Uncovering 'THE RITUAL': A Hike Through Horror and Hilarity

Welcome back to Laugh While You Scream. In this episode, hosts Robin Bagayoko and Scott Russell dive into the horror movie The Ritual. As always, they bring their unique blend of humor and critical insights to the discussion, making it a memorable experience for horror fans and casual viewers alike.

Robin and Scott start by sharing their thoughts on the film's IMDb rating, Rotten Tomatoes score, and where to watch it. They delve into the plot, introducing the main characters: Luke, Dom, Hutch, and Phil, who embark on a hiking trip in Sweden that takes a terrifying turn. The duo critiques the characters' decisions, the eerie atmosphere, and the film's blend of horror elements.

Throughout the episode, Robin and Scott engage in hilarious banter, often poking fun at the characters' actions and the film's more absurd moments. They also introduce new segments like predicting who will survive and who will die first, adding an interactive element for their listeners.

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Episode Transcript

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Music.

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Welcome back to Laugh While You Scream.
I am your host, Robin Bagayoko.
And, of course, again with me is... Hello, um, uh, Scott.
Hello, everybody. It's Scott again, Scott Russell.

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I don't know why I have to tell everybody about government, but... Okay, there it is.
Okay so that is scott russell c-o-t-t
wait s put an
s at the beginning s-c-o-t-t are
you since you're so worried about your government ain't nobody
worried about your government but who's who who cares who's gonna

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go look you up you have no network nothing for
nobody to look at okay so welcome again
you guys thank you so much for joining us one more time
once again we really really appreciate you coming back you have done the poll
hopefully you saw the poll on instagram if you have not seen the poll like i

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said before follow us on instagram that way you can see the poll to choose our
next movie and today's movie is.
Is the ritual i gotta
say it's the ritual okay
so today's movie is a ritual and generally
i tell you guys where you can see that i indeed

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be rating such which so you can
see it on netflix wait isn't it
just a netflix it's only exclusively on
netflix nowhere else so sorry no
to me you guys i'm so sorry you're going
to indefinitely have to get you a netflix account

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to watch this movie okay so
it got a 6.3 rate imdb rating overrated okay if you feel that way cool cool
cool cool it also it also has a 74% on Rotten Tomato wait is that supposed to be good?

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If you get a 74 on a test you kind of get like a C so you know that's passing
Rotten Tomato is the only one that has a 75% people are jacking it okay alright
okay cool it got a 57 on Metacritic.
So it's not too awesome, but it's also not too bad.

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And that's why I'm telling you guys right now, we're reviewing everything,
the good, the bad, the terrible.
We got to do it all because if we only do the good movies, eventually we're
going to run out of movies because some movies aren't as good.
And we got to do everything. And the ritual wasn't terrible.
You know what I'm saying? It wasn't low budget and nothing like that.

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So it wasn't terrible it's god's
face to me y'all should have seen it but anywho okay so let me tell y'all who
in this movie right okay so we have rave spall as luke sam thotan thotan broughton as Dom,

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Rob James Collier as Hutch, Asher Alley as Phil,
and Matthew Needham as Junkie.
And we will just keep it at that.
And the Junkie didn't even, the Junkie, we're gonna get into who was what,

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because I don't even know why the Junkie is up before Who the junkies friend.
I'm not We had a time We had a time watching this movie It was torture It was hard,
But we got through it It was hard To say the least But we're gonna do our thing

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for y'all You know what I'm saying We're gonna do our thing for y'all I just
wanna say I just wanna say.
The majority of the actors in
this film they are
british yes yeah the only
one i recognize is um what's his name go over
here um sam what

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how you pronounce it thorton yeah thorton
i recognize him from one movie alien versus britney ah awesome i haven't seen
that movie so i don't okay so let's get into it shall we let's begin are y'all
ready to laugh while you scream.

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Okay so we're gonna get into it okay
so it starts off everybody's in
a bar so they're having a conversation i guess
about places that they're planning to go what you
wanted to say scott that's oh so that's
what the conversation is about yeah you caught it i think that's what they talk

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about these people are british these people are british these people are supposed
to speak the perfect english well the crusts what the fuck is a crest.
That's yeah they're like british british they're not like they said some other

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things i just don't understand them sometimes speak english for the british
um viewers speak english okay i don't know what it's like oh,
some new british languages are coming up so you know all right i'm gonna shut up,

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but yeah uh okay i guess we can uh continue i should mention that they are white
they are white yeah good white,
robin all right okay okay i think people looked
at the cast and all that but yeah you gotta mention yeah they're white they're

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white what what activities are they plenty to do now for fun so there's something
about drinking hiking and hiking,
Because they are whites.

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Okay, they were talking about going to Amsterdam.
I'm not sure. You know, I've never been to Amsterdam before.
Scott, you ain't been nowhere but around the corner and up the hill and around
the lake. Okay, you don't gotta let everybody know.
Up the street or around the corner. But go ahead. What's up?

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You ain't never been to Amsterdam, amongst other places. us and what's up all
right after this podcast um somebody gonna get a ass look but um.
Well what's so special about amsterdam because i i hear a whole bunch of people
normally you don't want to go to amsterdam now i don't know it's somewhere in germany right,

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we should look at the map it sounds german you know it does sound yeah like it's somewhere over
there okay all right but yeah they didn't
mention they want to go to Amsterdam because they are white okay
so one of them wanted to go into this package store I don't know what they call

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the package store over there but either way we know we know it to be package
stores here in America I know that a lot of people from all over the world listen
to this podcast but in America America, which is where we are located,
it's called a package store, the liquor store.
I think in Britain, it's called a pub.

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No, that's where they go to actually drink. So I don't know what they call it
here, but he said I need to go. Oh, oh, that's where you go to drink. Oh, it's not a bar.
Oh, OK. All right. So if you if you in America, they call it a pub, too?
No, no, that's pub there.
I mean, they have pub crawls. I think they call it pubs in America, too.

