When “Happily Married” Still Means Wandering Eyes 👀

Scottsdale Dating: Sugar Babies, Trash Cars, and Total Trainwrecks

Only in Scottsdale do you get offered $6K a month to be someone’s sugar baby… while rocking sweatpants and smashing a burger. 

Welcome to the desert’s wildest dating scene, where zip codes matter more than chemistry and 60-year-old dudes still swear they’re “not ready to settle down.”

Emily’s got the receipts, like the guy who showed up in a car full of trash (and forgot his wallet) and the five-year relationship that ended with a cheating scandal and a possible paternity test. Add in some cringe pickup lines and bachelor-party husbands shooting their shot, and you’ll see why Scottsdale might be the capital of red flags.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Oh my god, I just totally got catfished.
He looks absolutely nothinglike his picture.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
So I found out, the guy that I've been dating is
married with kids.
His wife just reached out to me.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Welcome to the Meat Market.
The single scene is aslaughterhouse and we are here
to devour it.
We are your hosts.
I'm Lindsay, I'm Jess andtoday's sizzling single is Emily
.
Welcome your hosts.
I'm Lindsay, I'm Jess andtoday's sizzling single is Emily
welcome, we have a.
Scottsdale girl in the house.
So is dating in Scottsdale asbad as they say it is?

Speaker 3 (00:31):
it's definitely different than like dating,
because I was in Chandler.
But I would say the Scottsdalemen are definitely.
They either want to get marriedright away or they are never
leaving the bachelor life everand I've met like 60 year olds
got still men and they're likeI'm still not ready to settle
down.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
I'm like, okay, well, you should be right the two
long-term relationships thatI've had since I moved here in
2012, they were both from here,not necessarily born and raised,
but from young childhood intoadulthood and I was always
convinced like it's a problemwith Arizona.

(01:10):
Men like Arizona men are justawful.
And then I read a commentrecently that it was like men
who are born and raised inArizona.
That's a red flag in and ofitself, do you agree?

Speaker 3 (01:23):
From my dating experience.
I'm from Arizona, so I onlyknow Arizona men and yeah, I
would say they are and it's.
I am like I'm kind of a problemtoo and like I'm.
But I'm aware of it because,like all the nice guys, I'm like
no, and then the guy that'slike really doesn't want me.
I'm like that's the one.

(01:46):
He's the one for me, so you'reone of the ones that you always
want what you can't have kind ofthing a hundred percent, and
that's probably like the onlychild in me, because I'm like I
get everything I want.
Why can't I have you too?

Speaker 2 (01:55):
is there a change?
Do you notice?
Because do you did you knowgreat guys when you were younger
.
At what point do they changeinto these?

Speaker 3 (02:06):
just awful the thing is is, I don't even think that
they realize that they're awful.
I think that because when yousee them with their friends or
like interacting with theirfamily, they're great, and then
the minute a woman's involved,they are like evil and I'm like
what is wrong?
What's happening?
I?

Speaker 1 (02:22):
think it's because there are so many beautiful
women in Scottsdale and they'reso easily available, what with
social media and you know TikTokand all that.
Probably so they you know whysettle down and why be nice when
you can.
Just I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Yeah, I will say Scottsdale is a whole different
breed and I didn't realize it.
I moved to Old Town two yearsago and I grew up in Chandler,
where I'm like.
Scottsdale's not that different.
It's 15 minutes away.
Oh, it's different really yeahgoing like if you go out in
downtown Chandler, it's chill,it's relaxed, it's going out in

(02:56):
Old Town because I have a friend.
So let's say, we go to likeKala, which is a restaurant, and
like at the bottom of a hotel,and then there's this new place,
shiv, that's down the street.
We went to shiv after kala andI told her oh yeah, we just came
from college like no one goesto kala anymore.
What?
Okay, really, really it's fivesteps away, you know.

(03:17):
So it's just like that, likeeverything is almost like a
status thing and I'm like thisis exhausting for someone like
me that is exhausting, doesn'tcare.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Can you tell the difference between, like like
you said, men from Scottsdale orsomeone from the Midwest?

Speaker 3 (03:31):
I hear the Midwest guys are the Midwest guys are so
so, so nice.
I went on a date with Iactually went on two dates with
one from the Midwest.
He was from Nebraska and he wasthe nicest man that I have been
on a date with since moving toScottsdale.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Is that why there was no third date?

Speaker 3 (03:45):
That's why there was no third date.
I was just like you might justbe too nice for me, but he was
like such a gentleman opened thecar door, Like he even like,
made it a point to stand on theside closer to the road, and
like you just don't see thatanymore.
Like the last guy I reallyliked, I remember I sat in the
car waiting for him to open thecar door and he, we were just at
the gas station and he wasalready inside of the gas

(04:07):
station and I was like justsitting in the car, I was like
homie really doesn't get it.
Yeah, no, so like that kind ofstuff is just like out the
window.
But the Midwest guys are sonice and you can tell
immediately.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
So nice guys kind of do finish last day they.
So nice guys kind of do finishlast day they do you know what?

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Give Nebraska guy like another year to get
acclimated to the Scottsdalescene and then he'll probably be
just right for you.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
The hard part is I am so not into Scottsdale guys,
because they're so into like howthey look and how like they
come off.
And one guy came up to me he'slike where do you live?

Speaker 2 (04:47):
And I told him.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
He's like oh, you're in the 85257 zip code south
scottsdale.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
I was like, oh god, forbid.
I live on the border of tempe.
Are you serious?

Speaker 3 (04:51):
I'm a judge for that.
Yeah, I'm like everyone'sfighting for the 85251.
I'm like this is crazy.
So I will tell you this, lindsey, when I was buying my place
this was back in 2014 I myfriend who was my real estate
agent I specifically told her Iwould not look at homes in 85257
for that reason I was like thefact that I gave him my

(05:14):
crossroads and he immediatelyknew I was like I don't even
remember my zip code sometimes,so for you to just know off the
bat is wild, my friend.
It's really.
It's just everything's justlike fighting for like the next
best thing.
It's crazy.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
But then half of them , the men and the women, it's.
I mean, you can't say just menright.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Oh, it's totally women too, because it's the
women too yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
They don't even have it like that.
They just pretend like they do.
You have the $30,000millionaires, and then you have
the women who have 150,000followers and they have the BBL,
and they have the lips and thehair and all of this, but
they're sleeping on a mattresson the floor.
They don't even have a bedframe.
Like it's, like it's all this,it's just for show for image.

