July 29, 2024 • 19 mins
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Music.
Dead bodies and stuff like that yeah we need to shake it
off man get up in place here so so
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what do you got man we are we're washing our mind
with mouthwash yes yes i got
the listerine i'm pouring it in my ears shaking it
up so first things first guys if you're listening to
this you just seen the new logo okay oh
yeah yeah i want suggestions on names
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give me a fucking name right give me four names give me something
because i want the name to be solid on
this one this this little fucking cool i mean if somebody says
bleep you're getting blocked we're not naming a bleep but of
course if you're just this is your first episode you should
know that you want to go to instagram and you're going to check out our so
here no evil and chris has already put
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up some some logos for this segment of our
show the mental mouthwash portion of
the show and you can you can see what the dude looks like and
we're we're thinking he's a cute little guy he's a cute little
kind of guy so go ahead and do that if you
if you're not if you haven't been following us
on the socials at all also man real quick can i can i do a real quick before
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we start washing mind washing here you're gonna you're brainwashing us chris
um we got a fan fucking tastic review oh on yeah i mean they're They're all great.
You know, if you've already gone and done it on Apple Podcasts,
you can't really... Can you write... I don't think you can write on Spotify.
You just like... No, you can't. Star it, right?
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But Apple Podcasts, whoever K... I'm guessing...
Jigglio k jigglio all right yeah sure if i'm i'm sure i'm butchering that but
this was this was like dennis nielsen eloquence here.
Well we know what uh we know what that person's doing not to
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put too fine a point on it but no it was this is
like it was five paragraphs of just
a glowing review i don't think
my dad has ever said something that nice to me before this is
absolutely fantastic thank you for taking the time
to write it i mean this is one two three four literally five full paragraphs
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that somebody sat down and typed this out on their phone just thank you so much
yeah that's solid that's really good and i just had to so we don't know who
k jiglio is but whoever you are out there we love Love you.
Thank you. And you have literally made all the other reviews look like trash now. Absolutely.
Yeah. So everyone else, if you've already done one, go back and step up your
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game. Step it. I'm just kidding. We kind of appreciate you. Everyone. Everyone.
Yeah, that was a really good one. That was a really good one. Just to check.
I mean, I periodically look just to see if anybody added something new.
And to see that just blew my mind.
I can't imagine. I got tired reading it. So I was like, I have never read this much in my life.
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I was like i'm doing really good i feel i feel literate i had to put a bookmark
in it and come back to it later on like that night i got into bed with like
a cigar and some cognac and put dim the lights and i started reading it again
i read it to myself in a british accent yes fucking amazing dude.
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Refreshing take on the true crime genre that has
me hooked i love it amazing i love
it it's like sound like shakespeare man that was good that was good well let's
keep it up then let's keep it up let's go so here's our here's our premise for
this one guys is into the world okay zombie apocalypse right and you you get
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to pick four people to be on your team okay Now.
Two of them are celebrity characters.
Now, what I mean by that is it is not what we say earlier.
It's not Sylvester Stallone. It's Rambo. It's the character he plays.
And then you have to pick somebody from work and then just somebody that you know.
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So you get four people, a work, two characters, and a personal just person.
And you got to put together your fucking team.
You don't have long. and then you guys are going to fucking fight the
zombie apocalypse together who you got who do
i have can i real quickly before i actually answer i'd
like to point out that hey we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna
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you know stretch out we can get away from death and murder so
let's go with the mental mouse wall that's the end of the world and
there are zombies eating brains everywhere dead bodies
strewn across the neighborhood and you need
to fight your fucking way out through flesh and bone who do
you got like oh can i say
dennis nielsen can i say him because i hear he's fucking good he is imagine
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the zombie's faith when he starts trying to like strangle them they're like
that's not how this works i'm already dead dude dennis he's like look at all
these dead bodies dude he'd be the worst one because he'd just be cranking it in the corner.
He's just running around jerking off he's like it's fucking for him it's fucking
never never land he's like this is great god that actually might work they're
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like they're just freaked the fuck out they're like let's get out they run the
other way yeah this is not how this works.
You're supposed to be scared man god damn dude he's just having a field day.
