August 20, 2024 • 58 mins
Welcome back to another laughter-filled episode of "Out Loud and Uncorked"! Join Jes and the ever-charming Matt Roesch as they dive into the hilariously relatable world of pet peeves and quirky habits. From the endless Amazon boxes to the great toilet paper debate, this episode is packed with stories and confessions that will have you nodding in agreement and laughing out loud.
Listen in as Jes and Matt share their own household annoyances, read listeners' grievances, and even discuss the little quirks that make their family life uniquely entertaining. Whether it's the dog demanding endless affection or the kids' creative ways to avoid bedtime, there's something here for everyone to relate to.
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Hey, everybody. Welcome back to Out Loud and Uncorked.
I am here again, joined by the
one and only matt rush hello hello this is
just becoming a regular thing it's i think so yeah why not right yeah i guess
i mean there'll definitely be times where it'll be me with other people but
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these are fun i mean this is like a sunday tradition now i know sunday nights
after the long weekend just kind of chatting it out yeah it's fun i know you love it.
Do i yeah you do i just
like to entertain the people you're like let's go record let's go record
okay we gotta do this now but then we gotta go record stop throwing
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me under the bus i think it's cute i'm glad
you like it now you know why i like it so much all right well
i just like to support you well thank you you're welcome
well you're welcome what did uh did you
ever go weekend yes yeah we had a
oh gosh we
had a good weekend we had nothing planned yeah so we
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actually like relaxed yesterday one of the kids had a
friend over one of our other sons well one of our others the other son went
to one of his friends and i wish our dog went to a play date i wish he went
somewhere that's for sure oh that dog i know i wasn't really feeling great yesterday
So I was like kind of laying low.
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And then today kind of turned into rush work day. Yeah. Always unexpected.
Yeah. So what do you mean by that? Unexpected?
Describe that.
Well, I'll guess. Okay. We'll start out by saying that we randomly bought a new couch today. Yeah.
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And that only started because Friday, Thursday or Friday, Friday,
I was at Costco, one of my favorite places.
They had this couch out, like certain parts of the year, they have furniture out.
And so right now when they're like in between.
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Like putting up all of the holiday stuff, which there is already some Christmas stuff out,
they have like a pretty good
amount of furniture and we don't need any furniture no
we don't but there's this
couch and it was set it's like
a modular couch so every piece moves and you
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can set it up however you want to set it up and they had it set
it up as like one big square so it was just like a
big bed basically right and it just looked so comfortable it looked so comfortable
so I was like I gotta sit in this thing so I sat in it and I was like oh man
it's even more comfortable than
it looks so I'm at work and you're like sending me pictures you're like,
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I'm like this is the most comfortable couch I've ever sat on yeah and it was
really pretty too it was like very much our style it was very light color this
year also we have we've really refreshed fresh to our house with furniture wise.
You know, when we moved here, we were just kind of like putting furniture that
we had in our other house to like fit in places in this house.
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And this house is a much different layout.
So a lot of our stuff just didn't fit where we had it. They were just kind of like placeholders.
So we have been like this year, we did replace. We replaced the kitchen and
the chairs and tables and all kinds of other stuff.
And so I sent him a picture of this couch. I'm like, it's so comfortable.
And he said, okay, you know, because he's laughing because he's saying that I did this.
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But he said, that's nice. We should get that for the family room.
Famous last words. Did you say that? I did. Okay. I did. Okay.
And I didn't, I wasn't like, I didn't send it to him was like, we should get this.
Yeah. But when you send me a picture of something you love, I know that means
wink, wink. We should get this. No.
So I was just trying to make you happy. I was not thinking that we were going to get a couch. Okay.
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All right but so long story short that turns into we got the cash.
Which which means we rearranged other rooms
well yeah that was how today turned into a work day
because this morning we were like trying
to figure out what we could do with the couch we had now
which there wasn't really
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anything wrong with it but i just don't think we ever loved it
yeah right like it just really never got too comfortable it
never really totally broke in some of the
like seams like the threading was coming apart which is
kind of annoying because it was only like four years old so i just
think we like unspoken like we never really
said anything about it but like i don't think either of
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us ever really loved it true and so we
were like all right well what do we do with this couch upstairs in
our like we have like a bonus room upstairs and we
kind of have it set up as like a quote-unquote playroom i
mean our kids are kind of old to have like a playroom right now but
like legos yeah they build a lot of legos in
there there's like an arcade game yeah drum set
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that never gets used piano yeah matt plays
the piano everyone you know you guys already love him already for his voice
and his charm his charming personality he also plays the piano by ear you're
so annoying so we have a leather couch up there that again is like a modular couch.
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It can be like set up in any way you want.
But that one's beat up. The kids, especially being in that room,
the kids have like, they've turned it over and used it to make a fort and used
it for when they're playing like battle and they use it for shield.
So it's like, it's destroyed.
It was that whole room. Yeah, the whole room really is. But it's good for like
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what it's there for. Yeah.
So then we were like, all right, we can break up a couple of those pieces.
Put them into like the kid's room.
So we did, Mason has like a little couch
now in his room because we were able to put two pieces together
under his like loft bunk bed and by
the way mason like if you're if we're getting rid of anything in
the house space and it's like what are you doing with that can i have it it's
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like he has no room he can't fit a fart in that room it's
so packed but he always wants whatever we're getting
rid of did you see he took his thing off the wall though yes i didn't
know so he actually took something down he did first time in
like five years a picture not like nothing that made
space i was just surprised i know he said i was like like why'd you
take that down he's like i don't know i'm just tired of looking at it
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okay anyway so we
put a couple pieces in their rooms and then we were just going to donate
like the last couple pieces to goodwill which good thing because we were going
to bring them on the way to costco today and drop them off and we were just
like you know what there's too much going on like we'll just do this another
day so we left those here and off we went to costco and we were kind of given
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Aiden a hard time for not wanting to come with us.
And good thing he didn't.
Because we go to Costco, we get this couch. First of all, we get there a half
hour after they open and you would have thought it was Christmas Eve or even better.
You would have thought it was the day after Christmas.
You would have thought everything was on sale for 75% off. Yeah. It was so busy.
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It was insane. I haven't seen lines like that at Costco since COVID. Right.
I've never seen lines like like through the aisles you
couldn't people couldn't even shop in like the snack aisles because
the lines for the registers were
like snaked around in there it was insane so
we find the couch i show it to matt he sits on it loves
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it we're like all right let's do it it's six huge
boxes no it's four huge boxes
it's six pieces of furniture it's for huge boxes matt has to pick up truck so
we get it all loaded on the flat beds we pay for it we bring it out and we get
the guys to help us load it onto the truck and is like we're like probably three
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different times we're like i don't know if we're gonna be able to leave here with this,
changa is not gonna work huge yeah huge so yeah we had to like this is why i
was saying it was a shove into the second row basically yeah the second row
of the truck so mason was like.
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Squeezed like just into like the door where he could put his seatbelt on but
he was definitely in there tight so if hayden had come we would have had to
leave him at costco basically yeah,
so yeah so we get the couch home and we
start moving stuff around and then you know
one thing turns into another and one project turns into 12
and this is like the first time we're sitting down since
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this morning yeah that rug doesn't fit anymore so
let's move it into the dining room and let's put it there
and yeah my gosh but it looks beautiful yeah the room looks nice it's very comfortable
it does the dog is going to ruin it he thinks we're moving and moving back in
he's so anxious anytime we do
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anything anytime we bring anything into the house or move things around.
He's like, like he doesn't know what's going on.
Holy cow. So should I like start this podcast then by saying pet peeves?
Well, I was going to say like last week, I put out some questions on my social
media or the podcast social media accounts.
And I got some really good responses.
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So I asked people what their partners do that totally annoy them.
And then of course, vice versa, like be honest, is what do you do that also annoys your partner?
And some of them are so funny.
And you know, what's really cool about it is that everybody that replied,
their little grievances are by no mean like deal breakers.
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They're just those subtle little quirks that
we all have that we all do that makes our partner
momentarily like see red and i
feel like we sometimes secretly continue to do those little
things just to like nudge our partners or spouses
a little bit what do you think like yes sometimes sometimes it's like something
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you're just not going to change just because you know it's a thing you know
what you're doing yeah yeah and you give me that like side eye not that i do
oh no of course not of course um so did you come to the table today with anything
thing that are annoying?
I mean, I'm sure you had a really hard time thinking of anything that would
annoy you that I do. Yeah. I mean...
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It took me a long time to like think about that. I'm sure.
I will say I was laughing because we got so many responses about this,
right? And about just different funny things.
And some of my family isn't on social media as much.
So Jess had like sent a text out to them, to my brothers and their wives.
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And the first thing my brother wrote back was, this sounds like a setup.
This sounds like a trap. This sounds like a trap. like what
annoys you about your spouse this sounds like a trap yeah tell me
and everyone else in our group chat i was like yeah
so now i'm kind of like you're looking at
me from across the room and scared i'm kind
of scared this feels like a trap well so all right
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well to make you more comfortable how about i start with what
annoys me about you oh jeez all right
i can't believe i'm going on air with this
okay all right well they
are they're they're small you know where they are
it's not like i'm gonna surprise you with anything here but the first one this
is probably the one that annoys me the worst and i feel like this is definitely
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one of those things that you continue to do just because it annoys me oh my
god i i get anxiety even bringing it up because it annoys me so much. I'm so stupid.
What? You're whistling and or the clicking, the clicking, the clicking.
When Matt is doing something, this is all I hear.
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Gets faster, gets slower. I'm
like, stop clicking. He stops for like three seconds and then he's like,
I can't. I can't. And then whistling.
You know I hate whistling. But you whistle.
No. I'm not a good whistler, so I don't whistle.
But if there's whistling in a song and you're whistling to a whistle, I'm okay with it.
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But to just be walking around whistling your merry little life away.
Way god so so you're saying i should just be grumpy and walk around like grunting
instead of being happy and you can be happy without whistling you know it annoys me but you just,
told the people that i'm i'm very musical right so like the clicking and the
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whistling for me is like it's like a music thing no the clicking has nothing
to do with music the whistling maybe The clicking is just like,
you have to be firing on all cylinders at all times.
So if you're doing something with your hands, I'll have to post a picture of
my little podcast space in here.
And it's beautiful. And I love it. And Matt did a great job with it.
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But he loves wire management.
And so he hates an exposed wire.
Like we you have to pretend that like
everything is wireless in this house like and wires
are ugly they are ugly i agree but he
will go to extreme lengths to manage
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the wires the first time
he told me i just love manage i love wire management cord management yeah sorry
cord management like of course you do yeah so while he while he's doing something
like that like something Something with his hands that's very like he's figuring
it out at the same time as he's like making it look nice.
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The clicking is like incessant during those times.
Did that do it for you when I said cord management? Cord management.
