When the Open House Ends and the Ick Begins 👀

A man on his knees begging for a neck shave before the first drink. That’s how Taylor’s “welcome back to dating” started, and it only gets crazier from there. 

She spills red flags, social anxiety disguised as charm, and the art of walking away when a date goes sideways.

We also dive into real estate chaos, boundary creep, and why safety plans are a must. Plus, we tackle spicy questions like dating someone fresh off a two-year affair. Come for the neck-shave story, stay for the ultimate first-date playbook.

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Episode Transcript

SPEAKER_04 (00:01):
Oh my god, I just totally got catfished.
He looks absolutely nothing likehis picture.
So I found out the guy that I'vebeen dating is married with
kids.
His wife just reached out to me.

SPEAKER_00 (00:15):
Welcome to the meat market.
The single scene is aslaughterhouse, and we are here
to devour it.
We are your hosts.
I'm Lindsay.
I'm Jess.
And today's sizzling single isTaylor.
Welcome.
Thank you.
So you have a pretty crazy firstdate story.
Tell us about it.

SPEAKER_02 (00:28):
Do you want the shaven neck guy?
Yeah.
Okay.
So, um, this was when I wasfreshly single, so I was kind of
like getting back into thedating world.
Um, but I met this guy on Hinge.
Uh the apps are actually deletednow because they were awful.
But I end up meeting this guy.
I tell him that I'm gonna begoing out with my friends, and
he was like, Oh my gosh, could Ijoin?

(00:49):
I haven't been out in so long.
So I was like, you know,whatever, he seems cool, I'll
let him join.
So my thinking was I didn't wanthim to drive back to my place
because I didn't want him tocome back home with us.
So I was like, okay, I'm justgonna pick you up on the way.
So I pick him up, but the thingis he wasn't ready, so he had me
come up inside, and he's gettingdressed, like I'm just kind of
sitting there being patient.

(01:10):
And he's like, Okay, we need todo one thing before we go.
And I was like, What?
Instantly kind of like, okay,what's what's gonna happen?
And he goes, You need to shavemy neck.
I haven't had a haircut inforever, and you need to shave
the back of my neck.
And I was like, I'm not doingthat.
Your friends, your roommatescan, and no one was home.

(01:31):
And he starts like progressivelygetting more and more uh freaked
out because I wouldn't do itbecause he was starting to have
a little panic attack.
Because I think the guy was alittle socially awkward.
But after five or six times ofhim saying, Please just shave my
neck, I can't be seen like this,he's on his knees at one point
with the razor.
Oh my god.

(01:52):
With the electric razor, andhe's like, just please do it.
And I'm just thinking to myhead, you know, this would be
kind of a funny story, and thisguy's freaking out, so I just
did it.

SPEAKER_05 (02:01):
That's funny, that's brave.
So that was your first date.
Yes, and taking a guy out withyour friends on a first date.

SPEAKER_02 (02:07):
I know, and I was so new to it, and I didn't know how
bad the apps were, but neveragain.
I have never made that mistakeagain because he also sucked the
whole night, was such a baby,saying, Oh, this place sucks and
I'm not having fun.
And at the end of the night, heeven made me drive him home.
Wow.
Because he was like, I'm nottaking an Uber.
He lived five minutes away.

(02:28):
And I was like, Can you like Iwant to stay out, I'm having
fun, and he was like, Take mehome now.

SPEAKER_03 (02:33):
Wow.

SPEAKER_02 (02:33):
So I never spoke to him again, but I should have
just cut it off.
I knew the moment I saw him Iwasn't interested.

SPEAKER_00 (02:39):
Because that's a red flag for the future
relationship.
If he's having a panic attackabout not having his neck
shaved, think about how he'sgonna handle other situations.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (02:48):
Also, why is that my issue?
You should have been prepared ifyou knew you were coming out.

SPEAKER_00 (02:51):
I should have been shaved already.
Yeah.
Like, first of all, why didn'the get a haircut prior?
Yeah.
Second of all, like you show upand he's not ready.
Like, isn't that typically thegirl that needs a little extra
time to get ready?

SPEAKER_05 (03:01):
It seems like everything he did was feminine
because it's like begging for aride home instead of just
calling an Uber yourself.
I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_02 (03:09):
Also, on top of that, when he was getting
dressed, he was like, Does thisoutfit look okay?
Or should I do these shoes andthese pants and da-da-da?
So it was like I was his mother,you know?
Like he wanted a mommy, not agirlfriend.

SPEAKER_00 (03:19):
And he wonders why he's single.
Right.

SPEAKER_02 (03:21):
Did you guys do like a FaceTime or something
beforehand?
Did so yes, and I should haveknown because he wouldn't show
his face because he was like Onthe FaceTime?
Yes, on the FaceTime because hewas like, Oh, I'm I just look
like shit.
I just woke up, I don't lookgood, like I I want to shower
first, and da da da da.
I should have known.
Also, like freshly single.
I this was my first experienceback into the dating world, and

(03:44):
this happened.

SPEAKER_05 (03:45):
Did you schedule the FaceTime though, or was it just
like spur of the moment you justdecided to call?

SPEAKER_02 (03:50):
Just decided to call.
Okay.
Because I was like, okay, if I'mmeeting this guy tonight, then I
should at least be on a phonewith him.
And he was cool on the phone.
Like, I would never have guessedthat this man had social anxiety
like he did.

SPEAKER_00 (04:01):
Did he look like his pictures?

SPEAKER_02 (04:04):
Uh he was kind of a catfish.
Like one photo he kind of lookedlike, but you could tell it was
very edited and face tuned.

SPEAKER_05 (04:12):
I'm sure that's why because how hard is it to not
answer the FaceTime in themoment when you're not ready and
then quick like throw a shirton, maybe wash your face, like
run a brush through your hair orsomething, and then call you
right back in like five or tenminutes.
Like it's not that hard.
He didn't have to answer whenyou called and then not show his

(04:33):
face.
That's true, you know.

SPEAKER_00 (04:34):
That's yeah, that's what I would do.
Because sometimes I don't likeit when people FaceTime me out
of the blue.
Yeah out of the blue.
I'm like, what the hell?

SPEAKER_05 (04:41):
I like a scheduled FaceTime, so I can at least like
brush my teeth, you know.

SPEAKER_00 (04:46):
But I will say, I would just not answer, take a
few minutes to quickly putmyself on the bed and do a
little do a little hoe bath andlike call you mad.

SPEAKER_05 (04:54):
You know what I mean?
Like pits in private, eventhough you don't even need to do
that for FaceTime.
Like FaceTime.
Maybe it's spicy.

SPEAKER_02 (05:04):
I've just never had a guy even care about that.

SPEAKER_05 (05:06):
Yeah.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (05:07):
Usually that's again a feminine thing.
It is.

SPEAKER_00 (05:10):
So yeah.
So I have a question.
So you are a realtor.
Yes.
Have you had any clients hit onyou or be inappropriate?

