Reel Thrills: Dive into 'TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE' (1974)

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Episode Transcript

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Music.

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Screen i'm your host robin bagayoko
oh my god guys guys guys
it's been a while it's been
a very long time since i've
seen your smile you know how the hell are we gonna see
people smiling or even whatever as you

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can hear there's a noise in the background yeah i'm just here i'm trying to
get some money that's all i'm here for that you guys it's got your breath your
breath that you guys is my co-host remember how i was doing this a lot.

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I have a co-host scott do you want to tell them about yourself this is my brother
you guys this This will be my co-host from now on.
This is my brother, Scott Russell.
Yeah, I was selected as a last resort.
So, you know, yeah, I'm very happy to be here, I guess. Yeah, happy to have you.

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Anywho, so today, since this is the comeback, don't call it a comeback,
but we're going to be doing the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Right it's been a minute and there's a whole
new spin to how we gonna do it so on top of me having
a co-host scott right here we will also be putting up i think we were already

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doing it where we're putting up four movies for you guys to select from which
will be available on instagram on the story line whatever you want to call that
thing that comes up and then it goes away in 24 hours that you can poll you can vote on.
Back up so i can talk oh my god wait so what you mean four movies i thought okay so,

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they're gonna select from four movies that
we're going to post on instagram it's gonna be on the storyline
and they just select whichever one
they want to see next i'm gonna give you guys the four movies at
the end of this recording like you know when we're done doing
what we do wait you posted it on an instagram
it's gonna be on it can you can you can you not

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can you not be one of those back back up so it's
gonna be on instagram and you guys can go
ahead and select but
i'm not gonna tell you what day is this gonna be up there so make sure you follow
us on instagram so that way you'll be aware of when it's available in our story
so that if you want to vote guess what you gotta follow okay wait back up so

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how do that how how does people do people like um.
Select you know what movie they're gonna
watch next how are you gonna know like the i'll see it on the poll oh so the
one that gets the most likes yes the one that gets voted for that's how it works
why why why are you being slow ask your questions okay all right okay you guys.

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Okay so texas chainsaw
massacre okay that's what we're doing today and i
like to give them a rundown scott on you know
what the let me just scoot this this way
the different kinds of places where
they can watch it okay so if you want to watch along

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with us or watch before you listen to this recording it's always
up to you you know what i'm saying so this is
the texas chainsaw massacre that came out in 1974 yeah
we went way back we went real old school with it it
has a runtime of an hour and 23 minutes it is
available for free viewing on 2b 2b

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is free free free free you don't have to pay anything
for 2b so yeah if you're on a budget if you're
on a budget like myself you know that's here trying to
make if you broke like scott
so to be for the
free peacock for the
free but you're going to pay a subscription for peacock so to

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be your best bet right about now it's also pluto tv
if you got that it's it's for the free and when
i say free i mean you don't have to rent it because you know even though you're
subscribing to some of these like amazon and stuff you still gotta pay so when
i say free it means if you have the subscription except for 2b which is free
without a subscription you can still watch it for free so plex ruku amazon prime.

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Free free free it says youtube prime time but who who knows okay,
Or if you're a big fan, just get the DVD, you know.
Yeah, you can also buy the DVD wherever the hell. Okay, Google Play, it's $2.99.
Fandango, $2.99. Apple TV, $3.99.

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So if you feel like you don't like things for free and you want to pay,
there you go. There are your options. Okay?
So, Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Oh my gosh, you guys.
This movie right here was the i
understand it's oh so ain't nobody
doing nothing like what they were doing in this movie because we've learned our

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lesson basically these these new horror movies
trying to act like they learned their lesson so this is
way back wait wait i'm confused basically they were
doing a whole bunch of dumb shit in this movie they
were doing a whole bunch of dumb shit but we'll talk about it
as we go oh you mean the characters yes and this
is not just your typical horror movie because

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this was this a psychotic family that lives
somewhere so it's not a spiritual thing
you won't have to go watch spongebob afterwards this will never happen to you
okay so yeah ratings you know i like to talk about the imdb rating this one
has a 7.4 you guys remember when i say it's over a six especially when it's

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a seven and then if it's This one's the 7.4,
so it is really good. It's good. It was really good.
Rotten Tomatoes gave it an 89%, and Metacritic gave it a 91% on their rating scale.
You know, I don't like them people that rate movies. I really don't like, you know.

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Well, this is not your soapbox, and we do not care. All right. So moving right along.
Wait, you're going to play the movie now? Yeah, so we're going to go back. Hold on.
Oh, I almost forgot. I also tell you guys about the main characters that are in the show.
So main cast members and these people, this was 74.

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So, you know, they kind of really old right now.
They're probably in the, you know, 60s.
Pushing up daisies. So we have Marilyn Burns and she plays Sally.
We have Gunnar Hansen, and he plays Leatherface.
We have Edwin Neal as the Hitchhiker.

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Terry McMean as Pam.
Jim Sato, short, as Dayton Sawyer.
Paul A. Parton as Franklin Artesty.
Ellen Denziger. Yeah, these white people got some stupid ass.

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As Jerry. And William Vale as Kirk.
Those are our main characters, so we're just going to name those ones,
okay? If you want to look at the cast members.
Yeah, or get the right pronunciation of the names. Or get the right pronunciation of the names. Google it.
G-O-O. All right, Robin. Everybody knows what it's spelled.

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Everybody knows what it's spelled, Google, nowadays. so
scott was just let me know that basically leatherface
was based on the serial killer ed game ed game okay look at this learning because
i did not have a clue about that so that's very interesting and once again you

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can get on google and learn about
ed game if you don't know who that is he was a terrible piece of crap.
He was well he wasn't the worst because i
mean there's there's been worse yeah but he
was just psycho and i think he was just like a lonely person
you know because oh but what
happened i forgot but i think his mother died and he kept her body and then

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uh he dug up some graves knives and he would use the um the bones and you know
skin to make uh like furniture and uh,
you know household items so yeah
that's that's who the you know that move
you know texas chainsaw masker is um really big

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oh makes sense also uh
what's it called um you know psycho is
based on edgang too yeah ah interesting
because you know he got a thing for with his mother like he really i think um
he was christian and his mother used to say like don't go talk to girls or something

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they don't i don't know but yeah maybe i'm just google it yeah google so once again that's g o o Oh,
you know,
in the beginning of the movie, you would hear this sound.
That was Ed Gein's favorite sound. That's how they put it in the movie.

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Scott, please, okay? But in the beginning of the movie, they're doing a flashing
thing where they're making this sound while they're showing.
What's this? Decomposition. We've seen a lot of decomposed. Body. Carp. Carpifices.
So that's, that's, that's what's happening in the beginning.

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Okay.
So. This is how you know these carp and some bull shit. Okay.
Cause these teeth were looking real good. We would, we were literally me and
my, me and Scott locked it. Like, damn, they got some pretty ass teeth.
I was like, nah, Yeah, no more because they used to brush their teeth.
They used to brush their teeth. Oh, the way you don't get killed by leather

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faces, you don't brush your teeth.
You got you some jacked up, some yuck mouth.
You'll be all right. You'll be all right. Because apparently all these scarves
had some pretty ass teeth.
Yeah, if you got some good 32s. Is it 32s? Is it?
Yeah, it's 32s. 32s? Okay, yeah. If you have all 32 looking real nice,

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you know. Curly white. Yeah.
Watch your ass. watch your ass oh there okay so there's a news report that's
happening that's talking about grave robbery and yeah what what you had to say
scott i think in the 1970s like that was a thing.
Because people used to break break your arm you know dig up like graves steal

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like gold teeth and and shit like that right and some people would you know
steal skulls and stuff you know to sell them. Oh, I'm not aware.
Yeah, people used to do that. So, yeah, they're talking about grave robbing right now.
In the beginning of the, you know... The movie? Yeah. So they're talking about...

