Laugh Your Assets Off | The Genius School of Electricity and Stockpicking | Comedy Podcast EP- 42 - Robert and Kalyn GET RICH!

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.8333333333But, um, Yeah, that's true. 2 00:00:02,105.8333333334 --> 00:00:02,405.8333333334 Yeah. 3 00:00:02,465.8333333333 --> 00:00:12,700.833333333 I guess there's some old stuff like I see, uh, The Mickey Mouse like song when somebody's being gooped like stupid, like, or whatever doing messing up stuff, they'll be like, oh, you're whatever. 4 00:00:13,330.833333333 --> 00:00:13,630.833333333 I dunno. 5 00:00:13,900.833333333 --> 00:00:17,140.833333333 Anyway, so I, good story. 6 00:00:17,680.833333333 --> 00:00:20,590.833333333 yeah, no, I'm gonna sell the movie rights to it if I can. 7 00:00:20,650.833333333 --> 00:00:22,930.833333333 I think, I think, I think I'll get some good offers. 8 00:00:22,930.833333333 --> 00:00:23,905.833333333 Like, Yeah. 9 00:00:24,265.833333333 --> 00:00:24,655.833333333 Yeah. 10 00:00:26,479.166666667 --> 00:00:35,914.166666667 Once, there was a time when a woman was some random nothingness to her brother and it didn't work out. 11 00:00:36,499.166666667 --> 00:00:39,679.166666667 involving Disney's Clubhouse. 12 00:00:40,54.166666667 --> 00:00:46,819.166666667 Led to further confusion and Now in theaters, yeah. 13 00:00:47,184.166666667 --> 00:00:49,699.166666667 Uh, like who's gonna play me? I don't know. 14 00:00:49,699.166666667 --> 00:00:50,479.166666667 Meg Ryan. 15 00:00:50,479.166666667 --> 00:00:58,399.166666667 I, tells me this is like a French noir piece or a, you know, I'm also a lot of smoking and yeah. 16 00:00:58,729.166666667 --> 00:00:59,539.166666667 doing nothing. 17 00:00:59,719.166666667 --> 00:01:12,634.166666667 there was once this video and TikTok, it's this man who's acting a fool, you know? Uh, how do you say? You gotta go way slower. 18 00:01:13,199.166666667 --> 00:01:18,359.166666667 Uh, It was it was not as long ago. 19 00:01:19,469.166666667 --> 00:01:19,989.166666667 I Mag. 20 00:01:23,794.166666667 --> 00:01:27,239.166666667 Magnifi, eh, A two. 21 00:01:28,814.166666667 --> 00:01:30,154.166666667 We several. 22 00:01:30,964.166666667 --> 00:01:31,354.166666667 Yeah. 23 00:01:32,637.095238095 --> 00:01:36,867.095238095 I got a gift for, uh, Kiara's boyfriend as a thank you that I show, I show you. 24 00:01:36,897.095238095 --> 00:01:41,337.0952381 So it's those chocolates, right? But since he, he said he liked this. 25 00:01:41,427.0952381 --> 00:01:47,517.0952381 It was into space stuff, right? And like nasa, so this is like themed with like the, the planets. 26 00:01:47,811.06666667 --> 00:01:50,91.06666667 Isn't that a nice and thoughtful gift? Look at you. 27 00:01:50,320.60952381 --> 00:01:50,680.60952381 I know. 28 00:01:50,820.60952381 --> 00:01:57,227.15782313 G is, is, uh, is gifts your love language? I mean, I like giving gifts, but like, no, I wouldn't say like. 29 00:01:57,317.15782313 --> 00:01:57,647.15782313 Yeah. 30 00:01:57,657.15782313 --> 00:02:04,437.15782313 I mean, I, I feel like everybody has all of them, like we all like all of the things, you know, but I like getting gifts. 31 00:02:04,447.15782313 --> 00:02:33,248.8244898 I don't care about getting gifts at all, giving gifts I like to do, I, I do acts of service, which kind of I feel like is a, I was thinking about it because I mean, I just freaking hate, um, shopping for gifts or thinking, you know, and I know there's some people are just like, love thinking about what to get and all the amazing ideas and seeing things and making 'em think of pe and I'm just, I just, it gets me a sense of dread, you know, and yeah, to Andrea's birthday is just murder row. 32 00:02:33,368.8244898 --> 00:02:43,868.8244898 It's like, and I, I gotta come up with three great gifts, minimum in, right, so I tend to just like, throw money at the problem and buy like expensive jewelry or something for some of it. 33 00:02:43,918.8244898 --> 00:02:49,528.8244898 Which, I mean, you, Andrea's a jewelry girl, so I think that that's a, that's a solid gift, she likes the pretty jewelry. 34 00:02:49,828.8244898 --> 00:02:50,308.8244898 Yeah. 35 00:02:50,428.8244898 --> 00:03:00,23.8244898 so for her birthday, I bought kind of a crummy gift, but then what really got her motor running is uh, made a cake from scratch and the icing and all that. 36 00:03:00,23.8244898 --> 00:03:02,483.8244898 So the acts of service piece kicked in. 37 00:03:02,873.8244898 --> 00:03:05,933.8244898 And this was after, so we did this two day workshop. 38 00:03:05,983.8244898 --> 00:03:13,438.91020408 And so after day one come, I'm plum exhausted, but, to do the work, to make the cake, I think, uh, touched her. 39 00:03:13,532.24353741 --> 00:03:14,912.24353741 And then I was so tired. 40 00:03:14,912.24353741 --> 00:03:20,837.24353741 I was in like grumpy Robert mode, you know, where it's just like, you know, Yeah. 41 00:03:21,482.24353741 --> 00:03:32,12.24353741 you know, like you get in the chair and, and the, the printer doesn't work or something, and you're just like, God, damnit, find it's a fritter and I gotta get, I gotta get up again. 42 00:03:32,12.24353741 --> 00:03:34,232.24353741 And then you stub your toe and you're like, fuck. 43 00:03:34,787.24353741 --> 00:03:35,237.24353741 yeah. 44 00:03:35,327.24353741 --> 00:03:36,347.24353741 Uh, 100%. 45 00:03:36,347.24353741 --> 00:03:39,227.24353741 We have the same jeans on this one, like, God. 46 00:03:39,467.24353741 --> 00:03:39,857.24353741 Yeah. 47 00:03:39,857.24353741 --> 00:03:43,247.24353741 When Grumpy Kalyn comes out, I'm like, man, I hope nobody's around. 48 00:03:43,247.24353741 --> 00:03:47,717.24353741 Like, 'cause it, it certainly sucks to be around me if Grumpy Kaylen's here Yeah. 49 00:03:47,822.24353741 --> 00:04:03,687.94019274 well, what, there's definitely not a, um, things are not a two way street in the Kimmel household where it's like, I'm like never allowed to be unhappy or grumpy and, uh, but Andrea could be And then sometimes you're like, leave me alone. 50 00:04:03,687.94019274 --> 00:04:04,287.94019274 I wanna be coughing. 51 00:04:06,912.94019274 --> 00:04:23,447.94019274 yeah, I wanna roll around in this like, like Why, why you telling me I can't be grumpy? I wanna be grumpy? yeah, man, mom was super grumpy with me when I was over there the other day for no reason. 52 00:04:23,447.94019274 --> 00:04:24,647.94019274 I was like, out of her way. 53 00:04:24,647.94019274 --> 00:04:26,987.94019274 I was not at like, requested nothing. 54 00:04:27,287.94019274 --> 00:04:33,14.60685941 I ate dinner with them, which is always a very big like, point of contention if I don't want to eat, 'cause I don't eat at the same times as them. 55 00:04:33,14.60685941 --> 00:04:37,794.60685941 They're going to bed at eight o'clock these days, so I was up in your room going through your shit as I do. 56 00:04:38,34.60685941 --> 00:04:39,84.60685941 Um, yeah. 57 00:04:40,479.60685941 --> 00:04:46,14.60685941 and like, I have some things to show you, but, uh, like, I went downstairs and she's like, okay, so Kiara's coming into town. 58 00:04:46,14.60685941 --> 00:04:46,584.60685941 I'm like, oh yeah. 59 00:04:46,584.60685941 --> 00:04:47,784.60685941 I mean, Kiara, I've been texting about it. 60 00:04:47,784.60685941 --> 00:04:50,234.60685941 I told her she should stay with me at least, all four nights. 61 00:04:50,234.60685941 --> 00:04:51,794.60685941 But, you know, one night is fine too. 62 00:04:52,134.60685941 --> 00:04:54,594.60685941 So mom's like, well, she arrives really late. 63 00:04:54,624.60685941 --> 00:04:55,734.60685941 It's like seven o'clock. 64 00:04:57,684.60685941 --> 00:05:00,444.60685941 Like, okay, well, I, I was like, she can stay with me that night. 65 00:05:00,444.60685941 --> 00:05:02,574.60685941 Then she's like, stop, stop, stop. 66 00:05:02,724.60685941 --> 00:05:04,704.60685941 And I was like, okay. 67 00:05:07,839.60685941 --> 00:05:10,299.60685941 Then she just was like writing down like the plan with Kiara. 68 00:05:10,299.60685941 --> 00:05:13,11.67942177 And I'm like, okay, I will be on my way now. 69 00:05:13,297.94019274 --> 00:05:21,502.94019274 idea that you, uh, might take her for a night that just no, I am like, yeah, you guys are gonna go to bed at eight o'clock or whatever. 70 00:05:21,562.94019274 --> 00:05:27,292.94019274 Then like, you know, Kiara's gonna be like, cool, well, it's an hour earlier here. 71 00:05:27,352.94019274 --> 00:05:27,712.94019274 I don't know. 72 00:05:28,222.94019274 --> 00:05:30,337.94019274 So plus like the, herself. 73 00:05:31,132.94019274 --> 00:05:31,522.94019274 yeah. 74 00:05:31,522.94019274 --> 00:05:34,822.94019274 But she could also hang out with me and stay here, you know, whatever. 75 00:05:35,662.94019274 --> 00:05:36,577.94019274 Like, it. 76 00:05:36,577.94019274 --> 00:05:37,57.94019274 Stop. 77 00:05:37,447.94019274 --> 00:05:39,832.94019274 Stop stop, like stop talking. 78 00:05:40,402.94019274 --> 00:05:42,622.94019274 You with a this, I want it to be like this. 79 00:05:44,32.94019274 --> 00:05:51,112.94019274 Not this like, like, cool bye. 80 00:05:52,239.57964852 --> 00:06:08,450.21910431 So glad I came over when I was up in your room I found this, do you recognize this? Do you know what this oh, so it's, from grandpa ine and, uh, mom wrote on the back, Robert singing age four years, 10 30, 19 81. 81 00:06:08,775.21910431 --> 00:06:12,75.21910431 So it's a tape of you singing that he mailed and it's never been opened. 82 00:06:12,145.21910431 --> 00:06:13,165.21910431 That's so cute. 83 00:06:13,216.88577097 --> 00:06:14,266.88577097 I can't wait to hear it. 84 00:06:14,296.88577097 --> 00:06:17,116.88577097 I was, I yeah, you gotta, I come. 85 00:06:17,776.88577097 --> 00:06:18,286.88577097 Yeah. 86 00:06:18,436.88577097 --> 00:06:20,206.88577097 are the chances? The data's still good. 87 00:06:20,206.88577097 --> 00:06:31,306.88577097 I mean, this is like the, uh, the, the, I mean, codes in the garbage dump, isn't it? I'm excited long as it hasn't been near too much heat or a magnet, it's probably fine. 88 00:06:31,431.88577097 --> 00:06:32,806.88577097 A magnet messes up tapes. 89 00:06:32,952.0467687 --> 00:06:37,178.71343537 yeah, if you run a magnet over a electronic tape like that, it'll, uh, erase it. 90 00:06:37,178.71343537 --> 00:06:38,858.71343537 That's how it, that's how it records stuff. 91 00:06:38,858.71343537 --> 00:06:43,135.38010204 Is magnets arrange the electrons or, Oh that's, that's what I know about. 92 00:06:44,230.38010204 --> 00:06:44,860.38010204 yeah. 93 00:06:45,535.38010204 --> 00:06:47,5.38010204 see, and you wave your hands. 94 00:06:47,140.38010204 --> 00:06:51,680.38010204 like how satellites S satellites are, up, down, up, down, you know? yeah. 95 00:06:52,645.38010204 --> 00:07:06,818.71343537 So they take the magnet and they run it by the tape, and then you So there's like a magnet in there already or what? Where's this magnet? there's, uh, one magnet that records, and there's another magnet that reads what was recorded. 96 00:07:06,865.38010204 --> 00:07:08,545.38010204 Or maybe it's the same magnet. 97 00:07:08,635.38010204 --> 00:07:10,465.38010204 It just, if you hit record, it's. 98 00:07:11,200.38010204 --> 00:07:14,590.38010204 It like switches flips around and is like, I got it. 99 00:07:14,680.38010204 --> 00:07:15,580.38010204 I'll read this now. 100 00:07:15,670.38010204 --> 00:07:21,505.38010204 I difference, Caitlin, is you don't have to know this anymore because these tapes don't exist, but satellites still exist. 101 00:07:21,505.38010204 --> 00:07:22,855.38010204 You need to know how they work. 102 00:07:22,960.38010204 --> 00:07:23,980.38010204 excuse me. 103 00:07:24,70.38010204 --> 00:07:27,220.38010204 A tape exists more to me than a satellite does right now. 104 00:07:27,535.38010204 --> 00:07:31,647.0467687 Like I got one in my hands, right? Yeah. 105 00:07:32,680.79506802 --> 00:07:37,360.79506802 But the, uh, the letter to Germany that was, I was waiting to respond to that, I love that. 106 00:07:37,360.79506802 --> 00:07:37,780.79506802 Yeah. 107 00:07:37,780.79506802 --> 00:07:38,590.79506802 I just love it. 108 00:07:38,620.79506802 --> 00:07:42,850.79506802 I have other photos that I, I took a bunch of pictures so I didn't want to bring everything back. 109 00:07:42,850.79506802 --> 00:07:46,690.79506802 'cause you know, mom would get pissed at me if I took a bunch of stuff outta your room. 110 00:07:46,960.79506802 --> 00:07:50,470.79506802 So I had to like stealthily, like put these things like in my bag. 111 00:07:50,740.79506802 --> 00:07:58,517.79506802 But Yeah, like for sure, my favorite sentence of this letter to, the letter to your new host family, which I think is so fun is like. 112 00:07:59,201.19506802 --> 00:08:03,341.19506802 What is your life like in Oklahoma? It almost never snows, but it does rain quite a bit. 113 00:08:03,581.19506802 --> 00:08:08,201.19506802 The temperature almost never goes above 120 or below 40. 114 00:08:09,671.19506802 --> 00:08:19,841.19506802 What kind of, what kind of weather should I be prepared for? I'm like, it's, almost never goes over 120. 115 00:08:20,771.19506802 --> 00:08:21,221.19506802 yeah. 116 00:08:21,401.19506802 --> 00:08:22,781.19506802 And also what kinda weather. 117 00:08:22,961.19506802 --> 00:08:26,891.19506802 There's no way I could find out what weather to, Very true. 118 00:08:26,891.19506802 --> 00:08:33,971.19506802 Almost never See, I, that sentence has dad's fingerprints all over it. 119 00:08:33,971.19506802 --> 00:08:35,381.19506802 Like, uh, I don't know. 120 00:08:35,381.19506802 --> 00:08:36,551.19506802 I remember writing that. 121 00:08:36,911.19506802 --> 00:08:48,580.21683673 I actually remember writing that letter, and I remember dad being like, you know this, you wrote a really boring letter here, like I mean, but of course, like knowing now like that your host family, like weren't really English speakers. 