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Music.
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Um, I am so happy to be back again with a second episode for you guys.
And of course, like I said last time, we are discussing the movie Speak No Evil.
So like I said, if you haven't seen it, please see it so that when I get into
these commentary, you can keep up with what I'm talking about.
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Or like I said, if you don't want to, you know, if you don't want to see it
and you You just want to get up in it with me, by all means.
Do you? Do you boo-woo? Do you boo-woo?
So we are in, are we still in Pisces season?
Is it still Pisces? Yeah. Yeah, right?
Yeah. So, yeah, it's still Pisces time.
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So happy birthday to all our Pisces.
This is your season. And 2024 is your year. You grab it by the balls.
Okay, so let's begin with a quick disclaimer because last time I put it towards
the end and then let me put it at the beginning so that I'm crossing all my
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T's and dotting all my I's.
So quick disclaimer, I will be discussing a movie that you may or may not have
watched and it is to your discretion on whether or not you will still be listening.
Listening if you would prefer to see the movie
before listening please do so and return for
the commentary if you are totally fine with not
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seeing the movie but would still like to hear the
commentary stick around and enjoy the audio and like I said I appreciate everybody
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What is two dollars if you broke just say that
i'm just kidding okay so
like i said today we are talking about the
movie speak no evil and let
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me just tell y'all this movie is is bullying at
its finest like this is the
definition of bullying like soft
bullying somebody like straight up they were being
bullied that's that's that's all this is this
man and his wife and his kid were
being bullied by these two people but
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like i said i'll get into the movie so you'll know what i'm talking about but
this is the definition of bullying just so you know if
you you don't know what bullying is this this right here is it this this
shit right here this this is what bullying
is so go watch this if you want to know what bullying is all about because some
people was bullied and they just they he just this man just straight up let
his family get bullied like them anyway so quick information about the movie
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like I like to do that I like to let y'all
know you know where you can watch it when it was made blah blah so yeah speak
no evil was it came out in 2022 it is a horror mystery and with a runtime of
an hour and 37 minutes okay let's see.
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I also like to let you know where you can see it so that just like I said,
if you want to see it before you come and listen to the podcast,
because like you can always pause this after I tell you where you can go see
it and watch it and come on back.
You know, I'm saying that's that's the beauty of technology.
You know, I'm saying you don't have to listen.
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You know, I'm saying all the way through. You got a pause button.
Just hit that bitch and then come on back.
OK, so you can see it on YouTube.
Sling TV, the Roku channel, Amazon Prime videos, I think under Shudder,
because that's what I have. I have it under Shudder.
Vudu, Google Play, Movies and TV, Apple TV and AMC Plus.
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With Vudu, of course, you know, with Vudu and Google Play and Apple TV,
you will have to pay a little, you know a little rent
fee or you you'll have to purchase it
and the rent free for it is like
$2.99 to $4.99 between those
those three plat would you call
it platform yeah either way
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that those are your options also i'd
like to discuss like i told you guys before the
imdb ratings to to let you know how good this
movie is and like I said you know anything
over a seven or anything over a six for a scary movie tends to be pretty decent
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because scary movies horror movies mysteries stuff like that they do not get
high ratings you know I'm saying they never touch on a nine or a 10.
I can go Google for y'all like or you
can Google for yourself like what movies have
received like a nine and over in the horror and thriller and mystery genre category
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on IMDb to see what those movies are and then if you've seen them yourself then
you can definitely judge that yeah that shit deserved that nine but I haven't personally done that.
But like I said, I've seen a lot of horror movies and stuff.
And even if it's really good to me, if it's really good, it's still below an 8.
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You know what I'm saying? There's nothing touching on 9 or 10 in the IMDb rating
scale for horror movies often.
So this one received a 6.6 out of 10 from IMDb and 84% on Rotten Tomatoes.
There's something called a audience rating summary and apparently you got a 6.2 out of 5 stars,
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out of 434 people that left that rating
so yeah if you want to check that
out like I said if you want to google it and just see what
I'm talking about to make sure I actually know
what I'm talking about that's that's what
I'm talking about so yeah how are
you guys feeling is everybody good is everybody ready
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to get into this movie are
you excited yeah all right
so let's get into it
so speak no evil it starts out where these people well you know what my bad
girl I forgot to say who the main characters are in the movie because we've
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done that in the last one and this time I'll actually say the name of the character.
Like I said, the last episode was my first one.
So please be merciful on me.
Okay. I had to go listen to it and I had to dissect it and see what I did wrong.
Say, okay, we can change these things and, you know, try to make it better.
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Because as we go along, things should get better. Right?
So I looked over it to see where I felt like I made some you know some major
mistakes and try to make sure that on this one I corrected some of those issues
also I do have my email in the description.
Below this recording. And I would love it if you guys would email me any kind of commentary or,
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you know, anything kind of criticism that you have to say, because I like for
when people give me their opinions on what they see and how I could make it
better, you know, because I'm pretty sure whatever you're thinking,
other people are probably also thinking that.
So whatever you hear and you're like, OK,
bitch, you could have said this instead of this, you know I'm
saying or why not do this instead of doing this or
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to make it better bliss you know either way
I would I would take that I would take
all that because like I said I like constructive criticism and I will I like
to hear people's opinions so I will greatly appreciate it emails in the description
so please email me feel free I will read it and And I will be like, thank you, ma'am.
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Thank you. So I appreciate it. Okay. So let's see here.
So in this movie, we have about six main characters.
So I'm only doing main characters. I'm not going to do the man that was walking
across the street or the lady that I'm just doing the main six or whoever the main characters are.
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Whenever we watch a movie, if we've got about 10 main characters,
then I'll go over to 10, you know, but I'll just do the main character.
The ones that you see the most the ones that are most important to the
to the movie so in this movie and
please forgive me if i am butchering their
names are not pronouncing their names correctly la la la okay so we have since
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since oh cm coke and she plays lewis we have lois we have Karina Smulders and she plays Karen.
We have Morten Brien as Bjorn, Fedja van Huit and he's He's Patrick.
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Oliva Forsberg as Agnes.
And Marius... Marius Dams... Dams Liv.
Yeah. And he's Abel. Abel.
Yeah. So, those are the main six that we're going to see in this movie.
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There's not too many side characters. so yeah these are the main six that are
the most important and let me just say,
this time I will mention names like I said as we're going along I will be sure,
to mention their names and say you know such-and-such is doing such-and-such okay.
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Okay, it's also important to note that there are two, like I said, there's two families.
Each has a husband, wife, and a child.
And it's a Danish family and a Dutch family.
So, you know, they speak their Dutch and their Danish language.
I don't, yeah, they, so the Danish family is the one that will be visiting the Dutch family.
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Just so we're aware of which is which.