So am i going first is that yeah give
me one give me something okay all right so i'm gonna go with
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first well my i don't work with a whole lot of people okay
it's a pretty small crew but i do have somebody that i believe he has said he
is in the line of duty he may have you know already seen some action so he's
a he's a navy man okay and yeah i think he he always has a sidearm with He's always prepared.
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He's like the Batman of our crew.
Are we naming names? I don't know. You can name it like a first name.
His name's Ian. Real stud. In shape.
Military man i'm gonna go i'm going with
him now this person was also he's a former co-worker.
But real life i i'm
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gonna use him as my non-current co-worker this dude
has when you when you told me this that this was the
premise my brain immediately went to him he is
like obsessed with zombies he loves like
the idea that he's always i wouldn't he's you
know not not full board
preparing for zombie apocalypse but i think he
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does a lot with that on his mind so he's
got the weaponry he's also the military person i will
say he he suffered an injury so he's
not the most mobile guy but he's got
knives everywhere he he has he's.
Got a lot of weaponry okay and i know
like he's he wanted to write a
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book about himself you know because he ponders it so
much so i know he's checking angles i know like
if i have to be somewhere if we have to go somewhere we're
loading up we're going to mike's house get in
the car because mike is prepared for this like i got it
that's a good one that's a good one he's already got like the the plywood ready
to go up on the up on the windows right everything's ready
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to rock that's that's that's my
guy right there so i i think he's probably like
five five like he is short and not
very mobile anymore but his cane dude he
bought lot of cane that has a skull head on it and
it's carbon fiber and you
could put it through a cinder block like that's how yeah dude so just this is
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this is my guy that's awesome yeah yeah so that's my that's my non-celebrity
team okay yes now we said we're not doing superheroes right.
No no it's got to be like quote unquote
real life yeah it can't be somebody like in fly or doing this shit like
that it's got to be you know a character yeah yeah so i think it's pretty obvious
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that we got to go with schwarzenegger in okay predator oh good one that is a
good one okay okay that's a wow that's a solid choice all right yeah you know
he's you know he's prepared i'd love
to say i he's only
fighting one guy so that i don't know i don't know if he's prepared to take
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on the zombie horde but but i like it and i think you may as well just go ahead
with a zombie movie just keep it in the genre and have you seen geez why am
i drawing a blank right now world war z.
Yes okay i'm taking brad pitt with me because that motherfucker oh yeah that's
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a really good one He is, he's always, he's ready. He knows what to do. He's like former CIA.
And while he might not be like fighting off the zombie horde,
that's, that's why I got Arnold over here. I got beefcake Arnold holding us down.
And my buddy, Mike, this dude's trying to keep us safe.
Right. He knows. Yeah. He, he, he's got the tactics. He understands,
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you know, you know, real life combat. He's got the connections.
He's, he's, he's getting us to the white house. If we need to go there,
we're bunkering down. He's like, all right. right? That's solid.
That's, that's a good, that was a good, so I didn't even think about those two.
Like, that's a really, that's a really good pick.
I feel like you'd last a good while. I mean, that's, you know,
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depending on how bad it gets.
I mean, you're, you're, you're making it a couple months at least,
right? Sure. Yeah, absolutely.
You know, cause it is, you know, we don't know how bad it gets,
whatever, like, but okay. Okay. I'm going to go. So I'm going to go with an old coworker.
And this is actually a guy I went to get advice from when I started the podcast,
right? His name's Billy.
He's into all this shit, right? He's into all the fucking zombie stuff and the
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ghost and shit like that. And the motherfucker has guns everywhere.
So I know if I'm like, hey, Billy, we need to go fight zombies.
He'll be like, okay, cool.
And load up a fuck ton of weapons and ride out. Always at the ready.
I'm actually gonna go with one of my co-workers now
at the gym and she's like my head
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trainer annie and the reason i'm going with
her is one i mean she's a badass she's like one of the toughest people i know
but she's also very like she knows what to do with like if you gotta like have
a farm or like grow food or do anything like that like she's got that fucking
to the t uh she can she She can handle all that shit. So it's like,
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okay, so we ain't starving.
You know what I'm saying? We're good here. Yes. Yes. I would definitely be starving.
Kids, we're eating pillows tonight. What do you think?
God damn it. DoorDash doesn't work during the fucking apocalypse.
What do I do? My phone don't even work.
