August 11, 2024 • 19 mins
In this riveting episode, we delve into the sensational story that has taken the internet by storm. When an Olympic pole vaulter's unexpected mishap goes viral, it sets off a chain of events that catapult him into the spotlight for all the wrong reasons. As his incredible athletic feat turns into an online spectacle, offers from the adult industry come flooding in, blurring the lines between fame and infamy.
But that's not all. We explore the fascinating world of athletes who leverage their fleeting Olympic fame into lucrative OnlyFans careers. From a pole vaulter's unintentional viral moment to a bronze medalist's bold move into the adult content world, we uncover the stories behind the headlines and the decisions that led these athletes down unexpected paths.
Join us as we navigate through the intersection of sports, scandal, and social media, and ponder the ethical dilemmas that arise when personal brands collide with public scrutiny. This episode is a whirlwind of humor, shock, and thought-provoking discussions that you won't want to miss!
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Music.
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So let's uh let's let's turn the corner here man
let's do some let's let's rinse and and wash and
do all that stuff and repeat get that music that's good
that sounds nothing like the music from either one of us that
sounded horrible sorry i forgot
i forgot what the mouthwash music sounds like i
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just know it's good it is good it's a banger dude like
i could i'm gonna make that my ringtone honestly oh
get out yeah send it to me i want to do
that um no it's it's
good it's soothing wholesome and that's
what it just it is wholesome now let's unwholesomeify that
fucker and talk some dirty shit yeah specifically
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so i did want to run this by you real quick
because i know you got some you're you're coming in hot with
your own with your own pitch and i like it
but i just want to bring this up did you hear about the
hotness that happened at the olympics just this week
did you hear
that a porn star was born at the olympics oh
(01:28):
you're talking about the blonde chick oh well okay
so well she she's an only fans right that one i don't know something no no i
wasn't there there was there is an only fans woman i saw the headline i didn't
read anything i didn't click on it crystal i didn't click on it all right i'm.
Just scrolling through you're watching the olympics you're like hey i recognize her.
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No no no but that was a headline that and
only fans oh the pole vaulter the pole
vaulter yes did you hear about the pole vaulter no but i am now are you googling
it right now hell yeah you're some bitch you're taking the taking the thunder
out of my lightning dude just that just the images dude just images yes dude
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i mean so in case anybody listening hasn't heard you know
if you're if you're so like tuned into
like murder and podcasts that you that you haven't even
watched like the news you know like just
general nbc stuff flying by i don't know how that's even
possible if you're if you're if you found our website then you've probably already
heard this so the pole vaulter from i believe it was france was going to was
(02:43):
he was going to win i think he was he was either moving on qualifying gold medal
something like that right his entire torso gets up
and over 40 feet high i don't know he's jumping the moon right and on his way down his dong.
Smacks the bar off oh i
did hear about that yes it smacks it
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off the uh the the the vault apparatus right
or whatever i don't even yes and you know
they put it in slow motion like reverse forward reverse forward
and you get a good idea of what
this dude's packing right like he's he's
packing an enchilada i've got to say i don't
know what the i don't know
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what the french version of an enchilada is but and i clear
and i clear yeah and yeah
but apparently he's been offered a chance
to go on Pornhub okay okay yeah I don't know what that means I again didn't
click the article all right I don't know what they're gonna be showing and yeah
so but so I don't know if it if it's just like they're just gonna do like a
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video or if they're like hey here's your,
co-star I don't know but they've already been in touch well you know what's
funny so I so it's because I didn't know you were going there with that.
I know you're talking about him. I do remember hearing about that but when I
just quickly said like I just I think I googled Olympic OnlyFans.
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And all these other people showed up like there's a, some girl from Canada that,
you know, she won bronze.
Right. And she's kind of already diving into the only fans.
She wasted no time. Oh, wow. Oh, she didn't before, but does now.
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Yeah. So I think after she, apparently after she won the, the pole vault,
she started like twerking.
And they were like yep and
so people noticed her and she got all these searches and
then she was like fuck it make some money on it yeah
the one that i saw i don't know what it was i have no clue what event what country
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but it said that she was an only fans star and after she won she did an r-rated
she made an r-rated gesture to the crowd that's her yeah yeah okay yeah gotcha all All right. Wow.
