Our Best Medical and Financial Advice, Mansplained! | Robert and Kalyn GET RICH Comedy Podcast | Ep 56 - Robert and Kalyn GET RICH!

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.198979592Huh? Well, at Kroger earlier today, they were fucking convinced that I was stealing, Get out. 11 00:00:21,166.198979592 --> 00:00:23,526.198979592 Yeah, I don't know, sometimes check yourself down. 12 00:00:23,526.198979592 --> 00:00:25,326.198979592 machines give you trouble, whatever. 13 00:00:27,6.198979592 --> 00:00:35,796.198979592 normally even if it's like, oh, are you sure you put the last item in the back or whatever, Yeah, comes over and they're like, Yeah, it's fine, or maybe they'll watch the video. 14 00:00:35,826.198979592 --> 00:00:40,836.198979592 This woman watched the video like 17 times through and it kept happening. 15 00:00:41,196.198979592 --> 00:00:52,146.198979592 So like she was watching rewatching and rewatching videos over and over and over, and I'm like, what is it? I'm like, the last thing I rang up was the mangoes. 16 00:00:52,626.198979592 --> 00:01:01,806.198979592 You see me moving the mangoes in this video? Like, I don't at some point, at some point you just gotta restart. 17 00:01:01,811.198979592 --> 00:01:03,291.198979592 You know? Like why? Right. 18 00:01:03,291.198979592 --> 00:01:03,751.198979592 I'm Yeah. 19 00:01:04,11.198979592 --> 00:01:11,151.198979592 check me out? Because I don't care who checks me out, like I just do it myself because then I can bag myself and, whatever Yeah. 20 00:01:11,211.198979592 --> 00:01:20,241.198979592 But if you wanna check me, if you're so concerned that I'm stealing like a fucking 77 cent mango, then, maybe I should go to the cashier today. 21 00:01:20,291.198979592 --> 00:01:27,10.311774044 And so uh, didn't think I was going to be on time because then I had to go, but I didn't wanna deal with that 'cause I like didn't wanna deal with this lady anymore. 22 00:01:27,340.311774044 --> 00:01:28,780.311774044 It really, it took forever. 23 00:01:28,780.311774044 --> 00:01:37,540.311774044 And she was like going through my items, watching the videos over and I was like, what am I like wearing a shirt that says like, I'm a thief. 24 00:01:37,960.311774044 --> 00:01:38,830.311774044 I don't Yeah. 25 00:01:39,160.311774044 --> 00:01:39,490.311774044 Yeah. 26 00:01:39,880.311774044 --> 00:01:43,450.31177404 I wasn't even buying anything like expensive anyways. 27 00:01:43,750.31177404 --> 00:01:44,260.31177404 Doesn't matter. 28 00:01:44,470.31177404 --> 00:01:46,180.31177404 so, Yeah. 29 00:01:46,540.31177404 --> 00:01:54,400.31177404 Uh, then I had to go back out and I got stuck in traffic and it's like eight, 800 billion degrees outside And no air conditioning. 30 00:01:54,505.31177404 --> 00:01:55,525.31177404 that's right. 31 00:01:55,555.31177404 --> 00:01:56,515.31177404 Still don't have ac. 32 00:01:58,735.31177404 --> 00:02:00,85.31177404 Just so fun. 33 00:02:00,475.31177404 --> 00:02:10,230.77951092 One of our loyal listeners now is Janice, and she sent a nice note today, and she's like, tell Kaylyn she's rich now that Fannie Mae has gone up and she needs to buy herself air, conditioning. 34 00:02:11,280.77951092 --> 00:02:11,790.77951092 Yeah. 35 00:02:11,790.77951092 --> 00:02:15,900.77951092 Well, I thought I was gonna have a job tell us this sorted story. 36 00:02:15,900.77951092 --> 00:02:16,200.77951092 Yeah. 37 00:02:16,200.77951092 --> 00:02:21,575.77951092 Like so It was already like a nightmarish travel day because we sat yeah. 38 00:02:21,860.77951092 --> 00:02:24,245.77951092 for over three hours Yeah. 39 00:02:24,405.32496547 --> 00:02:28,455.32496547 and like as we're about to take off, they're like, oh, we're gonna cancel. 40 00:02:28,455.32496547 --> 00:02:32,655.32496547 And I'm like, what? Uh, they're like, if you haven't left and don't leave. 41 00:02:32,655.32496547 --> 00:02:34,485.32496547 And I'm like, okay, cool. 42 00:02:34,795.32496547 --> 00:02:36,985.32496547 I didn't have time to get off the plane or whatever. 43 00:02:37,345.32496547 --> 00:02:41,515.32496547 Both Andre and I were like, that is so unprofessional. 44 00:02:41,725.32496547 --> 00:02:42,820.32496547 So so unprofessional. 45 00:02:43,315.32496547 --> 00:02:44,110.32496547 and Yeah. 46 00:02:44,110.32496547 --> 00:02:52,725.32496547 It was also a holiday, Right? because like their executives had just been meeting earlier that day, which I mean, I get that you know, executives meet when executives need to meet, but, Yeah. 47 00:02:52,830.32496547 --> 00:02:53,220.32496547 Yeah. 48 00:02:53,880.32496547 --> 00:02:56,730.32496547 oops, we've already paid for this, you know, this trip. 49 00:02:56,810.32496547 --> 00:03:05,910.32496547 And really you're the investment of your time 'cause you did a lot of prep work and stuff like that and then if you sit on an airplane on a flight to freaking San Francisco. 50 00:03:05,960.32496547 --> 00:03:06,530.32496547 It's a Yeah. 51 00:03:06,620.32496547 --> 00:03:07,10.32496547 flight. 52 00:03:07,10.32496547 --> 00:03:10,220.32496547 And I've now sat on the tarmac for nearly four hours. 53 00:03:10,580.32496547 --> 00:03:15,80.32496547 And PS I also, was in like fucking the nursery of the airplane. 54 00:03:15,80.32496547 --> 00:03:18,515.32496547 Like there was a baby in the row ahead of me, a Oh my God. 55 00:03:18,710.32496547 --> 00:03:22,360.32496547 and a baby not on, my side of the road, but like on the other side. 56 00:03:22,885.32496547 --> 00:03:23,275.32496547 Yeah. 57 00:03:23,330.32496547 --> 00:03:24,950.32496547 By the end of the flight I was like. 58 00:03:25,745.32496547 --> 00:03:29,435.32496547 I can totally understand why parents sometimes murder their babies. 59 00:03:29,435.32496547 --> 00:03:38,406.99163213 Like, I can I get it because like I'm about to scream at somebody, like I'm about to scream at a child and because it's just been going on and on and on and on, you know, they Yeah. 60 00:03:38,541.99163213 --> 00:03:38,931.99163213 stop. 61 00:03:39,261.99163213 --> 00:03:39,711.99163213 Yeah. 62 00:03:39,861.99163213 --> 00:03:41,181.99163213 So fun times. 63 00:03:41,505.62799577 --> 00:03:48,485.62799577 we also landed like super hard and the woman at the window, literally screamed like, thought she was gonna die when We. 64 00:03:48,485.62799577 --> 00:03:48,770.62799577 landed. 65 00:03:48,770.62799577 --> 00:03:50,645.62799577 and I was Like, that would be okay with me. 66 00:03:50,645.62799577 --> 00:03:54,495.62799577 like let's just go ahead and have this plane explode Like, like. 67 00:03:55,140.62799577 --> 00:04:03,990.62799577 like what am I do? I'm now trapped in, in this metal cylinder flying through the air because I already am dead and I'm in hell, like I'm Yeah. 68 00:04:04,20.62799577 --> 00:04:04,800.62799577 by babies. 69 00:04:04,800.62799577 --> 00:04:06,180.62799577 I just sit on a tarmac. 70 00:04:06,230.62799577 --> 00:04:13,160.62799577 People are like making me go places and work hard on getting all my shit together, getting my hopes interviews left and right. 71 00:04:13,220.62799577 --> 00:04:18,985.62799577 the last minute and then to like, and then only a little while later to be like, actually, you should Come on in. 72 00:04:18,985.62799577 --> 00:04:28,795.62799577 Like, what? So then you finally make it to San Francisco and like what happens? I'd been so disheartened on the flight at that point, I thought the interview was canceled. 73 00:04:28,825.62799577 --> 00:04:29,635.62799577 That Yeah. 74 00:04:29,725.62799577 --> 00:04:33,875.62799577 planned to finish my deck on the plane, I had not done that. 75 00:04:34,325.62799577 --> 00:04:36,365.62799577 And so now my deck is not in a great place. 76 00:04:36,555.62799577 --> 00:04:38,565.62799577 My head is not in a great place at all. 77 00:04:38,925.62799577 --> 00:04:43,695.62799577 I was just like, man, I'm not like super stoked about any of these locations. 78 00:04:43,725.62799577 --> 00:04:48,55.62799577 It's not like they were saying Cleveland, you know? Columbus is kind of close, but Kind of. 79 00:04:48,55.62799577 --> 00:04:52,705.62799577 But the benefits of being in Ohio are like being super close to you guys. 80 00:04:52,725.62799577 --> 00:04:54,255.62799577 You'd be like visiting on weekends. 81 00:04:54,255.62799577 --> 00:05:03,385.62799577 And if you wanted to go to Cody's track meet or something, you know, you can do that sort of thing, but not, it's not like a, yeah, we're seeing each other every day. 82 00:05:03,435.62799577 --> 00:05:03,855.62799577 Yeah. 83 00:05:03,885.62799577 --> 00:05:04,965.62799577 So, yeah. 84 00:05:04,970.62799577 --> 00:05:05,220.62799577 Yeah. 85 00:05:05,265.62799577 --> 00:05:08,552.29466244 can be like, guess what? That fucking bitch at the office that, yeah. 86 00:05:08,642.29466244 --> 00:05:09,722.29466244 We're, you know. 87 00:05:10,632.29466244 --> 00:05:16,842.29466244 My recruiter had told me like, when you interview with the CEO, one thing I'd recommend is don't ask him like about work life balance. 88 00:05:16,842.29466244 --> 00:05:23,202.29466244 And I was like, okay, who is asking the CEO of a company, like about their work life? Like when can I take a day off?, You'd be amazed. 89 00:05:23,252.29466244 --> 00:05:30,682.29466244 You know what, I think in life there are just people who think jobs have hours and, then there's people who are like, yeah, I gotta get the job done. 90 00:05:30,682.29466244 --> 00:05:34,922.29466244 You know, guess that's the basic difference between and salaried employees. 91 00:05:34,922.29466244 --> 00:05:44,407.29466244 But it is a totally different Knowing you guys and being entrepreneurs and this guy is the founder, CEO, he created this company, he's Yeah. 92 00:05:44,872.29466244 --> 00:05:47,622.29466244 Like, he met with his other executives on the holiday. 93 00:05:47,622.29466244 --> 00:05:48,987.29466244 So like I know Yeah. 94 00:05:49,152.29466244 --> 00:05:50,322.29466244 balance is dog shit. 95 00:05:50,412.29466244 --> 00:05:54,312.29466244 And he is gonna want people who are gonna do, what needs to be done to help him grow the company. 96 00:05:54,657.29466244 --> 00:05:55,712.29466244 Yeah, Whatever. 97 00:05:55,932.29466244 --> 00:06:03,167.29466244 So be like, so how many paid vacation days do I get? Yeah, I yeah, ask a CEO that yeah. 98 00:06:03,557.29466244 --> 00:06:08,87.29466244 I What time do you expect me to show up to the office in the morning and, yeah. 99 00:06:08,237.29466244 --> 00:06:09,497.29466244 that's what people are like though. 100 00:06:09,497.29466244 --> 00:06:17,337.29466244 We're doing starting this statement nails and people that want to be in pretty senior roles are like, uh, well, are you gonna have benefits? Yeah. 101 00:06:17,337.29466244 --> 00:06:29,481.07659538 It's like the times that we're living in also where people are like, I value my mental health and like, Yeah, Which is good, but let also, not during an interview, I don't know, yeah, exactly. 102 00:06:29,886.07659538 --> 00:06:33,6.07659538 do what I need to do, you know? I listen to my body. 103 00:06:33,6.07659538 --> 00:06:40,626.07659538 If my body wants to sleep in until 10:30 AM or noon or one or five, if I just need to sleep all day, that's what's gonna happen. 104 00:06:40,956.07659538 --> 00:06:43,776.07659538 I'm not gonna say that to the CEO of a company I'm trying to work for. 105 00:06:43,856.07659538 --> 00:06:47,446.07659538 Danielle used to do a lot of the recruiting and hiring for, their company. 106 00:06:47,446.07659538 --> 00:06:55,247.07659538 And she said the women would come in all the time and are like, yeah, I'm all about family first and all my kids come first and I da da. 107 00:06:55,252.07659538 --> 00:06:57,496.07659538 And she's like, okay, get the fuck out. 108 00:06:57,656.07659538 --> 00:06:58,31.07659538 you know.? 109 00:06:58,316.07659538 --> 00:06:58,706.07659538 Right. 110 00:06:58,706.07659538 --> 00:06:59,666.07659538 Like, cool. 111 00:06:59,906.07659538 --> 00:07:01,106.07659538 This is not the place for you. 112 00:07:01,671.07659538 --> 00:07:02,391.07659538 The grade you. 113 00:07:02,571.07659538 --> 00:07:05,871.07659538 you'll land at this, an organization will reflect that. 114 00:07:05,871.07659538 --> 00:07:06,411.07659538 I don't know. 115 00:07:06,485.52466864 --> 00:07:07,295.52466864 Similar idea. 116 00:07:07,385.52466864 --> 00:07:11,545.52466864 So I, passed a billboard for a UFC fight, and it was two women, and I was like. 117 00:07:11,747.1023349 --> 00:07:19,357.1023349 Who are these women? Men are born with testosterone and a drive to just beat each other up to some extent and some more than others. 118 00:07:19,567.1023349 --> 00:07:25,92.1023349 But the fact that there are women that are like drawn to this to, right. 119 00:07:25,287.1023349 --> 00:07:26,727.1023349 you, cannot do this for the money. 120 00:07:26,897.1023349 --> 00:07:30,287.1023349 You cannot be in these fights and beat the crap each just for the money. 121 00:07:30,792.1023349 --> 00:07:31,992.1023349 I don't get it at all. 122 00:07:32,22.1023349 --> 00:07:33,342.1023349 I Yeah, get in a fight. 123 00:07:33,642.1023349 --> 00:07:36,12.1023349 You can't pay me enough to like do that shit. 124 00:07:36,322.1023349 --> 00:07:44,622.1023349 Whenever, I watched the Mike Tyson fight, rounds before there were chicks that fought too, yeah, and I was like, I don't, I don't understand you guys yeah. 125 00:07:44,965.43566824 --> 00:07:45,445.43566824 full stop. 126 00:07:45,445.43566824 --> 00:07:47,415.43566824 I just don't, know what this does for you. 127 00:07:47,865.43566824 --> 00:07:50,985.43566824 Like Muhammad Ali's daughter, she was a fighter. 128 00:07:51,205.43566824 --> 00:07:51,495.43566824 Yeah. 129 00:07:51,705.43566824 --> 00:07:54,435.43566824 First of all, You see the effects, like your dad is like. 130 00:07:55,255.43566824 --> 00:07:56,325.43566824 You ought to know better. 131 00:07:56,805.43566824 --> 00:08:05,285.43566824 Yeah, I mean, there's gotta be other ways you can bond with your father, than being like, the son of a bitch, he only wants to talk about one thing. 132 00:08:05,345.43566824 --> 00:08:07,655.43566824 He's like, our dad like fucking race walking nonstop. 133 00:08:07,705.43566824 --> 00:08:16,635.43566824 And Muhammad Ali, the daughter's just every time all he wants to talk about is, you know, you remember, did I tell you about the time I fought, Joe Frazier and did I tell you about that? Yeah. 134 00:08:16,665.43566824 --> 00:08:19,50.43566824 Dad, you told us about the right. 135 00:08:19,245.43566824 --> 00:08:19,935.43566824 God you got. 136 00:08:20,220.43566824 --> 00:08:22,80.43566824 like a butterfly and stinging like a B thing. 