I would have left a tip. Jesus Christ. And then I think I'm going to go with,
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you know, we said this at the very beginning as like a just an example but it
it changed my mind so i'm going to go with rambo yeah i i just i know he doesn't
fight zombies but i feel like he could fucking fight any it was either going to be him,
or like jason statham in any of his characters right just just a badass right
like just can you know do just about anything but i think i'm gonna go rambo
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and then i'm gonna go with With Sofia Vergara,
you know, like in Modern Family. I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is there a reason other than just you're like, need something to look at?
I mean listen it's it's the zombie apocalypse you
know i don't know what's gonna happen but like you
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want to repopulate the earth we got to repopulate at some point right like we
got to and i'm like you know if i gotta you know
i mean maybe rambo has a better chance i don't know but you
know i'm gonna put my fucking name in the hat like here you go i'll fight
you know so like it's one of the things where like if you
see that it's coming to an end like you see that like we're winning and we're
gonna have to like start over you know and you and like rambo's killing all
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all these zombies and like as soon as he kills the last one you kind of pop
him on the head yeah yeah like hit him with a baseball bat and they're like
you turn around it's just like your other three people and you're like all right guys uh what's up.
Dennis johnson that guy dude you grab the rope and ran by i was like what's
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with the rope in the uh the tub,
is uh we're taking a bath afterwards,
you don't worry about that you fight the zombies
big fella this is the second time that stallone has
made an appearance on the podcast i think that one
was so much better that was a way better one
yeah that was so much better dude mine sounded like
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just the worst man i was like why did i
even try to do that it was so bad all i
can do stallone is like in the rocky where he's like yo adrian like
that's it i can only say that you can
only do stallone by saying donkey in stallone right yeah that's right donkey
hey donkey donkey oh adrian you know i'm gonna fight you know i gotta fight
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what are you wanting to do i just i could that's good i just do that whole movie
over and over again oh it's another classic you know which one's your number one rocky not to
get too far into the weeds here, but best Rocky.
If you don't answer immediately, then you're wrong. That's it.
I'm telling you. Rocky II. Oh, God.
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Rocky II, man, is the best. Why?
Don't. What? Are you going to say, what, four? I'm going to say four,
dude. Come on, man. Oh, my God. Come on. I know. That's the amateur hour. That's all right.
And I mean, like, listen, you got to get one respected. Chris is a boxer,
so he's- But one is classic, too. It's just so slow.
The techniques in four were just so, you know,
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like, I wish I could have been there are on set to really set them
straight dude you know i just
watch it and i'm like oh no you're doing
oh no to the
movements are so crisp and clean you know the trainer whose name is zach he
knew what he was talking about by the time we got to four so politicized what
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is it about four you liked i think
it's just where i was when i watched it really i guess plus i dude Dude,
I like the whole USSR,
man. Like, this is America fighting.
That is a solid one. It's not a personal vendetta. When he goes to Russia, it's so badass, dude.
And they're, like, singing the national anthem and everyone's standing up.
It's like the Iron Man of Russia.
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It's fucking awesome, dude. And even him, like, when he kind of,
like, realizes that, like, Rocky's, like, the real deal, dude.
I'm like, oh, shit. He knows, too.
Like, I love Ivan Dragov, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, that guy's badass, dude. dude like I wanted to be him women
want him men want to be him 100 when he
hits the like the you know the machine and
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like the score goes up the training yes yes the training montage and that Rocky
in the woods like on like like dragging sleds and pulling rocks and he's that
is a cool scene yeah come on dude yeah that's true I mean that's a that's a
really I mean listen they're They're all fucking awesome, right?
Like, I mean, it's not really.
But yeah, if you haven't seen all the Rockies, go see all of them.
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I mean, this is a Rocky podcast with Chris and Brad. We're glad that you're here.
I don't know. So we need to tell them like where they're fucking if they want
to listen to more Rocky shit. Like, where are they going to go?
Where are they? Where are they going to?
Well, we already mentioned Instagram.
So, you know, if you I don't know how people come across podcasts.
Obviously, we got listeners and, you know, most of them just include like.
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Like your mom and my sister and brother-in-law, like I, where,
where the other ones come from?
I don't know, but my family does not listen. They hate me.
You got here somehow. If you, if you haven't, if you didn't come by way of Instagram,
go ahead and be a follower.
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Chris is always putting out stuff for you to, to, to vote on.