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There's a news report talking about people... Something about robbing graves.
Yeah, and I think it's just common in Texas. Yeah, so if you live in Texas, you know...
I know you people don't got shit to do. so i guess that's a fun sport oh my god yeah good,

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okay so we're at the beginning of the movie where we are introduced to the main
characters who are riding around in the scooby-doo what is this a scooby-doo mystery van,
some some van people in the 70s yeah that they're like driving around.

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Yeah and what what were you gonna talk about okay so i don't get this part did
this guy get out of the van right and he's gonna take a piss but he's pissing
in a bottle even though they're surrounded by bushes that's what i'm saying
what the fuck he's just put his penis to the side,
Robin, you can't just piss right there. What are you doing? I don't know how

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penises work. Apparently you can tell I don't have a penis.
So I don't know how it works. No, you put yours to the side.
So either way.
Oh my God. Who the fuck was that?
Yeah. I don't know. he decided to

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pee in a can i want to
say it was a can of what kind of
can was this guy i'm just playing it doesn't matter but yeah
he just he they're surrounded they're surrounded by bushes but
he's peeing in a can is that is that your concern at
the moment yeah it does make sense i don't get it
it does not make sense you're absolutely right all right

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shit so while he's
over here taking the piss in the can a truck goes
by and some debris comes off the truck and startles one of them that shot the
other one that was taking the piss how is a truck passing by we watched it 15

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times and we don't even know how the whole situation occurred and And it was very unnecessary,
too, because why did y'all even put that in there? Because him rolling.
OK, so he fell out. You know what I think? You know what I think?
I think I think this is what happened.
The truck passed by and they threw out some shit at me or something. I don't think so.

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I think it was just some debris from the back of the truck.
Well, if it looks like if you people, you know, if somebody knows what it threw
out, you know, what you think, what you think it is. Yeah.
Comment in the reviews. Leave a comment.
We'll read it or go on Instagram and we're going to post something relating to this movie.

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And y'all can choose to comment on there because we don't know.
We don't know. But either way, it startles everybody.
And the one that was taking the piss, he is. Oh, he's a paraplegic.
We probably should have mentioned that right yeah he's a paraplegic did you
know that scott you knew that big word yeah i know what paraplegic is okay i
mean that's people that are in wheelchairs it mean you can't piss around the waist.

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It means you gotta piss in the can't so either
way he's a paraplegic and he
got started so he was he kind of
got tripped up and got to rolling down the hill out of
the wheelchair it's a sad sight to see Texas Dreams
of a Massacre 1974 so based on

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conspiracy theory in this movie Saturn is
in retrograde and that's probably why shit
is going down or it's about to go
down cause Saturn is in
retrograde what would what don't ask me
what that means i have no idea was that what you're gonna
ask me okay save your breath i don't know wait wait

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wait wait wait one one second so is she saying like it's it's kind of bad luck
is that yeah when saturn and listen don't hold me i don't know okay i have no
clue i'm talking shit but i believe that when they say saturn is in retrograde
that means the The world,
it's just, it's just, it's just a really fucked up time.

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Shit is, shit is, shit is shitty.
Stuff is not going the way it's supposed to go, is what I'm assuming.
Put that in the comments too. Let me know what's up.
Alright, so, um, they're going to the, um, the, uh, gravesite, right?
Yeah. Are they going to, they're going to the gravesite, right?

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That's why I would, why don't you let me keep going? Okay, alright, go ahead.
Okay, um, so, you got this guy, you know, just talking to himself,
uh. A drunkie? Yeah, a drunkie. A drunk old man?
Yeah, that's just, uh, uh.
A typical person from texas you know.

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And and there go all our texas listeners it was good having you guys yeah appreciate
you for stopping by yeah if you if you dig graves you know dig up graves make
furniture with uh with skeletons and shit like that yeah you chose to text it and that's all,
all right but either way it's this old man on the
ground he's drunk reminds me of my dad in jamaica we ain't

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gonna get into all that but either way he's on the ground talking about
they what do you say this i
don't know such a bunch of drunk bull mess
okay because they did pull up to a grave site so oh he talking about how he
sees things oh yeah he sees things uh-huh child we don't know all right some

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garbage okay so we do apologize because we don't know what was the reason for
them Did you know what was the reason for them stopping at the gravesite?
She went to go visit her granddad's grave, I believe. Ah, because it was dug up.
Yeah, I believe so. Ah, interesting. Okay. Yeah. Okay. So now they're back on the road. Yeah.

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The raggedy-ass man. Don't forget about that raggedy-ass man.
And they just smell some stench.
They start to smell a stench. Yeah. Yeah, if you're driving and you reach a
state that, you know, there's a strong stench, yeah, you're in Texas, pretty much.
Scott, can we hear Texas listeners? Come on back, please. Hear me out.

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Scott is an idiot, okay? Either way, they're in the van, they're driving,
and they're coming upon a stench.
And they are passing a slaughterhouse all
that old rotten cow meat you
know it's an old slaughterhouse i'm pretty sure they had left some meat
they come upon a slaughterhouse ain't that what they come up on yeah so that's

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what they're smelling is the stench of the slaughterhouse yeah not because it's
texas texans please come back we love you go ahead so franklin's over here talking about how,
cows get slaughtered you know i'm saying it's pretty it's pretty terrible and,
the women in the dead are like oh please stop please please frankly please i

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like me please stop it please frankly no she she told about she she said she knew like she likes to,
Oh, that's what she said. That's what she said. She was like,
please, Franklin, please.
Yeah, Texas. 1974. Yeah, 1974 accent, you know. Please, Franklin.
Anyways. So now they're coming up on the hitchhiker. Yeah.

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No, no, no. Before they even, you know, get close to him. Oh,
there goes the hitchhiker. Should we pick him up?
No, no. She said something else. she said is it
should we pick him up or we should pick him up right we
should pick him yeah no you drive
past the person check him out first and then

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you know turn back if you know and the person looks good you
know okay and this is where we come upon our hitchhike
pickup scale right scott yeah so we're
gonna introduce to you in this segment of the movie
after audio the hitchhike pickup scale
the hitchhiker pickup scale hitchhiker pickup
scale because plenty of horror movies tend

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to have a hitchhiker so either
way in this specific movie what would you rate this okay so the ratings go from
how how the rate you made the scale so what is the rating all right the ratings
is um hell no we're not gonna pick up that motherfucker that's zero we're gonna
drive Fast, I don't know if I could. Right.

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Oh, yeah, he's a decent person, you know. Let's pick him up.
That's 10. Maybe he will live. Maybe he will be all right. Yeah.
You know, I'm not sure if anybody, you know, watched the movie The Hitcher.
But, yeah, I'd pick up that guy. He looks like a decent guy.
So, you know, he dressed nice.
He had on his, what's it called, his trench coat, you know.

