3, 2, 1, Haiku!

3, 2, 1, Haiku!

Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST

Episodes

October 21, 2025 7 mins

‘Sup?

 

Wer rercerdern, Kayla is slower than Michael Phelps (even wearing flippers!), and you are perfect the way you are!

 

(We’re what is up…)

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Help… I mean hello!

 

Oliver gives Kayla a gift, the dreams of a dishwasher, and Oliver loves freaking out in the ocean.

 

Thanks for sticking ‘round. Much love xx

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October 19, 2025 6 mins

High? How high?

 

Kayla is okay with big mountain, the difference between biscuits and cookies, and lethal droppings.

 

Low! So low!!!

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October 18, 2025 5 mins

FRIDAY.

 

I traded my horse at the hall, becoming a L’artist is unpracticeable, and Oliver doesn’t have a candle opinion.

 

FRIDAY!

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October 15, 2025 6 mins

Be-un-gone!

 

Oliver is maybe ridin’ solo, the holes and there’s pits (and sockets), and shut up guy in the sky!

 

Begone!

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October 14, 2025 6 mins

Hi box!

 

What’s a DI box, Bella is an absolute trash turd, and situations in which to yell SLANDER!

 

Bye box!

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October 13, 2025 7 mins

Hello again!

 

Kayla judges and Oliver celebrates, actual noodles are noodles, and we’re mad about bird of a year.

 

Farewell again!

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October 12, 2025 6 mins

Sing that again!

 

It’s the Oliver C and Little Kayz pod, Kayla is obsessed with Richard Splett, and we miss you dearly.

 

Sing that AGAIN!!!

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October 9, 2025 6 mins

Shaboogie!

 

Foods that love and don’t love being eaten, Oliver will make Kayla a gluten free Curly Wurly on October 18th, and sacrificing yourself as a pillow.

 

Sha-bye-gie!

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October 8, 2025 6 mins

Ripper day to ya!

 

When you’re from Mordi, you’re a flutist, a tarp cannot be quiet, and there’s a maybe a meatball.

 

Ripper bye to ya!

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October 7, 2025 5 mins

Great morning!

 

We discuss the wonders of prawn crackers, Oliver tries to dox Kayla, and Kayla simply loves grass.

 

Great bye!

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October 6, 2025 6 mins

NO MORE RHYMES!

 

Kayla doesn’t want to do a traditional start, more bin chat (surprised?), and Oliver wrote a haiku about a cool thing.

 

I SAID: NO MORE RHYMES!

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October 5, 2025 6 mins

Good day!

 

We’re getting up there, what Kayla and Jordan do every night, and we could be lay-down-bike guys.

 

GOOD day!

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October 2, 2025 6 mins

Ready, steady, spaghetti!

 

Nicholas Cage had so many castles, droppin’ the leather, and short guys in our sockets.

 

Ready, steady, yummy!

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October 1, 2025 5 mins

Hi Big Boys!

 

How to ask for an adult burp, the people’s library but for the ocean, and Kayla only has a tiny little something for bins.

 

Bye Big Boys!

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September 30, 2025 6 mins

No glum!

 

Havin’ a gasbag, somebody else’s dog in the sidecar, and Oliver just wanted to do a flip.

 

Only chum!

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September 29, 2025 5 mins

Come back from the abyss!

 

They freeze great, it’s scary to commit when there’s pizza, and he didn’t build no chairs, stairs, or underwears.

 

Go back from whence you came!

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September 28, 2025 6 mins

Oh hi!

 

Kayla was actually not thinking of ducks, bread all over the floor, and a flying marsupial (iykyk.)

 

Now: bye!

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September 25, 2025 6 mins

Hey! Hey!

 

Oliver couldn’t make a margarita because he didn’t have margarita ingredients, fake it til you make the decision, and no-takes-backsies of condition reports.

 

Bye! Bye!

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September 24, 2025 6 mins

Everything’s new!

 

Bella doesn’t know where she is, Lord of the Rings - the bread and soup moment, and Bella doesn’t get theatre like we do.

 

Everything’s old!

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