122 00:08:48,690.21683673 --> 00:08:56,186.8835034 they would be, it would take him a good deal of work and like, I don't know how much subtlety would like, you know, they're like looking stuff up and they're like, what does he even mean? I don't know. 123 00:08:56,456.8835034 --> 00:09:00,416.8835034 Like, but you see, it would take a while to like translate a, I don't know. 124 00:09:00,866.8835034 --> 00:09:03,631.8835034 I, I didn't even read it as like you telling a joke there. 125 00:09:03,631.8835034 --> 00:09:04,531.8835034 I thought you were just like. 126 00:09:04,591.8835034 --> 00:09:05,941.8835034 It almost never goes above a hundred. 127 00:09:06,916.8835034 --> 00:09:08,131.8835034 I, I don't know. 128 00:09:09,376.8835034 --> 00:09:17,261.8835034 I, I mean obviously I don't remember my, the intent very well, but, yeah, yeah. 129 00:09:17,321.8835034 --> 00:09:18,611.8835034 That made me laugh though. 130 00:09:18,611.8835034 --> 00:09:22,137.12159864 I, I, Here's your hair that I took a picture of. 131 00:09:22,137.12159864 --> 00:09:23,607.12159864 That's still upstairs in your room. 132 00:09:24,252.12159864 --> 00:09:28,482.12159864 Oh God, that's, gross. 133 00:09:29,432.12159864 --> 00:09:32,757.12159864 It's in a plastic bag in your drawer. 134 00:09:41,637.12159864 --> 00:09:58,497.12159864 I dunno what the plan is with that, but No, What's the plan? The plan, oh like long ass thing of hair, like so I've got the ponytail holder in it still. 135 00:09:59,832.12159864 --> 00:10:06,420.45493197 Oh, like every other object in that room. 136 00:10:06,630.45493197 --> 00:10:11,723.7882653 The plan is to hold onto it Mom and dad will and dad die, go through all of it. 137 00:10:11,723.7882653 --> 00:10:12,953.7882653 It'll just come to my house. 138 00:10:12,953.7882653 --> 00:10:17,33.7882653 Like I'll just have all of your stuff in myself. 139 00:10:17,33.7882653 --> 00:10:17,663.7882653 Finally. 140 00:10:18,23.7882653 --> 00:10:23,493.7882653 Like I feel like such a little sister every time I like go in your room and go through your shit. 141 00:10:23,810.45493197 --> 00:10:25,910.45493197 I'm like, I don't know what my fascination is here. 142 00:10:25,910.45493197 --> 00:10:27,290.45493197 I don't ever go in Ariel's room. 143 00:10:27,290.45493197 --> 00:10:31,790.45493197 I don't give a shit about what's in there, but like I'm like beeline directly to your room. 144 00:10:31,790.45493197 --> 00:10:34,910.45493197 And I'm like, I wanna go through all of Robert's things again. 145 00:10:35,210.45493197 --> 00:10:39,710.45493197 Like, I'm like, here's his hair. 146 00:10:39,995.45493197 --> 00:10:41,155.45493197 A back hair. 147 00:10:45,260.45493197 --> 00:10:49,760.45493197 you're not, when, when, uh, when they do die and you inherit all this stuff, you're not throwing away any of it. 148 00:10:49,760.45493197 --> 00:10:50,780.45493197 You're keeping it all. 149 00:10:50,840.45493197 --> 00:10:53,990.45493197 not from your room, Ariel's room, it can all go, fuck it, whatever. 150 00:10:53,990.45493197 --> 00:10:59,60.45493197 None of that stuff needs to stay, but if it is made it into Robert's room, it stays. 151 00:10:59,60.45493197 --> 00:11:00,590.45493197 It's coming directly to my house. 152 00:11:00,950.45493197 --> 00:11:04,400.45493197 Like, unless you want any of it. 153 00:11:06,440.45493197 --> 00:11:07,10.45493197 Yeah. 154 00:11:07,460.45493197 --> 00:11:11,120.45493197 Uh, what do you mean you're taking the bag of hair? That's mine. 155 00:11:12,50.45493197 --> 00:11:17,960.45493197 We can get in one of these, like, uh, one of these good fights, these inheritance fights. 156 00:11:17,990.45493197 --> 00:11:18,350.45493197 Yeah. 157 00:11:18,692.18282313 --> 00:11:22,402.18282313 There's also a, let's see I don't know what you made this for exactly. 158 00:11:22,402.18282313 --> 00:11:24,652.18282313 This, it's, campfire, it's got your fingerprints. 159 00:11:25,12.18282313 --> 00:11:30,852.18282313 It's like, so that you're supposed to like carry this around in case you got lost And it says instructions. 160 00:11:30,912.18282313 --> 00:11:36,102.18282313 in a while they would do like a fingerprint drive at school or whatever, and like record everybody's fingerprints. 161 00:11:36,102.18282313 --> 00:11:36,522.18282313 I don't know. 162 00:11:36,522.18282313 --> 00:11:37,392.18282313 Yeah, I guess it is. 163 00:11:37,392.18282313 --> 00:11:42,462.18282313 If you got lost or probably if you committed a crime later, they would have it on record, so. 164 00:11:42,638.84948979 --> 00:11:42,878.84948979 Yeah. 165 00:11:42,878.84948979 --> 00:11:43,658.84948979 It's like instructions. 166 00:11:43,658.84948979 --> 00:11:46,838.84948979 This card is for your records only the authorities will not retain a copy. 167 00:11:47,258.84948979 --> 00:11:53,669.72806122 Number two, this card is to be presented to law enforcement agency in the event of emergency Case of emergency. 168 00:11:54,539.72806122 --> 00:11:55,19.72806122 Yeah. 169 00:11:55,259.72806122 --> 00:11:56,39.72806122 a fire. 170 00:11:56,579.72806122 --> 00:11:59,549.72806122 Go get your campfire, your, your fingerprints, Robert. 171 00:11:59,579.72806122 --> 00:12:00,629.72806122 Get your fingerprints. 172 00:12:01,169.72806122 --> 00:12:02,579.72806122 it's an emergency. 173 00:12:03,24.72806122 --> 00:12:03,644.72806122 Oh my God. 174 00:12:04,109.72806122 --> 00:12:04,529.72806122 Yeah. 175 00:12:05,39.72806122 --> 00:12:09,239.72806122 Like People are jumping out of of paper that we wrote in pencil, has your name on it. 176 00:12:09,239.72806122 --> 00:12:16,799.72806122 Like Block letters, Yeah, Robert, right. 177 00:12:16,859.72806122 --> 00:12:18,119.72806122 They don't have here you go. 178 00:12:18,209.72806122 --> 00:12:20,39.72806122 fi filled out really besides your date. 179 00:12:20,69.72806122 --> 00:12:25,319.72806122 Like the date that it was, you were fingerprinted and who fingerprinted you and your name. 180 00:12:25,319.72806122 --> 00:12:27,629.72806122 Like, there's all these other things that are just blank. 181 00:12:27,629.72806122 --> 00:12:29,399.72806122 So it's like, I'm Robert Kimmel. 182 00:12:29,459.72806122 --> 00:12:31,709.72806122 I got fingerprinted back in 84. 183 00:12:32,459.72806122 --> 00:12:34,199.72806122 84, 7 Yeah. 184 00:12:34,919.72806122 --> 00:12:35,929.72806122 Super handy. 185 00:12:35,979.72806122 --> 00:12:37,839.72806122 it's gotta be like you get campfire. 186 00:12:37,839.72806122 --> 00:12:38,79.72806122 Yeah. 187 00:12:38,79.72806122 --> 00:12:42,969.72806122 You get lost in the woods and they find a body later and they're like, is this that body? Here's the fingerprint. 188 00:12:42,999.72806122 --> 00:12:43,629.72806122 I don't know. 189 00:12:43,659.72806122 --> 00:12:44,409.72806122 It has to be for that. 190 00:12:44,409.72806122 --> 00:12:45,129.72806122 Oh man. 191 00:12:45,279.72806122 --> 00:12:46,269.72806122 Yeah, I guess so. 192 00:12:46,419.72806122 --> 00:12:46,809.72806122 Wow. 193 00:12:46,824.72806122 --> 00:12:50,499.72806122 what else? What else? What else are you gonna use? A seven year I don't know. 194 00:12:50,499.72806122 --> 00:12:51,519.72806122 I don't know. 195 00:12:52,29.72806122 --> 00:12:52,719.72806122 I don't know. 196 00:12:52,719.72806122 --> 00:13:04,29.10663265 I never got my fingerprints taken, but I mean, besides when I went to jail, like, but right? I, folks? We gotta mobilize here. 197 00:13:04,89.10663265 --> 00:13:05,679.10663265 We got an emergency. 198 00:13:06,369.10663265 --> 00:13:12,714.10663265 The power's out in the west side and the, you know, Mom and dad's house is on fire. 199 00:13:12,714.10663265 --> 00:13:19,284.10663265 You'll find me like up in your room, like throwing documents out the window and be like, we have to save Robert's stuff. 200 00:13:19,869.10663265 --> 00:13:21,534.10663265 gotta are in there someplace. 201 00:13:24,54.10663265 --> 00:13:24,234.10663265 the. 202 00:13:24,309.10663265 --> 00:13:38,679.10663265 What happened? What, what if we lose a fingerprints? What will we ever do? what do we do if we lose the bag of hair? You'll have to grow it back out. 203 00:13:38,979.10663265 --> 00:13:48,87.56989796 Like, So I went on one of these, uh, house tours of like, I don't know, house of the Seven Gables or one of these like, from the, uh, 1,718 hundreds. 204 00:13:48,164.23656462 --> 00:13:52,497.56989796 And it turns out like, weaving these intricate Yeah, these hair art. 205 00:13:52,497.56989796 --> 00:13:53,982.56989796 Yeah, these, Yeah. 206 00:13:54,402.56989796 --> 00:13:55,152.56989796 Amazing. 207 00:13:55,257.56989796 --> 00:14:01,647.56989796 big, big sign, you know, like big pictures like this and it's from the baby locks of the child or whatever. 208 00:14:01,797.56989796 --> 00:14:03,942.56989796 Or the person who died, you know? right. 209 00:14:03,942.56989796 --> 00:14:12,245.90323129 I've seen them as mourning pins, where they'll have like intricate I guess the people who are mourning the person, they cut your hair and start making shit. 210 00:14:12,439.23656462 --> 00:14:13,849.23656462 They're, they're really cool. 211 00:14:14,359.23656462 --> 00:14:19,455.85787982 Like, I mean, yeah, I was actually thinking about that with like, your thing of hair. 212 00:14:19,455.85787982 --> 00:14:21,705.85787982 I mean, not that I'm gonna, I'm not making anything with it. 213 00:14:21,719.19121315 --> 00:14:22,529.19121315 That's not my plan. 214 00:14:22,529.19121315 --> 00:14:24,149.19121315 But This is a lost art. 215 00:14:24,149.19121315 --> 00:14:34,109.19121315 This is like, you can probably find people that could churn some butter on this, continent, but I don't know about how you would find anybody that could do like hair art, Yeah, Molly used to have a bunch of 'em. 216 00:14:34,529.19121315 --> 00:14:35,759.19121315 'cause you can find 'em at an antique store. 217 00:14:35,789.19121315 --> 00:14:38,69.19121315 Like the pins, at least, Oh, right, right. 218 00:14:38,69.19121315 --> 00:14:40,679.19121315 Yeah, Maybe I should take the bag and I'll make you some art. 219 00:14:41,159.19121315 --> 00:14:46,559.19121315 I'm sure that Audrey will be, have all about having like, here's Robert's old hair. 220 00:14:47,579.19121315 --> 00:14:53,519.19121315 Like, I wanna, I wanna see what you could come up with here though, of course like I'm enough of a weirdo. 221 00:14:53,519.19121315 --> 00:14:59,579.19121315 I was like, when I left mom and dad's house, I was texting with Kiara and I was like, however, there's some good news. 222 00:14:59,579.19121315 --> 00:15:07,349.19121315 Look what I found while I was there, and I sent her a picture of two dead lizards that I'd found like, and I like brought them home. 223 00:15:07,810.85787982 --> 00:15:09,610.85787982 Here I'll show you a picture of them, like. 224 00:15:10,745.85787982 --> 00:15:16,505.85787982 See, and and they're artfully arranged, aren't they? In the bottom of that pot or whatever it is. 225 00:15:17,135.85787982 --> 00:15:20,555.85787982 yeah, I mean, I didn't, I didn't touch them 'cause I don't really wanna touch 'em. 226 00:15:20,555.85787982 --> 00:15:25,205.85787982 But, as soon as I sent it I was like, man, I, I super seem like witchy when I do that. 227 00:15:25,205.85787982 --> 00:15:28,865.85787982 And like my neighbor here had like, thought that I was a witch. 228 00:15:28,895.85787982 --> 00:15:31,445.85787982 Like legit because I remember that story. 229 00:15:31,445.85787982 --> 00:15:32,495.85787982 cause of the giant Yeah. 230 00:15:32,495.85787982 --> 00:15:32,885.85787982 Locked. 231 00:15:32,885.85787982 --> 00:15:33,395.85787982 Yeah. 232 00:15:33,395.85787982 --> 00:15:37,865.85787982 The skulls and I have fires fairly regularly and I put the color change packets in there. 233 00:15:37,865.85787982 --> 00:15:41,975.85787982 So like, you know, I'm like, okay, I kind of get that actually. 234 00:15:42,65.85787982 --> 00:15:47,345.85787982 now I weave hair and right now I weave hair and I've got these dead lizards that I'm collecting. 235 00:15:47,345.85787982 --> 00:15:50,75.85787982 Like, so Yeah. 236 00:15:50,75.85787982 --> 00:15:50,165.85787982 Right. 237 00:15:51,755.85787982 --> 00:15:52,835.85787982 I absolutely would. 238 00:15:52,835.85787982 --> 00:16:04,955.85787982 And I think there's some in your drawer, um, You can make, oh, the art we can make with this, the hair and the teeth. 239 00:16:05,870.85787982 --> 00:16:06,140.85787982 yeah. 240 00:16:06,140.85787982 --> 00:16:16,340.85787982 You think your rooms are shrine now? Just you Wait, wait until I get my artist hand, like Robert lived here. 241 00:16:16,820.85787982 --> 00:16:18,290.85787982 This is a magical place. 242 00:16:21,680.85787982 --> 00:16:29,960.85787982 Have you seen Silence of the Lambs in the place the guy lives in? At the end, it's gonna look, it's gonna look like that, but nothing that, on its skin curls. 243 00:16:29,960.85787982 --> 00:16:31,190.85787982 It gets the hose again. 244 00:16:31,550.85787982 --> 00:16:33,320.85787982 I totally get your skin when you die. 245 00:16:33,595.85787982 --> 00:16:40,10.8578798 Like it's like I'm wearing the Robert suit and I'll be like, finally my dream is real. 246 00:16:40,370.8578798 --> 00:16:41,30.8578798 And Robert. 247 00:16:46,370.8578798 --> 00:16:46,850.8578798 Yeah. 248 00:16:46,934.3816893 --> 00:16:47,744.3816893 all right. 249 00:16:47,804.3816893 --> 00:16:50,54.3816893 Maybe we, maybe we should, uh, start the show. 250 00:16:50,54.3816893 --> 00:16:51,314.3816893 What do you Hard to show. 251 00:16:51,854.3816893 --> 00:16:52,184.3816893 Yeah. 252 00:16:52,214.3816893 --> 00:16:52,754.3816893 All right. 253 00:16:52,934.3816893 --> 00:16:53,479.3816893 Sounds good. 254 00:16:54,314.3816893 --> 00:17:01,4.3816893 Cue the music you are listening to. 255 00:17:01,4.3816893 --> 00:17:07,184.3816893 Robert and Kaylin make art out of part dead parts of human bodies and lizards. 