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But either way that's neither here nor there or anywhere.
They are going into a package store. We're going to say a package store for them.
And you know how the Lord be telling you in your spirit, don't do that.
Don't just don't go there right now.
One of them wanted to go to the package store and he was like,
does anybody want to come with me? And the others were like, no, we don't want to.

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And, you know, you should just keep with that spirit.
Because can I get an amen? When the Lord says, stay your ass right here,
you just might need to stay your ass right here. Can I get amen? Amen. All right.
Okay. I'm not speaking to the crowd. No, you're just speaking to me.

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When the Lord says, don't do it. Don't go in there. And then four people loomed on.
I'm just like okay okay i'm just
letting y'all know this is a perfect example of

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when the lord put the spirit in you and say stay your ass right here
this is a perfect example of don't don't
just don't even do it don't even go no further
than where you at but anyway i digress
yes oh jesus let
me stop okay so they go
into the package store because like i said the lord

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was telling him not to go but he went ahead and went in with the other
one and then apparently this package
store was being robbed so the one
that wanted to initially go in there he saw
what was happening that you know it was it was being robbed
and he ducked down and hid the other one
that didn't want to go in and the lord was speaking to his spirit and saying

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to stay your ass outside he's just standing there so of course they saw him
and they're like don't you even move bitch i'm about to fuck you up oh when
you see this you should listen you should listen to that spirit should you not
have listened to that spirit scott,
Okay, let's continue. Wait, wait, wait. Oh, you got something to say? Okay, what's up?

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What do I have to say? I forgot. Forget it.
Just give it right there. Okay. Okay, so...
First of all, I just had to look at these two crazy asses for a second.
This one don't look too bad. You look like a... Yeah, you know.
He looked like a criminal, but... Uh-huh. the other one looks like somebody

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that just escaped straight out of asylum okay yeah he looked like a crackhead
but right now they're doing like a back and forth type of thing,
and the other one is basically like the backup singer so the other one would
be like do this and he'd be like do it and then he'd be like take it off he'd be like take it off,
you know i'm saying he just in the back they were like a like a big like adding

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on to it so So the friend that didn't want to come in, and I keep repeating
that, he did not want to come in to begin with.
He's the one getting robbed right now. And then he has on a wedding ring and
they're like, take off the wedding ring. He's like, no, you already got my wallet.
Just let me be. You know what I'm saying?
But when you see two people like this, you give them everything.

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You give them your wallet. You give them your drawers. You give them your clothes.
You give them hair follicles if you can.
Give them everything. everything you should see this this crazy ass in the back
you know you don't you don't question these type of people you got um what's
it called a thief or a robber with a backup singer.

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Anytime they got a backup singer you just gotta give them everything just give
them everything yeah you should just not just just say you do you want my drawers
do you want my shot what do you won't but he didn't want to take off his wedding
ring he was starting to he was trying to stand on business you know i'm saying
he was trying to stand on business,

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but whole shame so the one
that looks semi-decent you know i'm saying he's you know he has a conscience
the other one in the back that looked like he just escaped from the backup singer
yeah the backup singer what do you what do you call that bellevue it's called bellevue here right,

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no for the crazy people what are you talking about no insane asylum what are
you talking But there's one that's called Bellevue.
That's in, I think it's in New York, I believe. But it's an unsales album.
Yeah. Okay. They know what I'm talking about.
So, whoever knows what I'm talking about. So, he has a machete.
Oh, it's a machete. Yes. Oh.

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And he decides to slash at the friend.
You know what I thought it was? You know what I thought it was?
What did you think it was? I thought it was a... A nunchuck? No, a Japanese sword.
A katana that's what I thought it was okay nerd.
No how is that nerdy I guess I just I just know,

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okay well anyways it was not a katana it was a machete and so he slashed him
in the face with it and then he was still alive you know what I'm saying he
just had that gash on the side of his face and then he decided to go in a second
time and pretty much kill him.
So the first one that looked decent that looked like he had a conscience was

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like oh my god why would you why would you do that you know like why the fuck
would you do that but mind you the friend that wanted to come into the package
store he remember i told y'all he already had ducked off into a corner and was
hiding he had a bottle in his hand and he was,
contemplating to break the bottle and go do something but then
i think he got into some some shit too because how much

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is the bottle gonna stand to this crazy ass having a
machine i mean you got your friends outside if
he tried to do something like real quick
he could run outside you know and maybe you
know um they'd have a chance to find
him when they go outside could i hit him and run
outside you know or even where's your cell phone

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call number one what or what what not what's
the number oh yeah there's so
many things yeah so many things he could have done and
he just chose to do jack shit hey god was telling that man not to go in there
and he didn't want to listen so such is life y'all know there's always some

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shit going down in spain we already did mid-summer and y'all already remember
what happened over there but anyway what What's got...
Why can't I call it Midsommar? That was the name of the movie. Whatever. Yeah.
Anyways, Sweden, I want to talk about. This is the only good thing about.

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Should I talk about it? Go do. Say whatever you want to say. Okay. All right.
The good thing about this movie, I'm going to say, is the scenes,
like the scene of the environment, because they got some beautiful shots.
You got some nice fog in the background and, you know, just open land,

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you know, with, like, fields.
It's beautiful. So that's something I really like about a movie.
So, yeah. Okay. All right. In Sweden, right? Yep, Sweden.
Where they went hiking, right?
The way. Sweden.