Okay so the movie starts off with
this raggedy car and you
know it's raggedy because you can hear like every every bolt every
jolt every little kiss of
the car you can hear the little squeaky squeak as it's driving along
and it's driving along a dirt road and then towards this
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bunch of headlights all you see in the
distance is some headlights okay so
then you see the couple there's a
couple that's in the car because they pull up
and then the two of them get out and then
we cut to another scene where we see karina i'm sorry we see lois bjorn and
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agnes at a pool you know they're getting their son they're getting their son
in you know i'm saying they have a pool agnes splish splashing and of course
parents chilling just reading a book please don't get the episode.
That produce yes it's like you all right so
then after they're at the like i said
they're at the pool and when patrick approaches beyond was
like y'all using this chair right here and
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he's like no motherfucker i'm sorry
he said are you using
this chair and he's like yes i got my shit on it duh
bitch of course i'm using it i'm just playing he was like
no you know you can take it you you
straight you can you can borrow it and that's when we see
Patrick and his family on the other side of
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the pool okay so they are on vacation of
course um that's why they were outside you know against getting their son in
or whatever so they are at they're on vacation and um so the next scene is where
we see that they left the Dutch the Danish couple which is Bjorn and Lois they
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They left their daughter with a babysitter of some sort.
And they went to this little dinner gathering that is also being attended by Patrick.
And I'm assuming it's family, but we're not seeing his family. We just saw him.
And then they're there talking about whatever the hell they talk about.
And then Patrick is standing up and making an announcement about some bullshit.
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So next we see that they're at this. Everybody's sitting outside.
Side and they're listening to these people that are like singing like opera
and Bjorn is over here crying like a little bitch I'm just kidding and then
he kind of side-eyed you know I'm saying he's sitting with his wife and everybody
on their phone they're like oh that's so precious,
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let me videotape it like you gonna really go back home and
watch that shit again anyway so anyway they're sitting and he kind of looks
to the side and see Patrick and then Patrick you know like first of all bitch
why are you looking at me because he's looking at him and he's you know they
doing eye contact because he's looking at him and he's looking back at him and
they both looking at each other and I'm like okay,
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Okay, so then they go home and I guess Bjorn can't sleep or whatever.
So he get up and he's staring out the window, just staring quiet,
just looking out the window.
And then he see Patrick looking ass, just look it, just standing there outside looking.
Like, he ain't doing shit. He's just looking at, looking through the window,
you know what I'm saying? Looking at that man, look, like they just looking.
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That's, that's all this is about. Just looking, his looking ass is looking.
So it's the next day and the family is i
guess they're going out for a little walk you know to check out the the
place or whatever and then the little girl agnes
she's like i can't find my bunny like
she has this little stuffed bunny keep in mind this bunny is very important because
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this this one is gonna cause some problems that i'm
like fucking stupid ass bunny but either way keep that
bunny in mind it's very important so she's like i lost my bunny and
the dad is like like so where the fuck did you put it and she's like
I don't I don't know you know she's the woman's
like you know just go look for it and he's like the stupid
ass money which I'm also like this fucking stupid ass
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money but anyway he goes off to look for it and when
he comes back because he found it in some
random ass place and when he comes back he sees
Patrick and his wife wife talking to
his wife and also their
son is there like uh Patrick and his wife's son
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is also there and um you know they're they're exchanging you know their little
greetings I am hi my name is such and such blah blah blah and she's asking the
little boy like you know what's your name and he can't say nothing and he will
find out why the fuck the boy can't say nothing and he Patrick Patrick will
talk about something. Or he has some speaking difficulty.
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Oh, no, no. Of course, of course he does.
So then they are like, Patrick was like, did you guys have lunch yet?
And then they go sit down and have lunch. And this is, of course,
where the wife, you know, she's talking to the other wife.
And the wife goes in there, like Patrick's wife goes in there that,
oh, you like the country? You like this boring shit?
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Yeah, you should come visit us, you know, because we live in the country.
We live in nature. So you should come visit us. You should come visit us.
Also, Louis makes it known that she is a vegetarian.
Okay, so they are talking, you know, having their regular, you know, meal talk.
You know, oh, that's what you eat. You like the burger? Do you like it with
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meat? Or you like vegetarian burger? What kind of burger do you like?
Oh, that look good. Let me taste that. That look good. That look good on your
plate. But anyway, they're having that kind of conversation.
And then somehow Patrick mentioned some shit and Lois, you know, some medical stuff.
And Lois was like, Oh, so you're a doctor. Right.
And Patrick is like, yes, yes, I'm a doctor.
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So after they left that little lunch situation, we see them again at like a dinner.
So I guess they went to another place afterwards where it's like later in the night.
So I believe they're back home, like they're back at where they originally live at.
And the dad went to the mailbox and he got a mail. We don't know what it is yet, but he got a mail.
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And he over here in the bed, they cut to a scene where he's in the bed reading to the daughter.
Bedtime story about some dead death and i'm like what the fuck kind of bedtime story.
This is a children's book you're talking about some death this is
for children okay okay so after
he tucks the daughter in he goes and shows the the
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wife this is beyond he shows his wife what what
is in what was in the mail and it is a postcard
from patrick his wife and patrick
and his wife and it's saying that you know we were
thinking about you basically to sum
up sum it up in a nutshell they're like do you want
to come visit you know i'm saying they're talking about oh long
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walks and food and wine and do you want to come visit at the end of the day
that's what they're saying do you want to come and pay us a visit so after he
discussed this with lois he beyond this is of course he is over here staring
out the window because this man just likes to just Just stare at shit.
Just get out the window and just be staring out from the abyss.
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And then we cut to where Agnes is at a play. I guess she's doing a play at her
school and they are in the audience watching.
And he's still... Bjorn still looks like he's over here in deep thought. Just...
Thinking so after the
play they're back at their apartment house whatever
and um they have another couple
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that's over and you know once again bjorn just looks like his asses in deep
thought because either way why are you thinking about this shit so much like
why are you so you don't know these people from a can of paint like you literally
just met them why are you in such deep thought thought of why you should visit them.
Like, why are you in such deep thought of, oh, let me go visit.
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But you don't know these motherfuckers. You don't know these people.
So why are you so concerned of whether or not you should go visit?
Like, why are you so pressed?
So, of course, because he's so concerned, they're at dinner and with this couple that's in the house.
I don't, i don't know who they are but he mentions to them you know about the invitation that he had,
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from them two and then they're discussing it they're discussing it and they're
like the wife is like no you know we already flew already we you know i'm saying
that's enough traveling we already did enough this year and then the couple's
like oh well you could drive,
which i would i would also say if you can drive go
ahead and drive because then your ass can dip out you know when you're
ready to dip you can just throw them deuces up and jump in your shit and
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go so the couple of course
talks them into going because they're like you know it
it's gonna look kind of bad if you should decline if you're like
no bitch I don't fucking know you so no I ain't coming they're like nah that's
kind of rude you know I'm saying it's kind of rude and plus it'd be nice to
have friends in in further places you know it's it's nice to have friends that
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are at a distance so that if you ever need to visit you know you have friends over there.