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I trust people with trench coats on. So yeah, I'd pick him up.
He looked like a decent person.
But this motherfucker got blood on his face.
He's extremely skinny, you know, like he's never eaten in days. No.
Anytime you pick up somebody that's extremely skinny, the first thing they're

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going to come into your car and ask is food.
No, we don't share, you know. So, yeah, you're going to drive past that person.
But, yeah, he's rated as extremely, you know, he's rated extremely low.
So you're going to drive past that person. and pray that
god helps them and helps them pray that

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because we couldn't
do it we couldn't do it so we're gonna pray that god
will help them out okay pray that god no you're
gonna hope he pass out somewhere and die
and died some bitch so
the only one name that i don't write out is fraglin because

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i think terry is the one she was like
no he looks weird no don't don't pick
him up he looks weird one of the girls yeah yes
but they went down to pick them up he came into the
van didn't they didn't even um ask him questions like
where are you going just you know come on
in what's your name that guy just popped into

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the car popped into the car like a kraken like
a kraken like he looks like yeah and then franklin gonna
say i think we just picked up dracula yeah they instantly like
regretted you know picking him up so because he
has blood all over him either way
messed up mouth it's it's their funeral
yeah he didn't brush his teeth he did not brush his teeth he's missing he's

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missing a few teeth you know who child so they're over here talking with the
psychopath and he pulls He pulls out a bunch, because he's talking about slaughtering cows.
And he pulls out photos to show them from what looks like a taxidermied, what is that, a fox?

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What is that little thing around his neck? I don't know.
You said it looked like a fox or a squirrel or something. It looks like a fox
or a squirrel or something. He taxidermied it, and he's using it as a wallet.
And this man is still in the car.
He's still in the dead bed, yo. Just so you're aware, he's still in the bed. But wait a minute.
So didn't people used to use animals like make handbags and stuff like that? But not like that.

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Oh. I'm pretty sure he did not do the proper cleaning and all this extra stuff. Look at him.
I'm pretty sure he didn't do the necessary things that you need to do to wear,
you know, use the animal skin and all this good stuff.
But either way, he's showing them pictures of all of that.
He pulled out his... Of slaughtering animals. animals and pull it out of his taxidermy fox wallet.

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And talking about fucking head cheese. And talking about head cheese.
Please also put in the comments if you know what head cheese is.
Yeah, if you know what head cheese is, you're pretty much a psychopath. So, yeah.
Because what the hell is head cheese?
Last time I went in the store, I was looking for head cheese.
Couldn't find it. So, I don't know what the hell he's talking about. Child.

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Then again, head cheese could be like some good-ass cheese. I don't know. No. No. No.
So yeah they still have the psycho in the car he's still in the car we about
about 15 minutes in yeah and he's still in the he's still he's still in the
car y'all they still ain't pushed his ass out yet two guys and he still didn't
have this ass a lot of damn car right and then he decides.

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To take the knife because franklin was playing with a knife he took
the knife and cut himself and he's
still in the car i'm just saying did you
have something to say about that scott did i
hmm no not
really so this idiot

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decides to make a what is
that like a makeshift gut bomb thing because he had some bum yeah wait before
he did that he cut franklin no he debated first and then oh oh oh yeah yeah
So he made it, and then he cut Frank.

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I guess to him it's a distraction device or something to distract people. I don't know. Sure.
Either way. Yeah. Then they finally kicked his ass out. Yeah. Finally.
Yeah, after you get cut, and, you know, that's what tell them to kick him out.
And as they slowly rolled away from the car, from him, because they kicked him

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out, and he started kicking at the van.
Putting his blood all over the van. Putting his butt all over the van.
They're driving slow as hell. They're driving at about, what do you want to
say, Scott? I'm going to say 10, maybe two miles per hour.
Yeah, two miles per hour. They were driving at about two miles per hour. Mm-hmm.
And he's just running alongside the damn van.

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Yeah, frailing and, you know. Sticking out his tongue, doing all this shit. Making faces.
Making faces. Because he probably could have got back in the goddamn van.
How slow they were when they were driving but this is a this van look like it
go to from zero to 60 in like what about three days.

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Okay good so they did like what they typically do in scary movies which is what's got,
put the gas station the shitty gas station a lonely gas
station yeah that has that has one gas pump
no no no that has a guy looking up at
the sun burning his burning the.

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Shit out of his uh pupils and this
one lonely ass gas station because you
know there's always hey you know something the
gas station is a gulf gas station they
only got one pump they don't gulf gas
stations those are like they don't they don't have gulf

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gas stations around are you deaf are you
deaf are you deaf they do you got one right over there
but oh you guys no yes gulf
gas stations are still around oh literally when we
this is a podcast we're not gonna talk
about today's stupid stuff okay sure okay so
all right so they

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they're still at the gulf gas station and like
they're out of gas right i'm promoting
electric cars nowadays days because back in

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1974 there was
no there was no electric car scott oh okay but
it you said okay what i
continue no but
like in every every like horror movies
i believe the run of the gas often in

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the horror movies right they tend to yeah and this.
Is what i wanted to tell scott so okay in okay
if you guys are true blue laugh while.
You scream fans hey how you doing and welcome back okay there
is a time when i reviewed the movie speak
no evil and it came out in 2022 right

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and they are remaking it in this year of 2024 right and in the movie that came
out in 2022 what i don't know what are we making it in the movie we're not gonna
get into that can Can you keep that to yourself?
So basically, they had an old piece of car in that movie.

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It was kind of the people. Oh, wait, no, no. The people that they went to go
spend some time with had an old car.
But they had a newer, what was it, a Volvo? I forget. I don't know.
I think it was, I think both of them had it. I want to say they had a new Volvo.
But either way, they ran out of gas.
They ran out of gas. And that's how, when they were trying to leave, they ran out of gas.

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Spoiler alert for that movie. Spoiler alert for this movie as well.
It's way too late. Too bad, so sad. But either way, they ran out of gas.
And that's how they ended up getting effed in the A, okay? And then in the remake
of the movie, they're driving a Tesla.
And these people are still in the rural area, so where in the hell you go find

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a charger after charging a fucking Tesla?
So that's how they probably got fucked again. They probably went to a public charger.
You got to sit your ass there for a moment to charge that shit.
Y'all go watch the movie. We'll see how it goes. I don't recommend that too much.
That movie, look over there. yeah at this particular gas station he said he

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was out of gas at a gas station,
all right was it a belf again it's a golf wait in the see no evil oh no no i'm
talking about this no i don't know what kind of gas station oh okay yeah i think
i'll look that up all right,
leave in the comments thank you,
so basically crazy dude that they kicked out of that had wrote something with

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his blood on the van he didn't write no robin i don't think that's any like
some kind of song or something it was like something he wrote he tried to do
something on there and mind you when they were at this gas station there was
a guy that was washing the windows.
And, yeah, I think it was just washing windows. That's why he didn't try to wash that off.

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But, yeah, Franklin was like, do you think I said something that made him mad?
Do you think that's why he doesn't want to cut my hair, girl?
No, no, no. Talk about some.
No, talk about some. Oh, what he said, like, oh, you must have to have,
like, some real mental, you know. Yes.

