March 24, 2025 • 32 mins
For at least half a century physicists have been searching for a unifying theory of everything. An equation that will explain the entire universe in a single equation. What I'm willing to go on the record to call a noble pursuit but a fool's errand nonetheless.
For too long I have sat on the sidelines and let the greatest minds flounder in vain. No longer. My silence on the subject is ending. Today I take charge of the ship and steer it back on the right course.
I am excited to announce that I have discovered the evasive unifying theory of black holes and popcorn. By putting forward my own research, I believe this will help advance the expedition to better understand the cosmos, but more importantly, ourselves. Join me on today's episode of Revelization as we explore everything from deep space to the deep recesses of the human psyche. Thanks for listening.
Sources
Book I used as a source for gravity and relativity
https://www.amazon.com/Seven-Brief-Lessons-Physics-Rovelli/dp/0399184414
Popcorn popping in slow motion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok9qdHZcVIA
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Hi everyone, welcome to Revelizations.
I'm your host, Brian James.
I'm excited to present you with this episode.
I'm usually pretty excited to release every episode.
However, this particular episode of Revelizations has special meaning to me.
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This revelization is what actually inspired the format of my podcast.
A podcast where not only do I have episodes having conversations with people for their
insight, but also where I have episodes where I offer some of my own insights, which if
I've been too subtle, I call revelizations.
This revelization may be a tad familiar if you listen to my first five episodes.
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I originally wrote this, well the second half of this episode, more than a year and a half
before I started writing any of the first five episodes of this podcast, back in July
of 2021.
If you repeat something, saying the same thing over and over again, you run the risk that
what is said becomes white noise.
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The significance can get diluted.
On the same side of that coin, there is a marketing strategy that says in order to convert
a prospective customer to a paying customer, you need a minimum of 6-12 touchpoints, meaning
the person needs to interact with your product in some form or fashion whether that is by
seeing the product in commercials, in stores, in another person's possession, and so on,
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somewhere between 6-12 times before that person becomes a user of the services or product
you are selling.
That's more of what I'd like for you to get out of the show.
Not that you would purchase anything I'm selling, even though my advertisers would
really appreciate it.
Rather, the message breaks through.
I wrote this in a particularly hopeless season of my life.
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In April of 2021, my wife and I moved from California to Idaho.
We were optimistic we could buy a house and plant some roots in a beautiful area that
was more affordable.
Unfortunately, a lot of people moved to Idaho that same time with the same idea, consequently
pricing us out of the market almost immediately.
Some of you may be thinking that we were part of the national housing problem.
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Stupid Californians taking your stupid home equity with your stupid avocado toast and
stupid non-HGMO cars buying up all the houses, raising housing prices for the rest of the
country.
You're partially right.
We do enjoy our avocado toast.
However, we rented the whole time we were in California.
We could never afford to buy a house, which was part of the impetus for us moving to a
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more affordable area.
Rest assured, if we did have California home equity, we would have no problem being part
of the affordable housing problem, but alas, we are nomads looking for a place to plant
our roots.
This may not come as a shock to you if you've listened to my first few episodes.
Housing was a small, more than likely insignificant factor to my hopelessness.
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My hopelessness was stemming from my job.
The very same delivery job, or I would have been so lucky for it to be the same delivery
job.
I guess, better the enemy you know than the enemy you don't is a good idiom for this
situation.
I transferred with the same company to another station, except I was transferring under false
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pretenses.
The manager that I was working for in Idaho outright lied to me.
His station was severely short-staffed, which to him justified a little fibbing.
He told me I would be working a set delivery route, meaning delivering to the same area
every day, which is important for a couple of reasons.
I was new to the area, so I was completely unfamiliar with it.
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Delivering to the same area every day would help me get acclimated faster since I wouldn't
have to continuously learn a new area.
Then the second reason is because drivers who deliver to different areas every day make
more money than drivers who have the same delivery route every day.
Extra compensation for extra area knowledge and stress.
This turned out not to be the case.
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Every day I showed up, for about half a year, I never knew what area I was delivering to.
More often than not, I would have to hunt down the manager just to ask him what area
was I delivering to that day.
Then there would be a mad rush to find a vehicle and do all the things a delivery driver needs
to do before leaving the station.
At least they got a little extra money though, right?
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Nope.
I was never compensated for the job I was doing, just the job the Idaho manager said I would
be doing before I moved, which I can't fault the manager too much because that was more
of the company's practice.
There were also a lot more things like that revolving around the job where I was completely
duped by the manager, but I don't want this to turn into, let me count the ways I've been
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wronged, unless that's what you want.
Is it?
Okay, cool.
So yeah, and then the manager also told me, eh, maybe another time.
Some common advice given to writers is to write what you know.
What I say in this episode, it wasn't something I knew, it was something I needed to know.
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It's a message that I want you all to know.
Something I think also worth noting is I'm not someone who writes down their thoughts
in journals or even as a courtesy for my future therapist.
There was literally no precedent or even reason for me to write down this revelization because
Revelizations wasn't a thing that materialized yet.
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I simply wrote this thought down because I was so inspired by what was happening around
me.
I hope in some way I'm able to stir something in you as well.
Thanks for listening.
Have you played the association game?
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The rules are simple.
It takes at least two people.
One person gives a word prompt, and the other person responds by saying the first word they
think of when hearing the prompt.
I played it with my wife not too long ago, and here are the results.
Movie.
Top Gun.
Song.
Uh, Hillsong.
Pet.
Sibby.
TV show.
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Schitt's Creek.
Technology.
Hate it.
Crush.
Uh, Bloonsie.
Physicist.
Mmm, Oppenheimer.
I didn't say this to her after we recorded that, but I think there was a little pandering
to the judge going on.
Bloonsie is a nickname my wife gave me.
If she's playing the association game with someone else, I think Crush has a different
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answer.