Yeah court management is like you love it nerd okay
okay so what
i'm taking from this is that i'm happy i whistle i like clicking and i like
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to make our spaces nice and tidy yeah those are your pet peeves yeah isn't that
nice that it could like not that's anything that bad all right okay okay and
my other one and you know this one this is like okay so i i'm gonna preface
this by by saying that this is my problem.
I don't sweat, like I'm just not a sweater and it's not necessarily a great
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thing because it's hard for me to cool off.
I get very grumpy because I'm overheated pretty much all the time.
But with that being said, sweat grosses me out.
Like it's probably the most like grotesque thing I can think of is somebody
that's super sweaty. I'm snorting.
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And Matt sweats. I do. Not uncontrollably. You're not sweating right now. No, if I work out.
Yeah, when he works out or when it's hot. Normal times when people sweat.
Yeah, I'm normal. I sweat like a normal person. Okay, sorry.
I'm not normal. All right.
And with that being said, he works out. We have a gym, our garage, we've made into a gym.
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And he works out in there every morning. And right now in South Carolina, it's hot.
Very hot very humid so he's gonna
sweat whether he's like because he's working out regardless but
put on top of it that it's 90 degrees and 100 humidity
and like the man is sweating okay so he comes in now i'm usually gone by the
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time you come in yeah i'm taking the kids to school and he'll come in to go
take a shower to get ready for work and he'll take said sweaty clothes,
off and they're very sweaty not smelly just sweaty thank you for clarifying
yes and he'll take those sweaty clothes off and just lay them over our bathtub to dry.
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I'll lay them over the bathtub to dry.
Okay. This includes the boxers, the shorts, the t-shirt, like all of the wet things.
What would you rather me do with
them? Put them directly into the washing machine. Which I do sometimes.
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Sometimes. But sometimes it's running. So when it's running,
because you've started a load in the morning.
You should just throw them away. way what is my
alternative throw them in the garbage take them with you
oh my god so so so
that's it like the clothes just like and then it's not just it but no and then
like i have to i have to pick them up which i don't mind i do everybody's laundry
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it's not that i mind doing the laundry it's that the they don't dry they don't
dry they stay it's a thick sweat it's a thick sweat they They stay wet and sweaty.
So the alternative is the wash is running, so I can't put them in there.
I can put them in the laundry basket, which is in our closet,
which is with all the other dirty clothes.
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And what is, I'm just going to mix in like all those sweaty clothes with normal
clothes and what happens if- With dirty clothes?
Yeah. But what happens if they don't get washed for like a day?
It's just going to like get really stinky and wet down there.
Yeah, you're right. Right. How often do I do laundry? Every day.
Yeah. So, yeah. I mean, they would never get cleaned. They would just sit there
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for weeks because I hardly ever do laundry.
I do laundry every single day. Your clothes from your morning workout are clean,
dry, folded or hung and put away by the time you come home for work that same day.
True or false? True. Okay.
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That that there's my point it's pretty nice i'm not gonna complain okay so anyway
if those are the two things i have that annoy me about you i am happy with that
all right all right but well doing it so wait can i can i like have a rebuttal
here though yeah go for it so,
this is ridiculous because because i
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don't have sweaty clothes because this is one of my pet peeves of you what
is that you get angry
at me for putting my wet clothes on the tub or whatever to dry instead of throwing
them in with all the other dirty laundry to like get them all wet and all gross
because it's dirty yes yeah but so but yet wait when what day this week did you go,
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out by the pool to like read a book was that thursday.
Do you was it thursday i think it was like wednesday or thursday yeah so wednesday
or thursday you went out that afternoon to the pool yeah you read a book for
a while you swam a little bit you were hot and sweaty not sweaty but okay not
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sweaty you were hot your bathing suit was wet right,
Okay, you came in from the pool on Wednesday or Thursday. Today's Sunday.
You came in from the pool. And where has your bathing suit sat since Wednesday
or Thursday? Because it was wet.
On the bathtub. On the bathtub. Yeah, but you like looking at my little bikinis.
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It sat on the bathtub where my sweaty clothes were for like three hours.
Since Wednesday or Thursday. Four days it's still been sitting there.
It's not the fact that there's something on the bathtub. It's the fact that they're sweaty.
But they don't stink.
So it's just wet. Just like your bathing suit is just wet.
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But my little tiny bikini stays wet for like 10 minutes. Okay. Okay.
So, hmm. Okay. And I can't be washing those all the time because they're really
cheap. I get them from like Shein and they're, you know, $4.
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I wash them all the time. Yeah, because my $10 pair of workout shorts are so expensive.
All right. So that's my pet peeve is that you don't like me putting my wet things
on the tub and then you do it and let them sit there for four days.
Okay. So you're the exact same. But does that really bother you?
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I mean, it's just funny. Okay. It doesn't bother me. I could care less.
Exactly. I kind of laugh because you get so angry at mine and then I just watch
your clothes sit there for four days. Okay. So, yeah. Moving on. There you go.
So, that's it? That's the only thing that annoys you?
Well, like you brought up my pet peeves and so, or your pet peeves and I had
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to like, I felt the need to defend myself a little bit on that one. Okay.
No, I think this one, I don't know. You are. I don't have a lot of pet peeves. Like we've always...
I think we're pretty good at like laughing at each other's just little nuances
and kind of rolling our eyes and be like, all right, like that's who you are.
But well, I think one of the things, too, is that we've always said this.
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We're really good at living together. Yeah.
Like we we both have like the same like we were almost OCD with our cleanliness
and neatness. Are we, though? Why?
We're really OCD with our cleanliness, except for. Oh, my God. Are you really?
No, I won't go there. No, go ahead. Except for your washing of your hands.
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Why are you telling people that? You don't wash your hands. I hate washing my
hands. But you like... Don't.
You use hand sanitizer like it's your job. I love hand sanitizer.
I know, but that kills bacteria, but it doesn't necessarily like clean your hands.
No, but so does... I like wipe stuff off and then use hand sanitizers.
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Yeah. So if you had like gross, dirty hands and you just put some hand sanitizer
on and rubbed it all around, they're still going to be like dirty.
They're just non-bacteria holding.
Does that make sense? Well, it's not like I wash my hands with dirt on my hands.
I know, but you don't like to wash your hands.
No, but I will use like I'll use gloves while I'm using while I'm cooking.
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Like, I don't like to wash my hands. I never have.
Like, it makes my hands feel really dry. Yeah.
I don't know. I just don't like it. Sorry. So, I got to tell a very fast story
then. I know. You're going to.
Like, five or six nights ago, we're, I don't know, we were getting ready for
bed or something. No, we were about. What?
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We're about to do maybe we're about to record i don't know we're about to do
something and we're in our bathroom and we have a we have two sinks in our bathroom and,
for whatever reason i was like i need to wash my hands so
i didn't say you just i didn't say it i just washed my hands and just
as i can see her like side eyeing me and she
she looks at me she's like all right i gotta
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ask she's like why did you decide to wash your
hands right then i was just curious okay this is
one of those things like i told you guys i like to be curious i am
very curious and he looked at me like what did i do wrong and i'm like no no
you didn't do anything wrong i'm i'm actually asking out of like sheer curiosity
what went through your brain at that moment that said wash your hands because
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it would never go through your brain you hadn't have just,
you hadn't had just gone bathroom you didn't just like you didn't do anything No.
And you just decided to like suds up, wash those babies.
I don't know. I was just like, I put a few things away. I thought maybe like
some of the other things I had touched were dirty.
And I just felt the need to like, you know what? I haven't washed my hands in
a couple hours. I should just wash my hands. Yeah, I don't get that.
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I don't know. And I'm not like a clean freak either.
With hand sanitization and stuff like that. Like, yes, we're very, we do.
We are very similar with the house and like cleanliness and things like that.
But I don't know. It was funny. I thought you were going to say that I don't shower a lot.
You just, you threw yourself under the bus on that one. Well,
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that's probably better than saying that I don't wash my hands.
All right. So if anybody comes over for a podcast, just ask Jess how long it's
been since she washed her hands before you shake her hand.
Hey, I'm never sick. True. You can't get cancer from not washing your hands, so we can't blame that.
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True. Maybe if you washed your hands, you wouldn't get cancer.
I don't get sick a lot. All right. Moving on. All right. Sorry.
Yes. Wait, wait. There was nothing else?
That was it? Because this is it. This is your chance.
God. Again, this feels like a trap.
I was... Your sneeze is annoying me.
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Are you crying? I know you can't help it, but I hate your sneeze.
So, I sneeze like once. I'm like a once and done sneezer. I know where this is going.
Yeah. But it's definitely, I will admit that the older I get,
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or maybe it's living in the South, I don't know what it is.
But yeah, the older I've gotten, my sneezes have definitely become more aggressive.
Aggressive is putting it so lightly.
His sneezes are offensive. They're so loud. Like they make everyone jump.
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There's like, I can't imagine that at work, if you're in a meeting at work,
that's how you sneeze no so how do you sneeze i like gotta like you get you
hold it in and you risk like blowing
your eyeballs out of their socket why can't you do that for me well.
Because you married me and because you committed
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so but let's talk about sneezes
okay go ahead you sneeze so again
here we are you hate my sneezes but yet you sneeze
sometimes four times sometimes
sometimes six sometimes like 26 in
a row more times than not yeah usually it's
like upper 20s before you stop i sneeze
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so many times it's ridiculous i don't think
i've ever sneezed any less than like six times yeah like just get it out i do
maybe if you're maybe if you were more aggressive with your sneezes it would
get it out like one and done but i don't know i can't help it but when i yeah
when i sneeze and sometimes i get that thing where like,
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we're like i i know i have to sneeze i know it's coming and i think it's about
to go and then i just end up going.
It's the worst thing i've ever heard all right my hiccups are stupid too they're like,
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seriously what someday you're gonna die from a hiccup or a sneeze i i'm convinced,
i don't know i can't help it i can't help it good lord you can help putting
your sweaty clothes on okay this has been like a half an hour of just nonsense
so far i know let's get okay okay that was enlightening thank you.
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Okay but i want to read some of the listeners responses because we can still
even relate to a lot of those too yeah i think everybody can so let's do it
this way because now we are halfway through this i'll read the responses from the gals,
Okay, and you can read the ones that we got from the guys. Okay.
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Okay, but I don't know if we should reveal names.
I don't want to be like outing anybody here. Well, didn't you like tell people we won't out names?
Yeah, okay, we'll just use the first letter of names. Yeah, good idea.
Okay, so you have to be careful because those ones I gave you say the names.
Okay. Okay, so all right, I'm going to go first because this one had me dying.