What a world, man. Yeah. There's also a speed skater too, a speed skating,
cycling chick from Spain that went on OnlyFans to make her money to compete.
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So she went on OnlyFans to make the money so that she could train,
so that she could compete.
And I am, let's see, sign up OnlyFans.
Credit card. Anyway. Yeah, right. Like you'd have to enter that stuff, right?
Welcome back saved password yes spending authentication code transferred money okay.
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Like brad brad i sold that house by the way.
Fund some uh your 401k like investment train associate it's like chris you know
i get it it's your money but you might want to think about the future and not just about
only fans sylvie doesn't love you chris no no
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don't don't say that to yourself you know she
does yeah well she loves papa
de narrow she don't know she don't know my name but isn't it crazy that like
i do wish that i mean i either you're famous right and then you decide to do
like a podcast or do some other side hustle and then people immediately go to that kind of like
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what the the pole vaulting chick did right she's like wow all eyes on me guess
what you know well let's let's leverage this.
Brief moment of fame for something a
little bit more enduring right yeah did a little nest egg right
and then you have some other people that do
it the other way like they start with an only fans they start with
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like hey guys like women's bodies why don't i show it to them for money and
now they're going to bigger and better things too like they just like my what's
so fucking frustrating is It's like I just have a small penis and a very small,
you know, like localized audience of a podcast.
(07:20):
Like I can't do one or the other, you know? It's a junior enchilada.
Oh, my God, dude. Kids menu, bro. Oh, no.
I was going to say kids menu, but I don't want to say it. Oh, man.
You're right. You're right. I mean, but you know what? There's a niche for everybody.
(07:42):
There's some people out there that love small penis. What's my niche?
Oh, is that what it is? Is that what it is? I don't know.
But I mean, there's got to be somebody out there that'll subscribe.
I mean, what is it, $1.99?
Put the shrimp taco on OnlyFans and see what nibbles I get. Do it,
man. I mean, it's a numbers game, right?
There's fucking millions of people out there. All you need is 1%. It's true.
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1% of a million to sign up. That's it. I like your enthusiasm,
but still, it's frustrating.
I'll motivate you now. I'll motivate you. Come on. We can go sell that penis.
I'll be your fucking manager. All I want is 30%, okay?
30%. I don't want Chris Bowen. I want Matt Money, dude. Yeah. Only if it's Matt Money.
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And if you don't hit the goals, you're getting Papa Dinero.
Brad, you didn't hit the numbers this month. uh make more money bitch yeah this
is a classic i already have ibs shut the fuck up here comes the enchilada,
(08:52):
he said it was a medical procedure god damn right it is god oh that was a good
um that was a good one that's frustrating that is very frustrating man i am
i'm legitimately frustrated so i mean
it sucks you know but it is what it is right like because because i wasn't born
with titties if i was born with titties i'd be leveraging the motherfuckers
(09:13):
every day man if i had tits i wouldn't fucking be able to get out of bed i would
just play with their motherfuckers all day,
i'd be i'd be smitch bitch i'd just be fucking a loser like hey you want to
come over and uh play video games like nope play with Like all day, all day, all day.
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I haven't eaten. I haven't seen the sun.
Inside playing with my kids.
What was my oh oh okay if you
had to i remember what it was you had
to make as much money as possible in in one
week but you had to do it with illegal
(09:56):
activity right it's got to be something you know fucking
cinematic illegal right like just whatever what
are you doing like what are you robbing a bank are you selling
your your shrimp penis to everybody like what are you that's not illegal though
right oh you're seeing if i was like a prostitute like a male yeah like yeah
they're tricking you know i mean prostitution is illegal but yeah i mean that's
(10:19):
that seems i wasn't even thinking that god yes absolutely if anybody wants drugs like you know drugs,
enchiladas with cocaine like are you man god hit
man like what are you doing hit man no geez this is this is tough one of my
biggest fears is going to prison the more you talk about mexican prisons and
(10:39):
freaking enchiladas of justice it's making me even more skeptical of any kind
of your wife comes home and she's like baby let's have mexican for dinner you're like no.