Sure so you know what that means apparently they done taught themselves into
going to go visit these fucking people that they don't even know shit about
they don't know these people from nowhere but yeah let's go spend the weekend
with them eight hours away eight hours away,
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at a place that we don't even know nothing about,
Okay, so next we'll see them on a boat because I'm thinking, I'm assuming.
Of course, you got to take a boat, like a little ship, a little boat over to
the land and then rent a car and go where you got to go. So that's what they do.
So then we pull up to the house and, you know, of course, they come out and
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they're like, Oh, so glad you're here. So glad you came to visit.
And they're like, Oh, it's so beautiful. And blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Okay, so they go inside the house and they're showing them around and they're
like, you know, there's the kitchen. There's the room that you guys are going to stay in.
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And then the wife mentions that the husband is cooking wild boar.
Mind you, Lois is vegetarian and that bitch made it known.
I only eat vegetables and trees and grass. ass and then
the the mother what's
her name Karen she takes Agnes and
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Lois to the little boy's room
Abel and then shows them a little cot thing
on the ground that looks like something you sleep on in prison
and was like this is where the little girl gonna sleep and she's
looking like she look at her mama like bitch be
fucking for real so the mama's like oh you know we'll figure it out we'll figure
and then in another in another room Patrick is telling Bjorn you know to come
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with him to let him show in this pool so yeah he he goes off with him okay so
now they're back in the kitchen and,
Patrick is cutting the roast up and he hands Lois specifically a piece of the
roast and he's like just taste it you know just get a little bite if this is
my favorite part and she's looking like Like, no, I'm good.
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And I'm like, didn't this bitch fucking tell you that she's vegetarian?
Like, how fucked up are you to give a vegetarian meat to try?
After she specifically told y'all when she met y'all.
I mean, of course, maybe you had forgot, but why her specifically,
which means you being a bitch because you didn't even offer it to the husband.
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You don't tell the husband, okay, you taste it. I specifically handed it to
her. It was like, taste it.
And I'd have been like, bitch, no, the fuck? No. Cause I told you I'm vegetarian.
But of course, like I said, what I said in the beginning, this movie is bullying at its finest.
This is bullying at its finest right here. and
of course bjorn this bitch because i'm
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gonna just let y'all know this man is this man is a bitch okay he
didn't even say no remember my wife is vegetarian
she can't eat that she doesn't
want to eat meat he's like oh yeah you know just
just give a little just give a little bit just a little
bit you know just taste it just to be nice just
taste it i took him in the room and been
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like like bitch you bitch okay so
then we see b-man walking outside
and he's looking around and then he goes
to this outside shed thing i don't know what the hell
and he's looking through the window then he turns around and the
little boy abel is behind him and he's like oh what's that
little dude and he doesn't say nothing
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of course and he opened the
little boy abel starts to open his mouth you can
see that he has no tongue his
tongue is gone and he's knocking on Patrick is knocking on the window you know
as soon as he opened up his mouth Patrick knocks on the window and they don't
say because they do their language and they don't translate for you what he
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says but I'm assuming he says Ava do that to the fucking house so now they're
back in the house everybody's sitting down Patrick.
Karen, Lois, and Bjorn,
they're sitting down having a conversation and you can hear in the background
Abel making some kind of morning noise like he's like crying or whatever and
Patrick and Karen are just talking like it's a regular day like they just carrying on conversation,
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and of course you can see that Bjorn and Lois
are looking like y'all on here and crying like are y'all gonna check on him
is he okay like is he okay and of course they're like oh he's fine fine mind
your business he's fine so then Patrick tells them that you know he's having some kind of,
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reaction to his disease that he has which is let me let me yeah this disease he calls congenital.
Agglossia which is apparently quote unquote I'm gonna say because of course
the bitch is fucking lie whatever the fuck this disease is and he says it's
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where he was born without a tongue,
okay so now we see them getting ready for bed and the daughter comes into the
room because i'm assuming she couldn't sleep on that damn little ass cot so
she comes into the room in the bed with them and they're like you know everything's
gonna be fine it's gonna be a good weekend everything is gonna be fine by the grace of god,
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God is good and we're going to be okay. Okay, so it's the next day and they're
at this far away, like this big old field.
And it looks like they went on for a little walk or whatever to this big field with like a windmill.
And it has a little playground with like a slide and a swing.
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And we are at a scene where Agnes is trying to go down the slide,
but Abel is sitting at the bottom of the slide.
So she calls her mama she's like mama come here can you
tell him to move because I'm trying to slide and he's
just sitting there like he don't like how a slide work
is you slide and then you get the fuck up but he's
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just sitting there so the mother came back and she's like um can you able you
know Agnes wants to try the slide could you get your ass up and he's just sitting
there like he just in there so then the mother goes over to you know Karen and
Patrick and she's like Like, could y'all go tell Abel to move real quick?
Just, you know, just for a second, because Agnes want to go down the slide.
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Can y'all go tell him to move?
So then Patrick just has like this angry look in his face.
And he go over there. He just grabbed his ass up, just draped his ass up and
pulled him off the slide and was like, apologize to the little girl because
that you asked him about the way. Apologize.
And of course, you know, beyond being the bitch that he is, which he's not really
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being a bitch on this occasion, but he's like, no, it's fine.
But you know, he ain't got to say, he ain't got to apologize. It's okay.
She's all right. It's okay. He got up. That's all right. She can slide.
It's okay. We don't want no problems. It's all right. And he's like,
Patrick is like, nah, he ain't going to apologize.
Go ahead. Fucking apologize. Tell him that you're sorry. So then Abel's like, I'm sorry.
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Okay. So when they go back home, Lois and Bjorn are by themselves.
And she's like, come here. You know, I don't
feel feel good like just something
about these people I don't feel I don't feel right I'm not comfortable
I don't feel right Bjorn let's call
him bitch horn let's call him bitch horn it's
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like you know why like why don't you feel okay and then while he's talking to
her Karen walks in and she's like I want to invite y'all to this restaurant
down the street it's really nice I got nice food you know it's a vibe it's a
vibe and they're like oh yeah you know uh you know bjorn and,
lois are like sure yeah that sounds good you know
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we'll come and then bjorn is like you know once she karen steps out the room
bjorn's like and i guess she's really unpleasant i guess this really is some
fucked up situation or whatever and then basically he's just not he's not feeling
like how Lois is feeling.
He's like, it's just a couple more days. We'll be all right.
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Like I said, it's just, it's just one more day, like a day and a half. We will be fine.
