Cinema’s Deadliest Payback: John Wick, Cataleya & Ballerina

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Hi, everyone.
Uh, welcome back to Our Isekai.
I am your overpowered MC, Uchenna.
I am Faith, as always.
Yeah.
And- This is our podcast.
Yes, this is.
T- this is our podcast.
Our Isekai.
Yes.
You're looking very confused, like you forgot something.
Because we didn't clarify if we were doing Lovers Blind first or Our Isekai episode first.

(00:29):
Well, there we go.
We have decided.
Which one?
We just said, "Our Isekai" right now.
Oh, right.
Okay.
Our Isekai it is.
Uh, shit.
Okay, uh, so this episode is the final bout of revenge- Yeah.

(00:49):
so films, revenge.
It's also the final bout of the series that we've been doing so far, with, uh, d- specifically talking about, like, themed films or characters or whatnot.
Yeah.
Yeah, so we're gonna go back to what we were doing before with a s- with, obviously, the new kind of segments that we've got as well.

(01:13):
Mm-hmm.
So do you wanna break it down for the people?
So on today's episode, we're gonna do another series of revenge.
But it's gonna be d- based on films.
Last week, we did it on animes.
After that, we're gonna do side characters that stole the show.
And then NHS, who needs help, final segment.

(01:33):
And then we're gonna do This or
Is it This or That, or is it Would You Rather?
And I actually have to think, so sorry.
We've got the main theme, like you said, uh, side characters, uh
Would You Rather- Okay.
which is the This or That.

(01:55):
We don't have a Red Light, Green Light this episode- That's fine.
because it was- We can do Red Light, Green Light on- Lovers Blind.
Lovers Blind, 'cause this, this week, as in this week, the past 4 episodes.
Wow.
Oh, yeah, and then I guess we could just do that and then incorporate Lovers Blind into the actual episode itself.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that works.

(02:15):
Okay.
Yeah, works for me.
Um, and then Ship It, Skip It, and then we've got the, the This or That, as a Would You Rather.
Mm.
.0000000000291Revenge as well, and same thing with Ship It, Skip It, like, a revenge crossover type thing.
.0000000000291So yeah, that's it.
Like, that's what we've got this episode.
Okay, so revenge in films.

(02:35):
.0000000000291My first one, classic, John Wick in John Wick, avenging the death of his wife.
Like, when you think of revenge, you do think of John Wick.
Like, you feel like, the dog, the characters, the storyline.
Storyline has some plot holes, but we're not here for that.
We're here for the actual revenge.
Yes.
When people talk about it, they're like, "He killed someone with a fucking pen."

(02:58):
That's like, wow.
That is revenge.
Yeah.
Not only- Over a dog as well.
Indeed.
.0000000000291And in my opinion, it was worth it.
Got his finger chopped off, and he said, "It's okay.
You got what you deserved.
All I got was a pinky, my wife, and my dog.
But you all-" "
got what you-" You must suffer- Yeah.

(03:19):
for the pain you've just caused me."
No, like, everyone feared him.
They knew not to touch him, not to touch the people that he loved, and not to touch the things that he loved.
Yeah, like, the dog was the link to his wife who had just died.
Like, how dare you?
Mm-mm.
There you go.
Don't mess with people and their respective spouses, and their respective pets.

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You get
You mess with the bull, you get the horns.
Is that, did I just
Yeah.
You get the horns.
Very gangster of you.
.0000000000291I said it from a film as well.
But yeah, my first one is John Wick of the John Wick series.
Yes, they did have the, the new one.
.0000000000291I haven't seen that with the Anna something something lady.

(04:07):
Didn't
What, on the continent?
Was it on the- Is it continental?
Continental.
Yeah, I haven't seen that.
Yeah, I think I've seen that one.
I think it was the last one I watched.
I don't
Yeah.
Okay.
It's the 4th one, isn't it?
It is.
.0000000000291I, I, I'm go-
Sure.
The last one I watched was number 4.
Whether or not that's correct or not, it's the last that I saw.
Last one I watched.
Was it this year you watched it, or last year?

(04:27):
Last year.
I don't think that- No, the 0 the one I'm talking about, I'm pretty sure came out this year.
Was it not this year?
Oh, then I haven't watched one, John Wick, this year then.
I haven't.
Was the main character a woman?
Let me go to it actually.
.0000000000582John Wick.
This one.

(04:48):
'Cause that's the 4th one.
That's the, that's the last one I watched.
Well, in the one that came out maybe this
Oh, 2023.
No, one came out this year, I'm pretty sure, and the no- Oh.
See the lady next to him?
She's the, the, the lead.
Number 5.
It was number 5.
Yeah, I guess.
I don't know.
I think she's also up for revenge, though, I think.

(05:11):
I'm not
I don't know, but it's- Well, there you go.
all part of the same series.
I haven't watched number 5.
I've only watched up to number 4, so I was right.
So what
Like, 0 obviously, his revenge in
He's, he's taking vengeance for the death of his dog, um, and he kind of spiraled into something else.
But yeah.
No, no, John Wick, definitely, definitely top there.
Mm.
For me, I went kind

(05:33):
Well, may- I didn't go straight revenge.
But I did go revenge, but not s- like, I guess it is straight re-
Anyway, I went for Jennifer Check from Jennifer's Body.
Okay.
Yeah.
So she is a high schooler, and she's, like, a fan girl of, like, this specific band, right?

(05:56):
And they sacrificed her, so that their band could be popular.
.0000000000582Of course.
I think they needed a virgin or something-
but she wasn't.
Poor them.
Right.
Um, and so she comes back and she starts killing men basically.

(06:19):
I feel like that's, that's perfectly fine.
Yeah, I think- Do you know who this, this reminds me of?
Rosaline, off, um
What's that thing with Kristen Stewart and thingy?
Yeah, yeah.
Uh, Twilight.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Rosaline from Twilight.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That is Rosaline.
Yeah.
I thought to myself, "Should I actually add Rosaline?"
But she was not like the main focus- No, but that's a romantic story.

(06:41):
of Twilight, but her backstory, goddamn.
Yeah, that's Rosaline's story.
Yes.
She goes to turn vampire, she's like, "All you bitches-
I'm coming for you.
How dare you ruin my love life?"
"How dare you ruin my life?"
Oh, my God.
"How dare you take my happiness from me?"
Absolutely.
Yeah.
So she, she was, she is a, a, a favorite of mine because, like, she doesn't get like a clean win.

(07:09):
She's just angry and it consumes her and she just- Mm-hmm.
To be honest, it doesn't matter who you are, you're just gonna get it.
She mainly targeted like young boys who they necessarily didn't
Well, it's up for debate, but not all of them did like bad stuff.
Most of them did.
Um, but then she also had a friend who was probably the one that they should've sacrificed, to be honest, 'cause she was a virgin, but she was definitely an asshole.

(07:36):
Uh, but yeah, her showdown in the bedroom with Needy, some guy, um.
It, it's, it's also quite funny as well, but she's, she definitely got her s- her, her revenge against the men, or the, in fact, the whole town because she was like a, she was like the town slut kind of.

(08:05):
they chose the town slut to sacrifice?
She was out of town to go meet the band, I believe.
Not to
No, she went
The, the band came to her town, it's a small town.
Okay.
And she was very fine girly and obviously they're exposed so they just thought small town girl, who's a, they thought she was a virgin, made the wrong assumption, and yeah.
.0000000000582'Cause small town girls don't have, um, desires?

(08:27):
Yeah.
Well, I don't know.
Uh, but they, they, they, they sacrificed her.
And Needy's her best friend by the way, who is like, I don't know, in love with her or judges her as well and it's, it's, it's weird.
Anyway, yeah Jennifer from Jennifer's Body.
.9999999998836Um, next.

(08:48):
My second one is Lim Chung-Hyuk, Hyun from Ballerina.
Do you watch Ballerina?
No, I don't think so.
Um, so Ballerina is a Korean movie.
So this girl is avenging
So she has a best friend.
Her best friend has written her a letter that, letters, I think it's a text message, that she receives later on.

(09:09):
And she says, "You're the only person I trust who can avenge me."
So she goes on this spree to find out what happened to her best friend.
.9999999998836Her best friend was obviously, as the title tells, a ballerina.
And, um, so she was sex trafficked as a ballerina.
This isn't like, if you've
I don't know how much

(09:30):
So you remember, like I said remember, in the French period, like entertainers used to, like used to col- call line, call, what's the
In the background, as well as being like dancers, ballerinas, performers, do the Can-can, d- d- they used to be like- Oh, like the second scene?
Yeah.
Not the second scene, the b- behind the scene because being the dancer themself didn't pay much.

(09:52):
Behind the scene they used to be paid, um- Oh, like do other stuff?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
So- Other 18 plus stuff.
Y- yes.
Okay.
Because being a ballerina, being a dancer didn't, didn't perform- It's, it's-
it doesn't pay the, pay the, pay the bills that much.
Yeah.
Fair play.
.9999999998836So this happened to her.
So she was a dancer.
These people came to her like, "Do you wanna make some quick money?

(10:14):
All you have to do is like send us some pictures."
So pictures, well, they're real easy money.
They're like, "Now we need you to come over to this hotel room and do X, Y, Z with this person."
She got trapped all for money.
I almost
It's, it's a sad story.
But yes, um, ballerina's best friend, Lee Chung-Haeg, goes around, she finds out what happened to her best friend and each one of those men that was involved in this sex trafficking that either took the pictures, blackmailed her to do the things.

(10:46):
Mm-hmm.
Or the ones that, who in- initially, like, um
What's it called?
C- uh, what's it
Not conspire.
Um, hired her.
Okay.
The per- people who originally hired her.
She goes out and she's killi- she's just
Obviously, because this is a tragic thing that's happened to her best friend, so she's- Yeah.

(11:09):
she's like, "You're all gonna get it."
So what, what did the friend do?
What, what was her job before she bec- she decided to do it?
Um, she was a r- retired drunky.
She used to work in the army and then she got discharged and she- Oh.
became drunk.
And that's why her friend was like, "You're the best person."
Because obviously if you worked in the army, you know how to use your weapons, you know how to- Mm-hmm.
Does she ki-
She, does she commit suicide, or?

(11:30):
The best friend?
Yeah.
In the end, yeah, she does.
No, not the one killing the people, the one who dies, the one she's avenging.
The one
Yeah, she does.
.00000000011642She does? 267 00:11:39,180.00000000011642 --> 00:11:39,640 Yeah.
.00000000011642Oh, wow. 269 00:11:41,180.00000000011642 --> 00:11:41,190 Oh, wow.
Because sh- obviously all these things are happening to her and she, she didn't know how- She couldn't deal with it.
Yeah, she didn't know how to cope with it, and how all
.0000000001164There was, there was literally 273 00:11:49,680.0000000001164 --> 00:11:51,160 Once you're in that circle- Mm-hmm.

(11:51):
it's hard to get out because as I said, the ones, the t- ones
The first job she did, they took pictures and they were using that- Oh, to blackmail her.
to blackmail her into doing more.
Oh, no.
Because obviously her first job is a dancer, she's a ballerina.
That's her- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And obviously if it gets out then
.00000000011642Oh, God, I should, I should probably watch that. 282 00:12:09,199.00000000011642 --> 00:12:10,038 And it's a film as well.
Mm-hmm.
.9999999998836It's not a series. 285 00:12:10,819.9999999998836 --> 00:12:12,700 So I know it'll be short.

(12:12):
One hour 50 or one hour 30.
Something like that.
I can, I could do that.
Something like that.
Maybe I should switch, uh, Korean dramas for Korean films.
Okay, that's good.
Yeah.
That's, that's
Whoa.
Nice.
Uh, okay, my next revenge is F- Cataleya Restrepo from Colombiana.

