I Seduce The Dragon

I Seduce The Dragon

A rocket scientist, a cowgirl, a p*rnstar, and a mom walk into a dungeon ... and those are just the players. I SEDUCE THE DRAGON is an actual play D&D podcast that requires absolutely no prior knowledge of Dungeons & Dragons to love! High production value, engaging characters and incredible chemistry make a great time for even casual listeners.

Episodes

February 23, 2024 1 min

They're the heroes. No, really. 

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D&D-curious?  Let us explain - in plain language - how the storytelling game works, and why it's great!   

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March 12, 2024 69 mins

We begin in the town of Good Mead.  Items made of chardalyn have been going missing, but is that really our problem?

Content Warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity. 

 

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Cast:

Erastus played by Ryan Keely (@ryankeelytm)

Tohri played by Cristina Van Epps (@cristinavanepps)

Martha p...

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March 19, 2024 74 mins

This is the SAME Episode 1, but with added commentary for D&D beginners!  Our most experienced player, Cristina (affectionately dubbed our "D&D Clippy"), and DM Jess interject with playful explainers to help you catch on if you're totally new to this. 

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We begin in the town of Good Mead.  Items made of chardalyn have been going missing, but is that really our problem?

Content Warning: violence, torture, sexually s...

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A dragon descends upon Martha’s new town. Martha and Tohri strike a deal.

Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity

 

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Cast:

Thanks to Chris Westl...

Mark as Played

This is the SAME Episode 2, but with added commentary for D&D beginners!  Our most experienced player, Cristina (affectionately dubbed our "D&D Clippy"), and DM Jess interject with playful explainers to help you catch on if you're totally new to this.  

 


A dragon descends upon Martha’s new town. Martha and Tohri strike a deal.

Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity

 

Find us: 

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    April 9, 2024 64 mins

    The dragon fled to Easthaven but the crew gives chase.  Old beefs become shaky alliances. 

    “Best Friends” Guitar lick by John Huldt

    Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity

     

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    The dragon falls.  Everyone gets a cookie.  Erastus extracts information from a very unlucky captive.

    Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity

     

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    May 7, 2024 60 mins

    Erastus answers a most dangerous booty call and everyone else is left with the mess.

    Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity

     

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    May 21, 2024 69 mins

    Erastus returns to his tavern at long last to discover all is not well.  Everyone learns all sorts of stuff about Erastus, who tries as hard as possible to forget it again. 

     

    Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity

     

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    Tohri has a date with Torga Icevein.  

     

    Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity

     

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    Gentry gets a lesson in the birds and bees of divine procreation. Erastus does what he does best: deny deny deny.

    Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity

     

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    The party skips town with Alfie and finds out that getting Annvieg out of Lonelywood will be tougher than they thought. 

    Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity

     

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    July 16, 2024 58 mins

    Everyone learns about the origin of the weretiger curse, and the complications.

    Content warning: violence, sexually suggestive language and plenty of profanity

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