3, 2, 1, Haiku!
Good morning! Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat. Episodes released every weekday at 7:30am AEDST
Episodes
Ciao!
Oliver’s a Fact Man, a junior corn, and we already find words hard enough without the same word meaning the opposite thing! Seriously! C’mon!! Who’s in charge of this nonsense?!
Ciao!
Hellogoodmorninghi
Why do we do maths? Why is Oliver so obsessed with Kayz this week? Why potato, why?!
And the sound of a tiny ambulance running into a bean bag.
Goodbyegoodmorningbye
Hippopotamus!
We try to imagine what it would be like if our parents' giraffe-d us, we love and want to hold little ringy tailys, and what Kayla is.
Byeppopotamus!
Hi everyone!
A group of Coco Pines are talking about Kayla, the pranks uncle, and solidarity with the people who are at work and don’t want to be at work.
Bye everyone!
Well hi, good morning!
Don’t get Kayla started on barstools, one special mushroom, and Kayla is a dog (in a good way.)
Well bye, good day!
Friyay!
You won’t BELIEVE how Harry dies in the books, the shortest amount of time for a holiday, and if Oliver had four more legs he would be an insect.
Friyayyyyy!!!
Let’s git!
We establish our drag king names, Oliver thinks Kayla could be a public grunter, and we don’t know what kind of drama 24 is.
Git gud!
Midweek Blues (Clues)!
You could play, play, play, the boring teachings of Joseph Plank, and ADHD Sid was a really creative kid.
Midweek bye!
Hullo!
Down the wrong tube, the stink is deeper than you know, and imagine a pig sprinting through the rain.
Bye-bye!
HNY!
The Flash is kinda creepy, pre-oiled and befurred cats, and (of course) Horse Jesus.
We actually love you quite a decent amount!
FINAL EPISODE OF THE YEAR!!!
The acronym of H.A.I.K.U., Kayla’s new dart/book system, and Christmas comes around every time it comes around.
FINAL EPISODE DONE!!!
P.S. we love you all thanks for a wonderful year!
Good morning, neighbour!
219 in the style of Sweet Caroline, Oliver’s fun investment advice, and becoming bitter angry people.
Goodbye, neighbour!
hI!
Oliver’s phone is slowly becoming sentient, vermicelli noodles are a particular challenge, and can you grow a green scarf?
bYE!
‘Tis merry!
Kayla’s special pud, you can’t go wrong with lasagne, and death by hockey puck mango pip.
Merry ‘tis!
Cooking time!
Kayla is flames & lasers, Oliver is boy & frill, a Ferrari, and Amelia Airfinger.
Eating time!
Very good morning!
The magic of a true yes and, Jordan threw the glass, and border security understands 8kg of mayo.
And very good morning to you!
Ain’t that cool?
WRAP IT UP! HEIGHT ORDER?! drool drooL droOL drOOL dROOL DROOL!!!
Ain’t that COOL???
Good morrow!
Kayla knows how to describe smell, all questionnaires are difficult, and what would make an aunt so giddy?
Bye morrow!
Hello again!
If it has a drawstring it’s a bag, Kayla would like Skyrim, and questions for emus.
Bye again!
Hi!
We list things that are in things, no thigh friction please, and the new Goog.
Bye!
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