137 00:08:22,80.43566824 --> 00:08:23,880.43566824 Like, I can't remember how that go. 138 00:08:23,930.43566824 --> 00:08:26,710.43566824 This guy, he goes to parties it's all he talks about. 139 00:08:26,710.43566824 --> 00:08:28,390.43566824 He is God dead. 140 00:08:29,80.43566824 --> 00:08:29,440.43566824 Yeah. 141 00:08:30,490.43566824 --> 00:08:31,30.43566824 Yeah. 142 00:08:31,120.43566824 --> 00:08:31,630.43566824 Right. 143 00:08:31,757.1023349 --> 00:08:33,427.1023349 Those chicks are I don't understand. 144 00:08:33,477.1023349 --> 00:08:33,897.1023349 Yeah. 145 00:08:34,122.1023349 --> 00:08:40,177.1023349 I can't imagine anything worse than getting, punched in the face, you know, or punched in a kidney or what, you know, Oof. 146 00:08:40,177.1023349 --> 00:08:40,267.1023349 Yeah. 147 00:08:40,412.1023349 --> 00:08:46,532.1023349 Just being hurt and intentionally like, I'm gonna go into this situation and I'm gonna get hurt, at least a little bit. 148 00:08:47,452.1023349 --> 00:08:52,372.1023349 Unless I'm Mike Tyson, knocking you out in two seconds flat, yeah, I'm still gonna get hit. 149 00:08:53,425.43566824 --> 00:08:54,145.43566824 That's weird. 150 00:08:55,844.7748099 --> 00:08:59,474.7748099 I was gonna, being a garbage man also, like jobs yeah. 151 00:08:59,499.7748099 --> 00:09:12,304.7748099 I understand a little about how dudes handle a situation when you have to go to the bathroom, but there are a lot fewer options what's the chick garbage man, woman going to, you know, Yeah. 152 00:09:12,679.7748099 --> 00:09:19,599.7748099 can't very well like in a bottle or, They get on a cycle where they don't have to do that during the workday most days. 153 00:09:20,473.10814323 --> 00:09:25,428.10814323 unless you have something go really wrong at breakfast, they probably, Right. 154 00:09:25,428.10814323 --> 00:09:26,628.10814323 But sometimes it does. 155 00:09:26,868.10814323 --> 00:09:31,958.10814323 And then what do you do? You stop the trek and you'll go in McDonald's and use the restroom. 156 00:09:32,8.10814323 --> 00:09:34,918.10814323 you are like, okay, we're gonna stop in the middle of this street. 157 00:09:34,978.10814323 --> 00:09:40,658.10814323 Like we're halfway down the street picking up things like, okay, dude, We gotta go right now. 158 00:09:40,748.10814323 --> 00:09:42,388.10814323 Book it to the nearest gas state. 159 00:09:42,718.10814323 --> 00:09:43,318.10814323 I don't know. 160 00:09:43,558.10814323 --> 00:09:45,958.10814323 I guess so We should have a guy on. 161 00:09:46,318.10814323 --> 00:09:47,788.10814323 Obviously we need a guest. 162 00:09:47,981.44147656 --> 00:09:49,771.44147656 let's, Well, to waste management. 163 00:09:49,771.44147656 --> 00:09:55,481.44147656 See, listeners, if you know anyone what we need is a garbage truck driver with the runs. 164 00:09:55,581.44147656 --> 00:09:59,241.44147656 This is the world's most attractive human being. 165 00:09:59,291.44147656 --> 00:10:00,796.44147656 Um, yeah. 166 00:10:01,466.44147656 --> 00:10:05,936.44147656 I will say I do not believe I've ever seen a female, sanitation engineer. 167 00:10:05,966.44147656 --> 00:10:07,316.44147656 I'm sure that they exist. 168 00:10:07,646.44147656 --> 00:10:11,806.44147656 I I guess most construction sites have like a porta-potty they all have porta-potties. 169 00:10:11,806.44147656 --> 00:10:11,986.44147656 Yeah. 170 00:10:12,346.44147656 --> 00:10:12,706.44147656 Or shit. 171 00:10:12,706.44147656 --> 00:10:13,486.44147656 All, yeah. 172 00:10:13,576.44147656 --> 00:10:16,36.44147656 road work, I, Oh, pay enough attention. 173 00:10:16,766.44147656 --> 00:10:37,956.44147656 If there's a girl on the side of the road doing the construction stuff, she's always the one like holding the flag and just like, like always she is never working the jackhammer or whatever, you know, carrying like a stack of two by fours or cement or whatever else I do and also you have this view that women just cannot hold their water, you know, Well, like. 174 00:10:38,136.44147656 --> 00:10:41,396.44147656 for eight hours, it's hot in Houston, like drinking a lot. 175 00:10:42,296.44147656 --> 00:10:45,966.44147656 how often do you 25 times a day. 176 00:10:46,116.44147656 --> 00:10:49,626.44147656 Like, I, I couldn't be a construction worker in no way. 177 00:10:49,716.44147656 --> 00:10:50,736.44147656 I'd be like, Hey, boss. 178 00:10:50,736.44147656 --> 00:10:53,706.44147656 And they'd be like, Kimmel, one more fucking time. 179 00:10:54,126.44147656 --> 00:10:55,446.44147656 And you're off this work. 180 00:10:55,599.7748099 --> 00:11:04,39.7748099 But then they'd be like, you're a shitty construction worker this guy can't like fucking cut a piece of rebar to straight or can't lift anything. 181 00:11:04,39.7748099 --> 00:11:08,569.7748099 You know, I'm rebar, rebar, Rebar, yeah. 182 00:11:09,569.7748099 --> 00:11:09,599.7748099 Rebarb. 183 00:11:09,599.7748099 --> 00:11:11,999.7748099 That was that's when I got fired from the kitchen job. 184 00:11:11,999.7748099 --> 00:11:15,315.23399293 You like this guy? It's not for me. 185 00:11:16,35.23399293 --> 00:11:20,350.23399293 No you won't be applying for the construction jobs anytime soon. 186 00:11:20,966.9006596 --> 00:11:33,906.9006596 Circling back to, the job stuff, Is this really a local job? Can you support out of Cleveland? I mean out or outta Houston? Yeah, they talk about it being that we'd be in the hospital more days than not more, okay. 187 00:11:34,311.9006596 --> 00:11:36,756.9006596 four or five days a week Yeah. 188 00:11:36,891.9006596 --> 00:11:37,611.9006596 the hospital. 189 00:11:37,716.9006596 --> 00:11:41,556.9006596 basically, that during an implementation, like when You're getting it set up, trying to yeah. 190 00:11:41,991.9006596 --> 00:11:51,551.9006596 it's like you have to build out these decision trees and it makes sense to have at least some of that be on site, but also like after using the tool, this shit is not that hard. 191 00:11:51,551.9006596 --> 00:11:56,381.9006596 I don't know, like, why you even need somebody full-time, like teaching people how to do this. 192 00:11:56,756.9006596 --> 00:11:58,286.9006596 It sounds like the ideal job. 193 00:11:58,358.56732627 --> 00:12:01,163.56732627 I, I mean I was very impressed with their software, Yeah. 194 00:12:01,928.56732627 --> 00:12:11,798.56732627 I was pretty excited about it, which made it all the fucking worse so, yeah, and it was like very emotionally sensitive, which Hmm. 195 00:12:12,323.56732627 --> 00:12:13,193.56732627 noted before. 196 00:12:13,568.56732627 --> 00:12:14,78.56732627 Wow. 197 00:12:14,78.56732627 --> 00:12:16,928.56732627 That's a really interesting thing to say about an AI tool. 198 00:12:16,928.56732627 --> 00:12:17,108.56732627 Yeah. 199 00:12:17,363.56732627 --> 00:12:21,863.56732627 yeah, I, it was like, it's like one of the most important things for them in the market. 200 00:12:22,233.56732627 --> 00:12:28,63.56732627 Yeah, what, like, you know, in be this a shitty, you know, yeah. 201 00:12:28,383.56732627 --> 00:12:30,48.56732627 robot that Just like heartless. 202 00:12:30,48.56732627 --> 00:12:30,708.56732627 Soulless. 203 00:12:30,858.56732627 --> 00:12:31,188.56732627 Yeah. 204 00:12:31,243.56732627 --> 00:12:31,783.56732627 Yeah. 205 00:12:32,113.56732627 --> 00:12:32,503.56732627 Yeah. 206 00:12:32,503.56732627 --> 00:12:39,823.56732627 Like the call I, set up was a pre-op call and it was like, so Robert, we see that you're having a hip replacement surgery next week. 207 00:12:39,943.56732627 --> 00:12:42,928.56732627 How are you feeling about that? I, uh. 208 00:12:43,3.56732627 --> 00:12:43,483.56732627 feel fine. 209 00:12:43,483.56732627 --> 00:12:47,563.56732627 It's like lots of patients have some anxiety and you know, Right. 210 00:12:47,623.56732627 --> 00:12:52,693.56732627 some nervousness around that is, and what are you feeling? You know, whatever. 211 00:12:52,753.56732627 --> 00:12:55,483.56732627 Like If you're like, I'm scared. 212 00:12:55,543.56732627 --> 00:12:59,293.56732627 That's one thing I said, it was like, tell me more about what you're afraid of. 213 00:13:00,343.56732627 --> 00:13:01,933.56732627 And I was like, I don't wanna die. 214 00:13:02,113.56732627 --> 00:13:03,823.56732627 It's like, that makes a lot of sense. 215 00:13:04,43.56732627 --> 00:13:05,873.56732627 don't worry, we're gonna take really good care of you. 216 00:13:05,963.56732627 --> 00:13:08,873.56732627 It was very like comfort, like it was really good. 217 00:13:08,873.56732627 --> 00:13:17,538.56732627 In some ways you could see, people being more interested or more willing to say or ask a robot some things than a human, you know? Right. 218 00:13:17,653.56732627 --> 00:13:20,313.56732627 think of all the very personal stuff totally. 219 00:13:20,313.56732627 --> 00:13:42,868.56732627 A million times I've been to the doctor and I've been like, eh, eh, you know what? Even like my colonoscopy 'cause I hit that age and it's like, I kind of wanna know what's the complication rate and do people occasionally die from this, I sort of yeah, intuitively knew it was one of the safest, procedures in ever, but nevertheless, so, so sticking a tube up your butt. 220 00:13:43,533.56732627 --> 00:13:44,68.56732627 I know. 221 00:13:44,268.56732627 --> 00:13:51,195.90065897 So, Andrea's Wi Wicked got into Mike Birbiglia I was amazed because I thought she had watched these with us before, but, um, so too. 222 00:13:51,255.90065897 --> 00:13:53,800.90065897 I would've be money on it Yeah. 223 00:13:53,800.90065897 --> 00:13:55,540.90065897 I'm glad she stuck with it for a couple. 224 00:13:55,550.90065897 --> 00:14:02,300.90065897 the one I liked the best is the one where he puts that sheet over his head, you know, that he made for himself but she just thought some of this stuff was absolutely hilarious. 225 00:14:02,300.90065897 --> 00:14:08,520.90065897 But, um, anyhow, he's got this thing where they've gotta stick a thing up his urethra once a year or something. 226 00:14:08,520.90065897 --> 00:14:11,520.90065897 I'm like, oh my God, Yeah. 227 00:14:11,730.90065897 --> 00:14:12,510.90065897 Yeah. 228 00:14:12,570.90065897 --> 00:14:14,190.90065897 you might have to put me under two. 229 00:14:14,190.90065897 --> 00:14:17,580.90065897 I just, the thought of that is awful. 230 00:14:18,330.90065897 --> 00:14:22,532.56732563 I think that it's more, scary for dudes, I I would think so. 231 00:14:22,727.56732563 --> 00:14:34,952.56732563 not really, Well, men, women are more used to things going up there than, um, than, and I guess like in my, my like I know, but can you even tell? I don't even know. 232 00:14:34,952.56732563 --> 00:14:38,462.56732563 Once they're in there, can you tell what's going on? I can't imagine. 233 00:14:38,962.56732563 --> 00:14:41,847.56732563 I mean, I don't know, Maybe it stings, though. 234 00:14:41,947.56732563 --> 00:14:46,477.56732563 I've never had anything going in when I was awake. 235 00:14:46,507.56732563 --> 00:14:48,277.56732563 Like when I've had surgeries, they of Yeah. 236 00:14:48,397.56732563 --> 00:14:49,267.56732563 give you a catheter. 237 00:14:49,327.56732563 --> 00:14:56,677.56732563 Right? Yeah, at some point after I fell asleep, they like, yeah, I was not checked into that. 238 00:14:56,887.56732563 --> 00:14:57,637.56732563 yeah, yeah. 239 00:14:58,747.56732563 --> 00:15:00,67.56732563 but Yeah. 240 00:15:00,97.56732563 --> 00:15:03,907.56732563 so there, I found this thing, this is like super bizarre. 241 00:15:03,947.56732563 --> 00:15:06,175.74914382 It's like a weird, sex thing. 242 00:15:06,535.74914382 --> 00:15:06,925.74914382 Mm. 243 00:15:07,570.74914382 --> 00:15:07,920.74914382 Great. 244 00:15:08,785.74914382 --> 00:15:11,760.74914382 it's called sounding right? Uh. 245 00:15:11,905.74914382 --> 00:15:36,410.74914382 And men and women both do this apparently, but you take some sort of metal rod and insert in yourself and that's like the bigger gnarlier, Insert into what You're urethra like, yeah, so there's videos. 246 00:15:36,410.74914382 --> 00:15:38,105.74914382 I mean, I am not. 247 00:15:38,165.74914382 --> 00:15:39,515.74914382 No, no. 248 00:15:40,705.74914382 --> 00:15:48,265.74914382 I feel like dudes are crazy, so like, know, some guys like to have women in stilettos, stomping on their balls. 249 00:15:48,385.74914382 --> 00:15:48,675.74914382 Yeah. 250 00:15:48,885.74914382 --> 00:15:51,275.74914382 You guys are nuts, but Yeah. 251 00:15:51,555.74914382 --> 00:15:53,405.74914382 There, yeah. 252 00:15:53,555.74914382 --> 00:15:54,465.74914382 There's eh, ugh. 253 00:15:55,80.74914382 --> 00:15:55,800.74914382 some dude into anything. 254 00:15:55,860.74914382 --> 00:15:56,460.74914382 Anything. 255 00:15:56,460.74914382 --> 00:15:57,285.74914382 You're so right though. 256 00:15:57,885.74914382 --> 00:15:58,545.74914382 yeah. 257 00:15:58,745.74914382 --> 00:16:01,825.74914382 Someone who had like chronic urinary tract infections and Yeah. 258 00:16:01,975.74914382 --> 00:16:07,75.74914382 just sounds like a fucking recipe for a lot of infections and ickiness, you know,, see. 259 00:16:07,75.74914382 --> 00:16:11,450.74914382 This is a perfect example of something you'd be more willing to tell a robot than a doctor. 260 00:16:11,480.74914382 --> 00:16:18,890.74914382 Like, Like, you done anything lately that might have caused this infection in your urinary tract? Oh, no. 261 00:16:18,920.74914382 --> 00:16:19,310.74914382 Nope. 262 00:16:19,310.74914382 --> 00:16:19,730.74914382 Nope. 263 00:16:19,815.74914382 --> 00:16:29,805.74914382 have I been cleaning out those metal rods? I keep shoving into myself, like, and I'm not even like joking the things I've seen the dudes do, I am astonished. 264 00:16:29,955.74914382 --> 00:16:32,235.74914382 I don't even know where it goes, honestly. 265 00:16:32,290.74914382 --> 00:16:33,485.74914382 And you keep watching them. 266 00:16:34,490.74914382 --> 00:16:37,520.74914382 I mean, you know, I'll watch like car accidents and stuff. 267 00:16:37,580.74914382 --> 00:16:39,470.74914382 I watch all kinds of crazy ass shit. 268 00:16:39,860.74914382 --> 00:16:41,360.7491438 If it's out there, I wanna see it. 269 00:16:41,360.7491438 --> 00:16:42,440.7491438 I don't keep watching it. 270 00:16:42,440.7491438 --> 00:16:56,335.7491438 I'm not like, I haven't had my daily fix of sounding like, Oh my God, I'm having a physical, like, I'm literally, I'm like, I'm clutching myself that like, no, stay out. 271 00:16:57,550.7491438 --> 00:17:01,900.7491438 Yeah, I don't, I don't know How one gets into this. 272 00:17:01,950.7491438 --> 00:17:04,305.7491438 How do you learn that you're Yes. 273 00:17:04,305.7491438 --> 00:17:06,135.7491438 Yeah, I've had that question. 