March 28, 2025 • 50 mins
Join Robert and Kalyn as they dive into an eclectic mix of topics, from sampling Mountain Dew Code Red to the oddities of life coaching. Hear about the pitfalls of mixing Mountain Dew with beer, Kalyn's adventures with podcasts aimed at 'nurturing inner calm,' and why Robert prefers ordained ministers over life coaches. They also cover quirky anecdotes including scammy ski lift prices, wacky coffee preferences, and outrageous stories like riding sheep at rodeos. Throw in some chat about high-stakes boxing, eccentric millionaires, and the absurdities of small-town politics, this episode is a laugh-fest you won't want to miss. Perfect for anyone seeking humor in the mundane!
00:00 Introduction and Sampling Code Red 00:32 Podcast Assignment and Life Coaching 04:15 Manifesting and Mountain Dew 07:51 Coffee Preferences and Starbucks 10:24 Investing and Stock Market 13:39 Rodeo and Mutton Busting 15:44 Drag Racing and Air Force Training 23:12 Podcast Technical Issues and Portfolio Review 25:16 Refusing to Sell: A Defiant Stand 25:39 The Magazine Dilemma 26:28 Trump's Controversial Policies 29:13 Rodeo Talk and Mutton Busting 31:20 George Foreman: From Boxing to Grilling 41:10 The Influence of Names 43:29 Eccentric Millionaires and Local Politics 48:01 Podcast Wrap-Up and Final Thoughts
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(00:00):
So we'll be, um, sampling code red today.
Oh, how exciting.
I've seen that one.
I've seen that one.
What does it say on it? What is it supposed to be like? Uh, the flavor wise, that's not promising.
That could be the, uh, that could taste like cough syrup.
It also has, uh, the cherry flavor.
(00:20):
So yeah, there's a thing going around where like mixing Mountain Dew with beer was, was the big deal, and one of my buddies tried it and was like.
I'm on board.
It's not too bad.
Speaking of pod, I was, I was, uh, you know, I'm on that pod lottery thing and so, uh, yeah, yeah.
The one I got assigned today was, uh, love Your Life, show Nurturing, inner Calm for overwhelmed women.
(00:45):
Oh.
Perfect.
I like, yeah, like I'm Target.
Target market here.
Yeah.
That's got rabbit written all over it.
Right? I gotta nurture minor calm.
Yeah.
And.
Um, listen to the woman inside of you, like what does she need, Robert, how was it? Was it, was it, uh, was it as cheesy as it sounds? Uh, so far I've made it about five minutes in and, uh, she sounds.
(01:21):
She sounds very energetic.
She's a, uh, certified life coach.
Something, something, um, like Yeah, which means nothing.
I mean, she had to take a quiz, right? Yeah.
Man, I'm, I'm ordained in general, I feel like saying you're, you're an ordained minister, whatever, like.
Means more than saying you're a life coach.
(01:42):
Like, I don't know.
One point my therapist actually said to me like last week, she's like, maybe you should be a life coach.
I'm like, I don't really think that.
Like I'm in a position to be life.
I'm like, Hmm, that does sound like a good idea.
Natural next step for like depression is like, and unemployment.
Yeah.
Like I'm bored and I don't have any friends like.
(02:04):
So maybe I should tell other people, maybe this is one of those, like, if you can't do you teach kind of things like, I don't know.
Thanks for, thanks for seeing me today.
I could, I could really use some life coaching.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
Let's talk about it.
What's going on with you? Well, I'm just, you know, I'm not feeling real motivated.
You know, I'm, things are kind of getting, dragging on at work and you know, I mean, life at home is okay, but.
(02:29):
Yeah.
Well, at least you have a, a job and a family.
Like, that's better than me.
So there, yeah, I know, but I just, I'm not feeling like it's really like what I'm called to do, but I don't feel I'm, I don't feel that nourishes my soul.
Kaylyn.
I mean, yeah.
I mean, if you wanna be like me, then you should just quit and see how many hours a day you can sleep.
(02:52):
Quit.
That does sound interesting.
And sleep.
Yeah.
I'm kind of worried about being the mortgage kaylyn if I quit and, uh, you'll figure it out.
Things always work out.
I think I might, uh, go looking for another life at which I don't, I don't know that this is necessarily working out for me.
Yeah.
On the subject of, uh, podcasts and how well edited they are, um, and all that, I was listening to a podcast just.
(03:18):
The other day and to this podcast, I swear to God, the absolute end is the guest saying, uh, I gotta go.
I got another call right now.
Click.
And I said, me too.
No outro.
(03:39):
But yeah, Friday.
Like have the dial tone at the end, at the end of it or whatever.
You know, like I was listening to another one of my favorite podcasts and um, they were doing a live show.
They have this conference that they do, uh, and it was down in Miami.
And take a wild guess what hotel this conference was at that they were doing this podcast from, was it at a Hyatt? It was not Lowe's.
(04:02):
Low's.
Oh, Lowe's.
Ah.
I was like this hotel.
Hotel.
There's this hotel chain never heard of.
And then the very next week they're hosting.
I mean, I feel like this stuff happens all the time.
That, yeah.
That I absolutely, oh, my life coach told me that I'm.
Channeling the universe.
Yeah.
So, right.
You're manifesting, you're manifesting.
I was manifesting happy thoughts about low's, hotels.
(04:25):
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're like, I really wanna see a low's.
Like that's what I, that's what I wanna bring into my world.
Not like, not like love and, you know, financial success, but I wanna like see one, I just wanna be like, have it on my periphery.
Like I.
Yeah.
What, what is the, I, what is the process of manifesting? How, how does this work if you're a manifesting So book called The Secret, right? Yeah.
(04:53):
Which, um, that's where a lot of this stuff comes from.
And the secret is ask and you shall receive.
So basically you just say like, universe, I really want fine leather hand bags.
Bring them to me.
Obviously I said, man, universe, I want to see Louis' hotels.
(05:14):
Yeah, like I'm da the one, if I could have one wish from a genie right now, what it would be? CLOs.
Yeah.
So I'm a, I'm a non skier and so that, uh, mountain Dew is at a thing that was at the, like basically at the bottom of the ski slopes, right? These pedestrian passes.
(05:35):
I was like, okay, that's cool.
I mean, let's see what you know.
I mean, if this is like 10 bucks, 20, 25, let's give it a shot.
Nope.
$70.
Uh.
To walk around the bottom of a ski lift to take the gondola to the top.
A walk around up there and they have like a, oh, they have a place, then you can eat lunch and, you know, whatever, and enjoy the views.
(05:56):
Oh.
I mean, I guess like they can charge whatever they want.
Like who's gonna hike up the mountain, you know, like, you know, like if you're like, I really wanna go, I don't know.
No, it's, you just price people outta the market basically.
But the, uh, the actual, and the guy was like, well, it's a great deal because the, uh.
You know this, the lift tickets are $340, so.
Yeah.
(06:17):
Like yeah, but that includes skiing, right? And you're gonna like, so lemme get this straight ski all day and wait.
He is like, Hey, you can ride the goggle all day.
You can just, and think of a lunch.
Look at the lunch that you can go buy up there.
Man, they've got chicken tenders, like they got a chili today.
(06:39):
Yeah.
It's stupid the day.
Yes.
Soup.
You sure they sell candy bars? Yeah, like that.
I was like, bitch, over at the Mountain Dew tent, they get gimme free code red.
Yeah.
These people know how to do business.
They do.
They certainly do.
(07:01):
How is it by the way? Um.
It's, it's not ter I would not pay for that.
I would not buy another one.
Yeah.
But yeah.
Yeah.
It's not terrible.
Um, yeah, it's not like that mystery flavor where it was like, ah, gee, you know? Yeah.
I, I got the major melon once and that was awful.
(07:23):
Like, I'm drinkable, like, just terrible.
I don't know, like, why I thought that would be a flavor.
I, I don't know.
Well, this one here is, uh.
Yeah, mine's 170 calories, which I would, last time I drank a calorie soda.
I mean, it's, they're few and far between.
Right.
I would certainly never, again, except for the dedication I had this show, I would never, I would never drink that again.
(07:49):
Yeah.
Either way.
So, yeah, Ariel and Nathan are kind of coffee subs.
They're like, oh yeah, if you, you gotta do cold brew.
You have to have a different cut of the like es of like, whatever.
I can't even taste the difference, like I.
Uh, in any coffee, like, yeah, so.
I don't know.
I don't know how one, like interests the coffee arena and it's like, yes, let's go straight to black coffee.
(08:11):
Like, I, I find that un like I undrinkable, like if I'm going into meetings and there is no other option, I probably still won't drink it.
Like, wow.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Like I, you need a softer landing than that.
I agree.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like, uh, I can chop.
Yeah, start with a little cream, little sugar and, uh, back it off from there.
(08:32):
Start with a lot of cream and a lot of sugar, like if you're me, but I think that's what a lot of people you go to, you go to a Dunking Donuts, there's a lot of cream and a lot of She pud in a coffee.
I can tell you that.
Yeah.
I'm like, I'm like point some, some of these orders like, damn, you don't really like coffee, do you like, I'm like 25 creams and seven sugars.
And you're like, Jesus Christ.
(08:52):
Uh, yeah.
Those elaborate orders are.
People have, I don't know.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Well, and Duncan's even harder because they're like, how many, and I think the standard number is five.
And I don't even know, like I don't even know what the unit of measure is.
Right.
So you're like, you're like tablespoons seven.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Yeah, maybe it's only five in the extra large.
(09:14):
I, I have no idea.
Right.
Yeah, I don't know either.
But they needed a system, I guess, in fairness, so yeah, it's standard in some way.
Right? I know.
Like, I was like, I want a lot of cream.
And then like they, she was like, okay, I'll put in a lot.
And it was like.
A milkshake basically.
I was like, oh, okay.
Well that's fine.
(09:35):
I mean, I don't mind.
Maybe, maybe not a lot.
A lot maybe like Yeah, I don't want it to be 50 50, you know? Yeah.
Do you know that upper mid scale? It's like a lot, a little, A lot.
Not a lot.
A lot.
Yeah.
You know, right.
Yeah.
Totally.
Yeah.
That's funny.
You, you think, uh, Starbucks would come up with some Italian word for like.
(09:58):
For the colors or something like have a clear chart or have a de, you know.
Yeah.
Whatever, you know? Right.
Here's the P and the maju and the Yeah.
You know, the vasca and the Yeah, yeah.
Right.
Totally.
They should, I dunno why they don't, but I guess.
(10:19):
I just, those people at Starbucks are idiots.
Idiots.
I mean, yeah.
So stupid.
We'd invest in a company like that.
Our friends, actually, I know why.
I know actually I'm invested in Starbucks and it's done quite well.
Yeah, no, no doubt.
I'm not the right, I'm not their customer though, like.
(10:39):
I'm just selling it though because, um, it's really like stalled out.
I think.
Let's pull the chart up.
I mean yeah.
Looking at our friends, I mean, that's what was one of Andrea's first picks, right? So yeah, it's been kind of up and down, if I remember correctly.
Like, there's been weeks that we've had it looked good.
