3 (25:25):
What an idiot.
I did yeah, he had naked photoson his iPad, oh God.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Like it was, like it went to like the iCloud.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
We hear this all the time.
I meant stupid.
They're stupid.
Yes, I'm going to answer yourquestion oh my God, um, I went
yeah, I went through his iPad, Ithink when he was sleeping or
something, and there was nakedphotos of girls and I showed him
.
I'm like what is this?
And he was like, oh my gosh, mybuddy sent me photos of his
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girlfriend or whatever theexcuse was.
He put it on his friend, Likeokay, it's always the friend.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Always the friend.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
Yeah, never him.
So he did that.
And then, for some reason, Iwas in college.
I went through his Apple Watch.
Like a month later he went towork and I was still at his
house like sleeping.
I went through his Apple Watchand I found text messages that
he deleted off his phone butlike his Apple Watch didn't like
sync up to that and I found himtexting.
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It was like basically sexy,it's another girl.
And he was like what are youdoing?
And then she was like oh, I gotdone with the run, I'm going to
take a shower, I'm all sweaty.
And then he was like which?
I was there.
And then she's like, oh, do you?
And then he said somethinggross back.
I took, I took a photo of itthat like the photo, like the
apple watch.
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I took a photo of it.
I sent him and I'm like this isthe proof I needed, like I know
, it's not your friend this time.
Like it's you.
And then, yeah, at that pointwe broke up because I was like
you're, you're an idiot.
Good for you.
So you work in finance?
I do.
Yeah, I do like investments andstocks.
So I know I'm gonna get my uhseries six right now.
I'm studying.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
So you're smart and I bet you make good money.
So, but you don't want to workonce.
You want to meet a man thatwill allow you to stay at home
yeah, I mean I can work like I'mgonna get my license.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
I just don't feel the need to work like I don't want
to.
I don't want to wake up at 8 amand have some old, 50 year old
man time tell me what to do,like.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
I don't want that so yeah, and what are your hobbies
like?
What do you do in your freetime?
Speaker 3 (27:24):
um, I like sports, I'm very into sports, so I was
like a three-sport athlete club,uh, growing up oh, wow
basketball, soccer and tennis.
And then I went to college fortennis.
Um, now I play.
I don't really play tennis toomuch anymore because I don't
like playing bad people and likeno one plays tennis anymore and
it bothers me, I just I won'tplay do you play?
Pickleball, I do oh, you doyeah, it's a family sport family
(27:46):
.
My whole family plays pickleballand it's like a family sport
now, so I do that.
I should remember my sugardaddy just played pickleball
like two days ago.
He sucked.
It was terrible.
It was an awful time he's notyou should have.
He doesn't pay me in cashanymore, he pays my rent and
then he like bought me, likegifts and like other stuff.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
I was gonna say I feel like you missed an
opportunity because youdefinitely could have like bet
gifts you gifts you know, what Imean.
Oh, I didn't even think aboutthat.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
I won't next time though.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
That's wow.
I should hit you up.
I'll be your sugar babyfinancial advisor.
I'll only take 20%.
Are you ready for it?
I'm ready for it.
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We have listener questions thatwe're going to talk about.
Let me find it Okay.
(28:39):
Oh, actually, this one is kindof a good one for you for your
pickiness.
Okay, how many pillows?
Is too many pillows on the bedand is breaking up over it
justified?
Speaker 3 (28:51):
uh, no for breaking up.
I don't think that's justified.
No, but I think more than four,like I think you have like a
pillow like on the back, like bythe headboard and you probably
actually sleep on.
So, like four, it's like I onlyhave two because I don't want
to pay for four pillows.
But if I had a man I would makehim pay four pillows.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
That's funny.
I actually just had thisconversation with a guy recently
Because I don't.
I sleep like flat on my stomachand I could sleep all night
without even a pillow, like justflat on.
I know I'm probably like apsychopath for that, but I
literally sleep on one flatpillow that's like this flat.
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But when I make my bed I haveall my like pretty decorative
pillows that stay on my bed allday.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
That's like a lot of like.
Well, the flat thing is weird.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
But the decorative thing is weird.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
I think a lot of girls do that.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Yes, I do too.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
I don't think it's breakup.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
I don't think so I feel like if you're gonna break
up over pillows like you aredoomed you're not gonna last in
a marriage, right?
Speaker 2 (29:56):
so I think that can be something you can work, fluff
out I wonder if a man wouldbreak up with you if you
demanded that he buy you fourpillows for your bed.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
You should ask next time.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
That is that is true, you already have two, you just
need two more yeah, that's funny.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
I don't think they would Go to Ross Can you get
them for like eight bucks atRoss.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Yeah, so we're going to discuss jobs most likely to
result in you being alone.
So, statistically, these jobsmake you being single.
So I'm going to go down fromnumber 30 to number one.
30, cooks 70% of cooks aresingle Food servers,
non-restaurant servers.
So what is that?
(30:35):
Like cruise ships, maybe?
Bartenders?
That's crazy to me becausebartenders meet a lot of people,
right, like how?
Speaker 2 (30:37):
I guess 73 percent of bartenders are single, but I
think it's the industry, becausethe hours are odd oh, that's
when you work weekend.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
You work weekend, that's true.
Yeah, tour and travel guides,because they're always traveling
or on destination and that'sgot to be annoying just being
surrounded by tourists all thetime.
People that come and go um,transportation service
attendants, cleaners of vehiclesand equipment, parking
attendants, stockers and orderfillers, veterinary assistants
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that's kind of strange to me.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
I guess 67 of veterinary assistants single
they're like cat people, they'rejust happy being at home with
their cats, maybe I don't know,they're obsessed with animals.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Yeah, ushers, lobby attendants, ticket takers that
makes sense because, again,you're dealing with people that
are coming and going.
Telemarketers yeah, I canimagine 75 of telemarketers are
single.
Helpers, construction trades,food prep workers 75 of food
prep workers are single becauseI guess there's a high turnover
rate so they are focused more oncareer stability.
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Military enlisted tacticaloperations and air weapons
specialists and crew members,cashiers, recreational workers,
camp counselors, park rangersagain, because you're working a
lot with tourists.
Dining room and cafeteriaattendants and bartender helpers
, solar photo voltaic installers, tutors, um, people who are
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unemployed.
So 80 of people who areunemployed are single makes
sense because you don't havemoney to take anyone out yeah,
and they're sitting at home notmeeting anyone.
Um.
Waiters and waitresses that'sagain that's weird to me because
you're meeting so many people.
But again, you work nights andweekends.
Dancers and choreographersthat's weird.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
78, but they're on the road especially if you're
like a big time dancerchoreographer, where you're
actually dancing for someonethat's famous, you would be on
the road touring yeah, but Ifeel like dancers don't.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
a lot of men want to date a female dancer because
they got the moves, they canmove their body, they're
flexible.
Uh, dishwashers I guess 82percent of dishwashers are
single.
Other entertainment attendantsand related workers, umpires,
referees I was just telling her,like when do you ever meet an
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umpire?
I know.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
I've never met an umpire in my life.
I said I was an umpire once Icame back.
Yeah, when I was in college Icame back and umpired the town.
Little league, it's you all.
It's awful.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Residential advisor the town, little league
residential advisor what is that?
Like a real estate agent, Idon't know what that is.
Fast food workers, hosts andhostesses again, that surprises
me because they meet a lot ofpeople and typically hosts and
hostesses are very good looking.
And the number one, what wouldyou say?
The number one um job mostlikely to result in you being
single alone.
It is protective serviceworkers, policemen, firefighters
, because they often facedemanding and stressful work
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environments which may impacttheir availability for
relationships.
But doesn't everyone want todate a cop or a fireman?
isn't that a very desirable.
I know a lot of women that arelike they swoon over the fireman
and the cops and the outfits,the uniforms I make no money
it's true, yeah I dated one.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
I broke up because he was two, four.
He made 60 000.
I'm like oh honey, that's likehigh school pay.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
That was nothing okay , so imagine this scenario.
Imagine if you met a man and hewas like a dishwasher for some,
for or something or somethingof the of no, I'm getting to it
my dad but he has, like aninheritance.
He doesn't have access to itcurrently, which is why he's
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working as a dishwasher, butwhen he turns like X number of
years old, he'll get thisinheritance.
Are you dating him and holdingout?
Does it depend on how manyyears?
How many years would you datehim?
How many years would you holdout and date a dishwasher for
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his inheritance?
Speaker 3 (34:44):
I would just keep him on the side and then date
someone else, but like having myback pocket, so when my
inheritance hit then I'm likehey, let's get married so he'd
be on the bench on your roster.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
He's a roster guy, okay, yeah, okay what if you met
a guy that was physically yourtype to a t, like smoking hot,
like he's your celebrity crush,like who do you think?