So then they're getting ready to go. Karen and Louis and Agnes are getting ready
to go. She has Agnes ready, dressed.
Okay, so this scene right here, this is this kind of, especially because I am
a mother, you know what I'm saying? I have children.
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And it's very uncomfortable to me as well, because she's getting the daughter ready or whatever.
And then the Patrick and Karen are like, oh, we're not taking the kids.
This is just the kids free dinner. we're not taking the kids because you know
Ava wasn't ready he was in his pajamas so then they're like okay come on let's
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go and then this dude came and they're like oh this is the babysitter everybody
in the neighborhood uses him he's really good with kids this this grown-ass man first of all.
Okay like I said this bullying bullying
at its finest of course Louise
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or Lois whatever whatever she was very um she you can
tell she's very uncomfortable with this man watching her
daughter because she don't know him from nowhere which is very understandable she
don't know this man and they're talking about oh he gonna watch the kids
while we go to dinner like this no no the fuck like i don't know him i don't
know him and i have a girl get the fuck out my face but of course you know what
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bjorn not saying nothing and just going with the flow and patrick is like like,
blowing the horn outside,
and he's like, come on, come on now, bring your ass, we gotta go,
you know, Lowe's just looks very uneasy, but Bjorn's just looking like,
let's just go with the flow, you know, we're just flowing, and going,
and flowing, and flowing, and going,
and everything is gonna be all right, he didn't say shit,
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but this is basically this man's whole whole
body language the whole time so
they are heading to a restaurant like i
said and they're like they were like oh it's just it's just right down the street
it's like right around the corner we're just gonna bap bap and we'll be there
but apparently it was taking a little bit longer than you know they thought
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it would be so they're like how long is it gonna be you know i'm saying they're
getting a little unsteady because they're like damn these bitches probably gonna take us.
And do something to us you know i'm saying at this moment they started
to feel that these two people something right
no he's just feeling in the spirit that's something right
they're starting to feel that so yeah they're
like oh no it's just it's coming up it's coming up
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just sit your ass down it's coming up so when they got to the restaurant um
like i said they're they're these people speak dutch or whatever and they're
danish so they're like looking at the looking at the list on the menu they're
like i don't know what the fuck any of this shit is so he's like what's his name,
Patrick is like, don't worry, I got you. You know, I'm gonna order for you.
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I got you. And then he's speaking his language like they're gonna have this, this, and the third.
Blah, blah, blah. Believe me, I got you. I got you. And then Louis is like,
remember, bitch, I'm a vegetarian.
So you better make sure what I put you ordering is vegetarian.
She didn't say it like that. Because, you know, like I said,
they both being bitches and being bullied.
They just taking this bullied at this point. So yeah, so I don't know why I'm
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messing up this man's name at this point.
Patrick is like you don't do
fish though right because you did say you do fish you do that you're
a vegetarian but you do fish and she's like yeah I do fish
because it's better for the environment and the trees and the ocean and the seas
and he's like so you don't think
fish is is being like eating fish is
fucked up like you don't fish is fine like fish and vegetables
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are fine but meat is a problem you know I'm saying
it's that's the kind of attitude he's bringing like he just
so combative you know I'm saying he wants to start
an argument and she's like like and here go
here go her husband bitch the bitch husband he's like oh well you know let's
because it's getting a little awkward let's make a toast so after the toast
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lois downs her glass of wine or whatever and then um patrick is we see where
patrick is up in his dancing,
you know i'm saying doing a doing a dance or whatever then he comes to the table
able to get his wife to dance with him.
And they're just because they're just at this point, they're just kind of trying
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to chill, you know, have conversations. And yeah.
And you know, when you're laughing, but you just feel so uneasy,
like you're trying to laugh away.
Laugh away the uncomfortableness, like you're so uncomfortable,
but you're just trying to laugh it off you know what i'm saying like i'm pretty
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sure you guys understand what i'm trying to explain watch the movie you you'll
get it like it's very uncomfortable you're uncomfortable,
but you're laughing it off that is
what is happening here so bjorn and
lewis decide to get up and dance and you know they're just
dancing all awkward like there's a little little shimmy i'm
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just gonna do a little shimmy you know just to
kind of use the moment because patrick and
karen are like dancing and they like grinding on each other and shit and you
know i'm saying just making bjorn and lewis uncomfortable so they decided you
know we're just gonna go dance so that we can kind of forget about this moment
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so they're they're dancing all awkward and crazy crazy,
then they kind of stop once they see that, you know, Patrick and Karen are like really going at it.
They like really kissing and feeling on each other on the dance floor.
Mind you, I don't see nobody else but them two.
I don't see nobody else but them four of them there. And I don't see nobody else but them.
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Yeah, they they're still looking at him like Bjorn and Lois.
They stop dancing and they just looking at him like.
So then they're done dancing and they get the check, you know,
and like it's always a big argument, especially in the black community when it comes to the check.
Like we like to say we go split it down the middle. We go split it this way.
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You know, just watch like TikTok videos.
They talk about when it comes to paying a check at a restaurant.
It's always a little skit about it. You know what I'm saying?
How black people are versus how white people are versus how whoever,
blah, blah, blah. Everybody. It's like it's like a stigma.
So but like I said, bullying. These people will be bullied.
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So he was like, dang. He took the check. You know, Patrick took the check and
he's like, dang. So we had a good time, huh?
Did y'all have a good time? You had a good time? You like the food?
And then he's like, he just hands the check to Bjorn. Like, okay,
so you're going to take care of that, right?
Like, no discussion. No, do you want me to pay the tip?
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Do you want me to put something on it? He just straight gave it to him like,
you're going to take care of that. And of course, like a bitch.
What does Bjorn do? Come on, children. What does Bjorn do?
That's right. Without saying a word, he pays the motherfucking check.
Um so after he pays it he's like um so
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so we're we're taking care
of that like I thought we were gonna you
know do us and you guys do you but we're
doing I'm paying for everybody it's all on me so then of course Patrick being
the bully ass bitch that he is he's like yeah okay thanks I appreciate that
I appreciate that okay I'm gonna be outside so on the ride home we run into
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another awkward ass situation where.
Patrick is over here listening to the music,
on high and he's swerving of course they've been drinking and stuff so he's over here,
swerving and swirling and stuff and he has the music turned up and he's like
this my shit right here this my shit and of course Bjorn and Lewis are in the back like,
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can you turn the shit down like we don't want to hear it,
So then he cuts it off and he's like, okay, I'm, you know what?
My bad. My bad, y'all. I'm just, you know, that's my jam.
I just thought y'all wanted to hear my jam. I'm sorry.
And then he cuts it back on and he's like, fuck y'all. Pretty much.
And then he like, he's listening to the song again, swerving.