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Lying because i know
it drives you nuts and you didn't even bring it up oh you
are gonna die when i say it okay now i'm gonna
want to know who said it we'll talk
later we'll talk later and i don't i don't think she would
care but okay g says and i
quote when he doesn't push the toothpaste
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out from the bottom of the tube and just squeezes
it in the middle like a psychopath oh my
god for sure it's such a psychopath
that's a move that is a psycho move it
really annoys
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you it's so bad just squeeze
it from the bottom it's not hard you grab it like you're this isn't about me
this is what G said about her husband okay I just happen to maybe do the same
thing sometimes yeah it's like why would you ever grab a tube of toothpaste like you're grabbing a,
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like a barbell and squeezing it I don't understand it.
Okay here's my question why does it annoy you so much because it's,
absolutely ridiculous you would ever do it that way
yeah okay well honestly it like
it pushes so much paste out it
leaves like crusty paste on the top the
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cap doesn't close right like if you just did it in
a neat fashion it would be so much
better for your gums your health
your teeth everything involved your sanity
and my sanity and apparently g's
sanity all right i think i know who g is and i'm gonna
have a long discussion with her and
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her husband at some other time okay all
right your turn what what do the guys have to say all right so i was like i
was asking the guys at work and one of the like major things that came up they're
like amazon boxes oh god oh boxes okay boxes amazon well breaking them down
no like like receiving them well breaking them down and like Like,
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how many orders do you guys get a day? Oh, God, here we go.
That was a huge pet peeve. It was like, all right, so some of them were saying,
oh, I get three to four boxes a day. I get six to seven boxes a day.
I get all these boxes a day. Like, the pet peeve wasn't the amount of boxes,
but it was the response that their spouse gives them, right?
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It's like, so what did you order today?
Like, why do you have to ask? risk but it's
you this is gonna
sound so generalized the response is
typically oh it's just stuff we need yeah
like toilet paper and toothpaste that
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you're gonna squeeze from the middle maybe you squeeze it from the bottom it wouldn't
go so quick maybe we'd make it last longer right it's
stuff for the kids it's stuff for the dog yeah but we know
that's not true the guys the guys know that there's
a little a little treat a little trinket a
little treat stuffed in there yeah we deserve a little treat a little
dress yeah we deserve a little treat a little locket a little locket a little
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something yeah yeah we deserve it it's like if we're ordering like toilet paper
we might as well get like a little treat for ourselves just like throw it in
but you're not being open and honest about it that's what there's toilet paper in there,
so if i hide
if i hide this 20 trinket in
with all the other 50 60 70 dollars necessities he'll never know well probably
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you'll never know but it's like you know we deserve a little treat yeah that's
all but then afterwards like months down the line by you ladies it's like It's like,
I see something.
If Amazon would only come and deliver during work hours, would be amazing.
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Sometimes when i get myself a little treat and then the
amazon truck pulls up at the same time that matt pulls up like i
i see red i have ring cameras we have ring cameras i'm counting those boxes
he's bringing in every day show me your four boxes oh man i don't see how that
would annoy anybody yeah but i also it was funny because i heard this little
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stat not too long ago about out.
Somebody was saying, you know what, that if you order $27 worth of trinkets
every single day, I don't know, you said it and I like stuck with it.
If you order $27 worth of little things every day, that's $10,000 a year.
So that's why the guys at work said Amazon boxes.
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There's a whole other thing about you just throwing them in the garage and let's break them down.
We're not going I'm not going to go there. Okay. One other thing with the throwing
in a little treat. That's just like girl math.
Well. It's like if I'm getting toilet paper at such a good price from Amazon
and we were expecting to pay more for it, then we have money left over for me to get a little treat.
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Girl math. How many little treats do you need though? I mean,
the treats shall be endless.
The best. Okay. Go ahead. What's the best? No, no, nevermind.
Tell me, tell me what's good. Nope, go.
I'm skipping on that one. Okay.
Okay, I have a good one that I think all the ladies can back me on this one.
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Okay, L says, oh my God, yes.
When he stands in the kitchen, in the way, of course, when she is trying to cook...
But also wait, to piggyback on that one, because this one was similar.
M says, when he tells me I should be doing something differently while I'm cooking,
when I'm the one that does all the cooking.
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Both of these. Yes. Yes, L. Yes, M. I see you. Yes, L. Yes, M.
I see you and you're valid.
Yeah, I will. You get in the way. I get in the way.
You do say oftentimes like just move just get
out of the way out of the way i'm just trying to help i'm just trying to
organize things and like but you're a
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you're a crazy person in the kitchen in a good way okay and
i will say that our kitchen also isn't set up
for success when it comes to two people because we have
a kind of an odd situation our island in
the middle of our kitchen is our stovetop
yeah so it's not very big and it's not very big so i'm cooking i cook all the
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time so when i'm cooking i'm literally in the middle of the kitchen yeah so
if and behind me is the sink and the dishwasher so you know matt's got to wash
his hands all the time oh here we go.
So he's always behind me always in the way or he'll open the dishwasher to like
unload it while I'm cooking and then I move back and don't know that the dishwasher is open.
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But what you don't know is that this also isn't about us. This is about Alan.
I know, but I think, I think so many individuals will relate.
They're doing it out of love, Jessica.
Like I'm trying to help. I'm trying to help clean.
I'm trying to help get everything packed away so that we can enjoy our evening after.
I agree. You are trying to help, but it's not just you.
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It's the dog is in my way in the kitchen. the kids are in the way in the kitchen
like everybody's in the way in the kitchen if we are cooking unless we ask you
for help in the kitchen kitchen while we're cooking,
move get out the way get out the way well the dog's always in everybody's way
well yeah that's true that's why i say we should just give him away no we have
a sheep doodle so he's he's a herder so he's literally in the way because he's
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constantly trying to hurt us oh my gosh
all right all right matt what do you got over there all right
so this one jay says it is inevitable we're ready to leave and i go out to the
car and she says wait wait wait i forgot something and then i'm waiting in the
car for her for 10 minutes because one thing she forgot turns into 10 things
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she's forgot and she's just sitting out there waiting for the whole time.
We can relate to that we can relate to that we can relate to that with the kids.
Well yeah all the time yeah but yeah
you'll be i'm not too bad about it i'm usually
i have adhd so i'm actually like usually over prepared for everything so i start
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is that why you don't wash your hands maybe maybe all right i start getting
like everything we need ready like the kids backpacks right now are on the counter
their ipads for school are charging their water bottles are
out so that I can easily fill them in the morning their lunch boxes
are filled with the snacks already so all I have to do is
make lunch in the morning so I'm like a preparer so
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I'm usually not but sometimes it
will be like oh I forgot a snack I forgot a
drink like I gotta run back in and while they're already in
the car but I can see there are a lot
of people I can a lot of of
responses we got had about people running late she's always
late she makes us late for everything which i could
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i would definitely be annoyed about too because i'm a very timely person
so am i you are i'm not saying that's not one that's not one of our things but
i could understand why people definitely get annoyed by stuff like that because
i i don't like to be wait or to be to be late or to be waiting on someone like
you know we gotta leave get your together so that we we can hightail out of here on time. 100%.
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Okay. All right, what do you got? All right, that's a good one.
But I have, okay, let's see. A says...
My husband tries to annoy me on purpose, and then he thinks it's hilarious when I get mad.
Wait, you do this all the time. It's scaring me. No.
Yes. I do. You scare me all the time. Oh, oh, oh, scary. Yeah,
similar. You scare me all the time, and then you think it's hilarious that I'm always scared.
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But okay, A, and I know who this is, too, and I know her husband,
too, and I know that he does do stuff like this.
I know him. him but yeah that is annoying
when you just do things on purpose just to like just to get just yeah just to
be a nudge but you startle easily okay and it's funny like you know i'm in the
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house you know i'm walking around and i come around the corner you're gonna
be there when i turn around like when i'm in a room that i was in by myself and then all of a sudden,
you're right there you're like the guy from mr deeds i find you oh yeah from
uh that one's from From a, oh, what was that?
That was from a wedding crusher. Yeah, wedding crushers. Yeah.
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But you think after 15 years, you'd like realize that I'm going to creep up
on you and give you a little boo. I don't like it.
Well, sometimes you do. And Tom, stop doing that to Ada.
Whoa, you said their names. I know, but I don't think she, he knows he does
it and I don't think she would care. I love you, Tom. Keep doing it.
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All right. All right. What other kind of silly little grievance do the guys
have to complain about over there? All right. This one made me laugh.
All right. So Z says, when she
gets out of the shower, it's like she's getting out of an Olympic pool.
Like, just dry off a little bit before stepping onto the bath mat.
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Yeah, I get that one. Like, you're wet. You're inside the shower.
Why do you You need to get out of it. I mean, but that is what a bath mat is for, isn't it?
But dry off inside the shower. Like why? A little bit. Why? Why not?
That's what the bath mat is for, to collect all of that.
So is the drain in the shower.
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Collect my water as I dry off.
I mean, you, this one isn't yours, but you completely, like you come out of
the shower with dry hair.
Yeah. Because you completely dry off in the shower before stepping out.
Because I'm not a psychopath. I actually, this is funny.
This would probably like wait so you're watching me
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in the shower dry off i just know this would
probably really annoy this person but i actually shower with
the door wide open yeah this is true because i don't like all the steam staying
in the shower we covered that on like episode one too about like disperse it
claustrophobia didn't we well yeah that's probably why too i don't like to be
in closed spaces i mean our shower is pretty big but i just like i I like having
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the drawer open. I like being free.
So the water gets everywhere anyway. That's what I'm trying to say.
Oh my God. Oh my God. All right. Okay. You're up. All right.
That was a good one. I have, let's see.
Oh, B says, my husband tries to annoy me on purpose. Oh no, no,
no. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Oh my God. I just, I'm doing, this is why I write things down on paper because
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I somehow put my thumb down on this and it moved things around. Oh my gosh.
Well, I got one if you need to find it. Okay. Yeah. Go ahead.
Cause now I'm all messed up. All right. All right, so this is a good one because I feel this one.
G says, my wife will fill the garbage to capacity and then just keep pushing
it down and down and down to add more instead of just taking the bag out and starting a new one.
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Oh my God, wait, the kids do this. Oh my God. Our kids do this,
but they don't even push it down.
Right. They just start laying stuff on top and our garbage is like in a drawer.
Yeah. And so they'll just like lay stuff on top of a very full garbage and then push the drawer in.
So the next time you pull it out, all that stuff falls behind the garbage.
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So you'll appreciate this, Jess. I used to work with a guy up north at my old job.
And you know who it is. His name's Rob S.
And he was such a little penny pincher.
And he would say that if he was on the show. so I'm he would actually be funny
he would so I'm completely fine saying it but he we talked about this we talked
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about he was like why would you not push it down as hard as you can because
those trash bags cost like one and a half cents each.
