In episode 7 of Greenstream, Marcus Schafer and Pat Collins unpack why annuities, especially those labeled “deferred” or “variable”, often fail investors. Through the lens of the Rosenthal family’s costly mistake, they explore why annuities are so complex, how high fees and opaque terms work against consumers, and when (if ever) annuities make sense. From fear-based sales pitches to hidden tax pitfalls, this episode is a must-listen for anyone considering annuities as part of a retirement plan.
00:00 The Bad Reputation of Annuities¹ – the Rosenthal Family’s foundation lost money, despite stock markets doubling, while the salesperson got rich
04:02 Insurance Isn’t Bought, It’s Sold – how simple sales pitches mask 500+ pages of legalese even Pat struggles to understand
10:04 Annuities’ Intended Purpose² ³ ⁴ ⁵ – longevity insurance has a role and has existed since Ancient Rome
18:46 The Annuity Puzzle³ ⁴ ⁵ – if annuitization solves retirement risks, why don’t more people buy them?
21:09 Deferred Annuities as Accumulation Products – most annuities sold today are hybrids of costly, complex investment/insurance vehicles
28:23 The Hidden Costs of Annuities¹ – how one client underperformed the S&P by 7% per year over 18 years
37:00 Variable Annuities Are the Most Missold – what “guaranteed” riders actually mean when you unpack the contract
42:56 When Annuities Make Sense – only in their purest form (SPIAs), and under guidance of a 100% fee-only, 100% fiduciary advisor
49:25 Tax Implications and Wealth Transfer – ordinary income taxes, no step-up in basis, and painful outcomes for heirs
The Best of What We Researched
¹A Couple Won the Powerball. Investing It Turned Into Tragedy (WSJ, 2024)
²The History Of Annuities in the United States (Poterba, 1997)
³2024 Retail Annuity Sales Power to a Record $432.4 Billion (LIMRA, 2025)
⁴New Evidence on the Money’s Worth of Individual Annuities (Mitchell, 2001)
⁵The Value of Annuities (Wettstein, 2021)
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