256 00:17:08,939.3816893 --> 00:17:09,159.3816893 Yes. 257 00:17:09,374.3816893 --> 00:17:23,894.3816893 Do you think we'd get more link clicks for that podcast than the podcast about getting rich? I, uh, maybe, yeah, like It's what we call niching down niche, down to a, uh, target is boring, boo. 258 00:17:24,74.3816893 --> 00:17:26,204.3816893 I don't wanna talk about money, but like, yeah. 259 00:17:26,234.3816893 --> 00:17:27,404.3816893 Dead people stuff. 260 00:17:27,434.3816893 --> 00:17:28,454.3816893 Let's do it like. 261 00:17:30,274.3112928 --> 00:17:34,294.3112928 That's why there's no, like, there's no money shows on TV or radio. 262 00:17:34,294.3112928 --> 00:17:36,304.3112928 They're just, dead people, art shows. 263 00:17:36,304.3112928 --> 00:17:41,794.3112928 So anyway, well listen, whatever this show's about Robert and Kaylin get Rich. 264 00:17:42,184.3112928 --> 00:17:49,294.3112928 It is February 26th, 2025, a Wednesday, and today is episode 42. 265 00:17:49,414.3112928 --> 00:17:51,514.3112928 I'm Robert Kimmel, one of your hosts. 266 00:17:51,994.3112928 --> 00:18:03,825.9779595 This is Kaylin Kimmel who, uh, goes around behind me and collects my hair follicles and ous my Dead skin cells, you know, whatever I can collect from around. 267 00:18:03,825.9779595 --> 00:18:05,985.9779595 I'm like always emptying your vacuum at your place. 268 00:18:05,985.9779595 --> 00:18:14,490.9779595 'cause I'm like, part of Robert isn't here she has a bucket of my dead skin cells at their house weighs five pounds. 269 00:18:17,10.9779595 --> 00:18:18,150.9779595 That's so gross. 270 00:18:18,360.9779595 --> 00:18:20,625.9779595 Do not reach your hand into the, it's just. 271 00:18:20,640.9779595 --> 00:18:21,210.9779595 Yeah. 272 00:18:21,780.9779595 --> 00:18:23,491.9779595 I'm like, don't touch it. 273 00:18:23,491.9779595 --> 00:18:23,566.9779595 Don't touch it. 274 00:18:25,825.9779595 --> 00:18:40,755.9779595 You know how long it took me to collect that bucket of Robert like I know you've been listening to this so far and you've thought, you know, these guys must have amazing investment and financial advice. 275 00:18:41,640.9779595 --> 00:18:43,530.9779595 and life advice? Generally. 276 00:18:43,665.9779595 --> 00:18:44,475.9779595 Yeah. 277 00:18:44,835.9779595 --> 00:18:45,315.9779595 Right. 278 00:18:45,330.9779595 --> 00:18:49,260.9779595 but no, your hopes are disappointed. 279 00:18:49,260.9779595 --> 00:18:52,995.9779595 Again, here's a couple people. 280 00:18:52,995.9779595 --> 00:18:59,175.9779595 So, or so one of them goes through the other one's shit from 40 years ago. 281 00:19:01,50.9779595 --> 00:19:04,525.9779595 every single time I see my parents, every week I go through his stuff. 282 00:19:08,5.9779595 --> 00:19:13,845.9779595 I am is the person I'm gonna take life advice am like, I know what to do with money too. 283 00:19:14,235.9779595 --> 00:19:24,435.9779595 Not only do I know how to spend my time well, going through all this shit that my mom has saved from her favorite child, but But alls yeah. 284 00:19:24,435.9779595 --> 00:19:28,905.9779595 Also, there's what to do with, I know what to do with money, so, my No. 285 00:19:30,90.9779595 --> 00:19:37,260.9779595 Well, so, uh, uh, listen, why don't you like and subscribe. 286 00:19:37,710.9779595 --> 00:19:40,65.9779595 Give us a thumbs up Yeah. 287 00:19:40,570.9779595 --> 00:19:45,205.9779595 Send the link to this episode to your older sibling and, uh, Yeah. 288 00:19:45,685.9779595 --> 00:19:55,200.9779595 So they'll finally know what you're up to, you know? snooping around their shit in their, in your old bedroom at your parents' house. 289 00:19:55,995.9779595 --> 00:19:59,235.9779595 Maybe we should talk about something financial since it's in the name. 290 00:19:59,235.9779595 --> 00:19:59,805.9779595 I don't know. 291 00:19:59,805.9779595 --> 00:20:03,255.9779595 But, um, uh, all right. 292 00:20:03,255.9779595 --> 00:20:05,530.9053971 didn't realize it was episode 42 this week. 293 00:20:05,589.3112928 --> 00:20:06,339.3112928 That's how old I. 294 00:20:06,339.3112928 --> 00:20:06,639.3112928 am. 295 00:20:07,149.3112928 --> 00:20:08,19.3112928 Don't cut that part out. 296 00:20:08,19.3112928 --> 00:20:09,339.3112928 We don't need to tell everybody that. 297 00:20:11,124.3112928 --> 00:20:17,579.3112928 I thought you were gonna go out back to the old, um, what the meaning of life or whatever, the Oh, yeah, Yeah, Life I know. 298 00:20:17,579.3112928 --> 00:20:22,850.9779595 I should figure it out this year or the next couple of months until I turned 43, Well, yeah. 299 00:20:22,850.9779595 --> 00:20:27,485.9779595 if you do, I I certainly missed it when I was 42, so, uh, and I haven't Yeah. 300 00:20:27,485.9779595 --> 00:20:29,945.9779595 I'm not like, not trending in that direction. 301 00:20:29,945.9779595 --> 00:20:35,645.9779595 I wouldn't say like to figure it out, but you know, maybe it's somewhere in one of your drawers and I will find it. 302 00:20:36,350.9779595 --> 00:20:36,620.9779595 Yeah. 303 00:20:36,620.9779595 --> 00:20:40,430.9779595 If it's, if the meaning of life is in one of my drawers, I've, we've gotta get chance. 304 00:20:42,500.9779595 --> 00:20:52,382.6446262 If the meaning of life is a rock collection from, uh, when we went to Cape Cod in 1984, or if it's a painted metal figurine or, uh. 305 00:20:53,57.6446262 --> 00:20:53,627.6446262 right. 306 00:20:53,927.6446262 --> 00:21:06,337.6446262 If it's something to do with this, association of, former students that you've donated $250 to that, if it's related to this, that could be I'll, I'll find it. 307 00:21:06,427.6446262 --> 00:21:06,907.6446262 I'll find it. 308 00:21:07,102.6446262 --> 00:21:15,352.6446262 Listen, people, you've got to hang onto your receipts from your donations to your alumni organization. 309 00:21:15,532.6446262 --> 00:21:16,42.6446262 Never. 310 00:21:16,162.6446262 --> 00:21:17,422.6446262 You can never throw that away. 311 00:21:17,977.6446262 --> 00:21:27,307.6446262 Like, I don't know what people tell you to do with like your finding your records, but you need to keep that shit, file it under a, for Aggie, like forever. 312 00:21:28,147.6446262 --> 00:21:32,692.6446262 Hey, listen, get a bank security deposit box. 313 00:21:32,842.6446262 --> 00:21:33,472.6446262 All right. 314 00:21:33,697.6446262 --> 00:21:34,957.6446262 You're gonna need a big one. 315 00:21:35,227.6446262 --> 00:21:37,177.6446262 'cause you need all your receipts ever. 316 00:21:37,227.6446262 --> 00:21:44,727.6446262 Speaking of all that, our parents, I, I bet you they do have a bank security box somewhere, right? They seem like the type of people that would, right. 317 00:21:44,757.6446262 --> 00:21:44,787.6446262 Okay. 318 00:21:46,47.6446262 --> 00:21:47,907.6446262 You think they tell me this kind of stuff. 319 00:21:47,907.6446262 --> 00:21:51,567.6446262 They like, they act like I'm gonna off them if I ask them anything about money. 320 00:21:51,827.6446262 --> 00:22:05,147.6446262 Which I've like never asked them for money ever, but like as an adult, like since I bought my house, which was more than 10 years ago, like but somehow if you knew where, they're like, what are you getting at? And I'm like, nothing. 321 00:22:05,297.6446262 --> 00:22:08,117.6446262 Like, what? You guys are gonna die eventually. 322 00:22:08,117.6446262 --> 00:22:12,480.9779595 Like, not that I'm hoping for that day, but like No, I'm glad you talked to 'em about that. 323 00:22:12,570.9779595 --> 00:22:14,90.9779595 They said nothing about it to me. 324 00:22:14,137.6446262 --> 00:22:14,377.6446262 yeah. 325 00:22:14,377.6446262 --> 00:22:24,517.6446262 Well, I mean, I've been relatively, listen, I run this financial advice podcast that isn't financial advice, but like, I, I'm like, okay, I mean, we need to get our act together. 326 00:22:24,594.3112928 --> 00:22:30,534.3112928 You know, we've got the will, like, people ought to kind of know where it is in case, I mean, it's there in case something bad happens. 327 00:22:30,534.3112928 --> 00:22:33,954.3112928 So, but if nobody knows it's No, but eventually everybody's gonna die. 328 00:22:33,984.3112928 --> 00:22:36,819.3112928 We're all, we're all headed towards death, so Yeah. 329 00:22:36,909.3112928 --> 00:22:38,739.3112928 Yeah, that's, that's the idea. 330 00:22:38,949.3112928 --> 00:22:42,154.3112928 And so, yeah, so I send out the leave your hair. 331 00:22:42,154.3112928 --> 00:23:03,349.3112928 Leave your hair, But, you know, I send an email out and it says, you know, and Audrey's like, why are you being all weird? And I'm like, listen, we're at this age that we, you know, and now we have enough financial stuff that it's like actually worth worrying about, you know, that $2,000 investment in Vanguard probably if, uh, folks didn't find that it wouldn't be such a big deal. 332 00:23:03,349.3112928 --> 00:23:07,519.3112928 But now we got enough that, you know, we got kids that are dependent on this and stuff. 333 00:23:08,149.3112928 --> 00:23:11,359.3112928 So anyway, I send the email out, Contact this person. 334 00:23:11,359.3112928 --> 00:23:12,619.3112928 He can help navigate it. 335 00:23:12,619.3112928 --> 00:23:14,689.3112928 Here's where the physical documents are. 336 00:23:14,689.3112928 --> 00:23:17,629.3112928 also he's got electronic copies, et cetera. 337 00:23:18,289.3112928 --> 00:23:23,689.3112928 Where are yours? you know, so they respond, mom responds and is like, yep, we have that stuff too. 338 00:23:24,169.3112928 --> 00:23:25,849.3112928 It's in the roll top desk. 339 00:23:25,849.3112928 --> 00:23:27,799.3112928 And I'm like, it's in the roll top. 340 00:23:29,524.3112928 --> 00:23:31,54.3112928 She won't let me go through that. 341 00:23:32,239.3112928 --> 00:23:32,659.3112928 Oh my. 342 00:23:32,659.3112928 --> 00:23:32,959.3112928 Yeah. 343 00:23:32,959.3112928 --> 00:23:36,259.3112928 You better stay a million miles away from the roll top desk. 344 00:23:36,349.3112928 --> 00:23:40,604.3112928 And I like have opened it once 'cause I wanna get pictures probably of you. 345 00:23:40,844.3112928 --> 00:23:41,234.3112928 Right. 346 00:23:42,104.3112928 --> 00:23:49,439.3112928 They used to be in there I'm starting to get real weirded out on this podcast episode. 347 00:23:50,864.3112928 --> 00:23:55,694.3112928 You'd ask me if a pictures at one point I got, I know I am starting to sound like a. 348 00:23:55,694.3112928 --> 00:23:59,834.3112928 little, like I love my brother so much. 349 00:24:00,344.3112928 --> 00:24:06,569.3112928 Like, oh my but we've crossed the, we've crossed the line into it being totally weird. 350 00:24:06,659.3112928 --> 00:24:06,959.3112928 Yeah. 351 00:24:07,259.3112928 --> 00:24:12,959.3112928 Now you've gone to like interested in our childhood to like being a stalker. 352 00:24:13,484.3112928 --> 00:24:16,4.3112928 What's happening with your skin after you die? Whatever about the money. 353 00:24:16,4.3112928 --> 00:24:16,724.3112928 I don't care about that. 354 00:24:17,144.3112928 --> 00:24:30,804.3112928 Can you please leave your skin to me? So I write back, so I write back and I'm like, it took me a while to write back, but I'm like, all right, so there's one copy of this will, one copy. 355 00:24:30,804.3112928 --> 00:24:33,924.3112928 It's physical on paper in the roll top desk. 356 00:24:34,269.3112928 --> 00:24:36,879.3112928 yeah, they have a financial planner. 357 00:24:36,879.3112928 --> 00:24:40,985.9779595 I, they talked about meeting with him at one point and I was like, I cool. 358 00:24:41,225.9779595 --> 00:24:41,735.9779595 Okay. 359 00:24:41,955.9779595 --> 00:24:43,125.9779595 That's as far as that went. 360 00:24:43,215.9779595 --> 00:24:51,140.9779595 Like, Well, they're reaching the age that like, at some point they're not gonna have the energy and at some point not the mental fortitude to deal with this stuff. 361 00:24:51,140.9779595 --> 00:24:54,710.9779595 So yeah, they ought to introduce us to the financial planner at some point. 362 00:24:54,710.9779595 --> 00:24:57,774.1480275 But I wrote back and I was like, okay, that's great. 363 00:24:57,804.1480275 --> 00:25:06,245.225125 Like, what if there's a fire, is there a backup plan? And they might die in the fire, right? Like, uh, would be a bad day. 364 00:25:06,575.225125 --> 00:25:13,923.5584584 Um, listen, I'm not hoping for any of No, no, I, yeah, there's no backup plan to the physical copy. 365 00:25:13,923.5584584 --> 00:25:17,253.5584584 And so weeks later she writes back and she's like. 366 00:25:17,793.5584584 --> 00:25:26,653.5584584 Yeah, no, we probably ought to have something, you know, especially here in flood prone Houston, where you know that a flood could easily destroy all that stuff. 367 00:25:26,653.5584584 --> 00:25:28,316.8917917 And I'm like, great, great job. 368 00:25:28,316.8917917 --> 00:25:33,956.8917917 My, you know, I don't know, like Yeah. 369 00:25:34,106.8917917 --> 00:25:36,866.8917917 Or a safety deposit box at the bank. 370 00:25:36,926.8917917 --> 00:25:42,866.8917917 Put the copy there, you know, for 15 bucks a month instead of the tell us who the financial planner is. 371 00:25:42,866.8917917 --> 00:25:45,500.8917917 If there's somebody who has like the file, Yeah. 372 00:25:45,800.8917917 --> 00:25:58,610.8917917 Well, and I've got the sense that, or an is there no digital copy? Like did they hand write this thing? They write, they type it on a typewriter, daisy wheel printer, and we've lost the hard drive in the. 373 00:25:59,120.8917917 --> 00:25:59,540.8917917 yeah. 374 00:25:59,720.8917917 --> 00:26:00,110.8917917 Right. 375 00:26:00,110.8917917 --> 00:26:01,10.8917917 Yeah, exactly. 376 00:26:01,460.8917917 --> 00:26:04,535.8917917 Like on the daisy wheel printer that used to go, yeah. 377 00:26:04,790.8917917 --> 00:26:05,270.8917917 Right. 378 00:26:05,780.8917917 --> 00:26:06,110.8917917 Yeah. 379 00:26:06,110.8917917 --> 00:26:09,50.8917917 It's all handwritten on a graphing paper like this. 380 00:26:09,320.8917917 --> 00:26:13,335.8917917 Like, like, I bequeathed to my eldest Yeah. 381 00:26:14,555.8917917 --> 00:26:18,320.8917917 Uh, The roll top to have the real tough desk. 382 00:26:18,500.8917917 --> 00:26:18,950.8917917 Yeah. 383 00:26:18,950.8917917 --> 00:26:21,950.8917917 Um, the porcelain dragon in on our bookshelf. 