September 17, 2024 • 56 mins
Welcome to another episode of Out Loud and Uncorked! Join hosts Jes and Matt as they dive into a hilarious and thought-provoking game of "Would You Rather". From hypothetical scenarios about personal hygiene to choosing between life's toughest dilemmas, this episode promises unfiltered truths and plenty of laughs.
Ever wondered if you'd prefer to live 100 more years in perfect health or age normally? How about deciding between a hook for a hand or a peg for a leg? Jes and Matt tackle these quirky questions and more, sharing their unique perspectives and sparking fun discussions along the way.
So grab a drink, sit back, and prepare to be entertained as Jes and Matt uncork some amazing stories and playful banter. Don't forget to follow the podcast and engage with us on social media for more fun content!
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Hey, everybody. Welcome back to Out Loud and Uncorked. I'm Jess.
And I'm Matt. Hey. Hey, what's up?
What's up? How are you? better this week. Yeah, it was a good week.
It was a good week. It was, it feels like a lot better than it actually was
just because it wasn't the week before.
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That sounds cryptic. I know. It was a good week. It was just normal.
Yeah. It was a normal week. We were back to normal.
Aiden was back from the hospital. Well, yeah. He was back last week.
Yeah. You were back. Kids were at school. Yes.
All is well. And we had a good weekend. in the hood what'd you do this weekend
what'd you do this weekend well i hung out with you we did we did we did well
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yesterday it was a pretty short weekend it felt like a short it felt like a
short weekend because of yesterday yeah so yesterday was aiden's 12th birthday,
and happy birthday happy birthday i can you believe next year we'll have a teenager
no I mean, I feel like we already do, but yesterday was his birthday and he
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would normally just want to go to Carowinds with a couple of friends.
And if you're not from our area, Carowinds is just like a Six Flags or,
you know, it's an amusement park, a theme park.
But I was, even though his eye is fine and he's cleared to kind of do everything,
I was just feeling like we needed like one more week before we kind of like
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went. because he goes on like the major rides.
Yeah, I mean, pushing all that blood around. It's kind of like,
yeah. And all that like stuff flying in your face because you're, I don't know.
So we were like, you know, it's not a great weekend for it.
Why don't you ask a couple of friends to sleep over? Yeah.
A couple, in our mind, was two. Two or three. Yeah. And how many stayed? Eight.
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A couple. Well, that was including Aiden and Mason, his brother. So, six.
But, yeah. We won't do that again.
We'll definitely be. If I ever bring up the idea to have a sleepover again,
I will say that there is a three-man cap.
Yeah. I mean, a couple's fine, but like...
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Eight is like a litter. Eight, 12 to 13-year-old boys. It was like a litter
of feral kids running around here. It really was.
It was. Just wild. It was wild. It was too much. They were pretty good overall.
They were good. It was just, they're just loud and crazy.
Everything they do, you're like, wait, don't do that.
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Don't play right there. Don't wrestle at the top of the stairs.
Don't wrestle next to the banister.
You're going to fall through. route like everything they do you're just like
are you thinking at all right now anything
so they got in the hot tub
last night i didn't go down there for this i know but i went down and they were
in the hot tub like eight kids and i the setting it doesn't overflow so long
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story short i went back down again this morning to like check everything and
make sure you know kind of clean up
a little bit if it needed more water oh my god that hot
tub looked like it was the filth
of the water that was in that hot tub i'm like
did these kids shower they're so gross they're
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just puber pubescent greasy boys it was like cloudy the hot tub was cloudy and
the pool was clear so i immediately turned on the overflow i was like yeah it
needs a we need to clean this out you better we better make sure you didn't
get hot tub folliculitis i was not getting in there.
No way oh you didn't get in with them last night no no
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you just sat you sat outside that's right yeah i just
watched them all right make sure they didn't kill each other on to the next
thing okay so we are gonna do a fun episode today because to be honest it's
football sunny money and we sit on the deck all day and hang out and watch football
and eat fun food and drink.
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So we've had a few today and we were like let's just do a fun episode and i
was like we should play would you rather so would you rather not never have
i ever not never have i ever yeah i don't know if i want to get into never have
i ever probably not yeah and i don't know that but But Would You Rather sounds kind of fun.
Yeah. And I don't know if Never Have I Ever would really come across right. Audie. Audie.
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Not visually is this a car show okay so
that's what we're gonna do so i
haven't seen matt's questions and he
has not seen mine and i bet that
i have more questions than you do because i bet i'm better
prepared than you are well i have a full-time job too so okay i did this this
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weekend you weren't working your full-time job i also have a full-time job yeah
i know you do you okay taking care of those feral kids exactly do you want to
start light i have some like just,
kind of like easy ones you want me to start you off easy.
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I don't know how to answer that okay like some of these
are just i guess okay i'll just ask you like a silly are these like yes
no no like you just have to tell me
which one you would rather okay all right okay what
would you rather give away the
dog or kill the dog oh my god stop with the dog i
know the dog has been puking all over our house for some reason yeah i just
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looked over and saw him and it made me like want to give him away think about
would i rather so okay stop okay you're up okay would you rather have a permanently
bad haircut or wear clothes clothing two sizes too Too small.
You got to pick one. Permanently bad haircut. That's yours?
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No, I'm saying just remember the haircut is permanently this way.
It would be bad for your whole life.
Yeah, I mean, I think probably clothes that are too small.
Yeah. I don't know why. I just feel like that would be better.
Because a lot of people wear tight clothes. Yeah. And you could just like not
eat forever and have them not be too small.
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And get back in there, but if your haircut's bad permanently,
people are going to be like, you did that on purpose. They're looking at your face.
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I don't know. That makes no sense. I would do the haircut.
I've had some bad haircuts.
You'd rather have a permanently bad haircut? I mean, I've been bald. I've had...
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Buzz cuts i've had pixie i've done it all so i mean you could always throw on a wig,
dang it i didn't think of that all right you're up all right would you rather
have dolly parton's or billy eilish's wardrobe.
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I thought you were going boobs nope and then got confused i mean we can go there
too i would I mean, they're both probably equal in that department.
Okay. I would rather, I think I'd probably rather have Billie Eilish's.
At least I'd be comfortable in her wardrobe.
Yeah? Yeah. I mean, it wouldn't be flattering, but Dolly Parton's wardrobe is intense.
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Like how? It's like very constricting, very short, very tight,
very low. Like, I don't know.
Dolly Parton's like the tiniest little thing ever. I don't know if I've ever
really like seen her wardrobe.
I mean, it's pretty like bedazzled. Wait, you knew that was like the first concert
I ever saw, right? I do now.
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My parents, I remember they took me to, I think it was Dollywood,
her like theme park thing.
And she was there? Well, I don't, I mean, I kind of like remember going to a
concert and she was there and I was maybe, I don't know, six, eight years old.
So yeah. Cool. I've seen the girl. Wow. All right. That's a good story,
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right? Good fun fact, yep. All right. All right.
Okay, would you rather only eat cold foods forever or only eat hot foods forever?
Hot. Yeah. Yeah. I'd go hot too. Yeah, I can't. Like, very few things are good cold.
Yeah. I mean, that would be like eating like sandwiches and cheese and crackers.
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Crackers and well i think like leftovers even like cold leftovers oh see i would
but you would never have hot leftovers because we would never have hot food
so it would just be cold food choices,
true that's all that's how i was thinking of it you know who loves cold leftovers,
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our dog oh yeah your dad he does my dad he does he would like he loves the shock
value of taking taking something out of the fridge and just eating it when everyone's
like, why aren't you heating that up?
All right, go ahead. All right. I'm going to hit some personal ones now.
Okay. All right. Would you rather have to wash your hands?
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Does that deserve a pause? I'm probably going to pick the other one.
Would you rather have to wash your hands every five minutes or never be able
to wash your hair ever again.
So you got to wash your hands every five minutes? No, I would never wash my hair again.
Really? Yeah, why not? I just put it in ponytail. Let it be greasy.
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Every five minutes? That's a lot of hand washing. Your skin would hurt.
How many times in five days do you wash your hands? I don't know.
We're not going to talk about that, though.
We already have, like a couple episodes ago. Okay.
Would you? No, no, no, no. What? How many times in five days?
I don't know. I don't count. Zero, I guess.
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No, I don't know. Okay. Would you rather, wait, where did it go?
I just, oh. Would you rather always have an itchy butt or something in your teeth?
Like visibly something in your teeth. Like my butt cheeks or like a different
part of my butt? No, like in your butt. Like you have like an itchy butt.
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I guess I'd rather have an itchy butt. I don't know.
I don't know. Instead of just having something in your teeth, you'd
rather be at work like in front of people itching your butthole well
gross like if i if there was something in
my teeth they'd be staring at staring at that yeah but i'd
rather have somebody staring at my teeth than staring at me with my
me scratching my butt then they don't
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even want to be near me or touch my hand or anything that's
true that's truth okay i guess yeah
i guess teeth yeah good call i
had to think about that either if yeah you had to walk me
through that that's a good point all right what do you you got all right would
you rather have eyebrow hair that never stops growing or knuckle hair that never
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stops growing i guess eyebrow hair because at least i could trim it,
it never stops growing i know i just gotta like keep bare scissors in my pocket
i mean but what if your knuckles like just grew and you trim that too Yeah,
but I don't want knuckle hair.
But what if it like... I mean, I have wild eyebrows as it is,
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so I'm cool with that. I'm Italian.
I can handle it. But what if it grew at like...
Three inches per day okay and what if knuckle hair grew at three inches per
day they're both terrible so i'm i'm going with i know but at least you could
like keep your knuckles in your pocket like you could put your hands in your
pocket that's what you would pick but you asked me,
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clearly you would pick the knuckle hair i would pick knuckle hair without a doubt like because.
Because if you started out at like 6 a.m
by 6 p.m your eyebrow hair
is going to be an inch and a half long same with
your knuckles yeah but i can hide my knuckles where
like while you're typing while you're talking while you're
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driving first of all nobody's looking at my knuckles when i'm
typing no if you had long hair on them trust people would be looking at them
what do you mean and if you had inch and a half hair over your eyebrows they
wouldn't no they would but they're They're looking either way,
so I'd rather just have it on my face.