Perhaps a certain Jason Momoa or Matthew McConaughey would be mentioned.
Now that you know the rules of the game, let's play.
Movie.
Song.
Pet.
TV show.
Technology.
Crush.
Physicist.
What's fun about this game is that there typically aren't wrong answers.
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Except this time there is.
Because I am using one of those prompts as a segue.
Can you guess which prompt I'm going to use as a transition?
I'll give you a hint.
One of those prompts has something to do with this episode's title.
I'll give you a couple seconds.
One Mississippi.
Two Mississippi.
If you said Physicist, then congratulations, you're right.
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Good job.
If you didn't say Physicist, good news.
You can rewind this podcast 15 seconds, wait for me to ask the question, and respond with
Physicist and then you get to hear me give you that attaboy.
Alright, that concludes today's interactive segment of Revelizations.
So if Oppenheimer isn't the right answer and using my mind reading powers some of the other
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answers given, Sir Isaac Newton, Einstein, a few of you piggybacking off my wife's answer
of Oppenheimer, Hawking, Fermi, or Schrödinger, then what is the right answer?
Hercules, of course.
If you've heard of Hercules, you may be familiar with what made him one of the most popular
characters in Greek mythology.
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Super Strength, being one of the many illegitimate children of the perpetually promiscuous leader
of the Greek pantheon, God of Lightning, Zeus.
Being stricken temporarily insane by Zeus' jealous and vengeful sister-wife, Hera.
Yes, Zeus and Hera are siblings, but let's leave that Pandora's box closed for now.
In that, Hera inspired madness, killing his own wife and children, then tasked with twelve
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labors as penance for his whoopsie daisy.
Which I think we can all agree wasn't fair for Hercules to be punished for something
that God's inflicted on him.
But that is a common, reoccurring theme in Greek mythology.
The gods act, people suffer, and then the people need to clean up after the gods.
Apparently, naming your illegitimate child Hercules, or Heracles, as the Greeks say,
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meaning Glory of Hera, after your spiteful sister-wife, isn't enough to quell her rage.
Out of all those choices, we are going to be focusing on Hercules' quest for redemption.
Specifically, one of his twelve labors.
Hercules was tasked with defeating a monster called a Hydra.
What was particularly challenging about killing the Hydra was its ability to regenerate.
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Typically, when you cut off the head of anything, that's the end of the story.
Happily ever after for everyone, except for the decapitated.
The Hydra wasn't so accommodating.
When Hercules cut off one head, two others grew in its place.
I imagine you're finding yourself a little embarrassed now that you can miss the obvious
association between Hercules and Physicist.
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An association as common as peanut butter and gelato.
Like Hercules, physicists are tasked with an impossible labor.
Bestowed to them by their fellow man and their own curiosity, their endeavor is to understand
the natural world around us all.
To find order in the chaos.
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From the smallest known subatomic particles like quarks and leptons, to the largest structure
in the known universe, the Hercules-Coronaborealis Great Wall, a structure ten billion light
years from Earth that would then take ten billion more light years to get from one end
to the other.
No, I didn't just throw Hercules' name in there for continuity.
That is the real name of a real big concentration of galaxies.
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Those words I just said, leptons, quarks, borealis, those are words that I'm repeating
from the internet.
Words that I have no real true understanding of.
My mind can't grasp the distance of a light year, let alone 9,999,999,999 more light years
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on top of that.
My mind can't comprehend that everything I see is made up of atoms.
That atoms are composed of even smaller particulates called subatomic particles.
As far as quantum physics can explain, that subatomic particles exist, but only sometimes.
These subatomic particles pop in and out of existence, like whenever they are observed
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or colliding with other subatomic particles.
These are words that I know their meaning in isolation because they are English words.
Strung together in a sentence, it's like someone is speaking Greek to me.
Physicists, on the other hand, do understand, and what they don't understand, they're trying
to figure out.
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Like Hercules in the Hydra, when one head is chopped off, two other grow in its place,
so it is the same with questions and answers with physicists.
When one question is answered, many other fill its place.
When Sir Isaac Newton noticed the apple fall from the tree to the ground, he asked,
Hey, can I have that apple?
With no one around to answer, he snatched up the apple under the law of finders keepers
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and began walking home.
While enjoying his fruitful bounty, like the apple struck the ground, Newton was struck
with another question.
Why did the apple fall straight down?
Not sideways or up to the sky.
Are objects merely trying to get to the center of the universe as the wisdom of the time
asserted?
Eventually, these musings led him to establish the law of universal gravitation.
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This idea that bodies of mass are attracted to one another through a force called gravity.
This was a revolutionary breakthrough because it not only described the motion of objects
on Earth, but the entire universe.
This law of gravity explained how planets stay up in the heavens and why they have the
orbital patterns that they have.
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One massive breakthrough which spawned a bigger question.
How was this force of gravity exhorting itself between two objects without anything between
them?
A question that remained unanswered for a couple hundred years until Albert Einstein
burst onto the scene in the early 1900s.
Now I'm not going to go into a lot of detail about Einstein's theory of relativity, just
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as much as it pertains to this episode.
Because the more I talk about it, the more you'll realize, the less I know.
If Sir Isaac Newton's breakthrough was revolutionary, then Albert Einstein's theory of general
relativity was paradigm shifting.
Einstein's theory answered Newton's lingering question of how gravity works by completely
reimagining the structure and composition of the universe.
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Einstein asserted, just like how there is an electromagnetic field diffused throughout
There too is a gravitational field.
So instead of gravity being a force between bodies of mass, gravity was a part of the
fabric of space itself.
This will be a major oversimplification, and perhaps even wrong, but this is how I conceptualize
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what Einstein's theory means when it comes to gravity.
Picture yourself in a room.
There is nothing in that room except you and a sheet, the type of sheet that you would
put on a bed.