Mm, yeah.
(11:00):
Uh, it has been kinda up and down.
Yeah.
But where did I buy this? The.
Hmm.
Hang on, we're gonna find something out here.
Yeah, let's find something out.
Talk about talk amongst your yourself.
Yeah, I, yeah.
The best one in all of Houston.
(11:20):
The Kroger generic one.
It's like, that's funny by far.
Yeah, go ahead.
I know.
It's like by far the best.
This one, it is kind of a mixed bag.
Sometimes you get 'em in a, it's like not.
Creamy enough or whatever.
Like it's too hard.
Yeah.
But, uh, like when it's good, it's, it's as good, I think as Myers.
(11:43):
But Myers was really, really good.
I was like, man, I like when you go back to the store, like right away.
Like after get home, eat the entire thing, and then go right back to my, the store for, for more of it.
I don't know, I don't know what your Dogecoin thesis is, but I just don't see Elon things going well, like long term.
(12:04):
Yeah, no, I mean, you get right.
He's a lunatic, so who knows what's gonna happen, like Yeah.
Um.
Maybe next, maybe, maybe you should put in a stop and, and then, uh, and then, and then sell.
If it ever goes above, went back to brakeman or whatever.
Well, yeah, that one I bought on Robinhood, so like, that's like the most primitive.
(12:26):
I don't think there, I don't think there's like any other, like, you wanna sell right now, this is what we'll give you.
That's it.
Like there's a big red buy, a big green buy button and a big green red sell button.
Yeah, exactly.
Yes.
That's it.
But no, yeah.
cause everything you read says the key to succeeding in the stock market.
To be more active.
(12:46):
Well, I mean, yeah, to, well, to do anything, you know? So like, I don't know.
Maybe to exit your terrible positions that could be acting.
I don't.
I don't.
So like, yeah, but then we go back to like, but if I've already lost money.
Why should I, why should I get out? Maybe it don't go back up.
(13:07):
It can't go much lower.
The ones, the ones that are down 2 cent down to two 98%, so you only have 2% left.
I totally get, I, I'm aligned with that.
But Dogecoin, if you're down 15%, you're like, I don't know, this might never go back up then.
Right.
Things like that.
I know, I, yeah, I'm just kicking myself.
'cause I'm like, well, right now he's very much in favor when, when.
(13:29):
You know, it was when I was actually back in black.
I was like, eh, who knows? Maybe it'll, yeah, it'll do great.
Maybe keep right and up.
Maybe keep going up.
Yeah.
I had a, uh, I had an update from last podcast.
Uh, yeah.
So right after we had that one, which you recall, there was a.
Hefty amount of, uh, mutton busting discussion.
(13:51):
Um, yeah, this came out in the New York Times, right? Yeah.
It gave me a good sense of, uh, what mutton busting was all about, but it's so fun.
Yeah.
I, I was like, I got to show it to another friend, but this weekend I went, I went back for the last days of the rodeo.
Um, yeah.
And 'cause I didn't get to do any carnival stuff.
(14:11):
Yeah.
I don't, have you seen these, the videos of people doing the slingshot? Does that sound familiar to you? No.
Mm-hmm.
So like, it's a ride where they, it's, is it, if you had a beat, like a, a slingshot? Yeah.
You're this, you're this thing and you go, woo.
It's like you have to always have to pay extra, but like, people pass out all the time.
Like, I don't know why.
(14:33):
I don't really understand the, like, just passing out.
But they're really funny 'cause like one person will be like, like, ah.
It's like crazy, right? So my friend and I like going back and forth.
I, he was like, you're totally gonna pass out.
I was like, I am 0% gonna pass out.
(14:55):
I don't know, I, I like scary rides, but I was like, it would be very funny if you pass out though.
Uh, anyways, we gave it a try.
Then nobody passed out.
It was fun though, of you going, ah, yeah, like I'm being going like, do you think you're gonna pass out? Ah, I mean, it's totally worth it if somebody does pass out or like, I saw one that this girl, like, they go, they go shooting up in the air and they, they.
(15:25):
Crossed paths with a pigeon.
So like this bird is like stuck there.
It's like, ah.
Like, like peel this thing off.
Like all this force on.
She's like, what the hell? Like what is this? That ruins your ride, man.
Yeah, totally.
Yeah.
We watched the NASCAR race yesterday.
(15:46):
Mm-hmm.
We've been watching like tons of basketball 'cause it's March.
March Madness.
Sure, sure.
Yeah.
But I've been.
Kinda getting into the car races 'cause Kiara's so into him so much.
Yeah.
Anyway, so, but after the NASCAR race, the next thing on was the drag racing and just like trying to explain this to Andrea, and I'm not that I'm a drag race aficionado, but it's just like, I, I don't, I don't know, I don't know what it.
(16:09):
What skill it takes.
There's evidently lots of skill involved because some guys are like way better at it than others, but like Right.
You know, holding the car straight and pushing the pedal down only so fast or something.
The right amount.
Yeah, just the right amount.
Not too much and not too little at the right time.
Yeah.
This would be, this would be the, the.
(16:30):
The amps? No, no, no.
Not the Amps.
Not the Ampers, but the push part.
The Vols baby.
The Volts are pushing.
Yeah.
The Vols.
Yeah.
Right.
The amp Watch's the fan.
Yeah.
But I mean, the speeds, I mean, these guys get up to like.
F over 300 miles.
Four, yeah.
Four oh miles an hour in an eighth of a mile or something.
(16:53):
You're like, holy shit.
Wow.
Which, like, I do think like it, I've watched like the, like, um, I don't know if it's, I guess it's Air Force guys like training to like fly Yeah.
At various g and like they have simulators and like they, they walk them through, they're like, okay, we're gonna go up to like G eight or whatever.
(17:14):
So like.
They, they're, I was like, all right, clench your butt hole.
Like, I'm like, I don't know why that's a part of it, but like, yeah, you're like, you have to like, is part hunker down in a certain way and like breathe in a certain so that you don't pass out.
And then like a lot of the videos will be like, then like, yeah, like, it's like man, and then soiling themselves, right? I guess so.
(17:42):
I'm like, man, the dark side of the air force, like, yeah, yeah.
Your nation's defense at work quenching their butt holes.
Yeah.
Seriously.
I was like, man was totally not prepared for that to be like the instruction, you know? They're like, okay, get ready.
So like tense, tense up your shoulders.
Now breathe.
(18:03):
Breathe.
Cl like once your butt hole.
I'm like, okay.
I wanna do it because you basically can get in free all the time and.
It's fun.
I think that's why most of the people do it.
Yeah, right.
But that, but that guy in the middle, he looks like straight outta central casting from, you know, the cowboy from Yellowstone or whatever at Cowboy show.
(18:25):
Absolutely.
Yeah.
Yeah, totally.
He's, and he's putting five year olds on sheep.
Yes, yes.
Like, I mean, it's, and making huge, it's like.
Super popular.
It happens like every hour throughout rodeo.
Yeah.
Like, I think, I think you pay like 25 bucks to get your kid to do it.
Like some kids fall off like right away.
Oh, right.
Um, then, uh, I would be so pissed.
(18:49):
Yeah.
They're not strapped on, they're just holding on the Yeah.
Felt right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're, yeah.
And they like always seem to like.
Start shifting to the side.
And so they're just like riding on the side of the sheep for, for some amount of time.
Yeah.
Like, like if they, if they do hold on till the end, the sheep are really stupid, so they just like run into each other or like try to jump over the like edge or whatever and like, you know, so then the kids just like in the mix of like all these sheep that are like, but uh, and that's when the mutton busting committee dives in and comes to their rescue, right.
(19:23):
Starts.
Throwing sheep at.
Yeah, I mean, some like lots of kids cry because they're scared when they're on the sheep or whatever, and I, I don't know.
It's very shot and Freudian moment for me, I guess, but I'm like.
I love it when they cry, like, like yay, terrified children.
(19:45):
Um, but yeah.
And of course this being the New York Times, you go to the comment section and of course there's a heavy number of people that are like, you know, it's terrible for the animals and stop torturing these poor calves and all this, you know? Yeah, yeah.
No, I mean, there's, yeah, and there.
That's probably fair.
I mean, but like the livestock show, all of those are being bought to like.
(20:09):
Slaughter like or whatever.
Yeah.
People are selling their cows and whatnot.
I don't know, but I know you're gonna kill 'em.
But I guess, I guess, I mean, yeah, I don't wanna, would you, I don't want be miserable.
Right? Would you rather die or would you rather be tortured and than die? I don't, yeah, and I mean, I don't know.
Like it certainly the animals that you are like around and you're pretty close up with lots of animals, they don't seem like they're in, I think they're much better treated than what we have.
(20:38):
That we buy at the grocery store.
All right, so would you rather.
We'd rather, uh, be on a tiny piece of land and petted for a while and then go to rodeo where you get tortured and then, and then you go.
You might wanna be around all of my friends, but all of us are super sick and we're standing in shit until we die.
Like, these are the important decisions in life.
(21:01):
You know? Yeah.
To help you make a decision like this.
I think you need a life coach and Yeah.
The other thing you need is Robert and Kalin get Rich.
Let's cue the music.
Yeah.
You are listening to the Robert and Kalin discuss the weighty issues of whether or not to torture animals.
And also known as Robert and Kaylin Get Rich.
(21:25):
I'm your host Robert Kimmel.
I've got the Mountain Dew Code.
Red is your other host, Kaylyn Kimmel.
She's got the Mountain Dew Spark, but not Spark Zero.
It's off the market.
This is episode 46.
Can you believe these numbers? It's unbelievable.
It turns out when you do something every week, eventually you get to a pretty high number.
(21:48):
Yeah.
Uh.
We are, uh, wanting you to like us and subscribe and send us an email and send us to all your friends.
If you're gonna send something, we'd prefer you just send this to your friends and get them to like and subscribe as well.
And I interrupted you at some point.
Kaylin, what were you going to say in there? Um, I dunno now.
(22:11):
Alright, well why don't you tell him, uh, the really important part.
Yeah.
Um, well this is.
We're sorry.
We're certified in, uh, animal torture life coaching.
Uh, yeah, we a little Quizlet.
(22:33):
I changed some pictures so that we could talk about animals.
Uh, I don't think you wanna say that, but Okay.
Hey, I know, I know.
I was like, wait, first of all, if that's tor, anybody would take this former torture, I promise you, because Ka loved that dog.
Uh, I almost said loved him to death, which doesn't sound right either, but just loved the heck outta that dog.
I did.
Yeah.
And I'm sitting in front of this window to show you the mountain skate behind me.
(22:56):
How beautiful.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're on location in Utah.
That's right.
Park City.
So listen, if the sound is bad, if uh, the picture's bad, I wasn't gonna show shut, shut the fuck up, and come back next year.
Come back next week, man.
Speaking of that, Justin, you know, the planner, he's like, now, he's like, what time of day should we block for that? And I'm just like, oh, Christ.
(23:19):
I'm like, listen, it starts when Kaylyn rolls out of bed, puts, puts out her makeup If, if she can make it that day, like we gotta see how we're feeling.