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We should mention that it's six months later and
they once six months and they
have that you know went hiking like we said so it just went from the whole situation
that happened at the package store to six months later and they have decided
that sweden hiking that's what they're gonna do so So I'm just letting you guys

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know six months later after the friend had passed away.
Okay, so on top of the mountain, they found a spot to do a little,
what, like a little memorial for their friend. You know what I'm saying?
You know, and then they decided to pass around a flask and, you know,

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each take a sip, take a drink for the homie.
You know what I'm saying? so at the end of the line they decided to pour some
out for the homie you know what i'm saying.
And i feel like that was a little comical moment because it
was it was like a long ass port it's like why did y'all even put that much in
there if y'all weren't gonna drink that much you know what i'm saying but i

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felt like that was just a little comical moment they wanted they they throw
a few come and you know you gotta really be watching it to see their little comical moments,
they throw a few comical moments up in here you know what I'm saying and I believe
this was one of them so yeah kudos to them kudos,
the movie was still hard to watch but kudos did you have anything to say Scott?

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No.
Okay, so they slept through the night, and that's the thing about hiking.
In the morning, it started to rain.
It's sometime going to rain on your ass, because hiking is just terrible.
A lot. And terrible.
Just a terrible, terrible decision, white people. But it's whatever.

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I mean, I think people hike because they like seeing, you know,
So it's to escape from, you know, society.
So you see a whole bunch of open lands and stuff like that. You know,
it's beautiful. I kind of get it.
Would you hike? No, I'm going to hike on TV.

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We'll watch some hiking. Yeah, we'll watch some hiking. We'll live vicariously
through that. Yeah. So, yeah.
Yeah, respect to those people who, you know, go out there and, you know, break dance.
Put on the iKid videos, you know. Yeah.

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Right, right, right. I feel you. I feel you on that. Okay.
So Dom has broken his Achilles heel, his meniscus.
And, you know, that's what hiking is all about. out
you're gonna need to have a sturdy leg you
know i'm saying you can't especially when you're going on all these trails all

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these rough terrains and stuff you gotta have be very able-bodied and dom has
now became handicapped because he broke his ankle so the original trip was to go,
around the mountain right it was
around the mountain they're supposed to go around the mountain and it's

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going to take what 14 hours 14 hours to
get to the destination so the that's
the longer way the safe way the way that
is known by a lot of people that hike so that's that's the way they're supposed
to go but instead they're looking they're looking at the map and they're like

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maybe there's a shorter route to take yeah okay and i'm gonna preach again in
just a moment just a moment,
So, like I said, there's the path that has been walked a million times and is
known by many because this is the path that a lot of people have taken. This is a safe path.

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And because of Dom's broken ass leg or ankle, whatever the hell,
they decide they're going to go through the forest as opposed to around the forest.
Because that would be a much, it would cut the trip in half.
They'll be where they got to be quicker. They don't know what's in the forest,
but hey, we're white, so it's supposed to be exciting.

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And, you know, like I said before, God gave you a path to go on.
Amen. Yeah, the path was tested, you know. It was tested.
Amen. Hallelujah. Yeah. People have been on this path time and time and time again.
You know what I'm saying? They've been able to say, hey, there's a pothole over there.

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Don't go that way. Or there's water on this way. Don't go that way.
People before you have already taken this path.
So they know what to do and what not to do. And they have told you,
you know what I'm saying?
But because you're in a trial and tribulation, can I get an amen?

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And you're going through some things. Okay, it's Sunday.
It's Sunday. It's Sunday. Come on. Come with me. Come with me.
Come with me. Come with me. It's Sunday.
And you decide instead of going around and taking the longer, rougher, harder path,
you're going to do the quicker thing because

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that's easier to do and in
life you will always learn the easy way is never the right way most of the times
you know i'm saying the harder way reaps more reward you know i'm saying you
know i'm saying easy peasy lemon squeezy ain't always best,

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and we gonna find out in this movie why that is so when you got a long journey to go on y'all,
you take that long journey amen amen amen all right go go ahead go ahead let's
see scott you got something no.
Somehow Scooby-Doo was over here from the last episode and they decide that

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they back over here and they you see the van ain't what the van used to be it's rugged now,
it's broken down you lost that boogie 70's look yeah,
it's dead at this point it's dead and gone and
that's a sign ain't no mysteries gonna be

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solved on this track you know what I'm saying ain't nobody help
y'all solve these mysteries freddie velma what's
her name daph daphne i don't know
what what happened to them but hey they would they
were trying to take that short route we might see them later
though we might see them later but yeah there's the
there's the mystery wagon now the mystery

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wagon they've just passed the mystery wagon which is out of
commission right now well wait a minute i want to
say like you don't have no road so how the fuck did it get out there that's
a great question scott yeah like i said they were probably supposed to go on
a certain path and they decided to take another path and this is how you end

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up fucked up but either way let's continue,
Oh, I'm supposed to?
I thought you were going to say something. Okay. So they're entering the woods
now, and he's asking if they're sure this is... This is right.

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Yeah. Are you sure this is what we should be doing?
You know what I'm saying? He's asking.
Sure. And I'm saying, what did I say, Scott? got if you
know for for a fact that you're doing the right thing you don't need to question
it you know what i'm saying so when you're on the are you sure is this right
am i supposed to am i sure this doesn't look good this don't look safe you know i'm saying.

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It needs no the answer is always now
no matter what you're asking about should i buy this
candy bar if you asking that means now no
fat ass put it down and we you
have a little scene when what's his
name what's his name this guy right here i don't
remember i'm gonna call um let's make

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up a name the good the dude that's holding the
compass when y'all watch the movie you look like he kind
of look like he's the leader of the group yeah
because he's telling them what to do and everything yeah he
has the broken compass so i'm gonna call him
the leader yeah what about him yeah
it it looks like he's not going to

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tell them the company the compass isn't working and he's not sure where to go
so and then when you're being led by somebody that's not sure that just leads
to that's your ass more disaster that's your ass terrible terrible terrible times.
So as they're going through this forest, they're complaining about things like

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it's harder than when they were hiking around the mountain.
And then they came across a deer that's been gutted and it's hanging from a
tree, like spread out, spread eagle, hanging from a tree.
I thought it was Scooby-Doo first. That's why.

