Tamales, Touchdowns & Throwbacks: It Don't Look Like Podcast with Joe, Joey & Mac

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Welcome to another episode of It Don't Look Like Podcast with Joe Louis and Joey and today

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we got a special guest and Joey's gonna introduce our guest. Yeah man today got a
good friend of mine met this guy about six months ago about six months ago man
at my current job. It does seem forever ago. When you click with somebody it seems like

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forever ago. Yeah that's real talk right there. Welcome to the show my boy Mack. What's up
what's up? What's up Mack? What's going on? How you doing bro? Man I'm straight I'm straight.
It was nice meeting you man. Thanks for having me on man I appreciate it man. Absolutely bro and we're
sitting down right here with a big-ass plate of tamales. I'm about to call him my name bro. My

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arteries are about to run away bro. You haven't ate or what? No. Oh you liar dog. I know. I know I was like was he too busy to eat? I haven't eaten in like an hour. Oh man an hour. Come on I haven't
eaten since 12 o'clock. Yeah I know my wife dropped these off bro. Yeah actually she had like a new teacher mentor kind of dinner that they had. So they had chingo tamales left over bro so she brought she came out with the fucking plate. I was like my child you are Mexican. Blessings. Hell yeah shit. Hell yeah man so what's up man shit. Got the equipment sounding good man got a

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good sounding good dialed in. Yeah I was listening to the other episode man it sounds real clear. Yeah man. Yeah man he was he was he was complaining about the other mics right but me I'm just excited to do all this right. Yeah. So it's all his stuff and then I'm like he's helping me produce a podcast so he's like damn bro like you could hear too much this and too much that. Yeah. Like it's badass. Yeah you gotta have an ear for it you know. Yeah. Yeah but he's had a

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podcast before. Right. So he knows what to what he's looking for. I mean I'm all just excited. Yeah. I don't even make it something about having a pocket for you know a podcast. I'm like man I got a beat machine man like the one on one together you know I mean it'd be perfect bro. Hey Mac there was some beats bro so we can have some on here bro. Hey we need an intro. We need an intro. I can bring all that stuff man and put all that stuff down over here. That's what I'm talking about. We were thinking about what like what we're talking like kind of like jazzy like a

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like a saxophone man. Yeah. Like a real you know. Something real with a little bit of rhythm. Yeah. Yeah man. Something that matches like it don't look like you know. Yeah I don't want it to be artificial. Yeah. Yeah. Gotta be authentic. We'll throw them out here every night every other switch them up and shit. Mac. Put them in a nice little table. Hell yeah. That's what's up. That works. That works. Yeah man. That'll be cool man. And then when we get big we'll throw you some royalties. Hey.

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Hey. If I'm on the show here now and then I'll be happy with that. Hell yeah. Yeah man. But got a big game this weekend though. Mac you gonna be there? Yes sir. Yes sir. You know those Minnesota Vikings will be coming into Dallas this weekend. And I'm looking very forward to watching my Vikings get down. Yeah. We're not having that great of a year you know what I mean. But hey you know you're gonna have that with the rookie quarterback. Yeah. So I'm still looking forward to coming to the game strong. We're coming off of a good win.

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We're coming off a good win against the Commanders. You are. And and I feel like if you put a lot of pressure on Dak he can move him off of his spot. And as long as you put pressure on him he doesn't play as well. And they don't play as well from behind. No. So we'll see. Hopefully it's a good game. I don't wanna see a blowout either way it goes so. Shit. We got two mediocre teams this year man. Shit. One's better than the other. Texans are coming on strong. And the Vikings are yeah they're playing better than Cowboys right now. And like you said one the Cowboys don't play good from behind. Now

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that was a fluke against what they did against Kansas City. Yeah I don't think they can duplicate that. They couldn't. They couldn't last week. They tried to do it last week with the Lions and they yeah you can't do that. The problem I see with the Cowboys obviously then the obvious look at Jerry Jones. He needed to get out of the way. But the bigger problem I see with the Cowboys they have no run game. You know you gotta have a run game to sustain in the today's NFL you know if you don't have a run game that can back up your quarterback to get off that play action open up those receivers come across the field you're not gonna get anywhere in the league tonight.

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Mm hmm. Yeah. Yeah. And there was a reason why when Dak and Zeke came in as rookies. There's a reason why he could run because that offensive line. Exactly. Exactly. That was the best offensive line of football for a couple seasons. Exactly. Right. The players started getting hurt. They started leaving dropping what Zeke do after that. Not a goddamn thing. Not a thing. You know what I mean. He couldn't create. He can't create. He couldn't create you know the fucking you know the the spacing and everything. He really solely

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relied on that offensive line and it showed right. Exactly. He got paid and couldn't run no more. Yeah. He got his ticket for sure. You know what I mean. That's right. Yeah. He went to where'd he where'd he go? Uh New England? Yes. And then came back. Came back. And was still as a show of himself man. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah. Shit man but yeah. Yeah. Cowboys gonna whoop that Viking ass. I already know. Oh no. See there you go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We can we can put a little something on that. Lunch dog. You know

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what I'm talking about. You hear me? You hear me? Lunch. Yeah. I always eat something on the wind.
Yeah, we'll be at work dog and I'll be dapping out Cowboys fans and Maggie getting like hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
right there. What's your opinion on the the Indianapolis Colts bringing back a 45-year quarterback?
Yeah. Who's that? Phillip Rivers. Oh, word. Yeah, he hasn't played in 5 years.

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The Colts are desperate. You know what I mean? They don't want to reach reach for somebody. I mean, they got a team they feel that can go deep in the playoffs. So, they're trying to find somebody that can, you know, keep them relevant, I would say.
Rivers ain't played in 5 years. 5 years. Even when he left, even at his best, he was never a quick quarterback. You know what I'm saying? Can he probably still throw a football? Yeah, but bro, that's super desperate.

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I mean, Phillip Rivers, dog. Come on. I respect what you did with the Chargers, man. He had a great **** career. Great career. Great career. Hall of Famer. Hall of Famer. Why risk tarnishing that by coming back? Hey, some guys just kind of leave the game behind, right? I get it but come on, man. Indianapolis, what are you doing, dog? What are you doing?

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I've never been a Colts fan. You know, being from Indiana, you know what I mean? Like, I'm not, I don't like any teams in Indiana. It's fine with me if they don't win, if they plummet, you know what I mean? But it's going to be interesting. It's, I mean, it's a good storyline. It is. And we're going to find out Sunday. So, yeah, he could possibly be starting Sunday. Wow. Wow, bro. To the viewers, guys, Joey is a big football fan, guys, right? Oh, I love football. And Mack is a big football fan, guys. And I'm just listening, man, to what they're saying because I haven't seen the Cowboys play since

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1995. Back when they were relevant. When they mattered the most, dog. Yeah, I'll back you up on that. For sure. So, yeah, guys, I'm just listening in and I don't, I don't know. I think I know Jerry Jones. Yeah, yeah. Everybody else is new. I can, I can appreciate this, though. He's one of the fans, though. He's not running around screaming every year, we're going to win a Super Bowl. We're going to win a Super Bowl. Oh, yeah. I gave up hope last year. You can hear the heart. Joey's looking at me. You literally can see the, you can hear the heartbreak in my voice. Oh, yeah.

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Man. Hey, we've been to four of them. We haven't won one. But, you know, it bleeds. I bleed purple. You know, I mean, purple and gold. I believe that it does. Yeah, man, he has to talk about football on the podcast. Really? No, no, we are getting. Yeah, no, we haven't. Man, hell yeah, man. But I was I was a semi coach fan when they had Reggie Wayne and James. Yeah.

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Peyton Manning. I mean, shit, it's a good player. He's gone through that motherfucker. Yeah. Right. But, you know, Peyton Manning kind of kept them relevant for a while, just like Tom Brady did with the Patriots. And, you know, they said they should have kept Peyton around a little bit longer. I mean, they would have got at least two more championships. Yeah, they should have. Yeah. Right.
Right. Come in. Hi. That's my wife. This is Joey's guest. You got water. Yes. Water. OK. Oh, thank you. Thank you, baby. Hi. How are you doing? And don't yell too much so we can hear everything.

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Oh, OK. And a little bit of music to the show. You want some tamales? OK, OK. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Well, I'm talking about. Yeah, man. So I mean, shit, dude. Minnesota dog. Oh, man. They haven't won one. Yeah. That year they got robbed in New Orleans.
Oh, yeah. We definitely got robbed last year, bro. I think the rules would have been different now. That was bullshit. Well, yeah. I mean, they had a straight bounding gate out on. I mean, it was a feel good story, dog.

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Katrina happened. So, yeah, basically, you know, passing appearances, right? I mean, this guy gets clobbered, bro, before he even catches the ball. Yeah. Before the ball even hit me, he gets clobbered out of bounds, bro.
I mean, they were driving, dog. I mean, that that play changed the game. Yeah. Minnesota should have won that game, bro. I mean, you talk about, you know, sitting around and waiting. I'm waiting a lifetime here. I just want to see him go one time.

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It's one time in my lifetime, you know what I mean? Like, I don't know if I would actually go to the Super Bowl because they charge out regular tickets. It's not affordable for anybody like me, you know what I mean, to go into it, but it is what it is. If you know somebody got a connection, it's probably worth going to, you know what I mean?
My thing is, I always want to go to the Cowboys game, and you're going to the Cowboys game, you're not even a Cowboys fan.
Yeah, yeah. Well, one of my bucket lists is I want to go to every stadium in the league.

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That's what's up.
So, one of the Cowboys puts me at 10, you know what I mean?
Okay, 10.
I'm knocking them down, you know what I mean?
Which ones have you been to? Let's go.
So, I've been to Minnesota, Green Bay, Detroit, Chicago, Tennessee, Pittsburgh. I've been to New York. I've been to, I'm going to Dallas. I've been to Kansas City. I've been to St. Louis before the Rams left St. Louis.

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Before they left St. Louis.
Before they left and went to the Rams.
Yeah, yeah.
I just love going to these stadiums, you know what I mean? I'm trying to go to another one this year. I've been to Cincinnati.
So, I'm just knocking them out. Indianapolis, I've been in that one.
Okay.
I guess I'm knocking them out, one by one, one by one.
So, like, you're a big football fan, obviously, right?
Yeah.
So, what's the experience like, man, when you walk into that stadium? What's going through your head? Explain to me.

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I've been to high school and college games.
I'll explain it to you. If you know anything about sports and you've been a participant in sports, it's kind of like that last second shot, you know what I mean? Coming down to, you put that last second shot up, you know what I mean? The buzzer's going off and you hit it at the end.
Like, you walk in, you can feel the environment. You can feel it. Like, it's just running deep in you.

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Everybody's on the same page.
Oh, your adrenaline's jumping. Everybody's adrenaline's jumping. Everybody's hyped. And that team comes running out and it's a whole nother feeling, man. It's a whole nother feeling.
It's a vibe.
Oh, it's a big vibe. Like, that whole state up there, everywhere you go, everything's purple and yellow. The parking blocks, everything. Everything's purple and yellow everywhere you go in that state.
Dang.
Yeah, like, they love their Vikings up there.
No shit.

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It's pretty crazy.
So, out of all the stadiums you've been to, in terms of decibels, I'm talking about as fans, which one is the loudest you've been to? As far as fans, like, just, man, you could not hear shit.
So, this is not being biased, but I was in Minnesota back when they had the Metrodome.

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The Metrodome.
On Thursday night, playing against Tampa Bay. And it was late in the fourth quarter. It was third and probably four. Tampa had the ball. And we did a Jared Allen made a sack. And I remember the lineman that was across from him had hit him on the nose and he was bleeding from the nose and everything.

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So, the crowd got all hyped. The ref didn't throw a flag, this and that. So, when they put it back to us and we took off with it, it was crazy. I actually made it on TV for 10 seconds.
No shit.
The camera had it on. We were all rowdy. It was crazy.
And you did a whole face painting.
Oh, I haven't did a face painting yet. You know what I mean? But, there's a lot of, they have what they call the Viking World Order up there. So, they have their own fan club. It's huge. It's huge. You get knighted in. It's all ceremony and everything.

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That's badass.
I've been working on trying to get into it.
So, that's your team?
That's Minnesota Vikings.
Yeah, I'm trying to get into it. I've been working on it.
Is that where you're from?
No, I'm from Indiana.
Indiana, okay.
Yeah.
Damn, man.
Traveled a long way. It's a long way.
So, growing up though, have you always been a Minnesota fan or did you grow up watching, you know, Indiana Colts, the Indianapolis Colts, the Indiana Pacers?

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My first football game I actually really watched and paid attention to was the 85 Super Bowl with the Bears.
The Bears.
And that blew my mind when I seen that.
Okay, okay.
I mean, that blew my mind. That really piqued my interest in football at that point. I mean, I wasn't necessarily, I wouldn't say I was a Bears fan.
Right, right, right.
But, I mean, seeing the way that, I mean, I've never seen a defense play like that since that happened.