384 00:26:26,130.8917917 --> 00:26:26,850.8917917 Totally. 385 00:26:27,120.8917917 --> 00:26:28,500.8917917 out that place is gonna be something else, man. 386 00:26:29,520.8917917 --> 00:26:31,290.8917917 When Oh, I know? Yeah. 387 00:26:31,290.8917917 --> 00:26:41,57.6582316 I mean, to mom's credit, like she has been working on going through and getting rid of lots of stuff, like, not a single fucking game, not one like that. 388 00:26:41,57.6582316 --> 00:26:46,727.6582316 One of your closets is like the game closet and, uh, it is absolutely full to the fucking brim. 389 00:26:46,727.6582316 --> 00:26:48,977.6582316 Anyway, of these games don't age well either. 390 00:26:48,977.6582316 --> 00:26:52,67.6582316 You know, they got trivia questions about, you know, cheers. 391 00:26:53,297.6582316 --> 00:26:54,617.6582316 Yeah, exactly. 392 00:26:55,7.6582316 --> 00:26:55,577.6582316 Yeah. 393 00:26:56,147.6582316 --> 00:27:09,647.6582316 Like, I don't know mom, play illustrations or Pictionary and the, and, and the clue is like, you know, uh, Murphy's Law and you're, and, uh, the kids are like, I don't, I've never heard of this. 394 00:27:09,647.6582316 --> 00:27:17,762.6582316 What is this, you know, or not Murphy's Law, what was I thinking of? Uh, you know, moon, la moon landing, lighting or whatever. 395 00:27:17,762.6582316 --> 00:27:23,117.6582316 Anyway, some fill in TV show from the 1980s and Right, right. 396 00:27:23,122.6582316 --> 00:27:23,242.6582316 Yeah. 397 00:27:23,507.6582316 --> 00:27:27,437.6582316 a 15-year-old is not gonna know what to draw in Pictionary. 398 00:27:28,217.6582316 --> 00:27:29,837.6582316 Yes, for sure. 399 00:27:30,147.6582316 --> 00:27:32,707.6582316 Did I tell you about mom and Yi go ahead. 400 00:27:32,707.6582316 --> 00:27:34,237.6582316 Recount the story to us, please. 401 00:27:34,327.6582316 --> 00:27:40,867.6582316 yeah, so like Adam and and his husband Kean had gotten into game night and I was like, oh, you guys should play Ysi. 402 00:27:40,867.6582316 --> 00:27:42,127.6582316 It's super fun, whatever. 403 00:27:42,127.6582316 --> 00:27:43,357.6582316 And they were like, well, we don't have it. 404 00:27:43,507.6582316 --> 00:27:45,187.6582316 So I was like, oh, I'll borrow it from mom and dad. 405 00:27:45,337.6582316 --> 00:27:45,727.6582316 Right. 406 00:27:46,192.6582316 --> 00:27:46,412.6582316 Yep. 407 00:27:46,747.6582316 --> 00:27:50,497.6582316 And much to their chagrin, mom was like, you have to bring this back. 408 00:27:50,497.6582316 --> 00:27:53,347.6582316 And I was like, I don't remember the last time you guys broke Outsi. 409 00:27:53,347.6582316 --> 00:27:55,777.6582316 Anyways, but whatever, I'll be sure it comes back to you. 410 00:27:56,197.6582316 --> 00:28:04,747.6582316 And so like, I went to Goodwill and I found like an old timey, like version of yasi and I bought it because it was $2. 411 00:28:04,747.6582316 --> 00:28:06,877.6582316 And I was like, I'll just do a swap with the guys. 412 00:28:06,877.6582316 --> 00:28:07,147.6582316 Right. 413 00:28:07,147.6582316 --> 00:28:15,967.6582316 I brought it, I happened to be on the way to mom and dad's place, so I, she went and I was like, oh, look at this version of Yate I got, I'm gonna give it to the guys so I can, you know, whatever, get yours back. 414 00:28:15,967.6582316 --> 00:28:19,207.6582316 And mom was like, oh, but this is nice. 415 00:28:21,247.6582316 --> 00:28:23,497.6582316 And I was like, well, do you want it? And she was like, yes. 416 00:28:23,572.6582316 --> 00:28:25,147.6582316 And she, yes, thank you. 417 00:28:25,147.6582316 --> 00:28:30,997.6582316 And I was like, okay, well should I tell the guys they can just keep that? But she's like, well no, we want our version of YAI back from Adam and Ke. 418 00:28:30,997.6582316 --> 00:28:32,347.6582316 I was like, okay, fine. 419 00:28:32,857.6582316 --> 00:28:41,587.6582316 So then Bri Wash, repeat, I go back to Goodwill and get another version of Yai and like this one, like had black dice or something. 420 00:28:41,587.6582316 --> 00:28:47,497.6582316 And so whatever I brought, I again go over to mom and dad, but she was like, oh, I've never seen this version of ya. 421 00:28:47,497.6582316 --> 00:28:54,637.6582316 I'm like, what the fuck woman? Like how many copies of yasi? I was like, do you want that? And she was like, no, it's okay. 422 00:28:54,637.6582316 --> 00:28:56,227.6582316 It's, it's, this is better for the boys. 423 00:28:56,227.6582316 --> 00:28:57,427.6582316 And I was like, okay. 424 00:28:57,667.6582316 --> 00:29:01,657.6582316 Like because the boys need black dice 'cause they're men, you know, whatever. 425 00:29:01,657.6582316 --> 00:29:07,627.6582316 Like, anyways, I finally but she was clearly heartbroken giving up the, uh, last copy of, uh, second. 426 00:29:07,627.6582316 --> 00:29:13,717.6582316 Yeah, this another version of, and then I bring her version of YAI back finally, and she's like, thank you, gosh. 427 00:29:14,47.6582316 --> 00:29:17,647.6582316 I'm like, okay, well good, good thing you guys to have it back. 428 00:29:17,947.6582316 --> 00:29:21,217.6582316 So now there's multiple versions of YAI up in your bedroom. 429 00:29:21,217.6582316 --> 00:29:32,512.6582316 Because like, I don't know, she's just like, She hasn't played it since I brought no, no, like I Now I got, now I got two copies of yasi. 430 00:29:32,512.6582316 --> 00:29:35,587.6582316 We don't She's like, oh, I like this antique version. 431 00:29:35,587.6582316 --> 00:29:37,777.6582316 I'm like, okay, well, you can have it. 432 00:29:37,777.6582316 --> 00:29:52,203.7806806 Like I mean, I if that one, I mean, I could see if there was like a really great antique set or something you'd be like, oh, yeah, right? It was, I mean it, but why do you need both sets? Like, you know, it was like a rush to get the setback from Adam and Keaton. 433 00:29:52,203.7806806 --> 00:29:53,733.7806806 I was like, I just wanna give them one. 434 00:29:53,733.7806806 --> 00:29:58,623.7806806 'cause they've now reported back that they played and it was fun as Yazi is. 435 00:29:58,623.7806806 --> 00:30:01,323.7806806 And so they're like looking forward to continuing their game night thing. 436 00:30:01,323.7806806 --> 00:30:05,433.7806806 And like, I'm like, okay, well I hate to take For the cost of two bucks. 437 00:30:05,433.7806806 --> 00:30:05,673.7806806 Yeah. 438 00:30:06,123.7806806 --> 00:30:06,573.7806806 yeah. 439 00:30:06,603.7806806 --> 00:30:07,383.7806806 So I'm like, whatever. 440 00:30:07,383.7806806 --> 00:30:09,153.7806806 I'll just get them one and then like. 441 00:30:09,558.7806806 --> 00:30:10,908.7806806 Then problem solved. 442 00:30:11,358.7806806 --> 00:30:27,303.7806806 But you know, that requires me to go to Goodwill like three different times to like finally acquire like enough copies of yasi that like mom's satisfied and I satisfy all the needs, Like, yeah, Freaking Milton Bradley doesn't know what they're missing out on here. 443 00:30:27,303.7806806 --> 00:30:29,973.7806806 The freaking demand for yazi off the chart. 444 00:30:30,138.7806806 --> 00:30:30,768.7806806 know. 445 00:30:30,768.7806806 --> 00:30:31,338.7806806 Yeah. 446 00:30:31,728.7806806 --> 00:30:35,748.7806806 Like look out Houston, Texas needs yasi in a big way. 447 00:30:36,33.7806806 --> 00:30:36,453.7806806 Yeah. 448 00:30:37,203.7806806 --> 00:30:38,313.7806806 Back up the truck. 449 00:30:38,643.7806806 --> 00:30:40,203.7806806 Putting an emergency order. 450 00:30:42,33.7806806 --> 00:30:43,203.7806806 That's the emergency. 451 00:30:43,293.7806806 --> 00:30:45,453.7806806 That's the emergency we need the fingerprints for. 452 00:30:46,533.7806806 --> 00:30:47,523.7806806 There's a shortage. 453 00:30:47,643.7806806 --> 00:30:52,833.7806806 Izi, who's got 7-year-old f uh, seven year old's. 454 00:30:52,833.7806806 --> 00:30:56,313.7806806 Fingerprints we can use They're like, to open the secret. 455 00:30:56,313.7806806 --> 00:30:56,763.7806806 Safe. 456 00:30:56,958.7806806 --> 00:30:57,918.7806806 up to something. 457 00:30:58,848.7806806 --> 00:31:01,188.7806806 Yeah, totally. 458 00:31:01,608.7806806 --> 00:31:02,148.7806806 Yeah. 459 00:31:02,418.7806806 --> 00:31:04,353.7806806 For Oh, he's the one who hijacked the truck. 460 00:31:08,58.7806806 --> 00:31:14,298.7806806 Yeah, fingerprints all over this hijacked truck that used to contain mean Kimmel's never, Kimmel's never been arrested. 461 00:31:14,298.7806806 --> 00:31:15,708.7806806 We've never had him fingerprinted. 462 00:31:15,888.7806806 --> 00:31:17,58.7806806 Fuck this. 463 00:31:17,58.7806806 --> 00:31:19,278.7806806 This worst case is gonna go nowhere. 464 00:31:19,668.7806806 --> 00:31:25,998.7806806 Like, we'll be like, don't worry, we've got this campfire, like fingerprint set. 465 00:31:26,298.7806806 --> 00:31:26,718.7806806 Perry. 466 00:31:26,988.7806806 --> 00:31:32,238.7806806 Perry Mason comes out like, and comes Matlock. 467 00:31:32,418.7806806 --> 00:31:36,78.7806806 And he pulls out the page from the, uh, Yeah. 468 00:31:36,288.7806806 --> 00:31:37,188.7806806 bingo. 469 00:31:37,188.7806806 --> 00:31:38,28.7806806 We have him. 470 00:31:38,28.7806806 --> 00:31:39,288.7806806 We got 'em, boys. 471 00:31:40,248.7806806 --> 00:31:40,788.7806806 Yeah. 472 00:31:40,788.7806806 --> 00:31:50,148.7806806 Like Colombo style, like then how do you account for this? Like, yeah. 473 00:31:50,538.7806806 --> 00:31:51,678.7806806 goodness gracious. 474 00:31:51,783.7806806 --> 00:31:52,203.7806806 know. 475 00:31:52,263.7806806 --> 00:31:52,863.7806806 Yeah. 476 00:31:53,403.7806806 --> 00:31:53,763.7806806 Yeah. 477 00:31:53,763.7806806 --> 00:32:01,593.7806806 For a while there she was like, mom was like, anytime I had anything that was going to someone, she like wanted to have dibs on it first. 478 00:32:01,923.7806806 --> 00:32:12,543.7806806 Like I, at one point I brought Erin, like Erin's daughter, it was her birthday and I had gone to Kroger and they had these like flower decoration things that you'd like put in a pot and a ceramic, whatever. 479 00:32:12,543.7806806 --> 00:32:19,893.7806806 They're pretty, it was her birthday and I bought two of them and mom like was like, oh, what are these? These are nice. 480 00:32:20,253.7806806 --> 00:32:21,603.7806806 And I was like, oh yeah, they're from Kroger. 481 00:32:21,603.7806806 --> 00:32:24,783.7806806 I was gonna give 'em to Terra's her birthday, you know, she's seven. 482 00:32:25,203.7806806 --> 00:32:27,423.7806806 And mom was like, oh, they're really pretty. 483 00:32:27,663.7806806 --> 00:32:31,233.7806806 I was like, well, do you want them? And she's like, yes, thank you. 484 00:32:31,233.7806806 --> 00:32:32,853.7806806 And then went immediately and put them in pots. 485 00:32:32,853.7806806 --> 00:32:35,103.7806806 I was like, you know, you just took a present from a 7-year-old. 486 00:32:35,193.7806806 --> 00:32:37,383.7806806 Like, but okay. 487 00:32:37,383.7806806 --> 00:32:59,685.190689 I mean, I also just gave it to you because you're my mom and I'm gonna keep trying to get you to love me even though you don't like, I don't know why that conversation made me think of this, but, uh, I actually have time booked with the guy in Tasmania to talk next oh, So got on his Calendly, uh, so it's like 6:00 PM I had to like squeeze it in. 488 00:32:59,685.190689 --> 00:33:03,375.190689 'cause all his times were 11, 12, 1 am you know. 489 00:33:04,80.190689 --> 00:33:07,50.190689 Oh, but he had one 6:00 PM since. 490 00:33:09,345.190689 --> 00:33:10,665.190689 I don't know if it's better or worse. 491 00:33:10,665.190689 --> 00:33:11,535.190689 Yeah, right. 492 00:33:11,775.190689 --> 00:33:14,265.190689 You could meet with him at 10:00 PM uh, Houston time. 493 00:33:14,595.190689 --> 00:33:16,680.190689 But I've also learned, uh, time, whatever. 494 00:33:17,445.190689 --> 00:33:22,550.190689 I've also learned from to, to my chagrin, that he's an American living in Tasmania. 495 00:33:22,555.190689 --> 00:33:24,960.190689 He is, got no Oh, no wonder. 496 00:33:24,960.190689 --> 00:33:31,170.190689 He looks like he's from Vermont, like, or Minnesota or wherever, somewhere that he is, been being a lumberjack. 497 00:33:31,560.190689 --> 00:33:34,320.190689 Ah, be like, no way you're coming on this show. 498 00:33:34,320.190689 --> 00:33:42,120.190689 You gotta, you gotta pretend at least We do not have Americans who are doing their own podcasts on the show. 499 00:33:42,120.190689 --> 00:33:43,590.190689 Like, on this show. 500 00:33:45,900.190689 --> 00:33:50,400.190689 Being like a fitness and nutrition guy in like, fuck off. 501 00:33:50,400.190689 --> 00:33:53,10.190689 Like you just go to the meeting to be like, screw you. 502 00:33:56,700.190689 --> 00:33:59,850.190689 I'm gonna record this I'm not having you on my show. 503 00:34:00,120.190689 --> 00:34:01,200.190689 No way. 504 00:34:01,620.190689 --> 00:34:02,370.190689 Bye. 505 00:34:02,820.190689 --> 00:34:04,530.190689 Thanks for the time, motherfucker. 506 00:34:04,530.190689 --> 00:34:07,710.190689 Like, Uh, we gotta re rewind. 507 00:34:07,770.190689 --> 00:34:08,10.190689 Okay. 508 00:34:08,10.190689 --> 00:34:11,130.190689 So the, so the meeting, it's a Zoom meeting, the meeting comes up. 509 00:34:11,430.190689 --> 00:34:11,670.190689 Oh. 510 00:34:11,670.190689 --> 00:34:13,80.190689 Hey, uh, hi Robert. 511 00:34:13,80.190689 --> 00:34:13,935.190689 Uh, this is Josh. 512 00:34:14,115.190689 --> 00:34:16,530.190689 Hey, it's Josh from, uh, all the way from Tasmania. 513 00:34:17,280.190689 --> 00:34:18,330.190689 Hi, Josh. 514 00:34:18,570.190689 --> 00:34:18,990.190689 Fuck you. 515 00:34:19,650.190689 --> 00:34:21,150.190689 No, you can't be on the show. 516 00:34:21,255.190689 --> 00:34:26,725.190689 What, why, why, why did we book this call? You the, what the hell. 517 00:34:27,420.190689 --> 00:34:35,265.190689 You think we wanna have some American on here? I thought, I thought you might be interested in my, uh, my, my workout. 