I don't know if that's what the universe is giving me yet.
Yeah.
But yeah, if it is, and then makeup works out.
(23:40):
I'm like, Justin, I, I.
I'll try to get her to a special effort on that day to actually commit to a time, you know? Yeah.
And then we're gonna have technical issues at the wazoo, so of course, you know, he's four people.
Four mics, four.
You know, I have the, yeah.
Oh, I should have, I don't have the camera.
I got up here, but I, I, your camera at home is what? It's cannon.
(24:04):
Right.
Yeah.
Can And M 50, I think.
Yeah.
Oh, I think I might have the exact same thing, so.
Well, that'd be amazing if we could, uh, hook it up.
Yeah.
Might help.
'cause the big might help.
Yeah.
I think we should, uh, look at our portfolio.
Yeah.
And, uh, let's do, it's good day on the portfolio of 0.6.
Yeah.
(24:25):
Putting us back, these are the numbers we've started getting used to, you know, sort of mm-hmm.
Upper single digits or lower double digits.
Yeah.
Uh, digits is good too, by the way.
Yeah.
Um, uh, low.
Yeah, go ahead.
If it, if it's, if things are going bad, don't, don't stop, keep going.
(24:48):
That's okay.
Stare the demon in the face and just keep, keep going with it.
Just grit your teeth and ride that thing to the bottom.
Just keep riding it right.
Remember the mistakes that you've made.
I don't know, like really embrace stoicism, um, fully make 'em, make 'em take, get off your portfolio like freaking Robinhood.
(25:11):
It's like, you know, we're gonna start charging you for having this on your home screen.
Yeah, they, yeah.
They send me, right, they send me letters and I'm like, fuck you.
I will not sell.
I will not do it.
Come and take 'em.
They're like, okay, we will just charge you fees for the next few years until it's worth nothing.
So I'm like, well, that's fine.
(25:31):
If that's the way it must go, that's how it's gonna go.
Take my 15 cents.
Go nuts.
My friend gave me a magazine.
I'll bring it to C when I come to Cleveland, but I'll show it to you.
Hang on.
Oh my God.
I gotta get that.
I know.
What a great, like what? Yeah, it is like in the, in his floorboard and I'm like, you got that magazine, like, I think somebody left it in here.
(25:59):
I'm like, come on.
Like, these aren't even, these are expensive.
Yeah.
$15 for this like.
Which I don't understand the like $15 magazine Yeah.
Market.
But those seem to be the only, yeah.
There seem to be a lot of those where you go to the grocery store, you can buy a $15 magazine about, uh, Lord of the Rings or, yeah.
Organizing.
Yeah.
Right.
(26:19):
Yeah.
Quilting or like, yeah.
Right.
I think I, that I, I bring you, I brought you the Dungeons and Dragons one or whatever.
Yeah.
Like.
Yeah, well, my, uh, I can see why you would be excited about Trump.
My, uh, my Trump, uh, news of the week here was they've dropped the policy prohibiting contractors from having segregated facilities.
So, uh, so you can, you can go back to the era of having a, uh, colored, uh, restroom and old restroom.
(26:48):
Uh, I think this is just.
Just so, wait, wait.
They were saying that they wanted to wait.
We were, we were like, we should bring this back.
I think this is a good idea.
Like maybe we were onto something with like, let's separate.
(27:10):
I don't know anybody's, I don't know that anybody's promoting it, but they have eliminated the requirement.
If you're a federal contractor and if what you really want is separated, segregated facilities, then that's now okay with the federal government.
So.
Because basically Trump signed this big executive order, and then all the policy, you know, all the bureaucrats go to work and like re you know, go review stuff.
(27:35):
Right? And they're like, well, this isn't in keeping with the, you know, get rid of DEI policy order.
Yeah.
It's just, it's incredible.
So that's crazy.
I, I, I, the first thing I thought of was like gender segregated, like separate restrooms.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I'm just imagining there's some, like, there's some, you know, just racist as shit, you know, contractor, you know, subcontractor to Lockheed Martin or something down in Louisiana and they're like, hell yeah.
(28:06):
We've been waiting 50 years to put the, like separate the restrooms.
Rodney, you're going into your own restroom.
We're done with you blowing this shit up into our restroom, like, or whatever.
I don't know.
Well, Mr.
Jones, I, well, I don't, whatever you say.
Whatever you say Yes, master like.
(28:33):
Like, but colored white room as good as the white, white room.
White, white restroom.
I get it.
Yeah, right.
There's certainly places in Texas that I'd be like concerned about being a government worker.
I mean, vidder like Texas is famous for like, oh yeah.
You know, like having black people, the Capitol van there.
(28:55):
I think something like some major Klan institution.
Yeah.
Yeah, like there, there were a couple people that died because they like got chained to the back of pickup trucks and drug around John until they perished and I'm like, oh God.
Yeah.
Of all the ways to go.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Pretty bad.
Maybe we should do that at the rodeo.
That'd be a good way to, that's called mu mutton busting extreme.
(29:21):
Like you, like you take the kids' H little lamb and you tie it to, you drag it around.
Till in Paris.
Right.
And then you and the crowd laughs and laughs like, oh my God.
It's hilarious.
Like, I get to eat mutton today.
Yay.
Like kind of dirty though.
(29:42):
Lamb chops.
Yeah.
Only only eat from the left side, if you know.
Yeah, man.
Like those, those, the sheep are pretty big though.
I like, I think.
Uh, I wanna know how much it would cost for me to be able to do this.
Like, it's not allowed, you have to be five or six, but I'm like, so how much does it cost for a 42-year-old to go? Because I really wanna, I would literally love to know how I would do on button busting my mind.
(30:11):
I'm excellent, but, um, you know, doesn't they'd have to strap you across four sheep or something, you know? No.
Yeah.
Like, like where's your biggest sheep like.
I don't know.
They're like late always on for dear life.
Like, lady, you're moving over to the Bulls, man.
You, there's no, there's no mud.
(30:32):
Yeah.
Yeah, man.
There's like one clown that's in a barrel and then three rodeo like.
Yeah, you call 'em rodeo clowns.
Like those guys, the clown that's in the barrel just stays in the barrel and does nothing but gets an introduction.
Yeah, whatever.
I don't know.
Like, like weird.
I know.
Yeah.
Like comes in, they're like, and then they're scrappy and he is like, hello, ha.
(30:57):
And that's all he does.
And it's like a person, a real person.
I don't, it's bizarre the way you did him.
It's scrappy.
The gay rodeo clown.
That could be a.
Like, Hey girls.
Hey girls.
You look so good.
Yeah, I wanna find me a big old bull.
I wanna, yeah.
I'm gonna go bull riding tonight.
(31:19):
Boys.
Better strap up.
Anyway, I saw a comedian talking about George Foreman and they were like.
He decided to go into grilling and like nobody, like decided was gonna like help him out at all.
He is like, I've got an idea, we're gonna make a grill.
And nobody was like, how about adding an on off button? And he is like, no, plug it in the wall and it's on.
(31:43):
And then when you wanna turn it off, unplug it and leave it for several hours.
Like, we're not doing that button.
We're like keeping it streamlined.
We gotta, I don't know, it's just really funny.
I was, I don't know.
Yeah.
Well, and it's funny too, I don't know if he ever became an investor, but it like, wasn't his grill, like some other guys sent him the grill to be a sponsor of and, and, uh, you know, and it like sat in the closet for a while till his, till his wife dug it out and was like, you should give this thing a try or whatever.
(32:10):
Yeah.
And then he, then he loved it.
And then he became the, the grill champion of the world, I guess.
But magnate, he became a magnate.
Yeah.
I mean, I wonder like of his lifetime earnings, like what the split is of like George Foreman.
The fighter versus George Foreman.
The, the magnate.
Well, I know you, you'd say, well, easy.
It's gotta be, it's gotta be grilling.
(32:32):
But man, they pay these boxers just stupid amounts of money.
I mean, I mean, yeah, just insane.
It's like more than any other athlete, it's just insanity.
The great ones, you know, the really, really great ones, right? So, right.
I mean, hang on.
Top boxing earners.
Yeah.
Um.
All right.
Come on, ai.
(32:53):
How come AI never kicks in when I want it to? I don't know.
Uh, Floyd Mayweather, how much? Okay.
Floyd Mayweather.
Floyd Mayweather.
Total earnings.
Man, $1.1
billion that guy made boxing.
Wow.
Yeah.
Billion dollars.
(33:14):
Yeah.
So I, is that like, like must be sponsorships and stuff? No, that's what you get paid to box.
Like literally.
I mean I, these last boxing match he made like $300 million or something.
I mean, it's just insanity.
The one, like, like last, who, who did he fight that, um, uh, that guy.
(33:35):
The, uh, the guy that Connor McGregor.
All right.
Yeah.
Connor McGregor, uh, fight earnings.
Yeah.
And Nick Mayweather earned 280 million from the fight, and McGregor earned 130 million.
They paid out, so $400 million to the fighters in that fight.
So like, so the, the.
(33:57):
No, I can't think of his name.
That fight that was just on Netflix.
Um, oh, uh, like, uh, Mike Tyson.
Mike Tyson fight.
Yeah.
Uh, last fight.
I mean, Mike Tyson versus that young guy that he earned $20 million in his fight against Jake Paul.
So.
I don't know why it was so much.
You're like, uh, oh, $20 million for a, well, I mean, 30 minutes worth of work.
(34:20):
Why not? Well, I mean, like, I, like it seemed like a huge event for Netflix, so I, I was thinking it would be more, but Yeah.
But your average man, I guess quarterbacks now are in about twice that a year, but they, there was certainly a long time when quarterbacks were in the twenties, you know, so, yeah.
You know, man.
(34:41):
Yeah, so apparently George Foreman, I looked up the George Foreman split, by the way, and uh, good, it is, it is way more on the grills.
Yeah.
Okay.
Uh, he earned over two, 200 million from the grills.
And, uh, let's see.
Oh, my son just changed 200 million.
(35:02):
Okay.
Yeah.
So apparently at one point they said, okay, the.
He, he got so blah, blah, blah.
I'm not gonna read all this stuff.
Um, he was earning more than $8 million a month for a while.
Um, it's like, it's like that.
Good for them.
I think I could live on that.
Um, think you could make, do you think you could pinch pennies and make that happen? Yeah.
(35:25):
Yeah.
I think I could.
I don't know.
Um, his biggest payout for his career was a $5 million fee for Rumble in the Jungle against Muhammad Ali in 1974.
That's 1974 money.
So that's like $6 billion today.
Um, 5 million and yeah.
George Foreman Rumble in the jungle.
(35:45):
I thought it was, uh, somebody else.
Well, I mean, this is according to Yahoo Finance.
I don't, okay, well, we'll take it.
I think there were more than one rumbles in the jungles, but I thought the famous one was, um, that's 74 against Muhammad Ali.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Well, I'm to this.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I man, when we're on this podcast, I can't remember a thing.
(36:07):
It's like nothing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
George Foreman, sure enough.
Okay.
Yeah.
Um, did Foreman win that? I can't remember.
Anyway.
I have no idea.
Um, yeah.