(12:36):
Okay.
Played by Z- Zoe Saldana.
Um
Oh, yeah.
Came out in 2011.
The one with the flower tattoo on her back.
Hmm.
My God.
So plot of the story, or the, the short synopsis or whatever, um, some politician people decide they wanna kill her dad, um, and his entire family because

(13:00):
.0000000001164I don't know, whatever.
Um, and so they do that, they kill pretty much her entire family.
She gets saved by her uncle, who then takes her in and sh- trains her to become a contract killer, killer.
Um, by day she's, like, super low-key, she doesn't really do much.

(13:21):
But by night she kills people and carves an orchid on their bodies.
And that becomes her calling card.
. But, like, her main thing, right, is to find the drug lords who actually slaughtered her entire family.
.9999999998836Mm-hmm. 314 00:13:38,319.9999999998836 --> 00:13:40,660 Um, and it's not just vengeance.
It's like, she's gonna kill them so that they never forget and she will co- keep haunting them and haunting them. 316 00:13:49,180.00000000011642 --> 00:13:49,390 Yeah.

(13:49):
And haunting them.
Um, she's super trained, um, by her uncle.
Um, it's very, like, action-y, like John Wick.
Mm-hmm.
.0000000001164I don't even know wh- 322 00:14:03,930.0000000001164 --> 00:14:06,030 You know that I feel like they should've continued it?
'Cause I loved it, but she did get her revenge at the end, so, you know, you gotta end it, I guess.

(14:12):
Um, but yeah, her entire identity, her
.0000000001164Everything she's doing, the reason why she's taking all these contracts to kill people is so that she gets closer to the main people.
Like, so that she can finally take her revenge.
.9999999998836And she didn't even 328 00:14:27,819.9999999998836 --> 00:14:30,640 Just like the, the girl from Ballerina, she didn't care.
Like, she could die, she don't care.

(14:33):
Like, it's just her.
But then obviously love in it. 332 00:14:39,339.9999999998836 --> 00:14:40,680.0000000001164 Sorry. 333 00:14:40,680.0000000001164 --> 00:14:44,520 Well, they always have to ruin it with love.
A- and anyways- There's no romance in Ballerina.
Good.
I think this gives me more-
.00000000011642inclination to watch it. 338 00:14:52,160.00000000011642 --> 00:14:54,620 Uh, but it's very, it's, it's very, you know.

(14:54):
The revenge is very personal to her.
.9999999998836It's brutal, it's, cathartic, it's nice. 341 00:14:59,829.9999999998836 --> 00:15:01,180.00000000011642 Even the guy that she was in love with. 342 00:15:01,180.00000000011642 --> 00:15:03,579.9999999998836 I'm pretty sure she, like, dumps him as well. 343 00:15:03,579.9999999998836 --> 00:15:06,819.9999999998836 And, like, decides to go for revenge because she's like, "Well, fuck you." 344 00:15:06,819.9999999998836 --> 00:15:07,040 Isn't it?
And I'm like, "Yeah, fuck you, guy."
But yeah, it's great.
Um, uh, I think she even finds out somehow that her uncle was involved.

(15:17):
Um, but yeah, it, it's the fact that her entire
.0000000001164Like, after that huge thing that happened to her, she is so set- Mm-hmm. 350 00:15:26,660.0000000001164 --> 00:15:30,000 on revenge and there's no
.0000000001164I mean, obviously it takes her some time to be able to find the people but every single job, every single 352 00:15:37,420.0000000001164 --> 00:15:38,860 It's meticulous.

(15:38):
Every single step, ev- everything she does is a step towards her final revenge and it's so rewarding.
Ah.
It's the story anyway.
Loved it.
I was, like, 15 and I love it till today.
It came on Netflix the other day.
Did it now?

(15:58):
Yeah, the other day.
Paramount Prejudice is leaving Netflix.
.00000000011642I know. 363 00:16:03,160.00000000011642 --> 00:16:03,880 I know.
So I have to watch it again.
.00000000011642Do they not know they'll be launched on an annual basis? 366 00:16:06,160.00000000011642 --> 00:16:06,839.9999999998836 I know, right? 367 00:16:06,839.9999999998836 --> 00:16:09,819.9999999998836 I have to watch it again, like, before it goes. 368 00:16:09,819.9999999998836 --> 00:16:12,376 I know, well, know.Like, what do you mean?
The
.000000000116415And also, this year, they had their, like, 20th anniversary as well, so like, why are you leaving? 371 00:16:18,16.000000000116415 --> 00:16:19,216 It's like the best year to have it on.

(16:19):
I don't know what you're doing.
I watched you on an annual basis.
I'm have- There's not many movies I watch on annually.
.000000000116415You- you know what? 376 00:16:26,16.000000000116415 --> 00:16:29,040 I wouldn't be surprised if they take it off, uh
Netflix.
Net- Netflix and like, now next time, it's on Prime or it's on, um- Disney.
Disney in the next few, however months.
I hope you go to Disney, 'cause we have a subscription for that.

(16:39):
.9999999998836Anything else? 382 00:16:39,925.9999999998836 --> 00:16:40,836 They have Prime as well.
I don't really go on Prime.
Ah, fair play.
'Cause to go on Prime, it means I have to log off the Xbox and go on- No, it's on the Xbox.
Not on mine.
Just download it.
Okay.
Yeah, we've got space now.
I've deleted, like, the main big things that's taken a lot of, um
Space.
Space.
Storage.
Memory.
Yeah.

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Yeah, who's your next? 397 00:17:03,276.0000000001164 --> 00:17:03,996 That's 2.
.9999999998836That's 2? 399 00:17:04,675.9999999998836 --> 00:17:05,816 Oh, sorry.
.0000000001164That's it- 401 00:17:06,516.0000000001164 --> 00:17:07,536 for the main part.
Sorry, sorry.
I was, I was really- Don't have 3.
.9999999998836I was very 405 00:17:09,715.9999999998836 --> 00:17:10,576 No, no, no, no, no.
I was very excited about this whole revenge stuff.
I have a few honorable mentions- Okay.
.9999999998836that I really liked. 409 00:17:15,415.9999999998836 --> 00:17:19,276.0000000001164 I liked Selina Kyle from Batman Returns. 410 00:17:19,276.0000000001164 --> 00:17:19,616 Okay.
.000000000116415Um, because the guy literally turned her into what she is. 412 00:17:23,16.000000000116415 --> 00:17:24,556 Um, pushed her and stuff.

(17:24):
Um, Maleficent, her revenge against the dad.
Get in.
Hmm.
You promised you weren't gonna marry her, you fucking asshole.
Anyway.
Goodness me.
Um, Mr. Freeze from Batman & Robin.
Uh, yes, I know it's not a, a good
Batman.
I like it.

(17:45):
Sue me. 424 00:17:47,235.99999999976717 --> 00:17:55,472 Um, his whole villain origin is revenge for his wife's suffering, and it's very stupid, but you know, it's touching.
Uh, and Inglourious Basterds, Shoshanna's Dreyfus, holocaust revenge fantasy, uh, where cinema itself becomes the weapon, where he kills like, uh, Nazis in the cinema.

(18:17):
.9999999997672That's all I've got
Over
No, did I say a he?
.9999999997672She, sorry.
Uh, that's, that's, uh, is that
Oh, oh, sorry.
I do have a few more.
The Bride from Kill Bill, Amy Dunne from Gone Girl, um- Amy's a good shout.
Right? 435 00:18:35,534.9999999997672 --> 00:18:37,796 But would you really call it revenge though?

(18:37):
.9999999997672She felt, um
.99999999976717She was upset that he didn't promise who he said he was. 438 00:18:47,235.99999999976717 --> 00:18:48,076 Agreed.
.99999999976717And that she was taking revenge on him for that. 440 00:18:50,235.99999999976717 --> 00:18:51,696 She was gonna make him suffer for that.
I hear it.
'Cause she was going to be dead.
She was never gonna come back.

(19:00):
.99999999976717She was taking re- yeah, f- she was taking revenge for a life she felt that he stole from her.
Yeah, I know, right?
Okay, I feel like that's a bit of delusion on her behalf.
Oh yeah, oh, for 100%.
.0000000002328Because she saw what was happening from day one. 449 00:19:16,936.0000000002328 --> 00:19:17,466 I just can't.
And she said, "Red light where?
.0000000002328Red light what? 452 00:19:20,936.0000000002328 --> 00:19:22,128 You're an amber."

(19:23):
100, 100%.
100%.
It was delusion on her behalf.
.0000000002328She's so deluded. 457 00:19:26,936.0000000002328 --> 00:19:27,876 She saw what was happening.
.99999999976717Yeah. 459 00:19:28,255.99999999976717 --> 00:19:30,946 And she was like, "Na, na, na, na, na, this can't happen to me."
.9999999997672That's my man. 461 00:19:32,525.9999999997672 --> 00:19:33,816 "This can't happen to me."
She wide-eyed kicked it.
"Do you know who I am?
.99999999976717I am Amy from the series.
Glorified."
Oh my god.
.0000000002328"I don't watch it." 468 00:19:42,686.0000000002328 --> 00:19:43,676 Uh, Amy.

(19:43):
.9999999997672"You can't do that to me." 470 00:19:44,775.9999999997672 --> 00:19:45,735.9999999997672 The something, something girl. 471 00:19:45,735.9999999997672 --> 00:19:46,596 The, not the
That they wrote in the book, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. 475 00:19:49,956.0000000002328 --> 00:19:54,000 Um, then Sympathy for Lady Vengeance, uh, Pak Chan-wook.
Really, really good.
Hmm.
.0000000002328Um, Django Unchained slavery one and then Reverence. 479 00:20:02,936.0000000002328 --> 00:20:09,176 I didn't want to put this in here, to be honest, but that's why he's a honorable, honorable shout.

(20:09):
So moving on to side characters who stole the show in a revenge film.
I haven't
These aren't revenge films, but- Well, that's
Sorry, let me be clear.
That's what I did.
I just decided to s- s- stick with like a
A theme.
Yeah. 488 00:20:24,418.00000000023283 --> 00:20:25,156 Okay.
It's the last showdown, you know?
Okay, there've been- How crazy is that?
I've only got 2 that feel revenge-ish.

(20:30):
Mm-hmm.
So my first one will be Haymitch from The Hunger Games.
Ooh.
He's a side character.
Stole the show.
It's a revenge story.
Yes.
Esk.
It, it doesn't even matter.
He's a great side character.
Haymitch is okay.
We love Haymitch.
His progression as a person, as a character.
Oh, yeah.
From when we fi- when we see him, we don't know his backstory, to when we f- know his backstory, and then to see how he's trying to help Katniss so he doesn't, she doesn't become like a version of him- Mm-hmm.

(20:57):
with all the PTSD, with all the survivor's guilt.
Goodness me, he's been through it.
Not only did he survive, but he has to watch each and every year his new trainees die.
Hmm, yeah.
There's no solace.
N- No.
There's no peace.
I, you know, I didn't, I didn't even blame him for drinking so much .

(21:18):
Honestly, the truth- At this point, yeah.
You know, once y- once you learn his story, I'll be like, "You know what?
If I can't kill myself-" Fair play.
. "
and this is my only option, give me the drugs."
. Give me all the hard pills you've got.
Just, just let me numb the pain.
. los- just let it go.
I'm surprised he didn't let it go.
I'm pretty sure he would've tried.

(21:40):
Possibly.
But they have cameras everywhere.
And then, at one p- he must've just given up.
Yeah.
Yeah, because I think that's what happened.
Like, he, he must have tried, and they were like, "Nah, we need you to make a, to prove a point to everyone, everyone else."
Yeah, and like if he doesn't do it, someone else would have to take his place to become the new Haymitch.
Mad, mad, mad, mad.

(22:01):
It was.
So yeah, Haymitch is, um, he has my heart.
Yeah.
.0000000002328Like, to begin with, he was a hard person to like. 537 00:22:08,639.0000000002328 --> 00:22:08,900 Yeah.
But as the mo- But by the end, oh, love.
But as the story goes through, he's the only person who saw Katniss for k- who Katniss was, who- Was, yeah.
It's like, he could see
Where people were like, "Yeah, she was trying her best."
He was like, "No, that-" "No, she's not."
. "That's a angry girl, that's an angry woman who wants to, who wants the world to hurt-" To hurt, yeah.

