Ep.29 Dellen Millard and Mark Smich, Asshole Ambishun?

Some murder due to an unholy compulsion. Some take lives as a result of years of abuse. Still others kill to get ahead, to bury a lie, or for sweet revenge. Dellen Millard is a rare case - a special kind of asshole - who murders out of sheer boredom. 

 

Raised as the wealthy heir to a private airline, Dell veers off the path to the corporate top and instead takes a darker road. Lined with video games, drug abuse, theft, and eventually murder. Join Chris and Brad as they dive in some of Canada's worst, as they welcome back guest star Stallone, along with surprise appearances to include Matt Money, Ziek McClaughlin, Papa Dinero, and introducing for the first time...Baby Peso. 

Episode Transcript

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Music.

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You know keeping away the the viruses
but i'm not gonna i don't trust that you don't
trust that oh absolutely not no way i would
never go to like some kind of porn site on my computer that
i have like you know i like pay bills
on and shit like that yeah you gotta
get like a trash computer for that like oh yeah do you

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a backup with a fucking prepaid card yeah my
fucking my burner laptop your your vin
mo card yeah it's the
only charge is like pornhub and fucking gas station
beer living a good
life on the surface rad larson
is a mild-mannered great husband and father

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his computer is perfectly
clean yes no semen yeah and
no traces of semen but then you look
under the mattress and you find the burner laptop it's like
a dark web it's a fucking 2006 dell a bunch of just a bunch of fucking like

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random ass prepaid cards with different names on them exactly lucas troy like
who the fuck is lucas troy he loves porn he doesn't Does it look like an Enrique?
I go by many names. Enrique.
You got to roll the R on that one, man. I thought you didn't roll R's.

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I don't, but I said you got to. Oh, my bad, my bad.
I mean, every once in a while, you know, I can. I just, not,
I can't do it on the spot. You know, like if you're like, hey,
say a word, roll the R. I'm like, no.
But like if I'm just, you know, in the moment, not thinking about it. Okay.
Performance anxiety gotcha i guess i

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don't know man this is relaunched to update i could update my
browser right now do you think i need to update it i think it's fine right it
heard you talking about the porn it did it did
clean me brad get this
stuff out of me brad clean my hard drive brad oh
yeah it's got a sexy voice it does

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naturally essentially it's trying
to entice me because i haven't done that to it you know it's just
poor blue balled computer over here
i see the wife's not home brad come play come play with my hard drive would
you like to play a game hey when them movies like that like back in the like

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80s and early 90s wasn't there what was that show it was like a show right where like some computer
woman like popped up and and the two you know boys they were like teenage boys
were like in love with her i don't know oh yeah yeah yeah yeah uh weird science
there you go weird science yeah.
That was a movie and i think they did turn it to a
show see i know i was like

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damn is this if i'm making this shit up in my head and like it's just some random
shit i'm just like yeah that existed like it was like a
hot weird you know computer shit
weird science i'm i can't type and talk at
the same time so yeah yeah weird science official trailer 1985
comedy and yeah and
i was like i was wanted to watch the movie

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because i'm like i wonder if she gets like naked in the movie
you know but i'm guessing probably not it's rated
pg-13 so i'm like nah yeah it
leaves it to your imagination oh tv series 1994 to
1998 yeah yeah yeah
they left a lot to the imagination there you know like you had to watch you
know you had to watch porn on those channels that didn't really come in right

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you know they were all like staticky and shit you're like oh that's a boob that's
a oh yeah yeah yeah like fucking that's all you need back then man just a boob
a green weird boob i was like i heard a moan i hope it was a chick.
I would pretend it was a chick i don't want to pop on the dude's moan that's weird,

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i'm like oh no no confused you can't take it back you can't take it back you
can't put the toothpaste back in the back of the bottle and you can't sugar
come back down your dick when When you accidentally came to another man's mom.
Now going forward, like every time I'm with a chick, I'm like,
all right, now you got to get a deep voice.

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I'm not going to work. So tell me, Oh yeah, baby.
She's like, what the fuck? Do you just like stub your toe or something?
I don't know. This isn't working.
God. Want to turn your volume up just a little bit?
Just, I think just a little bit. it i don't but okay that's fine don't do it

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don't do it all right i did i don't mean to hear you i touched it.
Computer starts talking to you you never touch me chris yeah turn it all the way up chris,
matzah i got an old computer man i think i need to get a apple computer yeah
update bro i need an apple computer this is a fucking lenova a what yeah is

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that from fucking like bulgaria or something.
Wait what is this i think it's like hp i don't know what the fuck it is it says lenovo,
lenovo okay man this shit was cheap as fuck it still works and listen pornhub.com
works on my computer it works all right i don't know i don't know what all these

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random charges are but it doesn't matter i'm not gonna worry about that oh who's
that chick who's the chick from fucking,
the guy that the that killed his whole family where's she from not latvia no
it's like some oh ukraine bolivia was it bolivia okay yeah yeah yeah sylvie

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sylvie sylvie sylvie yeah,
maybe this is her lenova she could
afford it with all that fucking money she has oh my god yeah dude
you know you know what's really funny you you said how like she's like you know
what bro you're cut off you know like she did the right thing that in saying
like yeah yeah you know okay this is too weird your parents took it too far

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meanwhile she still took the parents for like 150 000 you know oh yeah yeah
she didn't give that shit back.
That's a damn you did a terrible thing you're a
piece of shit and i'm you know if i weren't
on my boat right now so homie god i would
probably write you a strongly worded letter but right

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now i have two man servants that are
serving me great oh my god and she's
on that high money she's like living the life she's like yeah that was fucked
up man you should really stop and then she just like throws money out the window
yeah she's eating cabergé eggs fabergé eggs and shit yeah exactly cabergé yeah
i'm fucking i'm lucky i came up with a regé happy with that abrogé.

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What was bad is if you would have said cabergé i would have just went with it
i don't know i don't know i'd have been like oh yeah it sounds about right ah yeah yeah yeah yeah
he's he's all cultured and shit that's one of them bunny eggs
right yeah what you what you drinking on right now i just got coffee my whatever

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my normal little drink of the gods waking up yeah and then i went to work out
in my sister's house so she's got a little garage gym.
Nice. And yeah, it's not because like 95 degrees, a hundred percent humidity.
I'm like, I can't do anything right now. Just pull bring sweat.
Yeah. I decided to go for a fucking run this morning. That was stupid as shit.