Okay.
Well, good.
He was, he was an oly.
He was an Olympic gold medalist.
I didn't know that back when they had boxing in the Olympics.
(36:29):
Yeah.
Yeah.
That guy lived a charm life.
Too bad he died at 74 or whatever it was, you know? Yeah.
Well, I mean, 76, like, I, I don't, yeah.
30 years of doing the grilling, like it's pretty interesting.
He's probably lucky up to th 76 is a boxer for that long.
Yeah, he can, I mean, how like Muhammad Ali at the end of his life was in very bad shape.
(36:53):
Yes.
I mean, it was very, very like, yeah.
I find it was like, man, this is hard to like.
Hard to watch.
Yeah.
Like, um, I don't know that George Foreman was like that though.
I, I don't remember seeing him recently Really? Besides infomercials and whatnot, so, right.
Yeah.
Right.
Well, he probably, he didn't end up as bad as Muhammad Ali, 'cause nobody could reach his head.
(37:17):
And he's like, just such a huge man, you know? Anyway.
Yeah, yeah, man.
Uh, so like, oh, we should also look up George Foreman's children's names.
'cause do you, do you know about his nickname? Yeah, they're all named, uh, George.
Right? George For George Foreman.
I, let's see how many there are of them though.
(37:39):
Let's see.
He, uh, five sons all with his name.
Yep.
And then, uh, yeah, then he has.
Uh, five.
Five Daughters.
Well, one, one apparently died, but one is Georgetta.
Yes.
Natalie, Lila, me, mechi and Frida.
(38:00):
And Georgetta.
Yeah.
At least the Georges are numbered.
Right? It's George, junior.
George.
Third, fourth, fifth, sixth.
They just are all on the same generation the way we used to do it.
Right? Yeah.
Like I think his dad was a, was also George.
Yeah.
Anyway.
No matter.
No matter, like, you, you like have to be like, uh, like I am the shit.
(38:25):
Like, like, yeah, duh.
Like I'm gonna have five daughters, every one of them.
Kaylin Marie, like, like, that's what I'm doing.
There is no discussion.
Right.
Even even naming one after yourself is a, a little bit of an act of a right.
You know? I know.
Yeah.
Like, you're like, I, we need to continue this.
(38:47):
For sure.
You know, I'm like, I don't think I should have kids.
I don't know if this gene pool needs to be continued on.
This is some of your life coaching, talking, uh, come out right now.
Yeah.
Listen, what you wanna do is not continue your gene pool.
Yeah.
I'm glad you came to me today.
Here's the message I wanna give to you.
(39:08):
Look into sterilization.
Like we need to make sure that this doesn't, we don't make any mistakes here.
Like, like, oh, he had 12.
12 children.
Seven daughter.
Good god.
Gee.
Winy Christmas.
Oh yeah.
But he called his sons are George Jr.
Yeah.
George the third, who they call Monk, George the fourth, who they call Big Wheel George the fifth that they call Red and George the sixth.
(39:35):
They call little Joey.
Of course that makes perfect sense.
I'm like, right, like where did these names come from? Like, right.
Of all of them I think.
I think Little Joey is kind of the most surprising.
'cause I'm like, your name is George, like, uh, yeah.
What's his, yeah.
George Foreman.
(39:56):
We'll call you Joey.
I mean, big wheel's pretty random too.
You though.
Well, yeah.
Where Edward Foreman.
And as you're reading that, the thing that pops into my head is like, these are grown men now.
So this guy, big Wheel is going to the, he's gonna the meet, you know, like, like the guy next to him is like, uh, well, you know, I think, I think we should really pull back on our investment in this area.
(40:18):
You know, uh, probably put funnel more cash into our marketing efforts.
Um, what do you think Big wheel.
Well, that's a good question.
I, I really should talk to my brother Monk about it.
Um, the other George.
Mm-hmm.
Monk, I can take halfway seriously, but, uh Right.
Big wheel.
Big wheel.
Yeah.
(40:39):
This week's employee of the month, or This's employee of the month is Big wheel foreman.
Big wheel, big wheel's, doing amazing things down in our accounting department.
He's just, he's just crushing it.
Yeah.
Customer service is just through the roof with big wheel.
Like here's a guy who under.
Stands our customers needs.
(41:00):
Yeah.
And really it lives up to the values here at Schneider Lumber Company.
Like Yeah.
Like, it's funny.
Yeah.
Apparently that, so I, I'd watched a, uh, Freakonomics like video that they made, and, uh, they were going through like some of the naming stuff that, like how your name influences your life.
(41:20):
And this one person had a.
Twin sons.
Yeah.
And he named them winner and loser.
Get at it.
No.
Apparently, yeah.
This is real.
Like, so what, what do you think happened with these two kind of a, it's interesting.
Like the opposite.
(41:40):
No Wi winner.
Winner ended up in jail.
Loser Loser who went by.
Lou is like a chief of police and like Yeah.
Did really well.
I am officially mayor of Montrose.
Like what? Like I, I, I think it sounds like you're gonna enjoy this article.
Uh, so, but to start right here with this caption, Robert Ear, who calls himself Captain Booty head on election day.
(42:07):
Yeah, it's a good name.
I, good.
Am mayor of this town.
I declare it.
Um, yeah, basically, uh, it's ended in a writing.
Campaign for a snack food mogul.
He, uh, when the final vote had been counted, he.
(42:27):
He said the election had been that he was the mayor of Seacliff.
He, he received 62 votes.
Yeah.
Our movement continues.
He announced place needs a voice and at this moment it is me, uh, this is the town of 5,000.
Yeah.
Um, he was in invoking a two nine state law that empowers.
Residents to dissolve their town or reformulated it.
(42:48):
Uh, he had to get 10% of the town's voters, and he, he waved an envelope out saying he had 1800 signatures, and he declined to show them to anyone.
Sure.
Piners were afraid of ation, and so they told him to get outta here.
Uh, you know, and Nick, yeah.
And then, and he's like, I'm your, she won last year with 182 votes.
(43:14):
The job pays 12 grand.
'cause it's a lot of work.
And, uh, and then she says, you know, um, listen, you can.
Dissolve the town.
There's a process for that.
But here's the deal.
If you dissolved it, there's no village to be the mayor of you.
What I mean? So, um, yeah, he, uh, it, uh, he's the guy who started Pirate Booty in 1987.
(43:37):
It was acquired by b and G Boots for $195 million in 2013.
And that's vegan Rob Snack Foods.
And, um, oh, he said they were discriminating against him because he was Jewish.
Oh yeah.
Anyway, obviously, obviously, ah, obviously this, that, that's, that was my first takeaway from this.
I was like, I bet there's some antisemitism coming.
(43:58):
Like, yeah, because the beyond this, other than that, you can't explain it.
This seems like totally normal behavior.
Yeah.
There's no other reason that, like, they would be, they would put up any fi like why do you need to see the signatures? Like, right.
These people are afraid.
What are you antisemitic? Yeah.
Like, is this, because I'm a Jew, like out of this town of 5,000 people, 1800 of 'em signed this document, but they're all afraid of retribution.
(44:26):
But from the, from the other 200, like, like right.
Damn near, you know who's gonna Against whom here.
Yeah.
I mean, talk about low voter now.
I mean, the winner got 182 votes outta these 5,000 people in this town.
Like, come on, see, hook New Jersey.
Do better.
God, yeah.
(44:47):
Like, not exactly a thriving democracy is it.
Did, did you guys like announce that the, that there was voting happening, like at all? Or did we just like, we'll just spread word of mouth.
Like, by the way, it's on Tuesday, like only the mayor's friends gets the, gets word.
Yeah.
Yeah.
(45:08):
Like, I love these like really, uh, like.
I hope you guys do have another business.
Super, super well.
So you can become one of these super eccentric, like, you know, like weirdo sell their company.
Yeah.
Like the, uh, the, the Norton Antivirus guy.
Like, oh, I've heard he is a real, yeah.
Oh, like you're not ready for like his, his crazy, like he's got a documentary.
(45:34):
He like hired some people to like come make a documentary about him, but like he also is super paranoid, like, yeah.
I.
He, his behavior reminds me of when I was working at the crack rehab and like, how, how people act crack rehab.
Like, like lot like, yeah, I did that during, during undergrad, like I worked there and there's lots of like, anxiety and like lots of energy, but, um, lots of paranoia, lots of energy.
(45:59):
Like, oh, like, yeah, everybody's like, everybody's like, what are you up to? I don't know, but we better get outta here.
Like that kind of thing though.
I, that's what my hopes and dreams are for you and Andrea.
Is that we could be crazy and kill a neighbor and Yeah.
All right.
Perfect.
Hopefully, hopefully, hopefully no murder, but you could, you know, declare yourself, mayor of some place, or you know, like some town with 5,000 people.
(46:21):
Yeah.
And be like, is this because my sister's Jewish? Yeah.
Uh, no, Rob, you didn't get any votes.
You got 62 votes, you know? Um, I am going, there's definitely some photo corruption going on here, like, yeah.
Yeah, something's gone.
(46:41):
Gone very much awry.
I think you should do that.
You can't rate this Steph.
Yeah.
And then all the comment like, of course in the era of Trump, this guy, this guy thinks he's basically a mini Trump, you know? Um, well anyway, declaring himself the winner when he lost and all this stuff.
So yeah, he's kinda like Kanye, like, you know, look at Kanye Western.
(47:06):
Go ahead, show it.
Let's see what I was like.
I'll have very good quality.
Uh.
Reporting for you next week.
I, from this, I guess well f or at least when we're in town, hopefully there's a quiz.
A quiz.
I know.
Yeah.
How, what kind of Trump fan are you? Like, oh man, are you a MAGA magnate? Yeah.
(47:31):
Are you, uh, I, I, I will make a quiz for that.
That sounds fun actually.
If, if there's not one, there will be one.
All right, listeners, let's see.
Put in the comments section.
If you think Kaylyn is gonna actually do a quiz or, or just another unfulfilled promise by Kalin, oh, let's pull, this is politics, Kalin.
(47:54):
This is that, that was my, uh, that was my anti, I know.
Anti Kaylin.
Uh, we better shut this episode down before we get, uh, before we get too unhappy with each other.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
What do you, yeah, what do you think, Caitlyn? Should we cue the music and call it a day? Ah.
That sounds good.
All right.
(48:15):
Cue the music.
All right.
You've been listening to the Robert and Kaylyn Get Pissed at each other podcast.
Oh, also called or make each other really sad down in the mouth.
I don't know.
Anyway.
Yeah.
McKaylan has said, well, I have just the podcast for you, Caitlyn.
It's not gonna be a good You have life advice now.
(48:38):
Um, I am just the podcast for you.
If it'll load, it won't.
It's called The Love Your Your Love Your Love Show.
Uh, you should listen to that.
Once you're done rating and subscribing and giving a thumbs up and sending this episode to all your friends.
Go and listen to the Love Your Life show.
It will teach you to, what did I say before? It will teach you to nurture your inner nurture, your inner calm goddess.
(49:04):
Yeah.
Your inner calm for overwhelmed women.
Perfect.
A perfect segue from our show.