Absolutely not keep them away from me yeah i uh god so i i guess if i had to
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i don't know whatever comes with the the light lightest prison sentence if i'm caught i guess,
You got to make the most money too, though. But what does the most money mean?
Like, what is the, I don't, what's the, you got to make, you got to make $50,000.
You got to make $50,000 in a week. I got to make $50,000 in a week. Theft.
Easy. Okay. Easy peasy. That's it, man. There's, you know, and if I had enough
(11:22):
time to plan it out, I would do it in such a way that I could, you know.
Um essentially it's it's more it would be more like
embezzlement i think than anything you know like some kind of like return scheme
at like a lows or something like that you know i'll try to i try to i try to
scheme it out i try to like that but a week i don't think you do that in a week
(11:43):
what 50 000 in a week yeah i mean i could pull you get the job at lows and start.
No no no not like i not embezzlement like i
work there and i'm stealing from the company that's probably not that's probably
not the right word but like as an as a consumer there
figure out a way like big ticket items that i
could oh i got you you know like walk
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out of the store and then somehow you know
return it or buy it and then
it's broken or something you know or find some kind of way
with the way like a sale might work out you
know like get it cheap in one place sell it back for more at another something
like that i think that's how i'm trying to do it you know okay
those things have occurred to me before i'm like oh you
know what this is good i shouldn't do this
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i shouldn't even is it you know but those little those little moments that
kind of spark every once in a while like that's that's kind of unethical like
i'm gonna take unethical i'm gonna unwrap that bitch i'm gonna
i'm gonna i'm gonna plant it fertilize it and grow a money
tree that's what i'm gonna do that's good i like that i mean that's
that's i think that it would be a lot but i.
Think it'd work yeah yeah just i just need some
big ticket items yeah yeah just roll up
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in like an apple store just take all the phones or something yeah yeah
yeah or i mean if it really just came down to just straight up swiping
and then pitching for cash i
think i think that would be the way i would do it you know i don't want to hurt
anybody for sure you know like physically right you know like i don't obviously
you're hurting them financially but yeah i don't i don't i'm not i'm not gonna
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be a gun for hire or anything like that right start shooting people I won't
even fight a Bobcat, let alone steal something.
My wife's listening to this right now little bitch you and steal from loads
you little bitch little smitch bitch you and steal shit,
smitch bitch she brings you a t-shirt and says smitch bitch smitch bitch is afraid of a bobcat.
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I love how we make this out like she's abusing you oh she just emotionally yes no no no no
she did mention it though she did she did say she's
like i like how you make me out like i'm some kind of jerk i'm your
bitch i'm like it hurt it hurt it hurt so now the listeners are gonna know that
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you hurt me i'm not gonna tell you i'm gonna be strong i'm gonna be strong when
i look her in the eye i'm strong i'm gonna wipe that tear away i'm gonna be
strong my lip is quivering but i'm strong and then i'm gonna go on my little
podcast i'm gonna make fun of you,
you're a bitch you're a bitch yeah she's gray
what was the it was that oh god i was like key
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and peel or he's like do you call her a bitch and he's like yeah i said you
come in here to like vent and rant exactly she like busts open the door what
are you talking about here like nothing honey murder we love it she's not you i love you great,
chris shut up talking about murders and cats and burritos it's all we talk about
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in here not you i mean that's that's pretty fucking close.
We put the sodomy in there once in a while but yeah i mean it's it's pretty
it's pretty tight right there burritos and bobcats and that's that's our that's
our elevator pitch when we finally get you know when we finally get approached
by hollywood So what's it about that?
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Murder and burritos and bobcats. God damn, we want it. I would watch that movie.
I would watch that movie. If it said that's the title, I'm not even looking
at the trailer or nothing. I'm watching.
I'm just going to play. I mean, you can't go wrong.
Fucking i'm watching it you're covering all your bases yeah absolutely
god i'll be honest with you right now
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i'll be honest i am wanting some fucking mexican food yeah yeah we have said
enchilada 18 times and i'm fucking dying right yeah we've i was thinking the
same thing we've kind of wrap it up i i listen my legal thing is i think i'm
gonna change mine i'm gonna do what you i'm gonna steal
shit i'm gonna steal i'm definitely stealing shit i would
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have said underground boxer for you i think you would uh you know you're not
gonna make a 50 50 000 though like you know in
a week yeah but you but that's because you you
you you take the dive bro you know you gotta work okay
okay day day one you're a big shot day
two you're a big shot and then day five you bet against yourself you bet the
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house and then you take control yeah that's smart that's smart some little fucking
asshole comes out there when you know i'm like just he fucking slaps me he's
like oh and i just like oh yeah yeah yeah in the left corner papa dinero.