(06:01):
It's not even real.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
Half of it, probably probably 75 of it, isn't even
real would you say there are alot of gold diggers out there in
scottsdale it's hard for me tosay a gold digger, but there are
so many women that are like, ifyou're not going to do anything
for me, then why would I spendmy time speaking to you?
Kind of thing where it's like,if I can't benefit from this

(06:24):
conversation at all in any way,shape or form, there's no point
in having it, and that's what'skind of like wild to me because
I'll talk to anybody.
I would tell a homeless personmy life story if they wanted to
listen to it.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
But when you date, do you expect a guy to drive a
certain car or make a certainamount of money?

Speaker 3 (06:41):
no, I like will fall in love with literally anybody,
I think.
Last night I was out at a barand I fell in love with the
bartender.
I was like oh my gosh, thebartender is so cute.
But then also I would date anengineer.
Well, I don't know if we couldhave conversations, he might be
too smart for me, but but youknow, like I really don't care
about those things, as long asyou're nice, funny and you do

(07:04):
what you say you're going to do.
That's really all that I askfor.
I don't need everything else.
But there's girls that are likeI won't date somebody if
they're not making $200,000 ayear.
Okay, that's a good start.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Have you ever thought about doing Sugar Baby or
anything like that, or have youever been approached to do that?

Speaker 3 (07:25):
I've been approached once in person and it's so funny
.
I was at in and out and I waseating.
I was eating a double doublelike in sweatpants.
And this guy's like, oh, thisgirl needs some help.
And so he comes up to me.
He's like what do you do forwork?
I say I'm a hairstylist.
He's like, well, do you needany extra income?

(07:47):
And I was like what?
Like literally no makeup oneating double double by myself,
just enjoying my five minutes.
And he's like do you mind if Isit down?
He's like I guess like have aseat.
He's like six thousand dollarsa month.
I want to see you once a weekdinner.
I live in Tempe, and that's all.
I was like just for dinner.
And he's like well, we'd hookup too.

(08:08):
And I was like was he goodlooking?
no, he was not good looking, Iwasn't attracted to him.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
How old was he?

Speaker 3 (08:15):
he was probably in his like late 50s and for me,
like I just can't date olderthan 35.
I don't shame anyone who canhave like a big age gap, but I I
am just like so, so, so, so, soclose to my dad and like my
dad's 56, and I'm like I cannotdate someone that's similar to
age in my dad.
Like I feel like I'm likedating one of his friends.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
And how would he feel if you bring home your
boyfriend and they're the sameage?

Speaker 3 (08:39):
My dad would be so pissed he would be like this is
not happening unless I was likethis is the love of my life.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
My dad would be like okay, but he would not be comfy.
Just like I wouldn't be cool ifhe was like this is my 27 year
old girlfriend.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Right, I'd be like she's gotta go actually.
So, um yeah, I said no.
He continued to try forprobably like a month.
He's like please, and I waslike I really can't do this,
wait, so you exchanged contactinformation with him, then yeah,
cause.
I gave him my, he gave me hisnumber and then my friend, I was
like call this number becauseit was the in and out that
really is really close to ASUand I was like what if he's like
a sex trafficker?

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Right so.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
I was like call this number and see if this guy
answers.
And he did.
And I was like okay, so it'slegit.
And I was like so what are like?
What are you looking for?
Because I was like what if I'msolving like a sex trafficking
thing?
And then I realized I was likeno, he's just a real dude that
really wants a sugar baby.
And I was like okay, I'm out onthis one.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
But I wondered, does he actually have $6,000 a month
to give?
I remember you dated a guy thatfalsely promised women money in
exchange for pictures.
Him, the pictures, he blockedthem.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Yeah never gave them money, but this guy wanted an
in-person companion, which iswhich is a little bit different.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
He really wanted an open relationship yeah, he was
willing to pay for yeah, sixthousand a month dang I know one
night a week.
I know I was like it's not abad deal.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
If you think about it .
I was like, if he was hot, Iwould have been like okay, maybe
but I was so unattractive tohim I was like there's no way
it's.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
It's true.
If he was hot, that wouldchange everything.
Yeah, because I was like Imight hook up with you for free.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
And now I'm just getting $1,000 out of it Like,
okay yeah, easy peasy yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
I know that's the thing I say.
I'm like I wish sometimes myeyeballs different and I don't
understand the women that areable to just look past all of
that for the money.
I don't understand it.

(10:31):
I will never understand it.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
No, I was friends with a girl for a really, really
short period of time, like acouple months maybe, and she was
telling me that she had a sugardaddy at one point paid her
$10,000 to have sex with him.
I was like I don't think thatit was ten thousand for one time
.
But okay, whatever your storyis your story.
And she was like money changeseverything, like someone's gonna

(10:54):
give me ten thousand dollarsand I was like I couldn't.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
I couldn't, I couldn't do it?

Speaker 3 (10:59):
I couldn't either.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
And then what do you guys think about the women who
say because there are also womenout there who are like no,
they're just paying forcompanionship, I don't even.
They're lying right, right.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
I have heard so many sugar daddy stories, and
especially in old town, and thegirls were like, well, I don't
have to sleep with him.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Yes, you do he's not paying for a pen pal.
Thank you, I agree.
They just think now they don'twant to be labeled a slut, so
that's what they tell themselves.
But I feel like they all expectsex.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
No, for that kind of money yeah, no, guy is like, I'm
gonna pay this girl fivethousand dollars to sit at
dinner with me.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yeah, just for just to have a cute little thing on
my arm and to have a goodconversation?

Speaker 1 (11:40):
absolutely not so my thing is, because I know a lot
of women that are with men justfor the money and in
relationships.
But you have to travel withthem, you have to spend time
with them, you have to wake upnext to them like how bought, if
you're not connected, you knowI couldn't do it.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
You couldn't pay me the amount of money in the world
to sleep next to a man that Idid not like.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
You could be in bora bora or fiji, but you're with
him.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Yeah, no, it's just and like that's.
The thing is like thescottsdale men, like with money.
They just think that theirmoney is going to get them any
girl that they want which, sadly, probably it does work.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
It does a lot of times, I think yeah, I think it
does I think it does it.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
It does enough times to make them continue to try to
make that offer on a regularbasis.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
I mean it's crazy to me, Like I know a couple of guys
that are loaded millionairesand they are not attractive at
all, but they get the mostbeautiful women and I'm like you
are lucky you have money,because you would be screwed.
Yeah, literally.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
I would say I get approached more often by guys
that are probably 38 and abovethan I do guys my age, or it's
like 22 to 24.
The 22 to 24-year-olds they areout on the prowl and they will
talk to anybody.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
They're bold too, aren't they?