274 00:17:06,135.7491438 --> 00:17:16,332.4158105 And then, I'm gonna stick this thing up my hole because, you know, why not? ah, there, like, how god damn. 275 00:17:16,557.4158105 --> 00:17:17,607.4158105 that dudes are crazy. 276 00:17:17,607.4158105 --> 00:17:21,797.4158105 But I have seen a video of this woman and this is a, video worth watching. 277 00:17:21,857.4158105 --> 00:17:23,807.4158105 This is not, not, you won't. 278 00:17:24,767.4158105 --> 00:17:35,289.2339923 And she takes a taser and for sexual gratification, tass her herself in her hoohaw until she like, it's a crazy video. 279 00:17:35,289.2339923 --> 00:17:36,39.2339923 I gotta show it to you. 280 00:17:36,39.2339923 --> 00:17:38,349.2339923 But like, yeah, so there's crazy girls out there too. 281 00:17:38,589.2339923 --> 00:17:46,200.1430832 It's not She puts it on the sensitive zones of the uh, yeah, because I, on on her lady bits yeah, I don't know. 282 00:17:46,200.1430832 --> 00:17:48,300.1430832 I had a taser and I like it. 283 00:17:48,487.8703559 --> 00:17:52,387.8703559 wasn't like a proper taser, like, not like yeah, taser, but it was a taser taser. 284 00:17:52,507.8703559 --> 00:17:58,997.8703559 And I wanted to like shock myself because if I was ever gonna do it to somebody else, I wanna know what I'm yeah, I couldn't do it. 285 00:17:58,997.8703559 --> 00:18:00,137.8703559 It was too scary. 286 00:18:00,527.8703559 --> 00:18:04,607.8703559 Like, like, I was like, this thing is gonna hurt like crazy. 287 00:18:04,637.8703559 --> 00:18:06,782.8703559 I can't, I can't even do it to myself. 288 00:18:06,782.8703559 --> 00:18:11,252.8703559 Like I, I'm just like setting up the, this electric thing from me. 289 00:18:11,252.8703559 --> 00:18:12,782.8703559 I'm like, Ooh, no. 290 00:18:12,782.8703559 --> 00:18:20,232.8703559 Now we're gonna take that thing and we're going to put it on our most sensitive port of the whole body. 291 00:18:20,757.8703559 --> 00:18:22,437.8703559 let's go straight for it. 292 00:18:22,797.8703559 --> 00:18:23,607.8703559 I don't know. 293 00:18:23,707.8703559 --> 00:18:28,897.8703559 What are the interim steps from vibrator? From like, yeah. 294 00:18:29,17.8703559 --> 00:18:36,237.8703559 I kinda like to like, You are pow I wanna get a whip or like start flicking a rubber band. 295 00:18:36,487.8703559 --> 00:18:42,547.8703559 I don't know how you get into this like, place, where you're like, I want it to hurt and I want it to hurt bad. 296 00:18:42,847.8703559 --> 00:18:45,7.8703559 I might not be able to walk after this episode. 297 00:18:47,947.8703559 --> 00:18:51,427.8703559 Between that and my toenail, I, uh, yeah. 298 00:18:51,457.8703559 --> 00:18:58,677.8703559 your toenail So pull up that picture, I want to talk you through this picture 'cause you saw it, but, I wanna hear uh. 299 00:18:59,202.8703559 --> 00:19:00,102.8703559 That's the one. 300 00:19:00,162.8703559 --> 00:19:02,322.8703559 Yeah, that came outta my toe. 301 00:19:02,352.8703559 --> 00:19:04,562.8703559 Now look at the V-shape at the bottom. 302 00:19:04,622.8703559 --> 00:19:05,912.8703559 The like upside down heart. 303 00:19:05,912.8703559 --> 00:19:06,632.8703559 Down here. 304 00:19:07,212.8703559 --> 00:19:07,332.8703559 Yeah. 305 00:19:07,332.8703559 --> 00:19:10,302.8703559 That red dot sort of above the peak of the heart. 306 00:19:10,962.8703559 --> 00:19:13,802.8703559 The part to the left of that cleft there. 307 00:19:13,852.8703559 --> 00:19:15,832.8703559 Up No left. 308 00:19:15,862.8703559 --> 00:19:17,362.8703559 Over here? That side. 309 00:19:17,512.8703559 --> 00:19:19,942.8703559 That's the part that was exposed to the air. 310 00:19:20,402.8703559 --> 00:19:23,72.8703559 The bigger side is the stuff that was under the skin. 311 00:19:24,12.8703559 --> 00:19:27,822.8703559 Is this a little thing that we were like, oh, what's up? Weird thing growing on you. 312 00:19:27,822.8703559 --> 00:19:29,742.8703559 Like you had a new little appendage. 313 00:19:29,742.8703559 --> 00:19:31,692.8703559 Is I, that is? I don't know. 314 00:19:31,782.8703559 --> 00:19:34,252.8703559 is? No, the side on the left is what you could see. 315 00:19:34,852.8703559 --> 00:19:39,742.8703559 The side on the right is what was so like three quarters of this thing was under my skin. 316 00:19:40,522.8703559 --> 00:19:41,92.8703559 Right. 317 00:19:41,147.8703559 --> 00:19:41,437.8703559 Yeah. 318 00:19:41,437.8703559 --> 00:19:45,362.8703559 I'll be very interested to see what my toe looks like when I get this bandage off of it. 319 00:19:45,362.8703559 --> 00:19:45,812.8703559 Like tonight. 320 00:19:45,812.8703559 --> 00:19:47,402.8703559 I'm supposed to, I'm supposed to soak it every day. 321 00:19:47,402.8703559 --> 00:19:49,832.8703559 So starting tonight, so, uh, we'll see. 322 00:19:49,832.8703559 --> 00:19:59,42.8703559 We'll take some more pictures 'cause I'm sure, 'cause now I've like got only three quarters of a toenail or something, so I'm sure it's gonna look plenty gnarly, uh, just as it is. 323 00:19:59,102.8703559 --> 00:20:03,812.8703559 think that, I mean, based on the crazy ass, see, I watch all this weird shit. 324 00:20:04,622.8703559 --> 00:20:07,562.8703559 Like I've seen a, I've seen this procedure happen many times. 325 00:20:07,562.8703559 --> 00:20:08,792.8703559 I know exactly how you toast it. 326 00:20:08,792.8703559 --> 00:20:09,962.8703559 Your toes gonna look pretty normal. 327 00:20:09,962.8703559 --> 00:20:12,92.8703559 It's gonna have like less of a nail on that side. 328 00:20:12,92.8703559 --> 00:20:14,672.8703559 But like, Yeah, be like all that shit. 329 00:20:15,62.8703559 --> 00:20:17,372.8703559 They like yank it out from like, I don't. 330 00:20:18,242.8703559 --> 00:20:36,37.8703559 I don't know if, like, most of the time people's nails are just kind of growing out over here, but then shape up and they're like, okay, we'll stay within the normal parameters, but how did you, this is more nail Like it's hard to know how much nail maybe kind of sorta of should have been under there, but it sure looks, uh, looks freaking crazy. 331 00:20:36,967.8703559 --> 00:20:45,797.8703559 Looks like the thing that would hurt as bad as any way to hurt somebody, 'cause the fingernails and the toenails are like, so sensitive. 332 00:20:45,922.8703559 --> 00:20:50,752.8703559 It's like your second least thing you'd want to tase is your tail toenail bed or whatever. 333 00:20:50,752.8703559 --> 00:20:52,147.8703559 But yeah. 334 00:20:54,217.8703559 --> 00:21:01,552.8703559 like the second least thing, my face is probably the second Well, I dunno. 335 00:21:02,497.8703559 --> 00:21:03,337.8703559 I don't know. 336 00:21:03,437.8703559 --> 00:21:08,297.8703559 Thank god for lidocaine, which was, it was bad enough getting that put in, but yeah. 337 00:21:08,537.8703559 --> 00:21:08,987.8703559 I yeah. 338 00:21:09,437.8703559 --> 00:21:11,987.8703559 li like really hurts when they're like doing it. 339 00:21:11,987.8703559 --> 00:21:17,117.8703559 It's like, wow, for something that's gonna numb my shit up, this surf feels like fucking shit. 340 00:21:17,607.8703559 --> 00:21:25,632.8703559 like Well, I felt like they had to, this stuff like, yeah, they seem to have to come in like this and get that needle weigh in this way, and then get in, weigh in this way and then get it, yeah. 341 00:21:25,707.8703559 --> 00:21:28,302.8703559 uh, start squirting that uh doesn't it work Right. 342 00:21:28,302.8703559 --> 00:21:31,47.8703559 away? Like, Right. 343 00:21:31,467.8703559 --> 00:21:39,627.8703559 Put it on the skin and then put it like, as you're going, like, there should be a flood of lidocaine that's Right. 344 00:21:39,657.8703559 --> 00:21:40,257.8703559 forming. 345 00:21:40,437.8703559 --> 00:21:41,187.8703559 is that hard. 346 00:21:41,267.8703559 --> 00:21:47,7.8703559 I don't know, As soon as I came in, the resident doctor looks at the toe and is like, oh, this is pretty angry. 347 00:21:47,7.8703559 --> 00:21:47,457.8703559 And I was like. 348 00:21:47,892.8703559 --> 00:21:50,292.8703559 This doesn't look so bad to me anymore. 349 00:21:50,357.8703559 --> 00:21:51,167.8703559 You This, anything. 350 00:21:51,572.8703559 --> 00:21:52,772.8703559 this has been on an upswing. 351 00:21:52,772.8703559 --> 00:21:54,602.8703559 You should have seen what my sister saw. 352 00:21:56,252.8703559 --> 00:22:05,276.2036893 And uh, and day that you, where I was like, huh, this toe does not look good at all, but I know and we're like, tell Andrea it looks okay. 353 00:22:06,416.2036893 --> 00:22:09,566.2036893 And then the whole, And then the whole doctor's appointment. 354 00:22:09,566.2036893 --> 00:22:10,376.2036893 She's like, I knew it. 355 00:22:10,376.2036893 --> 00:22:11,606.2036893 I knew we should have come back here. 356 00:22:11,606.2036893 --> 00:22:20,866.2036893 And I'm like, I mean, it's hard to say too because I knew about those strips that I got, you know, the ingrow and toenail things because I got them for myself because I had an ingrown toenail Yeah. 357 00:22:20,976.2036893 --> 00:22:29,616.2036893 resolved itself, We proceeded in what I feel like is a reasonable, like high hypothesis driven, logical fashion. 358 00:22:29,766.2036893 --> 00:22:36,56.2036893 And I got to it, we got to a certain point where we said, you know what? Doctor's office is open on Monday, it's time to make an appointment. 359 00:22:36,56.2036893 --> 00:22:37,451.2036893 And then, Yeah. 360 00:22:37,626.2036893 --> 00:22:47,811.2036893 So that's how I feel like you should approach a lot of medical things because I've been to too many damn doctor's appointments where it's like, rest and fluids, you know? right. 361 00:22:47,886.2036893 --> 00:22:48,276.2036893 Right. 362 00:22:48,596.2036893 --> 00:22:52,76.2036893 You need to pee blood for a little longer than one time before you. 363 00:22:52,406.2036893 --> 00:22:53,636.2036893 Yeah, that's true. 364 00:22:55,416.2036893 --> 00:23:00,6.2036893 like, sebastian's been sick too. 365 00:23:00,6.2036893 --> 00:23:05,556.2036893 He keeps getting diarrhea and he keeps shitting on the rug, so, Oh God, yeah. 366 00:23:06,126.2036893 --> 00:23:07,596.2036893 Which is Andrea's favorite. 367 00:23:07,656.2036893 --> 00:23:09,66.2036893 Yeah, he is been asking us. 368 00:23:09,111.2036893 --> 00:23:15,436.2036893 does he Well, that dog, he like eats shit out of the trash and things like that, that's true. 369 00:23:15,781.2036893 --> 00:23:18,781.2036893 But there's not that much trash accessible to him. 370 00:23:18,921.2036893 --> 00:23:22,206.2036893 I guess he can't eat the bathroom trash, which could yeah. 371 00:23:22,371.2036893 --> 00:23:23,676.2036893 foul Yes. 372 00:23:23,886.2036893 --> 00:23:25,716.2036893 People blowing their nose in Whate. 373 00:23:25,746.2036893 --> 00:23:26,436.2036893 Yes, you're right. 374 00:23:26,496.2036893 --> 00:23:27,666.2036893 There can be foul things Yeah. 375 00:23:27,666.2036893 --> 00:23:37,629.5370226 And there's enough times that picking up his good stool, that there's been crap in there that's like, you should not have eaten this, Yeah, like pieces of tissue all the time. 376 00:23:37,659.5370226 --> 00:23:39,389.5370226 you're like, the tissue comes out. 377 00:23:39,479.5370226 --> 00:23:40,379.5370226 white chunks. 378 00:23:40,379.5370226 --> 00:23:44,639.5370226 I was like, what the fuck is this stuff? Like, yeah. 379 00:23:45,114.5370226 --> 00:23:50,369.5370226 like, Like, seem Like, stop eating it, stop eating the tissues. 380 00:23:50,609.5370226 --> 00:23:55,449.5370226 with you? And then family Stop throwing the tissues in the trash cans that don't have a lid. 381 00:23:55,926.2036893 --> 00:23:57,216.2036893 the dog cannot help himself. 382 00:23:57,696.2036893 --> 00:24:00,96.2036893 So, He is like, there's what I like. 383 00:24:01,956.2036893 --> 00:24:04,46.2036893 and, you can't throw a chocolate wrapper in the. 384 00:24:04,886.2036893 --> 00:24:06,776.2036893 Trash without him scooping that out. 385 00:24:06,926.2036893 --> 00:24:07,346.2036893 Yeah. 386 00:24:07,701.2036893 --> 00:24:14,31.2036893 It is nice when he ate the all those Hershey kisses and then his poop was like sparkly, like little pieces of foil. 387 00:24:14,31.2036893 --> 00:24:15,721.2036893 So Oh, it's like magical. 388 00:24:17,566.2036893 --> 00:24:26,406.2036893 so, you remember this, Oh, You remember shooting some m and ms, uh, in play accidentally when you didn't intend to and them ending up. 389 00:24:26,736.2036893 --> 00:24:32,466.2036893 So I had the worst m and m spill, maybe in the history of man, Whoa. 390 00:24:33,111.2036893 --> 00:24:34,161.2036893 There was a clog in here. 391 00:24:34,161.2036893 --> 00:24:36,81.2036893 It wasn't working right. 392 00:24:36,231.2036893 --> 00:24:44,946.2036893 And so they stopped coming out and I really needed some, no, but I wanted to fix the clog and so I tipped it over to look in, yeah. 393 00:24:44,946.2036893 --> 00:24:45,66.2036893 And. 394 00:24:45,66.2036893 --> 00:24:47,901.2036893 then, the top just sits on there. 395 00:24:47,906.2036893 --> 00:24:49,606.2036893 It looks like it screws on. 396 00:24:50,146.2036893 --> 00:24:52,846.2036893 It looks like it would screw on 'cause it has this thing you would. 397 00:24:52,942.8703559 --> 00:24:56,512.8703559 And so, yes, there was M and MSS you absolutely everywhere. 398 00:24:56,722.8703559 --> 00:24:56,962.8703559 thing. 399 00:24:57,352.8703559 --> 00:24:58,762.8703559 Yes, exactly. 400 00:24:59,842.8703559 --> 00:25:00,562.8703559 Yeah. 401 00:25:00,606.7891859 --> 00:25:09,306.7891859 So when Justin, sent a text in, what are you gonna Replace the, the Gummy Bear series with? And I said, we're gonna spill M and MSS every episode. 402 00:25:11,121.7891859 --> 00:25:16,681.7891859 Then he came back and said, you should go through the president's one by one and talk about their economics. 403 00:25:16,681.7891859 --> 00:25:18,301.7891859 I was like, funny about the presidents. 404 00:25:18,781.7891859 --> 00:25:20,41.7891859 we could, mostly. 405 00:25:20,41.7891859 --> 00:25:21,481.7891859 I haven't never heard of this guy. 406 00:25:22,501.7891859 --> 00:25:22,861.7891859 Yeah. 407 00:25:22,921.7891859 --> 00:25:23,401.7891859 Right. 408 00:25:23,881.7891859 --> 00:25:28,1.7891859 Well, that's Shane, Gillis, When he is talking about, George Washington, Yeah. 409 00:25:28,301.7891859 --> 00:25:30,101.7891859 that shit is bogging hilarious. 410 00:25:30,251.7891859 --> 00:25:31,811.7891859 That was like the first thing I thought of. 411 00:25:31,811.7891859 --> 00:25:32,171.7891859 Yeah. 412 00:25:37,166.7891859 --> 00:25:38,806.7891859 with his fucking wooden teeth yeah. 413 00:25:39,1.7891859 --> 00:25:40,771.7891859 foot tall, redheaded dude. 414 00:25:43,81.7891859 --> 00:25:43,531.7891859 Yeah. 415 00:25:43,636.7891859 --> 00:25:47,746.7891859 That was what? Bubble buildable candy. 