SPEAKER_02 (05:17):
Uh yeah.
I've actually had a fire clientsbecause they had a wife and they
would always want to go todinner and talk about the sale
of the house, all this stuff.
And I'd be like, okay, well,where's your wife?
Is she coming?
Because she's also an owner.
And he'd go, No, she's out oftown, da da da, or you can just
come over to the house and checkit out.
But it would be at like 7 p.m.
on a freaking Friday.

(05:37):
Like, I'm not stupid, but yes,that happens all the time.
And I like one time I met aclient at Global Ambassador, and
the thing is they'll lead you onand say that they want to buy or
sell, and they don't actually,they're just trying to get your
attention.
That happens a lot too.
So I've been very stern.
Like, I'm able to just shut itdown to say this is only
business.
If we're not talking business,then we're not talking.

SPEAKER_05 (05:59):
Like if we're not signing something at this
meeting, there's no point inhaving the meeting, basically.

SPEAKER_02 (06:06):
Dangle a carrot in front of you, and they're like,
Oh, yeah, I actually want tobuy.
They don't want to buy.

SPEAKER_00 (06:11):
So they ask you to dinner to discuss, and you're
like, you need to bring itpre-qual.
Yeah.
I'm like, all right, sign list.

SPEAKER_05 (06:18):
That's what I'm saying.
Like, there needs to bepaperwork at the meeting,
otherwise, it's not.

SPEAKER_00 (06:22):
You're gonna need to sign the listing appointment on
the frickin' dates.
Yes.

SPEAKER_05 (06:25):
And then they probably expect you to pay too
because it's a business.
This is a write-on.
You know what I mean?
Because like the real therealtor will pay for it because
it's the business for them.
You know what I mean?
Like typically.
So it's like, let me take thisgirl out for a free date.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (06:41):
I don't know if you've experienced this, but for
some reason, every guy has thisdream of going to my open house
and locking the door and gettingnasty.
And I'm like, I'm not doing thatbecause unless you're gonna be
paying me thousands of dollars,uh no, absolutely not.

SPEAKER_05 (06:56):
Also, I kind of like that fantasy.

SPEAKER_00 (06:59):
I'd be freaking out because cameras, people have a
lot of cameras nowadays, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (07:05):
Someone could just walk on in.
I have signs everywhere saying,come to this house, come to this
house.
You know what I mean?
I bet some people love thethrill.

SPEAKER_00 (07:13):
People love.

SPEAKER_01 (07:14):
I'm like, so how hard is it to get your real
estate license?
Oh my god! That's hard if youget your license just Well, you
know what?

SPEAKER_02 (07:23):
That actually is kind of a kink for people in
Paradise Alley.
I have there's a story in ouroffice where one of our luxury
agents had an open house.
They had this guy come in with agirl wearing a collar and she
was on all hands and kneesgoing, woof, woof, yes daddy,
yes, daddy.
Like he brought her in.
He brought her in on a leash,she's on all fours.

(07:43):
Okay.
So they come in and then theagents were like, okay, we have
to get them out of here, butthey split.
They like ran, split, and thenmet up in a in a room and locked
themselves in the room andstarted getting nasty.
And how do you explain that to aseller?
By the way, these people justcame in and they because they
have a kink of getting it on atother people's houses, they

(08:04):
called the cops, and the copswere like, Yeah, we've arrested
them three times already forthis.

unknown (08:08):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (08:08):
Well, did you guys see the story about the couple
that broke into moncherie andthen started having sex in the
restaurant?

SPEAKER_00 (08:14):
Yes.
Yes.
And they were arrested, right?

SPEAKER_05 (08:17):
They were arrested, but I'm pretty sure I thought I
read something that theycouldn't charge them for like
the sex acts because I thinkthey could see enough of it on
camera to to know what they weredoing, but couldn't see enough
to actually prove it.
Are you serious?
I something like that.
I thought it.

SPEAKER_00 (08:34):
I knew what they were doing.

SPEAKER_05 (08:35):
I thought I read.
I thought I read something likethat.
Like they they were able to likepress the charges for breaking
and entering or whatever it was,but they weren't able to
actually charge them with anysexual.

SPEAKER_02 (08:49):
See, that's the last thing I need.
Some camera catching me.
And no, not happening.
Uh-huh.
Because you know what?
Everyone has these sneaky littlecameras now and baby monitors
that will listen.
So people will actually listento me what I say at open houses,
and then the seller will text meand be like, oh, you handled
that one well.

SPEAKER_04 (09:04):
Are you serious?
I'm not kidding.

SPEAKER_02 (09:06):
Oh my god.
I hate see, I don't like it.

SPEAKER_05 (09:08):
Or they're like, or they're like, it's not granite,
it's marble.
Get it right next time.

SPEAKER_02 (09:12):
Yeah.
They're like, like one time anagent was like, hey, this is
kind of creepy, but they'relistening to everything you're
saying and they've been superimpressed with you.
I was like, this is my fifthopen house, and they've been
listening this whole time.

SPEAKER_00 (09:22):
Oh my god, how crap.
I wouldn't like that.
I wouldn't like that because itmakes you anxious.
It would make me anxious andnervous about every little thing
that I say.
Did I handle that right?
Are they gonna judge me?
Are they gonna be offended?
Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (09:31):
Well, because when someone absolutely shits on the
house, you don't want to belike, oh, well, it's actually
stunning and you're wrong.
So sometimes I'm always like,oh, I understand where you're
coming from, but I could see howsomeone could listen to that and
go, why did she agree with them?

SPEAKER_00 (09:44):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (09:44):
I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 (09:45):
Going back to the open house kinks, that's a great
business idea for an OnlyFansmodel to get her real estate
license.
Because you know how there'sprofessional dominatrixes out
there because there's so manymen with that kink.
Guarantee you could make a crapton of money if you offer that
service.
100%.

SPEAKER_05 (09:58):
I feel like you need to have a liability waiver
though.
Like you have to have thehomeowner's sign.

SPEAKER_02 (10:03):
Sometimes I feel like that's how Scott Still
Reals is work, though.
I mean, it's just like sometimesI hear some crazy stories about
people just sleeping with theirclients to get these$12 million
listings.

SPEAKER_00 (10:13):
I was gonna ask, I've heard that too, that there
are some women that will doanything to get those high-end
clients.

SPEAKER_02 (10:18):
Is that true?
Oh, yeah.
Um, but I that's why I pridemyself in not being like that,
because I'm not the girl you'regonna mess around with.
So go get another one that willdo it, but I I won't.
But there is a story.
Um, I was at a broker open, itwas like a$15 million mansion,
and that's the only time I hearrumors, okay?
But people just come up and theywant to talk in my ear about it.

(10:39):
So I guess one of the girls whohad the house listed, her first
ever sale was$12 million becauseshe slept with a client to get
the listing.
And then once the guy moved in,by the way, he was cheating on
his wife, he divorced the wife,and that realtor moved in with
him.
No way.

SPEAKER_00 (10:55):
She hit the freaking jackpot.

SPEAKER_05 (10:57):
Yeah, she did.
Well, I was gonna say, rememberthat time we were at that party
and it was like a pre-PhoenixOpen party back in like 2013.
And there was women there thatwere literally there just to
sleep with men.
It was like a Thunderbirdsparty.
They were there just to sleepwith guys to get their Phoenix
Open ticket.
So it's like, if there's womenwilling to sleep with men for

(11:18):
tickets to a sporting event,yeah, imagine like what they
would do for a commission onlike a$10 million house.

