3, 2, 1, Haiku!

3, 2, 1, Haiku!

Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST

Episodes

August 18, 2025 6 mins

It is a doozy!

 

Oliver wants a special pen, haikus have personality, and “273 me lord!”

 

It was a doozy!

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We’re… BACK!!!

 

Oliver will be urn-buried, after sleep headaches are just plain rude, and sometimes footnotes are longer than haikus.

 

We’re… GONE!!!

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August 14, 2025 5 mins

G’(Fri)day!

 

Bella is a good girl… at improv, Oliver got apple smacked, and Kayla ate KFC instead of tuck shop.

 

Happy time, happy place!

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August 13, 2025 6 mins

One-three-four: kick on my door!

 

Where did Harold Holt go? A quick-change poo, and Kayla doesn’t remember what is currently being said… great for a pod.

 

Goop!

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August 12, 2025 6 mins

Welcome to the start of the middle of the week!

 

By happenchance and happenstance dogs are good at improv, measuring in mums, and counting the gaps. 

 

Goodbye from the start of the middle of the week!

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August 11, 2025 6 mins

Hello and welcome to this Tuesday.

 

Improv is hard, ya gotta dig ya nails in, and Kayla feels trapped by Oliver’s haiku.

 

Goodbye from this Tuesday.

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August 10, 2025 6 mins

We’re IN!

 

We’re talking Martian law, dugongs might mess around with a spork, and hindsight for the future (not foresight).

 

We’re OUT!

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August 7, 2025 6 mins

Happy Ryeday!

 

Kayla could be a one-banger name, we are always aware who is listening, and Oliver is a skin bag and a brain puddle. 

 

Oh, we’re sick boiz.

 

See you until Kingdom come!

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August 6, 2025 7 mins

*Siiiiiiiiiiigh* HELLO!

 

Kayla is really skilled and predictable, do dogs eat Zucchini, and Oliver slowly forgets to think.

 

*Wheeeeeeeze* GOODBYE!

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August 5, 2025 7 mins

H.i.

 

This is going to be a good one, we do a flashback, Kayla was a braver man that day, and most men look like thumbs.

 

B.y.e.

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August 4, 2025 6 mins

It’s a Tuesday Scat-Off!

 

John Cena must have influence in the big community, check that out you science minded folk, and we’re playing by magpie’s rules.

 

Scattity boop bap bye-bye!

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August 3, 2025 6 mins

New week, new meek!

 

You have to be a mature teen, a flasher and a peeper are different, and John Cena knows his audience.

 

Go throw a spoon!

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July 31, 2025 5 mins

Morning of the day!

 

Something else in the rain, thousands of spiders, and friends with a house.

 

End of the morning of the day!

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July 30, 2025 6 mins

Hi to you!

You have to be an old man to do the Winnie The Pooh voice, no one is embarrassed as we are, and P&P chat.

Maybe some snow will slough off you today. Bye snurz boys!

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July 29, 2025 5 mins

1, 2, 3, good morning!

 

This episode is in the ear of the pod-holder, Kayla “bewittles” Oliver’s haiku, and Kayla needs a field shaper.

 

1, 2, 3, goodbye!

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July 28, 2025 5 mins

Guten morg!

 

Kayla is backed up, Oliver has been eating acid rain, and our nemesis Wet Air.

 

Auf Wied!

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July 27, 2025 7 mins

It’s juice time!

 

We’re both sick, the Triple J top Aussie songs, and you know what I mean!

 

Juice time out!

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July 24, 2025 6 mins

Bless these knees! It’s Friday!

 

Where does mad people energy go, something is happening and we’re here for it, and we’ll yeet ya.

 

Happy weekend start!

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ARISE THURZ HEADZ!!

 

Sauces, stubbages, body bit acquaintage, shrinkage, shrink ray etymology, and the eye of the venn diagram.

 

GO NOW SNURZOS!!!

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July 22, 2025 6 mins

G’morn!

 

We’ve done so many haikus, Kayla isn’t aware of body parts, and Bella is having a nightmare.

 

G’bye!

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