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I was like, what? Like halfway through it. I'm like, what am I doing?
Like I was just drenched and I couldn't breathe. And I was like, fuck. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah it's like and then like i'm on this main road and i'm like all
these fucking people that i know you know like i'm probably
going to my gym you're driving by so i'm like i can't stop yeah
i can't like start walking i was like oh so i'm just like sitting there dying

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and like being like oh there's another person i know they're like honking i'm
like yeah i'm fine that's that's where you just like hop off the sidewalk and
just start doing some crunches you know you know just Just lay down and crunch
here and there. No, it's all part of the workout.
Oh, man. It's an intense. What are those dudes?
The CrossFit. It's an intense. Did you hear about that CrossFit shit?

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Somebody died recently. Yes.
They drowned. Yes. Yeah. My coworker does it. Holy shit.
He does CrossFit, and he's like, dude, it's the first day of the CrossFit games,
and somebody drowned. I'm like, holy shit, dude.
That's wild. That should teach you. Don't try to better yourself or work out. Yeah, it's stupid.
Yeah, CrossFit is dumb. There's a lot of fat old people, you know?

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I don't see a lot of old people with abs, though. That's true. You know?
It's fucking burn too bright.
Die young. There you go. Only the good die young, right? I guess.
Who sang that? I don't know. Who cares?
I'm just kidding. Billy Joel. Billy Joel? Billy Joel. The piano man. That guy.

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Where's billy joel from is he from canada new jersey
i think oh well this is from this is from
canada so i thought it was gonna be a nice little tie and i'm like where's he
from again i'm like so we fail well i mean it's it's that's a lot of his songs
are about being around let's see let's do a quick little look up here billy

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joel born the bronx new york new york okay i was close So it was in the tri-state area.
It was a Jersey. Yeah. It was close enough.
Jersey. Jersey. Dude. He's been married a lot. Jesus. He's a pimp.
He's five, five. Holy shit. He's a midget. Oh my God. He's a little guy.
It was like a Stallone. Stallone's a short guy too. He is. Yeah. Yeah. Real short dude.

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Is he back on the show? Got a big muscle. He got a, I got a big muscles.
I make up for it. You know what I'm saying? Adrian was a short bitch too.
That was really good, man. I got on my height and my cock. This dude's been practicing.
I'm like sitting at home in the bathroom mirror like, hey, yo, Chris.

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That's a good accent. Every fucking Tinder date you're on, they're like,
can you just talk in your normal voice?
They don't talk in a normal... This is my normal voice. What are you talking
about? You saying I'm not...
It ain't my real voice? Sly always talks. I mean, Chris always talk like this.
In your profile you said you were 5'6". No, I'm dyslexic.

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I'm Adrian. My name is Pam. That's just the flu.
Start spitting blood out of nowhere. What the fuck?
I don't have my wallet. She's got to pay. Appreciate the dinner.
Just order like four steaks. we don't have any place to put your wallet because

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you're shirtless and wearing like red white and blue trunks tracksuit and also
eating the the wings is proving very difficult with your gloves on just show up in boxing gloves,
oh my god all right fuck this dude i'm downloading tinder right now and i'm gonna the first person i

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match with i'm showing up geared out dude i'm talking about mouthpiece headgear
gloves boxing shoes and i'll just be at the table jumping rope when she walks in.
When your table gets called you like do like the rocky like you know like two

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hands up top of the top of the philadelphia museum oh man she left like as soon
as soon as she got there, you know, like I'm still being gone.
Oh ma'am your date's right over here the fuck he is i was never here.
Fucking block delete oh all right man well uh let's let's get into some some

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murder how about that sure you know we laughed a little bit that was fun so
let's let's let's take it down a notch let's let's let's get sad let's get somber
let's get somber on the here no evil true crime podcast podcast.
We're going to get somber and serious. That was a good, somber is a good word. I like that.
He's Chris. I'm Brad. Yeah, that's true. And we're somber. And we're somber.

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Somebody said, somebody used a nice word the other day and they said it's their $3 vocabulary.
I was like, okay. I didn't get it, but I liked it. $3 vocabulary?
Yeah. Yeah. It was my $3 vocabulary. I was like, I don't know what that means,
but she said it with such confidence.
In so i was like i dig it like i'm into it i was used
to it here it's like oh that's a 50 cent word or a dollar word or something

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i've heard that just don't get that either but but i like it again like i don't
have to understand it what'd she say she said transient or something like that
i was like oh okay very odd choice of words but i like it yes and you are looking
very transient today as well,
this salad is transient absolutely like bitch is that an insult like what the fuck you call me.

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Get mad at her start using it it's it's
always nice to pepper these words into your regular vocabulary but you just
start fucking using it everywhere you transient motherfucker they're like what
exactly just start using it in your training right yeah yeah yeah yeah just are you

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a bunch of transients jack crosshook block
transient roll they're like the fuck are you talking about
that'll be all right they have
the time they're not listening to me anyway they're just like yeah whatever i'm just
doing their thing i'm just yelling at people chris is
such a transient bitch oh man all

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right so let's let's jump into it yes yes sir
so we are going to go back to 2013
so yes they had cell phones
you got cell phones we got cell phones we've got
the internet we got pornhub we got all that stuff do we
we have uh i don't know chris is like i was at the 10-year anniversary party

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yes we have all right i was i was like what 19 and yeah fuck yeah we had we
definitely had porn i don't know what it was called porn but uh,
Yeah, absolutely. So, and we also have a Dodge Ram 3500 power diesel truck.

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Cock diesel. Cock diesel. And Tim Bosma is a 32-year-old resident.
He's in Hamilton, Ontario.
And in May 6th, he is cleaning his Dodge Ram 3500 because he has been trying
to sell this truck for a long time.
And today is the day that he finally gets a

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hit and somebody is planning on meeting him to
look at the truck so he's like okay i'm gonna clean this motherfucker out i'm
gonna get he's all excited you know like they've been trying to get rid of this truck for a
while he's finally got a serious buyer ready to roll right okay
now he agrees to
meet the buyer around like seven o'clock in the
morning so p.m at his house okay and he's

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texting him all day he hadn't really heard back from the guy he's kind of
getting kind of getting pissed and then around like 7 15
the buyer calls him and he says hey
i'm about an hour out i'll be there which is kind of hour
out an hour out so first of all motherfucker calls
15 minutes after they were supposed to meet yes and he's
like i'm an hour out like i'll be there a little bit yeah okay to

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make sales over sale bye no this
isn't gonna happen sales over right then oh you
would you would cut it you say no i'm done yeah yeah that's
it sorry i'll be there in an hour the fuck you will i've already moved bye
don't come here even if you
were trying to sell this truck for a long time like you'd just be like i'm done i don't
i guess not if i've been waiting it's a lot of money

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yeah trying to get rid of it sure okay this is something stupid bro like if
this is like you're meeting me for like a fucking beer or something like that
then yeah i'm out like fuck this dude oh yeah i haven't yeah yeah yeah i mean
we already know i'm not even showing up but exactly but like but yeah i mean
I think this guy probably was pissed off, but he's like.
Dude, this is, I mean, I'm guessing like at least $15,000 to $20,000 purchase.