And now you know you're like yeah and then you get smitch bitch in the the other corner and.
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Yeah dude i love that that's a great idea that's what i'm doing all right that's
what i'm doing Ay, papa, you beat me so badly, and yet, smitch bitch, one shot.
You give me two black eyes with one punch, and yet smitch bitch beats you so badly.
Shut up. Hey, so this is for you.
Who the fuck let you out, Sarge? Free burritos for life. Shut up. Hi.
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I'll get you that ambition tattoo you always wanted. Ay, papa.
Ay, papa, si. Lo siento, lo siento.
That's a great idea man that's if so the podcast doesn't take off then we can
steal shit and beat people up,
I think we got it covered, man. We got like a solid plan C. Because this is plan B, so.
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People are like, what? All our listeners are like, good God.
Fucking hate that. Your financial advisor, you're like, geez,
he's listed. Jesus Christ.
Is that where all that money's been going? I wish you were OnlyFans.
I wish you were OnlyFans.
(17:46):
This podcast has to make it so I can fund my OnlyFans session like honestly
let's be honest it's not only it's DoorDash porn is free I'm not going to pay you to see your tits,
I'll look at my own in the mirror right oh shit pay me $10 you see my tits like
shut the fuck out oh god you fucking I mean I'm glad there's somebody doing
(18:11):
it but it ain't me yeah again good for them and that's what Good for them.
And this is all those dudes that hate on him. It's just pure fucking jealousy.
That's what it is. It is. Like, I can't do that. Yeah.
God doesn't like it. It's like, is that what it is? Does it? Yeah.
That's fine if he doesn't, because I'm not, you know, like I said,
(18:31):
that money is going to the DoorDash here in about 20 minutes.
It's going to deliver an enchilada to my fucking table.
That's what I'm spending my money on.
I mean, I can look up tits right now. Tits. Hustle and punch.
For free. For free, motherfucker.
Just titties everywhere.
(18:52):
Oh, God.
Music.
Music.
(00:24):
So let's uh let's let's turn the corner here man
let's do some let's let's rinse and and wash and
do all that stuff and repeat get that music that's good
that sounds nothing like the music from either one of us that
sounded horrible sorry i forgot
i forgot what the mouthwash music sounds like i
(00:44):
just know it's good it is good it's a banger dude like
i could i'm gonna make that my ringtone honestly oh
get out yeah send it to me i want to do
that um no it's it's
good it's soothing wholesome and that's
what it just it is wholesome now let's unwholesomeify that
fucker and talk some dirty shit yeah specifically
(01:08):
so i did want to run this by you real quick
because i know you got some you're you're coming in hot with
your own with your own pitch and i like it
but i just want to bring this up did you hear about the
hotness that happened at the olympics just this week
did you hear
that a porn star was born at the olympics oh
(01:28):
you're talking about the blonde chick oh well okay
so well she she's an only fans right that one i don't know something no no i
wasn't there there was there is an only fans woman i saw the headline i didn't
read anything i didn't click on it crystal i didn't click on it all right i'm.
Just scrolling through you're watching the olympics you're like hey i recognize her.
(01:56):
No no no but that was a headline that and
only fans oh the pole vaulter the pole
vaulter yes did you hear about the pole vaulter no but i am now are you googling
it right now hell yeah you're some bitch you're taking the taking the thunder
out of my lightning dude just that just the images dude just images yes dude
(02:18):
i mean so in case anybody listening hasn't heard you know
if you're if you're so like tuned into
like murder and podcasts that you that you haven't even
watched like the news you know like just
general nbc stuff flying by i don't know how that's even
possible if you're if you're if you found our website then you've probably already
heard this so the pole vaulter from i believe it was france was going to was
(02:43):
he was going to win i think he was he was either moving on qualifying gold medal
something like that right his entire torso gets up
and over 40 feet high i don't know he's jumping the moon right and on his way down his dong.
