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We’re back with a roundup of all the latest reality dating TV news, starting with the announcement of our new Golden Bachelor! We also discuss the sad news about former Golden Gerry’s cancer diagnosis. Meanwhile, Bachelor in Paradise is shaking things up with a brand-new bartender and a fresh location—we’ve got all the details. Plus, Kelley Flanagan and Peter Weber were spotted together again, and Caila Quinn’s husband is caught up...

We’re giving all of our hottest takes on the latest Bachelor Nation buzz, starting with Juliana outing both her and Grant’s political leanings—and who else in the franchise seems to be on the same page. We break down Juliana finally watching the *Bachelor* finale and choosing to come for Litia instead of Grant (??), and share our thoughts on Kaitlyn Bristowe’s recent comments about her breakup with Jason Tartick, plus the rumors sw...

We somehow made it through this excessively long season of Temptation Island, and we’re still struggling to decide which of these men is actually the worst. The complete lack of accountability from every single one was a lot, to say the least. We catch up on where the couples are now and discuss if  the show will come back for another season.  

And while we wait for the new seasons of Love Island USA, Love Island UK, and Bachelor...

We kick things off with The Bachelor finale, where Grant’s indecisiveness and immaturity stood in stark contrast to Litia’s incredible poise and maturity. Will Grant and Juliana actually make it, or are we already bracing for a breakup announcement?  

Then, it’s time for After the Final Rose.  We break down the audience reactions, the eyebrow-raising new Bachelor in Paradise twist, and our concerns about the Goldens on the beach ...

The Bachelor fantasy suite dates are here, and we’ve got thoughts. Grant’s endless platitudes and reluctance to go deeper made for a boring episode, but we can’t stop wondering: did he sleep with anyone in the fantasy suites? Plus, he dropped the L-bomb and instantly regretted it, and poor Zoe got totally screwed with that silent yoga date. We also chat about what will ultimately get in the way of Grant and Litia’s relationship, th...

The Love Is Blind finale and reunion are here! We break down Nick and Vanessa finally stepping up as hosts, the heartbreaking breakdown of Joey and Monica’s relationship, and the absolute chaos of Madison’s armpit receipts. We talk about why Sara should have said no to Ben in the pods, especially after his nonstop flip-flopping on values. Plus, we unpack Daniel’s bizarre tattoo of Taylor, Devin somehow being even more immature than...

We kick things off with Love Is Blind—the mind-boggling social media reactions to the season, especially around political issues, and how Midwest passive-aggressiveness is quietly ruining every relationship. We break down Lauren and Dave’s trainwreck dynamic (why is she hanging on when he clearly never wanted to get married?), Sara trying to reconcile her values with Ben’s megachurch, and Devin needing his mom’s approval to sign a ...

We kick things off with Love Is Blind! We break down Virginia and Devin’s connection (and those prenup/shoe budget issues), why the communal sock bin might actually destroy Monica and Joey, and how Joey ended up impressing us way more than expected. Plus, apologies to Daniel for thinking he was a creep, our deep hatred for Dave, and why we’re all just waiting for Lauren to break up with him. We also dig into Ben’s shady TikTok scan...

We start with Love Is Blind Season 8—why does the entire cast look the same, and why did we spend so much time in the pods with people who didn’t even make it out together? Plus, we get into the tea about the guys’ bad behavior outside of the pods, our thoughts on the surprisingly big music budget, and our predictions for who will actually make it down the aisle.  

Then, we move on to The Bachelor, aka *The Carolina Show*. We bre...

We start with the latest from Grant’s Bachelor season—will he and Litia be able to work past their religious differences, and who do we think will be his final two? We also break down Zoe’s complete lack of a sense of humor, Carolina’s brat behavior, and whether Grant secretly told Rose he was thinking about her during that dance with Carolina. Plus, we finally get some answers about Beverly’s sudden exit from the mansion, and we a...

We continue our discussion of the Bachelor Nation Matt/Rachael breakup with a breakdown of the Call Her Daddy interview with Rachael. Then, we talk through the second episode of Grant’s Bachelor season, including why we’re a little weirded out by Grant now, cast celebrity dopplegangers, and the women who are standing out this season for both good and bad reasons. Then, we chat about the latest batch of Love Island All Stars episode...

Grant’s season has begun, and we are loving everything about it so far. We talk about how we forgot how hot Grant is, a delightfully drama-free cast of women (at least so far), the women we think will go far, and even an early Bachelorette prediction! We also discuss the latest episodes from Love Island All Stars, including our thoughts on all the latest couplings, frustrating racial dynamics on Love Island UK as a whole, and the R...

We finish up our first impressions of Bachelor Grant’s women in anticipation of the season premiere of The Bachelor on Monday! We also discuss the start of the new season of Love Island All Stars and our initial thoughts on all the couples – who will go the distance? And why do any of these women find Ronnie attractive?!! Finally, we discuss the latest episode of The Traitors, including whether Boston Rob’s big swing will pay off o...

This week, we walk through the first half of the women on Bachelor Grant’s cast! We talk through their likes, dislikes, and an oddly large number of mentions of the Jonas Brothers and interest in shopping. We also talk through the first few episodes of the current season of The Traitors, including our first impressions of all the players, who we love, who we love to hate, and who we’re watching closely as the game gets good!

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We’re starting off the New Year with our final recaps of Love Island AU Season 6 and The Ultimatum Season 3, which both ended at the close of 2024. On Love Island AU, we talk about where all the couples ended up and where they are now (spoiler: almost no one made it even a day outside of the villa), and what contestants are saying about each other and what really went on in the villa now that the season is over. We also discuss the...

We’re knee deep in this season of The Ultimatum and it’s time to unpack our thoughts! We talk through all the drama this season with the couples, including the shocking exit of two entire couples, Scotty’s overall bad behavior, JR’s simple needs in a relationship and who can give it to him, Sandy’s best option for a partner, Nick’s terrible art, and Caleb and Aria’s beautiful trial marriage. We give our predictions for the end of t...

This week, we’re talking about all the drama on Love Island AU, including Hannah’s bizarre return (complete with a speech written by ChatGPT), our ongoing hatred of Taylor and just about everything he does, the drama between the girls, our new bombshells, and all the tidbits we can’t wait to get revealed during movie night! We also check in on Xanthe and Taylor sightings outside of the Villa, and why we’re totally not on the same p...

The Love Island Australia continues, and this time, we take a trip to the all new Hotel Amore! We talk through all the new couples, the ones we love, the people we hate (ahem, Taylor), and what we think will happen next in the villa. 

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It’s almost Thanksgiving and this week, we are thankful for the delightful vibes on Love Island AU. We talk about all the current couples, the brewing love triangles (and squares), the unbelievably horrible men, the women who are too good for them, and our predictions for how things will transpire in the coming episodes. We also talk about some other pop culture chatter, including the new HBO documentary Breath of Fire, this week’s...