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Yeah.
You know what I mean? Like, that's probably the greatest defense that ever played the game.
Defense that ever played the game, yeah.
And that blew my mind. You know what I mean? So, ever since then that hooked me.
I started out kind of being more of a Miami Dolphins fan.
I like their colors.
The Dolphins?
Dan Marino was, you know, I like Dan Marino.
Fuck yeah, dude. Dan Marino.
Especially on that one movie.

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Oh, yeah.
Ace Ventura?
Yeah, Ace Ventura, yeah.
So, one year I had the girl I was with, me and her family, whatever, we went up to Minnesota to the training camp.
And we were actually mingling with the guys, and this was like right after Randy Moss had got there.
Oh, shit.
And I seen Randy, man, and I watched this dude catching the ball during training camp.

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I'm like, oh my God, this dude right here is going to be something.
So, I started going up there, going up there, going up there.
We'd go up there, I mean, three, four times a year.
Going up there to watch games, going up there to watch games.
Oh, you're deep into football.
I mean, we were going up there so much that the coaches and the players knew me and my buddy by first name.
No way, dude.
Who was quarterback when Randy Moss was there?

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Dante Culpepper.
Culpepper.
Didn't he have Favre for a little while, too?
No.
Oh, was that after?
No, that was, he never had Favre. Moss had left and ended up with Tom Brady.
Oh, in New England.
In New England, yeah.
So, you had Dante Culpepper.
Yeah, Culpepper.
But Culpepper had Moss and Chris Carter.
Chris Carter, yep.

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Moss and Chris Carter.
We got close a couple times, man.
We missed that field goal kick, you know what I mean, against Atlanta.
I guess Atlanta.
I see, you can literally watch these hard.
That was with Randall Cunningham, too.
Randall Cunningham, bro.
These heartbreak, just fucking.
Heartbreak.
Heartbreak field goal kicks, bro, that, I mean, that either you made it and went into the playoffs or got eliminated.

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I mean, you busted your ass all game, right?
Hey, no pressure, right?
That's what they tell you.
No pressure.
Imagine being the kicker, bro.
Oh, yeah.
It all comes down to you, you know what I mean?
No pressure.
No pressure.
There's that one kicker that missed those two field goals in the game or those three.
The guy, remember, from Buffalo?
Was it Buffalo?
All three field goals.
His life was fucking ruined, bro.

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Could you imagine that guy when he goes to get back on the plane?
Like, who wants to sit next to him?
You know, nobody wants to sit next to this guy.
He's sitting by himself, probably riding alone, just thinking about that missed kick.
He could have won the Super Bowl.
Yep.
Imagine that, dude.
I mean, all the pressure, though, dude.
Like, that's a lot of pressure, though.
Like, what the fuck?
Like, everybody's watching me here, but goddamn, there's millions of people counting on this.

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You want to know the messed up thing about that is, it's like, all right, that's a lot of pressure.
So let's say the guy goes up there and he kicks it and he makes it, right?
He wins the Super Bowl.
He gets no, I mean, he gets credit.
Oh, what a great kick.
What a great kick, this and that.
But after that, everything goes to the quarterback, to the coach, to the defense.
Great coaching.
Yeah, great coaching.
Great defense.
The quarterback came in close.
Yes.
You know.

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Yeah.
The O-line did their thing.
The defense did.
But what about the kick?
Oh, yeah, he did what he's supposed to do.
Yeah.
Exactly.
He did what he's supposed to do.
That's his job.
For real?
That's how they treat him?
I mean, yeah.
That's his job.
Yeah.
Wow, man, that sucks.
You got one job.
Get the ball.
Kick the ball through the uprights.
You kicked your whole life.
You know what I mean?
That's your only job.

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Yeah, but how much does a kicker make, man?
You know, that would probably vary because, I mean, you got guys like Pat McAfee.
He was probably making top dollar at the kicker.
But Pat McAfee would also lay down a hit on somebody, too.
I was just watching some of Pat McAfee yesterday, bro.
Some of the hits that he would put on people.
Oh, yeah.

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Yeah, Pat was serious.
He's bigger now than what he was when he was in the NFL.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, Pat McAfee.
He has his own show, The Pat McAfee Show.
Oh, he comes on WWE sometimes, no?
Yeah, as an announcer.
White announcer.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
So he was a kicker.
That's who he is?
Yeah.
Funny story.
So his place where he hosts his Pat McAfee Show is right down the road from my brother's house.

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Oh, no shit.
Right down the road.
We can walk from there up to his place.
Oh, that's good.
You ever met him?
No, my brother's met him all the time.
He's always out.
He's about everywhere, yeah.
Oh, shit.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, because I was like, I don't know who, like, you know, I'm not a sports fan.
So I was like, man, I don't know who this guy is.
But he does good on the in and out.
Yeah.
He's actually been in the ring, too.

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Yep.
Yeah.
He was in there with Gunther.
Yeah, bro.
Out of all people, you know what I mean?
Gunther ain't no pushover, bro.
No pushover, yeah.
Yeah.
So you like WWE?
Oh, yeah.
I'm a big WWE fan, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
I can't wait to see the whole Jonathan Gunther, right, you know what I mean?
Like, I wish it wasn't him.
If you're going to walk Jonathan out the door, he's going to retire.
I think you should bring somebody back.

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Put him in the ring.
Him and Triple H.
Or him and Randy Orton.
Yeah.
I would rather see that, you know what I mean?
Even though I think him and Gunther was going to be a good fight.
Him and Stone Cold never fought, right?
Him and Stone Cold never fought.
Who?
John Cena and Stone Cold.
Oh.
Hey, I was watching that.
I was watching that.
That would be a good one.
I was watching a recent interview with Stone Cold.
Bro, dude looks like he hadn't aged a fucking day, bro.

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Yeah.
Speaking of wrestling, so guess what I heard today?
Yeah.
A little birdie on the wire was talking, and I just overheard him talking.
Was it Eric?
No.
Okay.
So, you know Ben's going, right?
He went over to Saudi Arabia to the park over there to help sign off and all that on the ride.

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Ben?
Yeah.
Okay.
So, guess who's there, and he escorts off, helps escort off the ride.
Who?
Brock Lesnar.
Oh, shit, dude.
Yes.
I said, man, did he send a picture?
I just want to see how big Brock is towering over Ben.
Okay.
So, Ben.
Fucking Brock Lesnar.

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Brock Lesnar.
I guess there's a bunch of people there, like there's a bunch of people over there from
wrestling that's over in Saudi Arabia right now.
Oh, shit.
Because they're going to have that thing over in like-
What was it?
Crown Jew?
No, no.
Rodea or-
Oh, it's new.
Yeah.
It's a new pay-per-view.
It's going to take place over there.
So, they're all over there right now.
Okay.
So, they're all like waiting to test ride this new ride.

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So, man, how the hell did Ben get sent over there?
To the park?
It's a corporation.
That's a Six Flags over there.
Oh, it is?
Yes.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Dude, so, Ben, you need like 20 Ben's to fill up us.
Okay.
You know, like if you put me, you, and Mac together, like 20 Ben's, bro.

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So, he's a small guy.
He's a small guy.
Skinny, skinny, small kind of dude.
Short dude.
Good dude.
Good dude.
But he's like his physique.
So, when you say, I want to see a picture of him standing next to you.
You can imagine.
Oh, okay.
That's why you said-
That'd be like me standing next to Shaq.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's overpowering, you know what I mean?
I guess Brock's sister was there, too, and I guess she's pretty-

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Oh, no shit.
Yeah, I guess she's cut, too.
That's his daughter.
His daughter, yeah.
Yeah.
I guess she's real cut.
She's a wrestler.
Yep, she's a wrestler.
Oh, no shit.
Oh, she's ripped.
Like, you know, she'll be stepping in the ring one day.
At least that's what they say on the YouTube.
Yep.
That she's a wrestler.
They say Brock, bro.
Oh, shit.
I think what'll happen, it'll be like a pay-per-view, and Brock will be out there, and something

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will be going on, and she'll come down to the ring, and that's how she'll be introduced.
Introduced, like into-
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Usually-
She definitely could fucking make a career out of that shit.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, hell yeah.
Yeah.
Like, I don't keep up with wrestling now.
Like, I know the way you do when Big Mike was here.
Yeah.
And I can tell you're a wrestling fan.
Oh, yeah.

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And Big Mike was a humongous wrestling fan, right?
Yeah, bro.
And my wrestling, I don't keep up with it now, but back in the day, The Rock, you know,
fucking Triple H.
Yeah.
You know, all the-
The Attitude Era.
That era.
The Attitude Era, yeah.
So, that's when I used to religiously watch it.

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There's just so many good wrestlers.
I know.
So many.
Like, who's your favorite wrestler of all time?
Stone Cold.
Stone Cold?
Yeah, you know what I mean?
He's definitely one on top of my list.
Him and The Undertaker.
And The Undertaker.
Undertaker.
Yeah.
Well, like, between them two, I met The Undertaker at B Cave.
Yeah.
In Austin.
He's burly, isn't he?
Well, he was wearing regular clothes.

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He wasn't in uniform, so I met him at the store, and I was delivering at the store.
So, I go outside, I was hungry, man.
Like, I'm always hungry.
So, I was like, I'm going to get a sandwich real quick.
And it was like a shitty sandwich from the little fall refrigerators.
And there was this one all crumbled up.
It was like they dropped it and threw it back in there.
And it was a Sunday because the tacos were closed.
There was always like a man and a lady who cooked tacos there.

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It was fucking dope past tacos, man.
And so, it was down to the sandwich, man.
So, I was like, fuck, man.
I'm going to get this sandwich.
So, when I turn it around, I'm going to grab it.
He walks in, dude.
Six foot fucking ten, dude.
Yeah, just towering over you.
Yeah, he just walks in.
And I know his nose, right?
Because he has like a certain nose, right?
Yeah, exactly.

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So, it's like pointy.
You know he's tall.
He's a big old tattoo on his nose.
Do you feel the bell go off when he walks by?
He just walks in, right?
He walks all the way to the back to the coolers.
And I'm like a kid, dude.
Like, I turned like fucking nine years old again.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Sure, dude.
And then, I go to the aisle.

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And he gets down.
And he gets an energy drink from the bottom, right?
And then, he does that.
He gets it.
And he's just like.
You know that's how The Undertaker gets it, right?
Yeah.
That's slow motion.
Yeah, I'm going to give him a preview.
That's slow motion.
And I think he knew, dude, right?
Yeah, yeah.
He's like, we're dead watching.
Yeah, I was like, no way, dude.
Like, literally in front of him.

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I was like, no way.
And then, he just comes up to me.
And he's walking down.
I'm like waiting for him to choke slam me or something.
And all I wanted.
I didn't even want to take a picture of him.
I didn't.
Shake his hand.
I didn't want to be like.
Choke slam me.
Yeah.
Fucking on top of the chip.
Fucking two stone.

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Joe died on the work.
And it was cool, man.
All I did was shake his hand.
That's badass, bro.
And then, like the Frito-Lay guy was like, dude, that's The Undertaker, dude.
Yeah, I know, dude.
A guy came in.
He's like, oh, shit, man.
The Undertaker, dude.
Like, you're late, man.
I didn't want to attract attention.
Because I know he was like getting there.

(25:07):
Yeah, right.
He just wanted to run back home, right?
Exactly.
Exactly.
So, I was just like, hey, man.
Like, I didn't want to take a picture.
I just shook his hand.
That's what's up, bro.
That's badass.
And I just told him, thank you.
Of course, bro.
That's it.
I mean, because.
Part of your childhood, bro.
Yeah, bro.
Good memories.
Yeah.
My dad, my brother.
My dad used to choke slam us and shit.
Yeah.

(25:28):
So, it was awesome, dude.
That's cool, bro.
And then, like, people were like, yeah, I've been before the Comic Con.
I'm like, nah.
It's not the same.
It's not the same.
No, it's not the same.
How in the fuck you and The Undertaker end up in the same place?
Yeah, because the Comic Con, like, he's divine to be there.
Yeah.
He has to be there.
You have to be there.
You're paying this dude again.
Yeah.
So, you see him at a store and you're just like, oh, shit.
Right?

(25:49):
Yeah.
So, that's funny how you say that, dog.
You said you didn't want to attract attention.
Yeah.
So, I had the same run-in with Tim Duncan.
Oh.
Yeah.
At North Star Mall.
Yeah.
Right.
So, we were coming down the escalator in one of the fucking department stores in North
Star Mall.
Yeah.
And this was back when Duncan was in his prime, bro.
This was probably mid-2000s.
Right?

(26:10):
Mid-2000s.
Right?
Me and my wife.
So, it was my brother and his girlfriend at the time.
They had already went down the escalator.
Me and my wife were coming down the escalator.
Yeah.
And I can never forget that feeling that just like a presence just closes in behind you.
Yeah.
Right?
And I was like, and I just looked back like this.

(26:33):
And I was like, oh, what the fuck?
And my wife was like, what happened?
I was like, Tim Duncan.
And he was like three or four steps behind us, bro.
Yeah.
And like towering, like just, you know.
Well, he's 71.
71.
The kid inside of you wants to turn around.
Wants to.
You know, but the man, you're just like, man.
But, but, I was, I created the attention.

