1412 Wrestling Episode 50: Scott Hall/Kevin Nash/X-Pac v Steve Austin/Mike Tyson/Freddy Krueger

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The milestone fiftieth episode of 1412 Wrestling is upon us, and after the absolute insanity of recent weeks, all bets are off. With Earthworm Jim bankrupted and booted from power, Alf now possesses the ancient relic and vows to fix the company.

What’s on tap for Episode 50?

Confirmed for Episode 50:

• Ross Geller vs Shawn Hunter After being thrown into piping hot lasagna by Ross, Joey and Chandler remain hospitalized. Shawn has taken offense to Ross’s nerdy ego trip, while Ross has declared war on his former friends.

• Divas Championship 6-Way Match Android 18 defends against Madonna, Nikki Bella, Kimmy Gibbler, Katharine Isabelle, and Lola Bunny (representing the Anti-Boiled Egg Brigade). Expect chaos, carnage, and possibly a werewolf.

• Tag Team Championships: Aly & AJ vs The Wet Bandits Harry and Marv want their mystical couch back—and the gold. Aly & AJ are determined to keep both out of their greasy mitts. Will this match end clean or with another bizarre act of betrayal?

• Hardcore Championship: Four-Way Elimination L.A. Beast defends against Disco Inferno, Artie the Strongest Man in the World, and The Minotaur. Expect snacks, flames, and ancient Sumerians with chainsaws.

• Survivor Series Match: Jay & Silent Bob, Bill & Ted, Ariana Grande vs The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers This dream-team nonsense becomes reality with Danny Tanner as special referee. Can the pop culture misfits survive the morphin mayhem?

• Stable Championship Match: Steiner’s Army vs The Giant Tree Drinking Lean (by himself) Yes, the Giant Tree is getting a title shot. Yes, he’s still drinking lean.

• Competitive Eating Championship: Powdered Donut Challenge Cocaine Bear defends against Yokozuna, Donkeylips, Carl Winslow, Heffer Wolfe, and IP Relay Operator 3211. 5 minutes. One winner. Endless powder.

• Sword Fighting Championship: Fox Mulder vs Katy Perry After last week’s chaos, Katy Perry challenges for the sword. Will her mysterious vibes and catchy pop tunes prevail over the skeptical Mulder?

• Laser Gun Surfing Battle Championship: Bobby Budnick vs Electabuzz Get your surfboards and laser guns ready. Mr. Feeny has had enough of this match type, but it's back anyway.

• Deathmatch: Bars vs New Jack vs Elvis Presley vs Michaelangelo Bars defends his Ambush Title Shot Contract in what may be the most dangerous contest of the night. Expect violence, controversy, and possibly another anti-boiled egg tirade.

• Debate: Dan Conner vs Jim Rennie Moderated by Abraham Lincoln, with topics including drywall integrity, Limp Bizkit discourse, and inappropriate Paver allegations. What could go wrong?

• Main Event: Six-Man Tag Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, and X-Pac vs Stone Cold Steve Austin, Mike Tyson, and Freddy Krueger, with Alf as the special guest referee and the ancient relic in his furry hands. The fate of 1412 Wrestling may rest in this match—and in whatever wishes Alf makes next.

Can Alf keep the relic out of enemy hands? Will Austin ever stop Stunnering authority figures? And will the Pavers finally admit what really happened between Dan and Pete?

Tune in to Episode 50 of 1412 Wrestling—a celebration of chaos, absurdity, and the most unpredictable wrestling on the planet.