SPEAKER_00 (11:25):
Yeah.
It's funny because those we wereat that party and these girls
came up to us and told us whatthe party was.
They're like, you do know whatthis party's for, right?
It's for women to come, pickwhich man they want, have sex
with them for free tickets.
And we're like, we weremortified because we were there,
right?
And then I thought she was kindof bitching about the situation
and she was just as mortified aswe were.
But then she's like, which oneare you gonna take?
I think I'm gonna go for thatone, or maybe that one.

(11:45):
Which one are you gonna go homewith?
I'm like, we're gonna leave.

SPEAKER_05 (11:48):
It was catered by sushi rooku.
I was like, I'm gonna go grab aplate of sushi and then we're
gonna go home.
I'm here for the food, actually.

SPEAKER_00 (11:55):
How did we end up going?
How do we get bamboo to go?
I don't know.
You invited me.
I think everyone has the bestintentions of something.
I invited me on like a pre-partysounds gonna be as well.

SPEAKER_05 (12:08):
Oh, funny.
Every year, and then it's funnybecause every year I go, those
trailers are still there.
Like they're still there on thegrounds, those same trailers,
like the Thunderbirds trailersor whatever.
And so every year that I goafter, anytime I walk past those
trailers, I'm like, oh, rememberthat time?

SPEAKER_00 (12:26):
Good old day.
Good old days.
What's funny though is like it'ssad to me that there are some
women that'll do that for what?
$150 tickets?
Okay,$12 million house?
Maybe if he's good looking.
Right, right.
But a freaking$100 ticket.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
So you said that you like totravel a lot and you travel
alone.
Have you ever had like a travelromance?

SPEAKER_02 (12:47):
Yeah.
So uh my friend group, we'vereferred to him as my UK
boyfriend.
Ooh.
Okay.
But I met him in Croatia when wewere on this week-long yacht
trip, basically just islandhopping.
But yeah, and I'm actuallyseeing him in two weeks.

SPEAKER_00 (13:05):
To England?
Yeah.
Have you been there before?
No.
Oh my god, you're gonna have somuch fun.
Where in England is he from?
Uh is it London?

SPEAKER_02 (13:11):
He's like an hour outside of London.
I don't know the town.
It's uh it's like a smallertown, but it's oh my god, how do
you like English guys?
I I actually like them because Idon't know, American men are
just not it.
Like, I just like how the theEuropean men are so open about
how they feel about you, and theUS men are just like, uh I don't

(13:31):
know, like I'm not ready foranything serious.
But this guy still calls me likeevery day.

SPEAKER_00 (13:36):
And and it's been four months since I've How
funny, he'll do into he'll callyou more from the UK doing
international calls and with atime difference than a bloke
just down the street from you.
Exactly.
That's hilarious.

SPEAKER_05 (13:45):
It does depend though, because remember when I
sent you a text or a photo, Ican't remember, I had met this
English guy.
I was in bleed and he ended upbeing so weird.
He was like homophobic, likestarted freaking out.
He we went, um we were on theisland for lobster, it was like
lobster fest.
They do this like weekend longfestival because it's lobster

(14:08):
season there.
And so they had a Mr.
Lobster Fest competition, and itwas like a beauty pageant, but
it was with men.
And so it was like the Caribbeanmen, of course.
So they're like, they're talland they're dark and they're
muscular and they're you knowwhat I mean?
Like dancing, and it wasn'tskanky because there was
families there and stuff.
There was families with kids.

(14:28):
So it was clean, and and it was,and so a lot of them when they
were doing the dances, they werewearing like the the like shorts
and button-down shirt sets withjust like the shirts unbuttoned,
you know what I mean?
So it was like a little racy,but not, it's not like they were
up there and man-thong.
It was PG 13.
It was PG 13.
And we're sitting there and hestarts freaking out, going, It's

(14:50):
this is so gay.
Does this make me gay?
Does this am I gay for beinghere?
And I looked at him and I said,No one's forcing you to be here.
You do not have to be here rightnow.
Like you can get up and leave.

SPEAKER_03 (15:01):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (15:02):
And then eventually he did get up and leave.
But what a weirdo.
He was so weirdo.

SPEAKER_02 (15:08):
Most of the modern Brits are bad names.
His masculinity was underattack.

SPEAKER_00 (15:12):
So how okay, this is maybe TMI, but how do you feel
about uncircumcised men?
Because most Brits are notcircumcised, and most American
women get freaked out at that.

SPEAKER_02 (15:21):
Honestly, I don't really care.
I'm like, whatever, it does thesame job.
So long as he's clean, you know?
That's what I was just gonnasay.

SPEAKER_00 (15:29):
As long as it's clean, it's fine.
Yeah.
So have you ever traveled with apartner or a boyfriend and
you've realized, okay, we're nota match because your travel
style is different.
Tell us.

SPEAKER_02 (15:38):
Yes.
Okay, I dated this man.
I was, oh my gosh, never againwill I do this.
But he could not keep a job, andI ended up paying for his rent
for three months.
And finally, I was like, Youeither kick it in the gear or
I'm out.
And he was like, I can literallybe homeless and still love you,
but I'm like, I'm not gonna behomeless.
That's the issue.

(15:58):
Okay, so either figure it out,but I took him to Mexico, paid
for this all-inclusive resort.
Even my family was there, and ohmy gosh, the whole time, just
complaining and saying, like,oh, all these people here are
just so rich andda-da-da-and-stuck up.
And I'm like, Okay, but you arehere as well, and you didn't pay
for anything.
And then the thing about him toois he didn't like to tip.

(16:21):
And I was a server at the time,that's how I was paying our
bills, and that also started anargument.
But that whole Mexico tripabsolutely sucked, and I I told
myself I'm ending it the momentwe are back, and I did because I
just regret taking him therebecause I could have just
brought like a girlfriend orsomething and had more fun.

SPEAKER_05 (16:41):
Well, and like that's how you get the best
service at all inclusives.
It's like you throw them a goodtip at the beginning of the
vacation, and they basicallywait on you hand in foot exactly
for the rest of the time.

SPEAKER_02 (16:52):
Like and he was so soft-spoken too, so he'd go up
to the bartender and just belike, Oh, can I get this?
And they wouldn't pay attentionto him because like say it with
your chest, man.
They don't know that you'resaying anything, and the music's
loud, and I would say it rightafter him, and he'd be like,
Well, it's because you're white,because he wasn't white.
And I'm like, No, it's becauseyou weren't speaking up.

(17:12):
Like they you have to look atthem with intent and be like, I
can get I'll get this.
Yeah.
And they'll do it.
But oh god, it was awful.

SPEAKER_00 (17:21):
So going back to the realtor thing, have you ever
been in a scary situation likeat an open house?
Yes.
You have?