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Issues to cut yourself or some shit. like that
who the hell cares oh my god
man as soon as they kicked that
guy out of the car they should have ran him over like reversed and
you know robin that's too
nice sometimes you gotta be mean and they
were too nice they were way too nice see this is

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why scared boobies as it goes along they learned
they met they getting a little meaner as time goes by they know they
they learned it once how are they gonna learn robin if they're dead what
what the hell are you talking about people are learning okay people
are like how about you oh i forget
the music they're
listening and when when they're when they're driving around the

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music that they're listening to in the car who the fuck listens to that kind
of music like it's the oldie but goodies guy robin you know you got a ton of
better music to listen to back in the day they're listening to the worst of the worst.
When Psycho was in the car. You heard that song?

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Oh, yes. What the fuck was that? Go back a little bit.
No, we're moving forward. But either way, try this movie here. Alright, go ahead.
It has a very, what would you say, special music selection? Yeah, sure.

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So, they pulled up to a very old, very dilapidated house.
You know that word? I'm going to try to put words in this.
I know my words, child.
So, I'm talking about greenery growing outside and inside.
Okay, that's how old the house is. They pulled up to this house.

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The only time you pull up to a house like this is if you got a wrecking ball,
you know, machine. I mean, it's something to tear it down.
This house is just trash.
They're coming here to frolic. I don't know what the hell is so...
All right, you use the word I don't know. You don't know what frolic is.

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What does frolic mean?
Frolic, by Webster's definition, I'm just playing. Basically,
they'll just play around and run around the damn house.
That's all they were doing. They just came inside to run up and down and play around.
I don't even understand the point of stopping at this damn house.
So then they come to this shitty ass house to frolic.

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And you got so many better... Everywhere else is better than this shit house.
Hey, this is where they want to come frolic at. This is where they're frolicking at. Oh my god.
So while everybody's inside frolicking.

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They left franklin's ass outside because he
wanted to look at the the blood mark on the
on the van and try to think about it and
figure it out and do science and you know try to
see what it's all about so they left his ass out there by
the van while they went inside now he's trying to come inside the
house and franklin is what what's got
a paraplegic so it is extremely difficult

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he's having the hardest of times yeah just
to get through the door just to get through the doorway this house
was not built handicapped friendly yeah i didn't have
the um the the what's it called um ramps yeah
the the handicapped ramp
no handicapped ramps no elevators nothing so whoever left the house was just

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extremely inconsiderate so like yeah you know yes they said wait did he say
this This was his granddad's home? Yes. Oh, okay. Or somebody.
Well, Franklin's granddad extremely didn't like his ass because first he left
in this shitty ass house and then it didn't have, you know, his granddad knew he was a paraplegic.

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And then he... Did not make it, had to get accessible, okay? Mm-hmm.
So... Right. So he is struggling to get even through the doorway. Thank you.
All right. Frankly, it is so pissed off, y'all. It's just so loud.
Anyway, that's not fair.

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Basically, after, what are their names? What's this one's name?
I'm just calling Blondie a guy. Jeff, Jerry.
Jerry, their names are right here. So Jerry and Pam came down the steps.
And they talking about, isn't there a swimming hole around here?
Now, one thing I can say about these people in these horror movies,
they love to find them a swimming hole.

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Yeah to dying to die it that's
right let's believe they've done good coming out
of a swimming hole but either way they about to go
to the swimming hole but wait aren't you gonna talk about franklin robin because
look i think everybody else is having fun and shit everybody's frolicking yeah
except for frankly who was having a very terrible time in this non-handicapped accessible

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house yeah i think franklin should have made
um friends with some more paraplegics so
you know that's right yeah because everybody
else is running around fast as hell and shit you know
and going to swimming holes or that that's
what you call it yeah i don't know

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how franklin's going swimming that wheelchair but you know yeah
all right oh
yeah yeah at yes at at one of the doorways franklin sees some bones we don't
know what these bones are one of them look like it may be a bird it may be a
plane it looked like a dead hawk or something and then on top it looked like

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Like, they put one as, like, a shingle,
a couple of bones up on the top of the doorway as well.
Very interesting. Bones are never good news, you guys. Wait,
wait, wait. You think, like...
You think, uh, the, this crazy family, I shouldn't mention the crazy family. What crazy family?

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Oh, no, we can't jump that far, Scott. Okay. All right. We're getting to it.
Don't get to it. Okay. All right. So forget it. Forget it. Okay. Let's let, let me not.
Remember this part so you can then talk about the crazy family.
Okay. So either way, they about to go down some water hole.
Oh yeah the lion king the water

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hole the lion king with the water hole okay
so on the way to the water hole the
swimming hole the lake these two decided to veer away from the path like they
love to do in horror movies plenty of times they will veer away from the path
that they're told to go and these two did just that and decided to go to a house

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that they saw off in the distance,
and they heard a motor running so they figured maybe somebody's at
home so of course they're gonna knock on the door and do the typical white people
thing then the typical people in horror movie thing hello anybody home now let
us let us review our horror movie is there anybody ever at home Scott that says they're at home.

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Typically when this happens is there anybody at home when you say hello do you ever get an answer back,
no the answer is no Scott oh I mean 50-50 I'm going to say 50-50 50-50 my ass,
50-50 my ass you know what it's called,

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don't think it's 50 50 because i don't think it's 50 50 no
remembering um in jeepers creepers in in dreamers creepers and that they knocked
on the door and um that old old ass lady came to the door the cat lady okay
okay okay yeah and a couple movies robin people normally come to the door but
you know when when the people come this is what you should have said though,

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when these people come to the door it's always some creepy old person or some
you know yeah Basically, you never want anybody to really respond to you.
Yeah, just don't knock on the door. Just get the phone.
Yeah, just keep on your path. And, you know, just... Don't approach the door at all.
Yeah, don't approach doors in horror movies. Okay, so there was a teeth.

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Where did the teeth fall from?
Where did the tooth? I'm sorry. It was a singular tooth. He saw it in front
of the door. So he saw it in front of the door.
We're talking about, I think his name is Kirk.
He saw it in front of the door and he hands it to Pam.
Put it in her hand she wasn't paying attention and you
know god said to through pam god said let's go

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yeah god god gave her
that message wait so pam was the one pam was the one who saw the hitchhiker
saw the weirdo yeah it was like pick him up pam keeps giving them these messages
listen to pam hallelujah that's what you need to do amen yeah and they keep not listening pam told

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him not to pick up the hitchhiker that shit didn't go right let's go
yeah and we about to figure out what had
happened after that okay basically let's just say he didn't take her he didn't
take her message okay he didn't take that message god sent that message through
her and he completely ignored it yeah shout out to all the pams because when
god kissed it the devil missed it okay shout out to all the pets also shout

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out to all the pets pamela greer.
All the pets yeah and pam and pam in this movie
need to go find some different friends because these these ones need to find
some different some paraplegic friends too because they left his ass yeah but
go have some some able-bodied people fun and left this paraplegic ass in the

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damn house okay yeah probably still stuck at the door still stuck in the damn door looking at the
bone yes so basically
kirk made my head hurt okay kirk
made my head hurt because pam said
she said let's go he still decided to knock on the door then the door opens

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he decides to open the door and proceed to enter into the house there's cow
skin hanging yeah any yeah Yeah. There's bones on the walls.
There's a pig inside. They have a pet pig. It's not a pet pig? I don't damn know.