Speaker 3 (12:53):
Yeah, and then I'm like I'm 27, and they're like oh
, you're old, I'm like why, youdidn't think I was until you
heard my age, so whatever.
So are you on the dating apps?
I'm on raya, so I'm only onraya.
I was on hinge for a little bit.
Hinge is just very overwhelming.
It's like there's so manypeople on hinge and I went on
one date from hinge.

(13:13):
That was so incrediblyatrocious how so?
It was the worst date I've everbeen on oh tell us about it.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
You don't have to say his name or give any
identifying information.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Talk about it and I actually ran into him last
weekend at the bar and I didn'teven recognize him.
He like tapped me as I waswalking by and he goes, hey, and
I was like hi, it's like, doyou remember me?
It's like we went on a datehere and I was like, oh yeah,
and I then I was like it allclicked.
I was like I gotta go bye.
But essentially he picked me upand the minute I walked out of

(13:50):
my apartment you know whenyou're just like no, like right
off the bat I walked outside andI was like no, I wish I could
just turn around.
I wish I could just go back inmy apartment.
He opens the car door, trasheverywhere, and I was like you
couldn't even like stop in acircle, okay, and throw it away.
Throw it in your back seat,like something.
No, and he was like, and hedidn't even say like sorry about
the mess.

(14:10):
So I was like okay, so you'realready a messy person.
He wanted to go to dinner.
He didn't have a place plannedof where he was going to dinner.
I immediately knew I was notgoing to be able to make it
through a dinner.
I said how about we just go tothis bar right around the corner
?
I always go there.
Then I was like it's In-N-Out,easy peasy.
He's like yeah, that works.
Orders a double whiskey withwater at 6 pm.
So I was like so you're a heavydrinker.

(14:32):
Anyone ordering a doublewhiskey water?

Speaker 2 (14:34):
at a dive bar is wild .
Yeah.
At happy hour time yeah, I'mlike no no, no, no, no so then.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
So then, um, he goes to open a tab no debit card,
what doesn't he?
She's like do you have a card?
He's like fumbling through hiswallet nothing.
And I was like, how were yougonna pay for dinner?
Like, was I gonna pay, which?
I mean like I have my walletbecause I come prepared, but I
mean this is crazy.
So there was that.
So he like hands this thebartender like a crumpled up
like 12 dollars in, like a ball.
Oh my god.

(15:08):
I was like I'm mortified rightnow, truly mortified, and he
goes and, by the way, did youknow that I have a kid?
Oh, and I was like, no, sure,didn't.
So I was like, okay, well, thisis already like so done.
Every question he asked me whenI would be like halfway through
answering it, pulled out hisphone.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Oh, that's annoying.
Are you serious?

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Pulled out his phone every time and I was just like,
finally, after like the fourthquestion, I was like do you even
care what I'm saying?
I started making things up.
I was like I'm just going tostart telling lies here.
And then he was in the middleof telling me a story and I was
like I cannot do this anymore.
I said can we leave?
Can you take me home?
And I was like, if you can'ttake me home, I'm going to Uber.
I cannot do this anymore.
And I walked into my apartmentand blocked his number

(15:52):
immediately.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
I was like we never need to speak to each other.
How do you have a child but youdon't have a credit card or a
debit card?

Speaker 3 (15:59):
No was crazy.
And he was 29 and I was like,what do you do for work?
He's like, well, I work at agolf club.
And I was like, oh, okay, likeis that like your career?
He's like no, she's kind oflike an in-between thing right
now.
I don't really know what I wantto do oh, that's unattractive,
I was like 29 with a kid and youlike haven't figured out a
career yet.
Yeah, no.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
So now you're done with hinge, you're done with the
peasants and you're only onRaya yeah, what I was done with
hinge after that.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
And then I applied for Raya a while ago when my
hair client was getting her hairdone and this is just like the
vein part of me is she wasswiping Raya while getting her
hair done and I saw on her phonea guy that I knew and I was
like wait, that guy is so hot.
I was like he's on Raya andshe's like, yeah, I've matched
them a couple of times and sofrom that day I was I'm gonna

(16:48):
get on Raya just to get this guyto match with me and that's all
I need.
I don't need to go on a datefrom Raya.
So I got accepted to Raya a fewmonths later and, um, I matched
with him.
I was like, okay, my work hereis done.
That's all I needed to know.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
just my little ego so did you, did you go out with
him.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
Did you talk to him?
No, so I know him outside of,like the dating apps okay, I
just wanted like the proof thathe thought that I was attractive
.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
It was my ego.
You wanted to know that hewould match you.
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
I wanted him to be like oh, Emily, yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
You didn't actually want to go on a date with him,
you just wanted.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
That's hilarious, that man is all over Old Town.
I see him out all the time.
I do not need to be in the mixof that validation that he
thought I was attractive.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Oh my god, just how my brain works.
So you had mentioned that youhad walked out on a date
mid-date.
Was that the one that you werejust telling?
Yeah, that was where I stoppedat mid-date.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
I was like I cannot do this, had he not picked me up
.
And I don't know why I let thisman pick me up.
I'm always like, yeah, I guessyou can pick me up, because I'm
like do I really want to put inany effort on the first date?
No, I don't.
I want to, but also then youhave to give someone that you
don't know your address so forme I'm like hopefully they're

(17:51):
not crazy and I haven't had anissue, but I people always like
he has your address.
I'm like I live in an apartmentthat is true, and my apartment
building is an indoor apartmentbuilding so he doesn't know,
like my front door or anything,and I always go out of like the
front office okay, and is therea gate?

Speaker 2 (18:08):
I feel like if there's a gate, there's not a
gate to get into the parking lot, but there's like fobs to get
in the door you can't get in thedoor, yeah, so yeah, that's
true.
Then you're fairly safe, aslong as you don't give the
apartment number yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
So you're a hairstylist and a server.
Where do do you serve at?

