3, 2, 1, Haiku!
Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST
Episodes
Shaboogie!
Foods that love and don’t love being eaten, Oliver will make Kayla a gluten free Curly Wurly on October 18th, and sacrificing yourself as a pillow.
Sha-bye-gie!
Ripper day to ya!
When you’re from Mordi, you’re a flutist, a tarp cannot be quiet, and there’s a maybe a meatball.
Ripper bye to ya!
Great morning!
We discuss the wonders of prawn crackers, Oliver tries to dox Kayla, and Kayla simply loves grass.
Great bye!
NO MORE RHYMES!
Kayla doesn’t want to do a traditional start, more bin chat (surprised?), and Oliver wrote a haiku about a cool thing.
I SAID: NO MORE RHYMES!
Good day!
We’re getting up there, what Kayla and Jordan do every night, and we could be lay-down-bike guys.
GOOD day!
Ready, steady, spaghetti!
Nicholas Cage had so many castles, droppin’ the leather, and short guys in our sockets.
Ready, steady, yummy!
Hi Big Boys!
How to ask for an adult burp, the people’s library but for the ocean, and Kayla only has a tiny little something for bins.
Bye Big Boys!
No glum!
Havin’ a gasbag, somebody else’s dog in the sidecar, and Oliver just wanted to do a flip.
Only chum!
Come back from the abyss!
They freeze great, it’s scary to commit when there’s pizza, and he didn’t build no chairs, stairs, or underwears.
Go back from whence you came!
Oh hi!
Kayla was actually not thinking of ducks, bread all over the floor, and a flying marsupial (iykyk.)
Now: bye!
Hey! Hey!
Oliver couldn’t make a margarita because he didn’t have margarita ingredients, fake it til you make the decision, and no-takes-backsies of condition reports.
Bye! Bye!
Everything’s new!
Bella doesn’t know where she is, Lord of the Rings - the bread and soup moment, and Bella doesn’t get theatre like we do.
Everything’s old!
Bee morning!
A bee bit Bella on the foot, fidget spinners amongst the museum bits, and the only good thing to tense all the time.
Go on a camel ride!
Green!
Oliver pushed Eidann into the ground (the strongest pushes are the worst), you’re either a carc-egg or an egg-ass, and the bits in a tote bag.
Red!
This is gonna be funny!
Everything’s lost until it’s found, fairyfloss undies on a hot day, and scout hall splinters.
That was funny!
Ahoy!
Captain Hook would be good at skiing, Oliver’s a bad google, and Kayla doesn’t care.
Bye-hoy!
FEEF!
Oliver kinda gaslights Kayla with a really cool sci-fi premise, we’ve got jabby diggies for some side stidgies, and, yeah, a Frorc.
FEEF!
Open!
It’s teeth chat, packin’ ‘n’ movin’, and Kayla can’t see the bonnet.
Close!
Hair!
Kayla may not grow hair to the butt again, mason jars are such a pain, and a ‘would you rather.’
Nair!
New week, new leek!
Are we just experiencing happiness? Will Oliver come for the sauce lobby? Does Kayla speak to or for Oliver?
New good, new bye!
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