He would bring it down to that yep it's not even about that it's just about
like I mean I'm sure this person is probably annoyed that their wife just doesn't,
just take out the garbage bag yeah and then just like it baking it like a.
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Garbage compactor but wait wait
so so the kids do that in our kitchen they just push and push and push but in
their bathrooms upstairs what do they do upstairs oh they just let it overflow
the exact opposite on the floor there's then they just start throwing their
garbage on the floor in their room they're disgusting little animals neanderthals
just neanderthals all right did
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you find your spot yes okay it was s s says
when he leaves his hair from shaving all over the sinks oh my god and she she
said all over my sink but i i think i think it's relatable that even if it is
the other sink in your bathroom whether it's yours or his or both of yours that is annoying,
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yes for sure yeah i i could see
that that is really annoying yeah like like can
you guys shave in the shower like why do you have to do it at
the sink i mean if we have a mirror there maybe like it'd
be you could do it but i don't know like so i have scruff right like i don't
ever have i'm never fully clean shaven but i don't you don't have like long
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hair i don't have long hair either so i but i don't know maybe it's my ocd and
the fact that we're clean like i trim my beard every couple days but I make it a.
Point to clean the shavings because i know it
would drive you crazy you do but i will say this i
don't think i don't even know if you realize this but when
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i clean the sinks in the bathroom like it's all there's still all hair that
comes up in your sink well because the electric shaver just kind of throws it
everywhere yeah i do my best to like yeah and our the color of our countertop
kind of hides it anyway yeah but if we had like a white one i could see how
that would be like infuriating.
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It's gross. Remember when your brother would come and stay? Am I throwing him
under the bus now? Well, that's okay.
And his, he... Remember you'd like go upstairs to clean the sink because that's
a white... Oh, yes. That's like a white...
Yeah. My brother's like a mess no matter what he does. And even if he does hear
this, he wouldn't like, he wouldn't be offended by it because he's just fronzy.
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That's just who he is. Anybody that is listening to this knows my brother.
It's like, yeah, wait, yeah, that's true. true he'd be
here for like three days it looked like he'd been here for like three months
oh my god yeah with the toothpaste and the shavings and the anything yeah everything
yeah oh my god okay wait here's some i have some because now we're running out
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of time but here's a couple that.
And then i think you had a few that you wanted to do about like the kids and
stuff like that but here's a few that we got multiple times.
And I feel like I've heard these many times before.
These are just ones that I think everybody gets annoyed about.
So this one's a two-parter. Toilet paper being put on the thing in the wrong
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direction, which I never understood.
Do you care if it goes over or under?
I don't care too much. I never noticed. I mean, there's a right way and a wrong
way, but I don't really care. Oh, there is? Yeah.
What's the right way? The right way is under because it keeps it like tight and nice to the wall.
So it's like very clean looking. Okay.
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Other people argue that it's nice on the outside because it like.
You can like fold it over. That's how like a hotel would do it.
I guess. I don't know. Yeah. Because they usually like fold it into like a little triangle.
Yeah. I don't notice it. This isn't something that I've like,
I just put it, I put the roll on.
I don't even know which way it's facing until like we go to pull it off.
True. So I don't really notice the difference, but that does really annoy people.
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Yeah. And then the other one about toilet paper is that some people just don't
replace the roll. Like they just leave the empty roll there.
And I could see how that would be really freaking annoying.
Yeah, true. Okay. Another one we got a lot from the ladies was when the guys
are throwing their laundry right next to the laundry basket.
Oh, so mine goes on the tub or in the basket. So, all right.
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So I'm in a good spot. This isn't about you.
You started it like that. Never grabbing the mail on the way in.
Oh, this one we got a lot. This one, your mom admitted to her being a backseat driver.
Oh, yeah. Or like a passenger driver.
So always like, always like grabbing onto something or like, you need to brake.
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Wait, was she saying that about herself? Yes. Because she never drives.
Yes. But your dad's always annoyed that she's always doing that.
Yeah, yeah. Or telling me when
to brake, telling the other person when to brake when they're driving.
I could see that would be annoying. I do sometimes. I try not to gasp because
I don't want to be dramatic, but I do sometimes.
You're used to driving your big truck. Yeah. So when I'm in there and I feel
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like you're getting close to like curbs and other cars and stuff,
and you probably are because the thing is wide, but you know how to maneuver
it. So like, you know everything.
You know how to do it and then this one of course this is like this is like as as old as time
leaving the toilet seat up yep that is so
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annoying you hate it when the kids do that oh my god i hate it when anyone does
it you do it every once in a while by accident no every once in a while it's
not all the time you definitely don't but here's my thing i am the only female
in my house okay i I have a husband, two boys, and a boy dog.
Does a boy dog use the toilet? No, but I clean up after him too.
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But I'm just making the point that I'm the only female here. Yes.
I'm also the one who does all of the cleaning.
So I already think it's like I'm already cleaning gross stuff anyway when it comes to toilets.
Yeah. So if you can't even put the toilet seat up, knowing that I live here
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and I sit every time, and then there's urine and things on the toilet seat that I sit on.
And things? Well, when the kids are little, it's a little dicey there. That's true.
Not so much anymore. To me, it's just a sign of disrespect.
And I think one time I was freaking out on the kids, And I was like,
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this is basically telling, this is basically saying, mom, I don't care about you.
And Mason was like, we do care about you. That's not true.
And I'm like, well, I sit on this seat every single time. Should I have to like
wipe it clean every time?
Just because you can't take two seconds to lift it up.
Like if you did that, I don't know that we'd be able to stay together.
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I thought of another one.
But the kids, you can say your other one real quick. but the
kids like the the alternative is
and this has happened is that then they start to
try to clean their own toilets with oh god god knows
what and then the toilets clog and we have to get roto-rooter
and we have to get like yes so yeah because they'll just
like clean it with a clorox wipe and then throw it in the toilet yeah
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wait never any battle my other one that
annoys me oh no is the snoring well that's
another thing that's coming with age oh i can't stand it but can
I help that I mean we can
put a muzzle on you or something I'm sure there's something we can do well you
snore too that is not true and even if it were true the reason that I don't
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believe you A is because I've never heard that before from anyone and I stayed my friend Jen and I
basically lived in her house and we slept in the same bed and she's never said
it and did I snore 10 years ago.
So no. Okay. Okay. So things change. The only reason I wouldn't believe you
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about me is that you're always asleep before me. So how would you know?
You fall asleep in three seconds, which is also annoying, by the way.
Clear conscious, I guess. I don't know. I do fall asleep. Closes eyes and asleep.
I've never had a sleep problem. Me, it's tossing and turning.
It's like my mind's going crazy. Yeah.
Which is also annoying for me because I can
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fall all asleep in three seconds and you toss and
turn over there and you're asleep so you don't even
notice sometimes don't even sometimes you're acting a cray don't give it a fool
so okay you had some extras i know you wanted to say like things that annoy
you that the kids do and things that annoy you that the dog does oh my god so
like yeah the kid so the kids like the big thing that,
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always annoys me is like every night not every night but especially on the weekends
we'll like Like set the expectation.
All right, here's what we're going to do this weekend. We're going to go on
the boat. We're going to wake up early.
We're going to do this, that, and the other, right? We're going to hang out.
And they're always like, yeah, that sounds like an awesome plan. We're going to do that.
And then- Or their wait, no, their big line is, I'm fine with that. I'm fine with that.
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And then the next morning you wake up and it sounds like we like ask them to-
Clean the toilets. Like clean the toilets.
Pick up dog crap like in the yard. I know.
No, we can't do that. They don't. And then it's like, I don't want to do that.
You're always making me do this. I don't want to go on the boat.
That is true. Sorry, you don't want to go on the boat, you poor kid.
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I know. Wait, real quick. Another really annoying thing is, and I can't believe
you didn't even write this down for the kids, is that they say goodnight,
they go to bed, and there's always,
always, if not four reasons, always at least one reason to come back down.
Our bedroom is on the first floor and the kids are on the second floor.
And they will come back down every night. How many times?
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Five, six times a year. Every time. Every time. Every time. And they're not scared.
They're not this. They're not that. I mean, sometimes Mason is like,
he'll think of the most ridiculous thing.
He'll be like, my ankle hurts when I close my eye and it makes me realize that
my wrist is also hurting too.
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And I'm like, okay. the hairs on the
back of my leg it's always something so
rich itch really bad do you have something that
fixes that yeah i'm like i think you'll be okay can
i take advil for that or or i just can't fall asleep i
love that one i'm like well nothing i can do for you down here babe so you need
to go up there and just close your eyes and fake it till you make it just pretend
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until you're asleep good lord good lord okay what about the dog one you had
a dog one oh my god our dog like I.
Everything annoys you about our poor sweet
baby dog yeah i just i mean
i love our dog he's a good he really is
a good boy and he's a good boy he could be way worse but
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he he's a good dog but he is
also the neediest dog i've ever
known ever had like so what
okay go ahead and explain no he just is
constantly needing love he's like
a what do you laugh because he loves
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you i know but it is most dogs
will like come up give a little love talk to him
for like 30 seconds and they're off they'll go lay down this one
he this dog's got stamina he
wants he wants his time he wants his time so he will like come up to jess at
night and if we're like laying in bed watching tv getting He'll come up on her
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side and like cry and whine and cry and whine and do it until she gives him
a little bit of love and then goes in into our kitchen, gives him a treat.
He will turn around, come to my side of the bed, whine and cry.
I'm not even kidding. This dog will sit there and whine for 20, 30, 40 minutes.
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I've given him like I've tried to sweat him out.
Yeah, we have no eye contact. I have tried to sweat that dog out and he doesn't
do it. Nope. So finally I give in.
And sometimes you have to like get down on the floor with him and you have to
tell him sweet things about him and you have to rub him.
Yeah. And then give him a treat. And then he needs a treat. And then he's fine.
And then he's good. It drives me crazy. And the other thing about our dog that's
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annoying too is that he's not a puppy anymore, but he still, right?
When somebody new comes over or somebody he hasn't seen in a while,
when he is excited, he pees. He pees. Every time still.
It's horrible. Oh, that does it too. It's so annoying. Anyway.
I get excited. This was fun. That was fun. And it was funny.
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And it's nice to know that we all,
like have the same things but it's not anything
that's gonna like break up a marriage they're just
funny little quirks that we all do we all have so
we got to think of some more questions to pull listeners on
because these were good and the responses were like it was like people were
excited to tell me like what what their
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spouses do or even what they do that annoys their spouses so
traps no traps no traps it was funny the
dog might break our marriage up though that dog I
will take him with me anywhere I go good luck my baby good
luck all right guys this was fun thanks
for being here again Matt Rush like your mom said we might need to start like
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Hey, everybody. Welcome back to Out Loud and Uncorked.