Perfect.
Yeah, absolutely.
Everybody, enjoy your bold new chapter 11.
Yes.
And nurture your love your life.
Uh.
Send us an email, Robert.
(49:25):
I don't have my notes or I'm not in my usual habitat here.
Yeah, yeah.
This is, yeah.
Sorry everyone.
We're we're, this is a completely falling down on the job today.
Remember.
This is at, at best, a b plus episode right here.
It's, uh, anyway, uh, send us an email, Robert and Kalin Get Rich.
Kalin is spelled K-A-L-Y-N, and that's at gmail.com.
(49:46):
With that.
Any final remarks? Kaylin? No.
You don't provide financial or investment advice.
Brilliant.
I dunno where you came over that Byebye.
So we'll be, um, sampling code red today.
Oh, how exciting.
I've seen that one.
I've seen that one.
What does it say on it? What is it supposed to be like? Uh, the flavor wise, that's not promising.
That could be the, uh, that could taste like cough syrup.
It also has, uh, the cherry flavor.
(00:20):
So yeah, there's a thing going around where like mixing Mountain Dew with beer was, was the big deal, and one of my buddies tried it and was like.
I'm on board.
It's not too bad.
Speaking of pod, I was, I was, uh, you know, I'm on that pod lottery thing and so, uh, yeah, yeah.
The one I got assigned today was, uh, love Your Life, show Nurturing, inner Calm for overwhelmed women.
(00:45):
Oh.
Perfect.
I like, yeah, like I'm Target.
Target market here.
Yeah.
That's got rabbit written all over it.
Right? I gotta nurture minor calm.
Yeah.
And.
Um, listen to the woman inside of you, like what does she need, Robert, how was it? Was it, was it, uh, was it as cheesy as it sounds? Uh, so far I've made it about five minutes in and, uh, she sounds.
(01:21):
She sounds very energetic.
She's a, uh, certified life coach.
Something, something, um, like Yeah, which means nothing.
I mean, she had to take a quiz, right? Yeah.
Man, I'm, I'm ordained in general, I feel like saying you're, you're an ordained minister, whatever, like.
Means more than saying you're a life coach.
(01:42):
Like, I don't know.
One point my therapist actually said to me like last week, she's like, maybe you should be a life coach.
I'm like, I don't really think that.
Like I'm in a position to be life.
I'm like, Hmm, that does sound like a good idea.
Natural next step for like depression is like, and unemployment.
Yeah.
Like I'm bored and I don't have any friends like.
(02:04):
So maybe I should tell other people, maybe this is one of those, like, if you can't do you teach kind of things like, I don't know.
Thanks for, thanks for seeing me today.
I could, I could really use some life coaching.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
Let's talk about it.
What's going on with you? Well, I'm just, you know, I'm not feeling real motivated.
You know, I'm, things are kind of getting, dragging on at work and you know, I mean, life at home is okay, but.
(02:29):
Yeah.
Well, at least you have a, a job and a family.
Like, that's better than me.
So there, yeah, I know, but I just, I'm not feeling like it's really like what I'm called to do, but I don't feel I'm, I don't feel that nourishes my soul.
Kaylyn.
I mean, yeah.
I mean, if you wanna be like me, then you should just quit and see how many hours a day you can sleep.
(02:52):
Quit.
That does sound interesting.
And sleep.
Yeah.
I'm kind of worried about being the mortgage kaylyn if I quit and, uh, you'll figure it out.
Things always work out.
I think I might, uh, go looking for another life at which I don't, I don't know that this is necessarily working out for me.
Yeah.
On the subject of, uh, podcasts and how well edited they are, um, and all that, I was listening to a podcast just.
(03:18):
The other day and to this podcast, I swear to God, the absolute end is the guest saying, uh, I gotta go.
I got another call right now.
Click.
And I said, me too.
No outro.
(03:39):
But yeah, Friday.
Like have the dial tone at the end, at the end of it or whatever.
You know, like I was listening to another one of my favorite podcasts and um, they were doing a live show.
They have this conference that they do, uh, and it was down in Miami.
And take a wild guess what hotel this conference was at that they were doing this podcast from, was it at a Hyatt? It was not Lowe's.
(04:02):
Low's.
Oh, Lowe's.
Ah.
I was like this hotel.
Hotel.
There's this hotel chain never heard of.
And then the very next week they're hosting.
I mean, I feel like this stuff happens all the time.
That, yeah.
That I absolutely, oh, my life coach told me that I'm.
Channeling the universe.
Yeah.
So, right.
You're manifesting, you're manifesting.
I was manifesting happy thoughts about low's, hotels.
(04:25):
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're like, I really wanna see a low's.
Like that's what I, that's what I wanna bring into my world.
Not like, not like love and, you know, financial success, but I wanna like see one, I just wanna be like, have it on my periphery.
Like I.
Yeah.
What, what is the, I, what is the process of manifesting? How, how does this work if you're a manifesting So book called The Secret, right? Yeah.
(04:53):
Which, um, that's where a lot of this stuff comes from.
And the secret is ask and you shall receive.
So basically you just say like, universe, I really want fine leather hand bags.
Bring them to me.
Obviously I said, man, universe, I want to see Louis' hotels.
(05:14):
Yeah, like I'm da the one, if I could have one wish from a genie right now, what it would be? CLOs.
Yeah.
So I'm a, I'm a non skier and so that, uh, mountain Dew is at a thing that was at the, like basically at the bottom of the ski slopes, right? These pedestrian passes.
(05:35):
I was like, okay, that's cool.
I mean, let's see what you know.
I mean, if this is like 10 bucks, 20, 25, let's give it a shot.
Nope.
$70.
Uh.
To walk around the bottom of a ski lift to take the gondola to the top.
A walk around up there and they have like a, oh, they have a place, then you can eat lunch and, you know, whatever, and enjoy the views.
(05:56):
Oh.
I mean, I guess like they can charge whatever they want.
Like who's gonna hike up the mountain, you know, like, you know, like if you're like, I really wanna go, I don't know.
No, it's, you just price people outta the market basically.
But the, uh, the actual, and the guy was like, well, it's a great deal because the, uh.
You know this, the lift tickets are $340, so.
Yeah.
(06:17):
Like yeah, but that includes skiing, right? And you're gonna like, so lemme get this straight ski all day and wait.
He is like, Hey, you can ride the goggle all day.
You can just, and think of a lunch.
Look at the lunch that you can go buy up there.
Man, they've got chicken tenders, like they got a chili today.
(06:39):
Yeah.
It's stupid the day.
Yes.
Soup.
You sure they sell candy bars? Yeah, like that.
I was like, bitch, over at the Mountain Dew tent, they get gimme free code red.
Yeah.
These people know how to do business.
They do.
They certainly do.
(07:01):
How is it by the way? Um.
It's, it's not ter I would not pay for that.
I would not buy another one.
Yeah.
But yeah.
Yeah.
It's not terrible.
Um, yeah, it's not like that mystery flavor where it was like, ah, gee, you know? Yeah.
I, I got the major melon once and that was awful.
(07:23):
Like, I'm drinkable, like, just terrible.
I don't know, like, why I thought that would be a flavor.
I, I don't know.
Well, this one here is, uh.
Yeah, mine's 170 calories, which I would, last time I drank a calorie soda.
I mean, it's, they're few and far between.
Right.
I would certainly never, again, except for the dedication I had this show, I would never, I would never drink that again.
(07:49):
Yeah.
Either way.
So, yeah, Ariel and Nathan are kind of coffee subs.
They're like, oh yeah, if you, you gotta do cold brew.
You have to have a different cut of the like es of like, whatever.
I can't even taste the difference, like I.
Uh, in any coffee, like, yeah, so.
I don't know.
I don't know how one, like interests the coffee arena and it's like, yes, let's go straight to black coffee.
(08:11):
Like, I, I find that un like I undrinkable, like if I'm going into meetings and there is no other option, I probably still won't drink it.
Like, wow.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Like I, you need a softer landing than that.
I agree.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like, uh, I can chop.
Yeah, start with a little cream, little sugar and, uh, back it off from there.
(08:32):
Start with a lot of cream and a lot of sugar, like if you're me, but I think that's what a lot of people you go to, you go to a Dunking Donuts, there's a lot of cream and a lot of She pud in a coffee.
I can tell you that.
Yeah.
I'm like, I'm like point some, some of these orders like, damn, you don't really like coffee, do you like, I'm like 25 creams and seven sugars.
And you're like, Jesus Christ.
(08:52):
Uh, yeah.
Those elaborate orders are.
People have, I don't know.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Well, and Duncan's even harder because they're like, how many, and I think the standard number is five.
And I don't even know, like I don't even know what the unit of measure is.
Right.
So you're like, you're like tablespoons seven.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Yeah, maybe it's only five in the extra large.
(09:14):
I, I have no idea.
Right.
Yeah, I don't know either.
But they needed a system, I guess, in fairness, so yeah, it's standard in some way.
Right? I know.
Like, I was like, I want a lot of cream.
And then like they, she was like, okay, I'll put in a lot.
And it was like.
A milkshake basically.
I was like, oh, okay.
Well that's fine.
(09:35):
I mean, I don't mind.
Maybe, maybe not a lot.
A lot maybe like Yeah, I don't want it to be 50 50, you know? Yeah.
Do you know that upper mid scale? It's like a lot, a little, A lot.
Not a lot.
A lot.
Yeah.
You know, right.
Yeah.
Totally.
Yeah.
That's funny.
You, you think, uh, Starbucks would come up with some Italian word for like.
(09:58):
For the colors or something like have a clear chart or have a de, you know.
Yeah.
Whatever, you know? Right.
Here's the P and the maju and the Yeah.
You know, the vasca and the Yeah, yeah.
Right.
Totally.
They should, I dunno why they don't, but I guess.
(10:19):
I just, those people at Starbucks are idiots.
Idiots.
I mean, yeah.
So stupid.
We'd invest in a company like that.
Our friends, actually, I know why.
I know actually I'm invested in Starbucks and it's done quite well.
Yeah, no, no doubt.
I'm not the right, I'm not their customer though, like.
(10:39):
I'm just selling it though because, um, it's really like stalled out.
I think.
Let's pull the chart up.
I mean yeah.
Looking at our friends, I mean, that's what was one of Andrea's first picks, right? So yeah, it's been kind of up and down, if I remember correctly.
Like, there's been weeks that we've had it looked good.
Mm, yeah.
(11:00):
Uh, it has been kinda up and down.
Yeah.
But where did I buy this? The.
Hmm.
Hang on, we're gonna find something out here.
Yeah, let's find something out.
Talk about talk amongst your yourself.
Yeah, I, yeah.
The best one in all of Houston.
(11:20):
The Kroger generic one.
It's like, that's funny by far.
Yeah, go ahead.
I know.
It's like by far the best.
This one, it is kind of a mixed bag.
Sometimes you get 'em in a, it's like not.
Creamy enough or whatever.
Like it's too hard.
Yeah.
But, uh, like when it's good, it's, it's as good, I think as Myers.
(11:43):
But Myers was really, really good.
I was like, man, I like when you go back to the store, like right away.
