3, 2, 1, Haiku!
Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST
Episodes
Fri-g’day!
We can definitely harmonise, Kayla didn’t do a tree pun on purpose, and cravat is owl behaviour (need this even be said?!)
Fri-bye!
Heyooooo!
Do you know the power of speech? How does Oliver wake? And does Kayla know Janis Joplin?
Byeooooo!
Yep!
Oliver’s cool haiku ideas, Oliver’s in a music rut but doesn’t know how to fix it, and you won’t believe what Kayz is obsessed with. (This is mostly an Oliver themed episode btw.)
Nup!
… hi!
Jordan punched a lily, a perfect use for Christmas Kingdom during the rest of the year, and Poseidon was the OG horse girl.
… bye!
Newweeknewweeknewweek!!!
This one might be a loud one because of Bella, the famous idiom: “two stones, one bird”, and no one wants to have a pasta dinner with Kayla. EVER.
Stillnewweekstillnewweekstillnewweek!!!
PS. for no apparent reason we’re pretty loose this week. You’re welcome?
Ciao!
Oliver’s a Fact Man, a junior corn, and we already find words hard enough without the same word meaning the opposite thing! Seriously! C’mon!! Who’s in charge of this nonsense?!
Ciao!
Hellogoodmorninghi
Why do we do maths? Why is Oliver so obsessed with Kayz this week? Why potato, why?!
And the sound of a tiny ambulance running into a bean bag.
Goodbyegoodmorningbye
Hippopotamus!
We try to imagine what it would be like if our parents' giraffe-d us, we love and want to hold little ringy tailys, and what Kayla is.
Byeppopotamus!
Hi everyone!
A group of Coco Pines are talking about Kayla, the pranks uncle, and solidarity with the people who are at work and don’t want to be at work.
Bye everyone!
Well hi, good morning!
Don’t get Kayla started on barstools, one special mushroom, and Kayla is a dog (in a good way.)
Well bye, good day!
Friyay!
You won’t BELIEVE how Harry dies in the books, the shortest amount of time for a holiday, and if Oliver had four more legs he would be an insect.
Friyayyyyy!!!
Let’s git!
We establish our drag king names, Oliver thinks Kayla could be a public grunter, and we don’t know what kind of drama 24 is.
Git gud!
Midweek Blues (Clues)!
You could play, play, play, the boring teachings of Joseph Plank, and ADHD Sid was a really creative kid.
Midweek bye!
Hullo!
Down the wrong tube, the stink is deeper than you know, and imagine a pig sprinting through the rain.
Bye-bye!
HNY!
The Flash is kinda creepy, pre-oiled and befurred cats, and (of course) Horse Jesus.
We actually love you quite a decent amount!
FINAL EPISODE OF THE YEAR!!!
The acronym of H.A.I.K.U., Kayla’s new dart/book system, and Christmas comes around every time it comes around.
FINAL EPISODE DONE!!!
P.S. we love you all thanks for a wonderful year!
Good morning, neighbour!
219 in the style of Sweet Caroline, Oliver’s fun investment advice, and becoming bitter angry people.
Goodbye, neighbour!
hI!
Oliver’s phone is slowly becoming sentient, vermicelli noodles are a particular challenge, and can you grow a green scarf?
bYE!
‘Tis merry!
Kayla’s special pud, you can’t go wrong with lasagne, and death by hockey puck mango pip.
Merry ‘tis!
Cooking time!
Kayla is flames & lasers, Oliver is boy & frill, a Ferrari, and Amelia Airfinger.
Eating time!
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