The sheet is suspended in midair by four strings attached to the four corners of the sheet,
and then those strings are anchored into the wall.
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Now you take a bowling ball and place it on the sheet.
What happens?
The sheet dips and curves where the bowling ball was placed.
Then if you were to place other lighter balls in various places at the edge of the dip caused
by the bowling ball, those other balls would fall into the bowling ball.
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The sheet is space.
The bowling ball is a star, and the other balls are planets and celestial bodies.
Now picture a marble in a funnel.
How does the marble travel in a funnel?
It goes around and around because the walls are curved.
There isn't a special force at the center of the funnel causing the marble to spin or
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fall.
It falls to the center because objects fall.
That's our solar system.
Planets spin in orbit around the sun.
The sun bends space around itself and creates a funnel, so the planets spin and things fall
because space curves.
When Einstein published his work on relativity, there were many new claims he was making.
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One such claim was him predicting that the mass of the sun causes light to deviate from
its normal linear trajectory due to the sun's own severe gravity, meaning that the mass
of the sun would cause light to bend and curve, further postulating that if an object had
enough mass that the gravity would be so strong around it, nothing could escape its
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pull, even light.
His theory of general relativity put forth the possibility of black holes.
He didn't call them black holes.
He called them Schwarzschild singularities, after a student of his called Schwarzschild.
He did the math proof proving an object of infinite density where nothing, including
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light, could escape its gravitational field.
Einstein believed that Schwarzschild singularities were more of a mathematical curiosity than
an actual physical phenomena of the universe, going so far as to even publish a paper in
1939 arguing against their existence, which, as a small side note, if even Albert Einstein
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gets things wrong occasionally, then maybe go easy on friends and family when they get
it wrong, and yourself too for that matter.
It wasn't until 1967 that Einstein's Schwarzschild singularities got an official name rebrand
by an American astronaut, John Archibald Wheeler, which thank goodness because I'm pretty sure
I said Schwarzschild wrong every time I said it.
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Then it wasn't until the 70s when the first black hole was conclusively observed.
That's about a decade and a half after Einstein's death.
This answers the question, do black holes exist?
Which begs the question, what are their properties?
Questions answered and questions created.
I could very easily dedicate my entire podcast pursuing these answers.
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After all, lives are dedicated to answering these questions.
Maybe I would too if I could even remotely grasp anything I just said over the last few
minutes.
Still, there is one last question I would like to answer, and that is, what do black
holes and popcorn have to do with one another?
As I expertly just laid out, Albert Einstein made some claims about how objects with enough
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mass could bend light, theoretically meaning that observers of a black hole could see light
being reflected from the back of a black hole due to its warping space, bending light, and
twisting magnetic fields around itself.
This description of the back of a black hole was really confusing to me the first many
times I encountered it.
I originally thought observers were seeing light inside of the black hole for the first
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time, which wouldn't make sense because if you could see light inside a black hole, it
wouldn't be a black hole, it would be a dimly lit hole.
Not as catchy.
When it says back of the black hole, it means it as the opposite side of the black hole
from the observer's perspective.
Think of the moon.
We see one side of the moon.
To us, in our perspective, that is the front of the moon.
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If we were on Mars, looking at the moon, we would be looking at parts of what would be
considered the back of the moon from Earth's perspective.
Some might say it's relative.
To bring it back to black holes, in July of 2021, researchers, for the first time, observed
light from behind the black hole just as Einstein theorized would be possible more than a hundred
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years ago due to the strong gravity of the black hole.
I don't think I need to do any further convincing that I'm a lay person, at best.
To think about space and its composition for more than five seconds fills me with an ominous
dread.
You know that feeling that you get when you try to think of existence before the universe?
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The Big Bang happened, but what was there before the Big Bang?
Was it just nothing?
How did something happen from nothing?
How is something that literally makes up our existence, our entire everything, cannot be
there one millisecond, then the next, a huge burst of energy traveling outward to the infinite?
Did time even exist before the Big Bang?
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Was there a need for time if there was nothing there to experience time?
What is beyond the reach of the explosion of the Big Bang?
What is the energy from the Big Bang expanding into?
And the only thing I receive from all those questions is insanity beckoning me over to
its side of the fence.
Perhaps the lobotomy doesn't sound so off-putting after all.
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Once the rocking knee-hugging episode subsides, I remember I had a point.
Black holes.
We live in a reality where black holes are structures in space that eviscerate the very
laws of nature that we are beholden to, and we readily accept this.
There are observable points in the infinite expanse of our universe where the gravitational
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pull is so strong that not only is light subject to its absolute power, but time itself.
Einstein's theory of relativity states that time is said to stop in a black hole.
How is that even possible?
Black holes, a structure that we can witness in space that is experiencing time, at least
on the outside since we can see it and we are in the realm of time, can then have its
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own internal ecosystem of sorts where light and time are subdued.
Hold on Jeff, hold that ice pick out and I'll just run into it nose first performing my
own lobotomy.
Jeff is my personal tour guide to insanity.
I can't ever make out exactly what he's saying through all the excited delirium screams,
but it's that kind of enthusiasm that makes me think he's on to something.
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Okay, so we've established two things.
The first, I'm grasping at straws trying to explain physics principles.
Simultaneously, probably putting barbershops out of business as physicists around the world
yank out their hair in complete rage as I butcher the explanation of black holes and
relativity.
We live in a universe where black holes are a fact.
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Not only are they a fact, but they are a fact that we accept as somewhat common knowledge.
I was sitting in my office catching up on reading all the scientific journals that I
subscribed to when I happened to cross this particular article about scientists observing
light from the back of a black hole.
The article snowballed my thoughts, leading me to the conclusion that if we live in a
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universe where black holes are real, then why can't we live in a universe where we
can be happy and pursue what fulfills us?
We live in an infinite universe, a universe where the very possibility of life is microscopic,
yet we exist.
