3, 2, 1, Haiku!

3, 2, 1, Haiku!

Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST

Episodes

November 19, 2025 5 mins

Rhyme with us!

 

Oliver does every rhyme, Kayla is one of those “working stuff out” types, and a pre-bogged Ha'te'ta'tet Crump.

 

Rhyme hole!

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Yes. It’s Wednesday.

 

How to solve the Maria problem, dogs don’t have that particular dog in them, and orange unhappiness.

 

Yes. Still Wednesday.

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November 17, 2025 5 mins

Hiya!

 

Kayla is not quick at acronyms, Oliver is too busy to find a door, and Kayla has a great gibbon fact.

 

Biya!

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November 16, 2025 5 mins

It’s time!

 

Oliver’s easy mentality, we know what side to walk on, and “I think Coca Cola’s better than a cold crisp app.”

 

Time’s gone, bye!

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November 13, 2025 17 mins

Happy Happy 200!

Oh my days, what a PACKED episode we have for you.

So many topics covered, so many questions answered and so many answers leading to more questions. Are we surprised? No!

 

Thank you all for tuning into  200 eppies. We adore you ever so much.

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November 12, 2025 7 mins

MAGIC!

 

Kayla did the work, car crashes would be delightful, and birds have hard bits in them (but nobody knows that shuddup.)

 

MAGIC!!!!!!

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November 11, 2025 5 mins

Chip chop!

 

The eve is always more exciting, just the look of a Mynah, and Oliver’s safe space chair (implied.)

 

Chop chip!

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November 10, 2025 6 mins

Is it Wednesday?

 

Socks, hats and trucks are cars, but Oliver needs more time to hash this stuff out. Kayz gets some wisdom from Achilles.

 

It is Tuesday!

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November 9, 2025 5 mins

We’re in!

 

We think a bandicoot looks like a fox, the fandangle is acting like it’s a bottomless pit, and Oliver got shower shamed.

 

We’re on!

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November 6, 2025 5 mins

Good egg?

 

Welcome to the radio, bouldering and scuba are equivalent, and a Blink-182 Christmas album.

 

Good egg!

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November 5, 2025 6 mins

No fuss!

 

Kayla is a sleep fusser, The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride, and everything is a hammock.

 

I said NO fuss!!!

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November 4, 2025 6 mins

Dodge this!

 

Give us drinks as cold as poss, we’re gonna be MarGALritas, and Kayla reveals the insect that looks like the Titanic.

 

Dodge that!

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November 3, 2025 7 mins

Hi today!

 

Time will tell (about siblings), a Smörgåsbord of suggestions (we are the wing defence), and a lot of ponks, donks, dinks, AND donks.

 

Bye today!

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November 2, 2025 6 mins

G’morn!

 

Sip on a crank, the Hamill Asic Discount, and we’re very careful guys… sort of.

 

G’bye!

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October 30, 2025 6 mins

Prices are down!

 

Who’s that blonde guy? How do we crunch the numbers in our dreams? Wanna know everything about Homer of Simpson?

 

And staying down!

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October 29, 2025 7 mins

Get hyped for Snurzday!

 

A W-ell-f-are check for Santa, fully carpeted somersault, and the material science of havin’ a sip.

 

Hype hype hooray!

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October 28, 2025 6 mins

Relax!

 

We’re lounging (Bella on the floor with batteries), we are undelighted by impromptu phone conversations, and the legs are too ooky spooky.

 

Chill out!

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October 27, 2025 6 mins

Special special!

 

It’s gonna be a Shenanigan Twain, Oliver and Roman Mars think Kayla should be kicked out, and Kayla doesn’t understand the journey of a blueberry.

 

Special as!!!

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October 26, 2025 7 mins

Hello you!

 

Good improvised musicals, which Bob’s Burger’s characters Kayz connects with, and Oliver doesn’t trust tall people.

 

Bye you!

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October 23, 2025 6 mins

Tsk tsk tsk!

 

To tusk and be Tuscan, Gareth the shed goblin, and Kayla gets excited (and needs to be tethered.)

 

You’ve done well.

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