The Amazing Mr. Malone - Haste Maketh Waste

Dutch Schneider, owner of the Belvedere Club, is sitting behind his mahogany desk when his intercom light starts flashing on and off with the appropriate sound effects. He answers it and asks "O'Neill, what's going on out there?" O'Neill says "Just what you think, Dutch. It's a raid. Dutch asks "Are they doing any damage?" O'Neill says "Can't you hear it?" Dutch says "No". O'Neill says "Take my word for it, they're playing awful rough". Dutch says "I'm glad they're having fun. Who's in charge?" Just then, a police officer walks into Dutch's office and says "I am, Mr. Schneider". Dutch says "Never mind, O'Neill". The officer asks "Did you want to see me?" Dutch say "Yes, officer. What is your name?" Officer says "Brooks, Lieutenant Sidney Brooks". Dutch asks "Why wasn't I notified of this raid? Your boys must have done at least a hundred thousand dollars worth of damage". Brooks says "Oh, easy". Dutch asks "Do you know who's going to pay for it? You". Brooks says "On my salary? Don't be silly". Dutch turns on the intercom and says "O'Neill, get me Arthur Hall on the phone". Brooks says "Oh now I get it. Is Arthur Hall your lawyer?" Dutch says "That's right". Brooks says "This is the funniest thing I've heard yet. So, he clipped you too, huh? I'm surprised at you Dutch". Dutch asks "What are you talking about?" Brooks says "I'll bet Arthur sold you a bill of goods that he could keep us out of your hair if you paid off to him". Dutch says "Well". Brooks says "Well, he was kidding you. Arthur Hall has as much influence in Chicago as my brother-in-law, and even with me on the force he can't get himself arrested".