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All right. so anyway it's
a deer and they're questioning they're like why
is it hanging there who did that how could they like
what at this point is where you turn
your ass around and go back around
the fucking mountain you know i'm saying scott would
you do that would you turn around at this point and go

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back around the mountain i would call for a air helicopter
to to get me the fuck look at it here what the hell kept to go there huh what
the hell kept to go there on one of the trees no he can't let out a deer i don't know.

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Anyway the regular person with a normal brain i.e me would have turned around and came back out
before us and trek on around the mountain because guess what ain't nothing good
happening in this fucking forest and i'm assuming it's not gonna get better
but hey these are white people,

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so let's let's continue,
So they are in the forest, as always, not changing their mind about turning
around, and they are seeing symbols on the trees.
Symbols are on all the trees, and they have some kind of hanging branch.
It just looks crazy. Hanging branch? You see how the trees are kind of hanging?

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Like the branches are kind of hanging like that? I think those are just Swedish trees, I believe.
I don't know. is that right swedish trees yeah okay well if you say so but yeah
they come to the the cabin they came to the cabin so there's a cabin in the

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woods one cabin in the middle of the forest,
now scott will you go into this cabin in the forest no this dude is talking
about oh there Here goes the house.
No, motherfucker. That's not a house.
That is not your house. You did not take your...

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You're not paying mortgage over there. You're not paying rent.
That's no way safe. You don't have the Wi-Fi hooked up. None of that shit.
None of it. That is not your house, sir. You need to walk past it.
And keep it pushing. Keep it pushing. Yeah. Right.
I don't know what's going on but this guy,

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one of them kind of sound like
dude from the uh the liquor store
or what were you calling it package store yeah yeah
the package yeah i don't drink a lot um kind of sound like one of the guys from
the the robbers from the package store dom goes up to the the door and he looks

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at and he's like what would he say we should kick him in no he looks in there and he's like,
who's in there and tuda's like oh it's sometimes.
Kind of sound like crazy guys i'm like yeah all right let's just pass that part,

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so of course we're not going to stop mentioning that hello So we're in the forest.
But either way, they decided to break into the house. And then they decided to look around.
And when they were looking around, they found some kind of thing.
Yeah, Phil, the Middle Eastern one, he went upstairs and found a...

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Statue right it was like a human body type of
thing without a head yeah and it had
like antlers for hands yeah so
we still gonna stick around in the
forest i guess because you know that's that's
what that's what we do so no they didn't probably
didn't say that they were like okay

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um i think dumb said it no it
was still again it was like oh that's definitely witchcraft yes if anybody mentioned
which anything mad dark magic black magic voodoo yeah i am gone i am extra gone.

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You're gonna do the initial thing which was to back
your ass out the forest and go around right yeah oh
we wouldn't even be hiking to begin with so hey we're not being this predicament
but hey yeah we are not but um what's his name um the the one what's his name

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that one that was in the bar Or with the friend.
I think it's Hutch. Hutch is that one. That's Hutch. I think so.
Yeah. Just look it up real quick. You know, I'm going to call him the fucked
up boy. I'm going to call him that. Sure.
Yeah. So, Mr. Foxy Lover.

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Yeah. He was like, okay, maybe we shouldn't just take the path back to where they were coming from.
And i guess go back
on the ride path to go around
the the mountain i believe
yeah yeah that one is luke oh look

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okay that's his name mr fucks fucks you over right
but yeah that's that's what
he was this thing all right okay lord jesus
you guys so it's morning
time it's been a horrible night it's been thundering all night long and luke

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had a bad dream that he was back in that package store once again seeing his
friend get smashed with the with the machete so then when he wakes up he's outside.
He goes back inside and everybody's just going through some shit.
Everybody going through some shit. He done when Luke has a wound on his chest.

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We don't know where the hell it came from.
Like somebody was trying to get to his heart, to his soul, to his chest.
And that's bleeding. And then, which one done pissed themselves? Yeah.
I think it's Hutch. No. Yeah, yeah. No, no, no. No, yeah, Hutch.

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Hutch, yeah. Hutch pissed himself.
Acting like you surprised him. Oh, fuck, man.
You know what happens. You know what happens if you're scared.
If you drink too much. No, you drink it all and that stuff.
Of course he pisses himself. You're going to piss the bed. You know what I'm
saying? Sometimes it happens. It happens. You know, I've had some of the best times.
That's good. I'm like, I'm.

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It's not like you're trying to have some company,
so it happens to Scott and anyway who?
What's his name? Hutch pissed himself dumb over there just he looked like he
saw something he looked like he had a bad dream he had a bad dream as well and

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fellas upstairs without no clothes on,
worshiping the shit that ain't got no head the witchcraft thing yeah he looked
like he sleeped walk upstairs took off all his clothes,
they all just going through it they were all just going through it in this damn
house that they shouldn't have been in to begin with if they had did what?

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Reversed their ass out of this forest and what? they had some rap and the thing
that surprised me is like they're showing this scene,
of Phil you know putting his shoes
on and he's you know taking his to start
tying their shoes no no sir you need to get the fuck out like immediately you

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know you don't have to un-style your shoes when you're trying to escape you
know i mean so yeah you go triple umpteen ways you didn't come over with it
come on with it we didn't get about it either way.
They had decided to you know get out
of their house they hurrying up they packed up they should they got out as fast

(35:48):
as they could i mean that
took their precious stuff i don't know what you talking about i don't know what
you call fast but that looked like they were taking their precious stuff button
it but not buttoning their shirts yeah but don was very upset he's very upset
he's He's like, her gonna fuck up, get y'all shit, just throw y'all shit.

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So when they went outside, he saw a path.
And he's like, you know, we don't know where we're going. So I'm just going
to take this path because path leads to civilization.
So he decided to get on the path. And they were like, you don't know where that's going to go.
But Dom's like, fuck what y'all about to do. I'm going on this path.
So they're on the path. They're all talking about what happened to them.