518 00:34:35,610.190689 --> 00:34:36,420.190689 I'm not interested. 519 00:34:36,420.190689 --> 00:34:36,960.190689 Goodbye. 520 00:34:37,215.190689 --> 00:34:44,505.190689 I mean, I, I, I, uh, I have the secret to, uh, to how to eat well, like an adult and, uh, something about the playground. 521 00:34:44,715.190689 --> 00:34:45,75.190689 Yeah. 522 00:34:45,120.190689 --> 00:34:46,650.190689 tell it to the Tasmanians. 523 00:34:46,680.190689 --> 00:34:48,210.190689 Nobody wants to hear that shit here. 524 00:34:48,855.190689 --> 00:34:54,480.190689 I, I was kinda hoping to expand my audience and, you know, reach the people in the United States and, uh, you were. 525 00:34:54,480.190689 --> 00:34:55,980.190689 I bet you were. 526 00:34:57,210.190689 --> 00:35:06,435.190689 But what if I say, all right, well, what if I said Croy Croy, I've got the workout routine for you. 527 00:35:07,380.190689 --> 00:35:08,430.190689 Get outta here. 528 00:35:09,945.190689 --> 00:35:11,415.190689 I thought Tasmania was part of it. 529 00:35:11,415.190689 --> 00:35:12,525.190689 Actually, I like looked it up. 530 00:35:12,525.190689 --> 00:35:15,255.190689 I was like, how long did it take? I thought it was by oh. 531 00:35:17,60.190689 --> 00:35:20,535.190689 No, I'm thinking Acar. 532 00:35:24,700.190689 --> 00:35:24,920.190689 no. 533 00:35:26,250.190689 --> 00:35:27,330.190689 I am thinking about a gas car. 534 00:35:27,960.190689 --> 00:35:28,350.190689 Oops. 535 00:35:30,795.190689 --> 00:35:36,975.190689 Ta Tasmania is the little, it's the little island shit yeah, like hot home plate. 536 00:35:36,975.190689 --> 00:35:37,515.190689 It's not little. 537 00:35:37,515.190689 --> 00:35:39,255.190689 It's a huge island shaped like home plate. 538 00:35:39,345.190689 --> 00:35:43,905.190689 Uh, off the bottom of, off the bottom of, uh, uh, Australia. 539 00:35:43,935.190689 --> 00:35:44,415.190689 Yeah. 540 00:35:44,790.190689 --> 00:35:45,60.190689 Yeah. 541 00:35:46,695.190689 --> 00:35:54,555.190689 So there's a, uh, I looked it up and there's like a, there's a ferry that runs from Melbourne to the northern edge of Tasmania. 542 00:35:54,645.190689 --> 00:35:58,5.190689 That's an overnight, um, that's an overnight ferry. 543 00:35:58,755.190689 --> 00:36:01,935.190689 And then where he's from, Hobarth, I think. 544 00:36:02,265.190689 --> 00:36:07,785.190689 Anyway, Hobart or Hobarth, that's way on the southern any word right now, like Yeah, yeah. 545 00:36:07,785.190689 --> 00:36:10,905.190689 Haven't you ever heard of Smith's Town, Australia, Tasmania. 546 00:36:11,205.190689 --> 00:36:11,445.190689 Yeah. 547 00:36:11,445.190689 --> 00:36:13,335.190689 Everybody knows that I can sing it. 548 00:36:13,335.190689 --> 00:36:14,505.190689 You're talking about Madagascar. 549 00:36:14,505.190689 --> 00:36:16,455.190689 That's the only reason I'm confused, but yeah. 550 00:36:16,455.190689 --> 00:36:28,845.190689 Smithtown that's Jonestown dummy Isn't that in Madagascar, whoever heard of Smithtown, Smithtown, Tasmania. 551 00:36:28,845.190689 --> 00:36:29,925.190689 You liar. 552 00:36:33,165.190689 --> 00:36:33,675.190689 Yeah. 553 00:36:36,630.190689 --> 00:36:39,750.190689 Evidently this place has got 250,000 people or something. 554 00:36:39,750.190689 --> 00:36:44,790.190689 I mean, listen, what? When you say Tasmania, the first thing that comes to my mind of course is the Tasmanian Devil. 555 00:36:44,790.190689 --> 00:36:46,95.190689 And after that it's Yeah. 556 00:36:46,440.190689 --> 00:36:46,770.190689 yeah. 557 00:36:46,770.190689 --> 00:36:52,845.190689 And then after that it's the guys in like, I don't know, gra not grass skirts, but Tasmanians are like, peoples. 558 00:36:52,845.190689 --> 00:36:53,265.190689 yeah. 559 00:36:54,90.190689 --> 00:37:08,610.190689 So I just envision this like, I don't know, maybe a desper with like tumbleweeds and like dudes A bunch of Tasmanian devils and dudes in grass skirts, like, Come to find out they have an art museum and like coffee shops and breweries. 560 00:37:09,660.190689 --> 00:37:11,400.190689 they like have electricity and shit. 561 00:37:11,400.190689 --> 00:37:12,420.190689 It's crazy. 562 00:37:14,460.190689 --> 00:37:20,760.190689 And people from like fucking Minnesota, like end up there is a ways to go. 563 00:37:21,164.1125375 --> 00:37:25,754.1125375 this is about as elucidating as our, as our, um, magnetic tape discussion. 564 00:37:26,684.1125375 --> 00:37:28,274.1125375 We know as much about this. 565 00:37:28,499.1125375 --> 00:37:29,219.1125375 Yeah. 566 00:37:29,219.1125375 --> 00:37:30,809.1125375 Like, man, yeah. 567 00:37:31,139.1125375 --> 00:37:35,399.1125375 When I start sitting around thinking about stuff I don't know about, I'm like, man, I am dumb. 568 00:37:35,549.1125375 --> 00:37:38,189.1125375 Like I don't know about fucking anything. 569 00:37:38,399.1125375 --> 00:37:40,559.1125375 Like I don't know what I did in school. 570 00:37:40,559.1125375 --> 00:38:02,384.1125375 Like I think like, man, I don't, I was thinking about this Y like yesterday, I am like, I honest to God don't understand how when you're in the kitchen and there's two light switches and you flip this one up and it turns it on, and then you flip that one up and it turns it off, and then you flip the other one back down, it turns it, it turns the lights on. 571 00:38:02,774.1125375 --> 00:38:06,74.1125375 Like, how is this possible? I don't understand. 572 00:38:07,934.1125375 --> 00:38:11,354.1125375 How do you, and I've seen a switch that's just a mechanical thing. 573 00:38:11,354.1125375 --> 00:38:13,799.1125375 It's like, it just, Right. 574 00:38:13,904.1125375 --> 00:38:18,14.1125375 like, and I took electrical engineering 1 0 1. 575 00:38:18,14.1125375 --> 00:38:20,24.1125375 I passed that course somehow. 576 00:38:24,479.1125375 --> 00:38:30,869.1125375 like, yeah, they were probably talking about shit more advanced or something, and they're like, well, you guys already know how light switches work. 577 00:38:30,869.1125375 --> 00:38:31,229.1125375 Right. 578 00:38:31,259.1125375 --> 00:38:32,309.1125375 Okay, moving on. 579 00:38:32,579.1125375 --> 00:38:39,389.1125375 Like, yeah, if you, like, if you ask me how like electricity works in general, oh God. 580 00:38:39,689.1125375 --> 00:38:47,759.1125375 Like, I don't know, how does it go through the wires and like, and then it, we just have the right amount everywhere. 581 00:38:47,759.1125375 --> 00:38:50,849.1125375 Like, and like, we don't run out all the time. 582 00:38:50,849.1125375 --> 00:38:58,665.2663713 Like there's no like variation in how much is just pumping through wires and we can't store it, but we can sometimes store it, but like, not always store it. 583 00:38:58,665.2663713 --> 00:39:03,136.8201548 Caitlin, Caitlin, I worked for a company that made electricity meters. 584 00:39:04,156.8201548 --> 00:39:07,291.8201548 The, you plug it in the wall, you're, you know, the thing spins me. 585 00:39:07,291.8201548 --> 00:39:08,101.8201548 Like for sure. 586 00:39:08,596.8201548 --> 00:39:15,376.8201548 But here's the I said, I'm like, it comes through why or how like, I don't know, like But I went to that job. 587 00:39:15,376.8201548 --> 00:39:16,126.8201548 I went to that job. 588 00:39:16,126.8201548 --> 00:39:22,216.8201548 I did not know what a volt was or a watt like, and I'm like playing. 589 00:39:22,366.8201548 --> 00:39:23,26.8201548 Oh, okay. 590 00:39:23,26.8201548 --> 00:39:23,836.8201548 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 591 00:39:23,971.8201548 --> 00:39:24,691.8201548 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 592 00:39:24,736.8201548 --> 00:39:25,66.8201548 Yeah. 593 00:39:25,66.8201548 --> 00:39:27,226.8201548 Hunter watt meter, uh, volts. 594 00:39:27,361.8201548 --> 00:39:27,721.8201548 yep. 595 00:39:27,721.8201548 --> 00:39:29,371.8201548 Don't want those volts too high. 596 00:39:29,371.8201548 --> 00:39:30,481.8201548 Or the watts too high. 597 00:39:30,481.8201548 --> 00:39:32,41.8201548 Or both? Either one to be too. 598 00:39:32,101.8201548 --> 00:39:33,721.8201548 They gotta be in the right proportion. 599 00:39:34,546.8201548 --> 00:39:34,996.8201548 yeah. 600 00:39:36,391.8201548 --> 00:39:41,731.8201548 And then I saw this, uh, I saw this cartoon that like, uh, purports to explain this thing. 601 00:39:41,731.8201548 --> 00:39:49,921.8201548 Like, uh, uh, there's no way I will find this on the, um, on the, uh, It will be the first thing that comes up now that you said God, I hope so. 602 00:39:50,41.8201548 --> 00:39:50,371.8201548 Oh, yeah. 603 00:39:50,371.8201548 --> 00:39:50,851.8201548 Here we go. 604 00:39:51,121.8201548 --> 00:39:51,691.8201548 All right. 605 00:39:51,991.8201548 --> 00:39:52,411.8201548 Okay. 606 00:39:52,771.8201548 --> 00:39:54,121.8201548 Let me share my screen. 607 00:39:55,351.8201548 --> 00:40:00,421.8201548 Uh, so this, this will explain it all to you here. 608 00:40:01,531.8201548 --> 00:40:02,461.8201548 Uh, all right. 609 00:40:02,461.8201548 --> 00:40:08,491.8201548 So, um, Oh yeah, Volt is the one pushing right. 610 00:40:08,581.8201548 --> 00:40:13,291.8201548 one actually, that one of all, of all this, this is the one that kind of, sort of makes sense. 611 00:40:13,291.8201548 --> 00:40:18,931.8201548 Like the vol is like how power, like how much it's getting pushed or how powerful or whatever. 612 00:40:20,101.8201548 --> 00:40:20,611.8201548 Right. 613 00:40:21,511.8201548 --> 00:40:29,221.8201548 and then the amp is the thing getting pushed or Is it like, like going through e part? Yeah. 614 00:40:29,401.8201548 --> 00:40:30,361.8201548 much fits. 615 00:40:30,361.8201548 --> 00:40:37,861.8201548 And then the om is, you know, Om is like put is the fucking thing ruining everything for everybody. 616 00:40:37,861.8201548 --> 00:40:39,766.8201548 It looks like I guess. 617 00:40:39,766.8201548 --> 00:40:44,206.8201548 But then you want Ohms in your, I, I don't know. 618 00:40:44,266.8201548 --> 00:40:48,226.8201548 And, uh, by the way, what's, I law, Yeah. 619 00:40:48,466.8201548 --> 00:40:51,886.8201548 And there's no explanation whatsoever of what a watt is. 620 00:40:53,176.8201548 --> 00:40:54,406.8201548 And evidently nobody's thought. 621 00:40:54,406.8201548 --> 00:41:01,486.8201548 Nobody's thought of one other way to show or describe this because, oh, maybe this one. 622 00:41:01,756.8201548 --> 00:41:10,906.8201548 Oh, so the Volt, okay, so still the Volt is pushing and then, uh, a, a watt is, uh, involves a fan. 623 00:41:11,161.8201548 --> 00:41:19,651.8201548 a spinny thingy? Yeah, an amp beer is like a, like Uh, this is a wavy thingy, I guess. 624 00:41:20,56.8201548 --> 00:41:20,566.8201548 yep. 625 00:41:20,791.8201548 --> 00:41:24,451.8201548 And the ohm is like the needle to the needle, to the syringe. 626 00:41:24,541.8201548 --> 00:41:25,21.8201548 Okay. 627 00:41:25,876.8201548 --> 00:41:30,121.8201548 And, uh, give a lecture later on on how electricity works. 628 00:41:30,121.8201548 --> 00:41:36,931.8201548 So it's good that we're talking about this like, like, I'll be like, yeah, duh, everybody, the bolts are the wind thingy. 629 00:41:37,291.8201548 --> 00:41:39,241.8201548 Um, duh. 630 00:41:39,601.8201548 --> 00:41:40,51.8201548 Like. 631 00:41:40,501.8201548 --> 00:41:41,791.8201548 sign up tonight. 632 00:41:42,91.8201548 --> 00:41:45,241.8201548 There's a talk at the, at the West Houston Library. 633 00:41:46,231.8201548 --> 00:41:47,821.8201548 Like, hi everybody. 634 00:41:48,751.8201548 --> 00:41:50,821.8201548 probably wanna know about my qualifications. 635 00:41:50,821.8201548 --> 00:41:51,511.8201548 Here they are. 636 00:41:51,511.8201548 --> 00:41:57,691.8201548 My brother, like 20 years ago, worked for a, a company that did meters. 637 00:41:58,291.8201548 --> 00:41:59,281.8201548 All right, let's move on. 638 00:41:59,281.8201548 --> 00:42:01,501.8201548 Now we're ready to talk about how electricity works. 639 00:42:01,561.8201548 --> 00:42:11,971.8201548 Okay, so the, the watts are, Are the, pushy no, the vol. 640 00:42:12,421.8201548 --> 00:42:14,11.8201548 You screwed it up already. 641 00:42:14,71.8201548 --> 00:42:15,31.8201548 I said the wrong word. 642 00:42:15,181.8201548 --> 00:42:15,721.8201548 Shut up. 643 00:42:17,431.8201548 --> 00:42:19,291.8201548 Hey, I got a question. 644 00:42:19,711.8201548 --> 00:42:24,451.8201548 a syringe, the the volt is our finger push. 645 00:42:24,721.8201548 --> 00:42:25,651.8201548 That's volt. 646 00:42:25,951.8201548 --> 00:42:26,551.8201548 Got it. 647 00:42:26,881.8201548 --> 00:42:29,221.8201548 Then the M is the needle. 648 00:42:30,166.8201548 --> 00:42:32,776.8201548 The thing that things come out of, but it makes it narrow. 649 00:42:33,76.8201548 --> 00:42:36,286.8201548 And then the amp pier's like, Ooh, ooh. 650 00:42:36,316.8201548 --> 00:42:36,916.8201548 Like this. 651 00:42:36,946.8201548 --> 00:42:38,626.8201548 Ooh, coming out. 652 00:42:39,646.8201548 --> 00:42:40,216.8201548 Ooh. 653 00:42:40,216.8201548 --> 00:42:48,331.8201548 And then, uh, and that is like blowing the, making the watts of the fan cl I, I got a question. 654 00:42:48,331.8201548 --> 00:42:48,931.8201548 Excuse me. 655 00:42:49,51.8201548 --> 00:42:49,576.8201548 I got a question. 656 00:42:49,906.8201548 --> 00:42:50,776.8201548 dismissed. 657 00:42:50,776.8201548 --> 00:42:52,126.8201548 I said, I'm busy. 658 00:42:52,126.8201548 --> 00:42:53,86.8201548 I'm very busy. 659 00:42:53,86.8201548 --> 00:42:53,896.8201548 I'm gonna be teaching. 660 00:42:54,526.8201548 --> 00:43:03,916.8201548 Yeah, What's a Hertz? A Hertz, uh, yeah, a hertz is where you rent a car to get where you need to go. 661 00:43:04,6.8201548 --> 00:43:06,346.8201548 Then that sometimes is an electric vehicle. 662 00:43:06,406.8201548 --> 00:43:07,186.8201548 So, okay. 663 00:43:07,501.8201548 --> 00:43:12,601.8201548 uh, so, so, if, you know, um, so my lights have been blinking lately. 