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I just know it's a pig. It's a pig inside the house. You're a pig. You hear a pig.
And Kirk proceeds to enter the house.
Before he entered the house, though, he tried to tell Pam to come. He was like, Pam. Yeah.
Come on and look at this here and that. I'm just playing. I'm not talking like
that. But he was like, Pam, come look at this. And Pam was like, no.

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They should have made Pam die because Pam was catching all the red flags Pam
was seeing all the red flags and she was like nope she was blocking the dishes
and they were the ones that kept,
going to the red flags she did not oh y'all didn't know she died yet right,
spoiler alert she died but either way she did not deserve it wait a minute so.

(44:38):
You know what forget it forget it forget it forget it yeah
forget it either way like i
was saying kirk got okay so leather
faces in this house the movie's called texas james on that scale you guys leather
face was bound to pop up at some point yeah so he makes his first appearance
his first appearance here yeah when kirk was walking through the house like

(45:01):
a jackass yeah and he knocks kirk's block off,
he not was so he he would he clocked out right away
one of them hammers uh thing there was talking about earlier the the cleaving
the sledgehammer the sledgehammer yeah he wasn't using as a iconic uh you know

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weapon yeah he wasn't using the chainsaw not yet not yet at least yeah mm-hmm,
But, yeah, Kurt is the first victim. Yeah, he got smacked. And he ain't really
missed. He kind of deserve it. So, yeah.
But anyways. Yeah, so Kurt, he's clocked out.

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He done ran that card and he's gone for the day. Okay. Okay.
So now Pam is going to the house because she got to go look for Kurt's ass.
See, me, I'd have been like, he ain't come out.
He ain't answer me. me something they write let me go on and go we'll come back
with the cops and figure it out later yeah if you have a friend and um they

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go inside a a house with a whole bunch of bones and cow skin hung up and you
know you call them two times.
Just leave them alone yeah just go find a different friend that's all you gotta,
go start making new friends that's all you gotta do don't listen to don't listen

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to drake talk about no new friends no.
Okay so you can either a leave and find some new friends or you can be go die too,
go die too or you can see be a
good person you can come back with police you know what i'm saying but don't

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just just just put leave it to god and
go get the get the cops okay just be like if they either way i'm not gonna die
too okay but yeah yeah a is the correct answer just go find some new friends
that's like no you got no you got doobie i'm just playing.

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So pam came inside the house right
that she she yeah she picked up what what
what what was her option none of them
we didn't give her none of the fucking options she decided
to go back into the house no you said one of the options i think you said c
was being a good person and go get the police option number c was to leave get

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the police to come back none of the options say to go up in the house oh none
of the options say to go back in the house,
was it you made up the options either way forget them damn options she went in the damn house okay,
and she went into a room that had bones galore femurs and tibulas and,

(48:04):
pelvis and a turtle shell who the hell kills a turtle forget about the human who kills turtles,
you got to be a different kind of evil to kill a turtle the turtle always swimming
around you know trying to protect yourself you know and you what you gotta be like a sick you know,

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Turtles are like the safest creatures You know, they stay away from trouble
They go in their little turtle shell houses,
Trying to avoid problems.
So yeah, there was bones galore and turtle shells And then there was a chicken
There was one live chicken That was in there in the cage Just looking at her,

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tumbling around Looking at the bones,
Yeah, Pam got some IQ taken off her.
She had a black card. We gave her a black card because we said she really doing some black shit.
She was saying, you know, don't go in there. Stay away.
Bitch, no. Fuck you. But we had to take it back because she was acting real

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white up in this house. Okay.
First went in the house and then stayed there for a long ass time, you know.
Freaking out. No, no, not even freaking out yet.
Looking around, you know, looking at the skeleton couch. Right.
And what else do you have in the house?

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What kind of furniture did they make with the skeleton? I don't even know.
It was like Redwoods stuff. They just put bones on it. I guess,
yeah. They just accented everything with bones.
The furniture was already made. They just decided to add some bones to the bitch.
So either way, the chicken's in the cage. yeah that poor chicken i
know that chicken was saying hey hey bitch open the damn you know can you let

(49:59):
me you can stay but let me go yeah while you're screaming and all that bullshit
just open the cage you can you can stay it's cool do you but just let me out let me live,
she said she didn't know that anyway either way y'all pan got got so he got her ass and put her

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ass on the meat cleaver and i felt that right up
in my spine did you feel a threat yeah so
he's killing he's he's cutting what's his
name up right now oh he got the iconic weapon right now yeah now he done went
and got his chainsaw the texas chainsaw massacre that he said before he went

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and he don't do what he do you know massacre with a chainsaw you know now wait
wait wait wait wait Wait, before you started anything.
So he's cutting, what's his name up? Kurt. Yeah, yeah, Kurt.
I forgot his name already because he kind of deserved to die.
But I think Pam got a worse death than Kurt, right? I don't know. Yeah.

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So the other three friends besides Kirk and Pam, the ones that are still alive,
Sally, Jerry, and Frank.
It was outside the van talking still about that damn sign on the van and all this mess.
So Jerry decides he's going to go look for Kirk and Pam.
Okay. So, of course, he goes back to the house where they got murdered at.

(51:37):
But it seemed, you know, he was walking around talking about something.
Come on, guys. Stop goofing around. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Hey, first I want to talk about that house, though. It's kind of misleading,
you know what I mean? Very misleading.
Yeah, because these bastards inside the house, when you go to the house,

(51:58):
like, you got that little swing,
you know, like some nice old people live there. Very welcoming. Yeah.
Well, except for the grass, though. Everybody in Texas needs to cut their goddamn
grass. The Mexicans need to go over there.
Cut the crap come back okay i'm sorry mexicans okay but yeah it's very misleading

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the the you got the little swing set outside and the the wall the you know the
house looked like it was recently painted you know not.
Painted sometime but you know oh it's just misleading and when you go inside you know.
That's where you find out that some psycho motherfuckers live
in there so yeah yes it was

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very misleading very misleading so that's
why he went inside the house you know i'm saying to
look for them and he heard a
knocking in uh this i'm talking about jerry he heard a
knocking in one of the freezers because they had
one of them freezers you know what they call them freezer that's a deep
freezer yeah he went he heard a

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knocking in it so he opened it up and pam was
still alive and she came up like a damn zombie
up off the ice and then you know
that kind of startled him and that's when leather face
came out and clocked him upside the head
again one clock yeah and
pushed pam back into the ice and closed back by the damn

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deep freezer oh you guys and then
the jackass go running off looking for somebody i don't
know who the hell he looking i don't know what he was looking for he probably thought that
jerry came with more people who knows yeah and this also used
um the sledgehammer again
yeah stick to the damn chainsaw the movie's called chainsaw eskimo for cadets

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no he's sneaking up on people that's how people got to run away before because
he got to you know start that shit you can hear that shit coming from by the
way oh so he's been learning his shit.
I don't know what happened. He was quiet in the beginning because he snuck through
him real quiet with the sledgehammer. He decided to get loud later.
Who knows? Put in the comments. But still, the movie ain't called Sledgehammer Song. Texas.

