OH NO! It’s the Ranieri Brothers!

Sup brah, izbin a minute.  Ur's truly was dipping and dapping with the election stylz and couldn't hack it.  Bruh.  We're back now new season new you, same us.  Talking bout Trump triumph and WWIII, so its all pretty lighthearted, you know. 

Brah, i can't tell you what's this episode about, or anything like.  Everything is cool and completely normal, my guy.  Ben sezs some wild child stuff, but I think everything is as good as they say on MSNBC. 

Hey, brohs.  It's been a minute.   There are people at fault; ain't me.  Obama perhaps.  Anyway, Ben talks about his johnson a bunch, and I (very urbanely) correct him.  Yo, but there's fists in this episode, yo.  And don't forget the eye of the tiger.  tigger? Tiger.  Sly up in this bitch.

Punches in bunches, yo.

Ben says:  Sup dudes, we're talking about pride parades and dancing she-men, and how its just awesome, and perfectly good, and absolutely something we should support; I'm serious you guys, I'm woke now and I looooooveeeeeee hairy men in dresses. 

Sup guys, we're talking about idealism in this one, oh yeah, but not your father's idealism; this is straight, high-octane stuff, like 30% THC content baby.  Ben calls Jesus a communist and then declares his allegiance to Tiamat, the Goddess of Chaos and Harbinger of Doom; Thomas demures. How did we get there!?! Find out chilling outside the cave. 

Hahaahaa, broh, there's nothing about Fallout in this episode; totally, maybe, entirely impossible we talk about next time! We be talking about mutual enrichment through in-group loyalty up in this b**ch.  WESSIDE!

Hey broh, let's talk about whether you're enough or not, and then pretend like we don't already know the answer.  Ben's excited about using the homeless to train rugby players.  I think my audio editing skills are devolving.  Also, there's a naughty bit about testicles. 

If you think about it, you aren't even worthy to listen to this recording, right?  Haha, just joking, broh, we all suck. 

We get real fancy in this one broh.  Higher-minded than a pothead in Amsterdam with a chocolate brownie craving.  We tackle the transcendental qualities of wine and other fine combustibles.  Also, it's a special guest, and he's here to talk about the special changes in our bodies. 

We get real serious in this one, guy.  There are talkings about business and how small towns work.  Thomas makes some mildly inappropriate jokes.  A good time is had by all, more or less, and of course, possibly not you. 

We go wide in this one, definitely farther than needed, probably.  Also, the breathing has got to stop.  Ben is less overtly abusive.  Anyway, it's about what the crack-up of America might look like and how it might proceed.  Will there be a civil war, and what does that mean anyway?  Let's find out together.  

We followed through on our covenant with you, broh.  McClane wears a metaphorical Santa's hat.  I breathe through my mouth because of a cold and its embarrassingly obvious for a bit in the beginning.