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Well, we have (almost) finally come to the time of the year to end another month with Superman month almost done, and to wrap our movie recaps we have Man of Steel! Are the Snyder fans the worst fans in the media? How great is Zach Snyder’s directing? How great is Henry Cavil? Does Lois in this movie seem too realistic? How great is the Krypton stuff? And are we a creeping cancer of falsehoods? Turn off those (5) angry Snyder fans ...

Well, it's one of the biggest months of the year for movies, with 3 franchises that are trying to save themselves from going down under, and the first one is Jurassic Park with Jurassic World: Rebirth. Is this movie better than Dominion? Is Gareth Edwards' to blame for this movie being mid? How was the acting? Did the hybrid Dinos live up to our expectations? and were the dinosaurs scary? Strap in for a short one as Colin and Seth ...

Well, we're back at it once again with Superman month to cover one of the greatest sequel/reboots of our time, Superman: Returns!!!! why is this movie a perfect sequel/reboot of the original Reeve movies? How great is everyone? How does this movie connect to the X-Men? How great is the directing? How amazing is the kid? How great was Lois' storyline? How amazing was the final fight scene? and how funny is Kevin Spacey? We've return...

Welcome to another movie month, where we sit down and recap movies based on a theme, and today, it’s going to be a very long one, as we begin with Superman month, to help us get ready for James Gunn’s Superman! For today, Patric and Colin get to talk about the original 1978 Superman movie. Why is this movie so iconic? Is this the best chemistry between the Clark Kent and Lois characters? Can we read each other’s minds? How great is...

Well, THE TRADE FEDERATION COULDN'T KEEP US DOWN FOR LONG! Welcome back to our Star Wars: The Clone Wars recaps where we take a look at the next arc, which is the Nute Gunray Arc with season 1 episode 8 Bombad Jedi, episode 9 Cloak of Darkness, and episode 10 Lair of Grevious as we are joined by a new host!! What makes this arc unique? Is Jar Jar the cause of all problems? How are we finding the Ventress' escapes? Why are the tunes...

Well, here it is. IT’S MISSION IMPOSSIBLE TIME!!!!!!!!!! Today we go through our spoiler free review of Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning!! Is it worse than Parts 4 to 7? How great was the acting? Did we like the Entity in this? Can we even say why the movie isn’t ‘Legendary? How was Tom Cruise’s stunts? Is he the underwear guy? Will he keep doing these movies til he’s 100? How great was Angela Bassat? How amazing was the end...

We are back for another spoiler free review that is a couple weeks late but still has a lot to talk about which is Marvel's Thunderbolts* (or the other title). Is this movie underrated? How great was the acting? Was the void an interesting villain? How is this movie connected to Top Gun: Maverick? And are we excited for Fantastic Four and Doomsday after this movie? Grab together your misfit friends and enjoy this (late) review with...

Welcome back for a new recap for The Clone Wars where we recap an arc that isn't the greatest, but we somehow talked for over an hour with R2 D2 lost arc with season 1 episode 6 'Downfall of a Droid' and episode 7 'Dual of the Droids". Is this arc wasted potential? Did we even like Goldie? Why is the episode so bright? Was R2-D2 actually himself? Did we like the AT-ETs on the asteroid? What is with the writing? Is Anakin stupid? Is...

Welcome back to Star Wars The Clone Wars recaps where we have a three-parter with season 1 episode 2 Rising Malevolence, episode 3 Shadow of Malevolence and episode 4 Destroy Malevolence! How many more words will we make up? Did we like all the episodes? What did we think of Plo Koon? How is Ashoka not annoying this time around? Have we had enough with the poorly written Anakin and Padme romance? What do we think about the ship Mal...

Welcome back to Star Wars: The Clone Wars story arc recaps where today we'll be recapping the Domino Squad story arc with season 3 episode 1 Clone Cadets, season 1 episode 5 Rookies and season 3 episode 2 Arc Troppers! Was this even planned since the beginning, how much more praise can we the show for the military aspect? Who's our favorite clone out of the squad? Is the Arc Tropper the most useless rank ever? Do we like poetry? Ho...

Welcome back to Star Wars: The Clone Wars recap series where we break down the Toydaria arc with season 3-episode 3 Supply lines and Season 1 episode 1 Ambush. Will Canada actually be the 51st state? Why are both these episodes range in qualities? Do we really hate Jar Jar? Was the Toydaria stuff necessary for the start up to Rhyloth? Can we connect people's hatred for The Phantom Menace to the real world? Why do we love Ambush so ...

Welcome back to another spoiler free movie review with one of the most surprising and successful movies right now, it's A Minecraft Movie!!! Do we like Jason Momoa at all? Was the story a little bland? How much do we love the references and cameos in here? Did we appreciate the humans coming to the Minecraft world? How were the Piglins? What about the writing? And do we actually think this is a good movie? Strap in and cuddle next ...

Welcome back to our next instalment of our Clone Wars story arcs recap series. We will be going through the Christophsis arc with Season 2 episode 16 and Season 1 episode 16 The Hidden Enemy. Why are we still so excited about recapping? How great and creepy is Admiral Trench? Are we impressed with the cloaking ship? How are we still amazed with the military aspect of the show? Do we like the Lego Clone Wars videogame? And which of ...

Welcome to our long-awaited series with Colin Hilding, it is the Star Wars: The Clone Wars story arc recaps!!!!! And today we're starting it all with the not-so-great movie that started this masterpiece. How great is the opening act? How bad is the rest of the movie, or is it really a movie or an advertisement of the show? Do we like Stinky? Do we like Ashoka? DO we like anyone? Why is Padme useless? Is Zero the Hutt over the top? ...

Welcome to our first movie review of 2025, and we start out with a mixed bag in Captain America: Brave New World. Why is this movie so meh? Are we happy with the “reshoots”? What do we think of the political drama theme? Why is the Leader so meh? Why are we upset with the usage of Sam Wilson? Why are we not happy with the post credit scene? How great is Harrison Ford? How great is Carl Lumbly? Why is Red Hulk under powered? What ar...

Welcome to a weird phase where we try and sort things out here. In the meantime, we have a random spoiler free review of the Robbie Williams bio pick Better Man? What is the deal with bio picks nowadays? Is this movie way to chaotic? How great is the soundtrack? Does the name recognition help with films? And what did we think of the CGI ape and why do we both love CGI ape movies so much? Join Patric and Colin as they rock dj this r...

We’re back for another rendition of Childhood movie month, and our special guest Colin Hilding returns as he shares his childhood movie with us, which is An American Tail! What movies did the uncles of Patric end up showing them? How great is the soundtrack? What classifies as a Christmas/Hanukkah movie? How is the immigration process tackled in this movie? Why is the villain in this movie just ok? Why are we divided on the ‘best s...

We’re back for a more controversial take of Childhood movie month and we enter the territory of 2007 with Michael Bay’s Transformers with a special guest from the crew at SPDM Mike Hiltey! Why is this movie worse than it is now? Is Michael Bay that bad outside of being a special effects masterclass? Is Megan Fox that bad? Is Shia Labum that bad? Is Optimus Prime a fraud character in the movie? Can women fart? Is there anyone better...