In this infinite universe, with infinite possibilities, why can't one of those possibilities
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be that you're truly happy?
I finished reading the article, flushed, and washed my hands.
It's remarkable how my office shares a striking resemblance to a bathroom, and the journals
have an uncanny closeness to People Magazine and E! News.
Let's not linger there too long, though.
There is something about the profundity of that article and my complete inability to
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digest anything substantial that led me to the thought of, oh yeah, black holes are a
thing.
And further, oh wow, black holes are a really crazy thing that no one completely understands.
Except for me, obviously.
So if the incomprehensibility of black holes can be accepted to whatever degree that they
are accepted, then why is it so hard for us to accept that we can be happy and fulfilled
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too?
I made popcorn tonight.
It's as delicious as it is frustrating.
I'm currently batting a hundred.
A thousand?
I don't know.
But whatever the perfect batting average is, that's my record for being tricked by popcorn.
The belief that it's going to be a delicious treat and the only outcome for my eating the
popcorn is satiety.
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Untrue.
Rather, I sit down, scarf the first handful down, and find that every tooth cleavage is
so jam-packed full of popcorn holes that I need military-grade cable wiring to undo
the mistake I just made.
To add insult to injury, the almost invisible layer between where my gum ends and the tooth
protrudes from now has popcorn holes sticking out like welcome mats to misery.
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Each time, like a drunk waking up in a stupor to the worst hangover, I swear off the origin
of my agony, and this time I mean it.
Alas, evening arrives and the popcorn siren sings her song.
I'm only human and who am I to not dance the dance of popcorn when Lady Popcorn Siren
says dance?
The most recent popcorn hole eviction led me to this thought.
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I wonder what a popcorn kernel looks like when it sheds its whole of youth to drape
itself in full popcorn puff glory.
I bet that I can go to YouTube and find a high-speed camera video of a popcorn kernel
blossoming into a billowy piece of popcorn.
There has to be at least one person out there that bought a high-speed camera costing thousands
of dollars, filmed a piece of popcorn cooking, and plastered it on YouTube.
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Then it dawned on me, not only did someone want to do that niche act, they then followed
through with it.
I'm not great at math.
I'm not even okay at math, but somehow the equation of black holes plus popcorn equals
pursue your dreams.
I've checked and rechecked the work.
At one point, I even went to a university where I had a professor verify the results
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of my equation.
He ultimately came to the same conclusion.
However, he did word it a tad differently, something along the lines of, if you keep
coming back here asking me to prove your unifying theory of popcorn and black holes, I'm gonna
call the cops, which we can all agree is basically the same thing.
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There are a million reasons to not do something.
Perhaps filming popcorn using high-speed cameras is your dream.
You go on YouTube to find that the platform is oversaturated with those videos.
That's okay, because maybe then that leads you to your one true passion, cooking popcorn
and butter and filming the beautiful fireworks show that explodes from the kernel as the
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metamorphosis from kernel to popcorn takes place.
Or maybe you're a purist and you think popcorn is sexy enough by itself.
It doesn't need to be overly glamorized with butter.
Then you're right too, because you're a whole different person and you have a unique
story to tell with your kernel.
You're gonna capture a moment in time that would otherwise be forgotten.
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That alone is worthwhile and of itself.
Descartes as a philosopher, he mostly focused on reality and if what we are experiencing
is true.
Throughout his reflections he concluded famously, I think, therefore I am.
To stand on the shoulders of his shrewd observation, I offer another insight.
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I think, therefore I should act.
The qualifier of should is important.
According to Descartes' philosophy, the sole act of you being able to think transports
you from the realm of ethereal to substance.
Pursue what you want to pursue for no other reason than it is something you think about.
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It is your thought and you should provide it with the courtesy of bringing it to life.
Take an idea that is nothing but electrical signals ping-ponging back and forth in your
brain and thrust it to the state of tangibility.
This isn't a super niche revelization curated specifically for the aspiring popcorn videographers
of YouTube.
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To borrow some of my own words from episode 5 of my podcast, don't limit the scope of
this revelization to make it so it doesn't apply to you.
No matter what your passion is, you owe it to yourself, at the very least, to look into
what a life could look like with you more fulfilled at the end of each day.
If you have a desire for more, for improvement, for a life not to be defined by hopelessness,
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then find your black holes in popcorn epiphany.
If you want a new job but don't know if anyone will hire you, if you want that promotion
but are scared because you've never had that much responsibility, if you want to talk to
that sexy individual that you've had your eye on for a while but you're afraid they're
out of your league, if you want to go back to school but you'll be older than everyone
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else, if you want to start a business but aren't sure if you'll succeed, if you want
to go to therapy but are afraid what people around you will think of you, if you want
to have that hard conversation with someone but are afraid of how they'll react, if you
want to start a new hobby but are afraid of looking stupid, if you want to lose weight
but you're afraid to go to the gym, if you want to move somewhere new but are afraid
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because you won't know anyone where you're going, if you want to film popcorn in slow
motion and put it on YouTube but someone already beat you to it, if you want to put your voice
out there but you're afraid you'll be more white noise, if you want more but don't know
where to start, grab some popcorn and look up into space at the infinite and realize
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you have infinite possibilities right where you are.
Maybe you feel like your life is a supermassive black hole where time is frozen and light
evaporates into a void.
Let me encourage you, if even a black hole can't extinguish all the light in the universe
then there is still light to be found in your life.
Thanks for listening.
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and the next thing I knew, I'm limping out of the van with some new custom toe jewelry.
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when I travel.
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Hi everyone, welcome to Revelizations.
I'm your host, Brian James.
I'm excited to present you with this episode.
I'm usually pretty excited to release every episode.
However, this particular episode of Revelizations has special meaning to me.
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This revelization is what actually inspired the format of my podcast.