664 00:43:12,601.8201548 --> 00:43:21,376.8201548 Like do I need to up the, uh, the amps then, or would you say, or, I think it's a problem with the ohm factor. 665 00:43:21,376.8201548 --> 00:43:25,186.8201548 Like that's what I would say, like. 666 00:43:25,381.8201548 --> 00:43:28,621.8201548 so how do you, how do you fix an ohm factor? enough. 667 00:43:28,621.8201548 --> 00:43:31,411.8201548 Like, Ooh, from the amps probably. 668 00:43:32,791.8201548 --> 00:43:34,471.8201548 That's, that's what I think. 669 00:43:35,161.8201548 --> 00:43:36,841.8201548 So call your electricity provider. 670 00:43:41,566.8201548 --> 00:43:46,81.8201548 What you need, sir, is an electrician Yeah. 671 00:43:46,81.8201548 --> 00:43:49,531.8201548 I'm not here to diagnose your electrical problems. 672 00:43:49,531.8201548 --> 00:43:52,51.8201548 I'm here to explain how electricity works. 673 00:43:52,681.8201548 --> 00:43:54,31.8201548 Like, okay. 674 00:43:55,411.8201548 --> 00:44:02,311.8201548 Oh now our lesson on, on satellites, yeah. 675 00:44:02,371.8201548 --> 00:44:04,51.8201548 Information up, information down. 676 00:44:06,61.8201548 --> 00:44:06,631.8201548 That's it. 677 00:44:06,991.8201548 --> 00:44:07,861.8201548 That's all there is to it. 678 00:44:08,476.8201548 --> 00:44:09,976.8201548 you, now you have cable. 679 00:44:13,576.8201548 --> 00:44:18,861.8201548 Uh, all right, let's look at our portfolio. 680 00:44:23,461.8201548 --> 00:44:28,81.8201548 Now that you guys are totally bought into how smart we are, let's look at how we're doing in the market. 681 00:44:29,596.8201548 --> 00:44:30,466.8201548 Uh. 682 00:44:31,321.8201548 --> 00:44:35,161.8201548 We have, um, we have taken a bit of a beating. 683 00:44:35,251.8201548 --> 00:44:36,516.8201548 I don't Uh oh. 684 00:44:37,16.8201548 --> 00:44:45,781.8201548 Oh, We were down, uh, yeah, we were up as high as 18% and now we're down to a little over 10%. 685 00:44:45,871.8201548 --> 00:44:49,291.8201548 Um, you're gonna see in a minute that this is actually good news. 686 00:44:50,986.8201548 --> 00:44:51,276.8201548 Yeah. 687 00:44:51,296.8201548 --> 00:44:53,581.8201548 Uh, yeah. 688 00:44:53,701.8201548 --> 00:44:56,341.8201548 Um, I'll tell you, great call. 689 00:44:56,371.8201548 --> 00:44:58,861.8201548 Shorting Tesla was a amazing call. 690 00:44:59,71.8201548 --> 00:45:04,261.8201548 Um, we've made 20, they, the prices fallen 26% since we shorted it. 691 00:45:05,56.8201548 --> 00:45:05,276.8201548 wow. 692 00:45:05,581.8201548 --> 00:45:09,511.8201548 So it has been in a real slide, especially like this last week. 693 00:45:10,231.8201548 --> 00:45:15,121.8201548 Um, Ford also down a fair amount, but 'cause we did a pairs trade, we're ahead. 694 00:45:15,186.8201548 --> 00:45:15,476.8201548 Yeah. 695 00:45:15,476.8201548 --> 00:45:15,756.8201548 Yeah. 696 00:45:16,471.8201548 --> 00:45:17,221.8201548 Oh, Yeah. 697 00:45:17,765.8073628 --> 00:45:22,895.8073628 The one I was gonna say is like Phillips, Phillips is up $2 since we invested in it. 698 00:45:22,895.8073628 --> 00:45:25,85.8073628 You remember talking about the light bulb factory. 699 00:45:25,85.8073628 --> 00:45:26,480.8073628 Uh, right. 700 00:45:27,170.8073628 --> 00:45:28,790.8073628 Yeah, that's very on point. 701 00:45:30,20.8073628 --> 00:45:38,855.8073628 Like our electricity conversation, fucking with the O obviously that's the reason we haven't done well in our light bulb investment, is we have no idea what we're talking about with. 702 00:45:38,855.8073628 --> 00:45:39,245.8073628 Yeah. 703 00:45:39,815.8073628 --> 00:45:42,635.8073628 Or maybe you should go over to Philips and explain things to them. 704 00:45:42,920.8073628 --> 00:45:47,465.8073628 I think I need to, um, I haven't Hello? Yes. 705 00:45:47,525.8073628 --> 00:46:03,275.8073628 Kaylin, you are visiting Okay, now mount this part, this is the needle bolt Now listen, Kaylin, we produce, we produce 25 million light bulbs per year. 706 00:46:03,635.8073628 --> 00:46:08,705.8073628 We, our cost per light bulb is 100th of 1 cent. 707 00:46:09,685.8073628 --> 00:46:09,975.8073628 yeah. 708 00:46:09,980.8073628 --> 00:46:10,160.8073628 Yeah. 709 00:46:10,910.8073628 --> 00:46:14,360.8073628 Well, let me just explain to you how it actually works. 710 00:46:15,425.8073628 --> 00:46:24,665.8073628 what makes you think you can explain to us anything about light bulb manufacturer? We make a $2 million MRI machine. 711 00:46:26,525.8073628 --> 00:46:26,945.8073628 Yeah. 712 00:46:26,945.8073628 --> 00:46:33,515.8073628 Well my brother, his first job outta college was working for a company that did electric meters. 713 00:46:33,695.8073628 --> 00:46:36,845.8073628 So I know all about this. 714 00:46:37,145.8073628 --> 00:46:45,95.8073628 That's, I'm We're going to have to send you to our, uh, you remember that one when we were like, let's talk to the Mexico office. 715 00:46:45,455.8073628 --> 00:46:46,355.8073628 Yeah, man. 716 00:46:46,355.8073628 --> 00:46:52,55.8073628 How you doing, eh, A oh, Mike. 717 00:46:52,775.8073628 --> 00:46:53,645.8073628 Wish we Tokyo. 718 00:46:53,645.8073628 --> 00:46:55,115.8073628 Our thing's in Tokyo. 719 00:46:55,150.8073628 --> 00:46:58,595.8073628 need, I need a sombrero and like a big mustache, like Yeah. 720 00:46:58,985.8073628 --> 00:47:01,445.8073628 a, I've been making light bulb. 721 00:47:02,675.8073628 --> 00:47:09,725.8073628 I, How things doing in Tokyo, man? Oh, the Tokyo office of Philip. 722 00:47:11,330.8073628 --> 00:47:15,725.8073628 and we have, It is our honor. 723 00:47:17,530.8073628 --> 00:47:21,245.8073628 we have make and light bulbs. 724 00:47:44,855.8073628 --> 00:47:46,685.8073628 Oh, this is a hard show to be a host of. 725 00:47:46,685.8073628 --> 00:47:50,330.8073628 I gotta tell you, Yeah. 726 00:47:50,945.8073628 --> 00:47:58,685.8073628 what's the Japanese cats that were the ones who got your toothbrush, wasn't it? They, or did we make that up? Or, or they're the ones who actually dealt with your toothbrush. 727 00:47:58,955.8073628 --> 00:47:59,975.8073628 The Japanese off. 728 00:48:00,890.8073628 --> 00:48:10,550.8073628 I sent, I mean, I didn't have to send them to send it to anybody, but, uh, I, I think we were just going through the, their web, their webpage, looking at all their offices. 729 00:48:10,550.8073628 --> 00:48:12,125.8073628 Like, Yeah. 730 00:48:12,335.8073628 --> 00:48:19,490.8073628 And we sent them we need to learn so much from, we learned so much from your, uh, your toothbrush. 731 00:48:19,970.8073628 --> 00:48:20,645.8073628 tusa brush. 732 00:48:23,365.8073628 --> 00:48:24,530.8073628 Oh, Oh. 733 00:48:25,550.8073628 --> 00:48:28,115.8073628 oh, Your tusa brush did not work. 734 00:48:28,145.8073628 --> 00:48:29,510.8073628 toothbrush too hard. 735 00:48:29,810.8073628 --> 00:48:31,670.8073628 Just, she, she's a brusher. 736 00:48:31,670.8073628 --> 00:48:32,450.8073628 Very hard. 737 00:48:32,450.8073628 --> 00:48:37,85.8073628 And, So much dishonor. 738 00:48:37,160.8073628 --> 00:48:37,580.8073628 a rattle. 739 00:48:37,580.8073628 --> 00:48:46,340.8073628 Rattle, yeah, we're not racist. 740 00:48:46,430.8073628 --> 00:48:56,45.8073628 Side note at we, uh, should we sell Phillips? Uh, then I'm thinking, uh, I mean, two bucks. 741 00:48:56,825.8073628 --> 00:49:04,115.8073628 What, You know, European stocks have done really well lately, and, uh, but here's Philips like doing a bunch of nothing. 742 00:49:04,145.8073628 --> 00:49:12,185.8073628 $2 in, when did we buy this sun bitch? Since July, we've had, we held onto this thing for, for seven months. 743 00:49:12,185.8073628 --> 00:49:13,295.8073628 We've made two bucks. 744 00:49:14,280.8073628 --> 00:49:14,610.8073628 Yeah. 745 00:49:15,670.8073628 --> 00:49:17,170.8073628 So that's our portfolio today. 746 00:49:17,620.8073628 --> 00:49:19,120.8073628 RIS has, this has stunk. 747 00:49:19,120.8073628 --> 00:49:20,830.8073628 We bought this last month and it's lost. 748 00:49:20,830.8073628 --> 00:49:23,830.8073628 So at least Phillips hasn't lost 45% in a month. 749 00:49:24,550.8073628 --> 00:49:27,100.8073628 That's a, Valera an option. 750 00:49:27,850.8073628 --> 00:49:29,470.8073628 The option on it has. 751 00:49:29,470.8073628 --> 00:49:32,80.8073628 So the, the underlying stock price has. 752 00:49:32,530.8073628 --> 00:49:39,520.8073628 Yeah, it's, well this is my fr you, you know, now, like Polaris is another one I've made a, a decent investment in. 753 00:49:39,520.8073628 --> 00:49:47,560.8073628 And they, they, uh, their earnings came out, um, their earnings came out two week, last week, two weeks ago. 754 00:49:47,890.8073628 --> 00:49:55,780.8073628 And they, they crushed their earnings expectation and then their stock price has done nothing but, but dropped precipitously since. 755 00:49:55,780.8073628 --> 00:49:57,370.8073628 It's ridiculous. 756 00:49:58,120.8073628 --> 00:49:58,630.8073628 yeah. 757 00:49:59,805.8073628 --> 00:50:00,95.8073628 Yeah. 758 00:50:00,280.8073628 --> 00:50:03,970.8073628 Why is that happening? I don't know. 759 00:50:04,0.8073628 --> 00:50:06,940.8073628 People do not believe in this stock or something anymore. 760 00:50:06,940.8073628 --> 00:50:16,720.8073628 I, here I'll show you the, here's the, here's the one month, um, the one month graph, which doesn't look good. 761 00:50:16,930.8073628 --> 00:50:18,310.8073628 I think we should see it as a line. 762 00:50:18,310.8073628 --> 00:50:18,940.8073628 That's better. 763 00:50:19,570.8073628 --> 00:50:20,140.8073628 Okay. 764 00:50:20,200.8073628 --> 00:50:21,40.8073628 That's not good. 765 00:50:21,100.8073628 --> 00:50:22,600.8073628 Down 24% in a month. 766 00:50:22,690.8073628 --> 00:50:24,220.8073628 Well, here's the earnings estimate. 767 00:50:24,220.8073628 --> 00:50:28,510.8073628 $1 and 3 cents earnings, actual $1 88 cents. 768 00:50:29,140.8073628 --> 00:50:38,102.1112177 So why not makes perfect sense that you would just like, go into freaking decline, I don't What's a six month chart look like? I wanna see a six month chart. 769 00:50:40,127.1112177 --> 00:50:43,52.1112177 Uh, I mean like kind of a person though. 770 00:50:44,957.1112177 --> 00:50:46,337.1112177 his mouth is open right here. 771 00:50:46,577.1112177 --> 00:50:46,867.1112177 Yeah. 772 00:50:46,897.1112177 --> 00:50:48,182.1112177 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 773 00:50:48,227.1112177 --> 00:50:49,367.1112177 probably, his mouth's a Gabe. 774 00:50:49,367.1112177 --> 00:50:50,867.1112177 'cause he is like, what is that.in 775 00:50:50,867.1112177 --> 00:50:59,117.1112177 front of my i What is happening guys? If you ever have the mouth, a gabe.in 776 00:50:59,117.1112177 --> 00:51:06,77.1112177 front of the eye chart, never has there been, so, never has there been a clearer cell signal. 777 00:51:10,577.1112177 --> 00:51:12,287.1112177 yeah, totally. 778 00:51:12,497.1112177 --> 00:51:12,977.1112177 Yeah. 779 00:51:13,157.1112177 --> 00:51:21,917.1112177 Well, how are our friends doing? I will show p 500 doing? We are up 10%, right? Oh, plus a little bit. 780 00:51:21,977.1112177 --> 00:51:24,167.1112177 Plus our, our unrealized. 781 00:51:25,247.1112177 --> 00:51:26,417.1112177 yeah, exactly. 782 00:51:26,717.1112177 --> 00:51:27,227.1112177 Well. 783 00:51:27,677.1112177 --> 00:51:30,287.1112177 Let me show you how the s and p 500 is doing. 784 00:51:30,317.1112177 --> 00:51:34,487.1112177 We were up to date and uh, they, oh, they've ticked over to up, man. 785 00:51:34,487.1112177 --> 00:51:36,887.1112177 The s and p's been on a wild ride today, I'll tell you what. 786 00:51:37,577.1112177 --> 00:51:40,97.1112177 But anyway, they're up 0.1%, 787 00:51:40,217.1112177 --> 00:51:42,617.1112177 they're up 5% lifetime. 788 00:51:42,677.1112177 --> 00:51:44,897.1112177 So it's been a rough, it's been a rough patch. 789 00:51:44,987.1112177 --> 00:51:46,457.1112177 It's been a rough patch, man. 790 00:51:47,177.1112177 --> 00:51:49,277.1112177 Uh, I That's interesting. 791 00:51:50,927.1112177 --> 00:51:53,897.1112177 fascinating It now. 792 00:51:53,897.1112177 --> 00:52:01,607.1112177 Guest I don't remember what it, I don't remember what it was last time we had, we pulled it up, but it's, uh, we were up 18 and it was up like eight. 793 00:52:01,607.1112177 --> 00:52:04,412.1112177 We've been beating it by about 10 points, right, right. 794 00:52:04,472.1112177 --> 00:52:04,922.1112177 Yeah. 795 00:52:05,477.1112177 --> 00:52:09,977.1112177 so they gained on us a we fucking, because we're geniuses, that's right. 796 00:52:10,397.1112177 --> 00:52:10,817.1112177 Right. 797 00:52:11,372.1112177 --> 00:52:18,212.1112177 we we went to our own advice we went to the Genius School of Electricity and stock picking, um, and Yeah. 798 00:52:18,212.1112177 --> 00:52:19,202.1112177 Satellites. 799 00:52:19,202.1112177 --> 00:52:23,102.1112177 And yeah, you just asked me how anything works. 800 00:52:23,102.1112177 --> 00:52:23,732.1112177 I'll tell you. 801 00:52:25,142.1112177 --> 00:52:28,562.1112177 Um, no. 802 00:52:28,562.1112177 --> 00:52:35,537.1112177 So our friends are actually in the, in the green They finally, finally have made it into the green, although they've had a rough day today. 803 00:52:35,537.1112177 --> 00:52:36,197.1112177 Finally. 804 00:52:36,737.1112177 --> 00:52:46,247.1112177 And you know why? Because of Hasbro, since that kid picked Hasbro a little over a week ago, it's been up 12%. 805 00:52:46,787.1112177 --> 00:52:48,347.1112177 Yeah, I'll show you. 806 00:52:48,647.1112177 --> 00:52:56,327.1112177 They, um, basically they had an earnings report and they crushed it on earnings and at point today. 807 00:52:56,747.1112177 --> 00:52:59,357.1112177 well, they're down a point today, but I mean, they can live with that. 808 00:52:59,417.1112177 --> 00:53:09,407.1112177 I mean, but in the past, uh, I don't, this chart a weird, anyway. 809 00:53:09,467.1112177 --> 00:53:09,887.1112177 it yet. 810 00:53:10,427.1112177 --> 00:53:11,507.1112177 I can only see the dots. 811 00:53:11,507.1112177 --> 00:53:13,862.1112177 I They are, are their earning surprise. 