Speaker 3 (18:23):
So I serve in old town oh do you meet a lot of men
there that hit on you that onewould literally blow your mind
Like the amount of like bachelorparties that come in there and
it's always the married men thatare just hitting on the servers
Like it's nobody's business.
It's always the married ones.
The single ones don't care, theone getting married doesn't

(18:44):
care, the married men on thebachelor trips are-.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Why is that Interesting?
Because they're away from theirwives and it's like freedom.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
Yeah, they're like I'm away from my wife Like I
don't care.
No, I had a guy one time ask methree separate times for my
number at a table with hiswedding ring on, and after the
third time I had to be likehello, Like are we going to talk
about this situation?
Like the wedding ring on yourfinger, what's happening?
They're always the one that areinviting you.
They're like we have a table atMaya.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Oh God.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
Oh gross.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
What's the excuse Like?
What's the excuse for beingmarried?
Do they ever have any shame init?
Or is it just like oh, thiswhole thing, yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
Why are you like dumbasses?
He's like this.
What are you talking about?
I've once watched a guy takehis wedding ring off and put it
in his pocket at a bar Cringe Iwas out with my coworkers after
work one night.
This guy comes up to us and he'slike, hey, I'm here with my
boss, he's also my friend.
He's going to make a hugemistake.
We're in this little tiny divebar.
He is hitting on this girl thebiggest boobs Like she, the

(19:52):
biggest boobs like she is inlike a spaghetti strap top, like
it's just a gross scene in thecorner happening.
I'm like yikes, he's like he'sgonna do something he doesn't
want to do.
I need him to come over hereand talk to you guys and I was
like I'm not here to save yourfriend from doing something that
he's probably gonna do anyway.
Like what am I gonna do withthis?
So the guy comes over, he hashis wedding ring on or he
doesn't have it on yet.
Because I said, said, I waslike oh, I heard you were
married.
He pulls his wedding ring outof his pocket and I was like
that's disgusting.
You're talking to a girl atyour wedding rings in your
pocket.
He's like, oh, he was so wasted.

(20:13):
He didn't even like make acoherent statement, walked back
over to the girl.
I watched him take his weddingring off and put it back in.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
And.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
I know that girl doesn't even care if you were
wearing it on your head.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
These poor wives.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
I know and I was like why would I say that?
I hope his wife finds out andleaves him.
Like if this is what he does onbusiness trips, Right, and
that's the one thing I thinkScottsdale is hard is there's so
many people from out of town,Like you get so many bachelor
parties, so many bacheloretteparties, and everyone thinks
what happens on those trips likestays on those trips and it's
just like a really gross scene.

(20:50):
Yeah and.
I feel like people come toScottsdale like, oh, it's like a
mini Vegas it and I think it'schanged a lot when we used to go
out years ago.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
You met a lot of local people it was.
Everybody was local.
This wasn't a destination forpeople to come visit, and so
it's like you went out in oldtown, scottsdale, and the guy
that you met lived five minutesaway, because everyone was local
yeah and over the years, overthe last, like 10-12 years, it's
become this well nowScottsdale's the number two

(21:18):
place in the nation for bachelorbachelorette parties, after
Nashville.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
They're every.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
Yeah, it's crazy, it's non-stop and they're
everywhere and they're causing aruckus I don't like it, I don't
know.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
No, no, no, thank god we're over that scene now.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
Yeah, every time I'm out, these guys will come talk
to me and I just know they'refrom out of town because they
have, like, their birkenstockson.
I'm like, oh, you're probablyfrom michigan, like sure enough.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
They are like wearing shorts in the middle of winter
because they think it's so warm.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
They're like beet red from being out in the sun all
day but golfing.
And they're like, yeah, I'mhere on a bachelor trip and I'm
like, of course you are surprise, surprise.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Yeah, I'm like never shocked.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
I never meet a local, so I just make up stories.
When I'm at the bar I'm likeI'm never gonna see these people
again, right, what do they care?

Speaker 1 (22:01):
so what are you looking for?
Are you looking to get married,have kids?

Speaker 3 (22:03):
I think, yes, eventually I would love to get
married and have kids.
I just don't think it's in mycards right now.
So I'm just I go on a dateevery couple months to keep my
feet wet, but I know that I'mnot looking for anything serious
, like there's not a spot to befilled right now.
But if I met the person, then Iwould be like, okay, like I can

(22:24):
do this, but I'm not activelylike, oh my God, I, I gotta get
married by 29.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
But you're open to it to meet the right person 100%.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
I'm open to whatever because I think you can meet the
right person anywhere.
Like when I say I'm on Raya.
I check my Raya app maybe oncea week.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
Do you feel like you give guys false hope, or are you
up front usually?

Speaker 3 (22:50):
I think I'm pretty up front.
I was just on a date lastweekend.
I was set up by my uncle.
This guy was 22.
So already I was like that is alittle young for me but just
bought a house, like owns abusiness super successful, all
things, super nice guy.
But I was pretty open.
I was like, look, I like to goout and I like to have fun with
my friends and that's mypriority right now, Like my
priorities are working, goingout with my friends and my dog.
You know I'm like dating isjust not up there.

(23:11):
But I'm open to dating.
It's not like my lifelong thingright now and what would you
say?

Speaker 1 (23:18):
your deal breakers are my deal breakers.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
Definitely I won't date someone that has kids only
because I had a stepdad and meand my stepdad never got along.
So I was like I will never be astep parent.
Someone who has no motivation,like if there's a lack of
motivation or drive there and ifthey don't work out and it's

(23:44):
not even like for like physical,like looks reasons, it's more
just like if you can't even takecare care of yourself, how are
you going to take care of me?
You know?

Speaker 2 (23:51):
things.
So if you can't clean your carout exactly, I'm like, if this
is what your car looks like yourapartment's probably worse oh
god, yeah, can you imagine?
I bet he doesn't make his bedoh, I bet he does not make his
bed.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
I don't judge a non-bed maker because I make my
bed maybe three times a week,because I find getting into an
unmade bed so much comfier.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Really no, no, no, no .
I do not agree at all.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
But if it's just you at home, like often when I'm
home alone, and it's just goingto be me there all day and I'm
just going to get back in it ina few hours, what's the point of
making it just to?

Speaker 3 (24:25):
unmake it again.
I will say I do feel like mylife is really together when I
walk in my room and it is made,but I'm never like, oh, I gotta
make my bed.
But I was talking to a guy fora little bit and he was a big
bed.
I feel like he was slightly aperfectionist but like didn't
want to come off that.
He was that way.
And one morning like I got abed, I was like eating breakfast
and I like come into a room.
He's like making my bed.

(24:46):
I'm like what are you doing?
I don't make my bed.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
He's like you have to make your bed well.
So on the weekends I don't makemy bed right away, because I'll
go make my coffee and then I'llget back into bed.
Yeah, so I like to watch mylike cooking shows on the
weekends in bed while I have mycoffee.
so I'm not always like a freakabout getting up right away and
making my bed.
I'll lounge in an unmade bedduring the day, but at night,

(25:10):
when I'm ready to go to bed forthe night, it has to be made at
some point in the day.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
That's so funny.
So describe your ideal partner.
Oh see, I've got to be a dickI've been working on working on
this one in therapy.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
I've been working on this one in therapy.
I would say he has to be funny.
He has to be someone that isjust like go with the flow, but
also is like somebody who likehas a plan, if that makes sense,
like I want someone to tell methis is where we're going and
this is what time, and that'sall that I need to know and I
can just like follow along.
Those are probably like mybiggest things and the rest kind

(25:46):
of just like falls into placefor me.
But I always find myself I'meither like I like someone or I
don't like them at all, and Ican't give you one single reason
why I like them or why I don't.
It's an awful quality that Ihave for sure.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
So you said you've been cheated on.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
How did you find out?