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You asked me the question, and I answered it, okay? I think you're wrong.
I can't be wrong. It's what I pick.
Okay. What do you mean I'm wrong?
All right. Well, I'm going to keep it going then. No, it's my turn.
I don't care. So would you rather have, in the same realm, would you rather
have no eyebrows or no eyelashes?
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No eyelashes. Why? No eyebrows is just intense. It's intense. Yeah? Yeah.
But when you had cancer, you didn't lose your eyebrows or your eyelashes.
I lost my eyebrows a bit. A little bit.
Well, I drew them in. You wouldn't notice. That's what I would do if I lost
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them. So why then would you pick eyelashes?
Because, I don't know, eyelashes aren't that big of a deal. A lot of people
have minimal eyelashes and you don't even notice it.
But if you had no eyebrows, that would be like...
Like have you ever seen a face without eyebrows with
zero eyebrows have you seen
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that ad yes you're like you don't
realize that the ad is for something else or the picture
it's like something about like teeth or whatever it is and yeah the
dude has one eyebrow yeah yeah it's
like that okay okay all right
would you rather only communicate
with me via text for the rest of our our lives
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or only be able to speak face to
face with no technology so basically we couldn't talk all day or if like you
were away traveling for work or anything jeez i mean that's a hard one i think
i think i'd rather be able to speak to you every day like face to face i mean
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granted like Like when I,
I was born a lot earlier than you were.
So there were times where.
There were still telephones. I know, but we didn't have like text messages and
all the other things. Yeah, but there were still telephones.
Like if you're away, you could still call somebody.
True. This isn't saying like, no, like you could only talk face to face.
It's the only way. All right. Ask it again.
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Would you rather only be able to text or only be able to talk face to face?
So that what that ensues is that we'd have
to be texting if we were face to face yes but i like you're getting too deep
into it just pick one you're such an overthinker you can't even play this game
i would want to talk face to face with you okay because it's kind of fun i like
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talking to you face well yeah it's fun but if like you're traveling then we don't talk at all,
which that sucks but it would make like our when i come home it would make it
that much better Okay. You're up.
All right.
All right we're gonna get stupid now would you rather have a baby's head with
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your body or a baby's body with your head i guess a baby's head i guess i'd go small head,
you already have a small head why is that why you picked that one no but i just
can't imagine a big like adult head on a baby body it's crazy like you couldn't even drive,
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why because you're a baby you're not
though if your body is how you can reach the pedals
or the steering wheel can't be
going around the baby body can't be living like that can't be you live with
a small head little head little pinhead i guess so okay i okay would you rather
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have me always running late or always,
making us be 30 minutes early to get places. Early. Yeah, for sure, me too.
100%. I hate being late. Yeah, we usually are early everywhere we go.
I know. We're both similar like that.
Can't be late. No. Why is that?
Because it's rude and terrible and nobody should be late. Yeah.
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There's no reason for it.
Like, it gives you anxiety when the kid's like, even in the morning. One minute. Yeah.
Like, I like to leave at the exact same time. Yeah. Yeah, well,
the thing is in the morning, and you know this from your drive to work in the opposite direction.
Literally two minutes, leaving two minutes later, will cost me 10 more minutes of traffic.
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True. So I know, I have it timed perfectly. I know if I leave at the exact right
time, like I can zip right in.
True, true that. All right, you're up. All right.
Would you rather live another 100 years with your body in perfect health or age normally?
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Age normally, because I don't want to live 100 more years. Yeah, you'd be like 142? No.
When are we going to do that and everyone will be gone? I don't know.
So you'd rather just age normally? Yeah. I mean, that's what's happening. Anyway.
Okay. Okay. Would you rather, this is another butt one.
Would you rather always have an eyelash in your eye or always have a long hair
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stuck in your butt crack?
Butt crack yeah like you know when
you get a long hair like after a shower or something you
get a long hair stuck in your butt i don't have hair in my butt i know that
you can't say that you've never gotten like a hair stuck in your butt nope okay
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all right so then you'd go eyelash or eyelash in your eye at all times no because
that's horrendous like that would sound horrible too,
i don't know i can't pick one you have to
pick one that's the whole point of the game probably a hair in my butt
then i guess like at least i
feel like i could tolerate that versus something that's in your eye it would
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probably give you itchy butt no okay yeah i is pretty terrible that like hurts
yeah all right all right you ready i got one would you rather hop everywhere I had this one, too.
You did? Yeah. Or skip everywhere.
I would skip, for sure. Why? Skipping's fun.
I don't know. I like skipping. Hopping is like... I hate jumping.
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Skipping's fun, though. Skipping makes you happy. Try to skip and not smile.
You can't even think about skipping without smiling. I know.
It's like a smile comes with... I just started. I was like, good.
Skipping is fun. Yeah. All right.
Good point. Would you rather...
Walk in on your parents or have your parents walk in on us?
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Jeepers. What if both have happened? Has it? I don't know. Never mind. Not with me.
No, I've... I've walked in on my parents as a kid. Yeah, same.
Why are you bringing this up? I don't want to think about this. It's a game.
I'd rather them walk in on this because then I don't have to think about it for the next 40 years.
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Yeah, but I would have to think about it.
What do you mean? If they walked in on us, then I would have to think,
every time I looked at them, I would have to think about it.
I mean, they know what happens. Yeah, and you know what happens in their room. Or do you?
I hope I don't. Okay, you're up. No, I don't want to know.
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Oh, good. all right this is a pirate question a what a pirate okay would you
rather have a hook for a hand or a peg for a leg a hook for a hand why i don't
know that just sounds more fun,
peg for a leg sounds like it's like makes walking difficult a hook for a hand
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you could just be like hooking stuff like getting stuff cleaning your windshield
the ice off your windshield With a hook? Yeah, why not?
It's only one hand. It's not an ice scraper. Well, if you use it right, it could be.
I'm scrappy. Well, I don't think... Oh my God, you are such an overthinker.
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All right, sorry. You can't just play a game.
So you would rather have a peg leg? No. Okay, so then why are you even...
You're acting like it's weird that I'm saying I'd want a hug.
No, I'm just laughing because you said you could clean your windshield with a hook.
It doesn't even get cold here to put ice on your windshield.
Just thinking way too far into it. I could just grab a lot of stuff.
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Okay. All right. Would you rather make out with me if I had garlic breath or body odor?
Garlic breath. Really? Yeah. Yeah. That's like kissing.
Yeah. Well. I mean, both are gross.
Yeah, but... Garlic.
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Good to know there's a lot of i'm not
gonna explain why but i don't need
i'm sure all the listeners will uh they can get what i'm throwing down they
know why okay garlic breath for sure what would you yeah i mean bo is gross
yeah yeah so it's garlic breath but okay okay you're up,
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Would you rather have no body hair or no head hair?
Wait, that's easy. No body hair. Yeah? Yeah. Why would I?
I'd shave, wax, thread, pluck. That's true.
As it is. Well, I guess that would mean eyelashes, eyebrows,
all that. That's what I was thinking.
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I mean, if I was completely bald, I never really minded being totally bald.
I guess I would pick no hair on my head. You are pretty hot.
I got a good head. Yeah. I don't like the buzz cut.
Totally bald looks good on you. Yeah, I don't mind totally bald.
So yeah, I'd go no head hair. Why not? All right. Cool. Wear a hat. Nice. Okay.
Would you rather accidentally send a sexy text to your boss or to your mom? To my boss.
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Really? For sure. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
Because my boss and i were kind of fun like that we kind of joke around yeah
but if it was like a picture of you like in a compromising position that's different that's a sexy text,
i'm not that you'd want your mom to see it i'm stumped i don't know about that
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one well you already said your boss well i was just thinking a text like like
a verbal hey how you doing well that's not very sexy but i know No.
Okay. All right.
Would you rather be born without knees? Or elbows?
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Is that it? No. What is it? Yes, elbows.
I think I would rather be born without knees.
Why? Because you can walk straight-legged, but to do everything straight-armed is tough.
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Yeah that's true like imagine
changing diapers driving typing like with your arms just totally straight yeah
i guess without knees at least you could sit in a wheelchair yeah and get around
or you could just walk like with straight legs okay i agree with that okay would you rather
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never wear underwear again or never
wear socks again oh this is
a tough one never wear underwear or never
wear socks yep i would
probably never wear socks again yeah yeah
yeah keep your underwear lose the socks yeah
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i mean i'm thinking about all the workouts i
know aren't you thinking about all the workouts with no socks either i know
dress shoes no socks but if i had to
work out with no socks i mean granted i could wear shoes with no socks but i
could also probably go barefoot in most of my workouts but i just wouldn't want
that like soupy no underwear feeling yeah what about you i mean i don't really
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wear underwear anyway so i probably go to a drawer.
Sorry Okay you're up Alright Would you rather poop in the only toilet At a party,
knowing that you'll clog it or poop in the bushes in the backyard. Bushes. Why?
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Because nobody's going to walk into the bushes after you and know what you've done.
You sure about that? But if you're at a party and there's only one toilet.
You're going to clog it? And you clog it.
I mean, not only did you stink up the place, but you clogged it too.
Have you ever pooped in bushes before?
Nope. You haven't? No. I haven't.
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Have you? You sure about that? Yeah. I'm positive. I remember a time.
And I didn't poop.
What'd you do in Hawaii? Why are you doing this? And I didn't poop.
I did not poop in the bush. Okay. I didn't.
That's not a lie. I didn't. Okay.
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There was an emergency situation where it was going to have to happen that way, but it didn't.
I don't know what you're laughing at you know that it didn't okay
okay on to the next you didn't like
that one i didn't mind the question
but you're trying to call me out for something that i didn't do okay would
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you rather eat a spider or eat a roach spider
really you hate spiders i
don't mind them like at least a roach is crunchy
yeah but like those roaches the south carolina like roaches that are nasty but
i'm i'm not talking spider like a little tiny like nothing spider i'm talking
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about like a big hairy spider oh i was thinking like daddy long legs no i mean if you're going,
if you're if you have to go between that and a roach obviously it's not going
to be like an an easy spider. It's going to be a nasty one.