Smacks the bar off oh i
did hear about that yes it smacks it
(03:05):
off the uh the the the vault apparatus right
or whatever i don't even yes and you know
they put it in slow motion like reverse forward reverse forward
and you get a good idea of what
this dude's packing right like he's he's
packing an enchilada i've got to say i don't
know what the i don't know
(03:29):
what the french version of an enchilada is but and i clear
and i clear yeah and yeah
but apparently he's been offered a chance
to go on Pornhub okay okay yeah I don't know what that means I again didn't
click the article all right I don't know what they're gonna be showing and yeah
so but so I don't know if it if it's just like they're just gonna do like a
(03:52):
video or if they're like hey here's your,
co-star I don't know but they've already been in touch well you know what's
funny so I so it's because I didn't know you were going there with that.
I know you're talking about him. I do remember hearing about that but when I
just quickly said like I just I think I googled Olympic OnlyFans.
(04:15):
And all these other people showed up like there's a, some girl from Canada that,
you know, she won bronze.
Right. And she's kind of already diving into the only fans.
She wasted no time. Oh, wow. Oh, she didn't before, but does now.
(04:37):
Yeah. So I think after she, apparently after she won the, the pole vault,
she started like twerking.
And they were like yep and
so people noticed her and she got all these searches and
then she was like fuck it make some money on it yeah
the one that i saw i don't know what it was i have no clue what event what country
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but it said that she was an only fans star and after she won she did an r-rated
she made an r-rated gesture to the crowd that's her yeah yeah okay yeah gotcha all All right. Wow.
What a world, man. Yeah. There's also a speed skater too, a speed skating,
cycling chick from Spain that went on OnlyFans to make her money to compete.
(05:25):
So she went on OnlyFans to make the money so that she could train,
so that she could compete.
And I am, let's see, sign up OnlyFans.
Credit card. Anyway. Yeah, right. Like you'd have to enter that stuff, right?
Welcome back saved password yes spending authentication code transferred money okay.
(05:53):
Like brad brad i sold that house by the way.
Fund some uh your 401k like investment train associate it's like chris you know
i get it it's your money but you might want to think about the future and not just about
only fans sylvie doesn't love you chris no no
(06:14):
don't don't say that to yourself you know she
does yeah well she loves papa
de narrow she don't know she don't know my name but isn't it crazy that like
i do wish that i mean i either you're famous right and then you decide to do
like a podcast or do some other side hustle and then people immediately go to that kind of like
(06:38):
what the the pole vaulting chick did right she's like wow all eyes on me guess
what you know well let's let's leverage this.
Brief moment of fame for something a
little bit more enduring right yeah did a little nest egg right
and then you have some other people that do
it the other way like they start with an only fans they start with
(06:58):
like hey guys like women's bodies why don't i show it to them for money and
now they're going to bigger and better things too like they just like my what's
so fucking frustrating is It's like I just have a small penis and a very small,
you know, like localized audience of a podcast.
(07:20):
Like I can't do one or the other, you know? It's a junior enchilada.
Oh, my God, dude. Kids menu, bro. Oh, no.
I was going to say kids menu, but I don't want to say it. Oh, man.
You're right. You're right. I mean, but you know what? There's a niche for everybody.
(07:42):
There's some people out there that love small penis. What's my niche?
Oh, is that what it is? Is that what it is? I don't know.
But I mean, there's got to be somebody out there that'll subscribe.
I mean, what is it, $1.99?
Put the shrimp taco on OnlyFans and see what nibbles I get. Do it,
man. I mean, it's a numbers game, right?
There's fucking millions of people out there. All you need is 1%. It's true.
(08:07):
1% of a million to sign up. That's it. I like your enthusiasm,
but still, it's frustrating.
I'll motivate you now. I'll motivate you. Come on. We can go sell that penis.
I'll be your fucking manager. All I want is 30%, okay?
30%. I don't want Chris Bowen. I want Matt Money, dude. Yeah. Only if it's Matt Money.
(08:31):
And if you don't hit the goals, you're getting Papa Dinero.