(26:59):
Tim Duncan.
So, we're walking out, right?
Yeah.
And I was like, oh shit, it's Tim Duncan.
And he's looking down.
He's trying to avoid eye contact at all costs, bro.
Yeah.
With any and everybody.
And I kind of like, we're walking, we're leaving for the day.
And so, he kind of stalls and they're looking at these things.

(27:23):
And I stopped before I went out the door.
And I can still see him.
And I was like, hey, yo, that's Tim Duncan.
Bro.
That's messed up.
So, he got, I love telling this story, bro.
My wife was there.
That's messed up.
So, a lot of people, they're like, oh shit.
We're looking around.
They're looking, then you got to look far, bro.
Because he's this big ass seven foot something dude, right?

(27:45):
And so, as I'm walking out, I look back.
And he's got these piercing eyes, bro.
And he's just fucking me.
Like, you mother fucker, dog.
I was doing good, dog.
You know what I'm saying?
He was going to be downtown on a river walk one day.
And Tim Duncan was going to walk up behind him.
Like, hey, you remember me, man?
You remember me, my brother?

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But that's funny how you said that, bro.
I was like, oh shit, I'm that dude.
I was that dude, bro.
Maybe because my wife was like, why didn't you just shake his hand
or go up to him and be like, hey, you know, I'm a big fan.
You know, good luck on the season.
I was like, that didn't occur to me.
That didn't occur to me.
The only thing that occurred to me was like, there's Tim Duncan.

(28:33):
So, in a sense, you didn't even get to meet him.
No.
None of the heroes.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
You know, you can always go down there and see him at Flawless Bank.
Yeah, yeah.
So, I seen him at the mall.
I've also seen Shawn Michaels.
Oh, yeah.
That'd be a good one to see.
Shawn Michaels.
So, we saw him at Ingram Mall.

(28:54):
Was it Ingram?
Or it was either Ingram or North Star.
I want to say Ingram.
But we were in, I think, JCPenney's or one of the department stores.
Yeah.
But they had this whole fucking area closed off, bro.
Like, the security was, like, bordering that shit.
Yeah.
And, like, nobody can go up to him and talk to him.
Like, he was doing his thing.
He didn't want to be fucked with, bro.
There was people like, hey, Shawn, Shawn.

(29:16):
And he, you know, being the nice guy that he is, the Texan that he is, you know,
waving hello.
But nobody could get close to him, bro.
Nobody.
Like, if you want, it was like, hey, man, I want the shirt from over there.
It's like, you got to wait, motherfucker.
Shawn Michaels is here and shit.
That's San Antonio royalty, bro.
Yeah.
You know, I have a story.

(29:37):
You know, my uncle and my aunt were at a restaurant eating one night in Indianapolis.
And it just so happened that the office of the line head came in there from Indianapolis Colts.
And they're sitting down eating.
And I think it was Ed and James.
It was either Ed and James or Marshall Falk, whichever one of them was running back at the time.
But he was in there, and I guess the whole meal was on him.

(29:58):
He was treating his office line.
He was treating his.
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Well, he paid the ticket for the whole entire restaurant.
Damn.
Fuck.
Yeah.
Who was this that you're talking about?
Marshall Falk.
Marshall Falk or Ed and James.
He's the hall of fame running back.
He used to be running back for the, well, Indianapolis Colts.
And he went to the Rams.
Yeah, he went to the Rams.
Before they left St. Louis, and they won them Super Bowls.

(30:20):
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Paid the ticket for the whole entire restaurant.
That's bad ass, dude.
He did win.
Yeah, that was the ghost in the machine.
That was the.
Oh, that's a good beer.
Ghost in the machine.
Ghost in the machine.
Yeah, that's a good beer.
Yeah.
That's a good IPA.
But he did win the Super Bowl with the Rams, didn't he?
Oh, yeah.
Two of them.
Two of them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
With.

(30:41):
Kurt Warner.
Kurt Warner.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Torrey Holt.
Torrey Holt.
Yeah.
They called it the greatest show on turf.
The greatest show on turf, bro.
Yes.
Yeah.
You talk about lightning fast.
They were throwing numbers up.
Yeah, they were, bro.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Kurt Warner had a fucking gun.

(31:30):
He had a gun.
He had a gun.
It was like 20, 29, 29 here.
Right?
Depending on Fox and CBS is showing like a Patriots game.
Growing up, I wouldn't watch the Cowboys, bro.
I would watch Tom Brady.
Oh, shit.
Dude, that's how good he was.
Watching the New England Patriots when they had like Randy Moss and Tom Brady, bro.
And I mean, shit.
Dude, you talking about perfection on the field?
That's what he demanded.
Really?
That's what it was like watching, bro.
When you want to watch?
Okay.
So.
I agree with you.
Okay.
But what kind of?

(31:51):
You know, it depends on where you are.
with all the passing and everything there were a well-finetune old machine, right?

(32:17):
That's what I can compare the Patriots was like watching, you know, like the Spurs at that time
But earlier in a whole different sport, but they were do time. There's a reason why that motherfuckers the goat
There's a reason why in his 40s
Fucking left fucking the Patriots to go to Tampa Bay and fucking win a Super Bowl

(32:40):
But you know what? He don't get credit for that Super Bowl. The rest of the team gets the credit
They just say Tom Brady was just he's just so happen to be there, bro
Give me another quarterback that was on that team that could be on that team that took that bitch to fucking Super Bowl win, bro
I hate to hold the plate gate like all the conspiracies
Spaghetti all that

(33:00):
My name that is is okay. So even if the coach or the coaching staff is cheating
You know, I mean like that bear that has nothing to do with
The opposite team having to play defense and him still throwing the ball those receivers don't have to catch
Yeah, I mean like yeah, it goes either way if even if he took that little bit of air out of the ball
You're still playing defense. Yes, you can still intercept like you do if they have all the airs on the ball

(33:25):
So what are you complaining?
Yeah, yeah, so I don't understand what the whole complaint well, we went to go intercept the ball and it felt funny, okay, so
So what?
So what yeah sack the motherfucker. Yeah, the problem is they were losing and they were looking for excuses
They were looking for excuses the flake gate

(33:46):
was Tom Brady and
Spaghetti was
Bill Belichick Tom Brady as well. So he's part of two of the biggest conspiracies
I got like asterix by their asterix dog by his fucking Super Bowl. He's like, bro. You can't take that away
Oh
And with the Commissioner Roger Goodell, right, mm-hmm, so yeah, what was the last conspiracy before he left?

(34:14):
Was that the flake gate right before he left New England it was by gate first and the flake it right
So and then he goes a fucking Tampa Bay
wins a fucking
Super Bowl and Roger Goodell has to give Tom Brady
The fucking you know
the trophy and
That was one of the most fucking that was the one of the coolest things bro

(34:37):
Cuz Tom Brady kind of that shit with the year when Tom Brady left home with the Tampa Bay
That's the year Belichick's to the left and Jerry Jones to the finding. Yeah, bro
Yeah, he would have did that Cowboys would have to at least to change at least to right now. Yeah, you're right
You're right. Yeah, because you can tell I mean as soon as as soon as he left
I don't give a fuck if you have Jake me or whatever the fuck you can have anybody in that fucking system, bro

(35:02):
That system was Tom Brady. It wasn't Bill Belichick, but but she's a great coach right great coach
But that system was Tom Brady, right?
England didn't do shit after fucking Tom Brady left then the shit
Be he won a Super Bowl with Tampa Bay in his fucking 40s

(35:24):
He's a goat he's a goat. Yeah, he definitely definitely one of the greatest of all time for sure
Right, so there's that that upper echelon tier right in the NBA what you got Jordan for me you got Jordan by himself
That's just me. Yeah, right and then I thought you got Tom Brady by himself, right?

(35:46):
And then you got the next year guys, right? Yes, the next year guys like football right now
Fucking Patrick Mahomes is approaching. I don't know about him this year
He looks like he's on a decline, but I mean the dude's got what three fucking Super Bowls. Yeah
No, I mean they've been to the last
Eight if the AFC West Championships, yeah, they've been to the last least seven Super Bowls. Yeah. Yeah

(36:11):
No, it's only one at least three of them. Yeah
so and then you got you got that that's here right and in basketball you got like a
You got a Kobe Bryant, you know on the bottom of Jordan, you know, someone say LeBron James, you know
I'll put I'll put some dunking up a nation. You know what? I'm not even gonna agree with that. I'm all with you up right there

(36:31):
I'm not gonna put Kobe below Jordan Kobe in Kobe is a mirror image of Jordan
We are we are Kobe play that is true and put someone Mike next to him. It's the exact same as I'm playing
It's a mirror image
It's a mirror image. He grew up idolizing Michael Jordan like I'm Michael Jordan
Like took him on as a mentor as well. Oh, did he early? Okay, you know they became

(36:58):
throughout the his career became really good friends, right but
Kobe mirrored his basketball style just like watch watch watch the replays side-by-side
Well, it's like the same person in two different bodies. No shit. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Kobe Kobe was great
I just see why you put Jordan first cuz he's the first day, right? Well, yeah, I mean that I mean

(37:27):
What was the gap
They play together, yeah
Bird, oh really they played against each other. Yeah, they're playing it together
That's when Jordan was on his kind of like on his way out. Yeah, that was it. Yeah, like
1997

(38:12):
Good for I guess his first movie. Yeah, Brian. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think that was like it's for
Like it's hard to beat the first always the first one, right? Yeah, unless you're fucking Ace Ventura, right?

(38:36):
You know, I mean when I first came in I mean watching I mean his high school games
They were playing in college arenas because they couldn't fit off
I mean in every game was televised. Yeah. Yeah
He was that big they were on King James and product go on. Yeah, like it was bananas
Like he was the next one and came in and did his thing
So, you know and he comes out of Akron, Ohio and gets drafted by the Cleveland Cavaliers team that happened one

(39:02):
Anything, you know, I mean not they haven't had a championship in that city since 68, you know, I mean
Yeah, he comes on and he's supposed to be the hope and he turned on the left on that pretty much
You know that made everybody mad
Yeah, yeah, that's what it was, you know, so they went to got swept and he realized he's playing against Tim Duncan
Married-to-nobody Tony Parker. He can't beat them by himself

(39:24):
Good role player. So he turns around says, you know what? I'm believe I'm gonna go learn how to play with other
Like superstars, you know
Superstars Chris Bach Dwayne Wade, you know like that, you know, lo and behold, what do they do?
I mean they they weren't the ones that started either. I mean if you think about it, it really started with
Either Boston or you know, right previous before Boston because Boston had the big three with Kevin Garnett

(39:49):
Pop here's all Pierce. Yeah, you know, they had a head Ray Allen. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So dad. What's his name to Walker?
No, no
It was it was a point guard name it was really don't think you've really shit they don't like reality, right?

(40:10):
But he left Boston in the Miami remember that yeah, yeah
Yeah, he could be at that big shot against the Spurs and games from the sideline. I want to win that championship for my
What a fucking killer dog. Did you know that before he made that shot? They were already setting up for the Spurs?
Celebration bro, they were setting up though. They were already they were playing in Miami

(40:34):
Yeah, and they had already they already shut down the locker rooms
They put the tarps up this the security started to move to move in
They were getting the shit ready for the Spurs and fucking railing comes and hits that corner three, bro
They go into overtime Miami wins. They go to game seven and it's a rat Spurs couldn't do it

(40:54):
So in that press conference interview
I don't know if you watched it at the end of that interview when a kid when Tim Duncan was up there getting interviewed
He said at the end of his interview. He said we're gonna come back and we'll play him again and we're gonna win and
That's all the season was the beautiful game of the Spurs
And that point differential is today is the biggest point differential in Finals history

(41:21):
Fuck dude
You gotta look it up, but it is to this day the biggest point dude the Spurs
Annihilated the fucking the the heat
but
the Spurs board
They were so good for so long. Yeah, like
The Spurs now are good actually and the MTS in tournament right now

(41:43):
Like six or seven losses there's so it took a long time to rebuild this team that they actually have and
So they got a lot of young ins
Dude, they got Harrison Barnes right there in Fox, right?
They got some of these guys that have been established for a while. They can't leave the team. Yeah, they got Castle
They have fire Wimby. They got fucking Johnson. I mean dude this team that the Spurs have assembled right now

(42:07):
Yeah has an opportunity to make a deep playoff run, dude
Actually, they're gonna play the Thunder in the in-season tournament for the to go to a championship
That's gonna be badass that's gonna be better they beat this shit out of fucking Lakers last night
They beat this shit without Wimby without Wimby without women, you know, they're nine and three without Wimby
Yeah, so get the Maggie when this guy gets reached. They're nine and three without women

(42:29):
That's that's a think about that. We'll come up on the all-star break here. What in February?
Yeah, that's a midway through the season right there at that point. That's a wild stat
Yeah to be nine and three without your best fucking player like they're contenders right now. Absolutely. They're definitely they're definitely finals contenders right now. Absolutely
Yeah, see my son is who keeps me going with basketball, right? Okay, like, okay

(42:49):
So this season I've only watched like two fucking Cowboys games because I don't know how much of this shit I could take
Right. I'm 41 years old and every loss just gets me closer to the grave, right?
But the Spurs haven't watched the Spurs game since oh
my god
shit

(43:09):
Since like little Marcus Aldridge a couple of years
It's been that long because they haven't been relevant. I'm a Spurs fan, but bro
They were they were semi-decent when with Aldridge, you know, I mean, I mean they made playoff runs
But it wasn't anything because they had quiet Leonard with Aldridge at one point, right?
Right, but co-op don't want to be a little bitch and then leave the Spurs

(43:36):
Go out anyone be a little bitch
You know
Him leaving though was probably the best thing that could have worked out for the Spurs could look at their team now exactly
No, exactly. So what do you mean by that? So he actually freed up all that money
They freed the money they got a whole lot younger they're one of the youngest teams in the league. So yeah, that's Roger Rowdy this year

(44:02):
The last two years they've had the last two rookie of the years and
Possibly a third and every time they drafted a seven-footer number one. They've won the NBA championship multiple championships
Every time they've drafted a number one seven-footer they've won multiple championships
So they're coming the championships are coming. They're coming. They're coming. Yeah, they're coming. I think they did if the

(44:26):
The squat that they have right now do and has tape. It's been a long time. Well, you're gonna start guys. They're like
Superstars that haven't won a championship yet coming toward the back side of their career and they're gonna want to win a championship
They're gonna leave and cut a sign and say I don't get to play with this guy so they can win a championship
Yeah, yeah, there wouldn't be that that that type of talent. I don't know if you ever seen a play victim of ma'am

(44:48):
Well, that guy is he's something else superhuman, bro
She's got a seven
7-1
He's broke this guy dribble. He can run the court down
Put it between his legs backspin your ass don't fade away three
Like that's not you're not supposed to be doing that dog. What the fuck?