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So he's like, I'm the weight, you know? Yeah.
But yeah, I mean, in normal circumstances, yeah, you fucking 15 minutes,
then you call, say your hour out to make it even worse.
The fucking guy shows up around like nine o'clock.
So yeah. So this guy's already like pissed. We ended up being two guys.
They're in like mid to late twenties.
So he chalks it up to like, okay, they're fucking idiots. You know,

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they're irresponsible, whatever.
Mm-hmm so they go on the test drive and yeah they're checking out the truck
and the wife his wife charlene was back at the house with their they had like
a two-year-old daughter,
okay and after about an hour she's like okay where the fuck they at now she's
not really concerned because tim's like a big dude he's you know he can handle

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his own and i guess he deals with these kind of like he deals with stuff all
the time like he runs like an hvac business and he's always got to deal with
customers and she's like dude if he's got a fucking you know,
fucking flex like he could do it he's fine,
but some time passes and she's like okay what the fuck so she calls him,
No answer. The phone's off. I don't like it. Nope. So she goes, okay. Goes to police.

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And she files a missing person's report, right? Mm-hmm.
Now, the next day, you know, the police come out. They give a briefing. The next day?
The next day. Yeah, the next day. Jeez, dude. Like, no.
Yeah. Like, you just saw. She can tell you that a guy just.
That two men just drove off with their husband. And they're waiting till,

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what? After breakfast the next day?
Well now i think they started looking well hold on because i know we like to
jump on them but i think they started you know looking and doing their their
their work first but they gave a briefing the next day ah yeah all right sounds
good didn't mean to do that sorry ontario police,
mountain motherfuckers get off your goddamn loose and find tim yeah what's up

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with the horses guys like getting a car you fucking assholes,
probably why they didn't find them i know they're like clip clopping around
like that truck's got like 200 horsepower i got like two and he's fat all that
poutine i mean i eat poutine too so i guess,

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but you got to go for those runs at fucking 95 degree weather yeah you sweat
it all out smell like poutine and tequila.
I gotta dude i gotta i gotta i gotta
do it normally i wouldn't do this right i wouldn't do it
but i'm gonna i'm gonna go ahead and do it so you're
talking about like the canadian dish right

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the french fries and cheese curds right yes okay there's
no end before the t no there's not it's just poutine oh my god it sounds like
you're talking about something else well that's what i was going for okay just
check it i i didn't know i didn't know what we were doing and i'm like god damn

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oh i love it are we talking about.
You're talking about hot sweaty poonteen and i'm like oh god,
if you're like reaching for your laptop under the mattress i know what this is,
click i like mine covered in cheese too

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oh god firmanda oh
you beat me to it you're disgusting i love how
i beat you to it but i'm disgusting well that's right you fucking
dealt it dude i'm glad you beat
me to it okay i'd be like you're gross brad i never would be so disrespectful

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to the female body i would so let's so let's all right so it's poutine poutine
that sounds even worse i guess i'll get that poutine makes it different,
hey yo adrian give me that.

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Oh man god anyways so all right so yeah the police did their job and the next
day they give the briefing and they you know they describe what what the wife
had described to them about the two guys that met up for the the truck and she
said you know they like i said late mid-20s,
around six foot caucasian and one

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of them had his hood like all the way pulled up so that's
fucking weird right yeah yeah i'm not getting in the car like what
a fucking weirdo you know we talked about this one episode
it's like i don't i will fucking you're a suspect yeah you walk around with
your hood up especially right now motherfuckers do it like 90 degree heat like
you're fucking weird dude now the cops get on it man i mean they actually do

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pretty good here and they start getting information from his cell phone but
again they only had you know limited
info because the following day
of him going on this test drive it was turned off so they only got
what they could in that kind of brief you know 12 to
14 hour period but they did get some pings it
is get some good stuff and they actually found

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they were able to find like who he was talking to
about the purchase of the truck right so they could they could find information
on that cell phone right now when they tracked that cell phone it ended up being
in a burner phone and it was registered under lucas bait which obviously was a fucking fake name.

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Now that made me think if you had to use a fucking alias like
if you had to get a burner phone you were gonna commit some crimes what would
you use what name oh god i don't know i feel like i would just go i'd just pick
something from like a tv show or something like that just go completely off
the wall you know or pick somebody like the best or saloon yeah exactly yeah no no no no joke So, yes.

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Okay. All right. All right. Yeah. All right.
Like a character from like Modern Family or something like that.
Oh, good one. I just go like Phil Dunphy.
Oh nice peter griffin yeah yeah exactly yeah yeah god my voices are horrible
i should just stop we got peter and sylvester joining us today that's gonna

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be our next tiktok star studded cast peter griffin fighting rocky all you can
do is hear him talking shit.
Yeah i real real shit i used to when i was you know so younger there's a myrtle beach is is
fucking just trash right like when you go there as a kid and you try to get

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in all these they had like the clubs that you could sneak into and all that
shit so you're like 19 and you're getting drunk and thinking that you need to
make up your name for some reason
but i had like i had an alias right because i didn't want anybody to like you
know if i was up there on vacation and i knew i was only gonna be up here for
like what three days i didn't want
you looking me up you know when i left so i
was a matt money matt money matt

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money i loved it
i was like fucking matt money i was like man i was like
it sucks that it was a made up name because when i come back i was like i kind of want to
change it chris bowen is fucking
lame that's lame money you got shit going on i
was zeke mclaughlin what
yeah are you serious yeah

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z-i-e-k zeke zeke
mclaughlin yeah we should have said that so one day one day somebody's gonna
be listening to this and matt money and zeke mclaughlin like i'm matt and i'm
zeke this and i'm pregnant i get an email the next day like i've been looking

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all over to you matt money you motherfucker.
You've got two kids up here in dirty Myrtle. Mad money, 6'5",
Myrtle Beach, met you at the Boom Boom Room. Oh, shit.
It all checks out. They're assholes. It does.

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They're dumb as shit. I'm like, oh, God. I'm like the Forrest Gump. Oh, God.
Forrest Gump. I did it. I did it. You know, when he walks into the room and
he's like, Like, is he like me?
And she's like, what, a dick? Yes.

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Oh, man. Poor Matt Money. I like the Zeke, though, man. I like that.
That's a good name. Poor Matt Jr.
I think that's who I really feel bad for. Money Jr.
He's little money. He's little money. He's changed. He's changed.
Middle name is Cash. oh man pesos you'll have the spanish girls oh yeah he's a little peso.

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Oh
Papa De Niro I'm changing my fucking name forever Papa De Niro We got to cut
this whole fucking thing out Oh god.