416 00:25:47,746.7891859 --> 00:25:48,286.7891859 Gummy. 417 00:25:48,316.7891859 --> 00:25:48,976.7891859 All right. 418 00:25:49,696.7891859 --> 00:25:50,266.7891859 There you go. 419 00:25:50,611.7891859 --> 00:25:51,1.7891859 kid. 420 00:25:51,136.7891859 --> 00:25:51,706.7891859 All right. 421 00:25:51,766.7891859 --> 00:25:55,371.7891859 Oh, I see, so Justin, every episode we'll eat some crap gummy thing. 422 00:25:57,121.7891859 --> 00:26:05,146.7891859 In other words, we're scraping the bottom of the barrel here, yeah, I was kinda thinking we were getting away from the candy era of our. 423 00:26:05,191.7891859 --> 00:26:05,731.7891859 know. 424 00:26:05,791.7891859 --> 00:26:10,221.7891859 Yeah, I like when I got this, I was like, I don't actually know why I bought this. 425 00:26:11,948.4558525 --> 00:26:19,868.4558525 It's been pretty lackluster maybe I'll just mail it to you 'cause I've got other stuff I'm mailing to you guys, so leave it up there. 426 00:26:19,958.4558525 --> 00:26:22,508.4558525 Father's Day is coming up, so perfect. 427 00:26:24,58.4558525 --> 00:26:26,818.4558525 All right, Kaylin, we need to, start the episode. 428 00:26:27,163.4558525 --> 00:26:29,913.4558525 I think we're gonna be, keeping that stuff about the urethra. 429 00:26:29,913.4558525 --> 00:26:32,223.4558525 Most much to my chagrin. 430 00:26:33,903.4558525 --> 00:26:35,148.4558525 This will be an, so. 431 00:26:35,148.4558525 --> 00:26:35,570.0101695 Yeah. 432 00:26:35,651.3064672 --> 00:26:50,568.5791945 Well, weird medical stuff is a staple of standup, and especially in the realm of reproductive health, it seems like so many male standup comedians have gone to the fertility clinic or driven from home to the male fertility clinic or whatever. 433 00:26:50,568.5791945 --> 00:26:51,438.5791945 So anyway. 434 00:26:51,521.9125278 --> 00:26:52,31.9125278 All right. 435 00:26:52,31.9125278 --> 00:26:56,981.9125278 Cue the music you are listening to. 436 00:26:56,981.9125278 --> 00:26:59,826.9125278 Robert and Kaylyn Stick things in there, urethra. 437 00:27:01,756.9125278 --> 00:27:06,386.9125278 God, That is a podcast that would get a lot of views. 438 00:27:06,386.9125278 --> 00:27:06,676.9125278 Yeah. 439 00:27:07,86.9125278 --> 00:27:07,666.9125278 I'm telling you. 440 00:27:07,961.9125278 --> 00:27:09,191.9125278 Tune in everybody. 441 00:27:10,721.9125278 --> 00:27:12,341.9125278 It's gonna Yeah, real fun today. 442 00:27:12,671.9125278 --> 00:27:15,431.9125278 this week's episode, cloth pins. 443 00:27:16,121.9125278 --> 00:27:16,691.9125278 Next week. 444 00:27:16,691.9125278 --> 00:27:17,981.9125278 Number two, pencils. 445 00:27:18,671.9125278 --> 00:27:20,306.9125278 Uh, start burning ourselves. 446 00:27:20,356.9125278 --> 00:27:23,546.9125278 let's get branding going with our genitals. 447 00:27:23,986.9125278 --> 00:27:26,176.9125278 some people get into that too, my God. 448 00:27:26,506.9125278 --> 00:27:26,796.9125278 Yeah. 449 00:27:27,676.9125278 --> 00:27:32,956.9125278 But what we're into is, we're into getting rich, and so the real name of our podcast is Robert and Kalen Get Rich. 450 00:27:32,956.9125278 --> 00:27:34,336.9125278 I am Robert Kimmel, your host. 451 00:27:34,336.9125278 --> 00:27:37,96.9125278 This is Kalin Kimmel, your other host. 452 00:27:37,366.9125278 --> 00:27:43,936.9125278 This is episode 56 coming to you, recording date June 2nd, 2025. 453 00:27:44,581.9125278 --> 00:27:44,761.9125278 Wow. 454 00:27:44,896.9125278 --> 00:27:49,946.9125278 We are to say next. 455 00:27:50,201.9125278 --> 00:27:53,471.9125278 all, on all the podcast platforms, wherever you. 456 00:27:53,471.9125278 --> 00:27:54,101.9125278 listen to us. 457 00:27:54,101.9125278 --> 00:27:55,451.9125278 Like, subscribe, all That stuff. 458 00:27:55,545.2458611 --> 00:27:58,305.2458611 Well said, yes, you've got it exactly right, like us. 459 00:27:58,305.2458611 --> 00:28:00,525.2458611 Subscribe us, send us a message, leave us a review. 460 00:28:01,255.2458611 --> 00:28:02,785.2458611 Forwarded us to your friends. 461 00:28:02,785.2458611 --> 00:28:04,255.2458611 That would be the number one thing. 462 00:28:04,255.2458611 --> 00:28:11,345.2458611 If you like our show, we would love you to forward it to somebody else, who has the same sense of humor that you do. 463 00:28:12,275.2458611 --> 00:28:16,970.2458611 And just, don't take any of this as medical, financial, or investment advice. 464 00:28:17,165.2458611 --> 00:28:19,205.2458611 I mean, medical, I feel like we're qualified. 465 00:28:19,205.2458611 --> 00:28:25,500.2458611 We've watched a, in your case, watch an awful lot of videos about, a lot of stuff. 466 00:28:26,545.2458611 --> 00:28:28,825.2458611 Oh, and don't forget dietary advice, Kalen. 467 00:28:28,825.2458611 --> 00:28:30,65.2458611 So we got Oh, mm-hmm. 468 00:28:30,115.2458611 --> 00:28:30,985.2458611 gummy bears. 469 00:28:31,25.2458611 --> 00:28:34,745.2458611 Any historical facts we, present may or may not be true. 470 00:28:35,705.2458611 --> 00:28:39,5.2458611 So take all of that under advisement, please. 471 00:28:39,350.2458611 --> 00:28:39,620.2458611 Mm. 472 00:28:40,305.2458611 --> 00:28:48,55.2458611 I mentioned, ratings and reviews and you're not gonna be happy with this one, but our favorite, comment. 473 00:28:48,715.2458611 --> 00:28:51,325.2458611 Podcasting equipment should be more expensive. 474 00:28:51,325.2458611 --> 00:28:54,475.2458611 And last episode we said, well, ha ha, we're rich. 475 00:28:54,475.2458611 --> 00:28:57,745.2458611 We can buy podcasting equipment even if it's more expensive. 476 00:28:58,555.2458611 --> 00:29:04,345.2458611 Well, one of these motherfuckers got us and he wrote, podcast equipment Should Cost Trillions. 477 00:29:05,5.2458611 --> 00:29:07,615.2458611 And I said, damn, they got us. 478 00:29:07,690.2458611 --> 00:29:08,200.2458611 man. 479 00:29:08,635.2458611 --> 00:29:10,555.2458611 We can buy expensive podcasting equipment. 480 00:29:10,555.2458611 --> 00:29:12,775.2458611 Can't buy trillion dollar podcasting equipment. 481 00:29:12,907.7023979 --> 00:29:19,832.7023979 so they watched all the way through to get to like us saying like that, uh, maybe this was a short, It was a short, yeah, this guy would never make it. 482 00:29:19,952.7023979 --> 00:29:21,152.7023979 No, and it was a good one too. 483 00:29:21,152.7023979 --> 00:29:24,232.7023979 It was a fa the Family Feud, cut off his penis,, short. 484 00:29:25,507.7023979 --> 00:29:27,217.7023979 We got 47, we got it. 485 00:29:27,217.7023979 --> 00:29:28,567.7023979 47 likes on it. 486 00:29:28,567.7023979 --> 00:29:31,777.7023979 And one asshole saying podcast equipment should cross trillions of dollars. 487 00:29:31,777.7023979 --> 00:29:35,767.7023979 Which is like, not only is this so bad, I want you guys to quit. 488 00:29:35,767.7023979 --> 00:29:37,357.7023979 I want, it's so bad. 489 00:29:37,357.7023979 --> 00:29:43,867.7023979 We should shut on earth, like we should just not have this thing exist at all anymore. 490 00:29:44,192.7023979 --> 00:29:48,457.7023979 Only huge governments should be able to pay for podcasting equipment. 491 00:29:48,457.7023979 --> 00:29:49,770.0357306 So we should get all our messaging. 492 00:29:49,822.7023979 --> 00:29:50,212.7023979 right. 493 00:29:50,262.7023979 --> 00:30:02,562.7023979 So, I've got half a mind to write 'em back and just be like, what the hell's the matter with you, your life that you've have to run around telling people, leaving this comment, which by the way, this is the fifth or sixth time we've gotten some version of this comment. 494 00:30:02,682.7023979 --> 00:30:13,662.7023979 So not only are you trolling, you are doing a shitty job of it, When I went through and re-watched all of our shorts a while back, I was commenting on people's comment since Yeah. 495 00:30:13,872.7023979 --> 00:30:16,62.7023979 not in the same profile or whatever. 496 00:30:16,172.7023979 --> 00:30:16,462.7023979 Yeah. 497 00:30:16,542.7023979 --> 00:30:30,137.7023979 I can't remember what they even said I was just like, what are you even fucking talking about? Like, I was just like, does this make you feel good about yourself? Or something? I was just dug right back at the person and maybe we should have alternate logins. 498 00:30:31,217.7023979 --> 00:30:35,867.7023979 We can like, subscribe them to our own stuff and then we can, And then go after the trolls. 499 00:30:36,92.7023979 --> 00:30:36,302.7023979 Troll. 500 00:30:36,302.7023979 --> 00:30:37,622.7023979 The trolls, Yeah. 501 00:30:37,622.7023979 --> 00:30:38,707.7023979 Yeah, exactly. 502 00:30:38,852.7023979 --> 00:30:42,832.7023979 Like that's the way they're doing it, Right, don't even have like real profile names. 503 00:30:42,832.7023979 --> 00:30:44,302.7023979 It's not they're not like, right. 504 00:30:45,262.7023979 --> 00:30:46,222.7023979 R Kimmel. 505 00:30:46,732.7023979 --> 00:30:47,122.7023979 Yeah. 506 00:30:47,602.7023979 --> 00:30:48,892.7023979 72 or whatever. 507 00:30:48,892.7023979 --> 00:30:51,472.7023979 It's like the default thing Yeah. 508 00:30:51,472.7023979 --> 00:30:52,522.7023979 It starts with user. 509 00:30:53,692.7023979 --> 00:30:54,232.7023979 Right, right. 510 00:30:54,232.7023979 --> 00:30:54,802.7023979 Exactly. 511 00:30:54,802.7023979 --> 00:30:55,282.7023979 Yeah. 512 00:30:55,852.7023979 --> 00:31:06,202.7023979 It's not like, So I'm Kathy Smith from Des Moines, Iowa, and I think your podcast is so bad that we ought to shut down, that we should shut down the industry. 513 00:31:07,52.7023979 --> 00:31:08,582.7023979 I hate you guys so much. 514 00:31:08,582.7023979 --> 00:31:14,402.7023979 I just wish that we couldn't have video and audio of people talking unless they're professional. 515 00:31:14,402.7023979 --> 00:31:16,262.7023979 Like there should be some certification process. 516 00:31:16,622.7023979 --> 00:31:22,442.7023979 We should rewind technology 150 years so that no one can record themselves. 517 00:31:22,622.7023979 --> 00:31:26,912.7023979 That's how bad you've abused this medium, right. 518 00:31:27,452.7023979 --> 00:31:33,986.0357312 Like, I wish I was reading this in the newspaper as an editorial, and then I would still hate it, but I would at least be okay with it. 519 00:31:34,46.0357312 --> 00:31:41,576.0357312 Like the fact that I have to look at you two ugly ass bitches you say this stuff that I think is so retarded or whatever. 520 00:31:41,576.0357312 --> 00:31:42,866.0357312 I don't even know what the problem is. 521 00:31:43,726.0357312 --> 00:31:44,356.0357312 cool. 522 00:31:45,286.0357312 --> 00:31:45,676.0357312 Yeah. 523 00:31:45,736.0357312 --> 00:31:46,786.0357312 you, Yeah. 524 00:31:46,936.0357312 --> 00:31:50,821.0357312 Thanks for, yeah, if you're gonna be trolling us, then at least be clever. 525 00:31:50,821.0357312 --> 00:31:52,591.0357312 Like the Dawson's Creek guy. 526 00:31:52,921.0357312 --> 00:31:55,236.0357312 That's what yeah, I'm like, cool. 527 00:31:55,316.0357312 --> 00:31:56,816.0357312 I am okay with that. 528 00:31:56,816.0357312 --> 00:31:58,556.0357312 You completely disagree with us. 529 00:31:58,556.0357312 --> 00:32:04,186.0357312 And you think we shouldn't even been talking about the Mars monopoly or whatever, like, yeah. 530 00:32:04,496.0357312 --> 00:32:07,16.0357312 you're just like you and your dozens creek haircut. 531 00:32:07,166.0357312 --> 00:32:10,271.0357312 Like, That's why I was like, you're not even original guy. 532 00:32:10,271.0357312 --> 00:32:15,201.0357312 You're giving the same troll that, that we've gotten so many, like you're picking on our podcast. 533 00:32:15,201.0357312 --> 00:32:19,441.0357312 You're not even good at the thing you are doing to criticize our podcast. 534 00:32:20,266.0357312 --> 00:32:22,636.0357312 I feel like that's a thing right now too, though. 535 00:32:22,831.0357312 --> 00:32:23,121.0357312 Yeah. 536 00:32:23,626.0357312 --> 00:32:31,271.0357312 if I go through Reddit, I'll see like the, somebody will make a video that, whatever, funny, some sketch, whatever. 537 00:32:31,826.0357312 --> 00:32:36,731.0357312 Yeah, like within weeks I will have seen 10 other versions of the exact same thing. 538 00:32:36,956.0357312 --> 00:32:39,881.0357312 yeah, won't change basically anything about it. 539 00:32:40,76.0357312 --> 00:32:40,406.0357312 yeah. 540 00:32:40,421.0357312 --> 00:32:43,841.0357312 People will say like, oh, hey, is it for fuck's sake. 541 00:32:43,841.0357312 --> 00:32:49,501.0357312 Is it, is it for fuck apostrophes sake or fuck's sake? Yeah. 542 00:32:49,601.0357312 --> 00:32:52,341.0357312 one is it? Just wanted to send this email to my boss. 543 00:32:52,341.0357312 --> 00:32:55,491.0357312 I've seen that from like 500 fucking people. 544 00:32:55,761.0357312 --> 00:32:56,931.0357312 And I'm like, cool. 545 00:32:56,956.0357312 --> 00:33:00,566.0357312 It was very funny the first time, similar Yeah. 546 00:33:00,826.0357312 --> 00:33:03,76.0357312 oh, I wish podcast equipment was more expensive. 547 00:33:03,76.0357312 --> 00:33:04,636.0357312 Like, you didn't think of that. 548 00:33:04,636.0357312 --> 00:33:10,726.0357312 You read that somewhere Yeah, you not even clever enough to come up with your own fucking dig at us. 549 00:33:11,86.0357312 --> 00:33:28,916.0357312 You know? Like, I just quoted Shane Gillis, Yeah, I was like, oh, this is my own original thought on George Washington and how that was yeah, you know, like that's effectively what they're suggesting when they're se they're posting these comments, right? yeah, oh, here's my new thought that I wanna add to this. 550 00:33:29,22.4946481 --> 00:33:30,647.4946481 I knew that'd get you wound up kalin. 551 00:33:31,867.4946481 --> 00:33:32,377.4946481 Yeah. 552 00:33:32,387.4946481 --> 00:33:38,897.4946481 I like Have way less problem with the people saying that I'm stupid and that the education system failed whatever. 553 00:33:38,897.4946481 --> 00:33:45,467.4946481 I have less problem with that than the people are just like, me, nah, we should make it more expensive so you can't fucking do it. 554 00:33:45,767.4946481 --> 00:33:46,97.4946481 Yeah. 555 00:33:46,577.4946481 --> 00:33:47,147.4946481 okay. 556 00:33:48,267.4946481 --> 00:34:14,67.4946481 Have people said that in comments that your education, the, I mean, maybe we've gotten a couple of those, but, which is part of your stick, by the way, but I also feel like sometimes I feel like writing, she has a master's degree from NYU, like, eh? Nah, I am not self-conscious about it yeah, yeah, I mean, if you need me to explain how like, fucking electricity works again, can do yeah. 557 00:34:14,277.4946481 --> 00:34:15,477.4946481 evolution Yeah. 558 00:34:15,687.4946481 --> 00:34:20,37.4946481 You know what or whatever, I, I, I think this is a, you're making a fair point. 