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Sledgehammer Slasher. Whatever. Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Yeah,
stick to the script, motherfucker.
That's right. Thank you.
So after he's over here running around looking for whatever the hell he's looking
for looking for them demons that's up in his soul this man we saw we got a little glimpse of the space,

(54:46):
mainly in the mouth region yeah and them
teeth is fucked up okay yeah what
did you say scott old energy of killing people
running around starting chainsaws and shit you
know you gotta to you know you gotta um pull on that
little white to start to change the sound like
like couple times right you take a whole bunch

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of energy put all of that energy into brushing
your teeth putting like a you know some some colgate or something you know it
takes a lot when you think about it it takes a lot to murder people and all
that energy that you got you could have really for real you could have took
that and at least put a bottle of listerine in your mouth or something.

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Your teeth ain't got no reason to look like that. Obviously,
you're very dedicated to what you do.
You couldn't be dedicated to a toothbrush and some toothpaste.
Yeah, call an orthodontist. That's what you call them, right? Sure. Yeah.
Yeah, chainsaw, knife.
You need to take a chainsaw to the damn teeth. Yeah. Teeth.

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To take a sledgehammer to them teeth that's why you need the sledge.
Just going to clap my feet out as well that's the I don't know so,
so kurt no wait my bad franklin

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and sally right yeah they're at the van and they're like jerry you know they're
trying to figure out night then came the moon the moon's early you know dark
and stuff and yeah the fully dark outside the moon was frolicking you know so,

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either way they were they were there yeah it's extremely dark outside and And
the other three didn't come back. So.
Yeah. So the other three, they all come back and they're wondering where they at. They calling out.
Frank is like, OK, we need to go. We need to go. We need to go. We need to go.

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But then he checked and somebody wound up and got the keys to the van.
Very, very unfortunate.
So then Sally decides she ain't
leaving without Jerry. So she decides she's going to go look for him.
And Frank was like, you know what, Sally, just hold on, girl.
Hold on. Give me a minute. I'm going to come with you.
So she was like, I ain't got time to push your prime police-ic ass.
You know what I'm saying? But either way, he was coming. He was behind her.

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She pushing him. All of a sudden, here go leather face.
And he finally came through with that chainsaw because he was...
I don't even know. He kind of snuck up on him.
You didn't even hear the chainsaw go. That's what I'm saying.
You don't need the sledgehammer.
You can sneak up on them with the chainsaw, you know?
He snuck up on bass he was real quiet with that chainsaw and he just came at

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Jerry he took Jerry's arm face everything no he took his legs off for some damn
reason I don't know he was probably making sure he's paraplegic,
you know so he started with the legs first so yeah but either way Jerry He went

(58:09):
to town on him afterwards.
He got him like... He went to town on Franklin and Franklin clocked out.
So now Sally's standing there. She's sitting there for like...
Yeah, she's looking at everything.
She's just making sure he's dead. She's screaming, yeah.
We're like, girl, he gone. Yeah, it's time to book it. Just get the fuck out. He's gone.

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So after about three, four, five seconds of making sure that he's actually going
at him with a chainsaw, she decides to run on and go on through the woods after screaming.
Ladies and gentlemen, if you have long hair. Yeah, if you have your dreads.
Have you a hair tie at all times. Wear it around your wrist as a damn bracelet.

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If you're going to choose to wear your hair down, you never know when you're going to have to run.
And you're not going to want that shit flying in your face. So if you like to
wear your hair down, have your hair tie on your hand at all times.
So that you can slick that shit up in a bun real quick.
And go to where we, I don't even know what to say, run, skip,

(59:17):
hop, jump, whatever you need to do, swim.
You can rip that hair up real fast and get it out your face.
You're more capable of doing more things when your hair ain't in your face because
apparently this movie shows you right here how terrible it is to have your hair flying everywhere.
She was running through them damn bushes and thorns and her ass was getting
caught up because she has some long blonde hair and that shit was getting caught

(59:39):
up in the twigs and the twines. Okay?
So, lesson number one. All right. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You want to talk about her running on from... Yeah, so she over here running.
Yeah, running from the psycho.
Running from the psycho with the chainsaw. And she's running quietly,
you know what I'm saying?

(01:00:00):
Yeah. And then all of a sudden when she got caught up in the woods because of
her... No, she looked like she lost him for a little bit, you know? Yeah.
And then she started screaming. Yeah, that high-pitched scream.
You know, like, if he didn't see her, yeah, like, everybody could see her after that, so, you know.

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And his ass, you know, he's there with a chainsaw, so maybe when he was running,
you know, he couldn't hear where she was running to,
because, you know, if he's making all that noise himself,
he can't hear her footsteps, so he probably lost her for a little bit. Yeah.

(01:00:42):
I start screaming like a psycho you know so yeah he caught up with her easily so yeah real quick.
Okay scott you want to talk about it um i
guess okay so they're back in the house they're back in the psycho's house no
you gotta tell him she was running away from him yeah and she ran back to his

(01:01:05):
house yeah that was she ran to the misleading house because it looks so nice
i I would have probably went there too, you know.
Lights all on, all over the place. Yeah. How scary it would be lights off,
but all the lights were on in this house.
Yeah, how do these assholes pay bills and shit?
Like, who comes to collect the billing, you know? These are questions.

(01:01:30):
These are questions. But either way, she ran into the house.
Yeah, she ran into the misleading house.
She closed the door. so he out here going at the door with the chainsaw yeah
the retard got a key but he's the dumbass lives there,
hacking at the door with the chainsaw but bitch just reach in your pockets I'm

(01:01:52):
pretty sure it's in your pockets just get the keys or put in the code or just
type in the code you know everybody got the codes nowadays 1974 everybody yeah
that's the code 1974 1774. Ain't no problem.
Either way, she ran into the house. She ran up the steps. Is that a dog?

(01:02:16):
You said dog? We're going to come back to that. Either way. So there is, she ran up the steps.
There's a room upstairs that she runs into and she is talking to the two people that are sitting down.
And if you look at this room,
Inside the house is like the, what's that word?

(01:02:38):
Okay, I didn't know the word.
I didn't know the word. I act like I knew it. Okay, so today's word is dilapidated.
Dilapidated. Uh-huh, yeah.
For all of you Scots out there.
Yeah, the room. Oh, Jesus.
So she's trying to talk to the two people, two quote-unquote people that are

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sitting down in two chairs,
two sofas two left seats and they not
moving and they not moving because one of them is
dead and she's looking like hold the
fuck up something ain't right that guy looks dead
too the the granddad yeah he looks
like it but apparently one of them is still alive yeah

(01:03:22):
so she up in there y'all come watch
us change some mexican 1974 so y'all
can see this damn room they got
some clean floors though scott that floor is dusty
as shit no the floor is clean look at
the floor the floor is kind of clean that's not regular people clean robin that's
your kind of clean so shut that up it's your kind of okay whatever okay sure

(01:03:45):
so no people the floors are not clean because scott don't know what clean is
the floors are very nasty and but you got wallpaper and it's falling off and
And it's like a hot ass mess.
Inside just looks so disgusted. Yeah. It looks like something out of a nightmare. Okay. Mm hmm.

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Sally is a running and she's a running she
is doing a good job of getting away at this point she's gotten
out of the house she jumped out the window broke all her shit got down
the house and she is running she's trying to run away from him and he is on
her tail leather face is on her tail they literally neck and neck so she runs

(01:04:31):
back to the gas station and she gets into the gas station.
So the same dude that was at the gas station earlier, the attendant,
that was telling her that they out of gas and blah, blah, blah, blah.
He's there. He's trying to console her because she's losing her shit.
She's like, he killed Franklin.
So he's there trying to console her. And Scott had made it clear that Leva Faye.