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I'm never going back to that money again come here little peso,
come to papa oh fuck me dude okay oh slightly derailed slightly derailed jesus,

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you know what i know we always say that we're gonna
make a shirt but i am getting a shirt that
says papa de nero papa de nero i'm
only getting one okay this ain't for sale you get
one and it's just gonna be my shirt i'm gonna wear it everywhere i
was i was gonna say i'm like man that's a shirt right there but like we say
that enough i think i think that's a shirt right there should be a shirt we

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need to start making these shirts we just keep saying that's a shirt just leave
the money on the table it's next time we get together we're just gonna like Like pick two, right?
And just go with them. Okay. Two. All right.
So anyway, they find the information and they find the burner phone, right? Lucas Bate.

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Now on that burner phone, they were able to find some information about this guy.
One of the two suspects, you know, trying to contact another guy the day before
they met up with Tim again with the whole truck sale shit.
Right. Okay. And this guy's name was Igor Tomoniko.

(27:42):
And I don't have the details on what happened there, but apparently they did meet with him.
So the cops went and saw this guy and he described both the suspects the exact same way.
But they didn't take off with his truck. They didn't take off with him.
So probably because his fucking name was Igor.
Yeah. They were like, no, we're not going to fuck with this guy at all.

(28:06):
Like Tim. Okay. But Igor, no. No.
But he did say one thing about the guys. He said that the one dude had a tattoo
on his wrist that said ambition.
And it was like in a box, which is fucking stupid. Yeah, that's really bad.
That's fucking dumb. Like that reminds me of that fucking kid off the movie
with like respect off of, oh God, what's that movie?

(28:29):
Fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh, we're the Millers. Oh. And he's got like the respect spelled
wrong. And he's like, yeah.
He's like, no regrets, you know, or something like that. Like regerts.
Regerts. All right. Quick question.
You get a tattoo. It says ambition on it in a box on your wrist,
right? How do you orient it?

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So well i would wonder if you so when you raise it up and you like make like
a fist so that your fingers face you and you're seeing the inside of your wrist
do you want to be able to read ambition,
because when you put it down now and you hold it down people that look at it
it's going to be upside down for them well if i'm an idiot and i'm actually
getting that stupid ass shit on my wrist i'm gonna put it going long ways up

(29:10):
oh oh okay my bad yeah yeah good call all right that makes Makes sense. Okay.
So you're saying you don't like my ambition tattoo. I guess.
Fucking. It's going to be our mental mouthwash discussing my new fucking tattoo.
Is it spelled wrong? Yeah. If it's spelled wrong, I can roll with it.

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That's with an S H. Yeah. Nice. Nice.
Ambition. With a U. Yeah. S H U N. Yes.
Ambition. Ambition. I got it in Myrtle. Puntine.
I'm going to get a Puntin tattoo and just have some like fries and gravy.
Just confuse everybody.

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Oh man. So they, so they get this information now with this and the tattoo and
the description, they quickly start getting calls in. Okay. About who this guy is.
So fucking inner Dellen Millard, 27 people called him Dell, which was ironic
because we were talking about stupid fucking old piece of shit computers.

(30:13):
So he's a crap computer. Del, you're a fucking crap computer. You're a Lenovo.
No, not even. So they find out this is the guy.
So they immediately, May 10th, I mean, this is not very, I mean,
they wasted no time. This is four days later.
They pull him over in Massaga, Ontario. Yeah. M-I-S-S-I-S-S-A-U-G-A.

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And he's arrested, right? No incidents. They arrest him. He doesn't resist.
And they get him for theft of property over $5,000 in forcible confinement.
And, you know, because they pretty much know, hey, this guy's missing.
You're the fucking reason. So you're coming in, dude. No fucking quarrels about it. Okay.
Let's go a little bit about Dell. I'm going to call him Dell because it's easier to say. Sure.

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Now, he was born 1985 in Toronto, which was his first mistake.
And he was actually... Let's go ahead. He didn't choose to be born there.
No, he chose to be an asshole. but he did choose to go on to Toronto. Sure.
Now he was like a fucking little rich kid, dude. So he was, he was actually
heir to the, it's called like Millard air air.

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It's like a private aviation company that his grandfather started. Hmm.
And at the time, like his actual, his dad was like the owner operator.
And this is like a private aviation company that really kind of catered to,
you know, higher income clients.
Obviously, like if you're renting a goddamn private jet, you probably, probably.
And he was, he was pretty much next in line to run the company,

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but this was kind of like from all accounts, you know, this reminds me of like
Tommy boy, because he was a fuck up.
Like everybody said he sucked.
Everybody said he fucked everything up. Like when he would try to take over,
you know, for the time that he was like at the reins, the company was just plummeting,
you know, just that drastically. Oh, so he even had a chance.

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They gave him a chance to do something. Oh yeah. Yeah.
I mean, almost exactly like the movie. Like they said, okay,
you know, you're my son coming in and run this company.
Am I thinking the right movie, Tommy Boy? Yeah, he's supposed to take over. Yeah.
That's right. I also would have thrown in like a little Billy Madison.
You could sprinkle a little Billy Madison in there too.
Yeah. That's a really good one. Yeah, that's even better. Yeah.

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The only difference is, so, you know, Billy Madison, Tommy Boy,
they were fuck ups in kind of like a goofy way.
Yes. You know, it was funny. This guy was a fuck up and he really didn't give a shit.
And he actually would like talk shit
about his father like oh you know he's a fucking idiot he
thinks i want to run this company like this that was a dick and like

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he's telling the staff that the staff are like dude what you know like you're
telling us like we're gonna go tell him like you're a fucking tool you know
yeah now this all this ad you know wayne his father was running the company
and was severely stressed out, right?
Because one, he had the stress of running a big company like that.

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It probably puts a lot on your shoulders.
Two, he has a son that's a fucking idiot and not only refuses to participate,
but anytime he does, it's just shit and money, right?
So he becomes a very heavy alcoholic.
And unfortunately, in 2012, he was found dead in his home with a self-inflicted gunshot to the head.

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He's like fuck this i'm out you know like you know yeah that kind of sucks i
mean you didn't have to give it to your son i mean i'm not trying to talk with that guy i'm just saying,
you know guys do i mean generally speaking there's always
a way out you don't have to you know even if you think yeah
there's there's always a way don't don't don't worry about dell he'll

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take care of himself hand it over to that hot shot
matt money that's been yeah just pundits
pundits pundits you know he's gonna take the company somewhere you
know he's gonna do something with it he might sell it for scraps but
he didn't get that name by just sitting on the sideline bro all right you don't
just give yourself that name unless your name was first chris and then you gave

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yourself that name and you actually just gave yourself the name because you're
an asshole otherwise it's earned because Cause you don't want a little peso to come find you.
So that's not going to get old. I, I feel like I can do a good 10 minutes.
I can do a tight 10 minutes on little peso, a tight 10.
Oh yeah. I got it. All right.

