March 11, 2025 • 39 mins
The Fierce AF hosts plunge into the wild world of Casey Anthony’s comeback, take on the crucial topic of women’s travel safety, and shatter myths like nobody’s business! Expect a whirlwind of laughs, retro TV gems, and unfiltered conversations about loyalty and judgment. Buckle up for a thrilling, eye-opening adventure!
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CHAPTERS 00:00 Introduction and Humor 00:53 The Resurfacing of Casey Anthony 05:12 Public Fascination with Infamous Figures 07:51 Concerns About Young Women Traveling 10:22 Historical Myths and Misconceptions 17:39 Krista's Frog Issue 21:23 Inappropriate TV Shows and Lyrics 24:29 Cultural Sensitivity in Music 27:32 Beach Etiquette and Local Frustrations 35:22 Navigating Relationships and Gossip _________________________________________________________________________ CONTACT US YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@FierceAF
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(00:18):
Welcome back to Fierce AF and funny, because we are hilarious.
Yeah, so I'm Jennifer, we got Krista, wave Krista, and Danni we got Danni.
All right, so I'm just gonna start off today with a little funny.
So you guys remember all the little calendars that I had on my desk?
(00:40):
This one I just thought was funny.
So it's from the Britannica calendar and it says, after being shot,
President James Garfield received such poor medical treatment that his assassin confessedto the shooting, but argued that the doctors actually murdered him.
That is funny, is that true?
Wow, that's funny.
(01:01):
That is funny.
Well today I'm talking about the resurfacing of Casey Anthony.
I mean, this girl has some serious cojones.
Like, she has to be certifiably crazy.
But the thing that's striking to me right now, for those of you who don't know who CaseyAnthony is, Nancy Grace calls her top mom.
She was in 2011 put on trial for murdering her two-year-old daughter, Kaylee.
(01:29):
And so she was charged.
It went on and on and on.
In 2011, she was acquitted, completely acquitted, where I don't really think there, otherthan those jury members, I don't think there's a person in the world that thinks she
didn't do it.
It took them 31 days to tell the...
police report Kaylee Missing.
(01:51):
31 days, a two year old and you know she was partying and there's just a lot of stuff forpeople that don't know she was acquitted so you we can't talk about whether she was right
or wrong, whether our beliefs are that she was absolutely wrong.
I think she's the most guilty person in the world but that's just my opinion.
But on March 1st she made her announcement after being kind of out of the spotlight foralmost 14 years.
(02:17):
Well, not really spotlight.
She did a podcast in I believe it was 2014 or 22 about not a podcast but a little miniseries on on I don't remember but It was then then she blamed everything on her dad So
none of the dad stuff came up during her whole trial, but then on this this little miniseries She made it sound like her father George
(02:45):
killed Kaylee and told her to be quiet.
So, but then from then on, you know, then they have all these body language experts andvoice experts that just say she's just lying about everything.
And I think she's just complete narcissist and whatever, but she resurfaced on March 1st.
Now she's claiming that she's an advocate for LGBTQ rights and women's rights.
(03:10):
And I'm thinking, well, your daughter would be a woman by now.
And you you ought to be getting justice for Kaylee.
There was a lot of weird stuff around her, the father.
No one knows who the father of Kaylee was that never came out.
There were like six guys that could have been.
There was some speculation that the little girl's name, it was Kaylee after Casey and Lee.
(03:35):
Lee is Casey's brother.
So it was weird.
He did a paternity test and he was not found to be the father.
Damn.
Talk about bizarre.
mean, the whole case was bizarre, but what I think is absolutely just incredible now isthat she's resurfacing saying she's for LGBTQ and women's rights.
(03:55):
I think she's just a big money grabber.
I mean, we already have the ACLU.
We certainly don't need you, Casey.
Well, what is she so what is she doing?
I haven't I haven't seen specifically her but I've seen people talk about it on TikTok.
for a private investigator in Orlando, Florida for a really long time.
In September, she moved to Tennessee to be with her married boyfriend that was 10 yearsolder than she.
(04:23):
He has two young adult children.
Thank God they're not little kids.
I mean, you can't be having little kids around her.
I would.
Yeah.
she have like her own TikTok page?
Is that what's happening?
on, what is the one that the stock, stock something?
What is that one?
TikTok and the stock shock talk.
(04:44):
What is it?
Stock?
What's Doc for?
It's another platform.
And she's got followers.
And you know, I just think it's incredible.
Yeah.
Substack.
Yeah.
And she's using the platform.
Apparently she was thrust into the spotlight.
(05:11):
This case was so huge.
Do you remember it?
Yeah.
are these people giving her the platform and monetizing her?
Well, probably the same way they're doing it to the Mendez brothers and to the guy who
her...
The drama.
It's the drama.
It's a shock value.
the Luigi guy that just plainly shot the healthcare guy in the back, he has like, he'smade over half a million dollars in donations and these women are going crazy.
(05:40):
so hot.
It's just bizarre to me.
know what is wrong with people, yeah, so, yeah, she said she never asked for this, but shewas thrust into it.
But she's been met with a lot of very, right.
you're gonna go public with it and yeah, draw attention to it.
Well, she she she's been met with wide widespread criticism.
(06:03):
Nancy Grace ripped her up one side and down the other.
So she doesn't even have a relationship with her family anymore, right?
She sometimes talks to her mother and her brother but not her father, especially probablyafter that miniseries where she accused him of killing her.
She accused him of drowning her.
that she drowned in the pool or something and they try to cover it up.
(06:23):
Is that the one?
that's what she said her dad did.
But her car smelled like a decomposing body.
Yeah.
And who knows how long she drove around in the car with that poor little baby.
I hope her new boyfriend is aware of her knowledge of chloroform, because he might benext.
(06:47):
So I just think it's bizarre how intrigued they are by these evil, evil people.
Now the Menendez brothers might be getting out of prison after killing their parents.
They've been in there for 35 years.
Well, that's in Krista got me watching the Ruby Frank story and that was just good Lord.
(07:10):
There's only there's only three or four episodes.
It's not that long, but it's just my God.
She was.
Yeah, she she's a they're out of Utah, so they're Mormon and they started started.
family vlogging and she became extremely popular.
(07:33):
She's a mother of six and now she's in jail for child abuse.
so that so this story goes on to tell the insides of what happened and what led up to thatand it is just so disturbing.
It's awful how she treated her family.
Awful.
How she treated her husband.
How she treated her kids.
(07:53):
Yeah, it's so bad.
sick people and then they get away with some of them.
I mean, obviously she didn't get away with it, but for Casey Anthony to be able to walkaround this this world and continue to take money and earn money is just it's beyond me,
beyond me.
But Georgian.
say is they're gonna have to, you know, they're gonna be judged one day and it's, youknow, whenever that may be.
(08:17):
Her parents are still married.
So, you know, I would think that that could break a family apart for sure.
If dad did it.
I don't think that the mom would have stuck by him had she felt like he did it.
So it's just a bizarre story.
But that was what I wanted to talk about today.
That just is, it's so bizarre to me that people are so enamored with somebody is evil androtten.
(08:44):
as Casey Anthony.
So what were you talking about before we came on the podcast with the girl in Dominican?
I'm just furious about with these parents of these teenage college-age women who allowtheir children to go to places like the Dominican Republic for by themselves or with other
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girls for spring break.
They have been saying for months on and warning and warning and warning do not go to theDominican Republic and you know these little girls are probably like dad please I really
want to go everything's be fine and then they turn up missing.
You know, what did you think was going to happen?
They said don't go.