559 00:34:20,37.4946481 --> 00:34:26,397.4946481 Like if we're going to, if part of our deal is like, you know, Kalin doesn't understand these things, then we can't be too critical. 560 00:34:26,397.4946481 --> 00:34:28,197.4946481 If people are like, Hey, she's dumb. 561 00:34:28,247.4946481 --> 00:34:35,82.4946481 And it's like, cool, whatever, Spending too much of my income on a goddamn truck, and don't have the collections agencies calling me. 562 00:34:35,332.4946481 --> 00:34:47,452.4946481 'cause I can't control my spending habits Yeah, Like, man, speaking of while I was at Kroger, I gotta like scratch off, yeah, yeah, this happens all the time where some random strangers, like old man walked up. 563 00:34:47,452.4946481 --> 00:34:52,462.4946481 He is like, you know, mathematically you're gonna lose money. 564 00:34:52,492.4946481 --> 00:34:57,232.4946481 And I was like, oh really? Like for breaking that. 565 00:34:57,292.4946481 --> 00:34:57,682.4946481 Like I. 566 00:34:59,602.4946481 --> 00:35:01,252.4946481 What the fuck, man? yeah. 567 00:35:01,522.4946481 --> 00:35:04,372.4946481 basically you're just being like, Ooh, you're wasting money right now. 568 00:35:04,372.4946481 --> 00:35:06,247.4946481 It's like, let me look in your cart Right. 569 00:35:06,622.4946481 --> 00:35:09,382.4946481 oh, you got some hohos that's wasted calories. 570 00:35:09,622.4946481 --> 00:35:11,227.4946481 Like, outta Yeah. 571 00:35:11,612.4946481 --> 00:35:15,242.4946481 I'm not like, oh, this is how I'm gonna make my money like this. 572 00:35:15,247.4946481 --> 00:35:18,512.4946481 I, I am banking on this to be my income source. 573 00:35:18,512.4946481 --> 00:35:19,862.4946481 Like, that's not happening. 574 00:35:19,862.4946481 --> 00:35:21,152.4946481 It's like, this is for fun. 575 00:35:21,152.4946481 --> 00:35:31,652.4946481 How much money do you make when you go to the movies? I was gonna say, or, or, or whatever? Like do any one of your pastimes, you probably spend money on it as I do with my pastime. 576 00:35:31,682.4946481 --> 00:35:32,732.4946481 I think it's so funny. 577 00:35:32,732.4946481 --> 00:35:37,622.4946481 It happens all the time though, and it's like people are just like, just want you to know this. 578 00:35:37,682.4946481 --> 00:35:39,902.4946481 And I'm like, oh my God. 579 00:35:39,902.4946481 --> 00:35:40,352.4946481 Wow. 580 00:35:40,382.4946481 --> 00:35:43,742.4946481 This guy was like, do you ever win? And I was like, I just scanned a winner. 581 00:35:44,102.4946481 --> 00:35:46,52.4946481 Like, I was like, I just won on this one. 582 00:35:46,52.4946481 --> 00:35:49,142.4946481 And he is like, really? Wow. 583 00:35:49,232.4946481 --> 00:35:49,742.4946481 Well. 584 00:35:49,907.4946481 --> 00:35:50,542.4946481 Don't push your luck. 585 00:35:51,197.4946481 --> 00:35:54,197.4946481 Like, you're statistically you're gonna lose. 586 00:35:54,257.4946481 --> 00:35:56,267.4946481 And I'm like, okay. 587 00:35:56,867.4946481 --> 00:35:59,717.4946481 Like mind your own fucking business also. 588 00:35:59,747.4946481 --> 00:36:00,302.4946481 I don't I. 589 00:36:00,317.4946481 --> 00:36:03,307.4946481 I just find it so like officious I, yeah. 590 00:36:03,367.4946481 --> 00:36:03,787.4946481 Right. 591 00:36:03,877.4946481 --> 00:36:05,947.4946481 for condescending to tell me that. 592 00:36:05,947.4946481 --> 00:36:08,287.4946481 Like I'm doing something that like, Yeah. 593 00:36:08,792.4946481 --> 00:36:13,732.4946481 Is your Netflix subscription paying off? Right? your tickets to the ball game? They pay money. 594 00:36:13,732.4946481 --> 00:36:15,652.4946481 You know, Yeah. 595 00:36:15,797.4946481 --> 00:36:23,812.4946481 just, Uh, has your kid gone pro yet from playing like little league? Like, mean, 'cause you're investing a bunch of money and time into that. 596 00:36:23,812.4946481 --> 00:36:32,332.4946481 Like, is Cody gonna beat you saying Bolt soon and get his like, Nike sponsorship? Like, it's not about that. 597 00:36:32,392.4946481 --> 00:36:37,17.4946481 Like, I don't know, like can't I just, have this little fun thing that I do? I know. 598 00:36:37,207.4946481 --> 00:36:38,527.4946481 has no impact. 599 00:36:38,527.4946481 --> 00:36:43,207.4946481 I'm not like, Hey, does anybody wanna tell me their thoughts about like the lottery stuff? You know. 600 00:36:43,207.4946481 --> 00:36:49,732.4946481 like I'm not talking to anybody, like, Or come up to me and be like, everyone, listen. 601 00:36:49,732.4946481 --> 00:36:50,992.4946481 You gotta try this. 602 00:36:51,22.4946481 --> 00:36:52,972.4946481 You can make a lot of money. 603 00:36:53,92.4946481 --> 00:36:54,547.4946481 You I'm out. 604 00:36:55,297.4946481 --> 00:36:59,587.4946481 like, I'm in charge of promoting the fucking Texas lottery. 605 00:36:59,917.4946481 --> 00:37:19,972.4946481 Like, I'm like, listen everybody, I dunno if You know, but this ticket, right? oh, it look at the ticket, it's got pictures of money on it. 606 00:37:20,572.4946481 --> 00:37:22,332.4946481 I said, so many things, oh my God. 607 00:37:22,597.4946481 --> 00:37:23,887.4946481 Like you have so much fun. 608 00:37:24,307.4946481 --> 00:37:27,277.4946481 And not only will you have fun, but you also need to win so much money. 609 00:37:27,277.4946481 --> 00:37:28,297.4946481 You're gonna get rich. 610 00:37:28,507.4946481 --> 00:37:29,557.4946481 This is the way to get rich. 611 00:37:29,557.4946481 --> 00:37:31,837.4946481 This like, don't invest in a 401k. 612 00:37:31,837.4946481 --> 00:37:32,617.4946481 Stop that. 613 00:37:32,842.4946481 --> 00:37:32,992.4946481 Yeah. 614 00:37:33,37.4946481 --> 00:37:34,507.4946481 Don't do nonsense Yeah. 615 00:37:34,567.4946481 --> 00:37:39,312.4946481 if possible, quit your job so that you can spend your time, full time Yeah. 616 00:37:39,457.4946481 --> 00:37:42,937.4946481 scratchers, because that's the smart thing to do. 617 00:37:45,67.4946481 --> 00:37:46,687.4946481 I'm minding my own business. 618 00:37:46,687.4946481 --> 00:37:51,7.4946481 Just like over your is, like, me. 619 00:37:51,457.4946481 --> 00:38:06,37.4946481 Well, and you're a woman too, so he was mansplaining it to you, you know, like, It's happened from women too that uh, Yeah, like I've gotten to right from, they're like statistically, and I'm like, oh really? Tell me about statistics. 620 00:38:06,37.4946481 --> 00:38:14,677.4946481 I mean, it says right on there, one in four when, so it's like, I don't know who's like this sounds like a way to make mocho dero. 621 00:38:15,37.4946481 --> 00:38:17,827.4946481 You know? Like, I'm gonna get rich. 622 00:38:17,887.4946481 --> 00:38:20,707.4946481 I'm, I'm definitely gonna win every single time. 623 00:38:20,737.4946481 --> 00:38:21,697.4946481 One in four win. 624 00:38:22,597.4946481 --> 00:38:23,167.4946481 That'll be me. 625 00:38:23,197.4946481 --> 00:38:25,567.4946481 Every single, like, Yeah, I don't know. 626 00:38:25,567.4946481 --> 00:38:25,627.4946481 I. 627 00:38:26,197.4946481 --> 00:38:26,647.4946481 yeah. 628 00:38:26,722.4946481 --> 00:38:27,927.4946481 a way to be like, hmm. 629 00:38:28,297.4946481 --> 00:38:30,217.4946481 I'm, I'm better than you. 630 00:38:30,442.4946481 --> 00:38:34,42.4946481 let me help you use stupid little peasant like, I don't Yeah. 631 00:38:34,152.4946481 --> 00:38:36,42.4946481 I've caught myself mansplaining. 632 00:38:36,462.4946481 --> 00:38:49,572.4946481 Uh, I can think of two instances in life, and I've really, I've been, I felt so bad about 'em each time, but, sometimes you don't know what you don't know what the other person knows or doesn't know, you know? So anyway. 633 00:38:49,587.4946481 --> 00:38:54,837.4946481 feel like, I feel like mansplaining is so, to me, it's so pejorative at this point. 634 00:38:54,837.4946481 --> 00:38:55,997.4946481 Like Yeah. 635 00:38:56,187.4946481 --> 00:38:58,107.4946481 need something similar for women. 636 00:38:58,137.4946481 --> 00:39:01,327.4946481 Like, woman elaborating or something. 637 00:39:01,377.4946481 --> 00:39:06,327.4946481 some version of telling way too much detail that you don't fucking need at all to get to the point of the story. 638 00:39:06,372.4946481 --> 00:39:06,612.4946481 Yeah. 639 00:39:06,627.4946481 --> 00:39:19,797.4946481 I think about mom walking me through, like, she's like, well, I had to go down to the, the grocery store, and uh, they had construction going on at Kirkwood and I ha I was thinking about getting gas at the shell there, but then I thought it would be better if Bryce at, at Chevron. 640 00:39:19,977.4946481 --> 00:39:22,932.4946481 And I'm like, what the fuck is this fucking story Woman. 641 00:39:22,932.4946481 --> 00:39:23,357.4946481 Tell her. 642 00:39:23,697.4946481 --> 00:39:25,347.4946481 and, and I do it too. 643 00:39:25,377.4946481 --> 00:39:35,635.1903482 I'm 100% guilty of it, and so is every other chick that I've ever met, so it's like, Yeah, dudes can be like a little condescending with like how they explain things, but they're also like. 644 00:39:36,376.2263405 --> 00:39:37,40.1958609 I don't know. 645 00:39:37,520.1958609 --> 00:39:45,980.1958609 Trying like, the same way that like, I'm trying to share my life with you and I'm like, oh, here's every detail along path, Like, so that you can really feel it. 646 00:39:46,210.1958609 --> 00:39:53,285.1958609 yeah, you wanna know what it was like to be there at the red light, thinking about getting gas at this shell or at the Chevron? Like, yeah, yeah. 647 00:39:53,360.1958609 --> 00:39:54,380.1958609 I do? No. 648 00:39:55,125.1958609 --> 00:39:56,745.1958609 It's not from a negative place. 649 00:39:57,465.1958609 --> 00:39:59,520.1958609 don't, most of the time Yeah. 650 00:39:59,595.1958609 --> 00:40:01,215.1958609 think that it's from a negative place. 651 00:40:01,230.1958609 --> 00:40:01,650.1958609 Yeah. 652 00:40:02,260.1958609 --> 00:40:11,960.1958609 Kiara had, one of her softball teams had the parent daughter match, where the parents played against the daughters, at the end of the season for fun or whatever. 653 00:40:12,120.1958609 --> 00:40:12,281.1958609 so, I. 654 00:40:13,250.1958609 --> 00:40:14,90.1958609 I don't even remember. 655 00:40:14,90.1958609 --> 00:40:15,320.1958609 I can't, it was batting or. 656 00:40:16,310.1958609 --> 00:40:17,420.1958609 Throwing or something. 657 00:40:17,420.1958609 --> 00:40:30,320.1958609 Like, I'm talking to this woman, I'm explaining to her, I, who barely swung a bat in my life is explaining, Like, know, you know tell you how this is what you want, what you wanna do, and she's like, yeah, I know. 658 00:40:30,320.1958609 --> 00:40:32,780.1958609 I played varsity softball, in high school. 659 00:40:33,200.1958609 --> 00:40:37,10.1958609 I'm like, I am the biggest mansplaining motherfucker ever. 660 00:40:37,510.1958609 --> 00:40:55,101.3645489 Just recently we were out to dinner with another couple and, she asks what it was about podcasting and what do we edit our podcast with? And I said, I explained, yeah, so we have this program and it transcribes and you can edit and it just, blah, blah, blah, and then we need this other program, blah, blah, blah. 661 00:40:55,281.3645489 --> 00:40:56,331.3645489 And eventually she's like. 662 00:40:56,711.3645489 --> 00:40:58,31.3645489 I know I have a podcast. 663 00:40:58,31.3645489 --> 00:41:15,851.3645489 I was literally, do you use Riverside? And you know, and by the way, she's a surgeon, so I don't exactly have I, so she has this podcast about surgeries and I'm, she doesn't exactly need me to yeah, explain the ins and outs. 664 00:41:16,481.3645489 --> 00:41:18,931.3645489 like, that's a little more defensible. 665 00:41:18,931.3645489 --> 00:41:22,561.3645489 I feel like, because A, I didn't know she had a podcast. 666 00:41:22,561.3645489 --> 00:41:36,201.3645489 B I'm pretty good at podcasting, but the question is like ambiguous enough? She was like, which of the following softwares do you use for your podcasting? Like, it was like, how do you do this? Or like help set me up for success. 667 00:41:36,201.3645489 --> 00:41:38,261.3645489 Like, be like, Hey, I heard you have a podcast. 668 00:41:38,291.3645489 --> 00:41:39,311.3645489 Me too. 669 00:41:39,611.3645489 --> 00:41:44,921.3645489 What do you guys use for this? What do you use for that? Like, no, it's just like, oh, you have a podcast? Wow. 670 00:41:44,961.3645489 --> 00:41:48,981.3645489 How do you edit that? And it's like, oh, well let me, let's back up a step. 671 00:41:48,981.3645489 --> 00:41:54,811.3645489 So first you have to record it, you know? Because it was such an ordeal to like gain this information. 672 00:41:54,926.3645489 --> 00:41:55,146.3645489 Yes. 673 00:41:55,211.3645489 --> 00:42:02,101.3645489 if somebody's asking about that, it's like, okay, if you are thinking about going down this path, Yeah, spare you, or whatever. 674 00:42:02,141.3645489 --> 00:42:02,431.3645489 yeah. 675 00:42:03,186.3645489 --> 00:42:05,233.0312155 It's liberally applied. 676 00:42:05,233.0312155 --> 00:42:06,403.0312155 The word mansplaining to. 677 00:42:06,433.0312155 --> 00:42:11,353.4015845 It's like, basically if there's ever an explanation given by a dude Then it's mansplaining. 678 00:42:11,353.4015845 --> 00:42:15,73.4015845 And I'm like, I feel like this is just going to be like, man, Haiti. 679 00:42:15,153.4015845 --> 00:42:17,793.4015845 but me explaining batting is a perfect example. 680 00:42:17,793.4015845 --> 00:42:20,763.4015845 'cause I don't know if, one I just assume I'm I here. 681 00:42:20,763.4015845 --> 00:42:22,473.4015845 I was like, I'm a man. 682 00:42:22,503.4015845 --> 00:42:25,653.4015845 I just have to know things about sports that you don't know. 683 00:42:25,953.4015845 --> 00:42:36,138.4015845 Like mean, I'm I was like, oh my God, what am I doing? many, many like batting things have you like watched? I mean, you've, Yeah, ra play billions of games. 684 00:42:36,138.4015845 --> 00:42:46,518.4015845 Like, yeah, don't yeah, knows like I guess if she wasn't like, what do I do here? Like, that's really the opportunity. 685 00:42:46,518.4015845 --> 00:42:51,438.4015845 If she's like, Hmm, what? Which end do you use? Yeah. 686 00:42:51,438.4015845 --> 00:43:19,253.4015845 Like, is it, do I hold this side or that? Do I just hold it like this and just go like that? Do I just stand right in front of the catcher? I mean, I it would be very rich for me to start explaining softball or, at one point Kiara was like asked, this was when she was pretty little, she was playing basketball and, I was like, oh, didn't, wasn't that a Fowler, whatever? And she was like. 687 00:43:20,348.4015845 --> 00:43:26,738.4015845 Um, do you even know what I'm like, like, oh, whatever it is, is in basketball. 