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They swerving. I can see them swerving, slipping and swerving until they got back home.
So they're back home and Lois goes to Abel's room to see, you know,
because that's where the little girl agnes that's where she's supposed to be sleeping.
So she goes in there and agnes is sleeping you know because of course they left
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them they left them with that keto they were gonna assume that it was fucking pedo and um.
So they're like okay she's fine she's sleeping she's cool so then she's like
lois is like okay i'm gonna go take a shower so while she's taking a shower.
You hear somebody come in and she don't
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say nothing you know you just you just hear them
brushing their teeth and they're doing like their two
minutes because you know you're supposed to brush your teeth for two
minutes people if you don't know this know this
now and they were in there brushing their
teeth for approximately two minutes hitting
up the back and hitting the tongue and all that shit because you could hear them
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just scrubbing and she's just quiet in
the shower shower until they were done and they
left and then she cut the shower off so Lois
comes out of the shower and she comes into the room with
Bjorn and he's like
did you have a good shower you know and she
didn't say nothing she just came into the bed laid down
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you know put her arms around him or
whatever and then they start to
have sexy time you know what sexy time
is they start to have sexy time and you
can hear Agnes like mom mom can
I come into your room and they're having sexy time
and they're kind of ignoring her I don't know
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why they're ignoring her but for some
reason they're ignoring her and having sexy time and Bjorn looks through like
they have like a glass window in the room and Bjorn looks at the window and
sees Patrick staring into the room so then I guess he kind of, you know.
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Lost his mojo and was like okay okay
so they are done and Lois is
she decides to step out and you know go see Agnes
and she was calling for her and they ignored
her apparently you know so she decides to get up
and go look for her in Abel's room and they
see that she's not there so of course where's the
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next place she would be so she went over to
Patrick and Karen's room and Agnes
is laying on the bed first she opened the door and you can see
Patrick's old ass his old ass
his whole ass is outside like butt
ass naked ain't got no blanket odor in with
it and Agnes is in the bed with them like she's you
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know they're like doing like Patrick is laying next to Karen and then Agnes
is laying next to Karen so she Karen's like in the middle so Lois picks Agnes
up and goes goes back to their room and she's telling bjorn finally like we need to fucking leave,
like the fuck now like and he's first he was like all sleepy like uh how you want to go.
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What's wrong and she's like come on the
fuck on we need to leave right fucking get your ass up
and pack your shit bitch we need to go so they
quietly pack up their stuff they're you know know
pack up and they're heading to the
car you know putting their stuff in the trunk they're
trying to move real quiet because they're not trying to
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wake up Patrick and Karen so they're moving real quiet they put their stuff
in the car and then they're driving away and then Agnes asks for this fucking
rabbit and what did I tell y'all about this damn rabbit didn't I say this This
rabbit is going to come back and make my head hurt.
And sure enough, here it is. She's like, where's my rabbit?
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Oh, my God, I think we left the rabbit behind. We got to go back and get the rabbit.
So they pulled over to go through the luggage or whatever to make sure,
you know, maybe they packed it away and forgot to, you know,
give it to her as they were packing.
So they're going, he's, Bjorn steps out and he's going through the luggage.
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By the way it's bunny stuffed bunny rabbit whatever the hell and so he's going
through the luggage and looking for it and he can't find it he can't find it
so he's trying to tell her,
you know what don't worry about it we gonna get one when we get back home when
we get back home we will buy you a new bunny okay forget about that damn bunny
the bunny's gone the bunny's gone we will buy you a new one when we get home
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but she's like no i don't want to do what i want I want that bunny. I want that bunny.
He's so special to me. I want it back.
Okay, so Lois is like, you know, we gonna get you in when we get home.
And of course, you know, Agnes is like, no, I want Ninos. I want Ninos.
I want my bunny. I want my stuffed bunny. So she's like, stop it.
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Stop being a spoiled ass little brat.
I'm gonna get you in when we fucking get home. She didn't say this,
but you know, it's their own business.
It's their own business. and of course beyond being the bitch that he is he
decides to turn the fuck around and go back,
so he pulls up back to the house and he's like
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stay in the car I'm gonna be back in about two minutes so as he's walking to
the house and I just don't even understand this whole fucking concept how could
he have been in the car on the way to where you're going and turning back and
not see see the fucking bunny until you pull up because as soon as he pull up she's like oh here it is.
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Bitch what make it make fucking sense but anyway so Louis is in the car because
it's been two minutes too long and she decides to go into the house so she's
like Agnes stay in the car,
I'm gonna go in the house so she goes in the house and she hears Bjorn talking
to Patrick right and of course he's like oh well you know we had a good time.
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I think it's best we go home at this time. You know, there's just some events that had occurred.
And we'll just feel it's best that we leave at this moment.
So, of course, Patrick being the wooly bitch that he is, he's like,
so what's up? Like, tell me, what was the problem?
Like, what were these events that happened that made you uncomfortable?
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Like, talk to me. Tell me what's up. What's up?
I ain't gonna bite you. Tell me what's up. I ain't gonna bite. so
then Bjorn of course in his bitch manners
trying to be like you know we had a good time we
had a good time but we need to leave at
this time you know we just need to leave you know
we we need to leave so then he looks
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at Louis like can you help me out right quick because
I don't know how to explain it because I'm a little bitch and she's like
listen you know she didn't really say it
like that because like I said they both kind of have a little bit bitch manner
but she she she's more spoke she she can
speak up so she's like the restaurant
that was fucked up you know i'm saying since i've
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been here y'all bitches been feeding me meat i brun's called y'all
i eat vegetables i'm a vegetarian i only eat grass and trees and that's it you
understand i'm saying i don't want no meat and y'all been feeding me meat and
then when we went to the restaurant like i said i was uncomfortable i was uncomfortable
and on the way home y'all was was drinking and swerving and the music was loud and I'm just through.
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I am very through like I am so through.
Okay so here's where it gets me next when Karen decides to open her mouth and
talk and she's like can I say something?
Well we forgot that you were a vegetarian. It kind of slipped our minds and
when you come back to the fact that when they were just in the restaurant.
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How is it that Patrick recalls that she eats fish? She says,
I'm a vegetarian, but I eat fish.
So she's like, don't forget, number one, they were ordering.
Don't forget, I'm a vegetarian. She said it right there.
And then he even says, oh, but you eat fish, right?
She didn't say nothing about fish, but he said, oh, but you eat.
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So how are you going to talk about something? Oh, we forgot you're vegetarian. Bet you're lying.
But you're going to sit right here in my fucking face and lie?
You're just going to lie right to my face?