A podcast where not only do I have episodes having conversations with people for their
insight, but also where I have episodes where I offer some of my own insights, which if
I've been too subtle, I call revelizations.
This revelization may be a tad familiar if you listen to my first five episodes.
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I originally wrote this, well the second half of this episode, more than a year and a half
before I started writing any of the first five episodes of this podcast, back in July
of 2021.
If you repeat something, saying the same thing over and over again, you run the risk that
what is said becomes white noise.
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The significance can get diluted.
On the same side of that coin, there is a marketing strategy that says in order to convert
a prospective customer to a paying customer, you need a minimum of 6-12 touchpoints, meaning
the person needs to interact with your product in some form or fashion whether that is by
seeing the product in commercials, in stores, in another person's possession, and so on,
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somewhere between 6-12 times before that person becomes a user of the services or product
you are selling.
That's more of what I'd like for you to get out of the show.
Not that you would purchase anything I'm selling, even though my advertisers would
really appreciate it.
Rather, the message breaks through.
I wrote this in a particularly hopeless season of my life.
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In April of 2021, my wife and I moved from California to Idaho.
We were optimistic we could buy a house and plant some roots in a beautiful area that
was more affordable.
Unfortunately, a lot of people moved to Idaho that same time with the same idea, consequently
pricing us out of the market almost immediately.
Some of you may be thinking that we were part of the national housing problem.
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Stupid Californians taking your stupid home equity with your stupid avocado toast and
stupid non-HGMO cars buying up all the houses, raising housing prices for the rest of the
country.
You're partially right.
We do enjoy our avocado toast.
However, we rented the whole time we were in California.
We could never afford to buy a house, which was part of the impetus for us moving to a
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more affordable area.
Rest assured, if we did have California home equity, we would have no problem being part
of the affordable housing problem, but alas, we are nomads looking for a place to plant
our roots.
This may not come as a shock to you if you've listened to my first few episodes.
Housing was a small, more than likely insignificant factor to my hopelessness.
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My hopelessness was stemming from my job.
The very same delivery job, or I would have been so lucky for it to be the same delivery
job.
I guess, better the enemy you know than the enemy you don't is a good idiom for this
situation.
I transferred with the same company to another station, except I was transferring under false
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pretenses.
The manager that I was working for in Idaho outright lied to me.
His station was severely short-staffed, which to him justified a little fibbing.
He told me I would be working a set delivery route, meaning delivering to the same area
every day, which is important for a couple of reasons.
I was new to the area, so I was completely unfamiliar with it.
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Delivering to the same area every day would help me get acclimated faster since I wouldn't
have to continuously learn a new area.
Then the second reason is because drivers who deliver to different areas every day make
more money than drivers who have the same delivery route every day.
Extra compensation for extra area knowledge and stress.
This turned out not to be the case.
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Every day I showed up, for about half a year, I never knew what area I was delivering to.
More often than not, I would have to hunt down the manager just to ask him what area
was I delivering to that day.
Then there would be a mad rush to find a vehicle and do all the things a delivery driver needs
to do before leaving the station.
At least they got a little extra money though, right?
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Nope.
I was never compensated for the job I was doing, just the job the Idaho manager said I would
be doing before I moved, which I can't fault the manager too much because that was more
of the company's practice.
There were also a lot more things like that revolving around the job where I was completely
duped by the manager, but I don't want this to turn into, let me count the ways I've been
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wronged, unless that's what you want.
Is it?
Okay, cool.
So yeah, and then the manager also told me, eh, maybe another time.
Some common advice given to writers is to write what you know.
What I say in this episode, it wasn't something I knew, it was something I needed to know.
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It's a message that I want you all to know.
Something I think also worth noting is I'm not someone who writes down their thoughts
in journals or even as a courtesy for my future therapist.
There was literally no precedent or even reason for me to write down this revelization because
Revelizations wasn't a thing that materialized yet.
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I simply wrote this thought down because I was so inspired by what was happening around
me.
I hope in some way I'm able to stir something in you as well.
Thanks for listening.
Have you played the association game?
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The rules are simple.
It takes at least two people.
One person gives a word prompt, and the other person responds by saying the first word they
think of when hearing the prompt.
I played it with my wife not too long ago, and here are the results.
Movie.
Top Gun.
Song.
Uh, Hillsong.
Pet.
Sibby.
TV show.
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Schitt's Creek.
Technology.
Hate it.
Crush.
Uh, Bloonsie.
Physicist.
Mmm, Oppenheimer.
I didn't say this to her after we recorded that, but I think there was a little pandering
to the judge going on.
Bloonsie is a nickname my wife gave me.
If she's playing the association game with someone else, I think Crush has a different
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answer.
Perhaps a certain Jason Momoa or Matthew McConaughey would be mentioned.
Now that you know the rules of the game, let's play.
Movie.
Song.
Pet.
TV show.
Technology.
Crush.
Physicist.
What's fun about this game is that there typically aren't wrong answers.
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Except this time there is.
Because I am using one of those prompts as a segue.
Can you guess which prompt I'm going to use as a transition?
I'll give you a hint.
One of those prompts has something to do with this episode's title.
I'll give you a couple seconds.
One Mississippi.
Two Mississippi.
If you said Physicist, then congratulations, you're right.
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Good job.
If you didn't say Physicist, good news.
You can rewind this podcast 15 seconds, wait for me to ask the question, and respond with
Physicist and then you get to hear me give you that attaboy.
Alright, that concludes today's interactive segment of Revelizations.
So if Oppenheimer isn't the right answer and using my mind reading powers some of the other
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answers given, Sir Isaac Newton, Einstein, a few of you piggybacking off my wife's answer
of Oppenheimer, Hawking, Fermi, or Schrödinger, then what is the right answer?
Hercules, of course.
If you've heard of Hercules, you may be familiar with what made him one of the most popular
characters in Greek mythology.