688 00:43:26,738.4015845 --> 00:43:33,788.4015845 And I was like, no, I've never real, this is like the first basketball game I paid any fucking attention to in my life, basically is yours. 689 00:43:33,848.4015845 --> 00:43:36,698.4015845 So like, yeah, I don't really know. 690 00:43:36,758.4015845 --> 00:43:37,959.4015845 I probably did get that thing wrong. 691 00:43:37,973.4015845 --> 00:43:38,588.4015845 I don't know. 692 00:43:38,588.4015845 --> 00:43:41,498.4015845 It was so Yeah, yeah, yeah. 693 00:43:41,918.4015845 --> 00:43:42,548.4015845 Fair point. 694 00:43:42,788.4015845 --> 00:43:43,868.4015845 Kiara score one. 695 00:43:44,378.4015845 --> 00:43:45,548.4015845 Kiara Kalin zero. 696 00:43:45,578.4015845 --> 00:43:45,848.4015845 Yeah. 697 00:43:45,848.4015845 --> 00:43:48,368.4015845 I was like, I foul. 698 00:43:48,368.4015845 --> 00:43:48,608.4015845 and she. 699 00:43:51,323.4015845 --> 00:43:58,103.4015845 If it was, I can't remember what word I used, but basically it was like something that doesn't exist in basketball but would exist inside. 700 00:43:58,133.4015845 --> 00:44:00,548.4015845 You know, like, you know, Yeah. 701 00:44:00,588.4015845 --> 00:44:02,858.4015845 I'm like, wasn't that off sides? Yeah. 702 00:44:03,113.4015845 --> 00:44:10,73.4015845 she was like, do you even know what a center does in a basketball game? I was like, no, I have no idea. 703 00:44:10,73.4015845 --> 00:44:12,443.4015845 I couldn't even name another position in a basketball. 704 00:44:12,503.4015845 --> 00:44:13,913.4015845 Everybody's just in the middle. 705 00:44:13,913.4015845 --> 00:44:14,423.4015845 I don't know. 706 00:44:14,513.4015845 --> 00:44:26,95.7349172 Are there positions? Yeah, I do the announcing at the basketball program at church, and I know relatively little about basketball versus many other sports I would be much more qualified for. 707 00:44:26,95.7349172 --> 00:44:28,285.7349172 we, announced the players before every game. 708 00:44:28,435.7349172 --> 00:44:37,315.7349172 So one time I get it in my head for who knows what reason that I'm going to, even though they don't have positions at that level, I'm gonna introduce each one as position. 709 00:44:37,735.7349172 --> 00:44:43,285.7349172 So I'm like the point guard Charlie Burns, the center is, Sarah Lewis. 710 00:44:43,345.7349172 --> 00:44:50,205.7349172 And then I, my brain goes, what are the other? And so I start going, I start going, Johnny Ellis. 711 00:44:50,610.7349172 --> 00:44:55,410.7349172 Strong safety power. 712 00:44:55,695.7349172 --> 00:44:58,680.7349172 Is safety? No, it's a football position. 713 00:44:59,115.7349172 --> 00:45:04,920.7349172 I was like, And so some of the dads around me are like, oh, strong safety, huh? Yeah. 714 00:45:05,520.7349172 --> 00:45:07,890.7349172 I'm like, there's 11 kids on this team. 715 00:45:07,890.7349172 --> 00:45:09,390.7349172 I gotta give each one a position. 716 00:45:09,630.7349172 --> 00:45:11,835.7349172 I didn't say he was left tackle or something. 717 00:45:11,835.7349172 --> 00:45:12,540.7349172 I Yeah. 718 00:45:12,645.7349172 --> 00:45:14,130.7349172 like, got to that one eventually. 719 00:45:14,130.7349172 --> 00:45:15,360.7349172 I'm pretty sure too. 720 00:45:15,775.7349172 --> 00:45:16,690.7349172 Well, I mean, not. 721 00:45:17,65.7349172 --> 00:45:19,195.7349172 do, I just don't know basketball. 722 00:45:19,195.7349172 --> 00:45:20,395.7349172 I literally do not. 723 00:45:20,395.7349172 --> 00:45:22,15.7349172 know shit about basketball. 724 00:45:22,45.7349172 --> 00:45:27,560.7349172 I, grew up having some weird aversion to it because like, Yeah, because we're short and white. 725 00:45:27,560.7349172 --> 00:45:28,640.7349172 that's my problem. 726 00:45:28,640.7349172 --> 00:45:40,600.7349172 Mom signed me up for a basketball camp when I was young and so like, there's breaks and stuff leading, you know, and what do the other kids do during the breaks? Shoot baskets? Right. 727 00:45:40,660.7349172 --> 00:45:41,620.7349172 and they're bigger kids. 728 00:45:41,620.7349172 --> 00:45:44,550.7349172 And and I'm like, I couldn't get a basket up there. 729 00:45:44,670.7349172 --> 00:45:47,460.7349172 I couldn't get a ball up there to save my life at this age. 730 00:45:47,530.7349172 --> 00:45:48,790.7349172 It's like one of those where you're like, ugh. 731 00:45:49,510.7349172 --> 00:45:55,90.7349172 And, uh, and it goes b and, uh, you know, three feet short. 732 00:45:55,450.7349172 --> 00:46:16,140.7349172 And that was pretty much the end of my interest in basketball until I married Andrea, but, um, yeah, I, I always felt like, I always felt like basketball was the immediate gratification sport, you know what I mean? Like, because in baseball, a base, a soccer game will be two to one, one to zero, baseball will be three to two, six to four. 733 00:46:16,350.7349172 --> 00:46:19,20.7349172 And in basketball, it's like we all go to this end score. 734 00:46:19,20.7349172 --> 00:46:19,920.7349172 This end score. 735 00:46:20,10.7349172 --> 00:46:21,795.7349172 Thi to 98. 736 00:46:22,20.7349172 --> 00:46:26,385.7349172 Yeah, yeah, yeah, anything besides scoring, like score points me nothing. 737 00:46:26,385.7349172 --> 00:46:27,435.7349172 Basketball's a fine sport. 738 00:46:27,515.7349172 --> 00:46:28,25.7349172 no hate. 739 00:46:28,95.8505641 --> 00:46:34,525.8505641 Unrelated to none of that, but related to things we've talked about in the past, uh, a little bit of an update for you. 740 00:46:34,555.8505641 --> 00:46:41,35.8505641 Do you remember the, uh, do you remember the grandson of President Tyler the, the last. 741 00:46:41,635.8505641 --> 00:46:45,115.8505641 The LA last living relative of the, or whatever. 742 00:46:45,565.8505641 --> 00:46:47,545.8505641 Uh, well, here, here's an at. 743 00:46:47,935.8505641 --> 00:46:48,655.8505641 He died. 744 00:46:48,805.8505641 --> 00:46:49,945.8505641 He died this week. 745 00:46:50,101.6396797 --> 00:46:54,715.8505641 Harrison Ruffin, Tyler, grandson of the 10th president is dead at 96. 746 00:46:54,715.8505641 --> 00:46:56,575.8505641 This cat lived till 96. 747 00:46:57,355.8505641 --> 00:47:02,965.8505641 And uh, yeah, they talk about, uh, they talk about how rare that's him with a dead Turkey. 748 00:47:03,195.8505641 --> 00:47:04,125.8505641 That feels right. 749 00:47:06,205.8505641 --> 00:47:07,615.8505641 I think he got really rich. 750 00:47:07,615.8505641 --> 00:47:09,685.8505641 he had this company and he got really rich. 751 00:47:09,685.8505641 --> 00:47:12,430.8505641 There's, there's Tyler, the president, Yeah. 752 00:47:12,565.8505641 --> 00:47:21,215.8505641 and, uh, this whole article, they're like, the thing president Tyler might be most famous for is the campaign slogan, typic Canoe, and Tyler too. 753 00:47:22,175.8505641 --> 00:47:28,775.8505641 Which, which is, which is, heard that before, but I don't, I mean, that was Benjamin. 754 00:47:28,895.8505641 --> 00:47:40,115.8505641 canoe mean? Benjamin Harrison, who Tyler was his vice president He won the Battle of Typic Kanu, and, I and he rode that to, didn't even know that was battle. 755 00:47:40,115.8505641 --> 00:47:46,815.8505641 I'm just like, well, listen, most I, This is not something that most people are going to know in the United States. 756 00:47:46,965.8505641 --> 00:47:52,125.8505641 We do that as man on the street interviews and be like, Hey, what do you know about Typic canoe? And they, through. 757 00:47:52,575.8505641 --> 00:47:58,575.8505641 Yeah I mean, honestly, if we start running through battles, like battles from any war, yeah. 758 00:47:58,624.8505634 --> 00:48:02,224.8505634 I can't tell you with certainty, which, which war that battle is from? Typic Canoe. 759 00:48:02,224.8505634 --> 00:48:17,104.8505634 I think it might be French Indian or 1812 or those like, well, because he's the 10th president, or Harrison was the ninth president, so we're talking about a guy who was president in 1940 or something, 1840 or something. 760 00:48:17,694.8505634 --> 00:48:18,384.8505634 I thought it was all ago. 761 00:48:18,714.8505634 --> 00:48:19,794.8505634 Oh, that was when he was born. 762 00:48:19,794.8505634 --> 00:48:22,14.8505634 He was born in 17, nine, whatever. 763 00:48:22,14.8505634 --> 00:48:22,584.8505634 Something like that. 764 00:48:22,584.8505634 --> 00:48:23,124.8505634 Right, right. 765 00:48:23,124.8505634 --> 00:48:28,989.8505634 Tyler Uh, Tyler's grandfather was room, or father, or in 1790. 766 00:48:29,694.8505634 --> 00:48:30,804.8505634 Tyler was Yes. 767 00:48:30,804.8505634 --> 00:48:41,274.8505634 1790 in the, in the election of 1840, the party chose William Henry Harrison, a former governor of the Indiana Territory and senator from Ohio. 768 00:48:41,274.8505634 --> 00:48:48,54.8505634 They attacked Martin Van Buren, the Democratic incumbent, and they did it with this mine. 769 00:48:48,354.8505634 --> 00:48:51,744.8505634 burner of a slogan, typic Canoe and Tyler too. 770 00:48:52,884.8505634 --> 00:48:53,124.8505634 Yeah. 771 00:48:53,124.8505634 --> 00:48:59,304.8505634 And Van Burins like, what the fuck? I might as well just Yeah, `I, uh, Like with a slogan like that. 772 00:48:59,424.8505634 --> 00:48:59,934.8505634 Yeah. 773 00:48:59,994.8505634 --> 00:49:00,744.8505634 Forget it. 774 00:49:01,209.8505634 --> 00:49:01,629.8505634 Mr. 775 00:49:01,629.8505634 --> 00:49:11,349.8505634 Harrison known as old pic ``Canoe had led the American forces that defeated the Native Americans at the Battle of Pic Canoe in Indiana in 1811. 776 00:49:12,309.8505634 --> 00:49:13,429.8505634 So, okay. 777 00:49:13,719.8505634 --> 00:49:22,509.8505634 which I'm still no clear on which war this is from, but, uh, anyway, you, I think you were gonna give us a rundown of your battle knowledge. 778 00:49:22,509.8505634 --> 00:49:27,729.8505634 So tell us about the battles, everything you know about the battles of this great world history. 779 00:49:28,209.8505634 --> 00:49:33,489.8505634 The battles full There are more than one, right? There have been more than one battle. 780 00:49:33,669.8505634 --> 00:49:34,509.8505634 any war. 781 00:49:36,699.8505634 --> 00:49:36,909.8505634 Yeah. 782 00:49:37,119.8505634 --> 00:49:39,129.8505634 You're like, first of all, I'm not all that clear on wars. 783 00:49:39,129.8505634 --> 00:49:43,869.8505634 Like which, what is what and when? like, there was one at the Alamo. 784 00:49:44,169.8505634 --> 00:49:44,889.8505634 I know that one. 785 00:49:45,489.8505634 --> 00:49:46,209.8505634 That was a battle. 786 00:49:46,209.8505634 --> 00:49:46,659.8505634 Yes. 787 00:49:46,719.8505634 --> 00:49:48,969.8505634 Right? You have to know that as a Texan. 788 00:49:50,799.8505634 --> 00:49:51,489.8505634 right? Yeah. 789 00:49:51,489.8505634 --> 00:49:51,909.8505634 exactly. 790 00:49:52,209.8505634 --> 00:49:52,629.8505634 Yeah. 791 00:49:52,659.8505634 --> 00:49:59,679.8505634 Waterloo, which I think that's in England, but It involved the English, but I don't think it was in England. 792 00:50:00,459.8505634 --> 00:50:01,509.8505634 It's in America. 793 00:50:01,509.8505634 --> 00:50:07,129.6157064 Oh, No, it wasn't in, no, Waterloo is when, is where Napoleon was defeated, okay. 794 00:50:08,574.6157064 --> 00:50:11,4.6157064 but I Where did they Battle of Waterloo. 795 00:50:11,514.6157064 --> 00:50:15,714.6157064 The Battle of Waterloo is fought on Sunday, 18th of June, 1850, near Waterloo. 796 00:50:16,374.6157064 --> 00:50:23,214.6157064 Oh, uh, the final defeat of Where is Waterloo? Aha. 797 00:50:23,214.6157064 --> 00:50:27,174.6157064 The most famous Waterloo is in Belgium, where the battle Battle of Waterloo is fought. 798 00:50:27,174.6157064 --> 00:50:28,614.6157064 Fought in 1815. 799 00:50:28,914.6157064 --> 00:50:30,504.6157064 There's also one battle. 800 00:50:30,534.6157064 --> 00:50:36,264.6157064 Waterloo, New York, a city in Iowa, and a city in Ontario, Canada, as well as several locations in the United Kingdom. 801 00:50:36,444.6157064 --> 00:50:44,994.6157064 and the, and the good guy in Waterloo, unless you consider it, I know you Napoleon, as Napoleon, a Napoleon person, but Napoleon. 802 00:50:45,24.6157064 --> 00:50:45,474.6157064 Yeah. 803 00:50:45,864.6157064 --> 00:50:47,424.6157064 it was the Duke of Wellington., 804 00:50:47,474.6157064 --> 00:50:49,514.6157064 Oh Which Duke of Wellington. 805 00:50:49,514.6157064 --> 00:50:51,824.6157064 That's like, there's been 20 guys at Duke of Wellington. 806 00:50:51,884.6157064 --> 00:50:55,214.6157064 But anyway, Right, so that's the Battle of Waterloo. 807 00:50:55,244.6157064 --> 00:50:58,544.6157064 Maybe, maybe for Justin's we should go through battles. 808 00:50:59,204.6157064 --> 00:51:00,224.6157064 Justin's idea. 809 00:51:01,374.6157064 --> 00:51:03,264.6157064 Yeah, that sounds good. 810 00:51:03,324.6157064 --> 00:51:04,674.6157064 tell us all our knowledge. 811 00:51:04,674.6157064 --> 00:51:08,964.6157064 Tell Kailyn, tell 'em, tell 'em everything you know about the, uh, the Battle of Carthage. 812 00:51:10,554.6157064 --> 00:51:11,274.6157064 right. 813 00:51:11,424.6157064 --> 00:51:12,114.6157064 Carthage. 814 00:51:12,474.6157064 --> 00:51:16,764.6157064 Um, yeah, that's like, a Carthage, Texas. 815 00:51:16,854.6157064 --> 00:51:19,104.6157064 I had a, I had a buddy in at a and m. 816 00:51:19,314.6157064 --> 00:51:27,949.6157064 Texas, Um, okay, so then there's the, Uh There's Battle of Gettysburg at Gettysburg. 817 00:51:28,399.6157064 --> 00:51:29,59.6157064 Yeah. 818 00:51:29,419.6157064 --> 00:51:35,149.6157064 Um, there's a of AR something. 819 00:51:35,509.6157064 --> 00:51:35,899.6157064 I don't know. 820 00:51:35,899.6157064 --> 00:51:47,414.6157064 They say it in my tutor's show You thinking about Henry the, or Richard Battle of um, uh, uh, battle of. 821 00:51:51,664.6157064 --> 00:51:52,829.6157064 Haron Aaron Court. 822 00:51:53,99.6157064 --> 00:51:53,999.6157064 Are you thinking that? No. 823 00:51:54,179.6157064 --> 00:51:54,509.6157064 Is that No. 824 00:51:56,9.6157064 --> 00:51:56,159.6157064 No. 825 00:51:56,159.6157064 --> 00:52:02,129.6157064 Agin court, are you thinking? You think of the battle ad it in cord. 826 00:52:02,459.6157064 --> 00:52:18,904.9860754 Agincourt? That's the one that's, uh, Henry, uh, Henry the v Well, The V tried defeated the French and the, you might have heard about it from the tutors I don't know, but I type tried to type it in how I thought it was spelled, you know, and I Yeah. 827 00:52:18,934.9860754 --> 00:52:22,774.9860754 with Battle of Arjun, cia. 828 00:52:23,794.9860754 --> 00:52:25,564.9860754 Can you see that word? No. 829 00:52:26,64.9860754 --> 00:52:29,124.9860754 Oh, our, our, of our new say. 830 00:52:29,449.9860754 --> 00:52:30,199.9860754 Oh, I see. 831 00:52:30,259.9860754 --> 00:52:31,549.9860754 And it's got long boats. 