I am here again, joined by the
one and only matt rush hello hello this is
just becoming a regular thing it's i think so yeah why not right yeah i guess
i mean there'll definitely be times where it'll be me with other people but
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these are fun i mean this is like a sunday tradition now i know sunday nights
after the long weekend just kind of chatting it out yeah it's fun i know you love it.
Do i yeah you do i just
like to entertain the people you're like let's go record let's go record
okay we gotta do this now but then we gotta go record stop throwing
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me under the bus i think it's cute i'm glad
you like it now you know why i like it so much all right well
i just like to support you well thank you you're welcome
well you're welcome what did uh did you
ever go weekend yes yeah we had a
oh gosh we
had a good weekend we had nothing planned yeah so we
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actually like relaxed yesterday one of the kids had a
friend over one of our other sons well one of our others the other son went
to one of his friends and i wish our dog went to a play date i wish he went
somewhere that's for sure oh that dog i know i wasn't really feeling great yesterday
So I was like kind of laying low.
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And then today kind of turned into rush work day. Yeah. Always unexpected.
Yeah. So what do you mean by that? Unexpected?
Describe that.
Well, I'll guess. Okay. We'll start out by saying that we randomly bought a new couch today. Yeah.
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And that only started because Friday, Thursday or Friday, Friday,
I was at Costco, one of my favorite places.
They had this couch out, like certain parts of the year, they have furniture out.
And so right now when they're like in between.
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Like putting up all of the holiday stuff, which there is already some Christmas stuff out,
they have like a pretty good
amount of furniture and we don't need any furniture no
we don't but there's this
couch and it was set it's like
a modular couch so every piece moves and you
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can set it up however you want to set it up and they had it set
it up as like one big square so it was just like a
big bed basically right and it just looked so comfortable it looked so comfortable
so I was like I gotta sit in this thing so I sat in it and I was like oh man
it's even more comfortable than
it looks so I'm at work and you're like sending me pictures you're like,
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I'm like this is the most comfortable couch I've ever sat on yeah and it was
really pretty too it was like very much our style it was very light color this
year also we have we've really refreshed fresh to our house with furniture wise.
You know, when we moved here, we were just kind of like putting furniture that
we had in our other house to like fit in places in this house.
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And this house is a much different layout.
So a lot of our stuff just didn't fit where we had it. They were just kind of like placeholders.
So we have been like this year, we did replace. We replaced the kitchen and
the chairs and tables and all kinds of other stuff.
And so I sent him a picture of this couch. I'm like, it's so comfortable.
And he said, okay, you know, because he's laughing because he's saying that I did this.
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But he said, that's nice. We should get that for the family room.
Famous last words. Did you say that? I did. Okay. I did. Okay.
And I didn't, I wasn't like, I didn't send it to him was like, we should get this.
Yeah. But when you send me a picture of something you love, I know that means
wink, wink. We should get this. No.
So I was just trying to make you happy. I was not thinking that we were going to get a couch. Okay.
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All right but so long story short that turns into we got the cash.
Which which means we rearranged other rooms
well yeah that was how today turned into a work day
because this morning we were like trying
to figure out what we could do with the couch we had now
which there wasn't really
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anything wrong with it but i just don't think we ever loved it
yeah right like it just really never got too comfortable it
never really totally broke in some of the
like seams like the threading was coming apart which is
kind of annoying because it was only like four years old so i just
think we like unspoken like we never really
said anything about it but like i don't think either of
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us ever really loved it true and so we
were like all right well what do we do with this couch upstairs in
our like we have like a bonus room upstairs and we
kind of have it set up as like a quote-unquote playroom i
mean our kids are kind of old to have like a playroom right now but
like legos yeah they build a lot of legos in
there there's like an arcade game yeah drum set
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that never gets used piano yeah matt plays
the piano everyone you know you guys already love him already for his voice
and his charm his charming personality he also plays the piano by ear you're
so annoying so we have a leather couch up there that again is like a modular couch.
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It can be like set up in any way you want.
But that one's beat up. The kids, especially being in that room,
the kids have like, they've turned it over and used it to make a fort and used
it for when they're playing like battle and they use it for shield.
So it's like, it's destroyed.
It was that whole room. Yeah, the whole room really is. But it's good for like
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what it's there for. Yeah.
So then we were like, all right, we can break up a couple of those pieces.
Put them into like the kid's room.
So we did, Mason has like a little couch
now in his room because we were able to put two pieces together
under his like loft bunk bed and by
the way mason like if you're if we're getting rid of anything in
the house space and it's like what are you doing with that can i have it it's
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like he has no room he can't fit a fart in that room it's
so packed but he always wants whatever we're getting
rid of did you see he took his thing off the wall though yes i didn't
know so he actually took something down he did first time in
like five years a picture not like nothing that made
space i was just surprised i know he said i was like like why'd you
take that down he's like i don't know i'm just tired of looking at it
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okay anyway so we
put a couple pieces in their rooms and then we were just going to donate
like the last couple pieces to goodwill which good thing because we were going
to bring them on the way to costco today and drop them off and we were just
like you know what there's too much going on like we'll just do this another
day so we left those here and off we went to costco and we were kind of given
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Aiden a hard time for not wanting to come with us.
And good thing he didn't.
Because we go to Costco, we get this couch. First of all, we get there a half
hour after they open and you would have thought it was Christmas Eve or even better.
You would have thought it was the day after Christmas.
You would have thought everything was on sale for 75% off. Yeah. It was so busy.
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It was insane. I haven't seen lines like that at Costco since COVID. Right.
I've never seen lines like like through the aisles you
couldn't people couldn't even shop in like the snack aisles because
the lines for the registers were
like snaked around in there it was insane so
we find the couch i show it to matt he sits on it loves
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it we're like all right let's do it it's six huge
boxes no it's four huge boxes
it's six pieces of furniture it's for huge boxes matt has to pick up truck so
we get it all loaded on the flat beds we pay for it we bring it out and we get
the guys to help us load it onto the truck and is like we're like probably three
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different times we're like i don't know if we're gonna be able to leave here with this,
changa is not gonna work huge yeah huge so yeah we had to like this is why i
was saying it was a shove into the second row basically yeah the second row
of the truck so mason was like.
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Squeezed like just into like the door where he could put his seatbelt on but
he was definitely in there tight so if hayden had come we would have had to
leave him at costco basically yeah,
so yeah so we get the couch home and we
start moving stuff around and then you know
one thing turns into another and one project turns into 12
and this is like the first time we're sitting down since
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this morning yeah that rug doesn't fit anymore so
let's move it into the dining room and let's put it there
and yeah my gosh but it looks beautiful yeah the room looks nice it's very comfortable
it does the dog is going to ruin it he thinks we're moving and moving back in
he's so anxious anytime we do
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anything anytime we bring anything into the house or move things around.
He's like, like he doesn't know what's going on.
Holy cow. So should I like start this podcast then by saying pet peeves?
Well, I was going to say like last week, I put out some questions on my social
media or the podcast social media accounts.
And I got some really good responses.
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So I asked people what their partners do that totally annoy them.
And then of course, vice versa, like be honest, is what do you do that also annoys your partner?
And some of them are so funny.
And you know, what's really cool about it is that everybody that replied,
their little grievances are by no mean like deal breakers.
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They're just those subtle little quirks that
we all have that we all do that makes our partner
momentarily like see red and i
feel like we sometimes secretly continue to do those little
things just to like nudge our partners or spouses
a little bit what do you think like yes sometimes sometimes it's like something
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you're just not going to change just because you know it's a thing you know
what you're doing yeah yeah and you give me that like side eye not that i do
oh no of course not of course um so did you come to the table today with anything
thing that are annoying?
I mean, I'm sure you had a really hard time thinking of anything that would
annoy you that I do. Yeah. I mean...
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It took me a long time to like think about that. I'm sure.
I will say I was laughing because we got so many responses about this,
right? And about just different funny things.
And some of my family isn't on social media as much.
So Jess had like sent a text out to them, to my brothers and their wives.
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And the first thing my brother wrote back was, this sounds like a setup.
This sounds like a trap. This sounds like a trap. like what
annoys you about your spouse this sounds like a trap yeah tell me
and everyone else in our group chat i was like yeah
so now i'm kind of like you're looking at
me from across the room and scared i'm kind
of scared this feels like a trap well so all right
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well to make you more comfortable how about i start with what
annoys me about you oh jeez all right
i can't believe i'm going on air with this
okay all right well they
are they're they're small you know where they are
it's not like i'm gonna surprise you with anything here but the first one this
is probably the one that annoys me the worst and i feel like this is definitely
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one of those things that you continue to do just because it annoys me oh my
god i i get anxiety even bringing it up because it annoys me so much. I'm so stupid.
What? You're whistling and or the clicking, the clicking, the clicking.
When Matt is doing something, this is all I hear.
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Gets faster, gets slower. I'm
like, stop clicking. He stops for like three seconds and then he's like,
I can't. I can't. And then whistling.
You know I hate whistling. But you whistle.
No. I'm not a good whistler, so I don't whistle.
But if there's whistling in a song and you're whistling to a whistle, I'm okay with it.
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But to just be walking around whistling your merry little life away.
Way god so so you're saying i should just be grumpy and walk around like grunting
instead of being happy and you can be happy without whistling you know it annoys me but you just,
told the people that i'm i'm very musical right so like the clicking and the
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whistling for me is like it's like a music thing no the clicking has nothing
to do with music the whistling maybe The clicking is just like,
you have to be firing on all cylinders at all times.
So if you're doing something with your hands, I'll have to post a picture of
my little podcast space in here.
And it's beautiful. And I love it. And Matt did a great job with it.
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But he loves wire management.
And so he hates an exposed wire.
Like we you have to pretend that like
everything is wireless in this house like and wires
are ugly they are ugly i agree but he
will go to extreme lengths to manage
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the wires the first time
he told me i just love manage i love wire management cord management yeah sorry
cord management like of course you do yeah so while he while he's doing something
like that like something Something with his hands that's very like he's figuring
it out at the same time as he's like making it look nice.
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The clicking is like incessant during those times.
Did that do it for you when I said cord management? Cord management.
Yeah court management is like you love it nerd okay
okay so what
i'm taking from this is that i'm happy i whistle i like clicking and i like
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to make our spaces nice and tidy yeah those are your pet peeves yeah isn't that
nice that it could like not that's anything that bad all right okay okay and
my other one and you know this one this is like okay so i i'm gonna preface
this by by saying that this is my problem.
I don't sweat, like I'm just not a sweater and it's not necessarily a great
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thing because it's hard for me to cool off.
I get very grumpy because I'm overheated pretty much all the time.
But with that being said, sweat grosses me out.
Like it's probably the most like grotesque thing I can think of is somebody
that's super sweaty. I'm snorting.
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And Matt sweats. I do. Not uncontrollably. You're not sweating right now. No, if I work out.