SPEAKER_02 (17:26):
Yeah.
So I've had two real actually,I've had three crazy stories,
and they all happen in a monthof each other.
But I did open house challenges,so I did 30 open houses in 30
days, and that's when ithappened.
Um, the first one was in SouthScottsdale.
I was brand new, I was puttingout my signs, and this guy
approached me and he was like,Hey, I just moved here.
I don't have a realtor and I'mwanting to buy, but I'm

(17:47):
currently at the optima.
And I was like, Okay, like he'sgotta have a little money if
he's at the optima.
So I give him my card, I get tothe open house, and he is just
blasting my phone.
I have 40 missed messages fromhim.
He's sending me pictures andvideos of him throwing money on
women, he's saying he could pimpout and make a lot of money, and
then he goes, I know whereyou're at, I'm coming.

(18:07):
Because all the signs point tome to go and I'm alone.
So I lock all the doors, I callthe cops, and the cops were
like, Well, is he there?
And I said, Not yet.
But he said he's coming, and thecops go, Call us when he's
there.
Are you kidding me?
Didn't even show up.
Yeah, they didn't even do adrive-by, nothing.
So I called my team lead, and hecame because he was so freaked
out.

(18:28):
And yeah, like the guy drove by,but he never stopped, but still,
like I could have been alone andnothing, nobody was coming for
that.

SPEAKER_05 (18:37):
That's crazy.
So there was a woman, I think itwas in Arizona actually,
arrested recently.
Did you guys see this newsstory?
No, she was arrested recently.
Her boyfriend or whatever brokeup with her.
And so she slept with like hisbrother, his roommate, and his
someone, someone else close tohim, sent him like 65,000 text

(19:04):
messages and then broke into hishouse and took a bath in his
bathtub.
Okay, what?

SPEAKER_02 (19:10):
That's what you do when you break in, right?
Yeah, that's critical.

SPEAKER_05 (19:15):
But that's what that guy reminded me of is this crazy
girl.
Like, what is wrong with people?

SPEAKER_00 (19:19):
And that was in Scottsdale.

SPEAKER_05 (19:20):
You wouldn't think it happened there.

SPEAKER_00 (19:22):
What's funny is that everyone he knew slept with her.

SPEAKER_05 (19:25):
Okay, yeah, sure.
And that's what and that's whatshe said.
I guess part of the part of thenews article said that she told
him, she was like, and none ofyour friends even defended you
because they were all willing tosleep with me.
Yeah.
Like what man is gonna say no towoman Mulow?

SPEAKER_00 (19:41):
Exactly.
I know.

SPEAKER_02 (19:44):
Yeah, there's been, I don't know if you want to
hear.
Yeah, I want to hear the otherones, yeah.
Um, I did an open house inChandler one time.
I was just setting up, and theneighbor next door wanted to
come in, and I wasn't ready yet.
I now have a camera at thispoint because I'm paranoid from
the other situation.
This guy comes in.
Walks through the house and goesback out, immediately steps out
of the house, and five cop carspull up and slam on their

(20:06):
brakes, coming to a screechinghalt.
And I'm looking out the window,like, what is happening?
And they're talking to this guywith like their hands on their
guns and they're going likethis, like backing away, trying
to calm him down.
And he just walked, he was inthe house with me alone.
So I'm just watching this wholething, seeing if it's gonna go
down, and finally theyde-escalate the situation, and
they're about to leave.

(20:27):
So I go out there and I'm like,hey, uh, that guy was in the
house with me alone.
Should I be worried?
And they go, Well, he got into afist fight.
This is like Sunday morning.
He got into a fist fight aboutsomeone chirping him about his
lawn.
Because he was doing lawn work.
So they got into a fist fight.
He came into my open house andthen came and got arrested.

(20:47):
And then like he came from thefist fight to the open house.

SPEAKER_05 (20:51):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (20:51):
Yes.
And then they the cops werelike, Well, if you need us,
we're one call away.
And I'm just like, Well, I'm notgonna sell a house with five cop
cars here, so I'm just gonnaclose up.

SPEAKER_05 (21:00):
Yeah, seriously.

SPEAKER_02 (21:02):
And then there's another one in Tempe.
This homeless man tried comingin and he was being very
aggressive.
And I kind of and I was aloneagain, once again, and I had to
really think on my feet.
So I I like opened the door andI was like, We have a private
showing coming, you can't comein because he was trying to
force his way in.
And then I looked at the walland talked to nobody.
And I was like, Hey, yeah, Iknow your clients are on the

(21:25):
way.
I'm telling him to leave.
But I was alone.
And I and I made it sound likeit I was with a m a male
coworker, so then he finallystarted backing away, and he was
like, Oh.
Well, turns out that guy wassquatting in the backyard
because it was a vacant house.
I called the cops again, theydidn't come.
Oh my god.
They didn't fail! I had to likerun out of the house to get in
my car and after locking upbecause he was there and they

(21:48):
just didn't care.
And then they did a drive-bylater and he was, yeah,
squatting in the yard.

SPEAKER_00 (21:55):
Did you tell the sellers?
Did they know that there was asquat?

SPEAKER_02 (21:59):
Yeah, they knew.

SPEAKER_00 (22:00):
They knew?

SPEAKER_02 (22:00):
Yeah, well, because that's why that's how we found
out, and then ever since theywere doing drive-bys for the the
police, we're making sure thatno one was there, but yeah.
Wow, that's that's crazy.

SPEAKER_05 (22:10):
They but squatters do have rights, and so it's
hard.
My ex owned a property in Vegaslike years ago, like decades,
like back when the 20 2008 crashhappened.
And it w I think it was anapartment that he had owned, but
for whatever reason it it hadsat empty for a while, and he

(22:31):
never went to deal with it.
It just like sort of stayed onhis portfolio or whatever.
Um and he had squatters inthere, and it was so hard to get
rid of them because they can'tlike once they're there, it's
like they have and they knowthey have rights.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (22:46):
Well, Arizona's actually pretty good about it.
We're pretty strict.

SPEAKER_05 (22:49):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (22:50):
So it's harder here, but something like New York or
other states like that, it isterrible.

SPEAKER_05 (22:55):
It's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 (22:56):
So what are you looking for?
Are you looking to get married,have kids?
Um, eventually, yeah, but I haveyet to see a man who shows me
they're worth it.
Yeah.
Because the dating here is justrough.
It no one wants to settle down.
Everyone sees another hot girland they're like, Well, why
would I settle down when I cango for this one and this one and
that one?
So I don't know.
And the dating apps don't helpat all.

SPEAKER_05 (23:16):
Yeah.
Have you tried all the datingapps?

SPEAKER_02 (23:19):
Yeah.
Pretty much.
Except for like Raya.
I kind of want to get on Raya.

SPEAKER_05 (23:23):
We have a lot of guests that want to get on Raya.
Yeah.
But then we have had a couplethat have been on it and they
say it's not anything.

SPEAKER_00 (23:29):
Yeah, we've had quite a few that are on it and
they're like, it's not goodeither.
Yeah.
It's very superficial.

SPEAKER_02 (23:34):
Yeah, the whole dating app thing, not it.
But I try to meet people inperson now.

SPEAKER_00 (23:38):
And I bet as a realtor, you probably do meet a
lot of people in the wild.

SPEAKER_02 (23:40):
Oh, yeah.
Because all I'm doing isnetworking.