And now we've got our, our, a little grim reaper guy.
We need a name for it. Get in there. Give us a vote. vote, just give us your,
your, you know, maybe, maybe if we get enough candidates, we can,
we can create a vote at some point. That'd be cool.
From instagram man just hit that link tree and you're gonna
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you're gonna find the email our gmail here
no evil show at gmail.com you
can communicate uh you're you're actually you need to see the picture on instagram
anyway so whatever man send send something send what story you want to hear
give us a little bit more feedback if you've you know if you if you've heard
a little bit more about dennis i guarantee you that we're not going to talk
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about it the next episode but we want to hear about it. Yeah, that's true.
Our callback abilities are so shit. Yeah, we're done with that. Just absolute dog shit.
So yeah, if you give us any suggestions, we'll probably use them for the next
episode, but we're not going to talk about it.
Off air. We'll talk about it off air. And then, of course, the Patreon.
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We're adding new episodes all the time. him and then you know once
once we get our our our tiny mouthwash man
plushie you'll be able to get you'll be
able to get him on the patreon as well yeah yeah yeah he'll
be he'll be taking up a seat in our in our podcast room sure
yes yes we're gonna get some some video going
here soon in the podcast layer for whatever reason i'm gonna be in just like
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what chris is gonna ask me to come over was like white makeup and like kind
of like darkened eye sockets i i don't know why i look so dead but i'm gonna
look like my chemical romance in the black parade video that's gonna be me,
that's amazing just start singing the songs oh god so and i guess that's uh
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i think that's it so that's where you're gonna find us
find us fucking comment give us give
us your fucking apocalypse team you know throw some of those if you want tiktok
on tiktok too you can find on tiktok we're on the tick or
the top i don't know we're old tiktok is like a you know it's a young man's
game but we're trying it is true that is true we made some really funny ones
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yeah we made some really funny ones if you haven't seen them you're missing
out go watch them and you know actually yeah you do want to follow some tiktok
because once we start doing the videos we're gonna do some really funny dumb
shit to to share with y'all. So.
Music.
Music.
Dead bodies and stuff like that yeah we need to shake it
off man get up in place here so so
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what do you got man we are we're washing our mind
with mouthwash yes yes i got
the listerine i'm pouring it in my ears shaking it
up so first things first guys if you're listening to
this you just seen the new logo okay oh
yeah yeah i want suggestions on names
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give me a fucking name right give me four names give me something
because i want the name to be solid on
this one this this little fucking cool i mean if somebody says
bleep you're getting blocked we're not naming a bleep but of
course if you're just this is your first episode you should
know that you want to go to instagram and you're going to check out our so
here no evil and chris has already put
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up some some logos for this segment of our
show the mental mouthwash portion of
the show and you can you can see what the dude looks like and
we're we're thinking he's a cute little guy he's a cute little
kind of guy so go ahead and do that if you
if you're not if you haven't been following us
on the socials at all also man real quick can i can i do a real quick before
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we start washing mind washing here you're gonna you're brainwashing us chris
um we got a fan fucking tastic review oh on yeah i mean they're They're all great.
You know, if you've already gone and done it on Apple Podcasts,
you can't really... Can you write... I don't think you can write on Spotify.
You just like... No, you can't. Star it, right?
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But Apple Podcasts, whoever K... I'm guessing...
Jigglio k jigglio all right yeah sure if i'm i'm sure i'm butchering that but
this was this was like dennis nielsen eloquence here.
Well we know what uh we know what that person's doing not to
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put too fine a point on it but no it was this is
like it was five paragraphs of just
a glowing review i don't think
my dad has ever said something that nice to me before this is
absolutely fantastic thank you for taking the time
to write it i mean this is one two three four literally five full paragraphs
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that somebody sat down and typed this out on their phone just thank you so much
yeah that's solid that's really good and i just had to so we don't know who
k jiglio is but whoever you are out there we love Love you.
Thank you. And you have literally made all the other reviews look like trash now. Absolutely.
Yeah. So everyone else, if you've already done one, go back and step up your
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game. Step it. I'm just kidding. We kind of appreciate you. Everyone. Everyone.
Yeah, that was a really good one. That was a really good one. Just to check.
I mean, I periodically look just to see if anybody added something new.
And to see that just blew my mind.