(22:27):
" the way she has hurt him."
Because not only have you put her to fight a war that she w- doesn't wanna fight, but she's losing people she loves one by one.
Mm-hmm.
.99999999976717And that 548 00:22:38,389.99999999976717 --> 00:22:39,639.9999999997672 'Cause Haymitch has to do that as well. 549 00:22:39,639.9999999997672 --> 00:22:40,320 Mm-hmm.
And he's like, "No, no, no.
You've, you
Good cause, well done for you, wrong person."

(22:47):
. "Good cause, wrong person, 'cause me and her, we're in this together and I know what she's thinking."
Samesies, mate.
. Yeah.
twins at this point, you know.
I can read her like there's no tomorrow.
Like, I was like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, she has, she has those, those pills.
She's gonna kill herself."
Yeah.
And she was like, "Let, yeah, just let her kill herself, because I would do the same if I had it, if I had those pills in my hands too."

(23:11):
Yeah.
But yeah, he has my heart.
Yeah.
Um, mine is Steven from Django Unchained.
Okay.
Samuel L's character from in, in, in, in Django Unchained- Mm-hmm.
uh, very unlikeable.

(23:35):
Very
Like, you fi- you just wanna
You know?
Mm-hmm.
Just
. So even the way he looks, the prosthetic that they use for his face, everything.
Like, and you can tell that that happened because something happened to him.

(23:56):
Like, he's been tortured to the point that he thinks the people torturing him are for him.
For him.
Yeah.
It's literally he's a slave that thinks his master is the best thing since sliced bread.
And because they made him an inside slave- Oh.

(24:18):
he's so grateful and so thankful.
I forgot about that part, you know.
Yeah.
It's been a while since I watched the movie.
Yeah.
I know .
It's a dark movie.
got another one from the same film as well .
Sorry.
Oh.
But yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He used to hate the boys because- Yeah.
they w- they w- they were resisting everything.
And the girls and, and all.

(24:39):
Yeah, like- He mistreated everyone.
every single person.
And he was not for his people.
He was not- He felt above of them.
He used to snitch as well.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, and that final bit where he died, very satisfying.
Yeah, um, who's your next?
Um, Yelena from The Black Widow before she got her own movie.

(25:04):
.0000000002328So obviously we have Natasha who's the main Black Widow, and then through the movie w- we meet her sister who's just an angry, angry girl, because her sister left her behind to become a mini child soldier.
And then when you g- you see the movie, from her perspective and what she had to deal with and how she had to kill who was essentially her best friend- Mm-hmm.

(25:25):
because that was the test they gave her
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
.99999999976717You 613 00:25:32,139.99999999976717 --> 00:25:36,250 I, I understand why she was upset at her sister for leaving- Leaving, yeah, for leaving.
'cause her sister actually
She didn't know what happened to her sister.
Well, she, she was just like, "I need to get out of here."
And they were separated, so she didn't know what happened.
.9999999997672And obviously Nat- Natasha thought her sister had died, so she's like, "I've mourned the grief of my sister, didn't know you were-" Moving on. 619 00:25:50,639.9999999997672 --> 00:25:51,056 Yeah.

(25:51):
.00000000023283And then to find out her sister was alive, and then the whole interaction of how sh- Yelana hated Natasha, it's like, I, I under- I understand. 621 00:26:01,360.00000000023283 --> 00:26:01,950 Me too.
And she's very funny as well.
She is very likeable.
She's very funny.
Yeah.
Even to like the his- her adopted father.
She's- Yeah, that, that, that interaction is just, yeah.
Yeah.
So it's every-Not really a revenge story, but it's revenge-esque because she's taking out the anger that she's built up inside of her- Yeah.

(26:18):
out on her si- on her sister, out in the world.
Yeah.
Even, like, in the second movie where she's, um, she feels lost.
She just feels like she's been- Before then, right, she appears in the, The Hunter one, The Archer, Arrow guy.
I didn't, I didn't watch that one.
.99999999976717Yeah, and so she tries to take revenge on Clint for, for killing her sister. 636 00:26:38,255.99999999976717 --> 00:26:41,936 And so it's after that that we meet her, and she's lost.

(26:41):
She has no purpose now.
.00000000023283Yes, yeah. 639 00:26:43,456.00000000023283 --> 00:26:44,296 Right?
And now she's so upset.
.99999999976717Oh, because I didn't watch the series. 642 00:26:48,235.99999999976717 --> 00:26:48,806 Yeah, no- Yeah.
fair, fair, fair.
.99999999976717Yeah. 645 00:26:50,235.99999999976717 --> 00:26:53,416 Speaking of top 5 series, I haven't watched a mini Marvel series on Disney's.
You did see the thingy one, Vision.
WandaVision.
Yeah, I watched wa- I haven't, like, I haven't seen most of them that I, like- Okay.
.00000000023283I saw, um- Hulk? 650 00:27:02,456.00000000023283 --> 00:27:03,235.99999999976717 No, I didn't see Hulk. 651 00:27:03,235.99999999976717 --> 00:27:03,996 Oh, okay.

(27:03):
The one with the, the She-Hulk.
Yeah, She-Hulk.
Yeah, I watched 3 episodes, and I was like, "No."
Really?
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
Um, I think I watched, um, Loki.
Yeah, yeah.
L- l- both seasons of Loki because Loki's fantastic.
It's good, yeah.
Mm-hmm.
I enjoyed it.
I've watched, um, Wanda, WandaVision.

(27:25):
WandaVision, yeah.
And I watched, um, what's that one with the ancient Egypt, um, thing?
Moonlight.
I watched Moonlight, yeah.
Yeah.
And I think those are the top I've watched.
After that- Moon Knight.
Night Moon.
Moon- It's Moon Knight, you're right.
.0000000002328Yeah? 675 00:27:44,956.0000000002328 --> 00:27:45,676 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

(27:45):
Yeah.
I wanted to get back in, I want to watch Daredevil because I think now Disney's got the rights back again, is it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Disney has the rights back.
It's good.
It's good.
Yeah, yeah.
So that's on my list of watch, things to watch because- Okay.
I haven't watched Daredevil since Disney got it back.
Yeah, yeah, it's good.
Even the, the, the, the full one, you know what they should bring back?
What?

(28:06):
My favorite, it's skipping my memory right now.
The purple lady.
Purple lady?
God damn
From The Defenders, you know, there's iron claw, there's the strong guy, the Black guy.
.9999999997672Mm-hmm. 696 00:28:21,735.9999999997672 --> 00:28:25,556 And then there's the white woman with David Tennant in it.
Oh, Jesus Christ, The Defendants, the

(28:29):
Her power, she's super strong.
She's a detective.
2 Broke- not 2 Broke Girls.
Um
No, not 2 Broke Girls.
.9999999997672Bitch in Apartment 20, 23. 704 00:28:49,666.0000000002328 --> 00:28:56,176 I, you know, for some reason, the name Veronica Mars keeps coming to my head, and it's pissing me off.

(28:56):
Ta- thank you for helping, helping me look.
That's what, that's what I'm trying to do right now is search the characters' names- 'Cause I was like, "We are not getting far with this one."
.99999999976717Just search The Defendants or Defenders.
Any one of those.
The
Jessica Jo- Jessica Jones!
Jessica Jones!

(29:16):
That's who Netflix should've brought back, as well as, uh
Daredevil.
.9999999997672Okay.
.9999999997672Yeah. 716 00:29:29,735.9999999997672 --> 00:29:30,876 So, so, so sorry.
Carry on.
.99999999976717Side characters.
.0000000002328Yeah. 720 00:29:33,956.0000000002328 --> 00:29:41,616 Yelena, um, she feels lost in this, in her own personal movie because she's lost her purpose.

(29:41):
She's not angry because her
She's angry because her si- she now doesn't have a sister, but she thought she had a sister.
Mm-hmm.
.9999999997672She's angry because she thought she was, she had a stepfather that was supportive, but he's just a drunk who's lost as well in his own perspective. 725 00:29:55,525.9999999997672 --> 00:29:56,996 Who still wants to be a superhero.
Yeah, he does want to be a superhero.
It's lovely.
He still has his dream.
He wants to be an antihero actually.

(30:02):
.0000000002328Yeah. 731 00:30:04,436.00000000023283 --> 00:30:09,116 And then Yelena becomes a version of her sister, and it's a full circle.
Yeah.
But this time, she saves the other widows.
.9999999997672She doesn't leave them behind because she's like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've been here.
It ain't happening again."
And, and it's full circle.
So I'm thinking, "I've left them behind because I didn't want to be left behind."

(30:22):
Yeah.
Yeah, it's nice.
.999999999767169Mm-hmm.
Next is
I believe I have this man here twice.
So, uh, I mean, the actor but I have got 2 characters of his.
Uh, the actor is Christoph Waltz and the act- the, the charac- this specific character is Hans Landa from, um, Inglourious Basterds.

(30:52):
Mm.
He's the villain.
He is a
I don't want it to be canceled.
Um, he sniffs out the people that the Nazis are looking for.
He's very good at that.
Okay.
At finding runaway ways, um, uh, and he, he literally stole attention in any and every single scene that he was in.

(31:28):
You are hooked.
You are looking at him.
He's a tiny man, by the way.
Like, he's just like, you know, a little- Harding around.
In fact, some- sometimes you'll be but then you're like, "No, no."
is, this is an asshole.
Because in the beginning, literally it- that's the first scene is just him, just simple, walking into this house.

(31:58):
And he's just,
He knocks on the door and he's like, "Oh, hi."
you know, he comes in, sits down, drink.
.00000000023283They're like, "Oh, who are you?" 765 00:32:08,139.00000000023283 --> 00:32:15,780 He introduced himself, who he is and you know, it's all very nice and, and all of a sudden the scene just picks up.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, yeah.
And you can, you can see like some of

(32:20):
their heart is like palpitating, like it goes to like a shot of, um, like sweat, people looking through like a thing and you're like, "Okay, this is not like a, this is not a chilled scene."
So basically, the man that he goes to visit has Jewish people in his basement that he's- Housing.
housing.
Mm-hmm.
And so, anyway, point is he catches them and murders pretty much all of them apart from one who managed to get away, who is the person who takes the revenge that I said is a ho- honorable mention- Hmm.

(32:52):
in earlier.
Um, but his character is just so underwhelmingly overwhelming, because there's nothing special about him other than the horrible thing that he is good at, which is finding people to kill.

(33:13):
No, no, literally.
That is a horrible skill.
I did it, yeah.
But yeah, fantastic character.
Moving on.
.0000000002328Okay. 782 00:33:22,860.0000000002328 --> 00:33:24,870 So these 2 come as a pair.
It's Tangerine and Lemon from Bullet Train.
They, they come as a
they have to come as a pair.
Yep, yep, understandable.
Nice, so I couldn't put them separately because Tan- wherever Tangerine is- Right, yeah.

(33:36):
there's Lemon is as well, so you know?
Oh my god, I could- yeah, I could've picked for Bullet Train.
Oh, yeah, that's such a good film.
I enjoyed the film.
It's a fun movie to watch.
It's a fun film.
Yeah.
So Bullet Train follows assassins from around the world.
Yeah.
All on one train, all trying to find a bag with all the

(34:00):
is it
it's a bag, isn't it?
The one that Joy has?
Yeah. 802 00:34:06,139.99999999976717 --> 00:34:06,700 Anyway.
Yeah.
.9999999997672They're trying to find a bag that has something important in it. 805 00:34:09,699.9999999997672 --> 00:34:11,159.99999999976717 Can't remember what that important thing is. 806 00:34:11,159.99999999976717 --> 00:34:12,199.99999999976717 Not important to the storyline. 807 00:34:12,199.99999999976717 --> 00:34:13,583.9999999997672 It doesn't matter, yeah, not really. 808 00:34:15,139.99999999976717 --> 00:34:18,860.0000000002328 So they're just very funny people to watch. 809 00:34:18,860.0000000002328 --> 00:34:19,260.00000000023283 They are. 810 00:34:19,260.00000000023283 --> 00:34:23,520 I think the l- like- Like the dynamic between the both of them is, is, yeah.

