Chaos Dragg’n

Chaos Dragg’n

A podcast where we make fun of Jordan Peterson.

Episodes

August 6, 2025 97 mins

Jordan sits down for another fairy tale that didn’t need to happen. Did you know there’s a mouse hat in this one?? Pat & Alyssa are shocked too.   Support us on Patreon.  

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Jordan finishes his talk with David French and Alyssa reviews the follow up piece in that was written in the NYT.  

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July 30, 2025 174 mins
Jordan sits down with David French, and Jordan misses the breadcrumbs All clips used under: Fair Dealing s.29.1 Fair Use 17 U.S.C. § 107   Get more from Chaos Dragg'n on Patreon          
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July 23, 2025 68 mins

Pat & Alyssa put the final nail in the glass coffin that is Jordan’s interpretive prance of Snow White. Apples, the real hero and red hot shoes all make an appearance and the best argument for child labor in mines is stumbled upon.

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Jordan’s melt down over Disney updating a centuries old tale continues. He mutters under his breath a bunch and it’s way funnier to Pat than it should be. While Alyssa reminds us of how problematic the OG tale really was.  All clips used under: Fair Dealing s.29.1 Fair Use 17 U.S.C. § 107

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Jordan sits down with his imagination to smack talk Disney, and go on a Grimm trek thru Snow White, monkeys mating, and mothers in law. And at long last Alyssa’s bookshelf delivers the first instance of a book suggesting we clean our room.

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July 1, 2025 85 mins
We continue slogging thru the muck of Sam Harris and Jordan talking past one another, and come to the conclusion that Sam knows how to toss shade at Jordan without Jordan figuring it out. These 2 are made for each other.     All clips used under: Fair Dealing s.29.1 Fair Use 17 U.S.C. § 107            
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But he’s not wrong about Jordan’s friends……. Jordan sits down to do a zoom call with Sam Harris about how bad the internet that made them both famous is. Thank you for listening This is NOT an endorsement of Sam…. All clips used under: Fair Dealing s.29.1 Fair Use 17 U.S.C. § 10

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June 22, 2025 68 mins
Sorry Statham fans, not THAT Meg….. Jordan and Megyn continue taking talking past each other to competitive levels with fairy tale carbon dating and brain plastics All clips used under: Fair Dealing s.29.1 Fair Use 17 U.S.C. § 107                
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Jordan takes a video call with Megyn Kelly, who just can’t seem to stop trampling on his premises. Alyssa corrects Jordan’s theology AGAIN, and Pat questions life choices. All clips used under: Fair Dealing s.29.1 Fair Use 17 U.S.C. § 107              
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June 11, 2025 99 mins
Jordan sits down with “comedian” Tyler Fischer for a whinery tour of biblical misinterpretation, getting fired from gigs that don’t pay, and coffee dates we don’t wanna go on. Alyssa tries to put out the burning bush with her oversized Stanley cup and an unlikely cameo appearance stops by.  All clips used under: Fair Dealing s.29.1 Fair Use 17 U.S.C. § 107            
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June 3, 2025 101 mins

Jordan definitely didn’t self immolate on YouTube, so Alyssa definitely didn’t have to deal with any of Jordan’s crap. Pat definitely didn’t go to sea to search for a clue to what Jordan might mean by capital B Being, and this is definitely a perfectly normal episode…….. All clips used under: Fair Dealing s.29.1 Fair Use 17 U.S.C. § 107

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May 29, 2025 61 mins
Jordan & Charlie carry on with their dumb-off, and Charlie continues to put the “idiot” in useful idiot Alyssa maintains her stance that Chicago doesn’t include suburbs, and Rick Santorum’s billionaire pops in for a bit All clips used under: Fair Dealing s.29.1 Fair Use 17 U.S.C. § 107              
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Jordan sits down with Charlie Kirk, reflexive contrarian and surviving founder of turning points USA. Alyssa defends Chicago from those damn suburbs, and rejects Pat’s assertions that Charlie is from Chicago. The suburbs are NOT Chicago is the official stance of Chaos Dragg’n……..or Pat may be in danger. Support us on Patreon All clips used under: Fair Dealing s.29.1 Fair Use 17 U.S.C. § 107

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May 20, 2025 103 mins
We finish the marathon trek with Jordan telling Joe about eve & the snake, nudging lost men towards happiness, or his revenue stream, whichever comes first, Alyssa knowing the pope, and Pat needing a new nickname for Bobby K. Support us on Patreon.  All clips used under: Fair Dealing s.29.1 Fair Use 17 U.S.C. § 107            
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May 7, 2025 62 mins
We continue our trek thru Jordan’s visit with Joe. Jordan has some fun ideas about the Old Testament, Joe wonders about acacia bushes, and we take a musical side journey. Let’s all have a bathroom break……. Support us on Patreon.   All clips used under: Fair Dealing s.29.1 Fair Use 17 U.S.C. § 107            
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Jordan treks to Texas to hang out with Joe Rogan where they discuss being hit by meteors and concrete pipes, not believing government narratives unless they’re on a website, and being strongly committed to their wives, even tho they could totally get around if they wanted to.   Pat & Alyssa formulate a strategy to avoid talking to lousy people, take notes Joe…… Support us on Patreon. All clips used under: Fair Dealing...
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April 23, 2025 102 mins

Jordan sits down with himself to monologue about Mark Carney, current PM and front runner in the Canadian election. The sourest of grapes are mashed into a fine whine that Mark was just too busy to sit down with Jordan for 3 hours…….. Support us on Patreon. All clips used under: Fair Dealing s.29.1 Fair Use 17 U.S.C. § 107

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Alyssa and Pat fire up the Time Machine to travel all the way back to the yonder days of old when Vivek wasn’t lost to the dustbin of history. Can we interest you in a book pivot?? 2 for one sale?? Support us on Patreon. All clips used under: Fair Dealing s.29.1 Fair Use 17 U.S.C. § 107

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Jordan sits down with a young woman who has begun to de-transition. Jordan’s steering of the conversation stands in stark contrast with the discussions he’s had on previous episodes. He spends a great deal of time telling her how she feels, and interrupting her. He does not do this with his other guests. We do not wish to detract in any way from the life experiences this young woman has endured. Our issue is with how Jordan ...
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