Speaker 3 (26:04):
So this was in my five year relationship
relationship I you know likewoman's intuition never lies
five years and he cheated.
Oh, but he cheated in thebeginning.
So we had just moved intogether when I found out, and I
was 21 at the time and Iremember, right before I moved
out, my dad was like I hope youknow this is the worst decision
that you've ever made, because Iwent from living at home to

(26:25):
living with a boyfriend.
I never did like a roommatething, a college thing, anything
.
Never lived by yourself, neverlived by myself.
My dad's like this is the worstdecision that you've ever made,
because I went from living athome to living with a boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
I never did like a roommate thing, a college thing,
anything never lived byyourself, never lived by myself.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
My dad's like this is the worst decision that you're
ever gonna make.
And I 100% looking back and dowith my dad.
Yeah.
So I had found out probablylike a month into moving in and
I was like, well, I just madeeveryone sign this lease, like I
can't get out of it, like I'mstuck.
And then COVID happened.
So it was just like a spiral,like I kept, just kept staying
and all of a sudden, like it isfour years later, I'm like what
the am I doing here still?

(26:50):
But I woke up one morning and Iwas like the first thing on my
eyes, he's cheating on you.
And I was like where did thatcome from?
And so I was like maybe notlike I'm being like, and I was
like it was just like in my headlike he's cheating on you.
And so one night he was a I'mgoing to wake up.

(27:11):
And I found these messages fromthis girl that were.
I found them in October.
These messages were from July,so before we moved in together
and it was like I need you toget a paternity test for my kid.
She's like the baby daddydoesn't believe that he's the
dad, cause he saw pictures of ustogether and there was.
This is from like months andmonths prior, but we were still

(27:33):
dating at that time and in myhead, looking back, now being 27
, I was like the only reason shewanted you to get a paternity
test because she thought youwere the dad and wanted you to
pay and wanted like the proofthat you were the dad.
So she's like trying to say, ohwell, the dad, to kind of get
you to like just go, yeah.
So I was like he's totally thefather of this kid, like without
a doubt in my mind looking back, but at the time I was like

(27:55):
maybe I'm thinking too much intoit.
But yeah, no, I found all these.
I was just like I rememberhanging out with you this, this,
this and this time and it waslike multiple times they'd hung
out.
And then I remember there wasanother time I had, like, opened
his phone to take a picture ofthe dogs and there was like a
girl in her broad underwear onlike and I was like, what is
this he's like?

Speaker 2 (28:12):
I accidentally screenshotted that on you have
to click two separate buttons atthe same time to screenshot my
friend.
So crazy.
And even if you did?

Speaker 3 (28:22):
why was it not deleted?
And also, why were you lookingat it like my penis accidentally
fell?
Into a vagina literally like.
Everything's like an accidentlike, and it's an accident like.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
No, it's not did you break up with him after that?

Speaker 3 (28:35):
so I broke up with him on like a random Saturday.
I one day just woke up and Iwas like this is so done, like
I'm not gonna look past anything.
I always just tried to lookpast it because I was like I
loved his family.
We had a dog together that Iknew he was gonna take the dog
if we broke up and it was justmore like convenient.
And then one day I woke up and Iwas like I cannot, this cannot
be my life anymore, and I had noplan of where I was going to go

(28:57):
, what I was going to do,anything.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
So I just woke up with him.
How did you get into his phone?
By the way?
Did you have his password?
Or we knew each other'spasswords so this is my question
if you're a man who's cheatingand you're keeping records of
your infidelities, you're justidiots why, that is so stupid.
Like you know, that's in yourphone is like we.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
He had told me he's like we can always go through
each other's phones, like Ialways want to be able to go
through yours and everyone.
He never did.
I will say that he never reallydid.
I also had nothing to hide, sowhy would I care?
Um, but he's like, you canalways go through mine whenever
you want.
I went through it that one timeand I was like, well, this was
enough for me.
I don't need to do this againand I, when I told him in the
morning, I was like hey, so Iwent through your phone and I

(29:41):
found these messages.
He's like you went through myphone.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
I was like yeah actually I did.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
We lived together, we , I did, and I found you
cheating on me with a girl.
That all of this could havebeen avoided, because had I
found that out before we movedin together, I probably would
have broken up with him.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Yeah, the moving in situation made it so much worse.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
I love it how they always spin it what.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
You went through my phone Invasion of privacy.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Yeah, I'm like you look like the crazy one.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
I'm like, actually we share a badge.
I'm sorry, If we share abedroom and a bathroom and a bed
and a dog, I can go throughyour phone.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
Yeah, 100%.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
And if you're not hiding anything, then you won't
care.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, but I would never gothrough a guy that I'm not
living with or dating, or asituation.
I know girls that will gothrough their situations.
I'm like what the hell is wrongwith you?
Yeah, why are you doing that?
Yeah, doing that.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
Yeah, there's no, there's no reason for that and
you're also just hurting yourown, exactly like because you're
gonna find something.
Yeah, if you're in a situationship and you haven't determined
any sort of exclusivity, you'regoing to find things in there
that you don't like.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
I was in one situation ship and I told myself
I was like I will never do thatto myself again that was the
worst time of my life oh, you'rejust a lover girl secretly deep
down, deep down I am, and it'salways like they get it.
And then they're like, oh, no,no, no, no.
And I'm like, oh, you guys alljust want this like bitch, they
do, they all do they want you tobe so mean to you

Speaker 1 (31:07):
yeah, it goes both ways right.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Yeah, and women want their dicks, yeah and, if I like
say that, on tiktok, all themen always come for me.
On tiktok, really, oh, the menon TikTok hate me.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Because you say they like toxic women, because I just
say everything about men thatthey don't like to hear.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
What's the truth?
The?

Speaker 3 (31:24):
truth hurts.
They don't like to hear thetruth about themselves.
I made a TikTok last nightabout how I make up lies at the
bar right.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
And my lie is like I was wearing a shirt and I told
someone that I made it myself,or I tell them, so they're
harmless.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
It's a harmless lie.
I'm not like making up thiselaborate lie that I was like in
an accident and I survived.
No, I'm like, oh, I knit myshirt myself.
The amount of guys who commentit's not like this is toxic
behavior, Like you're such anarcissist, all of these things,
and I was like are you kiddingme right now?

