Bards of the Badlands

Bards of the Badlands

We are a bi-weekly, horror, actual play podcast focusing on the Call of Cthulhu and Dungeons and Dragons systems. Our scenarios range from time tested classics by well known scribes of the unknown to never before revealed fables of our own horrifying design. We, your humble bards, wish to regale you with tales of eldritch abominations and sinister madmen all the while, in our own lives, offering sacrifices to satiate the most terrifying creatures imaginable.... our wives and children. So sit back, relax, tighten up your straight jackets, and let us take you down the spiraling descent into madness.

Episodes

July 3, 2025 45 mins

A pair of sales associates have called in sick to work on a Monday to avoid a meeting with a "productivity coach". When they return to work the following day they quickly realize that everyday feels like a Monday in THIS office...

 

A Call of Cthulhu 7th Edition scenario written by Evan Hubbard

 

For more information and to contact us, visit us at www.bardsofthebadlands.podbean.com 

 

CONTENT WARNING: This podcast contains strong l...

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Charlie and Doug, a pair of salespeople, have decided to skip work on Monday and avoid a pointless productivity meeting. They return the following day only to find that, in this office, EVERYDAY feels like a Monday for some reason...

 

A Call of Cthulhu 7th edition scenario by Evan Hubbard

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In the action packed finale, our adventurers try deperately to find a way back to their own reality before being fully consumed by Carcosa. They will need to make some quick and tough choices before it is too late...

 

A Call of Cthulhu 7th edition scenario from the Fears Sharp Little Needles Collection written by Oscar Rios.

 

For more information and to contact us, visit us at www.bardsofthebadlands.podbean.com 

 

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June 11, 2025 1 min

In mind bending finale, our investigators scramble to find a way home before they are consumed by the abhorrent place in which they find themselves. Will they find an answer or become permanent denizens of this twisted, alternate dimension?

 

A Call of Cthulhu 7th edition scenario by Oscar Rios.

 

Music by:

"Hard Boiled" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommo...

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DISCLAIMER: The intro to this episode will indicate that this episode is part 3 when it is, in fact, part 2. We must have been suffering from a temporary bout of madness at the time and we humbly beg your forgiveness for any confusion it may cause. Now, on with the show!

 

Our investigators now find themselves slightly off the map, so to speak, and must make heads or tails of the situation. This may prove difficult as things, inclu...

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May 30, 2025 1 min

Our occult enthusiasts have just learned the age old lesson of "be careful what you wish for". The now find themselves far from anywhere even resembling home as things get stranger and stranger with each passing minute...

 

A Call of Cthulhu 7th edition scenario by Oscar Rios.

 

Music by:

"Hard Boiled" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/...

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May 22, 2025 48 mins

A group of inquisitive, paranormal enthusiasts find themselves at an art commune coffee house for a poetry slam event. They will soon discover that while art may be subjective, abject horror is not...

 

A Call of Cthulhu 7th edition scenario from the Fears Sharp Little Needles Collection written by Oscar Rios.

 

Visit our Patreon to help us continue composing bone chilling tales and receive exclusive bonus content for your support....

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May 16, 2025 1 min

A group of hip, paranormal investigators find themselves amongst other cool cats and daddios with similar interests at a poetry slam night. This commune of artists has its share of weirdos, but there is always that one kook that takes things just a little bit too far and harshes the vibe...

 

A Call of Cthulhu 7th edition scenario by Oscar Rios.

 

Music by:

"Hard Boiled" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commo...

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May 8, 2025 59 mins

In the chilling finale, our research team comes face to face with the horror plaguing the station. Do they have what it takes to subdue it once more or does the usefulness of a higher education end at cosmic monstrosities?

 

Visit our Patreon to help us continue composing bone chilling tales and receive exclusive bonus content for your support. 

 

For more information and to contact us, visit us at www.bardsofthebadlands.podbean.co...

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May 1, 2025 1 min

The research team discovers the findings of the previous crew and their errors in handling the "subject". Now they must do their best to undo the damage done before it is too late...

 

Music by:

"Symmetry" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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April 20, 2025 40 mins

With things going from bad to worse, the research team races to uncover the source of the mayem in the station. Little do they know, they will soon make their most terrifying discovery yet...

 

A Call of Cthulhu 7th edition scenario written by Johannes Schumacher.

 

Visit our Patreon to help us continue composing bone chilling tales and receive exclusive bonus content for your support. 

 

For more information and to contact us, vis...

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April 17, 2025 1 min

The discovies at the research lab just keep getting more and more grizzly, but what the unltimately find could very well be the most horrific thing of all...

 

Music by:

"Symmetry" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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April 9, 2025 44 mins

Things just keep getting more and more bizzare in the arctic lab for our research team. More human popsicles and more signs that what happened here was no ORDINARY accident...

 

A Call of Cthulhu 7th edition scenario by Johannes Schumacher

 

Visit our Patreon to help us continue composing bone chilling tales and receive exclusive bonus content for your support. 

 

For more information and to contact us, visit us at www.bardsoftheba...

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April 3, 2025 1 min

Our research team discovers that things are far worse than they imagined. The more they investigate the more they wish they hadn´t. Just one more reason to stay in your warm home and not venture out into the cold...

 

Music by:

"Symmetry" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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March 27, 2025 47 mins

A group of scientists arrive early at the arctic research station to which they are assigned when communication with the current crew on assignment had been lost. They arrive to discover that things have gone quite wrong...

 

A Call of Cthulhu 7th edition scenario written by Johannes Schmacher

 

Visit our Patreon to help us continue composing bone chilling tales and receive exclusive bonus content for your support. 

 

For more info...

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March 20, 2025 1 min

A team of researchers arrives early to their arctic lab after communications with the previous crew was lost. Alone in the frozen wilds under mysterious circumstances... how could this go wrong?

 

Musis by:

"Symmetry" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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It´s now or never! In the heart pounding finale, our protagonist decides to make his escape by any means necessary. Will he make his way to freedom or be condomned to undead servitude until he eventually wastes away?

 

A Call of Cthulhu 7th edition scenario written by Evan Hubbard. 

 

Visit our Patreon to help us continue composing bone chilling tales and receive exclusive bonus content for your support.

 

For more information and ...

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March 7, 2025 1 min

In the tension filled finale, our protagonist makes his final efforts to escape the arcane imprisonment of his master. Will he manage to succeed or will he remain a zombified servant for the rest of his undying days?

 

Trailer Music Credit Black Vortex" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0

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The situation is becoming even more dire for our protagonist if that is even possible up to this point. As a means of fighting back against his captor, he decides to lay a few traps around the manor. Hopefully they will be successfully sprung...

 

A Call of Cthulhu 7th edition scenario written by Evan Hubbard.

 

Visit our Patreon to help us continue composing bone chilling tales and receive exclusive bonus content for your support....

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February 20, 2025 1 min

After being forced to commit violent acts, our protagonist has decided to fight back as best he can. Hopefully a few carefully laid booby traps will help take the necromancer out of the picture...

 

Trailer Music Credit Black Vortex" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0

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