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May 5, 2025 β€’ 33 mins

Help me make my projects a reality: https://www.patreon.com/c/noahchrysler?redirect=true In this video, I apply my background in digital marketing and my obsessive perfectionism to create The Best Online Dating Profile ever in an attempt to solve my pervasive loneliness. It doesn't exactly go as planned, but I learn a lot along the way. If you enjoyed this video, thank you for being here. You can help me out by sharing it with a friend who needs it. If you struggle with loneliness and depression, please know that although they might be hard to see sometimes, there are always a lot of good reasons to have hope. My advice is to surround yourself with those reasons. Life is short. Appreciate the people that love you. Do things that make you happy. Do things that make you laugh. The right partner will not solve your problems. These apps are taking advantage of all of us, and you need to be aware of that. ____________________________________________________________________________ πŸ’‘ Why Join the Patreon? βœ… Michael and Carla need to eat. This helps them eat. βœ… You get into the Discord. If you send messages there, I'll try to compulsively help you with whatever the hell you're trying to do. βœ… You get a google voice number you can text me at any time and I'll again, try to machine gun fire ideas from my brain to try to help you with stuff. Try not to take too much advantage of that though so that I don't have a mental breakdown. βœ… I'll put your face on my wall. You'll also get a spot on my Patreon Shrine (this is off camera, we don't talk about this) and I'll pray to you and burn incense to you 3 times a day. βœ… Theoretically, the Patreon is home to more bts content, but I have ADHD and consistency can be hard as hell, so like - idk, give me some time to really nail this one lol. It's my greatest strength and greatest weakness. There's some cool stuff up there rn tho. βœ… Eventually I see this business taking off. I really do. So right now, you have access to more of my time. If you want that, join the Patreon. Seriously. I've been busting my ass trying to make this work for years. I promise you, I care deeply about making incredible content, and I also care deeply about trying to help you improve your life. Join for a month, and if you regret joining, then leave. I bet I can make you not regret it. Ways You Can Help Me: πŸ‘ Like the video πŸ’¬ Leave a comment that is like ridiculously honest πŸ“’ Share this with someone who needs it πŸ“Œ Subscribe to the channel ❀️ Support the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/noahchrysler?redirect=true πŸ“· Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noahchrysle... πŸ“¬ DM me. I'm a nutjob and I will ask you tons of questions about your life. If this video means anything to you? Let me know somehow. Help show me that my work is valuable so that I don't quit. If you are reading this? Thank you for watching. Thank you for being here. If you care? Thank you for caring. You don't have to care, but if you do, I appreciate you. Your attention is extremely valuable and you have no obligation to share it with me, but if you choose to do so, just know that I'm extremely grateful. Edited by: Carla Nunez

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