Like after get home, eat the entire thing, and then go right back to my, the store for, for more of it.
I don't know, I don't know what your Dogecoin thesis is, but I just don't see Elon things going well, like long term.
(12:04):
Yeah, no, I mean, you get right.
He's a lunatic, so who knows what's gonna happen, like Yeah.
Um.
Maybe next, maybe, maybe you should put in a stop and, and then, uh, and then, and then sell.
If it ever goes above, went back to brakeman or whatever.
Well, yeah, that one I bought on Robinhood, so like, that's like the most primitive.
(12:26):
I don't think there, I don't think there's like any other, like, you wanna sell right now, this is what we'll give you.
That's it.
Like there's a big red buy, a big green buy button and a big green red sell button.
Yeah, exactly.
Yes.
That's it.
But no, yeah.
cause everything you read says the key to succeeding in the stock market.
To be more active.
(12:46):
Well, I mean, yeah, to, well, to do anything, you know? So like, I don't know.
Maybe to exit your terrible positions that could be acting.
I don't.
I don't.
So like, yeah, but then we go back to like, but if I've already lost money.
Why should I, why should I get out? Maybe it don't go back up.
(13:07):
It can't go much lower.
The ones, the ones that are down 2 cent down to two 98%, so you only have 2% left.
I totally get, I, I'm aligned with that.
But Dogecoin, if you're down 15%, you're like, I don't know, this might never go back up then.
Right.
Things like that.
I know, I, yeah, I'm just kicking myself.
'cause I'm like, well, right now he's very much in favor when, when.
(13:29):
You know, it was when I was actually back in black.
I was like, eh, who knows? Maybe it'll, yeah, it'll do great.
Maybe keep right and up.
Maybe keep going up.
Yeah.
I had a, uh, I had an update from last podcast.
Uh, yeah.
So right after we had that one, which you recall, there was a.
Hefty amount of, uh, mutton busting discussion.
(13:51):
Um, yeah, this came out in the New York Times, right? Yeah.
It gave me a good sense of, uh, what mutton busting was all about, but it's so fun.
Yeah.
I, I was like, I got to show it to another friend, but this weekend I went, I went back for the last days of the rodeo.
Um, yeah.
And 'cause I didn't get to do any carnival stuff.
(14:11):
Yeah.
I don't, have you seen these, the videos of people doing the slingshot? Does that sound familiar to you? No.
Mm-hmm.
So like, it's a ride where they, it's, is it, if you had a beat, like a, a slingshot? Yeah.
You're this, you're this thing and you go, woo.
It's like you have to always have to pay extra, but like, people pass out all the time.
Like, I don't know why.
(14:33):
I don't really understand the, like, just passing out.
But they're really funny 'cause like one person will be like, like, ah.
It's like crazy, right? So my friend and I like going back and forth.
I, he was like, you're totally gonna pass out.
I was like, I am 0% gonna pass out.
(14:55):
I don't know, I, I like scary rides, but I was like, it would be very funny if you pass out though.
Uh, anyways, we gave it a try.
Then nobody passed out.
It was fun though, of you going, ah, yeah, like I'm being going like, do you think you're gonna pass out? Ah, I mean, it's totally worth it if somebody does pass out or like, I saw one that this girl, like, they go, they go shooting up in the air and they, they.
(15:25):
Crossed paths with a pigeon.
So like this bird is like stuck there.
It's like, ah.
Like, like peel this thing off.
Like all this force on.
She's like, what the hell? Like what is this? That ruins your ride, man.
Yeah, totally.
Yeah.
We watched the NASCAR race yesterday.
(15:46):
Mm-hmm.
We've been watching like tons of basketball 'cause it's March.
March Madness.
Sure, sure.
Yeah.
But I've been.
Kinda getting into the car races 'cause Kiara's so into him so much.
Yeah.
Anyway, so, but after the NASCAR race, the next thing on was the drag racing and just like trying to explain this to Andrea, and I'm not that I'm a drag race aficionado, but it's just like, I, I don't, I don't know, I don't know what it.
(16:09):
What skill it takes.
There's evidently lots of skill involved because some guys are like way better at it than others, but like Right.
You know, holding the car straight and pushing the pedal down only so fast or something.
The right amount.
Yeah, just the right amount.
Not too much and not too little at the right time.
Yeah.
This would be, this would be the, the.
(16:30):
The amps? No, no, no.
Not the Amps.
Not the Ampers, but the push part.
The Vols baby.
The Volts are pushing.
Yeah.
The Vols.
Yeah.
Right.
The amp Watch's the fan.
Yeah.
But I mean, the speeds, I mean, these guys get up to like.
F over 300 miles.
Four, yeah.
Four oh miles an hour in an eighth of a mile or something.
(16:53):
You're like, holy shit.
Wow.
Which, like, I do think like it, I've watched like the, like, um, I don't know if it's, I guess it's Air Force guys like training to like fly Yeah.
At various g and like they have simulators and like they, they walk them through, they're like, okay, we're gonna go up to like G eight or whatever.
(17:14):
So like.
They, they're, I was like, all right, clench your butt hole.
Like, I'm like, I don't know why that's a part of it, but like, yeah, you're like, you have to like, is part hunker down in a certain way and like breathe in a certain so that you don't pass out.
And then like a lot of the videos will be like, then like, yeah, like, it's like man, and then soiling themselves, right? I guess so.
(17:42):
I'm like, man, the dark side of the air force, like, yeah, yeah.
Your nation's defense at work quenching their butt holes.
Yeah.
Seriously.
I was like, man was totally not prepared for that to be like the instruction, you know? They're like, okay, get ready.
So like tense, tense up your shoulders.
Now breathe.
(18:03):
Breathe.
Cl like once your butt hole.
I'm like, okay.
I wanna do it because you basically can get in free all the time and.
It's fun.
I think that's why most of the people do it.
Yeah, right.
But that, but that guy in the middle, he looks like straight outta central casting from, you know, the cowboy from Yellowstone or whatever at Cowboy show.
(18:25):
Absolutely.
Yeah.
Yeah, totally.
He's, and he's putting five year olds on sheep.
Yes, yes.
Like, I mean, it's, and making huge, it's like.
Super popular.
It happens like every hour throughout rodeo.
Yeah.
Like, I think, I think you pay like 25 bucks to get your kid to do it.
Like some kids fall off like right away.
Oh, right.
Um, then, uh, I would be so pissed.
(18:49):
Yeah.
They're not strapped on, they're just holding on the Yeah.
Felt right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're, yeah.
And they like always seem to like.
Start shifting to the side.
And so they're just like riding on the side of the sheep for, for some amount of time.
Yeah.
Like, like if they, if they do hold on till the end, the sheep are really stupid, so they just like run into each other or like try to jump over the like edge or whatever and like, you know, so then the kids just like in the mix of like all these sheep that are like, but uh, and that's when the mutton busting committee dives in and comes to their rescue, right.
(19:23):
Starts.
Throwing sheep at.
Yeah, I mean, some like lots of kids cry because they're scared when they're on the sheep or whatever, and I, I don't know.
It's very shot and Freudian moment for me, I guess, but I'm like.
I love it when they cry, like, like yay, terrified children.
(19:45):
Um, but yeah.
And of course this being the New York Times, you go to the comment section and of course there's a heavy number of people that are like, you know, it's terrible for the animals and stop torturing these poor calves and all this, you know? Yeah, yeah.
No, I mean, there's, yeah, and there.
That's probably fair.
I mean, but like the livestock show, all of those are being bought to like.
(20:09):
Slaughter like or whatever.
Yeah.
People are selling their cows and whatnot.
I don't know, but I know you're gonna kill 'em.
But I guess, I guess, I mean, yeah, I don't wanna, would you, I don't want be miserable.
Right? Would you rather die or would you rather be tortured and than die? I don't, yeah, and I mean, I don't know.
Like it certainly the animals that you are like around and you're pretty close up with lots of animals, they don't seem like they're in, I think they're much better treated than what we have.
(20:38):
That we buy at the grocery store.
All right, so would you rather.
We'd rather, uh, be on a tiny piece of land and petted for a while and then go to rodeo where you get tortured and then, and then you go.
You might wanna be around all of my friends, but all of us are super sick and we're standing in shit until we die.
Like, these are the important decisions in life.
(21:01):
You know? Yeah.
To help you make a decision like this.
I think you need a life coach and Yeah.
The other thing you need is Robert and Kalin get Rich.
Let's cue the music.
Yeah.
You are listening to the Robert and Kalin discuss the weighty issues of whether or not to torture animals.
And also known as Robert and Kaylin Get Rich.
(21:25):
I'm your host Robert Kimmel.
I've got the Mountain Dew Code.
Red is your other host, Kaylyn Kimmel.
She's got the Mountain Dew Spark, but not Spark Zero.
It's off the market.
This is episode 46.
Can you believe these numbers? It's unbelievable.
It turns out when you do something every week, eventually you get to a pretty high number.
(21:48):
Yeah.
Uh.
We are, uh, wanting you to like us and subscribe and send us an email and send us to all your friends.
If you're gonna send something, we'd prefer you just send this to your friends and get them to like and subscribe as well.
And I interrupted you at some point.
Kaylin, what were you going to say in there? Um, I dunno now.
(22:11):
Alright, well why don't you tell him, uh, the really important part.
Yeah.
Um, well this is.
We're sorry.
We're certified in, uh, animal torture life coaching.
Uh, yeah, we a little Quizlet.
(22:33):
I changed some pictures so that we could talk about animals.
Uh, I don't think you wanna say that, but Okay.
Hey, I know, I know.
I was like, wait, first of all, if that's tor, anybody would take this former torture, I promise you, because Ka loved that dog.
Uh, I almost said loved him to death, which doesn't sound right either, but just loved the heck outta that dog.
I did.
Yeah.
And I'm sitting in front of this window to show you the mountain skate behind me.
(22:56):
How beautiful.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're on location in Utah.
That's right.
Park City.
So listen, if the sound is bad, if uh, the picture's bad, I wasn't gonna show shut, shut the fuck up, and come back next year.
Come back next week, man.
Speaking of that, Justin, you know, the planner, he's like, now, he's like, what time of day should we block for that? And I'm just like, oh, Christ.
(23:19):
I'm like, listen, it starts when Kaylyn rolls out of bed, puts, puts out her makeup If, if she can make it that day, like we gotta see how we're feeling.
I don't know if that's what the universe is giving me yet.
Yeah.
But yeah, if it is, and then makeup works out.
(23:40):
I'm like, Justin, I, I.
I'll try to get her to a special effort on that day to actually commit to a time, you know? Yeah.
And then we're gonna have technical issues at the wazoo, so of course, you know, he's four people.
Four mics, four.
You know, I have the, yeah.
Oh, I should have, I don't have the camera.
I got up here, but I, I, your camera at home is what? It's cannon.
(24:04):
Right.
Yeah.
Can And M 50, I think.
Yeah.
Oh, I think I might have the exact same thing, so.
Well, that'd be amazing if we could, uh, hook it up.
Yeah.
Might help.
'cause the big might help.
Yeah.