Speaker 3 (35:01):
oh, have you guys seen the movie um the longest
ride?
Speaker 2 (35:05):
no, sounds like a nicholas sparks yeah movie.
It is okay, um, okay, so chaimichael murray, like in the
cinderella story.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Uh huh, yes, I know him.
Okay, okay, like a NicholasSparks movie, it is Okay.
Okay.
So Ty Michael Murray, like inthe Cinderella story?
Uh-huh, yes, I know him.
Okay.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
So let's say you met him but he worked for Vanguard
and made $80,000.
You wouldn't go with him, no,Even if he was physically your
type to a T and so good looking.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
No, my type is not poor so no, no, I would get so
turned on.
My type is not poor, so no, no,I would get so turned on.
He's hot, like I would like dostuff with him, but I wouldn't
like take him to mom.
You know he's broke.
He can't afford my life.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
I can't do it and you think that 180 is broke right
If someone makes 180?
.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
Right, I don't.
Yeah, that's funny.
I don't think that's enough.
I don't.
I want to be able to like hire.
Like I said, hire a nanny, goout, have like a spa day.
I don't.
When I come home and myhusband's like how was your day,
I'll be like oh my God, it wasso relaxing.
I did this, I did that.
I want to be like oh, that's sonice.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Like I'm so happy for you and not be like mentally,
emotionally exhausting.
It is worse than a full timejob.
I've had friends that are likeI want to go back to work.
Going back to a full time jobis a vacation compared to being
a stay at home mother, so youmight be in for a little bit of
a shock.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Boy I used to nanny in college.
I don't know, I think it's.
It is demanding.
Obviously, Like kids are a lotof work, but I'd rather just
like wake up in my pajamas andlike hang out with my kid rather
than like drive to work stuckin rush hour traffic that's true
, yeah, good point yeah do youmeet guys out, like are there
certain spots that you go, thatyou like to go sit at because
you know you'll meet wealthy men, or do you strictly use the
(36:46):
apps?
no, uh, it's actually really fun.
I met a gay guy recently andnow up in Dallas and now we're
like besties because he has alot of money, so like I hang out
with him because he always buysmy drinks like not creepy, you
know, it's just perfect, it'sjust the best, I love him, uh.
But I was telling him like Iwant to marry someone rich, want
me to stay home, mom blah blah,and he was like okay, well,
like here's where you go at thistime.
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At this location there'sfinance bros at this location,
there's like doctors at thislocation.
Like he was like he knows thespots.
It was, he's amazing.
So I do go there now, like whenI go to Dallas and what do you
do?
Speaker 1 (37:20):
you just sit at the bar and wait for them to
approach you yeah, I don't go onmy phone.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
I just sit there.
I get one drink.
I drink it very slowly becauseI don't want to pay for anything
else, and I just wait foranother man to come up and talk
to me and then buy me anotherdrink.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
And I bet you get hit on so much huh Because you're a
beautiful girl.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
Oh, thank you yes, and if nobody does, do you just
leave then, yeah, yeah, so thenyou just keep it.
Moving on to the next spot sortof thing.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Yeah, that happens to you where no one approaches you
.
Speaker 3 (37:52):
Yeah, you, yeah, I did one drink, if I drinking it
slow and no after like an hourif no one's talking to me I'm
like, okay, this is stupid and Iwould just go somewhere else,
yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
So where's your favorite place to go on a first
date?
Speaker 3 (38:01):
oh, I love.
I actually really like givingbusters.
Oh how fun.
Yeah, I just think it's fun,like it's obviously not like too
expensive but it's very fun.
It's like interactive.
I love a good like banter.
So I love like talking smack toa man and I'm really good at
those games.
I go there constantly.
So like I've gone so good atthe games where like I'm saying
like high scores, like I'm soI'm so competitive and I like
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going there and I like making abet, I'll be like if I went
three games in a row like youdivide me another shot and I
just just like it's basicallyjust a way for me to get drunk
that is hilarious.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
You sound fun.
I want to go out with you let'sgo out tonight.
So do you judge a guy that?
Do you judge a restaurant?
If a guy takes you to aspecific restaurant, do you
judge him?
Like, are there certainrestaurants?
Speaker 2 (38:49):
oh yeah, I remember that list that came out.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
That was like do not take a woman to an apple beast
was on there and cheesecakefactory yes, what else has a guy
taken you?
Speaker 3 (38:59):
and you're like, oh hell, no well I'd make them tell
me beforehand because I won'teven.
I won't even show up like Iwon't.
I had one man who was like 37and I was dating him for his
money.
I knew he had money, by the way.
Like I looked at him, I couldmoney.
I knew he had money.
By the way, like I looked athim, I could just tell and he
was trying to get me to somelike dive bar.
It wasn't like a dive bar, butit was like up one notch from a
dive bar and I'm like dude,you're 37.
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I'm not going out with you at adive bar, like that's not
happening.
So I was like me beforehandbecause I'm not going to show up
, and then have it be some likeyou know, chicken strips, like I
do like chicken strips I do,but I like a baseball game, you
know I can eat that on the firstdate.
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I want salmon for $40.
I'm going to order expensivemartini.
I want the bill to be 200 bucks.
Do I want the bill to be?
And that's not happening at adive bar.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
I love how you are just unapologetically yourself.
You own it.
You know what you want.
You aren't afraid to say it.
I freaking love that.
I know you put it all out there.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
What's your tell on a guy, like when you're out in
public, are you?
Are you looking at the watch?
Are you looking at the shoes?
Are you looking at the like,like, are their hands manicured?
Like.
What are you looking at whenyou're?
When you say I could tell hehas money, what are you looking
at?
Speaker 3 (40:10):
um his, like his clothes okay, yeah especially
now since I've been hanging outthat gay guy.
He will look at a guy and belike, oh, that watch is worth
50k or you know, he knows sowell because he also comes from
money.
So he like that's that guy'sexpensive.
Talk to him, do that, do that.
But like, the clothes are likea huge factor, like, but I've
also I just been around thescene for so long now that, yeah
(40:33):
, I can just look at someone andknow, buy their clothes.
It's mainly it Like I don'treally know what watches are
worth.
For some reason I like don'tknow what's expensive, what's
not.
I mean Rolexes.
You can get a fake Rolex.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
Like, unless you know what an Audemars looks like, or
if you know what a Patek lookslike, unless you know what they
look like, you wouldn't know,right, I don't know what that is
no, they're fairly nice watches.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
I saw this TikTok from this billionaire and she
was saying that actual peoplewith actual money don't wear
designer stuff.
You look at them and thinkthey're just an average person.
If you really do have moneymoney, you don't flash it.
So how would you know ifsomeone has money in that case,
you know?
Speaker 3 (41:19):
I've heard about that .
Yeah, I actually saw that videotoo yeah, yeah I mean, it's
true, like obviously I don't.
I wouldn't date a man that'swearing, you know, louis vuitton
, like all over shirt that'slike cheap to me when it's like
gucci louis vuitton all over hisshirt.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
That screams cheap to me.
It's like Gucci Louis Vuittonplastered everywhere, it's logos
everywhere.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
That seems like Timu type stuff that sounds cheap.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
Yeah, I gotta get better at knowing by the way
they talk is also very I talkvery elegant when I'm talking to
a rich man, because I know theylike that.
Not right now but, when I'mtalking to a rich man, because I
know they like that, Not rightnow, but when I'm talking to a
rich man I'm like I talk veryproper.
I'm like, so I'd like a martiniand it's like a whole different
voice and persona.
I put on what's your martiniorder.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
Say it into the microphone.
I like an apple martini.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
Oh, you do.
Okay, I haven't had an applemartini since my college days.
I forgot about those.
They are good they're strong.
Speaker 3 (42:12):
The whole drink is alcohol.
It's there's no pop, it's allalcohol you should get one where
did you grow up?
Speaker 2 (42:17):
because I grew up saying pop.
Did you grow up in the midwest?
Speaker 3 (42:21):
I wouldn't ask that question.
I didn't.
I grew up in washington oh wow.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
They say pop in washington too.
I have one of my best friendsis from washington state and she
says pop also.
Yeah's funny.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
So now it's time for the celebrity cut when we
marinate in the juices of thecelebrity.
So did you see the covers forTaylor Swift's new album and how
she's like?
Speaker 3 (42:39):
you know she's coming Huh.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
Yeah, and like she's being reamed by some of the
Swifties, Like they are notamused by this new image of hers
.
But it's like how old is she?
she's 35 years old, she's agrown-ass woman like she can
wear whatever the f she wants towear, right.
But they're like all up in armsabout it because typically
she's been the good girl.
She's claimed oh, I don't needto reveal my body to make money,
which she's proven time andtime again she doesn't need to
(43:04):
reveal her body.
