3, 2, 1, Haiku!

3, 2, 1, Haiku!

Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST

Episodes

May 8, 2025 6 mins

Final Friday of the week!

 

What do you value in life? Dextrous feet? Which one of us is an old school sailor man?

 

PLEASE have a GREAT weekend!

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THURSNDAY ZNSUTHRDAY

 

Kayz does a terrible homage to Peter Coombe and formally apologises, pat my tum and skip on over, and we have very different footsteps.

 

S.N.U.R.Z.

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May 6, 2025 6 mins

Happy Wedessnessdayss!

We figure out that we do need to do an intro, Kayla is distracted by pizza again, and we clearly don’t understand cousins.

Chuff off!

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May 5, 2025 5 mins

Morning!

We chat little dances after a shower, it’s fun and it’s fine and it’s all fine, we’re partial to a bottom, and it’s not the crust’s fault.

Tell your mum something today. Bye!

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May 4, 2025 5 mins

This Monday morning, we are BRIMMING with confidence.

Cooking is clothes for food, we’re good at too many things, and will Kayz leave Oliver’s toes alone?

Oh. And worms. Again.

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You’re here! You made it! Wew!

We’re definitely done with accents, we chat lyrics and our first CDs (obvs), and you can’t trust a man with a bung finger.

Have a good weekend bye!

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April 30, 2025 6 mins

THURSDAY SNURZDAY. BAM.

Oliver needs to get rid of his BBQ and gets kicked off the pod, octopuses sort of slime around, and we just keep making musicals!

With love,

Us

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Howdy partner!

We flub the whole intro, the state of worms, we do the musical happening next to Javert, and Gru is the unloved one.

Thanks Stavros!

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Great morning!

Oliver tells a true story haiku, being mistaken as Kayz mother, and it’s actually easy to give Kayz goosebumps.

Much love to you and yours,

The Queen

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April 27, 2025 6 mins

GooooooodMornang!!!

This is a hot one! How to say Oliver’s name, what are photos for? Kayz is rightfully worried about Judge Judy.

GooooooodMornang!!!!!

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Amazing! This is the second episode ever of Livin’ La Vida Olivia, starring Olivia!

Who’s going to marry whom? Has Liv seen a type of horse? What do bears become?

Thanks for hangin’ out, catcha ya on the flip!

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April 24, 2025 5 mins

Last Friday of the week!

This is the musical episode, Oliver paints a picture with words, and Kayla has never been to babylon.

Happy bye day!

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April 23, 2025 4 mins

Thursday Snurzday!

We don’t do this but we do, Kayla invents a GREAT new idiom and hence drags Oliver back from the edge (with an excellent scream.)

Bye-ku!

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April 22, 2025 6 mins

IT’S A BIRTHDAY EPISODE!!!

Oliver’s got some German pep, and got a very considered present for Kayla, T-shirts are for inside, and we can’t do the tricep arm thing.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAYLA EPISODE!!!

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April 21, 2025 5 mins

Avo good morning!

At least Oliver is consistent, but not in a relationship with Poh, and words really do run away from Kayla’s mouth.

Love you mums!

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April 20, 2025 5 mins

New morning just dropped!

Oliver is cheating again.

Kayla is a genius AGAIN.

We are back AGAIN for more of your favourite conversations and haikus.

 ILY

Refs: Doors, witches, ASMR

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April 17, 2025 6 mins

Happy 50 baby!!!

We don’t know any 50 year olds, we do know the best sound for a plant, and it’s a very sing-y one this one.

HAPPY FIF-TY!!!

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April 16, 2025 6 mins

It will FOREVER be Thursday Snurzday!

Oliver is hurt by empty words, we feel weak in the middle of sentences, and Kayla finally (!) becomes self-aware.

Buh-bye!

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April 15, 2025 6 mins

Morn’!

We have a lot of feelings all at once, we are but one drop in the lake of humanity, Kayla ruins Oliver’s poem and tells it how it is.

Be free!

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April 14, 2025 5 mins

Now is this morning!

Honestly, there’s a certain energy to this one and we don’t exactly know why or how.

Oliver was in Kayla’s dream last night. And Kayla has a disease/gift.

Bye! Love you!

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