(34:23):
.99999999976717It's very 812 00:34:24,139.99999999976717 --> 00:34:33,659.9999999997672 And then when Tangerine dies and then Lemon's there just trying avenge him, you can f- you're like- And I can't believe that the Black guy fooled me into thinking he was actually a Brit. 813 00:34:33,659.9999999997672 --> 00:34:34,831.9999999997672 For a minute he did. 814 00:34:35,639.9999999997672 --> 00:34:36,820.0000000002328 He, his accent was very on point. 815 00:34:36,820.0000000002328 --> 00:34:37,760.0000000002328 It wasn't bad. 816 00:34:37,760.0000000002328 --> 00:34:38,739.9999999997672 It really wasn't bad at all. 817 00:34:38,739.9999999997672 --> 00:34:39,860.0000000002328 No, yeah, yeah, yeah. 818 00:34:39,860.0000000002328 --> 00:34:41,300.00000000023283 Like, it wasn't bad at all. 819 00:34:41,300.00000000023283 --> 00:34:43,966 Like, I, like I, I was like, I was like

(34:45):
.00000000023283Maybe he would like 821 00:34:46,340.00000000023283 --> 00:34:47,000 it might
I thought maybe he was just trying to
he was a Brit who was putting the British accent, accent on, like that specific accent.
.0000000002328Oh, okay, yeah, yeah. 825 00:34:53,720.0000000002328 --> 00:34:53,730 Mm.
.9999999997672Does that make sense? 827 00:34:54,659.9999999997672 --> 00:34:58,260 Like, he looked like a Brit to me.
Well, he was dressed like one.
He did.
So, like, yeah, yeah, they did it.
Well, that's a typecast.
No he- That is typecast.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

(35:06):
Yeah, he sold me-
on, on him being a plausible Brit, 'cause sometimes Americans have a specific swag that you could just tell that they're American.
But yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, so I put them in there just because they, they weren't the main characters.
They were just there for the plot, and when they were on scene I just found, I just, I was happy to see them.

(35:27):
Yeah.
There wasn't a moment when I sighed like, "Oh, wow, they're back again."
It was like, "Well, te- show me more.
What, what for?"
.99999999953434Yeah, like what else? 845 00:35:33,279.99999999953434 --> 00:35:33,550 Yeah.
.9999999995343"What, what can you do?" 847 00:35:34,779.9999999995343 --> 00:35:36,540 It's the bit in the toilet.
The bit, the bit.
It's too funny.
Uh, uh, it's sad but funny.
Oh.
But yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, you're right.
Very, very good.

(35:48):
.00000000046566Um, my next is, um, b- r- Brad Pitt from Inglourious Basterds. 857 00:35:58,220.00000000046566 --> 00:36:07,056 Um, the bit, the bit that sticks in my head is, um, I think Lieutenant Aldo Raine, that character.
Um-It's where he

(36:11):
He's an American, a Southern American man- Mm-hmm.
by the way.
He's in France, Italy?
S- Anyway, somewhere.
And his character is prete- is meant to be an Italian.
But it, he's, he has a very Southern accent.

(36:33):
But he's meant to infiltrate this Nazi space as a Italian man.
So, he goes in and they're all talking, speaking, it's like, yeah, yeah
"Bonjour, Noire."

(36:54):
No.
Absolutely not.
And throughout the entire thing, they had to keep, like, making up reasons of why his accent is like that.
That's just appalling.
Because obviously the guy who could tell, sniff out people- Mm-hmm.
um, he's there.

(37:17):
So, clearly he picks up on- Accents.
on accents and little things like that, bec- In fact, there's a, there's a, there's a scene in Inglourious Basterds where the guy does 3 Okay.
like this.
But if you're from Germany, you do th- or i- m- maybe from a specific area where that guy said he's from, you do 3 like this.

(37:44):
It's so
Who notices?
I don't know.
But he was able to tell the man was a liar based off of that.
And it almost, like, ruined their plan.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, the guy's good.

(38:07):
I- th- that's why he's, he was there.
Good.
So, so good.
But anyway, that character, he was just very funny.
He was a lot of, um, comic relief in the film, 'cause the film is quite heavy.
It's funny- Mm-hmm.
but it, it, it has very heavy themes.
Um, and he was very funny.
He used to like s- He would smoke like, this thing and, like, s- say certain things, and you're just like, "Who's this fucking idiot?"

(38:31):
And then you find out about his story and you're like, "Oh, but okay, he's actually a pretty cool guy."
Um, and that's, in my opinion, why he, he stole the show, 'cause his character was, was pretty dull, 'cause you thought he was stupid.
But he was actually quite cool.
Okay.
My last one is
Have you watched Joy Ride?
don't think so.

(38:52):
No.
Who's in it?
Um, let me go into it.
So it's Joy Ride for 2023.
No, I don't think so.
Kevin Hart?
No.
Oh, okay.
It is a comedy though.
Oh, okay.

(39:16):
No, I haven't seen it.
.00000000046566I've heard of it. 913 00:39:18,278.00000000046566 --> 00:39:18,668 Mm-hmm.
Yeah. 915 00:39:19,528.0000000004657 --> 00:39:21,392 And that's the one who's adopted, right?
Yeah.
Yeah. 918 00:39:23,778.0000000004657 --> 00:39:23,948 Yeah.
Um, so yeah.
Mine is Kat.
So, Kat is
I wanna say it's Audrey's ve- one of Audrey's friends.

(39:40):
Right?
Mm-hmm.
So, she is iconic.
She has something tatted on her vagina.
Iconic.
Nice.
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
Right?

(40:02):
Nice.
Real nice.
Painful, is what I was thinking.
W- where on the vagina?
So, it starts from the front and then it goes into the inner labias.
. Painful, ma'am.

(40:22):
I mean, it's all meat down there.
But there's a lot of nerves down there though.
I think you should just watch it for that specific scene.
Oh my God.
Like she got it tatted on the f- in the film?
No, but you, you see it.
You see
Oh.
Means you're not?
No, no, no.
Of course not.
Th- this is only, I think it's a f- what is this, a 15?
I don't know what rating it is.
No way I want to show that on live, on, in the cinemas, man.

(40:47):
I don't know.
Maybe it's 18+.
I don't
I don't know what rating it was.
But yeah.
Kat has something tatted on her vagina.
And she is in a relationship, right?
So, she
When she was in college, university, because it's American obviously, I don't know why Americans want to be difficult but

(41:10):
So, college, Kat ha- was a wild child.
By that I mean she was just fucking.
She was just fucking.
And, um, so she goes back to China.
Was it China?
No.
Let me get this correct.
She had to go back to Korea, um, because she's trying to

(41:32):
So, the main character goes, goes back to Korea because she's trying to con- get a contract.
Kat's there, um, because she works there as an, as an act- actress.
The co-actor that she's starring with is her fiance.
Said fiance is a Christian man.
She has not told said fiance about her past.

(41:53):
Said man has told Kat, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're gonna wait."
And it's hell- watching her struggle in this, it's, it wait's funny.
Does she have to tell him about her past?
He done, eventually does find out.
It's in the past.
He, he eventually finds out and he is distraught.

(42:16):
He was like, "I g- I f- kind of figured that you had a history but I didn't know, I didn't know it was that extensive, you know?"
Oh.
Because he's still a virgin.
I think this is a good thing.
I, i- well, they get back together and, um, yeah.

(42:40):
Cool.
But yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nice, nice, nice.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
She's a, she's just an entertaining character.
Her storyline I find it very entertaining as well, just the whole just seeing it flourish, because her and her other best friend don't get along to begin with.
Okay.
There's 3 of them.
There, there's actually 4 of them.
Oh, okay.
But yeah.

(43:01):
Okay.
Nice.
Uh, let's see.
Who have I got next?
I have O-Ren Ishii from Kill Bill.
Shit.
I'm noticing a trend on the type of films that I'm picking.
But I think because I decided to make it, like, revenge-esque and- Mm-hmm.

(43:22):
unfortunately there's specific directors that I like that do stuff like that.
Um, okay.
So, she has, like, an anime backstory type thing.
Mm-hmm.
Um, and also she has a scene in it where she fights in the snow.
Yeah, and like she, she uses swords as well.
And she's so, she's just so fucking cool.

(43:43):
Um
Oh, Lucy Liu.
Which one's Lucy?
Lucy Liu, the actress- Okay.
is O-Sh- um, O-Ren Ishii in Kill Bill.
yeah.
Yeah.
I'm pretty sure.
I'm pretty sure.

(44:04):
Okay.
Um, Kill Bill, 0 O dash R-E-N-I-S-H-I-I.
O'Doshie?
O'Ren Ishii.
Or just search Kill Bill, she'll be one of the characters.
It is Lucy Liu.
Thank you.
I had to make sure.

(44:26):
.00000000046566Because look at how dope she is. 1030 00:44:28,220.00000000046566 --> 00:44:34,690 She's dressed in like whole garb and the whole thing, and like, she fights really beautifully.
It's great. 1032 00:44:36,220.00000000046566 --> 00:44:36,240 Mm-hmm.
I really, I really liked her.
Um, yeah.
But she was a bad person, so she died.
Iconically though.
Did she have to die though?
She's so beautiful.
Right?

(44:48):
Um- That is prayerful and she's the best, you know?
Does she have to die?
.9999999995343She's so pretty. 1043 00:44:53,779.9999999995343 --> 00:44:58,416 Well, uh, she, she wasn't, she wasn't a good person, so she had to go.
And yeah, that's, that's O-Ren Ishii for me.
She's, she was, she's just really cool, really cool character.
I re- Nice character.
I've done my 4.
I don't know if you have a fifth one because I didn't get to dive.

(45:09):
Um, no, it's the same, uh, Christ- Christ- uh, Christopher Waltz character, um, f- it's the one from Django Unchained, King Schultz, he was with Django.
Okay.
Kind of the co-lead, so not necessarily a side character.
But anyway, he was, he's pretty cool.

(45:30):
But moving on to therapy.
Yes, yes, yes.
So, mine is gonna be based on Joyride all because that just it's a comedy, it's funny but it's not really a revenge story but, um, but yeah. 1056 00:45:50,913.9999999995343 --> 00:45:51,320 So, how

(45:51):
again, I do take a tri- trip to China.
So the first one is Audrey.
.00000000046566Audrey is our main character. 1060 00:45:59,220.00000000046566 --> 00:46:11,056 She was adopted from birth, her parents that adopted her are, are American.And the adoption agency, they have the mother's contact information there.
So she deals with a lot of, like, identity crisis 'cause obvi- com- identity conflict because she's Chinese herself but her parents are American, so she never got in touch with her Chinese side, but her best friend is Chinese.

(46:24):
Um, so, and she goes over to their family and she sees what they do in their family, and she's like, "Yay."
She feels almost, like, lost, out of place, 'cause her parents are really good parents to her.
Like, they give a, they
She has everything that she needs as a child.
Mm-hmm.
She's, she ha- she has a house, she has water, she has a g- good education.
.00000000046566Her parents are very supportive. 1069 00:46:46,336.00000000046566 --> 00:46:51,376 She becomes a lawyer, and her parents support her through all, through, um, college for that.

(46:51):
So she's, as a per- as an individual, she is fine.
She does not lack that.
But where she does lack is where she feels like she doesn't know what
Who you- Her connections to- Her connections.
Who she is ethnically.
Yeah.
Got it.
Um, and to address this, they go to China to try and find her birth mo- mother.

(47:13):
Tragic, her b- mother th- has passed away, but she meets the husband of her mother.
And she sees a video that her mother's, um- Made for her?
ma- made for her before she passed away, which is very- That's nice.
.00000000046566Yeah. 1082 00:47:27,336.00000000046566 --> 00:47:32,036 Um, but in regards to her, I think the therapy was, her friends
Well, it's not really my solution.
Her friends got the solution for her.