Okay. All right, what do you got?
All right, would you rather accidentally send a naughty picture to your dad,
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or to your mother-in-law?
To my mother-in-law. Yeah? Yeah. Okay. I can't be doing that to my dad.
Okay, would you rather use vinegar for contact solution or sandpaper for toilet paper?
Sandpaper. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I wear contacts, right?
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So the burn in the eye sometimes is, it sucks.
Yeah, but like every time you go to the bathroom using straight sandpaper to
wipe your butt. I didn't know it was every time.
Well, it's like forever. You either always have to use vinegar in your contacts
or you always have to use sandpaper for your butt. Oh, God. I don't know.
Like, it'd be rough. It would, yeah. Literally.
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Yeah. I don't know. What about you?
I mean, I don't wear contacts, so I guess I'd take vinegar in the eyes.
I don't know. I don't wear contacts. I'll take it.
I can't imagine putting sandpaper on my skin.
All right, now we're gonna find your fears. You ready? Yeah. You sure? Yeah. Okay.
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Would you rather be stuck in a phone box or just like a room, like stuck in a room?
Would you rather be stuck in a room with 10 snakes or 10 tarantulas?
Tarantulas. Yeah? Yeah. I do not like snakes. I don't like spiders either, but snakes...
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Like they they like if i see a snake i like feel it in my chest that's how scared i get,
i don't like snakes i don't like tarantulas either but like i feel like i could
like dodge them step on them snakes are just slithery they're everywhere they're
quick what if you had to like pick one up and like throw it outside to clean
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the room tarantula yeah yeah you'd rather pick a spider up yes okay,
For sure. All right. Makes sense. Okay. This is a good one for you because you
couldn't live without either.
Would you rather never know the time or never be able to look at a map?
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You love numbers and you love maps.
I don't know. I would probably rather never look at a map because I've got a
pretty good directional sense.
Because you look at maps. Yeah,
because I've got them like imprinted in my brain. So I know where to go.
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But if I didn't know what time it was, that would freak me out a little bit.
That'd mess with you, mess with your head. Yeah, I think it'd be bad.
I can't read a map, so I would definitely.
What time is it right now? 736. Oh, all right. You just looked at it.
Well, yeah, I've looked at it.
All right. All right. would you rather the ability to change the past or see
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into the future see into the future
why i don't know because that would be cool to know what's coming up,
the past of the past you gotta leave that yeah leave that ish behind you okay
why what would you pick i don't know that's a tough one i mean i guess like
change the past like somebody not dying that died i guess that could be changing
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the past yeah yeah i mean i I guess I would do that. Okay. Okay.
Would, wait, where did it go? Oh, would you rather be seven foot or five five?
I mean, I got a couple of friends that are five five. And? I call them little precious.
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Okay. So I'd rather be five five. Yeah. Yeah. I would too. I think, I mean, that's not.
I mean, I'm only 5'4", so I'd really rather be 5'5". Yeah, I'd be 5'5".
Okay. Seven foot sounds difficult. Yeah, that's tough. That's tall. Yeah.
You got to explain this one. Would you rather know how you die or know when you die?
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I would rather know when. Because if it's going to happen anyway, what is it?
Like if I know exactly when, I know it's going to happen. So why do I need to know how?
But if I know how, then it could happen at any time.
So you're just like stressed all the time about whether this like catastrophic
thing is going to happen that day.
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True. Okay. Is that what you would pick? yeah i think that makes sense if you're
gonna die you're gonna die so you might as well know when okay this is a good
one but this one's good for me because i'm kind of a weirdo about both,
would you rather have hiccups for an entire day or always be on the verge of a sneeze,
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my god they both sound horrible yeah especially for me my hiccups are obnoxious
and every time I'm on a verge of a sneeze, I'm like.
I can't even function.
I'd probably rather be on the verge of a sneeze.
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Yeah. Yeah. Because the hiccup thing is like- Hiccups are so annoying. I know, it's mental.
Yeah. And it's like, God, is this ever going to stop? And I don't know if it
would. My hiccups are very obnoxious though too. Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know. That's what you think? Yeah. Okay. All right.
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All right. This one's like weird. Hobbies. Would you rather know how to scuba
dive or how to fly a plane?
For me? Yeah. How to fly a plane. Why? Well, you know.
I'm not good underwater. I have no interest in learning how to scuba dive.
Yeah, I can't. Yeah. I can't even wear like a scuba mask without freaking out.
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I'm too claustrophobic.
So definitely fly. It would be cool to like know how to fly a plane.
Okay. What would you pick?
I'll be fly. Yeah. I can't like scuba dive to a destination.
Yeah. I agree. Okay. Would you rather not bathe for a month or have no internet access for a month?
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No internet access. Wow. Yeah.
You couldn't like do anything. I know. I'm okay with that. You like to be clean more.
I, you know me. You know what I respect.
I'm not bathing. Yeah. that's maybe why we get along we're the opposites yeah
at least one of us will be clean yeah,
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i don't like sweat or get smelly though so i think i could go a month without bathing,
after a month you don't think you'd smell i don't i don't know nothing says
you can't wear like deodorant okay i think you'd smell i mean probably by the
time a month comes up but no internet you You literally can't do anything.
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Yeah, but wouldn't you feel like, I feel like. You can't use maps.
You can't Google things. You can't email. We just talked about maps. I can find my way around.
Okay. Yeah. But I feel greasy after like a day. Yeah, I don't know.
I don't get that feeling.
All right, go ahead. Should we go back to the wash your hands question? No. All right.
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Would you rather not be able
to taste or not be able to see
colors not be able to see colors why
because i like to taste i like to see colors too but if you couldn't see colors
or if you never saw colors you'd never miss something you never had but i can't
not taste yeah i like food okay i like food too much yeah i get a lot of joy
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out of the taste of wine the taste of food yeah Okay,
this is a good one for you.
Would you rather lick your hands every time you touch the surface or let people
blow their nose into your hands? Oh my God.
Like anybody who had to blow their nose.
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I can't even concentrate. Would you rather lick your hands every time you touch
a surface or let people, any people, blow their nose into your hands but be able to wash them.
I mean, that's like a horror movie. Both are so gross. Yeah.
Especially for you. That's like a horror movie. Like both of them are ridiculous.
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Can I say neither? No. I don't. This is would you rather. No.
I would rather. Neither of these things are ever going to happen.
So just pick one. I would rather do neither.
Well, you have to pick one. No. I don't like those.
I don't care. I don't like tarantulas or snakes. I still picked one. I would...
I mean, I guess licking my hands based off what I touched. Ooh, okay.
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I guess. I mean, somebody blowing their nose in your hands. Yeah,
that's pretty gross. There's like substance there.
Yeah, but you wouldn't have to lick them afterward. You would just wash them.
Like imagine you're in the airport and you touch the railing on the walkway
thing. Yeah. And then you gotta lick it.
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Then you gotta lick it. Nope. I don't like it. Okay. All right.
All right. Oh, my next two are good.
Would you rather give up social media altogether or be an influencer?
Give up social media altogether. Yeah? Yeah. A couple years ago,
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I probably would have had a different answer.
But anytime I've given up social media, I've thoroughly enjoyed it, never missed it.
But you could also make a ton of money if you're
like if you're like a true influencer i mean people are getting real rich out
there influencing true but i don't know i would definitely give it up before
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doing that okay i have two good ones would you rather if i had a life-threatening job
or a totally time-consuming job what's
the question would you rather have me
have a dangerous life-threatening job
oh okay or a totally time-consuming job i guess dangerous yeah yeah because
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i'd rather spend more time with you yeah i would too i would pick that too yeah
because even if it's life-threatening you got to think most of the time you're not going to die Right.
But if all of your time is consumed by always being on your phone,
always working, never stopping, that would be horrible.
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Yeah, that's true. I hate that. I agree.
Okay. What's the other one? Oh, you want me to go twice? Yeah. Okay.
Would you rather I be best friends with my ex or your ex?
My ex. Really? Yeah. And like have your ex over, hanging out? Yep. All right. Yep.
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For sure. Okay. Why?
I don't know. I just didn't, I didn't know that you'd pick that.
What would you pick? If it were for the other way around? Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, I guess I'd rather you be best friends with my ex. So yeah, same thing.
Oh, see, I'm not crazy. No, I didn't say you were, but.
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All right, would you rather have been the oldest or youngest in your family?
You are the youngest. I am the youngest. I know, so what would you rather have?
I like being the youngest. Yeah, why?
Yeah, I don't know, I've never been the oldest, so I guess I can't really,
I don't know, you're the oldest, so would you have rather been the youngest?
No. Yeah. I guess not. I mean the
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youngest get like all the love and all
the sympathy and like kind of like yeah
just do whatever so oldest get like
a lot of responsibility so you would
have switched if you could have I'm not saying I would have switched but just
saying there's differences yeah I know I was the youngest okay would you rather
have six months of spring or six months of summer oh spring yeah oh yeah all
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right six months of spring or Or six months of fall. Fall.
Okay. I would have 12 months of fall. Yeah. I love fall.
Six months of winter or six months of summer.
Okay. Are we talking northern winter or southern winter? We live in Charlotte. So which one?
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Charlotte weather. Six months of winter, six months of summer.
Winter i don't sweat so being hot
is like so uncomfortable for me i hate
being hot i cannot ever cool off so i would take a a carolina summer or carolina
winter for six months those are mild and gorgeous some days you have 75 degrees
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true yeah okay would you rather do 200 push-ups or 300 sit-ups.
200 push-ups. Really? Yep. Oh my God, never. Why? I'm going sit-ups all day.
Yes. You'd love core though.
There's no way my chest or arms
can handle 200 push-ups. That's a lot of push-ups. Nah, it's not that bad.
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Okay. 200 sit-ups is a lot of sit-ups. It was actually 300, but.
Oh, well, whatever it said.