(45:10):
He's from France. Yeah, he's good
but
My my most favorite spur this Tim Duncan, right, but my most
Like if I had to choose between him Parker and Ginobili Ginobili bro was my dude
You know people nobody was a freak on the court bro long hair Ginobili or short hair Ginobili

(45:36):
Both really both really right? He's the one that brought the whole euro step over here to the league man to go
Yeah that euro step
So when he first started doing that in the league the rest didn't know what the fuck to do
So the rest they were called travel they were called traveling like he's not traveling. It's a euro step
From Argentina

(45:58):
Who your step your ass going right
Midair switch directions
Definitely what the fuck this and then they lie. What was it with it was a
Hope we get his name, right? Avery Johnson, Avery. Yeah
No
He was with the he was with the end at the beginning of Duncan in the Robertson, yes. Yeah. Yeah

(46:25):
Yeah, so he wasn't even that short no, right he looked short compared to like 510
Yeah, he just looked short
Well, he really had a hell of a southern accent didn't he

(46:50):
Takes over the coach of the mix and shit. Yeah, and that Gemini flash
Great
Yeah, but yeah, so in 1999 when they won the first championship
He hit that fucking he hit that fucking corner jump shot bro and sealed the deal against the Knicks

(47:12):
I like the dunks and everything man, but I think it honestly it comes out to the three-pointers. Yeah, cuz it just looks like
like
It looks like art bro, but it just fuck you
Well, let's have courage unit. Yeah, I was just gonna say that, you know, Steph Curry
He's single-handedly fucked up that three-point shot in the NBA, but he messed up the whole game

(47:33):
You messed up the whole game period basketball. Nobody drive to the back anymore. Just check up a three
yeah, but
Him and clay are two of the best fucking outside fucking three-point shooters. I've ever seen clay is quick
Clay was quick with it, bro. Clay Thompson. Yeah
You talking about just catching shoot, but mother money most of the time but curry

(47:57):
Yo, I I don't he's gonna go down one of the best. Oh, yeah, definitely going out one. Oh, yeah
For sure fuck yeah, I don't watch a lot of basketball, but that's a name that you yeah
Yeah, he definitely the greatest shooter ever took a basketball
So yeah, so seven curry and then his dad was Del Curry, right?
And then he pretty much grew up in a basketball gym, you know me his whole life. Yeah

(48:21):
Is
His brother still name be a brother plays on his team with him with him and you never hear about his brother, bro
Yeah, you don't hear about his brother just about Steph Curry guy. You sound about
Time about if you have siblings it helps when you win a championship. Yeah
Be like I got a brother

(48:43):
I
Think of all time, you know, I mean like to compare in that team to the

(49:03):
Team or 98 team when they went to 10. Yeah, you know, I mean like 82 and 10 and or 92
71 and 932 10 or something like that. Well for the Chicago Bulls
Yeah, so you win a two-game season you only lost 10 games now
You gotta think the level of caliber or talent that was around back when they were doing that
I mean, yeah magic and then you had the bad boy Pistons yet sell Dixie at all these teams that are out there

(49:29):
Yeah
All that, you know, even Houston was no I don't want all that
Had a Patrick Ewing and all them guys so they had team Miami with Alonzo morning down
Oh actually long long the morning within Charlotte with Larry Johnson
Like that so, you know, the league was widespread it was a lot of talent back a lot of time

(49:51):
So to lose 10 games that was you know, who would have thought of that like, you know, you got your team was maddening
So then when you know gold state comes along and they go
71 and I know whatever, you know, I mean
Like
They're shooting nothing but three points from 30 feet out, you know, I mean like they couldn't I
Could only imagine. Could you imagine like Jordan playing in this air?

(50:15):
Like no, you got to go to the basket. Like this is wide open down here for me wide open
Are you serious and you see less and less? I well, okay, who can I say like a
Like a James Harden, yeah great shooter. Yeah, great NBA player trash fucking defensive player, bro
Oh, yeah, look at dodge. It's you know, great fucking one of the best NBA players in the game right now track trash defense

(50:41):
We're tracking these guys. They just
They're gonna run by me. Okay, I don't score but back in the day
See you going to that court if you go into the hole you gonna get hit. Oh, you go
They're gonna put your eyes down. So it's a different just a different style
It's a lot more physical back in the day. I'm more physically
I mean, you know if you go to the paint, you knew there was a chance you meet in the floor

(51:03):
So absolutely you had to go in there with some authority when he went in there
Yeah, yeah, they've got them played in there hack a mole when you come in there, you know
I mean you get hit the guy hard, you know, I mean don't let him get the ball
Then it does
Fight you to jump off, you know, I mean like you couldn't wait to post even cuz you knew that's the kind of fight

(51:31):
Like you remember the fight between the Detroit Pistons and the Pacers, you know
Oh, yeah. Yeah the mouth and about like that was banana. No, I was sitting at home
My brother called me. It was like Amy turn TV on the pace of game. I'm gonna watch the Pacers man turn it over there
I don't know what's going on
They have a documentary on that bro, and I think it's on 30 30, it's a 30 for 30 Madison do all

(51:56):
They break this shit down by the second bro. It's so good. Hell. Yeah
He's talking about all hell broke. You ever seen it? No, you said my mom
Take that out. Yeah, where the players are going in the stands and fucking fighting on haymakers fucking
Player was laying on the on the score table on our test

(52:17):
You don't mean yeah, our Tesla lane on the score table and all sudden the fan goes throw some beer pop
Whatever throws it down and it comes on pretty much that backwash at that point because you know
You've been drinking on this thing all day. So
He jumps up instantly and go to the stands and this dude swings at him, you know, I mean
Ballistic after that, you know mean like air by the fan

(52:43):
Fans come running down on the on the court, you know mean Jermaine O'Neal's to make
It was crazy it was crazy and so and and it's the Pittsburgh I mean Rashid Wallace, yeah fucking
received walls binge
Wallace
Chompy bill

(53:04):
Rip Hamilton red Hamilton. Who else was there?
My man, my shop. They sound print. Yeah, I mean they had a squad
I'm not a lot. They had a squad. So that business won a championship only getting knocked out by the Spurs the following year
But yeah that Madison Palace great times

(53:24):
One of the greatest things I've ever seen in the sports event
I think that one that one particular fight Kings how they view fights at all sporting events
Yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean like only the only sport you can fight in the word a hockey hockey
Look, I've never understood. You know, I mean like hey, you guys fight hockey
It's like the dude's got a whole helmet on and everything
I mean if you got to be ace with your punches, you know me hitting dead in the face

(53:46):
Hey, nothing like watching a hockey player watching to pair just go drop their sticks pick up their gloves and screw up
Yeah, and the referees are like, all right, let's do this shit
Yeah
Break it up. They get five minutes in the box and then
Why could they do that? I like football and basketball
Do like oh man, you can't hit by pitch a unit pitcher square up. Yeah

(54:13):
I
Think they took that away from hockey that it would probably
Drop back on the crowd. I think it would I mean, yeah, there's a lot
But it's a part of the game that if you go to hockey you kind of expect it
Yeah, you know if you go to a basketball game and something like Madison Palace breaks out. That's like whoa

(54:35):
Yeah, and in football I mean I mean shit I don't get why motherfuckers don't fucking fist when you got fucking helmet
You got a helmet on man. So you're doing you don't break your you don't break your hand
I mean, what are you doing?
You remember that one guy who was it the kicker somebody from the Steelers or some shit when he got the fucking helmet and fucking
Oh
Myles Garrett, I'm Cleveland. Okay, then hit the quarterback from Pittsburgh from Pittsburgh with the fucking helmet

(54:58):
Tell me I'm hitting with it. That was one of those things. I'm full Bob ever seen
Yeah
He did at the quarterback there's something like racial remark to him or whatever during the game
So, you know, they got into a face-to-face and then they're locked on to one another and he happened a man to pull his helmet

(55:20):
Something else to him and he reached over everybody

(55:50):
For the second one no, you know like it I mean
Hell different twist to it. So it wasn't it didn't give me a happy Gilmore feel you're right. You're right. So happy wasn't
Happy. Yeah as far as the character win. Yeah, it was like the character was dialed down
But he was more mature, you know who made that movie for me bro Bad Bunny

(56:12):
Bad Bunny was a server. Oh
He goes to Rory McIlroy you want breath sticks?
We need more more McIlroy's knocked out and they're at the fucking range
That money goes up to he's knocked out on the ground dog and bad money goes up to like you want breast fix
That money to kill
Yeah

(56:33):
Cameos in there. I think Becky Lynch was in there
Yeah, yeah, she's skinny when she came back I'm like man she was off a lot of weight, you know, yeah
Yeah, I mean, hopefully she put the back on. You know me is
Putting it back on I don't like the I don't like the the the image that she has right now
I mean, I wish it would go back to the old Becky Lynch. I'm in the man

(56:57):
Who's Becky Lynch that's a fifth Rollins wife who's Seth Rollins?
I
Know you

(57:18):
See within the whole thing she was part of the group of the guys that was on the team
Oh
Yeah, see, um
She actually went against a Kali and her and Seth Rollins when I get the a Kali and a p.m. Punk

(57:43):
Yeah
See a punk in a day
So a gay had a refund a contract with WWE so we'll be seeing a little bit more AJ sometime soon. You're coming up
Yeah, now I wish Paige would come back. I mean, yeah, that was my favorite
They're page page was that girl they made the wrestling with the family that family movie
So that was based off of that girl page, right? Yes. Okay, cool. So I think my favorite wrestlers were

(58:08):
Lita cool
Yeah, yeah age and there was another wrestler but it was like probably 2010 to 15 China
I like China, but it was a her name was Kaitlyn
Kaitlyn I remember Kaitlyn man. What happened that Kaitlyn got married had a baby
Never came back. Oh, that's what I remember. I remember Kaitlyn's good. Yeah. Yeah, I remember

(58:33):
She would have I think she would have been great about Stacy Kiebler
She's all of a mirror I was I was I was her key bureau
In her pocket

(58:57):
Just would you like to watch
What I think about sable fable, that's that was a what's my wife

(59:22):
No, they were before
Brutalism fables no sables. I mean she was he was married to
If one of the four horsemen late came in late at the fourth one with the Benoit and all that, okay
Steve keeping Michael

(59:46):
Steve Michael Steve Michaels
People I remember her coming out with the dude, I just I didn't know the guy's name
But I knew well, then I've mostly she got married at that. I assume her and Steve stone cold
Oh, man, that's a good point. But yeah, I can't I can't confirm that though. Does she have a short career?
She did you talk about the blonde, right? Yeah
Yeah, yeah China was my favorite chick

(01:00:13):
But she was I
Don't count her late not I just counted her as a wrestler. Yeah, not as a female. Oh, yeah
Rest in peace. That's that's why I was late. Well, you remember Glamazon, right?
Yeah, yeah

(01:00:36):
No, but I remember one night in China it edges the wife no, no, no, that's Natalie no
Yeah
And you got me got me off my limb now, man, I can't remember her name now
But that was a that was a good area of female wrestlers. Yeah
Oh, yeah, definitely a good air, you know mean like they ushered away for the air that we got there now