812 00:53:13,862.1112177 --> 00:53:14,222.1112177 Yeah. 813 00:53:14,227.1112177 --> 00:53:16,592.1112177 I'm the, I'm in the same, but they're earning surprise. 814 00:53:16,592.1112177 --> 00:53:21,572.1112177 Back on the 20th of, so less than a week ago, their earning surprise was 33% higher than expected. 815 00:53:21,572.1112177 --> 00:53:23,792.1112177 So they just, they shot to the moon after that. 816 00:53:25,143.7778844 --> 00:53:34,593.7778844 I thought today might be the day we actually talk about, uh, letter g Genpact Oh since, uh, since we talked about Ford like a month ago. 817 00:53:34,893.7778844 --> 00:53:44,13.7778844 F Um, so I went up, I went and looked up Gen Ppac, uh, and, um, and Calin. 818 00:53:44,13.7778844 --> 00:53:49,383.7778844 See if you, since you can explain things and you know how things work, maybe you can tell me what the hell these people do. 819 00:53:49,923.7778844 --> 00:53:57,873.7778844 Uh, their professional services and solutions firm, they have 125,000 employees, uh, driven. 820 00:53:57,903.7778844 --> 00:54:04,593.7778844 Of course, they're all driven by their innate curiosity, entrepreneurial agility, and desire to create lasting value for clients. 821 00:54:05,193.7778844 --> 00:54:11,613.7778844 Um, uh, they have deep business and industry knowledge, digital operation services. 822 00:54:12,258.7778844 --> 00:54:20,28.7778844 Uh, and what was funny is like when I first, the last time I clicked through these, I'm sure it'll work great, but like I clicked on these and the, like, the links didn't work. 823 00:54:20,28.7778844 --> 00:54:25,518.7778844 I was like, okay, definitely, I'm definitely, uh, trusting you guys. 824 00:54:25,548.7778844 --> 00:54:29,688.7778844 Um, with my it, um, yeah. 825 00:54:29,688.7778844 --> 00:54:37,548.7778844 I was like, uh, oh wait, so then you're like, get to know us@gpac.com, 826 00:54:38,448.7778844 --> 00:54:43,158.7778844 and it's like, all right, what we do get these cookies outta here. 827 00:54:43,188.7778844 --> 00:54:47,778.7778844 What do we, what do we do? We have these different industries. 828 00:54:47,778.7778844 --> 00:54:49,218.7778844 These are our services. 829 00:54:49,353.7778844 --> 00:54:53,718.7778844 like, we do all of the major areas of business, Yeah. 830 00:54:53,778.7778844 --> 00:55:02,988.7778844 And, um, experience and experience services create digital member experiences. 831 00:55:03,918.7778844 --> 00:55:05,538.7778844 I, I'm, I'm like totally fishing here. 832 00:55:05,538.7778844 --> 00:55:06,558.7778844 I have no idea. 833 00:55:07,818.7778844 --> 00:55:08,478.7778844 I got a close. 834 00:55:08,688.7778844 --> 00:55:09,198.7778844 Uh, beauty. 835 00:55:09,288.7778844 --> 00:55:09,708.7778844 Beauty. 836 00:55:10,68.7778844 --> 00:55:10,428.7778844 Yeah. 837 00:55:12,108.7778844 --> 00:55:22,338.7778844 so I mean, yeah, there the, it sounds like tech stuff where you're just like, how you, how people interact with your business, right? Like I, I guess so. 838 00:55:22,403.7778844 --> 00:55:22,823.7778844 mm-hmm. 839 00:55:23,628.7778844 --> 00:55:25,998.7778844 I was like, um, oh yeah. 840 00:55:25,998.7778844 --> 00:55:26,868.7778844 News and events. 841 00:55:26,898.7778844 --> 00:55:27,108.7778844 All right. 842 00:55:27,108.7778844 --> 00:55:39,408.7778844 This is getting old, but I was like, uh, what was the one? Genpak accelerates innovation through service as an age as an agent to solutions. 843 00:55:40,518.7778844 --> 00:55:47,268.7778844 Uh, today they announced they're launching AgTech solutions as part of it to pivot to reimagining delivery. 844 00:55:48,198.7778844 --> 00:55:49,98.7778844 Genack service. 845 00:55:49,98.7778844 --> 00:56:03,528.7778844 As AgTech solutions will accelerate innovation for enterprises by fundamentally changing how we services are delivered, enabling business operations to evolve from traditional linear models to agent led delivery. 846 00:56:04,548.7778844 --> 00:56:09,588.7778844 Uh, so the CEO said The rapid evolution of intelligence is reshaping future work. 847 00:56:09,588.7778844 --> 00:56:13,308.7778844 Businesses are looking to effectively embed AI at scale. 848 00:56:14,58.7778844 --> 00:56:21,408.7778844 The key is to unlock mass personalization and precision supported by strong governance of autonomous agent led delivery. 849 00:56:21,978.7778844 --> 00:56:32,28.7778844 Our deep domain and process expertise, we empower enterprise to realize full potential of AI while enhancing control and cost trust. 850 00:56:32,583.7778844 --> 00:56:35,553.7778844 it's like so much consultants speak on top of itself. 851 00:56:35,553.7778844 --> 00:56:45,783.7778844 It's like, you know when consultants do the stuff that we're just like, we're like saying nothing but like sounding like we're saying something, but it's just like continued on and on and on and on and on. 852 00:56:45,783.7778844 --> 00:56:46,353.7778844 That it's like. 853 00:56:46,818.7778844 --> 00:56:54,485.4445511 Like nothing compounded, you know, it's like, it's like nothing factorial, like, you know, like, um, yeah. 854 00:56:54,491.6917166 --> 00:57:00,401.6917166 Hopefully if I was in the marketplace to buy their, to pay for their services, I wouldn't know what the hell they're talking about. 855 00:57:00,446.6917166 --> 00:57:02,246.6917166 I know just you to hire here. 856 00:57:02,486.6917166 --> 00:57:05,741.6917166 Gen know I need an agentic solution. 857 00:57:06,161.6917166 --> 00:57:15,581.6917166 What I need is, I need I need an an AI portal with a more customer focused, centric approach. 858 00:57:16,781.6917166 --> 00:57:21,131.6917166 I what Charlie, what's the number to, Yeah. 859 00:57:21,851.6917166 --> 00:57:25,541.6917166 Like, like, yeah. 860 00:57:25,661.6917166 --> 00:57:34,631.6917166 you're in the, you're in the, you're in the meeting and everybody's like, okay, what are we gonna do this quarter? I, who's got an idea? do? I've got an idea. 861 00:57:34,631.6917166 --> 00:57:46,61.6917166 We need some, some like ai synergy, like enhancements to our, our, our customer pla experience. 862 00:57:46,271.6917166 --> 00:57:49,31.6917166 That's No chance, Diane, no one does that. 863 00:57:49,31.6917166 --> 00:57:51,911.6917166 There's no one who's brought that to the marketplace. 864 00:57:52,121.6917166 --> 00:57:54,161.6917166 'cause that would be, you're so right. 865 00:57:54,161.6917166 --> 00:57:58,601.6917166 It's the golden ticket to our next quarters, uh, hitting our financial goals. 866 00:57:59,351.6917166 --> 00:58:13,571.6917166 It's like, Does anyone, can anyone name a company that could do customer-centric synergy? What about Charlie? What's the, what's the number for Genack? Get them on the phone. 867 00:58:13,706.6917166 --> 00:58:14,996.6917166 It's like I've got it. 868 00:58:16,736.6917166 --> 00:58:17,276.6917166 Hello. 869 00:58:17,306.6917166 --> 00:58:19,406.6917166 I'm using your tape to co make a phone call here. 870 00:58:20,381.6917166 --> 00:58:20,651.6917166 All right. 871 00:58:20,651.6917166 --> 00:58:22,1.6917166 Yes, this is, uh, yes. 872 00:58:22,1.6917166 --> 00:58:24,341.6917166 Hello, this is Jen P how my director call. 873 00:58:25,136.6917166 --> 00:58:25,946.6917166 Genack, yes. 874 00:58:25,946.6917166 --> 00:58:36,686.6917166 This is the CEO of some company and, uh, I need to hire you guys immediately giving on the horn with your chief sales officer or something, or whatever. 875 00:58:36,821.6917166 --> 00:58:48,656.6917166 Can you, can you, uh, tell me which, uh, service, uh, service vertical that you would represent? The, uh, customer centric AI synergistic solutioning department. 876 00:58:49,506.6917166 --> 00:58:50,681.6917166 Uh, uh, hang on, sir. 877 00:58:50,681.6917166 --> 00:58:53,111.6917166 I have a, uh, I have an AI department. 878 00:58:53,351.6917166 --> 00:58:57,311.6917166 Uh, I'm showing an AI department and a customer centric department. 879 00:58:57,311.6917166 --> 00:59:00,927.6917166 Uh, which of the, but I don't see an AI customer 'em. 880 00:59:01,331.6917166 --> 00:59:02,621.6917166 Didn't I say I'm A CEO. 881 00:59:04,871.6917166 --> 00:59:05,51.6917166 now. 882 00:59:05,51.6917166 --> 00:59:06,911.6917166 We're on a conference call now. 883 00:59:06,911.6917166 --> 00:59:11,51.6917166 We're on a conference call with Jed P Oh, hey. 884 00:59:11,51.6917166 --> 00:59:12,71.6917166 Uh, hey Frank. 885 00:59:12,71.6917166 --> 00:59:16,151.6917166 How are things going over there at AI today? AI centric, uh oh, great. 886 00:59:16,151.6917166 --> 00:59:21,191.6917166 How are things going in customer centric? Oh, uh oh. 887 00:59:21,491.6917166 --> 00:59:21,791.6917166 though. 888 00:59:22,421.6917166 --> 00:59:23,921.6917166 We got a big problem over here. 889 00:59:24,41.6917166 --> 00:59:24,611.6917166 Yeah. 890 00:59:24,791.6917166 --> 00:59:25,211.6917166 Yeah. 891 00:59:25,241.6917166 --> 00:59:25,601.6917166 Okay. 892 00:59:25,601.6917166 --> 00:59:32,861.6917166 Could you explain your, could you explain your problem? What we really like to, here at Genack, we really like to get to the heart of our customers issues. 893 00:59:32,981.6917166 --> 00:59:34,541.6917166 Could you, uh, Yeah. 894 00:59:35,141.6917166 --> 00:59:36,311.6917166 My see, sir, that you're. 895 00:59:38,51.6917166 --> 00:59:53,351.6917166 like we we're really at a lull in the synergistic component of like our customer AI solutioning experience, and Well, sir, that. 896 00:59:54,146.6917166 --> 00:59:56,876.6917166 you've come to the right place here at Genack. 897 00:59:56,906.6917166 --> 00:59:57,206.6917166 We do. 898 00:59:57,281.6917166 --> 00:59:58,1.6917166 knew I had. 899 01:00:00,506.6917166 --> 01:00:05,666.6917166 Why don't we? What we like to do first is a little, what we call a discovery phase. 900 01:00:06,671.6917166 --> 01:00:14,846.6917166 Okay, Why don't we schedule a disco? What you need, sir, is you need more AMP peers. 901 01:00:14,936.6917166 --> 01:00:18,701.6917166 You need Oh, I'm not getting enough of this. 902 01:00:19,151.6917166 --> 01:00:19,361.6917166 Woohoo. 903 01:00:20,621.6917166 --> 01:00:21,911.6917166 I knew it. 904 01:00:22,211.6917166 --> 01:00:22,811.6917166 Tom. 905 01:00:23,751.6917166 --> 01:00:24,791.6917166 Tom fired. 906 01:00:24,941.6917166 --> 01:00:25,946.6917166 I Amp up though. 907 01:00:26,366.6917166 --> 01:00:28,376.6917166 Amp? No sir. 908 01:00:28,376.6917166 --> 01:00:32,186.6917166 I told you it's not the Ampers, it's the ohms. 909 01:00:32,186.6917166 --> 01:00:33,716.6917166 Don't listen to the consultants. 910 01:00:33,941.6917166 --> 01:00:35,951.6917166 ohm fa those ohms up. 911 01:00:35,951.6917166 --> 01:00:38,111.6917166 We need the ohms being bigger. 912 01:00:38,201.6917166 --> 01:00:42,251.6917166 More of the, of the ampers going. 913 01:00:42,626.6917166 --> 01:00:45,116.6917166 You can't solve customer centric. 914 01:00:45,476.6917166 --> 01:00:53,726.6917166 You can't solve customer centric AI centricity issues without sufficient enough. 915 01:00:53,786.6917166 --> 01:00:54,626.6917166 Woo. 916 01:00:54,626.6917166 --> 01:01:04,411.6917166 Like, whatcha doing? God, I, how, how did I end up with this fucking guy in my fucking C-Suite? Gen Gen Pak, do you understand what we're going here through here? Gen Ppac. 917 01:01:04,736.6917166 --> 01:01:13,796.6917166 You see what I have to deal with every Do you see what I'm working with? God, I'll sign literally any contract you put in front of me right now, get a co, get it over. 918 01:01:14,126.6917166 --> 01:01:18,236.6917166 We All right, well, here's our $1 billion Wizards of the Coast. 919 01:01:18,236.6917166 --> 01:01:19,196.6917166 Uh, Done. 920 01:01:19,406.6917166 --> 01:01:20,186.6917166 Done. 921 01:01:21,56.6917166 --> 01:01:25,136.6917166 When can you start? well, uh, yes. 922 01:01:25,136.6917166 --> 01:01:29,906.6917166 Our discovery phase tends to last between six months and nine years. 923 01:01:30,746.6917166 --> 01:01:32,36.6917166 Okay, that's fine. 924 01:01:32,36.6917166 --> 01:01:32,636.6917166 That's fine. 925 01:01:32,696.6917166 --> 01:01:33,716.6917166 However long it takes. 926 01:01:33,716.6917166 --> 01:01:43,436.6917166 We're getting to the bottom of this synergistic ai com consumer, you know, platform talk, experience issue any mountain to champion this project. 927 01:01:43,886.6917166 --> 01:01:44,366.6917166 Yeah. 928 01:01:44,366.6917166 --> 01:01:44,906.6917166 Yeah. 929 01:01:45,386.6917166 --> 01:01:47,696.6917166 Just let me know who I need to fire, including Tom. 930 01:01:48,206.6917166 --> 01:01:50,546.6917166 Like, Tom's long gone, Tom's packed his shit. 931 01:01:50,756.6917166 --> 01:01:50,906.6917166 Man. 932 01:01:50,906.6917166 --> 01:01:51,506.6917166 That guy. 933 01:01:52,646.6917166 --> 01:01:53,66.6917166 Yeah. 934 01:01:54,326.6917166 --> 01:01:54,776.6917166 Yeah. 935 01:01:55,16.6917166 --> 01:02:00,506.6917166 So yeah, I feel really good about Gen Pack and in conclusion, like we should definitely buy them. 936 01:02:00,746.6917166 --> 01:02:02,846.6917166 Are we investing in gpac? That's a yes. 937 01:02:04,166.6917166 --> 01:02:04,856.6917166 All right. 938 01:02:05,276.6917166 --> 01:02:06,806.6917166 It's got room to run, man. 939 01:02:06,806.6917166 --> 01:02:09,176.6917166 It's got not up with those AI multiples. 940 01:02:09,926.6917166 --> 01:02:10,556.6917166 Right. 941 01:02:10,946.6917166 --> 01:02:13,16.6917166 they're clearly solving business problems. 942 01:02:13,676.6917166 --> 01:02:14,186.6917166 Yeah. 943 01:02:14,666.6917166 --> 01:02:18,926.6917166 Or at least talking about them in ways that no one understands and is too embarrassed to ask. 944 01:02:18,926.6917166 --> 01:02:22,676.6917166 Like That's, it's thereby soaking their customers. 