All right. All right, would you rather watch only scary movies or only rom-coms
for the rest of your life? Rom-coms? Yeah.
We never watch scary movies. I know, yeah.
Okay, would you, this is a good one too, although I know which one you would
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pick, but I would hate either of these.
Would you rather have to work out getting covered in other people's sweat or
clean the gym equipment with your tongue?
I was gonna answer it before you even finished it.
Until i went there until you went there yeah i'm not cleaning anything with my tongue so,
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i'll work out with other people's sweat i guess yeah that's
weird i know either of those is pretty where'd you find that
question did you like i come up with a lot of these once i started once i started
going what kind of gym do you go to the ideas kept flowing i have i've been
i have 55 would you rather questions first of all i've been to your gym i've
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even though we have a gym at home and I work out at home, I've gone to the gym
with you multiple times. Yeah.
Nobody's sweating on you. No. I'm not licking anybody's sweat up.
So where'd you come up with that one? I don't know. I'm just,
I don't like people's sweat.
I don't even like to look at your sweaty clothes. Well, we've heard about my sweaty clothes.
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I know, but I'm saying, not that I want to lick up your sweat either.
Both options are terrible.
I'll say that. You don't?
No. Okay. All right.
Would you rather be able to take back anything you say or listen in on every
conversation that's about you?
What was the first one? Take back? Take back or listen to. Any conversation.
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I would take back. I don't want to know what everybody's saying about me.
Yeah. That would just be like so hurtful and weird.
I don't want to, like what people say about you when you're not there,
in my opinion, is none of your business.
Okay. Because it only hurts. It never like, it's never good. It never helps. Got it.
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Okay. Would you rather have a 7 a.m. in-person meeting every day or a 5 p.m.
In-person meeting every day? 5 p.m.
Yeah? Yep. I'd go 7 a.m. Nope, not me.
Because 7 a.m. means I have to wake up at like 4 a.m. to work out,
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drive to work. You're thinking if you have a 7 a.m.
Meeting, then you'd probably be getting home earlier and you could work out then. True. No.
5 p.m. Okay. Would you rather be the smartest person in the room or the funniest person in the room?
Funniest? You'd rather be the smartest.
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You would. I like being smart. I know. I like being funny.
I've had to be the funnier person in the room more than I've been the smartest
person in the room my whole life, during my whole life. So I don't really.
People like funny. Smart can be like nerdy and annoying. Okay.
Thanks. I'm glad I support the family.
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I'm so smart. Well, I'm nerdy and annoying, apparently.
I know. Oh, my God. I know. All right. So speaking of nerdy and annoying,
would you rather be given a million dollars tomorrow?
So tomorrow you wake up, you got a million bucks. Okay. Or make $1,000 a day.
Nope. Forever. Forever.
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It's girl meth.
Or $10 million 10 years from now.
$10 million. Yeah. Yeah. Why? Because 10 years from now, I'd only be 52.
Like that million dollars is going quick. $10 million is going to set us up forever.
True. Definitely $10. You would too, right? Yeah. Yeah. For sure.
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Okay. Okay, would you rather never play cards again or never have a football Sunday?
Football Sunday. Yeah, me too. Yeah. I mean, I love football Sunday,
but- But we play cards all year. Yeah. All the time.
There's- Like we can play cards anywhere, everywhere, all the time.
I mean, there's 300 other days a year. Like people that don't play cards don't
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know what they're missing.
Yeah. Right? Yeah. Because I keep a pack of cards in my glove compartment of my car.
I keep a pack of cards in my purse. Of course, in my backpack when we're traveling,
because you can play cards anywhere, and there are so many games with one pack of cards. For sure.
Two people, four people, whatever. Whatever. Cards are amazing.
All right, go ahead. All right. Would you rather date your favorite celebrity
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or be best friends with them?
Best friends. Why? For sure. Yeah? Yeah. Who's your favorite celebrity?
Well, if I had to pick a celebrity to date,
it would be ryan reynolds but if i
was friends with him then i would be friends with him and blake
because that's his wife and that
would be awesome and supposedly they live in charlotte
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so that could happen jesus what where's that leave me well that's why me and
we're friends okay that's why me i'm not dating him i'd be friends with him
what would you do i don't know really no i'd i'd rather be friends with people
yeah i think it'd be fun to be like friends with you'd rather date
Megan Fox than be friends with like.
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I don't know. Not her, because obviously her, I feel like even I would probably
rather date than be friends with her.
But if you had a celebrity that you'd be friends with, who would it be?
Probably one of the guys from Smart List, I bet.
Yeah, they'd be fun. I like dishing out a lot of shit. Yeah,
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they're funny. Yeah. And dating doesn't mean that you're going to end up with them.
I'd hope not. We're married. no but i mean if you were dating like you said
dating a celebrity not like marry a celebrity i know so it could like not be
forever but if you're friends with them could be forever got it okay would let's
see let me go to a different page here because i hand wrote these okay.
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Hand wrote what year is this i like to hand write things you know that okay
would you rather is it 2024 yeah i like to i like handwriting would you rather argue
one once a day for 20 minutes
every day or have one
long argument a year
but the long argument would be like for
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a full 24 hours wait one
20 minute argument how long every single day no one
one long one long one yeah i would do for sure yeah i'd
rather just i mean it would suck to to argue for 24
hours straight but yeah at least you'd
be done with it i definitely don't want to argue every day no exactly
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okay go ahead you're up would you
rather have only used toothbrushes or
used underwear at your disposal for a week oh toothbrushes yeah yeah yeah probably
both are gross but i'm not putting on somebody else's used underwear no okay
road trip or backpack Backpack. We only have a couple minutes.
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Road trip. Really? I'd backpack. You want a backpack? I hate being in the car.
I get so angry on a road trip. I know, but if you backpack.
Then you're just exploring all the time on your feet, seeing things everywhere you go.
I know. So it brings back all the other things about used underwear and sweaty
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and showering and all the other things.
It doesn't mean that you wouldn't be near water.
You're not showering in the car either. there it all adds up i see okay so you
pick that one i would pick the other one this one i know we would pick opposites
also live near the beach or live near the mountains beach mountains for me i know 100 yep,
Okay, high-paying job you hate or low-paying job you love?
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Medium-paying job I'm okay about. Nope, not an option. Yeah,
middle ground. No, that's not the question, babe.
Would you rather high-paying job that you hate, low-paying job that you love?
Do I have to support everybody?
Stop overthinking it. Just answer the question. It has something to do with
the answer. No, just answer.
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High-paying job I hate. Ooh. I know.
I would go low-paying. I guess would you rather get rich
in a way that upsets your family or just make enough money to live just make
enough money to live yeah I don't want to upset the family yeah that could be
like if you were like an only fans yeah guy jeez you went there would you rather be attractive or funny.
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Funny yeah yeah me too everybody likes the more the funny person in the room
better than the hot all right so i got one similar would you rather never age
or never have to worry about money,
never have to worry about money yeah aging's fine
it's normal okay i'd rather never have to
worry about money would you yeah yeah okay would you rather be the sloppy drunk
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at one party or the only sober one at every party so like everybody's drunk
around you but you're always the only sober one i'd probably be the sloppy drunk
at one party yeah yeah because i want to
have fun i mean one
party i can like yeah one party you could be the sloppy one apologize for
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all the weird things all the
sloppiness yeah okay wait would
you rather have a job with only the same routine tasks every day or never know
what you're walking into b never know yeah me too yep all right do you have
one or you want me to keep going because i have a bunch Would you rather find
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meaning in religion or be comfortable with atheism?
Atheism, athe, athe, say it again. Say it again.
Atheism, is that right? Atheism, no. What is it? There's no N in that word. Okay, what is it?
Atheism. Atheism. Yes. I would go atheism. Okay, all right. I mean,
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it would be nice to find comfort.
Wait, what was it? Find comfort in religion? Yeah. Just comfort, or that's all you said?
Yeah. Or comfort in atheism? Yeah. Oh, then religion. Okay. You might as well be spiritual.
Okay would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout.
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Shout i like shouting or
only be able to shout you would shout like
in a meeting you would just shout it let's do
it instead of everyone always being like what yeah what
did you say change the surprise yeah okay
would you rather be able to fly or be invisible oh we're
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almost out of time oh we are i would rather come on quick fire because i have
a couple fly fly yeah flying would be fun yeah i think i would i could go anywhere
yeah sometimes you don't want to see the things you see if you were invisible
would you rather eat pizza for every meal or never eat pizza again?
Every meal. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Can't live without eating pizza ever again. It's so good. No way.
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Okay. You want to go racy real quick? Oh boy.
Don't get me in trouble. Okay. Would you rather lights on or lights off? On. Okay. I'm off.
Would you rather, we already did that one.
Would you rather give up kissing or give up hugging for the rest of your life? Hugging.
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Really? yeah oh my god i would never give up hugging i like to kiss you i know
but hugs i know but kisses you could never put your arms around me i know but
kisses would be so sad but kisses i know but most of the kisses are like quick
yeah but if i'm leaving in the morning i don't we don't,
hug like every morning when i'm leaving yeah it's usually like bye babe love
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you kiss yeah okay Okay, wait, let me go a couple of more quick ones. Hurry.
I barely touched this page. Would you rather have a job that allows you to travel
more or a job that you can do all of your work from home? Travel. Yeah, me too.
Would you, I know the answer to this already, stay in for every date or go out
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for every date? Stay in. Same.
Would you rather me be brutally honest but critical or lie to spare your feelings?
Brutally honest really yep oh my god lie to me all day wow don't hurt my feelings
nope tell me would you run rather run out of toilet paper every time you go or only be able to use,
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toilet paper to dry every time you shower.
So every time you go to the bathroom, you're out of toilet paper.
Or every time you shower, you have to dry with toilet paper, which is horrible.
I don't even know how to answer that. That's, I mean, I don't want to run out
of toilet paper. Well, you don't want to do either.
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That's not the, how many times do I have to go through this?
That's not the, just answer one.
I guess run out of toilet paper. Yeah, I would too. Could you imagine drying
your body with toilet paper? No way. Okay.