I think we should, uh, look at our portfolio.
Yeah.
And, uh, let's do, it's good day on the portfolio of 0.6.
Yeah.
(24:25):
Putting us back, these are the numbers we've started getting used to, you know, sort of mm-hmm.
Upper single digits or lower double digits.
Yeah.
Uh, digits is good too, by the way.
Yeah.
Um, uh, low.
Yeah, go ahead.
If it, if it's, if things are going bad, don't, don't stop, keep going.
(24:48):
That's okay.
Stare the demon in the face and just keep, keep going with it.
Just grit your teeth and ride that thing to the bottom.
Just keep riding it right.
Remember the mistakes that you've made.
I don't know, like really embrace stoicism, um, fully make 'em, make 'em take, get off your portfolio like freaking Robinhood.
(25:11):
It's like, you know, we're gonna start charging you for having this on your home screen.
Yeah, they, yeah.
They send me, right, they send me letters and I'm like, fuck you.
I will not sell.
I will not do it.
Come and take 'em.
They're like, okay, we will just charge you fees for the next few years until it's worth nothing.
So I'm like, well, that's fine.
(25:31):
If that's the way it must go, that's how it's gonna go.
Take my 15 cents.
Go nuts.
My friend gave me a magazine.
I'll bring it to C when I come to Cleveland, but I'll show it to you.
Hang on.
Oh my God.
I gotta get that.
I know.
What a great, like what? Yeah, it is like in the, in his floorboard and I'm like, you got that magazine, like, I think somebody left it in here.
(25:59):
I'm like, come on.
Like, these aren't even, these are expensive.
Yeah.
$15 for this like.
Which I don't understand the like $15 magazine Yeah.
Market.
But those seem to be the only, yeah.
There seem to be a lot of those where you go to the grocery store, you can buy a $15 magazine about, uh, Lord of the Rings or, yeah.
Organizing.
Yeah.
Right.
(26:19):
Yeah.
Quilting or like, yeah.
Right.
I think I, that I, I bring you, I brought you the Dungeons and Dragons one or whatever.
Yeah.
Like.
Yeah, well, my, uh, I can see why you would be excited about Trump.
My, uh, my Trump, uh, news of the week here was they've dropped the policy prohibiting contractors from having segregated facilities.
So, uh, so you can, you can go back to the era of having a, uh, colored, uh, restroom and old restroom.
(26:48):
Uh, I think this is just.
Just so, wait, wait.
They were saying that they wanted to wait.
We were, we were like, we should bring this back.
I think this is a good idea.
Like maybe we were onto something with like, let's separate.
(27:10):
I don't know anybody's, I don't know that anybody's promoting it, but they have eliminated the requirement.
If you're a federal contractor and if what you really want is separated, segregated facilities, then that's now okay with the federal government.
So.
Because basically Trump signed this big executive order, and then all the policy, you know, all the bureaucrats go to work and like re you know, go review stuff.
(27:35):
Right? And they're like, well, this isn't in keeping with the, you know, get rid of DEI policy order.
Yeah.
It's just, it's incredible.
So that's crazy.
I, I, I, the first thing I thought of was like gender segregated, like separate restrooms.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I'm just imagining there's some, like, there's some, you know, just racist as shit, you know, contractor, you know, subcontractor to Lockheed Martin or something down in Louisiana and they're like, hell yeah.
(28:06):
We've been waiting 50 years to put the, like separate the restrooms.
Rodney, you're going into your own restroom.
We're done with you blowing this shit up into our restroom, like, or whatever.
I don't know.
Well, Mr.
Jones, I, well, I don't, whatever you say.
Whatever you say Yes, master like.
(28:33):
Like, but colored white room as good as the white, white room.
White, white restroom.
I get it.
Yeah, right.
There's certainly places in Texas that I'd be like concerned about being a government worker.
I mean, vidder like Texas is famous for like, oh yeah.
You know, like having black people, the Capitol van there.
(28:55):
I think something like some major Klan institution.
Yeah.
Yeah, like there, there were a couple people that died because they like got chained to the back of pickup trucks and drug around John until they perished and I'm like, oh God.
Yeah.
Of all the ways to go.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Pretty bad.
Maybe we should do that at the rodeo.
That'd be a good way to, that's called mu mutton busting extreme.
(29:21):
Like you, like you take the kids' H little lamb and you tie it to, you drag it around.
Till in Paris.
Right.
And then you and the crowd laughs and laughs like, oh my God.
It's hilarious.
Like, I get to eat mutton today.
Yay.
Like kind of dirty though.
(29:42):
Lamb chops.
Yeah.
Only only eat from the left side, if you know.
Yeah, man.
Like those, those, the sheep are pretty big though.
I like, I think.
Uh, I wanna know how much it would cost for me to be able to do this.
Like, it's not allowed, you have to be five or six, but I'm like, so how much does it cost for a 42-year-old to go? Because I really wanna, I would literally love to know how I would do on button busting my mind.
(30:11):
I'm excellent, but, um, you know, doesn't they'd have to strap you across four sheep or something, you know? No.
Yeah.
Like, like where's your biggest sheep like.
I don't know.
They're like late always on for dear life.
Like, lady, you're moving over to the Bulls, man.
You, there's no, there's no mud.
(30:32):
Yeah.
Yeah, man.
There's like one clown that's in a barrel and then three rodeo like.
Yeah, you call 'em rodeo clowns.
Like those guys, the clown that's in the barrel just stays in the barrel and does nothing but gets an introduction.
Yeah, whatever.
I don't know.
Like, like weird.
I know.
Yeah.
Like comes in, they're like, and then they're scrappy and he is like, hello, ha.
(30:57):
And that's all he does.
And it's like a person, a real person.
I don't, it's bizarre the way you did him.
It's scrappy.
The gay rodeo clown.
That could be a.
Like, Hey girls.
Hey girls.
You look so good.
Yeah, I wanna find me a big old bull.
I wanna, yeah.
I'm gonna go bull riding tonight.
(31:19):
Boys.
Better strap up.
Anyway, I saw a comedian talking about George Foreman and they were like.
He decided to go into grilling and like nobody, like decided was gonna like help him out at all.
He is like, I've got an idea, we're gonna make a grill.
And nobody was like, how about adding an on off button? And he is like, no, plug it in the wall and it's on.
(31:43):
And then when you wanna turn it off, unplug it and leave it for several hours.
Like, we're not doing that button.
We're like keeping it streamlined.
We gotta, I don't know, it's just really funny.
I was, I don't know.
Yeah.
Well, and it's funny too, I don't know if he ever became an investor, but it like, wasn't his grill, like some other guys sent him the grill to be a sponsor of and, and, uh, you know, and it like sat in the closet for a while till his, till his wife dug it out and was like, you should give this thing a try or whatever.
(32:10):
Yeah.
And then he, then he loved it.
And then he became the, the grill champion of the world, I guess.
But magnate, he became a magnate.
Yeah.
I mean, I wonder like of his lifetime earnings, like what the split is of like George Foreman.
The fighter versus George Foreman.
The, the magnate.
Well, I know you, you'd say, well, easy.
It's gotta be, it's gotta be grilling.
(32:32):
But man, they pay these boxers just stupid amounts of money.
I mean, I mean, yeah, just insane.
It's like more than any other athlete, it's just insanity.
The great ones, you know, the really, really great ones, right? So, right.
I mean, hang on.
Top boxing earners.
Yeah.
Um.
All right.
Come on, ai.
(32:53):
How come AI never kicks in when I want it to? I don't know.
Uh, Floyd Mayweather, how much? Okay.
Floyd Mayweather.
Floyd Mayweather.
Total earnings.
Man, $1.1
billion that guy made boxing.
Wow.
Yeah.
Billion dollars.
(33:14):
Yeah.
So I, is that like, like must be sponsorships and stuff? No, that's what you get paid to box.
Like literally.
I mean I, these last boxing match he made like $300 million or something.
I mean, it's just insanity.
The one, like, like last, who, who did he fight that, um, uh, that guy.
(33:35):
The, uh, the guy that Connor McGregor.
All right.
Yeah.
Connor McGregor, uh, fight earnings.
Yeah.
And Nick Mayweather earned 280 million from the fight, and McGregor earned 130 million.
They paid out, so $400 million to the fighters in that fight.
So like, so the, the.
(33:57):
No, I can't think of his name.
That fight that was just on Netflix.
Um, oh, uh, like, uh, Mike Tyson.
Mike Tyson fight.
Yeah.
Uh, last fight.
I mean, Mike Tyson versus that young guy that he earned $20 million in his fight against Jake Paul.
So.
I don't know why it was so much.
You're like, uh, oh, $20 million for a, well, I mean, 30 minutes worth of work.
(34:20):
Why not? Well, I mean, like, I, like it seemed like a huge event for Netflix, so I, I was thinking it would be more, but Yeah.
But your average man, I guess quarterbacks now are in about twice that a year, but they, there was certainly a long time when quarterbacks were in the twenties, you know, so, yeah.
You know, man.
(34:41):
Yeah, so apparently George Foreman, I looked up the George Foreman split, by the way, and uh, good, it is, it is way more on the grills.
Yeah.
Okay.
Uh, he earned over two, 200 million from the grills.
And, uh, let's see.
Oh, my son just changed 200 million.
(35:02):
Okay.
Yeah.
So apparently at one point they said, okay, the.
He, he got so blah, blah, blah.
I'm not gonna read all this stuff.
Um, he was earning more than $8 million a month for a while.
Um, it's like, it's like that.
Good for them.
I think I could live on that.
Um, think you could make, do you think you could pinch pennies and make that happen? Yeah.
(35:25):
Yeah.
I think I could.
I don't know.
Um, his biggest payout for his career was a $5 million fee for Rumble in the Jungle against Muhammad Ali in 1974.
That's 1974 money.
So that's like $6 billion today.
Um, 5 million and yeah.
George Foreman Rumble in the jungle.
(35:45):
I thought it was, uh, somebody else.
Well, I mean, this is according to Yahoo Finance.
I don't, okay, well, we'll take it.
I think there were more than one rumbles in the jungles, but I thought the famous one was, um, that's 74 against Muhammad Ali.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Well, I'm to this.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I man, when we're on this podcast, I can't remember a thing.
(36:07):
It's like nothing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
George Foreman, sure enough.
Okay.
Yeah.
Um, did Foreman win that? I can't remember.
Anyway.
I have no idea.
Um, yeah.
Okay.
Well, good.
He was, he was an oly.
He was an Olympic gold medalist.
I didn't know that back when they had boxing in the Olympics.
(36:29):
Yeah.
Yeah.
That guy lived a charm life.
Too bad he died at 74 or whatever it was, you know? Yeah.
Well, I mean, 76, like, I, I don't, yeah.
30 years of doing the grilling, like it's pretty interesting.
He's probably lucky up to th 76 is a boxer for that long.
Yeah, he can, I mean, how like Muhammad Ali at the end of his life was in very bad shape.
(36:53):
Yes.
I mean, it was very, very like, yeah.
I find it was like, man, this is hard to like.
Hard to watch.
Yeah.
Like, um, I don't know that George Foreman was like that though.