I can't imagine. I got tired reading it. So I was like, I have never read this much in my life.
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I was like i'm doing really good i feel i feel literate i had to put a bookmark
in it and come back to it later on like that night i got into bed with like
a cigar and some cognac and put dim the lights and i started reading it again
i read it to myself in a british accent yes fucking amazing dude.
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Refreshing take on the true crime genre that has
me hooked i love it amazing i love
it it's like sound like shakespeare man that was good that was good well let's
keep it up then let's keep it up let's go so here's our here's our premise for
this one guys is into the world okay zombie apocalypse right and you you get
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to pick four people to be on your team okay Now.
Two of them are celebrity characters.
Now, what I mean by that is it is not what we say earlier.
It's not Sylvester Stallone. It's Rambo. It's the character he plays.
And then you have to pick somebody from work and then just somebody that you know.
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So you get four people, a work, two characters, and a personal just person.
And you got to put together your fucking team.
You don't have long. and then you guys are going to fucking fight the
zombie apocalypse together who you got who do
i have can i real quickly before i actually answer i'd
like to point out that hey we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna
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you know stretch out we can get away from death and murder so
let's go with the mental mouse wall that's the end of the world and
there are zombies eating brains everywhere dead bodies
strewn across the neighborhood and you need
to fight your fucking way out through flesh and bone who do
you got like oh can i say
dennis nielsen can i say him because i hear he's fucking good he is imagine
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the zombie's faith when he starts trying to like strangle them they're like
that's not how this works i'm already dead dude dennis he's like look at all
these dead bodies dude he'd be the worst one because he'd just be cranking it in the corner.
He's just running around jerking off he's like it's fucking for him it's fucking
never never land he's like this is great god that actually might work they're
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like they're just freaked the fuck out they're like let's get out they run the
other way yeah this is not how this works.
You're supposed to be scared man god damn dude he's just having a field day.
So am i going first is that yeah give
me one give me something okay all right so i'm gonna go with
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first well my i don't work with a whole lot of people okay
it's a pretty small crew but i do have somebody that i believe he has said he
is in the line of duty he may have you know already seen some action so he's
a he's a navy man okay and yeah i think he he always has a sidearm with He's always prepared.
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He's like the Batman of our crew.
Are we naming names? I don't know. You can name it like a first name.
His name's Ian. Real stud. In shape.
Military man i'm gonna go i'm going with
him now this person was also he's a former co-worker.
But real life i i'm
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gonna use him as my non-current co-worker this dude
has when you when you told me this that this was the
premise my brain immediately went to him he is
like obsessed with zombies he loves like
the idea that he's always i wouldn't he's you
know not not full board
preparing for zombie apocalypse but i think he
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does a lot with that on his mind so he's
got the weaponry he's also the military person i will
say he he suffered an injury so he's
not the most mobile guy but he's got
knives everywhere he he has he's.
Got a lot of weaponry okay and i know
like he's he wanted to write a
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book about himself you know because he ponders it so
much so i know he's checking angles i know like
if i have to be somewhere if we have to go somewhere we're
loading up we're going to mike's house get in
the car because mike is prepared for this like i got it
that's a good one that's a good one he's already got like the the plywood ready
to go up on the up on the windows right everything's ready
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to rock that's that's that's my
guy right there so i i think he's probably like
five five like he is short and not
very mobile anymore but his cane dude he
bought lot of cane that has a skull head on it and
it's carbon fiber and you
could put it through a cinder block like that's how yeah dude so just this is
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this is my guy that's awesome yeah yeah so that's my that's my non-celebrity
team okay yes now we said we're not doing superheroes right.
No no it's got to be like quote unquote
real life yeah it can't be somebody like in fly or doing this shit like
that it's got to be you know a character yeah yeah so i think it's pretty obvious
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that we got to go with schwarzenegger in okay predator oh good one that is a
good one okay okay that's a wow that's a solid choice all right yeah you know
he's you know he's prepared i'd love
to say i he's only
fighting one guy so that i don't know i don't know if he's prepared to take
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on the zombie horde but but i like it and i think you may as well just go ahead
with a zombie movie just keep it in the genre and have you seen geez why am
i drawing a blank right now world war z.
Yes okay i'm taking brad pitt with me because that motherfucker oh yeah that's
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a really good one He is, he's always, he's ready. He knows what to do. He's like former CIA.