But maybe she's 35, maybe shewants to reveal her naughty side
I also.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
That's okay with that .
I also don't think that thecover image is not that bad like
it's not.
It's not like it's a thong youknow what I mean like it's a
little cheeky, but it's not likeI don't think it's bad at all,
like her whole ass, but it's notlike in the past.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
She has been kind of goody.
Two shoes like teeny bopper,yeah, and I think this is the
first time she's kind of youknow, I stood up, spice it up.
Yeah, it's about time it isabout time for like 10 years now
well, they say, because theonly person that she
collaborated with on that albumis sabrina carpenter.
You know how sabrina carpenteris a little little risque.
So they say that's the.
Speaker 3 (43:42):
You know the influence I'm sorry she's not
engaged right now, right, I knowI feel like I'm just happy she
brought it out on his podcastbecause I thought that was so
cute.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
They were were cute together.
I know that people were kind ofslamming it, but I thought it
was adorable.
No, I thought it was cute andtheir connection seems genuine.
It does.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
People say it's fake, a fake relationship, but it
seems wonderful, and the waythat Jason Kelsey introduced her
like as if he were a footballannouncer, it was so cute.
He got so excited.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
I liked it, so excited.
I like them together.
I do too, yeah so now it's timeto get to know you with Zoyo,
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Speaker 3 (44:17):
Get to know you on a deeper level what have you
always wanted to try in thebedroom?
Oh, that is a good one.
Oh, kinksters, um, I just wantto try in the bedroom.
God, I'm so boring in thebedroom.
I feel like a whip actuallymight be fun.
(44:37):
Yeah, maybe.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
You with the whip, yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
I was going to say you getting whipped or you doing
the whipping, both.
I feel like you'd be a reallygood dominatrix, don't you think
?
I think so too.
Speaker 3 (44:46):
Really.
I feel like that would suit youyeah.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
I've never done any of that before.
I feel like you could do the.
Have you heard of the pay pigs?
I feel like that's what youshould do.
That might be your calling.
That's maybe what you shouldlook into.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
Yeah, because they like someone that takes charge
and just abuses their bankaccount.
I can see you doing that.
It's a good fit.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
I was also going to ask you off of this question.
So when you're with your sugardaddies and you're with them,
right, do you let, do you kindof like, do what they want to do
, like if they have requests inthe bedroom.
No, no, I don't care.
Yeah, I won't do it even thoughthey're paying your rent.
Like he's, like I'm, I paidyour rent.
(45:27):
I want you to do xyz for metonight.
Speaker 3 (45:30):
You'd be like no he has never done that.
I think he knows.
I would just like call it quits, I would find another man.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
I won't okay, okay, he doesn't.
Speaker 3 (45:38):
He's never just done that, but I don't think he would
like our sex life is so hecomes in like five seconds.
He just like it's like fivepumps and it's like lucky for
you.
I'm like, thank god, no,literally praise the lord,
praise the lord praise.
I didn't want to do that in thefirst place.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
A five pumps is amazing, have you ever had
someone ask to do something toyou or do something in the
bedroom that you were like hell?
Speaker 3 (45:59):
no, I don't like being first of all.
I don't like choking.
I don't like a man's hand by mythroat.
I don't trust men at all, so mylike life.
I don't like that, so nochoking.
I also don't like beinghandcuffed because I again like
I don't want to put my life in aI don't know what he's gonna do
to me, so like I don't likethat smart.
Yeah, I also like beingblindfolded.
I don't like not being like incontrol, like if I can't see
(46:22):
what's happening.
That would stress me outbecause I'd be like what is this
man doing to me?
That would that would bother me.
So I'd have to be like open.
Open eyes.
Oh, I like having sex in thedark because I don't like really
seeing the men.
I don't, I just want to get itover with and like go to bed.
I'm so tired constantly.
My finance job I can't, I'm sotired, oh my God.
(46:44):
Even when you're dating someone, oh my God, I have to be like
half drunk in the dark.
I don't want to like be a partof this.
I don't.
I'll do it to like please them.
I don't even like sex.
I do it because I know a manlikes it but I don't like you,
don't enjoy ever.
I mean, it feels good in themoment, but I don't like crave
it.
Yeah, like I'm not gonna belike.
Oh my god, I'm horny, that'sfuck you will with your future
(47:05):
husband.
Speaker 2 (47:05):
When you meet the guy that is like for you, you will
like it.
Is that your life?
Are you married?
No, you're not.
You're married.
No, but you will hopefully.
Yeah, that'd be nice.
Speaker 3 (47:19):
I want to create some babies for, hopefully, five
seconds do you have any otherquestions?
Speaker 1 (47:28):
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Oh my god, I just totally gotcatfished.
(47:50):
He looks absolutely nothinglike his picture.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
So I found out, the guy that I've been dating is
married With kids.
His wife just reached out to me.
Oh my god, I just totally got catfished.
He looks absolutely nothinglike his picture.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
So I found out, the guy that I've been dating is
married with kids.
His wife just reached out to me.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Welcome to the Meat Market.
The single scene is aslaughterhouse and we are here
to devour it.
We are your hosts.
I'm Lindsay, I'm Jess andtoday's sizzling single is Carly
.
Woohoo, welcome, thank you.
So a little birdie told me thatyou have a list on your phone
of your 20 deal breakers thatyou whip out on every first date
and make the man answer these.
(00:35):
Is that correct?
What?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
are they?
She's like where's?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
my phone.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
I was going to say where's my phone.
I was going to show you.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yeah, so I have a lot of deal breakers that I won't
tolerate like at all.
I mean, I guess as I get olderthey'll like slowly come off the
list, but like as of now I'monly 28, so they're kind of like
strong, but it's smoking.
Facial hair tattoos.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Wait, no, you don't like facial hair, or you do like
it.
No, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
so they have to be clean, shaven, yeah, and like if
I have a man that has facialhair, I'm like are you going to
shave, otherwise, like I won'tgo out with you.
And like men will like shave togo out, or they won't and I
won't go out with them.
Wow, that's kind of what it isLike.
(01:30):
Either you, um, and then uh,their political views, their
religion, if they want kids, ifthey snore, I like I can't live
my life.
But they snore, I can't do it.
I can't live my life.
Your girl needs beauty sleep.
I'm, I can't.
That's hilarious.
Um, I like gambling.
So they have to go to thecasino and like do blackjack
with me.
I'm a big blackjack person.
I also like country music.
They do like country music.
I have the weirdest dealbreakers.
(01:52):
Oh, I don't date androids.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
That bothers me, that's a deal breaker.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Yeah, that bothers me , I can't.
I can't what Eventually?
I can't.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I'm going to want to stalk their location and they
won't be able to share with me.
I also want to know I'm beinglike red and like ignored.
I can't do that on an android,but you know.
You know that already beforeyou go on a date with somebody
because you find that out assoon as you start texting, right
?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
yes, usually the photos a lot of times that's, do
you?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
judge by a green text .
Do you kind of judge?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
no, my brother still does, yeah, like a google phone
or android phone.
So no, no, not really, but itis inconvenient, it's the worst
it ruins the whole group messageit does it.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah, our family everything up could be so
selfish our family chat's alittle difficult so you said
political views.
So can you not date arepublican, a democrat like?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
um, I forgot what that is, so I'm conservative so
I don't date liberals okay Idon't.
I always forget which democratmeans.
Do you have a mega hat?
No, because people, these libsout here, they're so crazy with
mega hats, like they're.
I saw a video on tiktok andthis this girl was in first
class.
A guy was wearing a mega hat.
She was like freaking out,being like I won't sit next to
(03:05):
you because you're a mega hat.
It was like freaking up,getting kicked off the plane.
But people are just like crazyand I just I don't.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
I'm not like that, I'm not that strong like I like
it, but I'm not like.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I want to like wear a Trump shirt you know.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
And what about religion?
You said that's a deal breaker.
Are you religious or not?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
yes, you are, yeah, yeah, so I'm christian.
Okay, yeah, so do they have togo to church uh well, it's kind
of I want a christian, but notlike too christian where you're
gonna like read the bible andlike be so strict with like you
can't go and drink and like havea sunday fun day like I don't
know.
Like I want like a christianguy because I want my children,
(03:41):
my future children, to go tochurch and have like morals,
like good values I guess growingup, but not enough where it's
like strict.
So I would go to church withthem, I would, but I also want
to like give them oses at 10 amwhen I want to give them oses
you know.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
So these things are these things that you talk about
on the first date always, or doyou sometimes wait until like
date two or three, or do youalways just get it right out?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
or before the day, because you said you wouldn't
even go out with a guy.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Yeah, a lot of it's, before you even will meet a guy,
you make sure that the dealbreakers are so.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
I feel like doesn't that hurt you, because the
dating pool is small enough asit is, and then you have all
these deal breakers.