(47:35):
Right.
So, her friends booked her a trip to China with, with them, and they saw her through this journey to find out who, who she was.
Okay.
Though she still feels a bit lost 'cause she didn't get to see her mother.
Mm-hmm.
But she's, she gets, gets to meet her mother's husband and she gets to see the videos, and she feels, like, a bit more connection- Yeah.
Okay.

(47:56):
to who she, she is.
Who she is.
Yeah.
And so yeah, therapy for her was just going out and searching for the answers that she needed.
And obviously, her friends were a big part of that because she wasn't gonna go until one of her friends booked this, yeah b- Kinda forced her.
booked the ticket.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.

(48:16):
Interesting.
'Cause originally she was going- Nice.
to Korea- Good friends.
um, for a business trip and then they ended up going to China.
To China instead.
Yeah.
Lovely.
Um, I've got, I've got, um, The Bride from Kill Bill.
So she she ha

(48:40):
I'm pretty sure I've done her before and I wasn't really sure if I should add her on here.
But anyway, point is, she had a baby.
Um, she was under the impression that the baby died.
.9999999995343Um, uh, she 1113 00:48:54,395.99999999953434 --> 00:48:55,856 Someone tried to kill her.
She was pregnant and someone tried to kill her.
Uh, so she went on a journey to have revenge.

(49:03):
Uh, sorry.
She was just going about her daily life one day, and then she gets killed, assassinated. 1118 00:49:10,895.9999999995343 --> 00:49:12,196 But she didn't die.
She woke up from a coma.
Um, and she was pregnant when she was assa- assassinated and so she thought the baby had died.
So she decided she was gonna get revenge on everyone involved.

(49:26):
And Bill is the baby daddy, and husband.
Wow.
And that's who she's gonna kill, and that's who she's trying to get to.
So all these people, O'Shea, um, O'Ren and Ishy, all these people that she kills, lead her to find Bill.
Um, she finds him and turns out the baby's not dead.

(49:47):
So she carries
She takes her baby, obvis- of course she takes her revenge, but gets her baby.
Um, she would've, she should've needed proper physio, physiotherapy , um, a social worker to help her with, you know, having co- finding custody of her child, and even- Mm-hmm.

(50:09):
Well, to be honest it would've been hard but, after, in my opinion, she needs help after the story ends, right, on how to actually be a proper mother, 'cause she was in a coma for so long.
She now has taken her revenge and now she has her baby, so what's she gonna do now?
So, she definitely needs, needs, uh, needs therapy and all sorts.

(50:30):
Mm-hmm.
So, yeah.
Maybe heavy meds as well to forget all the PTSD.
Yeah.
I mean, she was with a criminal in the first place.
Yeah.
Moving on.
My next one is Lolo, Audrey's first best friend.
So, we meet Lolo in the first, um, like 10 minutes.

(50:55):
She's a
When I said like that she has
So, Audrey, the best friend that she gets is Lolo, when she's in America, 'cause obviously she doesn't know anyone- Mm-hmm.
um, in, in the neighborhood is only 2 Chi
There's
She's
Audrey's, um, Lolo's family is the only Chinese family in the neighborhood.
Okay.
And so she is the only Chinese girl other than Lolo- Right.

(51:15):
And so they be- So, they-
they gravitated to each other- Yeah.
because of like
Apparently America was racist back then, but who, who
Yeah.
Back then?
Back then.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now it's just, you know, roses and everything.
I'm joking.
They're best friends with China.
Goodness.

(51:36):
Anyway, Lolo is an artist, which contradicts what every Chinese parents hopes their child will become.
Fair play.
So, the one that's adopted by the white people becomes- The hell I don't know.
the Chinese parents dream essentially.
Fair play.
Yeah.
Interesting choice for- Lolo is an artist.
But- An artist that makes

(51:57):
Do you wanna guess?
Nothing.
Oh, like her, her art?
Yeah.
I mean, she's the one with the- No, no, no.
That is Kat.
Vagina art.
Oh, right.
Kat, right.
Okay.
Um- But very similar to Kat.
She does very
Something very out there.
She's an artist?
Yes.
What does she do?
Vagina art.
Of course she does.

(52:17):
Yeah.
Because what else would you do?
I don't know what
who wrote this movie, but
They must have really liked vagina.
Apparently so.
I was like, we have a lady who has a v- tattoo on her vagina.
We have another lady whose art is centered around vaginas.

(52:39):
Vaginage.
Yeah.
Come on.
That's, that's too awful.
too awful.
It's very balanced then.
It's just 50%.
Oh my goodness.
Audrey has a threesome.
That's not important to the storyline, but she does have a threesome.

(53:01):
Then it's a very sexually liberating film.
Yes, it is.
Apparently that's the thing, that's what this film is for.
Yeah.
Forget ident- finding your identity, forget how about your friendship helps you people.
Is the
People d- did people find out what their sexual identity was?
I don't think so.
I feel like the Christian guy did.

(53:23):
What did the Christian guy do?
I don't know, but he found out that his sexual identity
Did, did, did he lose his v-gard?
At the end.
Well, he found out his sexual identity.
Well, he came in 3 seconds.
He found out his
He found something out.
Well, well done to him.

(53:43):
Um, so-
yeah, she's rebellious and I think this is because there's so much, there's so much pressure that's been put on her to conform to what their ideal is.
Right.
So, she's like, "No, no, no."
And she literally does the entire opposite.
She's an artist and not like a fine art artist.

(54:04):
A vagina artist.
No.
And- She don't do classical paintings.
Nuh-uh.
No, no, no.
She doesn't restore art.
And her parents feel like she's a deadbeat because- play.
No, no, no, because she lives in Lolo's, in Audrey's back garden. 1241 00:54:22,720.0000000004657 --> 00:54:23,632 Doesn't pay rent. 1242 00:54:25,220.00000000046566 --> 00:54:26,064 Freeloads.

(54:26):
Audrey makes sure she is fed.
She's like Audrey's pet.
.99999999953434Anyway, she grows from this, and you know what she does? 1246 00:54:38,279.99999999953434 --> 00:54:39,010 She goes to work
Her parents
She goes to work for her parents', um, um, company.
They have a restaurant.
Okay.
.0000000004657And she sells her art in- Oh. 1252 00:54:46,720.0000000004657 --> 00:54:48,496 her parents' restaurant. 1253 00:54:49,279.99999999953434 --> 00:54:50,860 It's a compromise they reached.

(54:50):
You can do your art.
You can
But you must earn a living.
And so she was like, "Cool, cool, cool, I'll work at a restaurant."
So, she's becomes a waitress at the
at the parents' restaurant, and then she puts her art on some of the allocated walls.
You just can't be putting vaginas everywhere.
It would have been nice though if she got success in her vagina sales.

(55:12):
Well, she does.
Okay.
She gets 3 sales while she's working at the restaurant, because the
On the wall and some of the people who come into like, "Yeah, that's interesting."
Yeah.
So- And they buy.
Yeah.
Good.
Good for her.
So, she gets
She becomes balanced.
But sometimes rebellion is not the way forward.
Having your pas- Fine, fine, fine, she can have her passion, do her art, but you need something to pay the bills, and, and working for your parents, I under- I- I understand.

(55:44):
Okay.
But at 1 point you're gonna have to find something for yourself.
.0000000004657Mm-hmm. 1278 00:55:48,720.0000000004657 --> 00:55:50,790 Was, was the expectation on
That her parents kind of put on her too much?
Um
I mean, the parents wide-eyed watched her study art, no?
Or she didn't go to school?
No, she did go to school.
I don't
She didn't go to university though.Oh, yeah.

(56:06):
She- That's what I meant.
She didn't go to uni.
No.
Okay.
She qu- she stopped herself after whatever their version of, of college, 6 form is.
Right.
After high school?
Yeah.
Okay.
Fair play, fair play.
Um- Because does- Does she get any type of other qualifications?
No.
Because there's no point for her parents paying for something that she's not gonna qualify in.

(56:26):
No, she could take like
Is she good at drawing?
Was she actually good?
Yeah.
That yeah-
doesn't feel convincing.
Listen, her art was someone, it wasn't for me.
Oh, okay, fair play.
So I can't judge.
It's for someone, but it wasn't for me.

(56:47):
So to someone, they'll see talent in her art.
For me, I saw, "Wow."
'Cause like if she's an artist and she wants to take that seriously- Mm-hmm.
then she could take courses on specific techniques- Techniques.
and stuff that could make her art even better.
True.
Yeah.
Wow, that's good.
Okay.
Um, my next is, so Amy, Amy Dunne from Gone Girl.

(57:13):
Um, she needs to be off social media and be in a grippy sock, hospital for mental heal- illness.
Um- Amy just wants to be loved, you know?
And a group
I don't think she will rock well in a group.

(57:33):
She'll judge every single one of them.
One-on-one therapy session for, to f- help with her, her lying issues.
Um, yeah, she needed a mental health nurse as her companion, not a husband.
Um, because as much as you can blame Nick for all this stuff- Mm-hmm.

(57:58):
she is a psychopath.
I think I'd blame it on her parents- She is a narcissist.
We're starting, this is the start of the root of the problem.
Yeah, of the problem.
Because her parents didn't let her have a childhood, so she's got an, an inflated ego of how she- Ego of who she is, yeah.
of how her life should be.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fair, yeah, absolutely.
So I think therapy for
Therapy as a grownup works well- Distance.
But as a child, she should've just moved- What's that thing that people do when they, when they drop their parents?

(58:23):
Um- Like keeping them at a distance type thing.
Yeah, she should've done that- Yeah.
.0000000004657with her parents, and like no contact or no contact with the parents. 1341 00:58:32,912.0000000004657 --> 00:58:34,932 That's what, that's what she, she definitely needs.
Yeah, from the age of 18, she should've been like, "Bye."
And been seen a therapist.
Well, but the, but the thing with Amy is, she would've thought her therapist was a fucking idiot.

(58:46):
Potentially.
.99999999953434Yeah. 1347 00:58:48,511.99999999953434 --> 00:58:53,652 Or she could have done like that psycho girl that's currently trending on TikTok that falls in love with the- Really?
with her therapist.
.999999999534339believe you called her that. 1350 00:58:57,11.999999999534339 --> 00:58:57,792 Not psycho.
I apologize.
That came out as my real self, but I was trying to be someone else.
What's her
Teresa or something?
Yeah, something like that.

(59:07):
Keisha?
Kesha?
.9999999995343Anyway. 1359 00:59:08,721.9999999995343 --> 00:59:09,672 Anyway, yes.
Real, real loopy.
She would've fallen in love with her therapist if that
If she did go and see one.
It's like, "Oh my God, he, he listens.
He's so understanding.
He's not judgmental.
He's here for me.
That's my man."
Oh, goodness.
Who's your next?
Um, so we've done Kat. 1371 00:59:30,412.00000000046566 --> 00:59:33,971.9999999995343 Kat needs to be honest with herself. 1372 00:59:33,971.9999999995343 --> 00:59:39,812 She just needs to be honest, 'cause I told you about how she has a fiance that has, doesn't know anything about her past.

(59:39):
Right.
And then he actually does know about his pa- his past.
Yeah, yeah.
She just needs to be honest with herself, because there is a scene, again, I don't know what this director was thinking.
So she's at the gym and one of her ex-lovers from high school is, um, comes, um, to the gym as well.

(01:00:05):
And he was, she was like, he was like, "Should I help you stretch?"
She's like, "Yeah, you can help me stretch."
.99999999953434So obviously, she, he helps her stretch. 1381 01:00:11,471.99999999953434 --> 01:00:18,686 You know that ph- that one where it's like you lay on your back and then you lift the leg and it r- it stretch backwards to try and help you, like stretch the hamstring back here?
Anyway, she's doing that stretch.
And then he pulls out a mas- a, a massage gun.

(01:00:26):
It's going in the back of her leg, right?
And she's like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Lower.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Lower.
Lower."
Of course.
Lower.
Indeed.
And, uh, did we reach the big O?
She did.