And while he might not be like fighting off the zombie horde,
that's, that's why I got Arnold over here. I got beefcake Arnold holding us down.
And my buddy, Mike, this dude's trying to keep us safe.
Right. He knows. Yeah. He, he, he's got the tactics. He understands,
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you know, you know, real life combat. He's got the connections.
He's, he's, he's getting us to the white house. If we need to go there,
we're bunkering down. He's like, all right. right? That's solid.
That's, that's a good, that was a good, so I didn't even think about those two.
Like, that's a really, that's a really good pick.
I feel like you'd last a good while. I mean, that's, you know,
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depending on how bad it gets.
I mean, you're, you're, you're making it a couple months at least,
right? Sure. Yeah, absolutely.
You know, cause it is, you know, we don't know how bad it gets,
whatever, like, but okay. Okay. I'm going to go. So I'm going to go with an old coworker.
And this is actually a guy I went to get advice from when I started the podcast,
right? His name's Billy.
He's into all this shit, right? He's into all the fucking zombie stuff and the
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ghost and shit like that. And the motherfucker has guns everywhere.
So I know if I'm like, hey, Billy, we need to go fight zombies.
He'll be like, okay, cool.
And load up a fuck ton of weapons and ride out. Always at the ready.
I'm actually gonna go with one of my co-workers now
at the gym and she's like my head
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trainer annie and the reason i'm going with
her is one i mean she's a badass she's like one of the toughest people i know
but she's also very like she knows what to do with like if you gotta like have
a farm or like grow food or do anything like that like she's got that fucking
to the t uh she can she She can handle all that shit. So it's like,
(11:04):
okay, so we ain't starving.
You know what I'm saying? We're good here. Yes. Yes. I would definitely be starving.
Kids, we're eating pillows tonight. What do you think?
God damn it. DoorDash doesn't work during the fucking apocalypse.
What do I do? My phone don't even work.
I would have left a tip. Jesus Christ. And then I think I'm going to go with,
(11:28):
you know, we said this at the very beginning as like a just an example but it
it changed my mind so i'm going to go with rambo yeah i i just i know he doesn't
fight zombies but i feel like he could fucking fight any it was either going to be him,
or like jason statham in any of his characters right just just a badass right
like just can you know do just about anything but i think i'm gonna go rambo
(11:51):
and then i'm gonna go with With Sofia Vergara,
you know, like in Modern Family. I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is there a reason other than just you're like, need something to look at?
I mean listen it's it's the zombie apocalypse you
know i don't know what's gonna happen but like you
(12:12):
want to repopulate the earth we got to repopulate at some point right like we
got to and i'm like you know if i gotta you know
i mean maybe rambo has a better chance i don't know but you
know i'm gonna put my fucking name in the hat like here you go i'll fight
you know so like it's one of the things where like if you
see that it's coming to an end like you see that like we're winning and we're
gonna have to like start over you know and you and like rambo's killing all
(12:35):
all these zombies and like as soon as he kills the last one you kind of pop
him on the head yeah yeah like hit him with a baseball bat and they're like
you turn around it's just like your other three people and you're like all right guys uh what's up.
Dennis johnson that guy dude you grab the rope and ran by i was like what's
(12:59):
with the rope in the uh the tub,
is uh we're taking a bath afterwards,
you don't worry about that you fight the zombies
big fella this is the second time that stallone has
made an appearance on the podcast i think that one
was so much better that was a way better one
yeah that was so much better dude mine sounded like
(13:22):
just the worst man i was like why did i
even try to do that it was so bad all i
can do stallone is like in the rocky where he's like yo adrian like
that's it i can only say that you can
only do stallone by saying donkey in stallone right yeah that's right donkey
hey donkey donkey oh adrian you know i'm gonna fight you know i gotta fight
(13:43):
what are you wanting to do i just i could that's good i just do that whole movie
over and over again oh it's another classic you know which one's your number one rocky not to
get too far into the weeds here, but best Rocky.
If you don't answer immediately, then you're wrong. That's it.
I'm telling you. Rocky II. Oh, God.
(14:05):
Rocky II, man, is the best. Why?
Don't. What? Are you going to say, what, four? I'm going to say four,
dude. Come on, man. Oh, my God. Come on. I know. That's the amateur hour. That's all right.