Speaker 2 (31:51):
And you're like it's meant to be cheeky, it's not
meant to be like.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
I'm not telling like the world's craziest lie here.
I told someone I was aprofessional bull rider at
Buffalo Chip.
I'm like, I'm sorry if youbelieve that that's your problem
, not mine.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Also, just ask me to get on the bull, and you will
see that I, in fact, am not aprofessional bull rider.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Her head proved that was a lie.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
Yeah, my friend told her, told him she was like, yeah
, she stays on for five minutes.
They're like no way.
I'm like who is staying on abowl for five minutes,
realistically like who?

Speaker 1 (32:21):
is doing that.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
Oh they just oh, they love to be so mean to me in my
comments I made one one timeabout how women, or people in
general, need to stop tellingwomen who haven't had kids yet
at a certain age that they needto hurry up.
Yeah, I was like ticking yeah,and I was like I think that's
just such a comment that doesn'tneed to be said, because
there's a lot of reasons whymaybe a woman hasn't had kids
yet.
Women were all like, yes, likethis is great, like we need to

(32:46):
stop saying that.
Men were like well, it isticking, you need to hurry up,
like, if you like, literally itwas 300 comments of men just
ripping me, like you have noidea what you're talking about.
You're so dumb, you shouldnever have kids.
And I was like, oh my God, thisis insane.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Haven't you noticed that like 99.9% of people in
TikTok are stupid and ignorantand they're morons?
Yeah, that are commenting right.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
A hundred percent.
I'm like I don't need likeBilly Joe with 10 baby mamas to
tell me that I need to get on itright.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Then you go and you look at their profile or you
look at their picture and you'relike who even are you?

Speaker 1 (33:21):
there's no picture.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
They have two followers, yeah and someone
caught one of the guys commentedand he said the prime age for
having kids is late teens toearly 20s.
And I was like, do you like seewhat you're reading writing
before you post it?
Like, do you actually thinkabout it?

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Actually, statistically, they say it's
better to have kids now, whenyou're later, cause you're a
better parent and you canprovide for that kid, exactly,
exactly.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
I'm like they're like have fun with your kid, with
like all these special needs,and I was like, oh my God, I was
talking to a scientist.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
User 27135.
User 27135, where did you getyour MD?

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Okay, john.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
Hopkins.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
That's so funny.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
They're so ridiculous .

Speaker 3 (34:06):
And one guy was like yeah, he's like all your kids
are going to have all theseissues because after 40.
And I was like I'm 27.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
Like I didn't say I was waiting 15 years to have a
kid.
Wow, and you're three.
You're three years away from ageriatric pregnancy.
You know that right.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
You know that right everyone was commenting about
the geriatric pregnancy and Iwas like, okay that's 35, so you
still have plenty of time.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Yeah, oh, is it 35?
I thought it was 30.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
I had a geriatric pregnancy, no, but it was like
all the men just like love.
I had a jerk, she's like Iactually know no, but it was
like all the men just like loveto comment on things that I was
like how, actually, how doesthis concern you?
Right In what way does itconcern you?

Speaker 2 (34:44):
But you know what Engagement?
Okay, so just run the numbers.
Sounds like your tip took akilling.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
I was like everyone keep engaging, yes, yes.
And then I made one the otherday and I was like can men just
start telling girls wherethey're going on a date?
Because guys was like, oh, it'sa surprise.
Like just dress like this, dothis.
And I'm like, no, I would liketo know if we're eating dinner
or not.
But then you feel rude beinglike, so are we eating dinner?
Because it's like implying thatyou're expecting them to buy
you dinner.
So I never asked.
But I was also like well, I'mfucking hungry.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
And I just didn't know if I need to eat.
Yeah, should I go to the boardor should I not?

Speaker 3 (35:13):
Yes, and then you never want to be like.
Well, the menu at this placeyou're taking me sucks Like.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
I don't want to eat there.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
And everyone in the comments again was like just ask
, be an adult, do this.
And I was like, oh my God, youcannot win.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
So much negativity.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
You can't win, you can't are you ready for it?

Speaker 2 (35:33):
I'm ready for it.
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Speaking of restaurants, thisone is a very simple one.
Who gets to pick the restaurantwhen both say I don't care?

Speaker 3 (35:54):
I feel like the woman .

Speaker 1 (35:57):
I think so yeah, or should the man take charge?

Speaker 2 (36:01):
and if I really don't want to make a decision?
I really don't want to make adecision, I just want it to be
made for me.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
I do like when a man makes a decision, but then I'm
like, if they choose a place Idon't want to eat at, I'm like
yeah, but then that's an ick forme.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
If I'm with a man that chooses a place that I
don't like, that's an ickbecause he doesn't know me well
enough that's true, it's alittle difficult, but you're
like this is complicated aspossible or you could maybe
collectively come up withoptions and decide together yeah
, I'm normally the decisionmaker yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
I'm normally like let's just go here.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
I'm not a picky eater , so I can find something on
almost any menu.
You're picky?
Yeah, see, I'm not, so Itypically don't care where we go
.
Yeah, because I can findsomething on any menu that I
like I can find somethinganywhere.
Yeah, yeah but I can see ifbeing picky yeah, that would be

(36:57):
hard, I would always andnormally I'm in the mood for
something so normally I kind ofhave an idea of, like what I'm
in the mood for and I just pickit yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
So now we're gonna talk about real life pickup
lines that people have used.
I went to reddit and I asked acouple people like what are the
best and worst pickup lines thatyou've ever?

Speaker 2 (37:15):
heard or used.
I just screenshotted a reallygood one the other day.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Yeah, yes, have you had someone use a line on you
that worked or didn't work.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
No, they normally start naturally talking.
One guy did come up to me.
He's like do I know you?
And I was like try again,that's so unoriginal I was like
turn around.
I.
That's so unoriginal.
I was like turn around, I'llgive you a second chance, try
again, come back in 10 seconds Iwas like and come back with
something better.
And he did come back and I waslike, honestly, because he came
back, I gave him the chance totalk to me and my friend.