So where is your responsibility of saying no to your child?
Well, if they're college age, what are you going to do?
(09:28):
Well, that's true.
That's true.
It just infuriates me.
These are your little girls and they're not adults when they're 18, 19, 21 years old.
You've seen it from all the interviews, Girls Gone Wild and all these things.
Those are somebody's little girls.
Yeah.
(09:48):
but you know, I just think stop celebrating that tell these children No, you can go to abeach in florida or you can not florida.
We don't want them come here, but You could go to a beach somewhere else but not in notyeah, south carolina texas somewhere like that, but Stay in america for right now, you
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know until the warnings are lifted and you know And I know you're safe or i'm gonna gowith you and I won't
I won't, you know, intrude on your space, but I need to know that you're safe.
Our job, even when they're young adults, is to keep them safe.
And sending them to the Dominican Republic after warning, after warning, after warning, isnot keeping them safe.
(10:30):
You're not supposed to.
No.
the Dominican for our honeymoon and that was, that'll be five years in December.
And they said, don't leave the resort.
Like just, you know, just stay at the resort and you're fine.
But the minute you walk off of that property, you don't know what's gonna happen.
for the people who live there and, you know, we're not dissing on the Dominican Republic,but we are saying that it's very dangerous.
(10:56):
So if you're a young girl, right, right.
spring break places.
to Jamaica and we're going to stay on a resort.
We're not leaving.
No.
Right.
Yeah, it's scary.
Yeah.
But that was my rant for today.
Just keep your daughters safe.
Yeah, good point.
human trafficking and things that are so prevalent that we know about now.
(11:20):
So those were my stories today.
Krista, what do you got?
Well, I just, I was looking on the internet and this popped up on my search and I'm not areally big history buff, but I found these facts or false facts pretty interesting and
I'll just go through some of them.
(11:41):
So like the Vikings, you know when you saw the Vikings where they wear the horned helmets?
Well, that was false.
They never wore those.
That myth began in the 19th century opera, so they never wore those kind of helmets inbattle, they only wore them in the operas.
(12:01):
So everyone thought that, the Vikings wore horned helmets, and no, they really didn't,they just wore regular helmets.
Yeah, right?
Cooler.
Haven't you watched Vikings on History, the History Channel?
Did they wear helmets with horns?
No?
Okay, yeah.
not, but they wore different type of head protection, but they didn't have horns.
a picture of a helmet with just a simple helmet.
(12:23):
I feel like when you're at war with these horns and you would be able to see them more andthey wouldn't be as camouflaged, you know?
they don't want to cover up those beautiful faces.
I mean at least on the History Channel.
Some of those Vikings are.
The next one, Napoleon really wasn't short.
(12:46):
He was well above average.
So he measured about five foot six.
And that was actually, well, they said that was, they said that was average in that era.
And the British propaganda basically portrayed him as a little grumpy fellow, which hereally wasn't.
He was actually a genius and a strategist and an ambitious king.
(13:09):
So it was probably a little bit like Elon, just a little bit, you know, just different.
a little odd.
Yeah.
Medieval people didn't believe that the earth was flat.
Yeah, a lot of people thought it was...
Right, right.
But I guess they thought that the medieval people thought it was flat, but really it wasjust...
(13:34):
It said they understood that the planet is a sphere and that was dating back in ancientGreek.
What was that?
Sorry.
My foofy shirt got caught on the microphone.
Sorry.
why we're practical clothes.
The next one, the Great Wall of China is not visible from outer space.
(13:56):
They always say that it is, you know.
The astronauts confirm that they can't see it.
It's too thin and it weaves in and out like trees and stuff are blocking it.
because they don't have anyone in outer space ever?
right?
Or that's another, yeah.
And then they said they can view like big highways and big cities, not long thin walls.
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The Salem witch trials didn't burn witches at the stake.
What?
Yes they did.
listen, The accused witches in Salem were not burned at the stake but executed throughhanging.
The whole burning of the witches thing came from European witch hunts, not Salem.
(14:46):
Don't they have like a whole tour based on that in Salem?
it does does know what they do shit show that they hung they were hung.
Yeah
so more, that's boring.
Yeah.
Salem in October, isn't boring.
It's...
Whoa.
It's crazy.
And it's busy.
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And I've never seen so many people that are different from me there in my life.
Yeah.
You see that here?
Yeah.
need to know what that means right now.
the next one Marie Antoinette never said let them eat cake.
Aww.
(15:27):
It's the most infamous saying ever and she never actually said it.
The saying appeared in writings years and years beforehand and no record at all evermentioned that she uttered it.
why you asked me who came up with Bye Felicia?
You're doing your research?
(15:48):
Well I didn't either.
I Googled it.
Yeah.
You Googled it?
Oh my God.
She doesn't know what a poplar tree is, but she's going to Google that.
I know, should have googled.
That just was not a funny joke.
It was a dad joke for sure.
It was great.
I laughed.
It's a dad joke calendar.
(16:12):
The next one, Paul Revere didn't yell, the British were coming.
He rode through the town.
He rode through the town.
Well, that never happened since most colonists were still considered themselves asBritish, running through the streets yelling, the British are coming wouldn't have made
much sense.
Right?
(16:33):
Instead, Revere quietly warned people using a network of writers to spread the message.
So yeah, our people are coming, you know, like, that would have been little moreefficient.
I know.
Cleopatra really wasn't Egyptian.
What the hell was she?
She was Greek.
She was 100 % Greek.
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Isn't that crazy?
I know.
I know.
don't like history.
I'm not a history buff, but these were pretty interesting.
They are definitely teaching us falsities in school.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The next one, George Washington's teeth weren't really wooden.
Okay, well I believe that.
(17:14):
His teeth were terrible, but they were made of they weren't made of wood his denturesincluded real human teeth animal bones and ivory Yeah
I think most people's teeth were pretty rotten back then, especially English teeth.
right.
Thomas Edison didn't really invent the light bulb.
(17:35):
who did?
He played a crucial role in participating and commercializing the light bulb, but hedidn't actually invent it from scratch.
Several inventors including Joseph Swan and Humphrey Davy already created the earlierversions, but Edison...
or something?
I feel like I've heard some stories about maybe some African-Americans had done that.
(18:04):
I guess so.
yeah.
He just contributed to developing a longer lasting filament and making the bulb practicalfor everyday use.
And my last one is Pocahontas and John Smith had a romance, which is false.
She was, what's that?
What?
John Smith?
(18:26):
Who's John Smith?
We can Google it after.
Yeah.
America and I don't know, he was...
Google that.
Like you knew who John Smith was.
see Pocahontas, the Disney movie?
never seen Pocahontas.
Okay, you gotta watch it.
well the movie like romanticized them like they had they were had a romantic involvementWhich is false because she was a lot younger than him.
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She was a child and he was a grown man
Eww.
Not maybe back then.
Yeah.
Heard of...
Weinstein?
Weinstein?
What was the other question I had?
I forget.
All right.
What about, yeah, can, yeah, tell the people about your frog.
(19:15):
Wait, tell the people about your frog issue.
Okay, well, when it rains, lot of frogs are attracted to my front stoop for some god awfulreason, I don't know why, and I am definitely from...
Well, I have a black door, and then we have a gold number pad, and this frog, and it wasdark when I got home from the gym.
(19:39):
Now it's dark at like 7, 10 when I came home from the gym, and I saw something moving.
and I quickly turned my flashlight on on my phone and then there it was, sitting orwhatever, suctioned to my...