Yeah, when he works out or when it's hot. Normal times when people sweat.
Yeah, I'm normal. I sweat like a normal person. Okay, sorry.
I'm not normal. All right.
And with that being said, he works out. We have a gym, our garage, we've made into a gym.
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And he works out in there every morning. And right now in South Carolina, it's hot.
Very hot very humid so he's gonna
sweat whether he's like because he's working out regardless but
put on top of it that it's 90 degrees and 100 humidity
and like the man is sweating okay so he comes in now i'm usually gone by the
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time you come in yeah i'm taking the kids to school and he'll come in to go
take a shower to get ready for work and he'll take said sweaty clothes,
off and they're very sweaty not smelly just sweaty thank you for clarifying
yes and he'll take those sweaty clothes off and just lay them over our bathtub to dry.
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I'll lay them over the bathtub to dry.
Okay. This includes the boxers, the shorts, the t-shirt, like all of the wet things.
What would you rather me do with
them? Put them directly into the washing machine. Which I do sometimes.
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Sometimes. But sometimes it's running. So when it's running,
because you've started a load in the morning.
You should just throw them away. way what is my
alternative throw them in the garbage take them with you
oh my god so so so
that's it like the clothes just like and then it's not just it but no and then
like i have to i have to pick them up which i don't mind i do everybody's laundry
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it's not that i mind doing the laundry it's that the they don't dry they don't
dry they stay it's a thick sweat it's a thick sweat they They stay wet and sweaty.
So the alternative is the wash is running, so I can't put them in there.
I can put them in the laundry basket, which is in our closet,
which is with all the other dirty clothes.
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And what is, I'm just going to mix in like all those sweaty clothes with normal
clothes and what happens if- With dirty clothes?
Yeah. But what happens if they don't get washed for like a day?
It's just going to like get really stinky and wet down there.
Yeah, you're right. Right. How often do I do laundry? Every day.
Yeah. So, yeah. I mean, they would never get cleaned. They would just sit there
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for weeks because I hardly ever do laundry.
I do laundry every single day. Your clothes from your morning workout are clean,
dry, folded or hung and put away by the time you come home for work that same day.
True or false? True. Okay.
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That that there's my point it's pretty nice i'm not gonna complain okay so anyway
if those are the two things i have that annoy me about you i am happy with that
all right all right but well doing it so wait can i can i like have a rebuttal
here though yeah go for it so,
this is ridiculous because because i
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don't have sweaty clothes because this is one of my pet peeves of you what
is that you get angry
at me for putting my wet clothes on the tub or whatever to dry instead of throwing
them in with all the other dirty laundry to like get them all wet and all gross
because it's dirty yes yeah but so but yet wait when what day this week did you go,
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out by the pool to like read a book was that thursday.
Do you was it thursday i think it was like wednesday or thursday yeah so wednesday
or thursday you went out that afternoon to the pool yeah you read a book for
a while you swam a little bit you were hot and sweaty not sweaty but okay not
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sweaty you were hot your bathing suit was wet right,
Okay, you came in from the pool on Wednesday or Thursday. Today's Sunday.
You came in from the pool. And where has your bathing suit sat since Wednesday
or Thursday? Because it was wet.
On the bathtub. On the bathtub. Yeah, but you like looking at my little bikinis.
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It sat on the bathtub where my sweaty clothes were for like three hours.
Since Wednesday or Thursday. Four days it's still been sitting there.
It's not the fact that there's something on the bathtub. It's the fact that they're sweaty.
But they don't stink.
So it's just wet. Just like your bathing suit is just wet.
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But my little tiny bikini stays wet for like 10 minutes. Okay. Okay.
So, hmm. Okay. And I can't be washing those all the time because they're really
cheap. I get them from like Shein and they're, you know, $4.
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I wash them all the time. Yeah, because my $10 pair of workout shorts are so expensive.
All right. So that's my pet peeve is that you don't like me putting my wet things
on the tub and then you do it and let them sit there for four days.
Okay. So you're the exact same. But does that really bother you?
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I mean, it's just funny. Okay. It doesn't bother me. I could care less.
Exactly. I kind of laugh because you get so angry at mine and then I just watch
your clothes sit there for four days. Okay. So, yeah. Moving on. There you go.
So, that's it? That's the only thing that annoys you?
Well, like you brought up my pet peeves and so, or your pet peeves and I had
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to like, I felt the need to defend myself a little bit on that one. Okay.
No, I think this one, I don't know. You are. I don't have a lot of pet peeves. Like we've always...
I think we're pretty good at like laughing at each other's just little nuances
and kind of rolling our eyes and be like, all right, like that's who you are.
But well, I think one of the things, too, is that we've always said this.
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We're really good at living together. Yeah.
Like we we both have like the same like we were almost OCD with our cleanliness
and neatness. Are we, though? Why?
We're really OCD with our cleanliness, except for. Oh, my God. Are you really?
No, I won't go there. No, go ahead. Except for your washing of your hands.
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Why are you telling people that? You don't wash your hands. I hate washing my
hands. But you like... Don't.
You use hand sanitizer like it's your job. I love hand sanitizer.
I know, but that kills bacteria, but it doesn't necessarily like clean your hands.
No, but so does... I like wipe stuff off and then use hand sanitizers.
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Yeah. So if you had like gross, dirty hands and you just put some hand sanitizer
on and rubbed it all around, they're still going to be like dirty.
They're just non-bacteria holding.
Does that make sense? Well, it's not like I wash my hands with dirt on my hands.
I know, but you don't like to wash your hands.
No, but I will use like I'll use gloves while I'm using while I'm cooking.
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Like, I don't like to wash my hands. I never have.
Like, it makes my hands feel really dry. Yeah.
I don't know. I just don't like it. Sorry. So, I got to tell a very fast story
then. I know. You're going to.
Like, five or six nights ago, we're, I don't know, we were getting ready for
bed or something. No, we were about. What?
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We're about to do maybe we're about to record i don't know we're about to do
something and we're in our bathroom and we have a we have two sinks in our bathroom and,
for whatever reason i was like i need to wash my hands so
i didn't say you just i didn't say it i just washed my hands and just
as i can see her like side eyeing me and she
she looks at me she's like all right i gotta
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ask she's like why did you decide to wash your
hands right then i was just curious okay this is
one of those things like i told you guys i like to be curious i am
very curious and he looked at me like what did i do wrong and i'm like no no
you didn't do anything wrong i'm i'm actually asking out of like sheer curiosity
what went through your brain at that moment that said wash your hands because
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it would never go through your brain you hadn't have just,
you hadn't had just gone bathroom you didn't just like you didn't do anything No.
And you just decided to like suds up, wash those babies.
I don't know. I was just like, I put a few things away. I thought maybe like
some of the other things I had touched were dirty.
And I just felt the need to like, you know what? I haven't washed my hands in
a couple hours. I should just wash my hands. Yeah, I don't get that.
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I don't know. And I'm not like a clean freak either.
With hand sanitization and stuff like that. Like, yes, we're very, we do.
We are very similar with the house and like cleanliness and things like that.
But I don't know. It was funny. I thought you were going to say that I don't shower a lot.
You just, you threw yourself under the bus on that one. Well,
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that's probably better than saying that I don't wash my hands.
All right. So if anybody comes over for a podcast, just ask Jess how long it's
been since she washed her hands before you shake her hand.
Hey, I'm never sick. True. You can't get cancer from not washing your hands, so we can't blame that.
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True. Maybe if you washed your hands, you wouldn't get cancer.
I don't get sick a lot. All right. Moving on. All right. Sorry.
Yes. Wait, wait. There was nothing else?
That was it? Because this is it. This is your chance.
God. Again, this feels like a trap.
I was... Your sneeze is annoying me.
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Are you crying? I know you can't help it, but I hate your sneeze.
So, I sneeze like once. I'm like a once and done sneezer. I know where this is going.
Yeah. But it's definitely, I will admit that the older I get,
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or maybe it's living in the South, I don't know what it is.
But yeah, the older I've gotten, my sneezes have definitely become more aggressive.
Aggressive is putting it so lightly.
His sneezes are offensive. They're so loud. Like they make everyone jump.
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There's like, I can't imagine that at work, if you're in a meeting at work,
that's how you sneeze no so how do you sneeze i like gotta like you get you
hold it in and you risk like blowing
your eyeballs out of their socket why can't you do that for me well.
Because you married me and because you committed
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so but let's talk about sneezes
okay go ahead you sneeze so again
here we are you hate my sneezes but yet you sneeze
sometimes four times sometimes
sometimes six sometimes like 26 in
a row more times than not yeah usually it's
like upper 20s before you stop i sneeze
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so many times it's ridiculous i don't think
i've ever sneezed any less than like six times yeah like just get it out i do
maybe if you're maybe if you were more aggressive with your sneezes it would
get it out like one and done but i don't know i can't help it but when i yeah
when i sneeze and sometimes i get that thing where like,
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we're like i i know i have to sneeze i know it's coming and i think it's about
to go and then i just end up going.
It's the worst thing i've ever heard all right my hiccups are stupid too they're like,
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seriously what someday you're gonna die from a hiccup or a sneeze i i'm convinced,
i don't know i can't help it i can't help it good lord you can help putting
your sweaty clothes on okay this has been like a half an hour of just nonsense
so far i know let's get okay okay that was enlightening thank you.
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Okay but i want to read some of the listeners responses because we can still
even relate to a lot of those too yeah i think everybody can so let's do it
this way because now we are halfway through this i'll read the responses from the gals,
Okay, and you can read the ones that we got from the guys. Okay.
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Okay, but I don't know if we should reveal names.
I don't want to be like outing anybody here. Well, didn't you like tell people we won't out names?
Yeah, okay, we'll just use the first letter of names. Yeah, good idea.
Okay, so you have to be careful because those ones I gave you say the names.
Okay. Okay, so all right, I'm going to go first because this one had me dying.
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Lying because i know
it drives you nuts and you didn't even bring it up oh you
are gonna die when i say it okay now i'm gonna
want to know who said it we'll talk
later we'll talk later and i don't i don't think she would
care but okay g says and i
quote when he doesn't push the toothpaste
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out from the bottom of the tube and just squeezes
it in the middle like a psychopath oh my
god for sure it's such a psychopath
that's a move that is a psycho move it
really annoys
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you it's so bad just squeeze
it from the bottom it's not hard you grab it like you're this isn't about me
this is what G said about her husband okay I just happen to maybe do the same
thing sometimes yeah it's like why would you ever grab a tube of toothpaste like you're grabbing a,
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like a barbell and squeezing it I don't understand it.