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Super Strength, being one of the many illegitimate children of the perpetually promiscuous leader
of the Greek pantheon, God of Lightning, Zeus.
Being stricken temporarily insane by Zeus' jealous and vengeful sister-wife, Hera.
Yes, Zeus and Hera are siblings, but let's leave that Pandora's box closed for now.
In that, Hera inspired madness, killing his own wife and children, then tasked with twelve
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labors as penance for his whoopsie daisy.
Which I think we can all agree wasn't fair for Hercules to be punished for something
that God's inflicted on him.
But that is a common, reoccurring theme in Greek mythology.
The gods act, people suffer, and then the people need to clean up after the gods.
Apparently, naming your illegitimate child Hercules, or Heracles, as the Greeks say,
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meaning Glory of Hera, after your spiteful sister-wife, isn't enough to quell her rage.
Out of all those choices, we are going to be focusing on Hercules' quest for redemption.
Specifically, one of his twelve labors.
Hercules was tasked with defeating a monster called a Hydra.
What was particularly challenging about killing the Hydra was its ability to regenerate.
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Typically, when you cut off the head of anything, that's the end of the story.
Happily ever after for everyone, except for the decapitated.
The Hydra wasn't so accommodating.
When Hercules cut off one head, two others grew in its place.
I imagine you're finding yourself a little embarrassed now that you can miss the obvious
association between Hercules and Physicist.
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An association as common as peanut butter and gelato.
Like Hercules, physicists are tasked with an impossible labor.
Bestowed to them by their fellow man and their own curiosity, their endeavor is to understand
the natural world around us all.
To find order in the chaos.
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From the smallest known subatomic particles like quarks and leptons, to the largest structure
in the known universe, the Hercules-Coronaborealis Great Wall, a structure ten billion light
years from Earth that would then take ten billion more light years to get from one end
to the other.
No, I didn't just throw Hercules' name in there for continuity.
That is the real name of a real big concentration of galaxies.
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Those words I just said, leptons, quarks, borealis, those are words that I'm repeating
from the internet.
Words that I have no real true understanding of.
My mind can't grasp the distance of a light year, let alone 9,999,999,999 more light years
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on top of that.
My mind can't comprehend that everything I see is made up of atoms.
That atoms are composed of even smaller particulates called subatomic particles.
As far as quantum physics can explain, that subatomic particles exist, but only sometimes.
These subatomic particles pop in and out of existence, like whenever they are observed
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or colliding with other subatomic particles.
These are words that I know their meaning in isolation because they are English words.
Strung together in a sentence, it's like someone is speaking Greek to me.
Physicists, on the other hand, do understand, and what they don't understand, they're trying
to figure out.
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Like Hercules in the Hydra, when one head is chopped off, two other grow in its place,
so it is the same with questions and answers with physicists.
When one question is answered, many other fill its place.
When Sir Isaac Newton noticed the apple fall from the tree to the ground, he asked,
Hey, can I have that apple?
With no one around to answer, he snatched up the apple under the law of finders keepers
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and began walking home.
While enjoying his fruitful bounty, like the apple struck the ground, Newton was struck
with another question.
Why did the apple fall straight down?
Not sideways or up to the sky.
Are objects merely trying to get to the center of the universe as the wisdom of the time
asserted?
Eventually, these musings led him to establish the law of universal gravitation.
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This idea that bodies of mass are attracted to one another through a force called gravity.
This was a revolutionary breakthrough because it not only described the motion of objects
on Earth, but the entire universe.
This law of gravity explained how planets stay up in the heavens and why they have the
orbital patterns that they have.
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One massive breakthrough which spawned a bigger question.
How was this force of gravity exhorting itself between two objects without anything between
them?
A question that remained unanswered for a couple hundred years until Albert Einstein
burst onto the scene in the early 1900s.
Now I'm not going to go into a lot of detail about Einstein's theory of relativity, just
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as much as it pertains to this episode.
Because the more I talk about it, the more you'll realize, the less I know.
If Sir Isaac Newton's breakthrough was revolutionary, then Albert Einstein's theory of general
relativity was paradigm shifting.
Einstein's theory answered Newton's lingering question of how gravity works by completely
reimagining the structure and composition of the universe.
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Einstein asserted, just like how there is an electromagnetic field diffused throughout
There too is a gravitational field.
So instead of gravity being a force between bodies of mass, gravity was a part of the
fabric of space itself.
This will be a major oversimplification, and perhaps even wrong, but this is how I conceptualize
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what Einstein's theory means when it comes to gravity.
Picture yourself in a room.
There is nothing in that room except you and a sheet, the type of sheet that you would
put on a bed.
The sheet is suspended in midair by four strings attached to the four corners of the sheet,
and then those strings are anchored into the wall.
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Now you take a bowling ball and place it on the sheet.
What happens?
The sheet dips and curves where the bowling ball was placed.
Then if you were to place other lighter balls in various places at the edge of the dip caused
by the bowling ball, those other balls would fall into the bowling ball.
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The sheet is space.
The bowling ball is a star, and the other balls are planets and celestial bodies.
Now picture a marble in a funnel.
How does the marble travel in a funnel?
It goes around and around because the walls are curved.
There isn't a special force at the center of the funnel causing the marble to spin or
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fall.
It falls to the center because objects fall.
That's our solar system.
Planets spin in orbit around the sun.
The sun bends space around itself and creates a funnel, so the planets spin and things fall
because space curves.
When Einstein published his work on relativity, there were many new claims he was making.
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One such claim was him predicting that the mass of the sun causes light to deviate from
its normal linear trajectory due to the sun's own severe gravity, meaning that the mass
of the sun would cause light to bend and curve, further postulating that if an object had
enough mass that the gravity would be so strong around it, nothing could escape its
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pull, even light.
His theory of general relativity put forth the possibility of black holes.