832 00:52:32,299.9860754 --> 00:52:33,769.9860754 That's ancient Greece or something. 833 00:52:34,24.9860754 --> 00:52:35,734.9860754 in 4 0 6 bc. 834 00:52:35,899.9860754 --> 00:52:36,589.9860754 Nice. 835 00:52:36,694.9860754 --> 00:52:38,164.9860754 a, uh, PEL. 836 00:52:39,424.9860754 --> 00:52:43,744.9860754 during the p Polynesian war, Peloponnesian? No. 837 00:52:44,284.9860754 --> 00:52:47,614.9860754 the, near the city of Can can Cana. 838 00:52:50,404.9860754 --> 00:52:51,784.9860754 He said The Iron of Elizabeth. 839 00:52:52,204.9860754 --> 00:52:53,344.9860754 I'm like, I have No. 840 00:52:53,344.9860754 --> 00:52:54,784.9860754 idea who's fighting in this thing. 841 00:52:54,814.9860754 --> 00:52:55,654.9860754 Oh, Spartans. 842 00:52:55,804.9860754 --> 00:52:56,944.9860754 Apparently Yeah. 843 00:52:57,274.9860754 --> 00:52:59,404.9860754 fleet defeated a Spartan fleet. 844 00:53:00,664.9860754 --> 00:53:01,144.9860754 Way to go. 845 00:53:01,144.9860754 --> 00:53:01,954.9860754 Athenians. 846 00:53:01,954.9860754 --> 00:53:02,914.9860754 They win again. 847 00:53:03,139.9860754 --> 00:53:03,429.9860754 Yeah. 848 00:53:03,544.9860754 --> 00:53:04,144.9860754 Yeah. 849 00:53:04,194.9860754 --> 00:53:06,354.9860754 let's see, other battles. 850 00:53:06,924.9860754 --> 00:53:21,744.9860754 There's, uh, there's the Battle uh, like of York, or So, Battle of York, the world Famous Battle of York, York, yeah. 851 00:53:21,924.9860754 --> 00:53:23,544.9860754 We've had uprisings in York. 852 00:53:23,709.9860754 --> 00:53:24,219.9860754 We've, uh. 853 00:53:24,864.9860754 --> 00:53:25,854.9860754 yeah. 854 00:53:25,974.9860754 --> 00:53:27,24.9860754 Yeah. 855 00:53:28,254.9860754 --> 00:53:30,54.9860754 I'm trying to think about, uh. 856 00:53:30,129.9860754 --> 00:53:32,979.9860754 Braveheart Braveheart took down the city of York. 857 00:53:32,979.9860754 --> 00:53:38,214.9860754 So anyway, Well, William Wallace, are a problem up north. 858 00:53:38,214.9860754 --> 00:53:50,189.9860754 They're, they're always fucking with stuff, you I know Um, it was that hard in, it was that hard in Henry's day to hold together this relatively small piece of land Right. 859 00:53:50,309.9860754 --> 00:53:50,849.9860754 England. 860 00:53:50,849.9860754 --> 00:53:51,359.9860754 island. 861 00:53:51,569.9860754 --> 00:53:54,269.9860754 Yeah, it's like the size of Ohio. 862 00:53:54,269.9860754 --> 00:53:59,19.9860754 And the people will open the North Edge are sometimes not that crazy about being there. 863 00:54:00,189.9860754 --> 00:54:06,749.9860754 Right, And they're like, I cannot be here if that dude is fucking yeah. 864 00:54:07,19.9860754 --> 00:54:13,739.9860754 cause, 'cause like, I'm gonna never interact with him, but I am gonna have to say like, your majesty or something. 865 00:54:13,769.9860754 --> 00:54:14,279.9860754 I don't know. 866 00:54:14,279.9860754 --> 00:54:19,919.9860754 I'm And I gotta, I gotta worship a Protestant God and I can't, I want to worship a Catholic God. 867 00:54:20,159.9860754 --> 00:54:24,179.9860754 I am Catholic and I will kill anyone who's not Catholic. 868 00:54:24,569.9860754 --> 00:54:28,679.9860754 Like, I mean they're like lots of people getting killed during that. 869 00:54:28,739.9860754 --> 00:54:36,153.8229 Like, not just about like, wanting to be their belief was, Yeah, I know you should back then. 870 00:54:36,273.8229 --> 00:54:37,713.8229 burned at the stake Yeah. 871 00:54:37,713.8229 --> 00:54:42,383.8229 Burned at the stake is the proper way to deal with a heretic back in Henry VII Day. 872 00:54:42,383.8229 --> 00:54:44,123.8229 So anyway. 873 00:54:44,453.8229 --> 00:54:46,13.8229 So, um, let's see. 874 00:54:46,13.8229 --> 00:54:47,753.8229 I'm trying to think of other battles. 875 00:54:47,873.8229 --> 00:54:51,683.8229 Uh, still, am, I'm like, yeah. 876 00:54:51,983.8229 --> 00:54:54,563.8229 Now this is like a, this is like a test. 877 00:54:54,628.8229 --> 00:55:04,253.8229 there's gotta be like, Yeah, like I've gotta be able, in, in the, uh, you know, the musical Hamilton, right? Yeah, about battles. 878 00:55:05,643.8229 --> 00:55:08,718.8229 I mean, is Pearl Harbor count as a battle? Sure. 879 00:55:08,748.8229 --> 00:55:09,228.8229 Yeah. 880 00:55:09,288.8229 --> 00:55:09,438.8229 Yeah. 881 00:55:09,438.8229 --> 00:55:09,948.8229 That's a battle. 882 00:55:09,948.8229 --> 00:55:16,353.8229 Why not? I'm kinda lopsided a little bit like the Battle of the Alamo, but, or, or, or it's Hiroshima. 883 00:55:16,353.8229 --> 00:55:16,893.8229 battle. 884 00:55:16,893.8229 --> 00:55:20,298.8229 Like, I dunno about that. 885 00:55:20,403.8229 --> 00:55:22,533.8229 gonna drop a atomic bomb on you. 886 00:55:22,908.8229 --> 00:55:23,298.8229 Yeah. 887 00:55:23,688.8229 --> 00:55:25,113.8229 When it's an Arab, quick. 888 00:55:25,188.8229 --> 00:55:35,958.8229 I, I get, yeah, like for example, uh, the Battle of Britain or the Battle of the Bulge, these are air battles and I get, I just, and they're like long time battles, like Battle of Britain's, like six months. 889 00:55:35,958.8229 --> 00:55:48,228.8229 It like, I don't know, it doesn't seem the same as like the Battle of Agin Court, which is like a day or whatever, but I just don't understand war in general. 890 00:55:48,308.8229 --> 00:55:52,905.7699783 Like how does it take so long? It hasn't like sped up. 891 00:55:52,905.7699783 --> 00:55:55,725.7699783 It's not like our wars are like super fast now. 892 00:55:55,725.7699783 --> 00:55:58,785.7699783 Like, you know, like to Afghanistan. 893 00:55:58,785.7699783 --> 00:56:00,585.7699783 Like I don't even know if we're done there. 894 00:56:00,825.7699783 --> 00:56:13,350.7699783 Like, did we win, did we lose, are we out of Afghanistan? Yeah, from that was like then, that, that was like the biggest people who criticized Joe Biden really badly about how he withdrew the troops from Afghanistan. 895 00:56:13,350.7699783 --> 00:56:18,135.7699783 That was like the first thing that tipped his favorability rating negative. 896 00:56:18,675.7699783 --> 00:56:20,685.7699783 So that was pretty early in his presidency. 897 00:56:21,105.7699783 --> 00:56:25,725.7699783 Like, and was it considered still a battle? Like, are we still at war? I don't even know. 898 00:56:25,755.7699783 --> 00:56:27,615.7699783 Like nobody was like, the war is over. 899 00:56:27,735.7699783 --> 00:56:34,210.7699783 Like there was no, you know, like when Hitler killed himself, we were like, it's over like Yeah. 900 00:56:34,365.7699783 --> 00:56:35,625.7699783 Germany capitulated. 901 00:56:35,655.7699783 --> 00:56:36,705.7699783 They're like, Yeah. 902 00:56:36,795.7699783 --> 00:56:37,515.7699783 fucking give up. 903 00:56:38,565.7699783 --> 00:56:40,365.7699783 I, don't think that happened. 904 00:56:40,455.7699783 --> 00:56:42,405.7699783 think the last fully, on. 905 00:56:42,795.7699783 --> 00:56:46,875.7699783 I feel like the last fully declared war, uh, was World War ii. 906 00:56:47,85.7699783 --> 00:56:52,125.7699783 It might have been, it might have been Korea, um, but I believe it was World War So ii. 907 00:56:52,305.7699783 --> 00:56:54,45.7699783 Vietnam, we just like left. 908 00:56:54,75.7699783 --> 00:56:58,875.7699783 We're like, if you guys are fighting somebody, then like that's on you. 909 00:56:59,0.7699783 --> 00:56:59,220.7699783 Yeah. 910 00:57:00,600.7699783 --> 00:57:00,750.7699783 Yeah. 911 00:57:00,750.7699783 --> 00:57:05,100.7699783 The last time the United States formally declared war was during World War ii. 912 00:57:06,390.7699783 --> 00:57:14,490.7699783 Specifically, the US Congress approved declarations of war against Japan and against Germany and Italy on December 11th, 1941. 913 00:57:15,90.7699783 --> 00:57:18,690.7699783 And then later, we also declared war in June of 1942. 914 00:57:18,690.7699783 --> 00:57:23,670.7699783 We also declared war on Bulgaria, Hungary, and Romania as Axi, Vietnam. 915 00:57:23,685.7699783 --> 00:57:26,745.7699783 about Vietnam? Because like we all talk about the Vietnam. 916 00:57:26,770.7699783 --> 00:57:27,510.7699783 War, Right. 917 00:57:27,510.7699783 --> 00:57:29,250.7699783 Everything since World War that's ii. 918 00:57:29,340.7699783 --> 00:57:30,20.7699783 what it's called. 919 00:57:30,420.7699783 --> 00:57:30,690.7699783 Yeah. 920 00:57:30,690.7699783 --> 00:57:37,560.7699783 Everything since World War II has been a military, like a, considered a military, uh, conflict. 921 00:57:38,670.7699783 --> 00:57:42,570.7699783 They've authorized military, they're military actions, but not formal wars. 922 00:57:42,600.7699783 --> 00:57:47,920.7699783 So Congress has authorized military force, and then they just continue to fund the activity. 923 00:57:48,670.7699783 --> 00:57:49,210.7699783 Yeah. 924 00:57:49,210.7699783 --> 00:57:50,260.7699783 it goes on for fucking ever. 925 00:57:50,290.7699783 --> 00:57:55,375.7699783 I mean, I I remember doing an art project in Tulsa about Desert Storm, Right. 926 00:57:55,420.7699783 --> 00:57:58,195.7699783 was also Afghanistan or Iraq? Iraq? Yes. 927 00:57:58,435.7699783 --> 00:57:58,735.7699783 Yes. 928 00:57:58,735.7699783 --> 00:57:59,545.7699783 Iraq One. 929 00:57:59,545.7699783 --> 00:58:00,475.7699783 That was Iraq one. 930 00:58:00,475.7699783 --> 00:58:03,850.7699783 Remember, we've gone twice, so right, right. 931 00:58:03,850.7699783 --> 00:58:07,420.7699783 I don't know, I just feel like we've been just like hanging out over there forever. 932 00:58:07,615.7699783 --> 00:58:16,795.7699783 we have there a thing called the a hundred years war? Like, is that what we're like, maybe we'll just like tie a bow on this In like you know, In like a hundred years. 933 00:58:16,795.7699783 --> 00:58:17,125.7699783 Yeah. 934 00:58:17,290.7699783 --> 00:58:21,145.7699783 Like, and be like, that was the Middle East War Yeah. 935 00:58:21,490.7699783 --> 00:58:21,970.7699783 we won. 936 00:58:22,765.7699783 --> 00:58:23,890.7699783 Did we though? know. 937 00:58:23,905.7699783 --> 00:58:24,235.7699783 No. 938 00:58:24,295.7699783 --> 00:58:24,895.7699783 Probably not. 939 00:58:24,970.7699783 --> 00:58:25,450.7699783 don't know. 940 00:58:25,510.7699783 --> 00:58:25,930.7699783 Not yet. 941 00:58:25,960.7699783 --> 00:58:26,590.7699783 We're not done. 942 00:58:26,650.7699783 --> 00:58:27,610.7699783 We got a long way to go. 943 00:58:29,125.7699783 --> 00:58:30,295.7699783 99 more. 944 00:58:30,490.7699783 --> 00:58:31,270.7699783 exactly. 945 00:58:31,570.7699783 --> 00:58:33,805.7699783 Like, I'm not sure anybody. 946 00:58:33,970.7699783 --> 00:58:41,470.7699783 what we're, we're trying to do, like what? We were just in Vietnam, we were just like, no communism, fuck, communism. 947 00:58:41,680.7699783 --> 00:58:43,840.7699783 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 948 00:58:43,840.7699783 --> 00:58:47,380.7699783 We didn't wanna let, didn't wanna let even one country fall to communism. 949 00:58:47,440.7699783 --> 00:58:48,370.7699783 You're exactly right. 950 00:58:48,550.7699783 --> 00:58:50,920.7699783 But we're like, we're gonna bum the shit outta em. 951 00:58:50,920.7699783 --> 00:58:53,260.7699783 that's gonna make a love fucking democracy. 952 00:58:54,285.7699783 --> 00:58:58,810.7699783 Like, you know, yeah, like I know We haven't figured it out. 953 00:58:59,920.7699783 --> 00:59:04,990.7699783 No, I think it's funny the idea of being scared of communism, Yeah. 954 00:59:05,920.7699783 --> 00:59:10,210.7699783 like it's catching, like it's gonna like ass, like no. 955 00:59:10,210.7699783 --> 00:59:14,50.7699783 Like We can't even have any friends who like think in that way. 956 00:59:14,80.7699783 --> 00:59:17,590.7699783 'cause like it'll spread to us. 957 00:59:17,590.7699783 --> 00:59:18,130.7699783 I don't know. 958 00:59:18,400.7699783 --> 00:59:24,758.103311 We gotta throw 'em out of our government and our, movie studios and our right. 959 00:59:24,758.103311 --> 00:59:27,188.103311 Like get those labor unions. 960 00:59:27,259.5228128 --> 00:59:30,769.5228128 well, I'll tell you something else I couldn't quite understand. 961 00:59:30,769.5228128 --> 00:59:33,319.5228128 Maybe you could, uh, gimme your help with it., 962 00:59:33,369.5228128 --> 00:59:42,719.5228128 so,, it turns out that, gen Z doesn't wanna start a bar tab that the trend is that people pay for every single drink and close out their tab every time. 963 00:59:43,169.5228128 --> 00:59:44,609.5228128 Which by the way, I align with that. 964 00:59:44,699.5228128 --> 00:59:48,179.5228128 I'm, because I don't want to forget my credit card and leave it there. 965 00:59:48,539.5228128 --> 00:59:53,489.5228128 Once they started doing the like, I'm gonna give your card right back to you and your tabs just like open yeah. 966 00:59:53,909.5228128 --> 00:59:54,599.5228128 sweet. 967 00:59:54,629.5228128 --> 00:59:55,379.5228128 I Yes. 968 00:59:55,379.5228128 --> 00:59:57,869.5228128 close a tab again and I forget. 969 00:59:58,229.5228128 --> 01:00:02,489.5228128 as you feel Yeah, yeah, have my card and I don't have to come back for it tomorrow. 970 01:00:02,489.5228128 --> 01:00:02,999.5228128 Great. 971 01:00:03,239.5228128 --> 01:00:03,599.5228128 yeah. 972 01:00:03,649.5228128 --> 01:00:07,719.5228128 But the part that caught my attention in this was this paragraph. 973 01:00:07,719.5228128 --> 01:00:12,579.5228128 This is an article from, like today, ju Chavez who uses she, Oh they pronouns. 974 01:00:12,924.5228128 --> 01:00:16,404.5228128 Observed that their parents' generations tended to drink excessively. 975 01:00:16,794.5228128 --> 01:00:21,114.5228128 So this is New York Times May or June 2nd 20. 976 01:00:21,114.5228128 --> 01:00:23,964.5228128 I, I was like, I thought I got a couple things. 977 01:00:24,504.5228128 --> 01:00:26,424.5228128 One, I don't understand. 978 01:00:26,664.5228128 --> 01:00:29,364.5228128 She, they like, I don't understand what that even means. 979 01:00:29,574.5228128 --> 01:00:34,344.5228128 I, Like I know, does that mean instead of saying her, Right. 980 01:00:34,494.5228128 --> 01:00:36,864.5228128 they, it's not, it's not, it's not there. 981 01:00:36,924.5228128 --> 01:00:37,584.5228128 not them. 982 01:00:38,184.5228128 --> 01:00:38,994.5228128 She, Yeah. 983 01:00:39,84.5228128 --> 01:00:41,514.5228128 so I'm supposed to say that's they car. 984 01:00:41,604.5228128 --> 01:00:44,524.5228128 right? So it's, she, her, he, him, they, them. 985 01:00:44,524.5228128 --> 01:00:44,794.5228128 Right. 