(01:01:01):
You know mean there were a wave. She came on Wonder Woman
She was in that movie
Dude she comes up Wonder Woman. She's a she has a what are the
Beth Phoenix

(01:01:26):
She has both of them, but yeah, yeah, she came back more as best
Edge
She's pretty strong, but she came on a
Wonder Wonder Woman. She was one of the one of the Amazon Amazon women. Yeah

(01:01:50):
You watch Tron yet the neutron so I want to so it's so right now it's on the prime
But only to buy I wait for it to hit like it's good
You gotta check it out
I know he told me he told me about running man. He said I gotta go check the running Oh running

(01:02:10):
I remember the original
On a Schwarzenegger, but this one right here to me. I think it's gonna be dope
Glenn Powell
He's a he's a guy that played in Top Gun Maverick
He was a cocky pilot, okay, wait the the remake

(01:02:30):
That's I'm good. Yeah, what is the second one that they made? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's a cocky pilot. Okay. Yeah
Yeah, he's Matt rack. You can see him. He's also playing in the on a Hulu special. He's Chad Chappel
Okay. Yeah, okay
No dresses up this costume like he's no quarterback. He goes back in the college

(01:02:56):
It's pretty crazy
But you ever seen on
Netflix have you ever seen res ball?
What's that that movie res ball?
Reservation basketball, you know like on a on a Indian reservation how they play res ball. That's a bad fucking movie
I know I've seen the documentary about

(01:03:16):
Res ball before but like this actual movie. I think it's produced or something like that by LeBron James or some shit
Yeah, it's a good fucking movie. I just saw it. There's a night. Yeah, it's fucking good, but res ball
They play fast. Yeah, and they have a shot clock, right?
Well, they have 24 second shot guard, but they shoot the ball within six seven seconds every fucking position. They running gun

(01:03:38):
Dog, that's res ball. They play fast and the mother never
It's basketball, okay, but they call it res ball because the style that they play
Yeah, it's just a different style. It's quick
Like they shorten the shot clock up so yeah to force you to shoot it quicker, right?
But that's not that's not like a mandated thing. They still got a 24, but it's that's just the way they run

(01:04:01):
I've seen slam jam or like the whole course trampoline. I've seen
Yeah, it's different it's like watching bare-knuckle fight compared to enemy
Oh

(01:04:43):
If I did that I think I would do use my palms
Yes, because you just break your hand if you hit somebody yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean for sure
Cuz the palm hurts more than the fist. Can you imagine being a part of a fight club?
Fuck you know, let's put your body to torture every night you go through, you know, even if you're winning
You're still putting your body towards. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, I think if you do that go go spar to Jim and

(01:05:08):
Spar somebody who's like fucking non-stop beating your ass. Yeah
And didn't receive you want to fight the next day yeah after you get your ass beat in the sparring session like that
You don't even want to fight
Either one of two things gonna happen you're gonna wake up and say I'm not going back or you're gonna go back in and you
Don't become quicker

(01:05:28):
I
Remember this guy got a mean right
Like I told y'all like I've never been in a bare-knuckle fight my whole life
I'm 41 right now. I may look like I threw down before I've never
Fought anybody really hit anybody. Yeah. Wow. Never a sucker

(01:05:55):
Right, yeah, that's rocker plenty of times in middle school, but I had a bit had a best friend
Yeah, that would fight my fights for me and not that I asked him
That's just the kind of dude. He was rest in peace. He no longer with us, right?
But that's okay. So I had a bully bro
This motherfucker Oscar Mateo. He actually got busted

(01:06:16):
He worked at a fucking bar. He worked at a bar and he fucking hired an underage girl. What's the name? Oscar Mateo?
Yeah, it's not like my neighbor
Oscar I'm
This guy's in prison right now, okay
So fucking I remember and when I got to middle school this motherfucker came from another element

(01:06:38):
This he would not leave me the fuck alone. I don't even know why he was just a bully
so we could do to get so and
He always fuck with me, dude. And one time I was pissed and my boy Andrew was like it was lunchtime
He said hey, what's wrong? I said fucking Oscar, dude
Still talking shit and I said, yeah
He's in the restroom though. He goes I'll be back

(01:07:00):
He went in a restaurant and put the fucking beating of a lifetime on that food
Straight up put his head in the toilet
Fucked is a game black guy. I mean the dude came into the lunchroom
bloody nose
Busted as I his hair and clothes were all wet fucked up
On your

(01:07:23):
My boy and you came to say he ain't never gonna fuck with you again, bro
And that's what came back in never fuck with me again
That's a shocker that you've never been in a fight like I grew up in the air like where it's mandatory
Like you grow up at some point in your life, you know being it was mentor
You were gonna get a fight with someone. Yeah, I mean, I mean shit growing up in the creek
Yeah, I expected it, you know in Indian Creek, but I mean shit

(01:07:47):
I always had Andrew there dog for school fights. Yeah, like I remember times where I was squared up and
Talking my best friend. I don't know where he come and push me aside and just fucking start fighting
It's like he never that he never let me he was I mean we were like brothers and shit, but I
Mean high school. I mean, I almost have to go down a couple times, you know

(01:08:07):
Vatos fucking with my wife or my girl my girlfriend, which is not my wife. Yeah, right
Almost do this guy off a fucking off the balcony and Southwest high school
Yeah, cuz I saw the high school. We have this Mario the second floor, right and this fuck this fucking dude. Yeah, I remember
Seeing him grab my wife by the arm
And he said something to her and she like let me go and he grabbed it again and I was like, oh hell

(01:08:31):
Fucking no, nobody does that
Infantly this thing. I went up to him and he had this tall guy behind him and I was like, what's up, bro?
What's up, put your hands on my wife or my girl he's like, oh what for you dude, I said, bro
I'm gonna throw you off this fucking balcony, bro. You wanna die? Do you wanna die? And his homie was like, ah, yeah
I saw throw you my fucking ass over the balcony to bitch both y'all

(01:08:53):
Let's go and we're gonna get down before your teachers came and yeah, dude. I was going up to him
I was already had my hands like I was gonna get him
You bring it down. He was going through an expedition. Please. Yeah
He was gone bro, yeah, I told my wife I said man lucky a fucking teacher came
But I never I never do down

(01:09:15):
quick
I'll be scared to hit somebody with my full power
Yeah, cuz I know I got some you know, I can hit I got a pack of punch
I I don't want to do a one-hitter quitter and then go for the charge for fucking murder and shit
you know if you if you
If you hit anybody and you break something, yeah, if you break a jaw fracture, you know cheekbone or you know

(01:09:40):
Break their nose, you know anything like that
At that point
They can legally make you register your hands. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, I mean
So you don't have to be a professional fighter or anything like that. Like you did anything like that
They can make you legally register your hands
Damn yeah to the point where

(01:10:03):
We know we know
Your hands are very sure that that's letting everybody know that yeah
They're not just used for jacking off

(01:10:27):
You got another skill
How much of a badass you think people walk around me like yo my hands are registered to lethal
Do you think people walk around like yes, I think people will get a cockiness to the cockiness. Yes
The confidence goes through the it goes the wrong way to use it wrong way

(01:10:52):
Like you know instead of having you know, just knowing that you have that ability wherever but they you know
Zoom that on other people like they come out and try to let you know without saying it
You know, I mean, that's a lot of I you know, if I ever was a learner flying style, it'd be a keto

(01:11:13):
Think about it it counter break. Yeah, if somebody got something broke, they're not kind of like, you know
You counter and break it
I had a friend who was short like super short and he fought this guy

(01:11:34):
He fought a freshman were like juniors and he got lucky with a left shot and he split his eyebrow
But just cuz he had piercings and then he was like, oh, yeah, you know, they make me register my hands are all
Everybody bro, and like two years before I was supposed to box him right and he was supposed to show up to the house

(01:11:56):
So he's like, yeah, and I didn't want to because he was too short. Yeah, you know
reason why I don't like fighting short people is just cuz
Right, you know, all right, I just fought people bigger than me all the time exactly. That's why you're always trying to kick people
But seriously, that's how you become better, you know, I mean it's fighting people that you in your mind you're thinking this dude

(01:12:21):
I don't know if I can beat this dude. Yeah, I want to fight that dude. So you you can figure out yourself
I beat that dude, you know saying like yeah, but you're more aware like you're more aware. Yeah
Yeah, like, you know my smaller you're not you're not really paying attention I'm like man this little dude man
Yeah, I mean like yeah, so we call them
I have my friends a big Mike could never tell you my and I was a bro. You're gonna come

(01:12:46):
But it was never in the ring but here in Texas you could box with boxing gloves on on the backyard and as long as
Y'all two agreed that
you know you tie them up you based them up and
As long as you don't physically kill the next the other person or injured really bad. You don't do no time
Yeah, so that was it

(01:13:06):
And he never showed up two years
Yeah, I got a Drago punch
Because I don't have to prove anything it was just something I did every single man every Friday throughout the school year
Yeah, and it was just like it was pointless to even say that he didn't show up. Exactly. Do you know?

(01:13:32):
To this day that he tells everybody
Legal hands
That's crazy

(01:13:53):
Yeah
Fighting and just never never. No, I just never had to die now that I'm older. I try to avoid this year at all costs
Part of a fight man that I've never thought I would only see a movie
Yeah, I was locked up, you know
So, you know, we're out there in the yard and we're playing basketball and this one dude gets loud hard

(01:14:16):
No, I mean and start speaking a little bit a couple of times down the court
You know was in back and back and forth with the guy you garden
Next thing, you know, it just jumps off right in there and you know, I look up and next thing
You know, this is like oh snap. It's two sets going at each other
You know, you look up and all you see is like the fields everywhere and you see them all just turn around put their back to you

(01:14:38):
Oh
It went down like it went down. Well, it went down
Yeah to the way like it carried over back to the dorms and everything
They had to move to the attic of in there all kind of crazy
They let you throw down we're throwing down fuck
I bet it was going on for at least a good six seven minutes. Oh, yeah

(01:15:05):
That's a broad
It was bad, yeah
Oh, no, it was the whole set. Yeah
Throwing them. Yeah, like you got your boys over there. My boys over here. Yeah
Yeah, nobody got stabbed Randy no, I just see a guy get stabbed

(01:15:27):
They have so I don't know why they like they decide to open up this this camp
You know saying with like level three guys, it's like a level two facility, you know, I'm saying
But they want to use like level three guys to break in the CEOs or whatever
So they send it down there and if I don't have this cookout one day
Who does this? You don't mean like yeah
They have live music playing but it's like church music and

(01:15:51):
the guy comes out a plane and parachutes, you know plan skydives down or
American flag and something else flying behind me
All this goes on after the guy lands and everything about ten minutes later
We notice that do get up
And I'm like, oh my god, I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die

(01:16:12):
I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die
Do get up and he's walking very slowly. He goes right past our table. My buddy hits me
Hey, man, if I think he gets out of shank, I said who he said walk right there
I turn I look over my shoulder right where I look over my shoulder. He's on this dude
He's hitting me and all you can hear it's code red go red, you know

(01:16:34):
Thank you to the CEO right like five ten feet away from me. I can hear it. Oh, right on radio
Boom, he hit that red button in air bike. It's hit the ground
Oh shit, it's about to go down
Yeah, it was crazy man. I got some crazy shit man. I think the CEO get jumped on you. I mean good
Yeah

(01:16:55):
Like if you beat up a guard in there you kind of get away with it, right
You only get a little bit of time at it. We mean like if you beat up a guard
Yeah, it depends how bad you beat him up. Yeah. Yeah, but the chances are you could get away with it, right?
Yeah, I mean
In the long run

(01:17:18):
I mean you're probably gonna get some luck, you know some neck and neck to your head, you know saying in the process because oh
Yeah, the goon squad's gonna come in and when they come in it's over with yeah, you know, they're gonna take you to the hole
You can get worried about taking the goal
Like if they ask you to lock up, you know, I mean you're getting you're getting problems to like to see or whatever
Lock up, you know, I'm gonna ask you a couple times, you know, you're not locking up

(01:17:39):
You're gonna bring the lieutenant or whoever is over there, you know down there. Hey, man, you need to lock up
Yeah, if you give him problems, he's gonna give you one last chance to lock up
If you don't he's already gonna hit the button
You know once he says button these guys are all stay somewhere putting their their right type gear shit on
Right, and once they get dressed or too late. It's too late

(01:18:01):
What they what they've been got called nigga and dress and they're on their way up
You can seeing birds all you want. All right, man. Let's go. It's like it's too late
You don't mean like they don't they don't boot into that, you know saying they're coming in, you know
First guy with a shield, you know thing
He's coming in through the door and his object or the next guy's behind him object is to shove him in on to you
Boom and make it bury you into wherever at he'll man. Oh, yeah, it's crazy

(01:18:26):
I think I think some crazy stuff man, like it's
Yeah
Yeah
Those the cops here
Really I

(01:18:46):
Mean, I haven't had a run-in with any cops or anything. I mean, I only do a whole lot
So, I mean if you live on the word, yes, you'll be all right, but if you're more like in the hood hood
Yeah, I'm like, oh, I'm on North East side
Yeah
Wait, so how long you been here in San Antonio, man, so I've been here I'll be we come up on two years two years