He didn't call them black holes.
He called them Schwarzschild singularities, after a student of his called Schwarzschild.
He did the math proof proving an object of infinite density where nothing, including
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light, could escape its gravitational field.
Einstein believed that Schwarzschild singularities were more of a mathematical curiosity than
an actual physical phenomena of the universe, going so far as to even publish a paper in
1939 arguing against their existence, which, as a small side note, if even Albert Einstein
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gets things wrong occasionally, then maybe go easy on friends and family when they get
it wrong, and yourself too for that matter.
It wasn't until 1967 that Einstein's Schwarzschild singularities got an official name rebrand
by an American astronaut, John Archibald Wheeler, which thank goodness because I'm pretty sure
I said Schwarzschild wrong every time I said it.
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Then it wasn't until the 70s when the first black hole was conclusively observed.
That's about a decade and a half after Einstein's death.
This answers the question, do black holes exist?
Which begs the question, what are their properties?
Questions answered and questions created.
I could very easily dedicate my entire podcast pursuing these answers.
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After all, lives are dedicated to answering these questions.
Maybe I would too if I could even remotely grasp anything I just said over the last few
minutes.
Still, there is one last question I would like to answer, and that is, what do black
holes and popcorn have to do with one another?
As I expertly just laid out, Albert Einstein made some claims about how objects with enough
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mass could bend light, theoretically meaning that observers of a black hole could see light
being reflected from the back of a black hole due to its warping space, bending light, and
twisting magnetic fields around itself.
This description of the back of a black hole was really confusing to me the first many
times I encountered it.
I originally thought observers were seeing light inside of the black hole for the first
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time, which wouldn't make sense because if you could see light inside a black hole, it
wouldn't be a black hole, it would be a dimly lit hole.
Not as catchy.
When it says back of the black hole, it means it as the opposite side of the black hole
from the observer's perspective.
Think of the moon.
We see one side of the moon.
To us, in our perspective, that is the front of the moon.
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If we were on Mars, looking at the moon, we would be looking at parts of what would be
considered the back of the moon from Earth's perspective.
Some might say it's relative.
To bring it back to black holes, in July of 2021, researchers, for the first time, observed
light from behind the black hole just as Einstein theorized would be possible more than a hundred
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years ago due to the strong gravity of the black hole.
I don't think I need to do any further convincing that I'm a lay person, at best.
To think about space and its composition for more than five seconds fills me with an ominous
dread.
You know that feeling that you get when you try to think of existence before the universe?
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The Big Bang happened, but what was there before the Big Bang?
Was it just nothing?
How did something happen from nothing?
How is something that literally makes up our existence, our entire everything, cannot be
there one millisecond, then the next, a huge burst of energy traveling outward to the infinite?
Did time even exist before the Big Bang?
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Was there a need for time if there was nothing there to experience time?
What is beyond the reach of the explosion of the Big Bang?
What is the energy from the Big Bang expanding into?
And the only thing I receive from all those questions is insanity beckoning me over to
its side of the fence.
Perhaps the lobotomy doesn't sound so off-putting after all.
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Once the rocking knee-hugging episode subsides, I remember I had a point.
Black holes.
We live in a reality where black holes are structures in space that eviscerate the very
laws of nature that we are beholden to, and we readily accept this.
There are observable points in the infinite expanse of our universe where the gravitational
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pull is so strong that not only is light subject to its absolute power, but time itself.
Einstein's theory of relativity states that time is said to stop in a black hole.
How is that even possible?
Black holes, a structure that we can witness in space that is experiencing time, at least
on the outside since we can see it and we are in the realm of time, can then have its
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own internal ecosystem of sorts where light and time are subdued.
Hold on Jeff, hold that ice pick out and I'll just run into it nose first performing my
own lobotomy.
Jeff is my personal tour guide to insanity.
I can't ever make out exactly what he's saying through all the excited delirium screams,
but it's that kind of enthusiasm that makes me think he's on to something.
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Okay, so we've established two things.
The first, I'm grasping at straws trying to explain physics principles.
Simultaneously, probably putting barbershops out of business as physicists around the world
yank out their hair in complete rage as I butcher the explanation of black holes and
relativity.
We live in a universe where black holes are a fact.
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Not only are they a fact, but they are a fact that we accept as somewhat common knowledge.
I was sitting in my office catching up on reading all the scientific journals that I
subscribed to when I happened to cross this particular article about scientists observing
light from the back of a black hole.
The article snowballed my thoughts, leading me to the conclusion that if we live in a
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universe where black holes are real, then why can't we live in a universe where we
can be happy and pursue what fulfills us?
We live in an infinite universe, a universe where the very possibility of life is microscopic,
yet we exist.
In this infinite universe, with infinite possibilities, why can't one of those possibilities
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be that you're truly happy?
I finished reading the article, flushed, and washed my hands.
It's remarkable how my office shares a striking resemblance to a bathroom, and the journals
have an uncanny closeness to People Magazine and E! News.
Let's not linger there too long, though.
There is something about the profundity of that article and my complete inability to
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digest anything substantial that led me to the thought of, oh yeah, black holes are a
thing.
And further, oh wow, black holes are a really crazy thing that no one completely understands.
Except for me, obviously.
So if the incomprehensibility of black holes can be accepted to whatever degree that they
are accepted, then why is it so hard for us to accept that we can be happy and fulfilled
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too?
I made popcorn tonight.
It's as delicious as it is frustrating.
I'm currently batting a hundred.
A thousand?
I don't know.
But whatever the perfect batting average is, that's my record for being tricked by popcorn.
The belief that it's going to be a delicious treat and the only outcome for my eating the
popcorn is satiety.
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Untrue.
Rather, I sit down, scarf the first handful down, and find that every tooth cleavage is
so jam-packed full of popcorn holes that I need military-grade cable wiring to undo
the mistake I just made.