(37:45):
Because I was like, if someonesaid turn around, I would be
like check yourself.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Yeah, I was like that one wasn't good enough for me,
sorry, that's funny, that's sofunny.
So we have a former guest,henry uses excuse me, can you
tell me what kind of materialyou think this is?
And he has them feel his shirtand then he says do you think
it's boyfriend material?
That's funny.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
Joe the guest, that his episode came out this week.
He said that one on his episodetoo.
Oh really, oh, how funny yeahthis is hilarious.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Are you my appendix?
I don't know what you do or howyou work, but I feel like I
should take you out.
Um, are you an antiquer?
Because I have some junk thathasn't been touched in years.
Ah, cracks me up.
Are you an orphanage?
Because I want to give you kidsthat's crazy I don't think I

(38:41):
like pickup lines like thissome of these are too much.
If you were a fruit, you'd be afine apple I've heard that
before or if you were a floweredflower, you'd be a damn d lion.
Do people actually say these on?

Speaker 3 (38:59):
reddit lines that people have actually heard.
When you're out, like when youused to go out at a bar or
whatever have people said thesethings I've heard.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
I've had a couple guys use lines, but funny lines
like if your left leg wasthanksgiving and your right leg
was christmas, can I come visityou in between the holidays?

Speaker 3 (39:13):
like jokey lines like that that I thought were funny,
like that would be funny, butI've like, haven't heard a
pickup line in ever.
Guys just start talking.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
I know people still use that line do you come here
often?
Oh my god, yes they do that.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
One is used a lot, so I will tell you this story so
last summer I was at my pool.
So I live in a condo, so thepool is a community pool, but
it's a lot of old people and sonot a lot of people use the pool
.
I use the pool frequentlybecause I will do aquatic
therapy with my patients in mypool.
I like to swim, so I'm at thepool a lot and one of my

(39:52):
neighbors who I'd actuallyspoken to a couple of weeks
prior at the pool we had afull-on conversation for like 10
minutes but I was in my likeswimming swimsuit, right, which
is like a one-piece Speedo, likenot super, it's covered, right.
I was covered.
And then a couple weeks later Iwas out at the pool lounging,

(40:15):
so I was in a bikini.
Very different look, butobviously still the same person.
He comes sauntering up like acrocodile, like his eyes out of
the water.
It comes over, over over.
It comes to the edge of thepool.
I'm laying out on the sun onthe chair and he comes up and he
was like.
He was like hey, uh, haven't,haven't seen you around here.

(40:37):
Do you come here often?

Speaker 1 (40:38):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
God.
And in my head I thought he wasjoking, because I had literally
just met him a couple weekendsbefore and I was like actually,
yeah, I'm here every weekend,how are you, how are you doing
this weekend?
And we started talking, but heliterally used that line and I
think he was serious.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
Oh God, oh, oh god men just give me like the ick,
like I think that's why I'm sohard to approach is because that
kind of stuff I'm like oh, no,and that's what it was.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
It was, it was an instant ick yeah, and it was
just like ha ha ha.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
Okay, so awkward so what if a guy just comes up to
you and says can I buy you adrink?
Does that work?
Yeah, yeah, that works.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
The even though I don't drink, so I've always have
like a soda water.
I'm like, yeah, you can get mea soda water, but like something
that's like more direct and notso like theatrical works a lot
better on me, more genuine.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
Yeah, yeah, not so forced.
Yeah, hey, baby, can I get inyours?
Ew, it's not good.
Is your dad a baker?
Because you got the best pairof buns I've ever seen.
That would work on me.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
You're like I've been working out.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Baker is open for business you like to draw,
because I put the D in raw.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Just know that is wild Right, that's unhinged a
little bit.
That is crazy.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Girl, if I was a fly all over you, because you're the
shit I'd like to drink yourbath water.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
That's kind of creepy nice legs.
What time do they open?
That wouldn't work on me.
I think that's funny.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
She's like that one would get me.
I'm pretty easy, as you cantell.
I'll tell you a joke that willmake you laugh your tits off.
Oh wait, you've heard italready.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Oh burn, that is so bad I fear that one would work
on me in my flat chest.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
I was gonna say the same thing as a member of the
Itty Bitty, titty Committee.
I think that one would probablywork on me.
I will say if a guy makes funof me.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
I do think that I like it, cause I'm like, okay,
you kind of have a little bit ofballs.
Like I don't like when a guylike kisses the ground that you
walk on, it's kind of fun whenthey poke fun at you.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
Yeah, I like it, but not too much no, not when you're
like okay this is ridiculous?
Yeah, not too, much, yeah, yeah, there's a line, there's a fine
line there 100%.
I heard you were looking for astud.
Well, I've got an STD.
All I need is you.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
Oh no that's terrible , that is horrendous terrible
he's like, by the way you'restill interested hey, at least
he's getting it out there beforehe's even started the
conversation.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Get in the van.
Hey, babe, are you jamaican?
Because jamaican me crazy.
It's kind of funny.
Hey, did you drop something?
I don't think.
So your standards.
Hi, I'm nick.
Have you heard that?
No, what was that?
One that we heard we were doingthe interviews and the shoulder
one.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
That was a good one yes, how do you count shoulders?
And then he said like this one,two, and then he touched my
shoulders three, and then puthis arm around me and said four
to my other shoulder that wassomething like that.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
That one's not bad.
Yeah, that one was.
Oh my god, this is terrible.
Do you have pet insurance?
Because I'm gonna destroy yourkitty, but the p word are those
space pants you're wearingbecause your ass is out of this
world.
Do you work at subway?
Because you just gave me a footlong oh my god, as if.

(43:52):
As if, like that generous, afoot long friend of Do you
believe in love at first sight,or should I walk by again?
Can I sit on your lap and talkabout the first thing that pops
up?
I guess that's from a woman toa man.
The word of the day is legs.
Let's go home and spread theword.
That's kind of funny.

(44:12):
And then, what was that onethat the other guest, jen, told
us?
The haunted house one.
That was pretty gruesome.
I don't remember somethingabout a haunted house and you're
gonna scream when I come insideof you, or something like that.
It was like something like that.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
No, I'm gonna read you this one that I saw the
other day because I knew youwould appreciate it, because you
went to school in japan.
It's are you as Asia, becauseI'm trying to get in Japan tease
that is hilarious, that'sactually funny that one is
pretty funny, so where's?

Speaker 1 (44:45):
your favorite place to go on a first date.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
I don't have a first date spot.
Really.
The Remy hotel actually justopened in Old Town and they have
a really pretty rooftop and soI would say something like that
where it's like a sunset, Idon't drink, but I do like where
it's just casual and it's justdrinks and like maybe an
appetizer.
I don't like to sit through afull meal I don't want anything
like that.
I don't like coffee dates.
There's nothing worse thanbeing in a busy coffee shop

(45:09):
trying to talk to somebody.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Rooftops are cute.
I like rooftops.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
I do too I'm a big and definitely don't take you to
kala because that's soyesterday right, no one goes to
kala anymore.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
Yesterday you're gonna take me or take me to shiv
.
Shiv is actually really cool.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
I will say that what kind of food is there?