(36:33):
This one talking about I woke up pissing on myself. So this one's about I woke
up worshiping the devil. This one's talking about this little third.
And then they came across another damn house or cottage or cabin in the woods.
Somebody talking about, oh, should we check it out? Should we check it out?
Should we have a look-see?

(36:57):
Sometimes it's white people behavior. I'm tired of it. My head hurts. My head hurts.
When are we gonna learn we just lost
our shit in the last house why are we gonna go
into this house as well anyway let's
continue so they are in the middle of the forest trying to figure out where

(37:22):
they're going you know i'm saying they are obviously very lost i'm gonna say
it they they're lost they don't know where they're going they're just trying to be on a path Yeah.
Either way, Luke went to go check out a ranch or something. He went to go check out. He came back.
I don't even know. He said he saw that there's something in these woods.

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We are not alone in the forest. OK, there's a creature in this forest and it's
big and it's we don't know what it is.
It's not a monkey. It's not a rat. It's not a deer.
It's not a bear. It's something very intimidating.
Very intimidating. We don't know what it is. either way he comes back to tell
him and he's like I saw it in the morning I didn't tell y'all guys when we came

(38:07):
out the house I saw it and it put this thing on my chest so then Dom you know Dom,
Dom is real I'm gonna put it like that Dom is real so Dom is like you didn't
didn't nobody do that to you you did that to yourself you know I'm saying so
Dom is one of those friends that everybody you know you talk amongst your friends

(38:27):
and you talk about one of your other friends.
Dom is the friend that'll be like fuck what y'all we're talking about I'm gonna
let this bitch know what we will say it you know what I'm saying so Dom was like.
End of the day you're just a coward you's a bitch you
didn't do nothing to help what's his face that got that got
hit up in the bar got get that got got that got got in the packet story you

(38:54):
didn't do shit you're just a punk ass bitch at the end of the day you're a punk
ass bitch and then you know everybody else think you're a punk ass bitch everybody
think you're a punk ass bitch but don't
the only one to say something you know i'm saying so they're like come
on now let's not do in the woods we're in the middle of the we're
in the middle of nowhere let's maybe wait till we get to the
to the to back to civilization you know

(39:15):
i'm saying but no look it's like
oh no no no say with your chest say it
with your chest is that what you say what you stand on business
stand on business stand on business sit
with your chest what's up i think i think that
um that creature or whatever the hell which was
just watching them you know getting you know just

(39:36):
for entertainment just watching them you know yeah i'm pretty sure he had a
popcorn like yeah yeah this this this is this is it right here that's what i've
been living for because i'm pretty sure he boarded that damn forest so when
he see a little bit of drama yeah he ain't even coming to attack them because
he's like let me just stay in the cut and see what they're talking about you know what i'm saying,
so they over here yeah you don't want to go no netflix um actors out in them woods.

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He gotta get his entertainment how you get it you know
i'm saying so then luke starts to push
on dom and in his defense dom can't really fight
you you know i'm saying he got a broken leg right now so he's like of course
you get you gonna push me because of course i'm the one that's
down bad right now so you've got all this strength for me you've got
all the strength for your friends but you ain't had no strength

(40:24):
to fight the niggas that was killing your other friend you
know i'm saying so dom is like i
won't give a damn because luke is like oh you're not my friend
you're no longer my fucking friend and dom is like oh
i'm not your friend i don't give a fuck bitch i needed you to know straight
up i ain't a big loss here to go help you in a fight exactly
you can't help me to do nothing no ways punk ass bitch so this this is where

(40:49):
we at y'all this is where we at did you got something to say scott no look he's
a bitch that's all Maluka's a bitch okay so.
You guys so phil who what hutch they are they they decided to pitch a tent in

(41:09):
the forest you know before they continue because i'll tell you they're getting
nowhere fast they're getting nowhere,
in no time and they decided to pitch a tent so they all fell asleep and then
when they woke up Wait, wait, wait, Robin Robin, you, how are you?
Oh, sorry Robin, how are you going to skip the part When he's You know, he got that dream again,

(41:38):
Because he's always dreaming about Meeting that damn pastor Yeah,
but it's like The thing was watching You know, that last argument And he found out that he's a coward.
And he got crazy guy to say it in his dream so you know right oh crazy guy said

(41:58):
coward yeah he was like guys i'm trying my best just just to focus on this movie but it's so hard so,
yeah it's it's just a lot going on for no reason and so yeah he he fell asleep
and wake up now wake up and then now hutch is gone wait because there was a creature,

(42:23):
in the forest and they heard
it outside of the tents oh yeah right and
then when they woke up hutch's tent was gone and
hutch is gone and then you hear him you hear a creature like
a just imagine the demons in
your soul comes to life that's what it sounds like and you can hear hud screaming

(42:45):
and they are like where's he at they don't know so now they're trying to figure
it out right wait you forgot to mention that um phil was praying again,
Yeah, so.
You think the thing was trying to turn him into one of his.

(43:10):
Worshippers? Yeah, like a slave or something. Yes, you'll find out at the end that that's.
We'll talk about it later. We'll talk about it later. We'll talk about it later.
We'll talk about it later. So they're trekking through.
What would you call it? Trekking through the forest.
So they're trekking through the forest. And just like in the beginning where

(43:30):
we saw the deer hanging from the tree with its,
you know, after they took out all its insides and that was their warning to
not go into the forest, right? Because they saw that shit right away.
And they're looking for Hutch. And Hutch is up in the trees,
spread eagle, took out all his insides, just like they did with the deer.

(43:56):
What I said when God said what? I forgot already people that watch this channel hate this,
so forget it we'll take notes next time and remember God told the ass to come
back out but God was giving them all the war inside to take your ass back out

(44:17):
that forest and go around the mountain,
Yeah, you're right.
I'm just saying. Probably not. I was looking at Tom.
I'm just saying. Oh, my God. Now it's just gone, y'all. It's just gone.