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Demolished the door at the house.
And yet over here at this gas station, he ain't even touching on this door. So...
Context clues that's how you know something was up yes and now you knew something was up,
that's how you do something yeah okay so
where were we she went to a gas station right same dude that was there earlier

(01:05:21):
so he was she was like call the police call the police so he's like the phone
ain't working we gotta drive to the station so he left the door open And we're thinking,
you know, how they set it up looks like Chase saw a massacre.
Levin Fitz is going to come back from the door, right? But no,

(01:05:42):
he actually pulled the truck up to take her to, quote unquote,
take her to the police station.
But then he brought out, like, what did he have in his hand?
A tarp? A coat? Something. I don't know. What the fuck? Something and some rope.
Something that looked dirty. Yeah, you just don't want to close to Tom.

(01:06:02):
How do you come in with me or some shit?
Right. So she clobbed it right away.
Like, no, someday, right, what are you doing? You know what I'm saying?
So she went and picked up, it looked like a damn machete, right?
No, it was a, oh, she went to pick up the machete. I think it was a knife.
Or a knife. Yeah. Whatever. It's a big knife.

(01:06:24):
And he went and grabbed a broom. Yeah.
I want you all to sit down. and marinate on the fact that she has a machete
and he grabs a brute and he knocks that damn,
machete out her head with the brute in two seconds like no kind of fight she

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didn't put up no kind of fight and he knocked it out of her hand and she started,
started beating her ass with a broom knocked her out knocked her out with the
broom none of this is possible in real life i swear to god the broom is like
if you get knocked out with a broom.

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If you get knocked out with a broom you just deserve whatever's gonna happen
to you because come on now you got a whole machete and let somebody knock the
machete out your head with a
brew either way he tied her up and put her in the truck and now he's on his way to dad knows where.
Lord jesus y'all so he

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put her in the truck they coming back we see
hitchhiker again so apparently hitchhiker is related to gas station guy okay
so he hops hitchhiker hops into the truck where gas station view and then they
pull back up to the house because every you know we all just coming back to
the house at the end of the day that's where we go we're going back to this white house,

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so they came back to the house and they
brought her inside she is tied up her
mouth is gagged they brought her back you
know hands behind the back whatever sat her in this chair with this
arm attached oh wait you you go um
the hitchhiker like um
he's related to them i already looked no

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but i'm saying gas station guy gas station psycho say hey said to to hitchhiker
that oh yeah so he's been you know been doing the grave digging yeah the grave
robbing right yeah so yeah Yeah, right.

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So that's probably where you got all the bones and shit from, too, anyway.
So Hitchhiker been doing all this mess. So then Hitchhiker, they had her face covered up.
And they took the cover from over her face. And she saw Hitchhiker,
and then she started screaming.
And he was like, oh, I thought you was in a rush, bitch.
Look at your ass now. Started poking at her. Sure.

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Weirdos that started poking i never even yeah he was poking i heard,
so yeah it's crazy because what happened where what did we say last time they
brought her into the house all this stuff so the grandpa they brought the grandpa
from upstairs no first i said they're gonna give her a supper yeah first i said

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they're gonna give her supper.
That's what they said right yeah they said that they're gonna make her some
supper okay but yeah that's that's what i heard okay don't nobody want to eat
no supper out this house because you can just imagine the smell we were talking
about imagine the smell of this damn house,

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yeah the granddad looked like it it's like it looks like they uh that would leave
during the daytime well uh
retard is there done the big you know leather face
is there yeah i think they leave him at the
house to take care of the um the grandpa right but
it yeah it looked like he just leave leave

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the grandpa there sitting looking at the the dead
carps beside him you know and he's
just there pissing and shitting so yeah i guess the house you know smell like
that smells like death oh my god imagine this y'all know what y'all know what
they say the smell of decon this smells spank like,

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spank but either way they said they gonna make her some supper they set her
down at the table they brought grandpa from upstairs,
they cut her finger stuck it in grandpa's mouth yeah and he's just sucking on
her sucking on her finger and stuff.
I think he loves drinking blood, right? Yeah, probably.

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Yeah, because he's, like, really enjoying it. Like, when he's drinking his arms,
you know, it's like he come alive, you know?
Yeah, he's frolicking and shit. Yeah. Yeah, he's enjoying drinking that blood. Mm-hmm.
So, I guess she got weak from having her blood sucked out.

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She got a little weed so she decided to
take a little nap so then she's coming
back and she's yeah she's coming back
to she's coming back to give and she's looking around so she sees a chicken
head yeah poor chicken that was released she didn't pam didn't release that
chicken so they did they fucked up shit little chicken high iq pam didn't you

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know they didn't she She didn't let the chicken out. So the chicken got flat. Yeah.
And then she's looking at the chicken.
Then, hey, that's the armadillo that was on the street. Yep.
There's the armadillo right here.
See? Well, that's the armadillo. Oh.
But yeah, that's the armadillo. These motherfuckers went to get the armadillo. Oh, my God.

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They took the armadillo up. There's the skull right there.
Yeah, it looked like a dog skull or something.
Yeah. And then at the top of the table.
At the next end, the other end of the table. Okay, the table. It's grandpa.
Yeah, grandpa, ugly as hell. Scared the shit out of him. She was calm.
She saw all the shit and she was calm.
But as soon as she saw grandpa, she lost her shit.

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She started hollering and then all they retorted after. The thing that scared her was the dry skin.
Grandpa looks like his skin is so thirsty. Yeah.
So dehydrated. Either way. I was really trying to clock. So they gave her the supper, right?

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They set the supper in front of her. So we were trying to really clock what was on the plate.
So we see two pieces of dry ass sausages.
There was one sausage and two, some looking like a kidney or something like that. Oh, man.
The sausage kind of look like it's good, though. I mean, if you're hungry.
Yeah, if you're hungry, it's edible.

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Incredible yeah and it looked like you got some beams too you gotta look around
look around pause some time and just check out the scenery okay,
believe me you gonna miss a few things you can't just sit here and watch the

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whole movie just You've got to pause and check out the surroundings,
okay? It's very interesting.
Very interesting. But yeah, talk about the...
There's some kind of light that's hanging from the ceiling that looks like you
got somebody's face on it.
I think it's somebody's skin. So it's a man.

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And they kind of dried it out and, you know, they used it like a lampshade, you know?
Yeah. this is definitely
ed gein's characteristics here yeah in
terms of the landshake all right you know
america is supposed yeah he you know ed gein was a psycho and all this but inspired

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a whole bunch of you know uh what is he most famous for this shit psycho shit the nipple belt,
Yes. Really? Everybody knows about the nipple belt.
What's a nipple belt, though? He made a belt out of nipples.
Really? Yeah, let me know. Not right now, though. Later. Go to Google. Google. G-O-O.

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G-E-A. Google. That's it.
So, wasn't this a whole bunch of noise making? What do you mean?
Like, there was just making a whole bunch of noise.
And then they kept laughing, right?
They were laughing a lot. Wait, you talking about when they had the table? Yeah.