(01:19:09):
Yeah
Born and raised where Indiana, Indiana. Yeah, we're Indian
You know, no, no, it's a little town called Peru I felt one looks for what we moved to Peru
There's a little town there. My dad was a real order. Okay, and I used to hate live
I feel to the day where I hate that fucking town man. I hate living in small towns

(01:19:32):
You know, I'm a big city motherfucker, man. I need shit going on around me all the time, man
I need to sound like a cocky jungle, you know, I mean, so I want to hear no fire truck
Cities alive, you know
I've been in places before where you can hear fucking dogs barking. You don't hear shit. It's just quiet cricket like

(01:19:54):
This
My fucking life is passing you motherfuckers by you know, man
That's the way I lived in fucking for eight months when I was in North Carolina and Regal wood
How in the sticks don't in the sticks and it's like life is passing you by like you're out here just stuck
You know, I mean my fucking meanwhile shit's going on everywhere else. Yeah, I hear it's like time moves slow

(01:20:15):
It really moves slow. All you heard in that fucking house. We live right by a locking dam was a fucking water going over the dam
Yeah, there was a stream so I mean shit but like to pass me by
Don't hear shit
Don't see shit. Yeah, you know, I mean going to go on a town or going to going into the city was like a luxury thing

(01:20:40):
In the window
Oh
One fuckin restaurant in real word a fucking subway
So boy, you didn't even give me a McDonald's subway. Yes, you got the lily

(01:21:06):
No happy meals or nothing. Hey, I wasn't free wood. I ordered me a fucking uber do work in halfway and said fuck that
He was on the way to Mayberry I was like what the fuck so they had already sent me his contact information
Yeah, so I called dude. I was like what happened? He's like, I'm not driving out there
I was like you were almost here. He was like I was in the middle of nowhere. I like that's why I live

(01:21:32):
You're right. Well, he was like, nah, but I turn around you gotta find that driver. There's nobody else
Yeah, it's that's being way out of the state. Oh, yeah, my brother man. He
Before you move to San Antonio, did you still live in a small town? No
No, I came out. Yeah, I was I can throw out Indianapolis

(01:21:56):
Like I was in a small town up there and I went to like the next video world to like Kokomo because I mean
It's pretty big. It's got a it's where all the Chrysler plants are. They're sitting right there and I was there probably, you know
Four or five years, you know, I mean, yeah, I moved down Indianapolis like now I get to the city man
But then I get down to the city and like Indianapolis was even small

(01:22:19):
It's like it's pretty small like I can fit you can be Indianapolis inside of 410. Oh shit
It's small like the city the downtown area is
Not anything crazy. Yeah, you go there you black man. What the fuck? This is like going in some big town and gets outside

(01:22:50):
Like in the small towns in Texas, man
There's one restaurant. It's always there in a small town fucking Dairy Queen Dairy Queen
Dairy Queen is a Texas thing, but also I didn't know that
So

(01:23:10):
Do they only serve ice cream though?
Nope
No shit
Okay now starting now when I was younger of the kid it was just ice cream
It was just actually they transitioned over because they had to keep up with all these other restaurants
There was some ice cream and stuff in their restaurant. Okay, so when I went to
North Carolina DQ. That's what I like about Texas, right? So like I know DQ's texting. Yeah, so I go, North Carolina

(01:23:35):
I was like, oh
This was 2019
I
Walked in there and I was like, I'm gonna give me a fucking double or triple
Fucking burger and I go in and I'm looking at the menu. I'm like

(01:23:58):
What a burger day he was like, ah you from Texas I said, yeah, we don't serve food you just ice cream
I

(01:24:31):
Think it's a place called
Vader
It's passing is going towards Louisiana. Okay, but you're still in Houston. So
It's a little small town man. I think he passed Baytown and then you you get to like
It's like why?

(01:24:52):
And I was I was I ate there and then
This old white man walks into like 84 years old and he just starts handing out dollars to the young girls
Oh snap. I was like
Sugar daddy man, and then all the girls are all around

(01:25:15):
I
Say about the restaurant North Carolina, right? I mean me dude walked into
Man, I know what we're going. He was going to Whiteville, North Carolina. Oh the name said

(01:25:41):
No
We pull up to the spot and it's like a
It's a restaurant and the cars there bro, and we're starting the middle fucking nowhere, but the cars are
escalades
fucking caddies
Top dollar fucking vehicles. I'm like

(01:26:04):
We walk in there bro, everybody in the fucking establishment is white
You ever seen a movie where
Two colored guys walk in and everything just stops and everybody looks yeah, and I was like
So I walk in there and I had asked you before I was like, yeah

(01:26:24):
he was like
He's like I've never been here before but they say it's good. So come on. I was like
door opens
packed ass fucking restaurant everybody stops and looks at us and
For like five seconds. It's just a stare down bro. Like I'm looking around like oh hell no, bro
What the fuck you bring me and the first word out of the fucking the bitches?

(01:26:48):
welcome
Come on in we got seats and
Everybody and it was so fucking cool and dude was like bro. I come here all the time. I was like, what the fuck you
you get keeping this shit bro, because
Person they seen in a long time. Now. They see a black in Mexican, bro. You're bringing people though

(01:27:13):
Bad guy
It was it was good bad-ass fucking breakfast they fucked up though the hole on the wall it was like it
It was like a hole in the wall. It was like a yeah. Yeah, but I mean it was a
Row popular and white bill, you know, I guess one of the only fucking restaurants that's out there, right?

(01:27:34):
Yeah, so I mean everybody went there, but they fucked up when they said, um, you want some what's that big fucking?
It's pudding, but it's a liver pudding. Oh
God, that's a big thing over. There's liver pudding. So they're like, isn't it some liver pudding on the house? And I was like

(01:27:59):
Looking at it and I was like, I
Looked at Brandon and I was like bro you this shit. He's like
Fuck it's free. I was like bro. Come on dog. You're not gonna do it. He ate it
But that was so I look around and everybody in the fucking restrooms even they were playing bro

(01:28:22):
If I walk into somebody's house and it was every pudding man, it was red
It was like a reddish pinkish kind of what the fuck kind of what's a glass?
This shit, it's like they just took the slice of liver dog. Oh, no, put some fucking whipped cream on that bitch
Whatever. No, no, no, I don't have anybody trick you like overeating something, you know, they don't tell you what it is

(01:28:46):
Hey dinner done, you know, so yeah when I was a kid the my my my tia I
Thought she made sausage and egg. Well wasn't sausage. It was Cecil's. Oh
Brains
What like
Fucking cow cow cow brains Wow, so it looked like meat like like ground meat like

(01:29:10):
You took a bite. All right, that shit was fucking delicious
And so afterwards the afterwards, right? Yeah, this is like all it was Cecil's and eggs and I was like, okay
And my cousin like, you know assessors is I was like no she goes brains
Not to this day. I don't know if they were fucking with me
Or they were straight up too late that shit was good in a month
Oh, man, so I had a buddy. We're actually gonna like a liking game

(01:29:33):
we're cooking out before the game started and
what looked like a
Pork loin to me, you know, cuz we've cooked plenty of pork loins before on the grill. He's not there cooking or whatever
I'm in there watching though
Countdown on the game's waiting for him to come on
Comes in a food ready, you know, maybe everybody goes in the kitchen to grab some food. Boom. We're out there sitting
Tearing it up. Oh, I'm halfway to this plate, man

(01:29:57):
He said
With the meat done
You guys like it yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah. Yeah, man was cow tongue. Oh
I'll tell you about came out of my skin for this
Don't ever do that to me again, man. I said, oh, hey, do I need that come over when you go grocery shopping, man?

(01:30:23):
You can't be throwing anything on a plate and saying hey, here you go
I mean
But I know a lot of people did you know that they like it but I don't think we're about pig feet now
Okay
Guy rest your soul. My sister loved pickled
Oh, no. No, my grandmother that now my sister would get you know, the red. Yeah vinegar. Yeah

(01:30:48):
Oh, yeah, she will get it and I don't know
I'll be like you bad
You ever had chitlins, so I've never had shit
You
Intestines. Oh
No, so not chitlins, but three plus. Yeah

(01:31:09):
from the cow
Yeah, the common test is it stinks when I'm cooking it
Maybe you know, they boil it first, you know, I mean, yeah
It'll run everybody out of the house. So I so this is bad. So shit
So if it's intestinal
Why don't the fucking cow intestines smell like that? They clean them before? Yeah, they clean them

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Oh, so they really cause shitless cuz there's real shit in there
I mean
It is the intestines because big big Mike makes his three plus but man, it's a fucking
He does because it doesn't smell
He cooks it like he puts in a big old pot dude takes with the oil right with the oil with the burner cleans

(01:31:54):
Oh, yeah, he cleans them first before he puts them on there. Okay, it's like an eight-hour
Process because I think he started like at 7 in the morning didn't fucking finish to one shit
Yeah, yeah my dad go by them off I'm gonna stole told him my fuckers in the boot in the oil a four or five
Process. Yeah, so no wonder they're chalky bro. You ever eaten as it's chalky

(01:32:18):
No wonder the intestines taste chalky

(01:32:42):
People's kidneys, yeah, yeah back kidneys
So he kidney beans. No, no, no straight kid. No. Yeah
fire
Sounds like so like you're harvesting it. No organs out of people

(01:33:12):
More job
So reunion is yeah, you know, dude, you know this you cook them, right? Yeah, and a flower tortilla with
refried beans
Shut the shit down, bro. Oh fire fire. I try it. Oh, no, no balls. No, you just get him and

(01:33:32):
Good. I tried the
Cabeza
okay from
okay, there's a
Taco truck and I told him what do you recommend? He's a cabeza. Okay, so you know what that is like now
What is it? Well, he's a cheat. It's a cheat the cheat from I guess from the cow. Yeah, it was good, man
No, it was good. But I was just like it had a kind of like a body cool. It takes your taste

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Uh-huh
He just got here to Texas. Yeah, you know, I mean I still do this. That's actually a Texas thing
Parkour Mac. You never had barbacoa in your life before. No
No, I mean look that you gave me though. I mean now I'm acquiring like what is it?
barbacoa
From Cal. Yeah, it's from a cow. It's just like where on the cow. Uh, I love everything. Huh? Yeah

(01:34:24):
Both cow testicles everything though
But
Yeah
Meat everywhere bro as chopped up meat it is
So you go handily one of the best fucking
So you keep coming up these weird names

(01:34:45):
Why don't they just say that beef? Oh, yeah, we mean we've been eating barbacoa down here in San Antonio, Texas
Since we were kids
so
Here is barbacoa and Big Red. So if you go to HUB go to HB on a Saturday morning Saturday morning
Go to HB bro. They always sell barbacoa and Big Red together in a bag. Do you buy that shit? I mean, ooh, oh

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my god
Okay
Man you know what we gonna do
You already got a game
So

(01:35:30):
Saturday or Sunday me and Joe go hook up with you dog and we're gonna take you go eat
the good shit, right because
You've been in Texas a century for two years. Hey Stan, but
I was surprised. You say you have something money

(01:36:05):
Joe we got to get
Yeah, yeah, bro, what is dog
We've been eating good since we were kids
Obvious I have Joe Joe's
Joe yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's good. Yeah. I was trying to kick me people in the face

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No, but when I when I met Joe like he was Jim like you go and spar and yeah
So he was like real fit, you know, and then well, I mean now I wasn't this big either. No because of drugs
you know, so
But shit man now that we're getting older we found the finer side of life yes

(01:36:58):
So definitely gotta take you out man, I definitely gotta show you up some spots
We talked about food a lot on this podcast a lot
That's the one thing I wish I you know, I would be when I was younger
But you know, it's never too late to kind of broaden your palate, you know
You'll love this food. I mean, yeah, absolutely
Just one thing though in San Antonio. If you start eating all the good food, you're gonna get some weight like

(01:37:21):
Unless you're like Larry. Oh, yeah, I got a fast metabolism. Okay. Yeah
I mean, I can like you 38 old people. I tear old people up man. Oh, no, I mean, you know
I eat all day, man. I'm not getting a pound. You're like, you know, hey the whole pizza and I go to my wife's like

(01:37:44):
Yeah, no pizza racquetel
Yeah, like oh
Man well
One thing you say and you said it earlier. I don't know Joe caught you you say pop. Oh, yeah pop. Yeah
Yeah, neither pop. Hey, I learned that though when I was living down on Florida, you know me

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Cuz I said that one day after we playing basketball my man. I need some drink money. We're gonna pop like a pop
What's that? I said a pop they like what that I'm like a drink, you know, dr. Pepper, you know Mountain, dude
It's that Oh soda. I'm like soda
the 1970s
Yeah

(01:38:36):
But he was a soda you want a soda pop on it? Yeah, we get that big old coke
Yeah, open it for my after you you want a soda water or I want a soda water
Soda water my own oh
That's a mere that's a mock assessor tasty shit