(44:39):
Hutch is first to go. You know, I thought Hutch was actually the one that was going to make it out.
You know, we should do that. Before we watch a movie, let's do that,
you guys. We're going to do that.
That's gonna be a new segment we got the hitchhiker scale we ain't got no hitchhiking
going on in here they're just hiking period and now we have the the survivor the survivor,

(45:04):
yeah so at the beginning of the movie we're gonna see the characters you know
i'm saying before anything happens we're just gonna see the characters see how
they are and we're going to take a vote me and scott are going to take a vote
individually on who we think is gonna live until the end then we're gonna let
y'all know at the end who we thought was gonna live and you know,

(45:24):
so scott's out here just go with yeah i
thought it was the the movie kind
of obviously tell you who's gonna live well not didn't make it obvious because
oh some movies here you have um all four people live sometimes you know but
they're real shook up or something right yeah but you know Hutch had some good

(45:47):
leadership qualities to him.
That's what I was like thinking, damn, he gonna make it through this one. You know?
So, yeah, the person I feel well with is, you know, ended up as um... Hutch was the calm one.
Hutch was the one that was really dealing with their bullshit.
Like, come on guys, let's get it together, y'all. Let's be friends.

(46:11):
Let's think about this. let's not jump over the deep edge yeah let's go this way,
let's go up this hill because the compass isn't working out I'm going to tell
you I think the compass says to go this way so let's go this way I don't know,
okay so Scott thought Hutch was gone I'm just going to say right now I kind

(46:34):
of figured Luke is going to live no I thought he was going to die the wickedest way,
Well, I'm not going to give it away You know Yeah,
we're just going to keep it pushing See who lives You know what I'm saying, wink wink Okay.
Okay Okay So they're still in the forest now, just in case You were wondering,

(47:01):
And then What happened, Scott? Go ahead, don't be,
happened first like uh oh yeah i guess you know hutch is missing i mean i should miss it,
i mean hutch is uh dead so basically they don't have a leader you know nobody

(47:25):
with no leadership qualities they're just um running around with uh chicken with no head and um.
Um yeah this movie is
a lot of squinting you guys just so you know it's a
lot of squinting to see if you're seeing shit

(47:46):
because they'll let you look around like you see shit because the the
creature blends in with the woods oh yeah yeah
yeah so it's a lot of times you've got to be like is are we
looking at the creature like what's going on why are we looking over there
you know i'm saying because they got you looking around and it's
like you don't even know what you looking around about that's what
a lot of this movie is just you looking around

(48:07):
oh yeah yeah that's true trying to figure out if
you see something or not you know i'm saying i'm like i'm not the
one that decided to go hiking in the first motherfucking place well i gotta
be looking around you know i'm saying either way they they they out here like
scott said just trying to figure it out and then luke thinks he sees the end

(48:28):
and what'd you say scott we don't see but But he's like, but hey.
Yeah, it doesn't look like a whole bunch more, you know, bullshit.
It looks like a whole bunch more trekking through the woods.
But he's like, hey, I see it. Hutch was right. It's right over there.

(48:49):
So as he's doing all of that, Dom is over there and Phil is over there.
Yeah, he left Dom and Phil. He left Dom and Phil.
When he went back to them phil's looking around phil's looking around with a flashlight,
somebody hear something you hear something and
then that creature came and snatched him up now i

(49:12):
don't think you guys we're gonna talk about the quiet place one day eventually
the quiet place is gonna show up on the roster of movies to watch and you guys
are gonna have the choice of saying whether you want us to review that movie
or not and in the quiet place this creature came,
and just any kind of noise it come to snatch your ass up so it gave me quiet place vibes,

(49:37):
how that thing came and snatched a feel it reminded me of the quiet place so
just to give you all a little scenario for what this creature's all about but
um get something else okay,
we got two two down now two down two to go yep all right.

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Oh, my God. So. They're in the woods again. If you, you know.
Yeah, they're still in the woods. Still in the forest.
So they, we said Phil was gone, right? Phil was gone.
Yeah. Phil is extra dead. Phil is dead. They hung up, strung up, had the handle dry.
And then, so it's just Luke and Dom.

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And, you know, they decided to try to run away from the creature.
Creature because the creature is in the forest he's he's
he's strictly in he's in
the forest playing hide and seek at this point he's really
trying to get something so they decided to run then they found a path that led
them back to a cabin the path was lit up with like fire stakes i guess yeah

(50:50):
yep and it led them back to a cabin and they went into the cabin and then when
When they got into the cabin,
they were looking around, and somebody knocked them out.
No, no, no. They weren't looking around, Robin. You know, they entered the cabin so fast.
You know, they're in a panic, and they, you know, what's his fucking name?

(51:15):
Mr. Coward. What's his name? Luke. Yeah, Luke is on the ground,
and he's trying to close the door.
No, Dumb is trying to close the door with his foot. and
luke is just looking looking around he's um upside down he's still in the panic
though and he's just looking around you see a lady sitting on the bed or something

(51:36):
a record player and then you see a somebody standing beside him with you know but he's just looking at
their foot right yeah and you know that person kicked him and to knock him out so yeah okay,
so yeah that's where we're at so they got knocked out and then there's a little

(52:01):
hole in the room they made a little hole.
So they could peep out outside and look around and they're looking around at
these strange ass people that are looking all strange yeah they look malnutrient
they look very skinned too yeah,

(52:22):
very very hungry if i
was them i'd be angry too because i'm very hungry so
i'd knock a motherfucker out as well that looked
like they got some meat on their boat so yeah that's what's going on wait wait
wait wait they were trying to escape right yeah and then oh yeah they were trying
to reach for like a bottle or something to cut the rope so they could cut the

(52:46):
ropes and figure out something else.
But somebody, three people came in, and they're looking at them sideways.
Yeah, this old lady comes in, and she's one of them old ladies, you know?
Them old people that, you know, they always act like they have some gum in their
mouth, and they're chewing it. And you actually sound like, what the fuck are they chewing?