This was fun for us. I hope it was fun for everybody else. It might have been really boring.
For everybody but I thought it was funny maybe you can take some of these questions
back to your own relationship yeah or maybe we can put out like some,
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like this or that on social media and see what other people would pick yeah
it would be funny to know what other people do it would okay this is fun follow us,
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Hey, everybody. Welcome back to Out Loud and Uncorked. I'm Jess.
And I'm Matt. Hey. Hey, what's up?
What's up? How are you? better this week. Yeah, it was a good week.
It was a good week. It was, it feels like a lot better than it actually was
just because it wasn't the week before.
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That sounds cryptic. I know. It was a good week. It was just normal.
Yeah. It was a normal week. We were back to normal.
Aiden was back from the hospital. Well, yeah. He was back last week.
Yeah. You were back. Kids were at school. Yes.
All is well. And we had a good weekend. in the hood what'd you do this weekend
what'd you do this weekend well i hung out with you we did we did we did well
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yesterday it was a pretty short weekend it felt like a short it felt like a
short weekend because of yesterday yeah so yesterday was aiden's 12th birthday,
and happy birthday happy birthday i can you believe next year we'll have a teenager
no I mean, I feel like we already do, but yesterday was his birthday and he
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would normally just want to go to Carowinds with a couple of friends.
And if you're not from our area, Carowinds is just like a Six Flags or,
you know, it's an amusement park, a theme park.
But I was, even though his eye is fine and he's cleared to kind of do everything,
I was just feeling like we needed like one more week before we kind of like
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went. because he goes on like the major rides.
Yeah, I mean, pushing all that blood around. It's kind of like,
yeah. And all that like stuff flying in your face because you're, I don't know.
So we were like, you know, it's not a great weekend for it.
Why don't you ask a couple of friends to sleep over? Yeah.
A couple, in our mind, was two. Two or three. Yeah. And how many stayed? Eight.
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A couple. Well, that was including Aiden and Mason, his brother. So, six.
But, yeah. We won't do that again.
We'll definitely be. If I ever bring up the idea to have a sleepover again,
I will say that there is a three-man cap.
Yeah. I mean, a couple's fine, but like...
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Eight is like a litter. Eight, 12 to 13-year-old boys. It was like a litter
of feral kids running around here. It really was.
It was. Just wild. It was wild. It was too much. They were pretty good overall.
They were good. It was just, they're just loud and crazy.
Everything they do, you're like, wait, don't do that.
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Don't play right there. Don't wrestle at the top of the stairs.
Don't wrestle next to the banister.
You're going to fall through. route like everything they do you're just like
are you thinking at all right now anything
so they got in the hot tub
last night i didn't go down there for this i know but i went down and they were
in the hot tub like eight kids and i the setting it doesn't overflow so long
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story short i went back down again this morning to like check everything and
make sure you know kind of clean up
a little bit if it needed more water oh my god that hot
tub looked like it was the filth
of the water that was in that hot tub i'm like
did these kids shower they're so gross they're
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just puber pubescent greasy boys it was like cloudy the hot tub was cloudy and
the pool was clear so i immediately turned on the overflow i was like yeah it
needs a we need to clean this out you better we better make sure you didn't
get hot tub folliculitis i was not getting in there.
No way oh you didn't get in with them last night no no
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you just sat you sat outside that's right yeah i just
watched them all right make sure they didn't kill each other on to the next
thing okay so we are gonna do a fun episode today because to be honest it's
football sunny money and we sit on the deck all day and hang out and watch football
and eat fun food and drink.
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So we've had a few today and we were like let's just do a fun episode and i
was like we should play would you rather so would you rather not never have
i ever not never have i ever yeah i don't know if i want to get into never have
i ever probably not yeah and i don't know that but But Would You Rather sounds kind of fun.
Yeah. And I don't know if Never Have I Ever would really come across right. Audie. Audie.
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Not visually is this a car show okay so
that's what we're gonna do so i
haven't seen matt's questions and he
has not seen mine and i bet that
i have more questions than you do because i bet i'm better
prepared than you are well i have a full-time job too so okay i did this this
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weekend you weren't working your full-time job i also have a full-time job yeah
i know you do you okay taking care of those feral kids exactly do you want to
start light i have some like just,
kind of like easy ones you want me to start you off easy.
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I don't know how to answer that okay like some of these
are just i guess okay i'll just ask you like a silly are these like yes
no no like you just have to tell me
which one you would rather okay all right okay what
would you rather give away the
dog or kill the dog oh my god stop with the dog i
know the dog has been puking all over our house for some reason yeah i just
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looked over and saw him and it made me like want to give him away think about
would i rather so okay stop okay you're up okay would you rather have a permanently
bad haircut or wear clothes clothing two sizes too Too small.
You got to pick one. Permanently bad haircut. That's yours?
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No, I'm saying just remember the haircut is permanently this way.
It would be bad for your whole life.
Yeah, I mean, I think probably clothes that are too small.
Yeah. I don't know why. I just feel like that would be better.
Because a lot of people wear tight clothes. Yeah. And you could just like not
eat forever and have them not be too small.
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And get back in there, but if your haircut's bad permanently,
people are going to be like, you did that on purpose. They're looking at your face.
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I don't know. That makes no sense. I would do the haircut.
I've had some bad haircuts.
You'd rather have a permanently bad haircut? I mean, I've been bald. I've had...
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Buzz cuts i've had pixie i've done it all so i mean you could always throw on a wig,
dang it i didn't think of that all right you're up all right would you rather
have dolly parton's or billy eilish's wardrobe.
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I thought you were going boobs nope and then got confused i mean we can go there
too i would I mean, they're both probably equal in that department.
Okay. I would rather, I think I'd probably rather have Billie Eilish's.
At least I'd be comfortable in her wardrobe.
Yeah? Yeah. I mean, it wouldn't be flattering, but Dolly Parton's wardrobe is intense.
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Like how? It's like very constricting, very short, very tight,
very low. Like, I don't know.
Dolly Parton's like the tiniest little thing ever. I don't know if I've ever
really like seen her wardrobe.
I mean, it's pretty like bedazzled. Wait, you knew that was like the first concert
I ever saw, right? I do now.
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My parents, I remember they took me to, I think it was Dollywood,
her like theme park thing.
And she was there? Well, I don't, I mean, I kind of like remember going to a
concert and she was there and I was maybe, I don't know, six, eight years old.
So yeah. Cool. I've seen the girl. Wow. All right. That's a good story,
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right? Good fun fact, yep. All right. All right.
Okay, would you rather only eat cold foods forever or only eat hot foods forever?
Hot. Yeah. Yeah. I'd go hot too. Yeah, I can't. Like, very few things are good cold.
Yeah. I mean, that would be like eating like sandwiches and cheese and crackers.
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Crackers and well i think like leftovers even like cold leftovers oh see i would
but you would never have hot leftovers because we would never have hot food
so it would just be cold food choices,
true that's all that's how i was thinking of it you know who loves cold leftovers,
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our dog oh yeah your dad he does my dad he does he would like he loves the shock
value of taking taking something out of the fridge and just eating it when everyone's
like, why aren't you heating that up?
All right, go ahead. All right. I'm going to hit some personal ones now.
Okay. All right. Would you rather have to wash your hands?
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Does that deserve a pause? I'm probably going to pick the other one.
Would you rather have to wash your hands every five minutes or never be able
to wash your hair ever again.
So you got to wash your hands every five minutes? No, I would never wash my hair again.
Really? Yeah, why not? I just put it in ponytail. Let it be greasy.
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Every five minutes? That's a lot of hand washing. Your skin would hurt.
How many times in five days do you wash your hands? I don't know.
We're not going to talk about that, though.
We already have, like a couple episodes ago. Okay.
Would you? No, no, no, no. What? How many times in five days?
I don't know. I don't count. Zero, I guess.
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No, I don't know. Okay. Would you rather, wait, where did it go?
I just, oh. Would you rather always have an itchy butt or something in your teeth?
Like visibly something in your teeth. Like my butt cheeks or like a different
part of my butt? No, like in your butt. Like you have like an itchy butt.
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I guess I'd rather have an itchy butt. I don't know.
I don't know. Instead of just having something in your teeth, you'd
rather be at work like in front of people itching your butthole well
gross like if i if there was something in
my teeth they'd be staring at staring at that yeah but i'd
rather have somebody staring at my teeth than staring at me with my
me scratching my butt then they don't
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even want to be near me or touch my hand or anything that's
true that's truth okay i guess yeah
i guess teeth yeah good call i
had to think about that either if yeah you had to walk me
through that that's a good point all right what do you you got all right would
you rather have eyebrow hair that never stops growing or knuckle hair that never
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stops growing i guess eyebrow hair because at least i could trim it,
it never stops growing i know i just gotta like keep bare scissors in my pocket
i mean but what if your knuckles like just grew and you trim that too Yeah,
but I don't want knuckle hair.
But what if it like... I mean, I have wild eyebrows as it is,
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so I'm cool with that. I'm Italian.
I can handle it. But what if it grew at like...
Three inches per day okay and what if knuckle hair grew at three inches per
day they're both terrible so i'm i'm going with i know but at least you could
like keep your knuckles in your pocket like you could put your hands in your
pocket that's what you would pick but you asked me,
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clearly you would pick the knuckle hair i would pick knuckle hair without a doubt like because.
Because if you started out at like 6 a.m
by 6 p.m your eyebrow hair
is going to be an inch and a half long same with
your knuckles yeah but i can hide my knuckles where
like while you're typing while you're talking while you're
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driving first of all nobody's looking at my knuckles when i'm
typing no if you had long hair on them trust people would be looking at them
what do you mean and if you had inch and a half hair over your eyebrows they
wouldn't no they would but they're They're looking either way,
so I'd rather just have it on my face.
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You asked me the question, and I answered it, okay? I think you're wrong.
I can't be wrong. It's what I pick.
Okay. What do you mean I'm wrong?
All right. Well, I'm going to keep it going then. No, it's my turn.