So then you know Karen's like trying
to explain like okay we misunderstood you know
we don't have a big old luxury house so we
can't give you all the cushy things and blah
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blah blah and so Lois
was like okay fuck all that shit why was my daughter in
the bed with y'all with y'all butt ass naked ass like why was
she in the bed with y'all why was Agnes in the bed why did
you go pick up my daughter and put her in the bed with y'all
so then Karen was like because she was was calling for you she was calling for
you and crying where were you bitch and of course she and bjorn you know lois
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and bjorn were having sexy time when agnes was calling so so she can't say nothing
she was just on the hush hush she was like okay bitch i guess you're right,
you might be right this time but karen was like yeah so see exactly.
So then Patrick is like, don't worry. I'm really sorry about everything that had happened.
You know, let's scratch it. Let's start over. Today's going to be a good day.
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Starting today, it's going to be a great day.
Today's going to be amazing. I promise. Go get your shit out of the car.
We're going to have a good time.
So then we see Lois is raking the backyard, wherever the hell they at.
Karen is cutting weeds or some shit she doing. and agnes and abel are like playing
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around and then we cut to another scene where we see.
Patrick and bjorn are in the car and it's silent because i guess he's like you
know well y'all complained about the music last time so i ain't cutting on no
music so the co-writer's all quiet and awkward and then patrick was like could i turn on the music,
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so then he turns it on and he's like Bjorn's like oh you can cut it up,
if you want to you know it's on you if you want to do that you can do that so
then he cuts it up and he's asking him like you know they're having a small
conversation like what kind of music do you like you know like what do you listen
to and blah blah blah they're just having a nice little conversation,
so then Patrick puts on some kind of music and he's,
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singing along to it and looking like he's
over there serenading Bjorn so being of course
over looking awkward like while he's
over there singing to basically so then they pull up to this place it's like
a faraway place it looks like it's all deserted and quiet and Patrick again
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does his damn fake-ass apology where he's like you know I'm really sorry about last night like I.
You know the speech, I usually don't do this, but, you know, it's one of those.
It's one of those where it's like, I usually don't, but of course I'm going
to do it again kind of shit.
So they're sitting in the car and Bionna's over here, damn near tears,
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talking about, you know, I'm so tired of smiling.
And, you know, just they have a sentimental conversation.
So then Patrick is like, OK, come on, let me show you something.
Them so we see them both outside like
I said they're at like this deserted place and then
Patrick is screaming like he's yelling
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like and then he's
like telling Bjorn to you know okay now you try it and
then Bjorn's like you know they're just like
yelling like to you know just kind of
letting out you know screaming out all that
anger that may be built up in your spirit just let it
it all out and then we see them back at the house
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in they in they bikini and
they about to jump into the pool I'm just kidding they in they trunks okay so
they're done being in the pool and they're back in the kitchen now and Agnes
and Abel comes up and they're like oh we want to show y'all a dance but they're
like okay when we're having coffee then you guys can show us your dance.
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And then Karen calls Agnes and was like can
you set the table please and then of course Agnes look at her mama like which
why is this bitch giving me shit to do but then Lois is like yeah just go ahead
you know how to do it just go ahead and set the table go ahead so during the
whole time that these people are here like I said Patrick is just throwing out red flags like he just,
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got them bitches and he's just throwing them out like they dollar
bills at a strip club just just throwing out them red flags so Karen
cuts her hand while she over there cutting up whatever the hell she cutting
up and Bjorn is like he
look at her hand it's a good thing we have a doctor in the house and then Patrick
is like I'm not a doctor so then they looking like but you said you were a doctor
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and he's like oh I lied sometime I just be lying I just do that so they're like
Like, what do I do then, bitch?
Like, what do you do? And he's like, I don't work. I'm unemployed.
He's like, I don't believe in working. Like, it's religion. Like,
it's something for you to believe in. Like, bitch.
Let's keep going. So while Karen's over here trying to fix up her hand with Bjorn.
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You see Karen telling Agnes, okay, you put the knife on the wrong side of the
plate. It's supposed to be over here and the spoon's supposed to be over here, okay?
Do it, like, don't fix it and do it again.
Okay, so now we're sitting down, we're having dinner.
And Karen is over here, like, talking to Agnes, you know, like she's her mom.
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And wiping her mouth and doing all this extra stuff.
And Patrick is over here talking about some fucking cheese. Dutch cheese is
so great and blah, blah, blah, blah.
And Karen keeps talking to Agnes like telling her like little things to do and
what not to do and eat your vegetables and eat this and da da da da and Lois
is just looking at her like.
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Bitch that's my daughter like why are you why are you giving her instructions like,
but she ain't saying that she's just looking at her so Karen
keeps going and then Lois finally is like stop telling my
fucking daughter what to do bitch you're not her fucking mom
like why are you giving her instructions on what to do
I'm her mom I'm fucking right here like I'm sitting right here why are
you telling her what to do stop telling her what to do okay I appreciate it
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if you just stop that shit cut it out cut it out so then Karen's like oh you
know well my bad bitch shit it ain't even that real my bad and then we cut to
where the kids are now dancing so Patrick,
stops the music in the middle of kids dancing and he's yelling at
Abby like come on you've been
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practiced this shit like do better do better do it again
from the top one two three let's go and he keeps
doing it like he keeps stopping the music and telling them you
know do it again blah blah blah and of course Lois
and Bjorn is looking uncomfortable again like they're just kids it's just we
at home it's just us like we didn't even have you like let them let them dance
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and mess up like it's okay and then you know Patrick of course is like no they're
gonna do it right he's gonna do do it right.
So Agnes is, you know, she comes and sits down and she's like,
I don't want to, I don't want to keep dancing. I don't want to do it.
I don't want to do it. It's getting uncomfortable.
I don't want to do it. And of course, Bjorn is like, you know, no, go, go try it again.
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Cause Patrick was like, no, it's a duet. It's two people. So she needed to come back.
Agnes, bring your ass back. It's a duet. We need two of y'all.
Come back, come back up here. and then Lewis
is like no she don't want to go she don't want to do this it's it's cool this
little dance situation can be done and Bjorn's like no let her go back go back
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Agnes just real quick just go back real quick because of course Bjorn is a bitch
go back real quick and try it again just come on just one more time I promise
just one more time and then you can come back and sit down.
Then patrick looks like he's calm and cool and collected as they're dancing
again and then this stole his coffee cup and says whatever he says in his language,
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and then lois is like agnes come come come sit down because this is losing his
and i don't know what the he whatever he's on but come come over here.