(01:38:56):
But basically
So when I was in North Carolina Mountain Dew was the shit
Yeah
Like everybody dream that that was a shit and then
We had some Texas guys would come to Texas on the weekends and they would take shit load of big red bag

(01:39:17):
And they would sell fucking big red cans for like two three bucks to the weathers at the plan, bro
And I'll do three bucks a can yeah, yeah, and they would sell out quick
Fuck. Yeah
To be like a how much for a case like a 24 pack and we get a book in
24 pack a big red for like 70 bucks. Well, all 30 bucks

(01:39:41):
30 bucks. Yeah
25 30 bucks, bro. They motherfuckers will come to $3.00. I swear to God what they had like a fucking big OS UV
I forgot there were a lot of pallet on that bitch, bro
Go back and I remember I went to my homies crib
We're gonna go fishing and they were Marcos and he was like, you want soda? I was like, yeah

(01:40:02):
So I thought he's gonna be my Pepsi or fucking Mountain Dew
Surge or something. Whatever mellow yellow or fuck. He brings a fucking big red and I was like, hold up
He's like, oh, yeah, I forgot you from Texas done. It's Antonio
Check this out. Come here. So I go he opens his closet, bro

(01:40:23):
His pantry was fucking stacked with big red I was like what the fuck
He was like, yeah, bro. Yes
Keeping motherfuckers
and
Breakfast tacos the bottles over there didn't no concept of what a breakfast taco was

(01:40:43):
Yeah, yeah, even the Mexican restaurants, you know, what a fucking make taco was better for the Benny's not have good breakfast tacos
No, I went into a Mexican restaurant over there and asked for breakfast tacos and she was like
What are you talking about? I was like go to Benny's I looked around I said, this is a Mexican restaurant, right?
She goes. Yeah, I said being a cheese

(01:41:06):
potato an egg
You know Papa can level
Like what's going on? And she's like you want cheese on your beans and like what was good. I was like this fucking bitch
Yeah, put the eggs over here beans right so my homie was like a I got the spot always get badass tacos

(01:41:29):
I was like, all right, let's go
Motherfucker got me some fucking some fucking, uh, you know, like the fucking rice packets the rice packet like the Spanish rice
Yeah, it was like rice like that whole beans and shit fucking package as tortillas weren't even heated up
I was like, what kind of fucking is Tyler? He's like you want some top bro, dude, they're fire. I was like bro. That's nasty

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I'm good. I'll take my eyes to checkers. Don't get fucked this shit
Over there, no, can I know? Okay. I'm checkers here. I ain't seen one yet
So it's a
That rally's no rallies rallies. Oh, I've heard about it. I'm nervous. I'll do checkers and rallies. Okay, they wanted to

(01:42:15):
Yeah, it's a burger joint, oh, yeah, it's a bird
Fuck yeah checkers. Yeah, like I wish they had a white castle here, man. I miss like I was so bad
Man, I mean supposedly they're building one here is but it's gonna be in Dallas

(01:42:37):
Oh, I'm not driving four hours just for the white guys. I might you know, I mean
the sack of 20
Eat them some bitches on the way home
Now I won't be I'll be cheeky like I have a bill you could go get some white castle after the Vikings

(01:43:06):
You know, you think you know a guy
He hits you with a little stab in the thigh, you know, you just gotta get a little cheap shot in real quick
So close if he got to a white castle was crystal burger cripples, yeah

(01:43:29):
Crystal came and went
I don't know if they still got him down south, but they got him in Florida down there. Yeah, so they tried here
That was their version of White Castle. The only thing that's stuck around here is in and out in and out
Okay, so that we had a place called
It was kind of like in and out but it wasn't in now as long as there was no inside

(01:43:50):
It was all I'm gonna drive through it's called hot now. Oh, right
So you could pull up there. I hit this place up every day after school you go right there man, and you can get
To two cheeseburger three cheeseburgers 50 cents a piece, you know, I mean a bag of fries
Like 50 cents when they give you the bag. It's all greasy

(01:44:11):
Hot now man, I mean hot and ready right now, you know any burgers people will may we tear him up all day, man
That's the kind of burgers. I did. Yeah
I know this guy's making a killing man. You got Burger King over here sitting on the corner man, and you're like charging
395 or whoppers. I mean, I'm over here. I got put my own whopper together
Yeah, let me go over here. Get this food. I'll fuck with Burger King. Yeah

(01:44:37):
I'm ready. I mean Birkin. I really had a McDonald's
Yeah, I used to truck so I used to deliver to a lot of restaurants
Burger King in San Antonio was fucking terrible. Yeah, you go down to the valley
No shit
What do you do down there? I don't know

(01:44:59):
But it's just like what the fuck like y'all the same company. Yeah, I deliver the same meat
Why why is yours better? Yeah, I don't know. Maybe it's just the love out there
It's just I mean Burger King out there is king like literally that bitch is fucking
Like you see you see the big fucking line, yeah

(01:45:21):
That's what they are out there like down to the valley fucking McAllen Brownsville, that's crazy
It's weird, maybe it's the workers to every time I go in a BQ is like you homeless
Or a BK you homeless motherfucker, you don't work here dog. Fuck out

(01:45:43):
workers in there you'd be looking at people like
That's fucked up, right?
I'm gonna touch it real quick. But the first fucking Burger King do not go to
Okay, so that one and then when I put tranquil I still want to try firehouse subs and never tried that that's good

(01:46:05):
Yeah, I heard it's real good. But yeah, you're at a Quiznos. Quiznos is good. That's
Oh, yeah, there's one right here on bad luck right here. I was counting in a backpack
Yeah, I go in there all the time and I'll make I'll make a special trip with my hair like man right now
I go with it right now. Give me one. Yeah, I mean, yeah
carbonara's

(01:46:25):
Firehouse, I don't know where the firehouse that
Georgetown but that's what I don't think I don't think there's one like inside
Fenton, I think you had to go like up maybe out towards shirts or something. Okay, probably so
slutskies
You gotta go to McIntyre sometime

(01:46:49):
McIntyre, yeah, I mean going there like when they got like a big UFC fight on or
Playoffs or anything like that. You know, I mean they got TV screens without the wazoo everywhere
Mmm, and you got a whole outside feeling shit
Looks like fire pits. It's a solid race. No, it's like a bar grill like a bar grill. Yeah

(01:47:10):
Bubbles, yeah, Bubba's where Bubba that Bubba's 33. Yeah, I think there's one on Pat Booker. So there's one right here off of a
604 heading back towards that way. Yeah, six flags. There's one on the military in 14. I fuck with Bubba's
Yeah, I do like both. That's a good pizza. Yeah, they do
Hey, you know what the fucking steak was bad ass to the steak was good. The steak was good

(01:47:33):
They're fried pickles with the bubble sauce
Me I wouldn't even think about it our bubble sauce. Oh, yeah
What's that until you know?
It's like it's like
Cane sauce, but I am not better
Okay
Okay

(01:47:54):
Yeah, I fuck with that bubble sauce with the fried pickles who speaking of which man you need to try that new
breakfast sandwich out that tickle I have so
Waffle chicken waffle and you're kept talking about that big
Man they've been coming in the office in the morning for work room and the whole office was like maple
Oh, I'm so damn hungry. I'm like man every day to come in and they come there were like two of them

(01:48:18):
Here comes my muscles. I'm gonna come around my man. You gotta kill me man. Y'all motherfucking not work here, right?
I'll put the lights out in this part
Shit I want to taste the maple. Yeah. Yeah
I'll fuck with chicken and waffles. Oh, yeah, for real. Yeah. Yeah, maybe come in there walk with you today for breakfast out there
Oh, I never make it in time for bread man. They had a whole smorgasbord in their bacon

(01:48:42):
Ham in it regular a that line is over fucking door. Nobody there. That's crazy. No
Fucking door. I walked right in
We get to egg burritos, you know me walk around paper that Oh went back. We got my tea
You know, I mean that's that morning that I did the track walk yeah and you came through and you were hoarding a fucking burrito

(01:49:03):
No, I was like, yeah, I know there's some good enough for
Man, I'll go I'll stop in there man. Good. Yeah, I mean they're giving that to us cheaper than giving lunch to us
Yeah, what it's gonna for like a dollar, you know, like a dollar fifty seven for two burritos
You mean that's pretty much what I told you just for fries. Yeah, I mean a dollar fifty seven. So

(01:49:24):
Yeah, well we weren't
Today I know did they they charge us really good for a fucking meal. Yeah. Yeah
Really? We really get blessed. Yeah, if you want to pop out a machine, you know thing we can always step off like, you know
Yeah, and it cost us nothing. Yeah. Yeah on the park you go and get a pop out machine
It's gonna be seven bucks easily. So, you know, okay, so, you know, we're first days that yeah

(01:49:47):
And they have that little area where people go in there. Yeah, we got a little cup of cutting back here
Yeah, the vending machines, yeah fucking soda cans are like fucking
Cheap bro, so in that sense it is good man, cuz I wish we could get that same

(01:50:11):
Like I want to go into like one of the restaurants meet you get that same cut, you know
I mean, I took I told you about the pizza. Yeah
I want to try that brisket that barbecue. Yes. Yes
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, what is that fucking place? Every time we pass by the train? It's like old blues. Yeah, that's that's right there
Bye fucking roller. Yep, every time

(01:50:38):
Because you get away for that and then since you come around back father or you get them turkey legs
And you come around a corner chopstick from down there, you know
Stop right there at the station right there and look right across all you see is that picture that frozen Jack and coke

(01:51:00):
Hey, it's fucking cold in there bro do this ice box and there's a fucking ice box
Hey on hot days. I walked past that door gets the cool off. You know, I want
Good y'all got cups
Y'all got
Should be like go in the back. I think we have some in the bag
How long you think they go away from me on the train

(01:51:23):
While you sit up here and it's before they fix the engine, you know, meanwhile, you're a person like
I'll come back. I'll cool. Yeah, I couldn't find him bro. I'm looking right at him
Yeah
Fun time fun times on that on the kitty right there when it's fun times on the kitty. Yes

(01:51:43):
Yeah, I miss it over there man, you know, I mean, uh, I mean sitting up there station about I'm looking down
Well, you got to come by
Everything what's up, man?

(01:52:04):
I
Went from sitting down the you know riding around to now my feet
Like
Like that aren't that aren't the stairs are just ridiculous
So yeah this the stairs and the queue lines for those fucking rides are

(01:52:28):
Ridiculous dog, you know, you got fat people that work in that bitch like me
Yeah, so when they say hey Joey go check the queue lines go help clean up
You know many steps I gotta walk
But you know, I did it and the next day PO on the train, I'll be fucking

(01:52:54):
Training up here, but
Yeah, you ain't gonna fit in. Yeah, I mean, I'll be looking a lot people good thing
I'm being polite, but I'm like really like me go fit in. Yeah
Yeah, like this is the selective group that's up there, you know, man, it's slowly, you know same breaking apart because
People are moving on and at one point we had yo the whole crew

(01:53:18):
Don't worry was lit, you know, man, like fuck. Yeah, we would kick it all day long. Yes
We kick it. Fuck. Yeah, you come out just a president's record during fight this, you know, actually it was fire
Fire
Just good fucking time, but like
I'd look like this a job right that I actually look forward going to yeah, because I like the job

(01:53:42):
But man, I love the people I work with
Shit my mama did the crew that I work with these group of guys
Badass, that's why I kind of hate like right where I'm now where I'm at. Now. I'm just like looking around
I
Mean I can't really relate to none of these people that are right here standing around me. Yeah

(01:54:03):
Like they're all young all young, you know, I'm gonna go back to the training. I'm saying you're on the guy
On my level yeah, we have a good time. Yeah, I'm being on that train, man
You see everything in the park everything everything like everything you see all the guests throughout the whole park
You see you can see team members. They're not doing their job. You see everything. No. Yeah. Oh, yeah

(01:54:29):
Yeah
And you hear everything
Oh, yeah, like anything's going on the park here because you got a radio with you. Yeah, I mean so you hear everything
What's going on?
You know, I mean if there's a ride of this one went down over here the you heard what's going on or why I went down
And you just riding around riding around just riding around me. Well, what wait for that 10 102 to come in

(01:54:50):
Yeah, wait for that 10 102 wait for the ambulance. We can shut this bitch down for a bit
Yeah, man, that's bad I did that for your first day that first day I was like, yeah damn I like this job
Yeah, Mac was walking back to them to the admin office. All right, he was on the train with us when we derailed

(01:55:12):
Yeah, I was
Yeah, I was like what's going on out there? I looked at it, right? I was like, yeah
It's supposed to be that way I shouldn't sit down because
I'm pretty sure right now. Sorry, but yeah, that was that was that was crazy. That was great. That was

(01:55:35):
That was crazy dog look at me like what was that? Oh, yeah, we're done. Oh, yeah. We're done going at the east top
Probably won't be at work for our next couple days
Look it's one thing. I'm what ain't taking that long because we closed that that weekend and yeah, let's open that