SPEAKER_00 (23:42):
I was gonna say, and if you go to networking events
and stuff, you probably what areyou deal breakers?

SPEAKER_02 (23:48):
Ooh.
Um, like I need someone to behardworking.
I'm not gonna date a bomb again.
That was awful.
Um, I also like a personality,you know, I don't want them to
be boring.
Uh I'm trying to think.
I I also like to be active, so Idon't want someone who's lazy.

SPEAKER_00 (24:04):
What are your hobbies?
What do you do in your freetime?

SPEAKER_02 (24:06):
Um, I travel a lot, so someone who's also willing to
travel or even let me go bymyself and not feel like
insecure about it.
But um, yeah, traveling, I liketo work out, pickleball.
Um, I like to try newrestaurants and coffee shops.

SPEAKER_00 (24:22):
Physically, what's your type?

SPEAKER_02 (24:24):
A gym bro, unfortunately.
Yes.
Yes.

SPEAKER_00 (24:27):
So you don't care if they post gym selfies all the
time?

SPEAKER_02 (24:29):
Oh.
Well, not like that kind of gymbro.
I don't know.
Like the thing is not a doucheygym, bro.

SPEAKER_01 (24:35):
A cool gym bro.

SPEAKER_02 (24:40):
But unfortunately, that is my type, unfortunately.

SPEAKER_00 (24:43):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (24:44):
So I'm trying to get away from that.
I always say I want someone whois a fat kid, so then they had
to have that personality andthey're humble, and then they
had their glow up and they'rehot now.
But they're not like full ofthemselves.

SPEAKER_00 (24:55):
Channing Tatum was a fat kid, right?
And now he's super hot.

SPEAKER_05 (24:59):
So people say he's like, he has a good personality.
Yeah.
I've never heard that, but I cansee it.
I can see that.
It's like, yeah, if you can'tget by on your looks, you've got
to develop a personality.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (25:09):
That's why I think he he says he loves to eat, and
that's why he said I will neverdo another Magic Mike movie
again because I hate having toget in shape.
I like to eat too much.
Yeah.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (25:19):
That's funny.

SPEAKER_00 (25:20):
So um, do you have a crazy talent that not many
people know about or uniquefacts about yourself?

SPEAKER_02 (25:26):
That's a hard question.
Um I okay, actually, I have atalent where I can talk to
literally anyone and findsomething in common in like four
questions.
That's okay so usually with openhouses, I I'm able to figure
out, you know, sometimes I cantell they're from the Midwest,
and I just go, Oh, where are youfrom?
I was gonna say that's an easyone because so many people are

(25:47):
like, because then theyinstantly trust you too because
Midwest is just they're sogenuine and kind and they like
stick together too.
So I always just have a really atalent of figuring out what we
have in common.

SPEAKER_00 (25:59):
Have you ever walked out mid-date or ended a date?
Tell us.

SPEAKER_02 (26:02):
Okay, this was after having a couple bad dates, and I
was like, I need to get moremean.
Respectfully, I do, because I'mnot wasting people's time
anymore, I'm not wasting mytime.
But I went on this date.
Turns out it again, it was adating app.
Turns out he's actually arealtor, and it was like talking
to a brick wall.
I would ask a question, it wasone one-word answers, no

(26:22):
questions back.
We'd be sitting there in silencebecause I'd I'm like, okay, is
he gonna ask me something?
Nope, I guess I'm gonna askanother question.
And it was probably five or tenminutes of that, and finally I
just said, You know how it goes.
I have a client right now, theyreally need me.
And I just left before we evenordered drinks.

SPEAKER_00 (26:42):
Wow, ended that early.
He was that bad, huh?

SPEAKER_02 (26:44):
He was he was bad.

SPEAKER_00 (26:45):
At least you have a good excuse, you're a realtor.

SPEAKER_02 (26:48):
I know, and he was a realtor, so he kind of
understands, but he probably didsee that.
Did he try to like protest?
Did he try to be like, oh,that's too bad, I wish you could
stay?
Not at home.
He just goes, Okay.
And I was like, Alright, see ya.
Because this is awful.

SPEAKER_00 (27:03):
Have you ever been cheated on?

SPEAKER_02 (27:05):
Yes.

SPEAKER_00 (27:05):
How did you find out?

SPEAKER_02 (27:06):
Okay, he was this was in high school, but he was
older than me, so he had goneoff to college before I had
graduated high school.
And he was back in town for theholidays, and my friend was on
Tinder swiping, and she foundhis profile.
So she screenshotted it, sent itto me.
And you know what's even worseabout this?
She swiped right and he swipedright on her.

(27:27):
And he knew that she swept.
But she did it because shewanted to start the
conversation, call him out.
But the fact that he swipedright on her is wild.
So she goes, Oh, fancy seeingTaylor's boyfriend here.
And he just laughed.
That's it.
Like just laughing faces.
So I I told him about it, and Iwas like, What the hell is this?
And he goes, Oh, we were doinglike a you know when you can put

(27:51):
it on to the TV, and then likethe whole group can go yes, no.
And he goes, We ran out oflikes, so I had to open a
profile.
Oh, whatever.
I was like, You had to do it.
Why couldn't any of the singleguys do it?
And he's like, We ran out oflikes on theirs too.

unknown (28:04):
Oh.

SPEAKER_02 (28:05):
So I'm like, okay, whatever.
I'm naive and dumb.
It's high school.
So I give another chance, and heopens a g another profile again.
So I tried calling him to breakup with him.
He won't answer the phone.
He refused to answer.
And I was like, answered now.
And he goes, I'm at, I'mstudying, what do you want?
And I was like, all right, well,we're breaking up, but I'm

(28:25):
trying to do it over the phoneand not text.
Oh my.
How have we together for?
Uh, three and a half years.
Yay! And the worst thing is,too, he kept going, oh, well,
it's only to meet new people andmeet new people.
Like, that's only that's theonly reason I'm on the app.
And his friends were like, Oh,you don't know how hard college
is, like, it's just to meet newpeople.
And I was like, You guys knowdamn well you're not in Tinder

(28:47):
to meet new friends.

SPEAKER_05 (28:48):
Also, when you're a freshman in college, like I
assume it was his first year,yeah.
Living in the dorms, you don'tneed an app to meet new people.
You're literally thrown in thecafeteria you can meet people.

SPEAKER_02 (28:58):
Yeah, you're on campus, all the parenting.
All of it.
So yeah, it was such a stupidexperience.
That's crazy.

SPEAKER_05 (29:03):
That was your high school sweetheart.

SPEAKER_02 (29:05):
Yeah, and what's funny is he actually hit me up
last Valentine's Day.
I haven't spoken to this man ineight years.
And he's like, Oh, I see you'redoing so well.
Next time you're in town, youshould let me know.
I'll pick you up from theairport.
I could show you my new house.

SPEAKER_00 (29:18):
I could show you my new Tinder profile.

SPEAKER_02 (29:22):
It's so weird because I'm like, where did you
even come from?
But I don't know.
They always come back.
They always come back, ladies.

SPEAKER_05 (29:28):
They do.
Have you had a relationshipsince him?
Like a long-term relationship?