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We'll do, we'll do a tight 10. There are mental mouthwash. So if you guys want
to hear more about little peso and Brad's Brad's tight 10,
make sure you fucking hit next after this episode, episode do not close your
app just let it roll just let it roll uh so all right so back to the investigation
because they've got this guy arrested and and they're looking into everything so,

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May 12th, the cops are searching Dell's, you know, the, the,
oh my God, Dell's mother's home. There you go. Jesus Christ.
And out front, they see this like very large trailer, kind of like a,
you know, for carrying like cars or horses, whatever, right?
And inside they find boom, Tim's fucking 3,500 Dodge Ram black truck.

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Oh, geez. Okay. All right. They're like, so that's easy. That's a,
that's, that's the truck. So you're guilty as fuck.
Now they go to search Dell's farm.
And while they're like looking around, one of the neighbors comes out and he,
you know, toss to the cops and, and he's just saying, Hey, I just feel like
you guys should know this,
that I've seen quote, a big redneck smoker being used like on his property.

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The past couple of days. I don't know what the fuck that is.
Like if somebody said they saw a big redneck smoker, what would you think?
Like I'll like, like bonfire like a barrel i
don't know man it's also in canada it's
in canada too so that could mean something else yeah i don't
i would just imagine a just just i don't know i've
seen some smokers around i would just imagine like a larger

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version that's kind of ratty i guess you know like a
little like rusty i i don't know i don't know i just i think of like a person
you know i'm thinking like a dude like flannel and like i did think that yes
a big redneck yeah just fine drinking bud diesels out of the fuck tall boy we saw a big redneck smoker.

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He's the guilty one what earnhardt hat
i don't know what they find so the cops look back there so they they start searching
the woods and in in the whole that whole area now they find a a mobile incinerator
and also an excavator and next to it's like a big bobcat that's parked

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right next to it not not the kind of bobcat that you would fight because we
know you're a big manly man and you'd kill a bobcat but
uh yes quick stop my
wife is traveling and so she listened to some of our episodes she's a little
she's a little far behind in the catalog so she's been she's like well i'm going
to go from the newest and work my way backwards and yeah yeah so one of the

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first conversations that we had once she was on the road was the fuck you would fight a
bobcat fuck you i knew it yeah she's like you ain't fighting no she's like bobcat
will fuck you up you fight no bobcat,
I don't know why she's Southern all of a sudden. She's not from Boston.
Bobcat? You ain't fucking a Bobcat.

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Punk-ass bitch. I knew it, dude. I knew it. I knew she was going to call you
out. When she said she was listening to that, I'm like, oh, here we go.
Uh-oh. He said Bobcat. She's listening.
Trouble in paradise. Yep.
Yep. You run from everything, Brad. You little poonteen bitch.

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Oh, man. I believe in you, man. I think you could take a bobcat.
Thanks, man. I appreciate you.
I'm not talking mountain lion. I'm not talking like a whole ass puma, like a bobcat.
It's like, you know, bigger than a cat.
You're not saying you'd win. You're just saying you'd fight it.
Yeah, sure. Oh, good call. Thank you.

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We call that a backhanded compliment. I appreciate it.
You would get your shit pushed in, but I believe
that you would be there for thanks chris i'm not saying you wouldn't fight mike
tyson i'm just saying you might not win exactly and i appreciate the word might

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yeah might hey listen everybody got one everybody got one good punch in them
but rangers things have happened that is true,
so they're looking through this excavator they're looking through the incinerator and,
what they're finding they're finding a bunch of small ass like bone fragments
And, you know, they couldn't they couldn't get enough evidence from it to see

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what it actually was, because it was literally just fragments of bones.
Like it was nothing they could put together.
But they they bring out a team of like, you know, forensics and they go through it.
And they were able to get enough information. They couldn't get really DNA,
but they were able to put together enough information from these fragments to
say, look, there is a high, high chance that this is, you know, the bone of Tim Bosma.

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You know, we cannot get a hundred percent on it, but from everything we're finding,
this is more than likely from him.
So now it's okay. It's not a missing person. It's, it's a homicide and they
start an actual homicide investigation.
Now, Dell being a little dickhead, he like pleased the fifth you know he's like
i ain't saying now not long after this they.

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Start looking for the the accomplice the other guy right yeah
they find him pretty quick these cops were on it
i mean i'm giving it this has all happened within days they find
this guy named mark smitch which is a
stupid name smitch like s-m-i-c-h smitch
wow no not not even a t in there huh smich i

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don't even know smick i guess it would be smick mark smick
nah smitch sounds good smitch smitch is
funnier the bitch yeah yeah i like
that like yeah with the hoodie um now
something funny about this so they arrest him when he was out like on a
walk with his girlfriend and apparently the cops like as
they were arresting him he was like yelling to her like don't tell

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the cops nothing like don't say anything you
know kind of like fucking super dramatic and you know
they're like dude shut the fuck up like you know
she's like i don't even know anything she's like she like yells when they take
he's got a fucking shrimp dick and he's like i told you not to tell him babe
what the fuck mark smith my dick is huge of course you're in canada so i don't

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know if any of that would actually have.
Come out like that i'm sure it would have been like way more polite you
know hey babe don't go telling him anything hey hey tell him anything oh he's
got a shrimp dick you know hey oh geez oh golly geez you had to go and say about
my shrimp dick he's got a penis blow adequate,

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but he makes good poutine what oh dude i started sounding something i was going
to a whole nother the country i don't know like i start traveling that sounded indian at the end.
Like what the fuck did you make a poutine or curry i love that we have such
a global podcast you know we do we have a international outreach it's great everyone can enjoy it,

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but but there's still outreach now i'm gonna get a fucking email from india
saying you know fuck your mother all right sorry guys oh jesus christ so,
all right so a
little little background on him there's not much to say so so

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mark was a day one fuck up right
he you know growing up his family had
to move several times because he kept getting in trouble okay
wow yeah that kind of shit like he was just an asshole and after school he couldn't
really hold down a job and he attempted to sell drugs but apparently he was
really bad at that too jeez wow and so he ended up this motherfucker would go sell,

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single cigarettes out of a pack to high schoolers to make money what a what
a smitch dude yeah that's a smitch shit baby back smitch baby back smooch i
was like bro i don't want your fucking one cigarette get the fuck out of my
face got fucked up by high school kids.
And then they took his cigarettes yeah fuck your cigarette mom we gotta move

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again the high school kids beat me up well son did you try taking off your fucking
hoodie your little mom's just like your little smitch you little fucking smitch.
She like looks at the dad. She's like, this is your fault. You made this.
This is your fucking. You pumped a loser into me, you fucker.