Is there anyone in your datingpool?
This is why I'm single at 28.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
She's like this is why I moved away from Arizona
and I also want to be.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
The main thing is I don't among my other deal
breakers is like I don't want tobe a 50 50 household, like I
want to be a, say, I want tohave children.
I don't want to be astay-at-home wife like mom and
and so I literally have that.
My bumble profile, like my mainbio, is like I'm looking for a
provider, I want to want to be astay home mom, making it like
very clear.
Um and so a lot of these men outhere are cheap and like they
(04:49):
want, like a working wife, mom,blah, blah blah.
I'm not doing that, that's nothappening.
So a lot of like uh yeah, Ithink that's also why I'm single
.
It's because there's noproviders.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I feel like there are some men, though, that want the
trad wife to stay at home andtake care of the kids and cook
dinner, but I don't know.
In Arizona I haven't met manyof those.
Isn't that more like theMidwest type?
Yeah, it's hard to find here.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
So when you were dating here.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
did you find that hard to find?
Were you in Scottsdale?
Yeah, and how was?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
It's hard to date in Scottsdale because the nightlife
is so vibrant.
It's almost kind of like Vegasor Miami.
The clubs in Scottsdale arejust.
If you go to the club streetsthere's a row of clubs.
It's just filled with men,girls, but I feel like everyone
(05:41):
just cheats out here Because theclub is just so accessible.
There's so many pretty girls inScottsdale Like there's so many
and there's like one hot manout of like 50 hot girls and so
like the dating pool is so goodfor men because there's so many
hot girls like to choose from.
So cheating is just happens allthe time here.
(06:02):
I feel like like all myboyfriends end up cheating.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
It's just crazy, I was gonna say.
Have you imagined what yourlike your daily life, in your
perfect daily life, as a stay athome wife slash mom, what would
that look like?
Like would you have help?
Would you have like?
You know what I mean?
Do you expect the man to alsothen provide nannies and things
like this?
Or Do you expect the man toalso then provide nannies and
(06:31):
things like this?
Or are you open to doing thecooking, doing the cleaning,
things like that?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I don't know how to cook.
You want to be a?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
trad wife, but you don't know how to cook.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
I can cook you pasta, that's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I know how to boil some noodles.
I know how to make cereal.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I know how to flip an egg like, but if you want like
chicken parmesan like, you gottauber eats that.
I don't know how to do it, Idon't.
So no, and I told men this likeand I also don't want to clean
like you can hire a maid I'm.
I want to marry someone richbecause I don't want to do
anything okay so, and so you'dprobably want a nanny to so I I
would want a nanny I thoughtabout this Out of like seven
(07:06):
days out of the week.
My husband's off, you know,saturday and Sunday most likely,
so like we'd be having likefamily time those days, and then
Monday through Friday.
I would probably want like ananny, like one day out of the
week just to give myself like amental mental break.
Go get my nails done, you know,go get lunch by myself, just
have like a mental sanity break.
But the other four days I wouldbe with my daughter, or
(07:27):
hopefully my daughter, my likemy kids.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I want a daughter.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
I don't know my future daughter's name.
It's gonna be Ellie, ellie andLily oh yeah hitting the town,
yeah, um, but yeah, it's onlyone, one nanny or one day a week
for the nanny.
Hopefully a maid, like I don'tknow twice a week, I don't know
twice a week, I don't know howoften maids come and then cook.
I'm hoping my husband justcooks.
I don't know how to do it.
I'll kind of like digit, likethe dishes, but I don't so when
(07:55):
was your last relationship?
He was controlling.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Really.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
We actually broke up the day after Halloween.
When how recent, really.
We actually broke up the dayafter Halloween, when how recent
.
Uh, halloween, uh, lastHalloween got.
Yeah, it's like last year, thatwas my last boyfriend, how long
were you together for?
five months okay, yeah, itwasn't that long.
He was so controlling, whichled to our breakup.
Um, he like tried to tell me,like, what I can and cannot wear
, which I hate when men try totell me like my boobs are always
(08:23):
out, and he hated that.
He was like wear a shirt thatlike covers, and I'm like no.
So that bothered me and then hegave me a curfew.
What?
Yes, like I'm five years old,it's what.
He didn't pay any of my billsand I'm like, if he 's not
paying my bills, you can't tellme what to do.
That's not.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
I was just gonna ask that, was he provider?
Though because are you willingto make some sacrifices for a
man that is a provider?
Because there are going to beexpectations.
If you're not cooking andyou're not cleaning, he's going
to expect you to bring somethingto the table.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
My looks, my body, my personality, my breathing just
existence.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
He gave you a curfew.
Did you live together?
No, so he made you go home at acertain time, that is, he had
my location.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
He was stalking me because he made me do that too I
learned my lesson.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
It looks like you're not at home.
You need to head home now.
Like what?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
that is bizarre, wild like.
So my curfew was 10 o'clock, ohmy god, yeah, and I would like
going out to the bars.
My girlfriend's just gettingfree drinks from men, and he
didn't like that either.
He's like don't get free drinksfrom men.
And I'm like are you giving memoney because I'm not paying for
this?
And he's like, well, no, I'mnot giving you money.
I'm like okay, then I'm gettingfree drinks.
I'm not surfing my credit cardwhen I can have it made and just
(09:39):
buy it for me.
I'm not doing that.
So that was a whole issue.
I'm like I don't care what yousay, I'm doing anyways.
Um, and then you have to gowith my girlfriends and then
he's like oh, it's 10, 10, 20.
Like are you on your way home?
I'm like, no, I'm not, I'm notyou're like.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
I just got my fourth free drink of the night from the
fourth man that offered to buyme a drink tonight he's psycho.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
And then we broke up because my halloween outfit was
very um, like a hoe, likehalloween outfit, right, like I
was a sunny school girl is whatI was like dressed up as and he
hated it, of course.
What's new?
So to him, I lied and I put onsome like cheerleading outfit,
but it was like very mormon Icall it a mormon outfit.
This isn't covered like, itdoesn't show anything, um, so I
(10:26):
took a photo I'm like one of mygirlfriend's thoughts took a
photo and sent to him be likegoing out, like in my mormon
outfit, and I immediatelychanged into like this slutty
school girl I ended up postingabout.
I blocked him on my instagramstory that night, um, or like
yeah, I think it's blocked.
Um, and then he texted me atlike 11 or something, being like
are you home?
Or like nope, and then he'slike, okay, well, I'm gonna pick
(10:48):
you up.
It's like tell me where you'reat.
So he picked me up.
We went back to my house andthen he was like you slept, talk
in your sleep, and like yousaid to like not tell me you
changed outfits, what it waslike.
Like I literally stoppedtalking.
Like don't tell me I changed.
Don't tell me I changed thatlike obviously that's a lie.
(11:09):
There's no way.
I would like sleep talk that no.
It's so weird.
And so then he had my phonepassword too.
He went to my phone, saw myInstagram, like post and the
schoolgirl.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Wait, did you put Mormon outfit back on?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
when he came to pick you up.
Yeah, oh, my God, it was awhole thing.
That is hilarious.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
You're like all of us in like junior high, high
school, and we're trying tosneak out of home wearing
something you know you're notsupposed to and your parents
won't let you leave the house,so you have, like, your little
short skirt on underneath yourlong skirt.
That's so funny, literally.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Oh my God.
So he went through your phonebut tried to claim like you were
yeah, wow, interesting.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
So he was like, oh, you changed outfits.
And then he asked me straightup.
He's like did you changeoutfits?
And then at this point it waslike 4 am.
I was exhausted, I was tired.
Like yes, I did, like I don'tcare, yes, and then he stormed
out, being like you lied to me,stormed out.
I'm like, okay, dude, it was 4am, I went, I just went back to
bed, I didn't care.
And the next day, yeah, webroke up over me lying about my
halloween outfit.
(12:09):
But I was like that's fine,you're psychotic.
So why didn't he go out withyou that night?
Oh, he wasn't invited.
I didn't want.
I didn't want him there that'sa red flag.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
If you don't want your boyfriend, why were?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
you dating him.
What was it?
What was the draw to this?
Speaker 3 (12:23):
this one.
I ask myself that question allthe time.
He wasn't like rich enough tolike even be my future husband.
I think he made like $100 or$110.
But that's not enough.
But I want my future husband tomake like a solid $200.
So that $110 is not enough.
He also wasn't paying my bills.
I don't know why I was with himfor His like wasn't paying my
(12:43):
bills.
I don't know why I was with himfor his like bed skills were
not good either.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Was he good from the waist down, perhaps?
Speaker 3 (12:48):
well endowed, yeah it wasn't like so, so that it
wasn't that that was keeping youaround no, I think I mean like
looks wise, he was like my type,like he's blonde hair, no
facial hair, no tattoos.