So then I take a picture of it and I send it to Jay-Z and he immediately calls me becausehe knows I'm in the full blown panic, anxiety, like I'm gonna pass out and I'm trying to
(20:11):
be quiet because again, it's dark, everybody, the neighborhood is quiet and I'm trying tolike...
How am I gonna get in the house?
How am I gonna get in the house?
I don't have a garage door opener.
This is the only way to get in the house.
I was gonna either have to like cut open the screen door and then beat in the glassslider.
And my thing is, stop getting home from the gym when it's still dark outside.
(20:33):
Sleep in.
See, going to the gym that early is not good for your health.
light?
Yes, but I can't.
The the the our the the front porch light flips our breaker.
So if it's if it's on for too long, the breaker goes off and then our fridge and freezerin the garage goes off.
(20:58):
It's all in the same whatever breaker.
It's just it's a hot mess.
whenever you come, when you walk by it.
So anyways, that was my morning yesterday, among other things.
I've tried to rationalize with her frogs over the years and it just it doesn't work.
(21:21):
a phobia.
And then I have people sending me frog text messages.
Jason actually sent me a picture of two frogs right after it happened in their thing thatmeasures their water, like the rain at work.
There were two stupid big ass frogs in it and he sent me a picture of it.
(21:42):
That's what I have to deal with.
That would make me so happy.
No!
It's so gross.
They're not slimy.
You know they're not slimy, right?
shit what they are, they are disgusting.
They're sticky.
Some of them are sticky.
love to just hold them.
Oh my god, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, sorry.
(22:10):
Have you always been that way or is that just something new?
it's getting worse and worse as I get older.
I don't think I ever really, what's that?
gotta face your fear.
No, that's bullshit because like remember fear factor and like they would put you putpeople in like those containers with like snakes or I would lose my, I would honestly just
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die.
Like let me just die.
It would be better.
Yeah.
can't, I felt my heart racing.
Like I was, I should have looked at my watch to see what my watch was saying about myheart rate when I was encountering this frog yesterday.
making fun of her, Danni.
No, I feel bad for her.
Missing out.
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I'm gonna throw Jen's cats at you next time.
Ugh.
Yeah, okay.
it.
Good Lord.
All right.
So my thing that I'm talking about today is I actually had one story and I was kind ofbored with it and then I thought about this.
So I may talk about that on another day, but I wanted to talk about TV shows and songsthat have lyrics in them or a line that people would be extremely offended by today.
(23:28):
So.
So the first one I have is All in the Family, where Archie Bunker says, you're a dumb poollock meathead.
That probably wouldn't go over very well today.
wait, is that, that's just something he said on the reg.
Like, he was just right out of racist and bigot.
Yeah.
the whole show.
And the reason why I thought about this is if you ever, did you guys watch Cheers?
(23:53):
Okay, go back and watch Cheers now.
And it is like you're sitting there and you're like, oh my God.
And it's still on TV.
So I guess people just haven't gotten that far.
so my next one is Three's Company, where Jack Tripper says, I'm so gay, I could join thevillage people.
You
Jen, let me stop you for a second.
(24:13):
Like literally, I had this conversation with my trainer Saturday morning aboutinappropriate shows from back in the day.
I kid you not, yes, we literally had this conversation.
my God, that's crazy.
my next one, Duke's a Hazard, which I really don't, but ain't nobody gonna catch us in theGeneral Lee because of the Confederate flag.
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Married with Children, Al Bundy, Peg, women don't belong in the workforce, they belong inthe kitchen.
Buzz and Buddies, so Kip Wilson said, I make a better woman than half the dames in thisbuilding.
I dream of.
Yeah, I dream of Jeannie where she says, yes, master, my wish is your command.
(25:00):
she was a genie.
That's true, but yeah, my master.
know, because if you look at HGTV now, it's not the master suite anymore.
It's the primary bedroom.
Have you noticed that?
Yeah.
So they have Mork and Mindy on here where Mork says earthlings are so primitive.
Yeah, yeah
(25:22):
true.
The Jeffersons, I don't care what those honkies think.
George said that.
Good times where JJ Evans says, Dino Mike, we still the poorest folks in the projects.
I loved that show.
I know.
Samford and Son, Fred Samford, you've been big dummy acting like some lazy fool.
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And then Cheers, where Sam Malone, of course, hey sweetheart, how about you and me get outof here and have some real fun.
Or when Coach said, back in my day, the dames knew their place, behind the bar serving usdrinks.
And then The Honeymooners, Ralph Cramden, of course.
One of these days, Alice, pow, right in the kisser.
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The Chappelle show where Clayton Bigsby says, I'm a white supremacist and I'm blind.
Wow.
So then we'll get into songs.
So I specifically pulled songs from the 80s.
So Illegal Alien by Genesis.
I don't know if I remember like the actual song, but it says it's no fun being an illegalalien.
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I got to cross the Rio Grande.
Bless you.
Bless you.
Bless you.
Sorry.
Welcome to Florida in March.
Yeah, I think we talked about this last week.
It's March and it's Florida.
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yeah, yes.
All right, the next one is Into the Night by Benny Mardone's, which this one always getsme, where it says she's just 16 years old, leave her alone, they say.
Remember that song?
Yeah, that plays a lot on Yacht Rock.
Yeah.
Me So Horny by 2Life Crew.
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Me so horny, me love you long time.
This one I was really surprised about.
So She Bop by Cyndi Lauper.
That was about female masturbation.
Did you know that?
I had no idea, but the line is they say I better stop or I'll go blind.
Yeah.
(27:34):
So.
Now she just has psoriasis.
She does those commercials.
Yeah.
Girls just want to have fun.
my God.
Like a prayer, right, Madonna?
When you call my name, it's like a prayer.
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I'm down on my knees.
we pray on our knees.
Yes, we do.
Yes, we do.
One in a million by Guns N' Roses.
Immigrants and faggots, they make no sense to me.
Yep, I've heard that song.
I saw red by warrant.
I haven't heard warrant in a long time.
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And it said, saw, sometimes I do, it depends.
I saw red when I opened up the door.
I saw red, my heart just spilled out onto the floor, which I guess is an intense reactionto infidelity, could glorify violent outbursts.
Suicide Solution by Ozzy Osbourne.
(28:39):
Suicide Solution, wine is fine, but whiskey's quicker.
Turning Japanese, I'm turning Japanese.
I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so.
That was By the Vapors.
Relax, By Frankie Goes to Hollywood, which is, Relax, don't do it when you wanna come.
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Sweet Home Alabama, well I hope Neil Young will remember his southern man don't need himaround anyhow.
And then of course, baby, it's cold outside, which this one actually made me sad when theysay, say what's in this drink, you know, which implies coercion and date rape instead of
just the liquor.
Like, come on people, James Taylor sang that song.
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I don't think they had roofies back then.
Right, exactly.
So that's all I got for me.
So Danni, what's your BS this week?
nope, nope, hold on, hold on.
yeah.
(29:42):
All right, Danni, what's your BS?
I have a couple.
So I'm not a native Floridian.
have, I just moved to Sarasota a year and a half ago.
So I probably don't have a lot of reason to complain about this, but you you moved toFlorida or Sarasota because you love the beach.
Well, us we moved for a job, but it's beautiful here.
(30:05):
We love to go to the beach and I think it's.
absolute BS that if you live in Sarasota and you pay taxes in Sarasota and you all yourmoney goes to the Sarasota economy that when you go to the beach during season one you
have to pay to park and two there is no parking.
beach are you going to that you have to pay to park?
Lido.
(30:25):
Well, Lido.
I go to Lido.
So I go to Lido.