To add insult to injury, the almost invisible layer between where my gum ends and the tooth
protrudes from now has popcorn holes sticking out like welcome mats to misery.
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Each time, like a drunk waking up in a stupor to the worst hangover, I swear off the origin
of my agony, and this time I mean it.
Alas, evening arrives and the popcorn siren sings her song.
I'm only human and who am I to not dance the dance of popcorn when Lady Popcorn Siren
says dance?
The most recent popcorn hole eviction led me to this thought.
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I wonder what a popcorn kernel looks like when it sheds its whole of youth to drape
itself in full popcorn puff glory.
I bet that I can go to YouTube and find a high-speed camera video of a popcorn kernel
blossoming into a billowy piece of popcorn.
There has to be at least one person out there that bought a high-speed camera costing thousands
of dollars, filmed a piece of popcorn cooking, and plastered it on YouTube.
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Then it dawned on me, not only did someone want to do that niche act, they then followed
through with it.
I'm not great at math.
I'm not even okay at math, but somehow the equation of black holes plus popcorn equals
pursue your dreams.
I've checked and rechecked the work.
At one point, I even went to a university where I had a professor verify the results
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of my equation.
He ultimately came to the same conclusion.
However, he did word it a tad differently, something along the lines of, if you keep
coming back here asking me to prove your unifying theory of popcorn and black holes, I'm gonna
call the cops, which we can all agree is basically the same thing.
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There are a million reasons to not do something.
Perhaps filming popcorn using high-speed cameras is your dream.
You go on YouTube to find that the platform is oversaturated with those videos.
That's okay, because maybe then that leads you to your one true passion, cooking popcorn
and butter and filming the beautiful fireworks show that explodes from the kernel as the
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metamorphosis from kernel to popcorn takes place.
Or maybe you're a purist and you think popcorn is sexy enough by itself.
It doesn't need to be overly glamorized with butter.
Then you're right too, because you're a whole different person and you have a unique
story to tell with your kernel.
You're gonna capture a moment in time that would otherwise be forgotten.
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That alone is worthwhile and of itself.
Descartes as a philosopher, he mostly focused on reality and if what we are experiencing
is true.
Throughout his reflections he concluded famously, I think, therefore I am.
To stand on the shoulders of his shrewd observation, I offer another insight.
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I think, therefore I should act.
The qualifier of should is important.
According to Descartes' philosophy, the sole act of you being able to think transports
you from the realm of ethereal to substance.
Pursue what you want to pursue for no other reason than it is something you think about.
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It is your thought and you should provide it with the courtesy of bringing it to life.
Take an idea that is nothing but electrical signals ping-ponging back and forth in your
brain and thrust it to the state of tangibility.
This isn't a super niche revelization curated specifically for the aspiring popcorn videographers
of YouTube.
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To borrow some of my own words from episode 5 of my podcast, don't limit the scope of
this revelization to make it so it doesn't apply to you.
No matter what your passion is, you owe it to yourself, at the very least, to look into
what a life could look like with you more fulfilled at the end of each day.
If you have a desire for more, for improvement, for a life not to be defined by hopelessness,
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then find your black holes in popcorn epiphany.
If you want a new job but don't know if anyone will hire you, if you want that promotion
but are scared because you've never had that much responsibility, if you want to talk to
that sexy individual that you've had your eye on for a while but you're afraid they're
out of your league, if you want to go back to school but you'll be older than everyone
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else, if you want to start a business but aren't sure if you'll succeed, if you want
to go to therapy but are afraid what people around you will think of you, if you want
to have that hard conversation with someone but are afraid of how they'll react, if you
want to start a new hobby but are afraid of looking stupid, if you want to lose weight
but you're afraid to go to the gym, if you want to move somewhere new but are afraid
(29:23):
because you won't know anyone where you're going, if you want to film popcorn in slow
motion and put it on YouTube but someone already beat you to it, if you want to put your voice
out there but you're afraid you'll be more white noise, if you want more but don't know
where to start, grab some popcorn and look up into space at the infinite and realize
(29:44):
you have infinite possibilities right where you are.
Maybe you feel like your life is a supermassive black hole where time is frozen and light
evaporates into a void.
Let me encourage you, if even a black hole can't extinguish all the light in the universe
then there is still light to be found in your life.
Thanks for listening.
(30:08):
Now, I'm no Michael Phelps but I am a true swimming enthusiast.
(30:33):
I'm what you call a purist.
All this modern day fancy swim cap, goggles and speedo are taking away from how the sport
is supposed to be enjoyed, all a cart, if you know what I mean.
As I was training, I noticed even without all that bulky extra swim equipment, I had
some extra drag.
Call it good marketing, I call it divine intervention.
(30:56):
I saw the ad for Frank's On-The-Go Wholesale Circumcision and Custom Toe Jewelry on the
side of a van in my gym parking lot.
I called the number and Frank answered immediately,
Frank's On-The-Go Wholesale Circumcision and Custom Toe Jewelry, I've got the van
for your glans.
Wouldn't you know it, he had an opening for me.
The same day, the same hour procedure, that's what I call service.
(31:20):
Frank opened his van door, I sat down next to another patient coming out of their procedure
and the next thing I knew, I'm limping out of the van with some new custom toe jewelry.
No extra charge.
I don't really wear jewelry, but I use the toll jewelry as a bag marker for my suitcase
when I travel.
This helps me find my suitcase super fast at the airport, I just look for the bag that
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no one's touching.
Since recovering, I've noticed I'm breaking personal swim and stroke records left and
right.
Thanks, Frank's On-The-Go Wholesale Circumcision and Custom Toe Jewelry.
Frank's On-The-Go Wholesale Circumcision and Custom Toe Jewelry.
This little piggy went to the market.
This little piggy went to Frank's ow, ow, ow, all the way home.
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