The 10 Funniest Holiday Songs

Dave and Milt count down the top 10 funniest holiday songs of all time. They discuss everything from classic hits like 'Father Christmas' by The Kinks to hilarious tracks like 'Santa's Penis' by The Resignios. With a mix of insightful commentary and humorous banter, the duo also feature iconic sketches from 'SNL' and wacky holiday tunes. A special holiday-themed song from the hosts wraps up the episode. This light-hearted journey through humorous holiday music is sure to bring some laughter to your festive season.

 

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00:00 Introduction and Holiday Spirit

00:38 Christmas and Hanukkah Alignment

01:48 Avoiding 'Last Christmas' by Wham!

02:54 Top 10 Funniest Holiday Songs Countdown Begins

04:56 Number 10: The Grinch Song Uncensored

08:20 Number 9: SNL's I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

13:32 Number 8: SNL's Christmas Time is Here

17:36 Number 7: Adam Sandler's Hanukkah Song

21:21 Number 6: All Time Low's Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass

25:52 Number 5: The Kinks' Father Christmas

26:26 Hilarious Christmas Song Picks

28:21 Muppets and Christmas Classics

30:40 SNL's Christmas Time for the Jews

34:50 Bob and Doug McKenzie's 12 Days of Christmas

37:33 Funny Christmas Songs Recap

47:41 Holiday Song from the Hosts

50:29 Final Thoughts and Holiday Wishes

THE RANKINGS

1 Santa's Penis The Rescignos https://youtu.be/qQPurmBvBkE?si=lIugAAk0-VW4HfGF&t=45 2 12 Days of XMas Bob n Doug https://youtu.be/1DTwLqR071M?si=1chi9XFndrzpUQsO 3 Christmastime for the Jews SNL https://youtu.be/BGzO1ghRKp4?si=YM2uV2SFqOtL5S6e 4 Ringing of the Bells Muppets https://youtu.be/ysIzPF3BfpQ 5 Father Christmas The Kinks https://youtu.be/8355kIB5x14?si=a8bUcqq-z9Huso2R 6 Merry XMas, Kiss My Ass All Time Low https://youtu.be/o0xYkwTC2ug?si=5HIqyr1hvPalNGz6 7 Adam Sandler Hannukah Song https://youtu.be/KX5Z-HpHH9g?si=pnBNVPaSlJVyqThY 8 I Wish It Was Christmas Today SNL https://youtu.be/jDdSQlCbJ90?si=0yzotIK3be2YYYXg 9 I Saw Mommy ... SNL (Cecily Strong/ScarJo) https://youtu.be/g4vktLutpiY?si=jI0yWLgOC8llnqK4 10 The Grinch Song Uncensored Wizards with Guns https://youtu.be/nQLJNCDa4GA?si=qB41fKq5NyslBTux 11 All I Really Want for XMas Family Guy https://youtu.be/aa22MBGkl9o?si=rzQMQHrdm5DsY-1G 12 This Christmas Turkey Sucks Leroy "Smoky Gravy" Jenkins https://youtu.be/cv5p1aHG2-M?si=kqTnH_gcICWENYiB 13 The Season's upon us Dropkick Murphys https://youtu.be/gxYZRAowdzc?si=9Nl7y4rj5Xy7FpFi 14 I want a hippopotamus... Gayla Peevey https://youtu.be/vsvOrtcrA5c 15 Santa's my boyfriend SNL https://youtu.be/15bu0OJlM0M?si=Gn8S3xd_mFXyHral&t=296 16 Can I interest you in Hanukah Stewart/Colbert https://youtu.be/3GsJe_vh7T0?si=r_GKFqLuICfWc4Xq 17 You're Too Fat (To Dress Up As Santa) Marvin "Chunky" Chestnut & The Jingle Belles. https://youtu.be/A9r61IYgjLc?si=V1lS_eNvRzPNVQuB 18 Steel Panther The Stocking Song https://youtu.be/KmjHevZOC90?si=guXgkn-FyXNZiVsa 19 Strangest Christmas Yet Steve Martin and the Steep Canyon Rangers - https://youtu.be/GykTOYj5AUs?si=qJByhgEpnyjR6MGK 20 Give the Jew Girls Toys Sara Silverman https://youtu.be/3gRGMOhslq0 21 Funky XMas Snoop Dogg https://youtu.be/WxSuAL7jFBg?si=j5tJub7gOT-qYPPM