He Looks Like He's About to Give Birth

A new guy, first hitch offshore. GI symptoms on arrival.

His supervisor thought he was faking it.

 

He wasn’t.

 

By the time I found him, his belly was tight, distended, and he could barely breathe.

IV fluids. Antibiotics. Foley. Medevac launched.

Two feet of necrotic bowel. Six hours from rupture.

 

This is what it looks like when you trust your gut — and it’s right.

You don’t always get a win out here.

But this time, I did.

 

And yeah — I’m proud of that.

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