I don't care. So would you rather have, in the same realm, would you rather
have no eyebrows or no eyelashes?
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No eyelashes. Why? No eyebrows is just intense. It's intense. Yeah? Yeah.
But when you had cancer, you didn't lose your eyebrows or your eyelashes.
I lost my eyebrows a bit. A little bit.
Well, I drew them in. You wouldn't notice. That's what I would do if I lost
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them. So why then would you pick eyelashes?
Because, I don't know, eyelashes aren't that big of a deal. A lot of people
have minimal eyelashes and you don't even notice it.
But if you had no eyebrows, that would be like...
Like have you ever seen a face without eyebrows with
zero eyebrows have you seen
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that ad yes you're like you don't
realize that the ad is for something else or the picture
it's like something about like teeth or whatever it is and yeah the
dude has one eyebrow yeah yeah it's
like that okay okay all right
would you rather only communicate
with me via text for the rest of our our lives
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or only be able to speak face to
face with no technology so basically we couldn't talk all day or if like you
were away traveling for work or anything jeez i mean that's a hard one i think
i think i'd rather be able to speak to you every day like face to face i mean
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granted like Like when I,
I was born a lot earlier than you were.
So there were times where.
There were still telephones. I know, but we didn't have like text messages and
all the other things. Yeah, but there were still telephones.
Like if you're away, you could still call somebody.
True. This isn't saying like, no, like you could only talk face to face.
It's the only way. All right. Ask it again.
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Would you rather only be able to text or only be able to talk face to face?
So that what that ensues is that we'd have
to be texting if we were face to face yes but i like you're getting too deep
into it just pick one you're such an overthinker you can't even play this game
i would want to talk face to face with you okay because it's kind of fun i like
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talking to you face well yeah it's fun but if like you're traveling then we don't talk at all,
which that sucks but it would make like our when i come home it would make it
that much better Okay. You're up.
All right.
All right we're gonna get stupid now would you rather have a baby's head with
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your body or a baby's body with your head i guess a baby's head i guess i'd go small head,
you already have a small head why is that why you picked that one no but i just
can't imagine a big like adult head on a baby body it's crazy like you couldn't even drive,
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why because you're a baby you're not
though if your body is how you can reach the pedals
or the steering wheel can't be
going around the baby body can't be living like that can't be you live with
a small head little head little pinhead i guess so okay i okay would you rather
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have me always running late or always,
making us be 30 minutes early to get places. Early. Yeah, for sure, me too.
100%. I hate being late. Yeah, we usually are early everywhere we go.
I know. We're both similar like that.
Can't be late. No. Why is that?
Because it's rude and terrible and nobody should be late. Yeah.
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There's no reason for it.
Like, it gives you anxiety when the kid's like, even in the morning. One minute. Yeah.
Like, I like to leave at the exact same time. Yeah. Yeah, well,
the thing is in the morning, and you know this from your drive to work in the opposite direction.
Literally two minutes, leaving two minutes later, will cost me 10 more minutes of traffic.
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True. So I know, I have it timed perfectly. I know if I leave at the exact right
time, like I can zip right in.
True, true that. All right, you're up. All right.
Would you rather live another 100 years with your body in perfect health or age normally?
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Age normally, because I don't want to live 100 more years. Yeah, you'd be like 142? No.
When are we going to do that and everyone will be gone? I don't know.
So you'd rather just age normally? Yeah. I mean, that's what's happening. Anyway.
Okay. Okay. Would you rather, this is another butt one.
Would you rather always have an eyelash in your eye or always have a long hair
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stuck in your butt crack?
Butt crack yeah like you know when
you get a long hair like after a shower or something you
get a long hair stuck in your butt i don't have hair in my butt i know that
you can't say that you've never gotten like a hair stuck in your butt nope okay
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all right so then you'd go eyelash or eyelash in your eye at all times no because
that's horrendous like that would sound horrible too,
i don't know i can't pick one you have to
pick one that's the whole point of the game probably a hair in my butt
then i guess like at least i
feel like i could tolerate that versus something that's in your eye it would
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probably give you itchy butt no okay yeah i is pretty terrible that like hurts
yeah all right all right you ready i got one would you rather hop everywhere I had this one, too.
You did? Yeah. Or skip everywhere.
I would skip, for sure. Why? Skipping's fun.
I don't know. I like skipping. Hopping is like... I hate jumping.
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Skipping's fun, though. Skipping makes you happy. Try to skip and not smile.
You can't even think about skipping without smiling. I know.
It's like a smile comes with... I just started. I was like, good.
Skipping is fun. Yeah. All right.
Good point. Would you rather...
Walk in on your parents or have your parents walk in on us?
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Jeepers. What if both have happened? Has it? I don't know. Never mind. Not with me.
No, I've... I've walked in on my parents as a kid. Yeah, same.
Why are you bringing this up? I don't want to think about this. It's a game.
I'd rather them walk in on this because then I don't have to think about it for the next 40 years.
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Yeah, but I would have to think about it.
What do you mean? If they walked in on us, then I would have to think,
every time I looked at them, I would have to think about it.
I mean, they know what happens. Yeah, and you know what happens in their room. Or do you?
I hope I don't. Okay, you're up. No, I don't want to know.
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Oh, good. all right this is a pirate question a what a pirate okay would you
rather have a hook for a hand or a peg for a leg a hook for a hand why i don't
know that just sounds more fun,
peg for a leg sounds like it's like makes walking difficult a hook for a hand
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you could just be like hooking stuff like getting stuff cleaning your windshield
the ice off your windshield With a hook? Yeah, why not?
It's only one hand. It's not an ice scraper. Well, if you use it right, it could be.
I'm scrappy. Well, I don't think... Oh my God, you are such an overthinker.
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All right, sorry. You can't just play a game.
So you would rather have a peg leg? No. Okay, so then why are you even...
You're acting like it's weird that I'm saying I'd want a hug.
No, I'm just laughing because you said you could clean your windshield with a hook.
It doesn't even get cold here to put ice on your windshield.
Just thinking way too far into it. I could just grab a lot of stuff.
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Okay. All right. Would you rather make out with me if I had garlic breath or body odor?
Garlic breath. Really? Yeah. Yeah. That's like kissing.
Yeah. Well. I mean, both are gross.
Yeah, but... Garlic.
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Good to know there's a lot of i'm not
gonna explain why but i don't need
i'm sure all the listeners will uh they can get what i'm throwing down they
know why okay garlic breath for sure what would you yeah i mean bo is gross
yeah yeah so it's garlic breath but okay okay you're up,
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Would you rather have no body hair or no head hair?
Wait, that's easy. No body hair. Yeah? Yeah. Why would I?
I'd shave, wax, thread, pluck. That's true.
As it is. Well, I guess that would mean eyelashes, eyebrows,
all that. That's what I was thinking.
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I mean, if I was completely bald, I never really minded being totally bald.
I guess I would pick no hair on my head. You are pretty hot.
I got a good head. Yeah. I don't like the buzz cut.
Totally bald looks good on you. Yeah, I don't mind totally bald.
So yeah, I'd go no head hair. Why not? All right. Cool. Wear a hat. Nice. Okay.
Would you rather accidentally send a sexy text to your boss or to your mom? To my boss.
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Really? For sure. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
Because my boss and i were kind of fun like that we kind of joke around yeah
but if it was like a picture of you like in a compromising position that's different that's a sexy text,
i'm not that you'd want your mom to see it i'm stumped i don't know about that
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one well you already said your boss well i was just thinking a text like like
a verbal hey how you doing well that's not very sexy but i know No.
Okay. All right.
Would you rather be born without knees? Or elbows?
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Is that it? No. What is it? Yes, elbows.
I think I would rather be born without knees.
Why? Because you can walk straight-legged, but to do everything straight-armed is tough.
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Yeah that's true like imagine
changing diapers driving typing like with your arms just totally straight yeah
i guess without knees at least you could sit in a wheelchair yeah and get around
or you could just walk like with straight legs okay i agree with that okay would you rather
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never wear underwear again or never
wear socks again oh this is
a tough one never wear underwear or never
wear socks yep i would
probably never wear socks again yeah yeah
yeah keep your underwear lose the socks yeah
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i mean i'm thinking about all the workouts i
know aren't you thinking about all the workouts with no socks either i know
dress shoes no socks but if i had to
work out with no socks i mean granted i could wear shoes with no socks but i
could also probably go barefoot in most of my workouts but i just wouldn't want
that like soupy no underwear feeling yeah what about you i mean i don't really
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wear underwear anyway so i probably go to a drawer.
Sorry Okay you're up Alright Would you rather poop in the only toilet At a party,
knowing that you'll clog it or poop in the bushes in the backyard. Bushes. Why?
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Because nobody's going to walk into the bushes after you and know what you've done.
You sure about that? But if you're at a party and there's only one toilet.
You're going to clog it? And you clog it.
I mean, not only did you stink up the place, but you clogged it too.
Have you ever pooped in bushes before?
Nope. You haven't? No. I haven't.
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Have you? You sure about that? Yeah. I'm positive. I remember a time.
And I didn't poop.
What'd you do in Hawaii? Why are you doing this? And I didn't poop.
I did not poop in the bush. Okay. I didn't.
That's not a lie. I didn't. Okay.
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There was an emergency situation where it was going to have to happen that way, but it didn't.
I don't know what you're laughing at you know that it didn't okay
okay on to the next you didn't like
that one i didn't mind the question
but you're trying to call me out for something that i didn't do okay would
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you rather eat a spider or eat a roach spider
really you hate spiders i
don't mind them like at least a roach is crunchy
yeah but like those roaches the south carolina like roaches that are nasty but
i'm i'm not talking spider like a little tiny like nothing spider i'm talking
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about like a big hairy spider oh i was thinking like daddy long legs no i mean if you're going,
if you're if you have to go between that and a roach obviously it's not going
to be like an an easy spider. It's going to be a nasty one.
Okay. All right, what do you got?
All right, would you rather accidentally send a naughty picture to your dad,
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or to your mother-in-law?
To my mother-in-law. Yeah? Yeah. Okay. I can't be doing that to my dad.