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Your inferior sperm.
I knew I should have banged your brother. At least he can keep a job.
And he says poutine, right? Yeah.
Hey. So this little fuck up.
Him and Del met around 2008. eight

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uh that's how they first got introduced and you know
they hit it off they i think at the time like he might have sold them
like a cigarette or some drugs or something because remember dell had money
dell was rich as fuck he didn't really care and so if this guy was walking around
selling fucking weed or cigarettes he's like sure i'll fucking buy from you
whatever and they they ended up getting along they they hung out which was horrible

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for everybody and the most time they They were just like played games and got fucked up, got high.
Well, at one point, I guess that got boring, you know, like just getting high
all the time and playing fucking Xbox or whatever the fuck they had.
So Dell was like, let's start doing missions, like quote unquote, right?

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Okay. And these missions would be like, let's just go steal random shit.
Like they would go steal, you know, stuff from a store or from like a fucking,
you know, a lot and try to grab something.
Like anything they could find like he would basically have his friends like
go do this shit and i think it was one of the cases where like he was the friend
with all the money so all his friends were like all right man sure you want

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to go steal like a fucking,
you know tire from the you know whatever yeah we'll steal it almost like a really
lame ass version of like fight club you know like let's start something and
no not tell anybody yeah missions is this when he like got ambition tattooed
on him when he's like the mission time,
a mission of ambition motion lotion.

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Just so funny that that's that's that's our
guy that's our guy he's got ambition on his on his on his wrist as he's like
playing eight hours worth of video games and getting high and just realize that
he's fucking bored now needs to go steal from people i love it right this fucking
super rich kid, like ambition,

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then bro, run the company. Like, fuck out of here.
Like, are you kidding me? That's one of those ironic tattoos.
Yes. Yeah. I'm a fucking idiot.
But so they go and start on these dumb ass missions. Well, at one point,
Del says, you know, okay, I want to up it. I want to do more.
He says, I want to steal a truck. Like, that's what I want to do.

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Like actually steal somebody's property you know and most of his friends were
like nah dude we're out yeah but mark was like yeah zaddy i'm in yeah.
He's such a badass yeah right so that kind of brings us back full circle right

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that's where we're at now that's what got them to you know first fucking failed
attempt with igor because Because I'm sure Igor fucking bitch slapped him.
And then, you know, unfortunately, Tim, they got Tim. So now they're looking
into this investigation and the cops start kind of uncovering some other shit
too as they're digging into Del's past.

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So, you know, I mentioned earlier, Del had some really unfortunate things that
happened around him, like in 2012.
So we talked about one with his father committing suicide.
And then there was also a girl. Her name was Laura Babcock.
And she went missing she was
23 years old and in july of 2012

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she she went missing and
her ex-boyfriend actually went to
the cops and tried to you know
file a missing person's report and actually kind of
was like pointing the finger at dell yeah you know
they kind of occurred to me before you even mentioned i
will say before you mentioned the the girlfriend here even with

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the dad like oh the dad committed suicide my
first thought was like did he did he really well you're right you're right oh
no yeah no dell yeah dell dell dell dell the fucking idiot i didn't mean to
to to no you're right before the horse here but my first thought i was like
yeah drinking pretty heavily that's cool but like.

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You know, we all do that. That's how we all cope with our shitty family and our lost dreams. Whoa.
Until the end of their blood.
Their goddamn parents that won't get off our fucking backs. I get it.
I fucking get it, dude. Hey, Drake.

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Hey, babe. Don't listen to this episode. Yeah, you're going to just give it the old skip-ski.
Can you just call the title of this one? crystal skip this
episode that's just all that like this
is a little on the nose but i guess i'll skip it no i'm
literally titled this one poonteen so that's it
that's it but yeah it did occur to me i'm

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like oh we're talking about a guy that's probably
killed big tim and all
but his dad committed suicide i'm like this doesn't i
don't like it doesn't add up it doesn't add up i
mean on the case again yeah you know yeah
well here's the thing if i were really a detective and i was really you
know like worth my salt i would have said right then time out chris let's dive

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in let's do a deep dive on dad's suicide because i want to know you know especially
gun gunshot you know that stuff could be faked you know i don't i don't like
that well and i'm gonna derail again because.
This so that kind of makes me think
too is like you know we're i'm praising the cops right now on what they did
with with this case but whoever was on
the case of the father you kind of

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dropped the ball i feel like because if you know now that they're reinvestigating
and they you know you know spoiler alert they find
out like hey we we think that you know fucking dell had something to do with
it i'm going to go ahead and just talk about that real quick because they they
did drop the ball dell ended up that you know they found out he did he was the
one who killed his father and And he was doing it to kind of protect his inheritance.

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Like he didn't want his father spending any more money on the, the airline. Um,
Okay. And this is where like the other employees came and started saying shit
like, Hey, yeah, Dell runs his fucking mouth, claims his dad's spending all
his money, calling his dad a fucking idiot.
And they actually get into his cell phone records. And because his,
what he had said originally at the beginning, when his dad was found dead was

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all, I was at fucking smitch bitches house, right?
Like we were hanging out, getting high balls and shit like that.
And there was evidence that he was there, but when they got into a cell phone
records, It shows that the morning of he actually drove to his father's house that morning.
Then they also find out that he had recently bought a gun that matched the fucking

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gun used in the quote unquote suicide.
And they found his fucking handprints on the gun.
Damn. And here's the kicker. The dad was found in a living room chair.
Chair and the the note the suicide
note that he left was on the the kitchen counter and
the gun was on the counter too the gun was also on the

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counter yeah yeah he left it and then he
left it on the counter and then went into the chair and shot himself and it
was just a suicide they're like well here's the note it's no here so and and
in the note it said i just don't have any more ambition and it was spelled wrong
shun yeah and they're like oh that's a that's a solid case yeah Oh, man.

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Another one. They're like, Dad must have put his tattoo on his son.
Like, they're like clowning the dad. Like, Jesus Christ.
I keep spending all of my money on my stupid airline instead of giving it to
my awesome son, Del. I'm an asshole.
With all his ambition. Yes. I should do better. Yeah. Okay. Yes.

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Goodbye, cruel world. Right. So they find out they're like, okay,
you know, Dell fucking did it. Whoever the cops looked into it the first time dropped the ball.
And then they're looking at this Babcock chick. And they, again,
the cops kind of dropped the ball because like I said, her ex actually went
to the cops when she went missing and said he was concerned,
said that he thought Dell had something to do with it and actually had like

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text messages and shit that he wanted to show them.
The cops basically told them to fuck off. They're like, dude, you're not even family.
You can't do a missing person report, which I don't even think that's true.
But they basically told them, stop playing cop or stop playing something like that.
Yeah. Which is really cool for them to do. Yeah. Don't look into this. Civil servant. Fuck.