Yeah, but you can never find a spot.
mean, shoot, when my people were here, we'd gotten an all-out brawl in the parking lotwith some people from Massachusetts, of all places.
I'm like, well, girls.
So last year, no, that's free.
But it's always full.
Like, you could drive around there for 25 minutes.
(30:48):
But you used to be able to park on the road all the way leading to there.
Now you have to pay to park.
It's a park mobile.
But I just think that there should be, you know, can't they reserve 60 spots for peoplelike you could go down to the tax collector and get your little thing that says I live in
Sarasota, I pay taxes in Sarasota, I get to park in this specific spot.
(31:11):
Because if you don't get there.
you should do that.
I mean, you should actually contact your commissioners because, I mean, why can't you getlike a parking pass so when you're in a paid area, they just go right by your car.
But what they'll do, what they'll do, are you in the city of Sarasota or are you inSarasota County where you live?
Okay, so what they'll end up doing is they'll give it to the city of Sarasota, not thecounty of Sarasota, because Sarasota County is all the way down to Northport and so yeah.
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I just think that there should be some sort of, you know, a privilege or a right if youlive here and you...
most people that live in Florida for a while know that you don't go to the beach untilafter Easter, and then you're good until November.
Yeah.
last week and it was fun.
Like, you know, yeah, I just think we shouldn't be punished.
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I love having the, you know, it brings in it's good for the economy and all the people,but they also need to learn how to navigate that the stupid roundabouts.
Cause I'm like, it can't be that dumb.
Just follow the lines and you don't, it's a yield.
It's not a stop.
Let's, gosh.
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into a circle is hard.
It's hard for a lot of people.
They don't know how to merge.
The four way stops get me when the power goes out and there's no lights and people justfly through that.
Like, are you kidding me?
nobody has the right of way when the traffic lights go down.
Yes, and that happens a lot.
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My other BS is I'm just noticing that I've had this 10 times magnifier mirror for a reallylong time and now it looks normal.
I don't even have to get close anymore.
It's just not fair that 10 times doesn't do anything for me anymore.
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Do they have 20 times?
No?
I don't know.
You need to have them.
Yeah.
So those are my BS stories this week.
Okay, Krista?
Well, my BS, just to piggyback your beach situation, we went down to Venice and sinceCaspersen Beach, like the road to get out there isn't open, it's completely destroyed.
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Everybody was parking along that road that leads up there by sharkies and in the grass onthe side of the road.
Of course, there's no parking signs everywhere and people are still parking out thereanyways.
So as I was...
driving down that road, I was looking at all the tags and I was like, tourist, tourist.
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I kid you not, probably one out of every four or five cars was a tourist.
with no regard for rules or regulations for Florida.
Why aren't they towing those people?
Because there were so many cars like they were just so many cars.
They just they can't tow all those cars and I mean, I just I that like Like just fueled myfire.
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I'm like why do I cool you come to visit?
But can't you just stay in your hotel or your Airbnb?
Don't go to the beach.
Don't go to a restaurant Don't go to Publix at five o'clock when everybody else is tryingto go when they're getting off work Just stay in your in your
hotel, get door dashed, just you know, cool you're here but...
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saying that about you when you were in San Diego.
But I didn't have a car.
wasn't driving.
do think it's BS that they don't follow the rules in the laws.
Or they should be getting ticketed.
Yeah.
Well, I don't know why they're not handing out tickets then.
right, and then I was, I had my stuff on the beach, right?
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I was minding my own business.
was looking for shark's teeth.
Then this foreign family plops their ass literally right in front of my stuff.
Like, I mean, you could just go three, five, six feet to the right.
What's that?
Well.
wear those little nut hugger swim trunks.
were speaking French or German or something.
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I don't know what they were.
But they were lit and then they started like throwing a ball literally right behind mebetween me and my shit.
Like can you not go somewhere else?
Cause the rest of the beach around me was empty.
Why do you have to be right here on top of me?
Stop being happy at the beach, visitors.
Don't go on vacation and be happy.
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Exactly!
Or go somewhere else!
Okay, sorry.
That's my BS.
go to Lido, go to siesta.
See, I see us to can't take anymore.
People.
Go to St.
Pete.
Don't come to Sarasota or Venice.
Yeah, people can't even get on and off the key.
It's just awful.
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That's why we wait until the end of after Easter, you're good.
And Easter is late this year, which sucks, but yeah.
All right, so I have a couple BSs.
My first one is, you know when you're doing like an elaborate text, like whether you'remad at somebody or you're doing this really good thought out text and you get done with it
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you send it and then you realize that you had a typo.
story of my life.
UGH!
If you had an Apple phone you can click on it and edit it
after you already think you edited it, but then you realize that there's a mistake.
after you send it, can select that text message and it little bubble pops up and it saysedit and then you can go exactly back where you.
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pull it back.
could be able to do that on mine.
I never thought that I could.
that's BS.
You could even pull it back.
You could even unsend the message in a certain amount of time.
Yeah, I can do that.
But you can't unsend it if someone already saw it.
I mean, they've already seen it.
Yeah, so, whatever.
We have a big debate of Apple or Android.
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I'm the only Android and my phone is the best.
All right, so my other, it does, it's, you saw it, it's the cutest thing ever.
When you say like celebration or happy birthday.
juice.
That just sucks all the battery juice.
thousand people sending me, let's go to the beach every day.
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If you do happy birthday, it does little thingies.
And if you do celebrate, it does little.
a Samsung.
go up or congratulations, you have confetti?
no, I don't need that.
Yeah, see?
Yeah, and I get that from you guys all the time.
So.
Add face.
Love you guys.
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All right, so my BS, my next BS is, so people who hear one side of a story and then becomethe judge, jury, and executioner before hearing all the facts.
So to me, I think that is bullshit because if you're going to hear a story,
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and insert yourself into it, you might wanna get all the facts before you make judgmentsor make decisions that you probably will not be able to take back one day.
And I will just say that if you think this song is about you, you're probably right.
All right, so that's all I got.
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You guys have anything else?
I love that BS, Jen, because, you know, I mean, and sometimes I might be guilty of it too,because I might just hear one side strictly from my friend, but I'm always gonna be that
loyal person that says, that's so wrong, I don't agree with that, I don't like that.
But.
If you can't and don't people do that?
Like they're like, okay, yes, I hear you.
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I'm sorry that happened to you.
And then walk away and never talk about it.
That's fine.
That's fine.
You're you know what I mean?
You can't sometimes you can't get away from people.
But if you're hearing that side, and then making decisions and then acting upon thosedecisions without.
Yes.
to everybody.
know, when you don't really know what's going on.
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You know, I think women especially, yeah, and women are especially guilty of that becausewe always want to be in the know of everything and we're really not in the know.
You know?
And you ruin relationships that way because like what we talked about a couple of times,like if you do that and you get in the middle,
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And you're gonna destroy your relationship with everybody involved, especially if it'sfamily, because they're eventually gonna work things out and you're gonna be the odd man
out.
Like I would never get involved in like any boyfriend-girlfriend thing or husband-wifething because they're gonna work it out and blood is thicker than water and no.
I learned that a long time ago.
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remember someone told me, well, I had an old boyfriend that once told me there's threesides to every story, his, hers, and the truth.
And then I don't even remember who told me this, but they said never talk to your parentsabout boyfriends if you're in a fight because you're gonna get back together.
They're already gonna not like them, know, unless it's something, of course, abuse orsomething like that.
But yeah, just, you know, listen and that's it.
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Yeah, and half the time that's what they want you to do.