(01:00:46):
Of course.
But she did not cheat.
That was a satisfying stretch, I have to say.
Yeah.
So.
She just needs to be honest with herself and with her partner.
Like, "Mate, this is my history.
This is my drive."
Yeah.
"You need to match it.
I love you, but you ain't doing it right now.
I need you to match it."

(01:01:06):
And she got there, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
After she found out his, they talked about it and then- Yeah.
they, they got to it, but she just needs to be honest with herself.
Fair play.
Good for her.
She needed a way to get it.
The, the boyfriend wasn't doing it, clearly.
No, because he weren't doing anything to begin with.

(01:01:27):
That's, that's one thing.
That's still- But that's what I'm s-
That's still out there.
But this director, I don't know what he was on, Ochenna.
Was it a he or a she?
I, I, I will check that right now.
It's likely a she.
Because I do not know.
It's got to be a woman.
No way a man would do that.
Because I, I just found it so funny.
They're audacious, but not that audacious.
Surely.
Only a woman could write something so brilliant about vaginas.

(01:01:51):
Such comedic genius that was.
Uh, my next is Cataleya, of course.
Um, the uncle, I guess, was the closest relative, but he should've been forced to take her to child bereavement services, um, and some type of art therapy.

(01:02:12):
Instead of her carving a freaking flower on people's skin, she could've been carving it on a fucking canvas.
Or she used to do it on the wall.
I think she did it on the wall as well as like a calling card, um, for, for, for, for people.
But yeah, because she was good at drawing the flowers, and she could've been an a- an artist and put all that emotion into her art, and she would've been like some type of, you know, artist with a lot of emotions behind it, and the whole

(01:02:46):
People love a sad, sad story.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, you know, the d- the drug and like where she was living in a third world country, and now she's in America, she's an artist, blah, bla- bla.
They'd eat it up.
The art, the art world would love her.
So she could've been that.
Uh, but yeah, instead, she, she kills people, and that's okay, I guess.

(01:03:09):
That's okay.
It's okay.
You know.
But yeah, yeah, yeah.
Close enough, but, um, she, she definitely needed like a way to grieve her family properly.
Mm-hmm.
Um, but she was a very stubborn child and that was the way that her uncle f-
Because that was what her uncle knew, to be fair, 'cause he only knew the, the business.

(01:03:33):
Um, excuse me.
So that was how he was able to get her to be normal again.
But he should, definitely should've forced her to see a therapist.
But yeah.
That's, that's Cataleya for me.
.0000000004657My last one is, of the quadruple, is Dead Eye.
Dead Eye is Lila's cousin.

(01:03:56):
She has the name Dead Eye because she doesn't blink.
Hmm?
she doesn't blink.
Is it like a thingy?
No, she just chooses not to blink.
That's not possible.
Well, and, and not- Her eyes would dry out.
Well, she does not blink often enough for people to notice, so she's- It looks like, it looks like she's permanently staring at you during conversation.

(01:04:23):
So they cal- so that hence the name.
Or maybe she blinks fast, too fast for people to notice.
Maybe.
But yeah, her name is- Why can people never notices stuff like that?
I don't notice when people blink, do you?
I don't think people blink enough
Unless they like- Make it obvious.
Yeah.
Then, like I notice when people, like, blink, but I don't know- Mm-hmm.

(01:04:46):
I don't take notes of it.
Okay, but ma- lo- wh- because she, she looks like she's staring at them.
And they don't see the, the little- They lose.
subtle- Yeah.
I don't know how so her eyes flutter when she, she blinks.
It freak- You know what freaks me out?
People who sleep with their eyes open.
That's a bit much.
Well, that pe- they

(01:05:07):
.00000000046566Like, it's not open, but it's like, and I'm like- Slightly open. 1487 01:05:11,220.00000000046566 --> 01:05:16,860 Are you lazy enough to not close your fucking eyes while you're doing the most laziest thing you could possibly be doing?
Ochenna. 1489 01:05:19,220.00000000046566 --> 01:05:20,528.0000000004657 What?
.0000000004657Do you sleep with your eyes open? 1491 01:05:23,720.0000000004657 --> 01:05:23,960 No.
I'm sor- wha- exactly- I sleep with my eyes closed with an eye mask on top of it.

(01:05:28):
Well, well, I don't know why you're Ochenna-ing me.
For the poor people who are unfortunate enough to have open eyes when they're asleep.
That's not my fault.
That's
I, it's just so
It, I said it freaks me out.
It's not like I have a problem with it.
It's just, weird.
That's all.
When they wake up, do their eyes not hurt?
Like, is it dry, right?

(01:05:49):
I don't know.
Like, do you have like eye drops ready for the go?
I don't
Let me know.
Like, it's like, it's like when you squint.
That's how like open the eye is.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.Okay.
So Deadeye- Deadeye, sorry, yeah.
So sorry.
is just slightly socially awkward.

(01:06:09):
She doesn't have very much friends.
Her friends are online, so other than Audrey and Lolo, she doesn't really interact with a lot of people outside of her own family.
And because of that, she's very socially awkward.
But going on this trip, she has met interesting characters.
Okay.
.99999999953434And she is learning to be more open and she's, she's trying her best to 1521 01:06:38,154.99999999953434 --> 01:06:51,654.9999999995343 She still is socially awkward, but the fact that she's putting herself out there is what is needed, 'cause somet- sometimes you- you- when you're isolated, even taking the first step to say hi to people can be difficult for you. 1522 01:06:51,654.9999999995343 --> 01:06:51,756 Mm-hmm.

(01:06:51):
So because she's putting herself in this situation where she's practically forced to make friends and practically forced to interact with people, I think it's a growth period for her.
Yes, and we will be doing some growth at the end of September. 1525 01:07:05,654.9999999995343 --> 01:07:06,654.9999999995343 What's happening September? 1526 01:07:06,654.9999999995343 --> 01:07:08,784 We're gonna go out and we're gonna do the challenge thing.
And we're gonna film it too.
Why we filming it?

(01:07:12):
We'll film it and put it on social media.
I will sit on the floor as I usually do.
That's all you're gonna see.
No, no, no.
We're not gonna film it.
I just think it's entit- it will be, it'll be a fun a- activity to do.
Uh, I am socially awkward.
Once I'm tired, I am tired and there's no convincing me otherwise.
There's no shot.
Well, I guess we're gonna have to do it as soon as we get there.
There is no shot.

(01:07:33):
And as soon as we get there, the first 2 shots.
There's no energy drink.
There is nothing that will get me off the floor.
So I will just- And we just need to ply her with energy drinks for pres.
Sit on the floor and like, "Cool, let me know when you're done."
Ah.
D- you know you're gonna get an assignment?
Yeah.
We're each gonna get assignments- I'll sit on the floor.
that other people- Until I see an opportunity.

(01:07:53):
I don't understand.
Well, I don't know what the assignment's gonna be, so it could be a simple thing and then when I'm like, "Okay, I think I could do it right now," I will hop up, do my challenge, then sit back down.
On the floor?
I don't know.
Wha- Okay.
D- I think it's the sit on the floor
.9999999995343So I thought you saying you're gonna sit on the floor is you throwing a tantrum. 1557 01:08:13,654.9999999995343 --> 01:08:14,056 Oh, no.

(01:08:14):
I think I'm n- When I get tired is what I do.
.0000000004657Oh, my God. 1560 01:08:17,515.0000000004657 --> 01:08:18,915 I heard that completely
No, 'cause you see it all the time.
When I get tired, I literally do sometimes sit on the floor or on, um, somewhere near the ground.
.0000000004657I mean, uh, uh, th- there were no chairs there. 1564 01:08:31,55.99999999953434 --> 01:08:32,455 We had to
.0000000004657We literally scoped out that specific because we could sit on something- Yeah. 1566 01:08:38,756.0000000004657 --> 01:08:43,24.00000000046566 and lean back and without being a fucking wall hanger.

(01:08:44):
Um, okay.
.99999999953434My last one is John Wick.
Um, instead of, you know, burning down the whole of New York and killing people- Mm-hmm.
.99999999953434um, he could have just gone to bereavement counseling for his wife and his, the death of his pet, you know?
.99999999953434Um, pet therapy, gotten another cute doggo and name it exactly the same thing. 1572 01:09:11,95.99999999953434 --> 01:09:16,395.99999999953434 Yes, it's not the same dog, but the point here is, it's an emotional support doggo. 1573 01:09:16,395.99999999953434 --> 01:09:16,816 Yeah?

(01:09:17):
Yeah, each dog has its own personality.
.9999999995343Yes. 1576 01:09:19,975.9999999995343 --> 01:09:23,15.999999999534339 And it's okay, but he could have just 1577 01:09:23,15.999999999534339 --> 01:09:34,595.9999999995343 It's a, a replacement that he would've just been annoyed with for the first few weeks, and then the dog would have its own personality and he'll fall in love with it again as a reminder again, you know? 1578 01:09:34,595.9999999995343 --> 01:09:34,895.9999999995343 Mm-hmm.
Um, and that would've helped him heal instead of doing this whole shenanigan of killing people and then people want to take revenge on you because you started killing people and you broke rules, you know?

(01:09:50):
Yeah.
Yeah, but in his defense, right?
He tries to get out of the gang or the group he was with and they said no.
So he, after that, his only option was to kill them, but he- But he killed someone inside the hotel place.
He wasn't supposed to do that.
He broke the rule.
He did break the rule, but my point was he tried his best to follow the rules.

(01:10:12):
He did.
Fair, fair.
I mean, what do you do when the person you want to take revenge on, who you shouldn't have wanting to take revenge on in the first place, but anyway, is in a hotel and that where they've got specific rules and whatnot.
.9999999990687What- Oh, yeah. 1591 01:10:25,434.9999999990687 --> 01:10:25,636 Yeah.
Fair play.
Fair play.
He was trying his best to follow the rules.
He just wanted
He
If that person was outside of the hotel, no one would bat an eye.

(01:10:33):
They'd be like- Well
They, they would've
They'd be like, "Ah, uh, kill."
But it's on open ground.
On the road.
It's on open ground.
It's, it's fair play.
All right.
That's the end of NHS.
Uh, moving on to
Since we have no
Oh, no.
Red light, green light.
We do have red light, green light.
Mm-hmm.
That would be- What about that one?

(01:10:55):
Love Eye- Love is Blind.
Love is Blind.
Uh, Love is Blind, Love is Blind.
Uh, okay.
Mm-hmm.
We have Ashley and Billy.
Amber.
Yeah, Amber.
Especially with the whole- Cabin crew thing.
cabin crew thing.
And also- For me, it's his dad coming out and said, "You told me you'll be fine as long as you don't get hair."

(01:11:18):
What's this?
Yeah.
And he's
He also
He got really defensive into a fix it, fix it mode, um, for that in front of his dad.
But then later on when they showed the highlight for the other stuff, girl's crying.
Or when they went to that waterside place, she's crying.
Mm-hmm.
About the discussion that they just had.

(01:11:38):
And I'm like, "Bro, I thought you said-" That you were fine.
obviously, the more he's thought about it, the more he's realizing that maybe he can't, he can't deal with it.
But fair play to him.
Uh, Megan and Kieran.
So far, green.
But I feel like- Megan's the ginger one.
Yes.
Green.
I was- Um, apparently they might still be together.

(01:12:00):
Really?
Rumor has it.
Oh.
I thought
And I say rumor has it, don't quote me.
Okay.
I
So far green.
He, like, supports her and stuff where they need.
Yeah.
Um- And then they're doing their, like, the volume dance, because she's a dancer, and she's like, "I'll do choreography."
She's like- Yeah, that was cute.
"I'll try my best, like, put it-" But I do think he's quite needy.
He is a gamer.

(01:12:21):
So I don't think- So what does that mean?
I don't think he's that needy.
I think gamers- Oh.
are very, like, um, very individual, very- You know, he's a game entrepreneur.
Maybe he plays games.
I don't know.
But I'd
I think he's very independent.
Like, though he likes spending time with her, I don't think he's gonna be needy.