Okay here's my question why does it annoy you so much because it's,
absolutely ridiculous you would ever do it that way
yeah okay well honestly it like
it pushes so much paste out it
leaves like crusty paste on the top the
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cap doesn't close right like if you just did it in
a neat fashion it would be so much
better for your gums your health
your teeth everything involved your sanity
and my sanity and apparently g's
sanity all right i think i know who g is and i'm gonna
have a long discussion with her and
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her husband at some other time okay all
right your turn what what do the guys have to say all right so i was like i
was asking the guys at work and one of the like major things that came up they're
like amazon boxes oh god oh boxes okay boxes amazon well breaking them down
no like like receiving them well breaking them down and like Like,
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how many orders do you guys get a day? Oh, God, here we go.
That was a huge pet peeve. It was like, all right, so some of them were saying,
oh, I get three to four boxes a day. I get six to seven boxes a day.
I get all these boxes a day. Like, the pet peeve wasn't the amount of boxes,
but it was the response that their spouse gives them, right?
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It's like, so what did you order today?
Like, why do you have to ask? risk but it's
you this is gonna
sound so generalized the response is
typically oh it's just stuff we need yeah
like toilet paper and toothpaste that
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you're gonna squeeze from the middle maybe you squeeze it from the bottom it wouldn't
go so quick maybe we'd make it last longer right it's
stuff for the kids it's stuff for the dog yeah but we know
that's not true the guys the guys know that there's
a little a little treat a little trinket a
little treat stuffed in there yeah we deserve a little treat a little
dress yeah we deserve a little treat a little locket a little locket a little
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something yeah yeah we deserve it it's like if we're ordering like toilet paper
we might as well get like a little treat for ourselves just like throw it in
but you're not being open and honest about it that's what there's toilet paper in there,
so if i hide
if i hide this 20 trinket in
with all the other 50 60 70 dollars necessities he'll never know well probably
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you'll never know but it's like you know we deserve a little treat yeah that's
all but then afterwards like months down the line by you ladies it's like It's like,
I see something.
If Amazon would only come and deliver during work hours, would be amazing.
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Sometimes when i get myself a little treat and then the
amazon truck pulls up at the same time that matt pulls up like i
i see red i have ring cameras we have ring cameras i'm counting those boxes
he's bringing in every day show me your four boxes oh man i don't see how that
would annoy anybody yeah but i also it was funny because i heard this little
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stat not too long ago about out.
Somebody was saying, you know what, that if you order $27 worth of trinkets
every single day, I don't know, you said it and I like stuck with it.
If you order $27 worth of little things every day, that's $10,000 a year.
So that's why the guys at work said Amazon boxes.
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There's a whole other thing about you just throwing them in the garage and let's break them down.
We're not going I'm not going to go there. Okay. One other thing with the throwing
in a little treat. That's just like girl math.
Well. It's like if I'm getting toilet paper at such a good price from Amazon
and we were expecting to pay more for it, then we have money left over for me to get a little treat.
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Girl math. How many little treats do you need though? I mean,
the treats shall be endless.
The best. Okay. Go ahead. What's the best? No, no, nevermind.
Tell me, tell me what's good. Nope, go.
I'm skipping on that one. Okay.
Okay, I have a good one that I think all the ladies can back me on this one.
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Okay, L says, oh my God, yes.
When he stands in the kitchen, in the way, of course, when she is trying to cook...
But also wait, to piggyback on that one, because this one was similar.
M says, when he tells me I should be doing something differently while I'm cooking,
when I'm the one that does all the cooking.
(35:32):
Both of these. Yes. Yes, L. Yes, M. I see you. Yes, L. Yes, M.
I see you and you're valid.
Yeah, I will. You get in the way. I get in the way.
You do say oftentimes like just move just get
out of the way out of the way i'm just trying to help i'm just trying to
organize things and like but you're a
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you're a crazy person in the kitchen in a good way okay and
i will say that our kitchen also isn't set up
for success when it comes to two people because we have
a kind of an odd situation our island in
the middle of our kitchen is our stovetop
yeah so it's not very big and it's not very big so i'm cooking i cook all the
(36:18):
time so when i'm cooking i'm literally in the middle of the kitchen yeah so
if and behind me is the sink and the dishwasher so you know matt's got to wash
his hands all the time oh here we go.
So he's always behind me always in the way or he'll open the dishwasher to like
unload it while I'm cooking and then I move back and don't know that the dishwasher is open.
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But what you don't know is that this also isn't about us. This is about Alan.
I know, but I think, I think so many individuals will relate.
They're doing it out of love, Jessica.
Like I'm trying to help. I'm trying to help clean.
I'm trying to help get everything packed away so that we can enjoy our evening after.
I agree. You are trying to help, but it's not just you.
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It's the dog is in my way in the kitchen. the kids are in the way in the kitchen
like everybody's in the way in the kitchen if we are cooking unless we ask you
for help in the kitchen kitchen while we're cooking,
move get out the way get out the way well the dog's always in everybody's way
well yeah that's true that's why i say we should just give him away no we have
a sheep doodle so he's he's a herder so he's literally in the way because he's
(37:29):
constantly trying to hurt us oh my gosh
all right all right matt what do you got over there all right
so this one jay says it is inevitable we're ready to leave and i go out to the
car and she says wait wait wait i forgot something and then i'm waiting in the
car for her for 10 minutes because one thing she forgot turns into 10 things
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she's forgot and she's just sitting out there waiting for the whole time.
We can relate to that we can relate to that we can relate to that with the kids.
Well yeah all the time yeah but yeah
you'll be i'm not too bad about it i'm usually
i have adhd so i'm actually like usually over prepared for everything so i start
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is that why you don't wash your hands maybe maybe all right i start getting
like everything we need ready like the kids backpacks right now are on the counter
their ipads for school are charging their water bottles are
out so that I can easily fill them in the morning their lunch boxes
are filled with the snacks already so all I have to do is
make lunch in the morning so I'm like a preparer so
(38:36):
I'm usually not but sometimes it
will be like oh I forgot a snack I forgot a
drink like I gotta run back in and while they're already in
the car but I can see there are a lot
of people I can a lot of of
responses we got had about people running late she's always
late she makes us late for everything which i could
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i would definitely be annoyed about too because i'm a very timely person
so am i you are i'm not saying that's not one that's not one of our things but
i could understand why people definitely get annoyed by stuff like that because
i i don't like to be wait or to be to be late or to be waiting on someone like
you know we gotta leave get your together so that we we can hightail out of here on time. 100%.
(39:21):
Okay. All right, what do you got? All right, that's a good one.
But I have, okay, let's see. A says...
My husband tries to annoy me on purpose, and then he thinks it's hilarious when I get mad.
Wait, you do this all the time. It's scaring me. No.
Yes. I do. You scare me all the time. Oh, oh, oh, scary. Yeah,
similar. You scare me all the time, and then you think it's hilarious that I'm always scared.
(39:45):
But okay, A, and I know who this is, too, and I know her husband,
too, and I know that he does do stuff like this.
I know him. him but yeah that is annoying
when you just do things on purpose just to like just to get just yeah just to
be a nudge but you startle easily okay and it's funny like you know i'm in the
(40:08):
house you know i'm walking around and i come around the corner you're gonna
be there when i turn around like when i'm in a room that i was in by myself and then all of a sudden,
you're right there you're like the guy from mr deeds i find you oh yeah from
uh that one's from From a, oh, what was that?
That was from a wedding crusher. Yeah, wedding crushers. Yeah.
(40:29):
But you think after 15 years, you'd like realize that I'm going to creep up
on you and give you a little boo. I don't like it.
Well, sometimes you do. And Tom, stop doing that to Ada.
Whoa, you said their names. I know, but I don't think she, he knows he does
it and I don't think she would care. I love you, Tom. Keep doing it.
(40:50):
All right. All right. What other kind of silly little grievance do the guys
have to complain about over there? All right. This one made me laugh.
All right. So Z says, when she
gets out of the shower, it's like she's getting out of an Olympic pool.
Like, just dry off a little bit before stepping onto the bath mat.
(41:13):
Yeah, I get that one. Like, you're wet. You're inside the shower.
Why do you You need to get out of it. I mean, but that is what a bath mat is for, isn't it?
But dry off inside the shower. Like why? A little bit. Why? Why not?
That's what the bath mat is for, to collect all of that.
So is the drain in the shower.
(41:37):
Collect my water as I dry off.
I mean, you, this one isn't yours, but you completely, like you come out of
the shower with dry hair.
Yeah. Because you completely dry off in the shower before stepping out.
Because I'm not a psychopath. I actually, this is funny.
This would probably like wait so you're watching me
(41:57):
in the shower dry off i just know this would
probably really annoy this person but i actually shower with
the door wide open yeah this is true because i don't like all the steam staying
in the shower we covered that on like episode one too about like disperse it
claustrophobia didn't we well yeah that's probably why too i don't like to be
in closed spaces i mean our shower is pretty big but i just like i I like having
(42:19):
the drawer open. I like being free.
So the water gets everywhere anyway. That's what I'm trying to say.
Oh my God. Oh my God. All right. Okay. You're up. All right.
That was a good one. I have, let's see.
Oh, B says, my husband tries to annoy me on purpose. Oh no, no,
no. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Oh my God. I just, I'm doing, this is why I write things down on paper because
(42:40):
I somehow put my thumb down on this and it moved things around. Oh my gosh.
Well, I got one if you need to find it. Okay. Yeah. Go ahead.
Cause now I'm all messed up. All right. All right, so this is a good one because I feel this one.
G says, my wife will fill the garbage to capacity and then just keep pushing
it down and down and down to add more instead of just taking the bag out and starting a new one.
(43:05):
Oh my God, wait, the kids do this. Oh my God. Our kids do this,
but they don't even push it down.
Right. They just start laying stuff on top and our garbage is like in a drawer.
Yeah. And so they'll just like lay stuff on top of a very full garbage and then push the drawer in.
So the next time you pull it out, all that stuff falls behind the garbage.
(43:27):
So you'll appreciate this, Jess. I used to work with a guy up north at my old job.
And you know who it is. His name's Rob S.
And he was such a little penny pincher.
And he would say that if he was on the show. so I'm he would actually be funny
he would so I'm completely fine saying it but he we talked about this we talked
(43:49):
about he was like why would you not push it down as hard as you can because
those trash bags cost like one and a half cents each.
He would bring it down to that yep it's not even about that it's just about
like I mean I'm sure this person is probably annoyed that their wife just doesn't,
just take out the garbage bag yeah and then just like it baking it like a.
