3, 2, 1, Haiku!

Hallo!

Sometimes words go from sound to profound, Kayla is on Cloud 27 when the book is in the bag, and why is the shrimp chancellor bonko?

Ballo (bye)!

Bonjour!

“Kayla, think of a clever thing,” prawn works the muscles in an unlikeable way, and the jury of Kayla’s smartness.

EXTRA: great dog sounds in this courtesy of Bella

Bye-njour!

Welcome!

Oliver has a Mexican bowl problem, the truth of so many haikus and so little time, and we have never mentioned Shrimp Lady.

Thanks for stopping… bye!

Good hello!

I will not go and lick toes, Kayla would like to play more chess but doesn’t know the strategies, and having a time of my life.

Good bye!

Hi over here! Hi!

We need to take back the knight to his mother, another classic hypothetical, and the air got on the blood.

Rack off alright!?

TREE.

Biiiiig tree chat, Oliver has never died in a dream, and Kaylamington and Oliverandah "Big Benjamin" Cowen.

BIG TREE.

Hi again!

Everything Oliver says is relatable, Kayla didn’t know the difference between a slippery dip and a slip ‘n’ slide but now knows, and Oliver always gets picked because he’s interesting.

Bye again!

Hi phone!

You won’t believe what a burp to begin means, this one is saying a lot about Kayla, and we sometimes have an okay time in life. Don’t forget about it!

Bye phone!

Heyo!

We are a fantastic hold music machine, a great drag queen name (with a ‘tude of piss on the whisk), and the way that Steven Bradbury looked.

Byeo!

C’mon down!

Kayla has different hours in the day, Kayla is a human rat terrier, and a book recommendation.

Get on up!

Goooooood morning!

All signs lead to werewolf, types of serving (and specifically the type that you don’t want), and Tripping Goblin.

Also thanks to whoever sent us an Easter card. That was a lie! Yay!!!

Goooooood!

Hip hip!

Welcome to Team Company, Kayz helps Oliver go on a euphoric journey, and all the movies that the pug from Men In Black is in.

Hooray!

Hi!

Kayla woke up with an un-experienced hollowness, babies should always be born angry, and we don’t know where to go from here (the mind meld conundrum.)

Hi! I mean: bye!

Fri-g’day!

We can definitely harmonise, Kayla didn’t do a tree pun on purpose, and cravat is owl behaviour (need this even be said?!)

Fri-bye!

Heyooooo!

Do you know the power of speech? How does Oliver wake? And does Kayla know Janis Joplin?

Byeooooo!

Yep!

Oliver’s cool haiku ideas, Oliver’s in a music rut but doesn’t know how to fix it, and you won’t believe what Kayz is obsessed with. (This is mostly an Oliver themed episode btw.)

Nup!

… hi!

Jordan punched a lily, a perfect use for Christmas Kingdom during the rest of the year, and Poseidon was the OG horse girl.

… bye!

Newweeknewweeknewweek!!!

This one might be a loud one because of Bella, the famous idiom: “two stones, one bird”, and no one wants to have a pasta dinner with Kayla. EVER.

Stillnewweekstillnewweekstillnewweek!!!

PS. for no apparent reason we’re pretty loose this week. You’re welcome?

Ciao!

Oliver’s a Fact Man, a junior corn, and we already find words hard enough without the same word meaning the opposite thing! Seriously! C’mon!! Who’s in charge of this nonsense?!

Ciao!