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So this guy said, okay, well, I'll go confront Del. He was like,
I'll fucking tell him. I know he did it.
Del claimed he didn't have nothing to do with it. Didn't know where she was at. Yeah.
When in reality, what happened was Del and this girl were hooking up this Babcock
chick and his girlfriend, Del's girlfriend at the time actually found out that

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he was cheating with her, got super pissed.
And Del, in an attempt to kind of make things go away, basically told her,
hey, I'll get rid of her. Don't worry about it.
And that was enough for them to suspect that he had something to do with it.
Because then they also found that he had
sent his little smitch bitch text and

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in the text he's standing there with a
fucking blue tarp wrapped up and
it it's very obvious there's like a body in the tarp and he's like sending it
to his fucking buddy yeah like he's this guy this kid was a fucking dickhead
dude so so they're like okay you killed tim you definitely killed laura you

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killed your father they end up bringing all these charges against him okay now.
Smitch bitch he was involved in the charges with the laura babcock and tim he
obviously didn't have shit to do with dell's father which i mean i would argue
against that too because he was at his house so it's almost like kind of accomplished
by harboring of fucking whatever yeah yeah but But regardless,

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you know, they both ended up getting, you know, multiple life sentences, right?
Oh, good. Yeah, it didn't matter how many they got pinned for the murder because
it really pissed me off when I saw this.
I was like, wait a minute. Why isn't he getting – but it doesn't matter.
Now, I just want to talk briefly about what the lawyers – so the lawyers tried
to do – they both had different lawyers.

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And they tried to do that thing where – and there's a term for it.
I don't know what it's called. So fuck me, right?
But basically, the lawyers tried to blame the other one. Like like basically
Mark's lawyer tried to say it was all Dell.
He was like the the mastermind and the psychopath. And Dell's lawyers were like,
No, it's all smitch bitch.
You know, he was just a bad seed. And they tried to like really pin it on the

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other person. Right. Okay.
And I, you know, I can't help but kind of believe a little bit.
So Mark's lawyer said, you know, this, that smidge bitch is our, our fucking client.
And he was manipulated basically by a rich psychopath.
And I, you know, I'm not saying smidge bitch is fucking innocent.
I mean, he's a piece of shit, but I do believe that. I believe that Dell with

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the money, it was probably smarter and psychotic and kind of like ran the show. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, I would imagine Smitty
boy probably just would have kept like stealing tires his whole life.
Right. And trying to fucking single Lucy's to three year olds. Yeah, exactly.
Lucy's. Yeah. You know, fucking idiot. I don't think he was going to go murder anybody. No, no. Yeah.

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It sounds. Yeah. It sounds like sounds like what Adele wanted to.
Yeah. He was the guy up in the game. Yeah. Yeah.
Now, one of the one of the weird things was. so they tried to paint him as like
not this like rich spoiled kid that was like their game plan.
Which he was but one of the ways that he like was doing these interviews and

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he tried to like show that he was like the common people is he said he was like yeah i shop at costco,
and they're like oh okay like where
where should you shop if you're rich like i
don't understand like is there like a rich costco like is
there a wealthy person costco yeah like yeah
man maybe there is and
we just don't know it you know maybe that's where all the super rich people go yeah

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so it was so weird he's like i drink milk like oh oh
so do i we're just the same oh fuck
it you know i'll go
steal a truck tomorrow like i drink milk jesus christ
i'm just as normal as you fucking poor pieces of
shit you know god get off
my case i i put my 400 jeans

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on two legs at a time just wait how many how many you guys do one leg at a time
you mean your servants don't put your pants on for it wait what was i trying
to say no costco let's stick with costco delete that other stuff delete that,
edit that out edit that out papa no edit that out too edit that out god damn it peso shut the fuck up.

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So none of that worked they they both got multiple life sentences but,
leave it to fucking god damn canada's supreme court so in 2022 the supreme court
in canada basically overturned a provision that allowed the justices to give
out multiple life sentences.

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So now these two motherfuckers could possibly get out a lot sooner because they
can't have those back-to-back life sentences.
So their chance of parole would be earlier. Wouldn't one life sentence be good
enough? I don't understand.
So somebody explained this to me a little bit. If you have multiple life sentences back-to-back,
now correct me if I'm wrong, if somebody knows way more about this than I do
because I don't know shit,

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but the way that it was explained to me it was like your
parole your chance for parole goes down drastically
like it gets extended with the additional sentences so
if you're like oh life sentence chance parole
after 20 years but then they give you another one when that's after 40 years
like a chance like there's no possibility you can get out yes i still don't

(58:01):
understand the point of a fucking life sentence like you're gonna go to jail
for life motherfucker or maybe not i I don't know.
Maybe if you're good. If you're good, like five years. What do you think?
Yeah, I feel like we're being... Judge, I feel like we're being really harsh
right now. I mean, you only killed three people.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. You know, I mean, life, sure, or five years.

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It doesn't make sense. Why do you call it life?
I hate it. I hate a lot of shit. You're going to be in prison for as long as
we feel like we should keep you in there. You know, that's about it.
Just leave it at that. whatever at some point if we feel like we want to let
you out we'll do it and if not then fuck yourself that's where we're gonna land
yeah life's we'll just say we'll throw you in jail and then every once in a

(58:46):
while we'll ask papa dinero like do you think you should get out and papa dinero says no.
No he says he says it in spanish yeah yeah so so it's like no.
Really fucks with him then he's like does that what does that mean i don't speak
spanish i don't speak spanish Stop saying no in Spanish.

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It's American, motherfucker. Say it in American.
Oh, man. So, all right. So here's the thing, though.
And I want to point this out because Tim's wife, she actually said something about that.
She was kind of pissed about the new law that got passed by these dumb fuckers in the Supreme Court.
And she basically said, you know, she was like, listen, like my daughter was

(59:27):
two years old when her father was murdered.
Now, when she's 27, she's going to have to continue the fight that I thought Rotary fought for.
She's like, so thanks for your stupid fucking bullshit.
Glad I pay taxes. Get fucked. I think I made that last part up. Yeah.
I ad-libbed a little bit for her. But I mean, it's shitty, dude.
I mean, that's got to suck for the fucking actual victims.

(59:50):
Like if I'm being real for a minute, that's got to suck. Because you went through
this fucking horrible time, right?
And probably your motivation, all I can think about for her is,
okay, she lost her husband.
And from all accounts, man, they had a great relationship, great life.
New two-year-old. She loses her fucking husband. Right.

