Ashley and Ann Party of Two

Ashley and Ann get their first "sponsorship" and tell the stories of their most recent vacation....and yes there are bears and lost items on a mountain in this episode.

A Reunion, a Psychic, and a Protest walk in the bar... actually only one of these involves a bar. We have had a wild June, and it's just beginning. Ann had her 20 year high school reunion, Ashley gets a call from a psychic, and Ann is never shy to the drama of a small town protest. Oh, did we mention vacation? Catch our IG stories for Ashley living her WORST life this week in nature.

In celebration of Father's Day weekend, we share funny stories about life with our dads. Somehow we go into a rabbit hole of animal attacks, golf disasters, and husbands matching their fathers' in law. Let's just say we gave our dad's a run for their money, but maybe they gave us one too??

Why does everything get packed into May? We talked about Ashley going to an Indy 500 influencer event and a special 40th birthday party. We derail and end up talking about baseball, boating, and an Amazon driver mishap. Also, if you have any cool free events, invite Ann she is jealous.

LIVE from the Indy 500 party, Ashley and Ann bring Amy and Amber over to talk about siblings stories. Amy is Ann's sister and Amber is the girl that got hit by a car. We didn't edit anything, so good luck.

OK Actually, we went back and edited it...we couldn't handle it.

What can be more Indiana than beer, cookouts, camping in people's yards, and hours of racing in the heat? Ashley and Ann invite Justin and Justin to share their favorite Indy 500 memories while Ann reminds everyone about the not so pleasant parts of race weekend. 

Do love drama or do you love thought of drama? Life can be full of drama just going to the bathroom, running behind the curtains on stage, a bird being killed on your basketball goal. The amount of drama is limitless when your name is Ashley or Ann.

What doesn't kill you, gives you anxiety. Isn't that the phrase? Ashley and Ann cover a multitude of dangers they faced in the 90's that included kidnapping, the Coast Guard, electrocution, nails, and burns. Oh, and Ashley shows Ann her butt, errr...her scar. Then they both fight about the coin whether it's called "50 cent piece" or "half dollar". Chaos as usual.

Have you ever taken a school trip and they let you loose in Washington D.C.? Well, Ann has, and she considers it her origin story for learning about protests. Ashley and Ann share details of their trips to Washington D.C., mostly chaotic, of course. They also discuss their most recent trip downtown to their first protest together. What could go wrong?

Everyone has that one friend that is a magnet for chaos. This friend in today's episode is Aimee. She has slept through a fake intruder and tells the stories of how she has been held up in a bank....THREE different times. Oh, she also saved some guy's life at a hotel bar. Needless to say, she's fun to have around.

Ashley does her first crack at true crime with the infamous Idaho college murders in 2022. Ashley and Ann discuss different theories and reasonings behind social media's comments during the case. Hopefully justice will prevail.

A limited time episode, we finally bring the party to Justin's birthday because nothing says we love you than a good roast. We had to practically edit the whole thing, but if it had a warning it would be strong language and "Poor Justin."

What can make even Ann and Ashley blush? Well, listen and find out. We discuss some of our more cringe moments for us and for the other people that have to encounter us. Justin stories get thrown into the mix and we learn a lot of life lessons through these stories.

We are taking a week off for our kids' spring break, but enjoy a short episode of our behind-the-scenes bloopers as we try to test our mics, mess up technology, and argue about where our guests are supposed to be sitting.

See you next week!

We spiral through a whirlwind of stories while eating ranch mac and cheese. The stories range from spring break heartbreak to walking in on your boyfriend cheating on you. Also, Ashley sneaks in one of the grossest stories you will hear. Listening discretion is advised.

Pioneers, trailblazers, explorers...that's the life of millennials. Listen as we recap navigating the wild west of the internet in the early 2000's. AOL instant messenger? Yep! Chat rooms? Oh, yea. Catfishing your sister? We did it.

Lots of lessons we learned at a young age, and also a lot of terrible images burned into our brains. Take a shot back in time to early days of the internet!

The infamous Bryant is our guest on this episode and he gives meaning to the phrase "addicted to fun." He shares some true country boy shit that includes fishing, john boats, a party bus, and abandoning your friends. Tune in for a wild ride.

Back by popular demand.... We have more stories our moms didn't know. Ann travels to Hawaii as teenager and gets a tour of "the back streets" by two locals, and Ashley learns what really happens when Girls Gone Wild tries to recruit college girls during Spring Break.

It was a wild weekend of being old pretending to be young again. We traveled back to our high school for a fundraiser at a basketball game, Ashley entered a contest that she soon regretted, and we remembered that we were way too old to be living like we are 18 again. We drop some random stories about foreign exchange students and Uber rides along the way. We hope our delay was worth the wait.