3, 2, 1, Haiku!

3, 2, 1, Haiku!

Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST

Episodes

December 9, 2025 6 mins

hI!

 

Oliver’s phone is slowly becoming sentient, vermicelli noodles are a particular challenge, and can you grow a green scarf?

 

bYE!

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‘Tis merry!

 

Kayla’s special pud, you can’t go wrong with lasagne, and death by hockey puck mango pip.

 

Merry ‘tis!

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December 5, 2025 7 mins

Cooking time!

 

Kayla is flames & lasers, Oliver is boy & frill, a Ferrari, and Amelia Airfinger.

 

Eating time!

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December 3, 2025 8 mins

Very good morning!

 

The magic of a true yes and, Jordan threw the glass, and border security understands 8kg of mayo.

 

And very good morning to you!

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December 2, 2025 6 mins

Ain’t that cool?

 

WRAP IT UP! HEIGHT ORDER?! drool drooL droOL drOOL dROOL DROOL!!!

 

Ain’t that COOL???

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December 1, 2025 6 mins

Good morrow!

 

Kayla knows how to describe smell, all questionnaires are difficult, and what would make an aunt so giddy?

 

Bye morrow!

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November 30, 2025 6 mins

Hello again!

 

If it has a drawstring it’s a bag, Kayla would like Skyrim, and questions for emus.

 

Bye again!

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November 27, 2025 7 mins

Hi!

 

We list things that are in things, no thigh friction please, and the new Goog.

 

Bye!

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November 26, 2025 7 mins

Two more to go!

 

Different types of parents, the meal is ingredients, and the idiom of an elephant graveyard.

 

One more to go!

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November 25, 2025 7 mins

Alright!

 

Me is spoilt for cheese, slimy running ears (but earphone stick), and Oliver danced in an extra special way because of Viggo Venn.

 

Goodnight!

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November 24, 2025 6 mins

Kevin ‘07!

 

It will be easy 20 sneezy, Oliver swung and completely missed, and making eye contact with the thought.

 

Heaven ‘07!

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November 23, 2025 6 mins

Tall!

 

Jordan is tall in spirit (but not max), it’s a WWOD (What Would Oliver Do?) episode, and we name everything that is a jibbit already.

 

Short!

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November 22, 2025 6 mins

He he lo lo!

 

You’ll never guess Oliver’s middle name, like a whip in the night, and quick snart.

 

Good good bye bye!

 

APOLOGIES for the late upload! Oliver was wrestling with timezones. It was a timezone wrestle.

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November 19, 2025 5 mins

Rhyme with us!

 

Oliver does every rhyme, Kayla is one of those “working stuff out” types, and a pre-bogged Ha'te'ta'tet Crump.

 

Rhyme hole!

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November 18, 2025 5 mins

Yes. It’s Wednesday.

 

How to solve the Maria problem, dogs don’t have that particular dog in them, and orange unhappiness.

 

Yes. Still Wednesday.

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November 17, 2025 5 mins

Hiya!

 

Kayla is not quick at acronyms, Oliver is too busy to find a door, and Kayla has a great gibbon fact.

 

Biya!

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November 16, 2025 5 mins

It’s time!

 

Oliver’s easy mentality, we know what side to walk on, and “I think Coca Cola’s better than a cold crisp app.”

 

Time’s gone, bye!

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November 13, 2025 17 mins

Happy Happy 200!

Oh my days, what a PACKED episode we have for you.

So many topics covered, so many questions answered and so many answers leading to more questions. Are we surprised? No!

 

Thank you all for tuning into  200 eppies. We adore you ever so much.

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November 12, 2025 7 mins

MAGIC!

 

Kayla did the work, car crashes would be delightful, and birds have hard bits in them (but nobody knows that shuddup.)

 

MAGIC!!!!!!

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November 11, 2025 5 mins

Chip chop!

 

The eve is always more exciting, just the look of a Mynah, and Oliver’s safe space chair (implied.)

 

Chop chip!

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