SPEAKER_02 (29:32):
Just the other guy who was a bum.
Okay.
It was a year.
It lasted a year and I was done.
I was, yeah.
So it's only been those twobecause now I'm super picky
about what I want.
And honestly, they did show mewhat I don't want, so I am still
grateful.
It's lessons, right?
Yeah.
So now I know.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (29:49):
Are you ready for it?
That's funny.
I'm ready for it.
The Keep More Minute brought toyou by Tactical Tax Strategies.
They help you keep more in yourwallet.
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All right.
So our listener question thisweek comes from Facebook.
Would you date a guy who says hehas been seeing slash sleeping
with a married female for goingon two years?

(30:12):
We had just started hanging out,and I asked if he had been
sleeping with anyone recently.
And he said that he just cut offa female who was married because
after two years he felt like shewas never going to leave her
husband and he was ready forsomeone who is serious about
him.
Would you guys uh date someonewho had been just recently?

SPEAKER_00 (30:36):
I would talk to him and find out was he regretful?
Did he feel bad?
Does he have a conscience?
Would he do it again?
But maybe he really does want tosettle down and be in a
committed relationship.
And maybe she was reallymanipulating him, making him
think that she was all about himand was gonna leave.

SPEAKER_05 (30:53):
I don't know that's tough.
So she says, she goes, thereason why I was so torn was
because when I play devil'sadvocate in my head, I don't
think he's necessarily in thewrong.
Although, yes, he has no respectfor another person's marriage,
it's also not his responsibilityto be faithful.

SPEAKER_00 (31:13):
Oh, that's tough.
It's kind of true.
He's single.
You don't sleep with whoever hewants.
She, you don't know what she wastelling him.
I know some people lie and saywe're separated, we're on the
rocks, we're about to separate,you know?
So I think depending on how hechooses to react and defend him,
I could I could get past it.
Could you guys?

SPEAKER_02 (31:32):
Oh, I don't know.
Because I was gonna say, youlost me at he was getting with a
married woman and he knew thatshe she had a whole family and
everything.
But then there's the side whereit's like he pursued it for two
years, like he literally wantedit so bad.
So uh I respect that a littlebit, right?
Because that's commitment,right?
That's a two-year commitment.

(31:52):
So it shows why can't these mencommit to single women?
Like, right?
But it's because they want whatthey can't have, and it's always
like that.
So that's what I would be alittle worried about.
Like, what if we got into arelationship and now he's like,
well, now I want whatever.
So now I want something else.
So I want something else thatit's dangerous and I can't have
her.
That's what my concern would be,honestly.

SPEAKER_05 (32:12):
Yeah, and also I feel like it does maybe create a
little bit of an idea in hishead because if if he now has
this idea, like, oh, women cheaton their husbands because this
woman cheated with me for twoyears, is he ever going to trust
you then?
That's true.
You know what I mean?
So it could create some othertypes of issues down the line.

SPEAKER_00 (32:33):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (32:34):
I don't know.
I don't know.
I think I think I I wouldn'tcompletely say no to dating him,
but I think I would need to likehear him out and hear like what
exactly was the nature of hermarriage.

SPEAKER_02 (32:48):
He'd have some explaining to do.
And I'd also like to know ifthat husband was loyal.
You know what I mean?
Right?

SPEAKER_05 (32:54):
Because they could have had an open marriage.

SPEAKER_02 (32:56):
Like if that guy was sleeping with other people, then
I'd be like, okay, it's a littledifferent.
But like if the guy didn't evenknow that his wife was off.
And if they had kids, likevariables.

SPEAKER_00 (33:07):
Yeah, there's a lot of questions I'd be asked.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So we're gonna discuss thisarticle which talks about what
to absolutely not do on a firstdate.
So constantly check your phone.
Have you been on a first datewhere they're constantly
checking your phones?
I'm like, why?
It's so annoying.
It's so disrespectful.
It makes me think you're notinterested in me.

SPEAKER_02 (33:23):
That, but also watching the sports on the TV.
Oh like they're just sittingthere watching it and not
talking to you, and they'relike, wait, what?
What'd you say?

SPEAKER_05 (33:30):
I mean, it depends.
If it's game seven of the WorldSeries, it's one thing.
I get that.

SPEAKER_02 (33:35):
Then I'd be watching two.

SPEAKER_00 (33:37):
And I'm like, eh.
The next one is be rude tostuff.
Deal breaker, deal breaker, dealbreaker.

SPEAKER_02 (33:42):
Absolutely not.
Or if they don't tip well.
No, that's a hundred percentdeal breaker for me.
Because I need to be a server.

SPEAKER_00 (33:47):
Like what kind of bugs you to it is if they get
the calculator out to determinewhat's you can't do 20% in your
head, guys.
It doesn't have to be.
What are you gonna say, butyou're worried that you're gonna
lose out on a couple pennies?
You're gonna tip her five centsextra.
Like, come on.
Yeah.
Get too drunk, of course.
That's happened.
It's kind of a turn-off.
I mean, I've been in a situationin my 20s where I got drunk on a

(34:07):
first set and it's mortifyingfor me because I I know how it
looks when I'm on a date and theguy's wasted.
Yeah.
It's kind of a turnoff, right?
Yeah, it is.
100%.

SPEAKER_02 (34:15):
Talk about your ex.
So many people do this.
So many people.
It's crazy.
Because now I'm like, I knowyou're not over this because you
have talked about it for thelast 20 minutes.
Right.
Why are we talking about yourex?

SPEAKER_05 (34:25):
I mean, you have to a little bit.
I think there's a fine linebetween like talking about
lessons you learned from an exand like why things went wrong.
And you can talk about like yourown personal growth, about this
is this and that.
But if it's obsession over theex, it's another thing.
Yeah.
I think it depends on thecontext with that.

SPEAKER_00 (34:45):
Talk about yourself the entire time.
We get this a lot from womenthat men, it's only men that do
this, we hear that men talkabout themselves.

SPEAKER_05 (34:52):
I think it's I think it's just because we've had a
lot of female guests on lately.
I think women do it too.
Do they?
I think they do it too.
Yeah.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (34:58):
It just depends.
Yeah.
Come on too strong.
That's a turn off.
Yeah.
Love bombers, absolutely not.

SPEAKER_02 (35:05):
For some reason, I attract love bombers, like it's
I don't understand.
Because you're an empatheticperson.

SPEAKER_05 (35:11):
Are you uh do you have empathy for people?

SPEAKER_02 (35:12):
Yeah, that's why they but they're like, Oh, I
could fall in love with youright now.
Don't say that to me.
Yeah, because I know alsothey're the first ones to turn
around and like go see otherpeople and be like and then end
it.

SPEAKER_00 (35:24):
Every time I was love bombed by a guy, it never
worked out.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Um, constantly check yourappearance.
That kind of have you seen allthose all those reality shows
where they're on a first dateand the women are like doing
their hair or have you noticedthat?
They're constantly like fixingthemselves, and it's so
annoying.