They just want you to listen.
just want you to listen.
when I went through my first divorce, I had some childhood friends and they were friendswith me, obviously, and my ex.
And when we split up, they told me they're like, I'm going to be friends with you nomatter what.
It's like, you know, even though the her husband was really good friends with my ex, shewas like, I'm going to we're going to be friends forever.
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Like, you know, I know I shouldn't pick sides, but I'm definitely going to pick your sidebecause we've been friends for a very, very, very, very long time.
since we were children.
Have I heard from her since?
No!
That was...
We split up in 2012...
2011.
friends.
That's the way I look at it.
They were never your friends.
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Probably just jealous.
This was fun.
is what it is.
Yep, C'est la vie.
Fun podcast today.
All right.
Absolutely.
to have an episode next Monday to celebrate St.
Patrick's Day.
So join us then.
Bye.
Bye.
Have a great week.
Welcome back to Fierce AF and funny, because we are hilarious.
Yeah, so I'm Jennifer, we got Krista, wave Krista, and Danni we got Danni.
All right, so I'm just gonna start off today with a little funny.
So you guys remember all the little calendars that I had on my desk?
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This one I just thought was funny.
So it's from the Britannica calendar and it says, after being shot,
President James Garfield received such poor medical treatment that his assassin confessedto the shooting, but argued that the doctors actually murdered him.
That is funny, is that true?
Wow, that's funny.
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That is funny.
Well today I'm talking about the resurfacing of Casey Anthony.
I mean, this girl has some serious cojones.
Like, she has to be certifiably crazy.
But the thing that's striking to me right now, for those of you who don't know who CaseyAnthony is, Nancy Grace calls her top mom.
She was in 2011 put on trial for murdering her two-year-old daughter, Kaylee.
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And so she was charged.
It went on and on and on.
In 2011, she was acquitted, completely acquitted, where I don't really think there, otherthan those jury members, I don't think there's a person in the world that thinks she
didn't do it.
It took them 31 days to tell the...
police report Kaylee Missing.
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31 days, a two year old and you know she was partying and there's just a lot of stuff forpeople that don't know she was acquitted so you we can't talk about whether she was right
or wrong, whether our beliefs are that she was absolutely wrong.
I think she's the most guilty person in the world but that's just my opinion.
But on March 1st she made her announcement after being kind of out of the spotlight foralmost 14 years.
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Well, not really spotlight.
She did a podcast in I believe it was 2014 or 22 about not a podcast but a little miniseries on on I don't remember but It was then then she blamed everything on her dad So
none of the dad stuff came up during her whole trial, but then on this this little miniseries She made it sound like her father George
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killed Kaylee and told her to be quiet.
So, but then from then on, you know, then they have all these body language experts andvoice experts that just say she's just lying about everything.
And I think she's just complete narcissist and whatever, but she resurfaced on March 1st.
Now she's claiming that she's an advocate for LGBTQ rights and women's rights.
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And I'm thinking, well, your daughter would be a woman by now.
And you you ought to be getting justice for Kaylee.
There was a lot of weird stuff around her, the father.
No one knows who the father of Kaylee was that never came out.
There were like six guys that could have been.
There was some speculation that the little girl's name, it was Kaylee after Casey and Lee.
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Lee is Casey's brother.
So it was weird.
He did a paternity test and he was not found to be the father.
Damn.
Talk about bizarre.
mean, the whole case was bizarre, but what I think is absolutely just incredible now isthat she's resurfacing saying she's for LGBTQ and women's rights.
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I think she's just a big money grabber.
I mean, we already have the ACLU.
We certainly don't need you, Casey.
Well, what is she so what is she doing?
I haven't I haven't seen specifically her but I've seen people talk about it on TikTok.
for a private investigator in Orlando, Florida for a really long time.
In September, she moved to Tennessee to be with her married boyfriend that was 10 yearsolder than she.
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He has two young adult children.
Thank God they're not little kids.
I mean, you can't be having little kids around her.
I would.
Yeah.
she have like her own TikTok page?
Is that what's happening?
on, what is the one that the stock, stock something?
What is that one?
TikTok and the stock shock talk.
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What is it?
Stock?
What's Doc for?
It's another platform.
And she's got followers.
And you know, I just think it's incredible.
Yeah.
Substack.
Yeah.
And she's using the platform.
Apparently she was thrust into the spotlight.
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This case was so huge.
Do you remember it?
Yeah.
are these people giving her the platform and monetizing her?
Well, probably the same way they're doing it to the Mendez brothers and to the guy who
her...
The drama.
It's the drama.
It's a shock value.
the Luigi guy that just plainly shot the healthcare guy in the back, he has like, he'smade over half a million dollars in donations and these women are going crazy.
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so hot.
It's just bizarre to me.
know what is wrong with people, yeah, so, yeah, she said she never asked for this, but shewas thrust into it.
But she's been met with a lot of very, right.
you're gonna go public with it and yeah, draw attention to it.
Well, she she she's been met with wide widespread criticism.
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Nancy Grace ripped her up one side and down the other.
So she doesn't even have a relationship with her family anymore, right?
She sometimes talks to her mother and her brother but not her father, especially probablyafter that miniseries where she accused him of killing her.
She accused him of drowning her.
that she drowned in the pool or something and they try to cover it up.
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Is that the one?
that's what she said her dad did.
But her car smelled like a decomposing body.
Yeah.
And who knows how long she drove around in the car with that poor little baby.
I hope her new boyfriend is aware of her knowledge of chloroform, because he might benext.
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So I just think it's bizarre how intrigued they are by these evil, evil people.
Now the Menendez brothers might be getting out of prison after killing their parents.
They've been in there for 35 years.
Well, that's in Krista got me watching the Ruby Frank story and that was just good Lord.
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There's only there's only three or four episodes.
It's not that long, but it's just my God.
She was.
Yeah, she she's a they're out of Utah, so they're Mormon and they started started.
family vlogging and she became extremely popular.
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She's a mother of six and now she's in jail for child abuse.
so that so this story goes on to tell the insides of what happened and what led up to thatand it is just so disturbing.
It's awful how she treated her family.
Awful.
How she treated her husband.
How she treated her kids.
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Yeah, it's so bad.
sick people and then they get away with some of them.
I mean, obviously she didn't get away with it, but for Casey Anthony to be able to walkaround this this world and continue to take money and earn money is just it's beyond me,
beyond me.
But Georgian.
say is they're gonna have to, you know, they're gonna be judged one day and it's, youknow, whenever that may be.
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Her parents are still married.
So, you know, I would think that that could break a family apart for sure.
If dad did it.
I don't think that the mom would have stuck by him had she felt like he did it.
So it's just a bizarre story.
But that was what I wanted to talk about today.
That just is, it's so bizarre to me that people are so enamored with somebody is evil androtten.
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as Casey Anthony.
So what were you talking about before we came on the podcast with the girl in Dominican?
I'm just furious about with these parents of these teenage college-age women who allowtheir children to go to places like the Dominican Republic for by themselves or with other
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girls for spring break.
They have been saying for months on and warning and warning and warning do not go to theDominican Republic and you know these little girls are probably like dad please I really
want to go everything's be fine and then they turn up missing.
You know, what did you think was going to happen?
They said don't go.
So where is your responsibility of saying no to your child?
Well, if they're college age, what are you going to do?
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Well, that's true.
That's true.
It just infuriates me.
These are your little girls and they're not adults when they're 18, 19, 21 years old.
You've seen it from all the interviews, Girls Gone Wild and all these things.
Those are somebody's little girls.
Yeah.