So then he cuts the music back on and he's telling abel you know do it again,
dance so it's just abel by himself and abel's not doing nothing he's just standing up there crying,
and Patrick still has the music going like come on didn't I just say the fucking dance
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so then Bjorn finally grew a little bit of balls just a
little bit the balls was just a little it just grew just
a little tiny bit and so he took the late the radio from
Patrick and cut the music off and it's like
can't you see he's crying like show your show your
son some love like it's not even that real like it's
just us and you're over here yelling and screaming at him and he
crying like who does that you know
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i'm saying who are you what is wrong with
you you know i'm saying that's the vibe they were giving what is wrong with
you and then lois is like i can't take
this anymore i'm going outside so then
she goes outside so then bjorn and
agnes go outside to try to talk to her like you know
like what's wrong are you okay like i know we're
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in a fucked up situation with these strangers that
we don't know who decided to stay with on the weekend but what's
wrong and so she's like you know what just take her inside because agnes was
trying to ask like mom are you okay are you all right and she's like take her
inside take her away i don't want her to look at me like this and she kept insisting
agnes kept insisting like mom are you all right so she turns around and screaming
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her like did not you say to get your ass in the fucking house.
So of course you know everybody scared everybody scared so then they went inside,
So they're packing up their things and Bjorn is talking, you know,
he's like, I think I'm gonna take Agnes to her lesson on Tuesday.
He said it to Lois and Lois ain't saying nothing to him.
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So then you look at Agnes like, I'm gonna take you to your lesson on Tuesday.
And Agnes looking like, okay, bitch.
And like, basically everybody just ignoring his ass.
So then he, we cut to a scene where he's over here brushing his teeth.
And while he's brushing his teeth, Patrick comes in, takes a piss,
and then turn around and look at him and walk out and after Lois was in the bathroom the first time.
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Does this bathroom door not have a lock on it like we can just come in at our
leisure like nobody knocks like first of all why can we not lock the door why
does this bathroom not have a lock on it because everybody's just coming in
and doing whatever they want to do while we're trying to have privacy.
We don't know about privacy in this house.
I'm just saying. So Bjorn, Lois, and Agnes are laying down and then they can
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hear like Abel crying and Patrick is like yelling.
Patrick is yelling at him or whatever and then you can see him walk over to
his room like because like I said they have this glass where you can see outside the room.
So he sees him walk to Abel's
room and he's over there shouting at him and then
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you hear silence and then he Bjorn
decides to get out his bed to go see what's going on and he hears the tv going
so he goes and cuts the tv off because ain't nobody watching it and then here's
the water running so he goes and cuts the water off and while he's doing both
these things you saw Patrick was like outside looking like he was smoking a
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cigarette But Bjorn didn't see him.
And then it's a windy day outside. So you hear the the like there's a house outside or something.
You can hear the door slamming like the wind has the door going back and forth.
So before Bjorn goes outside to go check out the outside storage space,
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I guess, there's the picture of them.
You know, the picture that they took when they initially met Patrick and Karen and Abel.
They took a picture with them and a picture, you know, so there's a picture
of Patrick, Karen, Abel and Bjorn, Lois and Agnes.
Right. So they're like taking a little family picture like that's their family.
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That's a family together so Bjorn goes
outside to go into the storage place and
he sees suitcases and he sees cameras and
then he goes to this little room that's upstairs in the
storage the storage place and there are
pictures on the wall similar to the one that he took
the Patrick with the family where Patrick
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and Karen had another child before they
had Agnes and like they had another little girl
with them before they had not Agnes before
they had Abel and Abel was with a different family so
Abel was with his mom and dad and then
he looks and Agnes has Patrick and Karen
has a different child that looks kind of sad they look kind of down
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and he's looking at it's like a whole bunch of pictures
where you'll see a family with their kid and then
you see Karen and Patrick with
that kid um in another family picture
where the kid looks sad okay all
right let's keep going okay like I said
so he's walking around and then he sees
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that the little boy Abel is like face down in the pool so now he's scared so
he's like all right now we definitely gotta get the fuck up out of here so then
he goes back to the room and he's telling in the low east like okay come on
we gotta get up out of here we gotta go we gotta go we gotta get up out of here.
Okay, so they're doing the same thing that they did last time.
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They packed up all these shit. They're trying to move real quiet so they can leave.
But this time, though, when they pull off, we see a light cut on.
So that means somebody is awake.
So, and then they also showed us that they ain't got no gas in the car.
Like, why didn't you fill up the last time that you was trying to leave?
You should notice you ain't had no gas.
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You want to put some gas in the car. So that next time, just in case something
happened again, you good to go. Oh, see, they not.
Let's pray. So they drive in and Bjorn look like he about damn near tears,
like he about to just cry his whole entire eyes out.
And then there's some headlights that pull up behind them.
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So he's at this lonely ass looking gas station that like ain't no ain't no lights.
Like, where did you even find this gas station at?
Because there's like no lights to indicate that this is a gas station.
And like it just looks crazy and spooky and lonely over there and when there's
like one car that's just like driving the car had passed them now it's driving
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it's almost like the car's just,
they're not following them but they like keeping around them you know what I
mean like I said go watch a movie you'll get it so he back on the road now that
he filled up and he's driving and And he sees their car because they got that ugly ass old ass car.
It's so he sees their car and he passes their car.
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And then when he passes their car, the head like they got behind him and cut the headlights on.
So he figures that, you know, they are at this point chasing him.
You know, they're like following him. And instead of him, like,
I don't know what the hell you're going to do at this point.
But he decided to just make her off into like off the road.
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So he's just it's not a road he's just
driving on he's just driving on something that's
like on the dirt like a dirt path or whatever but it's not a road so of course
he gonna fuck the car up i mean let's let's do math one plus one he gonna fuck
the car up so yep rose is like what's going on what's going on like what the
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fuck are you doing stupid and of course just like we predicted.
Car is stuck so he steps
out the car and he decides that he's gonna go try to
find help in the middle of nowhere so he
leaves lois and agnes in the car and
he's out and about walking around trying to see like where he could possibly
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go so he say you see a house just a little bit up like wherever the hell so
he's like lock the doors i'm gonna go check on to see what's going on i'm I'm
going to see if I can find some help at the house over there.
Lock the doors. I'm going to be right back.
So, of course, since they've been following them, Patrick and Karen,
he sees that they stuck over there.
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So Bjorn is at the house that he went to and he's over there knocking on the
door. Ain't no lights on in the house.
So you can assume ain't nobody there. But he's over here knocking on the doors
and everything, talking about some hello.
Like, even if the people were there, like, what the fuck?
But they let you in. They don't know you. They're not like you engaging with strangers.
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So, you know, ain't nobody answer the door. so then
he came back to the car and louise and agnes
are not in it so yeah he's
calling out for louise he's calling out and then
he's starting to cry because you know he's a
little bitch but yeah he's he's crying out for
agnes and louise and crying out and crying out and then a set of headlights
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approach okay so then patrick pulls up of course because who else the hell would
it be and he's like oh hey Bjorn so Bjorn of course he got all the tears in
his eyes because he's just,
he's been crying and he's like thanks for the call and then Louis is in the
car with Karen and she's like thanks for helping us but uh and Karen's like
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of course you know no problem,
so then Patrick woke up to Bjorn and is like get in the car and then Bjorn is
crying so he's like Like, please don't hurt us.
