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A sideways look at today’s events in history, brought to you by our dedicated team of reporter-presenters. Newsbang is written and assembled automatically by artificial intelligence, but don’t let that stop you.

Episodes

SEASON FINALE: Quixotic Quails Quest

December 7, 2024 • 25 mins

Title: Newsbang: An Absurd Escapade Through Bank Heists, Batting Feats, and Cosmic Capers Description: Welcome to the final episode of Newsbang (for now), where we dive headfirst into the delightful chaos of history, showcasing tales that blend the outlandish with the hilarious. In this whirlwind journey, we explore the follies of 19th-century robbers, sporting shenanigans, ancient political intrigue, and even a cosmic adventure ar...

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Zany Zucchini Zoot Suit

December 6, 2024 • 33 mins
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Ocelot Propagation

December 5, 2024 • 39 mins

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Newsbang: A Whimsical Voyage Through Time, Turbulence, and Terrors of Yore

In this eclectic edition of Newsbang, we traverse the annals of history, uncovering tales that range from papal decrees aimed at witch finders to the perplexing vanishings of naval aircraft. We explore the riotous intricacies of British naval shenanigans and the tumult of American social movements while peppe...

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Technical Difficulties III

December 4, 2024 • 34 mins

Our usual high standards will return presently.

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Quizzical Quail Quandary

December 3, 2024 • 28 mins
In this lively and satirical news show, the headlines kick off with a flurry of eclectic topics ranging from bizarre new laws to significant historical events. The broadcast opens with a comical note about Norwegian legislation that absurdly bans penguins from playing the piano with their feet, setting the tone for a mixture of humor and serious storytelling that follows. The first segment casts a humorous light on a situation in ...
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Fluffy Narwhal Nightmare

December 2, 2024 • 22 mins
Monday’s broadcast of the News-Bang delivers a satirical twist on historical events, exposing an array of chaotic moments through a comedic lens. The episode opens with the dramatic portrayal of Enrico Fermi's groundbreaking nuclear experiment in 1942, which took place in a rather unexpected location—a squash court in Chicago. As scientists eagerly stacked uranium bricks, reminiscent of a wild game of nuclear Jenga, local resident ...
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Xenophobic Xenon Exchange

December 1, 2024 • 25 mins
In this episode, we delve into a captivating tapestry of historical and whimsical stories that ripple through time and space, all narrated with a satirical flair. We kick off our journey in Montgomery, Alabama, where the indomitable Rosa Parks firmly takes her stand by refusing to vacate her bus seat. This pivotal moment, framed as an act of sheer stubbornness against systemic oppression, ignites a city-wide boycott and cultivates ...
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Flickering Llama Drama

November 30, 2024 • 30 mins
The latest episode of the News Bang show dives deep into a surreal and comedic exploration of current events, merging absurdity with biting satire. The episode kicks off with the headline-making merger of Marconi and British Aerospace, humorously dubbed "Robot Overlord." This bizarre union, depicted as a display of corporate exhibitionism, involves executives running wild in the streets of London in a scene likened to "two drunk un...
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Flibbertigibbet’s Mustard Emergency

November 29, 2024 • 23 mins
In tonight's episode of Newsbang, a satirical romp through historical and contemporary news, the show kicks off with a vivid declaration of its mission: to expose overlooked truths and challenge the pretenders of modern narratives. The episode dives into several riveting stories across different eras, beginning in 1972, with the explosive introduction of Atari's Pong. Initially intended as a mere training exercise for tennis player...
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Xylophone Xenophobia Exterminated

November 28, 2024 • 24 mins
Tonight's News-Show delves into an array of intriguing and often absurd topics, starting with a cosmic discovery that highlights the mysteries of the universe. In 1967, Jocelyn Bell Burnell made a groundbreaking observation by detecting the signals of a pulsar, a rapidly spinning neutron star that emits rhythmic radio pulses. Initially dismissed as mirroring terrestrial disturbances, such as a faulty cafeteria microwave or even a j...
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Frivolous Fennel Frolicking