SPEAKER_02 (35:40):
Yeah, especially a guy, like one time they would
they'd go like this to see theirphone and they'd just be like in
front of me.
What are you doing?
What's happened?
Yeah.
What a turn off.
I know.
I feel like it's veryScottsdale.
So Scottsdale.

SPEAKER_05 (35:52):
I gotta make sure I don't have stuff in my teeth
though.
Yeah, that that part depends onwhat we're eating.
Okay, depends on where we are.

SPEAKER_00 (35:59):
Yep.
Show up late.
I feel like that's kind ofannoying and disrespectful.
Refuse to pay your way.
I feel like the girl shouldalways offer, right?
I always offer.

SPEAKER_05 (36:08):
I don't ever offer.

SPEAKER_02 (36:09):
I offer because the answer tells me all I need to
know.
You know what I mean?
That's kind of true.
I actually just had a daterecently and I was like, oh, we
could split it.
And he goes, No, it's fine, I'lltake the check, even though you
probably make way more than Ido.
Well, don't say yes and thenmake me feel bad.
Insecurities without telling meyour insecurities.
Right?

SPEAKER_05 (36:27):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (36:28):
I disagree.
Curse.
Whatever.
In England, we swear all thefucking time.
I swear.

SPEAKER_02 (36:33):
I swear a lot.
And I actually just got told,okay, this was like a year ago,
but I got told I wasn't Barbiegirl enough because I swore.
And I wasn't blonde.

SPEAKER_05 (36:42):
Well, I also don't want to be on a date with
someone who just like drops theF bomb every other word.
Every other word?
Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (36:48):
You know, once in a while.

SPEAKER_05 (36:49):
Because I dated this Italian guy, this loud Italian
guy, for a while, a couple yearsago.
And it was, he was so rough andgruff and everything was like,
fuck.

SPEAKER_02 (36:59):
There's a good balance.

SPEAKER_05 (37:00):
And it was that was unattractive because one, it
drew attention from everybodybecause he was so loud.

SPEAKER_02 (37:06):
Okay.

SPEAKER_05 (37:06):
And then two, he was very like vulgar with his
speech.
And I'm like, can't we just havea nice date?
Just the two of us without youknow everyone looking at us
because you are so have such apotty mouth.

SPEAKER_00 (37:20):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (37:20):
Okay, I could see that one.

SPEAKER_00 (37:22):
I think it depends.
It does depend.
Be insecure.
That's kind of a turnoff.
I've gone on dates with guys andthey they're super insecure, and
it's like uh lie or misrepresentyourself, of course.
And the last one is use a couponon the date on the first date.

SPEAKER_05 (37:36):
I've had guys do that before, and it's kind of
like wait till the second date.

SPEAKER_02 (37:40):
What kind of coupon?
Or four.
Because I'm gonna get one foryou.
There's in kind, and I respectpeople using that app.

SPEAKER_00 (37:47):
What is that app?
No.

SPEAKER_02 (37:48):
You guys should get it.
In kind?
It's called in kind, and you getlike money back on all the
restaurants in Scottsdale thatparticipates in it, but it's
like Edda, Tokamadeira, allthese nice ones, and you get a
lot of money back.

SPEAKER_01 (37:59):
It's like racketin, but for restaurants.
You should get it.
I can send you, I can send youthe thing.
Every time I send it, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 (38:05):
And now that I'm married, I use coupons all the
bloody time.
Yeah.
Even if it's like 20 cents up.
Three kids.
I need to save all the money Ican get.
Exactly.
That's hilarious.
So now we're gonna talk aboutthe celebrity cup where we
marinate in the juices of thecelebrities.
So you know Kendra Wilkinsonfrom Girls Next Door?
And you know how do you knowher?
She was one of the PlayboyBunnies that lived with Hugh
Hefner.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So she's doing real estate now.

(38:26):
What?
And she she did, I guess shestarted in 2020 and then she had
a reality show, Kendra SellsHollywood.
Must not have done that well,because I've never heard of it.

SPEAKER_05 (38:34):
Well, and I think I've heard of it.
I think during COVID.
It was, you know what I mean?
Like it was right during if itwas 2020, it was right when
COVID happened.

SPEAKER_00 (38:44):
I guess though she quit.
Because you know how realestate's up and down, and it
does take a while to but 2020, Iwould have killed to start then.

SPEAKER_02 (38:51):
You know how I all the people that I inspire.
Yeah, people were like, Yeah, Isold 40 houses on my first year.
What?
Yeah, yeah.
But it's because those interestrates were 2%.
Like that's not fair.

SPEAKER_05 (39:00):
Yes.
I think she probably thoughtthat with her connections, she
was just gonna have like aneasy.

SPEAKER_00 (39:07):
I guess she had a rough start and it took her a
while, and so she gave up, butthen she came recently came back
and she's back at it now.
Really?
And I guess she's doing doingbetter now.

SPEAKER_02 (39:16):
Do you guys know that Clayton, Clayton from The
Bachelor, is a is a realtorhere?

SPEAKER_00 (39:20):
Oh god, is he really?
I know he lives here.

SPEAKER_02 (39:22):
Now he's time to real estate.
Yeah, you should look at hisvideos.
He just dances throughout thehouse.
Have you ever met him?
Yes.

SPEAKER_05 (39:28):
Have you worked with him?
Yeah.
No, I haven't worked with him.
Oh, just met him.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (39:31):
How was he in person?
His whole personality is that hewas on The Bachelor.
Oh, really?
Yeah, I can see that.

SPEAKER_00 (39:37):
The whole personality on that.
Yes.
Have to ride his 15 minutes.

SPEAKER_05 (39:41):
Because didn't he get far?
He was the bachelor, though.
Oh, he was The Bachelor.
Okay.
I don't watch The Bachelorfranchise.
But okay, so he was TheBachelor.
Oh, so that gives him a bighead.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (39:51):
So I basically, okay, I just made a video
recently kind of adding him alittle bit, but um, he started
taking these dance classes, andnow because he's a real He's
like dancing throughout thehouse, and that's like his
thing.
Well, that's like my thing too,but I took 15 years of dance.
So there was one video wherehe's doing the Sid test, it's
like slide and Dougie, and he'sgiving the tour of the house.

(40:12):
But I did another one where itstarted with his video stitched,
and then I did it, and I waslike, Here's how you really
dance.
And it's like me flipping anddoing turns.
Good for you.
Yeah, and he commented, he'slike, Yeah, I can't compete with
that.
But but he refused to share it.
Because I I tagged him and Ialso invited him as collaborator
because he's in it.
He refused to that's funny.

SPEAKER_00 (40:34):
I think he was a little offended.
What is up with all theex-bachelor bachelorette people
being realtors?
Because I know Ari is, Claytonis, Courtney Robinson is.
I was on The Bachelor and I'm arealtor.
You were back in the day.
Like you were probably so young.
Ben Flannery.

SPEAKER_05 (40:48):
I know that.
I think it's just because thenetwork is so big.
They think they have a lot offriends and family.

SPEAKER_02 (40:54):
Well, because they get so many followers from that
too.
But that doesn't mean because hehasn't really sold many houses.
And he's been doing it for likea year and a half.
And yeah, if you look up hisrecord, like he he sold like
maybe four, I think.
That's it.