Brad, you didn't hit the numbers this month. uh make more money bitch yeah this
is a classic i already have ibs shut the fuck up here comes the enchilada,
(08:52):
he said it was a medical procedure god damn right it is god oh that was a good
um that was a good one that's frustrating that is very frustrating man i am
i'm legitimately frustrated so i mean
it sucks you know but it is what it is right like because because i wasn't born
with titties if i was born with titties i'd be leveraging the motherfuckers
(09:13):
every day man if i had tits i wouldn't fucking be able to get out of bed i would
just play with their motherfuckers all day,
i'd be i'd be smitch bitch i'd just be fucking a loser like hey you want to
come over and uh play video games like nope play with Like all day, all day, all day.
(09:35):
I haven't eaten. I haven't seen the sun.
Inside playing with my kids.
What was my oh oh okay if you
had to i remember what it was you had
to make as much money as possible in in one
week but you had to do it with illegal
(09:56):
activity right it's got to be something you know fucking
cinematic illegal right like just whatever what
are you doing like what are you robbing a bank are you selling
your your shrimp penis to everybody like what are you that's not illegal though
right oh you're seeing if i was like a prostitute like a male yeah like yeah
they're tricking you know i mean prostitution is illegal but yeah i mean that's
(10:19):
that seems i wasn't even thinking that god yes absolutely if anybody wants drugs like you know drugs,
enchiladas with cocaine like are you man god hit
man like what are you doing hit man no geez this is this is tough one of my
biggest fears is going to prison the more you talk about mexican prisons and
(10:39):
freaking enchiladas of justice it's making me even more skeptical of any kind
of your wife comes home and she's like baby let's have mexican for dinner you're like no.
Absolutely not keep them away from me yeah i uh god so i i guess if i had to
(11:01):
i don't know whatever comes with the the light lightest prison sentence if i'm caught i guess,
You got to make the most money too, though. But what does the most money mean?
Like, what is the, I don't, what's the, you got to make, you got to make $50,000.
You got to make $50,000 in a week. I got to make $50,000 in a week. Theft.
Easy. Okay. Easy peasy. That's it, man. There's, you know, and if I had enough
(11:22):
time to plan it out, I would do it in such a way that I could, you know.
Um essentially it's it's more it would be more like
embezzlement i think than anything you know like some kind of like return scheme
at like a lows or something like that you know i'll try to i try to i try to
scheme it out i try to like that but a week i don't think you do that in a week
(11:43):
what 50 000 in a week yeah i mean i could pull you get the job at lows and start.
No no no not like i not embezzlement like i
work there and i'm stealing from the company that's probably not that's probably
not the right word but like as an as a consumer there
figure out a way like big ticket items that i
could oh i got you you know like walk
(12:06):
out of the store and then somehow you know
return it or buy it and then
it's broken or something you know or find some kind of way
with the way like a sale might work out you
know like get it cheap in one place sell it back for more at another something
like that i think that's how i'm trying to do it you know okay
those things have occurred to me before i'm like oh you
know what this is good i shouldn't do this
(12:28):
i shouldn't even is it you know but those little those little moments that
kind of spark every once in a while like that's that's kind of unethical like
i'm gonna take unethical i'm gonna unwrap that bitch i'm gonna
i'm gonna i'm gonna plant it fertilize it and grow a money
tree that's what i'm gonna do that's good i like that i mean that's
that's i think that it would be a lot but i.
Think it'd work yeah yeah just i just need some
big ticket items yeah yeah just roll up
(12:51):
in like an apple store just take all the phones or something yeah yeah
yeah or i mean if it really just came down to just straight up swiping
and then pitching for cash i
think i think that would be the way i would do it you know i don't want to hurt
anybody for sure you know like physically right you know like i don't obviously
you're hurting them financially but yeah i don't i don't i'm not i'm not gonna
(13:11):
be a gun for hire or anything like that right start shooting people I won't
even fight a Bobcat, let alone steal something.
My wife's listening to this right now little bitch you and steal from loads
you little bitch little smitch bitch you and steal shit,
smitch bitch she brings you a t-shirt and says smitch bitch smitch bitch is afraid of a bobcat.