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but you know, I just think stop celebrating that tell these children No, you can go to abeach in florida or you can not florida.
We don't want them come here, but You could go to a beach somewhere else but not in notyeah, south carolina texas somewhere like that, but Stay in america for right now, you
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know until the warnings are lifted and you know And I know you're safe or i'm gonna gowith you and I won't
I won't, you know, intrude on your space, but I need to know that you're safe.
Our job, even when they're young adults, is to keep them safe.
And sending them to the Dominican Republic after warning, after warning, after warning, isnot keeping them safe.
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You're not supposed to.
No.
the Dominican for our honeymoon and that was, that'll be five years in December.
And they said, don't leave the resort.
Like just, you know, just stay at the resort and you're fine.
But the minute you walk off of that property, you don't know what's gonna happen.
for the people who live there and, you know, we're not dissing on the Dominican Republic,but we are saying that it's very dangerous.
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So if you're a young girl, right, right.
spring break places.
to Jamaica and we're going to stay on a resort.
We're not leaving.
No.
Right.
Yeah, it's scary.
Yeah.
But that was my rant for today.
Just keep your daughters safe.
Yeah, good point.
human trafficking and things that are so prevalent that we know about now.
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So those were my stories today.
Krista, what do you got?
Well, I just, I was looking on the internet and this popped up on my search and I'm not areally big history buff, but I found these facts or false facts pretty interesting and
I'll just go through some of them.
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So like the Vikings, you know when you saw the Vikings where they wear the horned helmets?
Well, that was false.
They never wore those.
That myth began in the 19th century opera, so they never wore those kind of helmets inbattle, they only wore them in the operas.
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So everyone thought that, the Vikings wore horned helmets, and no, they really didn't,they just wore regular helmets.
Yeah, right?
Cooler.
Haven't you watched Vikings on History, the History Channel?
Did they wear helmets with horns?
No?
Okay, yeah.
not, but they wore different type of head protection, but they didn't have horns.
a picture of a helmet with just a simple helmet.
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I feel like when you're at war with these horns and you would be able to see them more andthey wouldn't be as camouflaged, you know?
they don't want to cover up those beautiful faces.
I mean at least on the History Channel.
Some of those Vikings are.
The next one, Napoleon really wasn't short.
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He was well above average.
So he measured about five foot six.
And that was actually, well, they said that was, they said that was average in that era.
And the British propaganda basically portrayed him as a little grumpy fellow, which hereally wasn't.
He was actually a genius and a strategist and an ambitious king.
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So it was probably a little bit like Elon, just a little bit, you know, just different.
a little odd.
Yeah.
Medieval people didn't believe that the earth was flat.
Yeah, a lot of people thought it was...
Right, right.
But I guess they thought that the medieval people thought it was flat, but really it wasjust...
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It said they understood that the planet is a sphere and that was dating back in ancientGreek.
What was that?
Sorry.
My foofy shirt got caught on the microphone.
Sorry.
why we're practical clothes.
The next one, the Great Wall of China is not visible from outer space.
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They always say that it is, you know.
The astronauts confirm that they can't see it.
It's too thin and it weaves in and out like trees and stuff are blocking it.
because they don't have anyone in outer space ever?
right?
Or that's another, yeah.
And then they said they can view like big highways and big cities, not long thin walls.
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The Salem witch trials didn't burn witches at the stake.
What?
Yes they did.
listen, The accused witches in Salem were not burned at the stake but executed throughhanging.
The whole burning of the witches thing came from European witch hunts, not Salem.
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Don't they have like a whole tour based on that in Salem?
it does does know what they do shit show that they hung they were hung.
Yeah
so more, that's boring.
Yeah.
Salem in October, isn't boring.
It's...
Whoa.
It's crazy.
And it's busy.
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And I've never seen so many people that are different from me there in my life.
Yeah.
You see that here?
Yeah.
need to know what that means right now.
the next one Marie Antoinette never said let them eat cake.
Aww.
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It's the most infamous saying ever and she never actually said it.
The saying appeared in writings years and years beforehand and no record at all evermentioned that she uttered it.
why you asked me who came up with Bye Felicia?
You're doing your research?
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Well I didn't either.
I Googled it.
Yeah.
You Googled it?
Oh my God.
She doesn't know what a poplar tree is, but she's going to Google that.
I know, should have googled.
That just was not a funny joke.
It was a dad joke for sure.
It was great.
I laughed.
It's a dad joke calendar.
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The next one, Paul Revere didn't yell, the British were coming.
He rode through the town.
He rode through the town.
Well, that never happened since most colonists were still considered themselves asBritish, running through the streets yelling, the British are coming wouldn't have made
much sense.
Right?
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Instead, Revere quietly warned people using a network of writers to spread the message.
So yeah, our people are coming, you know, like, that would have been little moreefficient.
I know.
Cleopatra really wasn't Egyptian.
What the hell was she?
She was Greek.
She was 100 % Greek.
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Isn't that crazy?
I know.
I know.
don't like history.
I'm not a history buff, but these were pretty interesting.
They are definitely teaching us falsities in school.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The next one, George Washington's teeth weren't really wooden.
Okay, well I believe that.
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His teeth were terrible, but they were made of they weren't made of wood his denturesincluded real human teeth animal bones and ivory Yeah
I think most people's teeth were pretty rotten back then, especially English teeth.
right.
Thomas Edison didn't really invent the light bulb.
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who did?
He played a crucial role in participating and commercializing the light bulb, but hedidn't actually invent it from scratch.
Several inventors including Joseph Swan and Humphrey Davy already created the earlierversions, but Edison...
or something?
I feel like I've heard some stories about maybe some African-Americans had done that.
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I guess so.
yeah.
He just contributed to developing a longer lasting filament and making the bulb practicalfor everyday use.
And my last one is Pocahontas and John Smith had a romance, which is false.
She was, what's that?
What?
John Smith?
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Who's John Smith?
We can Google it after.
Yeah.
America and I don't know, he was...
Google that.
Like you knew who John Smith was.
see Pocahontas, the Disney movie?
never seen Pocahontas.
Okay, you gotta watch it.
well the movie like romanticized them like they had they were had a romantic involvementWhich is false because she was a lot younger than him.
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She was a child and he was a grown man
Eww.
Not maybe back then.
Yeah.
Heard of...
Weinstein?
Weinstein?
What was the other question I had?
I forget.
All right.
What about, yeah, can, yeah, tell the people about your frog.
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Wait, tell the people about your frog issue.
Okay, well, when it rains, lot of frogs are attracted to my front stoop for some god awfulreason, I don't know why, and I am definitely from...
Well, I have a black door, and then we have a gold number pad, and this frog, and it wasdark when I got home from the gym.
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Now it's dark at like 7, 10 when I came home from the gym, and I saw something moving.
and I quickly turned my flashlight on on my phone and then there it was, sitting orwhatever, suctioned to my...
So then I take a picture of it and I send it to Jay-Z and he immediately calls me becausehe knows I'm in the full blown panic, anxiety, like I'm gonna pass out and I'm trying to
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be quiet because again, it's dark, everybody, the neighborhood is quiet and I'm trying tolike...
How am I gonna get in the house?
How am I gonna get in the house?
I don't have a garage door opener.
This is the only way to get in the house.
I was gonna either have to like cut open the screen door and then beat in the glassslider.
And my thing is, stop getting home from the gym when it's still dark outside.
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Sleep in.
See, going to the gym that early is not good for your health.
light?
Yes, but I can't.
The the the our the the front porch light flips our breaker.