(01:55:59):
So two weeks two weeks
Yes, when I brought it back they put the fourth coach on they put the fourth coach on and then I was over there fucking
bucking Bronco, yeah
Fuck out of here
Fuck out of here. I
Was like, are you kidding me? You got me on this day. That is the one thing I hate about over in that that side

(01:56:20):
you don't say in that whole side because
everybody has that
That frontier style, you know, I mean, yeah that cow that Western cowboy, you know, yeah, you know, I mean
It's in everybody's, you know still them. Well, you know, I say you say hi
Like man if I hear one more reference

(01:56:40):
You know, I'm a crash out John Wayne
It's like that there I'll be walking by and I can hear these motherfuckers, I'm bucking Bronco. Yeah
Here we're just looking for my giving that look like I can say it again Matthew again

(01:57:02):
I'll say behind Matthew when I went me and my wife went to go visit the park and he's at bucking Bronco and I'm standing
Behind him and he went out he didn't I was there for like two cycles and then on the third cycle. I was like, yeah
Don't miss this shit, I didn't even get fucking certified on it. I did everything but the certification bill. I'm bucking Bronco

(01:57:26):
Like yeah, I don't want to do this shit. Say my fucking ass home
Train operator dog if I had my car with you, I'd show you man, but it's like yeah, it's hold up man
Yes, I got pointed everywhere on it like it's crazy, yes
The rise bench the certification card

(01:57:47):
You got like the most holes I've seen dog I got a lot it's down there punched all the way through every fucking right in
the park dog
Yeah
I've only been there be come up with tears
But you you would you would think that you would think you would do that Mac is a seasoned veteran
With the amount of work that they got him doing in there

(01:58:11):
So what I what I noticed they rely a lot on you don't yeah, and that's what's up
Yeah, they do because they don't they don't they don't put that kind of work on a lot of people there
Do lots of like
That's just like when they open them through your eyes
You don't mean and they had to have them all cycled off before they collect the public on yo

(01:58:33):
It's like midday, you know I'm saying people were in the park, you know, I'm saying the rides are on everything
That's like a man. How are we gonna do this? Make sure we got this over here. I like look right next a man
I'll go and do it. Yeah. Yeah
That's crazy. I was like, yes
That's always it that's always is Mac here. Oh

(01:58:54):
He's supposed to be on the train today
As soon as somebody asked is Mac there. I already know you're not gonna be on the train today
We need to come over we need to come over this area man, cuz we need help
That's bullshit and then I get over there one day, you know, I mean that's like last one last days I went over there
I'm like

(01:59:14):
Operators up here for you know, the train or MTA. All right, you know, well I go up there and then I get to look around like
They're right. I'm the only operator here
That's
I'm training somebody today. You know, I mean I'm training somebody they thought I had somebody come up there
Give me my third to train and went ahead and train somebody

(01:59:37):
Damn, so Henry's last day was Saturday on Sunday. And then Logan's last day is Sunday. Yeah
Yeah, you're gonna miss he's a jokester prank
Logan's a prankster
Like he's a young and prankster, bro
But he's cool and you can see the difference in like just working the three days like in the weekend compare

(02:00:03):
You know being in like a full week seven day operation
Yes, period because now you're at the point where you're only seeing guys like one day out of the week
Like I didn't see Logan for almost three months before I got off the train, you know, I mean like where the hell Logan
Yeah, I do. You know me. I hardly see Adi, you know mean like even when I'm there. I better even see Adi
Yeah, so odd is this guy that's worked there for 27 years 20-something years man. He's in the train

(02:00:29):
He's gonna that drove gratitude. Yeah the train. Yes
Yeah
He's the only one that
Is on the train that was around when the train the park was running two trains at once now
I actually sat up in there and Greta and messed around with the throttle
It's it's truly a dead man throttle, but it's in ford and reverse to

(02:00:50):
Like you pull back and you got a slide over I'll come back now in reverse
Yeah, this one's just flip flip flip flip flip. You can push forward. You can pull back you can pull to the sides
Oh shit. I don't know what the side does. Oh
Shit
Why that's on there, but you know, that's crazy before and back with that thing
And when you know, it's a dead man throw so like if you let go it's kicked all the way back neutral

(02:01:11):
It's top of the train. So you gotta constantly apply to pressure to move it around the track. Yeah
Texas that is a steam engine
Yes, huh? It's smaller. It's smaller. I when I was up there. I looked at it
I mean, I seen it sitting there on the track. I'm like, this looks more than for some reason Sam Sam raises
Yeah, he was over there over Texas. Yeah, and he's talking like he was working over there. No, he went to go visit

(02:01:36):
Yeah, the week after he got certified on train and he was kidding. He's so he was talking to the guys
And they were they asked him like hey you work over there on the train and he was like, yeah
I'm an engineer
Assertive in training with that

(02:01:57):
They plunked engineer some wrong I looked at him I was like, bro, why you like we
Don't get a lot of kicky bro shit. Just say you work on the train, bro. You ain't no fucking anyways
He cool guy, right?
But uh, he said uh that those guys over there like we feel bad for you. You have a diesel engine or just steam

(02:02:18):
yeah, and they got it and they got a constantly put heat in there and
So something in there would burn wood coal whatever you're doing to produce that you mean, yeah, I'm not gonna you know
If it's something was to go wrong and that boiler with the over over, you know
Overheat, you know saying where it can't release pressure and that thing explode come but you're sitting right there in that engine combustion

(02:02:42):
We're sitting right there. You know, I mean like I wouldn't want that. I'd rather run it off diesel
Mm-hmm. We're good. We're good right now. Yeah, I'm very good. I run all day long with that thing
I mean miss kitty shit and you know
I mean like there'll be the will be the only part and you know that I know of that
Will be operating with two fully functioning train. That'd be at one time fucking wait for that

(02:03:04):
That's one reason why I don't want to leave right? I want to see it. I want to see it
But I also want to work it, you know, but I need to let you know, but we're talking like maybe a whole nother year
I know I know I know cuz you think you got that and you got the I
Don't even know when that contract coming back, you know, I mean they got the contract

(02:03:25):
But I don't even know who's coming back to slap together. That was the engine in there have to go in it before the hydraulics
Yeah, there's so much hype and shit. Oh, it's like it's like four months ago. We're like, oh, yeah
We thought we thought we were all right. Yes. Yeah, that's why I was the impression. I got we don't get the right fist, but
I
Do it one time. That's gonna be crazy. Yeah, choo-choo motherfuckers. Choo-choo choo-choo

(02:03:51):
That's bad. They do like man
Do I really want to hang out that long the way just to speak cuz I mean I'm thinking that I might have to open
That new new joint, you know, I mean
Yeah, three like yeah, but do I really want to sit around for you know, yeah
Wait shit you you want to go you want to go?
Do tormentor, don't you? Yeah, I'm

(02:04:14):
Trying to go up you trying to go
Go test right there. Yeah, I saw that fucking video
I like okay when they when they unveiled the train of tormentor. Yeah, and
That tracks wide and Jeffrey was talking about it. Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty fucking cool
Hey fucking people on a train dog. Yeah. God damn

(02:04:35):
That's wild moving three rows
Three rows, I think it's 70 mile an hour 80 mile an hour. It's a wide eight person
Like three fucking family. We've got two loops in it tormentor. Yeah, it's a furry hunter some feet tall with two loops in it
Yeah, it's a dive coaster. It's a gigadive. Yeah, they call it gigadive because the it's inverted

(02:05:01):
Right the height of it. Yeah, it's it's it's a new road coaster. They're doing in over Texas
Cut tormentor. Yeah, it's gonna be something else. I'm gonna be a hair turner. No, it's definitely gonna draw some people in there
Absolutely. Absolutely. And then we're getting a new coaster too, but it's not anything like tormentor
No, but we're gonna we're gonna turn some heads. Yeah, we got that. I mean we got the best part

(02:05:25):
I think I got all the six-pack sparks like in the US. We got the best one. That's right here
Yeah, we got the best way
It's not spread out everything. It's right there. I mean, yeah
Yeah, and our theming is just out this world. So it is dude. Yeah, it is
I think I think the the team there goes above and beyond when it comes to like trying to provide that that specific

(02:05:48):
Special, you know entertainment, you know playing for guests when they come in
Yeah, forget to have fun, you know mean and stuff like that. I think it's set up just right for that
It is it is and one of the I mean one of the most magical nights is 4th of July
Like bro, are you kidding 360-degree firework show is
Fireworks off we light them off from one spot usually on you know, every every Saturday during the summer and

(02:06:14):
When the 4th of July comes well
I will start out
Lighting off from that spot put on a firework show and then I'll send the
360-degree kicks in and they're lighting them off all the way across the camp the quarry all the way around the top of it and
It looks like it's just a light show. Just do you can turn around in the circle in there?
What I say is the one of the most amazing fucking firework shows I've ever seen in my life bro, I mean it

(02:06:37):
It was crazy. I was like I was in all bro. It like I was turning around
We're at the station yeah, and you told me check this shit out
Yeah, and I was like, all right, so fireworks and shit all of a sudden
I'm like, what the fuck do fireworks all around you just fucking it was great
One of the coolest you can see videos of it on YouTube. Yeah, it is. What a cool issues. I've ever seen

(02:07:02):
Yeah, it was and I had just started I was there like that was like my fucking second. We know. Yeah
Yeah, that was a day
The third individual exited out fake, right
Who do it better that that left? Oh, oh, yes
Yeah, hold up. Okay. That was the day. Yeah, that was a day

(02:07:26):
Yeah, that was a day by bitch
Bye
Bye, Felicia
That was a day. He walked out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but uh shit man. We've been going for a while dog shit
Been talking some good shit. Yeah, definitely gotta get you out. Try some of this good good. Definitely
I'm definitely I want to experience everything intended to me. Like I said, you know, I wouldn't be out here to now

(02:07:49):
Yeah, come up on two years. Yes start the food first. There was food. Yeah. Yeah
Sorry food in there. Yeah
Once you get the food smiles on everything falls in
I
Don't know everything falls in a place what you know, well at least you have the food like down

(02:08:19):
Eat the food you get hammered down and you know
Yeah
Yeah, yeah
Really good conversation that we have. Yeah. I mean that's fun. Definitely definitely worth chopping it up. You know, I mean
Yeah, and I mean there's it's probably mean one thing we could have talked about but

(02:08:43):
Yeah, yeah, but uh, definitely good man, I'd like to have you back dog
I
Know you got a trip coming this weekend man be safe on the road. Yeah, enjoy the football game
Go by watching your bike. He's getting there

(02:09:06):
Now come to the point where I'm at this game be thinking about there was a whole time
Yeah, we're losing I'm like I gotta hear this shit man when I get back it's on the middle of the game
I'm gonna upload a clip of this shit
Hey Mac, remember when I said the Viking gonna do the Cowboys

(02:09:32):
Well, yeah, man
Be safe on the road this weekend, bro. Yeah, definitely. I'll catch you at work when you come back for sure
Don't worry about it. I'll hold it down. Yeah. Yeah, you definitely got
Hopefully don't rain on you guys
Hey, I've done my share of panel walk

(02:09:54):
It's not well, it's more than the walk because you know when you get back somebody got in that track
Oh
And that's why I love being panel in the rain. Exactly. I don't gotta get my
Hey, the first thing I'm gonna do fly. I know that I know I'm higher got to paint a track
So first thing I'm gonna do when I get back on the track Walker, I'm starting you

(02:10:16):
So real quick before we leave, you know, so Eric is oh don't get me started I do that
That's a whole nother topic
I knew we're gonna have to send a track, right?
Eric always starts out in the bag. Tell me why the fuck he was my fireman dog

(02:10:37):
We got stalled out at the Joker
Eric had to get out. Have you ever seen him send the track dog? Yeah, he don't have a sense, right?
He don't know how because he's never done it. I
Said Eric, what are you doing? I'm sending. No, you're not
Well, are you kidding me right now? He barely put anything on it already put in there. He's like, okay, I think we're good

(02:10:58):
I'm like, oh my god. Yeah, Justin came through with the maintenance and he's like that. Give me some cups. I was like
Why don't I get stuck with it?
I was stuck in the station waiting for the train to come back like what's taking the train so long on the test cycle dog
Yeah, that's like oh, yeah, it would somebody gave me Erica front
Maybe it's because they knew the Vikings were gonna suck. I think I didn't put him up front man. I wasn't I was

(02:11:23):
Training so I think it was Logan or Henry Henry was supposed to be a
But anyone to get better because I think he knew too that we're gonna stall out. Yeah, he didn't want to get off the track
It's a playing game

(02:11:53):
Man appreciate you coming on man. No thing
Yeah, I can't believe you haven't a good food but we're gonna get you there so yeah, I'm looking forward to it
That's it man you want close it out

(02:12:13):
Stop recording. Oh, I don't know why maybe I run out of space, but I got like three gig terabytes on there
With the phones man, then you get a terabyte by another terabyte. Hey, that's the operating system
But the gimmick man
Shit, but uh Mac appreciate you coming out Joe another episode down

(02:12:36):
and
Man be kind to each other man, and we'll see y'all in the next one

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