He was very clean cut.
He was in finance.
Like he was my type, likephysically.
I think maybe that's why Istayed so long.
It's because like we would hangout, we would drink, like we'd
(13:08):
go to the pool, um, we'd take meout to like nice restaurants.
It'd be like a he would be afun, like boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I think maybe that's why I stayed so long yeah, I
don't know good time killer,someone to have fun with, yeah,
some someone to hang out withbefore I meet someone richer I
don't't know.
Okay, so you say you require atleast $200,000.
Do you ask that straight up,how much you do?
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Not on the first date , but if they want to date
seriously, boyfriend andgirlfriend, I'm like well, what
do you make?
Because I can't, I can't do it.
Yeah, so can you date a guythat's not very attractive if he
makes good money money, so youdon't really care about looks I
mean, I want my daughter to comeout like gorgeous, but I'm
hoping she gets my jeans andlike not the man's jeans, so I'm
hoping it's like fine.
(13:50):
Um, I mean like yeah, if theymake money and they like spoil
me, you know, buy me gifts, takeme traveling.
I don't, so could?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
you date jeff bezos oh, absolutely really you could
sleep with him.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
She's like he's my number one that's funny, that
wife, I don't even know what her.
Uh, lauren, I think right, yeah, lauren sanchez yeah, god I'm
so envious of her.
She's just living on yachtslike her best life, but what if?
Speaker 1 (14:19):
what if the guy's boring and it's just not that
fun to to spend time with youcould still do it because you
have the nice pur it, becauseyou have the nice purses and you
have the experiences, and soyou really don't care.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Money trumps everything is what I'm trying to
say I would just drink untilhe's not boring.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Oh my God, why don't you just do like sugar baby
stuff?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
I have, oh, you have.
I currently have one.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Oh you do he pays my rent?
Yeah, pays me.
What does he expect in return?
Speaker 3 (14:47):
um my body.
So we hang out like once amonth.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
It's, it's fine, it's worth it, that's it just once a
month.
Yeah, yeah, and so is hemarried.
Does he have a?
Speaker 3 (14:56):
girlfriend.
No, he's 47 divorce, that's it.
He actually told me like lastweek he loved me.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Oh, would you ever be ?
Does he have?
Speaker 3 (15:07):
does he have enough money for you to be with him?
No, he's poor, he's like 180, Ithink.
I don't know.
He's not attractive, though.
I'm not attracted to him.
No, you're not okay.
No, no, he's a beard and I'mlike dude, you should shave that
beard.
And he's like if you date me,like for real, I'll shave my
beard.
Well, I don't want to date youfor real, so that's not
happening.
So he just walks on this ugly.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
And how much is your rent?
Where do you live?
I live in.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Dallas and it's $1850 , I think.
Ok, so his credit card is juston my rent portal and I just
swipe it every month.
I used to get really depressedon the first of the month.
I'd be like, oh god, this is $1, 1900 in my bank account.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
I get the real, I go out, I celebrate like I just
saved 1900.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
I'm ecstatic.
So the sugar daddy, how did youmeet him on the sugar daddy
website?
So it's called seeking.
Uh, I used to be seekingarrangements, now it's just
called seeking.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Yeah and he just once a month.
You guys have sex once a month,that's it.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
I mean, as I mean it used to be like that, but like
not, I'm.
I hate being intimate, I'm, I'mso tired constantly and I just
want to go to bed.
I will for him knowing what itis, but half the time we hang
out I'm so tired I just go tobed.
I don't even, like, really doanything for him wow and he
likes he's.
He's in love with me.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
I think it's lust, so he pays your rent is that it
does.
He give you presents or takeyou on trips.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
So everything, multiple things, yeah, yeah, my
birthday was like two days agoand he bought me.
Well, he gave me like fourhundred dollars and then he
bought me, uh, diamond earrings.
And then he bought me, um, likea resort for like two days just
to like drink by the pool andjust hang out, nice.
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He asked if I wanted a purse.
Obviously I said, yes, nobrainer.
Uh, so soon we're gonna goshopping for a purse, and is he
here?
Speaker 2 (17:02):
he was in arizona.
Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, so healso pays my flights, okay yeah,
okay, yeah, but he takes me ontrips.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
He actually were talking.
I just hung out with himactually and he's talking I want
to go to ireland because I'mirish and he's talking about
taking me on a trip next augustto ireland for, like, my
birthday next year.
That's a long ways out, that'sa god I'm gonna be married by
then I'm like, yeah, hopefullyhe's gonna be devastated is he?
Speaker 2 (17:26):
is he the only one that you've met off of that site
?
Do you have any otherexperiences that are crazy or
wild?
Speaker 3 (17:33):
or terrible no, there's others.
There's not like currently inmy life, but like in the past.
Yeah, yeah yeah, so what I do islike, um, I make them take me
to the casino and because I likeI love gambling blackjack, they
gave me money to go to thecasino.
And then I bring like a bigpurse with me Not like I guess,
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it's like medium size, and we'renot looking, I just put the
chips like in my purse, I justhoarder, hoarder the chips in my
I first.
So, no matter what, I'm goinghome with money, whether he
gives me money or I'm justwalking off the chips with money
, you know.
And so now I go to like Vegasor I'll go to Scottsdale and
I'll like meet a man and he'llgive me money to gamble and I'm
just like storing it.
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And then I think, at the most Imade off this one guy, uh, was
1500.
Oh wow.
And I actually called my dad.
I was pumped.
I was like dad get so muchmoney, I just stole from this
man.
I was pumped.
I was so excited, Like that's,that's rent.
I was so ecstatic.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
So what is the biggest present, or the most
expensive present A guy, a sugardaddy's have bought you.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
He actually wasn't a sugar daddy.
This other guy that I'm notdating, I'm also not attracted
to him.
He, she took me to Greece, ohnice yeah, and he told me it was
like 10 grand.
Um, I don't.
I mean, I don't know how muchGreece costs, like I don't know,
but that just happened in June.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I just did that was that someone you were dating?
No, and you went with him weare.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
I don't know, I don't know what he thinks.
I don't ask, I don't care sowere you dates.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
So you were just, you went together yeah, well, he
was going.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
He graduated with his doctorate degree, so he was
going to go to celebrate himgraduating.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Got you and he invited you, yes, ok, and paid
for everything.
Nice, yes.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
And I was like well, I can go If you pay for it.
I'm not paying for anything.
And he's like no, I know, I'mlike OK.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
And then, yeah, I guess would you like it to be
like a pretty woman situationwhere it's like you know, it
starts off as an arrangement andthen it turns into something
more.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
The men on Seeking aren't hot enough.
They're so like old and ugly.
Okay, yeah, I'll talk aboutthem, for like the money and
like the rent, but I can't likelive 50 years with this man you
know.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
So if you meet someone, would you end it with
your sugar daddy?
Speaker 3 (19:50):
my friends always ask me this question.
I, if I like, truly liked theguy and I was like I see a
future.
I want to like have babies withyou.
I probably would like.
Obviously I don't want to cheaton my like, my future husband,
so I would end it um, but it'sso nice not paying for rent.
How?
Speaker 1 (20:08):
how would you bring that up?
Let's say, you meet someone,you really are feeling it,
you're getting serious.
Do you tell him hey, I havethis guy who's paying my rent.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
No, you just you don't tell him at all.
I lie.
No, I don't tell men anything.
No, no, no, no, because I don'tthink they would like that.
Like a man, they may haveissues with it.
I don't know if they would likethat.
I don't think they would.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
So that would suck because yeah, if you break it up
with a sugar daddy, then youhave to pay your own rent.
But then what?
If it doesn't work out withthis new boyfriend?
I would find a new sugar daddy.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Yeah, true, yeah, I would just find someone new.
Yeah, that would suck, though Ithink I'd have thought about
that Like well, like if I brokeup and I'd be like not paying
for my own rent, I think it'sworth it to like have my husband
, though.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Yeah, are you on the dating apps?
Speaker 3 (20:54):
currently I'm on Hinge and Bumble, so yes.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
How's that going for you?
Speaker 3 (21:04):
I have like four dates a week.
Oh wow, it's pretty, it'spretty a lot.
Um, I'm just bored, so I'mgonna do it for one, like for
something to do because I havenothing else to do, and then
also like me, my future husband.
Um, it's not good.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Do you have any crazy dating stories?
Speaker 3 (21:15):
I bet you have a lot disaster dates or catfish
stories catfish has just beenlike fat people that were like,
not fat in their photos and theyshow up, like you know, 20 or
not 20, uh, like 50 poundsheavier, like that's I guess the
most catfish I've everexperienced.
Um, I have dealt with like.
Back in high school I had a bad.