(53:08):
What kind of lung? What's everlasting? That's a good one.
They chewing on their cunts like a cow. You know how the cow bring up the cunt
like they were chewing grass, and then they throw it up, and then they start chewing on it?
If you're an old person watching this, what the fuck are you chewing on?

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Oh my god Okay, so apparently Dom is going to be a sacrifice.
Yeah, he said he'd been having those dreams that we didn't know about.
It was him being taken away by the, no, being offered as a sacrifice that thing. Right.

(54:00):
And he's saying it's going to be touching them and some sort of shit.
And uh before the thing
would come and touch him like he would see his wife gail yeah so i guess he
knew his fate right yeah so that's what he was scared of you know so shook up

(54:24):
about right yeah it's daytime i'm surprised he didn't piss himself too,
i would like to know what uh what's his name what's his name i don't know but
he probably dreamt about being back home drinking a lot and pissing himself when he go to bed.
Anyways so fit dumb they they it's daytime and they take him out there to string

(54:52):
him up and get him ready for the sacrifice yeah early in the morning first thing
in the morning no not 8 o'clock 7 in the morning 6 o'clock so I'd come out laughing.
It was early as hell I didn't even hear one cock crew not one rooster crewing,

(55:12):
stretching everybody that ate breakfast,
drunk their coffee and they brought him to be the sacrifice very early in the
morning and then we see that it is night time yeah sons of bitches,
they strung him up in the morning knowing that shit is coming to eat his ass
in the night time or do whatever the hell he's going to do it's coming in the

(55:35):
night time so it's night time now at least let the guy get some rest you know,
yes let him get his last bit of sleep yeah I'm stringing up in the last like
what in the last maybe 20 minutes yeah 20 minutes or 30 minutes all day this guy really.

(55:59):
Struggle Struggle. Struggle. Just like, okay. Just suffer it. Just wait it.
Okay, wait. All right, I've been here for an hour now. You know when you struggle
for an hour, you're like, okay, all right. I'm ready.
How much time is this then?
I don't even know. It's about maybe eight hours. Just kill the guy. Damn. All right.

(56:22):
Anyways, yeah. All right. So.
Oh. Dom is dead, y'all. Yeah, Dom is dead.
We saw his wife. He was hallucinating about seeing his wife who was black.
So we see that Dom is down for a swirl. I'm watching this movie.

(56:44):
I just noticed something.
I think it's inspired a whole bunch of scenes and stuff in this movie are inspired by.
Berserk. because that scene right there with Dom's wife you know coming towards

(57:05):
him and then you know she kind of touched him and you know and then the next
second he realizes it's the thing that's from,
Berserk so I'm gonna say yeah Berserk yeah and the signs I saw those are signs from Berserk so yeah.

(57:29):
Yeah that's what i gotta say so yeah okay
so yeah dumb is
gone y'all yeah he's dead close your eyes back back ahead close your eyes oh
yeah uh just in the nick of time i think yeah i should have said this too as
soon as uh dumb died what's his name again hello oh my god i I always forget to plug it.

(57:58):
Luke, in the nick of time, you know, just to save his own ass,
you know, got his loose, you know, got the loose from being tied up. So, yeah.
Right. Mm-hmm.
It's okay. Okay.

(58:18):
Well, everybody's gone except Luke, so. Yeah.
Mm-hmm. let's see if it live shall we wink wink like we don't know but let's just see,
let's just see so he's loose now he done saw that dumb is dead and yeah okay so.

(58:38):
This is a whole bunch of craziness where these people are worshipping some kind
of god that's keeping them alive,
they don't feel no pain yeah that lady was she trying to make friends with him
or something i don't know but either way so.
They're they're there right and so

(58:59):
luke is like okay i gotta do something i
gotta get up out of here yeah so he hears
you hear like a noise like a preacher preaching to
a choir and then the people are like repeating what
the preacher is saying yeah so you hear that and
he hears it he goes up to the to the sound hears that it's in a room so then

(59:21):
he opens up the door no he grabs a what's called a torch yeah he grabs a torch
and he he opens up the door and then all of a sudden everybody stopped and it's
almost like they're like
so ain't

(59:42):
no more noise so then he's looking around and he
see the thing at the altar and he see the people said the the ugly things i
don't know what the hell that shit is they sitting down and then all of a sudden
one starts to move and then they all kind of start to move so then he He just
takes the torch and gently puts it on them and starts setting their ass on fire and slowly walk out.

(01:00:05):
Yeah, like, you have all the time in the world. Just gently,
you know, lighting them on fire.
I'm about to murder you guys now, okay?
All right. And they're just there scared. What? What?
The other ones you know they're trying to wait on
their person so everything's getting lit on fire

(01:00:25):
let me get that soul up out of you you know what i'm
saying so then he's running
up the steps now to try to get up out the house because dom
did say set this bitch on fire dom said don't no matter what set this burn this
bitch to the ground so you know it seemed like every time one of them dies everybody
else tries to live up to the expectations you know what i'm saying But so then

(01:00:49):
he tried to go out the door. So he's running down the steps.
And then that old ass lady that's still, is she still chewing on her gum?
Yeah, she was. She was chewing on her gum. Yeah. She just started.
And he was like, she was right there in front of him. So then he decided.
No, like she was going to do something. Right. So he decided to clunk that bitch.

(01:01:10):
One punch. What you call, who the one punch man?
One punch man. You know, the Chinese, Asian.
Oh, you're talking about, oh, yeah, one punch.
He did a one punch better than that. And clocked that bitch.
Immediately fall down. No sounds.
No nothing. That bitch didn't even make a squeak. She just hit the ground. That was it.