Please don't hurt my family. We're just trying to go home.
Because, of course, he saw from the pictures that these people are doing something
to the parents of the children. You know what I'm saying? So.
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He put his little context clues together and was like, okay.
So he's crying and he's like, please don't hurt us, please. Please don't hurt my family.
And Patrick is like, as long as you do what we say, you'll be all right.
So this is when Bjorn already knows that he is fucked, right?
So they're in the car and Boots is like, you know, we're almost to the house
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because Agnes is like, are we almost there?
You know and she's like yeah and then
agnes is like is abel sleeping and
lewis is like sure yeah i'm sure he is so then
karen is like lewis is like is he at the house is able at the house by himself
and lewis says i mean karen says whoever the hell that pedo was he's watching
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him which bjorn already knows the kid is fucking dead so you don't okay so patrick stops the car.
To take a leak and bjorn is
looking at the keys in the ignition and
you know i'm pretty sure he's thinking i should probably hop on
driver's seat and try to drive away but karen is still in the
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car but i would tell my family like knock that bitch out
but of course he's a bitch so he
has no balls and therefore what's gonna happen
absolutely nothing because he
can't he can't even bust a move like can't even
bust a move so Karen and Agnes
are I meant not Karen and Agnes Louis and Agnes
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are like talking like when are we gonna get back to
the house are we there soon how long is it gonna take
and Patrick says
be quiet and then Karen
is like yeah can't be quiet please like so
you already know they in some deep shit y'all so then
we see Patrick fill up somewhere and he
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starts flashing his headlights and then there's other
people also flashing their headlights so Lois and Agnes are like you know they're
talking to one another and Agnes is like I'm so scared I'm scared you know children
can tell when they're in a fucked up situation Sometimes they can just feel it in their soul.
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So, you know, Lewis is trying to comfort her like nothing can happen to you. Mommy's here.
So then, of course, they're talking to one another. And then Patrick is like,
shut up, shut the fuck up.
And then a blue horn is like, please don't talk to my family like that.
And then Patrick punches him in the face.
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Starts to get fucked up, y'all. So basically, Louis is holding on to Agnes.
You know, she's holding her tight. She's shaking. She's scared because they
already know it's about to be some fucked up shit, y'all.
And so Karen is like, please let go of Agnes. Just let her go. Please just let her go.
And then the horn is trying to, they both at the front of the car,
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like Patrick and and Bjorn's at the front of the car, so Bjorn's trying to,
you know, unbuckle his seatbelt to get back to the back,
and Patrick punches him again, so holy shit, y'all, so Patrick,
not Patrick, let me say, Karen has a pair of scissors, the same one that she
was trying to cut them damn weak with, and she kind of nods to the other car,
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whose headlights was flashing, And of course, who comes out?
Pepito, the babysitter. And he comes over here and he's trying to take Lois out of the car.
And while he's trying to take Lois out of the car, Karen is grabbing Agnes and
pulling her tongue out of her mouth.
And Bjorn is seeing this and...
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Patrick punched him in the face twice, you know, two hard punches.
And then he looked over and see Karen cut Agnes tongue out of her mouth and then he threw up.
Patrick, I mean, Bjorn threw up. So
then the so-called babysitter takes Agnes away and
then Patrick and Karen drive off with Bjorn
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and Louis so fucked up y'all
so fucked up so of
course in the car Louis and Bjorn
are like well Bjorn is just staring like oh
my god while Louis is over here just she hitting
Karen she punching the seats like she's just losing
her shit like she is losing her shit so
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they were just driving and driving driving and then they
finally stopped and bjorn
and lois and patrick and karen came out
of the car and bjorn of course is crying his
face is fucked up and lois is just
standing like she's not crying but she's like standing there quiet like in disbelief
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and then bjorn's like why are you doing this like sir you had 50 loving times
she could get the fuck up out of there so many many chances to get the fuck
up out of there the last time and you just look what you done did.
Look what you done did and then Patrick go bully your ass on top of some cuz you let me,
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which you know he's right the reason why this happened to y'all is because y'all
allowed this motherfucker to do this shit to y'all at the end of the day for
real for real if you think about it there's so many scenarios where they just
allow these people to do the bullshit.
So then Patrick tells them take off your clothes and then Lois starts to you
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know comply she ain't saying nothing she was taking off her clothes titties
out it's about to be badges and asses and penises out.
Yeah. I feel so sorry for them at this point. It's like, Jesus.
But anyway, so they are guiding to go walk off,
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walk off somewhere, you know, walk over there. That's what they tell them.
So we just see them walking, walking somewhere.
So then we just, you know, they start to embrace each other.
Like Dion and Louis just start to like embrace each other.
And then Dion is like, I'm sorry.
Which at the end of the day, you really should be. You
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really should be sorry because this whole whole situation is
because of you it's because of you i wouldn't even be hugging you at this point
i would be wanting to slap you in your fucking face i'd be wanting to fight
you but either way they're embracing each other and then all of a sudden a rock
comes out of nowhere upside,
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louis's head so fucked up
y'all so then of course rocks just
start coming out of nowhere now at this
point yes they are getting stoned to
death like who brings back something way way back where you storm people like
i have never even heard of stoning in the longest of time but yep they are getting
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stoned to death at this point and of course you have the oprah music playing.
Yeah making it real sad and then
patrick with his heartless ass because i'm
telling you this man has no heart no way this dude has a heart or a soul so
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then he picks up the biggest rock and throws it right in bjorn's head so you
know both of them bjorn and lois they are gone They clocked out.
So then, of course, in true horror fashion, they got to show us what the two
of them are looking like.
So it pans into the both of them being on the ground and we can see that they
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are battered. They are bruised.
They are gone like the wind.
So then we're seeing families, we're seeing kids on swings, families having
a picnic, you know, families out just having a good summer day.
We're seeing kids, you know, frolicking.
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And then we see Patrick and Karen in the car with Agnes in the back,
and they are driving back basically to the
same place where they met Louis and Bjorn
to go do this shit all over again because
apparently this is a cycle and it keeps going
around and around and around but either
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way the end movie is over
so what you know i
want to do a little segment after every movie i
want to do a little segment of what have we learned
because best believe most of these horror movies have a.
Lesson what have we learned besides not being
a bitch I've also learned don't talk
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to strangers you don't know these people
and then you decided to go spend the weekend with
them like are you be for real
like you decided to go spend the weekend with people you don't
know from a can of paint so really you it's
your fault just like the man said you did this
shit you know the reason this is happening that's the
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only part where I agree with him like yep i mean
he ain't lying he ain't lying but yes
so end of the movie this wraps up
this wraps up episode two with the
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