So if it's if it's on for too long, the breaker goes off and then our fridge and freezerin the garage goes off.
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It's all in the same whatever breaker.
It's just it's a hot mess.
whenever you come, when you walk by it.
So anyways, that was my morning yesterday, among other things.
I've tried to rationalize with her frogs over the years and it just it doesn't work.
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a phobia.
And then I have people sending me frog text messages.
Jason actually sent me a picture of two frogs right after it happened in their thing thatmeasures their water, like the rain at work.
There were two stupid big ass frogs in it and he sent me a picture of it.
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That's what I have to deal with.
That would make me so happy.
No!
It's so gross.
They're not slimy.
You know they're not slimy, right?
shit what they are, they are disgusting.
They're sticky.
Some of them are sticky.
love to just hold them.
Oh my god, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, sorry.
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Have you always been that way or is that just something new?
it's getting worse and worse as I get older.
I don't think I ever really, what's that?
gotta face your fear.
No, that's bullshit because like remember fear factor and like they would put you putpeople in like those containers with like snakes or I would lose my, I would honestly just
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die.
Like let me just die.
It would be better.
Yeah.
can't, I felt my heart racing.
Like I was, I should have looked at my watch to see what my watch was saying about myheart rate when I was encountering this frog yesterday.
making fun of her, Danni.
No, I feel bad for her.
Missing out.
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I'm gonna throw Jen's cats at you next time.
Ugh.
Yeah, okay.
it.
Good Lord.
All right.
So my thing that I'm talking about today is I actually had one story and I was kind ofbored with it and then I thought about this.
So I may talk about that on another day, but I wanted to talk about TV shows and songsthat have lyrics in them or a line that people would be extremely offended by today.
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So.
So the first one I have is All in the Family, where Archie Bunker says, you're a dumb poollock meathead.
That probably wouldn't go over very well today.
wait, is that, that's just something he said on the reg.
Like, he was just right out of racist and bigot.
Yeah.
the whole show.
And the reason why I thought about this is if you ever, did you guys watch Cheers?
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Okay, go back and watch Cheers now.
And it is like you're sitting there and you're like, oh my God.
And it's still on TV.
So I guess people just haven't gotten that far.
so my next one is Three's Company, where Jack Tripper says, I'm so gay, I could join thevillage people.
You
Jen, let me stop you for a second.
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Like literally, I had this conversation with my trainer Saturday morning aboutinappropriate shows from back in the day.
I kid you not, yes, we literally had this conversation.
my God, that's crazy.
my next one, Duke's a Hazard, which I really don't, but ain't nobody gonna catch us in theGeneral Lee because of the Confederate flag.
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Married with Children, Al Bundy, Peg, women don't belong in the workforce, they belong inthe kitchen.
Buzz and Buddies, so Kip Wilson said, I make a better woman than half the dames in thisbuilding.
I dream of.
Yeah, I dream of Jeannie where she says, yes, master, my wish is your command.
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she was a genie.
That's true, but yeah, my master.
know, because if you look at HGTV now, it's not the master suite anymore.
It's the primary bedroom.
Have you noticed that?
Yeah.
So they have Mork and Mindy on here where Mork says earthlings are so primitive.
Yeah, yeah
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true.
The Jeffersons, I don't care what those honkies think.
George said that.
Good times where JJ Evans says, Dino Mike, we still the poorest folks in the projects.
I loved that show.
I know.
Samford and Son, Fred Samford, you've been big dummy acting like some lazy fool.
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And then Cheers, where Sam Malone, of course, hey sweetheart, how about you and me get outof here and have some real fun.
Or when Coach said, back in my day, the dames knew their place, behind the bar serving usdrinks.
And then The Honeymooners, Ralph Cramden, of course.
One of these days, Alice, pow, right in the kisser.
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The Chappelle show where Clayton Bigsby says, I'm a white supremacist and I'm blind.
Wow.
So then we'll get into songs.
So I specifically pulled songs from the 80s.
So Illegal Alien by Genesis.
I don't know if I remember like the actual song, but it says it's no fun being an illegalalien.
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I got to cross the Rio Grande.
Bless you.
Bless you.
Bless you.
Sorry.
Welcome to Florida in March.
Yeah, I think we talked about this last week.
It's March and it's Florida.
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yeah, yes.
All right, the next one is Into the Night by Benny Mardone's, which this one always getsme, where it says she's just 16 years old, leave her alone, they say.
Remember that song?
Yeah, that plays a lot on Yacht Rock.
Yeah.
Me So Horny by 2Life Crew.
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Me so horny, me love you long time.
This one I was really surprised about.
So She Bop by Cyndi Lauper.
That was about female masturbation.
Did you know that?
I had no idea, but the line is they say I better stop or I'll go blind.
Yeah.
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So.
Now she just has psoriasis.
She does those commercials.
Yeah.
Girls just want to have fun.
my God.
Like a prayer, right, Madonna?
When you call my name, it's like a prayer.
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I'm down on my knees.
we pray on our knees.
Yes, we do.
Yes, we do.
One in a million by Guns N' Roses.
Immigrants and faggots, they make no sense to me.
Yep, I've heard that song.
I saw red by warrant.
I haven't heard warrant in a long time.
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And it said, saw, sometimes I do, it depends.
I saw red when I opened up the door.
I saw red, my heart just spilled out onto the floor, which I guess is an intense reactionto infidelity, could glorify violent outbursts.
Suicide Solution by Ozzy Osbourne.
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Suicide Solution, wine is fine, but whiskey's quicker.
Turning Japanese, I'm turning Japanese.
I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so.
That was By the Vapors.
Relax, By Frankie Goes to Hollywood, which is, Relax, don't do it when you wanna come.
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Sweet Home Alabama, well I hope Neil Young will remember his southern man don't need himaround anyhow.
And then of course, baby, it's cold outside, which this one actually made me sad when theysay, say what's in this drink, you know, which implies coercion and date rape instead of
just the liquor.
Like, come on people, James Taylor sang that song.
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I don't think they had roofies back then.
Right, exactly.
So that's all I got for me.
So Danni, what's your BS this week?
nope, nope, hold on, hold on.
yeah.
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All right, Danni, what's your BS?
I have a couple.
So I'm not a native Floridian.
have, I just moved to Sarasota a year and a half ago.
So I probably don't have a lot of reason to complain about this, but you you moved toFlorida or Sarasota because you love the beach.
Well, us we moved for a job, but it's beautiful here.
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We love to go to the beach and I think it's.
absolute BS that if you live in Sarasota and you pay taxes in Sarasota and you all yourmoney goes to the Sarasota economy that when you go to the beach during season one you
have to pay to park and two there is no parking.
beach are you going to that you have to pay to park?
Lido.
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Well, Lido.
I go to Lido.
So I go to Lido.
Yeah, but you can never find a spot.
mean, shoot, when my people were here, we'd gotten an all-out brawl in the parking lotwith some people from Massachusetts, of all places.
I'm like, well, girls.
So last year, no, that's free.
But it's always full.
Like, you could drive around there for 25 minutes.
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But you used to be able to park on the road all the way leading to there.
Now you have to pay to park.
It's a park mobile.
But I just think that there should be, you know, can't they reserve 60 spots for peoplelike you could go down to the tax collector and get your little thing that says I live in
Sarasota, I pay taxes in Sarasota, I get to park in this specific spot.
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Because if you don't get there.
you should do that.
I mean, you should actually contact your commissioners because, I mean, why can't you getlike a parking pass so when you're in a paid area, they just go right by your car.
But what they'll do, what they'll do, are you in the city of Sarasota or are you inSarasota County where you live?