Speaker 3 (45:22):
I've heard of it shiv is like steak and like all the
places, like steak, caviar,seafood, all the things but it's
a supper club.
So there's like this band inthe front and I don't know it
feels like you're in like Idon't know.
It feels like you're in, like Idon't know how to explain it,
but it's just really cool, thatsounds, cool, it sounds unique.
Yeah, it is super unique.
It's definitely a fun vibe.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
Now it's time for the Celebrity Cup, where we
marinate in the juices of thecelebrities.
So you know, blake Lively, thewhole drama, did you hear she's
coming out with a wait.
I bet she's gonna direct it,she's gonna produce it, she's
gonna do the costume design.
Didn't she try to take overthat other movie?

(46:00):
Yeah, or maybe she'sco-producing it because she's
funding it, because I can'timagine anyone would fund a
movie with her in it, right?

Speaker 3 (46:06):
not after everything that happened, after it ends
with us.
Yeah, that was crazy.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
I only like followed like a little bit, but I was
like this is actually wild yeah,she totally hijacked that movie
, tried to make it her own anddestroyed a man's life in the
process.
Who would want to work withthat?
That's my question is how canshe be making a movie?
And what's funny is she's suingJustin Baldoni for defamation
and the smear campaign, claimingit destroyed her career.

(46:29):
But how is that?
So she's coming out with a newmovie.
So that goes against herlawsuit, right?
It's not destroyed her career,she hasn't made maybe.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Maybe somebody has like the thought of no publicity
is bad publicity or how,however they say that phrase.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
So it's like might as well do a movie with her,
because at least people willtalk about it yeah, I can't
imagine it's gonna do good inthe box office, because I did a
tiktok video of it and I got somany comments and everyone was
like hell, no, boycotting it,not gonna go see it, like I
don't think I had one comment ofsomeone like, oh, I can't wait
to see it.
Yeah, I love Blake Lively she'sthe best.
I love.
Blake Lively said nobody ever.

(47:05):
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Speaker 3 (47:12):
So if you want to pick the top card, if I could
have sex with anyone right now,who would it be?
Oh god, no one in my personallife is gonna like this answer,
and that's fine, but it woulddefinitely be my
ex-situationship for sure oh,you went with a real life person

(47:33):
.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Was I not supposed to ?
No?

Speaker 3 (47:36):
I don't do celebrities.
I don't find celebrities likeattractive Interesting.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
So your ex-situationship?
Why did it not turn intosomething more?
Did he not want it to besomething more?
Probably, but you didn't.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
I did.
I saw myself with him Like Iwas like, oh my gosh, I really
like this person.
But then there was another partof me that was like I'm not
sure that I'm ready for arelationship right now, cause I
met him very shortly after Iended my five-year relationship
and I knew I needed time alone.
But I really liked this person.
It's like you know, when youmeet someone, you just really
like them.

(48:08):
But it always was just like,very like, confusing and just
all the things.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
Did you meet him in the wild or did you meet him on
an app?

Speaker 3 (48:16):
In the wild.
Well, I actually don't know howexactly we met.
We had followed each other onInstagram for a really long time
.
We had gone to like differenthigh schools but in the same
district, like kind of knewsimilar people.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
Okay, so he's a local too.
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
I knew of him for a while and I think I probably
wanted more than he did, and itjust did not end well, well,
people underestimate the powerof timing.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
I feel like, yeah, timing's not there or not right,
it's never gonna work out butmaybe you'll come back together
when the timing is right forboth yeah, who knows?

Speaker 3 (48:49):
I mean I'm open to like whatever happens.
You know, like I don't if he'swith somebody's with somebody,
if he's not, he's not.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
You know we don't speak so do you follow each
other on the socials?

Speaker 3 (48:57):
no, he blocked me a while ago.
He just recently unblocked me,but we don't follow each other.
I used to be able to see, likemy tiktok, like profile views,
and he was in those like everyday, and I can't see them
anymore.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
So why can't you see them anymore?
Did they stop that?

Speaker 3 (49:12):
once you hit like x amount of followers, they take
it away why, I don't exactly, Idon't know.
Once you hit 5 000 followers,they're like we're done that
sucks, because I'm like I justpassed 5 000 days, you're out,
you can't see it anymore I thinkit had something it probably
has something to do with,because once you hit a certain
amount of followers, you canstart making money from tiktok
and if you're seeing how manyprofile views are coming in,

(49:33):
you're seeing like kind of whereyou're at, like traffic wise
and then you're like you post,then you'll get more views, get
more money.
So just like, stay away fromlike those do you try to
monetize your?
Tiktok no no I just post andwhatever happens happens yeah
well, that's funny.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
He unblocked you, so he's probably stalking you,
right?
Because why would you unblocksomeone unless you want to see
them?

Speaker 3 (49:52):
I did make a tikt about how men block me.
Every man I've ever talked toblocks me afterwards, but only
on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Why is that Cause?
They're just cause they don'twant to see you out and about
with other people.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
And, like the thing is, everyone who's ever blocked
me.
We don't follow each other.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
So it's like what are like?

Speaker 2 (50:08):
yeah, and I'm like all of them are private.
So I'm like I can't look atyour stuff.
So you're only blocking me tonot see me.
You only block someone for onereason because you're hurt or it
hurts you to see them.
I've never really blocked.
I don't understand blocking I.
So I have a girlfriend thatblocks everybody.
Once she's done with them sheblocks them.
But her thing is, because shedoesn't trust herself, she will

(50:32):
reach out to them.
She knows that, like in amoment of weakness, she'll reach
out to them, and so knows that,like in a moment of weakness,
she'll reach out to them, and soshe blocks them.
That's, that is her reasoning.
That's the only sort of likedecent reasoning I've ever heard
.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
For blocking, but can't you just unblock them yes?
You could Right.
So if you don't trust yourself,you can just unblock them
Exactly.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
So I have never like fully blocked somebody, like
when me and the ex situationstopped talking, I removed him
as a follower because I was likehe was just always in my story
views and it was like the topname and I was like I just don't
need to see every day, like hispicture or his name, things
like that.
Um, but blocking.
I've only ever blocked one guybecause he was literally insane

(51:14):
and I was like I cannot have youreaching out to me like this
this is insane.
Yeah, but yeah.
No, like I don't block someone,like when we break up or things
like that, but they like toblock me.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
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Oh my god, I just totally gotcatfished.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
He looks absolutely nothing like his picture so I
found out, the guy that I'vebeen dating is married with kids
.
His wife just reached out to me.