And I mean, like, listen, you got to get one respected. Chris is a boxer,
so he's- But one is classic, too. It's just so slow.
The techniques in four were just so, you know,
(14:26):
like, I wish I could have been there are on set to really set them
straight dude you know i just
watch it and i'm like oh no you're doing
oh no to the
movements are so crisp and clean you know the trainer whose name is zach he
knew what he was talking about by the time we got to four so politicized what
(14:50):
is it about four you liked i think
it's just where i was when i watched it really i guess plus i dude Dude,
I like the whole USSR,
man. Like, this is America fighting.
That is a solid one. It's not a personal vendetta. When he goes to Russia, it's so badass, dude.
And they're, like, singing the national anthem and everyone's standing up.
It's like the Iron Man of Russia.
(15:11):
It's fucking awesome, dude. And even him, like, when he kind of,
like, realizes that, like, Rocky's, like, the real deal, dude.
I'm like, oh, shit. He knows, too.
Like, I love Ivan Dragov, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, that guy's badass, dude. dude like I wanted to be him women
want him men want to be him 100 when he
hits the like the you know the machine and
(15:33):
like the score goes up the training yes yes the training montage and that Rocky
in the woods like on like like dragging sleds and pulling rocks and he's that
is a cool scene yeah come on dude yeah that's true I mean that's a that's a
really I mean listen they're They're all fucking awesome, right?
Like, I mean, it's not really.
But yeah, if you haven't seen all the Rockies, go see all of them.
(15:56):
I mean, this is a Rocky podcast with Chris and Brad. We're glad that you're here.
I don't know. So we need to tell them like where they're fucking if they want
to listen to more Rocky shit. Like, where are they going to go?
Where are they? Where are they going to?
Well, we already mentioned Instagram.
So, you know, if you I don't know how people come across podcasts.
Obviously, we got listeners and, you know, most of them just include like.
(16:19):
Like your mom and my sister and brother-in-law, like I, where,
where the other ones come from?
I don't know, but my family does not listen. They hate me.
You got here somehow. If you, if you haven't, if you didn't come by way of Instagram,
go ahead and be a follower.
(16:39):
Chris is always putting out stuff for you to, to, to vote on.
And now we've got our, our, a little grim reaper guy.
We need a name for it. Get in there. Give us a vote. vote, just give us your,
your, you know, maybe, maybe if we get enough candidates, we can,
we can create a vote at some point. That'd be cool.
From instagram man just hit that link tree and you're gonna
(17:01):
you're gonna find the email our gmail here
no evil show at gmail.com you
can communicate uh you're you're actually you need to see the picture on instagram
anyway so whatever man send send something send what story you want to hear
give us a little bit more feedback if you've you know if you if you've heard
a little bit more about dennis i guarantee you that we're not going to talk
(17:23):
about it the next episode but we want to hear about it. Yeah, that's true.
Our callback abilities are so shit. Yeah, we're done with that. Just absolute dog shit.
So yeah, if you give us any suggestions, we'll probably use them for the next
episode, but we're not going to talk about it.
Off air. We'll talk about it off air. And then, of course, the Patreon.
(17:47):
We're adding new episodes all the time. him and then you know once
once we get our our our tiny mouthwash man
plushie you'll be able to get you'll be
able to get him on the patreon as well yeah yeah yeah he'll
be he'll be taking up a seat in our in our podcast room sure
yes yes we're gonna get some some video going
here soon in the podcast layer for whatever reason i'm gonna be in just like
(18:11):
what chris is gonna ask me to come over was like white makeup and like kind
of like darkened eye sockets i i don't know why i look so dead but i'm gonna
look like my chemical romance in the black parade video that's gonna be me,
that's amazing just start singing the songs oh god so and i guess that's uh
(18:37):
i think that's it so that's where you're gonna find us
find us fucking comment give us give
us your fucking apocalypse team you know throw some of those if you want tiktok
on tiktok too you can find on tiktok we're on the tick or
the top i don't know we're old tiktok is like a you know it's a young man's
game but we're trying it is true that is true we made some really funny ones
(18:58):
yeah we made some really funny ones if you haven't seen them you're missing
out go watch them and you know actually yeah you do want to follow some tiktok
because once we start doing the videos we're gonna do some really funny dumb
shit to to share with y'all. So.
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