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It was like we went toApplebee's because I was
obsessed with Applebee's backthen not anymore.
I grew up from that.
The two for 20 doesn't do itfor you anymore.
That does not turn me on, no,but knowing, actually that's
funny.
You mentioned the two for 20,because we did order the two for
20.
Yeah, and I was like a joke,knowing, and I was in high
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school, like I didn't drink, Iwas like ordering pop, I think.
But as a joke, knowing it waslike 20 bucks, I was like, oh,
do I want to split it?
Knowing it would be like 10bucks.
This man says yes, and I lookedat him and I thought he was
joking back with me.
I thought it was like we'relike ha ha.
But he like looked at me likein a way that he was like
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serious and I was like, okay,and I was in high school, it's
like I didn't even really have ajob, I was playing like sports,
but I was like okay, so I paidfor it.
I mean, I guess we split it.
And then afterwards he's likewhat do you want to do?
Do you want to like go to apark and like hang out?
First of all, it was nighttime,we went to dinner, so it was
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night, but at this point man isstaying at a park at night time.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
I wonder how long he was waiting at the park and this
is probably this is probablywhere your trauma started with
50 50 men like I will not date a50 50 man because of this
experience I had in high schoolsplitting an applebee's two for
20 on the first date.
Can you imagine I can't that'sten dollars, ten dollars.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
I've literally ordered pop.
It was crazy.
So then he texted me like where?
Applebee's two for 20 on thefirst date?
Can you imagine?
I can't.
That's $10?
Dang $10.
I literally ordered pop.
It was crazy.
So then he texted me He'd belike where are you at?
I'm at the park and I'm likeI'm not there.
That's for dang sure.
You cheap loser, oh my gosh,that's funny.
So that was back in high schoolSmoking's like one of my deal
breakers, of course, and we wentto like the zoo and within like
five minutes we ordered a drink.
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We went into the zoo, we got adrink and then we were like
we're sitting down drinking andI think I mentioned something
about smoking.
I don't even know how it gotbrought up.
It was like, oh, smoking's oneof my deal breakers, like I
won't tolerate it, and he got upand just left what Like five
minutes into the date it was.
I've never had that happen tome before.
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It was wild.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
So then I hit up my other dude on my roster and I
hit up this other guy and I waslike, hey, I'm at the zoo, like
show up.
So he ended up showing up, Iended up making a night out of
it.
It was fine, but like it waswild date.
Oh, I do it constantly, reallyconstantly, like I can't.
What do you say?
I'm going to the bathroom, Ijust leave, I just leave, I
can't do it.
Men are so boring and I havevery low tolerance for men.
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So the second they bother me,I'm like I'm over it.
So once you get the ick, you're, I'm over it so you just walk
at me?
Speaker 1 (24:15):
do you text them to let them know that you've left?
No, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
I don't care, no, okay, so what?
What would an ick be like?
What would a man have to do ona first date for you to just get
up and leave?
Speaker 3 (24:26):
so what?
So this guy?
He not, he didn't ask me anyquestions and that's so rude.
Oh, I hate that.
It's so rude.
Like how do you go out withsomeone you don't know and
you're sitting there likeawkwardly in silence like, is
that not weird?
like that's so weird and so Iwas asking the questions, like
not make it silent was like, oh,what do you do for work?
Blah, blah, blah, like stuff.
I knew I don't care because Iwould never see this guy again.
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But it's like make it notawkward.
And he didn't ask me onequestion, not once, and after
like an hour my food was overwith.
I was like I'm not going tokeep sitting here and I'm over
it.
I got my food.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
I'm down, so then you block them so they can't reach
out to you.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
That is funny, I don't like confrontation, I feel
like it's.
I mean, I do in a way like Iwant to like yell at a man
because I think it's fun, but Ialso like like don't care you
know, yeah, yeah and so you saythat you've been cheated on.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
How did you find out?
Speaker 3 (25:25):
What an idiot.
I did yeah, he had naked photoson his iPad, oh God.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Like it was, like it went to like the iCloud.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
We hear this all the time.
I meant stupid.
They're stupid.
Yes, I'm going to answer yourquestion oh my God, um, I went
yeah, I went through his iPad, Ithink when he was sleeping or
something, and there was nakedphotos of girls and I showed him
.
I'm like what is this?
And he was like, oh my gosh, mybuddy sent me photos of his
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girlfriend or whatever theexcuse was.
He put it on his friend, Likeokay, it's always the friend.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Always the friend.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
Yeah, never him.
So he did that.
And then, for some reason, Iwas in college.
I went through his Apple Watch.
Like a month later he went towork and I was still at his
house like sleeping.
I went through his Apple Watchand I found text messages that
he deleted off his phone butlike his Apple Watch didn't like
sync up to that and I found himtexting.
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It was like basically sexy,it's another girl.
And he was like what are youdoing?
And then she was like oh, I gotdone with the run, I'm going to
take a shower, I'm all sweaty.
And then he was like which?
I was there.
And then she's like, oh, do you?
And then he said somethinggross back.
I took, I took a photo of itthat like the photo, like the
apple watch.
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I took a photo of it.
I sent him and I'm like this isthe proof I needed, like I know
, it's not your friend this time.
Like it's you.
And then, yeah, at that pointwe broke up because I was like
you're, you're an idiot.
Good for you.
So you work in finance?
I do.
Yeah, I do like investments andstocks.
So I know I'm gonna get my uhseries six right now.
I'm studying.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
So you're smart and I bet you make good money.
So, but you don't want to workonce.
You want to meet a man thatwill allow you to stay at home
yeah, I mean I can work like I'mgonna get my license.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
I just don't feel the need to work like I don't want
to.
I don't want to wake up at 8 amand have some old, 50 year old
man time tell me what to do,like.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
I don't want that so yeah, and what are your hobbies
like?
What do you do in your freetime?
Speaker 3 (27:24):
um, I like sports, I'm very into sports, so I was
like a three-sport athlete club,uh, growing up oh, wow
basketball, soccer and tennis.
And then I went to college fortennis.
Um, now I play.
I don't really play tennis toomuch anymore because I don't
like playing bad people and likeno one plays tennis anymore and
it bothers me, I just I won'tplay do you play?
Pickleball, I do oh, you doyeah, it's a family sport family
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.
My whole family plays pickleballand it's like a family sport
now, so I do that.
I should remember my sugardaddy just played pickleball
like two days ago.
He sucked.
It was terrible.
It was an awful time he's notyou should have.
He doesn't pay me in cashanymore, he pays my rent and
then he like bought me, likegifts and like other stuff.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
I was gonna say I feel like you missed an
opportunity because youdefinitely could have like bet
gifts you gifts you know, what Imean.
Oh, I didn't even think aboutthat.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
I won't next time though.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
That's wow.
I should hit you up.
I'll be your sugar babyfinancial advisor.
I'll only take 20%.
Are you ready for it?
I'm ready for it.
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We have listener questions thatwe're going to talk about.
Let me find it Okay.
(28:39):
Oh, actually, this one is kindof a good one for you for your
pickiness.
Okay, how many pillows?
Is too many pillows on the bedand is breaking up over it
justified?
Speaker 3 (28:51):
uh, no for breaking up.
I don't think that's justified.
No, but I think more than four,like I think you have like a
pillow like on the back, like bythe headboard and you probably
actually sleep on.
So, like four, it's like I onlyhave two because I don't want
to pay for four pillows.
But if I had a man I would makehim pay four pillows.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
That's funny.
I actually just had thisconversation with a guy recently
Because I don't.
I sleep like flat on my stomachand I could sleep all night
without even a pillow, like justflat on.
I know I'm probably like apsychopath for that, but I
literally sleep on one flatpillow that's like this flat.
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But when I make my bed I haveall my like pretty decorative
pillows that stay on my bed allday.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
That's like a lot of like.
Well, the flat thing is weird.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
But the decorative thing is weird.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
I think a lot of girls do that.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Yes, I do too.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
I don't think it's breakup.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
I don't think so I feel like if you're gonna break
up over pillows like you aredoomed you're not gonna last in
a marriage, right?
Speaker 2 (29:56):
so I think that can be something you can work, fluff
out I wonder if a man wouldbreak up with you if you
demanded that he buy you fourpillows for your bed.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
You should ask next time.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
That is that is true, you already have two, you just
need two more yeah, that's funny.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
I don't think they would Go to Ross Can you get
them for like eight bucks atRoss.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Yeah, so we're going to discuss jobs most likely to
result in you being alone.
So, statistically, these jobsmake you being single.
So I'm going to go down fromnumber 30 to number one.
30, cooks 70% of cooks aresingle Food servers,
non-restaurant servers.
So what is that?
(30:35):
Like cruise ships, maybe?
Bartenders?
