3, 2, 1, Haiku!

3, 2, 1, Haiku!

Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST

Episodes

January 22, 2026 6 mins

Friyay!

 

You won’t BELIEVE how Harry dies in the books, the shortest amount of time for a holiday, and if Oliver had four more legs he would be an insect.

 

Friyayyyyy!!!

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Let’s git!

 

We establish our drag king names, Oliver thinks Kayla could be a public grunter, and we don’t know what kind of drama 24 is.

 

Git gud!

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January 20, 2026 7 mins

Midweek Blues (Clues)!

 

You could play, play, play, the boring teachings of Joseph Plank, and ADHD Sid was a really creative kid.

 

Midweek bye!

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January 19, 2026 6 mins

Hullo!

 

Down the wrong tube, the stink is deeper than you know, and imagine a pig sprinting through the rain.

 

Bye-bye!

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January 18, 2026 6 mins

HNY!

 

The Flash is kinda creepy, pre-oiled and befurred cats, and (of course) Horse Jesus.

 

We actually love you quite a decent amount!

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December 11, 2025 8 mins

FINAL EPISODE OF THE YEAR!!!

 

The acronym of H.A.I.K.U., Kayla’s new dart/book system, and Christmas comes around every time it comes around.

 

FINAL EPISODE DONE!!!

P.S. we love you all thanks for a wonderful year!

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December 10, 2025 6 mins

Good morning, neighbour!

 

219 in the style of Sweet Caroline, Oliver’s fun investment advice, and becoming bitter angry people.

 

Goodbye, neighbour!

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December 9, 2025 6 mins

hI!

 

Oliver’s phone is slowly becoming sentient, vermicelli noodles are a particular challenge, and can you grow a green scarf?

 

bYE!

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December 7, 2025 6 mins

‘Tis merry!

 

Kayla’s special pud, you can’t go wrong with lasagne, and death by hockey puck mango pip.

 

Merry ‘tis!

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December 5, 2025 7 mins

Cooking time!

 

Kayla is flames & lasers, Oliver is boy & frill, a Ferrari, and Amelia Airfinger.

 

Eating time!

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December 3, 2025 8 mins

Very good morning!

 

The magic of a true yes and, Jordan threw the glass, and border security understands 8kg of mayo.

 

And very good morning to you!

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December 2, 2025 6 mins

Ain’t that cool?

 

WRAP IT UP! HEIGHT ORDER?! drool drooL droOL drOOL dROOL DROOL!!!

 

Ain’t that COOL???

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December 1, 2025 6 mins

Good morrow!

 

Kayla knows how to describe smell, all questionnaires are difficult, and what would make an aunt so giddy?

 

Bye morrow!

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November 30, 2025 6 mins

Hello again!

 

If it has a drawstring it’s a bag, Kayla would like Skyrim, and questions for emus.

 

Bye again!

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November 27, 2025 7 mins

Hi!

 

We list things that are in things, no thigh friction please, and the new Goog.

 

Bye!

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November 26, 2025 7 mins

Two more to go!

 

Different types of parents, the meal is ingredients, and the idiom of an elephant graveyard.

 

One more to go!

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November 25, 2025 7 mins

Alright!

 

Me is spoilt for cheese, slimy running ears (but earphone stick), and Oliver danced in an extra special way because of Viggo Venn.

 

Goodnight!

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November 24, 2025 6 mins

Kevin ‘07!

 

It will be easy 20 sneezy, Oliver swung and completely missed, and making eye contact with the thought.

 

Heaven ‘07!

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November 23, 2025 6 mins

Tall!

 

Jordan is tall in spirit (but not max), it’s a WWOD (What Would Oliver Do?) episode, and we name everything that is a jibbit already.

 

Short!

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November 22, 2025 6 mins

He he lo lo!

 

You’ll never guess Oliver’s middle name, like a whip in the night, and quick snart.

 

Good good bye bye!

 

APOLOGIES for the late upload! Oliver was wrestling with timezones. It was a timezone wrestle.

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