986 01:00:44,794.5228128 --> 01:00:46,144.5228128 Like, that's Yeah. 987 01:00:46,474.5228128 --> 01:00:51,934.5228128 So, so she, that it would be, she, they, it should be she, but I see that all the time. 988 01:00:51,934.5228128 --> 01:00:55,114.5228128 He, they, she, they, not all the time, but like. 989 01:00:55,114.5228128 --> 01:00:55,744.5228128 I, yeah. 990 01:00:56,689.5228128 --> 01:00:57,439.5228128 I don't know. 991 01:00:57,889.5228128 --> 01:01:00,109.5228128 I hate this whole fucking pronouns thing. 992 01:01:00,364.5228128 --> 01:01:07,504.5228128 This is the second part of the question is like, isn't this pronouns thing over? Like Pete Buttigieg took his pronouns down. 993 01:01:07,624.5228128 --> 01:01:15,254.5228128 I heard this this week and then I saw this article which triggered this I mean, that's Pete Buttigieg, is like, cabinet secretary. 994 01:01:15,554.5228128 --> 01:01:19,724.5228128 He, he ran for president and lost to Joe Biden. 995 01:01:20,4.5228128 --> 01:01:24,584.5228128 he was the first openly gay candidate for president or something along these lines. 996 01:01:25,34.4235846 --> 01:01:30,665.2454132 he's not the most liberal cat there is,, he's not on the burning progressive end of the wing so much. 997 01:01:30,665.2454132 --> 01:01:41,68.5787465 But I'm like, if Pete Buttigieg takes his pronouns down, aren't the pronouns over? at this point the Democrats haven't they decided that being this, that it's wokeness? up, everybody. 998 01:01:41,68.5787465 --> 01:01:42,268.5787465 Like, enough of it. 999 01:01:42,268.5787465 --> 01:01:43,348.5787465 Like, shut up. 1000 01:01:43,488.5787465 --> 01:01:46,308.5787465 Whatever people call you, that's what they're gonna call you., 1001 01:01:46,358.5787465 --> 01:01:49,658.5787465 it's so like main character syndrome. 1002 01:01:49,929.5688237 --> 01:01:50,219.5688237 Yeah. 1003 01:01:50,234.5688237 --> 01:01:53,564.5688237 you know, have you heard that like expression where I, I, I get it right. 1004 01:01:53,564.5688237 --> 01:01:56,329.5688237 I've never heard it, but I get it right away what you're talking about. 1005 01:01:56,444.5688237 --> 01:01:57,134.5688237 Yeah. 1006 01:01:57,937.5037741 --> 01:02:00,757.503774 because I mean, half the time, so if you are talking about. 1007 01:02:00,817.5037741 --> 01:02:08,767.5037741 talking to me, you're gonna be like, Kailyn, would you like to come with me? Or Kailyn's gonna go to do this or whatever. 1008 01:02:08,864.1704407 --> 01:02:13,904.1704407 there's not a huge number of occasions where you're gonna have to use, she her with me in the room. 1009 01:02:14,449.1704407 --> 01:02:14,739.1704407 Sure. 1010 01:02:14,984.1704407 --> 01:02:19,304.1704407 all right, so I thought we'd take a quick look at the portfolio and then we'll wrap this sucker up. 1011 01:02:19,394.1704407 --> 01:02:19,694.1704407 Yeah. 1012 01:02:19,694.1704407 --> 01:02:20,534.1704407 that sounds good. 1013 01:02:20,894.1704407 --> 01:02:25,454.1704407 I'm like super curious to see what's uh, happening with the Fannie Mae. 1014 01:02:26,354.1704407 --> 01:02:28,514.1704407 Seems like it keeps going up and up and up. 1015 01:02:28,574.1704407 --> 01:02:31,269.1704407 I'm like, eh, what do I do? I dunno. 1016 01:02:32,109.1704407 --> 01:02:32,709.1704407 dunno what to do. 1017 01:02:33,179.1704407 --> 01:02:35,249.1704407 I think it's kind of gone up and then settled. 1018 01:02:35,249.1704407 --> 01:02:39,299.1704407 But anyway, at this like, anyhow, uh, here's the big picture. 1019 01:02:39,299.1704407 --> 01:02:40,739.1704407 Look at our portfolio. 1020 01:02:40,739.1704407 --> 01:02:42,179.1704407 Get rich, uh, down here. 1021 01:02:42,389.1704407 --> 01:02:42,989.1704407 Killing them. 1022 01:02:43,649.1704407 --> 01:02:52,725.9069347 the tariffs, the tariffs are gone now, right? Maybe nobody quite knows, so Yeah. 1023 01:02:53,175.9069347 --> 01:02:53,925.9069347 I don't think. 1024 01:02:53,985.9069347 --> 01:02:56,220.9069347 the Yeah, it didn't really pay off. 1025 01:02:56,955.9069347 --> 01:02:57,495.9069347 Yeah. 1026 01:02:57,690.9069347 --> 01:02:58,560.9069347 Lee's not yet. 1027 01:02:58,935.9069347 --> 01:03:05,940.9069347 He doesn't know He got beat by the, he, he should have been in the broader market over that period of time, at least so far. 1028 01:03:06,375.9069347 --> 01:03:06,675.9069347 Yeah. 1029 01:03:06,780.9069347 --> 01:03:08,130.9069347 our, our portfolio is doing great. 1030 01:03:08,130.9069347 --> 01:03:13,405.9069347 Look at our past portfolio, negative 4% and we're beating the s and p. 1031 01:03:13,700.8793713 --> 01:03:20,709.6555565 but, but we are now, um, basically, Fannie Mae accounts for more than the total of our gains. 1032 01:03:21,339.6555565 --> 01:03:21,939.6555565 Yeah. 1033 01:03:22,89.6555565 --> 01:03:32,859.6555565 So Fannie Mae is at 3 50, 30 $500, and our total gains are 34 60, What's the um, tick or what's, what the, what's Fannie Mae trading at right now? 10 75. 1034 01:03:32,979.6555565 --> 01:03:35,139.6555565 78, $10, 78. 1035 01:03:35,349.6555565 --> 01:03:40,239.6555565 But, um, let's just click through, let's see the, um, let's see the graph. 1036 01:03:40,584.6555565 --> 01:03:43,824.6555565 yeah, I feel like I need to read more news stuff about this. 1037 01:03:43,824.6555565 --> 01:03:45,417.8639358 'cause I think that Like, I dunno. 1038 01:03:45,447.8639358 --> 01:03:48,657.8639358 know, there's like, this is very politically driven. 1039 01:03:48,707.8639358 --> 01:03:49,67.8639358 Yeah. 1040 01:03:49,607.8639358 --> 01:03:51,47.8639358 uh, this has jumped it. 1041 01:03:51,287.8639358 --> 01:03:54,587.8639358 Trump basically said, yeah, I'm thinking about privatizing Fannie Mae. 1042 01:03:54,587.8639358 --> 01:03:56,147.8639358 And so it jumped up right there. 1043 01:03:56,447.8639358 --> 01:03:58,67.8639358 That, and it's kind of like stayed there. 1044 01:03:58,67.8639358 --> 01:04:02,717.8639358 So it was in this like five to seven range we were at before Right, oh, Trump's back. 1045 01:04:02,717.8639358 --> 01:04:03,887.8639358 He might do something. 1046 01:04:04,157.8639358 --> 01:04:09,737.8639358 And then when he said, yeah, I might do something, that's when it jumped up to 10 78, 10 10 something. 1047 01:04:10,172.8639358 --> 01:04:19,217.8639358 So what are you doing with your, your, uh, Fannie Mae holdings? Are you, uh, I sold a piece on this jump and then I held onto a piece to see, see if it goes up more. 1048 01:04:19,217.8639358 --> 01:04:22,367.8639358 But yeah, I up 300% in six months. 1049 01:04:22,367.8639358 --> 01:04:28,202.8639358 I, I wish I had a much bigger slug in there, but what are you gonna do? Whatcha gonna do? indeed. 1050 01:04:28,346.3545642 --> 01:04:29,96.3545642 That's awesome though. 1051 01:04:29,591.3545642 --> 01:04:31,76.3545642 Uh, so curious to see that. 1052 01:04:31,76.3545642 --> 01:04:33,403.4846634 I don't know, see what happens there. 1053 01:04:33,568.4846634 --> 01:04:38,488.4846634 so good about hedging and like, like pulling out some, leaving some, I don't know. 1054 01:04:38,623.4846634 --> 01:04:39,643.4846634 I don't know if I'm that good at. 1055 01:04:39,643.4846634 --> 01:04:40,243.4846634 I don't know. 1056 01:04:40,303.4846634 --> 01:04:46,948.4846634 But yes, here and there, like, I'm like, should I buy more? No, no, but should I sell some? No, I don't know. 1057 01:04:47,368.4846634 --> 01:04:49,228.4846634 But then I like, yeah. 1058 01:04:49,363.4846634 --> 01:04:53,233.4846634 I'm just like, indecision paralyzed me. 1059 01:04:53,233.4846634 --> 01:04:55,909.1513295 Once I purchased something, I'm like, ride it till the end. 1060 01:04:56,299.1513295 --> 01:04:56,839.1513295 folks. 1061 01:04:56,839.1513295 --> 01:04:59,839.1513295 This is why you listen to the Robert and Kaylen Get Rich podcast. 1062 01:05:00,49.1513295 --> 01:05:02,202.4846628 We teach you indecision. 1063 01:05:02,232.4846628 --> 01:05:03,612.4846628 That's our ME Yeah. 1064 01:05:03,822.4846628 --> 01:05:04,362.4846628 Yeah. 1065 01:05:05,172.4846628 --> 01:05:10,692.4846628 If you want, like yeah, sell advice, go somewhere else, like go to a another podcast. 1066 01:05:10,692.4846628 --> 01:05:13,482.4846628 Like, who like do this professionally. 1067 01:05:13,752.4846628 --> 01:05:19,722.4846628 yeah, that's why would you come to, why are you listening to this podcast? Why would you listen to us? We don't know what the hell to do. 1068 01:05:19,842.4846628 --> 01:05:32,232.4846628 You know, listening to us go like, wait, there a battle at like a Arlington, Arlington? That sounds like it could Where the baseball stadium is, where the Rangers play. 1069 01:05:32,292.4846628 --> 01:05:32,472.4846628 Yeah. 1070 01:05:34,242.4846628 --> 01:05:34,692.4846628 Yeah. 1071 01:05:35,592.4846628 --> 01:05:36,162.4846628 Or whatever. 1072 01:05:36,462.4846628 --> 01:05:40,77.4846628 You're like, those guys know what I should do with my, Yeah. 1073 01:05:40,782.4846628 --> 01:05:41,112.4846628 for sure. 1074 01:05:41,112.4846628 --> 01:05:41,877.4846628 Anyway, Yeah. 1075 01:05:41,877.4846628 --> 01:05:47,652.4846628 So when we're asked a direct question, should we sell Fannie Mae? Our answers Like, Hey, Ooh, I Yeah. 1076 01:05:47,712.4846628 --> 01:05:50,352.4846628 You could, Could You could sell some, that. 1077 01:05:50,352.4846628 --> 01:05:51,507.4846628 Like, yeah, yeah. 1078 01:05:51,582.4846628 --> 01:05:52,857.4846628 yeah, Which. 1079 01:05:53,517.4846628 --> 01:06:02,907.4846628 Which I, you know what? I think the honest truth is that's the same that all the so-called experts know as well, but that we'll just say something more definitively than we, than we say it. 1080 01:06:02,982.4846628 --> 01:06:03,822.4846628 more confident. 1081 01:06:03,822.4846628 --> 01:06:08,322.4846628 Like I just be like, yeah, you should definitely do this or that. 1082 01:06:08,997.4846628 --> 01:06:11,307.4846628 Maybe that's the way to get rich Sound more confident. 1083 01:06:11,457.4846628 --> 01:06:12,147.4846628 There's something to it. 1084 01:06:12,222.4846628 --> 01:06:12,732.4846628 part of it. 1085 01:06:12,957.4846628 --> 01:06:14,727.4846628 I think that's a, yeah. 1086 01:06:14,877.4846628 --> 01:06:19,557.4846628 You look at Elon Musk, you're like, half of that's bluster and Donald Trump's 99% bluster. 1087 01:06:19,557.4846628 --> 01:06:19,887.4846628 So. 1088 01:06:20,262.4846628 --> 01:06:24,402.4846628 yeah, Elon Musk, like minimum 50%, but I don't know. 1089 01:06:24,592.4846628 --> 01:06:24,952.4846628 Yeah. 1090 01:06:25,612.4846628 --> 01:06:28,342.4846628 All right folks, so that's, uh, that's our advice for today. 1091 01:06:28,342.4846628 --> 01:06:31,432.4846628 I advise that we cue the music and get outta here. 1092 01:06:31,432.4846628 --> 01:06:33,337.4846628 Kaylin, what do you think? Sounds good. 1093 01:06:33,832.4846628 --> 01:06:34,672.4846628 Cue the music. 1094 01:06:36,607.4846628 --> 01:06:39,907.4846628 You've been listening to the Robert and Kaylinn Get Rich podcast. 1095 01:06:39,907.4846628 --> 01:06:41,77.4846628 We could sure use your help. 1096 01:06:41,437.4846628 --> 01:06:49,417.4846628 Please forward this to your friends like us, subscribe, leave us a five star review and send us your thoughts. 1097 01:06:49,477.4846628 --> 01:06:54,157.4846628 Listen, give, leave a positive review or if it's negative, it's gotta be creative. 1098 01:06:54,187.4846628 --> 01:06:56,107.4846628 Okay? So come up with something good. 1099 01:06:56,137.4846628 --> 01:07:03,97.8248581 We've heard the podcast equipment won way too many times, If you're going to be mean, be creative That's it. 1100 01:07:03,487.8248581 --> 01:07:04,57.8248581 That's it. 1101 01:07:04,357.8248581 --> 01:07:06,307.8248581 if you're gonna be supportive, then you can do that however you like. 1102 01:07:06,347.9196761 --> 01:07:07,986.2530095 we take totally recycled ideas. 1103 01:07:07,986.2530095 --> 01:07:09,581.2530095 There We are absolutely. 1104 01:07:09,621.2530095 --> 01:07:19,729.6013508 But the one thing, whether you're positive or negative, the one thing you should never do is, is come here for financial or investment advice Or Take that amazing financial advice we just gave of like, eh. 1105 01:07:22,819.6013508 --> 01:07:26,524.6013508 Like, Maybe that should be the title of this episode. 1106 01:07:27,19.6013508 --> 01:07:29,164.6013508 E Yeah. 1107 01:07:30,664.6013508 --> 01:07:31,24.6013508 All right. 1108 01:07:31,24.6013508 --> 01:07:31,744.6013508 With that killing. 1109 01:07:34,294.6013508 --> 01:07:34,954.6013508 Oh yeah. 1110 01:07:35,224.6013508 --> 01:07:36,304.6013508 Oh, here's something. 1111 01:07:36,424.6013508 --> 01:07:38,74.6013508 Here's some advice you for sure should take. 1112 01:07:38,224.6013508 --> 01:07:39,694.6013508 Do not go s shoving things up. 1113 01:07:39,694.6013508 --> 01:07:40,954.6013508 Your urethra, guys. 1114 01:07:41,194.6013508 --> 01:07:41,704.6013508 Come on. 1115 01:07:41,944.6013508 --> 01:07:44,44.6013508 Like I know, I know. 1116 01:07:44,44.6013508 --> 01:07:44,824.6013508 It's tempting. 1117 01:07:44,914.6013508 --> 01:07:48,334.6013508 I know it's tempting, but cut it out. 1118 01:07:48,412.9346842 --> 01:07:50,152.9346842 Stop that crazy shit. 1119 01:07:50,362.9346842 --> 01:07:55,372.9346842 Like, what are you doing? Like I don't even care if it feels good. 1120 01:07:55,397.1387664 --> 01:08:00,947.1387664 I'd rather lose my whole Fannie Mae steak than stick something up my urethra. 1121 01:08:01,202.1387664 --> 01:08:08,2.1387664 yeah, maybe if I felt the other way around, I would have a better financial podcast and you could actually listen to me for financial advice. 1122 01:08:08,2.1387664 --> 01:08:09,382.1387664 But, uh, anyway. 1123 01:08:09,862.1387664 --> 01:08:13,132.1387664 would be happy about the cost of podcasting equipment Absolutely. 1124 01:08:14,62.1387664 --> 01:08:14,482.1387664 All right. 1125 01:08:15,112.1387664 --> 01:08:17,27.1387664 We're not, we're not gonna top this Kalen. 1126 01:08:17,32.1387664 --> 01:08:17,542.1387664 It's time. 1127 01:08:17,812.1387664 --> 01:08:18,547.1387664 We gotta say goodbye. 1128 01:08:18,647.1387664 --> 01:08:19,147.1387664 Bye everybody. 1129 01:08:19,837.1387664 --> 01:08:20,57.1387664 Bye. 1130 01:08:20,497.1387664 --> 01:08:21,277.1387664 See you next week.

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.css-14f5ked{margin:0;word-break:break-word;display:-webkit-box;-webkit-box-orient:vertical;box-orient:vertical;-webkit-line-clamp:2;overflow:hidden;}Our Best Medical and Financial Advice, Mansplained! | Robert and Kalyn GET RICH Comedy Podcast | Ep 56