That's crazy to me becausebartenders meet a lot of people,
right, like how?
Speaker 2 (30:37):
I guess 73 percent of bartenders are single, but I
think it's the industry, becausethe hours are odd oh, that's
when you work weekend.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
You work weekend, that's true.
Yeah, tour and travel guides,because they're always traveling
or on destination and that'sgot to be annoying just being
surrounded by tourists all thetime.
People that come and go um,transportation service
attendants, cleaners of vehiclesand equipment, parking
attendants, stockers and orderfillers, veterinary assistants
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that's kind of strange to me.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
I guess 67 of veterinary assistants single
they're like cat people, they'rejust happy being at home with
their cats, maybe I don't know,they're obsessed with animals.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Yeah, ushers, lobby attendants, ticket takers that
makes sense because, again,you're dealing with people that
are coming and going.
Telemarketers yeah, I canimagine 75 of telemarketers are
single.
Helpers, construction trades,food prep workers 75 of food
prep workers are single becauseI guess there's a high turnover
rate so they are focused more oncareer stability.
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Military enlisted tacticaloperations and air weapons
specialists and crew members,cashiers, recreational workers,
camp counselors, park rangersagain, because you're working a
lot with tourists.
Dining room and cafeteriaattendants and bartender helpers
, solar photo voltaic installers, tutors, um, people who are
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unemployed.
So 80 of people who areunemployed are single makes
sense because you don't havemoney to take anyone out yeah,
and they're sitting at home notmeeting anyone.
Um.
Waiters and waitresses that'sagain that's weird to me because
you're meeting so many people.
But again, you work nights andweekends.
Dancers and choreographersthat's weird.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
78, but they're on the road especially if you're
like a big time dancerchoreographer, where you're
actually dancing for someonethat's famous, you would be on
the road touring yeah, but Ifeel like dancers don't.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
a lot of men want to date a female dancer because
they got the moves, they canmove their body, they're
flexible.
Uh, dishwashers I guess 82percent of dishwashers are
single.
Other entertainment attendantsand related workers, umpires,
referees I was just telling her,like when do you ever meet an
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umpire?
I know.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
I've never met an umpire in my life.
I said I was an umpire once Icame back.
Yeah, when I was in college Icame back and umpired the town.
Little league, it's you all.
It's awful.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Residential advisor the town, little league
residential advisor what is that?
Like a real estate agent, Idon't know what that is.
Fast food workers, hosts andhostesses again, that surprises
me because they meet a lot ofpeople and typically hosts and
hostesses are very good looking.
And the number one, what wouldyou say?
The number one um job mostlikely to result in you being
single alone.
It is protective serviceworkers, policemen, firefighters
, because they often facedemanding and stressful work
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environments which may impacttheir availability for
relationships.
But doesn't everyone want todate a cop or a fireman?
isn't that a very desirable.
I know a lot of women that arelike they swoon over the fireman
and the cops and the outfits,the uniforms I make no money
it's true, yeah I dated one.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
I broke up because he was two, four.
He made 60 000.
I'm like oh honey, that's likehigh school pay.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
That was nothing okay , so imagine this scenario.
Imagine if you met a man and hewas like a dishwasher for some,
for or something or somethingof the of no, I'm getting to it
my dad but he has, like aninheritance.
He doesn't have access to itcurrently, which is why he's
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working as a dishwasher, butwhen he turns like X number of
years old, he'll get thisinheritance.
Are you dating him and holdingout?
Does it depend on how manyyears?
How many years would you datehim?
How many years would you holdout and date a dishwasher for
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his inheritance?
Speaker 3 (34:44):
I would just keep him on the side and then date
someone else, but like having myback pocket, so when my
inheritance hit then I'm likehey, let's get married so he'd
be on the bench on your roster.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
He's a roster guy, okay, yeah, okay what if you met
a guy that was physically yourtype to a t, like smoking hot,
like he's your celebrity crush,like who do you think?
Speaker 3 (35:01):
oh, have you guys seen the movie um the longest
ride?
Speaker 2 (35:05):
no, sounds like a nicholas sparks yeah movie.
It is okay, um, okay, so chaimichael murray, like in the
cinderella story.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
Uh huh, yes, I know him.
Okay, okay, like a NicholasSparks movie, it is Okay.
Okay.
So Ty Michael Murray, like inthe Cinderella story?
Uh-huh, yes, I know him.
Okay.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
So let's say you met him but he worked for Vanguard
and made $80,000.
You wouldn't go with him, no,Even if he was physically your
type to a T and so good looking.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
No, my type is not poor so no, no, I would get so
turned on.
My type is not poor, so no, no,I would get so turned on.
He's hot, like I would like dostuff with him, but I wouldn't
like take him to mom.
You know he's broke.
He can't afford my life.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
I can't do it and you think that 180 is broke right
If someone makes 180?
.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
Right, I don't.
Yeah, that's funny.
I don't think that's enough.
I don't.
I want to be able to like hire.
Like I said, hire a nanny, goout, have like a spa day.
I don't.
When I come home and myhusband's like how was your day,
I'll be like oh my God, it wasso relaxing.
I did this, I did that.
I want to be like oh, that's sonice.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Like I'm so happy for you and not be like mentally,
emotionally exhausting.
It is worse than a full timejob.
I've had friends that are likeI want to go back to work.
Going back to a full time jobis a vacation compared to being
a stay at home mother, so youmight be in for a little bit of
a shock.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Boy I used to nanny in college.
I don't know, I think it's.
It is demanding.
Obviously, Like kids are a lotof work, but I'd rather just
like wake up in my pajamas andlike hang out with my kid rather
than like drive to work stuckin rush hour traffic that's true
, yeah, good point yeah do youmeet guys out, like are there
certain spots that you go, thatyou like to go sit at because
you know you'll meet wealthy men, or do you strictly use the
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apps?
no, uh, it's actually really fun.
I met a gay guy recently andnow up in Dallas and now we're
like besties because he has alot of money, so like I hang out
with him because he always buysmy drinks like not creepy, you
know, it's just perfect, it'sjust the best, I love him, uh.
But I was telling him like Iwant to marry someone rich, want
me to stay home, mom blah blah,and he was like okay, well,
like here's where you go at thistime.
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At this location there'sfinance bros at this location,
there's like doctors at thislocation.
Like he was like he knows thespots.
It was, he's amazing.
So I do go there now, like whenI go to Dallas and what do you
do?
Speaker 1 (37:20):
you just sit at the bar and wait for them to
approach you yeah, I don't go onmy phone.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
I just sit there.
I get one drink.
I drink it very slowly becauseI don't want to pay for anything
else, and I just wait foranother man to come up and talk
to me and then buy me anotherdrink.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
And I bet you get hit on so much huh Because you're a
beautiful girl.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
Oh, thank you yes, and if nobody does, do you just
leave then, yeah, yeah, so thenyou just keep it.
Moving on to the next spot sortof thing.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Yeah, that happens to you where no one approaches you
.
Speaker 3 (37:52):
Yeah, you, yeah, I did one drink, if I drinking it
slow and no after like an hourif no one's talking to me I'm
like, okay, this is stupid and Iwould just go somewhere else,
yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
So where's your favorite place to go on a first
date?
Speaker 3 (38:01):
oh, I love.
I actually really like givingbusters.
Oh how fun.
Yeah, I just think it's fun,like it's obviously not like too
expensive but it's very fun.
It's like interactive.
I love a good like banter.
So I love like talking smack toa man and I'm really good at
those games.
I go there constantly.
So like I've gone so good atthe games where like I'm saying
like high scores, like I'm soI'm so competitive and I like
(38:24):
going there and I like making abet, I'll be like if I went
three games in a row like youdivide me another shot and I
just just like it's basicallyjust a way for me to get drunk
that is hilarious.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
You sound fun.
I want to go out with you let'sgo out tonight.
So do you judge a guy that?
Do you judge a restaurant?
If a guy takes you to aspecific restaurant, do you
judge him?
Like, are there certainrestaurants?
Speaker 2 (38:49):
oh yeah, I remember that list that came out.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
That was like do not take a woman to an apple beast
was on there and cheesecakefactory yes, what else has a guy
taken you?
Speaker 3 (38:59):
and you're like, oh hell, no well I'd make them tell
me beforehand because I won'teven.
I won't even show up like Iwon't.
I had one man who was like 37and I was dating him for his
money.
I knew he had money, by the way.
Like I looked at him, I couldmoney.
I knew he had money.
By the way, like I looked athim, I could just tell and he
was trying to get me to somelike dive bar.
It wasn't like a dive bar, butit was like up one notch from a
dive bar and I'm like dude,you're 37.
(39:20):
I'm not going out with you at adive bar, like that's not
happening.