SPEAKER_05 (41:08):
Yeah, and they've said that about like the selling
sunset cast.
They don't sell houses.
If you actually, if you look attheir real estate records, they
don't actually sell that manyhouses.
There are some agents, I think.
Very few.
But yeah, most of them that areon the TV show side of it, they
don't actually sell a ton ofhouses.

SPEAKER_00 (41:27):
Well, I feel that's tough because what do they say?
One in three people has theirreal estate license.
Like everyone knows about it.
Everyone does.
It's very competitive.
Yeah, but there's so many badones.

SPEAKER_02 (41:35):
Oh my god, I would say 90% of them are terrible.
90%, yeah.
Because the the threshold to getin is not hard.
Like you take.
I think you should have acollege degree.
And I just feel like people arejust it's a free-for-all, man.
Like, people need to be moreregulated in this in this
industry.
It's ridiculous.
It's shocking how bad realestate agents are.

SPEAKER_00 (41:54):
Like they don't communicate, their grammar,
their language is poor, theydon't know the contract, they
don't fill out the contractright.

SPEAKER_02 (42:00):
And it's like literally the basics that you
would think is common sense,it's not common.
It's crazy.

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SPEAKER_02 (42:15):
Okay.
So it says, What is the oh wow.
What is the dirtiest porn you'veever Oh, sorry.
Oh wait.

SPEAKER_00 (42:23):
No, no, no, do not do it.
Some of them are too dirty, sowe put other portions in.

SPEAKER_01 (42:31):
Okay, I thought you were adding on to it.
Okay.
But you know what's like oneanswer the first one if you feel
comfortable.
I'm not answering that.
I'm not answering that.

SPEAKER_02 (42:42):
Okay, so the question is, what was the last
thing that made you cry?
It's a lot more innocent.

SPEAKER_05 (42:47):
There's so much hard.
It goes from the dirtiest pornyou've ever seen to what's the
last thing?
The last thing that made me cryis the dirtiest porn I've ever
seen, okay?
It was so bad I cried.

SPEAKER_00 (42:56):
I felt bad for the actors.

SPEAKER_02 (42:58):
Oh my gosh, I don't even know.
I honestly don't cry a lot.
No?
Yeah, because no, no mandeserves my tears on the top.

SPEAKER_01 (43:05):
Good answer.
Have you have you cried aboutsomething that's not man related
though?
I really don't cry.

SPEAKER_02 (43:12):
Like I cried watching Frankenstein, the new
Frankenstein.

SPEAKER_00 (43:15):
I don't know why.
It wasn't like it was sad.

SPEAKER_02 (43:16):
I just felt bad for the city.
It was probably like a movie,honestly.
It was probably a movie, but Ican't even think of the movie on
the top of my head.

SPEAKER_05 (43:23):
Yeah, I can't remember the last time I cried.

SPEAKER_02 (43:24):
I don't know.
I'm not a crier.

SPEAKER_05 (43:26):
I don't know.
That's how I know when I'm likethat time of the month is
coming, because I'll be watchingThe Housewives or something.
And one of them has survived themost non-aggressive type of
breast cancer or something.
Like they've literally had abiopsy and that's it.
Or something.
It's it's the most minimalhealth scare ever.

SPEAKER_00 (43:45):
And I'm like, I don't know if it's because I'm a
mother now or because I'm older,but I cry like during the most
stupid movies.
Like I was watching, have youseen the kissing booth?
I love the kissing booth.
I love it.
I was watching it with mydaughters and I was crying, and
my daughter's like, Mom, are youcrying?
Like who cries during thekissing booth?

SPEAKER_05 (44:04):
That's funny.
That is a good movie, though.
That sounds like a hallmarkmovie.

SPEAKER_00 (44:07):
It's it's actually pretty good.
It's a Jacob, what's it, Elordi?
He's in the New Frankenstein.
I love him.
He's a tall glass of water.
Six foot five.
He's originally from Dean Under,Australia.
Oh.
Do you have any other questions?
No, do you have any otherquestions?
Uh anything else you want toadd?
Any other crazy stories?

SPEAKER_02 (44:26):
Where's your favorite place for a date?
What's your ideal first date?
Oh gosh, that's so hard.
Um, I don't know.
I always just love like nicerrestaurants.
Of course, like every everygirl.
But like Global Ambassador ormaybe something like Elefante,
Moxie's, something like that.
I don't know.
Something where it's actuallygood and it's not a hole in the
wall.

SPEAKER_00 (44:46):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (44:47):
If we're actually vibing, then it's good.
Um, another one I wanted to addwas in our friend group, we
always have nicknames for guysbased on what they've done,
right?
So we have this guy namedHumping Boy.
Because on the first day, hehumped me like a dog.
And it was, he did it twice.
Why?
The first time, this was likethree months ago, by the way.

(45:10):
The first time, he just likehugged me from behind and he was
like thrusting, okay?
Like humping me.
And and we were just in publicin a parking lot.
What?
And I was like, Oh, what are youdoing?
Uh let's just go inside becausewe're going to the movie.
And he's like, What?
We're literally clothed, it'sfine line.
And I was like, This is soweird.
And then when uh we left, healso hugged me in front this

(45:34):
time and he starts humping me.
Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (45:36):
He deserves his nickname for humping man.

SPEAKER_02 (45:38):
He's like a little horny dog.
Is this the first date?
Yes.
What?
First date?
That is so.
But he was three drinks in, somaybe he was feeling it or
something.
But yeah, he was like, and hewouldn't let go either.
But yeah, rubbing his dick onme.

SPEAKER_00 (45:51):
Three drinks in.
That's it.
Can you imagine when he's likesix drinks in?
I know.

SPEAKER_05 (45:55):
Has a couple shots.
No, yeah.
So then do you change theirnames in your phone?
Like if you have their numbersaved.
Sometimes.

SPEAKER_02 (46:02):
Sometimes I do.
Like it'll be their name, andthen in parentheses, right after
it's humping man.
Yeah.
Or like this one was called FishBoy.
I don't even know why I gave himthat nickname.
But sometimes they just dosomething.
Well, and that's how it sticks.
Because my girlfriends are like,I don't know what, like, who's
Jake, who's you know, Josh.
And they're like, oh, HumpingMan?
Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (46:22):
It's easier to remember.
I was going on a date with thisguy once, and I was showing my
friend his uh Instagram profile,and she was like, Oh, he's hot.
But she was like, He looks likeyou might need a shot of
penicillin after after that.
And so his nickname was Penny,so we called him Penny.
So we like text, I'd be like,I'm going out for coffee with

(46:43):
Penny this morning.
Oh my God.

SPEAKER_02 (46:46):
Oh my gosh.
Yes.
I think I got them all out.
I wrote them down because I waslike, I can't forget.

SPEAKER_05 (46:52):
Yeah, I've had some unhinged, I've had some pretty
unhinged nicknames for guys thatI'm that I'm dating.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.

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Oh my god, I just totally gotcatfished.

SPEAKER_04 (47:21):
He looks absolutely nothing like his picture.
So I found out the guy that I'vebeen dating is married with
kids.
His wife just reached out to me.