(13:40):
I love how we make this out like she's abusing you oh she just emotionally yes no no no no
she did mention it though she did she did say she's
like i like how you make me out like i'm some kind of jerk i'm your
bitch i'm like it hurt it hurt it hurt so now the listeners are gonna know that
(14:02):
you hurt me i'm not gonna tell you i'm gonna be strong i'm gonna be strong when
i look her in the eye i'm strong i'm gonna wipe that tear away i'm gonna be
strong my lip is quivering but i'm strong and then i'm gonna go on my little
podcast i'm gonna make fun of you,
you're a bitch you're a bitch yeah she's gray
what was the it was that oh god i was like key
(14:22):
and peel or he's like do you call her a bitch and he's like yeah i said you
come in here to like vent and rant exactly she like busts open the door what
are you talking about here like nothing honey murder we love it she's not you i love you great,
chris shut up talking about murders and cats and burritos it's all we talk about
(14:47):
in here not you i mean that's that's pretty fucking close.
We put the sodomy in there once in a while but yeah i mean it's it's pretty
it's pretty tight right there burritos and bobcats and that's that's our that's
our elevator pitch when we finally get you know when we finally get approached
by hollywood So what's it about that?
(15:08):
Murder and burritos and bobcats. God damn, we want it. I would watch that movie.
I would watch that movie. If it said that's the title, I'm not even looking
at the trailer or nothing. I'm watching.
I'm just going to play. I mean, you can't go wrong.
Fucking i'm watching it you're covering all your bases yeah absolutely
god i'll be honest with you right now
(15:30):
i'll be honest i am wanting some fucking mexican food yeah yeah we have said
enchilada 18 times and i'm fucking dying right yeah we've i was thinking the
same thing we've kind of wrap it up i i listen my legal thing is i think i'm
gonna change mine i'm gonna do what you i'm gonna steal
shit i'm gonna steal i'm definitely stealing shit i would
(15:51):
have said underground boxer for you i think you would uh you know you're not
gonna make a 50 50 000 though like you know in
a week yeah but you but that's because you you
you you take the dive bro you know you gotta work okay
okay day day one you're a big shot day
two you're a big shot and then day five you bet against yourself you bet the
(16:11):
house and then you take control yeah that's smart that's smart some little fucking
asshole comes out there when you know i'm like just he fucking slaps me he's
like oh and i just like oh yeah yeah yeah in the left corner papa dinero.
And now you know you're like yeah and then you get smitch bitch in the the other corner and.
(16:34):
Yeah dude i love that that's a great idea that's what i'm doing all right that's
what i'm doing Ay, papa, you beat me so badly, and yet, smitch bitch, one shot.
You give me two black eyes with one punch, and yet smitch bitch beats you so badly.
Shut up. Hey, so this is for you.
Who the fuck let you out, Sarge? Free burritos for life. Shut up. Hi.
(17:01):
I'll get you that ambition tattoo you always wanted. Ay, papa.
Ay, papa, si. Lo siento, lo siento.
That's a great idea man that's if so the podcast doesn't take off then we can
steal shit and beat people up,
I think we got it covered, man. We got like a solid plan C. Because this is plan B, so.
(17:25):
People are like, what? All our listeners are like, good God.
Fucking hate that. Your financial advisor, you're like, geez,
he's listed. Jesus Christ.
Is that where all that money's been going? I wish you were OnlyFans.
I wish you were OnlyFans.
(17:46):
This podcast has to make it so I can fund my OnlyFans session like honestly
let's be honest it's not only it's DoorDash porn is free I'm not going to pay you to see your tits,
I'll look at my own in the mirror right oh shit pay me $10 you see my tits like
shut the fuck out oh god you fucking I mean I'm glad there's somebody doing
(18:11):
it but it ain't me yeah again good for them and that's what Good for them.
And this is all those dudes that hate on him. It's just pure fucking jealousy.
That's what it is. It is. Like, I can't do that. Yeah.
God doesn't like it. It's like, is that what it is? Does it? Yeah.
That's fine if he doesn't, because I'm not, you know, like I said,
(18:31):
that money is going to the DoorDash here in about 20 minutes.
It's going to deliver an enchilada to my fucking table.
That's what I'm spending my money on.
I mean, I can look up tits right now. Tits. Hustle and punch.
For free. For free, motherfucker.
Just titties everywhere.
(18:52):
Oh, God.
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