So I was like me beforehandbecause I'm not going to show up
, and then have it be some likeyou know, chicken strips, like I
do like chicken strips I do,but I like a baseball game, you
know I can eat that on the firstdate.
(39:40):
I want salmon for $40.
I'm going to order expensivemartini.
I want the bill to be 200 bucks.
Do I want the bill to be?
And that's not happening at adive bar.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
I love how you are just unapologetically yourself.
You own it.
You know what you want.
You aren't afraid to say it.
I freaking love that.
I know you put it all out there.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
What's your tell on a guy, like when you're out in
public, are you?
Are you looking at the watch?
Are you looking at the shoes?
Are you looking at the like,like, are their hands manicured?
Like.
What are you looking at whenyou're?
When you say I could tell hehas money, what are you looking
at?
Speaker 3 (40:10):
um his, like his clothes okay, yeah especially
now since I've been hanging outthat gay guy.
He will look at a guy and belike, oh, that watch is worth
50k or you know, he knows sowell because he also comes from
money.
So he like that's that guy'sexpensive.
Talk to him, do that, do that.
But like, the clothes are likea huge factor, like, but I've
also I just been around thescene for so long now that, yeah
(40:33):
, I can just look at someone andknow, buy their clothes.
It's mainly it Like I don'treally know what watches are
worth.
For some reason I like don'tknow what's expensive, what's
not.
I mean Rolexes.
You can get a fake Rolex.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
Like, unless you know what an Audemars looks like, or
if you know what a Patek lookslike, unless you know what they
look like, you wouldn't know,right, I don't know what that is
no, they're fairly nice watches.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
I saw this TikTok from this billionaire and she
was saying that actual peoplewith actual money don't wear
designer stuff.
You look at them and thinkthey're just an average person.
If you really do have moneymoney, you don't flash it.
So how would you know ifsomeone has money in that case,
you know?
Speaker 3 (41:19):
I've heard about that .
Yeah, I actually saw that videotoo yeah, yeah I mean, it's
true, like obviously I don't.
I wouldn't date a man that'swearing, you know, louis vuitton
, like all over shirt that'slike cheap to me when it's like
gucci louis vuitton all over hisshirt.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
That screams cheap to me.
It's like Gucci Louis Vuittonplastered everywhere, it's logos
everywhere.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
That seems like Timu type stuff that sounds cheap.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
Yeah, I gotta get better at knowing by the way
they talk is also very I talkvery elegant when I'm talking to
a rich man, because I know theylike that.
Not right now but, when I'mtalking to a rich man, because I
know they like that, Not rightnow, but when I'm talking to a
rich man I'm like I talk veryproper.
I'm like, so I'd like a martiniand it's like a whole different
voice and persona.
I put on what's your martiniorder.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
Say it into the microphone.
I like an apple martini.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
Oh, you do.
Okay, I haven't had an applemartini since my college days.
I forgot about those.
They are good they're strong.
Speaker 3 (42:12):
The whole drink is alcohol.
It's there's no pop, it's allalcohol you should get one where
did you grow up?
Speaker 2 (42:17):
because I grew up saying pop.
Did you grow up in the midwest?
Speaker 3 (42:21):
I wouldn't ask that question.
I didn't.
I grew up in washington oh wow.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
They say pop in washington too.
I have one of my best friendsis from washington state and she
says pop also.
Yeah's funny.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
So now it's time for the celebrity cut when we
marinate in the juices of thecelebrity.
So did you see the covers forTaylor Swift's new album and how
she's like?
Speaker 3 (42:39):
you know she's coming Huh.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
Yeah, and like she's being reamed by some of the
Swifties, Like they are notamused by this new image of hers
.
But it's like how old is she?
she's 35 years old, she's agrown-ass woman like she can
wear whatever the f she wants towear, right.
But they're like all up in armsabout it because typically
she's been the good girl.
She's claimed oh, I don't needto reveal my body to make money,
which she's proven time andtime again she doesn't need to
(43:04):
reveal her body.
But maybe she's 35, maybe shewants to reveal her naughty side
I also.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
That's okay with that .
I also don't think that thecover image is not that bad like
it's not.
It's not like it's a thong youknow what I mean like it's a
little cheeky, but it's not likeI don't think it's bad at all,
like her whole ass, but it's notlike in the past.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
She has been kind of goody.
Two shoes like teeny bopper,yeah, and I think this is the
first time she's kind of youknow, I stood up, spice it up.
Yeah, it's about time it isabout time for like 10 years now
well, they say, because theonly person that she
collaborated with on that albumis sabrina carpenter.
You know how sabrina carpenteris a little little risque.
So they say that's the.
Speaker 3 (43:42):
You know the influence I'm sorry she's not
engaged right now, right, I knowI feel like I'm just happy she
brought it out on his podcastbecause I thought that was so
cute.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
They were were cute together.
I know that people were kind ofslamming it, but I thought it
was adorable.
No, I thought it was cute andtheir connection seems genuine.
It does.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
People say it's fake, a fake relationship, but it
seems wonderful, and the waythat Jason Kelsey introduced her
like as if he were a footballannouncer, it was so cute.
He got so excited.
Speaker 1 (44:08):
I liked it, so excited.
I like them together.
I do too, yeah so now it's timeto get to know you with Zoyo,
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Speaker 3 (44:17):
Get to know you on a deeper level what have you
always wanted to try in thebedroom?
Oh, that is a good one.
Oh, kinksters, um, I just wantto try in the bedroom.
God, I'm so boring in thebedroom.
I feel like a whip actuallymight be fun.
(44:37):
Yeah, maybe.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
You with the whip, yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
I was going to say you getting whipped or you doing
the whipping, both.
I feel like you'd be a reallygood dominatrix, don't you think
?
I think so too.
Speaker 3 (44:46):
Really.
I feel like that would suit youyeah.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
I've never done any of that before.
I feel like you could do the.
Have you heard of the pay pigs?
I feel like that's what youshould do.
That might be your calling.
That's maybe what you shouldlook into.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
Yeah, because they like someone that takes charge
and just abuses their bankaccount.
I can see you doing that.
It's a good fit.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
I was also going to ask you off of this question.
So when you're with your sugardaddies and you're with them,
right, do you let, do you kindof like, do what they want to do
, like if they have requests inthe bedroom.
No, no, I don't care.
Yeah, I won't do it even thoughthey're paying your rent.
Like he's, like I'm, I paidyour rent.
(45:27):
I want you to do xyz for metonight.
Speaker 3 (45:30):
You'd be like no he has never done that.
I think he knows.
I would just like call it quits, I would find another man.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
I won't okay, okay, he doesn't.
Speaker 3 (45:38):
He's never just done that, but I don't think he would
like our sex life is so hecomes in like five seconds.
He just like it's like fivepumps and it's like lucky for
you.
I'm like, thank god, no,literally praise the lord,
praise the lord praise.
I didn't want to do that in thefirst place.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
A five pumps is amazing, have you ever had
someone ask to do something toyou or do something in the
bedroom that you were like hell?
Speaker 3 (45:59):
no, I don't like being first of all.
I don't like choking.
I don't like a man's hand by mythroat.
I don't trust men at all, so mylike life.
I don't like that, so nochoking.
I also don't like beinghandcuffed because I again like
I don't want to put my life in aI don't know what he's gonna do
to me, so like I don't likethat smart.
Yeah, I also like beingblindfolded.
I don't like not being like incontrol, like if I can't see
(46:22):
what's happening.
That would stress me outbecause I'd be like what is this
man doing to me?
That would that would bother me.
So I'd have to be like open.
Open eyes.
Oh, I like having sex in thedark because I don't like really
seeing the men.
I don't, I just want to get itover with and like go to bed.
I'm so tired constantly.
My finance job I can't, I'm sotired, oh my God.
(46:44):
Even when you're dating someone, oh my God, I have to be like
half drunk in the dark.
I don't want to like be a partof this.
I don't.
I'll do it to like please them.
I don't even like sex.
I do it because I know a manlikes it but I don't like you,
don't enjoy ever.
I mean, it feels good in themoment, but I don't like crave
it.
Yeah, like I'm not gonna belike.
Oh my god, I'm horny, that'sfuck you will with your future
(47:05):
husband.
Speaker 2 (47:05):
When you meet the guy that is like for you, you will
like it.
Is that your life?
Are you married?
No, you're not.
You're married.
No, but you will hopefully.
Yeah, that'd be nice.
Speaker 3 (47:19):
I want to create some babies for, hopefully, five
seconds do you have any otherquestions?
Speaker 1 (47:28):
no, thank you so much for joining us this week at the
meat market and thank you somuch, carly.
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Oh my god, I just totally gotcatfished.
(47:50):
He looks absolutely nothinglike his picture.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
So I found out, the guy that I've been dating is
married With kids.
His wife just reached out to me.
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