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And her probably motivation every day is like, okay, I'm just going to keep this from our daughter.
Like that's my motivation to keep going is to give, she needs a mom, she needs a good life.
And so she thinks, okay, these two pieces of shit are fucking behind bars for life.
We don't have to worry about it no more. And then fucking eight years later,
fucking some asshole, you know, makes a new law and she's like, oh, okay, nevermind.

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Now maybe it is her problem. Yeah. It just, that sucks, man.
It does yeah that i would imagine the anxiety would
immediately go through the roof that's what just hearing it just
the first the day you hear like oh my god you know
like the context that that i'm sure the radio
or the news is talking about has nothing to do with you specifically it's not
like they're talking about your case but the first thing that's going to go

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through your head is like holy shit these guys might get out yeah that sucks
by the way if you have a chance to look and if you really you're leaning in
kind of hard on the canadian supreme Supreme Court.
If you really want to just, if you just want to like just dig the knife in,
you should take a look at what they fucking wear because they look like goddamn Mrs. Claus.

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Oh, I've seen it. You've seen it. I've seen it. It is fucking ridiculous.
I love our neighbors up north. Okay, like you guys. Yes, but holy shit.
Because I'll knock on our guys too. They're all stupid. But what's up with the wigs and shit, man?
Like I don't I don't get it. I don't know if they all wear the wig still,
but certainly just at least the robes.

(01:01:40):
I mean, this is straight out of like, you can't tell me that.
Like if these people walked into our house dressed like they do for sitting
on the court, you'd immediately be like, Santa and Mrs. Claus, what up?
Seriously, there's nothing about this that looks...
Like a judicial body it looks

(01:02:03):
like they work at santa's fucking village that's it
they could go into santa's village and just seamlessly fit
in i am currently looking at pictures of it
and i hate it so much yeah there's
but there is they don't have wigs on but in one of the pictures i do
see somebody with a wig given another old
fuck with a santa costume on a piece of paper and

(01:02:24):
they're like hey how's it feel being rich and in control and
they're like really good so and then and they laugh and so stupid
but here's how it evolved for me i thought that they
did wear the wigs and so i was doing a little
google search while you were just teeing off on these guys and i
was like and you don't worry chris they wear a bunch of wigs and
then i don't see the wigs and i see these outfits i'm like this is

(01:02:45):
way worse dude this is way yes like if
you came if i let's say i just decide i'm packing up done
with america i've had it with the politics i'm going owned
up north moving to toronto and they're like damn brad
your podcast is amazing your detective work
is fucking beautiful we want to make you an honorary
honor for life supreme court justice

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and we're going to give you like 200 grand a year all expenses paid you have
to live in this mansion and i'm like do i have to wear the robe and they're
like yes i'm like i'm out i'm out i'm moving back i'm moving back that's it
you're done you're done that's it that's it that's a hard no No,
full stop. Not wearing the robe.
Stupid. I wonder how many qualified candidates they've lost just because of the fucking robe, dude.

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Also, this is a side note. I just got to fucking point this out because I did
a little quick search and I always go to Reddit because Reddit is fucking awesome.
But somebody asked like, hey, why do these motherfuckers dress like Santa Claus?
And there's always this one motherfucker, man. and he's explaining that it is
not actually the Santa Claus costume. It's very different in a lot of ways.

(01:03:57):
It's like, okay, go fuck yourself. We know it's not...
First of all, you're talking about Santa Claus like a real person.
You don't know what Santa wears, motherfucker.
Or give you a fucking tank top, fucking high boots, drinking Bud Diesel.
He's like, fuck your presents this year.
Yeah, he's a redneck smoker.

(01:04:20):
Oh god damn it my back swing again because i was picturing that in my head he
got the flannel on big old belly hey old bitch come over here talking mrs claus like shit,
he's got now that they do that i'm not saying he's got rudolph and the redneck
smoker the actual redneck smoker.

(01:04:43):
Hey his look his fucking uh is his what his sleigh you know with all the he's
got like bumper stickers on the back you know like,
he's got all his politics all over the back of his sleigh every everything he
believes in is on the back of that fucking sleigh you can tell just by parking
behind him you're like oh no he's voting.

(01:05:07):
Which is just so stupid oh man so yeah so that's the that's the story of dell and smitch bitch,
smitches get stitches baby smitches get stitches yeah dude i don't know like
this kid this kid like Like, there's few people that I really just,
like, really hate when you're telling me these stories.

(01:05:31):
This guy I just really hate. You know, like, there's some people you kind of
fear a little bit. Like, oh, shit, that's wild.
Like, oh, my God, that happened to you. Like, this has turned you into a monster.
Or, holy shit, like, you're just wired differently.
But this person is just, like, I feel like I knew him in high school,
and you just decided to start killing people.
Yeah. You know, you just, just sheer boredom, you know, it is,

(01:05:54):
it's boredom. It's boredom and one that like up the ante a little bit and just hurt other people.
Yeah. Feeling like you're better than them on top of that. I'm sure.
Right. Like, cause I know when we talk about guys, like even we,
you know, we talk about Israel keys or, or, you know, a Nielsen or whatever.
It's like, there's not that we agree with any of them, but like,
you can point out a reason for the decline, right? Right.

(01:06:16):
Like, yeah, the abuse that he Israel Keyes had or the sexual frustration or
whatever from Nielsen. It was just it kind of evolved.
Right. This guy was just like, oh, I'm getting high and I want to steal more
shit and I want to steal a truck.
And I'm sure he probably made the decision like when they were going to steal
the truck is like, oh, we should probably kill this guy if we're going to steal

(01:06:37):
his truck. Like he was just in the way.
It's just you know it's it's senseless and it's fucking stupid and i'm hoping
he's getting like just brutally sodomized in prison but it's canadian prison
so i don't know probably not.
I highly doubt it you mind if i sodomize you hey i'd really prefer you don't,

(01:06:59):
i prefer you don't they oh come on just give me a little poutine oh don't you know just a little
bit booty team i feel
like i feel like we should that's one thing we should do is
like open up the borders on both sides and so we can like pick what prisons
certain people go to because like you gotta send him to a bad one man like he's

(01:07:23):
got to go somewhere fucking that's just you know not regulated well people are
fucking getting just beat to shit every day the fucking,
police are just kind of like turn a blind eye they're like i don't know what's
going on like oh that guy got stabbed cool like that's where he should go you
know probably somewhere in texas would be my guess yeah yeah texas would be

(01:07:43):
good i was thinking more more south but yeah texas would be good start oh oh
okay yeah yeah la policia.
Send him to a fucking mexican prison i just pop up like once a month,

(01:08:04):
oh papa dinero just fucking just chugging viagra and beer and cocaine papa dinero and his enchilada,
his enchilada of justice,
this was getting banned in canada oh my god this is too hot for canada too hot

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for tv TV, Enchilada of Justice.
That's a t-shirt. Do some role-playing tonight. God.
Music.