(01:01:36):
She called in. Oh, there she is.
She had an elephant around her neck.
Okay all right okay so once
he went downstairs or whatever he went to a room at

(01:01:58):
a whole bunch of guns and shit in it after he caught
grandma right and no the thing is
the the same house that had the the
prisoner in it and all the guns packed up
nicely you know the what what
else was in there all kinds of weapons yeah weapons
you know every day the girl didn't tell nobody that he was walking around freely

(01:02:22):
you know yes so he went and copped him a gun you know i'm saying copped him
one of them shotguns and then he started to shoot at the people or whatever
to get up out of there so then the,
their looking thing their goat whatever demon thing it's supposed to be it saw

(01:02:43):
that the house was on fire it saw the commotion the people started losing they
shit they outside bowed down like oh shit we didn't do it please forgive us oh lord.
Don't take us so they you know they outside
down and down it's mad as hell it
decided to take the lady because it was like bitch i feel like it's you
i feel like you're the problem so it picked

(01:03:03):
the lady up oh yeah probably it picked
her up like bitch something tells me you the reason you
the reason this is happening so this is
that yeah so yep so
luke you know right now you try to escape the
thing got to chasing him it tried to

(01:03:24):
get him to bow down to it but he
refused he kept standing up and then he kept
reliving the moment in the in the in the package store it's
almost like it's giving them strength like you made your
friend lose his life because you weren't being brave so it's time for you to
be brave it's almost like it's reminding him it's time for you to be brave you
know i'm saying you've been a punk your whole life it's time for you to be how

(01:03:48):
you feel you don't feel that way wait a minute wait so the creature thing it took him.
Close to this axe so we knew the axe was there right that's what happened i don't know,
the axe was on the ground i don't know where the act i think he
had he had took up the axe so he dropped it he took

(01:04:10):
the axe out of where he got the gun from or somewhere
or somebody had the axe and he took it out he took it
out the house he took it out the house it was on the brown no it was on the
ground and he took it out the house oh i thought the creature was um testing
if he's gonna do something or
he just dropped it so i'm trying to pick it back up oh okay so anyway he.

(01:04:36):
Slashed the creature in the middle of the forehead and then the creature started
losing and it started running after him then he ran out the forest he was so
close he ran out the forest and then the creature starts doing its.
And then he goes and the creature's like oh okay okay you think you're bad,

(01:05:03):
and he's like and the creature's like okay you got it it's cool,
that's the end of the movie y'all the creature said fuck it you're free to go
the creature said fuck it you are free to go after all that commotion all that commotion,

(01:05:26):
and for what all these people dead and for what,
All this torture we went through, and for what? This movie.
All this time I was praying for this movie. I was praying. We've been praying
since the beginning. I mean, like, okay.
Since the, what, who, who's the, who, who, what's the sunlight rising up?

(01:05:51):
What production is that?
I think I'm back to the beginning. Oh, entertainment something, something.
Entertainment? Entertainment. that's fine i'm sorry people hold on so it's from
netflix it's from that so since the entertainment one symbols come up there
are little sign thing that they do and then.

(01:06:13):
Imaginarium the imaginarium comes up because that's also and i've heard about
imaginary before so you know it's bullshit so i was ready to go to bed from
see that you know so yeah ever since Since the beginning of the damn movie,
we've been like, Jesus, when is it going to end, Lord?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Please, God, please.

(01:06:35):
Any day now. I'm sorry, y'all. If you're watching this. Luke lived,
by the way. Sure. He didn't clock back.
The person who I was wishing and praying for to die. I'm happy tomorrow.
Oh, my Lord, Jesus. Oh, Robin, we should do that, too.
Who you want to die? No, yeah, yeah. Okay, so we're going to do this.

(01:06:58):
We're going to do who we think should die and who we believe is going to live.
So, yeah, okay, that's good. Because, you know, most of the time you can kind
of predict who's going to live.
Because they show them more in the trailer or whatever.
But you never know who's going to die. So that's great. Let's try to think who's going to die first.

(01:07:19):
Who's going to die first. Okay?
So, great. right so y'all kid next time we're gonna tell you
in the beginning who's we think gonna live and
who we think is gonna die who we thought because we're gonna see the movie of
course so we're gonna say who we thought was gonna die first okay so thank you

(01:07:40):
guys once again for listening let's go over the next four movies god are you
ready for this list are you excited,
i'll say anything.
Okay, so first movie that's going to be on the list of the four movies is Repulsion,

(01:08:02):
which was made back in 1965.
Did you see that? No.
Okay, and then we got Lake Mungo that was made in 2008.
Lake what? Mungo. Okay. Sounds interesting.
Okay, Black Sunday, 1977.

(01:08:22):
That sounds familiar. Sounds familiar? You think you saw that? Oh, no, no, no, no.
I'm mixing Black Sunday. I'm thinking of Black Christmas.
No, okay. Yeah. Okay, okay, okay. And I walk with a zombie.
I walked with a zombie. And that's 1943.

(01:08:43):
A whole bunch of movies. I've never heard of. Never seen.
So great. A bunch of movies. I haven't seen them either. But I did look up these
movies. And they seem like.
This is a pretty good batch.
Yeah. That's what we said about the ritual. I don't remember.
Remember but either way this

(01:09:06):
is a pretty good batch we're gonna see what you guys choose
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(01:09:28):
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(01:09:49):
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And also subscribe to our YouTube channel. Okay. And also follow us on Patreon.

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We're working on something for, join Patreon actually. Join us on Patreon.
Choose a tear. We're working on some exciting things for Patreon for you guys.
Some things are brewing. Made that right, Scott?
You're looking confused like we didn't talk about that.
There's something interesting that we're working on for patreon so you can join

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now for free but later once you see what we have to offer you might want to
choose a tier so just join our patreon,
join our patreon family follow us on all our platforms everything will be in the description,
for this audio so all you got to do is click on the link tree and the link tree will take you

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there okay so you ain't gotta do them individually just
click on the link tree and it will take you to all the good stuff okay made
it nice and easy for you no no hassle no hassle at all all right so thank you
guys once again for listening and remember it ain't even that scary,

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and that's why we laugh while we scream say goodbye scott.
Music.