Okay, would you rather use vinegar for contact solution or sandpaper for toilet paper?
Sandpaper. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I wear contacts, right?
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So the burn in the eye sometimes is, it sucks.
Yeah, but like every time you go to the bathroom using straight sandpaper to
wipe your butt. I didn't know it was every time.
Well, it's like forever. You either always have to use vinegar in your contacts
or you always have to use sandpaper for your butt. Oh, God. I don't know.
Like, it'd be rough. It would, yeah. Literally.
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Yeah. I don't know. What about you?
I mean, I don't wear contacts, so I guess I'd take vinegar in the eyes.
I don't know. I don't wear contacts. I'll take it.
I can't imagine putting sandpaper on my skin.
All right, now we're gonna find your fears. You ready? Yeah. You sure? Yeah. Okay.
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Would you rather be stuck in a phone box or just like a room, like stuck in a room?
Would you rather be stuck in a room with 10 snakes or 10 tarantulas?
Tarantulas. Yeah? Yeah. I do not like snakes. I don't like spiders either, but snakes...
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Like they they like if i see a snake i like feel it in my chest that's how scared i get,
i don't like snakes i don't like tarantulas either but like i feel like i could
like dodge them step on them snakes are just slithery they're everywhere they're
quick what if you had to like pick one up and like throw it outside to clean
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the room tarantula yeah yeah you'd rather pick a spider up yes okay,
For sure. All right. Makes sense. Okay. This is a good one for you because you
couldn't live without either.
Would you rather never know the time or never be able to look at a map?
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You love numbers and you love maps.
I don't know. I would probably rather never look at a map because I've got a
pretty good directional sense.
Because you look at maps. Yeah,
because I've got them like imprinted in my brain. So I know where to go.
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But if I didn't know what time it was, that would freak me out a little bit.
That'd mess with you, mess with your head. Yeah, I think it'd be bad.
I can't read a map, so I would definitely.
What time is it right now? 736. Oh, all right. You just looked at it.
Well, yeah, I've looked at it.
All right. All right. would you rather the ability to change the past or see
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into the future see into the future
why i don't know because that would be cool to know what's coming up,
the past of the past you gotta leave that yeah leave that ish behind you okay
why what would you pick i don't know that's a tough one i mean i guess like
change the past like somebody not dying that died i guess that could be changing
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the past yeah yeah i mean i I guess I would do that. Okay. Okay.
Would, wait, where did it go? Oh, would you rather be seven foot or five five?
I mean, I got a couple of friends that are five five. And? I call them little precious.
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Okay. So I'd rather be five five. Yeah. Yeah. I would too. I think, I mean, that's not.
I mean, I'm only 5'4", so I'd really rather be 5'5". Yeah, I'd be 5'5".
Okay. Seven foot sounds difficult. Yeah, that's tough. That's tall. Yeah.
You got to explain this one. Would you rather know how you die or know when you die?
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I would rather know when. Because if it's going to happen anyway, what is it?
Like if I know exactly when, I know it's going to happen. So why do I need to know how?
But if I know how, then it could happen at any time.
So you're just like stressed all the time about whether this like catastrophic
thing is going to happen that day.
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True. Okay. Is that what you would pick? yeah i think that makes sense if you're
gonna die you're gonna die so you might as well know when okay this is a good
one but this one's good for me because i'm kind of a weirdo about both,
would you rather have hiccups for an entire day or always be on the verge of a sneeze,
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my god they both sound horrible yeah especially for me my hiccups are obnoxious
and every time I'm on a verge of a sneeze, I'm like.
I can't even function.
I'd probably rather be on the verge of a sneeze.
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Yeah. Yeah. Because the hiccup thing is like- Hiccups are so annoying. I know, it's mental.
Yeah. And it's like, God, is this ever going to stop? And I don't know if it
would. My hiccups are very obnoxious though too. Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know. That's what you think? Yeah. Okay. All right.
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All right. This one's like weird. Hobbies. Would you rather know how to scuba
dive or how to fly a plane?
For me? Yeah. How to fly a plane. Why? Well, you know.
I'm not good underwater. I have no interest in learning how to scuba dive.
Yeah, I can't. Yeah. I can't even wear like a scuba mask without freaking out.
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I'm too claustrophobic.
So definitely fly. It would be cool to like know how to fly a plane.
Okay. What would you pick?
I'll be fly. Yeah. I can't like scuba dive to a destination.
Yeah. I agree. Okay. Would you rather not bathe for a month or have no internet access for a month?
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No internet access. Wow. Yeah.
You couldn't like do anything. I know. I'm okay with that. You like to be clean more.
I, you know me. You know what I respect.
I'm not bathing. Yeah. that's maybe why we get along we're the opposites yeah
at least one of us will be clean yeah,
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i don't like sweat or get smelly though so i think i could go a month without bathing,
after a month you don't think you'd smell i don't i don't know nothing says
you can't wear like deodorant okay i think you'd smell i mean probably by the
time a month comes up but no internet you You literally can't do anything.
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Yeah, but wouldn't you feel like, I feel like. You can't use maps.
You can't Google things. You can't email. We just talked about maps. I can find my way around.
Okay. Yeah. But I feel greasy after like a day. Yeah, I don't know.
I don't get that feeling.
All right, go ahead. Should we go back to the wash your hands question? No. All right.
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Would you rather not be able
to taste or not be able to see
colors not be able to see colors why
because i like to taste i like to see colors too but if you couldn't see colors
or if you never saw colors you'd never miss something you never had but i can't
not taste yeah i like food okay i like food too much yeah i get a lot of joy
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out of the taste of wine the taste of food yeah Okay,
this is a good one for you.
Would you rather lick your hands every time you touch the surface or let people
blow their nose into your hands? Oh my God.
Like anybody who had to blow their nose.
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I can't even concentrate. Would you rather lick your hands every time you touch
a surface or let people, any people, blow their nose into your hands but be able to wash them.
I mean, that's like a horror movie. Both are so gross. Yeah.
Especially for you. That's like a horror movie. Like both of them are ridiculous.
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Can I say neither? No. I don't. This is would you rather. No.
I would rather. Neither of these things are ever going to happen.
So just pick one. I would rather do neither.
Well, you have to pick one. No. I don't like those.
I don't care. I don't like tarantulas or snakes. I still picked one. I would...
I mean, I guess licking my hands based off what I touched. Ooh, okay.
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I guess. I mean, somebody blowing their nose in your hands. Yeah,
that's pretty gross. There's like substance there.
Yeah, but you wouldn't have to lick them afterward. You would just wash them.
Like imagine you're in the airport and you touch the railing on the walkway
thing. Yeah. And then you gotta lick it.
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Then you gotta lick it. Nope. I don't like it. Okay. All right.
All right. Oh, my next two are good.
Would you rather give up social media altogether or be an influencer?
Give up social media altogether. Yeah? Yeah. A couple years ago,
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I probably would have had a different answer.
But anytime I've given up social media, I've thoroughly enjoyed it, never missed it.
But you could also make a ton of money if you're
like if you're like a true influencer i mean people are getting real rich out
there influencing true but i don't know i would definitely give it up before
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doing that okay i have two good ones would you rather if i had a life-threatening job
or a totally time-consuming job what's
the question would you rather have me
have a dangerous life-threatening job
oh okay or a totally time-consuming job i guess dangerous yeah yeah because
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i'd rather spend more time with you yeah i would too i would pick that too yeah
because even if it's life-threatening you got to think most of the time you're not going to die Right.
But if all of your time is consumed by always being on your phone,
always working, never stopping, that would be horrible.
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Yeah, that's true. I hate that. I agree.
Okay. What's the other one? Oh, you want me to go twice? Yeah. Okay.
Would you rather I be best friends with my ex or your ex?
My ex. Really? Yeah. And like have your ex over, hanging out? Yep. All right. Yep.
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For sure. Okay. Why?
I don't know. I just didn't, I didn't know that you'd pick that.
What would you pick? If it were for the other way around? Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, I guess I'd rather you be best friends with my ex. So yeah, same thing.
Oh, see, I'm not crazy. No, I didn't say you were, but.
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All right, would you rather have been the oldest or youngest in your family?
You are the youngest. I am the youngest. I know, so what would you rather have?
I like being the youngest. Yeah, why?
Yeah, I don't know, I've never been the oldest, so I guess I can't really,
I don't know, you're the oldest, so would you have rather been the youngest?
No. Yeah. I guess not. I mean the
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youngest get like all the love and all
the sympathy and like kind of like yeah
just do whatever so oldest get like
a lot of responsibility so you would
have switched if you could have I'm not saying I would have switched but just
saying there's differences yeah I know I was the youngest okay would you rather
have six months of spring or six months of summer oh spring yeah oh yeah all
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right six months of spring or Or six months of fall. Fall.
Okay. I would have 12 months of fall. Yeah. I love fall.
Six months of winter or six months of summer.
Okay. Are we talking northern winter or southern winter? We live in Charlotte. So which one?
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Charlotte weather. Six months of winter, six months of summer.
Winter i don't sweat so being hot
is like so uncomfortable for me i hate
being hot i cannot ever cool off so i would take a a carolina summer or carolina
winter for six months those are mild and gorgeous some days you have 75 degrees
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true yeah okay would you rather do 200 push-ups or 300 sit-ups.
200 push-ups. Really? Yep. Oh my God, never. Why? I'm going sit-ups all day.
Yes. You'd love core though.
There's no way my chest or arms
can handle 200 push-ups. That's a lot of push-ups. Nah, it's not that bad.
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Okay. 200 sit-ups is a lot of sit-ups. It was actually 300, but.
Oh, well, whatever it said.
All right. All right, would you rather watch only scary movies or only rom-coms
for the rest of your life? Rom-coms? Yeah.
We never watch scary movies. I know, yeah.
Okay, would you, this is a good one too, although I know which one you would
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pick, but I would hate either of these.
Would you rather have to work out getting covered in other people's sweat or
clean the gym equipment with your tongue?
I was gonna answer it before you even finished it.