Okay, so what they'll end up doing is they'll give it to the city of Sarasota, not thecounty of Sarasota, because Sarasota County is all the way down to Northport and so yeah.
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I just think that there should be some sort of, you know, a privilege or a right if youlive here and you...
most people that live in Florida for a while know that you don't go to the beach untilafter Easter, and then you're good until November.
Yeah.
last week and it was fun.
Like, you know, yeah, I just think we shouldn't be punished.
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I love having the, you know, it brings in it's good for the economy and all the people,but they also need to learn how to navigate that the stupid roundabouts.
Cause I'm like, it can't be that dumb.
Just follow the lines and you don't, it's a yield.
It's not a stop.
Let's, gosh.
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into a circle is hard.
It's hard for a lot of people.
They don't know how to merge.
The four way stops get me when the power goes out and there's no lights and people justfly through that.
Like, are you kidding me?
nobody has the right of way when the traffic lights go down.
Yes, and that happens a lot.
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My other BS is I'm just noticing that I've had this 10 times magnifier mirror for a reallylong time and now it looks normal.
I don't even have to get close anymore.
It's just not fair that 10 times doesn't do anything for me anymore.
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Do they have 20 times?
No?
I don't know.
You need to have them.
Yeah.
So those are my BS stories this week.
Okay, Krista?
Well, my BS, just to piggyback your beach situation, we went down to Venice and sinceCaspersen Beach, like the road to get out there isn't open, it's completely destroyed.
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Everybody was parking along that road that leads up there by sharkies and in the grass onthe side of the road.
Of course, there's no parking signs everywhere and people are still parking out thereanyways.
So as I was...
driving down that road, I was looking at all the tags and I was like, tourist, tourist.
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I kid you not, probably one out of every four or five cars was a tourist.
with no regard for rules or regulations for Florida.
Why aren't they towing those people?
Because there were so many cars like they were just so many cars.
They just they can't tow all those cars and I mean, I just I that like Like just fueled myfire.
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I'm like why do I cool you come to visit?
But can't you just stay in your hotel or your Airbnb?
Don't go to the beach.
Don't go to a restaurant Don't go to Publix at five o'clock when everybody else is tryingto go when they're getting off work Just stay in your in your
hotel, get door dashed, just you know, cool you're here but...
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saying that about you when you were in San Diego.
But I didn't have a car.
wasn't driving.
do think it's BS that they don't follow the rules in the laws.
Or they should be getting ticketed.
Yeah.
Well, I don't know why they're not handing out tickets then.
right, and then I was, I had my stuff on the beach, right?
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I was minding my own business.
was looking for shark's teeth.
Then this foreign family plops their ass literally right in front of my stuff.
Like, I mean, you could just go three, five, six feet to the right.
What's that?
Well.
wear those little nut hugger swim trunks.
were speaking French or German or something.
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I don't know what they were.
But they were lit and then they started like throwing a ball literally right behind mebetween me and my shit.
Like can you not go somewhere else?
Cause the rest of the beach around me was empty.
Why do you have to be right here on top of me?
Stop being happy at the beach, visitors.
Don't go on vacation and be happy.
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Exactly!
Or go somewhere else!
Okay, sorry.
That's my BS.
go to Lido, go to siesta.
See, I see us to can't take anymore.
People.
Go to St.
Pete.
Don't come to Sarasota or Venice.
Yeah, people can't even get on and off the key.
It's just awful.
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That's why we wait until the end of after Easter, you're good.
And Easter is late this year, which sucks, but yeah.
All right, so I have a couple BSs.
My first one is, you know when you're doing like an elaborate text, like whether you'remad at somebody or you're doing this really good thought out text and you get done with it
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you send it and then you realize that you had a typo.
story of my life.
UGH!
If you had an Apple phone you can click on it and edit it
after you already think you edited it, but then you realize that there's a mistake.
after you send it, can select that text message and it little bubble pops up and it saysedit and then you can go exactly back where you.
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pull it back.
could be able to do that on mine.
I never thought that I could.
that's BS.
You could even pull it back.
You could even unsend the message in a certain amount of time.
Yeah, I can do that.
But you can't unsend it if someone already saw it.
I mean, they've already seen it.
Yeah, so, whatever.
We have a big debate of Apple or Android.
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I'm the only Android and my phone is the best.
All right, so my other, it does, it's, you saw it, it's the cutest thing ever.
When you say like celebration or happy birthday.
juice.
That just sucks all the battery juice.
thousand people sending me, let's go to the beach every day.
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If you do happy birthday, it does little thingies.
And if you do celebrate, it does little.
a Samsung.
go up or congratulations, you have confetti?
no, I don't need that.
Yeah, see?
Yeah, and I get that from you guys all the time.
So.
Add face.
Love you guys.
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All right, so my BS, my next BS is, so people who hear one side of a story and then becomethe judge, jury, and executioner before hearing all the facts.
So to me, I think that is bullshit because if you're going to hear a story,
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and insert yourself into it, you might wanna get all the facts before you make judgmentsor make decisions that you probably will not be able to take back one day.
And I will just say that if you think this song is about you, you're probably right.
All right, so that's all I got.
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You guys have anything else?
I love that BS, Jen, because, you know, I mean, and sometimes I might be guilty of it too,because I might just hear one side strictly from my friend, but I'm always gonna be that
loyal person that says, that's so wrong, I don't agree with that, I don't like that.
But.
If you can't and don't people do that?
Like they're like, okay, yes, I hear you.
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I'm sorry that happened to you.
And then walk away and never talk about it.
That's fine.
That's fine.
You're you know what I mean?
You can't sometimes you can't get away from people.
But if you're hearing that side, and then making decisions and then acting upon thosedecisions without.
Yes.
to everybody.
know, when you don't really know what's going on.
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You know, I think women especially, yeah, and women are especially guilty of that becausewe always want to be in the know of everything and we're really not in the know.
You know?
And you ruin relationships that way because like what we talked about a couple of times,like if you do that and you get in the middle,
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And you're gonna destroy your relationship with everybody involved, especially if it'sfamily, because they're eventually gonna work things out and you're gonna be the odd man
out.
Like I would never get involved in like any boyfriend-girlfriend thing or husband-wifething because they're gonna work it out and blood is thicker than water and no.
I learned that a long time ago.
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remember someone told me, well, I had an old boyfriend that once told me there's threesides to every story, his, hers, and the truth.
And then I don't even remember who told me this, but they said never talk to your parentsabout boyfriends if you're in a fight because you're gonna get back together.
They're already gonna not like them, know, unless it's something, of course, abuse orsomething like that.
But yeah, just, you know, listen and that's it.
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Yeah, and half the time that's what they want you to do.
They just want you to listen.
just want you to listen.
when I went through my first divorce, I had some childhood friends and they were friendswith me, obviously, and my ex.
And when we split up, they told me they're like, I'm going to be friends with you nomatter what.
It's like, you know, even though the her husband was really good friends with my ex, shewas like, I'm going to we're going to be friends forever.
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Like, you know, I know I shouldn't pick sides, but I'm definitely going to pick your sidebecause we've been friends for a very, very, very, very long time.
since we were children.
Have I heard from her since?
No!
That was...
We split up in 2012...
2011.
friends.
That's the way I look at it.
They were never your friends.
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Probably just jealous.
This was fun.
is what it is.
Yep, C'est la vie.
Fun podcast today.
All right.
Absolutely.
to have an episode next Monday to celebrate St.
Patrick's Day.
So join us then.
Bye.
Bye.
Have a great week.
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