November 27, 2024 • 22 mins
The latest episode of Newsbang dives into a whirlwind of odd and hilarious headlines that showcase the peculiar intersection of science, entertainment, and historical events. The show opens with an audacious introduction, teasing the audience with bizarre topics like "planet pong," an alien orb nicknamed "Dave's Hot Jupiter," and the chaotic consequences of Lady Gaga's Monster Ball tour—a theatrical extravaganza with far-reaching i...
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Yodeling Yeti Yawners

November 26, 2024 • 27 mins
In this episode of Newsbang, we delve into the most bizarre headlines from history, bringing humor to some of the oddest moments captured in our past. We begin in 1977 with a bizarre occurrence where an alien named Vrilon from the Ashtar Galactic Command commandeered Southern TV’s signal. His peculiar six-minute message, warning humanity about nuclear weapons, was promptly overshadowed by complaints about regular programming interr...
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Weeping Seepage

November 25, 2024 • 26 mins
The latest episode of Newsbang opens with a sweeping introduction of the day’s eclectic headlines, covering topics from Hollywood's notorious blacklist to rising tensions in historical conflicts, all peppered with humor and a unique narrative style that characterizes the show. A flurry of topics are addressed, beginning with the somber retrospective on 1947, when Hollywood launched its infamous blacklist amid fears of communism, fo...
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Quantum Cupcake Conundrum

November 24, 2024 • 25 mins
In this episode of "News Bang," we delve into a whirlwind of historical and absurd news stories that span decades and evoke laughter alongside disbelief. Our journey begins with the shocking events surrounding Lee Harvey Oswald in 1963. As he was being transferred while in police custody, the moment turned chaotic when Jack Ruby, under the guise of a deli delivery man, shot Oswald on live television. The dichotomy of an assassinati...
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Quantum Expedition

November 23, 2024 • 24 mins
The episode of Newsbang opens with a satirical overview of several historical and fictional events, blending humor with commentary on societal issues. One of the focal topics is the iconic British television series, Doctor Who, which premiered in 1963. The narrative describes a chaotic scene in London where a police box appears, piloted by The Doctor, an alien character portrayed as a grumpy old man accompanied by his attractive gr...
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Hotdog Circus

November 22, 2024 • 29 mins
In tonight's episode, we delve into historical chaos, sporting achievements, and rather unconventional naval conflicts, offering an absurd yet engaging take on reality. The narrative kicks off with the shocking news of President Kennedy's assassination in Dallas, Texas. The events unfold as we recount the atmosphere of disbelief that enveloped the city, with contrasting anecdotes shared by witnesses who experienced the horror first...
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Whimsical Octopus Teapot Parade

November 21, 2024 • 17 mins
In this episode of Newsbang, the landscape is rife with chaos and humor as the host delves into the tumultuous events of the day while maintaining a satire-heavy tone. The program opens with a vivid portrayal of Timur, also known as Tim the Terrible Tourist, who has invaded Georgia with his army. His abrupt arrival in Tbilisi creates havoc, leading to a dip in the local real estate market and a cultural upheaval marked by his deman...
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Quirky Octopus Tea Party

November 20, 2024 • 23 mins
The latest episode of the news show delves into a whirlwind of historical and contemporary events, presented through a humorous and satirical lens. The segment kicks off with a cheeky reference to Nazi war criminals facing justice at the Nuremberg trials, where 24 prominent leaders were found guilty of heinous crimes. The narrative highlights the absurdity of some of the defendants' defenses, particularly Hermann Göring's dramatic ...
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Mushroom Opera

November 18, 2024 • 21 mins
The News-Show features a whimsical and satirical take on various major historical and cultural events, blending absurdity with fact to create an entertaining narrative. The episode begins with a bizarre maritime incident off the coast of Western Australia, where a German ship disguised as a Dutch merchant vessel lures the HMS Sydney into a fierce naval altercation. This "catfishing" maneuver leads to a catastrophic explosion and th...
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The Whimsical Turnip Parade

November 18, 2024 • 23 mins
The News Show dives into a series of absurd yet captivating headlines designed to highlight the bizarre intersection of history and satire. Starting with a humorous report from the Bay of Bengal, the narrative describes an incident where French frigates captured British merchant vessels in what is described as the most polite act of piracy in history. The French, decked with baguettes and cheese, engaged the British ships while pla...
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