(01:12:43):
Maybe
Okay.
I don't think he's physically needy.
I think he's emotionally needy.
He needs her to love him.
He wants the I love you right there and then.
Mm-hmm.
Right?
He
The good thing is, he's patient enough for it, so I- I- I think they work well, because she's willing to give him that emotional thing that he needs.

(01:13:07):
Mm-hmm.
Um, so I think they're quite well-balanced in, in that sense.
But, um, yeah, they're fun.
They are fun.
And he backed her up with that Joven thing, so- Yeah.
yeah, I li- I liked, I like him a lot for that.
He was like, "I'm gonna stand by my woman.
I did see you with other women-" Other women, as well.
" as well."
And, and if
We- we'll get to them.

(01:13:28):
Sorry.
We'll shout
We will get to them.
This is why you're breaking your iPad.
I know, right?
I was starting to sweat.
Did you see that?
She was like, "I'm gonna stab it."
I was like-
"Wow, this is why it's breaking on you."
See, it's not me, it's the iPad, it's not scrolling up in notes.
It's not scrolling.

(01:13:49):
I'm, I'm crashing out.
Okay.
We have Sarova and Carl next.
See, I like Sarova, but I don't really like Carl.
So I have an issue with that.
I think our girl is delulu.
Which part?
Are we taking a minute break?
It's so hot, I want ice cream.

(01:14:10):
Yeah, yeah, of course we will.
Um, Sarova
You mean in the b- in the middle?
S- Yeah, before we went to the main Love Island, Love Island.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Um, Sarova and Carl, I think she's delulu.
Uh, oh, w- what color first?
What are we coloring them?
Um, I'm gonna put us amber.
Greenish amber?
Yeah?
I won't even go greenish, because the more I

(01:14:33):
The more I listen to him, the more I'm weirded out.
But that's what I said.
I think she's agr- I- I like Sarova.
She's very agreeable.
I like Sarova, but I didn't like, I don't like Carl.
Yeah.
I don't know why.
I don't think he's, um
There's something there.
I don't think he's not as open as the other men.
I think he's- Maybe they're not showing it, I think.

(01:14:55):
Maybe they're not.
'Cause they're like, "Oh, we're liking an"
And the mum asked, "What do you like about her?"
That's what I didn't like.
And he was like, "Uh, uh, we go to the gym.
Well, 'cause why you stuttering?
But then I thought maybe he's nervous, because, you know, the mum has been somewhat quite negative towards the whole relationship and everything.
I- So I was like, "Okay, maybe he's nervous," because he warms up.

(01:15:15):
'Cause when she starts talking about him and their relationship, he then backs her up, right, because she backs the relationship and she's like, "Well, if you don't like it, I'm still gonna do what I do, 'cause this is the first time I'm picking myself, blah, blah, blah, blah."
And then he backs her up and picks up from her
Does that make sense?
I- I understand- And he fed off the energy that she was giving.

(01:15:35):
I completely understand that.
Yeah.
But from my perspective, I feel that because he's really aware of the situation, he should've come knowing there would be some resistance, some hesitation.
Mm-hmm.
Come with, like, a-N- not have, maybe not, like, key notes on his phone.
Like, he's, like- Mm-hmm.

(01:15:56):
Maybe he had a screenshot as his screensaver, so when he clicks on his phone to check his time, he'd be like, "These are the key points I must maintain."
Because her mum's looking- Like, to defend their relationship.
He's like, "I need to say, show her that I do love her- my- her daughter.
I am secure in my relation- feelings for her."
"These are the points that we're, that we're- we connect on."
Yeah.
Because he- he- he's seen the messages.

(01:16:17):
Mm-hmm.
I- I think- She's-
I gave them greenish because she's- she sees something in him.
But that's what I'm saying.
I like her.
Yeah.
And I like the conversation she has in the relationship.
Yeah.
I do not like him because he seems very timid- And, like-
in- in his reflection of their relationship.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And, like, when- when, um, he had something to say to Katisha about his boy, he was very eloquent.

(01:16:43):
Yeah.
He got his point across very well.
He must've been thinking about that.
So- But- but- But now you've gotta defend your relationship on what?
Nothing.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
Because he saw the messages.
He's- he's seen- Yeah.
how emotionally attacked she has seen, been- Mm-hmm.
whenever she's had to read these long paragraphs from her mother on how- how she feels concerned or how she doesn't trust their relationship or- Mm-hmm.
how her mother doesn't think it's gonna last because the way they've- they've met- the way they've met.

(01:17:06):
Yeah.
And so he- he should've known, like, "I need to come with these points."
Mm-hmm.
"I need to defend us and I need to make her mother feel secure."
Maybe he did and, like- We haven't seen it.
right in front of them, he just got, like
Like, it just, like
It left his head, like, for a minute.
Once he, like, once- Because after she kept talking, he- he was good in defending their relationship.

(01:17:28):
Yeah.
Um- That's- that's fair.
Uh, yeah.
He was like- But that was only after- 'Cause when the mum said, "Oh, you're a lucky guy," he was like, "Yes, I am a lucky guy."
Um, and it's so- it's so funny because as soon as he's said that, it's like the mum changed.
And, like, she was more positive towards it.
Towards it.
So maybe there's, like, there's a cut edit that we haven't seen then.

(01:17:49):
It's likely, yeah.
Maybe he said more.
Maybe more was said and, like
Because it was so weird.
All of a sudden, the mum's like all fine and I'm like- Yeah, I felt odd about that too.
"Oh, okay.
What, did you buy something that he says?"
I was like- Yeah.
That's
It's- There's not- What just happened?
Like, what did I just watch?
"Okay, I
You like
You guys are happy, uh, I'm happy."
If you like it, I love it.

(01:18:10):
Yeah.
Yeah.
So that's why I was like they must see something, so greenish amber?
Greenish amber.
Um- Um, I'm keeping them amber.
Fa- no, fair play, fair play.
Next is Javan and Katisha.
Red.
Red.
Absolutely hate them.
Yeah, red.
As a couple.

(01:18:30):
Um, they- they didn't need to be there, to be honest.
So let's
I wanna ask a question.
Yeah.
At what point do you think Javan was there just for the g- just for the sh- showtime?
Uh, from the- from, uh, f- from the beginning.
Because we
Okay, this is probably something we found out after.
.00000000093132We find out that him and Megan were chatting from the podcast. 1833 01:18:53,56.00000000093132 --> 01:18:54,856 I didn't know that until recently though.

(01:18:54):
Yeah, from the podcast thing, right?
Yeah.
Um, but then the consensus from the same thing was that his relationship or chatting in the pods- Mm-hmm.
with Megan was very flirty.
So he's a flirty guy.
.9999999990687They- there was no depth there, so they didn't go for each other. 1840 01:19:15,434.9999999990687 --> 01:19:16,195 That's fair.

(01:19:16):
Right?
Yeah.
So there's no reason for her to sabotage his
All he has is the flirty wordy, wordy shit.
She saw, she saw it.
She- And she said, "What's this?"
"He's not been good with his words."
Inep- oh my god, I don't know how Wat Hood winked at Katisha, honestly.
I

(01:19:37):
I think it's pattern.
But
Yeah.
'Cause she said, "He reminds me of the guys that I usually date."
I think it's pattern.
I think it's comfortability.
I think she saw it and she's like, "I can handle it."
Then it came down to it, it's like, "Yeah, I don't wanna handle it.
I've been through this and I do not want to handle it."
I think
You know what?
I think something must've clicked in her head, because she just started packing her stuff.

(01:20:01):
She didn't even talk to the man.
So the- but the fact that- But that's after she saw Megan though.
Yeah, that's after she saw
I have an issue with that.
But then we'll talk about it in depth in the- in the real thing.
Moving on to our g- uh, people, Badat and, um, uh, Jed. 1868 01:20:22,690.0000000009313 --> 01:20:23,407.9999999990687 Greenish amber.

(01:20:24):
Yeah, greenish amber.
I like them.
They're very compatible.
.00000000093132Ew. 1873 01:20:28,56.00000000093132 --> 01:20:29,600 I think they are compatible.
apart from the fact that- Ew.
she's more independent than w- what he would like.
The
Yeah, yeah.
But they are
For me, the mum, his mum asked them, "Have you guys had an argument yet?"
Mm-hmm.
And she said, "Oh, I wouldn't let it get there."

(01:20:44):
I say
What do you mean?
What?
What?
No.
But y- there must be something you're keeping in.
It's not possible.
It's just not possible.
But it also could be a coping macha- mechanism.

(01:21:05):
Because we heard from a friend that she had one of the worst breakups prior to coming onto the show.
Yeah, where everything was all hunky-dory, lovey, and everyth- all of a sudden, it's the worst thing since- Chaos.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So she's keeping it in until it blows a
It gets really big, I think.
But anyway, that's why I don't think that they're, they're compatible because the way they communicate, it's, it's too surface level.

(01:21:34):
Like, I don't think they've dug deep enough yet.
Because there's, there's room for growth.
There's room for a real proper relationship because I, I, I believe that they can make it work.
I don't think they are trying.
But it
This will definitely take more time, uh, than
But yeah, yeah.

(01:21:54):
I think, I think they're, they're good but
I think they are trying as best as they can do.
They can with the amount of time that they have.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I wouldn't want them to get married though but I, I want them to keep dating.
That's fair.
Yeah, yeah.
Uh, and that is it.
Um, do we wanna do a red flag on the others?
Who's the red?
Spleen is red, Patrick.

(01:22:15):
Fuck that guy.
Rumor has it, he was with child.
Yeah.
Rumor has it, honestly.
And surprising
It's not even surprisingly, Anu, An- An- Anu- Yeah.
gets a red flag from me.
Red.
What's she doing?
Plastered with a red

(01:22:36):
When she came to the reunion and she's all
I get you're defensive, w- what was that for?
And then she was flirting with Javan as well.
Exactly.
Little flirty touches here and there.
Yeah, what's that
What
was all that about?
Sorry, what was all that about?
That didn't make any sense.
She came with too much energy.
And for what?

(01:22:56):
For spleen?
You know what?
I think she went home, reflected- Yeah.
and she was like- And she, she got- "No."
angry.
Yeah.
She should've- It's not gonna be me.
She should've gone to a therapist-
and then she reacted very differently and been able to get her point across about how hurt she felt.
Because all of this, she wasn't able to get her point across because he cut her off and said, "Yeah, yeah, I was right, I was right, I was right."

(01:23:22):
And she, she let that idiot get a, a, an
Yeah.
Uh, anyway.
She was, she was annoyed.
Sophie.
She's an amber.
She's just a hurt girl.
She's a hurt girl.
I guess hurt people are hurt people.
Goodness me.

(01:23:42):
So, yeah.
Um- Javan.
Yolanda?
Yolanda's fine.
She didn't do anything.
I guess they didn't show her really flirting with him that much or anything.
No, it was more from his side to her side- Yeah, to her side, yeah.
from what we've heard from the girls anyway.
The girls were like, yeah, she was just talking with other girls and he was tr- Uh, right.
So we were gonna end Gr- the Red Light, Green Light but we remember Dimelo and I said

(01:24:07):
"That bitch is annoying me," was the word she used.
What he said, I
Like I get
I think it's self-preservation and fair.
Mm-hmm.
But what he said to Javan, it's
It reinforced Javan's bad behavior.
It made it seem like Katisha was a horrible person and he was like, "Oh, you don't even wanna

(01:24:31):
You don't wanna be with someone who is, like, indecisive like that," or some- something like that.
And I was like, "What's that mean?
Mister I'm ready, I'm ready, if it was you
If she had picked you, yeah, she wouldn't have
Like, the relationship that they would've had would've been a very
He's saying yes, yes to everything, it would've made

(01:24:53):
It would
She would then become the bad person for leaving him, for sure."
Because her literal reason would be that she don't like him like that.
Then people would be like, "Why did you pick him?
Uh, uh, uh, you should've said"
Uh, uh, uh.
But rumor has it
Well, I say rumor.
My opinion has it, Javan didn't even like Katisha to begin with.