Until i went there until you went there yeah i'm not cleaning anything with my tongue so,
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i'll work out with other people's sweat i guess yeah that's
weird i know either of those is pretty where'd you find that
question did you like i come up with a lot of these once i started once i started
going what kind of gym do you go to the ideas kept flowing i have i've been
i have 55 would you rather questions first of all i've been to your gym i've
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even though we have a gym at home and I work out at home, I've gone to the gym
with you multiple times. Yeah.
Nobody's sweating on you. No. I'm not licking anybody's sweat up.
So where'd you come up with that one? I don't know. I'm just,
I don't like people's sweat.
I don't even like to look at your sweaty clothes. Well, we've heard about my sweaty clothes.
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I know, but I'm saying, not that I want to lick up your sweat either.
Both options are terrible.
I'll say that. You don't?
No. Okay. All right.
Would you rather be able to take back anything you say or listen in on every
conversation that's about you?
What was the first one? Take back? Take back or listen to. Any conversation.
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I would take back. I don't want to know what everybody's saying about me.
Yeah. That would just be like so hurtful and weird.
I don't want to, like what people say about you when you're not there,
in my opinion, is none of your business.
Okay. Because it only hurts. It never like, it's never good. It never helps. Got it.
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Okay. Would you rather have a 7 a.m. in-person meeting every day or a 5 p.m.
In-person meeting every day? 5 p.m.
Yeah? Yep. I'd go 7 a.m. Nope, not me.
Because 7 a.m. means I have to wake up at like 4 a.m. to work out,
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drive to work. You're thinking if you have a 7 a.m.
Meeting, then you'd probably be getting home earlier and you could work out then. True. No.
5 p.m. Okay. Would you rather be the smartest person in the room or the funniest person in the room?
Funniest? You'd rather be the smartest.
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You would. I like being smart. I know. I like being funny.
I've had to be the funnier person in the room more than I've been the smartest
person in the room my whole life, during my whole life. So I don't really.
People like funny. Smart can be like nerdy and annoying. Okay.
Thanks. I'm glad I support the family.
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I'm so smart. Well, I'm nerdy and annoying, apparently.
I know. Oh, my God. I know. All right. So speaking of nerdy and annoying,
would you rather be given a million dollars tomorrow?
So tomorrow you wake up, you got a million bucks. Okay. Or make $1,000 a day.
Nope. Forever. Forever.
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It's girl meth.
Or $10 million 10 years from now.
$10 million. Yeah. Yeah. Why? Because 10 years from now, I'd only be 52.
Like that million dollars is going quick. $10 million is going to set us up forever.
True. Definitely $10. You would too, right? Yeah. Yeah. For sure.
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Okay. Okay, would you rather never play cards again or never have a football Sunday?
Football Sunday. Yeah, me too. Yeah. I mean, I love football Sunday,
but- But we play cards all year. Yeah. All the time.
There's- Like we can play cards anywhere, everywhere, all the time.
I mean, there's 300 other days a year. Like people that don't play cards don't
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know what they're missing.
Yeah. Right? Yeah. Because I keep a pack of cards in my glove compartment of my car.
I keep a pack of cards in my purse. Of course, in my backpack when we're traveling,
because you can play cards anywhere, and there are so many games with one pack of cards. For sure.
Two people, four people, whatever. Whatever. Cards are amazing.
All right, go ahead. All right. Would you rather date your favorite celebrity
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or be best friends with them?
Best friends. Why? For sure. Yeah? Yeah. Who's your favorite celebrity?
Well, if I had to pick a celebrity to date,
it would be ryan reynolds but if i
was friends with him then i would be friends with him and blake
because that's his wife and that
would be awesome and supposedly they live in charlotte
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so that could happen jesus what where's that leave me well that's why me and
we're friends okay that's why me i'm not dating him i'd be friends with him
what would you do i don't know really no i'd i'd rather be friends with people
yeah i think it'd be fun to be like friends with you'd rather date
Megan Fox than be friends with like.
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I don't know. Not her, because obviously her, I feel like even I would probably
rather date than be friends with her.
But if you had a celebrity that you'd be friends with, who would it be?
Probably one of the guys from Smart List, I bet.
Yeah, they'd be fun. I like dishing out a lot of shit. Yeah,
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they're funny. Yeah. And dating doesn't mean that you're going to end up with them.
I'd hope not. We're married. no but i mean if you were dating like you said
dating a celebrity not like marry a celebrity i know so it could like not be
forever but if you're friends with them could be forever got it okay would let's
see let me go to a different page here because i hand wrote these okay.
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Hand wrote what year is this i like to hand write things you know that okay
would you rather is it 2024 yeah i like to i like handwriting would you rather argue
one once a day for 20 minutes
every day or have one
long argument a year
but the long argument would be like for
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a full 24 hours wait one
20 minute argument how long every single day no one
one long one long one yeah i would do for sure yeah i'd
rather just i mean it would suck to to argue for 24
hours straight but yeah at least you'd
be done with it i definitely don't want to argue every day no exactly
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okay go ahead you're up would you
rather have only used toothbrushes or
used underwear at your disposal for a week oh toothbrushes yeah yeah yeah probably
both are gross but i'm not putting on somebody else's used underwear no okay
road trip or backpack Backpack. We only have a couple minutes.
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Road trip. Really? I'd backpack. You want a backpack? I hate being in the car.
I get so angry on a road trip. I know, but if you backpack.
Then you're just exploring all the time on your feet, seeing things everywhere you go.
I know. So it brings back all the other things about used underwear and sweaty
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and showering and all the other things.
It doesn't mean that you wouldn't be near water.
You're not showering in the car either. there it all adds up i see okay so you
pick that one i would pick the other one this one i know we would pick opposites
also live near the beach or live near the mountains beach mountains for me i know 100 yep,
Okay, high-paying job you hate or low-paying job you love?
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Medium-paying job I'm okay about. Nope, not an option. Yeah,
middle ground. No, that's not the question, babe.
Would you rather high-paying job that you hate, low-paying job that you love?
Do I have to support everybody?
Stop overthinking it. Just answer the question. It has something to do with
the answer. No, just answer.
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High-paying job I hate. Ooh. I know.
I would go low-paying. I guess would you rather get rich
in a way that upsets your family or just make enough money to live just make
enough money to live yeah I don't want to upset the family yeah that could be
like if you were like an only fans yeah guy jeez you went there would you rather be attractive or funny.
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Funny yeah yeah me too everybody likes the more the funny person in the room
better than the hot all right so i got one similar would you rather never age
or never have to worry about money,
never have to worry about money yeah aging's fine
it's normal okay i'd rather never have to
worry about money would you yeah yeah okay would you rather be the sloppy drunk
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at one party or the only sober one at every party so like everybody's drunk
around you but you're always the only sober one i'd probably be the sloppy drunk
at one party yeah yeah because i want to
have fun i mean one
party i can like yeah one party you could be the sloppy one apologize for
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all the weird things all the
sloppiness yeah okay wait would
you rather have a job with only the same routine tasks every day or never know
what you're walking into b never know yeah me too yep all right do you have
one or you want me to keep going because i have a bunch Would you rather find
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meaning in religion or be comfortable with atheism?
Atheism, athe, athe, say it again. Say it again.
Atheism, is that right? Atheism, no. What is it? There's no N in that word. Okay, what is it?
Atheism. Atheism. Yes. I would go atheism. Okay, all right. I mean,
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it would be nice to find comfort.
Wait, what was it? Find comfort in religion? Yeah. Just comfort, or that's all you said?
Yeah. Or comfort in atheism? Yeah. Oh, then religion. Okay. You might as well be spiritual.
Okay would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout.
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Shout i like shouting or
only be able to shout you would shout like
in a meeting you would just shout it let's do
it instead of everyone always being like what yeah what
did you say change the surprise yeah okay
would you rather be able to fly or be invisible oh we're
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almost out of time oh we are i would rather come on quick fire because i have
a couple fly fly yeah flying would be fun yeah i think i would i could go anywhere
yeah sometimes you don't want to see the things you see if you were invisible
would you rather eat pizza for every meal or never eat pizza again?
Every meal. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Can't live without eating pizza ever again. It's so good. No way.
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Okay. You want to go racy real quick? Oh boy.
Don't get me in trouble. Okay. Would you rather lights on or lights off? On. Okay. I'm off.
Would you rather, we already did that one.
Would you rather give up kissing or give up hugging for the rest of your life? Hugging.
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Really? yeah oh my god i would never give up hugging i like to kiss you i know
but hugs i know but kisses you could never put your arms around me i know but
kisses would be so sad but kisses i know but most of the kisses are like quick
yeah but if i'm leaving in the morning i don't we don't,
hug like every morning when i'm leaving yeah it's usually like bye babe love
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you kiss yeah okay Okay, wait, let me go a couple of more quick ones. Hurry.
I barely touched this page. Would you rather have a job that allows you to travel
more or a job that you can do all of your work from home? Travel. Yeah, me too.
Would you, I know the answer to this already, stay in for every date or go out
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for every date? Stay in. Same.
Would you rather me be brutally honest but critical or lie to spare your feelings?
Brutally honest really yep oh my god lie to me all day wow don't hurt my feelings
nope tell me would you run rather run out of toilet paper every time you go or only be able to use,
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toilet paper to dry every time you shower.
So every time you go to the bathroom, you're out of toilet paper.
Or every time you shower, you have to dry with toilet paper, which is horrible.
I don't even know how to answer that. That's, I mean, I don't want to run out
of toilet paper. Well, you don't want to do either.
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That's not the, how many times do I have to go through this?
That's not the, just answer one.
I guess run out of toilet paper. Yeah, I would too. Could you imagine drying
your body with toilet paper? No way. Okay.
This was fun for us. I hope it was fun for everybody else. It might have been really boring.
For everybody but I thought it was funny maybe you can take some of these questions
back to your own relationship yeah or maybe we can put out like some,
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like this or that on social media and see what other people would pick yeah
it would be funny to know what other people do it would okay this is fun follow us,
follow the podcast follow the social medias we have to go it's gonna run out love you bye bye.
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