I, I don't remember seeing him recently Really? Besides infomercials and whatnot, so, right.
Yeah.
Right.
Well, he probably, he didn't end up as bad as Muhammad Ali, 'cause nobody could reach his head.
(37:17):
And he's like, just such a huge man, you know? Anyway.
Yeah, yeah, man.
Uh, so like, oh, we should also look up George Foreman's children's names.
'cause do you, do you know about his nickname? Yeah, they're all named, uh, George.
Right? George For George Foreman.
I, let's see how many there are of them though.
(37:39):
Let's see.
He, uh, five sons all with his name.
Yep.
And then, uh, yeah, then he has.
Uh, five.
Five Daughters.
Well, one, one apparently died, but one is Georgetta.
Yes.
Natalie, Lila, me, mechi and Frida.
(38:00):
And Georgetta.
Yeah.
At least the Georges are numbered.
Right? It's George, junior.
George.
Third, fourth, fifth, sixth.
They just are all on the same generation the way we used to do it.
Right? Yeah.
Like I think his dad was a, was also George.
Yeah.
Anyway.
No matter.
No matter, like, you, you like have to be like, uh, like I am the shit.
(38:25):
Like, like, yeah, duh.
Like I'm gonna have five daughters, every one of them.
Kaylin Marie, like, like, that's what I'm doing.
There is no discussion.
Right.
Even even naming one after yourself is a, a little bit of an act of a right.
You know? I know.
Yeah.
Like, you're like, I, we need to continue this.
(38:47):
For sure.
You know, I'm like, I don't think I should have kids.
I don't know if this gene pool needs to be continued on.
This is some of your life coaching, talking, uh, come out right now.
Yeah.
Listen, what you wanna do is not continue your gene pool.
Yeah.
I'm glad you came to me today.
Here's the message I wanna give to you.
(39:08):
Look into sterilization.
Like we need to make sure that this doesn't, we don't make any mistakes here.
Like, like, oh, he had 12.
12 children.
Seven daughter.
Good god.
Gee.
Winy Christmas.
Oh yeah.
But he called his sons are George Jr.
Yeah.
George the third, who they call Monk, George the fourth, who they call Big Wheel George the fifth that they call Red and George the sixth.
(39:35):
They call little Joey.
Of course that makes perfect sense.
I'm like, right, like where did these names come from? Like, right.
Of all of them I think.
I think Little Joey is kind of the most surprising.
'cause I'm like, your name is George, like, uh, yeah.
What's his, yeah.
George Foreman.
(39:56):
We'll call you Joey.
I mean, big wheel's pretty random too.
You though.
Well, yeah.
Where Edward Foreman.
And as you're reading that, the thing that pops into my head is like, these are grown men now.
So this guy, big Wheel is going to the, he's gonna the meet, you know, like, like the guy next to him is like, uh, well, you know, I think, I think we should really pull back on our investment in this area.
(40:18):
You know, uh, probably put funnel more cash into our marketing efforts.
Um, what do you think Big wheel.
Well, that's a good question.
I, I really should talk to my brother Monk about it.
Um, the other George.
Mm-hmm.
Monk, I can take halfway seriously, but, uh Right.
Big wheel.
Big wheel.
Yeah.
(40:39):
This week's employee of the month, or This's employee of the month is Big wheel foreman.
Big wheel, big wheel's, doing amazing things down in our accounting department.
He's just, he's just crushing it.
Yeah.
Customer service is just through the roof with big wheel.
Like here's a guy who under.
Stands our customers needs.
(41:00):
Yeah.
And really it lives up to the values here at Schneider Lumber Company.
Like Yeah.
Like, it's funny.
Yeah.
Apparently that, so I, I'd watched a, uh, Freakonomics like video that they made, and, uh, they were going through like some of the naming stuff that, like how your name influences your life.
(41:20):
And this one person had a.
Twin sons.
Yeah.
And he named them winner and loser.
Get at it.
No.
Apparently, yeah.
This is real.
Like, so what, what do you think happened with these two kind of a, it's interesting.
Like the opposite.
(41:40):
No Wi winner.
Winner ended up in jail.
Loser Loser who went by.
Lou is like a chief of police and like Yeah.
Did really well.
I am officially mayor of Montrose.
Like what? Like I, I, I think it sounds like you're gonna enjoy this article.
Uh, so, but to start right here with this caption, Robert Ear, who calls himself Captain Booty head on election day.
(42:07):
Yeah, it's a good name.
I, good.
Am mayor of this town.
I declare it.
Um, yeah, basically, uh, it's ended in a writing.
Campaign for a snack food mogul.
He, uh, when the final vote had been counted, he.
(42:27):
He said the election had been that he was the mayor of Seacliff.
He, he received 62 votes.
Yeah.
Our movement continues.
He announced place needs a voice and at this moment it is me, uh, this is the town of 5,000.
Yeah.
Um, he was in invoking a two nine state law that empowers.
Residents to dissolve their town or reformulated it.
(42:48):
Uh, he had to get 10% of the town's voters, and he, he waved an envelope out saying he had 1800 signatures, and he declined to show them to anyone.
Sure.
Piners were afraid of ation, and so they told him to get outta here.
Uh, you know, and Nick, yeah.
And then, and he's like, I'm your, she won last year with 182 votes.
(43:14):
The job pays 12 grand.
'cause it's a lot of work.
And, uh, and then she says, you know, um, listen, you can.
Dissolve the town.
There's a process for that.
But here's the deal.
If you dissolved it, there's no village to be the mayor of you.
What I mean? So, um, yeah, he, uh, it, uh, he's the guy who started Pirate Booty in 1987.
(43:37):
It was acquired by b and G Boots for $195 million in 2013.
And that's vegan Rob Snack Foods.
And, um, oh, he said they were discriminating against him because he was Jewish.
Oh yeah.
Anyway, obviously, obviously, ah, obviously this, that, that's, that was my first takeaway from this.
I was like, I bet there's some antisemitism coming.
(43:58):
Like, yeah, because the beyond this, other than that, you can't explain it.
This seems like totally normal behavior.
Yeah.
There's no other reason that, like, they would be, they would put up any fi like why do you need to see the signatures? Like, right.
These people are afraid.
What are you antisemitic? Yeah.
Like, is this, because I'm a Jew, like out of this town of 5,000 people, 1800 of 'em signed this document, but they're all afraid of retribution.
(44:26):
But from the, from the other 200, like, like right.
Damn near, you know who's gonna Against whom here.
Yeah.
I mean, talk about low voter now.
I mean, the winner got 182 votes outta these 5,000 people in this town.
Like, come on, see, hook New Jersey.
Do better.
God, yeah.
(44:47):
Like, not exactly a thriving democracy is it.
Did, did you guys like announce that the, that there was voting happening, like at all? Or did we just like, we'll just spread word of mouth.
Like, by the way, it's on Tuesday, like only the mayor's friends gets the, gets word.
Yeah.
Yeah.
(45:08):
Like, I love these like really, uh, like.
I hope you guys do have another business.
Super, super well.
So you can become one of these super eccentric, like, you know, like weirdo sell their company.
Yeah.
Like the, uh, the, the Norton Antivirus guy.
Like, oh, I've heard he is a real, yeah.
Oh, like you're not ready for like his, his crazy, like he's got a documentary.
(45:34):
He like hired some people to like come make a documentary about him, but like he also is super paranoid, like, yeah.
I.
He, his behavior reminds me of when I was working at the crack rehab and like, how, how people act crack rehab.
Like, like lot like, yeah, I did that during, during undergrad, like I worked there and there's lots of like, anxiety and like lots of energy, but, um, lots of paranoia, lots of energy.
(45:59):
Like, oh, like, yeah, everybody's like, everybody's like, what are you up to? I don't know, but we better get outta here.
Like that kind of thing though.
I, that's what my hopes and dreams are for you and Andrea.
Is that we could be crazy and kill a neighbor and Yeah.
All right.
Perfect.
Hopefully, hopefully, hopefully no murder, but you could, you know, declare yourself, mayor of some place, or you know, like some town with 5,000 people.
(46:21):
Yeah.
And be like, is this because my sister's Jewish? Yeah.
Uh, no, Rob, you didn't get any votes.
You got 62 votes, you know? Um, I am going, there's definitely some photo corruption going on here, like, yeah.
Yeah, something's gone.
(46:41):
Gone very much awry.
I think you should do that.
You can't rate this Steph.
Yeah.
And then all the comment like, of course in the era of Trump, this guy, this guy thinks he's basically a mini Trump, you know? Um, well anyway, declaring himself the winner when he lost and all this stuff.
So yeah, he's kinda like Kanye, like, you know, look at Kanye Western.
(47:06):
Go ahead, show it.
Let's see what I was like.
I'll have very good quality.
Uh.
Reporting for you next week.
I, from this, I guess well f or at least when we're in town, hopefully there's a quiz.
A quiz.
I know.
Yeah.
How, what kind of Trump fan are you? Like, oh man, are you a MAGA magnate? Yeah.
(47:31):
Are you, uh, I, I, I will make a quiz for that.
That sounds fun actually.
If, if there's not one, there will be one.
All right, listeners, let's see.
Put in the comments section.
If you think Kaylyn is gonna actually do a quiz or, or just another unfulfilled promise by Kalin, oh, let's pull, this is politics, Kalin.
(47:54):
This is that, that was my, uh, that was my anti, I know.
Anti Kaylin.
Uh, we better shut this episode down before we get, uh, before we get too unhappy with each other.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
What do you, yeah, what do you think, Caitlyn? Should we cue the music and call it a day? Ah.
That sounds good.
All right.
(48:15):
Cue the music.
All right.
You've been listening to the Robert and Kaylyn Get Pissed at each other podcast.
Oh, also called or make each other really sad down in the mouth.
I don't know.
Anyway.
Yeah.
McKaylan has said, well, I have just the podcast for you, Caitlyn.
It's not gonna be a good You have life advice now.
(48:38):
Um, I am just the podcast for you.
If it'll load, it won't.
It's called The Love Your Your Love Your Love Show.
Uh, you should listen to that.
Once you're done rating and subscribing and giving a thumbs up and sending this episode to all your friends.
Go and listen to the Love Your Life show.
It will teach you to, what did I say before? It will teach you to nurture your inner nurture, your inner calm goddess.
(49:04):
Yeah.
Your inner calm for overwhelmed women.
Perfect.
A perfect segue from our show.
Perfect.
Yeah, absolutely.
Everybody, enjoy your bold new chapter 11.
Yes.
And nurture your love your life.
Uh.
Send us an email, Robert.
(49:25):
I don't have my notes or I'm not in my usual habitat here.
Yeah, yeah.
This is, yeah.
Sorry everyone.
We're we're, this is a completely falling down on the job today.
Remember.
This is at, at best, a b plus episode right here.
It's, uh, anyway, uh, send us an email, Robert and Kalin Get Rich.
Kalin is spelled K-A-L-Y-N, and that's at gmail.com.
(49:46):
With that.
Any final remarks? Kaylin? No.
You don't provide financial or investment advice.
Brilliant.
I dunno where you came over that Byebye.
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