(01:25:14):
I don't
He's not her type or she's not his type.
Sophie's your type.
We'll get to
We'll get to it in the real one.
Oh my god, I've got so much left.
So many, so many more.
Okay.
I'm still eating my ice cream, so.
No, no, no.
We'll get to it, I promise you.
Okay, okay.
Back to, um, our Isekai episodes, right?

(01:25:38):
So revenge and stuff, uh, we're done with Red Light, Green Light, that's the end.
We're moving on to this or that.
So we will be doing a would you rather kind of revenge path and we've got 20 scenarios.
However, time.
So- Mm-hmm.
we'll do less.

(01:25:58):
Would you rather h- uh, humiliate your enemy in public or silently ruin their entire reputation?Silently ruin their reputation.
I want it to hurt.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I want them to know what I'm doing as well.
Fair play.
But I think I'm a bit too cautious for that.
I think

(01:26:19):
I wanna humiliate them big.
Once.
Done.
That's not enough.
'Cause they can always have a comeback.
I don't want a comeback.
I want you to stay down.
Fair, fair.
But, oh, would you rather humiliate them in public or silently ruin

(01:26:43):
So you want them to b- th- so yours will be the public one then, humiliate them publicly?
No.
What's the, what's the scenario?
Sorry.
Um, would you rather humiliate your enemy in public or silently ruin their entire reputation?
R- reputation.
Silently, though.
Yeah.
They can't know it's you.
Okay, then.
That's fine.
Okay.

(01:27:03):
So, okay, fair play.
A- as long as they don't have a come up- Yeah.
I- I'm good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Um, would you rather burn their house down or bleed their bank dry?
Bleed them dry.
You can always build another house.

(01:27:24):
You can always buy another house.
But money is hard to come by.
Money is hard to come by.
Would you rather destroy someone bru- in a brutal act or drag it out over years of small cuts?
One brutal act for me.
Slow cuts?
Yeah.

(01:27:46):
Yeah, just, just keep cutting at them bit by bit until you get the whole thing.
That's torture.
.00000000093132You're the one who said you'd rather do it slowly. 2058 01:27:58,172.00000000093132 --> 01:27:59,542 That's you right there.
I said ruin their reputation.
And you went on- You said you want it to hurt.
I gave you, I gave you what you wanted.

(01:28:08):
That's torture you're talking about.
That's not like political suicide when they can't come back, back, or like I get them banned from, like, pressing law accounting.
Fair.
So that's the difference.
So one main brutal act then, yeah?
In this scenario, yes.
Yeah, me too.
Me too.
Me s-
But okay, maybe not ph- it's not physical cuts, though.

(01:28:28):
It's like doing like little things, like little
Maybe like he has a whole huge conglomerate.
So you take down one, you take down the other, you take down the other, like slowly over a period of time until they have nothing left.
That one I can do.
Yeah, so it's not actual physical cuts.
Okay.
Yeah, like so in that same scenario, for me, I'll just go after the whole conglomerate.

(01:28:50):
The wh- everybody's going down all at once.
Yeah.
I can't, I can't be arsed with small, small stuff.
Um, would you rather make them notice you or haunt them anonymously forever?
don't really know.
Don't really care.
As long as I get my revenge, I don't really- Revenge is a revenge is in half.
Yeah.
Whichever one works well for my plan is what I'll pick.

(01:29:12):
Yeah, yeah.
Ma- Um, would you rather ruin their career or ruin their closest relationships?
Career.
It depends on which one is more important to the person.
I hear it, but not horrible.

(01:29:35):
Yeah, I know.
I want it to hurt.
Um, it's revenge.
Whichever one means more to you is the one I'm gonna go for, the one that would leave you most miserable.
Mm-hmm.
Does that make sense?
Like if you have horrible family, but you have good money, the money is the thing that's making you go on, I will take your money.

(01:29:55):
If you have a great family, but you hate your job, oh, boy.
Anyway, it's revenge though.
If this is just revenge, I don't have any thirst for revenge.
Um, would you rather poison their future opportunities or taint every memory of their past?

(01:30:17):
Future opportunities.
The past is the past.
Innit?
Um, would you rather strike them once and vanish or live rent-free in their head with constant sabotage?
Rent-free in their head.
Once and done, baby.
. Once and done.

(01:30:37):
There's a theme happening here.
Would you rather
Oh, sh- God- Okay.
Fair, fair.
There is a theme.
Fair, fair, f- f- f- fair.
Would you rather set them up to destroy themselves or be the hand that takes them down directly?
Be the hand that takes them down.
I'm not, I'm not metaphorical.
I want it to be me.

(01:30:59):
Um, would you
Oh, no, we've already done that.
Would you rather shame them in front of everyone they respect or make them beg you in private?
I'd make them beg me in public.
What?
Depends.
If what they done to me wasn't public, then it'll be in public.
If not, it'll be in private.
Hmm.
Yeah.

(01:31:20):
How about you?
Same.
Same, yeah?
Would you rather make them broke or make them lonely?
Again, depends on what's important to them.
Me?
Uh,
Broke.
Broke?
Fair.
Money, money is a lot.
Would you rather take away everything they love or leave them with anything but peace of mind?

(01:31:48):
Anything but peace of mind.
. Fair.
Fair.
Would you rather end them with one clean hit?
This is pretty much the same thing, innit?
Mm-hmm.
Uh, would you rather get revenge right now in a messy and raw way or wait 4 years for the perfect poetic moment?

(01:32:10):
I'll wait.
Wait 4 years.
They won't see it coming.
No, I'll wait.
Uh, would you rather erase their name from history or make their name live forever in shame?
Live forever in shame.
I would erase them from history.

(01:32:31):
Hmm, interesting.
I, I don't wanna see any
No, I don't want people to remember who the fuck you are even if it's for good or for bad.
Um, would you rather destroy them
Oh no, we've already done that.
Uh, would you have
Would you
Last one.
Would you rather have your revenge but lose everything too or walk away with nothing but their misery as your trophy?

(01:32:58):
Walk away with nothing but their misery as my trophy.
So, you walk away with nothing but their misery.
So you win, but you walk away with nothing?
That's fine, it's revenge.
I'm going in there knowing- Wait.
Wha- th- this doesn't make any sense.
Would you rather have your revenge but lose everything or- That's the same options.

(01:33:21):
Yeah, it is, isn't it?
There's no difference.
Or walk away with nothing but their misery as your trophy?
So I think this is meant to say, would you rather have your revenge and have everything
Oh, no.
I don't know.
That doesn't make sense.
Well, no, isn't that
That's what
I'll pick that every day then.
Yeah.
Or walk away with nothing.

(01:33:44):
Oh, walk away with no revenge, so that's nothing.
So would you rather have your revenge but you lose everything or you have no revenge but they, those pe- the people are misery, like, they're mis- miserable?
I want my revenge.

(01:34:05):
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
I want my revenge as well.
I, I don't mind if I lose everything.
It depends on what everything is.
There's an asterisk.
Yeah.
It depends.
Like, if I think I have nothing to lose, that's only when I'll go for revenge in the first place.
I wouldn't go for revenge if I had stuff to lose.

(01:34:26):
That's, that's diabolical.
Who, who does revenge when you, you've got something to lose?
Okay.
Uh, okay.
Moving on to Ship It, Skip It.
Revenge crossover Maleficent and Batr- Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.

(01:34:48):
Skip.
Skip.
No.
Amy Dunne and Patrick Bateman.
Skip.
I think I'd s- skip.
They would be terrible but I would love it just for the drama.
Um, uh, Django Unchained and Jessica Ch- now, I know this one's a bit, it's a bit weird, but definitely, um, skip it.

(01:35:10):
Amy Dunne?
Mm-hmm.
And Maleficent.
Ship.
Ship?
Yeah, right.
I feel like they would- They'll do it.
They'll get
Right?
They get the job done.
Um- Written by a female director.
I think that's the way forward, you know, just watching things written from, like, by female directors.

(01:35:31):
'Cause clearly we're funny people.
Women are funny, we're very funny.
We are.
I don't think there's any
funnier than women.
I think there are.
There needs to be more of us.
Yeah.
What, what female comedians do you know?
What other female comedians do I know?
Um

(01:35:53):
Yeah, that's what I thought.
No, because I- No, no.
What male comedians do you know?
What's that one that got canceled recently?
Look, look, look.
Look at you.
Look, you already have one in your mind right there.You already have one.
There's so many men
My point is, there's so many men, male comedians that you can think about compared to women.
Yeah, but the one I know, um, she has a Netflix special.

(01:36:15):
She was in Beef.
What, the Korean lady?
Yeah.
A- Ali Wong.
That's the one I know.
I think she's very funny.
She is funny.
Yeah.
Yeah, Ali Wong is funny.
Um, I
Yeah, I do know a few female comedians.
Whether I like them is- I like Ali.
Yeah, I do like Ali.

(01:36:35):
Yeah.
Uh, I know a lot, but they always come with something that I know about them that I'm just like, "Mm."
Like Wanda Sykes, I've s-
I hear, like, sh-
Her politics is iffy.

(01:36:56):
Mm-hmm.
S- s- s-
T- T- Tiffany Haddish?
Question, question.
You know?
Tiffany Haddish was funny at 1 point.
Amy Schumer?
Ooh, you know, you don't wanna
Ooh.
Don't tou-
You don't wanna touch that.
You know?
It's
Uh, yeah, these days, the women
The female comedians are very, uh, you know?

(01:37:18):
Very problematic these days, you don't know.
Ellen DeGeneres?
She had people sue her-
for, for toxic work environment.
That's what I said, like, there's, uh, quite problematic people.
Taylor Tomlinson?
I hear that she
She's the blonde white lady, yeah?
I like
Yeah, I like Taylor.
Yeah, I know, I know who she is, but people say she's controversial as well.

(01:37:41):
Is she?
I don't know what she's done.
What has she done?
I saw something on TikTok.
I like Taylor.
Sh-
Who else?
Katherine like Ryan.
Show me.
She's here in it.
Yeah, she's Brit.
Now, she
Nothing is
I don't think noth- anything is wrong with her.
She's actually quite good.

(01:38:02):
Um,
Yeah, actually.
I think she's the one that brought the whole Russel Brand thing out.
Yeah, yeah, she's a good point, yeah.
Yeah, I like, I like Taylor.
Okay, Taylor.
I like Katherine.
I think she's problematic in a way that I like, so, yeah, I don't mind.
Um,
She's come up but I don't know who she is, Chelsea Handler.
Oh, ooh, Chelsea Ha-
You didn't used to watch Late Night, uh- Is she the-

(01:38:23):
with Chelsea Handler?
No.
I didn't watch it.
I'm trying to see what else I would've seen.
Why was I watching such a thing at such an age, to be honest?
I think that's probably the problem.
But yeah, she's, she's funny.
.9999999990687She's, she's good.
Um, she makes v- very risque jokes though, but she's not bad.
You think?
Yeah.

(01:38:45):
But yeah, those are all the female- On Binge?
um, comedians I know.
That came up on Binge?
No, there's more but those are the ones I know.
Oh, okay.
Who else?
Who else?
Um, Amy Schumer obviously came up and then there's this person.
I wanna click on her name.
That one?
She's a comedian, she's female.

(01:39:07):
Oh, I know her face.
But you don't know her act?
I feel like she's acted in something before.
Um- I think she has a Netflix special.
Does she now?
I think so.
Liza.
Anyway, that's all I've got for Ship It Skip It.
Um, have a few more, but the characters are a bit iffy.

(01:39:30):
.0000000009313All right. 2348 01:39:30,940.0000000009313 --> 01:39:38,220 Um, if you guys have enjoyed, thank you, uh, like, follow, subscribe, all that fun jazzy stuff.
We're gonna film the Love Island episode 5, 6, 7, 8.
<< 5, 6, 7, 8, 8, 7
<< Anyway, point.
Uh, thank you very much for watching.
I've been your overpowered MC, Chenna.

(01:39:52):
And Faith, as always.
Uh, bye-bye.
Bye.

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