945 01:02:22,676.6917166 --> 01:02:24,266.6917166 I think that's the thing to Yeah. 946 01:02:24,356.6917166 --> 01:02:27,896.6917166 I mean, I think that's what a lot of, uh, companies like this do. 947 01:02:28,466.6917166 --> 01:02:31,826.6917166 Like No, Yeah, we are smarter than you. 948 01:02:32,486.6917166 --> 01:02:34,286.6917166 There's 120,000 of us. 949 01:02:34,436.6917166 --> 01:02:34,646.6917166 Hmm. 950 01:02:35,366.6917166 --> 01:02:35,906.6917166 Yeah. 951 01:02:36,476.6917166 --> 01:02:36,956.6917166 Right. 952 01:02:37,436.6917166 --> 01:02:41,276.6917166 what you need is which is a lot, that is a very big organization. 953 01:02:41,276.6917166 --> 01:02:43,736.6917166 Like how big is like Deloitte, like. 954 01:02:44,441.6917166 --> 01:02:44,756.6917166 I Oh. 955 01:02:44,756.6917166 --> 01:02:45,836.6917166 Bigger than that, I think. 956 01:02:45,836.6917166 --> 01:02:57,566.6917166 But, uh, how many employees at Deloitte? do with my phone? 457,000 globally. 957 01:02:57,626.6917166 --> 01:02:59,726.6917166 So that's about four times as big. 958 01:03:01,91.6917166 --> 01:03:01,661.6917166 Wow. 959 01:03:01,691.6917166 --> 01:03:05,846.6917166 I mean, I know they're everywhere, like all over the world, Oh, yeah. 960 01:03:06,296.6917166 --> 01:03:13,91.6917166 Well, and like a bunch of these places have like gone outta business and stuff and they've all sort of rolled into, Right. 961 01:03:13,361.6917166 --> 01:03:15,521.6917166 That's like the fucking way of the world it seems. 962 01:03:16,256.6917166 --> 01:03:29,576.6917166 yeah, It's like we try to fight monopolies kind of, but like then, I don't know, well, if they sold chocolate, then Lena Kahn would roll in and freaking, yeah, she'd be like, what the fuck? I or if they're an airline. 963 01:03:29,621.6917166 --> 01:03:32,171.6917166 day and we have a problem to fix here. 964 01:03:32,621.6917166 --> 01:03:34,931.6917166 And it is Mars Company. 965 01:03:35,51.6917166 --> 01:03:38,771.6917166 What the hell? I can't find hardly any chocolate except for like. 966 01:03:39,131.6917166 --> 01:03:44,586.6917166 Totos Locos, like, or whatever, like they're made in Mexico, but you know. 967 01:03:45,86.6917166 --> 01:03:46,970.0250499 joke Yeah. 968 01:03:46,970.0250499 --> 01:03:52,10.0250499 Gen P'S revenue in, uh, well, trailing 12 month revenue is $4.6 969 01:03:52,10.0250499 --> 01:03:52,910.0250499 billion. 970 01:03:52,910.0250499 --> 01:03:56,570.0250499 So that's, those 120,000 people are generating a 4.6 971 01:03:56,570.0250499 --> 01:03:57,410.0250499 billion in revenue. 972 01:03:58,280.0250499 --> 01:03:58,670.0250499 I dunno. 973 01:03:58,730.0250499 --> 01:03:59,390.0250499 Okay, fine. 974 01:03:59,390.0250499 --> 01:03:59,930.0250499 We'll buy it. 975 01:04:00,50.0250499 --> 01:04:00,650.0250499 We'll buy it. 976 01:04:00,710.0250499 --> 01:04:01,340.0250499 It's a buy. 977 01:04:01,415.0250499 --> 01:04:01,775.0250499 have to. 978 01:04:01,775.0250499 --> 01:04:04,130.0250499 If you are against it, then we, we gonna Oh, I don't care. 979 01:04:04,130.0250499 --> 01:04:05,360.0250499 What do I care? It's funny money. 980 01:04:05,360.0250499 --> 01:04:09,665.0250499 Like I don't, I like, Well, I know, but I don't wanna make the decision on myself. 981 01:04:10,370.0250499 --> 01:04:15,680.0250499 I just, I, I, I just, I stay, stick with, I have no idea. 982 01:04:15,785.0250499 --> 01:04:17,405.0250499 I'm like, yeah. 983 01:04:19,100.0250499 --> 01:04:21,260.0250499 I mean, we really did some amazing due diligence. 984 01:04:21,260.0250499 --> 01:04:28,40.0250499 We read a couple of pages of their website and, and let's do a skit, and then, and then a role played on sales call. 985 01:04:28,400.0250499 --> 01:04:29,210.0250499 right? Yeah. 986 01:04:29,420.0250499 --> 01:04:38,480.0250499 We're like, let's just use this, the, you know, consulting speak, but Yeah, I mean, we've, uh, we've made decisions on less, so. 987 01:04:39,530.0250499 --> 01:04:40,160.0250499 All right. 988 01:04:40,250.0250499 --> 01:04:40,520.0250499 All right. 989 01:04:40,520.0250499 --> 01:04:47,930.0250499 Let's, all right, let's pass and let's see if we can, uh, determine if Hyatt Hotels, uh, is any better Okay. 990 01:04:48,200.0250499 --> 01:04:56,390.0250499 of an investment with their, uh, 6 billion of income of revenue. 991 01:04:56,390.0250499 --> 01:04:57,290.0250499 So, Okay. 992 01:04:57,630.0250499 --> 01:05:06,240.0250499 Yeah, I, I did take pictures by the way of, uh, you have a, a play that was written for your ninth birthday and, uh, oh, wait. 993 01:05:07,170.0250499 --> 01:05:08,310.0250499 I can't read all that though. 994 01:05:08,640.0250499 --> 01:05:11,400.0250499 Um, I will read, however, this is your senior sketch. 995 01:05:11,730.0250499 --> 01:05:17,850.0250499 Um, you, uh, you were born this day, lived in these places, blah, blah, blah. 996 01:05:18,240.0250499 --> 01:05:18,900.0250499 Here's some stuff. 997 01:05:18,900.0250499 --> 01:05:27,270.0250499 You're into your favorite afterschool activities are camping with Scouts, working at CAP twice a week and working for Sierra Environmental. 998 01:05:27,330.0250499 --> 01:05:31,530.0250499 I'm like, those are your favorite afterschool activities or working, and is a job. 999 01:05:32,220.0250499 --> 01:05:35,70.0250499 your least favorite vegetable is squash. 1000 01:05:35,820.0250499 --> 01:05:42,450.0250499 Um, in 10 years from now, I would like to be building ceramic engines. 1001 01:05:42,630.0250499 --> 01:05:43,140.0250499 Mm-hmm. 1002 01:05:44,700.0250499 --> 01:05:49,920.0250499 What does that mean? You Even I don't know anymore. 1003 01:05:49,980.0250499 --> 01:05:50,40.0250499 Yeah. 1004 01:05:52,440.0250499 --> 01:05:54,215.0250499 I'm like, what? Like. 1005 01:05:55,950.0250499 --> 01:06:01,710.0250499 Where did what? I didn't know you were ambitious in this way. 1006 01:06:02,370.0250499 --> 01:06:12,300.0250499 What is a ceramic engine? Why do Clearly things changed a lot because the Germany letter you read earlier in there, I said I would like to be a professional musician someday, so yeah. 1007 01:06:12,720.0250499 --> 01:06:14,190.0250499 I know I couldn't nail it down. 1008 01:06:14,305.0250499 --> 01:06:14,725.0250499 Mm-hmm. 1009 01:06:14,910.0250499 --> 01:06:16,350.0250499 No, certainly not. 1010 01:06:16,560.0250499 --> 01:06:17,400.0250499 That's clear. 1011 01:06:18,413.2068681 --> 01:06:20,723.2068681 I remember the, the Senior Spotlight thing. 1012 01:06:21,713.2068681 --> 01:06:22,223.2068681 Yeah. 1013 01:06:22,703.2068681 --> 01:06:33,323.2068681 there's a line in there about my favorite, uh, I, I don't know why I think about this periodically, but there's a line in there about my favorite ice cream, and I think I wrote Rocky Road Cookies and Oh, cos and Cream. 1014 01:06:33,323.2068681 --> 01:06:33,653.2068681 Okay. 1015 01:06:34,598.2068681 --> 01:06:55,478.2068681 When the true answer is actually sh I, I'm like, I should have said, I actually don't mu, I don't much like ice cream is the true answer, but I didn't have the, I don't know, I didn't have the, wasn't brave enough to say that, which, so it's one of these like weird things I think my ceramic engines and eating, eating tons of ice creams or not eating it. 1016 01:06:55,478.2068681 --> 01:06:59,288.2068681 If I ever gain the strength to tell people I don't want to eat it. 1017 01:07:03,948.2068681 --> 01:07:04,598.2068681 I don't know why. 1018 01:07:04,598.2068681 --> 01:07:21,98.2068681 This is one of those things that has stuck with me and, um, We are like, why did I say that? yeah, and why do I care here 30 years later? But anyway, the new weight of the gummy bear is one pound, 7.5 1019 01:07:21,98.2068681 --> 01:07:21,518.2068681 ounces. 1020 01:07:21,518.2068681 --> 01:07:24,848.2068681 I ate nearly four ounces of gummy bear, so. 1021 01:07:26,18.2068681 --> 01:07:26,738.2068681 Good work. 1022 01:07:27,53.2068681 --> 01:07:27,893.2068681 yeah, thank you. 1023 01:07:29,93.2068681 --> 01:07:35,813.2068681 Um, the other, the other story from my youth that I, I felt guilt about this for like, easily a decade, all right. 1024 01:07:36,353.2068681 --> 01:07:47,993.2068681 So they had, uh, when I was in elementary school, each, like homeroom had a student of the week, and on Friday you got to go to the student week party, which was in the library. 1025 01:07:47,993.2068681 --> 01:07:57,173.2068681 And you got to play on the c computers, which were all like TRS eighties or something, and play the crappy, you know, no, no graphics, video games and things like that. 1026 01:07:57,173.2068681 --> 01:07:58,703.2068681 And you got, I don't know, a cupcake. 1027 01:07:59,963.2068681 --> 01:08:05,933.2068681 And, uh, anyway, I had a, for, I don't remember why, but I, 'cause I hurt myself or something. 1028 01:08:05,933.2068681 --> 01:08:12,863.2068681 So instead of Jim, I would, I volunteered in the library one period, a a day or something. 1029 01:08:13,283.2068681 --> 01:08:15,383.2068681 I, this is a question for mom, I don't know. 1030 01:08:15,383.2068681 --> 01:08:25,373.2068681 But anyhow, and so one of these Fridays, I, I joined into the student of the week party without being the student of the week. 1031 01:08:26,693.2068681 --> 01:08:35,543.2068681 And, Oh my God, the, uh, teacher assistant who caught me, you know, was like, are you, I'm like, I'm not. 1032 01:08:35,543.2068681 --> 01:08:39,743.2068681 So I'm playing the video games, like, wait a minute, she's counting or whatever, wait a minute. 1033 01:08:40,973.2068681 --> 01:08:41,903.2068681 And I'm like, no, I'm not. 1034 01:08:42,113.2068681 --> 01:08:43,673.2068681 And she's like, well, you gotta go. 1035 01:08:44,123.2068681 --> 01:08:47,483.2068681 She wasn't mad or anything, but just like, you can't be here, you gotta go. 1036 01:08:47,483.2068681 --> 01:08:49,823.2068681 And I'm like, I felt I was wracked with guilt. 1037 01:08:50,33.2068681 --> 01:08:53,63.2068681 Wracked with guilt, I think, until I was a senior in high school. 1038 01:08:53,453.2068681 --> 01:08:59,123.2068681 I just, I think, I don't know, every now and then, you'd be like, man, look how bad I am. 1039 01:08:59,633.2068681 --> 01:09:01,283.2068681 you know? such a bad kid. 1040 01:09:01,283.2068681 --> 01:09:27,968.2068681 I, I went to the student of the week party when I wasn't student of the week, And then, and then now every so often you see a news article or something and these kids have broken into a car dealership and driven the cars around and run 'em into each other or something, or tipped over, you know, I'm like, I'm like, I wish I had the balls these kids had, I would've loved to like freaking drive cars, bash them into each nowhere near that shit. 1041 01:09:28,148.2068681 --> 01:09:31,58.2068681 You're miles and miles away from that. 1042 01:09:31,58.2068681 --> 01:09:35,363.2068681 Like, like, know you kids think you're bad, but listen to me. 1043 01:09:35,513.2068681 --> 01:09:39,83.2068681 I attended a student of the week party uninvited. 1044 01:09:40,238.2068681 --> 01:09:41,228.2068681 Bad. 1045 01:09:41,498.2068681 --> 01:09:43,88.2068681 I was a bad kid. 1046 01:09:43,718.2068681 --> 01:09:46,238.2068681 Just a bad kid. 1047 01:09:46,658.2068681 --> 01:09:50,528.2068681 Like I don't even, I don't wanna shock anyone without bad. 1048 01:09:50,528.2068681 --> 01:09:55,358.2068681 I was, but there was a one time. 1049 01:09:57,503.2068681 --> 01:10:01,493.2068681 I These are, we're digging in the skeletons in the closet here. 1050 01:10:01,673.2068681 --> 01:10:03,773.2068681 times, but like, yeah. 1051 01:10:04,523.2068681 --> 01:10:07,673.2068681 But this one time when I, I wasn't student of the week. 1052 01:10:07,673.2068681 --> 01:10:11,903.2068681 I went and played computer games with the students of the week. 1053 01:10:12,863.2068681 --> 01:10:18,143.2068681 I totally got busted and I I didn't even, that again. 1054 01:10:18,143.2068681 --> 01:10:20,303.2068681 Like I didn't even get the sticker. 1055 01:10:21,143.2068681 --> 01:10:27,628.7756168 I had a student of the week sticker and I didn't get one, you know? here's the good news, Kalin. 1056 01:10:27,628.7756168 --> 01:10:32,338.7756168 We've, uh, we've continued our history of providing forgettable experiences here. 1057 01:10:32,338.7756168 --> 01:10:38,968.7756168 With yet another episode of Robert and Kalin Get Rich, I think we ought to cue the music and get the hell outta here. 1058 01:10:39,58.7756168 --> 01:10:39,118.7756168 too. 1059 01:10:39,118.7756168 --> 01:10:40,228.7756168 But be sure your, yeah. 1060 01:10:40,228.7756168 --> 01:10:42,388.7756168 Be sure your amp beers are doing enough. 1061 01:10:42,388.7756168 --> 01:10:45,748.7756168 Woo ooh. 1062 01:10:46,438.7756168 --> 01:10:46,798.7756168 Yeah. 1063 01:10:49,48.7756168 --> 01:10:56,68.7756168 you've been listening to Robert and Kaylin, explain Electricity and Explain AI podcast. 1064 01:10:56,608.7756168 --> 01:11:01,678.7756168 yeah, and what to do with your siblings hair and stuff after they die. 1065 01:11:02,338.7756168 --> 01:11:07,232.1089501 My God, it's a rich, basically the one thing we didn't talk about was it how to Get Rich. 1066 01:11:08,522.1089501 --> 01:11:14,222.1089501 I know we talked about finance for like two minutes, Unless gen pack has something to do with it or perhaps Hyatt. 1067 01:11:14,222.1089501 --> 01:11:26,792.1089501 So anyway, listen, if, if this is the kinda hard hitting, uh, financial analysis that you've been seeking out for all this time, what you need to do is subscribe 'cause you never know what we might talk about next week. 1068 01:11:26,822.1089501 --> 01:11:29,882.1089501 Also, if you'll like us, leave a review, send us an email. 1069 01:11:29,912.1089501 --> 01:11:32,282.1089501 Robert and Kalen getRich@gmail.com. 1070 01:11:32,282.1089501 --> 01:11:34,412.1089501 Kalyn is spelled K-A-L-Y-N. 1071 01:11:35,42.1089501 --> 01:11:38,972.1089501 And with that, I think there's just one thing left to say, Kalin. 1072 01:11:39,897.1089501 --> 01:11:42,347.1089501 Woo, Woo. 1073 01:11:42,347.1089501 --> 01:11:43,727.1089501 Amp ears. 1074 01:11:44,17.1089501 --> 01:11:45,362.1089501 we're, we're outta here. 1075 01:11:45,512.1089501 --> 01:11:45,992.1089501 Bye-bye.

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