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And then they were like, let Grandpa try to kill it, because Grandpa was the
greatest killer back in the day. Grandpa killed it.
So they're trying to get Grandpa to knock her upside the head with a sledgehammer.
And he keep missing. They put her head over a bucket, right?
And then Leatherface was, you know, giving him the hammer, trying to hit the girl in the head.

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First of all, let's talk about how he went and painted his...
He went and put some clown shit on his damn face.
Because it looked like he had some right around his mouth and blew around his eyes.
No, I think it's a female's face,

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so I guess it was trying to do something.
This damn dry ass gray wig he got on that damn face I don't know where he got
Mac from you know you know Mac the makeup company or something,

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that ain't no Mac he had he had Wedding Wild or something that makeup was shit,
either way not to bash with Wedding Wild either way Anyway, basically,
they trying to get the grandpa to bash her head in.
And then she, during the whole process of him continuing to mess,

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she jumped out the window.
She escaped and she jumped out the window. Now she's running.
Yeah. For some reason, Sally don't know about damn doors.
Somebody didn't tell her how to turn a doorknob.
She's continuously jumping out a window once again.
And then she starts to run. First of all, it took them a minute to come outside

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and run after her. It took them at least five minutes to get outside.
No, they came out pretty quick, Robin. To you.
Oh, okay. To you, they came out quick. Either way.
But Psycho, I'm catching up to her now. Yeah, so the hitchhiker,
he's on her tail, running after her and shit.
And she's close, you know, she's looking at it.

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But he's running after her. so as she was running away the hitchhiker was stabbing
her in her back right okay and then after all that she was.
Where was he? He was in the road. Yeah. Stuffing with her and shit.
Yeah. She got out of the road. The truck was coming. Yeah. And he wasn't paying attention.

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He was still trying to stab her. So the truck came.
She ran away. Truck ran over his ass. He is minced.
You ever had minced garlic? See what this guy does.
Minced garlic? What's minced garlic? Just kidding. But his ass got smushed, okay?
Yeah. Yeah, he was turning to pancakes.

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Yeah. He was smushed. Okay, and then here come Lillifees chasing after her.
So then the truck driver tries to get out the truck.
Yeah, he probably was, you know.
No, I think he got out because he probably was going to check if the guy's all

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right underneath the tire.
Yeah, I think that's why he got out of the truck. Yeah, you're right.
And then, basically, Leatherface came out of nowhere and started swinging his chainsaw around.
Chasing Sally. And Sally ran past the driver into the truck. She ran into the truck.

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And then he runs into the truck.
Closed the door. Closed the door. So, Leatherface is going at the door with the chainsaw.
Yeah. And they decide to exit the truck instead of starting the truck up and driving away.
Well, it's the 1970s. You know, nothing don't work. Including their brains, I guess. Nothing works.

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Would you say the truck might go start back up? Yeah.
Gotta you gotta you know start to you
know play with the ignition a couple times but when
leather face was at the door trying to hack at it though it wasn't going through
so i guess i guess it could have easily you know started it up so yeah yeah

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either way they that happened so then And he has,
as he's exiting the truck,
the truck driver grabs Dane. What is that?
Monkey wrench. A monkey wrench. Yeah. Good job, Scott. No details.
A monkey wrench. And he, running, running, running, he turns around and throws

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the monkey wrench upside Lila Faye's head and knocked him out.
And then he dropped the chainsaw on his leg.
So now he's limping because he done
tucked up his leg with his own chainsaw mind you he
also got dressed in a suit yeah in a nice
suit when did he have time to get dressed in this was he dressed in the suit

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before the first time we saw him he had on some butchers kind of i'm saying
when they were back at the house and he had on this yeah yeah the suit when
he was at the house oh yeah Yeah, I wasn't paying attention a lot.
He had on the suit. That man was dressed out.
Let's stop it. I guess he got dressed. I guess he got his best face.

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Yeah, he got his best face. His best suit for the dinner, you know,
because they had the girl as a guest.
So he was trying to look as good as possible.
Okay, I get it. I get it. So, either way, that happened.

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So, yeah, she, you know, you're over here limping, still trying to get him,
still trying to get the truck driver, still trying to get Sally.
And then out of the blue comes this pickup truck.
And the guy noticed all the commotion and just randomly decides to pick up Sally.
And she decides to jump into the back of the truck.
I want to talk about that, though. I want to talk about that. Talk about that.

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2024? 24 that ain't happening these
pieces of shit they're gonna drop we're gonna pray on that situation we're just
gonna pray on that and hopefully god will fix it okay ain't nobody stopping to pick up nobody.

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1974 1974 you people
from 1974 shout out
shout out to you you're the real ones you know they're
the real ones yeah you stopped to pick up hitchhikers even
when you go get chopped the fuck up so so
yeah that's what happened there so basically he picked
her up she was taking forever to get in the back of that damn truck i'd have

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been like let's just fucking get away with my truck but she got
in he waited patiently and she got in and then leatherface just like in any
other scare movie was just coming up to her with a chainsaw as soon as she jumped
into the back of the truck and then the man drives away and then chainsaw leatherface is over here,

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twirling around frolicking yeah frolicking in the streets in the streets yeah
the damn chainsaw as the sun is going down or coming up.
It's coming up because it's morning time, right? Mm-hmm. And the movie.
Yep. Okay, so Scott, let's just, before we wrap this up, what are your thoughts about this movie?

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What are my thoughts? What are your thoughts? Do you think it was very good?
It could have been better? No, it was very good. It changed the Texas...
Wait a minute.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre is a classic. So, yeah, it's very good.

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And I think we didn't check, Robin, but is it a B movie? I'm not sure.
No, I did not check to see if it was a whole better movie.
I think it's a B movie, but it's good, though. I love it. Yes, it was very good.
Yeah. It was very good. How many stars do you give it out of 10 stars?
Because they gave it a 7.4, I believe was what it said on the IMDb rating scale.

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Yeah, it was a 7.4. But what do you give it out of 10? I'm going to rate it
as a... I'm going to give it the same thing, 7.
Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to, especially for it being 1974, I'm going to also give it the same thing.
I'm going to give it the rating of a 7.
Seven seven point five you know i'm saying they did they did good it was very

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interesting and these were the
beginning of you know when scared movie was really you know something so.
They did good they did good it was a different concept and
it was good it was good for the time right
now if this was supposed to be created in 2024 the
way that it is it would have been trash yeah it's like for back then it was

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bad so you know you gotta get credit where credit is due so this is the end
of this episode episode number five with our new co-host scott russell.
Gonna have Scott from now on so we can put

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We really appreciate it and like i
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what you want to see next the four movies i'll tell you what they are now we
have freaks that came out in 2018 i haven't seen that have you seen that scott freaks yes,

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oh no i'm afraid i already put it okay so
there's freaks there's wes craven's new
nightmare and that's from 1994 have
you seen that oh wait what what movie wes craven's new nightmare 1994 that's
what it's called new nightmare new nightmare yes none of no okay so okay what

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What about The Ritual that came out in 2017? Did you see that one?
No, I never heard about none of these. Okay. And fourth is The Bird with the
Crystal Plumage. Where the hell they find these movies?
That one is from 1970. No?

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i never seen the texas chainsaw massacre 1990 1974 before either yeah so i've
been trying to see for a while now and you know yeah sure anyway so yes you

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