(44:13):
Garbage compactor but wait wait
so so the kids do that in our kitchen they just push and push and push but in
their bathrooms upstairs what do they do upstairs oh they just let it overflow
the exact opposite on the floor there's then they just start throwing their
garbage on the floor in their room they're disgusting little animals neanderthals
just neanderthals all right did
(44:36):
you find your spot yes okay it was s s says
when he leaves his hair from shaving all over the sinks oh my god and she she
said all over my sink but i i think i think it's relatable that even if it is
the other sink in your bathroom whether it's yours or his or both of yours that is annoying,
(44:59):
yes for sure yeah i i could see
that that is really annoying yeah like like can
you guys shave in the shower like why do you have to do it at
the sink i mean if we have a mirror there maybe like it'd
be you could do it but i don't know like so i have scruff right like i don't
ever have i'm never fully clean shaven but i don't you don't have like long
(45:21):
hair i don't have long hair either so i but i don't know maybe it's my ocd and
the fact that we're clean like i trim my beard every couple days but I make it a.
Point to clean the shavings because i know it
would drive you crazy you do but i will say this i
don't think i don't even know if you realize this but when
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i clean the sinks in the bathroom like it's all there's still all hair that
comes up in your sink well because the electric shaver just kind of throws it
everywhere yeah i do my best to like yeah and our the color of our countertop
kind of hides it anyway yeah but if we had like a white one i could see how
that would be like infuriating.
(46:01):
It's gross. Remember when your brother would come and stay? Am I throwing him
under the bus now? Well, that's okay.
And his, he... Remember you'd like go upstairs to clean the sink because that's
a white... Oh, yes. That's like a white...
Yeah. My brother's like a mess no matter what he does. And even if he does hear
this, he wouldn't like, he wouldn't be offended by it because he's just fronzy.
(46:22):
That's just who he is. Anybody that is listening to this knows my brother.
It's like, yeah, wait, yeah, that's true. true he'd be
here for like three days it looked like he'd been here for like three months
oh my god yeah with the toothpaste and the shavings and the anything yeah everything
yeah oh my god okay wait here's some i have some because now we're running out
(46:44):
of time but here's a couple that.
And then i think you had a few that you wanted to do about like the kids and
stuff like that but here's a few that we got multiple times.
And I feel like I've heard these many times before.
These are just ones that I think everybody gets annoyed about.
So this one's a two-parter. Toilet paper being put on the thing in the wrong
(47:08):
direction, which I never understood.
Do you care if it goes over or under?
I don't care too much. I never noticed. I mean, there's a right way and a wrong
way, but I don't really care. Oh, there is? Yeah.
What's the right way? The right way is under because it keeps it like tight and nice to the wall.
So it's like very clean looking. Okay.
(47:30):
Other people argue that it's nice on the outside because it like.
You can like fold it over. That's how like a hotel would do it.
I guess. I don't know. Yeah. Because they usually like fold it into like a little triangle.
Yeah. I don't notice it. This isn't something that I've like,
I just put it, I put the roll on.
I don't even know which way it's facing until like we go to pull it off.
True. So I don't really notice the difference, but that does really annoy people.
(47:54):
Yeah. And then the other one about toilet paper is that some people just don't
replace the roll. Like they just leave the empty roll there.
And I could see how that would be really freaking annoying.
Yeah, true. Okay. Another one we got a lot from the ladies was when the guys
are throwing their laundry right next to the laundry basket.
Oh, so mine goes on the tub or in the basket. So, all right.
(48:18):
So I'm in a good spot. This isn't about you.
You started it like that. Never grabbing the mail on the way in.
Oh, this one we got a lot. This one, your mom admitted to her being a backseat driver.
Oh, yeah. Or like a passenger driver.
So always like, always like grabbing onto something or like, you need to brake.
(48:41):
Wait, was she saying that about herself? Yes. Because she never drives.
Yes. But your dad's always annoyed that she's always doing that.
Yeah, yeah. Or telling me when
to brake, telling the other person when to brake when they're driving.
I could see that would be annoying. I do sometimes. I try not to gasp because
I don't want to be dramatic, but I do sometimes.
You're used to driving your big truck. Yeah. So when I'm in there and I feel
(49:04):
like you're getting close to like curbs and other cars and stuff,
and you probably are because the thing is wide, but you know how to maneuver
it. So like, you know everything.
You know how to do it and then this one of course this is like this is like as as old as time
leaving the toilet seat up yep that is so
(49:25):
annoying you hate it when the kids do that oh my god i hate it when anyone does
it you do it every once in a while by accident no every once in a while it's
not all the time you definitely don't but here's my thing i am the only female
in my house okay i I have a husband, two boys, and a boy dog.
Does a boy dog use the toilet? No, but I clean up after him too.
(49:47):
But I'm just making the point that I'm the only female here. Yes.
I'm also the one who does all of the cleaning.
So I already think it's like I'm already cleaning gross stuff anyway when it comes to toilets.
Yeah. So if you can't even put the toilet seat up, knowing that I live here
(50:10):
and I sit every time, and then there's urine and things on the toilet seat that I sit on.
And things? Well, when the kids are little, it's a little dicey there. That's true.
Not so much anymore. To me, it's just a sign of disrespect.
And I think one time I was freaking out on the kids, And I was like,
(50:32):
this is basically telling, this is basically saying, mom, I don't care about you.
And Mason was like, we do care about you. That's not true.
And I'm like, well, I sit on this seat every single time. Should I have to like
wipe it clean every time?
Just because you can't take two seconds to lift it up.
Like if you did that, I don't know that we'd be able to stay together.
(50:54):
I thought of another one.
But the kids, you can say your other one real quick. but the
kids like the the alternative is
and this has happened is that then they start to
try to clean their own toilets with oh god god knows
what and then the toilets clog and we have to get roto-rooter
and we have to get like yes so yeah because they'll just
like clean it with a clorox wipe and then throw it in the toilet yeah
(51:16):
wait never any battle my other one that
annoys me oh no is the snoring well that's
another thing that's coming with age oh i can't stand it but can
I help that I mean we can
put a muzzle on you or something I'm sure there's something we can do well you
snore too that is not true and even if it were true the reason that I don't
(51:38):
believe you A is because I've never heard that before from anyone and I stayed my friend Jen and I
basically lived in her house and we slept in the same bed and she's never said
it and did I snore 10 years ago.
So no. Okay. Okay. So things change. The only reason I wouldn't believe you
(52:01):
about me is that you're always asleep before me. So how would you know?
You fall asleep in three seconds, which is also annoying, by the way.
Clear conscious, I guess. I don't know. I do fall asleep. Closes eyes and asleep.
I've never had a sleep problem. Me, it's tossing and turning.
It's like my mind's going crazy. Yeah.
Which is also annoying for me because I can
(52:23):
fall all asleep in three seconds and you toss and
turn over there and you're asleep so you don't even
notice sometimes don't even sometimes you're acting a cray don't give it a fool
so okay you had some extras i know you wanted to say like things that annoy
you that the kids do and things that annoy you that the dog does oh my god so
like yeah the kid so the kids like the big thing that,
(52:48):
always annoys me is like every night not every night but especially on the weekends
we'll like Like set the expectation.
All right, here's what we're going to do this weekend. We're going to go on
the boat. We're going to wake up early.
We're going to do this, that, and the other, right? We're going to hang out.
And they're always like, yeah, that sounds like an awesome plan. We're going to do that.
And then- Or their wait, no, their big line is, I'm fine with that. I'm fine with that.
(53:09):
And then the next morning you wake up and it sounds like we like ask them to-
Clean the toilets. Like clean the toilets.
Pick up dog crap like in the yard. I know.
No, we can't do that. They don't. And then it's like, I don't want to do that.
You're always making me do this. I don't want to go on the boat.
That is true. Sorry, you don't want to go on the boat, you poor kid.
(53:32):
I know. Wait, real quick. Another really annoying thing is, and I can't believe
you didn't even write this down for the kids, is that they say goodnight,
they go to bed, and there's always,
always, if not four reasons, always at least one reason to come back down.
Our bedroom is on the first floor and the kids are on the second floor.
And they will come back down every night. How many times?
(53:56):
Five, six times a year. Every time. Every time. Every time. And they're not scared.
They're not this. They're not that. I mean, sometimes Mason is like,
he'll think of the most ridiculous thing.
He'll be like, my ankle hurts when I close my eye and it makes me realize that
my wrist is also hurting too.
(54:16):
And I'm like, okay. the hairs on the
back of my leg it's always something so
rich itch really bad do you have something that
fixes that yeah i'm like i think you'll be okay can
i take advil for that or or i just can't fall asleep i
love that one i'm like well nothing i can do for you down here babe so you need
to go up there and just close your eyes and fake it till you make it just pretend
(54:40):
until you're asleep good lord good lord okay what about the dog one you had
a dog one oh my god our dog like I.
Everything annoys you about our poor sweet
baby dog yeah i just i mean
i love our dog he's a good he really is
a good boy and he's a good boy he could be way worse but
(55:02):
he he's a good dog but he is
also the neediest dog i've ever
known ever had like so what
okay go ahead and explain no he just is
constantly needing love he's like
a what do you laugh because he loves
(55:23):
you i know but it is most dogs
will like come up give a little love talk to him
for like 30 seconds and they're off they'll go lay down this one
he this dog's got stamina he
wants he wants his time he wants his time so he will like come up to jess at
night and if we're like laying in bed watching tv getting He'll come up on her
(55:44):
side and like cry and whine and cry and whine and do it until she gives him
a little bit of love and then goes in into our kitchen, gives him a treat.
He will turn around, come to my side of the bed, whine and cry.
I'm not even kidding. This dog will sit there and whine for 20, 30, 40 minutes.
(56:07):
I've given him like I've tried to sweat him out.
Yeah, we have no eye contact. I have tried to sweat that dog out and he doesn't
do it. Nope. So finally I give in.
And sometimes you have to like get down on the floor with him and you have to
tell him sweet things about him and you have to rub him.
Yeah. And then give him a treat. And then he needs a treat. And then he's fine.
And then he's good. It drives me crazy. And the other thing about our dog that's
(56:29):
annoying too is that he's not a puppy anymore, but he still, right?
When somebody new comes over or somebody he hasn't seen in a while,
when he is excited, he pees. He pees. Every time still.
It's horrible. Oh, that does it too. It's so annoying. Anyway.
I get excited. This was fun. That was fun. And it was funny.
(56:50):
And it's nice to know that we all,
like have the same things but it's not anything
that's gonna like break up a marriage they're just
funny little quirks that we all do we all have so
we got to think of some more questions to pull listeners on
because these were good and the responses were like it was like people were
excited to tell me like what what their
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spouses do or even what they do that annoys their spouses so
traps no traps no traps it was funny the
dog might break our marriage up though that dog I
will take him with me anywhere I go good luck my baby good
luck all right guys this was fun thanks
for being here again Matt Rush like your mom said we might need to start like
(57:34):
naming the show out loud and uncorked with Matt and Jess now because I need
credit somewhere he needs street cred oh yeah yeah all right guys well thanks
for tuning in and we will talk to you you soon.
Don't forget to follow, like, share, follow the show on Instagram,
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We appreciate all the love. Love you.
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